>>2487372

>Hell yeah, let's ride

>>2487372
>Hell yeah, let's ride
>Try to sound cool, but fail miserably.

>>2487391
+1

>>2487377
Let's try to not spill our spaghetti.

>>2487372
>Hell yeah, let's ride
>Spill the spaghet

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>>2487377
>>2487391
Player votes kinda slow today so ill just have to make do with what i have

Getting called "Mook" aside, riding a cool hovercycle with a chick while wearing a really expensive suit? \

"Hell yeah I will!"

I then jumped over the hovercycle, hoping to land my ass perfectly on the passenger's seat. Unfortunately, instead of landing on my ass, it was my face that landed first, on the ground that is. Luckily, I managed to hold my body from hitting the ground too, saving my beautiful suit from harm. Sombra laughed her ass off at me. Jerk. I quickly wore the helmet given to me to save myself from further humiliation.

"Oh boy! You're a load of fun. I knew choosing you was the right decision. Now, hold tight!"

Before I could give a response to that statement, the hovercycle speeds off onward. My left hand is holding the briefcase given to me earlier while my right clings to Sombra's waist. This would have been an exciting experience for me had it not for Sombra's driving. I swear to god we almost hit 5 separate vehicle in the span of 1 minute!

We managed to reach a small airport without a scratch however and as I exit the hovercycle, I can't even feel my feet for a minute or two. The following flight however is pretty relaxing as I'm going alone this time. Sombra said she will contact me when I reach my destination. The plane lifts off from venice to Numbani, "City of Harmony", where omnics and humans lived together without any problems. I wonder what kind of assignment I'm about to do there?

After the flight and as I entered the airport, I immediately received a call from Sombra.

"Hey Mook! You're at Numbani now right? Now before anything, I would like to explain that you're sent here to prove yourself that your recent achievements are not merely luck, so I suggested Doomfist to send YOU for this job. First of all, go inside that elevator near you. Then, open your briefcase."

Complying with the Sombra's orders, I entered said elevator that opened as soon as I approached it. Opening the briefcase, inside it contains body armor, ballistic mask, a sub machine gun, a pistol, ammunition and ample supply of explosives accompanied by what looked like a large explosive charge....

Your mission today is to create as much havoc as you can so that the local law enforcement will all pile up on you, and escape of course. Your escape vehicle is on standby. Be as loud as you can before booking it. Minimal or maximum civilian casualty and infrastructure damage, you decide! The reason for this is because we need you to distract the policias without calling in Overwatch's attention. Remember Mook, no Talon."


>[] Maximum casualty, minimum infrastructure damage. Let the bodies hit the floor.

>[] Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.

>[] Maximum casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. No Talon.

god i need to proofread my updates

>>2487413
>>[] Maximum casualty, minimum infrastructure damage. Let the bodies hit the floor.

>>2487413
>[] Maximum casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. No Talon.

>>2487413
>>[] Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.
Buildings can be rebuilt. People can't and Doomfist can rule Numbani afterwards.

>>2487413
>[] Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.
Nothing’s going to make it easier to lure them in then a bunch of obvious destroyed property.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2487428
>>2487433
Finally. Rolling

>>2487447
Well, that’s subpar.

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>>2487447

"Alright then, demolition it is. Get ready Mook, as soon as the elevator's open, the assistance I can give to you will be severely limited."

The elevator descends, stopping at the ground floor of the airport. By now I' sport the an imposing visage, fully armed and ready to rock. As the elevator opened, the crowds start to become wary. Fortunately, even before the elevator door opened I've already readied my smoke gre-

"BOOM!"

Fuck. That was a frag grenade. The whole building is in panic as corpses, viscera and omnic parts splattered and scattered across the ruined marble floor of the building. The airport's security responded immediately, a number of armed personnel rushed towards the ground floor.

Me? I'm-

"Blarghhhhh...", oh god that was nasty....

Oh yeah, the mission. The airport security are still searching for those responsible for this ruckus among the terrorized civilians. Using this to my advantage, I took the first couple of shots, killing one and wounding two other. They could not return fire as there are too much civilian around me to do so.

"Mooooook..... The popo's on their way now~ If you don't get a move on, I can't guarantee you'll ever see Miss Widowmaker again~", Sombra said lazily across the comm.

Oh fuck, yeah. This amount of chaos won't be enough to even warrant the whole city's police to chase me. Rushing out of the airport among the panicked civilians, i ponder my choices.

(DC 9)

>[] Move through the interconnected buildings of Numbani. I can still do considerable amount of damage while evading the police.

>[] Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)

>[] Hijack a car and start creating havoc on vehicle. I won't be able to damage more buildings, but the police are sure as hell gonna have a tougher time catching up. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points instead of 1)

(So the rolling system is gonna be like this, players choose the next course of action while I roll. Do you want higher DC for more points or lower DC with the risk of even lower rolls deducting even more points. What do points do? Simple. Every success gives you 1-2 points and every failure deducts 1-2 points depending on you choice. Get to 3 point to successfully complete a scenario like this. Reaching -3 points means you will FAIL a scenario. The consequence of failure varies from one scenario to another. On this one? DEATH. Choose wisely anons, and may the dice god favor Mook today.)

Current point: 0

>>2487500
>] Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)

>>2487500
>[] Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)
No risk no reward

>>2487500
Oof, well, no Robin Hood for us after liquifying a bunch of civilians. We really need to label those grenades are something. Or maybe switch their casings around? Who knows.
>[] Move on foot as I throw grenades at nearby buildings. I'm gonna risk the police catching up to me so I can do more damage. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)
Let’s be ballsy, why not, 50/50 chance of success.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2487504
>>2487505
>>2487510

Let's be daring shall we?

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>>2487511

>>2487511
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes.

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>>2487511

Why the fuck not. Let's fill our atrocities committed for the day quota shall we?

As aside from my ballistic mask, it's easy to hide myself among the fleeing crowd. The SMG on my hand is small enough to be mistaken for a bag or book. Following the largest wave of crowds, I avoided incoming police cars. The surveillance camera around me seem to malfunction as I moved onward, no doubt the work of my hacker partner. She made it all look so easy though as I can hear her chugging water and eating chips all this time.

Finally, after the crowd reached considerable distance from the airport, I take it as my cue to begin. Without warning, I sprayed my SMG towards the window of a cafe before throwing a frag grenade in it, no doubt killing whoever's left. The civilians who were so busy trying to flee danger now found themselves in close quarters with their attacker, further nurturing the chaos engulfing this place. Some brave soul, both human and omnic, tried to stop me seeing as I am alone. They however, are brutally put into place. I then resume my job of fragging more building and occasionally shooting fleeing civilians.

"Hey Mook good job out there! By now most of the city's police force are coming to your area. They have no accurate report of the number of assailants but the amount of damage and destruction you created is enough to warrant their full attention. The escape vehicle is coming for you so hold on alright?", Sombra said, much to my relief. This gig is gone for too long already.

>[] Another fragged building and shot civilian won't hurt.

>[] Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)

>[] Let's play it safe and lay low. Don't wanna push our luck now. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points instead of 1)

Current point: 2

>>2487543
What’s the DC?

>>2487543
>>[] Another fragged building and shot civilian won't hurt.
We don't want spec Ops on our ass, do we?

>>2487543
>>2487545
Oh shit yeah the DC. Fuck me i'm so forgetful.

DC 10

>>2487543
>[] Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)
Ahhhh, who cares. Whatever the DC is we may as well add “Cop Killing” to our atrocity bingo card for the day.

>>2487500
>(So the rolling system is gonna be like this, players choose the next course of action while I roll. Do you want higher DC for more points or lower DC with the risk of even lower rolls deducting even more points. What do points do? Simple. Every success gives you 1-2 points and every failure deducts 1-2 points depending on you choice. Get to 3 point to successfully complete a scenario like this. Reaching -3 points means you will FAIL a scenario. The consequence of failure varies from one scenario to another. On this one? DEATH. Choose wisely anons, and may the dice god favor Mook today.)
What happens if we go beyond 3 points?

>>2487571
We probably get put on all the watchlists ever.

>>2487571

You can find out if you want to. Where's the fun in telling you that straight away?

:^^^^^^^)

>>2487574
>>2487573
>>2487562
>>2487543
>mookevenfurtherbeyond.png
It's time to go even further beyond.
>[] Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)

>>2487543
>[] Let's set up a "parting gift" with Numbani before we go. (+1 DC, success awards 2 points instead of 1)
Time to be the mookiest mook to ever mook.

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2487562
>>2487582
>>2487584

Rolling. This is the future you choose anon.

>>2487590
Just beat the dc

>>2487590
Mmmmm, feels good man. We gon get a promotion at this rate.

>>2487500
>On this one? DEATH.
Death from the cops or our bosses?

>>2487590
>hqdefault.jpg
GrandDragonQM, is that you?

>1 above DC.
>>2487599
Man, I wonder where I competence went the first mission.

>>2487621
Too much Widowmaker sama exposure, I guess.

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>>2487590

Indeed, after a whole day in Numbani, it would be a shame to not leave a parting gift. A final mark for Numbani to remember me for. Now let's see what I have.....

Out of frags, damn...

SMG? Yeah, no.

That leaves me with the.....

OH

YES

--------------------

"Mook, your vehicle is coming your way. Watch out for a delivery truck, it'll come by any second now."

"Yeah Sombra, just doing some finishing touches.... and done. Alright, tell them to come here no-"

As I said that, a delivery truck, as Sombra had said, came right around the corner. Entering from the back, I shed my currently blood stained and dirty attire and replaced it with this truck's company attire. Sitting down while watching the news on the phone, I saw a news report about how the police are finally at the latest scene of the crime. With a grin, I pressed the detonator for the explosive charge I was supplied with earlier. The on site reporter ,in panic, explained that a sudden explosion, adding more casualties to today's incident. Closing my eyes, I went to sleep after a hard day's work.

---------------------

When I came to, I'm back in a private jet along with the "workers" inside the delivery truck. The flight was quiet as the other operatives refused to talk with each other, either because of today's job being tiresome or too stunned by my sheer competence in slaughtering innocent bystanders. After we land in Venice, I am greeted by Sombra with a smug smile carved upon her face. She looked rather cute actually now that I can look at her more closely, not that I would say it out loud.....

WELL MOVING ON!

Looks like I'll be riding on the hovercycle with her while the other operatives enter the sardine can we call a truck. After what happened today, Sombra's highway etiquette does not shake me as much anymore. Sombra then lead into the HQ's conference room, with Reaper waiting for me. He sat on a chair in the middle of the conference table, facing me and Sombra on the opposite end.

"Now Operative #2314, why do you think I told Sombra to bring you here?"

Oh god my anxiety is taking over me. What do, what do what do?


>[] Answer him seriously

>[] Answer him, but also try to crack a joke to ease up the tension

>[] Answer him, but also boast about the success of today's mission

>>2487673
>[] Answer him seriously
Joking with reaper seems like a good way to end up with some buckshot in your torso.

>>2487673
>>[] Answer him seriously

>>2487673
>>[] Answer him seriously
>Joking with the edgemaster.

>>2487673
>[] Answer him seriously

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>>2487678
>>2487682
>>2487684
>>2487696

(Last update for the night, got class tomorrow.)[/spoile

"To give your assessment on my performance for this mission, sir?", I answered nervously.

"Gosh, look at this little soldier! Settle down Mook, we ain't gonna torture you or something."

Ignoring Sombra, reaper looked at me straight in the eye, well at least I think he is. Hard to see what's inside that mask.

"Let me get this straight, I don't believe you're worth even a second of my attention. I don't believe a single thing you did up to this point is anything but luck....."

Ouch. Right where it hurts.

"Even so..... Sombra seemed to have been pushing for you to be at a higher position, Doomfist liked you enough, Widowmaker.... she's.....neutral, and the other council members find your performance both satisfying and amusing. The fact that you completed a mission meant for a group of operative today too forces me to reconsider Sombra's request, so I'll humor her. Operative #2314, I shall promote you now to the rank of a high ranking agent in Talon. You now have access to much more high quality gears and training, and you shall undertake missions with other agents of the same caliber as Sombra and Widowmaker. But I shall say this only once, failure will not be tolerated. Your promotion is highly undeserved in my eyes and you shall not make me regret it. Understood?"

"Y-yes. Understood Mister.... err.....Sir....Reaper?"

Ignoring my awkward attempt at respect, he simply walked out of the room without even batting at eye on either me or Sombra.

"Well that went well right Mook? So, I think a thank you is long overdue seeing as I am the one who brought you to where you are now~", Sombra said, leaning on my shoulders.

>[] Is Reaper always that tense?

>[] Why are you rooting for me?

>[] Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!

>[] Write in.

>>2487711
ITT: OP spoiler'd the whole post

here it is unspoiler'd

"To give your assessment on my performance for this mission, sir?", I answered nervously.

"Gosh, look at this little soldier! Settle down Mook, we ain't gonna torture you or something."

Ignoring Sombra, reaper looked at me straight in the eye, well at least I think he is. Hard to see what's inside that mask.

"Let me get this straight, I don't believe you're worth even a second of my attention. I don't believe a single thing you did up to this point is anything but luck....."

Ouch. Right where it hurts.

"Even so..... Sombra seemed to have been pushing for you to be at a higher position, Doomfist liked you enough, Widowmaker.... she's.....neutral, and the other council members find your performance both satisfying and amusing. The fact that you completed a mission meant for a group of operative today too forces me to reconsider Sombra's request, so I'll humor her. Operative #2314, I shall promote you now to the rank of a high ranking agent in Talon. You now have access to much more high quality gears and training, and you shall undertake missions with other agents of the same caliber as Sombra and Widowmaker. But I shall say this only once, failure will not be tolerated. Your promotion is highly undeserved in my eyes and you shall not make me regret it. Understood?"

"Y-yes. Understood Mister.... err.....Sir....Reaper?"

Ignoring my awkward attempt at respect, he simply walked out of the room without even batting at eye on either me or Sombra.

"Well that went well right Mook? So, I think a thank you is long overdue seeing as I am the one who brought you to where you are now~", Sombra said, leaning on my shoulders.

>[] Is Reaper always that tense?

>[] Why are you rooting for me?

>[] Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!

>[] Write in.

>>2487711
>[] Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!

Also because he's spaghetti master supreme
>[] U-uh how exactly do you want me to um, thank you?

>>2487711
>[] Write in.
“It’s kind of hard to take him seriously when he’s dressed like an edgelord on Halloween.”

>>2487711
>[] Why are you rooting for me?
I'm expecting either a complete non answer or so that we would owe her and she can call that favor in for something ridiculous.

>>2487714
This.

>>2487714
Supporting

>>2487574
>didn't even link old thread... waiting forever till i miss all the important stuff in the new thread.
>blame all the few anons that do show up.

>>2487413
>>[] Minimal casualty, maximum infrastructure damage. Let's make some noise.

>>2487714
Yes this is a good idea.

>>2487714
this plz

>>2487725
Supporting

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>>2487760
>>2488007
>>2488098
>1 post by this ID
Anon pls

>>2487712
>[] Wait a second, did you just send me in on a group mission alone?!

>>2487714
Supporting

>>2487714
supporting

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>>2487760
>>2488007
>>2488098
>>2488464
>>2488490

>1 post by this ID

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>>2488527
yup, totally not cause this was the first vote I was in, no that would just make too much sense ;)

I seriously hope we're not already gonna shit up the quest with "S-SAMEFAG!" accusations almost right out the gate.
>>2488527
>>2488241

>>2488553
Why not both?
>>2487714
This in spades. Extra points if we actually stutter and go all tsundere on Sombra.

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I'll just take all of the votes cause this is just dialogue choice, why not.


>>2487714
>>2487725
>>2487734
>>2488412
>>2488602


"Wait a fucking second, Sombra. Did Reaper just say I completed a mission meant for a group of operatives? Did you just send me on a group mission alone?! Are you fucking crazy?!"

Wrapping her arms around my neck, her fingers now tracing along the scar on my left eye.

"Oh Mook, I just told you this earlier didn't I? When you're with me...."

Her arms now wrapping even tighter around me...

"....don't fuss over the small stuff~"

The last part was whispered close to my ears. By now my spaghetti is close to spilling out of my pants. I quickly got out of her embrace.

"W-well that's beside t-the point! I d-don't want to find myself b-bleeding on the sidewalk b-because of the "small stuffs"!"

Seeing me stuttering and blushing, Sombra whips out one devilish smile....

"Oh, what is this? Could you perhaps be..... flustered? Never had a girl hold you close like me?"

Laughing her ass off at my social inexperience with the opposite gender, Sombra walked behind me and rest her back against mine.

"This better, Mook?", she asked, the mischievous tone now absent from her voice.

"Y-yes..."

"Alright then, let's lighten up the mood. What should I ask.....oh yeah! Did Reaper intimidate you THAT much?"

"Actually I was trying to NOT crack a joke while answering him. It's tough to take him seriously when he's dressed like an 11 year old edgelord on Halloween!"

"Hahahah! Can't argue with that! But don't let him hear you saying that though."

The atmosphere now is not as tense as before now. I guess having to see eye to eye with her made me nervous. Now, it is like she's not even here, yet I can still feel her presence on my back. Like I'm talking to someone online.....huh.

"By the way, why are you rooting for me, Sombra?", I asked. How will she answer the million dollar question?

"Mook, I could tell you the reason now...."

Sombra lifts her back from mine. When I turn around, she is already walking out of the conference room.

"....but where's the fun in that?", she said turning around, giving me that smug smile I know her for.

"W-wait Sombra! You said you want me to thank you for getting me this far. What kind of.... erm......"thank you" do you want?", I said, fidgeting like a Japanese high school girl.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that! Now close your eyes....."

I can feel her gloved hands holding both of my cheeks, and then....... nothing. After a few seconds when I open my eyes, Sombra's nowhere to be found. Feeling something on my cheeks, I managed to rip off a sticker that have Sombra's skull logo on it. Damn! Bamboozled yet again!

Feeling tired after everything that happened today, I decided to retreat to my room at the resort. The door automatically opens as I approach it. I think we all know by now who's responsible for this. I resigned to my bed without bothering to wash myself up.

[cont]

>>2489008
In the morning, the earpiece that I did not take off before going to sleep starts to emit rather uncomfortable sounds. Then again any sound is uncomfortable for somebody who don't want to wake up. It is followed by Sombra telling me that today's a special day for me. Seeing as I was just recently promoted as a high ranking agent, I can now request special training and help from other high ranking members. Today, three people are willing to train or help[] me.

>[] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)

>[] Train with Sombra (Espionage Training)

>[] Miss Moira, one of the council member wants to meet me (???)

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2489011
Where do I start? They all look so good. I'll roll for My choice.

>>2489017
>>2489011
DOOM TRAIN BABY!
>[X] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)

>>2489011
>>[X] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
>[X] Train with Sombra (Espionage Training)

>>2489011
>[] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
Oh god, our actual handle is going to be Mook isn't it

>>2489052
As Talon is our witness we will be the most lethal minion for any force on earth or under heaven. Even if that must mean that there will be collateral damage.

>>2489011
>>[] Train with Sombra (Espionage Training)

>>2489011
>[X] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
Time to slowly become friends with African war man

>>2489011
>[] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)

We will become the patron saint of mooks.

>>2489093
>patron saint of mooks
But surely this would mean that no matter how hard we train, we'll always job when it counts?

>>2489103
We're the most dangerous expendable with the battle prowess of shock infantry, so probably

>>2489011
>>[] Miss Moira, one of the council member wants to meet me (???)
Mystery box.

>>2489040
Suporting

>>2489011
>[] Miss Moira, one of the council member wants to meet me (???)
mystery meat

>>2489011
>>[] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)
Get them gains.

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>Mook quest
>Aw hell yeah
>We have a face.
>We go by a name rather than a number
Come on, really? Especially considering the autistic goofiness of the character he should have been the kind of mook that never shows his face, the kind of nonsensical mook that never takes off his helmet; sleeping, bathing, smoking and doing everything else with it on, kinda like the stormtroopers in Robot Chicken.
The kind of baka that would wear clothes over it too.

>>2489325
we can be a upgraded mook that wears superior, but cosmetically identical armour to all the other mooks! No one can single us out as a notnormal mook!

sorry my dudes. might not be any update today due to me having assignments to do and still thinking of mook's possible character abilities. stay tuned though and pitch some suggestion if you wan to.

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>>2489345
I’m starting to get a feeling of deja vu...

>>2489011
>[] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)

>>2489011
>>[] Train with Doomfist (Combat Training)

>>2489325
As long as no one important ever sees our face and none of our enemies know our name, or even that there is a singular mook ruining their shit, I'm ok with it. Woulda been better your way but eh, too late.Unless we kill the Talon agents who know us and take control as the Alpharius mook.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2489019
>>2489040
>>2489052
>>2489083
>>2489093
>>2489295
>>2489479
>>2489493

a'ight rolling.

DC 10 to acquire benefits from training.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>2489590
rollin

>>2489593
and I fucked up

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2489590

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>2489590

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>>2489594
>>2489597
I’ve got a famon

>>2489596
>>2489597
Stop rolling you silly billy, the QM rolls here.

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>>2489590

For people who just got into this, I, the QM, will be the one doing the rolling while players do the choices.

(DC failed. Training actually will give dice bonus so succeeding is actually a big deal. You won't die without it though so don't worry.)

To be honest, I'm actually nervous in meeting Doomfist again. I wonder if my achievements up till now actually warrants me to be able to get so close with the guy who basically call the shots in this organisation. I kinda admire him too, being able to keep such a cool head while leading a terrorist group that had really fallen through the years like Talon. Not to mention being a fucking beast on the battlefield. As i enter the training room, I saw Doomfist repeatedly punching and kicking a concrete wall. I would worry if it's anybody else, but now I'm actually more worried if the concrete wall will hold. When he realized I'm in the room, he told me to change to attire more fitting to start training in. When I'm ready, I stepped inside, Doomfist greeted me, congratulating my success in the previous mission.

"I saw your performance in Numbani, operative. I am impressed, to say the least. You have both talent and guts, and I can respect that. Now all that you need is training to polish your talent. Now, take your position, and I shall measure how good you truly are in close quarter combat."

Doomfist took his stance while I took mine. He is clearly disappointed the moment he looked at my footwork. He told me to throw a few punches his way and he promised he will not even block it. Feeling pretty damned confident, I did as I was told and the results was..... undesirable. None of my punches landed on him as Doomfist deftly dodged each one of it without even breaking a sweat. Soon, I am the one who is getting exhausted and he told me to stop. Realizing he have to start from the basics with me, he showed me proper footwork, how to properly throw munch and kicks, countering enemy attacks, etc, etc. By the time we are finished, which felt like ages, I fell down to the ground on my rear, wheezing for air. Doomfist took his leave, saying that if I truly want to advance further than I am, intensive training is needed on my part.

Recovering from this intense training session, I was contacted by Sombra, saying that I should go and pick up new equipment. The missions I'll be assigned to will be more and more difficult as time goes on and I should pick up better toys to work with. Sending a catalog on my phone, she told me to pick one of the suit present in it. She said that I can choose whichever i want and I can change it later if I'm not satisfied.

>[] Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)

>[] Choose Stealth Suit (Light)

>[] Choose Repurposed Crusader Armor (Heavy)

>>2489600
>[] Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)
This is the enhanced mooksuit right?

>>2489600
>>[] Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)
Don't like the stealth penalty but oh well.

>>2489600
>[] Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)
Is this what Dario had on? Or is the babe just a coincidence?

Also do mooks have a standard morning PT equivalent?

>>2489600
>[] Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)
Sounds about right.

>>2489600
>>[] Choose Viper Combat Armor Mk. 2 (Medium)
Mr. Dario's armor.
>>2489606
Sounds like it. It sounds like we have his modified armor on top of additional mods.

>>2489602
>>2489605
>>2489606
>>2489614
>>2489617

"I'll have the Mark 2 Viper armor."

"Oh ho~ Mr. Avenicci's old armor eh? Sentimental much?"

I would have answered that quip had it been anything else. But this one? I'd rather stay silent.

"Alright, alright. I'm sorry. Don't sulk on me now Mook~ I figured you might choose this one regardless if it's that guy's armor or not, seeing as how much of a trooper you are."

"Now, time to choose what you want to kill your enemies with next!"

A different catalog appeared. The list of weapons available area s followed:

Primary weapon:

>[] Viper's Kiss, the shotgun of the late Dario Avenicci. This one fires plasma charged shells which tears thick armor and flesh apart but utterly stomped by EMP shield. Spread reduced so that this shotgun can still preform well in mid range. (One handed/ Two handed)

>[] P-990, a custom SMG that excels in close quarters combat, even more so than it's widely used brother P-900 in the market due to the former's high production cost. Higher rate of fire and light-weight to boot, a suitable weapon for those favoring agility over power. (One handed/ Two handed)

>[] Desert Fox, a sniper rifle belonging to a nameless soldier in the Omnic War. This sniper rifle have considerable higher rate of fire than other sniper rifle at the cost of not being able to use heavy ammunition like tank piercing bullets. (Two handed)

>[] Bane, a custom made assault rifle with more type of rounds and bigger ammo capacity. Not as powerful as Viper's Kiss, not as fast as the P-990 and without the incredible range of the Desert Fox. It sure as hell does everything else better though making it a jack of all trade weapon. (Two handed)

Side weapon:

>[] Combat Dagger

>[] Plasma Axe

>[] Energy Sword

>[] Pistol

Utilities (Pick 2):

>[] Energy Tower Shield (Only if primary is not two handed)

>[] Assorted grenades

>[] Grav pack

>[] Shield Scrambler

>>2489639
Vipers Kiss
Plasma Axe
Shield scrambler
Assorted grenades

Be a close range beast with different grenades for utility.

>>2489639
>[] Viper's Kiss, the shotgun of the late Dario Avenicci. This one fires plasma charged shells which tears thick armor and flesh apart but utterly stomped by EMP shield. Spread reduced so that this shotgun can still preform well in mid range. (One handed/ Two handed)
>[] Energy Sword
>[] Energy Tower Shield (Only if primary is not two handed)
>[] Assorted grenades

>>2489639
>[x] Bane
We're a big guy in our heart.
>[x] Plasma Axe
We're gonna axe them a question and they will tell us no lies.
>[x] Assorted grenades
If there's one thing we've learned is that you should always have a grab bag of candy.
>[x] Shield Scrambler
Fuck Shields.

>>2489639
>[] Bane
We’re completely unremarkable.
>[] Pistol and dagger
Any chance we could take one of each?
>[] Shield Scrambler
Because screw Seeker (And Reinhardt)
>[] Assorted grenades
Because why not.

>>2489666
>>2489655
>>2489650
>>2489648
Now that I think about it, I wonder if we have a MP3 player on our person that we can hook up to the helmet to listen to some good tunes.

I'm still here keeping the score but I have some things to do. Update will come provided I dont feel too sleepy.

>>2489639
>>[] Bane
>[] Combat Dagger
>[] Assortedunlabeled grenades
>[] Grav pack
Good all round combat ability for any situation and the grav pack so we can crazy Ivan better.

>>2489668
I bet we could get Sombra to hook us up with one.We'll have to listen to her playlist though.

>>2489650
I'll go with this.

>>2489650
Supporting
>>2489668
Also supporting.

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>>2489671
>tfw I just want to listen to Africa by Toto while fighting the enemies of Talon.

>>2489639
>>[] Plasma Axe
>>[] Energy Sword
What's the difference?

>>2489685
One's an axe made of plasma, and the other's a sword made of energy. Duh!

>>2489639
>[] Bane, a custom made assault rifle with more type of rounds and bigger ammo capacity. Not as powerful as Viper's Kiss, not as fast as the P-990 and without the incredible range of the Desert Fox. It sure as hell does everything else better though making it a jack of all trade weapon. (Two handed)
>[] Plasma Axe
>[] Grav pack
>>2489685
well to be fair, fighting with an axe is different from fighting with a sword.

Aight, counting from majority vote for each category, here's the ones that won.

Primary Weapon: Bane

Secondary: Plasma Axe

Utility: Shield Scrambler, Assorted Unlabeled Grenades

We can change this later if there is any dissatisfaction but let's go with this one for now shall we?

>>2489639
>[] Bane, a custom made assault rifle with more type of rounds and bigger ammo capacity. Not as powerful as Viper's Kiss, not as fast as the P-990 and without the incredible range of the Desert Fox. It sure as hell does everything else better though making it a jack of all trade weapon. (Two handed)
>[] Plasma Axe
>[] Grav pack

>inb4 we Talon 76

>>2489685
>>2489708
>>2489688
>>2489694
I was hoping for some mechanical information, like if any of them countered an EMP shield. Oh well.

>>2489650
+1

>>2489715

Both plasma axe and energy sword, like any energy weapon, tears through armor, but is deflected by energy shields. The only difference is flavor lmao.

>>2489715
I'm thinking the Sword is more generalized with no real weaknesses or strengths. The Axe however might be more focused on dealing more damage with the weakness of having less avenues of attack/no real way to stab people.
>>2489719
Boooooooooooo muh 'tisms demand tacticool shit involved!

>>2489719
ahhh, but think of the puns we could pull off with an axe, as opposed to the innuendo with a sword.

>>2489723
Oof, good point. Let’s go with an axe, we’re far to socially inept to make sword innuendo jokes without screwing them up somehow.

making pictures for next post. please be patient.

>>2489745
Take your time my dude, I am LOVING this quest. Can we be code named Slim Shady?

>>2489752
>Code named Slim Shady

>'Nam flashback of anons wanting the MC to be named Matthew Mathers aka Slim Shady

>And I bent to their demands

If enough anons will stand by you and peer pressure me, then sure. Why the hell not.

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>>2489752
>>2489760
>”WHO ARE YOU Y-YOU MONSTER!”
>”Why me?”
>”My name..”
>”My name is...”
>”Oh..”
>”I’M SLIM SHADY, YES I’M THE REAL SLIM SHADY”
>Mfw army of identical mooks arrive with the song and everything

>>2489752
Plz no. It’s too close to the shitposting we started this quest off this. I’d think codename Mook would be appropriate.

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>>2489639
>[] Viper's Kiss, the shotgun of the late Dario Avenicci. This one fires plasma charged shells which tears thick armor and flesh apart but utterly stomped by EMP shield. Spread reduced so that this shotgun can still preform well in mid range. (One handed/ Two handed)
This just feels right for us. Sure we sacrifice range for power, but when are we going to be fighting long range as a mook? And if we should have Widowmaker-Sama backing us up, we'd be unstoppable.

>[] Plasma Axe
Plasma -
Axe -
Enough said

>[] Shield Scrambler
This counters the weakness of the Viper's Kiss and some of the more troublesome Overwatch agents quite nicely. I would pick this no matter what.

>[] Assorted grenades
We seem to like these. By we I mean I; I like these.

>>2489760
Well consider me pressuring you.

>>2489770
>"We're looking for Slim Shady!"
>Every mook turns to look, as we've trained them to.
>"We're looking for the real Slim Shady!"

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>>2489770
>>2489774
>mfw we end up releasing an LP featuring Sombra and Doomfist
>mfw it goes platinum
>mfw we corrupt young kids with our music and Lucio takes exception to it

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>>2489778
>>2489770
>>2489780
>mfw we unintentionally become Lucio's Nemesis.
>mfw we end up being the worst opponent for Overwatch to fight not because we're badass but because we're such a pain in the ass to defeat even when the deck is stacked against us.

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>>2489783
>We're sent on a top secret mission meant for like 2 squads of 12
>we get caught
>Tracer, Seeker, Lucio, Winston and McCree all have us cornered
>all is lost until
>we challenge them to a rap battle,
>5 on 1
>we fucking win

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>>2489708

No matter how hard I try to run away, the shitpost always catch up. Looks like it is true what they always say. "He who lives by the shitpost dies by the shitpost."

"I'll have those then." I said as I tapped on the items I wish to take.

"Alrighty then. I know your current inventory is limited right now but it'll expand as you complete more mission. Keep up the good work and maybe we'll consider giving you badass augments ya hear?"

Walking back to my room, Sombra's voice blares yet again in my earpiece.

"Hey Mook! Before I forget. You'll need to assemble a squad now that you'll be going into more dangerous mission by the day. I've cataloged a bunch of possible squad members, all with talents that can benefit you and Talon as a whole. They're scattered around the globe though so you can only fetch one by one. There is no mission pending for you as of now so take your time and choose which one you want to try get first. You can also pick up anybody you think is worth it along the way if you want to."

Appearing in my phone, a list of people with a short biography of them. Which squad member should I go for first?

>[] Johann Strauss a.k.a. Maw

>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>[] Hee Young

>[] Matthew Anderson Oliver a.k.a Sidewinder

>[] Akira Tatsumi a.k.a Jorogumo

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2489810
Hmm I'm torn between Johann "I wanted ORANGE" Strauss and Chayton "I would like to play a game" Ashkii. I'll roll for them

However I can see us picking up either Hee Young or Matt as the second teammate afterwards.
Also is it confirmed that we can upgrade our suit with a MP3 system?

>>2489819
Well a nice glass of Chianti never hurts anyone.
>>2489810
>[x] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2489810
I’d say Sidewinder, though I could go for Maw to if that starts winning. Just not the trap or the little girl, really.

>>2489810
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
Having a healer is good. Maybe we should get the genius or the trap idol next?

>>2489822
I can see the little girl as a support member, allowing us to upgrade Maw's augs and our own equipment.

>>2489821
>>2489819
Eh, I’ll support Chayton then, to move this along.

>>2489810
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
We're gonna be getting into some crazy shit, best if we get a good medic on call. He can also pick up our slack regarding social interactions.

>>2489826
Hm, could handle grabbing a support member then. Would prefer at least one or two more combat oriented agents to start with before we go for support agents though.

>>2489810
>>[] Johann Strauss a.k.a. Maw

>>2489828
Gonna switch to Maw, nothing there says Chayton is good at social beyond interrogation and we are a general mayhem type of guy. A tank would help us out.

>>2489810
Anything is good so long it's not the trap, if nothing else to avoid a possible shitstorm in the future.

Do we have any mook bros that could turn out useful?

>>2489827
Well, since Maw seems to have more support then I expected him to, I think I’ll with from support for
>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Docrit
To
>[] Johann Strauss a.k.a. Maw
We should probably start with combat agents anyways.

Ill be sleeping now. See you later you beautiful bastards

>>2489825
I'd say the genius or sidewinder next personally. after that Maw then trap idol.

>>2489810
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
We can go for the cuties like Hee Young and Maw later.

>>2489810
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
Make puns a bout "The Doktor is in" when he plunges us with his hard needle!

>>2489810
>Johann Strauss
Much as I would like the trap, Sombra's already got most bases covered when it comes to anything info related, easily beating out both the trap and Sidewinder. Meanwhile it's always good to have more competent muscle around.

>>2489819
>>2489668
Also, this. Just. this. We can blast our LP through sound systems while we blow shit up, maybe even inspire a gang around our music and mayhem, getting ourselves some free advertisement.

>>2490214
I still feel like havin' another doc on the team is useful. I mean it's why you never have just one healer on Comp.

>>2490316
I'd agree, but none of these guys have any weird futuristic healing technology, like Mercy or Lucio. The Good Doctor could maybe keep us from falling apart after the fighting's done with some quick needlework and emergency medical care, but he can't magically heal our wounds in the middle of battle, like the Overwatch characters can. I feel like one medic's all we're really going to need, considering they'll only be able to get to the fixing after the killing's done.

>>2490330
Maybe he's really good at doin' Franken Fran style of healing.

>>2489810
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor
Why do I feel like I missed something? I have no idea who these people are. Backing a medic though.

>>2490366
Their profiles are in the pic, if you'd not already noticed.

>>2490368
Wow I completely missed that. Still backing chayton but getting Maw is a close second. They seem like a good combo.

>>2489810
>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2489810
>>[] Johann Strauss a.k.a. Maw
Make sure to give him lemon lime.

>>2490595
"I wanted ORAANGE!"

>>2489810
>[] Johann Strauss a.k.a. Man

You know what they say: Always hire a german to get shit done.
Other than that, Orange is the new techno

But that trap tho...

>>2490789
This Bear Trap ain't worth it son. Resist it.

>>2490807
Traps are always worth it.

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>>2490832
Not this one, not this one at all...

>>2490842
Think of all the wacky hijinks though?

>>2490859
With any other person as the main character sure, but this load of sperghetti the trap is more likely to kill him via spaghetti spillage than whacky hijinks.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Welp since we're tied between the Heavy and the Medic, I'm going to roll.

1- Maw

2- The Good Doctor

>>2491236
Dawwww.

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>>2491236
>No doktor

>>2489837
>>2489841
>>2489850
>>2490214
>>2490595
>>2490789

"Johann Strauss a.k.a Maw. The guy's a real powerhouse. I can see why you picked him first. You can always use some extra muscle here and there right?"

"Yeah, figured since I'm prone to find myself in the middle of a firefight, might as well find a guy that compliments my tendency. Oh yeah, Sombra?"

"Hmm?"

"Can you add a built in MP3 player into my combat armor?"

"Hahah! I wouldn't expect anything less from you! Sure can do Mook... This Maw guy... He's back at his home country after escaping the Helix Securities Maximum Security Prison."

"Huh. So much for "maximum security"."

"Those Helix guys back there did their best to be honest. Hard to keep all inmates in when Reaper was wrecking shit up while breaking Doomfist out of there. Anyway, Maw is currently heading to Stuttgard now, for reasons unknown. You'll be taking public airline this time, so i left your new passport and identification card at your room. Your flight's taking off in the morning tomorrow so wake up early!"

-----------------------------------

Looking out of the window of the bullet train, I'm enthralled by the lush green Stuttgard boast around it, considering it's a really large city. Kinda soothing too. If I ever make as far as Dario, I would probably choose Stuttgard as a place to retire in.

Soon, the train arrived in Stuttgard. Taking a taxi, I stopped at the nearest budget hotel I can find. The romm wasn't as luxurious as it is at HQ, but it will do. Settling down for a while after a day's worth travelling, I figured the best course of action now is to ask the locals whether this Maw guy is spotted around the city.

[Scenario begin!]

(DC 10)

>[] Go to the center of the city and ask the locals if anything that looked like Maw have been sighted around the city. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)

>[] Ask the shops and passerby around this area.

>[] Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)

>>2491457
>[] Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)

>>2491457
>>[] Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)
Got just the song to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3jD_l6q48

>>2491457
>[] Go to the less reputable part of the city and ask the locals. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)
Being ballsy hasn’t failed us recently.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2491485
>>2491488
>>2491507
Aight, rolling.

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>>2491542
Fucking WEW

>>2491542
That’s, uh, bad.

>>2491542
We get shanked, I guess.

>>2491542
WELL THEN

>>2491542
The combat prowess of a brain dead shock infantry man. The social skills of a piss soaked homeless man. Sounds like a mook to me

>>2491542
Well we just failed so hard the popo and you know who just found out we are Talon looking for a certain someone to recruit.

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>>2491542
kek

Seeing as doing things properly and safely just not my style, I figured the best thing to do is go downtown and ask the crack dealers and prostitutes where Maw is.

The underbelly of Stattgrad very much exist, as any large cities. Fight clubs, drug rings, gangsterism, you name it. It is just a matter of finding the right entrance is all. Just a few minutes into the underhive of this place, 3 prostitutes and 5 drug dealers already tried to offer their services to me. I knew better.

Of course by I knew better I mean I took the organics dude! Never smoked it before but-

IS THAT FUCKING CLOWNS GANGBANGING A NESSIE?!

--------------------------------------

I woke up, stripped off my clothing (except for my underwear) in a middle of a steel cage ring. A colossus of a man stood in front of me, clad in steel plate and augments. The crowds surrounding and/ or clinging on to the steel cage starts chanting.

"KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!"

Oh boy....

>[] Dodge around and try to tire him out. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)

>[] Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.

>[] Use my incredible charisma to talk this gentlemen out of fighting. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points)

>>2491660
DC 11

>>2491660
>[] Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.

We're as clunky as a fedora lord in a high school highway and the social skills of schizophrenic.

>>2491660
>>[] Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.

>>2491660
>[] Use the training from Doomfist and actually fight.

Might I suggest some fight music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd0vfPNtN4

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2491671
>>2491717
>>2491742
Rollin

>>2491750
wow

>>2491750
Well....that's a turnabout if I ever saw one.

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>>2491750
S O C I A L S K I L L S O F A P I S S S O A K E D H O M E L E S S M A N

C O M B A T P R O W E S S O F S H O C K I N F A N T R Y

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>>2491750
Gonna give this an extra mark because of the nat 20 and because I'm a merciful QM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd0vfPNtN4


Any lesser men would cower against such sights, but I knew better (for real this time!). Unlike Doomfist, this man's movements are hampered by his armor and augmentations. Each swing he made can be easily dodged for a trained fighter like me. I let him advance in reckless abandon to wear off his strength and read his fighting technique, which there is next to none. He relied heavily on brute force alone.

He hit the steel cage quite a few times, weakening it and launching those who clings to it backwards. Finally, the barrier meant to keep the fighters of this ring in gave out. One last punch and my enemy's fist punctured through it, but he have no energy left to pull it out. Seeing this as an opening, I climbed on his back and teared off the loosely put together metal plating off his body, tearing potions of his skin. He screamed in pain, trying to reach his wounds but the sheer bulkiness of his armor prevents him from doing so. With enough skin torn and blood lost, the giant finally fell. Looks like its time to bail.

Or so I thought...

An woman with a bunch of armed gangsters stopped me right on my track before I could even reach the underworld's exit, blocking the path.

"Ich fürchte, ich kann dich nicht einfach gehen lassen, mein Schatz, du hast unseren besten Kämpfer besiegt und ich beabsichtige, dich noch ein wenig länger hier zu behalten ..."

"I don't speak Russian sorry."

"That means ve vill lock you here, idiot!"

"Sorry, but Fight Club isn't even my favourite movie!"

(DC 9)

>[] Run into the crowds still watching the fallen former champion. (-1 DC, failure deducts 2 points)

>[] Turn tail and find another way out.

>[] Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points

Current score: 1

>>2491817
>[] Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points

>>2491817
>[] Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points

Crashing this fight club. With no survivors!

>>2491817
>>[] Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points

>>2491817
>[] Turn tail and find another way out.
Cut through the crowd. No point in taking the lady and staying still.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2491824
>>2491827
>>2491830

rolling, crossing my fingers

>>2491817
>[] Grapple the lady and take her hostage. (+1 DC, success grants 2 points

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>>2491835

>>2491835
We r numba #1

>>2491835
Ohohohohohohohoho

>>2491835
>we either pass the DC just barely or swing wildly between extremes
I don't think I'm prepared for this ride.

>>2491835
Ohhhh yes. So that dude who’s ass we kicked was totally Maw right?

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>>2491835

(Scenario complete!)

"Okay, okay. I surrender.", I said as I approached the lady.

"Zat's better izn't it? Now give me your handz so I can cuff zem."

Complying, I presented my hands, but before she could put the handcuff, I grabbed and put it on her instead. Not wasting a single moment, I punched her right in the guts, sending her crashing to the ground. Thanks to Doomfist's training, I can quickly follow it up into a grapple, pinning her. Pulling her upper body upwards by her armpits and aiming her gun at her, I threatened the other gangsters.

"You guys move a muscle, and I blow her fucking heads off!"

"Was machst du ?! Erschieß ihn!"

Before they could comply with the lady's orders, rumbling can be felt on the ground. A distant but angry voice called out.

"JUUUUUULE!!!!!"

Her expression turns from that of anger to horror. She's struggling even more to get away now.

"Let me go! You don't know who you are messing with! Let go!"

>[] No.

>[] Okay.

>[] What will I gain from it?

>>2491867
>[] No.

A mook fears only returning to his villain's empty handed!

>>2491867

>[] What will I gain from it?

>>2491867
>[] No.

>>2491867
>[] What will I gain from it?
Who am I messing with? Doubt their wrath’s gonna be any worse then my boss’s if I come back empty handed.

>>2491867
>>[] No.

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>>2491867
>[] No.

>>2491869
>>2491875
>>2491877

"Nope don't think so, lady."

"NO! LET ME GO!", the woman is now desperate to get away. She is genuinely terrified of what is coming now.

The underworld's exit door burst open when a large man, pale and riddled with augments kicked it open. The gangsters could not even respond in time before they are flung around like rag dolls. Unlike the previous heavily augmented individual I met, this guy is actually pretty fast, terrifying even for the number of metal parts stuck on his body. I can quickly identify this man as Maw.

"JULE! YOU BITCH! WHERE ARE YOU!"

I can guess that this lady's name is Jule. Looks like Jule is trying her best to escape my grasp, even crying now.

"There you are Jule. In a little bit of a... tight spot are we? Let her go...", Maw's voice suddenly lowered to a more calm and gentle, yet raspy tone.

I complied, seeing no reason to oppose this behemoth of a man.

"Bitte Johann, tu mir nicht weh ...."

Jule, now exempt of her strength used to escape me, cowers on the ground, even kneeling towards Maw.

"Warum sollte ich dir weh tun, Jule? Erinnerst du dich nicht an unsere gemeinsame Zeit?", Maw replied, raising her face from the ground.

"I'm just here to feel your cheeks again... after so long...."

Jule is crying now, or more accurately wailing, asking for help. But none will come for her.

"Your soft, squeezable, CRUSHABLE, CHEEKS!"

Crack and snap, and Jule was no more, her head now viscera on Maw's steel hand and the underworld floor.

"I must thank you stranger for apprehending Jule for me. I can feel my head.... clearing ever so slightly. I suppose you would want something in return?"


>[] I want you to join Talon.

>[] N-not really nothing....

>[] Yeah I suppose you owe me a favor.

>>2491899
>[] I want you to join Talon.
No beating around the bush

>>2491899
>[] I want you to join Talon.
Not really any reason to put it off.

>>2491899
>>[] I want you to join Talon.
>Try not to throw up

>>2491899
>[] I want you to join Talon.
>[] Yeah I suppose you owe me a favor.
for killing the blonde, we didn't even get to grope her ass or anything!

>>2491899
>[] I want you to join Talon.

>>2491899
>[] I want you to join Talon.

> Don't look at Jule's ass

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"Well, I suppose you do owe me a favor. The reason I'm here is simple Mr. Strauss. I want you, to join Talon."

Hearing that, Maw starts to laugh his lung out, wheezing at the end.

"No, forgive me for saying this, I know what Talon is, but to think the one inviting me would be a bruised and injured half naked grown man is just too hilarious! I can't- HAHAHAHAH!"

"That's aside the point! Talon can provide you with all of your augmentation needs and maintenance! You don't want that?"

"No, no. I do not plan to refuse, it's just the hilarity of the situation overcome me for a second. Yes, I will join Talon. I had enough of small time gangs anyway."

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After contacting Sombra about my success in recruiting Maw, she said that nearby Talon operatives will help in escorting Mr. Strauss back to HQ. He needs to be briefed on our organisation's rules and regulation, such and such. Now, we can go for our next target.


>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>[] Hee Young

>[] Matthew Anderson Oliver a.k.a Sidewinder

>[] Akira Tatsumi a.k.a Jorogumo


sorry guys, was thinking of new squad members but I got nothing for now

>>2491969
>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2491969
>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2491969
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2491969
>>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2491969
>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2491969

>[] Chayton Ashkii a.k.a. The Good Doctor

>>2491975
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"Chayton Ashkii, also known as "The Good Doctor". It seems that your next destination would be the USA. Hey Mook, you're American right?", Sombra asked.

"Yeah, why?"

"You don't have any family back there?"

"Of course I have! The reason I'm in Talon in the first place was because I don't want to be a burden to them."

"Do they know their son is a mass murderer who works in what is probably the most notorious terrorist group of this age?"

"Nope, but it'll be a good story to tell over Christmas!"

"Can't argue with that, hah!"

And with that, I returned to my hotel room, stripped of both energy and dignity as I walk around naked at midday. Now washed up and refreshed, I lie on my hotel bed. It's not as soft and comfortable as the one at the resort back at HQ, but it's good enough. Reflecting back on everything that had happened, I feel overwhelmed by the number of changes I now face, before deciding to just ignore and worry about it for a much later date.

Should I extend my time here on Stattgard?

>[] Yes

>[] N O

>>2492021
>[] Yes
Get drunk, get a prostitute and celebrate one night. Then go do our job.

>>2492021
>>[] Yes
Our little scene in the fight club must have disturbed the local underworld. Let's get wasted and see who comes to party.

>>2492021
>>[] Yes

We must have made one hell of an impression and it would be a shame to waste it.

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I decided to say "fuck it" and requested for extended time in Stattgard.

"Sure Mook. You deserved some rest after back to back action. Don't take too long though. Your time for assembling your squad is slowly running out."

Waking up the next morning, I decided to enjoy my vacation with a walk. Wearing a black suit (without tie, fuck wearing a tie) and aviator glasses, I walked outside as confident as can be, my self esteem boosted by my most recent victory.

Further into the more nicer part of the city, I settled for breakfast in a nearby diner. Outside of the diner though, a young lady stood looking dejected. She is wearing a tank top and red overalls. She looked a bit out of place amongst the denizen of Stattgard.

The passersby ignored her for the most part, either due to them going to work or not wanting trouble.

>[] Ask her what's wrong

>[] Ignore her. It's not worth my time.

>[] Stand in front of her autistically, staring intensely and scaring her off just like all of the normal girls I met in my life.

>[] Write-in

update's a bit slow since im still thinking of the stuff for chayton's recruiting scenario. much sorry, bls forgibeness

>>2492067
>[] Ask her what's wrong
>>[] Write-in
Call her over and have a seat, offer some of whatever we're eating. What do Russians have for breakfast anyways? Besides vodka.

>>2492072
anon you do realise stattgard in in geramny and mook said that he dont speak russian because he's the embodiment of shitposting

>>2492073
well okay I GUESS i was not clear with this being in germany (since stattgard is a fictional city in OW universe) but Jule and Maw spoke German

>>2492073
Na I dropped the ball there. Bet they still drink vodka for breakfast, though.

>>2492072
Supporting this.

>>2492067
>>[] Ask her what's wrong

>>2492077
anon if I remember beer used to be a soft drink over there. Least I think so for russia and for some reason I am thinking for germany also.

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Walking up to her, I asked why she is standing out in the open all alone. Now that I look closer, she have flaring auburn hair, tied in a ponytail. The physique of this young lady is rather..... robust. Her facial features are that is both beautiful and strong, if I were to describe it. Shame she's frowning right now.

"Hey, what's the problem Miss? The sun just came out and you're still moping about?", I asked her with a little bit of humor to cheer this girl up.

Looking at me blankly, she then turned away.

"I'm sorry, but I'd rather not talk with you right now."

"What? Why not?"

"To be blunt, you don't look like a good person. At all."

Ouch.

"W-why is that?", I asked, almost crying.

"Seriously? You wear a good looking suit but still managed to look unkempt. Your face and that scar? Just screams "I kill people for fun". I've seen no good guys looking like you."

What she said isn't exactly untrue, but it hurts my heart all the same. Without me knowing it, my tears already start raining down my cheeks.

"W-what? Oh no, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I just feel a bit grumpy is all! I... uh..... Oh! How about I treat you some breakfast, t-there-s a diner right here!"

Accepting her attempt at consoling me, we both ate some frankfurter and eggs at the aforementioned diner. I ordered a few shots of vodka too that the diner just so happened to have a few bottles of.

"So.... sorry again for making you cry but.... hey, can I tell you a secret?"

>[] *sob* Yes?

>[] *sob* No!

>>2492117
>>[] *sob* Yes?
We are the big weepy pussy cat.

>>2492117
>[] *sob* Yes?
How can you understand how its like to kill a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyZeF_DLq4

>>2492117
>>[] *sob* Yes?

>>2492117
>[] *sob* Yes?
Are we seriously crying cause a woman said something mean to us? fucking christ we suck.

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Trying to hold back my sobbing, I answered her request.

"....yes?"

"Alright, here's the thing. I'm in a... well not technically in, but I'm tagging along with my mentor who was recalled back into a certain peacekeeping group."

"Uh huh?"

"Me and my mentor along with the other member of the group along with this Korean girl driving a mech and this one guy- arghhh!"

She starts to ruffle her hair in frustration before fixing it and continuing.

"We are tracking a dangerous criminal whom was headed for this very city. Somehow, someway, I screwed up and the criminal managed to escape."

At this point, her expression of frustration turned to sadness.

"The criminal killed loads of people in the less reputable part of the city. His last victim had her head crushed. CRUSHED! C-can you imagine that we are playing heroes yet we can't even prevent a single death last night! Now-!"

Looking at her cup of coffee, she took a deep breath to calm herself.

"Now.... the criminal is nowhere to be found, and I'm blaming myself for it..."

>[] What a rotten way to die.

>[] At least you tried.

>[] Yeah, you should blame yourself.

>[] Write-in

>>2492175
At least you tried? Then be sexy n sheit

>>2492175
>>[] What a rotten way to die.
We sure as hell wouldn't want to go out like that. It's Slim's goal to die snorting coke outta Widomaker-sama's butt.

Also oh shit it's Reihart's armourer.

>>2492175
>[] What a rotten way to die.

>>2492192
Think her name is Bridgette. But yeah, oh shit.

>>2492175
>>[] What a rotten way to die.
Ask her name. Give our name, Slim

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"What a shame, she doesn't deserve such fate. What a rotten way to die." I said as I try to keep a straight face, knowing that I am partly responsible for her misery.

"Yeah, I don't care how who, but nobody should ever die like that."

Taking a big sigh, her frown is now turned upside down.

"Alright! Now I felt better! Thanks for listening to me just whining about!"

"Your smile is a reward in itself already.", I said before quickly realizing the crap I just spouted.

A few second of awkward silence was had as I try to hide my face. The girl looked away while blushing for a bit. Soon, I recovered from my self induced awkwardness. Damn.... must be the alcohol.

Suddenly, through the diner's entrance, 2 people entered the diner. When their gaze turned our way, they started coming our way.

"Brigitte! So this is where you've been. I'm worried sick when you suddenly leave us like that!", one of the pair said, hugging her.

The person who hugged her is a man still in peak physique despite his age. The second one was an Asian girl with weird pink markings on her face. They all seems to be happy to find this "Brigitte" girl.

"And who is this guy? Did he do anything bad to you Brigitte?", the Asian girl asked as she glared at me.

"N-no, no! More like I did something bad at him. I'm treating him for a breakfast because of it."

"What is this, alcohol shots in the middle of the morning? Brigitte must've been a real bother to you, I'm so sorry!", the large old man said.

"Wha- Reinhardt, stop that! You're embarrassing me!", Brigitte said angrily.

I could not help but chuckle at this point, seeing the trio's shenanigans. Explaining myself, I then asked to leave explaining that I have to go. Before i could go however, Brigitte pulled back my hand.

"Wait, before that, may I know your name."

"Matthew Mathers, but the other moo- my friends call me Slim Shady.", I said, giving a shit eating grin. Social anxiety and shame had all evaporated due to the vodka.

"Matthew huh...... will we meet again?"

"Probably not. I'm always on the road.", I answered dryly.

"If so then...."

Brigitte pulled out a pen and took the tissue that was given along with the meal. She wrote something on it and gave it to me.

[Brigitte Lindholm, xx-xxx xxxx]

W-wha.... did I just got a girl's number?

"You're nice to talk to. A good listener. Send me a call later okay?"

Giving one last smile, I bid farewell to Brigitte and walked out of the diner. Along the way I passed by a guy whom I can see through the diner window is greeting the peculiar trio of characters I just met.. Somehow I felt like I really hate him for some reason. Eh whatever.

Now what should I do?

>[] Walk around town a little bit more.

>[] Preserve some energy for the nightlife of Stuttgard

>[] Just find some place to relax and then retire for the day.

>[] Write-in

>>2492236
>[] Preserve some energy for the nightlife of Stuttgard
We've created a monster, cause no body wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, he's chopped liver

>>2492236
>>[] Preserve some energy for the nightlife of Stuttgard
>>2492238
If Shady's what they want then that's what we'll give 'em, a little bit o' Marshal mixed with some hard liqueur.

>>2492236
>>[] Write-in

I suggest we make some contact in the underground of this area. Maybe scout for potential mooks or special recruits other than maw?

>>2492245
We could also visit the Black market for the things in store...etc.