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Alrighty you cool cats, here's how we're gonna' do things tonight. We'll be running a 2.5 hour long session, the first two hours will be through the perspective of any MC of your choosing, while the last half hour will be all about Susumu and his wedding day.

Now then, let's figure out who we're playing for the first hour.

>A. Hiki
>B. Taka
>C. Sinchu
>D. Suzu

>>2464884
Hiki

>>2464884
Taka

>>2464884
>>D. Suzu

>>2464884
>>D. Suzu

>>2464884
>B. Taka

>>2464884
>B taka

>>2464900
>>2464897
>>2464894
>>2464893
>>2464889
Damn. So Chaos is voting in the Discord since he's having trouble posting here, it's a three way tie between the Twins and Suzu.

Hmmm.

Another ten minutes I think.

Nevermind, Taka takes it.

Okay roll me some 1d100's please. No DC, just need to see something.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

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>>2464908

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2464920

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>>2464929
>>2464933
Okay and with Chaos' roll in the discord I have what I need.

Writing.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

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>You are Taka
>You're a good boy

Thunk!

"...you sure you've never played darts before?" Ino asks you as she inspects the close grouping you managed to pull off. "Cause this seems really good for a beginner."

"Well, we are ninjas aren't we?" You say, shrugging a bit as you sit back down on the couch next to Hanabi, who's busily devouring what's left of the sweet cakes that Ino's mom had left out for you all. After training all day with Mutaito and being more sore than ever, you decided to take a relaxing bit of a time to yourself and hang out with Hanabi. Of course then you ran into Ino and Shino, both of them holding hands no less, and Ino invited everyone down to her father's newly renovated "Man cave", and started playing darts.

"Yeah, but throwing kunai and throwing darts are like, totally different, right Shino?" Ino asks, looking over at her boyfriend, hands on her hips.

Shino nods. "Yes, they are different. Why you ask? It's simple, it's becaus-"

"Okay thanks." Ino says, cutting Shino off. "Alrigth Hanabi, you're up."

"Hmmm?!" Hanabi's cheeks are puffed out from all the tiny pastries she's stuffed into her mouth, she's even got sugar all over her mouth.

"Here hold still." You bring out your handkerchief, because of course you have one, and begin wiping away at the mess on your friends face. "There, all clean."

"...thanks." She mumbles, standing up and grabbing three darts for herself.

Ino sits down between you and Shino, giving out a sigh. "Man, feels like you guys are the only ones I hang out with anymore. Sakura's too busy with Chunin stuff, Shikamaru's training with Sasuke and Susumu, and even Choji's started to get serious." Ino frowns, leaning forward in her spot. "I feel like I'm gonna' get left behind sooner or later."

>A. "Don't be crazy, you'll catch up with the rest of them eventually. I believe in your Ino."
>B. "Well, there's always the flower shop, right?"
>C. Look to Shino. He's always got a way with words.
>D. Just stay quiet and watch Hanabi. Maybe pat Ino on the back.
>E. Write-in

>>2464974
>Chaos' vote
>A.

>>2464974
>>E. Write-in
Well, I always thought that you were training to cover for your squad. Seeing that Choji is better suited for physical situations, and Shikamaru for tactics, you could shore up the weaknesses in stealth and information gathering.

>>2464974
>>B. "Well, there's always the flower shop, right?"
>>C. Look to Shino. He's always got a way with words
Don't get her hopes high and pass the ball to Shino.

>>2464974
>C look to shino

Let's help a nigga out with his lady friend

>>2464974
>C. Look to Shino. He's always got a way with words.

Look to Shino it is!

Hmm.

I trust you guys, so you'll roll for ol' Shino.
1d100, DC 60

DO IT!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2464998

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2464998
GET LAID SHINO

Rolled 60 (1d100)

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>>2464998
>Chaos' Roll
>58

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2464998

>>2465014
>>2465010
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>>2465004
>>2465003
Hey guess what.

Shino must be wearin' a white suit cause he's one smooth criminal baby.

Writing.

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Oh boy. Hmmm, normally you'd offer some heartfelt advice, or maybe try to cheer Ino up with a funny imitation of your cool brother Hiki, but something tells you none of these are actually going to work here. Hmmm, you look over at Shino, who stares at you from behind his sunglasses. Ahhhh. You pointedly nod at Ino, silently urging the bug boy on until he gets the hint.

"...I don't really think it matters what you do Ino," Shino says, causing his girlfriend to whip her head about and glare at him. "Because you're already perfect in my eyes."

"Awwwww." You and Hanabi grin, eyes sparkling at the sweet scene before the two of you. It's a good thing neither of you is diabetic or else you might have just gotten an overload of cute!

Ino's frown turns into a soft grin before she wraps her arms around Shino, nuzzling against him. "Thanks Shino. Even though I already knew I'm perfect, it's nice to hear it from you."

"But," Shino says, speaking up while patting Ino's head. "If you wanted to you could train with me for a bit." Wait, is Shino blushing. Oh em gee he is! "Because I want everyone else to see just how perfect you are too."

"Taka," Hanabi shakes your arm a bit, getting your attention. "We gotta' help Ino as well! That's what friends do!"

"You're right Hanabi." You say, clenching your fist tightly as you look up at the stars. The plastic glow in the dark ones that Ino's dad stuck all over the ceiling. "We're gonna' help Ino get good."

"But how?" The little Hyuga girl asks.

Hmmm. Good question.

>A. "By working on her strengths!"
>B. "By focusing on her weaknesses."
>C. "Shoot let's just train with Shino. He offered."
>D. "The Forest of Death!"
>E. Write-in

>>2465044
>A. "By working on her strengths!"

>>2465044
>>D. "The Forest of Death!"

>>2465044
>B. "By focusing on her weaknesses."

>>2465044
>Chaos' vote
>A.

>>2465044
>>A. "By working on her strengths!"

>>2465044
>>E. Write-in
>"Training with Shino in The Forest Of Death. Hiki goes there all the time, so it must be working for him."

Rolled 77, 44, 58, 3, 83 = 265 (5d100)

Aaaaaaand A wins.

Roll me some 1d100's.
DC 70.
Let's hope Shino is just as helpful.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2465090

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2465090

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2465090

>>2465090
>Chaos' roll
>30

Alright then, you passed with flying colors there.

Writing up and then we're gonna' decide who Hour 2's MC is.

>>2465098
I’ve heard some Scotch bandit looted his dice.

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"Why don't we work on Ino's strengths?" You suggest, earning a curt nod from Hanabi as she starts writing stuff down on her Goodbye Doggy notebook. You were always more of a Reds Threads kind of kid but you don't judge. You turn to Ino. "Hey Ino, guess wha-" You pause, her and Shino making out with each other right in front of you and Hanabi. Lewd. "Uh, guys?'

"Hmm?" Ino blinks, then pulls herself off of Shino with a breathless laugh. "Oh, ha! Sorry it's just, I kinda' can't help it when he gets like that." Ino blushes, pushing a strand of her hair back. "So uh, what was it you wanted Taka?"

"Well, me and Hanabi were thinking, what if we worked on your strengths, or the stuff you're good at?" You say. "Like, you've always been really good at-"

"Seduction?" Ino asks, posing a little while nodding. "I am pretty alluring."

"...I was gonna' say chakra control but sure, alluring works too." You turn your head, watching as Hanabi nods and writes down pretty much everything you just said. Is that a crayon? "So yeah, I figure let's work on that then."

---

"So that went well." You say, after a grueling hour of helping Ino get a better control on her chakra, which wasn't that hard considering how good she was to begin with. Not only can she tell the slightest difference in a persons chakra now, she can even sense other people up to a certain distance, almost like the Hyuga's Byakugan, but without the eye veins. Ugh, the eye veins.

"Yeah, it feels like we didn't even do anything." Ino comments, sipping on some juice while she hooks her arm with Shino's. "Thanks for the help guys."

>Oh boy that went well huh?
>Okay time for hour two
>A. Hiki
>B. Sinchu
>C. Suzu

>>2465149
>>B. Sinchu

>>2465149
>B>>2465149

>>2465149
>>B. Sinchu

>>2465149
>Chaos' Vote
>B

Awright then, Sinchu it is.

Hmmm.

Roll me some 1d100's. Let's see how good Sinchu is at explaining sex to the kids.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

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>>2465184
>Chaos roll
>51

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2465184

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2465184
Regained my arm

>>2465191
>>2465192
>>2465200
>>2465201
>These rolls.
Pray for these children.

Need one more.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2465203
Ah fuck it I'll roll.

>>2465212
>69
How ironic.

Writing.

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>You are Sinchu
>YEAH BOI!

"And that children, is sex," You finish, folding up the dirty magazine you had out for demonstration purposes before looking at your two students. Naruto looks like he's about to pass out, given how swirly his eyes look and how much he's mumbling to himself. You'd have thought that a kid who uses the Sexy Jutsu so much wouldn't be fazed by something like sex, but then again given the way he was surprised to learn about the clitoris, you may have overestimated the kids knowledge.

Karin is...more disturbing. The girl is leaning forward, the light from the fire in front of her causing her glasses to shine as he interlocks her fingers. "Interesting." She says. Good god what did you just do to the world. "Sensei Sinchu," Karin starts, looking at you with a slightly perverted look on her face. "Are there...any more of those magazines?"

"...No." You say, tossing the dirty mag into the fire and watching it burst into flames. "Not anymore at least." You stand up, stretching as the crickets and frogs make annoying ass noises around you, Naruto's blabbering joining in with them. "Eh, maybe you guys were too young to learn about this stuff."

"NO!" Karin shouts, nearly causing you to jump backwards in surprise. "We need to learn about this stuff, for like, ninja stuff!" Karin bites her lip, the blush on her face worrying you. "There may come a time when I've got to...seduce someone an-"

"NO." You shout, stopping that train of thought right there. "New conversation time. Let's talk about ramen."

"Eh, ramen?!" Naruto snaps out of his confused state, looking around hungrily. "Where's the ramen?"

Karin frowns. "I don't wanna' talk about ramen! I wanna' talk about-" She stops, puffing her cheeks out a bit as she pouts. "Sinchu...if someone wanted to, get to know a Tetsu, would there be anything sh-they would need to know?'

Oh god please no.

>A. Tell her the whole dirty truth. The high mortality rates and all.
>B. "Use protection."
>C. "Hot damn I love ramen, don't you love ramen Naruto?"
>D. Write-in

>>2465254
>>A. Tell her the whole dirty truth. The high mortality rates and all.

>>2465254
>>A. Tell her the whole dirty truth. The high mortality rates and all.

Can't think of anything that will kill a mood faster than that.

>>2465254
Chaos' Vote
>A.

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>>2465254
>A tell her
>D-cruci-crush the little girls crush and let her know that you see her as a daughter/sister/shitty brat

>>2465280
>That art
I love it.

>>2465280
Supporting.

>>2465254
>C

A it is.

Now roll me some 1d5's for an encounter
Taking third roll.
>1. Itachi shows up.
>2. Atsuko shows up.
>3. Oi Fish Fuck!
>4. Naruto goes apeshit Kyuubi mode.
>5. Pirates!

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2465298

>>2465254
>>A. Tell her the whole dirty truth. The high mortality rates and all.

Take them to the Tetsu graveyard. Point out that alot of the graves belong to children.

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2465298
Holy fuck why.

>>2465298
>Chaos roll
>3

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2465298

>>2465303
Oh god we are fucked.

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Hey guys, it's your best buddy!

Writing.

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Well no sense in lying to her. Either she's really into you or she's still wantin' some of what Hiki's offering, either way you might as well tell her the deep, dark truth of what happens to those who wish to bone a Tetsu. "I'm not gonna' lie, it's gonna' be bad no matter what you do to prepare yourself Karin," You say, leaning forward with a deadly serious look on your face. "Any woman that doesn't have Tetsu blood has a higher chance of dying when carrying the child, due to all that extra iron the little things carry in them. Not to mention that even if you do survive child birth, you've then got a 50/50 chance of either watching your kid grow up or die before they hit ten, because of the iron poisoning." You take a sip of your drink, the horrified look on Karin and Naruto's faces all you need to know. "Oh, and if you thought about just having one kid, don't bother, because Tetsu's are almost always born in either two's or three's. Just another weird thing about our Clan."

"Wh-well isn't there a way around any of this?" Karin asks, stuttering a bit. "I mean there's tons of medical jutsu's out there, there's got to be something that can be done right?"

You shake your head. "Nah see, if this were just a disease or something, then yeah someone like Tsunade could just jutsu it away. But it's not, this is a curse placed upon us by the great god of Iron Tesshin." You pause, soaking in those confused expressions. "Oh right our entire Clan is cursed by a pissed off god because we sealed him in a box a long time ago, so now the only way to even hope of living past puberty is to challenge him...which doesn't always work out." You still remember the day Atsuko challenged the box. The look on her face, her screams of pain after she finished the test... "So yeah, Karin I'm just being honest with you. Dating a Tetsu? Fine. But if you want more, you gotta' understand the problems that come with it. Tetsu life is painful."

"Sounds about right." You jump up, flipping over the fire and drawing out a kunai as you stand in front of the kids at the sound of the voice behind you. You widen your eyes as the figure emerges from the darkness, a smile full of sharp teeth grinning at you with the huge wrapped sword on his back. Kisame. "Hell, there's a whole lot of pain coming your way tonight, that's for sure."

"Fish face." You snarl, motioning the kids back a bit. Dammit, where the hell is Jiraiya? "You come here for round two?"

Kisame keeps grinning, his hand reaching up, whether for the sword or something else, you don't know.

>A. Attack
>B. Wait. See what he does.
>C. "YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY SCOOTER?!"
>D. RUN!
>E. Write-in

>>2465330
>E "Get the fuck back children"!!!!
>C
>and finally B

>>2465330
>Chaos' Vote
>E.
>Have Karin go on and get Jiraya, us and Nart can try to hit him with a combo of wire and genjutsu

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>>2465330
>>D. RUN!
Tetsu secret technique! NIGERUNDAYO!

>>2465330
>C. "YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY SCOOTER?!"

Also kick hot coals into his face.

>>2465330
>C. "YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY SCOOTER?!"

>>2465330
>>C. "YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY SCOOTER?!"

C it is.

Roll me some 1d100's, DC 90.
Gonna' be last post of the night, gettin' a major headache. I know I promised wedding bells, but we can do Hiki and Suzu's stuff tomorrow and then finish off with Susumu.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2465361

>>2465361
>Chaos' roll
>68

Rolled 35 (1d100)

Are people forgetting that this guys always come in pairs?
>>2465361
Oh fuck our life that option was retarded!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2465361

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2465361
K

>>2465374
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Writing

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Ba-bump

The smell....

Ba-bump

All you can remember....

Ba-bump!

Is that godawful fish fucks taint on your scooter! "Do you-" You start, stepping forward as Kisame zips in front of you, sword raised high. He swings it down, and you dodge out of the way as it slams into the fire behind you, catching the wrappings around the blade ablaze. "Have any idea-" You step down hard on Kisame's foot, earning a groan from him before striking right at his throat, causing him to choke and fall backwards. "HOW FUCKING HARD IT WAS TO GET THAT SMELL OUT!?"

You leap, probably getting ten feet in the air before you slam down right on Kisame's stomach, impacting him so hard his eyes bulge out. "It took four damn bottles of disinfectant! FOUR!" You grab the fish fucks feet and toss him away, leaping after him just as he falls to the ground to deliver another powerful kick to the side. "I'm gonna' turn your ass into sushi and then feed it to that Hidan fuck!" You cry out, picking Kisame back up and preparing to slam an iron fist right through that fac-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ce-iuloaJU

-....."Eh?" You blink, Jiraiya's grinning, smug bastard of a face staring at you where Kisame's once was. Wait, it could be a trap! "NICE TRY!" You shout, slamming your fist into this fake's face multiple times. Huh, for a disguise jutsu it's pretty sturdy, maybe if you-

"ENOUGH!" Jiraiya shouts, grabbing your arm before you can pop out one of his eyeballs and twisting it so that you're forced to the ground. "You passed alright ya' little delinquent."

"Passed?" You groan, standing back up once Jiraiya lets you go. "Passed what?"

Jiraiya crosses his arms, grinning. "The Toad Sage's secret test of character of course. Wanted to see how'd you handle dealing with someone above your level with kids on the line. Smart plan would've been to run, but at least you didn't try to throw sand at them this time."

Shit, that was your backup plan. "Ri-right." You say, nodding. "So uh, what's this mean exactly."

"It means," Jiraiya says, placing a hand on your shoulder. "I can trust you again."

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Jiraiya-Sensei trusts you again!

>END
>HOpe ya'll had fun
>Sorry, but this headache man.
>Any questions?

>>2465400
Whose going to be our best man?

Can naruto rasengan and or summon?

WHEN WILL SHINCHU GET LAID?

Taka too OP, pls nerf

>>2465490
>You decide
>Yes on both accounts
>PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NEXT SESSION IN FOUR HOURS

Alright then, time for voting. We're gonna' have a 2.5 session. Let's see who gets the first hour.

>A. Hiki
>B. Suzu.

>>2466476
>B.

>>2466476
HIKI

>>2466476
>A. Hiki

>>2466476

Hiki, hey I can post again

>>2466491
WHOA!

Ya'll really wanna' save that Suzu stuff huh? That's cool.

We'll be playing as Hiki for an hour.

Now then, roll me some 1d5's, we're gonna' have an encounter!

>1. Sasuke
>2. Lee
>3. Choji
>4. Neji
>5. Hokage Hiashi

>>2466501
Taking third roll

>>2466476
>>B. Suzu.

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2466501

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2466501

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2466501

>That fifth option

Still hate it

>>2466511
Well, you got the next best thing, Neji it is.

WRITING!

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>You are Hikigaya Tetsu
>Hmmmm

"Not that I'm against sparring with you or anything Neji," You say as the two of you walk to wards the training grounds. "But what brought this on all of a sudden?" Neji had requested a match with you out of the blue, and to be honest you were kind of excited. You'd never fought Neji before, him always being a year older than you meant the two of you never had any of the same classes, and while you thought you'd have your chance to fight him at the Chunin Exams, that quickly got dashed away when you became a Chunin thanks to Sensei Ko.

"Nothing much," Neji says, adjusting something on his wrists. You peer a little, noticing that they're the same type of weights that Rock Lee usually uses, just instead of being on his ankles Neji has them on his wrists. You can't help but grin. "I've been sparring with Lee so much that I don't want to get in a rut, him and I need variety in our opponents." He turns to you, a small smirk on his face. "That and I've been wanting to see how I stack up against you."

You nod. "I've been getting a lot of that lately. Being made Chunin without having to even complete the exams has gotten me a lot of attention, and fight offers. Ko and Susumu say I'm supposed to politely decline any such offers from those outside the Village, something about it might cause strife or issues." You frown a bit. Out of all the offers you'd received, not one of them had been from Agon. You were sure he had the same burning desire to have a rematch just like you do, so what's the hold up?

"We're here." Neji says, pulling you from your thoughts. The old training grounds, whoever takes care of this place deserves a raise, you can't remember how many holes you've put into the ground. "Do you have any rules you want to set out? Lee and I usually just go until one of us can't continue any longer."

>A. "Sounds good."
>B. "Only one. You have to go all out from start to finish."
>C. "50%? Susumu's wedding is soon and I don't wish to look beat up during it."
>D. Write-in

>>2466534
>C. "50%? Susumu's wedding is soon and I don't wish to look beat up during it."

>>2466534
>C. "50%? Susumu's wedding is soon and I don't wish to look beat up during it."
>D "Normally that would be fine but i do wish to be presentable around an event, you know how it is"
Subtle jab without knowing it

>>2466534
>>C. "50%? Susumu's wedding is soon and I don't wish to look beat up during it."
>>D. "But we should definitely set up a 100% spar for sometime after it."

Rolled 47, 22, 22, 86, 24 = 201 (5d100)

C with a little of those write-ins it is.

Now then....roll me some 1d100's. Beat these.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2466553
>2222
Check em?

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2466553
Ill beat my dick with this 100

>>2466558
So close yet so far...

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2466553

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2466553
Yosh!

>>2466558
So close...

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2466553

Poor little Neji. Writing.

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"Fifty percent of our usual power should be enough," You say taking off your shirt and hanging it on one of the many training dummies. "Susumu's got a wedding coming up and I don't want to look beat up while attending such a prestigious event." You crack your neck, stretching a bit as Neji takes up a stance in front of you. "Besides, we'll just have to set up another fight where we can go all out another time."

"Hmm, fair enough. On your mark?" Neji asks, fingers poised and ready.

"Go." You leap forward, kicking up dirt behind you as you move for a full frontal assault. Your fist slams into the ground where Neji used to be, creating a small, yet respectable crater while you flip your body around, avoiding any of those deadly jabs of his. "So about Lee," You start, flipping backwards as Neji closes the distance on you again. It's so nice having someone else who likes close quarters combat around. "How much stronger is he now?"

"Incredibly strong," Neji replies, spinning in place and deflecting each one of your strikes one by one. You can still see the steam they leave on his skin though, so he felt that. "It's like once he was able to actually use chakra he's unlocked something really scary deep inside. Most of the time the only reason I can even hold my own is thanks to the Gentle Fist." Neji jumps into the air, using the sun behind him to block your vision of him for a bit before he slams his foot into your face. You don't budge an inch.

"Well then," You say, grabbing Neji's ankle before he has time to react. "I'll have to have a spar with him soon too." You whip Neji around, tossing him away and watching as he lands on his feet, only to fall backwards thanks to the momentum.

>A. Keep the distance close, make it a full on CQC fight.
>B. Fireball jutsu.
>C. Iron Chain
>D. Iron Clones.
>E. Write-in

>>2466579

>B
>D

Multi jutsu drifting

>>2466579
>D. Iron Clones.
Make them use iron chains while we use fireball to heat the metal

>>2466579
>D. Iron Clones.

>>2466579
>>E. Iron clones with the clones and Hiki using the Four Witches technique.

Let's help Neji practice his blocking from all directions.

>>2466579

Supporting: >>2466596

Gonna' take a shit, so I'll leave the voting open another ten minutes. Sounds like ya'll got some good ideas.

>>2466579
>>D. Iron Clones.
Could we bounce Iron bullets (hollow ones) on the clones?

>>2466609
>Could we bounce Iron bullets (hollow ones) on the clones?
You could, yes.

>>2466617
Cool, doing Ocelot style ricochets is something I've always wanted to test out.

>>2466609
Would rather have the clones so we can use replacement jutsu on one of then. Since Hyuuga trust in their eyes and Neji will focus on Hiki we just replace witha clone behind him and punch the Hyuuga as we arr being replaced by the clone on his back.

D, clones it is. We'll throw in a little of those suggestions everyone had too, how about that?

Okay, roll me 1d100, DC 75

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2466628

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2466628

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2466625
Not like the two things are mutually exclusive, if the clones are of iron bullets shouldn't hurt them
>>2466628
Here we go

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2466628

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2466628

Ya' passed. Writing.

"Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, going through the motions of the seals before four more of you pop up. You nod to each other, the four clones rushing to wards Neji just as he manages to stand back up while you hang in the back. Your training with the Third has given you a bit of insight on how to properly make use of a battlefield, might as well put that training to work.

"Hnngh!" The clones strike at Neji, their iron fists and legs knocking the Hyuga back a bit before he starts in on the offensive again, poking them in the throats and sides. This freezes them in place long enough for him to start pushing them back, turning the tide in his favor.

Time to put a stop to that. "Iron Chains Jutsu!" You flick your hands out, a pair of chains shooting out of your iron palms and wrapping themselves around Neji's ankles. The moment of surprise on his face is all you need before you yank back, causing Neji to fall onto his butt again, allowing the clones time to get back to their attack. "Hmmm, this is a little too easy." You mumble to yourself. Neji's a much better fighter than he's letting on, and even at fifty percent he should still have something up his-

"FIRST GATE OPEN!" You hear him shout, cutting off your train of thought. The chains wrapped around his feet begin to spin with the Hyuga as he starts rotating, dragging you closer and closer to that vortex of pain waiting for you. Already he's taken out three of your clones, and knocked back the fourth one. Soon you're just two feet away from Neji, the chains somehow snapped off and he's got them wrapped around his palms, a small grin on his face. "Got you." He strikes out, that normally gentle fist slamming into your face hard enough to know you down on the ground.

Now that was a punch. Neji's about to strike you again, but you fire off a quick, hollow iron bullet. He dodges it, striking you once again. Oh if only he knew. The bullet bounces off your clone, causing it to disappear in a puff of smoke, before striking Neji in the back of the head and knocking him to the ground with you.

>A. Mount him!
>B. Leg drop!
>C. Arm bar!
>D. Get some distance and use Fireball Jutsu.
>E. Write-in

>>2466661
>B. Leg drop!

>>2466661
>>A. Mount him!
(lenny)

>>2466672
He will just spin around until we get dizzy.

>>2466661
>B. Leg drop!

Leg drop wins it.
Roll me 1d100, DC 60

>>2466661
Leg drop

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2466697

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2466697

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2466697

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2466697

>>2466704
Noice

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2466697

You passed, nice.

Writing.

>>2466704
>>2466701
God dam Hiki is a beast.

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You kip yourself up quickly, landing perfectly back onto your own two feet before leaping up into the, legs outstretched as you hover for a moment above Neji. "Tetsu Style-"

"Please no." Neji cringes.

"IRON LEG DROP!" You slam your leg back down onto Neji's face as your bottom hits the ground. You then wait a moment for the inevitable groan coming from your opponents mouth before you stand back up, ready to go some more.

However that doesn't appear to be the case for Neji, who holds up a hand for you to pause before he stands back up himself, shaking his head before the aura from the First Gate disappears. "I think we can call it your win right here."

"Awww." You whine a bit, wanting to continue. "Are you sure? I mean you don't look like you've taken that much damage?"

Neji nods. "If we're not going all out then it's pointless to keep going. You've got the edge for now, and you were the one who said he didn't want to get too beaten up before the wedding." Neji rubs the back of his neck, smirking. "But you're right, next time we'll be sure to have a proper match."

"Good." You say, holding your hand out as Neji shakes it. "Maybe we could even invite Lee? A good three way between friends."

"...I'm going to assume you don't realize you just made a very lewd joke and head on my way." Neji waves to you as he leaves, leaving you scratching your head.

What's wrong with a good three way?
---

>You're Suzu!
>FUCKING FINALLY!

"Now are you sure you guys can handle the store while I'm gone?" You ask your two assistants as they stand in front of you, wearing the super adorable aprons you got for everyone with last weeks money. "I mean, I can always leave a clone behind to watch out and-"

"It's fine ma'am, we've got this under control. Now go on, it's gonna' get dark soon." They say, bowing to you as you leave the store.

"Hmph, alright then." You let out a sigh as you clutch the paper bag tightly, but not too tightly so as to crush the contents, and head off. "I hope they'll be okay." You mumble to yourself as you walk down the streets of Konoha. You're still kind of mad at Susumu for not letting you participate in the battle between him and Danzo, but you can understand why he would want to keep you out of it. Still, it hurt that your Clan might've been in trouble and you weren't there to help out.

"Hey Suzu! Been lovin' the bread, thanks a bunch!" A random person says, and you smile and wave back. This happens a few more times, all these people who've come to enjoy your baking, giving you praise and cheers. It's so...weird. You used to be known as that tomboy who picked on the bigger kids, and now you're this famous business owner. Weird.

But soon you'll be coming up on THAT place. And it's making you feel...

>A. Worried
>B. Excited
>C. Angry
>D. Sad

>>2466746
>A. Worried

>>2466746
>>D. Sad

>>2466746
>>D. Sad

>>2466746
>D. Sad

Sad it is. Writing.

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...Sad, what else would it make you feel? You've been coming to terms with what happened over the last couple of days, and it didn't really hit you that it had actually happened until you realized that, you hadn't heard his voice in a while. You had made an extra special order of his favorite like you usually do, and by the end of the day they were still sitting behind the counter, stale and uneaten. He was gone, and he wasn't coming back.

"Suzu." You blink yourself back to reality, turning to see the Third walking beside you. You put on a brave face, wiping away the tears as you smile at him. But he saw, he always sees what's wrong. It wouldn't be Hiruzen if he didn't notice every time someone was sad. "Holding up well?"

"I'm trying sir." You say, the two of you walking together as you gently hold the package in your hands. "It's just...I know most of the people in my Clan wouldn't understand why I'm doing this, and it's made actually going a bit harder than it should. I didn't even tell Hiki and Taka about it, I didn't want them to worry."

"It's fine dear." Hiruzen tells you, placing a hand on your shoulder. "Tell you the truth, I was worried about going on my own, but with you with me I'm sure I can find the strength to power through." He smiles at you, a smile that could probably melt the biggest ice cube the world had ever seen. You both finally make it to your destination, the many headstones marking graves of fallen shinobi or loved ones. You pass by your parents, you and Hiruzen giving them a small bit of hello, placing some flowers on their graves before moving on to what you came here for. "You know, for all his faults I'd like to believe he truly cared about this Village, in his own way."

You stop at his gravestone, out of the way from the others, placed in with the ones who were deemed outcasts or unmentionables. The only reason he's even got a grave marked is because Hiruzen insisted. Everyone else would've wanted him forgotten. You sigh, kneeling down as you stare at the name.

Danzo Shimura

"...I'm afraid I just can't bring myself to say anything at the moment Suzu," Hiruzen says, wiping away some of the tears. "Would you care to start?"

>Well?
>What do you have to say?

>>2466790
Shit head. But still he took care of Atsuko.

>>2466790
Why couldn't he just talk and voice his concerns like a normal person? Cloak and dagger shit never ends well. How could the friend of someone so great turn so far astray?

>>2466790
>A lot of things in this situation are over my head right now, Mr. Danzo, but I just wanted to say that for all you did outside my shop, while you were in there, you were a good customer and a better listener. I will miss you.

....Okay then let's just actually have some options then.

>A. Say nothing. You're just beyond disappointed.
>B. "I thought you were a nice person Danzo, you'd come into the bakery often, you'd chat with me, you'd laugh with me. If that was just an image you had put up, to fool me, then you did a good job. Goodbye."
>C. "Why couldn't you have just been more honest."
>D. "I hate you. I hate you, and yet I can't help but feel sorry for you. I hope in the next life you turn out to be better person than you were in this one."

>>2466790
Danzo sir, my friends will have to forgive me,but regardless, you brought a little bit of sunshine to my store everyday, and gave Atsuko a purpose when we couldn't give it to her. For that, I'll save you a space... in my heart.

>>2466819
>C. "Why couldn't you have just been more honest."
>D. "I hate you. I hate you, and yet I can't help but feel sorry for you. I hope in the next life you turn out to be better person than you were in this one."

>>2466790

He just wanted a quiet life

>>2466819

>C
>D

>>2466819
I'll vote this >>2466820

C, D, and the write-in.

I can work with this. Writing.

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You give out a long sigh. "Why couldn't you have just been more honest?" You frown a bit as you trace a finger over Danzo's engraved name, tapping against the headstone for a moment, waiting to see if he'll just pop up suddenly and answer your question. He doesn't. Of course he doesn't. "I hate you, I hate you and yet I can't help but feel sorry for you at the same time." You feel the tears coming on. "Everyday you came into the bakery, you looked at me like I was your own daughter. We chatted while you ate and you even helped out when I was having hard times. But still, after hearing about all the awful things you did...." You shake your head, Hiruzen's hand gripping your shoulder helps you calm down a bit. "But even then, I still can't bring myself to curse you. You tried to kill my uncle and instead of anger your death just brought me sadness."

You breath slowly, trying to calm yourself down as you pull out a basket of donuts from the paper bag you were carrying them in. "Heh, I guess my family will just have to forgive me for this, because even though you did all those things, I still remember all the good times we shared, and for whatever purpose or reason, you also gave Atsuko a purpose when none of us could. So for that..." You can feel the tears falling down your cheeks as you place the basket of donuts down, forcing a smile on your face. "This one's on the house. Good bye Danzo, I hope turn out to be a better person in the next life than you were in this one."

You stand, Hiruzen handing you a handkerchief to wipes away your tears as you walk away, letting him say his part. Will you cry this hard when the Third dies? When Susumu dies? You don't know, the only thing you do know is that you're crying right now, and it sucks. "Child," Hiruzen gets your attention, his eyes red from crying. "I believe that's all that needs to be said. Are you ready to leave?"

You turn and look back at Danzo's grave, one last time. "...Yes."

You don't know what the future holds for this Village, or this family of yours. You just hope it isn't one filled with more bloodshed. More heartache and sorrow.

You don't know how much more of it you can handle.

>END
>I know I know, but I want to save the wedding for tomorrow so we can do a whole big thing about it.
>Hope you guys enjoyed the session tonight, even if that last vote was a bit, weird.
>Any questions?

>>2466855
>tearing up in real life for scumbag Danzo of all people
Damn moon, right in the feels

>>2466855
Keep running you gaylord.

>>2466884
All these cocks in my mouth make it hard to read the screen though.

>>2466889
What, is your asshole too full to take the load off?

For real though, these shorter sessions are a bummer.

>>2466883
Suzu is a good girl

>>2466901
Can't help it man. I'm not programmed to crank out hella' long sessions like I used to.

We should use hiki's autist breaker skills to reintergrate 2B expy back into the clan

>>2466919
Well we need some companion like 9S to make her busy you know?

>>2467232
So you are saying we need Taka to go get Atsuko out of there.

>>2467246
No not something like Taka but preferably who is very like to stab a lot....and no not that son of Mutaito find another one Atsuko.

Howdy.

SESSION IN THREE HOURS!

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>You are Susumu
>AND YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED!

"So, you nervous?" You look at Sasuke's reflection in the mirror as he stands behind you, fidgeting with his own tie as you expertly manage your own. His question doesn't catch you off guard though, since practically everyone the last couple of weeks has been asking you the same thing.

"Like I told Inoichi the last four times, nah, I ain't worried." You look at yourself in the mirror, grinning at your sexy self before firing off a couple finger guns. "To be honest Sasuke, after dealing with the likes of Orochimaru and Danzo, I think I can handle being married to Tsume...most of the time." You frown a bit, remember last nights cuddle session that left you with some fresh claw marks on your back. That woman is insatiable. "How about you, how are you feeling about all this?"

Your question surprises the boy, enough that he has to look away and blush. "I mean, I guess I'm fine. It's just sort of a big change you know? A few weeks ago I didn't have any family at all, and now I'm suddenly getting two Clan's worth. It's a bit overwhelming you know?"

You nod, patting Sasuke on the shoulder. "It's cool kid, I'm in the same kinda' boat you're in right now remember? Last year there was only sixteen people in this Clan, and now I got you, and the three little ones Tsume's carrying." You frown. "And Naruto and Karin. Still don't know how Chiyoko managed to get the proper paperwork for adoptin' those two, or who was high enough to clear it." You smile. "Guess that makes you and Naruto brothers then huh?"

"Tch, yeah I guess." Sasuke says, averting his gaze again as he sticks his hands in his pockets.

There's a knock on the door, and Inoichi walks in, dressed up almost as good as you are. "Everybody's ready to head out Susumu, just waiting on you."

"Right." You turn one last time to look at yourself in the mirror. This is who you are.

You're cool with that.

>cont.

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>>2469094
You head outside with Inoichi and Sasuke, everyone else is already waiting for you. Yoshi and Jubei are rockin' a pair of sleeveless suits, and you can tell that Hiki is dying to do the same. Probably the only thing holding him back is Taka's insistence. Anju actually dressed up for the occasion, only showing off a little bit of cleavage. God help the poor girls she latches onto during the after party though. Oji like usual is dressed to impress, he even busted out his fancy giant pipe, the one with the engravings. Chiyoko's dressed up like the adorable little button she is, riding on top of Bearchu. It's nice having someone like Taka around, who can raise the dead and shit. Suzu's got on her mothers old dress, and she looks downright beautiful in it. The other members of the Clan are dressed up too, everyone's really excited.

"Alright then," You say, taking a deep breath and getting everyone's attention. "You all know my wife, so it's probably not a good idea to keep her waiting." They all laugh at that. "Guess it's time to go." The walk there is peaceful, people giving you shouts of encouragement along the way and a few ladies even crying tears. Poor girls, they had their chance though.

Once you reach the Academy, because that's where everything seems to happen right, you start to feel a little bit of the jitters. "Shit shit shit." You curse under your breath, you're not scared of marrying this woman, hell you actually love the crazy bitch, so what's got you so worried? "Oh fuck the ring!" Who did you give it to?! You gotta' make sure it's still there!

>A. Hiki and Taka
>B. Bearchu. Ring BEARers duh.
>C. Sasuke
>D. Write-in

>>2469119

>B. Bearchu. Ring BEARers duh.

>>2469119
>A. Hiki and Taka

As much as I love puns Hiki and Taka deserve this

>>2469119
>>C. Sasuke

>>2469127
>>2469151
>>2469161
I've never seen a house so divided.

>>2469119
>>A. Hiki and Taka

Alright then, calling it here. Hiki and Taka have the ring.

Writing.

>>2469119
OUR ELDER SON
>SAUSEKE

>>2469119
>>C. Sasuke

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Right you gave them to the twins. "Hiki, Taka!" You whistle to get their attention, both boys heading over to you. "You two still got the rings right?"

"Of course." Hiki says as he holding out his hand to reveal an empty palm. Then slowly a iron ring emerges from his palm, with the inner circle being made completely out of gold.

"Oh, I just kept mine in my pocket." Taka says, pulling out a smaller version of the one Hiki has.

"I was told to keep it somewhere safe." Hiki adds. "My body is the safest place I know."

"But your body gets hit a lot." Taka says.

"The outside does, but my insides have yet to be-"

"Okay okay thanks." You wave them off. Better stop that now before they start going back and forth. "Now you both know how important these rings are right?" They both nod. "Good, just make sure nothing happens to them. If anything happens to them it's Tsume you'll have to deal with, not me." Taka looks reasonably worried, while Hiki just looks...excited. This kid.

You head inside the academy, the gymnasium having been fixed up to look more like a wedding hall. Two rows of pews were sit up, one for your side and one for Tsume's. On her side was the Inuzuka Clan and some of their close friends. You can see the Aburame's and Hyuga's are sitting there, with Hiashi near the front with Hinata and Hanabi. He spots you, and offers a friendly wave that you know is just his way of flipping you off. Fucker.

On your side you've got the Yamanaka's and Akimichi's, and the Third decided to take up residence on your side. Hiruzen and Choza are already talking with each other, and Inoichi gives you one last pat on the back before heading over to join them. The bears and the rest of your family take up their seats, and you begin to finally notice the distinct smell of dog in the air. "Wouldn't be a Inuzuka wedding without that." You mumble, heading up to the front. Surprisingly, Gai's the one there too. "Wait, don't tell me you-"

"I'm an ordained Minister Susumu!" Gai says, flashing you a smile and a thumbs up. "I wanted to make sure that when my beautiful pupils finally found the ones they love, I would be there to make it happen!"

Yup, that makes sense.

>A. "So uh, you haven't happened to see Tsume yet have ya'?"
>B. "So where's Kakashi? Don't tell me he's the one on the piano?"
>C. "So when exactly are YOU getting married Gai?"
>D. "Thanks again for helping in the fight with Danzo."
>E. Write-in

>>2469220
>D. "Thanks again for helping in the fight with Danzo."

>>2469220
>>D. "Thanks again for helping in the fight with Danzo."
>>C. "So when exactly are YOU getting married Gai?"

>>2469220

>D. "Thanks again for helping in the fight with Danzo."
>A. "So uh, you haven't happened to see Tsume yet have ya'?"

>>2469220
>>C. "So when exactly are YOU getting married Gai?"
My heart will break if he ends up in a wheelchair...

>>2469220
>C
>D
>E. Give it that gai flare,buddy

D and C it is.
Roll me some 1d100's to see if you can't get him to tell you who he's got his eye on. DC 56

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2469243

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2469243

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2469243
C'mon Guy, tell us!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2469243

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2469243

>>2469251
>>2469249
>>2469248
>>2469246
>>2469244
Wow that sucks.

Oh well another time perhaps.
Writing.

>>2469244
>>2469248
>>2469249
>>2469251
>>2469246

Well, maybe next time

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"Hey by the way, thanks again for helping out with that Danzo problem." You say, bumpin' knucks with Guy. Gai? Guy. Whatever.

Guy nods, though he frowns a bit. "Don't mention it sir, but I wish you hadn't had to have resorted to such...gruesome tactics. I was under the impression that we were simply going to capture the fiend."

You shrug. "Guy had it coming, in more ways than one. Anyways let's stop talking about that and move on to more important things," You grin, causing Guy to flinch a bit. "Like when you're getting married exactly."

"Oh! Haha, well you see," Guy gulps a bit, pulling on the collar of his outfit. "I certainly do have a special someone I've been seeing for a while, but marriage is still a bit out there for the moment."

"Oh? And who is this lucky girl?" You ask, leaning in a bit closer and grinning.

"I, uh..." Guy is sweating like crazy now. "O-oh! Look it's Tsume!"

You blink, turning your head...oh god. Such a shame, after defeating Orochimaru and Danzo, it's Tsume who ends up killing you. Because she just made your heart stop. Her outfit is just like her, out there but also completely beautiful. Hana is right there beside her, walking down the aisle behind her. Jees this woman is beautiful, it makes you wonder how exactly an idiot like you ever managed to land a girl like her.

Once up there with you, Tsume just grins, flashing a tooth smile at you. Her tummy is a bit bigger than it was before the fight with Danzo, and you're not exactly surprised. Three kids will do that to you.

"We are gathered here today..." Guy starts, but you don't pay him any attention, right now you can't take your eyes off your wife. Your wife. It still feels weird to call her that. When you were growing up she was the annoying tomboy who'd follow you everywhere. When you were a teenager she was that hidden beauty that you never noticed before. When did you start to have these feelings for her? Was it when she married her first husband, and you thought that you'd missed your chance at happiness with her? Or was it the day she mounted you in the middle of the street, right in front of the bears. Poor bears. "...Susumu?"

"Huh?" You blink, turning your attention to Guy. "Wazzat?"

"Your vows?"

"Oh, right..."

>Well?
>What'cha got to say?

>>2469287
I love you
I need you
I want you

Be mine and i'll give you everything

>>2469287

Let's try and not kill one another alright?

>>2469301
>>2469299
Using both.

Writing.

Guess who's about to crash the wedding?

>>2469316
Fuck, both shuck.
I'll make a guess. BROji?

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"I love you, I need you, and I want you. Be mine, and I'll give you everything." You take her hands, smiling down at Tsume as she grins up at you. Then, because you just can't help it. "Let's try not to kill each other okay?" Pretty much everyone laughs, including your beautiful bride.

"Heh, okay then you funny asshole." Tsume pauses for a bit, holding your hands in hers, rubbing her thumbs across your knuckles. "I ain't really got much to say. Guess I kind of always thought that you were a giant dweeb and the idea of marrying you would make me vomit." How your wife has a way with words. "But, given how much time we've spent with each other, I can't really see a future without you." She pauses, then grins. Oh god, she wouldn't. "Or that big ol' dick of yours."

Silence, then a sudden tune plays out on the piano, and you turn and...holy shit Kakashi really is on the piano. More people laugh, and you see Hiki and Taka asking Suzu some questions before she blushes like crazy, shaking her head. Poor girl.

"Well then, ahem." Guy coughs, blushing just as hard as Suzu. "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you..." He pauses, looking around somewhat, making sure nothing's going to ruin the wedding. "...Husband and Wife. You may kiss the br-"

Tsume doesn't give Guy the chance to finish before she grabs you and plants one hell of a kiss on your lips. More cheers from the people watching, and then Hiki and Taka hand you the rings. You and Tsume place one on each others fingers, and just smile. Nothing can ruin this moment.

"Shit I missed my cue!" You all turn, that familiar voice echoing through the building as Ironblood stands at the end of the aisle, smiling at you. "Ahhh Susumu, what a happy day for you this must be."

>A. "You weren't invited."
>B. "Unless you brought some good booze get out."
>C. "Hiki, punch that guy."
>D. Write-in

>>2469325
>>C. "Hiki, punch that guy."

>>2469325
>>B. "Unless you brought some good booze get out."

>>2469325
>>C. "Hiki, punch that guy."
TETSUOOOO

>>2469325

>>B. "Unless you brought some good booze get out."

>>2469342
>>2469334
>>2469331
>>2469330
We'll go with both.

Now then.

Roll me 4d100

Honeymoon's gonna' be a little early

Rolled 40, 2, 81, 11 = 134 (4d100)

>>2469348

Oo

Rolled 56, 33, 40, 6 = 135 (4d100)

>>2469348

Rolled 36, 42, 65, 69 = 212 (4d100)

>>2469348
And then Hiki punched him so hard he turned into beer.

Rolled 16, 68, 49, 40 = 173 (4d100)

>>2469348

Rolled 14, 90, 65, 36 = 205 (4d100)

>>2469348

Rolling again for Moon

>>2469364
>>2469356
>>2469355
>>2469353
>>2469351
Good job everybody.

Now who's ready to take a trip.

Hmmm, but that 90 might be a bit troublesome for Susumu and Tsume.


This looks like a job for....

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"Did you bring any good booze?" You ask, frowning down at Ironblood as he walks down the aisle. "Cause if now you can just get out right now."

Ironblood shrugs, smirking at you. "Sadly I did not Susumu, you know I'm not a drinker to begin with."

"Okay." You turn to Hiki. "Hiki, punch this guy."

"...Thank you." Hiki smiles, taking off his jacket and tossing it so that it lands right on Kakashi's head. Good boy. "Ironblood, though you may be family, I'm afraid Susumu doesn't want you here-"

"That's fine," Ironblood says, cutting Hiki off. He snaps his fingers, and Hiki is suddenly floating in the middle of the air. Wait.... "I know what you're thinking Susumu," He says, actually talking to you in your head. "I told you, when I bested Tesshin last time, I had finally obtained ultimate power, complete control." He grins. "And it's not just over me, it's over the entirety of the Tetsu Clan."

"You bastard." You snarl, stepping forward. He holds up a hand though, stopping you in your tracks. You can't even move.

"But alas, I'm not here because I'm mad, in fact I'm quite happy, you helped me obtain this power after all. So in thanks, allow me to give you and your beloved the honeymoon of a life time." Ironblood holds his hands out, his eyes glowing white as his hair. Four portals open up over head, one over you and Tsume, one above Hiki, one above Taka, and the last one above Suzu. "If you make it back alive Susumu, do tell me how it was over there. Alternate Universe are so much fun." And with that he snaps his fingers, all of you disappearing into the portals....

---

...You and Tsume are suddenly falling. And judging by the distance you are falling pretty damn far. "Shiiiiiit!" You cry out, gripping your wife tightly. You look around, the landscape completely different to the one you're used to. What's with all these tall metal buildings? Where's all the forests and trees? "Tsume hold on, I'll think of something." You look at your wife, her angry glare pointed at the world and thankfully not at you. You've gotta' think of something, and quick before you end up two sidewalk pizza's.

Just as you start to come up with a plan though, something fast appears in your vision...a red and blue blur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

"Hold on you two." Someone says. You feel two powerful arms wrap around you and Tsume, your descent suddenly slowing down as you trajectory changes. You're slowly heading to wards one of those large metal buildings before, whoever it is, places you down safely.

You catch your breath, turning around to face...who the hell is this guy? "Wh-who are you?"

The man smiles. "Been a while since I've been asked that question." He holds his hand out. "You can call me Superman."

>What do?

>>2469389

Resist the urge to call him a filthy gaijin

>"Tsume, I don't think we're in Konoha any more."

>>2469389
>>"Tsume, I don't think we're in Konoha any more."

>>2469389
>>2469389
Can you take us back?

Tsume, I don't think we're in konoha anymore

>>2469395
>>2469398
>>2469407
Surprised we've got a consensus on a full on write-in.

Writing.

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You just blink, staring at this guy in his blue spandex with red underwear. "Tsume, I don't think we're on Konoha anymore." You just stare at this guys hand till he retracts it.

This guy, this Superman just smiles at you. "Konoha huh? Can't say I've ever heard of that place." He rubs his chin, his perfect fucking chin, and seems to think to himself for a bit. "I was flying by for a bit when I saw you two falling out of the sky. I scanned around, didn't see any falling aircraft, so that leads me to believe..."

"We're not from here." Tsume says, stepping forward a bit. "In fact, I don't think we're even from this universe."

"Huh?" You say, confused.

Tsume frowns. "Ironblood, he said that Alternate Universes were interesting remember?"

Oh right. Superman speaks up. "Ah, so you're both from another Universe then. Interesting."

"Any idea on how we could get back?" You ask.

Superman shrugs. "I haven't the faintest idea myself....however...."

"However?" You ask.

"Well, I do know a certain Doctor that could help you."

---
>You're Taka
>Good boy

"Um, do I have to be tied up?" You ask as the man in the scary bat costume glares at you, the young boy in green and red standing right beside him. "I swear I didn't mean to drop down on you."

"Pffft, he landed right on your head too." The boy says, snickering a bit. One glare from the mean guy though, and the kid shuts up.

"Who are you, where did you come from, and how did you get into my cave?" He asks, leaning closer to you.

"I...don't really know." You answer honestly, this...Batman's eyes just squinting harder at you. "One moment I was at a wedding, the next I'm here, landing on your head." You sigh. "I just wanna' go home."

>cont.

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>>2469426
>You are Suzu
>Whoa

"Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai!" The tiny little robot man in front of you screams, running around the strange looking room filled with weird looking devices. Oh, there's also a giant head in a jar. That's nice. "Intruder! We've got an intruder!"

"Uh," You start, looking around for a moment before realizing the little robot man isn't going to pay you any attention. "Excuse me mister...head?" You say, looking up at the giant head in a jar.

"My name is Zordon...and you don't seem to be an intruder young lady, you seem lost."

"Oh well, that's cause I am mister...Zordon." Zordon, what a silly name. "I was kind of hoping to get back to my Clan Heads wedding, and to make sure my little brothers were okay."

Before Zordon can continue six new people show up in a beam of multi colored lights, all of them wearing SUPER COOL outfits. "We got the message Alpha," The one in red says, stepping forward before striking a pose. "You one a' Rita's latest monster or somethin'?"

"Whatever she is," The one in Pink says, pulling out a pink bow and aiming at you. "She's not gonna' hurt Zordon on our watch."

"Alright guys, let's do it! HEEEYA!" The one in green shouts, leaping forward and kicking you in the chest, knocking you back like twenty feet.

WHAT?!
>cont.

I want Taka to form a summoning contract with Batman.

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>>2469445
>You are Hiki
>Where the heck are you?

"Hmmph!" You land down out of the portal with ease, slamming into the ground hard enough to cause a small crater. "That was weird." You say, stepping out and dusting yourself off. "Good thing I took off my suit before this, would've gotten it dirty." You look around, and are surprised to see you're not alone. There's a boy, looks about your age, wearing an orange gi. He looks surprised to see you, and behind him you can see a bald, three eyed man laying on the ground. Weird. "Hello." You say, waving to them. The boy in orange blinks before smiling, waving back.

"And just who are you?" You blink, turning to look ba-OH WOW! You jump back a bit, landing beside the boy in orange as you stare up at the tall, massive green man with...are those antennae? "Another martial artist come to die at my hands?"

"I'm no martial artist," You say. "I'm a ninja."

"Really?" The boy beside you asks. "Cause I met a ninja once, and didn't look anything like you."

"What did he look like?" You ask.

"...kinda' useless." The boy answers, shrugging.

"Enough!" The green man shouts, and for some reason you find yourself pushed back just by his voice alone. "Whether it's two or two-hundred, none of you can stop me, Demon King Piccolo!"

"...Excuse me," You turn to the boy. "What's your name?"

"Goku." He answers.

"Well I'm Hiki, and even though I'm not from around here," You crack your knuckles, glaring up at this Demon King. "I know someone who needs to get punched when I see it."

>END
>HO BOY!
>Hope you guys had fun
>We'll continue sometime in the next few days, got house shit to deal with.

>>2469455
I think Hiki just woke up in heaven.

>>2469469
I dunno, maybe he's a little too strong for OG Dragonball.

I am honestly just surprised Moon didn't go for HxH to have Killua-twins shenanigans

>>2469220
>Hiki says as he holding out his hand to reveal an empty palm. Then slowly a iron ring emerges from his palm, with the inner circle being made completely out of gold
I.....did not know we could do that. That is something to remember for later.

>>2470187
OG dragonball does make sense for hiki though. He and Goku are gonna get along just fine.

>>2469455
...welp. Depending on how long this lasts, and if Hiki can awaken his Ki, he might come back as a literal god. Naruto gets crazy, yeah, but nothing compares to Dragonball once it hits... Eh, late Namek Saga or so, where every main character can destroy a planet with one blast.

>>2470187
>>2470348
Reminder that Roshi blew up the moon and he was a lot weaker than Goku when fighting King Piccolo.

>>2470352
Yuuup. And now that I think about it, Vegeta in the filler bit before they even get to Earth blows up the bug planet with one hand.

>>2470352
Gonna learn that Evil Containment Wave.

Fine, you all wanna' know Hiki's power level?

Power levels are bullshit, just like ninja stats.

>>2470361
Sure. We’re all aware power levels and stats and whatever are bullshit, but it’s still fun to satisfy idle curiosity.

>>2470544
Ah fuck it fine.

Everyone roll me 1d95+90 to see how you stack up.

Rolled 15 + 90 (1d95 + 90)

>>2470562

Rolled 68 + 90 (1d95 + 90)

>>2470562

Rolled 37 + 90 (1d195 + 90)

>>2470562

‘Ello.

Rolled 8 + 90 (1d95 + 90)

>>2470562

>>2470576
Howdy.

Rolled 17 + 90 (1d95 + 90)

>>2470575
Oh shit I'm an idiot.

Rolled 60 + 90 (1d95 + 90)

>>2470562

>>2470580
>>2470577
>>2470575
>>2470565
>>2470564
Tsk tsk.
Hiki's only got a power level of 158.

I bet even Yamcha could whoop his ass.

>>2470562
Damn do we get Tesshin Zenkai if we get curbstomped?

>>2470583
>If we get curbstomped
When that happens I'll let you know.

Rolled 91 + 90 (1d95 + 90)

>>2470562
this is now Gohan powerlevel

>>2470999
Would you look at that numbers

Nice trips

>>2470999
Thanks reverse Satan.

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Oh yeah we're havin' a session in like, 14 hours. Yeah cool.

Also have a WIP for the Sinchu Sex Lesson pic.

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>>2471530
10/10

Testing.

>>2471938
Tested.