>>2488627

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsWTD6Pk-S8

First for music

get hype

>>2488627
Eyyy, it’s back. So what are we doing rn? I kind of lost track after you crushed the crossover event. Did the timeskip happen?

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>You are....
>SINCHU TETSU BABY!

"Huh, place is actually still in one piece."

"What, you expected it to fall apart without you?" Jiraiya asks as the two of you head to wards the northern gate, Naruto and Karin following quickly behind.

"Tch, c'mon Jiraiya, I'm practically the only thing keepin' this world together." You smirk, scratching at the bit of stubble growing on your chin. How long's it been since you last shaved? Was it before or after little bro's last freak out. Speaking of... "Hey Naruto," You call out, stopping the blonde haired kid and his cousin in their tracks just before they start climbing the walls. "You and Karin say hi to all your friends, but I want you two to meet up with us at the Hokage's office in an hour, alright?"

Little bro grins while little sis rolls her eyes. "You got it Sinchu! Oh man, I can't wait to see everyone again!"

"Puh-leeze," Karin says, poking Naruto in the head. "You're just excited about getting some Ichiraku ramen again."

Naruto smiles. "Well yeah, that too. C'mon cuz, I'll race ya'!" The two of them jet off, moving fast up the walls of Konoha before jumping out of sight.

"So you gave everyone a heads up we were coming back right?" You turn to Jiraiya, eyeballing him. "Last thing we need is some overly excited Chunin shanking little bro."

"What do you take me for Sinchu?" Jiraiya asks, frowning at you as the two of you enter through the gates, the two guards blinking in surprise as they recognize you. "I'm one of the Legendary Sanin, of course I didn't forget to give'em a heads up...."

His silence says it all. "Great, you did forget didn't you? Weren't you supposed to send a message? Or was that busty blonde we met back in the last town a little too distracting master?"

"Tch, watch the attitude."

You grin, looking around at your home, back after all this time. It feels...nostalgic. "Hey, we've got an hour to kill right?"

Jiraiya nods. "Thinkin' about seein' yer family real quick? Or maybe an old squeeze you didn't tell me about?" He nudges you in the side, grinning."

>A. "I'm gonna' stop by the Clan Compound, see if anybody is there."
>B. "I'm gonna' get some damn Ichiraku Ramen! It's been ages since I had a bowl!"
>C. "Nah, I'll check in with Hiashi first, gotta' take care of business."
>D. Write-in

>>2488650

Considering the title. It did

>>2488651

>A. "I'm gonna' stop by the Clan Compound, see if anybody is there."

>>2488651
>>A. "I'm gonna' stop by the Clan Compound, see if anybody is there."

>>2488651
>A. "I'm gonna' stop by the Clan Compound, see if anybody is there."

>>2488651
>A. "I'm gonna' stop by the Clan Compound, see if anybody is there.
I guess.

>>2488657
>>2488664
>>2488665
>>2488670
Seems like A is the clear winner here.

Now roll me some 2d100's to see how well Nart and Karin's little meet up goes.

>>2488657
Well, can’t wait to see what Hiki’s like now, then. We were already like Jonin level before, god knows what kind of monster we’ve become after all that time to train and fight bears.

Rolled 56, 18 = 74 (2d100)

>>2488675

Rolled 50, 55 = 105 (2d100)

>>2488675

Rolled 88, 37 = 125 (2d100)

>>2488675

Rolled 7, 2 = 9 (2d100)

>>2488675

Righto

>>2488680

And probably less autistic than before, which will be nice to see

>>2488684
>>2488682
Eh.

Ooof, not too bad, still need one more roll.

Rolled 61, 2 = 63 (2d100)

>>2488693

Rolled 88, 37 = 125 (2d100)

>>2488675
I got it

Mmmkay, things went better for Nart, as he ran into a certain busty Hyuga, but Karin kind of ran into a pink haired, motorcycle ridin' Jounin.

This'll be fun.

>>2488684
>>2488697
Neat, clone rolls.

>>2488688
>>2488696
Sheesh, nearly critfailed twice.
>>2488688
>Inb4 he went into the mountains to train for years and became even more autistic

>>2488684
>>2488697

Oh look, twins

>>2488702

I really hope not.

You know not the Belgian sperg's grand desire

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I'm way behind, have we hooked up with Best Girl yet?

>>2488721
Hiki did.

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"Better check in with Susumu and see how he's doin'." You say, already giddy with excitement as you calmly start to walk away. Heh, three cute little cousins for you to play with, hug, and coddle like crazy. Life is good.

"You're just super excited to see the babies, aren't you?" Jiraiya asks, crossing his arms and smiling.

You grin, spinning around and firing off some finger guns at your master. "Damn straight I am. Oh and before I leave, remember our promise." You say, frowning a bit.

Jiraiya rolls his eyes. "Don't try anything with Tsunade until after we meet with the Hokage, I know I know. Now get out of here and go see some cute babies."

You do just that, jumping on top of the nearest building and racing to wards the Compound, just like the old days. "Wonder what Suzu's been up to...wait why is there a giant leg sticking out of the ground." You stop in your tracks, blinking in surprise as you realize that's not a leg, it's your cousin's bread shop! "Just how good has business been for her!" You ask, before a thought strikes you. "Oh man, Suzu's literally the breadwinner now. HA!" You shake your head, laughing as you head to wards the Compound.

"So I tell her I'm one of the famous guard brothers for the Tetsu Clan you know?" You hear Jubei's voice as you land close to the entrance, grinning as him and Yoshi are talking to one another. "And you know what she says?"

"What does she say?" Yoshi asks.

"She says she's never even heard of the famous guard brothers for the Tetsu Clan, and then she left me with the tab!"

"Women. Oh hey Sinchu!" Yoshi waves to you, and you walk up and high five the two of them. "Damn man, you got taller one us since the last time we saw you. How ya' been."

You grin.

>A. "Boys, let me tell ya' how I been! (What's it been like? Exaggerate a little.)"
>B. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage dudes, it's been awesome."
>C. "I met so many hot babes, you wouldn't believe it."
>D. Write-in

>>2488721

Yes we did bud, yes we did. By a landslide too

>>2488727

>B. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage dudes, it's been awesome.

>>2488727
>>B. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage dudes, it's been awesome."
>>C. "I met so many hot babes, you wouldn't believe it."

>>2488727
>B. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage dudes, it's been awesome."

>>2488727
>B. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage dudes, it's been awesome."

>>2488726
>>2488729
Fuck yeah.
We find a nice girl to set Shikamaru up with yet?

>>2488727
>A. "Boys, let me tell ya' how I been! (What's it been like? Exaggerate a little.)"
I fought and killed a dude who could make people EXPLODE by touching them! It was nuts!
>B. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage dudes, it's been awesome."
>C. "I met so many hot babes, you wouldn't believe it."
It’s Sinchu. All of the above, obviously.

>>2488738
>>2488734
>>2488732
>>2488731
>>2488729
B and C seem popular.

Five more minutes, I gotta' take a piss.

Hey Moon, you, GDQM, and Queen of Darts need to fight highlander style to claim the title of most autistic QM.

>>2488750

Fuck off, ruin an archive of someone else's quest you triple nigger

>>2488750
I'll fuckin' win that competition easily.

Alright then guys, let's see if Guard Bro's know who you mean by "Next Hokage"
2d100
DC 70

Rolled 91, 65 = 156 (2d100)

>>2488758

Rolled 37, 37 = 74 (2d100)

>>2488758

Rolled 46, 70 = 116 (2d100)

>>2488758

Rolled 69, 99 = 168 (2d100)

>>2488758
For ramen-bro.

>>2488750
Queen wins by a landslide, and I say this as someone who thoroughly and unironically enjoys SSQ.

>>2488762
37s the magical number today, I guess.

Rolled 29, 11 = 40 (2d100)

>>2488758

>>2488761
>>2488762
>>2488764
>>2488765
Hot damn, that's some fine ass rollin'.

Alright writing. Still got one roll but as long as it's not a cri-
>>2488772
Oh good job.

Okay writing.

>>2488767
....ok, I'll bite. Why and how?

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>>2488758
>I'll fuckin' win that competition easily.
GDQM may be a better writer, but his quest is awful autistic.

And 1 thread of Darts' is like getting three tetanus boosters.

>>2488767
>someone who thoroughly and unironically enjoys SSQ
Having that many aspergers can't be easy.

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You grin. "I been lookin' after the next Hokage bro's, it's been awesome."

Jubei and Yoshi look at each other for a moment before grinning. "Naruto." They both say, causing all three of you to laugh. "So c'mon man," Jubei asks, leaning in a little closer. "How much has the kid improved? His match against Sasuke during the Chunin Exams is still gettin' talked about."

"Well, I don't mean to brag," You say, causing both of them to roll their eyes. Cheeky fucks. "But between my constant guidance and Jiraiya's super mastery of jutsu, let's just say that little bro has become quite the shinobi." You blink. "Oh, and Karin's really kicked it up a notch too. Girl punches like a bulldozer and she's pretty much the only one that can calm down Naruto when he-" You stop yourself before you say anymore, smiling. "Well, let's just say she knows how to calm him down."

"...Like se-"

"No not that you fuckin' pervert." You chastise Yoshi. "Christ man they're cousins....and it's not like they're Hyuga's right?" You all laugh loudly, slapping each other on the back as you shit on the Hyuga's. Ah, good times. "Alright you assholes, I'm heading inside. Is Susumu here?"

Both of them look at each other, devilish smirks appearing on their mouths, before they turn back to you. "Oh yeah, he's in there."

"And so are the kids." Jubei finishes.

"Oh cool, been wantin' to see my cute little cousins." You say, ignoring the ominous feeling you're getting as you head inside. The compound looks mostly the same, maybe a little more spruced up since you last saw it, but it's still your home. You're about ten feet into the compound when you hear a rustling behind you, and the sound of tiny feet scampering about. You turn around, but you only see the shadow of something running around. "...have the ninja moles returned?" You ponder, looking around cautiously as tiny laughter can be heard overhead and behind you.

>Roll me 3d100
>DC for all is 50

Rolled 75, 8, 1 = 84 (3d100)

>>2488808

Rolled 90, 5, 73 = 168 (3d100)

>>2488808

Rolled 26, 40, 50 = 116 (3d100)

>>2488808

Rolled 6, 62, 78 = 146 (3d100)

>>2488808

>>2488813
>1
Aren't babies adorable.

>>2488831
we dont talk about that one

Rolled 48, 29, 85 = 162 (3d100)

>>2488808

>>2488831
Nevermind I just went to check and I see there some stuff going on.
Don't mind me

>>2488831
It is. But some asshole archived it before I could and labeled it...well look up Failure.

Okay then, writing.

>>2488831
Hahahaha, what 19.9? There was no 19.9. Never happened.

>>2488838
I saw that now.
Deleting my post.

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"...I didn't travel the world for two and half years to be killed in my own home." You say, ducking as a small, ferocious object comes blazing at you from the trees. At the same time you can feel an evil presence coming at you from behind. If you were a normal ninja, you'd be dead by now, but you're no normal ninja. "I'm Sinchu Tetsu!" You shout, spinning around and snatching your attacks out of the air before holding them out in front of you. "...oh my gosh!" You grin, looking at the tiny bundles of joy in front of you. One of them tries nibbling on your thumb while the other one, a little lady by the looks of it, is trying to escape your Iron Grasp! "Are you the little bitty cousin's I've been waiting to see? You two are just-" Wait, two? Isn't there supposed to be thre-

Too late you notice the ground beneath your feet rumbling, and looking down you see the final of your cousins pop out, tiny fist extended as he slams directly into your nuts. The cry of pain you let out is so embarrassing there's no reason to even remark upon it, other than to say it was downright horrific. "Aw buu!" The third and final triplet shouts as you fall to the ground, letting the other two go as they scamper off. "Aw buu buu!"

"Awhooooo!" The other two howl.

"How many times I tell you kids to stop that damn howling." You hear Susumu's voice. "Eh? That you Sinchu? Why are you...oh you met Shiba."

"Yeah." You cry out, finally sitting up. "He's a real Tetsu alright. Went right for the groin."

"Heh, don't blame that shit on me." Susumu says as he picks up his kids, all of them frowning and trying to escape. "Tsume taught them that. Two and half years old, and already punchin' people in the balls. God how time flies. So you gonna' just sit there or are ya' gonna' come inside for some tea?"

"Oh sure, just let me find where my other nut went and I'll be right with you." You say sarcastically, standing up slowly as you follow Susumu inside. Already you can smell his special herbal tea brewing, and it's actual herbs, not pot this time. "Okay so, that one is Shiba," You say, pointing to the second boy with a tiny fang poking out. "But who's the other boy and girl?"

"This," Susumu says, holding up the second boy. "Is Juhi, and this little lady is Ashi." Susumu smiles as he holds up his daughter, who just blows spit bubbles at you. "Ain't they cute."

>A. "They're fucking adorable."
>B. "I fear for the safety of this Clan and Village."
>C. "Honestly I'm surprised they have hair since they're your spawn."
>D. Write-in

>>2488776
Not him but have you READ Shinigami Savant Quest? That shit is like pure, concentrated sperg.

>>2488851

>C. "Honestly I'm surprised they have hair since they're your spawn."

>>2488851
>>B. "I fear for the safety of this Clan and Village."
>>C. "Honestly I'm surprised they have hair since they're your spawn."

>>2488851
>>B. "I fear for the safety of this Clan and Village."

>>2488851
>C. "Honestly I'm surprised they have hair since they're your spawn."

B and C it is.

Writing.

>>2488851
>C. "Honestly I'm surprised they have hair since they're your spawn."
>A. "They're fucking adorable."

"Honestly I'm surprised they have hair considering they're your spawn." You joke, dodging kunai as it gets thrown by your head. "At least they inherited your ruthlessness....or is that something they got from Tsume? The hell did you pass on to these kids old man?"

"First, fuckin' hardy har, and secondly I've passed on my wisdom and knowledge of life." Susumu says as he burps little Juhi. Shiba tries to stick his fingers in the hot tea, and Susumu has to pull him back, much to the kids annoyance. Little Ashi just keeps blowing spit bubbles at you. "That and I feed them and wipe their asses."

"As a Clan Head should." You say, sipping at your tea. "But seriously, if these kids are this active right now, I fear for the safety of this Clan and Village when they get older."

"Tch, you and me both." Susumu holds up Shiba, making faces at him. "Are you gonna' grow up to be a absolute monster? Yes you is!" The toddler laughs as Susumu blows a raspberry into his tummy.

"So then, how's everyone been doing? Did Taka ever make it to Chunin?" You ask.

"Nah, said he wants to hold off till he gets some more physical training in. Twelve years with a sick body means you're kinda' behind everyone else in terms of body strength." Susumu sighs. "Honestly Hiashi, that fucker, says Taka can just take a written exam at this point, and that's all he'd need."

"Shit, his jutsu skills that good now?" You ask.

Susumu grins. "Ain't you heard? Little fucker is practically the next Hiruzen when it comes to jutsu. Surprised he can remember so much in a head that small."

"Right," You nod, laughing a bit. "I saw Suzu's shop on the way here, when the hell did that happen?"

"The leg? She claims it just happened by accident, that the building plans ended up that way." He leans in closer. "I say it was done on purpose."

"Okay then, final question." You stare at Susumu. "What's Hiki been up to?"

>Cont.

>>2488881
I'll be surprised if Hiki didn't make jounin a couple months after the events last thread, fucker is a prodigy, jap autism or no jap autism

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>>2488888
Nice digits.

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>>2488881
>Meanwhile, in the Village of the Sand.
>You are Hikigaya Tetsu

"It makes no sense." You say, leaning against the wall as you stare out onto the Village of the Sand, scratching absently at your abs. "Why would there be reports of an Akatsuki sighting this close to your Village? They have to know attacking head on would be suicidal, no matter how strong they are."

Temari's sigh catches your attention, and you watch her start to dress while still laying down on her bed. She's deliberately putting on those fishnets of hers as slow as possible. "I'm just telling you what Gara told me. Some blonde haired idiot that looks a lot like Ino was seen flying around on a bird-"

"What kind of bird?" You ask, getting a sock thrown to the face for your troubles.

"I don't know, Gara's not a birdwatcher, he just said it flew and had wings." Temari stands up. "Help me with my bra would you?"

You head over, pulling the claps together like you've done plenty of times before. "You know, it's a wonder your father hasn't noticed me coming over more often." To be honest, that's sort of a good thing for you. Last thing you want is someone with control over iron getting mad at you.

"He's got a lot on his plate, the Elders want something done about the Akatsuki, and he's not doing it fast enough." Temari turns around to face you, smiling as she has to look up a bit. "He needs a break, and if things keep going the way they are I should be able to give him one."

You smile. "It'd be nice to call you miss Hokage."

She pinches your nose. "Right, and I'll just start calling you mister Jounin then." She pecks you on the nose before getting her battle fan and heading out. "Get dressed and wait a few minutes before you follow me. Last time Kankuro nearly spotted you."

"Please, I am extremely sneaky." You say, gathering up your clothes.
----

>You're Sinchu again.

"...and every couple of weeks or so the little Casanova heads over to the Sand for intel, but really he's just going over there to make out with his girlfriend." Susumu finishes, bouncing Shiba on his knee. "Pretty different from the little awkward kid a few years ago, huh?"

>A. "Are we sure he wasn't brainwashed by pervert ninjas?"
>B. "He's...he's a Jounin? Wow."
>C. "He realizes that if Raza ever catches him he's dead right?"
>D. Write-in

>>2488901
>B. "He's...he's a Jounin? Wow."

>>2488901
>>C. "He realizes that if Raza ever catches him he's dead right?"

>>2488901
>Realize Hiki is now a better ladies man than you are
>Die a little inside

So from what you've just seen, what do you all think of Shippuden Hiki?

>>2488901
>>A. "Are we sure he wasn't brainwashed by pervert ninjas?"
Just change that for sad anons from 4chan and you nail it.

>>2488901

>B. "He's...he's a Jounin? Wow."

>>2488912
I like that he's no longer a complete sperg, but he still has a little bit of old Hiki left, like with the bird question.

>>2488912
Less autistic, it seems.
Time will tell if it's a good thing, but I don't mind.

>>2488901
>>2488910
Supporting this btw

>>2488918
>>2488920
Boobies will do that to you.

Okay then it B is the winner.

Now then would you all kindly make a second choice for me while I write this up.
>Fire
or
>Ice

>>2488912
Less innocent and blunt, and more mature stoicism. Plus sex, good for him

>>2488912
he was my favourite character pre timeskip, still is.
>>2488925
Ice

>>2488925
>>Ice
Does this has something to do with a certain redhead that likes bovines?

>>2488925

Ice

>>2488928

Why's that?

>>2488925
Fire

>>2488925
>Steam

>>2488934
I'm a big fan of the strong but clueless socially troupe and i just thought some of the situations he got in to were enjoyable to read

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You kinda' just stall for a second, an abstract look of horror and surprise comes over your face as you realize a horrible, terrible truth. Hiki is probably a better ladies man than you are now. "So the torch has been passed." You whisper to yourself. "Still, he's a Jounin now huh? Wow."

"Can't believe you're surprised really," Susumu says. "Kid was always super talented, and then he started training with Hiruzen, not to mention all of the other kids around here got super strong as well. It's not hard to believe he improved as much as he did...." Susumu is silent for a moment, then sighs. "He wanted to join straight up with the Anbu about a month ago. Told him it wasn't a good idea."

"Can't say I blame ya'." You say, nodding. "Code names, constant killing, not to mention you're supposed to kinda' distance yourself from the whole thing, become emotionless. For Hiki that'd be easy but...but that's not what he needs."

"No, it isn't." Susumu agrees, finishing his tea. "Alright I've kept ya' long enough, suppose you gotta' report in to Hiashi then huh?" You nod, standing up and walking over to Susumu before clasping wrists with him. "Hey Sinchu, for what it's worth, I can tell you've changed a lot too."

You grin. "Yeah but I'm still better lookin' than you old man." You dodge another kunai, scootin' your way out of the Compound. You high five Jubei and Yoshi on your way before heading to wards the Academy. On your way a bunch of people are rushing by you, all of them looking excited. "Hey," you stop a random passerby, grabbing them by the scruff of their shirt. "What's the big hurry? Someone start up another underground insect fighting ring?"

"Insect righting ring? What are you, old?" The kid asks, causing you to frown. "No way man, some red haired chick with glasses is fightin' Lady Sakura, they say she's gonna' use her gasoline powered steed to rip that red haired bitch a new one!"

Wait, red haired chick with glasses? "Karin...." You smack the kid on the head, looking down at the watch on your wrist. "Shit, only got five minutes till I'm late."

>A. Head straight to the Hokage, you got business.
>B. Fuckin' break up whatever it is Karin is doing.

>>2488953
>>B. Fuckin' break up whatever it is Karin is doing.

Then drag her ass with us to the office. Sakura too if she's being a bitch.

>>2488953
>B. Fuckin' break up whatever it is Karin is doing

>>2488953
>B. Fuckin' break up whatever it is Karin is doing.
While I'm sure Karin can deal with this, she has to go report too.

>>2488949

Ah I thought I saw least in there

>>2488953

>B. Fuckin' break up whatever it is Karin is doing.

>>2488953
can we make a clone to go report to Hiashi and go break up Karin's fight ourselves?

>>2488969
You could yes.

If people support it I mean. Remember you aren't Nart, so Clones actually eat at your Chakra.

>>2488971
So make it chibi sized to save energy.

Gonna' leave voting open another five minutes to see if anyone wants to support the clone idea.

>>2488971

Alright let's do that

Rolled 13, 19, 20, 2, 65 = 119 (5d100)

Alright then, using a clone is a go.

Now then, beat this roll, it's to see how well Karin is doing.
1d100+7

Rolled 49 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2488987

Rolled 74 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2488987

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2488987

Rolled 21 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2488987
I always forget the proper syntax, let's see if I fumbled

Rolled 82 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2488987

Alright then you passed. Congrats ya' beautiful bastards.

Writing.

Rolled 62 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2488987

Uzumaki bitch strength vs. Motorcycles

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If the last two and half years have taught you anything besides Naruto can get pretty angry over his little frog wallet, it's that you can fuckin' multi-task. "Ssssha!" You throw out the correct signs and soon there's a clone of yourself standing in front of you. Not just any clone though, a super cute chibi version of yourself. "Head on over to the Hokage's office and let them know I'll be a bit late, I'm getting Karin real quick."

The little you nods, firing off some finger guns at you. "Bang!"

"Bang bang!" You fire back. You race over to wear most of the fighting seems to be coming from, and already you can hear the angry shouts of teenage girls. A terrifying sound indeed. "Alright let's see how bad things a-oh fuck." You widen your eyes as you see most of the street is cracked, no doubt thanks to Karin's crazy brutal strength...at least that's what you thought.

In front of you Sakura and Karin are busy trading blows with one another, the shock waves of their fists colliding actually kicking up some wind. And also surprisingly, unlike every other poor bastard you've seen Karin hit, Sakura isn't even backing down, in fact it looks like she's giving it as good as she can get. "Five minutes back in Konoha and you're already causing trouble!" Sakura shouts, ducking underneath one of Karin's strikes before kicking he in the stomach. "You could at least pretend to be polite you know!"

"Grrr," Karin skids to a halt, frowning at Sakura. "Ex-cuuuuuuse me? You're the one who said I needed to button up my top bitch."

"You're showing way too much skin! It's perverted!"

"Don't be jealous of my rockin' tits dammit!" Karin shouts, tossing a smoke bomb at Sakura. Wait a second, that's no ordinary smoke bomb.

"Karin no-" You shout, stepping forward as Sakura dodges the smoke bomb, only for the sealed Rasengan inside to spring out and hit the girl in the back. You frown, leaping forward and between the two girls. You check on Sakura, thankfully the injury on her back is superficial at best. How strong is this girl? "Dammit Karin, you're not supposed to pull shit like this anymore!"

"It's not my fault, she started it!" Karin shoots back, frowning. "Besides it's not like she's really hurt."

"Eh?" You look down, watching as Sakura starts to stand up, gripping the concrete beneath her so hard it cracks. "Oh god what the fuck is wrong with this Village?" You gulp a bit as Sakura glares at Karin, cracking her knuckles as she starts to move forward.

"You. Are. Dead."

"Bring it strawberry!"

>A. "ENOUGH!" Put an end to this.
>B . Summon Nerscy. "Okay time to wrap this up. Get it?"
>C. Whistle loudly. "Listen up, either of you two noticed the amount of property damage you just caused thanks to your little catfight? I don't care who started it, shut up, apologize, and move the fuck on before I start getting mad!"
>D. Write-in

>>2489014

>C. Whistle loudly. "Listen up, either of you two noticed the amount of property damage you just caused thanks to your little catfight? I don't care who started it, shut up, apologize, and move the fuck on before I start getting mad!"

>>2489014
>>B . Summon Nerscy. "Okay time to wrap this up. Get it?"

>>2489014
>>B . Summon Nerscy. "Okay time to wrap this up. Get it?"

>>2489014
>>C. Whistle loudly. "Listen up, either of you two noticed the amount of property damage you just caused thanks to your little catfight? I don't care who started it, shut up, apologize, and move the fuck on before I start getting mad!"

And if that fails, summon Nerscy's dick brother Peter to wrap them up.

>>2489025
>And if that fails, summon Nerscy's dick brother Peter to wrap them up.
Peter is such a dick.

>>2489014
>B . Summon Nerscy. "Okay time to wrap this up. Get it?"

B it is.
Roll me 1d100+10
DC 70
Gonna' be last post for the night coming up. We'll do this tomorrow, same time?

Rolled 95 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2489034

Rolled 83 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2489034

Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2489034

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2489034

Alright then, you passed.

Writing.

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2489034

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"Well, if neither of you want to act like adults," You start, pulling out Nerscy's summoning scroll from your back pocket. "Then I'm just going to have to treat you like misbehaving children."

"N-no." Karin stutters, starting to back away a bit. Her reaction confuses Sakura long enough for you to swipe your bloody thumb across the parchment, and in a puff of smoke Nerscy pops up....wearing a maid outfit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU

"Momentai!" Nerscy shouts, looking happy for a moment before she realizes she's been summoned. "Eeeek!" She scurries around a bit before trying to hide behind you, which is kind of hard considering she's twelve feet tall. "S-sinchu! They saw me in my c-cosplaaaaaaay!" Oh great, now she's crying.

"It's okay Nerscy," You say, patting her on the head. "They all think you're really pretty."

"Th-they do?" She asks, sniffling a little.

"Yup. No then, it seems our little Karin here has been a bad girl again." You say, frowning at Karin as she starts to look for ways out of here.

"Oooooh, you know better than this Karin!" Nerscy frowns, wagging one of her legs at Karin. "It's the time out web for you."

"N-" Karin starts, but quickly stops once Nerscy starts wrapping her up in her ultra sticky and strong webbing. "Darnit Nerscy! I'm not a kid!"

"There there." Nerscy says, patting Karin on the head. "We'll get you some juice so you can calm down. Upsydaisy." Nerscy lifts Karin up onto her back, gently placing her there before turning to you. "Is that it Sinchu?"

"No," You say, turning to face Sakura. "We've got one more bad girl with us."

"If you think for a second I'm-" Sakura doesn't get very far before the same fate befalls her, and for all her struggling she still can't escape Nerscy's web.

"Gosh there's a lot of bad girls around here Sinchu," Nerscy says, nervously rubbing her front legs together. "Yo-you don't think this place is dangerous do you?"

You grin. "No more than usual."

>END
>HOpe you all enjoyed this session
>Next session tomorrow at the same time.
>Any questions? What did you think?

>>2489059
I think nerscy is best girl
nerscy x sinchu when?
But yeah, good session, thanks for the run moon

>>2489059
I'm really looking forward to seeing more of Hiki, and I wanna see how Taka changed as well. Hope we can start with either of those two tomorrow.

>>2489059
>>2489071
Hell yeah we need more Taka

Also just a heads up to everyone, another session will start 5 and a half hours from now.

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>We back, you're still Sinchu

"Sorry I'm late," You say as you enter the Hokage's office, Nercy following right behind you with Karin and Sakura still tied up on her back. Geez, was this place always big enough for a giant twelve foot spider? Aw well no need to linger on shit like dimensions and stuff. "Had to deal with some misbehavin' ladies on my way here."

"We know," Hiashi says, with the little chibi version of yourself sitting idly on his desk. Standing behind Hiashi was a couple of Anbu officers, their faces covered up in those masks. Geez, you'd think that after two and half years, the style would've updated. Oh well, not your problem anymore. "Still, you're actually early for once Sinchu."

"Sweet." You say, grinning as you take a seat right beside Jiraiya. Nerscy looks around nervously for a spot to sit, before plomping her big ol' spider butt down on the carpet. Karin and Sakura make some angry noises, but that's about it. "So, how's life been since ya' became the Hokage?"

"Tiresome and rewarding." Hiashi answers. "Now then, about the progress made on the Akatsuki's whereabouts?" He looks to Jiraiya for a moment.

Jiraiya just grins. "Oh, you'll wanna' ask the expert on that sir." He looks pointedly at you, which surprises Hiashi for a moment. "Believe me, Sinchu ain't just been sittin' on his ass the last few years."

"Damn straight." You stand up, turning your hands to iron before performing a quick couple of hand seals. Soon the iron on your hands spreads out, floating in the air by almost invisible threads connecting everything. They form up an image of the the entire world, showing each of the lands and their borders. "The Akatsuki have several hideouts that I know of, most of them are along the borders, but a few of them have been found right smack dab in the middle of territories." The floating iron changes its appearance until it shows that of the Land of Rain and all it's tall, lame ass lookin' structures. "I'm led to believe that their main base is located in the Land of Rain though."

"And why do you believe that?" Hiashi asks.

>A. "Because it's the only place I haven't heard anything from."
>B. "Because that's where the original Akatsuki were murdered."
>C. "Well, that was kind of Jiraiya's idea."

>>2490830

B. "Because that's where the original Akatsuki were murdered."

Also dammit, it was supposed to be Village hidden in the Rain, not Land of Rain.

I get that shit mixed up too much.

>>2490830
>A. "Because it's the only place I haven't heard anything from."
>B. "Because that's where the original Akatsuki were murdered."
Two solid reasons

>>2490830
>>B. "Because that's where the original Akatsuki were murdered."

>>2490841
This.

>>2490841
supporting

>>2490830
>C
Aren't A and B somewhat mutually exclusive?

>>2490857
Kind of, but if Anons wanna' go for both I can easily work around it with like "Well, the original Akatsuki were from this place, and it's the only place I haven't heard anything from."

>>2490857
Not really, knowing where something started and not hearing anything from them from that very subject go hand in hand usually

A and B it is then.
Writing.

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"Well for one, that's the only place I haven't heard anything about the Akatsuki." You say, earning a confused look from Hiashi, but he doesn't say anything. "And normally that wouldn't amount to much, but considering that where the original Akatsuki were formed, and where they died..."

"Then it's strange that nothing is coming out of Amegakure." Hiashi finishes, rubbing his chin. "We haven't heard anything from Hanzo in quiet some time, no one has really."

Jiraiya coughs a bit, shifting in his chair as a sour look appears on his face. "He's someone who just grew more cautious as he aged, so I wasn't really sure of Sinchu's idea to look into the Rain either."

"That and you were scared of gettin' your ass whooped again." You mumble, earning a quick smack on the head for your troubles.

"But then I started looking into it. Not only has no one heard from Hanzo in some time, nobody's even seen him." Jiraiya leans forward, a serious look on his face. "If anything I'm willing to bet that Sinchu's got the right idea, the Village hidden in the Rain is where Akatsuki started, and it's more than likely where they are still."

"...Some information we recovered a year ago supports this actually." Hiashi sighs. "After Susumu took over the remnants of ROOT from Danzo-"

"Wait what?" You ask, standing up suddenly. "When the fuck did that happen?"

"Shortly after you left, your uncle and Danzo clashed with each other, with the later dying." Oh shit...that's fuckin' rad! "I requested Susumu to take over command of the troops, and he renamed them STEM."

"...Pfft." You laugh, earning another smack on the head."

"Susumu was going through some of Danzo's old files, and he found, among other things, that Danzo and some shinobi from the Leaf aided Hanzo is killing the former leader of the Akatsuki, Yahiko."

>A. "You wouldn't happen to have any pictures or background on the other members would you?"
>B. "Great, so they've actually got a reason to hate Konoha. Wonderful."
>C. "Then we need to get a group together and infiltrate Amegakure. Find out what's going on."
>D. Write-in

>>2490897

>A. "You wouldn't happen to have any pictures or background on the other members would you?"
>B. "Great, so they've actually got a reason to hate Konoha. Wonderful."

>>2490897
>>B. "Great, so they've actually got a reason to hate Konoha. Wonderful."

>>2490897
>B. "Great, so they've actually got a reason to hate Konoha. Wonderful."
>C. "Then we need to get a group together and infiltrate Amegakure. Find out what's going on."

>>2490897
>>A. "You wouldn't happen to have any pictures or background on the other members would you?"
>>B. "Great, so they've actually got a reason to hate Konoha. Wonderful."

>>2490897
>B. "Great, so they've actually got a reason to hate Konoha. Wonderful."
>C. "Then we need to get a group together and infiltrate Amegakure. Find out what's going on."

>>2490926
>>2490924
>>2490908
>>2490907
>>2490902
Hmmm, B is the clear winner, but plenty of people like A and C as well.
Guess we're going with all three.

Roll me 2d100, first one for the info, second one for the Infiltration team.
DC's are 55 and 88

Rolled 89, 98 = 187 (2d100)

>>2490933

Alright then

Rolled 8, 52 = 60 (2d100)

>>2490933

Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d100)

>>2490933

Rolled 48, 46 = 94 (2d100)

>>2490933

>>2490942
Nice job Chaos.

Rolled 6, 26 = 32 (2d100)

>>2490933

>>2490942
Niiiiiice. Ya'll are gonna' like this shit.

>>2490942
>8998
Whaaat, the dice in this thread is weird, I mean look at this >>2490947 second time it happens. >>2488762

Can't wait for Sinchu to hit on Konan, now THAT will be a sight.

>>2490972

Paper cut dick is horrible

You rub your hand through your hair, sighing loudly. "Great, so that means Akatsuki has as much a bone to pick with Konoha as it does with Amegakure." You shake your head, leaning back in your chair as you do. "Don't suppose you've got any documents on the past members I can look at, maybe some pictures?"

Hiashi nods, signaling one of his men who quickly runs off. "We found that and more. Though I believe Jiraiya will be able to tell you a bit more about the core members from the previous Akatsuki than any file will do."

You frown and turn to look at Jiraiya. "Master?"

Jiriaya sighs. "Yeah we'll....we'll talk about that later alright?"

You just look at him, shaking your head before focusing back on Hiashi. If Jiraiya don't wanna' tell you now, then fine. "Also it's probably a good idea that we get a infiltration team together, we need to invade Amegakure and figure out what the hell is going on there." You can tell by Hiashi's look that he doesn't like that one bit. "It'll be a small one, Jiraiya, and three others. We'll get in, find what we can, and get out."

Hiashi is silent for a moment, before nodding. "Very well, I'll get you a list of available shinobi later, I don't reckon you're anxious to leave Konoha again so quickly."

"Hell no, I wanna' get some good ramen in me." You joke, standing up and stretching. "Oh right, Nerscy you can let the girls go, they've learned their lesson."

"Right!" Nerscy salutes, turning around and undoing the webbing wrapped around Sakura and Karin, dropping the two girls on the floor. "Who wants a juice box?!" The giant spider shouts, holding out ones for the girls as they rub their sore butts.

Well, now that that's taken care of, you guess you've got some more free time to yourself.

>What do?
>Keep going as Sinchu or switch to Taka?

>>2490979

To Taka, let's see if he's a much healthier boi than before

>>2490979
Taka

>>2490979
>Taka

>>2490979
Taka

Taka it is, writing.

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>You are Takahiro Tetsu
>And you are good boy.
>And kinda' handsome too.

"Aw shoot." You frown a bit as the tower of blocks you've been messing with come tumbling down in front of you, Hanabi laughing loudly while Sai just shakes his head. "Guess that means I've gotta' pay for snacks tonight then huh?"

"Yup!" Hanabi grins, wagging one of the blocks at you. "And you better bring enough, cause I get hungry watchin' fight scenes."

"That was...not very smart to pull from the bottom Taka-chan." Sai says, still smiling. "It would've been better to pull from the top, just like with women...so I'm told."

"Taaaakaaaa! Sai's being lewd again!" Hanabi frowns, stomping her feet.

You shake your head, laughing. "Sai, has Kiba been lending you those books of his again." Sai's silent for a moment, before nodding. "Wonderful. Alright then let's clean up, last thing I want if the Hyuga Elder to walk in with a mess everywhere."

"Too late," You hear a familiar gruff voice. You turn around, expecting an angry old man but are surprised to see a smirking Neji. "Got'cha."

"Ooooooh! Big bro Neji's super good at imitating!" Hanabi says.

"Jeez Neji, I actually thought you were the Elder there for a second." You say, sounding relieved. You've pretty much been on good terms with everyone in the Hyuga's for a while now, but for some reason the Elder just doesn't like you. You think it has something to do with that fight he and Hiki had a few years back. Oh well, you'll win him over eventually.

"Just got done with my sparring with Lee and figured I'd see what you all were up to..." He looks over at the fallen blocks, shaking his head. "Jeez Hiki, did you pull from the bottom again?"

"Alright alright, I'll stop pulling from the bottom!" You say, pretending to sound annoyed.

"So, what are you guys planning on doing?" Neji asks, taking a seat beside the rest of you.

>A. "We were gonna' go and see that new action movie, Ninja's Never Die."
>B. "We've got some time to kill before the movie starts, so I dunno, what do you all wanna' do?"
>C. Write-in

>>2491025
>A. "We were gonna' go and see that new action movie, Ninja's Never Die."

>>2491025
>>B. "We've got some time to kill before the movie starts, so I dunno, what do you all wanna' do?"

>>2491025
>He looks over at the fallen blocks, shaking his head. "Jeez Hiki, did you pull from the bottom again?"
MY SHAME!

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>>2491050

>>2491025
>B. "We've got some time to kill before the movie starts, so I dunno, what do you all wanna' do?"

B it is.

Let's see what they want to do real quick.

Roll me 2d100's.

Rolled 6, 44 = 50 (2d100)

>>2491078

Rolled 20, 13 = 33 (2d100)

>>2491078

Rolled 9, 57 = 66 (2d100)

>>2491078
Come on shenanigans.

Rolled 74, 8 = 82 (2d100)

>>2491078

Hmm, hmm hmm, interesting. Well there's still one more roll to be had, but I'm gonna' start writing now.

Rolled 19, 19 = 38 (2d100)

>>2491078

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"Well, we've still got some time before the movie starts, so I dunno." You say, pondering to yourself.

"What movie were you all gonna' see?" Neji asks, twisting the top off a bottle of water and chugging it down.

Hanabi beats you to the punch by jumping up, punching the air above her. "Ninja's Never Die! It's gonna' be awesome! There's supposed to be a big car chase scene and even a love triangle!"

"What's a car?" Neji asks.

"Hmmm, well I can't think of anything to do right now," You turn to Hanabi and Sai. "Do you two have anything in mind?"

"Hmm." Sai taps his chin, then smiles. "We could investigate those rumors of a pair of ghosts hanging out by the cave behind the waterfall."

Hanabi shivers. "N-no way! I'm not gonna' go and mess with no stinkin' ghosts Sai! You can't punch ghosts!" You're kind of glad Hiki isn't here to hear Hanabi say that, as he'd take that as a challenge. Heh, he might even try fighting Madara Uchiha. "If we really wanna' do something, then let's see what big sis is up to!"

"What? Why would you want to spy on Hinata?" Neji asks, somewhat confused.

Hanabi smirks. "Didn't you hear? Sinchu and the others came back today, which means..."

"Which means Naruto is back." You finish smiling a bit.

>A. "Let's go check up on those ghosts!"
>B. "Let's spy-I mean, uh, check up on Hinata."
>C. "Actually Hanabi how about you and eye get a little alone time together."Anybody who picks this ends up on a list

>>2491101
>A. "Let's go check up on those ghosts!"

>>2491101
>C. "Actually Hanabi how about you and eye get a little alone time together."

LIST ME ALL YOU WISH, I'VE ALREADY WON

in reality,
>B. "Let's spy-I mean, uh, check up on Hinata."

Hope you guys are enjoying the session so far, I know I am. Also for those of you who want actual pictures of Hiki and Taka, they're coming.

>>2491101
>C. "Actually Hanabi how about you and eye get a little alone time together."
You made me do this.
Also, "eye"? Dont you mean "I"?

>>2491101
>>B. "Let's spy-I mean, uh, check up on Hinata."

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>>2491117
She's a Hyuga, it was a pun.

Also, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

>>2491101
>C. "Actually Hanabi how about you and eye get a little alone time together."

>>2491123
YOU TOO BUD! ON THE LIST!

Okay then checkin' up on Hinata is a go.

Could you all give me a quick 1d100 for stealth related purposes.

Don't worry, it's just Hinata, so the DC's 88

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2491128

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2491128

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2491128
We stealthy.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2491128

>>2491025

>B. "We've got some time to kill before the movie starts, so I dunno, what do you all wanna' do?"

Ahh some things never change, Hiki and Taka being confused for one another

>>2491135
Sweet Jesus. It's the fabled 100 of stealth. I haven't seen this in a long time.

Well then, this ought to be fun.

Writing.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2491128

Goddamn it 4chans didn't update for me

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You guys, I have a possible identity on the guy who rolled the 100.

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"...Let's go and check up in Hinata." You say, clenching your fist in determination. "Perhaps there's some shady characters who might try and ruin her time with Naruto." You say, mostly to justify the fact that you're about to go spy on two of your friends.

"Ri-right!" Neji says, nodding his head. "Taka's right, we gotta' look out for Hinata!"

"I believe both of you just want to spy on them." Sai says, earning a poke from Hanabi. "Ow."

"Awright let's go then!" Hanabi shouts, jumping up and rushing out of the Hyuga Compound, with the rest of you quickly behind. "Hmmm, now where could big sis be?" She activates the Byakugan, looking around for a bit before she smirks. "Found her, they're both over at Ichiraku's...AND THEY'RE SITTING RIGHT NOW TO EACH OTHER!" She shouts, rushing off.

"You ever stop to realize that we use our ninja skills for stuff like this instead of actual battle." Ninja points out as all of you begin leaping across rooftops.

"To be honest I've stopped questioning it a while ago." You admit as you all come to stop on the edge of a building overlooking Ichiraku's. "Alright, looks like we've got a clear shot of seeing what's going on. Now we just gotta' hear them." You cover your finger tips in iron, pointing them at Ichiraku's stand before firing the tips off like bullets, while still having some iron string connecting them. The bullets embed themselves into Ichiraku's walls, while you turn you thumbs into little round metal receivers that transmit the sound. "Learned this trick from Lady Tsunade. She knew one of my grandmas before she passed away and said they used to do this all the time."

"What for?" Hanabi asks?

"...stuff." You say, blushing a little bit. "Quiet, I can hear them talking."

It's...it's good to see you back again Naruto-Kun."

"Hey, yeah it's pretty great bein' able to have some awesome ramen again."

"Ri-right."

"That idiot." Hanabi frowns, shaking her fist. "Ain't he more concerned about seeing my sister!"

"Naruto-Chan's not very bright." Sai adds.

"Idiot." Neji mumbles.

>A. "Hey come on, that's not fair, Naruto's a cool guy."
>B. "Yeah this is kind of painful to listen to actually."
>C. "..."
>D. Write-in

>>2491164

>A. "Hey come on, that's not fair, Naruto's a cool guy."

>>2491164
>C. "..."
>B. "Yeah this is kind of painful to listen to actually."

>>2491164
>A. "Hey come on, that's not fair, Naruto's a cool guy."
>C. "..."

>>2491164
>>C. "..."

>>2491164
>A. "Hey come on, that's not fair, Naruto's a cool guy."
>C. "..."

A and C it is. writing.

>>2491164
>>A. "Hey come on, that's not fair, Naruto's a cool guy."
>>D. Write-in
"Oblivious, but cool."

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"Hey, Naruto's a pretty cool guy." You say, standing up for your friend.

"Would you be this oblivious to someone who liked you?" Neji asks, raising a brow at you. For some reason Hanabi is shaking a bit beside him. Huh, weird.

"..." You just remain quiet as you all focus back on the conversation going on between Naruto and Hinata.

"So, was Ichiraku's the only thing you missed while you were away Naruto?"

"Uh, naw not really, I missed not bein' around everybody a whole lot too. I ran and met up with Iruka Sensei right away, he couldn't believe how big I'd gotten!"

"I-I'm glad you're happy. I was beginning to think you wouldn't ever come back...to me."

"Sh-she's makin' the first move!" Neji exclaims, Hanabi looking downright shaken right behind him.

"H-holy crap! My big sis is so brave!"

"I fail to see the point in this." Sai says, still smiling.

You shush everyone up as you begin to hear Naruto speak again. "Eh? Y-you thought I'd never come back to, uh, you huh? Heh. Why's that."

"Because...because I didn't think you'd want to."

"Eh?! The hell do you mean I wouldn't want to! Of course I'd come back for ya'."

"It's just, when I went along with Orochimaru's subordinates that day, and you saw me go with them willingly..."

"Hey! Yo-you don't gotta' cry now okay!"

"Naruto-kun, I didn't think you'd ever want to see a person who abandons their friends that easily."

Hanabi is now crying, blowing her nose into Neji's sleeve. "B-big sis is so sad! She carries such a heavy weight!"

"Well...well ya' know what Hinata!?"

"Wh-what?"

"I did come back for you, s-so I guess that means you're not a terrible person then right? In fact..."

"In fact?"

"In fact?" You all say, leaning forward.

"In fact I-"

>Roll me 1d100
DC 75

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2491193
WHAAT

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2491193
Cmon nat 1

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2491193
We can't fail this.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2491193

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2491193

>>2491218
I did it. Yay.

Whew, nice job.

Now time for kissies.

Writing.

>>2491218
Thank you, anon.

>>2491218
>99
It must be Orochimaru or something.

>>2491235

No, it's just me

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You all hold in your breath, it feels like a life time of waiting is going on before you, as you all anxiously await to hear Naruto's response. "Come on Naruto, do it..." You whisper, praying with all your might as Neji and Hanabi cross their fingers.

In fact...I think you're pretty great."

"P-pretty great!?!" Hanabi shouts, steam coming out of her ears as she stands up. "That big ol' idiot! I'm gonna-mmmrph!" You and Neji quickly grab her, pulling her back down before she can interfere. For a ten year old she's pretty dang strong.

"Hanabi control yourself!" You say, trying to wrangle the girl in. You hear Hinata speaking up, causing everyone to freeze. "W-wait, they're still going!"

"Do you really think I'm great? Even after everyth-

You can hear some shuffling of feet, and a gasp from Hinata. Oooooooh!

"Hinata, I don't really care how much you feel bad about yourself, or what you feel you did was wrong. You came back to the Village, you didn't betray us in the end. And-and I..."

"N-naruto-kun?"

"....I think I really like you a lot. So uh, you wanna' like, make out?"

"...why does it feel like that's something your cousin would've taught him?" Neji asks as everyone turns to look at you?

"I uh...heh?" As you rub your head in embarrassment, you can all very plainly hear the sounds of...well smoochin'. "I think that's enough of that." You say, turning off the sound as your hands turn back to normal. "So...Naruto just made a big leap, huh?"

Hanabi sighs happily. "Yeah, and big sis sounded so happy too."

"Again, I fail to see the point of any of this." Sai says, standing up. "Though I will admit, it was very sweet to see a happy turn of events for the two of them."

"Yeah." Neji says, then smirks. "Now all we gotta' do is get Taka here a girlfriend."

You grin, about to say something when Hanabi suddenly smashes the roof beneath her....the concrete roof. "No." She says, standing up and stomping away.

"What was THAT all about?" You ask, earning a couple of confused head shakes from the guys.

Oh well, love is complicated.

>END
>HOpe you all enjoyed the session tonight.
>We'll have another one, same time tomorrow.
>Any questions?

>>2491267
How is Taka so fuckin' dense? He's supposed to be the not autistic one.

>>2491290
Why doesn't Hanabi just say straight like best girl Temari did? She knew sublety wouldn't lead anywhere.

>>2491301
>>2491290

Because why would your best buddy ever have a crush on you? That's just weird.

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>>2491375
Lookit that smug little Taka.

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>>2491376
Bang bang!

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>>2491378
>Smugness intensifies

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>>2491375
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Sadly issues with my grandmothers health have lead to this nights session only being 1 hour long.

But what a hell of an hour it'll be.

Starting in fifteen.

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>We back
>You are Hikigaya
>Rhymes with Icky Papaya

"You're gettin' a little cocky there ya' know?"

You're silent as you look over the various fruits and vegetables the market stalls have to offer, the Sand's food always tasted a bit funny to you, and then wait for Tesshin to continue. When he doesn't, you roll your eyes. "I know this fruit looks a bit odd with the bumps and the color, but surely it-"

"Not the fruit dumb dumb," Tesshin cuts you off, his voice coming from your shoulder. "I mean this whole thing with the Kazekage's daughter. Look I'm all for romance and shit, and the fact that you two are from two different Villages, once mortal enemies, really brings out the Shakespearean in me."

"Who?" You ask.

"Uh, he was a famous ninja, that ain't important, what is important is that you're pushing your luck with this shit man. Raza finds out you been mackin' with his little girl every time you come over, it's liable to lead to some problems. Mainly your death. And since I'm connected to you, that means a piece of me dies as well."

"First," You say, paying the fruit vendor and then digging into this strange, bumpy fruit. "Temari is anything but small."

"I regret the day you learned sarcasm." Tesshin sighs.

"Secondly, it's not like Temari and I have actually, well...done sex." You whisper that last part, looking around worriedly. "We've both agreed it'd be better to wait till she's Kazekage, and he father can't hang me by my toes."

"You'd probably get a kick out of that." Tesshin chides you.

"Hmmmm, it would be interesting training." You say, finishing off the fruit. "Besides, we're both been very careful so far, so I doubt Raza is on to anything."

Suddenly four Sand ninjas land right in front of you, their faces concealed wrappings except for their eyes. "Hikigaya Tetsu," The largest of them says, stepping forward. "The Kazekage wishes to speak with you."

"Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuun."

>A. "Oh okay."
>B. "W-what for?"
>C. "And what if I said I didn't feel like going?"
>D. "Oh you can just call me Hiki."
>E. Write-in

>>2494527

>D. "Oh you can just call me Hiki."

>>2494527
>A. "Oh okay."

>>2494527
>A

If he kills us we deserve it for not supporting garra for kazekage

>>2494527
>>D. "Oh you can just call me Hiki."

>>2494527
>D
>E. PANIC INTERNALY!

>>2494534
>>2494535
>>2494537
>>2494541
Sweet, we're on short time here so I'll take both.

Uh do me a favor here. Roll me 2d100's. First one is Gaara, second one is a secret.

Rolled 91, 25 = 116 (2d100)

>>2494547
GAARA!!!

Rolled 88, 57 = 145 (2d100)

>>2494547

Been a lot of these lately

Rolled 23, 47 = 70 (2d100)

>>2494547

Rolled 57, 16 = 73 (2d100)

>>2494547

Rolled 81, 97 = 178 (2d100)

>>2494547

>>2494549
>>2494550
>>2494551
>>2494552
Huh, Gara's whoopin' as-
>>2494554
Oh nooooo.

Writing.

>>2494557
>the one time I roll good in this quest and its an oh no

oh boy my favorite

>>2494559
It's okay anon, it might not be...so bad.

Rip Gaara

>>2494557
What, did we kick our own ass with those rolls?

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"Okay." You say, shrugging a bit as the men in front of you let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank you for being cooperative on this." He says, sounding like he just dodged a bullet. The five of you head over to the Kazekage's office, where Temari and her father are already waiting. Temari looks...worried. Oh no. "Lord Kazekage, we've brought Bear Slayer Hikigaya as you requested."

"I also requested people to stop calling him that." Rasa sighs. "Hiki step forward." He motions you with his hand, and ever so slightly you can feel a nudge on your back. Again, it's incredibly scary being in the same room as a man who can control iron, and being who you are that's a problem. Also you're dating his daughter, so yeah. "I assume you know why you're here?"

"...No." You answer bluntly, earning a smile from Temari. "It'd probably just be faster if you told me."

Rasa just stares at you for a moment before nodding. "My son, Gara, just sent us another message that he's made contact with a member of the Akatsuki, a blonde haired fellow by the name of Deidara."

"And he needs my help?" You ask, getting excited.

"That's the gist of it yes." Rasa nods. "Now I have no right to order you around since you're not from this Village, but since most of our forces are occupied with other matters, we need to leave the rest here in case of an attack."

You punch your palm with your fist, bowing before Rasa. "Sir, if Gara is in need of assistance, I'll gladly help. Just point me whe-"

"THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER!" A random shinobi shouts as he bursts into the room. You turn around, noticing that he looks bloody and covered in sand. Also are those char marks? "Gara and the bomber, their fight is barely a mile out now!"

"Hiki," Rasa nods at you. "Go assist my son."

>Roll me 1d100
>Earlier rolls determined how the fight was going.
>So DC is 85

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2494591

Oh boy

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2494591

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2494591
Hail satan

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2494591
nat 1 here

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2494591

Alright good! So there's still a chance here yet.

Writing.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2494591
GAARRA!!

So what if Rasa actually suspects that Hiki is diddling Garra behind his back and not Temari?

>>2494618

Thanks Prince of Lies

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You immediately burst out of the Kazekage's office...through the roof, and begin running in the direction he pointed you in. "Tesshin, can you sense any weird vibrations through the iron in the ground?" You ask, speeding past large opening to the Sand and out into the desert.

"Nothing really, this place ain't like back home, so sensin' stuff out is kind of a bust." He replies.

You frown, digging your feet into the sand with each powerful leap forward. You've occasionally got to watch out for the stray cactus or desert animal here and there, but for the most part you're making good time. Then you see the battle going on in the distance, and you widen your eyes. "Oh geez." Gaara has put up a massive sand wall, bigger than anything you've ever seen him do. That's not the scary part though, the scary part is that something is blasting away at it with explosions so powerful that you can feel the shock waves from a good half a mile away. "We've gotta' hurry!" You shout, activating Storm Shroud. It may eat at your chakra, but it'll give you the extra boost of speed you need.

Lightning crackles around your feet as you burst off again, nearing the sight of battle just as the last of Gaara's sand wall goes down. You look up, seeing a blonde haired man on some sort of strange bird, circling around. What is he looking for? You get your answer a second later when Gaara's comes flying at you from the air. You frown, bracing yourself as you catch your friend before the two of you go tumbling back a bit. "Gaara!" You look down at him, his face cracked and bruised in places, and his clothes singed from the explosions in places. "Gaara wake up!"

"Tch, he ain't gonna' wake up man," You look up, frowning at the voice as Deidara circles above you on his weird bird. "My explosive art already knocked his ass out! Now hand over the Jinchuriki and maybe I won't turn ya' into a burnt crisp."

"You did this." You say, frowning up at the man.

"Yeah, what'cha gonna' do about it?" Deidara sneers down at you, two smaller lookin' bird creatures appearing in his palms. "Cause I'm dyin' to know."

"Stop fooling around idiot and hurry it up." A voice says from behind you. You start to turn and look, but at the same time Deidara throws those bird things at you.

>A. Punch the ground! Create a shock wave!
>B. DODGE!
>C. Iron Dome!
>D. Fireball Jutsu!
>E. Write-in

>>2494668

Quick question how many Chidoris can Hiki do now?

>C. Iron Dome!

>>2494668
>>E. Write-in
Bigger than big! Taller than tall!

>>2494668
>B

>>2494668
>C. Iron Dome!

>>2494696
5
>>2494698
That requires a large deposit of Iron that you're currently not standing on.

>>2494668
>>C. Iron Dome!

Iron Dome it is.

1d100, and DC is 72
Last post for the night after this.

>>2494668
>>C. Iron Dome!
Then substitute Hiki and Gara with a something outside of the dome right before it closes. They'll think we're still in the dome, leaving them open for a sneak attack.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2494716