I hang out mostly in QTG and RavenQM's discord server (invite link is on his quest thread). He's the QM of Overwatch Quest which is where the character Seeker and the current OW universe I'm using come from. Go and read his quest. Here's my Twitter (https://twitter.com/DesertRedQM) that I barely use if you don't like Discord.

>>2505622
Second.

>[] I think I saw Reaper walking around the HQ. Maybe I should talk with him.

>Thisisdefinitelyagoodidea.jpg

>>2505622
>[] Talk with Maw
>[] Talk with The Good Doctor
>”Ok gentlemen, what appears to be the problem?” *Buy both of them whatever carbonated drink their trying to acquire*

>>2505641
This works.

>>2505641
Yeah this.

>>2505628
Consider this, in a fit of autism, but actually go through with
>>2505641
at the best of your capabilities.

>>2505622
>>2505718
Fug, forgot to quote OP.

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>>2505628
>>2505641
>>2505654
>>2505716
>>2505718

It's rare for me and Reaper to meet face to face due to the fact that Sombra usually is the one that relayed my missions and duties to me. The last time we met was not the fondest of memories I have either, but I ought to greet him since he is one of my higher ups. I moved forward to greet him, and the I tripped. In trying to grab on something to prevent my imminent descent onto the ground, I grabbed Reaper's cowl. What I saw was, what I can only describe as unsettling. A glimpse beneath his shade reveals something vastly inhuman. As I recovered, I stood there, frozen in fear. What the hell was that?! Is Reaper even human? Is that why he have those black mist coming out of him?

Different questions about Reaper's humanity dashed through my mind as I await my inevitable punishment. Even without seeing what's behind the mask, Reaper is a ruthless person, not one to be messed around with. To my surprise, he just looked at me for a few seconds and walked away. The other Talon personnel around the HQ luckily did not realized what happened and just go about their business. I decided that maybe poking the hornet's nest even further is not a good thing to do this early in the day and went to check up on Chayton and Maw. The line of operatives trying to get their drinks are getting longer and longer. Oddly enough there is only one drink dispenser in this area of the HQ.

"Seriously, Maw? You can't possibly be suspecting the maintenance guy of all people to be a spy. Even then, why would he, of all things he could go and fuck up, choose to screw over this one?"

"It is but a possibility doctor. I'm sure they are trying to drop our morale."

Still going at it on their inane argument, I interjected.

"Alright guys, the line's getting longer and longer. At this rate, the one's dropping the morale would be you clowns."

"Oh, boss, its you. Could you speak some sense to this gear head here that there is no way our maintenance staff is a spy?"

[Roll to explain to Maw that he's being overly paranoid. DC 11 of d20, best of 3]

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2505740

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2505740

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2505740
Are the dice not showing up for anyone else?

>>2505758
>>2505756
>>2505749
Well fuck

>>2505749
>>2505756
>>2505758

"But of course, it's actually pretty genius! Who would have expected a simple maintenance staff to be a spy sabotaging our equipment!", I said as Maw's words slowly made sense,

"Yeah, the toilet water always spills out whenever I used it!", one of the operatives in the line shouted.

"That's because SOMEONE kept on throwing their trash into the toilet!", another operative said.

"Well what are we waiting for? Maw, Chayton! Let's go and investigate this conspiracy that we have uncovered!", I said as I lead my 2 squad mates towards the maintenance room.

Chayton sighed before following me and Maw, drinking the lemon-lime soda along the way. As we arrived at said location, the maintenance man exits his office, probably moving on to sabotage more drink dispenser like the morale dropping traitor that he is. What should we do now?

>[] Investigate the his office.

>[] Tail the maintenance man

>[] This is actually bullshit let's stop before we embarrass ourselves.

>[] Write-in

>>2505770
>>[] Investigate his office.

>>2505770
>[] Investigate his office.
>Inb4 he’s actually a spy

>>2505770
>>[] Tail the maintenance man

If he makes any sudden moves, we goldberg spear his ass and kidnap him for interrogation.

>>2505770
>[] Investigate the his office
>>2505780
How hard would Chayton lose his shit?

>>2505770
>[] Investigate the his office.

>>2505872
He’d lord it over us forever.

>>2505770
>>[] Tail the maintenance man
We three are the sneekiest of cheeky breekies.

>>2505958
Maw would, I meant.
>>2506011
Just because you said there we’re going to fail the next stealth roll, when Red calls for it.

>>2506115
One of us is an 8foot tall cyborg killdozer and another is us.

It'll be fine.

/qst/! DesertRed died again!

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>>2506574
Press R to grieve for a good shitposting GM.

>R

>>2506620
>R

Why R tho

>>2506624
Because E is the "Throw motherfucker through the window" key.

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>>2506620
I know how to get his attention

>>2505622
Red you've got three hours before the iraqi revolt

>>2506634
Quit Saddam posting and go back to Babylon posting!

>>2506634
Motherfucker dont you dare. I'll update later so get your slimy habds off my quest.

>>2506634
Thanks Saddam.

>>2507277
When in doubt, threaten an arbic coup on the QM

>>2507286
*arby soup.

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>>2506634
>6 hours ago.
Time to call up the war council.

>>2505779
>>2505780
>>2505872
>>2505932

While this filthy traitor had gone to do his nefarious deeds, we shall ransack his lair and find concrete evidence of his traitorousness. As soon as the man vanishes around the corner, we stealthily picked (read: smashed open) the door. And then, our search begin.

Chayton shifted lazily around the room while Maw is turning it upside down. In the heat of the moment, I realized something weird.

"Look at this, I found a clue!"

"That's a..... few stack of old newspaper? How's that a clue?", Chayton asked, scratching his head.

"Well, duh! What kind of sociopath even reads newspaper these days! I bet this is a way they hide the commands given to their spy! Come on, let's read through all of this!"

"You can't be serious, boss! That's like, a decade's worth of newspaper right there!"

"Well that's a minute faster if we start now!", I said as I take off the first layer of the stack and started reading it.

This newspaper is from some 6 years ago or so... The front page article is about the death of Jack Morrison, the head of Overwatch, or was anyway. Other than the usual condolences about how he is a not just a war hero, and the comments of his close friends, there is nothing much that is remarkable about it. Had Overwatch still existed now, well, the OLD Overwatch, would I have joined them instead? Then again, Old Overwatch could've prevented a lot of bad shit from happening and I would have wasted my life away on a boring pencil pusher job in a mega corporation instead.

"Hey. what the fuck have you done to my place!". an old man shouted in frustration when he entered the room. It's the maintenance guy!

>[] Accuse him of being a spy

>[] Give excuses

>[] Run away

>[] Write in


I'm back for real

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2507538
>[] Write in
I thought I saw a rat....

>>2507538
>[] Give excuses

>>2507538
>[x] Give excuses

>>2507541
You say that we were hunting a Rodent of Unusual Size?

>>2507551
yes.

>>2507554
I can dig it.

>>2507538
>>2507541
>Hunt for Rat October: The Quest.

>>2507560
junk rat

>>2507560
>"I... I thought I heard squeaking sir."

>inb4 theres a super mutant cyborg rat

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>>2507541
>>2507543
>>2507551
>>2507554
>>2507555

The guy seems angry, understandable since his office now looked like it had just been hit by a hurricane and 3 dimwits (one of them is an 8 foot tall behemoth) is ransacking through his old newspaper collection.

"We was uhhh.... hunting a mice!"

"Really? Hunting a mice? In my office? Now totally flipped over with the furniture mostly destroyed?"

"D-did I say mice? No, no I mean R.O.U.S."

"What the hell is a R.O.U.S.?!"

"Uh... rodents of unusual size.... That's what us Americans call big mice as!"

"Really? I lived in America for a good part of my life and I haven't heard anybody call big mice that."

"It's a west coast expression!"

"I see..... What the hell is that?!", He said pointing towards our back.

A large whiskered nose peaks out from the ventilation pipe on the ceiling. When it goes back in, loud skitterings and squeakings can be heard.

"Holy shit, I've gotta tell the administration. We have a BIG pest problem.", The maintenance guy said as he reached for his walky talky.

Putting back the newspaper I'm holding, something fell out of it. Upon examination, It's a necklace with a symbol on it. A serpent circling, eating it's own tail. My mind becomes foggier as I look even longer at it.... before the maintenance guy pulled it away from me.

"Sorry, but you're not allowed to touch that! It's a..... memento from an old friend."

Taking our leave, the man looked at me warily before I really did get far from the maintenance room. What was that symbol? Why is the old man so nervous after I found it? How could a rat get THAT big?

Anyway, I asked Sombra for a new list of possible individual I can go and recruit. A brand new catalog emerges, but with only one familiar face. She also asked me if i want to bring any squad members along with me.

Which one do I want to go for first?

>[] Orochi

>[] Adam a.k.a. White Snake

>[] Henry McTavish a.k.a. The Pale

>[] Hee Young

And who do I want to have tagging along with me?

>[] Chayton Ashkii

>[] Johann Strauss

>[] Both of them

>[] None of them

>>2507576
holy, the typo

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>2507576
>[x] Hee Young
Get her for the upgrades!

Gonna roll for the second pick.

>>2507581
>>2507576
[X] Both of them

Both it is, We can show Strauss off to Ms. Young as a potential testbed for augmentation and Ashkii can act as our tard wrangler when we sperg too hard in combat and get the overwelming desire to get piercings via bullets.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2507576
I want to go for Hee Young, aaand lets only take the good doctor with us. She got a sick elderly mother would could possibly leverage....OR, we could do her a real solid . we help her mom, she stays for long haul and gets to build cool crap for us. everyone wins yeah?

>>2507583
she could be a brilliant inventor, but not sure Strauss and augs are her suit. Maybe Sombra can tell us more.

...roll for rat problems

>>2507585
Maybe she's not a expert on augmentation, but she may be bright enough to get that extra mile out of Strauss. And who knows, maybe they'll click like a big brother/little sister duo.

>She got a sick elderly mother would could possibly leverage....
I completely forgot that Askill could also into actual doctoring and not just being a master tortuer/mad scientist. Thanks Anon for reminding Me of that.

>>2507576
Now that I think about it. What are the hard limits for meeting up with Orochi? Like can we ask him to drop by on coms or in person while we're picking up another person to see if we can do the thing he wants of us to do or is it a by-the-books deal where we have to go to Japan?

>>2507576
Ask Sombra if the maintenance guy is secretly a badass.

>>2507591
I imagine that we could pick him up either on the way or after we pick up Hee, or ask him to meet us there.

>>2507576
>[] Hee Young
>[] Both of them

>>2507581
>>2507583
>>2507585
>>2507587
>>2507591
>>2507596
>>2507620

https://youtu.be/BsBVGJsRaS8?t=9

"Young Hee, eh? Really talented girl she is, really kind to seeing as she's taking care of her sickly mom. But that's just on the surface. At night, she worked as illegal street racing mechanist and augment maintainer. Now those jobs do give you big bucks, but she's also currently hampered by the ever growing debt on her family's name. If you intend to persuade her to join us, these are the things you must consider."

And with that, we moved onwards to South Korea, or more accurately one of it's district Gangnam, where Young Hee live. Me and Chayton go there by the airplane while Maw was kept as cargo. After arriving in Gangnam airport (and Maw hidden somewhere and put on standby for later) we met with our guide, a beautiful Korean lady who is actually a Talon operatives. Her name is Eun Ai. She will be our guide for the rest of our trip. We checked into our hotel first thing after arriving as the flight had drained all of our energy. While I'm resting, Sombra sent me a video. She said it's from HQ and that it's really funny.

The video is seemingly recorded through a helmet cam, no doubt by a Talon operative seeing as two others is walking in front of him. They are joking around about giant rats and sewer people when indeed a swarm of large rodents attacked them out of the blue. The footage shows how one of the operatives got torn apart in a matter of seconds while the rest (the owner of the camera included) got dragged, screaming, even deeper into the sewer before the connection was lost.

"I'm not sure if I should be laughing or be terrified, Sombra..."

"Well if you choose the latter, than too bad! We might issue your squad to do pest control!"

Giving a heavy sigh, I lay myself to sleep.

I woke up at late evening. Waking up Chayton in his room and notifying our guide, we move on to experience Gangnam's "nightlife". We arrived in the location where Young Hee is having her night shift. Miss Eun Ai is dressing more provocatively tonight, abandoning formal wear for a tight red dress. I am wearing my usual suit and Chayton settled for a simple shirt and coat.

In a back alley garage (oddly with high end sports car coming in and out), a girl is being harassed by a few thuggish looking men. We quickly identify the girl as Young Hee.

"영희! 오늘 우리가 돈을 원한다고 했잖아! 네가 여자이기 때문에 상사가 네 얼굴을 줄 것이라고 생각하니?!"

"Mr. Mathers, those thugs are harassing Miss Young Hee over there. What should we do?", Eun Ai asked.

>[] Let's wait and see

>[] Interfere

>[] Go there, but don't interrupt them

>>2507629
>[] Interfere
Become the ultimate autist. Become the White Knight!

>>2507629
>[] Interfere
Politely ask Miss Young Hee for a moment of her time

>>2507629
>>[X] Interfere

Better rough up these cocksuckers before they fuck with our next party member

>>2507634
Supporting.

>>2507629
Let's step in if things get hand on with her. Do we have any weapons?

>>2507629
>>[] Interfere
Ask the dock if he can knock them out with some drugs.

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>>2507631
>>2507634
>>2507639
>>2507661
>>2507675

Cracking my fists, I moved forward to Young Hee's defense with Miss Eun Ai while Chayton stood back like the lazy ass that he is. The thugs glared at us

"Miss Eun Ai, pleaase tell these thugs to leave Young Hee alone."

"Very well Mr. Mathers."

As soon as we approach the the thugs, they start to glare at us. One of them is even ogling Miss Eun Ai.

"이 소녀를 놓아 주시겠습니까?", Miss Eun Ai said to the thugs.

"하아, 너는 누구라고 생각하니?", one of the thugs answered.

"영웅을 연기하는 대신 오늘 밤 우리와 함께하지 않겠습니까?", the second one said as he groped Miss Eun Ai's breast.

"Mr. Mathers, can I beat them up now?", Miss Eun Ai said to me while making a truly malicious smile.

"Knock them out Miss Eun Ai.", I said. Fuck it. Violence seems to be the only answer these people understands.

Miss Eun Ai gripped the hand goping her and broke the man's wrist in a single snap, followed by a roundhouse kick to the next thug.

The last one tried to run away, but a familiar face grabbed him and lifted him by his head. It's Maw. The scared Hee Young looked at us with fear as we had ruthlessly knocked 3 thugs without breaking a sweat. Through Miss Eun Ai, I explained our intentions on recruiting her. She is reluctant as she still have her mother to take care of, which we assured her, can be dealt with. Secondly, she said that the loan shark agency that haunts her family will surely try to stop her and her mother from leaving.

>[] Try to make a safe passage for Hee Young to Italy without the thugs noticing.

>[] End the loan shark agency once and for all.

>[] Just get her out of town without her mother

>[] Write in

>>2507693
>>[] End the loan shark agency once and for all.

>>2507693
>[] End the loan shark agency once and for all.
Take all their cash, guns and assets for additional insult to injury. None of the stuff we need, it's only to hurt them. Because it would be funny.

Also loot the downed thugs.

>>2507693
>[] End the loan shark agency once and for all.

>>2507693
>[] End the loan shark agency once and for all.
Gotta prepare for the fight against the rodents of unusual size mates.

>>2507693
>[] End the loan shark agency once and for all.

>>2507699
This, give like a quarter or a 5th to the hot gook lady to help fund with Talon operations.

Instead of just bringing the loan sharks down, what about we give them a beating and make them pay a share of their ill gotten gains to Talon?

Also, tell Sombra about the maintenance guy, the snake symbol which was from an old adquitance and point out the numerous overwatch related newspapers clippings. See if she can investigate on her own

>>2507709
not a bad idea, but why not just take over their operation while at it?

Its more like Slims personality to white night a bit and feel good about doing bad things for goodish/selfish reasons, while trying to conceive himself its for heroic reasons.

>>2507695
>>2507699
>>2507702
>>2507703
>>2507708
>>2507709
>>2507711

Explaining to Hee Young that we won't be satisfied until she reached a total peace of mind, I told her to go back home while I settle things with the loan shark agency.Miss Eun Ai accompanied her back home while we make our move.

Realizing that having Miss Eun Ai go with Young Hee is a horrible idea as now we have no way to communicate with the locals, we pondered our choices on how to actually even FIND the agency. We settled with letting the guy go and tailing him, which worked out since now we're at a building with it's name written in English. "Quick Fortune Loaning Agency".... I wonder why anybody would be stupid enough to make a loan from a company with this kind of name.

Entering the building after the guy who ran, we rang the bell and is immediately invited upstairs. In an office with a living space in it, no doubt to engage with customers, a man sits on a couch, smiling expectantly. He seemed a bit startled by Maw, which can be seen through his calm facade.

"Yes, yes! Sit down! You foreigners yes? My boys giving you trouble? Very sorry! Hope I can help!"

>[] Threaten him to work for me.

>[] Threaten him to remove Hee Young's debt.

>[] Threaten him to stop his evil ways and repent.

>[] Write in

Sorry for the slow updates. Kinda in a slump today.

>>2507769
>[] Write in
We're looking for work and we're wondering if you were hiring.

My idea of working our way up the conversation and asking if we will get a chance to work with our "fellow employees." I'm asking because I want to break their legs before threatening the guy. And stealing a potted plant.

>>2507814
I'll support this, if nothing else we should try to get a location or something off him.

>>2507769
>[] Kill him, and then slaughter everyone in this building
I’ve always been a fan of the “Raze it, and salt the earth” option.

>>2507814
>>2507876
Instructions vague. Elaborate.

>>2507940
Now that I think about it none of our team have the casual social skills to pull off what I was thinking. Let's have us Maw go ham on everyone else here while the Doc interrogates this dude for info about where other thugs are, who their boss is, etc.

>>2507940
>>2507943
I think I'd rather just kill the guy and be done for the day

>>2507769
>slaughter and blow up
What an unfortunate accident, damn gaspipes blowing up and ghost knives slicing people up, but what can you do?

>>2507992
If we leave loose ends Young's mother will be targeted, we need to get as many of them as possible.

>>2508003
I can't imagine anyone wanting to go after the sick mother if we kill them all. If there are other, they would be smart and leave the mother well enough alone, or else.

>>2507940
Actually Fuck it. Ask doc if he's in a "playful" mood and if he would mind fixing the the guy. If he says no then we kill them all.

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>>2507943
>>2507992
>>2507997
>>2508003

Senseless violence it is then

"Yes, we would like some compensation. How about...."

I raised my legs onto the coffee table as I sit on the couch.

".... 3 million USD. How about that?"

The man who greeted us changed his expression from faked friendliness to pure rage.

"What! You think you foreigners can come here and talk shit to us?! I make people like you disappear every day!"

"Looks like this guy still don't know who we are. Maw. Chayton."

Raising my hand, Maw immediately charged at the thug in the office, bullets from their weapons unable to penetrate Maw's skin. Bodies starts to fly. Chayton immediately shot the man who greeted us in the leg before he could run away. I knelt beside his fallen body after Maw finished pulverizing the remaining thugs.

"Now, what's your name. Tell me."

"B-Beom Seok..."

"Now Mr. Beom Seok. That's a nice safe you got there. How about telling me the code, hmm?'

"F-f-fuck you!"

"Sigh, Chayton, you know what to do."

Brandishing a switch knife he picked up from on of the either dead or unconscious thugs, Chayton put the edge of the blade below Beom Seok's nose.

"The number, now! I'll count until 3 before my friend here do some unlicensed nose surgery on you. 1..."

"Okay! Okay! The safe code is 8543!"

"3, cut it Chayton."

"N-GGGHHHHAAAAHHHHHH!"

Leaving the man to bleed and noseless, our merry trio skipped out of the building happily, but not before torching the whole place down and being a bag full of cash richer. Calling Miss Eun Ai that Young Hee's problem is no more, we took a taxi towards Young Hee's house (Maw obviously went to spend the night elsewhere). Her mother is overjoyed when we informed her that we are taking Young Hee in as a mechanist into our organisation, but of course, we didn't tell her we're from Talon. Chayton gave her a light checkup before Young Hee's mother and herself started their trip back to Venice. Young Hee's mother will be treated in a nearby hospital in Italy.

Now, what should we do?

>[] Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi/ Adam/ Henry McTavish)

>[] Enjoy the nightlife of Gangnam for another day.

>[] Go back to base and settle the R.O.U.S. problem.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2508165
filping a die

>>2508165
>>[] Go back to base and settle the R.O.U.S. problem.
Can't be havin' rats.

>>2508165
actually I'm changing my vote to...
>[] Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi)
We can deal with the R.O.U.S. problem if they call us.

>>2508165
>[] Pursue the next recruitable squad member
Cyborg Ninja get

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>>2508213
gotta get that sweet cyborg ass

>>2508165
>[] Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi/

>>2508165
>[] Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi)
I’d be more inclined to go for Whitesnake or Pale, but everyone seems to be leaning towards Orochi so whatever, DPS is DPS.

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>>2508200
>>2508213
>>2508256
>>2508261

"So, about that offer the Orochi guy gave us..."

"Yeah, he said it still stands within the span of a week, which means we can go on and meet him still. Hey, I understand that this guy is supposed to be some kind of cyborg ninja assassin, and that is the coolest shit ever to have in your squad, but if things get too heated you might want to just back off alright?"

"Y-Yeah... of course.... I'm not gonna risk my life for..... a cyborg ninja assassin..."

And with that, our trio are again on the move, now to a closer country, Japan. We were told by the assassin that he wants us to be combat ready when we arrive to the agreed place of meeting. We waited until our equipment are sent to Japan before notifying Orochi that we are ready to go. I wore my Viper Mk. 2 Armor, and carried the same weapons and utility items as before. Chayton is wearing standard operatives combat armor, but with a black trench coat. maw is now fully equipped with combat augments.

Late into the night, we arrived to the place we agreed on. A temple deep in a small Japanese village, littered with dead bodies of what seemed to be of Yakuzas. Deeper into the temple, we saw the peculiar ninja sitting legs crossed in the center of it, meditating most likely. I moved in to talk to him, but he initiated the conversation first.

"So you are here.... men of Talon. Be ready, the master of this temple shall arrive soon enough."

>[] Who?

>[] You haven't told us the favor you want from us.

>[] No time for games

>[] Write in

>>2508293
>[] Who?

>>2508293
>>[] Who?
And why should we care? If he wants him dead we have grenades.

>>2508293
>Nod
>Weapons check
Time to get ready.

>>2508307
Reminder that ninja pull out all kind of bullshit and master ninja doubly so.

>>2508301
>>2508307
>>2508311

"You truly do not know? Strange. I thought you would be more informed. No matter. This Temple, village, and the castle that stood above it all belongs to the Shimada Clan, the most powerful family in Japan, or was. It was toppled by one of it's heir, once thought dead, struck by his own brother. Now, other lesser families grow fat on feasting the remains of the Shimadas. I've slain SOME of those vermins, as you can see outside."

"So.... you were expecting the one of the Shimadas to come here? Why?"

"Because I am the one who invited them back to their ancestral home. They will answer, I made sure to be as persuasive as I can."

As we are speaking, 3 individuals made their way into the temple, immediately alerted by Talon's presence here. One is another cyborg ninja, but with green neon lights and chrome plating, which is a minus for realism in my book. The second is a K-pop star looking old man wearing traditional Japanese clothing. The last one is a guy wearing a hooded jacket. He wears a helmet, concealing his identity.

"What's this?! Talon! This is a trap!", the green ninja said, drawing his katana warily.

"Calm down Genji Shimada, these Talon agents are merely here as to keep the fairness of our duel.", Orochi said.

"Duel? Do I know you? Why do you wish to fight me? Money? Fame? Or merely to hone your skill?"

"No... nothing so petty.... young master. This duel I want is to avenge the Shimada family. The one you so ruthlessly cut down years ago."

"So you are a part of my family. What I did back then was to save many more innocent lives from my family's misguided ways."

Both combatants looked each other straight in the eye, never letting their eyes off their opponent.

"Men of Talon, stay back and prevent anybody from interfering in this duel!"

Complying, the two combatants finally began their duel. The first few minutes are spent on circling each other like vultures, ready to swoop on the first sign of weakness. The first swing was done by Orochi, but his sword clashed with Genji's. Genji's blade however was completely drawn away as soon as their blade met. Orochi's blade hums an unsettling tune as it was swung around. It is clear that The weapon Orochi is wielding is not any normal katana.

"That is... one of the heirlooms of the Shimada Clan! No... it has been tampered with. You would go so far as to desecrate it to get your revenge on me? Where is your honor?"

"Go to the grave of your forefathers, ask them if honor matters."

The duel goes on for what feels like an eternity. Both us and the two strangers that are present were entranced by teh duel. Genji and Orochi's movements was fluid, as if we were watching a deadly dance instead of a fight to the death. Soon enough, Orochi revealed an opening, allowing Genji to damage Orochi's helmet and injure his legs. Orochi fell down, the cut too deep in his legs.

"Now surrender." Genji demanded, pointing his wakizashi at Orochi.

>>2508463

The ninja used his remaining strength to pull off his helmet, revealing his, or more accurately, HER face. Without the helmet, Orochi's face is what you can call beautiful if it's not littered with scars. Her expression is that of seething rage, gritting her teeth.

"Kill me! End me so I can return to my family in the afterlife."

"No..... I know you. Midori...."

"Do it! The suffering you have caused me..... your actions robbed me of everything I loved! End it all now!"

>[] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.

>[] Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.

>>2508466
>>[] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.
Save the hot asian!

>>2508466
>[] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.
>”Tell me friend, if you could change your fate....would you?”
>Smoke grenade all of the things, call the guy with the mask a twat and then throw all of the grenades in the resulting smokey confusion

>>2508466
>[] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.

MUST ACQUIRE ALL HOT GIRLS

>>2508466
>[] Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.
this since I think she's probably going to spite us.

>>2508473
>>2508481
>>2508482
Genji didn't kill his brother in the trailer. Maybe he wont kill Midori?

its 4 am. I'm goin to retire for the day. enjoy the waifufaggotry while it last anons.

>>2508466
Changing >>2508481
To
>[] Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.

>>2508489
>Genji didn't kill his brother in the trailer. Maybe he wont kill Midori?

Slim doesn't know that. All he knows is there's a hot girl in pain and he can do something about it. With grenades.

>>2508466
You know, if this were normal circumstances, I’d be inclined to leave them to their business. But I mean, Genji’s right in front of us, and distracted, and I think the “old man” might be Hanzo, or at least an ally of Overwatch, as his the hooded man (Seeker maybe? No idea) so I’m thinking we go for the kill here. Orochi can do whatever, I don’t particularly care if she lives or dies.

>>2508548
>>2508466
Changing back to>>2508481
And adding
>Spray bullets into the confusion

>>2508481
this

>>2508523
Sleep tight boss

>>2508523
Y'all take care now.

>>2508466
>>[] Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.

>>2508466
>[x] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.

This choice makes more sense for Marshall than not interfering since he's got the willpower of a trout, and it's a cute ninja girl to boot.

>>2508670
You have a good point

>>2508466
>>[] Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.

>>2508670
Arguably, but the point of a story is how a character begins to grow and change from the outset.

>>2508466
>[] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.

>>2508853
This is a good point, however all of Marsh's best decisions were off the cuff reactions to the events that have happened. This event might be a good jumping off point for Marshall to realize the fuck up and stop going full retard in every situation he's in. And if Orochi acts negatively towards Marsh's decision then all the better a reason.

>>2508481
Oh my god we're such a fuckin' dork.

Backing.

>>2508853
Slim hasn't learned anything or gone through anything that would provoke that kind of change yet. He knows after nearly dying and failing at training with Doomfist that he needs to focus on his combat skills but that's about it.

>>2508481
>Inb4 we fuck up again and drop frag grenades instead

>"No..... I know you. Midori...."

Doesn't this mean hes not gonna do it?

>>2508466
>[] Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.

I mean, we let Maw kill that German chick.

>>2510011
>>2508871
Fair points, chhange my vote to the one with the fucking everything up and being a giant meme.

>>2510179
That's the spirit, now you're Talon Mook material.
I'm not saying character progression is bad just that Slim isn't in that headspace yet. If we start forcing it it'll be unnatural and detract from the quest's quality.

>>2508481
Supporting

>>2508473
>>2508481
>>2508482
>>2508670
>>2508865

I do not know what his- er.... her problem is with this Genji guy, but I'm not letting her die a meaningless death. And I'm not returning back empty handed. I will have to interfere before Orochi make any more stupid decisions. This duel is over!

A single canister was thrown towards the two, and Genji instinctively leaps backwards. As smoke covers the area, I moved in to pull Orochi and he sword away. She struggled, but have no energy to put up much of a substantial resistance. I left her to the Chayton's care as he sedates her. Calling for immediate extraction from our area, we head on out of the temple as fast as possible. We were halted however as we hears weapons aimed on our back as we are about to leave the village surrounding the temple.

"That sword is not for hands such as yours! And she deserved better..... Put Midori and the sword down, now!", the green ninja said.

[Roll d20, best of 3. DC 10, failure will initiate a scenario.]

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2510477

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2510477

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2510477

>>2510500
>>2510511
>>2510519
aight, writing

>>2510477
>Put Midori and the sword down, now!"
N-no u

>>2510538
So we sperg and shout to Genji "No! You put Midori down!"?

>>2510528

"That is not for you to decide, Mr. Genji. Not after whatever that is that you've done to her. And from what I heard, you're the one who caused the fall of the Shimada Family. A stranger's hands is much more suited for it than a traitor's."

"A sword chooses it's wielder, agent of Talon.... Let's see if you're truly worthy of using that sword."

Me and Maw stayed behind to hold them back before our escape vehicle come. Chayton carried Orochi further from here. I was given 3 syringes of "performance enhancer" before he left. Maw initiating the other two, I stopped Genji right in his tracks before he can follow.

Brandishing our weapons, both of us know that the only way he's gonna get his way is by killing me.

[Scenario Begin!]

(DC 11)

>[] Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)

>[] Engage Genji in ranged combat

>[] Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)

Current Score: 0

Counter Score: 0

>>2510672
>[] Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
Remember the Basics of CQC Mook.

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>>2510672
>>[] Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
Well if it's a whoopin' yer a wantin'.

>>2510672
>[] Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
Spaghetti me!

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>>2510672
>[] Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)

Time for some banter, tell him he should commit sudoku.

>>2510701
This. I had a good laugh out of this.
Genji is no match for our meme magic. Let's not forget that we get a +1 from the armor.

>>2510672
>>[] Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
Lol, what's the worst that could happen?

>>2510701
>Time for some banter, tell him he should commit sudoku.
Oh lord this, we're lookin' way too cool right now, gotta' spaghetti it up!

>>2510742
https://youtu.be/8xHrTbRA0XQ
>Genji slashes at abs
>thinks his intestines are spilling out
>secret Spaghetti pouch is spilling out its contents

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2510695
>>2510700
>>2510701
>>2510740
>>2510742
>>2510763

aight rolling. finna meme magic?

>>2510813
Wow.....0.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2510813
Is that Genji's role or the DC? I forget how this works.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2510813
Oh shit are we supposed to roll?
Check this 1.

>>2510818
>>2510819

I usually roll but if you players want to take on the blame for rolling low this scenario. Be my guest. You know what, I'll let players roll for scenarios this thread. Lay it on.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2510825
Alright. If my previous roll counts just ignore this.

>>2510825
best of 3

>>2510830
So it IS Bo3.

>>2510818
>>2510819
>>2510829
Fuck ninjas, DC was 12 wasn't it? We frickin' win, doutchbag.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2510825

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2510825

>>2510864
Nah dude you misunderstand, we don't add +1 modifier, it's +1 to the next DC if we fail the roll.

>>2510818
>>2510819
>>2510837

ITT: QM tries to dodge his fail roll by letting anons roll.

"You are no match for me, agent of Talon. Surrender now and you shall be spared."

"You have much to learn grasshopper. Underestimate your enemies, you should not."

"I have learnt enough."

Feigning a charge, I cook a frag behind me, the Shimada sword on the other. I made sure to scream extra autistically too.

"A desperate attempt at saving yourself! Have at you!", Genji said, slicing my abdomen.

Genji sheathed his wakizashi as soon as my supposed guts spilled down on the ground, but alas! It was my tactical spaghetti pouch he have sliced open. I leapt backwards as the cooked grenade is thrown right at Genji, his body flung away and crashed into a tree.

"Dishonorable display, Mr. Genji. How about comitting sudoku to save your honoru?"

"Your arrogance shall be your undoing, agent of Talon!"

(DC11)

>[] Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)

>[] Engage Genji in ranged combat

>[] Juke around the trees and throw a flashbang while running. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)


(I declare the majority vote, then you anons will vote. Best of 3. I forgot about the armor bonus but since you guys want it, what the hell. -1 DC)

>>2510915
i mean roll fuck

>>2510915
>[] Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)
Beat the SHIT out of him, WITH A MICKY ROONEY ACCENT!! DISH HONARABU DISHPRAY!!

>>2510915
>[] Juke around the trees and throw a flashbang while running. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)

>>2510915
>[] Engage Genji in ranged combat
pew pew pew

so is the dc 11 or 10?

>>2510931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqqm9CMKrA4

>>2510915
>[] Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)
Changing >>2510925
To this

>>2510915
>>[] Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)
What do you do when riding a high? Get more high!

>>2510915
>[] Juke around the trees and throw a flashbang while running. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
Pfff, big talk cyber weeb.

>>2510922
>>2510936
>>2510940

So thats DC 11, -3 DC (Armor and drug). Roll. Bo3

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2510952

>>2510952
Rollan to claim that shiny metal ass.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2510952
Don't fuck up don't fuck up don't fuck up

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2510952

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>>2510968

>>2510958
>>2510965
>>2510968
Haha, get fucked Genji.

>>2510959
Oops.
>>2510968
Nice.
>>2510952
By the way DR, if you're switching to best of three rolls you should ramp up the DC. If I remember right 16 is the 50/50 chance for best of three.

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>>2510982
I know, feel like the dc is too low for best of 3. This is the price i have to pay because I kept on changing the scenario system.

>>2510965
>>2510968
>>2510958

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QmHNd0HWo

The blade hums as it was brandished in front of my face. This sword in definitely not normal. The hilt and guard have been replaced with some kind of machinery. The docarations remains the same though, retaining the sword's beauty. Injecting one of the syringe, everything start to move slowly, from the dust blowing off my feet to the leaf falling down to the ground

Genji moved in for the kill, running at top speed. Even with the drug, he is still pretty damn fast. With each time our swords clash, the limits of my reflex are pushed. In time, the amount, of attacks we perform lessen, but our precision increases. Each hit must matter, each slice must deliver. Genji's blade however does not hold against this unique sword, and it shatters on the next strike. I followed it immediately with a swift uppercut, dismembering his off hand. His severed limb flew across the battlefield.

Retreating in pain, Genji is clearly driven into a corner, both weakened by the grenade earlier and fighting with an already damaged sword from the previous duel. I too backed off as a sharp pain descends upon my head, signifying the drug, wearing down.

DC 13

>[] Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)

>[] Engage Genji in ranged combat.

>[] Use the drug, but try to one humiliating strike on Genji in it's duration.. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)


Current Score: 3

Counter Score: 0

>>2511147
>I-I need Healing!
>*Genji death knell screaming*
>[] Engage Genji in ranged combat.
He doesn't have his sword to deflect boolets

>>2511147
>[] Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)
Finish this. No flash. No humiliation. Simply death.

if the majority wants to use the drugs, can we slap his ass?

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>>2511147
>tfw WE ARE SAMUEL

>[] Use the drug, but try to one humiliating strike on Genji in it's duration.. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
BE THE REASON HE COMES BACK BETTER, THEN AT THE LAST ENCOUNTER, WE GIVE HIM A MEMENTO WHEN/IF HE BEATS US!!

COME ON PEOPLE, THE MEMES DEMAND IT!!

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>>2511147
>>[] Use the drug, but try to one humiliating strike on Genji in it's duration.. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
Better call the cleaner, there's asian spaghetti everywhere.

>>2511147
>>[] Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)
Don't get cocky. Grind him down.

>>2511147
>>[] Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)
No breaks on this train. I don't actually expect us to kill Genji though, probably gonna get saved by a certain Swiss Miss

>>2511213
Yeah but why risk that? Knowing him he probably hasn't told anyone where he was going, all about the whole "Man's gotta fight his battles alone" thing. You know how the Japs are about their honor. We simply can't risk that.

>>2511167
>>2511210
>>2511213

DC 13 (-3), roll.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2511265

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2511265
slap ass!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2511265

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2511265
FUCK we're going to kill Genji.

Can we leave him alive DR? Please? I want him to be the Raiden to our Samuel.

>>2511270
HA! We come to recruit one cyborg ninja, and we end up killing another.

>>2511278
We need to take his hand and use it to wave at others.

>>2511289
>Inb4 we take his head and carry it around with us for the sole purpose of throwing it at Mercy and telling her “He needs healing”

>>2511306
Please no.

We're here for the shits and giggles, carrying around cyborg heads would be more Maws thing.

>>2511314
Let's give it to maw as a belt buckle.

>>2511319
Nigga please no.

>>2511321
How about just his face mask?

>>2511334
how about we give his sweet ass a squeeze?

>>2511338
Slim IS asssexual.

>>2511334
I mean I would but don't get me wrong, we don't know if there's not some tracking shit in there somewhere. But yeah a good suggestion none the less. Definitely better than his whole head.

>>2511338
Well it won't be so pristine when we pump it full of holes... giggity.

>>2511347
We should probably take at least something back to base, so we get credit for the kill. Maybe Genji’s got a bounty on his head in the underworld as well, who knows.

>>2511352
I know one thing though, we are KEEPING this sword. Not only did she USE us, she challenged that idiot and LOST, so WE had to save her ass. This is OUR sword now.

>>2511363
well that's not fair. we have drugs, she didn't.

>>2511379
She's got robot shit that's about as good.
>>2511363
I'll support that. We can say something cocky like she can have it when she takes it from us.
Then she sneaks into our room to find it just laying out on our bed after we did some cool poses and dropped it there then ran of to get a soda.

>>2511379
She had fucking ninja training and cyborg enhancements, we needed that drug just to keep up! Besides, in Genji's own words;

>"A sword chooses it's wielder, agent of Talon.... Let's see if you're truly worthy of using that sword."

At this point, I'd say we're pretty fucking worthy, drugs or naw.

>>2511381
Yeah this guy gets it.
Better yet we keep the sword, she sneaks in and sees us doing unsavory things with it. Burnt ninja waifu.

>>2511392
Well what will she use if not the sword? swords are more her thing.

>>2511407
Well she editted this sword, she obviously doesn't care for it. Besides, she'll get another, there's shit lying around in HQ. Vibro swords are a dime a dozen in the future.

>>2511407
I’m sure Talon can supply her with a good blade. Just not this blade.

>check into the thread
>Mook just up and sword'd Fucking genji to death via murderhobo hyper competence.
jesus fuck /qst/.

>>2510477
>>2510500
>best of 3. DC 10, failure will initiate a scenario
>Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>2510672

UUH what?
I mean, we get to play, but did you change your mind or...?

>>2511417
Nah my dude we ain't killed him. Just SEVERELY crippled him, WAY more than he already was. We basically Robo-Copped him.

>>2511421
And you, shut up, be happy for Slim.

>no real, or possibly any, experience with sword fighting
>dominate Genji 1v1
This is fucking retarded.

>>2511430
I AM happy, but I am also very confused.

>>2511431
Welcome to being lucky.

>>2511431
Mook has shown since thread one that while he's utter shit at social situations, he's a literal walking murdermachine, him handing genji his own ass kinda reinforces this.

>>2511431
It was pure brute instinct and the best damn combat drugs on the market.

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>>2511431
There's also the fact that he just had a duel with Orochi/Midori and we threw him a nade.

>>2511431
Well, we played on his arrogance, the fact that the doc probably gave us a mix of cocaine, caffeine, and adrenaline all in one shot, and a superior blade to defeat him at close range right after he’d been hit almost point blank by a frag grenade. It’s not that hard to understand.

>>2511270
>>2511274
>>2511276

fugg deleted a whole 2 post worth of update so the delay will go on a bit longer.

>>2511546
Desert plz.

>>2511546
Take your time my man, I usually do 4chan posts in word, ctrl+s is invaluable.

>>2511546
Also try ctrl+y, it helps.

>>2511546
F

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>>2511546
>>2511438
It's a good thing our legs are okay.

>>2511546

Managing to drive Genji into a corner, I know his choices are severely limited right now. If he decided to fight in ranged combat, he would have to forgo his defence. If he tries to fight in melee combat, he will have to fight handicapped and only with his wakizashi.

Realizing this, I quickly moved into the offense, Chayton’s drugs popped. Even with a handicap, Genji proved to be more than a match for me, but his blades is not. After only 5 strikes, the wakizahi gave in and break upon the tampered Shimada’s heirloom sword. Running out of option, Genji increased the distance between us, slinging shurikens while he’s at it.

This proves to be insufficient however as Genji failed to hit anywhere vital. probably due to the pain and fatigue caused by his injuries. I caught up on his back and sliced it open, blood spraying out of it, his body falls face first to the ground. Triumphantly, I stepped on the back of his face, further pushing it down.

“How ironic, the traitor now killed by the edge of a Shimada family’s heirloom sword. Looks like tonight, you can reunite with your betrayed clansmen.”

Before the killing blow can be dealt, an aircraft arrived on the location. It bears Overwatch’s symbol on it, with agents coming out to help our enemies. At the same time however, three trucks of operatives came to our aid, providing suppressing fire for me and Maw to retreat. Maw heavily complied as he was on the edge of defeat against two skilled combatants. A blonde lady wearing an angelic suit is trying to stabilize the cyborg ninja while being protected by a power armour wearing brunette. It’s Brigitte!

The area’s getting hot and we have to retreat to prevent anymore operative casualty. What should I do before entering my escape vehicle?

>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.

>[] Walk away and say nothing.

>[] Declare my name to Overwatch

If I want to declare my name, what should they know me as:

>[] Viper (or whatever that is similar to Dario’s alias)

>[] Mook

>[] Write in

>>2512247
>[x] Walk away and say nothing.
Like a BAD to the ASS!

>[x] Mook
To rub in the fact that a badass got his ass kicked by a nobody. For the insulting effect.

>>2512247
>[] Walk away and say nothing.
>not able to get an ass squeeze or a tea bag

>[] Viper (or whatever that is similar to Dario’s alias)

>>2512247
Does the suit muffle or distort our voice? If it doesn't then don't say anything.

>>2512247
>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.

>[] Mook
The rise of the mooks is now...and we really need to train the mooks into being able to perform a dance score while all referring themselves as 'slim shady'. It will be the ultimate disguise.

>>2512279
this. our boss fight is someone tryin to identify us from all the other mooks.

>>2512284
+1
How much more generic can we make our gear?

>>2512247
>>[] Walk away and say nothing.

but if we do
>[] Mook

>>2512298
dont make ours worse, make our personal mooks gear better

>>2512304
Of course, I've made a mistake only a mook would make.
Should we give all our mooks shotguns?

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>>2512247
>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.

>[] Viper (or whatever that is similar to Dario’s alias)

>Banter
"Looks like you've been... DISARMED! I mean he could really use a HAND. Maybe when we meet again he should stay at ARMS length! After all he only meant to give me the finger, NOT HIS WHOLE HAND! No but seriously, I'm keeping your arm, AND your family heirloom sword. You want it back then FIGHT ME SHITMADA! YOU FUCKING WEEB!!"

>>2512279
>>2512284
>>2512298
Okay guys, hear me out here, while I'd fucking love this, can we REALLY pass up the chance to be named fucking Viper? It'd be like the start of our own terrorist organization... we'd call it... COBRA! How about we save the Slim Shady angle for our alter ego, Mashal Matthers?

>>2512310
Now now we gotta put them through tests to see where their talent lies. Create our very own personal elite mooks who all go by Slim Shady and can dance.

>>2512247
>>[X] Walk away and say nothing.
>[X] Mook
may as well, if we say shit we might get found out by brigitte which would screw us horribly.

>>2512304
So you're saying that we should push for turning our own people into Not-Kasrkin. I can dig it.

>>2512314
I can see it being done for a different Talon character. But let's put the Viper thing on the backburner for the future ideas of identity, like I can see it as a burner ID for when we're out of our standard gear and in the field as a super duper secret agent.

>>2512314
It's far more humiliating and hilarious to get your shit kicked in by a guy literally called 'Mook'.

Not to mention the real Viper died and we should let him keep it. Though he has a loved one who, I wouldn't be surprised to see crop up again. If they do though have the right to the name much more then we do.

>>2512314
Ew. Please no for the creating a different organization. Slim is a hench for life.

But I do like your taunt.

>>2512342
Good point

>>2512247
Call me Mook! All my friends do.

>>2512262
>>2512334
+1

>>2512319
>>2512335
You're right.
>>2512342
On that note, we should visit Mr. Dario's funeral once we're off the hench high.

>>2512345
>Call me Mook! All my friends do.
This sounds familiar.

>>2512357
I'm thinking we should bring some flowers or some kind of symbolic keepsake that we can leave at his grave that won't out anyone there as a agent of Talon.

>>2512247
>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.
It’s too good an opportunity to pass up.
>[] Mook

>>2512357
Some Flowers, our best dress suit, a small speech and figure our how to tie a neck tie. No bullshit clips.

>>2512247
>>[] Walk away and say nothing.
>[] Mook

>>2512247
Can't we take Genji with us? (not just his arm)

Mook for now, or say nothing and retreat.

>>2512819
From the way it was worded, Genji is already surrounded by Overwatch agents, so if you're feeling extra lucky you're going to have to fight them off to get him.

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>>2512828

>>2512838
Note to Self: Get Pocket Sand

>>2512850
>Implying someone like Slim didn't already order a whole crate before hand.
>Implying he didn't stuff his pockets with two or more packs before the mission so he could find an excuse to use it whenever possible.

Comon now.

We still have an abundance of grenades, throw all of them! Smoke, Flash, explodey, all of em!

>>2512867
>Implying we weren't forced to leave 9/10ths of it behind.
>Implying we didn't use it all.
>Implying Marshall watched King of the Hill

You have a high optimism of our character.

>>2512247
>>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.
and
>[] Mook

>>2512888
>Implying someone with autism doesn't watch cartoons like Henri and his gang
>Implying each bag doesn't come with 2 - 4 uses per bag
>Implying he doesn't watch Les Rois du Texas

Where do you think we are in his head?

We are his autism

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>>2513159
>We are his autism
Anon that's too deep4me

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>>2513185
BOOM!

You got the same garbage day as me.

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>>2513230
Well I can say that spoiler was the most unexpected part of my day.

>>2512247
>>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.
>>[] Mook

>>2512247
>>[] Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.
Only need to pick a name if we declare our name and no one picked that, no reason to vote for that option.

>>2512247
>>[] Declare my name to Overwatch
>>[] Mook

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Picking up Genji’s severed arm, I decided to taunt the Overwatch agents and the limb’s owner one last time.

“Hey look, no hands!”, I said as I waved the arm towards them.

“You monster!”

Brigitte flung into a fit of rage as she swings her flail at me. It failed to reach my face by a hair’s breadth. She was not able to get any closer due to the operatives’ suppressing fire.

“I guess I DISARMED him! A shame really. He’s only an ARM’S length away from beating me. I guess you can say the situation got out of HAND! I need to go now so you gals will have to handle the WRIST!”

The blonde lady held back Brigitte from chasing me, instead telling her to guard her while she is healing the cyborg ninja. Brigitte just grit her teeth as she glared at me.

“I know you’re still alive Genji! Hear me! I am Mook! If you want your family’s sword back, you will have to pry it off my cold dead body! That is, if you don’t end up a cripple with your back sliced open like that, hah!”

Finally entering my escape vehicle, I held my trophy triumphantly, imagining the many cool shit I could do with it. After the many hours of flight filled with nostalgia (and hurt back) as I was cramped with other operatives like a sardine in our plane, I immediately went to check up on Orochi. At the medical room of the HQ, a woman’s body lay rest on a bed, being treated by Chayton and another medic. Her hair is long and black, her limbs are all augmented, but bears much more resemblance to a human’s as opposed to Maw’s. With her toned body, she is clearly made to perform with utmost swiftness in assassinating targets in and out of combat. The Good Doctor and Orochi is having an argument while he is treating her.

“I did not ask to be saved!”

“You were turning into a liability, needlessly exposing us to Overwatch, fully knowing our position! The Boss did what’s right by saving you, salvaging the situation before we were exposed to more dangers!”

My arrival startled both of them out of their heated conversation. Orochi refused to look at my face, while Chayton, as exasperated as ever, asked me to talk some sense into her.

>[] Reprimand her action

>[] Comfort her

>[] Give her the silence she deserved

>[] Write in

>>2515152
>>[] Reprimand her action
"You fucked up. Big time. but we'll give you one more chance. Your life is ours now."

"Welcome to Talon"

>>2515156
Support. This seems reasonable.

However, we need to tell Talon about the maintenance guy,the snake symbol which was from an old acquitance and point out the numerous overwatch related newspapers clippings. See if Sombra can investigate on her own

>>2515156
>>2515210
Supporting these.

>>2515156
Yeah, this works.

>>2515156
>>2515210
This. And we're keeping the sword.

>>2515210
>>2515265
Mayhaps we should casually mention to Sombra about the pendent in a discussion to not draw attention?
>"Hey Sombra. Did you know that the maintenence guy had this really weird amulet thing? Is he like some sort of cultist super maintenence guy? Because that'd be dope."
And then I'd be banking on her searching that out of curiosity.

>>2515282
I still think it's much to keep her family sword.

>>2515152
Can we put the hand on ice, or is it a fully cybernetic arm?

>>2515156
>>2515210

"What you did back then.... I thought you knew better than to use Talon like that!"

Orochi is not answering. She is actively ignoring me....

"Such a lust for vengeance.... I can understand. No, I empathize with you. I too at the start is driven by revenge. But you must remember Orochi, making vengeance your end goal will only leave you broken and empty. One must live for a much higher calling. I believe that your fate is not yet set in stone, and your destiny might yet change. What I'm saying is..... I don't agree with you throwing your life and talent away like that."

Still not getting any of her attention, I presented her family's sword to her. This got her riled up.

"竜の剣! Give it back to me!"

"Ryu....no....Ken?"

"The dragon sword.... the Shimada's family heirloom. It is not yours to keep!"

"You lost this blade in the duel. I retrieved it and used it to defeat Genji, the man you fail to best in a duel. In my opinion, yes, it is mine to keep."

She just gritted her teeth in anger, but unable to really deny what I just said.

"I saved your life and naturally it is by my orders you live or die. But if you still think your life is still worth living, how about making it your goal to take this sword away from me? For the time being, I will be safekeeping it for the future."

Leaving the enraged, but immobilized Orochi with the amused Chayton. I go to report my recent clash with Overwatch to Doomfist who caught wind of it.

(Cont.)

>>2515376
"I heard that you have defeated an Overwatch agent named Genji. Is it true?"

"See for yourself.", I said showing Genji's severed arm.

"Most impressive #2314. You have shown yourself capable of confronting an agent of Overwatch face to face, and came out on top. You are due for a reward Operative, and a reward you shall have, when we are ready to give it to you."

"What about the arm. You don't want to keep it Sir Doomfist?"

"Please, just Doomfist. And no, that is your trophy, do as you please with it."

"Then I would like to excuse myself sir."

Nodding, Doomfist dismissed me. Before retiring for the day, I decided to buy a drink from the dispenser, only to meet Sombra along the way.

"Hey, Mook! Good job out there! Got a sweet new katana too huh?"

"Yep, this baby sliced right through the Genji guy like he's butter. Actually, I doubt this blade can't cut through anything!"

"Sweet. So, how's the ninja chick doing?"

"Still angry at me, partly for not letting her die and for taking this sword from her. Hey, funny story. The day before me and my squad gone and recruit that Korean girl, Maw got this idea that our maintenance guy is a spy that's actively sabotaging stuffs in the HQ to drop our morale. Of course, like the loyal troopers that we are, me and my squad gone and ransacked his office for clues. We found stacks of newspaper with Overwatch articles on it, and a strange pendant. It's a.... snake, eating it's own tail by the looks."

"A snake eating it's own tail.... could it be....?"

"Sombra?"

"Oops, sorry got to go, Mook!", Sombra said before dashing off, looking worried.

Well I guess it's time to sleep. What should be on the agenda tomorrow?
>[] Handle the R.O.U.S. problem underground

>[] Recruit new squad members

>[] Rest more