Ayyoo I'm feeling rather motivated so I'm doing thread 2 today. Get the votes in!Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2473123/"Get out of bed sleepy head! We're going out!", Sombra shouted at me, prying me off the sweet embrace of sleep.It is not everyday I woke up to a girl sitting on me, looking all giddy like (well actually, never). The tan skinned lady jumped off me and told me to wash myself and dress up, pointing towards a set of clothing wrapped up in plastic hanging by the wall of my room. My body is still sore from the all of the action I get last night. My joints are screaming for the sweet release of death as I rise from my bed. Remember when I said that I'll never forget Doomfist saying "Talon, it is time to start a war."? Yeah, that is because it is the last thing I could comprehend as I struggled to stand upright. I wouldn't dare fall down and faint while Doomfist is talking to those creepy guys in that meeting room. Besides, it will be very uncool if Widowmaker-sama saw that. Everything else is pretty fuzzy, now that I try to recall. Deciding that I'll trouble myself recalling that some other time, I pushed myself to this room's shower. This room is pretty luxurious, with king sized bed and it's generally expensive furniture. After I finished showering, I opened the plastic wrapper concealing the outfit given to me. I was pretty shocked to find a branded suit inside. No doubt this will bolster my already dashing look. But then I remembered I haven't worn a suit in years. Now, I'm left with an unkempt look and ditching the tie altogether. Wearing an earpiece that came with the suit, I immediately moved out. Right outside my door, a large briefcase was left leaning on it, no doubt by Sombra because of the note telling me to pick it up with her trademark logo on it. My earpiece blares with Sombra's shouting for me to pick up my pace. It seems that the room I'm staying at belongs to a resort built around an ancient castle. It is a high-class resort no doubt, looking at its visitors. I myself am not too out of place because of my clothing. Arriving at the parking lot of this place, a purple hovercycle floats towards me, with the driver wearing leather biker suit and helmet with matching colours. Yep, this is Sombra."Hey Mook, get on now. You've got a plane to catch.""Mook? Excuse me?", I asked, slightly offended that he'll call someone of my caliber "Mook"."Ack, quit fussing over the small stuffs and get on already!"> Do I even have a choice?> Not until you tell me where I'm going> I barely even know you and you're ordering me around?
>>2487372>Hell yeah, let's ride
>>2487372>Hell yeah, let's ride>Try to sound cool, but fail miserably.
>>2487377Let's try to not spill our spaghetti.
>>2487372>Hell yeah, let's ride>Spill the spaghet
>>2487377>>2487391Player votes kinda slow today so ill just have to make do with what i haveGetting called "Mook" aside, riding a cool hovercycle with a chick while wearing a really expensive suit? \"Hell yeah I will!"I then jumped over the hovercycle, hoping to land my ass perfectly on the passenger's seat. Unfortunately, instead of landing on my ass, it was my face that landed first, on the ground that is. Luckily, I managed to hold my body from hitting the ground too, saving my beautiful suit from harm. Sombra laughed her ass off at me. Jerk. I quickly wore the helmet given to me to save myself from further humiliation."Oh boy! You're a load of fun. I knew choosing you was the right decision. Now, hold tight!"Before I could give a response to that statement, the hovercycle speeds off onward. My left hand is holding the briefcase given to me earlier while my right clings to Sombra's waist. This would have been an exciting experience for me had it not for Sombra's driving. I swear to god we almost hit 5 separate vehicle in the span of 1 minute!We managed to reach a small airport without a scratch however and as I exit the hovercycle, I can't even feel my feet for a minute or two. The following flight however is pretty relaxing as I'm going alone this time. Sombra said she will contact me when I reach my destination. The plane lifts off from venice to Numbani, "City of Harmony", where omnics and humans lived together without any problems. I wonder what kind of assignment I'm about to do there?After the flight and as I entered the airport, I immediately received a call from Sombra."Hey Mook! You're at Numbani now right? Now before anything, I would like to explain that you're sent here to prove yourself that your recent achievements are not merely luck, so I suggested Doomfist to send YOU for this job. First of all, go inside that elevator near you. Then, open your briefcase."Complying with the Sombra's orders, I entered said elevator that opened as soon as I approached it. Opening the briefcase, inside it contains body armor, ballistic mask, a sub machine gun, a pistol, ammunition and ample supply of explosives accompanied by what looked like a large explosive charge....Your mission today is to create as much havoc as you can so that the local law enforcement will all pile up on you, and escape of course. Your escape vehicle is on standby. Be as loud as you can before booking it. Minimal or maximum civilian casualty and infrastructure damage, you decide! The reason for this is because we need you to distract the policias without calling in Overwatch's attention. Remember Mook, no Talon."> Maximum casualty, minimum infrastructure damage. Let the bodies hit the floor. > Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.> Maximum casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. No Talon.
god i need to proofread my updates
>>2487413>> Maximum casualty, minimum infrastructure damage. Let the bodies hit the floor.
>>2487413> Maximum casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. No Talon.
>>2487413>> Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.Buildings can be rebuilt. People can't and Doomfist can rule Numbani afterwards.
>>2487413> Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.Nothing’s going to make it easier to lure them in then a bunch of obvious destroyed property.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2487428>>2487433Finally. Rolling
>>2487447Well, that’s subpar.
>>2487447"Alright then, demolition it is. Get ready Mook, as soon as the elevator's open, the assistance I can give to you will be severely limited."The elevator descends, stopping at the ground floor of the airport. By now I' sport the an imposing visage, fully armed and ready to rock. As the elevator opened, the crowds start to become wary. Fortunately, even before the elevator door opened I've already readied my smoke gre-"BOOM!"Fuck. That was a frag grenade. The whole building is in panic as corpses, viscera and omnic parts splattered and scattered across the ruined marble floor of the building. The airport's security responded immediately, a number of armed personnel rushed towards the ground floor.Me? I'm-"Blarghhhhh...", oh god that was nasty....Oh yeah, the mission. The airport security are still searching for those responsible for this ruckus among the terrorized civilians. Using this to my advantage, I took the first couple of shots, killing one and wounding two other. They could not return fire as there are too much civilian around me to do so. "Mooooook..... The popo's on their way now~ If you don't get a move on, I can't guarantee you'll ever see Miss Widowmaker again~", Sombra said lazily across the comm.Oh fuck, yeah. This amount of chaos won't be enough to even warrant the whole city's police to chase me. Rushing out of the airport among the panicked civilians, i ponder my choices.(DC 9)> Move through the interconnected buildings of Numbani. I can still do considerable amount of damage while evading the police.> Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)> Hijack a car and start creating havoc on vehicle. I won't be able to damage more buildings, but the police are sure as hell gonna have a tougher time catching up. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points instead of 1)(So the rolling system is gonna be like this, players choose the next course of action while I roll. Do you want higher DC for more points or lower DC with the risk of even lower rolls deducting even more points. What do points do? Simple. Every success gives you 1-2 points and every failure deducts 1-2 points depending on you choice. Get to 3 point to successfully complete a scenario like this. Reaching -3 points means you will FAIL a scenario. The consequence of failure varies from one scenario to another. On this one? DEATH. Choose wisely anons, and may the dice god favor Mook today.)Current point: 0
>>2487500>] Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)
>>2487500> Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)No risk no reward
>>2487500Oof, well, no Robin Hood for us after liquifying a bunch of civilians. We really need to label those grenades are something. Or maybe switch their casings around? Who knows.> Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)Let’s be ballsy, why not, 50/50 chance of success.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2487504>>2487505>>2487510Let's be daring shall we?
>>2487511Why the fuck not. Let's fill our atrocities committed for the day quota shall we?As aside from my ballistic mask, it's easy to hide myself among the fleeing crowd. The SMG on my hand is small enough to be mistaken for a bag or book. Following the largest wave of crowds, I avoided incoming police cars. The surveillance camera around me seem to malfunction as I moved onward, no doubt the work of my hacker partner. She made it all look so easy though as I can hear her chugging water and eating chips all this time. Finally, after the crowd reached considerable distance from the airport, I take it as my cue to begin. Without warning, I sprayed my SMG towards the window of a cafe before throwing a frag grenade in it, no doubt killing whoever's left. The civilians who were so busy trying to flee danger now found themselves in close quarters with their attacker, further nurturing the chaos engulfing this place. Some brave soul, both human and omnic, tried to stop me seeing as I am alone. They however, are brutally put into place. I then resume my job of fragging more building and occasionally shooting fleeing civilians."Hey Mook good job out there! By now most of the city's police force are coming to your area. They have no accurate report of the number of assailants but the amount of damage and destruction you created is enough to warrant their full attention. The escape vehicle is coming for you so hold on alright?", Sombra said, much to my relief. This gig is gone for too long already.> Another fragged building and shot civilian won't hurt.> Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)> Let's play it safe and lay low. Don't wanna push our luck now. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points instead of 1)Current point: 2
>>2487543What’s the DC?
>>2487543>> Another fragged building and shot civilian won't hurt.We don't want spec Ops on our ass, do we?
>>2487543>>2487545 Oh shit yeah the DC. Fuck me i'm so forgetful.DC 10
>>2487543> Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)Ahhhh, who cares. Whatever the DC is we may as well add “Cop Killing” to our atrocity bingo card for the day.
>>2487500>(So the rolling system is gonna be like this, players choose the next course of action while I roll. Do you want higher DC for more points or lower DC with the risk of even lower rolls deducting even more points. What do points do? Simple. Every success gives you 1-2 points and every failure deducts 1-2 points depending on you choice. Get to 3 point to successfully complete a scenario like this. Reaching -3 points means you will FAIL a scenario. The consequence of failure varies from one scenario to another. On this one? DEATH. Choose wisely anons, and may the dice god favor Mook today.)What happens if we go beyond 3 points?
>>2487571We probably get put on all the watchlists ever.
>>2487571You can find out if you want to. Where's the fun in telling you that straight away?:^^^^^^^)
>>2487574>>2487573>>2487562>>2487543>mookevenfurtherbeyond.pngIt's time to go even further beyond.> Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)
>>2487543> Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)Time to be the mookiest mook to ever mook.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2487562>>2487582>>2487584Rolling. This is the future you choose anon.
>>2487590Just beat the dc
>>2487590Mmmmm, feels good man. We gon get a promotion at this rate.
>>2487500>On this one? DEATH.Death from the cops or our bosses?>>2487590>hqdefault.jpgGrandDragonQM, is that you?>1 above DC.>>2487599Man, I wonder where I competence went the first mission.
>>2487621Too much Widowmaker sama exposure, I guess.
>>2487590Indeed, after a whole day in Numbani, it would be a shame to not leave a parting gift. A final mark for Numbani to remember me for. Now let's see what I have.....Out of frags, damn...SMG? Yeah, no.That leaves me with the.....OHYES--------------------"Mook, your vehicle is coming your way. Watch out for a delivery truck, it'll come by any second now.""Yeah Sombra, just doing some finishing touches.... and done. Alright, tell them to come here no-"As I said that, a delivery truck, as Sombra had said, came right around the corner. Entering from the back, I shed my currently blood stained and dirty attire and replaced it with this truck's company attire. Sitting down while watching the news on the phone, I saw a news report about how the police are finally at the latest scene of the crime. With a grin, I pressed the detonator for the explosive charge I was supplied with earlier. The on site reporter ,in panic, explained that a sudden explosion, adding more casualties to today's incident. Closing my eyes, I went to sleep after a hard day's work.---------------------When I came to, I'm back in a private jet along with the "workers" inside the delivery truck. The flight was quiet as the other operatives refused to talk with each other, either because of today's job being tiresome or too stunned by my sheer competence in slaughtering innocent bystanders. After we land in Venice, I am greeted by Sombra with a smug smile carved upon her face. She looked rather cute actually now that I can look at her more closely, not that I would say it out loud.....WELL MOVING ON!Looks like I'll be riding on the hovercycle with her while the other operatives enter the sardine can we call a truck. After what happened today, Sombra's highway etiquette does not shake me as much anymore. Sombra then lead into the HQ's conference room, with Reaper waiting for me. He sat on a chair in the middle of the conference table, facing me and Sombra on the opposite end."Now Operative #2314, why do you think I told Sombra to bring you here?"Oh god my anxiety is taking over me. What do, what do what do?> Answer him seriously > Answer him, but also try to crack a joke to ease up the tension> Answer him, but also boast about the success of today's mission
>>2487673> Answer him seriouslyJoking with reaper seems like a good way to end up with some buckshot in your torso.
>>2487673>> Answer him seriously
>>2487673>> Answer him seriously>Joking with the edgemaster.
>>2487673> Answer him seriously
>>2487678>>2487682>>2487684>>2487696(Last update for the night, got class tomorrow.)[/spoile"To give your assessment on my performance for this mission, sir?", I answered nervously."Gosh, look at this little soldier! Settle down Mook, we ain't gonna torture you or something."Ignoring Sombra, reaper looked at me straight in the eye, well at least I think he is. Hard to see what's inside that mask."Let me get this straight, I don't believe you're worth even a second of my attention. I don't believe a single thing you did up to this point is anything but luck....."Ouch. Right where it hurts."Even so..... Sombra seemed to have been pushing for you to be at a higher position, Doomfist liked you enough, Widowmaker.... she's.....neutral, and the other council members find your performance both satisfying and amusing. The fact that you completed a mission meant for a group of operative today too forces me to reconsider Sombra's request, so I'll humor her. Operative #2314, I shall promote you now to the rank of a high ranking agent in Talon. You now have access to much more high quality gears and training, and you shall undertake missions with other agents of the same caliber as Sombra and Widowmaker. But I shall say this only once, failure will not be tolerated. Your promotion is highly undeserved in my eyes and you shall not make me regret it. Understood?""Y-yes. Understood Mister.... err.....Sir....Reaper?"Ignoring my awkward attempt at respect, he simply walked out of the room without even batting at eye on either me or Sombra. "Well that went well right Mook? So, I think a thank you is long overdue seeing as I am the one who brought you to where you are now~", Sombra said, leaning on my shoulders.> Is Reaper always that tense?> Why are you rooting for me?> Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!> Write in.
>>2487711ITT: OP spoiler'd the whole posthere it is unspoiler'd"To give your assessment on my performance for this mission, sir?", I answered nervously."Gosh, look at this little soldier! Settle down Mook, we ain't gonna torture you or something."Ignoring Sombra, reaper looked at me straight in the eye, well at least I think he is. Hard to see what's inside that mask."Let me get this straight, I don't believe you're worth even a second of my attention. I don't believe a single thing you did up to this point is anything but luck....."Ouch. Right where it hurts."Even so..... Sombra seemed to have been pushing for you to be at a higher position, Doomfist liked you enough, Widowmaker.... she's.....neutral, and the other council members find your performance both satisfying and amusing. The fact that you completed a mission meant for a group of operative today too forces me to reconsider Sombra's request, so I'll humor her. Operative #2314, I shall promote you now to the rank of a high ranking agent in Talon. You now have access to much more high quality gears and training, and you shall undertake missions with other agents of the same caliber as Sombra and Widowmaker. But I shall say this only once, failure will not be tolerated. Your promotion is highly undeserved in my eyes and you shall not make me regret it. Understood?""Y-yes. Understood Mister.... err.....Sir....Reaper?"Ignoring my awkward attempt at respect, he simply walked out of the room without even batting at eye on either me or Sombra. "Well that went well right Mook? So, I think a thank you is long overdue seeing as I am the one who brought you to where you are now~", Sombra said, leaning on my shoulders.> Is Reaper always that tense?> Why are you rooting for me?> Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!> Write in.
>>2487711> Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!Also because he's spaghetti master supreme> U-uh how exactly do you want me to um, thank you?
>>2487711> Write in.“It’s kind of hard to take him seriously when he’s dressed like an edgelord on Halloween.”
>>2487711> Why are you rooting for me?I'm expecting either a complete non answer or so that we would owe her and she can call that favor in for something ridiculous.
>>2487574>didn't even link old thread... waiting forever till i miss all the important stuff in the new thread.>blame all the few anons that do show up.
>>2487413>> Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.
>>2487714Yes this is a good idea.
>>2487760>>2488007>>2488098>1 post by this IDAnon pls
>>2487712> Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!
>>2487760>>2488007>>2488098>>2488464>>2488490>1 post by this ID
>>2488527yup, totally not cause this was the first vote I was in, no that would just make too much sense ;)
I seriously hope we're not already gonna shit up the quest with "S-SAMEFAG!" accusations almost right out the gate.>>2488527>>2488241
>>2488553Why not both?>>2487714This in spades. Extra points if we actually stutter and go all tsundere on Sombra.
I'll just take all of the votes cause this is just dialogue choice, why not.>>2487714>>2487725>>2487734>>2488412>>2488602"Wait a fucking second, Sombra. Did Reaper just say I completed a mission meant for a group of operatives? Did you just send me on a group mission alone?! Are you fucking crazy?!"Wrapping her arms around my neck, her fingers now tracing along the scar on my left eye."Oh Mook, I just told you this earlier didn't I? When you're with me...."Her arms now wrapping even tighter around me..."....don't fuss over the small stuff~"The last part was whispered close to my ears. By now my spaghetti is close to spilling out of my pants. I quickly got out of her embrace."W-well that's beside t-the point! I d-don't want to find myself b-bleeding on the sidewalk b-because of the "small stuffs"!"Seeing me stuttering and blushing, Sombra whips out one devilish smile...."Oh, what is this? Could you perhaps be..... flustered? Never had a girl hold you close like me?"Laughing her ass off at my social inexperience with the opposite gender, Sombra walked behind me and rest her back against mine."This better, Mook?", she asked, the mischievous tone now absent from her voice."Y-yes...""Alright then, let's lighten up the mood. What should I ask.....oh yeah! Did Reaper intimidate you THAT much?""Actually I was trying to NOT crack a joke while answering him. It's tough to take him seriously when he's dressed like an 11 year old edgelord on Halloween!""Hahahah! Can't argue with that! But don't let him hear you saying that though."The atmosphere now is not as tense as before now. I guess having to see eye to eye with her made me nervous. Now, it is like she's not even here, yet I can still feel her presence on my back. Like I'm talking to someone online.....huh. "By the way, why are you rooting for me, Sombra?", I asked. How will she answer the million dollar question?"Mook, I could tell you the reason now...."Sombra lifts her back from mine. When I turn around, she is already walking out of the conference room."....but where's the fun in that?", she said turning around, giving me that smug smile I know her for."W-wait Sombra! You said you want me to thank you for getting me this far. What kind of.... erm......"thank you" do you want?", I said, fidgeting like a Japanese high school girl."Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that! Now close your eyes....."I can feel her gloved hands holding both of my cheeks, and then....... nothing. After a few seconds when I open my eyes, Sombra's nowhere to be found. Feeling something on my cheeks, I managed to rip off a sticker that have Sombra's skull logo on it. Damn! Bamboozled yet again!Feeling tired after everything that happened today, I decided to retreat to my room at the resort. The door automatically opens as I approach it. I think we all know by now who's responsible for this. I resigned to my bed without bothering to wash myself up. [cont]
>>2489008In the morning, the earpiece that I did not take off before going to sleep starts to emit rather uncomfortable sounds. Then again any sound is uncomfortable for somebody who don't want to wake up. It is followed by Sombra telling me that today's a special day for me. Seeing as I was just recently promoted as a high ranking agent, I can now request special training and help from other high ranking members. Today, three people are willing to train or help me.> Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)> Train with Sombra (Espionage Training)> Miss Moira, one of the council member wants to meet me (???)
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>2489011Where do I start? They all look so good. I'll roll for My choice.
>>2489017>>2489011DOOM TRAIN BABY!>[X] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
>>2489011>>[X] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)>[X] Train with Sombra (Espionage Training)
>>2489011> Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)Oh god, our actual handle is going to be Mook isn't it
>>2489052As Talon is our witness we will be the most lethal minion for any force on earth or under heaven. Even if that must mean that there will be collateral damage.
>>2489011>> Train with Sombra (Espionage Training)
>>2489011>[X] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)Time to slowly become friends with African war man
>>2489011> Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)We will become the patron saint of mooks.
>>2489093>patron saint of mooksBut surely this would mean that no matter how hard we train, we'll always job when it counts?
>>2489103We're the most dangerous expendable with the battle prowess of shock infantry, so probably
>>2489011>> Miss Moira, one of the council member wants to meet me (???)Mystery box.
>>2489011> Miss Moira, one of the council member wants to meet me (???)mystery meat
>>2489011>> Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)Get them gains.
>Mook quest>Aw hell yeah>We have a face.>We go by a name rather than a numberCome on, really? Especially considering the autistic goofiness of the character he should have been the kind of mook that never shows his face, the kind of nonsensical mook that never takes off his helmet; sleeping, bathing, smoking and doing everything else with it on, kinda like the stormtroopers in Robot Chicken.The kind of baka that would wear clothes over it too.
>>2489325we can be a upgraded mook that wears superior, but cosmetically identical armour to all the other mooks! No one can single us out as a notnormal mook!
sorry my dudes. might not be any update today due to me having assignments to do and still thinking of mook's possible character abilities. stay tuned though and pitch some suggestion if you wan to.
>>2489345I’m starting to get a feeling of deja vu...
>>2489011> Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
>>2489011>> Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
>>2489325As long as no one important ever sees our face and none of our enemies know our name, or even that there is a singular mook ruining their shit, I'm ok with it. Woulda been better your way but eh, too late.Unless we kill the Talon agents who know us and take control as the Alpharius mook.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2489019>>2489040>>2489052>>2489083>>2489093>>2489295>>2489479>>2489493a'ight rolling.DC 10 to acquire benefits from training.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>2489590rollin
>>2489593and I fucked up
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2489590
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>2489590
>>2489594>>2489597I’ve got a famon
>>2489596>>2489597Stop rolling you silly billy, the QM rolls here.
>>2489590For people who just got into this, I, the QM, will be the one doing the rolling while players do the choices.(DC failed. Training actually will give dice bonus so succeeding is actually a big deal. You won't die without it though so don't worry.)To be honest, I'm actually nervous in meeting Doomfist again. I wonder if my achievements up till now actually warrants me to be able to get so close with the guy who basically call the shots in this organisation. I kinda admire him too, being able to keep such a cool head while leading a terrorist group that had really fallen through the years like Talon. Not to mention being a fucking beast on the battlefield. As i enter the training room, I saw Doomfist repeatedly punching and kicking a concrete wall. I would worry if it's anybody else, but now I'm actually more worried if the concrete wall will hold. When he realized I'm in the room, he told me to change to attire more fitting to start training in. When I'm ready, I stepped inside, Doomfist greeted me, congratulating my success in the previous mission."I saw your performance in Numbani, operative. I am impressed, to say the least. You have both talent and guts, and I can respect that. Now all that you need is training to polish your talent. Now, take your position, and I shall measure how good you truly are in close quarter combat."Doomfist took his stance while I took mine. He is clearly disappointed the moment he looked at my footwork. He told me to throw a few punches his way and he promised he will not even block it. Feeling pretty damned confident, I did as I was told and the results was..... undesirable. None of my punches landed on him as Doomfist deftly dodged each one of it without even breaking a sweat. Soon, I am the one who is getting exhausted and he told me to stop. Realizing he have to start from the basics with me, he showed me proper footwork, how to properly throw munch and kicks, countering enemy attacks, etc, etc. By the time we are finished, which felt like ages, I fell down to the ground on my rear, wheezing for air. Doomfist took his leave, saying that if I truly want to advance further than I am, intensive training is needed on my part.Recovering from this intense training session, I was contacted by Sombra, saying that I should go and pick up new equipment. The missions I'll be assigned to will be more and more difficult as time goes on and I should pick up better toys to work with. Sending a catalog on my phone, she told me to pick one of the suit present in it. She said that I can choose whichever i want and I can change it later if I'm not satisfied.> Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)> Choose Stealth Suit (Light)> Choose Repurposed Crusader Armor (Heavy)
>>2489600> Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)This is the enhanced mooksuit right?
>>2489600>> Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)Don't like the stealth penalty but oh well.
>>2489600> Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)Is this what Dario had on? Or is the babe just a coincidence?Also do mooks have a standard morning PT equivalent?
>>2489600> Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)Sounds about right.
>>2489600>> Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)Mr. Dario's armor.>>2489606Sounds like it. It sounds like we have his modified armor on top of additional mods.
>>2489602>>2489605>>2489606>>2489614>>2489617"I'll have the Mark 2 Viper armor.""Oh ho~ Mr. Avenicci's old armor eh? Sentimental much?"I would have answered that quip had it been anything else. But this one? I'd rather stay silent."Alright, alright. I'm sorry. Don't sulk on me now Mook~ I figured you might choose this one regardless if it's that guy's armor or not, seeing as how much of a trooper you are.""Now, time to choose what you want to kill your enemies with next!"A different catalog appeared. The list of weapons available area s followed:Primary weapon:> Viper's Kiss, the shotgun of the late Dario Avenicci. This one fires plasma charged shells which tears thick armor and flesh apart but utterly stomped by EMP shield. Spread reduced so that this shotgun can still preform well in mid range. (One handed/ Two handed)> P-990, a custom SMG that excels in close quarters combat, even more so than it's widely used brother P-900 in the market due to the former's high production cost. Higher rate of fire and light-weight to boot, a suitable weapon for those favoring agility over power. (One handed/ Two handed)> Desert Fox, a sniper rifle belonging to a nameless soldier in the Omnic War. This sniper rifle have considerable higher rate of fire than other sniper rifle at the cost of not being able to use heavy ammunition like tank piercing bullets. (Two handed)> Bane, a custom made assault rifle with more type of rounds and bigger ammo capacity. Not as powerful as Viper's Kiss, not as fast as the P-990 and without the incredible range of the Desert Fox. It sure as hell does everything else better though making it a jack of all trade weapon. (Two handed)Side weapon:> Combat Dagger> Plasma Axe> Energy Sword> PistolUtilities (Pick 2):> Energy Tower Shield (Only if primary is not two handed)> Assorted grenades> Grav pack> Shield Scrambler
>>2489639Vipers KissPlasma AxeShield scramblerAssorted grenadesBe a close range beast with different grenades for utility.
>>2489639> Viper's Kiss, the shotgun of the late Dario Avenicci. This one fires plasma charged shells which tears thick armor and flesh apart but utterly stomped by EMP shield. Spread reduced so that this shotgun can still preform well in mid range. (One handed/ Two handed)> Energy Sword> Energy Tower Shield (Only if primary is not two handed)> Assorted grenades
>>2489639>[x] BaneWe're a big guy in our heart.>[x] Plasma AxeWe're gonna axe them a question and they will tell us no lies.>[x] Assorted grenadesIf there's one thing we've learned is that you should always have a grab bag of candy.>[x] Shield ScramblerFuck Shields.
>>2489639> BaneWe’re completely unremarkable.> Pistol and daggerAny chance we could take one of each?> Shield ScramblerBecause screw Seeker (And Reinhardt)> Assorted grenadesBecause why not.
>>2489666>>2489655>>2489650>>2489648Now that I think about it, I wonder if we have a MP3 player on our person that we can hook up to the helmet to listen to some good tunes.
I'm still here keeping the score but I have some things to do. Update will come provided I dont feel too sleepy.
>>2489639>> Bane> Combat Dagger> Assortedunlabeled grenades> Grav packGood all round combat ability for any situation and the grav pack so we can crazy Ivan better.>>2489668I bet we could get Sombra to hook us up with one.We'll have to listen to her playlist though.
>>2489650I'll go with this.
>>2489650Supporting >>2489668Also supporting.
>>2489671>tfw I just want to listen to Africa by Toto while fighting the enemies of Talon.
>>2489639>> Plasma Axe>> Energy SwordWhat's the difference?
>>2489685One's an axe made of plasma, and the other's a sword made of energy. Duh!
>>2489639> Bane, a custom made assault rifle with more type of rounds and bigger ammo capacity. Not as powerful as Viper's Kiss, not as fast as the P-990 and without the incredible range of the Desert Fox. It sure as hell does everything else better though making it a jack of all trade weapon. (Two handed)> Plasma Axe> Grav pack>>2489685well to be fair, fighting with an axe is different from fighting with a sword.
Aight, counting from majority vote for each category, here's the ones that won.Primary Weapon: BaneSecondary: Plasma AxeUtility: Shield Scrambler, Assorted Unlabeled GrenadesWe can change this later if there is any dissatisfaction but let's go with this one for now shall we?
>>2489639> Bane, a custom made assault rifle with more type of rounds and bigger ammo capacity. Not as powerful as Viper's Kiss, not as fast as the P-990 and without the incredible range of the Desert Fox. It sure as hell does everything else better though making it a jack of all trade weapon. (Two handed)> Plasma Axe> Grav pack>inb4 we Talon 76
>>2489685>>2489708>>2489688>>2489694I was hoping for some mechanical information, like if any of them countered an EMP shield. Oh well. >>2489650+1
>>2489715Both plasma axe and energy sword, like any energy weapon, tears through armor, but is deflected by energy shields. The only difference is flavor lmao.
>>2489715I'm thinking the Sword is more generalized with no real weaknesses or strengths. The Axe however might be more focused on dealing more damage with the weakness of having less avenues of attack/no real way to stab people.>>2489719Boooooooooooo muh 'tisms demand tacticool shit involved!
>>2489719ahhh, but think of the puns we could pull off with an axe, as opposed to the innuendo with a sword.
>>2489723Oof, good point. Let’s go with an axe, we’re far to socially inept to make sword innuendo jokes without screwing them up somehow.
making pictures for next post. please be patient.
>>2489745Take your time my dude, I am LOVING this quest. Can we be code named Slim Shady?
>>2489752>Code named Slim Shady>'Nam flashback of anons wanting the MC to be named Matthew Mathers aka Slim Shady>And I bent to their demandsIf enough anons will stand by you and peer pressure me, then sure. Why the hell not.
>>2489752>>2489760>”WHO ARE YOU Y-YOU MONSTER!”>”Why me?”>”My name..”>”My name is...”>”Oh..”>”I’M SLIM SHADY, YES I’M THE REAL SLIM SHADY”>Mfw army of identical mooks arrive with the song and everything
>>2489752Plz no. It’s too close to the shitposting we started this quest off this. I’d think codename Mook would be appropriate.
>>2489639> Viper's Kiss, the shotgun of the late Dario Avenicci. This one fires plasma charged shells which tears thick armor and flesh apart but utterly stomped by EMP shield. Spread reduced so that this shotgun can still preform well in mid range. (One handed/ Two handed)This just feels right for us. Sure we sacrifice range for power, but when are we going to be fighting long range as a mook? And if we should have Widowmaker-Sama backing us up, we'd be unstoppable.> Plasma AxePlasma - Axe - Enough said> Shield ScramblerThis counters the weakness of the Viper's Kiss and some of the more troublesome Overwatch agents quite nicely. I would pick this no matter what. > Assorted grenadesWe seem to like these. By we I mean I; I like these.
>>2489760Well consider me pressuring you.>>2489770>"We're looking for Slim Shady!">Every mook turns to look, as we've trained them to.>"We're looking for the real Slim Shady!"
>>2489770>>2489774>mfw we end up releasing an LP featuring Sombra and Doomfist >mfw it goes platinum >mfw we corrupt young kids with our music and Lucio takes exception to it
>>2489778>>2489770>>2489780>mfw we unintentionally become Lucio's Nemesis.>mfw we end up being the worst opponent for Overwatch to fight not because we're badass but because we're such a pain in the ass to defeat even when the deck is stacked against us.
>>2489783>We're sent on a top secret mission meant for like 2 squads of 12 >we get caught >Tracer, Seeker, Lucio, Winston and McCree all have us cornered >all is lost until>we challenge them to a rap battle, >5 on 1>we fucking win
>>2489708No matter how hard I try to run away, the shitpost always catch up. Looks like it is true what they always say. "He who lives by the shitpost dies by the shitpost.""I'll have those then." I said as I tapped on the items I wish to take."Alrighty then. I know your current inventory is limited right now but it'll expand as you complete more mission. Keep up the good work and maybe we'll consider giving you badass augments ya hear?"Walking back to my room, Sombra's voice blares yet again in my earpiece."Hey Mook! Before I forget. You'll need to assemble a squad now that you'll be going into more dangerous mission by the day. I've cataloged a bunch of possible squad members, all with talents that can benefit you and Talon as a whole. They're scattered around the globe though so you can only fetch one by one. There is no mission pending for you as of now so take your time and choose which one you want to try get first. You can also pick up anybody you think is worth it along the way if you want to."Appearing in my phone, a list of people with a short biography of them. Which squad member should I go for first? > Johann Strauss a.k.a. Maw> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor> Hee Young> Matthew Anderson Oliver a.k.a Sidewinder> Akira Tatsumi a.k.a Jorogumo
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>2489810Hmm I'm torn between Johann "I wanted ORANGE" Strauss and Chayton "I would like to play a game" Ashkii. I'll roll for themHowever I can see us picking up either Hee Young or Matt as the second teammate afterwards.Also is it confirmed that we can upgrade our suit with a MP3 system?
>>2489819Well a nice glass of Chianti never hurts anyone.>>2489810>[x] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
>>2489810I’d say Sidewinder, though I could go for Maw to if that starts winning. Just not the trap or the little girl, really.
>>2489810>> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good DoctorHaving a healer is good. Maybe we should get the genius or the trap idol next?
>>2489822I can see the little girl as a support member, allowing us to upgrade Maw's augs and our own equipment.
>>2489821>>2489819Eh, I’ll support Chayton then, to move this along.
>>2489810>> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good DoctorWe're gonna be getting into some crazy shit, best if we get a good medic on call. He can also pick up our slack regarding social interactions.
>>2489826Hm, could handle grabbing a support member then. Would prefer at least one or two more combat oriented agents to start with before we go for support agents though.
>>2489810>> Johann Strauss a.k.a. Maw
>>2489828Gonna switch to Maw, nothing there says Chayton is good at social beyond interrogation and we are a general mayhem type of guy. A tank would help us out.
>>2489810Anything is good so long it's not the trap, if nothing else to avoid a possible shitstorm in the future.Do we have any mook bros that could turn out useful?
>>2489827Well, since Maw seems to have more support then I expected him to, I think I’ll with from support for > Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good DocritTo> Johann Strauss a.k.a. MawWe should probably start with combat agents anyways.
Ill be sleeping now. See you later you beautiful bastards
>>2489825I'd say the genius or sidewinder next personally. after that Maw then trap idol.
>>2489810>> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good DoctorWe can go for the cuties like Hee Young and Maw later.
>>2489810>> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good DoctorMake puns a bout "The Doktor is in" when he plunges us with his hard needle!
>>2489810>Johann Strauss Much as I would like the trap, Sombra's already got most bases covered when it comes to anything info related, easily beating out both the trap and Sidewinder. Meanwhile it's always good to have more competent muscle around.
>>2489819>>2489668Also, this. Just. this. We can blast our LP through sound systems while we blow shit up, maybe even inspire a gang around our music and mayhem, getting ourselves some free advertisement.
>>2490214I still feel like havin' another doc on the team is useful. I mean it's why you never have just one healer on Comp.
>>2490316I'd agree, but none of these guys have any weird futuristic healing technology, like Mercy or Lucio. The Good Doctor could maybe keep us from falling apart after the fighting's done with some quick needlework and emergency medical care, but he can't magically heal our wounds in the middle of battle, like the Overwatch characters can. I feel like one medic's all we're really going to need, considering they'll only be able to get to the fixing after the killing's done.
>>2490330Maybe he's really good at doin' Franken Fran style of healing.
>>2489810>> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good DoctorWhy do I feel like I missed something? I have no idea who these people are. Backing a medic though.
>>2490366Their profiles are in the pic, if you'd not already noticed.
>>2490368Wow I completely missed that. Still backing chayton but getting Maw is a close second. They seem like a good combo.
>>2489810> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
>>2489810>> Johann Strauss a.k.a. MawMake sure to give him lemon lime.
>>2490595"I wanted ORAANGE!"
>>2489810> Johann Strauss a.k.a. ManYou know what they say: Always hire a german to get shit done.Other than that, Orange is the new technoBut that trap tho...
>>2490789This Bear Trap ain't worth it son. Resist it.
>>2490807Traps are always worth it.
>>2490832Not this one, not this one at all...
>>2490842Think of all the wacky hijinks though?
>>2490859With any other person as the main character sure, but this load of sperghetti the trap is more likely to kill him via spaghetti spillage than whacky hijinks.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Welp since we're tied between the Heavy and the Medic, I'm going to roll.1- Maw2- The Good Doctor
>>2489837>>2489841>>2489850>>2490214>>2490595>>2490789"Johann Strauss a.k.a Maw. The guy's a real powerhouse. I can see why you picked him first. You can always use some extra muscle here and there right?" "Yeah, figured since I'm prone to find myself in the middle of a firefight, might as well find a guy that compliments my tendency. Oh yeah, Sombra?" "Hmm?" "Can you add a built in MP3 player into my combat armor?" "Hahah! I wouldn't expect anything less from you! Sure can do Mook... This Maw guy... He's back at his home country after escaping the Helix Securities Maximum Security Prison.""Huh. So much for "maximum security".""Those Helix guys back there did their best to be honest. Hard to keep all inmates in when Reaper was wrecking shit up while breaking Doomfist out of there. Anyway, Maw is currently heading to Stuttgard now, for reasons unknown. You'll be taking public airline this time, so i left your new passport and identification card at your room. Your flight's taking off in the morning tomorrow so wake up early!"-----------------------------------Looking out of the window of the bullet train, I'm enthralled by the lush green Stuttgard boast around it, considering it's a really large city. Kinda soothing too. If I ever make as far as Dario, I would probably choose Stuttgard as a place to retire in. Soon, the train arrived in Stuttgard. Taking a taxi, I stopped at the nearest budget hotel I can find. The romm wasn't as luxurious as it is at HQ, but it will do. Settling down for a while after a day's worth travelling, I figured the best course of action now is to ask the locals whether this Maw guy is spotted around the city.[Scenario begin!](DC 10)> Go to the center of the city and ask the locals if anything that looked like Maw have been sighted around the city. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)> Ask the shops and passerby around this area. > Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)
>>2491457> Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)
>>2491457>> Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)Got just the song to play.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3jD_l6q48
>>2491457> Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)Being ballsy hasn’t failed us recently.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2491485>>2491488>>2491507 Aight, rolling.
>>2491542That’s, uh, bad.
>>2491542We get shanked, I guess.
>>2491542The combat prowess of a brain dead shock infantry man. The social skills of a piss soaked homeless man. Sounds like a mook to me
>>2491542Well we just failed so hard the popo and you know who just found out we are Talon looking for a certain someone to recruit.
>>2491542kekSeeing as doing things properly and safely just not my style, I figured the best thing to do is go downtown and ask the crack dealers and prostitutes where Maw is. The underbelly of Stattgrad very much exist, as any large cities. Fight clubs, drug rings, gangsterism, you name it. It is just a matter of finding the right entrance is all. Just a few minutes into the underhive of this place, 3 prostitutes and 5 drug dealers already tried to offer their services to me. I knew better. Of course by I knew better I mean I took the organics dude! Never smoked it before but-IS THAT FUCKING CLOWNS GANGBANGING A NESSIE?!--------------------------------------I woke up, stripped off my clothing (except for my underwear) in a middle of a steel cage ring. A colossus of a man stood in front of me, clad in steel plate and augments. The crowds surrounding and/ or clinging on to the steel cage starts chanting."KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!"Oh boy....> Dodge around and try to tire him out. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)> Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.> Use my incredible charisma to talk this gentlemen out of fighting. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)
>>2491660> Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.We're as clunky as a fedora lord in a high school highway and the social skills of schizophrenic.
>>2491660>> Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.
>>2491660> Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.Might I suggest some fight music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd0vfPNtN4
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2491671>>2491717>>2491742 Rollin
>>2491750Well....that's a turnabout if I ever saw one.
>>2491750S O C I A L S K I L L S O F A P I S S S O A K E D H O M E L E S S M A NC O M B A T P R O W E S S O F S H O C K I N F A N T R Y
>>2491750Gonna give this an extra mark because of the nat 20 and because I'm a merciful QMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd0vfPNtN4Any lesser men would cower against such sights, but I knew better (for real this time!). Unlike Doomfist, this man's movements are hampered by his armor and augmentations. Each swing he made can be easily dodged for a trained fighter like me. I let him advance in reckless abandon to wear off his strength and read his fighting technique, which there is next to none. He relied heavily on brute force alone.He hit the steel cage quite a few times, weakening it and launching those who clings to it backwards. Finally, the barrier meant to keep the fighters of this ring in gave out. One last punch and my enemy's fist punctured through it, but he have no energy left to pull it out. Seeing this as an opening, I climbed on his back and teared off the loosely put together metal plating off his body, tearing potions of his skin. He screamed in pain, trying to reach his wounds but the sheer bulkiness of his armor prevents him from doing so. With enough skin torn and blood lost, the giant finally fell. Looks like its time to bail.Or so I thought...An woman with a bunch of armed gangsters stopped me right on my track before I could even reach the underworld's exit, blocking the path."Ich fürchte, ich kann dich nicht einfach gehen lassen, mein Schatz, du hast unseren besten Kämpfer besiegt und ich beabsichtige, dich noch ein wenig länger hier zu behalten ...""I don't speak Russian sorry.""That means ve vill lock you here, idiot!""Sorry, but Fight Club isn't even my favourite movie!"(DC 9)> Run into the crowds still watching the fallen former champion. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)> Turn tail and find another way out.> Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 pointsCurrent score: 1
>>2491817> Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points
>>2491817> Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 pointsCrashing this fight club. With no survivors!
>>2491817>> Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points
>>2491817> Turn tail and find another way out.Cut through the crowd. No point in taking the lady and staying still.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2491824>>2491827>>2491830rolling, crossing my fingers
>>2491835We r numba #1
>>2491835>we either pass the DC just barely or swing wildly between extremesI don't think I'm prepared for this ride.
>>2491835Ohhhh yes. So that dude who’s ass we kicked was totally Maw right?
>>2491835(Scenario complete!)"Okay, okay. I surrender.", I said as I approached the lady. "Zat's better izn't it? Now give me your handz so I can cuff zem."Complying, I presented my hands, but before she could put the handcuff, I grabbed and put it on her instead. Not wasting a single moment, I punched her right in the guts, sending her crashing to the ground. Thanks to Doomfist's training, I can quickly follow it up into a grapple, pinning her. Pulling her upper body upwards by her armpits and aiming her gun at her, I threatened the other gangsters."You guys move a muscle, and I blow her fucking heads off!""Was machst du ?! Erschieß ihn!"Before they could comply with the lady's orders, rumbling can be felt on the ground. A distant but angry voice called out."JUUUUUULE!!!!!"Her expression turns from that of anger to horror. She's struggling even more to get away now."Let me go! You don't know who you are messing with! Let go!"> No.> Okay.> What will I gain from it?
>>2491867> No.A mook fears only returning to his villain's empty handed!
>>2491867> What will I gain from it?
>>2491867> What will I gain from it?Who am I messing with? Doubt their wrath’s gonna be any worse then my boss’s if I come back empty handed.
>>2491869>>2491875>>2491877"Nope don't think so, lady.""NO! LET ME GO!", the woman is now desperate to get away. She is genuinely terrified of what is coming now.The underworld's exit door burst open when a large man, pale and riddled with augments kicked it open. The gangsters could not even respond in time before they are flung around like rag dolls. Unlike the previous heavily augmented individual I met, this guy is actually pretty fast, terrifying even for the number of metal parts stuck on his body. I can quickly identify this man as Maw."JULE! YOU BITCH! WHERE ARE YOU!"I can guess that this lady's name is Jule. Looks like Jule is trying her best to escape my grasp, even crying now."There you are Jule. In a little bit of a... tight spot are we? Let her go...", Maw's voice suddenly lowered to a more calm and gentle, yet raspy tone.I complied, seeing no reason to oppose this behemoth of a man."Bitte Johann, tu mir nicht weh ...."Jule, now exempt of her strength used to escape me, cowers on the ground, even kneeling towards Maw."Warum sollte ich dir weh tun, Jule? Erinnerst du dich nicht an unsere gemeinsame Zeit?", Maw replied, raising her face from the ground."I'm just here to feel your cheeks again... after so long...."Jule is crying now, or more accurately wailing, asking for help. But none will come for her."Your soft, squeezable, CRUSHABLE, CHEEKS!"Crack and snap, and Jule was no more, her head now viscera on Maw's steel hand and the underworld floor."I must thank you stranger for apprehending Jule for me. I can feel my head.... clearing ever so slightly. I suppose you would want something in return?"> I want you to join Talon.> N-not really nothing....> Yeah I suppose you owe me a favor.
>>2491899> I want you to join Talon.No beating around the bush
>>2491899> I want you to join Talon.Not really any reason to put it off.
>>2491899>> I want you to join Talon.>Try not to throw up
>>2491899> I want you to join Talon.> Yeah I suppose you owe me a favor.for killing the blonde, we didn't even get to grope her ass or anything!
>>2491899> I want you to join Talon.
>>2491899> I want you to join Talon.> Don't look at Jule's ass
>>2491905>>2491909>>2491923>>2491926>>2491941>>2491943"Well, I suppose you do owe me a favor. The reason I'm here is simple Mr. Strauss. I want you, to join Talon."Hearing that, Maw starts to laugh his lung out, wheezing at the end."No, forgive me for saying this, I know what Talon is, but to think the one inviting me would be a bruised and injured half naked grown man is just too hilarious! I can't- HAHAHAHAH!""That's aside the point! Talon can provide you with all of your augmentation needs and maintenance! You don't want that?""No, no. I do not plan to refuse, it's just the hilarity of the situation overcome me for a second. Yes, I will join Talon. I had enough of small time gangs anyway."-------------------------------------------------------------After contacting Sombra about my success in recruiting Maw, she said that nearby Talon operatives will help in escorting Mr. Strauss back to HQ. He needs to be briefed on our organisation's rules and regulation, such and such. Now, we can go for our next target. > Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor> Hee Young> Matthew Anderson Oliver a.k.a Sidewinder> Akira Tatsumi a.k.a Jorogumosorry guys, was thinking of new squad members but I got nothing for now
>>2491969> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
>>2491969>> Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
>>2491975>>2491978>>2491989>>2491996>>2492001"Chayton Ashkii, also known as "The Good Doctor". It seems that your next destination would be the USA. Hey Mook, you're American right?", Sombra asked."Yeah, why?""You don't have any family back there?""Of course I have! The reason I'm in Talon in the first place was because I don't want to be a burden to them.""Do they know their son is a mass murderer who works in what is probably the most notorious terrorist group of this age?""Nope, but it'll be a good story to tell over Christmas!""Can't argue with that, hah!"And with that, I returned to my hotel room, stripped of both energy and dignity as I walk around naked at midday. Now washed up and refreshed, I lie on my hotel bed. It's not as soft and comfortable as the one at the resort back at HQ, but it's good enough. Reflecting back on everything that had happened, I feel overwhelmed by the number of changes I now face, before deciding to just ignore and worry about it for a much later date. Should I extend my time here on Stattgard?> Yes> N O
>>2492021> YesGet drunk, get a prostitute and celebrate one night. Then go do our job.
>>2492021>> YesOur little scene in the fight club must have disturbed the local underworld. Let's get wasted and see who comes to party.
>>2492021>> YesWe must have made one hell of an impression and it would be a shame to waste it.
>>2492023>>2492025>>2492028I decided to say "fuck it" and requested for extended time in Stattgard."Sure Mook. You deserved some rest after back to back action. Don't take too long though. Your time for assembling your squad is slowly running out."Waking up the next morning, I decided to enjoy my vacation with a walk. Wearing a black suit (without tie, fuck wearing a tie) and aviator glasses, I walked outside as confident as can be, my self esteem boosted by my most recent victory. Further into the more nicer part of the city, I settled for breakfast in a nearby diner. Outside of the diner though, a young lady stood looking dejected. She is wearing a tank top and red overalls. She looked a bit out of place amongst the denizen of Stattgard.The passersby ignored her for the most part, either due to them going to work or not wanting trouble. > Ask her what's wrong> Ignore her. It's not worth my time.> Stand in front of her autistically, staring intensely and scaring her off just like all of the normal girls I met in my life.> Write-in
update's a bit slow since im still thinking of the stuff for chayton's recruiting scenario. much sorry, bls forgibeness
>>2492067> Ask her what's wrong>> Write-inCall her over and have a seat, offer some of whatever we're eating. What do Russians have for breakfast anyways? Besides vodka.
>>2492072anon you do realise stattgard in in geramny and mook said that he dont speak russian because he's the embodiment of shitposting
>>2492073well okay I GUESS i was not clear with this being in germany (since stattgard is a fictional city in OW universe) but Jule and Maw spoke German
>>2492073Na I dropped the ball there. Bet they still drink vodka for breakfast, though.
>>2492067>> Ask her what's wrong
>>2492077anon if I remember beer used to be a soft drink over there. Least I think so for russia and for some reason I am thinking for germany also.
>>2492072>>2492086>>2492104Walking up to her, I asked why she is standing out in the open all alone. Now that I look closer, she have flaring auburn hair, tied in a ponytail. The physique of this young lady is rather..... robust. Her facial features are that is both beautiful and strong, if I were to describe it. Shame she's frowning right now."Hey, what's the problem Miss? The sun just came out and you're still moping about?", I asked her with a little bit of humor to cheer this girl up.Looking at me blankly, she then turned away."I'm sorry, but I'd rather not talk with you right now.""What? Why not?""To be blunt, you don't look like a good person. At all."Ouch."W-why is that?", I asked, almost crying."Seriously? You wear a good looking suit but still managed to look unkempt. Your face and that scar? Just screams "I kill people for fun". I've seen no good guys looking like you."What she said isn't exactly untrue, but it hurts my heart all the same. Without me knowing it, my tears already start raining down my cheeks."W-what? Oh no, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I just feel a bit grumpy is all! I... uh..... Oh! How about I treat you some breakfast, t-there-s a diner right here!"Accepting her attempt at consoling me, we both ate some frankfurter and eggs at the aforementioned diner. I ordered a few shots of vodka too that the diner just so happened to have a few bottles of."So.... sorry again for making you cry but.... hey, can I tell you a secret?"> *sob* Yes?> *sob* No!
>>2492117>> *sob* Yes?We are the big weepy pussy cat.
>>2492117> *sob* Yes?How can you understand how its like to kill a man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyZeF_DLq4
>>2492117>> *sob* Yes?
>>2492117> *sob* Yes?Are we seriously crying cause a woman said something mean to us? fucking christ we suck.
>>2492121>>2492146>>2492154>>2492160Trying to hold back my sobbing, I answered her request."....yes?""Alright, here's the thing. I'm in a... well not technically in, but I'm tagging along with my mentor who was recalled back into a certain peacekeeping group.""Uh huh?""Me and my mentor along with the other member of the group along with this Korean girl driving a mech and this one guy- arghhh!"She starts to ruffle her hair in frustration before fixing it and continuing."We are tracking a dangerous criminal whom was headed for this very city. Somehow, someway, I screwed up and the criminal managed to escape."At this point, her expression of frustration turned to sadness."The criminal killed loads of people in the less reputable part of the city. His last victim had her head crushed. CRUSHED! C-can you imagine that we are playing heroes yet we can't even prevent a single death last night! Now-!"Looking at her cup of coffee, she took a deep breath to calm herself."Now.... the criminal is nowhere to be found, and I'm blaming myself for it..."> What a rotten way to die.> At least you tried.> Yeah, you should blame yourself.> Write-in
>>2492175At least you tried? Then be sexy n sheit
>>2492175>> What a rotten way to die.We sure as hell wouldn't want to go out like that. It's Slim's goal to die snorting coke outta Widomaker-sama's butt.Also oh shit it's Reihart's armourer.
>>2492175> What a rotten way to die.>>2492192Think her name is Bridgette. But yeah, oh shit.
>>2492175>> What a rotten way to die.Ask her name. Give our name, Slim
>>2492192>>2492193>>2492196"What a shame, she doesn't deserve such fate. What a rotten way to die." I said as I try to keep a straight face, knowing that I am partly responsible for her misery."Yeah, I don't care how who, but nobody should ever die like that."Taking a big sigh, her frown is now turned upside down."Alright! Now I felt better! Thanks for listening to me just whining about!""Your smile is a reward in itself already.", I said before quickly realizing the crap I just spouted.A few second of awkward silence was had as I try to hide my face. The girl looked away while blushing for a bit. Soon, I recovered from my self induced awkwardness. Damn.... must be the alcohol.Suddenly, through the diner's entrance, 2 people entered the diner. When their gaze turned our way, they started coming our way."Brigitte! So this is where you've been. I'm worried sick when you suddenly leave us like that!", one of the pair said, hugging her.The person who hugged her is a man still in peak physique despite his age. The second one was an Asian girl with weird pink markings on her face. They all seems to be happy to find this "Brigitte" girl."And who is this guy? Did he do anything bad to you Brigitte?", the Asian girl asked as she glared at me."N-no, no! More like I did something bad at him. I'm treating him for a breakfast because of it.""What is this, alcohol shots in the middle of the morning? Brigitte must've been a real bother to you, I'm so sorry!", the large old man said."Wha- Reinhardt, stop that! You're embarrassing me!", Brigitte said angrily.I could not help but chuckle at this point, seeing the trio's shenanigans. Explaining myself, I then asked to leave explaining that I have to go. Before i could go however, Brigitte pulled back my hand."Wait, before that, may I know your name.""Matthew Mathers, but the other moo- my friends call me Slim Shady.", I said, giving a shit eating grin. Social anxiety and shame had all evaporated due to the vodka."Matthew huh...... will we meet again?""Probably not. I'm always on the road.", I answered dryly."If so then...."Brigitte pulled out a pen and took the tissue that was given along with the meal. She wrote something on it and gave it to me.[Brigitte Lindholm, xx-xxx xxxx]W-wha.... did I just got a girl's number?"You're nice to talk to. A good listener. Send me a call later okay?"Giving one last smile, I bid farewell to Brigitte and walked out of the diner. Along the way I passed by a guy whom I can see through the diner window is greeting the peculiar trio of characters I just met.. Somehow I felt like I really hate him for some reason. Eh whatever.Now what should I do?> Walk around town a little bit more.> Preserve some energy for the nightlife of Stuttgard> Just find some place to relax and then retire for the day.> Write-in
>>2492236> Preserve some energy for the nightlife of StuttgardWe've created a monster, cause no body wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, he's chopped liver
>>2492236>> Preserve some energy for the nightlife of Stuttgard>>2492238If Shady's what they want then that's what we'll give 'em, a little bit o' Marshal mixed with some hard liqueur.
>>2492236>> Write-inI suggest we make some contact in the underground of this area. Maybe scout for potential mooks or special recruits other than maw?
>>2492245We could also visit the Black market for the things in store...etc.
I'm done for the day my dudes. thanks for playing
>>2492248Danke, QM. Also, we will call the Doctor we will get Dre, yes?
>>2492248Rock on DR.
>>2492248Thanks for running DR, hope you come back soon!
>>2492236I fall asleep looking forward to waking up to a bunch of new stuff, I wake up to us seducing an Overwatch member who came to try and capture the guy we just recruited. Why, dudes?
>>2492238>>2492240Gonna land in a few extra updates for the night. Also wrote Matthew instead of Marshall Mathers, rip.After such an eventful morning, I decided that I should preserve my energy to truly enjoy the nightlife of Stuttgard. Getting an early lunch, I immediately returned to my room, sleeping my ass off. I wake up to the alarm on my phone, signaling that the sun had already set, and the real fun is about to begin.Going out with the same attire that I had this morning, I immediately head to the most popular nightclub in Stuttgard. Using a taxi to reach my destination, I entered the lustrous den of depravity. Inside, men and women are dancing to the beat of the music, supposedly the currently trending one that I do not recognize. Whatever, I only listen to REAL music.Aside from ordering expensive drinks, I was incapable of approaching any ladies, no doubt because they could not handle my overflowing charisma. Getting bored of normie tier recreation and not wanting to party drugs, I moved on to the next best thing, the underworld! or more specifically the fight club.Down under, I see that this place is still stirred up by yesterday's commotion. The visitors of this place was stunned to see me return. Some stood back and whisper, some tried to cozy up and be friendly to me, either out of fear or out of respect. Either way, I spent the night drinking, watching tonight's fight in the barely fixed steel cage all the while having bitches and bros around me. I can barely walk straight when returning to the hotel! The next morning, I'm in bed with 2 women I don't know. Demanding that I pay them, I heavy heartedly payed all the while fighting against constant stream of hangover headache. Pushing myself and luggage to the bullet train station and then to Berlin Airport, I head to my next destination, America!According to Sombra, Chayton Ashkii's base of operation where he deals with his clients on site is at Detroit. Of course, where would a doctor/ interrogator/ hitman base himself at America? Recently he had just came back from "treating" a certain millionare old man, helping to hasten the passing of wealth to the heirs. ------------------------------------------Arriving in Detroit and taking a hotel room in the nicer part of this city, Sombra gave me the exact coordinate of The Good Doctor's office. Taking a handgun along with me (supplied by the local Talon branch) I move for Chayton immediately.[Scenario Begin!]Arriving at a rundown clinic deeper in Detroit, I would comment how unremarkable it is, if not for the place being burned to the ground. I saw a man who I can only identify as The Good Doctor being chased by armed men near the burning building. > Silently follow them without alerting either party. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 point.)> Try to alert Chayton that I am trying to help him.> Alert both parties by opening fire on those chasing Chayton. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)
>>2492411>[X] Alert both parties by opening fire on those chasing Chayton. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)It's fucking Detroit, nobody cares who shoots who in Detroit.
>>2492411>> Silently follow them without alerting either party. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 point.)
Also, a neat thing I did while creating Maw is that I made him as an inverse of a certain OW hero. Try to guess who it is.
>>2492411and DC is 10. damn my carelessness
>>2492411> Alert both parties by opening fire on those chasing Chayton. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Dakkadakkadakkadakka
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2492416>>2492449Aight, rolling
>>2492458We definitely started our action packed trip to Detroit on the right foot!
>>2492250OH GOD YES
>>2492458Also the meme of us being Violence Incarnate keeps on coming true
>>2492250no we will always call him Doc
>>2492458The best course of action right now is to protect Chayton. Simple enough considering that his assailant are yet to aware of the doctor's future employer. Firing the first few shots, I was able to fell one of what seemed to be around 5 armed men. The death of one of their comrades surprised them. They are now still on the move, but still wary of their assailant. The next shots I fired finally revealed my position, but it was already too late. They are already down to two men, even then still uanble to land any hits with their firearms. Soon, they were no more.Chayton Ashkii, realizing that I'm helping him, crossed the road to me, carrying a briefcase and a bag filled with papers. "Oh thank god you're here. Those men were about to kill me. I really don't know why, I-""Shut it, I know who and what you are. If somebody wants you dead, they have a good reason for it.""Straight to the point eh? Alright then, whatever your purpose is for saving me, your job is not yet done. Look, more are coming!"Chayton pointed down the road where a black car is heading towards it. Men peek out of the car and start to aim their weapons at us!(DC 11)> Run into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points.)> Aim my pistol at the driver. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Current point: 2
>>2492493>[x] Run into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points.)Brave, brave sir Mook, he bravely ran away!
>>2492493> Aim my pistol at the driver. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD (and if we end up doing GIF related it’ll look awesome)
>>2492493>> Aim my pistol at the driver. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Go big or go home.
>>2492493> Aim my pistol at the driver. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2492512>>2492517>>2492530 Feeling gutsy eh?
>>2492512>>2492517>>2492530You just had to forget we're a mook didn't you.
>>2492534And so it ends, I guess.
>>2492534Are we ever going to get anything mediocre, like a 15, or an 8? Or is it just going to be 1s, 19s, 20s, and just barely beating the DCs?
>>2492545Such is the life of a mook Anon.
>>2492545It's either great sucess or intense failure. There is no inbetween. Also for those interested, what say we get a tatoo on our back or front saying; "Mook 4 Lyfe", just like our role model>pic related
>>2492534Feeling uber confident after taking out 5 men without a hitch, I stood my ground and aim to end the driver's life first. Indeed, all of my shots lined up perfectly to the driver's head.... except that the car's windows are bulletproof.So there I was, a sitting duck, almost turned into swiss cheese. Chayton pulled me away in the last second into the alleyway before I get riddled with bullet wounds. Even then, I was still hit pretty bad. A few shots managed to clip on me, although nothing vital. "Oh dear, aren't you a colossal idiot. Well, nothing The Good Doctor can't fix."Pulling out two cylindrical syringe, he shoved it both on my arm. I can feel the bullet wound clotting, then closing. I can still feel the bullet in the closed wound though."Well, I'm no Doctor Ziegler, but this will do, yes?"Nodding gratefully, I got back on my feet. The men chasing us now stopped their car right in front of the alleyway, exiting their vehicle to chase us. 4 men came out of the car.(DC 11)> Run deeper into the alleyway while constantly flipping things over as obstacles. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points.)> Run deeper into the alleyway!> They are all going into a cramped path. Perfect to be sprayed at. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)
>>2492579>> They are all going into a cramped path. Perfect to be sprayed at. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)
>>2492579Current score: 1 btw
>>2492579> They are all going into a cramped path. Perfect to be sprayed at. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)
>>2492579>[x] Run deeper into the alleyway while constantly flipping things over as obstacles. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points.)We already had our pride wounded, let's not act completely stupid here.>>2492585Dumb question but what do the points even do? I don't remember rightly off the top of my brain as to their function.
>>2492589They're the equivalent to our success meter and HP.
>>2492592Ah thanks M8.
>>2492545I laugh my ass off every time I roll because of this
>>2492579>> Run deeper into the alleyway while constantly flipping things over as obstacles. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points.)>>2492596Such is the life of a mook QM.
>>2492579>> They are all going into a cramped path. Perfect to be sprayed at. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Whatever, let's do it! (Also a part of me tell me we're going to fail this one badly as well and we don't want to go into the negatives on recruiting this guy, at least.)
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2492582>>2492588>>2492602crossing my fingers for real
Last rolls:12010191I don't think the odds for something like this are very high
>>2492593>>2487500>(So the rolling system is gonna be like this, players choose the next course of action while I roll. Do you want higher DC for more points or lower DC with the risk of even lower rolls deducting even more points. What do points do? Simple. Every success gives you 1-2 points and every failure deducts 1-2 points depending on you choice. Get to 3 point to successfully complete a scenario like this. Reaching -3 points means you will FAIL a scenario. The consequence of failure varies from one scenario to another. On this one? DEATH. Choose wisely anons, and may the dice god favor Mook today.)You're welcome.>>2492579Come to think of it, is our character's HP shared with our points? I haven't seen what happens if we fail a -1 DC roll yet.>>2492606>>2492602You're right.
>>2492606>>2492607And now a 8.Are we getting off the wild ride?We back at 0 successes tho
>>2492606Oh boy, attempting to do cool shit with a wound on us is shurrrre payin off!But honestly, these bullet injuries that we might incur will probably fuck with the timing of the others recruitments if we get properly fucked up.
>>2492606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAH7CLUmvhEStubbornly keeping in the offense, I take the enemies' advance as an opening and open fire as they got out of the car. Aside from probably wounding one of them, none of my shots landed anything significant. One more time today, my body received multiple bullet wounds. This time, much more deeper than the last. Firing the last bullet out of my pistol's clip as distraction, me and the Doctor ran deeper into the alley. "Can you NOT do stupid things like that?! You're no Jack Morrison so stop acting like you are some kind of super soldier! Heck, you're not even augmented!"While running, Chayton injected me with one more of his syringes."That's the last of that one...."We are reaching the end of the alleyway and into the streets again.(DC 10)> Run into one of the shops. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)> There's another alleyway across the streets! > Take the corners outside of the alleyway and ambush our assailants. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Current points: 0
>>2492645>"That's the last of that one....">> Run into one of the shops. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)Not enough syringes for this.
>>2492645>clip[/k/ autisms intensifes]>[x] Run into one of the shops. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)guys please staph with the crazier stuff until next recruitment, we got enough holes in us to become holey cheese.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2492655>>2492656Rollong
>>2492645>> Take the corners outside of the alleyway and ambush our assailants. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Let's go for it.
>>2492675Using our distance with our assailants to our advantage, we quickly hid in one of the nearby shops. A cheap clothing store just so happened to be right around the corner. Blending in with the few customers this shop have, we saw through the window that our pursuers split up in search of us. One of them stood with his back facing the clothing store's door. Taking our chances, I shot the guy in the back of his head, instantly killing him. The commotion however is enough to attract the remaining 3. The one who died have a SMG with half of it's magazine drained. Chayton called dibs on it.> Run back into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)> Run towards the more civilised part of Detroit.> We'll make our last stand here. It's 2 on 3 so the odds are KINDA even. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)
>>2492696DC 10Current point: 1
>>2492696>> Run back into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)Is it possible to die before reaching -3 points?
>>2492696>>[x] Run back into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)Any fight that even begins is a fight that is not on your terms.
>>2492696>> Run back into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)Maybe some street thugs will run out and join in, finishing the following mooks while we make tracks.
>>2492696>> Run back into the alleyway. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2492702>>2492707>>2492711>>2492712rolling
>>2492675>>2492718Oh, hey, look, if we'd been ballsy and not pussied out, we'd be at four points instead of two. How totally unexpected.
>>2492718Running back and forth isn't fun, but it's more frustrating for the one who is chasing. Deciding that we should retreat back into the alley, Chayton and I wastes no time to exit the shop. As we enter the alleyway yet again, the remaining 3 saw us retreating and started opening fire. "I don't like using this drug on myself but.... ah, fuck it!"Injecting a differently coloured cylindrical syringe on his neck, he passed me the same one and I mimicked what he did. Somehow, everything around us feels so slow. Even the footsteps of those 3 are getting slower. The cat in the alley jumped off the trash can we knockd down in slow motion. It is then that I realized both of us had become faster, along with our reaction time. The drug given to us soon wore out though and a spark of pain jolts through my head."Gah! This is why I hate using that drug!"Reaching the end of this alleyway and back to the road yet again, this time a police car came, no doubt due to the recent gunfights that cam e too close to the developed parts of Detroit. (DC 10)> Signal the police. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)> Just run, the police will handle the men coming out of the alley.> I know this sounds crazy, but let's fire our guns and attract the police to us. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Current point: 2
>>2492747And if we'd failed one of them we'd be filled with even more bullet holes and potentially died before reaching -3 points. It doesn't make much sense in-character either.
>>2492757> I know this sounds crazy, but let's fire our guns and attract the police to us. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Gotta keep the 4 point streak going
>>2492757>> I know this sounds crazy, but let's fire our guns and attract the police to us. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)4 points, we've got drugs too.
>>2492757> I know this sounds crazy, but let's fire our guns and attract the police to us. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)Gotta keep that streak
>>2492757>> Just run, the police will handle the men coming out of the alley.We have the advantage, keep at it and get out of there.
>>2492757>Just runNo point looking for trouble, and going for 4 points doesn't nets us anything.
>>2492759Yeah I know but i dont want to make a single text wall on a nat 1 so this system is the only one I have for dragged out battle. If you have suggestion, dish it out and I will consider it. Seriously that will do me a lot of favor.
>>2492747>Implying that the dice wouldn't have simply said "go fuck yourself lol" and gave us more shit rolls.>>2492757>[x] I know this sounds crazy, but let's fire our guns and attract the police to us. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points.)NOW would be a good time to risk it.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2492762>>2492763>>2492766>>2492773I know you anons are perfectly aware that failing this will drag this shit longer than it should be but fuck it.
>>2492770Eh, I feel the risk is rel, but beatable. As long as we can swing the numbers in our favour with training/gear it makes sense.
>>2492779Never doubt mooks amazing capability with violence
>>2492770>Yeah I know but i dont want to make a single text wall on a nat 1 so this system is the only one I have for dragged out battle. ISo if a battle goes for too long with too many fails it's possible to die before reaching -3 points?>If you have suggestion, dish it out and I will consider it. Seriously that will do me a lot of favor.Can't really say much besides offering some other ideas. There are varieties of degrees of success. Multiple rolls like Forgotten QM"s, or perhaps some other stats in play. The latter might not be necessary.>>2492781Yeah.Does DC eventually lower or raise if we keep failing or succeeding in one direction over a mission, or go for some less or more risky options?>>2492779Looks like we made it out of this one.
>>2492779"Wha- Wh- Oh fuck it! Why the FUCK not?! Yeah let's see how well this goe-"Before he could complete his sass, I fired my pistol skywards. I then tell Chayton to ditch his weapons in the trash can while I hide mine. We then ran out of the alley while shouting."They have a gun! They have a gun!"The two policemen rushed towards the alley we just exited and more gunshots can be heard. As we bail from the scene, more police cars can be seen rushing towards said location. [Scenario complete]Entering the more refined parts of the city bruised and bloody, we opted for some Starbox coffees before I contact Talon to extract The Good Doctor. After talking over some good hot coffee, Chayton said that he have no qualms on joining Talon, saying that it'll be at least more stable and safe than what he is doing now. Apparently the men chasing us are hitmen sent to kill Chayton for stealing the reward he was cheaten out of.As I reported my success with recruiting Chayton, Sombra announced that I'll be sent along with my newly formed 3 man squad and some operatives to our very first mission. Requesting to be treated out of the bullets in my body, Sombra said that I'll be getting it once I return to HQ.The Tank and the Medic acquired... I think this squad had acquired its back bones and is almost ready for deployment.[TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW, FOR REAL THIS TIME!]
>>2492812Quick question. Will we be able to recruit more members inbetween missions?
>>2492812Oh hell yes. Talon baby, you just got the upgrade of a lifetime.
>>2492821If you're saying we're going to go to another country in the middle of a mission, no. If it's someone that is exceptional enough that you want to convince into joining us, then yes. Yes you can.
>>2492835Nah I mean after we complete a mission.
>>2492835in the middle of the mission that is
>>2492841yes yes you can. More will we be added into the catalog of future squad members while one or two might be removed after every mission.
>>2492847Sounds good to Me, I figured as much for the squad member removal since it sounds like Sidewinder is on a timer before someone succeeds in popping a cap in him.
We should hang out with more overwatch so when they kill us and take off our mask they will get mercy to rez us because of all their bleeding hearts.
>>2492883Bonus points if we live long enough to spout some faux sentimental crap at them when they pull our mask off. Then disregard them with extreme prejudiced when revived.
>>2492913>”Bridgette... Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?”
>>2492913"I... I do think those pants make you look fat..."
>>2492920>Oh man, I feel like a million dollars!>What? Who are you again?
>>2492930>I... wasn't asking...>Just an observation.
>>2492978>"Your waifu... a shit, Seeker... shiiiiiiiiiiiit."
>>2492992>And you're rhymes are all whack.
So how long do we wait before we call Brigitte?
>>2493029>she is conveniently at every place we are to stop our ops sje dosnt make that connection and we go on a date after every mission.
>>2493029Let's fuck up something to do with Overwatch then call her.
>>2493029Probably wouldn't hurt after we get a medical check up in case there's some fancy side effects to the super crack powers our Doc has. Or after we're done with our mission.
>We're there to console her every time. Feel alittle bad but its ok this is the most attention a girl gas given us.
>>2493029Either call her now or delete her number.Sombra will find out, if she hasn't already - and when that happens it's only a matter of time until she uses it against us. And if Talon finds out we've been calling Overwatch from the base we're boned - so only ever call her from out in the field.
>>2493074only if we entered her number in our phone.
>>2493074Just gotta spin it that we're infiltrating the enemies. Even if we don't know they are, and hell if they realize we don't know that they'll spare us because A:we aren't maliciously screwing over our organization andB:we have an in on an Overwatch operative
>>2493074>>2493093Guise we use our autism to remember her number and burn it. So long as we didn't enter it into our phone we should be good.All she did was write it down on paper.
>>2493093O P S E C
>>2493106Also only use dummy phones to call. We can let sombra-san know about us.
>>2493107>>2493114What if we let Sombra know before hand so she can orchestrate our boning of Overwatchoperatives.
>>2493114We'd probably have to get new ones after every mission, or meeting that comes into contact with Sombra.
>>2493120Hmmm this is also a really good plan.>>2493157Yeah every time we call we would have to break the phone and drop it down a sewer or somthing.
>>2493221The thing is we don't yet know she's with Overwatch, so how we find out about that will decide how we handle it.
>>2493259We still dont want sombra thinkin we mirin on some non talon girl.
>>2493259It wasn't outright said, but I mean, cmon, I think we'd have at least heard of a giant German man by the name of Reinhardt, who also happens to have been recalled to "A certain peacekeeping group" he was originally a part of, which apparently puts out missions like hunting notorious criminals. It doesn't take a genius to put it together.
>>2493284We are not that intelligent, unless DR says otherwise we don't know it.>>2493274Does she really care or is she just an incourageable tease? Personally I think she's a cuckqueen who gets off on watching our lame ass dominate quality babes.[/spoiler
>>2493324As much as I'd like it to be this, she's probably just building mook up because it pisses someone off and once slim either does or isn't annoying to whomever she'll move on to the next one.
>>2492812"Your goal is simple. Capture Stefano Giacobbe, Vialli's ex-right hand man. Stefano is hiding in his mansion at Rialto. This man possess physical copy of sensitive information about Talon and had been trying to blackmail us into doing his bidding. We shall show him that Talon is not to be taken lightly of."With the orders given, me, Maw, and Chayton Ashkii alongside 10 other operatives got into our vehicle and headed for our target. Luckily this time, I'm not squeezed in like sardines as there are only Maw and Chayton in this truck with me. Can't say the same for those 10 operatives on the other truck. When the clock strikes at 2 in the morning, when the roads area ll but as quiet as the grave, our vehicle roared through and ran over the gate. Stopping in the courtyard, alerting all of the guards present outside of the mansion, we immediately got out, ready for combat. A massive firefight ensues between the guards and Talon operatives. A few of our operatives fell, but not killed, thanks to The Good Doctor. Maw, now having armor plating on almost every inch of his body and a sick arm blade, just wrecks shit up, being almost bulletproof. Setting up position, the remaining operatives stayed back to hold off the guards outside while we breach the mansion. What kind of order should I give Chayton and Maw?> Chayton Ashkii> Follow me into the mansion.> Tell him to stay back, taking half of the still healthy operatives with me.> Maw> Follow me into the mansion.> Tell him to stay back, taking half of the still healthy operatives with me.
>>2496160> Chayton Ashkii>> Tell him to stay back, taking half of the still healthy operatives with me.> Maw>> Follow me into the mansion.The doc can keep the mooks guarding our exit alive and fighting. We can demonstrate how to Mook rather than mook. Maw can wreck anything that's actually dangerous to our feeble Mook body.
>>2496160>Chayton>> Follow me into the mansion.>Maw> Follow me into the mansion.Let's see how well we do as a squad on our first mission, the mooks can hold the exit doors for us.
>>2496160>Chayton>> Tell him to stay back, taking half of the still healthy operatives with me.>Maw> Follow me into the mansion.This should be fine. Medic hangs back, and keeps the mooks covering the entrance healthy, we take the big angry bionic beast inside and wreck shit.
>>2496253Support, make sure to take a important looking guy or two alive for the doktor to analterrorgate.
>>2496160I suggest we make sure to keep a perimeter around the mansion, so Stefano doesn´t escape.>Chayton AshkiiRemain with most of the operatives, taking care of the wounded and ensuring noneescape the mansion.>MawGet a few operatives with us and storm the mansion alongside him. Let´s make some noise.
might not be any update today. Have this meme instead.
>>2496743>Slim JimYo what?
>>2496743Do we shock our enemies with our social ineptness though?Can we shock our way into Widowmaker-sama's heart?
So wait--this quest is sort of a soft crossover with the other Overwatch Quest? I've seen Seeker's name being tossed around in boht this and the previous thread.
>>2496799It started as a parody, yes, and now the QM is too deep into the shitpost to get out.
>>2496757wew, switched slim shady with slim jim. Here's the fixed version. Also social link with squad mates soon.>>2496799Yup. I got Ravenking's permission for using seeker and his OWQ universe. Mook wants revenge against Seeker who almost killed him on his first mission. This quest is set in the future as Doomfist, Moira, and Brigitte haven't made an appearance yet in OWQ, starting where Doomfist's prison breakout start. >>2496811And as this guy had said, I went too deep into the shitpost and it turned into an actual serious quest.
>>2496817aaaaaaaaaaaaand I still find a way to fuck it up.>>2496253>>2496288>>2496725I told Chayton to stay back and help the other operatives hold back any guards trying to enter the mansion as we storm it, taking some of our still healthy fighting force along with me. Maw charged open the mansion's door like nothing. The whole place is in utter chaos now with guards stationed inside the house rush towards the entrance, only to find a black steel behemoth standing in the doorway. Try as they might, none of their bullets could pierce Johann's stalwart defense. The guards finally ran out of bullets in their assault rifles, and the stationary behemoth finally moved. With one swing, a few men were cut in half, cleaved by the violent augmented monster they are facing. Me and other operatives wipe clean the remaining guards left standing. Climbing up the mansion, we face more resistance and blockades, but all fall easily under our feet. Finally we burst open into what seemed to be a chairman's office, complete with the book racks lining up along the wall, the giant portrait, mahogany desk, such and such.A short old man cowers within this room, still in his night garments. "W-what are you doing! Stay away from me, or y-y-you'll regret it!"This is our target, Stefano Giacobbe. Cowardly, just like Vialli.> And why is that, old man?> Not as much as you'll be for crossing Talon!> Is empty threats all you have Mr. Giacobbe?
>>2496821>> Is empty threats all you have Mr. Giacobbe?Time to bite off more than we can chew!
fixed for real this time
>>2496821Just stuff this cunt in a fucking bag and leave.No time for any bullshit.
>>2496830>>2496831"We've got no time to waste. Operatives stuff this guy's head in a bag and let's drag him out of here."Actually ordering other faceless mooks feels badass actually, especially when your mooks look the part for the henchmen of an evil organisation. "W-what?! No! Stay away! I know men who will turn Talon upside down with the info I have! Just one click of my phone and-""Yeah, I don't think so Mr. Broccoli. I've hacked every communication device in this building. You've got nobody to call for help now..."Sombra's voice emits through Gicobbe's phone, her trademark purple skull appearing on the screen."EEEEK! No! Please! Get away from me!", Stefano Giacobbe shrieked as operatives bagged and tied him up."Mr. Giacobbe. Where you are going, we will make you think of hell as a sweeter salvation....", Maw taunts the captured man.A muffled "NO!" can be heard, but we just ignore it as we dragged him out of the mansion. Signaling the men that it's time to go, we all get into our respective vehicles, and move out. The firefight obviously attracted law enforcement who do not dare to step into the battlefield, along with civilians standing behind police border. I left my squad's truck door open as our trucks ran through police barricade, giving a two finger salute to a child watching us escape. When we've gone far enough, we can hear a massive explosion back there, no doubt the work of Sombra leveling the mansion to the ground.---------------------(Scenario Begin!)5 hours later, back at HQ, our interrogation start with Chayton, me and Maw (now without the additional augment) in the room. Our aim is to discover any additional physical copies of the data and who else that knows of it."You won't get anything out of me! You kill me and I'll take the secrets to the grave!", Stefan said as the bound Stefan tries to struggle his way out of his strapped chair."We shall see Mr. Giacobbe.... I've seen many men boasting like you. None of them kept that attitude in the end.", Chayton said as he pulled over his "medical equipments".(DC 10)> Ask Chayton to use stronger doses. (-1 DC, failure adds 2 counter points)> Have Chayton do his work. > Have Maw break something (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)Current Pts.: 0Current C. Pts.: 0(This is a small rework of the scenario system. Failure adds to counter points instead of deducting points. If points reach 4, scenario is successful. If counter points reach 4, scenario is failed. This is to avoid getting back and forth from success to failures and scenarios becoming wayyyy too dragged out. I only have so much action scenes I can think of.)
>>2496848> Have Chayton do his workWe're gonna code name him Doctor Dre. Maw will be Obi Trise.
>>2496848>> Have Chayton do his work.Let's let the professional do his work, see if he was worth a jaunt through Detroit.
>>2496848>> Have Chayton do his work.He knows what he's doing.>>2496848>(This is a small rework of the scenario system. Failure adds to counter points instead of deducting points. If points reach 4, scenario is successful. If counter points reach 4, scenario is failed. This is to avoid getting back and forth from success to failures and scenarios becoming wayyyy too dragged out. I only have so much action scenes I can think of.)This works.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2496855>>2496857 rolling
>>2496861"Let me tell you why they call me "The Good Doctor", Mr. Gicobbe..."Whipping out a syringe, he injected a substance into Stefan's neck."It's because I'm really fucking good at my job.""W-wha! What did you just injected into me?! AAAGH! You've just stabbed me!""What are you saying Mr. Gicobbe? I'm just poking your skin with this needle, is all."True to his words, Chayton indeed is just poking Gicobbe's skin with a surgical needle. Is Stefan's pain reception somehow heightened?"Now, the real show is about to begin."Chayton picked up a scalpel and with amazing precision, cut a perfect square of Stefan's skin off his arm. Stefan of course screamed, even louder as Chayto starts prodding at the bleeding exposed flesh."This is just a taste of what I can do to you, Mr. GIcobbe. Spill it all out now and we can all excuse ourselves off this inconvenience.""N-never!"Looks like the man needs more convincing.(DC 11)> Increased dosage. Now! (-1 DC, failure adds 2 counter points)> Go at it again Chayton.> Have Maw break something (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)
>>2496863>> Go at it again Chayton.This is only the beginning.
>>2496863>> Have Maw break something (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)Maybe just pull out a fingernail or something.
>>2496863> Increased dosage. Now! (-1 DC, failure adds 2 counter points)I don't want to risk rolling a 10.
>>2496863> Go at it again Chayton.Let's see him do his work. This is his show now.
Can we start rapping in the background about all the ways we're gonna fuck Gicobbe up and how doomed he is?
>>2496872Oh, backing this too. Our spaghetti will aide in interrogations. We make people feel so uncomfortable by proxy that they tell us everything.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2496864>>2496869 aight rolling
>>2496884Corncob has some fight in him after all. Guess what they say about old men in professions where you usually die young is true.
>>2496886>>2496872>>2496873"Go at it again Chayton.""My pleasure. Say, Mr. Gicobbe, how often you visit the dentist these days?"That's all that was said by Chayton before he positioned his fingers on Stefan's mouth. As Chayton is preparing his next session of Talon interrogation fun time, I decided to rap about how fucked Stefan is."Stefan he tried to gain more wealth like a skeezer,Tryna sell Talon out, like a weasel,He's a fool for messing with the best of,Talon, now he's strapped on the chair, waiting to be- uh,Sawed off, sliced and diced like an animal,Shouting in pain, his punishment, supercritical-"As I was laying my sick freestyle, I knocked Chayton's hand off Stefans face. I also accidentally made Chayton drop some of his meds, now on the ground in the form of shattered syringes and puddles of chemicals."God damnit Slim!""...sorry.""O-oh... thank god.", Stefan said in relief.I wouldn't rest easy that fast if I were you Mr. Gicobbe...> Just double the meds and make this quick! (-1 DC, failure adds 2 counter points)> Continue, Chayton.> Enough with intimidations. Let's get physical! (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)Current Pts.: 1Current C. Pts.: 1
>>2496895>> Enough with intimidations. Let's get physical! (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)Just fuck me up senpai
>>2496895Alright, not only does our flow fucking SUCK, we can't rhyme for shit. > Just double the meds and make this quick! (-1 DC, failure adds 2 counter points)Confess damn you.
>>2496848>(This is a small rework of the scenario system. Failure adds to counter points instead of deducting points. If points reach 4, scenario is successful. If counter points reach 4, scenario is failed. This is to avoid getting back and forth from success to failures and scenarios becoming wayyyy too dragged out. I only have so much action scenes I can think of.)Are there any additional penalties or benefits to reaching -/+ 5 points?
>>2496895What's the DC?
> Enough with intimidations. Let's get physical! (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)>>2496895It is literally the best option to take every time.
>>2496949It's so clearly not though. It's DR who rolls, and he rolls ONCE so the chances of failure are huge. Plus the DC is fucking 12, and we have no modifier. If we FAIL, that's 2 counter points added, which makes the score three, meaning we only have one chance not to fuck up.
>>2496895>> Enough with intimidations. Let's get physical! (+1 DC, success adds 2 points)>>2496962Failure only adds one counter point if it's the +1 DC roll.>>2496895>> Just double the meds and make this quick! (-1 DC, failure adds 2 counter points)Give him the meds.
>>2496968I think we gain +1 counter point whenever we fail, +2 if we choose easy. Third option still best option
>>2496973That's how it works, it's in the description.
>>2496976Check>>2496848(This is a small rework of the scenario system. Failure adds to counter points instead of deducting points. If points reach 4, scenario is successful. If counter points reach 4, scenario is failed. This is to avoid getting back and forth from success to failures and scenarios becoming wayyyy too dragged out. I only have so much action scenes I can think of.)
>>2496977Yes, that's what I meant.>>2496968>Failure only adds one counter point if it's the +1 DC roll.Meant one additional counter point.
>>2496978>>Failure only adds one counter point if it's the +1 DC roll.>>2496978I realized I phrased that poorly on both occasions.
>>2496978>>2496979Ah, ok yeah. Basically there is no reason to ever pick the middle option.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2496907>>2496949 I forgot to add the dc because I accidentally wiped a whole complete update and have to write it again. the DC is 10. Also >>2496980, I'll try to add more risk to the 3rd options next thread so there is a reason to ever pick the middle with with no negatives or positives.
>>2496993"Enough with silly intimidations, Ashkii. Let's show Mr. Stefan what it really means to cross us.", Johann said, pushing the doctor away."Fine, if you think you can do my job better than me, you're welcome to try!", The Good Doctor said, as he proceed to sulk in the corner.Holding Stefan's head and directing his view towards the Italian man's hand, Maw starts to talk."Look here Mr. Gicobbe. I want you to count from one to three, okay?""Y-yes... one... tw- AAAGHHHHH!"Maw broke one of Stefan's fingers while he was counting, bending it 180 degrees back."Mr. Gicobbe.... i ask you to do something so simple, and yet you still fail to do so. No wonder we can catch you this easily. Now do it again.""O-one..... two.... thr- AAAAGHHH!"Another finger is broken."You're almost there, Mr. Gicobbe. Try again.""ONETWOTHREEAAAAGHHH! PLEASE! STOP!""There you go, Mr. Gicobbe. See? it's not that hard!", Maw said, both to Stefan and the still sulking Chayton."Will you cooperate now, Mr. Gicobbe?", I asked him."Please, let me go-hohohoh....."Looks like he's not ready yet. One last push maybe?(DC 1q)Score: 3Counter Score: 1Fuck it, no multiple choices. Anons, you roll now. First 3 rolls' average vs the DC. Go.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2497012Doing averages will probably make everything suck DR, but it’s your quest.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2496993>>2497012>Fuck it, no multiple choices. Anons, you roll now. First 3 rolls' average vs the DC. Go.>>2497014You see, DR is experimental, much like Maw.Is it possible to stop rolling before the limit once we're satisfied?>>2497012>(DC 1q)A new class of DC?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2497012
>>2497022its 12, fucking hell me....
oh god im tired and its 0031. Can we wrap this up tomorrow?
>>2497045We better get something good.
Just finished reading through everything and its been pretty funWhat's up with our character though?Sometimes he's a comically inept clutz who's spaghetti as fuck Other times he's serious, villanous, and actually badassFeels like a weird flip floppy thing
>>2498623Sometimes the 'tism takes him
>>2498623He's literally a sterotypical mook who gets lucky when it matters. Also he's a meme chewing sperg but that comes with the territory.That's really all there is to it for a basis.
>>2498623He's what a 4chan shitposter would be like with military training and a bit of a sadistic streak.
>>2498623Think of a severe split personality disorder, and imagine for a moment you gave it a gun let it play all of MGS. That's Slim. He's like Doppio from JJBA but SO much worse, cause his luck affects his personality and his decisions.HE'S LITERALLY QUEST DICE MADE FLESH.It's the worst thing to ever walk the earth. God help us all.
>>2498747 You're saying ti like it's a bad thing :^)))))))>>2497014>>2497022>>2497029"Looks like you need one last convincing, Mr. Gicobbe!", I said cracking my fist."Maw, stand back. Imma have Stefano here taste my one-two."Complying, Maw retreated to the sidelines as I ready my fist."Nonono-"Ignoring Stefan's pleas, I start to pummel his face. This continues for a minute or so before Chayton stopped me."Slim you idiot! Stop!"A little bit puzzled by Chayton stopping me, I realized that Mr. Gicobbe's face now is swollen beyond recognitin. He's fainted too by the looks of it. Chayton angrily resuscitated the old man. Stefan's speech now is severely slurred due to the beating he just received.Let's do this again....> Haste makes waste. Slow and steady.... (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round)> Alright Chayton. Your turn again.> Back to mindless violence, Maw! (+1 DC, success adds 2 score, failure additionally subtracts 1 score.)Alright, now there's a real risk to picking the 3rd option.
>>2499492DC 12Current Score: 3Counter Score: 2
>>2499492What if we let the doc just patch him up, and heal him, before working him over again in a day or two so we don't kill him? Gotta give him some hope, and a out so hes more willing to talk.
>>2499492> Alright Chayton. Your turn again.The doctor will see you now...
>>2499492>> Haste makes waste. Slow and steady.... (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round)>>2499516I'm assuming we just don't have time to do this or else we would.
>>2499492> Haste makes waste. Slow and steady.... (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round)
>>2499492>> Haste makes waste. Slow and steady.... (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round)
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2499529>>2499538>>2499540>>2499547dc 12(-2) then. crossing my fingers so i can wrap up this thread.
>>2499572"Alright, I'll take it from here. Get out of my office, you two!", Chayton said as he pushed me and Maw out of the room.Seeing as there is nothing else for us to do, me and Maw retired for the day while waiting for Chayton to finish his work. The next day, Gicobbe finally is ready to divulge his infos to us. When we came, he various laceration across his veins and arteries are discovered. He also looked skinnier than the before. Shivering, looking down whenever The Good Doctor looks at him, we could only wonder what happened to him yesterday as we are too busy (read: lazy) to look into the security recordings. Chayton however is the opposite, looking real proud with his work. The rest are handled by other agents, both for extracting information and disposing of Stefan.And that marks the end for the first mission assigned to my newly formed squad. Not bad to be honest. I can cozy up with my team, they're swell enough guys to be friends with. Johann Strauss, calm yet ruthless and Chayton Ashkii, the meticulous and no nonsense doctor. More will be joining our ranks soon, but I wonder if their morality, or lack off, align with us?At that moment though, I remembered my meeting with the cheery brunette girl I met in Stuttgard, Brigitte Lindholm. I still have the number she wrote in my room. She would be horrified to know what I on day to day basis. But still..... Should I call her now?> Yes> Maybe later> Never
>>2499591> YesWhat could go wrong?
>>2499591>> Yesthis sounds like a great overarching plot desu
>>2499591At least once a day
>>2499591>> YesWould wanna find a line that can be traced back to here though.
>>2499597>>2499598>>2499611>>2499616>>2499624>>2499627I decided that I'll give Brigitte a call, but I must first make sure I'm calling her on a separate line. Asking Chayton to drive me to the city, a bit further from HQ, he whined about how he's the doctor, not my chaperone. After some persuading, he finally agreed to help me. Venice is a beautiful city. Too bad I can't speak spaghetti. Luckily Chayton can and we go to a tech store and bought a cheap phone. Along with it, we registered a new number. This shall be the phone I'll be calling Brigitte with. I hope Sombra don't go digging with it. Better tell her not to the next time I got the chance.Doc drove back to HQ ahead of me since I said I want to walk along the canal and enjoy the view. It's late in the evening and the sun is about to set. With the numbers dialed, I waited eagerly for her to answer."Hello, who is this?", a woman's voice answered. Sounds familiar, but not Brigitte's."Hello, I am looking for uh... Brigitte Lindholm. Is she there.""Oh, Brigitte, hon? Sure, let me pass this on to her. Brigitte, someone's calling you!"After a minute or so, another voice came out of the other side of the line. I'm sure it is Brigitte now."Yes, this is Brigitte Lindholm speaking, who is this?"> Marshall Mathers> Slim Shady> Make her guess
>>2499683> Marshall Mathers
>>2499683>> Matthew Mathers
>>2499683>> Marshall Mathers
>>2499683>> Slim Shady
>>2499683>> Marshall MathersSo do we have a strategy of any sort in case we actually come to direct blows with any of the named members of Overwatch? Way we are right now specced I don't think we'd do that bang-up of a job by our lonesome--maybe with the rest of our party alongside, but by our lonesome we'd get pasted by everyon except maybe Mercy if she doesn't ult and starts flying around like a Living Saint.
>>2499841get extra zesty pasta sauce and spill it on the ground, trip up tracer. Then spill Pasta on her as we apologise. If mercy comes to aid, the extra zestyness will cause her to pass out.
>>2499859And what about the Doritos gremlin that only subsists on aforementioned corn chips, Mountain Dew of various flavors, and dank Internet memes?
>>2499882Nah dude, that's the meme version of her. She at least has a bit of variety in her diet, SOME kimchi and shit.
>>2499882We shall begin a combined shitposting/raiding/stream sniping campaign, then we start trolling while in combat, THEN we start our own stream.
>>2499915>Unknowingly raiding her stream alongside seeker>Two mortal enemies teaming up for a greater cause
>>2499948Make it happen OP
>>2499915>>2499948>>2500051>>2500103It'll happen as per you anons' requests, but in the next thread maybe. Remind me later :^)>>2499687>>2499691>>2499726>>2499785>>2499841"It's me Marshall Mathers. We met back in Stuttgard in the diner? You made me cry and-""Oh god, it's you! I thought you've for gotten about me, seeing as you did not contact me after a couple of days.""Oh sorry about that. My uh.... work.... is keeping me busy. I'm always on the road remember? After my latest assignment, I quickly try to contact you.""Yeah.... thank you for actually remembering me. I need someone I can confide in. You know... say things that I just can't share with my teammates ."I kept silent and let her continue."Y'know.... I just felt like I'm not good enough, that I am holding everybody back with my inexperience. Sometimes I find myself way too ahead of everybody and get caught, sometimes I'm too slow to react to situations. But there is this one lady we call Mercy. Miss Mercy's really is amazing, flying across the battlefield, healing and protecting us, like a real angel from the heavens.... oh no! Look at me ramble and talk. You must be bored.""Not really. Lay it all on me. Even if it's heavy, I'm used to taking huge load.""....""...."".....anyway! Marshall! What kind of job do you have? You said it takes you around a lot, but what is it really?"> Truth> Half truth> Lie> Evade the question
>>2500371>Half truth>”I’m a freelance security consultant, and I occasionally wander into the more offensive side of my line of work...pray tell Brigitte you never did tell me what exactly you do with that... paramilitary organisation you mentioned...”
>>2500402I'd be fine with this
>>2500402Yeah, this works. Doesn’t let on that we’re a terrorist, while not being a lie.
>>2500402>>2500405>>2500440>>2500452"I work as a freelancer in the security department and I just recently landed a job in an organisation. Occasionally my work tend to lead me into the more.... offensive side of this type of career. My client also demands me to protect their interest in many different places so that's why i travel a lot.""....that sounds really vague.... and highly illegal Marshall.""Hey, if I'm being vague, then you're being secretive. What did you say again about your mentor being recalled into a paramilitary peacekeeping group that went around apprehending criminals outside of the law and you tagging along?""Alright, alright. Nothing but the truth from now on. You might not believe it, but I'm working in the newly reformed Overwatch. You know, the one that just disbanded like.... 9 years ago? My mentor is that big old man you met back at the diner. His name is Reinhardt. He used to be in Overwatch but is forced to retire when he reached 50 years of age. They pushed him out and now they want to take him back. But now I understand this is no the old Overwatch. It's like Lena said, this world need more heroes!""Well I'm happy you're getting used to your new posse. As for me, I'm just hired muscle really. You know, dragging people from places they aren't supposed to be and place them where they should, things like that. Nothing interesting really.""Well I'll take your word on that then. Hey, call me again sometimes okay. It feels relaxing knowing that even if I'm at my worst, there's always somebody willing to lend their ears. Well, not like my teammates wouldn't want to land their ears, its just I don't want them to worry you know?""Uh huh. I feel you Brigitte. I'll try to call you everyday if I can.""I would appreciate that. Oh damn! I gotta go! Hear back from you later!"With the line abruptly cut, I stood by the borders of the canal, realizing that the sun had set, and the streetlamps were already lit. Overwatch huh? Well I'm not exactly lying nor am I denying what I do is highly illegal. I wonder if one day I will have to face Brigitte, not that she'll know it's me. Will I be able to fight her then? Leaving this question unanswered, I caught a taxi and head on back.[THREAD 2 END]
>>2500625Thanks for running Red
>>2500625You did good Red.Sperg Hard. Die Hard.We STuGs fo'Lyfe.
>>2500625know when next session will be?