Thread Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Stardust%20Crusaders%20QuestCharacter Sheet: https://pastebin.com/FJJUkT9NOffscreen events: https://pastebin.com/SGqnRYiAInfo: This game will take place in the fictional world of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure as you try to survive the events from parts 3-6 as a 17 year old girl named Hitomi Furuya and her stand Karma Chameleon.Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDusterManRules: The 1d100 dice are determined by the best of 3 rolls after the QM prompts the players to do so, if any of them succeed the dice check, its a win for them.Crits only count if the dice rolls over 90 or under 10.Write-ins are always allowed as long as you're not metagaming or deliberately trying to screw things up. Have fun!
>>2430655Let's fokin' do it lads!
>>2430655boohyah
>>2430655OH SHIT, we on!
>>243065515:15. October 12th, 1988."Watch out Polnareff! There's someone over there!" Jotaro spots a silhouette approaching the doorway in the distance with Star Platinum.It's a man, wearing a green turban floating menacingly to the doorway, stopping right before the group to give them a stoic glare."I don't know who this is or how the fuck he's floating, but I'm killing him!" Polnareff wastes no time and summons his stand to tackle the enemy."Pol, wait!" Joseph tries to stop Polnareff from blindly attacking the floating man, but Silver Chariot's attack is over before it could even begin as the unknown stand user throws a poker card at Pol's rapier, mildly confusing the frenchman."Greetings, Master Joestar. We have been awaiting your arrival. I am the butler of this mansion." The man speaks up. "My name is D'arby: Telence T. D'Arby, if you will. The younger brother of the gambler which you have humiliated in defeat." The younger D'arby stares into your eyes with a hint of disgust."So you're here to avenge your brother?" Avdol asks."No, not at all. This didn't even cross my mind." The butler bows, still keeping his poker face. "I'm pretty sure my brother told you that the one who is fooled and loses the battle is at fault, correct? That's something we both believe in. I can't bear a grudge if he only has himself to blame. Of course, Dio sent a hitman after the guy since he sold us out, but he knew of the consequences beforehand.""Wait, you agreed on letting your brother die after he gave us this map?" Joseph is surprised to hear."It was only a matter of time before Daniel screwed things up. he's too old-fashioned! He could only win by cheating and swindling, the only ones who had trouble against him were amateurs or other old-fashioned people." Younger D'arby goes on a rant about his brother. "It's no wonder why Lord Dio chose me to be his butler, I am sure he could see this as well."The other crusaders are clearly not interested in hearing about Telence's brotherly feud, so they simply stare at him in silence, waiting for him to get the hint."Now, if you would like to fight me and reach Lord Dio, all you need to do is to come inside this mansion." D'arby daringly gestures the group to enter the manor."Alright everyone, no need to rush in there carelessly..." Avdol warns, likely predicting a trap."I'm not a fan of waiting, so it'd be nice for you to just show us the way already." Jotaro points at the butler.>Be the first to step inside the mansion.>See if anyone else wants to go first.
>>2430655Yes im early!
>>2430662>>See if anyone else wants to go first.We gotta be there for Vanilla Ice
>>2430662>See if anyone else wants to go first.
>>2430662Hmmm... on one hand, his stand could be something like "Whoever steps across this line/into my domain get's their soul taken/turns into a pile of dosh" But on the other... I mean, we know what his stand is, but trying to make a thought process around it is a bit strange. Well, he said he was a butler, so perhaps his stand let's him completely manipulate whatever domain he is in, like the monkeys, is how I think she'd think of it. Well, might as well play the safe route>See if anyone else wants to go first.
>>2430662Can we write in here? If so>Absorb the mansion's walls and warily step in, telling the others to stay awayWe can deal with younger d'Arby, better not split the rest of the team
>>2430662>See if anyone else wants to go first.Hitomi is gonna be way up there on Dio's hitlist cos she knows Hamon and he fucked up giving her a stand. Let's not give him any easy opportunites to pick us off.
>>2430669>>2430670>>2430695>>2430696Growing inpatient at the group's silence and passive attitude, Jotaro decides to step inside, not really caring about D'arby's traps."Be careful Jotaro! His stand is coming out!" Joseph shouts, noticing a mechanical entity fading in front of the butler."I am Atum, which one of you dares to fight me?" His stand speaks out while D'arby grins at his own taunts."It's not every time a stand user decides to attack us head on by himself, he must be pretty confident..." Kakyoin ponders."Come on Jotaro, beat the crap out of him!" Polnareff says, making his japanese ally promptly summon Star Platinum."Let's make a wager." Atum points at Jotaro before the fight could start. "His first attack will be a punch thrown with his left arm, followed by a 3 second time stop.""ORA!" Jotaro seems unphased by Atum's prediction and tries to punch the stand with Star Platinum with his right fist, but Younger D'arby's stand simply dodges before the punch could even be seen."Wh-What?" The boy is surprised to see such a precise stand failing to throw a single punch."Oh dear, it seems I lost this wager." Atum grabs Jotaro's right arm as a vortex appears beneath the two. "As a reward, I shall take you away to an amazing world..."Star Platinum tries to catch D'arby, but is almost completely sucked into the hole by doing so. Try as he might, Jotaro is unable to get out by himself once inside the portal."I knew it!" Kakyoin summons Hierophant Green along to pull out Jotaro from his doom along with Joseph's Hermit Purple."Oh, do you also want to come in? Very well." Atum pushes both Kakyoin and Joseph inside the vortex before they could pull Jotaro out of it."Mr. Joestar! Kakyoin!" Polnareff rushes in, hoping to pull them out of there, but Avdol restrains his friend for falling inside the trap as well.Iggy simply stares in disbelief, unsure of where that portal will take them, if that ability doesn't instantly kill them.>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.>Begrudgingly stand your ground.
>>2430719>>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.WE CANT RISK IT BEING DEADLY
>>2430719>>Begrudgingly stand your ground.
>>2430719>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
>>2430719>Begrudgingly stand your ground.It seems like his power is again based around bets/games like his brother. If that's the case then between Jotaro's traditional game knowledge, Kak's vidya game knowledge and Joseph's bullshittery powers they should be fine. Also we can't let the party be spit TOO much here, the depleted side is easier pickings for Dios mooks.
>>2430719>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.>"Everyone, grab on!"
>>2430732>>2430727if EVERYONE grabs on we won't get split up
>>2430737Yeah but is that smart
>>2430746we're literally all there? the reason avdol and especially iggy died in the original work is because everyone split up
>>2430750Thing is I smell a bit of metagaming. oh well maybe it's just me
>>2430655Holy shit it's back!
>>2430753it's just being smart, we're literally balls-deep in dio's territory and our strongest party members are being sucked into a portal. the first thing that screams in our head is to grab onto them and dont let them get pulled in or we're all fucked
>>2430750Karma only has four limbs anon - if we grab Kak, Jotaro and Joseph then we only have ONE limb for the rest, unless we convince them to grab on (which is unlikely since they're wary anyway). If this backfires we might split the part even worse, or just have a canon senario.
>>2430760we're probably gonna get punished for that somehow I feel
>>2430745this could be really fun actually, 2nd
>>2430761if everyone grabs onto us, avdol by the waist, iggy bites onto our ankle, pol whereever we will either stay our ground or all get pulled in, depends on the dice i guess
>>2430767>Iggy bites our anklesNah no amount of coffee gum will tempt him into jumping into danger like that - we'll have to use the last limb to scoop him up and then pray for the dice to be kind to get Pol and Advol.
>>2430719>>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.>>"Everyone, grab on!"
>>2430781>>2430777>>2430734>>2430737>>2430731>>2430727"JOTAROOOO!" You shout for him as you see his body slowly disappearing from your view. The fact that you don't know where he's going scares you to death, and you're pretty sure that if it wasn't for Avdol, Polnareff would be the first one to jump in and get sucked with them.The portal is closing but you can still Joseph and Kakyoin's legs being engulfed by Atum."There's still time! Hurry, we can save them!" You summon Karma Chameleon and rush to their aid. Avdol is still skeptical about your plan, but decides to let go of his French comrade to see what you're able to do."I don't know where this is taking them. But if Jotaro dies there while I did nothing but watch him... I won't be able to live with this! Grab on, everyone!">Save Kakyoin>Save Joseph.
>>2430790>>Save Kakyoin
>>2430790>Save Kakyoin
>>2430790>Save Kakyoinif this is how it is, we gotta save Joseph. let's not metagame here: D'arby said that he is unlike his brother, who can only work well against old people and amateurs, meaning d'arby junior is weak against old people and amateurs. therefore we take kakyoinUnfortunately as useful as joseph would be against Vanilla Ice, that's fucking metagaming y'all
>>2430790>>Save KakyoinOur boi
>>2430790>Save KakyoinThis team need range, and Hitomi's hamon dust can't be overused least Dio works out how to counter it.
>>2430797>>2430798>>2430800>>2430803>>2430804>>2430810ROLL!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2430822
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>2430822KAKYOIN!!!
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2430822>8
>>2430826
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>2430822
>>2430826aaah fuck a critfail
>>2430832>>2430830Critfail AND a missed crit. Anons pls
>>2430826Critfails are only 1 right?
>>2430823>>2430824>>2430826And so it begins...>>2430831Have a gif
>>2430832>>2430835it's notr-right duster
>>2430790 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgQDlBz5G1E
>>2430836>Crits only count if the dice rolls over 90 or under 10.Think Dust may count anything under 10 desu
>>2430837It refused to post for me, and by the time it posted, alas, too late.
>>2430841>the best of 3 rolls after the QM prompts the players to do so, if any of them succeed the dice check, its a win for them.
>>2430846Yes, I know the rules. My internet died for like, a minute. So the third roll wasn't visible. Then it came back on, it posted, but too late.
Oh hey, Stardust Crusaders is running, lets se->>2430826
>>2430846Ah so critfails don't override dice check passes? NICE Duster pls
>>2430853They don't, but the DC was 75
>>2430853that's assuming we passed the DC>>2430852pic rel
>>2430837You use Karma Chameleon to pull Kakyoin with all of your might while Magician's Red and Silver Chariot try to save the young boy and hold you in place."Damn, you're all really eager to join in, aren't you? I don't think I have enough room for you all but it's pretty rude to shoo away guests like that, isn't it?" Atum wastes no time and pulls you, Avdol and Pol inside the vortex."IGGY! CAN YOU HEAR US?" Polnareff screams before being completely engulfed. "You better not bail on us if we don't come back! Call the Foundation! Fill the mansion with sand! Just do something!""WOOF! WOOF!" Iggy barks at the group, unsure of what to do by himself...."Hitomi! Wake up!" You're shaken awake by Avdol and Polnareff, who appear to be inside of a black void."Magician's Red!" Avdol summons his stand to see if the flames are able to lit up the place, but it has no visible effect.>Where are we?>What happened to the others?>Write-in.
>>2430887>What happened to the others?
>>2430887>Where are we?>What happened to the others?
>>2430887>>What happened to the others?Oh fuck, I hope we get to play as Iggy
>>2430887>>Where are we?>>What happened to the others?
>>2430887>>Where are we?>>What happened to the others?IGGY PLZ
>>2430889>>2430892>>2430895>>2430899>>2430904>>2430906>>2430917"Where are we? And what happened to the others?" You ask Avdol, unaware of your current surroundings."Dunno. We've been walking in circles for around 10 minutes now." Polnareff explains."If I had to guess Atum's ability is probably something to do with illusions..." Avdol deduces."Close, but no cigar. I guess you three weren't hearing my explanation, were you?" Younger D'arby's voice is heard somewhere inside the void, followed by a blinding light being projected like a film screen."Hitomi! Are you there?" A giant Jotaro stares inside the void, squinting his eyes to see if it's really you."Why the hell are you so big, Jotaro?" You ask him."He's not the giant, you're the ones stuck inside the TV." An enormous Kakyoin appears beside him."Exactly! Atum's ability is capable of catching people's souls when they're surprised." D'arby explains. "I could have just sent the three of you into the dolls I have in my closet, but I had another idea to spice things up.D'arby walks up to the screen and presumably lifts the TV up to show your body laying dead on the ground, along with Avdol's and Polnareff's."Wait, Dolls?" Polnareff asks, not really shocked to hear the first part since the same was already done to him by the elder D'arby."Exactly! That's where I leave the souls of the poor fools who have dared to fight against me!" He goes over to a small closet and pulls a female doll next to the screen, who's squirming and crying as her limbs are bent in uncomfortably painful directions."Oh D'arby, please play with me! It's been so long D'arby!">You sick fuck!>Wait, are we dead?>You're even worse than your brother!>Write-in
>>2430943>You sick bastard>You're even worse than your brother!the f word is a no no
>>2430943>You're even worse than your brother!
>>2430943>>You sick fuck!>You're even worse than your brother!
>>2430943>>You sick fuck!>>You're even worse than your brother!Obviously we are not dead ghosts dont exist we believe in hard science
>>2430943>You sick fuck>You're even worse than your brother!
>>2430943>Write-inYeesh, you're even lamer then your brother. At least collecting souls as poker chips was thematically appropriate. Collecting dolls is just creepy.
>>2430962backing
>>2430962sure lets go with that
>>2430962This.
>>2430962Backing tooHitomi's spitting more fire than Magician's Red today
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2430975rolling for rap skills
>>2430978>Hitomi top tier rapperVery niceu anon chan but where were these high rolls when it counted???
>>2430978Not quite rap god status, but she can do pretty well
>>2430985i only roll high when it doesn't matter
>>2430962Supporting.
>>2430962"Yeesh, you're even lamer then your brother. At least collecting souls as poker chips was thematically appropriate. Collecting dolls is just creepy." You say, playing ignorant to the fact that you have a doll collection yourself."Don't be silly. I'm not as cruel as my brother." D'arby says. "leaving souls ass poker chips for all eternity is a terrible fate. I take care of my dolls every day and even change their clothes. For example, this is Sonia. She's been my first lover during my 20s, and I love hearing the beautiful romance stories she tells me. Isn't her skin pretty? I'm kinda embarrassed to show them her off due to how pretty she is."The doll keeps moaning as D'arby rubs his finger across her thin arms, crying and squirming."Disgusting. You may act all pompous and overtly polite but you're still scum." Kakyoin scoffs. "Give them back!""Sure, but you'll have to beat me in a video game for it." D'arby points to a Nintendo Entertainment System with two controllers and several cartridges. "All you have to do is pick a game and wager your soul.""Let me check the system first..." Joseph uses Hermit Purple to see if the NES or the games were tampered with. "All clear.""I got this." Kakyoin beams with confidence. "I'm pretty good at video games myself. If there's anyone that can beat this guy, it might as well be me."Kakyoin checks the cartridges on the table and ponders on what to pick.>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)>F-Mega! (Racing Game)>Oh, That's A Baseball! (Sports Game)
>>2431010>F-Mega! (Racing Game)
>>2431010>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)Hopefully mike tyson won't be there
>>2431010>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)
>>2431010>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)We all want to punch out this creep, let's do it virtually AND physically
>>2431010>>F-Mega! (Racing Game)
>>2431010>F-Mega! (Racing Game)Because there's more knock-out votes
>>2431010>>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)
>>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)
>>2431013>>2431015>>2431016>>2431019>>2431039>>2431044>>2431058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE8vKLEK6A8"I'll pick Knock-Out! I'll wager my soul!" Kakyoin picks a cartridge and takes off his sunglasses."Very well. Let's get to it!" D'arby changes the TV channel let's Kak turn the console on."What, are we just going to watch the game?" Polnareff says as the title screen for the game appears in front of him."I guess... Still better than being a doll." You sit down and watch the game play out."I'll pick Lil' Mac." Kakyoin chooses the smalles fighter in the roster."Wow, how generic." Younger D'arby isn't surprised by his choice. "I'll pick Piston Honda since he has the same age as me.""Not to interrupt you two, but can you explain me how do you play this game?" Avdol asks inside the screen."I don't play it that much, but it's pretty straightforward." Kakyoin says. "Dodge and duck with the D-Pad, B and A for left and right jabs, block by holding down, Start to uppercut if you have a star, A and B to recover when you're knocked down. There's also the health boost to increase stamina but that's only once per match.""Uh... Can you repeat that?" Avdol seems completely lost by Kakyoin's brief explanation."How do you even get a star?" You ask."Fight!" The in-game announcer says as the two boxers enter the ring.>Play aggressively and try to do a combo.>Annoy him by constantly dodging/blocking and never attacking.>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.
>>2431071>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.the classic strat
>>2431071>>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.
>>2431071>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.
>>2431071>Annoy him by constantly dodging/blocking and never attacking.Let's put him off his game a little. Also poor Advol
>>2431071relevant music choicehttps://soundcloud.com/psyneelgangnampur/please-listen-to-my-other-stuff?in=user-311871549/
>>2431090Shit, this is actually amazing>>2431073>>2431075>>2431076>>2431078>>2431084Roll!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>2431102
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2431102
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2431102p
>>2431108>>2431107>>2431105Well, fuck.How are we supposed to use Under pressure if we're not Hitomi?!
>>2431105>>2431107>>2431108>Kak jobs againKnew that hot streak couldn't last
>>2431111>Not Hitomi>Can't use under pressure>Kak,Jotaro, Joseph all wind up in the TV...not the total party kill I was expecting. Hopefully us husbandoing the potato passed on some Under Pressure by association.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>2431102
>>2431108I tried to type "please don't job" and hit enter by mistake.
>>2431122>Critfail>Then rolls an 84 on the fourth rollAnon-chan pls
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>2431105>>2431107>>2431108well damimagine if we got THIS roll
>>2431132wouldn't have helped, unfortunately
>>2431136NOSTOPCEASEENOUGHWE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>2431142oh yes we arewhen I activate「Reach Out To The Truth」this dice roll will make its way into the future, ending up as one of the three final rolls against DIO!
Dont give up Mac! You got plenty of oxygen in your muscles! Punch harder!
>>2431156YOU FOOLWHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>2431171
>>2431105>>2431107>>2431108"(This shouldn't be that hard, I just need to wait for an opening and keep hitting him.)" Kakyoin thought to himself, dodging the first few moves D'arby did and managing to get a hit with a left jab on Honda's body.*Ding*"Oh! That's how the star shows up!" You notice how counter moves give Kakyoin a star, enabling him to do an uppercut."I just need for him to throw another punch there and--" Lil' Mac arches his back and prepares himself to do his signature move, but Honda cancelled his left jab at the last second to do a body blow on Lil' Mac's right side."OH NO! He faked out his punch!" Joseph shouts as D'arby moves makes Kakyoin oopen to a full knockout combo."Hm, I thought you were good at video games,Kak. That's the oldest trick in the book. Lil' Mac's uppercut takes too much time to wind up, you can't just do it outside of a combo and expect not to get hit." The butler laughs at the boy, who's desperately getting his fighter back up by mashing A and B."Wait a minute. Why is Kakyoin's health meter not full?" Polnareff points to Lil' Mac's health bar, which is at 70%."You can only get back up 3 times, with each return cutting down your full fealth by 30%." Kakyoin explains. "It gets harder to pull it off on the last knockout, so I gotta be more careful.""Yeah, our soul is kind of in the line here!" You pressure Kakyoin and watch the rest of the fight go on.Lil' Mac's HP: 70*% Piston Honda's HP: 90%Stars remaining: 1>Try another uppercut.>Go for a combo+uppercut.>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.>Stall the fight by dodging and hitting him until the timer runs out.
>>2431182>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.Even if he can read his mind, if you can play perfect, it won't matter!
>>2431182>>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.KAK YOU MUST USE YOUR GREATEST POWERYOUR SYSTEMATIC COMPLETE AND PERFECT KNOWLEDGE OF THE CONTENTS OF EVERY ISSUE OF NINTENDO POWER
>>2431182>Go for a combo+uppercut.
>>2431182>Go for a combo+uppercut.I believe in the heart of the dice. Let me roll, pests!
>>2431182>>Go for a combo+uppercut.Kak, life is not about how hard of a hit you can give, it's about how much you can take, and still keep moving forward!
>>2431182>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.
>>2431182>>Go for a combo+uppercut.But switch up your planned combo for something else at the last possible second. If he can fake us out so can we
>>2431191>>2431192>>2431197>>2431202ROLL!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2431216REMEMBER THE BASICS BOY! YAMATO DAMASHI! PUNCH HARDER!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>2431216
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2431216
>>2431222>>2431216IT WASN'T JUST A ROLLIT WAS A FUCKIN DEMPSEY ROLL
>>2431222I did it coach!
>>2431222Well done. Very well done indeed!
>>2431222>Playing videogames in the TV>Hitomi in same TVCommence transmission of [UNDER PRESSURE]
>>2431217>>2431221>>2431222
>>2431222Well done Little Mac! You are a world class boxer!
I wonder when bohemian rhapsody comes around will little mac remember us since we were inside the T.V
>>2431236"Are you planning on just dodging my moves for the entire match? You'll still lose when the timer runs out." Younger D'arby says, hoping the taunt would make Kakyoin change his strategy."What's wrong? Does it annoy you that I'm reading your attacks instead of you reading mine?" Kakyoin grins."Come again?""I saw how you dodged Star Platinum before, You didn't wait for him to throw his punch, you moved before he even closed his fist." The pink haired boy points out. "I thought your stand was just that fast, but seeing how you're so eager to counter me, it's making me think of another possibility... Surely you can't read minds or something, right?""Hgn! How did you know?" Younger D'arby looks away from the screen for a split second, giving Kak the perfect chance to start a combo followed by an uppercut."I didn't, actually. But thanks for losing focus and spilling the beans for me." Kakyoin laughs it off while Honda slowly gets off the ground due to being heavier than Lil' Mac. "Does mind reading really matter when if the person you're fighting against is objectively superior?"Lil' Mac's HP: 70*%Piston Honda's HP: 50*%Stars remaining: 0>Try another combo.>Play defensively.>Stall him.
>>2431311>Try another combo.
>>2431311>Play defensivelyWe've got the lead. No need to botch it up and pull a kakyoin here now. Play safe, play perfect.
>>2431311>Try another combo.>But the combo you're thinking about in your head is not the combo you button mash onto the keys. If anyone can do subconcious button mashing its kak.
>>2431311>Stall himwe stall him. kak keeps playing with>Try another combo
>>2431318This.
>>2431318This is good.
>>2431318Roll!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>2431364VIDYA GAMES
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>2431364don't job, kak!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2431364
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>2431364
>>2431368>>2431371>>2431372Kakyoin decides to close his eyes and pass the controller to Hierophant Green, who rapidly mashes buttons in no particular order."Nice try Kakyoin, but Atum reads your soul, not your mind or your body. The answer will always be correct regardless of your thought process." D'arby says."Great, I'll just overload your stand with information then." Hierophant picks up the speed, going so fast that it's hard to even see if he's actually pressing the buttons or just pretending to.And surely enough, Lil' Mac is able to do a few short combos on Piston Honda, making him go down with one final punch to the right side of his face."Time up!""Oh, good. My health was at 45% already..." Kakyoin wipes the sweat of his brow."Why is the time running up a good thing?" Jotaro asks his friend."Both our health bars get back to 100% on round 2, but we still stay with the same number of knockouts." D'arby explains. "Don't get cocky, Cockyoin. I can still win this one.""Now there's a pun even I wouldn't make..." you yawn at D'arby's weak pun.Lil' Mac's HP: 100*%Piston Honda's HP: 100**%Stars remaining: 1>Keep mashing buttons.>Find room for another uppercut.>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.
>>2431472>>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.
>>2431472>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.I'm not sure how well button mashing would continue to work here.
>>2431472>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.
>>2431472>>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.His focus on relying on mind reading might make his own play sloppy
>>2431472>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.Button mashing TOO much will wear Kak out and make him liable to slip up. As long as we don't give up our lead we've got this.
>>2431478>>2431480>>2431484>>2431488>>2431489ROLL!
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2431524DEMPSEY ROLL HARDER
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>2431524Let's do it!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>2431524WRYYYYYYY
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2431524
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>2431524
>>2431524Picture: Dio being bored out of his mind because D'arby absconded with everyone but the dog.
>>2431527KAK LOVES THE POWER GLOVEITS SO BAD
>>2431527Coach would be proud.
>>2431537>We come back to Iggy having killed Dio and saved Holly
>>2431527>>2431528>>2431530"Quit. Mashing. Buttons!" D'arby keeps trying to hit Kakyoin with no results."Ok." Kakyoin stops his sudden button mashing and simply holds down on his D-Pad, forever blocking Piston Honda."Grrrr..." D'arby lashes out against the blocked Lil' Mac, doing his perfect combo several times and slowly but surely bringing Mac's life down pixel by pixel."Kakyoin! You're at 15% already, do something!" Joseph grows frustrated by seeing him take free damage like an idiot until seeing Honda going blue and freezing in place."What?" Polnareff is confused to see the Player 2 not moving."Remember when I talked about boosting stamina once per match? D'arby did it in the first round, but I decided to do it in this one to get the advantage on him. Every attack you make costs stamina, and if you keep hitting without dodging or blocking you'll eventually run out of it.""Damn it!" D'arby mashes the A and B button in hopes of getting his stamina back up, but Kakyoin manages to deplete his health bar before he could get back into the fight."Low stamina also makes it slower for him to get back up by the way." Kakyoin points out as Honda gets back up only to receive to final jabs and lose the match.'Winner: Lil' Mac!' Flashes on the screen after Kakyoin dropped his controller, feeling glad that it's all over.You feel your soul being sucked out of the TV and back inside your own body, along with Polnareff and Avdol's."If I get in another fight that switches souls around I swear to god..." Polnareff complains."Seems like reading my mind wasn't good enough, D'arby. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a mother to save." Kakyoin leaves while Jotaro angrily stares down at the butler."P-Please! I gave everyone's souls back! You guys can forgive now that everything's back to normal right? RIGHT?" D'arby starts to plead for mercy after seeing he's facing Jotaro right after losing."Why don't you use your stand to find out?" Jotaro asks, letting D'arby use Atum on him.NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"Correct, can you also guess which hand is going to punch you in the face?" Jotaro dares him to find out."J-Just hit me with your right hand..."NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"Your left?"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"B-Both?!"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"ARE YOU DOING THE "ORA ORA" THING?""'Yes, yes yes.' Oh my god..." Joseph is annoyed to hear the same two words being repeated over and over again and keeps waiting until Jotaro pummels the stand user into the ground.(1/2)
>>2431636"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" Star Platinum blasts D'arby away with a flurry of punches as his illusion fades out, showing the poor butler with his face stuck inside a wall.17:00. October 12th, 1988.Stand User: Telence T. D'Arby.Stand Name: Atum.Status: Retired."Wait a minute... Is it already 5 PM?" You check Jotaro's watch while the group appears inside a random room."Maybe the illusion of that room could also slow down our perception of time like a shopping mall." Joseph deduces."Shit! What happened to Iggy?!" Polnareff worries about the dog the group left outside of the mansion....16:45. October 12th, 1988."God damn, it's been over an hour since those 6 idiots left. They didn't actually die, did they?" Iggy thought to himself, waking up from his third nap. "Polnareff didn't give me a time limit, so I don't know if I should take action or not...">Enter the mansion.>Call for them.>Take another nap and wait.>Run away and try to call the Foundation.>Write-in.
>>2431687>Take another nap and wait.The sun is probably still up by, right. He'll be fine.Don't tell me you anons are crazy enough to want to try to solo Vanilla
>>2431687>Write-in.Try to find any of their scents. Or those of Dio's goons.
>>2431687>Enter the mansion.We can solo Vanilladice are good
>>2431687>Enter the mansion.
>>2431687>>Enter the mansion.>>Call for them.We aint a PussyWe a straight up Bitch
>>2431687>>Take another nap and wait.
>>2431710>>2431714>>2431715Feeling ballsy today, aren't we?Ok then, give me a roll for >>2431701
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>2431747I tempted fate
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>2431747
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2431747A DOGS NOSE IS HIS LIFE
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2431747god damnit anon
>>2431749and fate couldn't resist.
I wonder if we could adopt iggy at the end of part 3
>>2431781>Adopt Iggy>Iggy and Stray Cat hijinks in part 4Amazing things ahead if by some miracle we get Iggy out of this in one piece.
>>2431784>we bring jolyene in part 4>Iggy brings his little puppersit keeps getting better the more you think about it
>>2431747God, even if it's completely impossible, I wanna try and solo Vanilla Ice and then Dio with just Iggy. It would be hilarious.
>>2431791Dio, no fucking way, Vanilla Ice? Let's do this shit
>>2431797I mean, if we rolled nothing but 100's... its not impossible, what WOULD be impossible would be Iggy's ego if he did manage to solo Dio, the smuggest of dogs
>>2431797Ye place too much faith in the dice gods, anon. They are fickle beings, ready to strike down hubris at moments notice.That said, pray to RNGesus and let's see what we can accomplish...
The problem is I don't think it'd be physically possible to make it to DIO without the others catching up at some point unless he straight up decides to tag-team alongside Vanilla Ice.
>>2431749>>2431750>>2431755"Hey! Get over here already! You guys didn't even give me gum before going in!" Iggy barked at the building, but no one answered him. "Crap... If they're all dead I'm farting on that Dio's face, even if it's the last thing I do! I didn't travel halfway through the world against my will just for them to lose here!"The dog steps inside and sniffs around the hallway, hoping to find any leads."Yikes! I can't even smell them! What's with this disgusting stench on the end of the hallway?" Iggy notices the stink of the dead, several of them.Sneaking around the walls, the Boston Terrier hears the moaning of several zombies after going deeper into the endless hallway. Even after Tempest and Billy took out a giant horde of them, it seems Dio saved around 30 zombies to rest inside his house. Classy."These guys smell exactly like the dead people on that mist village... I don't have any Hamon on me, but there's gotta be another way to take them out." Iggy brainstorms, hiding from the moaning undead nearby.>Chop their heads off with the fool.>Cover them in sand.>Maul them into pieces.>Maybe if you sneak past them you won't even have to fight them...>Write-in.
>>2431821>>2431821>Use fool to make a zombie clone>Have it blend in with the Zombies while you shadow them Taking the zombies on now might attract too much attention to Iggy, and if anything stronger than a zombie shows up he'll be in trouble. If you shadow them they might either lead to either the rest of the gang or one of Dio's goons (who Iggy can then try to sneak attack.)
>>2431860support
>>2431860This.
>>2431860yeah
>>2431860>>2431864>>2431867>>2431890Give me the rolls.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2431895
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2431895THRILLER NIGHT
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2431895
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2431895
>>2431897>>2431898>>2431902>>2431903Interesting...
>>2431897>>2431898>>2431902Ruh-roh.
>>2431912Summoning The Fool, Iggy makes a zombie out of the sand from his stand and sees if it can blend in with the horde, who stares at the new zombie with confusion."Who invited the new guy?" One of them asks."He's probably with Jim, I heard he was looking for a guy yesterday.""Did Kenny G. let him in?""No, No I didn't!" A fat zombie appears behind Iggy and claws him in the back, sending him flying into a pillar.The power of Dio's zombies is significantly higher than the ones created by Enya. So much so that Iggy only noticed the damage after limping back up, the wall behind him was shattered, the wound Kenny G. gave him is leaving a fair amount of blood behind, and the dog is pretty sure he broke a bone or two from the impact."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kenny laughs in disbelief after seeing Iggy. "Did this stupid mutt really think he was going to reach Dio by himself? Hey everyone! Fresh meat!"Iggy can't afford to run with his current wounds, but he manages mount The Fool, which chops off the head of a couple of zombies approaching.That wasn't nearly enough to defeat the entire horde since Kenny G's zombies are cornering the poor dog back into the pillar.>Run!>Keep them away with The Fool.>Make a sand barrier.>Glide away with The Fool.>Bury the room in sand. (May lead to exhaustion.)
>>2432041>Run!>Keep them away with The Fool.
>>2432041>>Keep them away with The Fool.
>>2432041>Keep them away with The Fool.
>>2432041Can we hop on The Fool's back and just let him go nuts killing the zombies while we're safe topside?
>>2432041>Glide away with The Fool.
>>2432050>>2432053>>2432065>>2432074>>2432067Roll!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>2432100
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2432100GO GO! ZEPPELI!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>2432100
Why has the gods forsaken us
>>2432106>>2432109>>2432110Well, that's not good.
>>2432115Something something flying too close to the sun.
rest in pieces little pup
>>2432155Well, it's not a crit fail, so he's probably only in a disadvantageous situation right now. We could probably still save him.
>>2432115I mentioned it earlier. The dice gods hath punished thee for thine hubris.
>>2432106>>2432109>>2432110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTazVw4IN6g"Come on, Fool! You can't let me die now! I wanna get back to New York and be the king of all stray dogs!" Iggy's stand desperately claws at the enemy horde, killing them one by one and shooting the ones outside his melee range.Making an opening towards the hallway, the dog used his own stand to guide him into an escape route by letting it jump in the air and gliding towards safety."Fuck... They're all dead aren't they?" The dog panics after seeing the horde of zombie following the trail of blood he left. "I knew this journey was going to end in disaster, but this is too much for me! Why is this happening?!"Iggy kept flying with The Fool, looking for the end of the hallway that never came around. Almost as if it was looping infinetly."You stupid mutt! You can't escape Tenore Sax's illusions!" Kenny laughs as the hallway flipped in a 90° angle and a gust of wind blew the sand stand back towards the zombies.Once again, the brave dog kept using his stand to maul the undead away from him, but as the blood loss started to worsen, The Fool's attacks started to weaken as the mechanical entity kept fading in and out of existence."AAAAGH!" Iggy screamed in agony as the Kenny G. took the opportunity to bite his front right paw right off of him, throwing the Boston Terrier back into the remaining creatures."Illusions... So that's what it was..." Iggy tries to stand up, but falls down due to exhaustion and lack of blood circulating inside him. "My vision is starting to get blurred, but I think the 10 zombies I didn't kill along with Kenny are coming after me..."Iggy wondered if he could still kill Kenny G. in this situation. Maybe he could bury the room with sand or play dead so The Fool could attack them when he gets up close, but judging by how his stand faded out a few times, it's possible that overexerting his ability could lead to his death faster than waiting for the enemies to eat him alive.>Try to get up and limp away.>Play dead and kill them all.>Bury them over your sand.>Hope the others can reach you in time, if they're even alive.>Something else.
>>2432288>Play dead and kill them all.
Guys... absorbing Starplatnumite let's us be aware in stopped time... What if we converted another stand into Starplatnumite as well?
>>2432305>DIO vs 7 star platinums
>>2432288Sand can erode any material if you blast it hard enough! Eat through the ground and escape straight down, sealing up your exit as you go!
>>2432316I should clarify...I don't mean to literally eat the ground. I meant to sandblast down through it.
>>2432288>Hope the others can reach you in time, if they're even still alive.
>>2432305>>2432347Lel 4chan said i hadnt done the captcha but was full of shit
>>2432304>>2432316>>2432330Alright, this is how it's gonna go down.Dice < 55: Iggy plays dead and exhausts himself to take the zombies with him.Dice < 70: Busts a hole in the ground and tries to stay safe.Dice < 90: Everyone shows up to save Iggy.Anything under 55 is a slow and painful death.Roll.
>>2432380I typed < instead of > but I hope you guys get the idea.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2432380
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2432380
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2432380
oh no
>>2432395I don't know if I should punch or kiss you
>>2432388>>2432395>>2432397What is this awful luck? Why does the plot wanna beat on Iggy so much?
>>2432409He is a dog.
>>2432409well he's not dead yet and hopefully under pressure will help with hamon healing
>>2432388>>2432395>>2432397Type 'Woof' to pay your respects.>>2432409I'm pretty much Not-Araki as a GM so maybe that has something to do with it
>>2432424Woof
>>2432424woof
>>2432424You said play dead... Is there a chance to save him?
>>2432424IGGY, I BELIEVE IN YOU.IT'S JUST ONE POINT.YOU CAN BREAK THROUGH THAT TINY LITTLE DIFFERENCE!
>>2432395It's not nice... it's not nice at all
>>2432424"No... I can't go down like this... I need to take him down if it's the last thing I do..." Iggy whimpers as the zombies get closer. "The Foo--"Iggy's stand fades out as the dog closes his eyes, letting his mauled body fall on the ground."Ha! One down, 6 to go!" Kenny G. says, picking up the dog and dropping Iggy into his mouth. "I guess it's only fair to eat him myself since he wouldn't have died without my help.""Fool..." Iggy summons his stand's paw to break Kenny's jaw, splitting his head on the inside before being chomped to death."Kenny!" The undead creatures look pissed to see the head zombie unexpectedly being killed."43 days... Damn it all, 43 days spending time with them and I couldn't even save those idiots!" Iggy uses his stand to rip the last dozen of zombies into shreds, motivated by the sudden adrenaline rush of imagining his friends being taken down one by one due to Kenny G. As Tenore Sax's illusions make room for Dio's real mansion, Iggy suddenly has an epiphany."No... I don't believe it... I fought against them myself... They're better than that... It's impossible for them to have died before me." Iggy once again drops down into the floor, squinting his eyes closed. "Hitomi, Kakyoin, hell, even Polnareff deserves a better death than this... Maybe that portal teleported them into Dio's mansion and they've already defeated Dio..."The dog coughs up blood as The Fool dissolves into a pile of sand, covering him like he was being buried under a grave."Oh well... Guess I'll have to find out after I wake up... I need a fourth nap after all this fight.... But when I wake up you can bet your ass I'm finding those humans to congratulate them on a job well done... They might have been dicks to me a few times, but they deserve it, they all deserve my respect, even if just for today..." Iggy says to himself, closing his eyes and letting the weight of his own body get the best of him.17:00. October 12th, 1988.Stand Users: Iggy and Kenny G.Stand Names: The Fool and Tenore SaxStatus: Dead.A brown haired man opens the door behind Iggy as Kenny G.'s illusions turn Dio's mansion back to normal."Tch. Pathetic...">To Be Continued...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
>>2432526Damn you anons, we could have just taken a nap and waited it out.
>>2432526We flew too close to the sun dammit
IGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2432526God damn it.
Next session is happening tomorrow at around the same time this one started. Feel free to ask/discuss anything before the last two fights if you want.
so from now on we all agree to never let kakyoin or avdol stray from our sight until DIO is put down?
>>2432655We never let ANYONE stray from our sight until Dio is dead.
>>2432702It can't hurt to last minute test if we can turn stands into other stands right?
So is Iggy dead for real, or can we pull some Joseph revival BS like Jotaro did?
>>2432842well can't hurt to try.
>>2432842 Even if all of that shit didn't kill him Ice doing the cleanup at the end there sure didn't increase his chance of survival.
>>2432601Our rolls were farily good, all of them were above average, I don't understand why you'd kill IggyWere all the DCs like, 80+?
>>2433540this is punishment for saving Avdol innit
>>2433540it's reasonable, considering that we left him all alonetold you fucks not to get involved with young d'arby
I just hope we at least get a chance to save him. Even if he's out of the last fights.
>>2433657We can only believe in under pressure now
>>2433657He "died" and Ice came in at the same time d'Arby was beaten - we might make it to him, but that's assuming Ice gives us time to even try to revive IggyWhatever happens, we need really good rolls
>>2433657>Stand Names: The Fool and Tenore Sax>Status: Dead.he's gone bro, shit sucks
>>2433673Duster never stated if it was B03 or not and we got that 69
>>2433673That's on you to believe he's dead, this is, Araki or not, JoJo after all
>>2433674>>2432380>Alright, this is how it's gonna go down.>Dice < 55: Iggy plays dead and exhausts himself to take the zombies with him.>Dice < 70: Busts a hole in the ground and tries to stay safe.>Dice < 90: Everyone shows up to save Iggy.>Anything under 55 is a slow and painful death.>I typed < instead of > but I hope you guys get the idea.Iggy plays dead. He is a very good player.
>>2433540The DC for blending in with the zombies was 70, the one againts the horde was 65 and the other one after that was already explained.Dio's zombies are really strong if part 1 is anything to go by so sending the physically weakest crusader to fight 30 of them could only lead to the disaster if you failed to do so. These are the last fights in Egypt so you shouldn't take them for granted.
>>2433874So if you fail you fail hard huh? I kinda expected for close failures to be lenient but I guess I got too used to merciful GMs. Let's hope we can bring Iggy back by some miracle
>>2433874At least Iggy took down enemy stand user with him.
It's time!
ICE ICE BABY~we're all gonna fokking die
>>2434022AAAAAAA
>>2434022O P EN D A G A M E
Also RIP
>>2434022"You feeling ok Hitomi?" Jotaro helps you up the stairs while the group escapes the basement, glad to have finally defeated D'arby."Out of body experiences are weird, but I'm fine." You reply. "Let's hurry back to the entrance, we need to get Iggy back.""Come on, knowing that ugly mutt he's probably still sleeping outside. There's nothing to worry abo--" Polnareff opens the door back to the entrance, instantly regretting to say every word in his sentence.The room was completely tarnished, covered by guts, blood and sand. The stench of the undead was still very noticeable, but the crusaders had no clue on what caused such a gruesome display of violence."Z-Zombies?" Joseph instinctively stepped back, ready to charge his Hamon."They're all dead... But how? We didn't even find any zombies back at D'arby's..." Kakyoin scratched his head."H-Hey, you don't think Iggy tried to go in by himself, right?" Polnareff stutters. "I mean, he was always too prideful or lazy to help us out all the time... There's no way he tried to look for us, is there?""Maybe, but where would he be?" Avdol conjures up his life detector with Magician's Red, seeing if he could find Iggy with his ward."No... Don't tell me that's him!" You point at the pile of sand next to the wall, noticing small puddles of blood next to it.The sand, the zombies, the blood... It all makes sense, but you refuse to believe it!>Rush to the pile of sand.>...Iggy?>Why!?>Who did this?>Write-in.
>>2434094>...Iggy?>Rush to the pile of sand.
>>2434094>Rush to the pile of sand.
>>2434094>>Rush to the pile of sand.
>>2434094>>...Iggy?
>>2434094>Iggy!! >Use Harmon to try to sense if whoever did this is still nearby
>>2434094>...Iggy?>Rush to the pile of sand.NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR A MIRACLE HITOMI.
>>2434115Let's kickstart our cloning program with test subject "I"
>>2434094>>Rush to the pile of sand.>>...Iggy?THE GOOD BOY NO
>>2434103>>2434104>>2434105>>2434106>>2434111>>2434115>>2434135"...Iggy?" You sprint to the sandy floor pile, hoping to god it isn't actually him, but as soon as you see a black and white paw sticking out of the makeshift gravestone, you feel a big lump on the back of your throat as you fight the urge to cry."IGGYYYYY!" Your desperate cry is heard by your comrades, who quickly rush in to witness the tragedy."IGGY'S DEAD!?" Polnareff looks absolutely devastated despite constantly antagonizing the dog."It's not like him to blindly fight an enemy! How did this happen!?" Kakyoin tries to hide his sadness by changing the focus of the topic at hand."H-Hey Hitomi... You can bring him back, right?" Polnareff uncharacteristically sobs. "You brought Avdol back when he got shot in the heart, is there anything you can do to Iggy?""I don't know! I had to heal Avdol and make his heart beat again back with Hol Horse... But this is different!" You fail to hold back your tears as you start to doubt Karma Chameleon's abilities.Iggy clearly lost too much blood to keep going, and you're not sure if you can bring him back in a flash by giving his almost dried up blood back. Even so, there's a chance you could just dismantle his corpse if you screwed something up, especially when you did everything right with Avdol and he still went in a 2 week long coma. Besides, you're going to be a doctor, not a vet!"Don't pressure her, Polnareff. She has no way to know." Jotaro defends you after seeing your eyes wide open in panic."IT'S WORTH A TRY, DAMN IT!" Polnareff shouts back at him.As the other group members try to calm Pol down, you notice something written on Iggy's deathbed when you look closer at The Fool's sand.'IF YOU READ THIS AND TURN AROUND, YOU WILL DIE'Your stop sobbing as the following words freeze your body to the bone. Who wrote this? Was it Iggy's killer? If he's behind you, why aren't the others reacting to it?You start to feel the same anxiety you felt when you met Dio back in August, when you thought you were going to die in a flash by him...There's no doubt this might be a do or die situation if you make the wrong move, but how the hell are you supposed to react to a warning like that?>Look behind you.>Stay still.>Warn the others.>Call out your stand.>Something else
>>2434221Let's listen to the warning, whoever wrote this, they're toying with us, let's amuse them>Try to revive IggyI TRUST IN THE DICE DAMMIT
>>2434221>Warn the others - everyone get away from me!>Hamon dust the place - Use Iggy's fool sand as well
>>2434221>Hamon discharge into the ground.
>>2434221>Grab Iggy, and yell at Jotaro to stop time and get us away.
>>2434229This.Hamon Gale!
>>2434221>Warn the others.>>2434227Not worth it imo
>>2434229OH SHIT YEAHHamon dust with Iggy's sandGrab him too
>>2434229>>2434234FUCK YEAH HAMON GALE
>>2434229>>2434234>>2434244>>2434248Supporting Hamon Gale.
>>2434229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgbloc65cio&tRoll
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>2434278YEEEEART
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2434278
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2434278YAAAAAAAA
>>2434278
>>2434285Hope this is enough.
>>2434280>>2434281>>2434285
>>2434285We gotta BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF THE DICE
>>2434296No fucking way did we OHKO Ice. Arigato, Iggy. Man it's gonna be so fucking bittersweet if we're leaving Egypt and we're only going to have to bury Iggy.
>>2434302Doubt it's OHKO but spreading the dust around the room will only benefit us if the fight goes on.
>>2434302Nah, but Iggy wouldn't even have a body to bury if you failed that roll, at least the poor dog died with dignity
>>2434314Rage mode Hitomi, her dog is dead, the air is filled with hamon and her enemy is a fucking vampire.It's all over for you fucker
>>2434319I remember how in the anime Polanreff says to vanilla ice "you started turning around the time I stabbed you" so my guess is he's not a vampire just yet
>>2434296"Overdrive!" Your friends bickering behind you quickly stay silent after noticing you kicking up Iggy's sand to see if anyone shows up.As the particles blend in the air, Jotaro spots a black orb the size of a door creeping behind you."HITOMI! WATCH OUT!" Jotaro's scream forces you to look back just in time for Karma Chameleon to leap you away with a kick.The orb circles around your previous position several times before phasing through a wall,leaving a large hole to mark its passing while missing Iggy's corpse by an inch."Damn it. Missed." The orb scoffs as a purple demonic face appears inside of it."W-What the hell is that!?" Polnareff points at the stand. "Why didn't your flames sense him Avdol!?""I- I don't know!" Avdol says. "It's almost like there is no life inside of it!""Don't bother, Hitomi Furuya." A man pops out of the stand's mouth, who was waving the sand away with his stand. "Iggy is already dead. Even with my failed surprise attack, I can still correct your arrogant belief that you can defeat Lord DIO.""Are you the son of a bitch who killed Iggy!?" Joseph asks."Trust me, Master Joestar. If I did kill that useless dog, the void inside Cream's mouth wouldn't leave a trace of him left." The angry looking stand user responded. "Lord DIO himself said that we cannot underestimate the power of human resolve after what happened to Hitomi, but filthy creatures such as dogs don't have resolve, proud souls or anything like it. Killing him would have been a waste of my time and energy.""You piece of shit!" Silver Chariot rushes in to stab Cream's user with his rapier, with Polnareff looking furious after hearing him belittle his dead friend. However the stand quickly fades out of existence before coming in contact with the Chariot's blade."I do not know where the inside of my mouth leads, but you will all be sent there. One by one, piece by piece. Vanilla Ice's Cream shall scatter you throughout it's dimension of darkness." Vanilla Ice's voice echoes throughout the room after The Fool's sand slowly escaped the room. Cream suddenly appears in front of Jotaro, who stops time to distance himself away from the stand before it's too late."RUN!" He shouts to the group as Cream relentlessly eats everything in it's way out of reality.>Run around the room.>Try to attack Ice.>Escape the building.>Run up the stairs.>Run to the basement.>Something else
>>2434478>Run up the stairs.
>>2434478>>Run up the stairs.
>>2434478>>Run up the stairs.FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>2434478Run up the stairs.
>>2434478>He said he missed...does that mean he has to aim?>Run up the stairs >While keeping an eye out on Cream to see if he follows you up or carries on rampaging around the room.
>>2434493>>2434506>>2434509>>2434511>>2434518Roll for your lives
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>2434535
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2434535coming though
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2434535
>>2434546[UNDER PRESSURE]
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2434535
>>2434546You and your music can go eat shit Vanilla Ice!
>>2434546Yo Vanilla I have news for you - Milli Vanilli was always the superior rapper and HITOMI IS COMING FOR YO ASS
>>2434539>>2434545>>2434546
Fuck FUCK FUCKi just read the archives to get up to dayF o7 Iggy you glorious bastard ...
>>2434578You run as fast as your bulky legs let you, following your way towards the second floor with Avdol, Polnareff and accompanied by Cream's menacing screeches."WAIT!" Jotaro tries to follow Cream, but is pulled away from the monster by Hermit Purple and Hierophant Green."It's too dangerous to go after them, Jotaro!" Kakyoin warns, afraid his classmate might be the enemy's first blood."They're going to die if we stay here!" Jotaro tries to squirm out of their grasp, watching the other half of his party climb the stairs."Hurry!" Polnareff barricades the door behind him with a sofa as soon as you and Avdol get inside. "Polnareff... This wasn't a good idea, why did you lead us further into DIO's mansion?" Avdol asks in-between his panting."Why not get further into the mansion? If we stood there in place he would have eaten Iggy's corpse, and the casualties would have been even higher if we all went outside, this was the best possible choice!""He said the inside of his mouth was a dimension of darkness, didn't he?" You affirm. "It seems he has to aim before attacking, but he can still sneak up on us without any sounds, smells or other life signs... How are we supposed to beat something like that?""Iggy's sand would have been able to detect him but... Damn it, and I was just starting to like the little guy!" Polnareff slams his fists against the door."Where is that coming from? I thought you hated him." Avdol asks after catching his breath."I did! But what Vanilla Ice said made me realize something." Polnareff exclaims. "He said dogs could not have resolve or proud souls, but that's incorrect! Stands are the manifestation of your soul! It was Iggy's prideful soul that made him enter the mansion!""What do you mean?" You ask."Think about it, the reason it took us so long to get along with him was due to his prideful nature. He refused to show affection for most of the time because of his resolve! And even then he let all of it aside to defeat an entire horde of zombies just so we could have a shot at DIO! Running away means betraying Iggy and his sacrifice! We can't betray the trust of someone who believed in us until his death! That's why I'm not running away! I'm getting to DIO and chopping that bastard in half, even if it kills me too!"(1/2)
>>2434764You clench your teeth after hearing Polnareff's truth bombs, but Avdol is quick to interrupt him."Pol, while you I agree with the first part of your statement, we are in this journey to defeat DIO, not to avenge our friends." Avdol explains himself. "It may sound cold, but stopping to help each other might worsen our situation! Our own safety must come in first place, we cannot allow Ice to defeat us because we tried to help one another.""I cant believe you're actually saying this to my face..." Polnareff bites his lip, angry at Avdol's implications."Revenge is exactly what broke your spirit in the first place, Polnareff! Don't let it blind you one more time!" The fortune teller insists, much to the Chariot's dismay.>Side with Avdol.>Side with Polnareff.>Write-in.
>>2434813>>Side with Polnareff.
>>2434688Terrible time to start playing isn't it?
>>2434813>Side with Polnareff
>>2434813>Side with AvdolWe have to keep a cool head. Even if we want to get revenge, we can't start diving head-first into situations. We're on the verge of learning how this Stand works, no sense risking getting caught in-between it and DIO.
>>2434813>>2434831actually changing toyou are right advol, but how can we beat dio if that thing is running around here, we have to take it out and we can still avenge iggy
>>2434813>>Side with Avdol.
>>2434841>>2434813Agreed. Polnareff isn't quite wrong, but he isn't right either. I don't think Iggy would want us to rush in head first to our deaths like he did. Take some time, regroup, come up with a plan.
>>2434813>Side with AvdolPlans save the mans
>>2434813>Side with Avdol>Mention how he isn't wrong, but his train of thought is going the completely wrong way
>>2434813>>Side with PolnareffHE KILLED OUR DOG FRIEND
>>2434813>Side with Advol>Polnareff, I want to make this guy pay for what he did to Iggy as much as you do, but Advol is right in that you blindly charging out there and trying to take Ice head on is going to get you killed. >We need to outsmart this guy if we want to have a chance, not outfight him. Let's try to think of a plan first!
That being said, if we completely grouped back together, we'd be in a real pickle, because that makes it all the more likely he'd hit someone. Maybe splitting up was the smallest bit of fortune.We still have Avdol and Pol. Surely Polnareff still has a technique or two up his sleeve he could use to hit multiple locations at once. If Hitomi can find him and Avdol can flush him out, I'm sure Silver Chariot's fast enough to capitalize on however small a window we give him.
>>2434880Avdol might be able to fill the room up with room-temperature fire. That would help us notice the path he's taking, possibly even better than iggy's sand would
>>2434880Yeah we shouldn't regroup but we shouldn't tackle DIO with half our group - have Jotaro, Joseph and Kakyoin just do fucking nothing downstairs and let us take care of Cream
>>2434889If Advol can modify the flame to look like sunbeams, we can potentially trick him into stepping into the sun. (He gets lulled into a false sense of security thinking its only flame that look like sunlight when BAM - actual sunlight)....But that depends on the group actually figuring out that he's a vampire...which they haven't really twigged onto yet....
>>2434841>>2434871>>2434858"Polnareff, I want to make this guy pay for what he did to Iggy as much as you do, but Advol is right in the sense that blindly charging out there and trying to take Ice's head on is going to get you killed." You make a case for Avdol."We don't have a better plan than that, do we? You're free to tell me why this isn't the perfect time to outfight Vanilla Ice!" Polnareff is still keen on sticking with his 'strategy'."Look, you wanna know why I refuse to follow your reckless plans?" Avdol objects. "I heard rumors about a shady man buying a manor in this city. The Speedwagon Foundation was quick to alert me and so I could aid Mr. Joestar in his search. I could have looked for the mansion myself and burnt DIO's building down myself, but do you want to know why I didn't do so? It's called fear of the unknown.""But--""And before you have the nerve to call me a coward, I'll make it very clear that there wasn't one day where I didn't consider doing the opposite. I had to sacrifice Cairo's safety for my own! Do you know how that feels? The ones DIO killed could have been my friends, my customers, or even my family! But I won't even get to know that if I follow you into an early grave, will I?""Fine, you win..." Polnareff takes Avdol's words to heart and drops the conversation with a deep sigh."We'll mourn the fallen when the time comes. Tell you what, if my plan works, I'll treat you all to the best restaurant in all of Egypt. What do you say?" Avdol teases him with a promise."Will we drink coffee for Iggy?" Polnareff smiles."You betcha." The magician ends the scuffle with a light fist bump.Unfortunately the happy consensus is interrupted by Cream's screeching, eats away at the barricade made by Polnareff and destroying the staircase behind him."Shit! Is there anything this asshole can't eat?" Polnareff runs to the end of the hallway with you and Avdol."Stop!" Avdol stretches his arms against the doorway after seeing a hole inside the floor they were about to get in, showing that Vanilla Ice may have already entered the room."He's nearby, but I take it he's not gonna show up when we want him to." Polnareff calls for Silver Chariot. "Watch my back, Hitomi! I'll watch yours!""What should I do then?" Avdol summons his stand.>Keep an eye on that hole.>Watch the ceiling.>Light up the room.>Turn up the heat.>Something else
>>2434991>Turn up the heat.Seconding >>2434889 to see if Advol can make room temp flames that can track Cream's path
>>2434995This.
>>2434991>>Watch the ceiling.
>>2434991>Turn up the heat
>>2434995>>2435002>>2435007>>2435014>>2435024He can do both so it's fine.Roll pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsyondTsrqM
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>>2435032[U N D E R P R E A S S U R E]
>>2435032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
>>2435032>>2435029OH BOY THANK GOD FOR UNDER PRESSURE
>>2435032It's amazing to see how many consecutive crits you guys can get when it matters.
>>2435052Gotta make up for killing Iggy somehow
>>2435052Just wait until we get another one and bring Iggy back from the dead.
>>2435061Yeah, just gotta turn him to stone or something then de-stone-ify him later and try fixing him that way.If it works... and we want to cross that boundry.
>>2435064>de-petrify a living being turned into stone>have to research other living beings that do the same thing>mfw there’s precedent for this alreadyULTIMATE HITOMI PLOT HOOK
>>2435076That...Makes a lot of sense, actually. Fuck.
>>2435029>>2435030>>2435032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8n7zt4D-0Y"Watch for the ceiling Avdol! And try to heat this place up, maybe then we'll be able to track his movements!" You order."With pleasure. Crossfire!" Magician's Red burns the floor around him, making the flames rise up into the 3rd floor.The room's temperature slowly rises to what feels like 60° Celsius, making the greenhouse effect unbearable if it weren't for Polnareff's generous idea."I know we walked through some deserts before, but this is getting annoying!" Silver Chariot sheds off it's armor to use it's rotating rapier as a fan, redirecting the vapor back at where it was supposed to stay."If Ice has to aim before attacking with Cream, chances are he can't see inside his own stand. Otherwise he wouldn't just float in straight lines and circles... which means that as soon as shows his face..." Polnareff rationalizes Cream's ability before noticing the void stand appearing on the far end of the room."AARRGH!" Vanilla Ice screams in anguish after getting his face burnt by Magician's Red."--That he's open for an attack!" Silver Chariot stabs repeatedly at the stand user, turning him into a pincushion in a matter of seconds with the final blow being a piercing straight through the heart."You made it!" You congratulate Polnareff."There's your other weakness, Ice!" Avdol taunts his foe. "Aside from being easily traced by Magician's Red, you need to poke your head out of the dimension of darkness to confirm our location!""Suck on my sword, fucker-- HGN!" Polnareff gyrates the sword inside of Vanilla's heart, but Cream still hangs onto life despite it's user being mortally wounded."I refuse to die! I don't have time to suffer! I need to kill the Joestar family and the others! Only then will I be able to die!" Vanilla Ice angrily grabs Polnareff's left hand and tries do put it inside Cream's mouth.Silver Chariot's strength is all about it's speed. since taking off the armor greatly reduces it's durability, Cream might as well be fighting against a glorified skeleton, Polnareff has no chance to pull his arm back from a standstill!>Jump in and yank Silver Chariot away from Cream.>Overdrive Ice's head.>See if Avdol can help him out.>Something else.
>>2435256>OVERDIRVEU!
>>2435256>Overdrive Ice's head.
>>2435256The thought to just... cut off the hand and then strike at ice comes to mind. If we're quick about it and cream doesn't swallow the hand, we could reattach it. But if it does...
>>2435256Can we do both?>Overdrive Ice's head.while at the same time>Have Advol burn off the arm trying to pull Pon inIf not voting for MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>2435256>>Overdrive Ice's head.
>>2435256>>Overdrive Ice's head.>Shout for Avdol to help Polnareff
>>2435273
>>2435256>>2435273both, we have 4 fucking arms, USE THEMwe wont loose anyone else!!
>>2435279Oh shit, we do have more than one pair...We could use karma to turn his arm to something heat resistant and then MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>2435283Remember when we beat Silver Chariot by turning him into Gold Chariot? No fucking way he can yank something that heavy into Cream in a swift motion, even with the armor gone. Not to mention gold has a melting point of 1,064 degrees. It'll be trivial to withstand even the hottest flames Magician's Red can put out.
KARMA PULLS ON SILVER CHARIOT, WE OVERDRIVE ICE AND AVDOL BURNS CREAMS ARM THATS HOLDING ONTO POL
>>2435310we dont know if we have gold on us, but avdol has his chains, i hope to god those are gold, that would make it harder for ice to pull him in and we could pummel the shit out of him with a hamon charged blood karma
>>2435310Can we try this? Does Avdol have gold on him?
>>2435320Could we try channeling an Overdrive through Silver Chariot? If we wanted to be super safe, then Hitomi could do that without passing the charge through KC, which would make the charge harmless for Polnareff but still harmful for Vanilla Ice’s arm and the rest of his body.
>>2435335Thing is we've never actually tried this before, so if we fuck up the rolls it might do pol more harm than good and we don't want to cripple anyone when Dio is around the cornerIt might be safer for Hitomi to just straight up whale at Ice
>>2435343This is a jojo quest man. Crazier the plan, and the more items we use in our tool box, the more likely it is to work
Here, I'll broaden your options on how to approach Cream.>Absorb the gold from Avdol's chains to get into the fire and reach Polnareff.>Overdrive through Polnareff's body>Tell Avdol to put out the fire so you can help out Pol.>Try to absorb Avdol's flames
>>2435370wrong we just have to go ham, we keep eating shit when we improvise
>>2435372>>Overdrive through Polnareff's body
>>2435372>Absorb the gold from Avdol's chains to get into the fire and reach Polnareff.
>>2435372>Overdrive through Polnareff's body
>>2435372>Absorb the goldFOUR GOLDEN ANCHORS KEEPING POL SAFE.
>>2435372>>Overdrive through Polnareff's bodyWe gonna do what Will Zeppelli did to that rock, except the rock is Vanilla Ice and the frog is another frog. Geddit?!
>>2435390>>2435400>>2435378>>2435380Roll for Hitomi's first real kill.Give me a 50 at the very least. Now!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2435441OH GOSH
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2435441imagine if we fail
>>2435447based anon with the save
>>2435447Thank god you were here then.
>>2435447THIS IS FOR IGGY YOU BASTARD
>>2435447you fucking saved poljeuss christ
>>2435447
>>2435447thanks to your we dont
>>2435447Congrats
>>2435449>>2435452>>2435459>>2435462don't thank me anons, because you see, deep down I wanted to failI wanted Pol to die. I get high of fuck ups and character deaths. I know, it's weird
>>2435484Then hahaha fucking loser
>>2435484hahaha fucking loser
>>2435484It's not that weird, It's interesting to write failures too
Go to Iggy's corpse afterwards. Try anything, even if it is in vain. If nothing works, get his corpse out before going to Dio.
>>2435484we found a fraction of the dicegod paradoxwishing for a failure he failed so we could succedwe succeded because of his failureand the dicegods got their failure and our winfucking bastards
>>2435444>>2435446>>2435447"First Iggy... Now Polnareff is gonna die too?" You instinctively charge the longest Hamon breathing your lungs can handle. "NO! I WON'T HAVE IT!"Your body emanates a yellow aura noticeable even from inside the fire, lighting up the room like the sun itself.Using Karma Chameleon to absorb Avdol's golden necklace, you transfer the energy to the golden dancer at your side and command her to jump inside the inferno."KORESOREKORESOREKORESOREKORESORE!" Karma utterly destroys Vanilla Ice's torso with her punches, letting Silver Chariot escape the fiery grasp of Cream and go back inside his user."A normal human wouldn't melt like that with a single Hamon strike... DIO must have turned into a vampire with his blood... I knew there was something weird with you once you tanked a heart puncturing, but to think you have turned into a monster only present in horror stories is even scarier..." Polnareff struggles to move, feeling the full effect of Magician Red's flames, but still watching Vanilla Ice's body crumble."Come on, Vanilla Ice! Weren't you going on about killing everyone in our group? Do it! Prove it that you're not just a soulless, filthy vampire just like DIO!" Avdol taunts the vampire.Vanilla Ice tries to get back inside Cream so the damage couldn't spread to the rest of his body, but after losing his torso his head falls on the ground while he screams in agony."I WILL NOT DIIIE!""Go to hell." Karma Chameleon destroys Vanilla Ice's head with her 4 arms, clasping her hangs together before squishing what little was left of Ice into a pile of ashes.17:30. October 12th, 1988.Stand User: Vanilla IceStand Name: CreamStatus: Dead.Avdol puts out his fire and attends to you and Polnareff. Spending that much time inside a giant oven like that hurt like a bitch, even despite you using your Hamon combined with Karma's golden form."We...We made it..." Polnareff crouches down, feeling the exhaustion of his body catching up to him, if you got tired of it after a few seconds Pol must be close to fainting at the very least.>It's not over yet though...>Who's warning the others?>You better show us a damn good restaurant, Avdol!>Write-in.
>>2435626>It's not over yet though...>Who's warning the others?We need to do something for iggy and see about healing possible burns.
>>2435626>You better show us a damn good restaurant, Avdol!>Tend to Polnareff with Hamon
>>2435632This.Maybe Iggy can come back if his body is healed? Okuyasu did it.
>>2435636yeah. If not, we could always see about that stone thing...
>>2435626>Tend to Pol with Hamon>You better show us a damn good restaurant, Avdol!>Who's warning the others?
>>2435626>It's not over yet though...>Who's warning the others?>try to heal pol
>>2435626>>It's not over yet though...>>Who's warning the others?And yeah i'll say hamon healing
>>2435626>>It's not over yet though...
>>2435636Okuyasu got healed in a matter of minutes by a stand miles better at healing than Hitomi's. If a time stamp shows up chances are he's not coming back.>>2435632>>2435633>>2435642>>2435649>>2435652>>2435661Roll for healing since they're both damaged
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Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2435677We just have to get better then, in the future...
>>2435680Under Pressure
>>2435680Jesus H. Christ Dio's fucking dead.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>2435677If you need a last roll
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2435677>>2435680>>2435688Only if we havent already blown our load
>>2435680>Critting on healingWe're going back up to full, it seems.Even better, us and polnareff are going to be re-energized.
>>2435690>>2435689>>2435681>>2435680>these rollsWe're coming for your sorry ass, DIO!
>>2435720OI OI! Enough with this hubris!
>>2435720>>2435721Yeah I agree, don't count your chickens before they hatch anon. This is Dio (serious mode) we're talking about here.
>>2435739DIO BLANCO
>>2435754Esto es el fin, Jotaro.
>>2435680>>2435681>>2435690"It's not over yet though... Here." You limp over to Polnareff a sample of your energy, healing some of his burnt skin and easing the tension of his muscles."Thanks..." He smiles. "It's not a full stay in the hospital, but that might be enough energy to stay for the final fight." "Arrogant bastard..." You tap Pol on the shoulder. "You better show us a damn good restaurant when this is over, Avdol!""The best." Avdol replies."Great... Who's warning the others though?" You ask, remembering the group that the stairs are broken."You don't have to." Kakyoin's voice answers your question before Hierophant Green climbs up the hole Vanilla Ice made on the floor, carrying Jotaro and Joseph with him."Jotaro!" You fix your hair and walk towards him, noticing that the Hamon healing worked better on you than it did on Polnareff."You should have seen him when Vanilla Ice went after you. 'Let go of me! Hitomi's in danger! The ground is burning! Did Avdol die?!' To be frank I don't even know how Kakyoin and I managed to restrain this behemoth from jumping in the fight." Joseph tries to imitate his grandson's baritone voice."Good grief, Old Man. Stop embarrassing me." Jotaro looks away, angry at his grandpa for making fun of his feelings.>Awwwwww! Is that true Jotaro?>Who's ready to kill another vampire?>Did you guys check up on Iggy?>Write-in.
>>2435771>Hug him>Did you guys check up on Iggy?
>>2435771>Did you guys check up on Iggy?At least heal and clean his corpse if we cant save him.
>>2435771>>Hug him>>Did you guys check up on Iggy?big fucking cuddle giant
>>2435774SecondingAlso who knew emoting potatoes could be this cute
>>2435774seconding>>2435786his new nickname is sweet potato
>>2435774You wrap your arms around Jotaro and pull in for a hug, to which he lifts you higher so you're both facing each other. The difference between 163 centimeters and 195 shouldn't be that inconvenient... Maybe you should wear high heels around him when this is over."Good to know you're safe." Jotaro puts you back on the ground, relieved to see you in good health."Did you guys check up on Iggy?" You're curious to know what happened to him, but Joseph simply lowers his head."We called the Foundation to retrieve his body... He didn't make it, but we figured he at least deserved a proper burial..." Kakyoin informs."I see, guess there's one more vampire left so that Iggy can rest in piece..." Polnareff looks up the last staircase before Dio's private bedroom."Yeah, about that... We kind of found a guy back there who thought he was a vampire." Joseph says. "He tried to run after you two but he died when Vanilla Ice destroyed the stairs.""Weird... But no point in speculating since he probably wasn't important..." Avdol sighs."Is there anything you guys want to say before climbing up the 3rd floor? If there's something important to tell, now's the chance." Polnareff keeps staring at the dark stairs, only partially illuminated by the floor the group is in.>We should look for that stand arrow.>Be careful, everyone.>I love you Jotaro.>Write-in.
>>2435891>We should look for that stand arrow.>Be careful, everyone.
>>2435891>>We should look for that stand arrow.
>>2435891Let's see... we could try starplatinumite-ing everyone's stands first off. I have no doubt either dio is going to monologue, or he'll go straight for the kill using time stop. After dealing with Dio, we should look for that arrow and whatever else dio might have hidden Say careful to everyone, then tell jotaro specifically once more that we love him, yeah?... do we have any glass or mirror shards on us? Just wondering.
>>2435915Not really
>>2435948We probably should get some. copy some glass and mirror bits onto something... maybe we can use it to redirect sunlight...?if the sun is up or something.... Doubt Dio would give us that advantage though.
>>2435891>Polnareff...don't forget, you've got someone you have to get back to. Fight for her sake.>Avdol, you have a hometown to avenge. Make Dio burn for what he did to everyone.>Kakyoin, you have a family that wants to see you back safe and sound.>And for the Jojos...you've got a Holly to save.>Let's do this. I won't accept anyone else dying today! So watch each other's backs as best as you can!
>>2435908>>2435914>>2435954"We should look for that stand arrow." You remind the group about the reason you were even able to accompany them in this trip."Damn I almost forgot about that, good memory you got there." Joseph curses his old age."I doubt DIO will let us look inside his room while we fight, so let's deal with that after he's dead. Anything else?" Jotaro says."Yes, actually..." You clean your throat for the pep talk of your life:"Polnareff... don't forget you've got someone you have to get back to. You better give your all for her sake!" You mention Malena to the Frenchman, who simply blushes in response."Fine.""Avdol, you have a hometown to avenge. Make Dio burn for what he did to everyone." You turn over to the fortune teller and try to motivate him as well."Vengeance is not my thing, but I'll keep that in mind.""Kakyoin, you have a family that wants to see you back safe and sound, and the same goes for Holly." You look to the other 3 combatants, who nod in return."No one else is doing today, ok? Stay sharp!" You all summon your stands and climb up the staircase.After the first few steps, you start to realize how pitch black DIO's floor really is. If it wasn't for Magician's Red you would have tripped over everything in your way."Wryyyyyyyy..." You hear a familiar voice scare the pants out of you above the stairs, looking down on you and your friends like a spider to a prey stuck in it's cobweb."Well well well, If it isn't The Joestar Family and their buddies!" The iconic blonde vampire speaks up in a mocking tone. "Kakyoin, Hitomi and Polnareff. It sure has been a while...""DIO... At last..." Joseph angrily stares at his grandfather's body, stolen by the blood sucking monster in front of him. "We have finally met face to face...">To Be Continued...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>2436046Rolling for how glorious the crusader's poses are when they meet dio
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>2436056We need more style than that.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2436056best of 3, mofo
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2436056Meager... YOU FOOL!Might as well give it a try>>2436046Thanks for running, dust!can we get DIO's POV while they were running around the mansion?
>>2436066>>2436062>>2436056This is the Camel Incident all over again, the universe will never let Hitomi look cool out of danger.
>>2436078Never ever ever
>>2436066Sure, thanks for tuning in. I'll start the thread's last session on tomorrow unless anything happens irl.Give me a minute and I'll post it
small art dump to celebrate reaching DIO himself
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>>2436144
Done reading his diary for the third time today, DIO placed his book back on it's shelf before feeling the presence of a certain midget hiding nearby."Nukesaku, what are you doing here? I thought I ordered you give me an update on the Joestar group." The vampire glared at his servant with disdain."Lord DIO! It's too dangerous! I'm scared!" The two faced zombie shows up from his hiding spot and pleads for mercy on Dio's feet."There's nothing to worry about, you coward." Dio picks the pathetic little creature from the ground. "Kenny G. has already killed that useless dog for me, so even if Vanilla Ice doesn't manage to kill anyone now that I turned him into a vampire, their morale should be neutered. Go!""Lord DIO! Noooo!" Nukesaku screams as his master throws him down the stairs, grinning as the small man falls down towards the 2nd floor."I'm sure Pucci will be able to find this diary somehow." DIO speaks to himself as he lays in his bed. "Even if they manage to defeat me, fate was kind enough to give my friend Whitesnake...""...What?" The vampire's eyes open after feeling the heat beneath his floor.Annoyed, he places his hand on the floor and freezes one of the tiles, standing still and focusing to spread the ice around his room, coating it completely."I can't believe that weakling is trying to burn me alive. What a desperate move... While that does bring me nice, nostalgic memories, there's no reason to worry about fire now that I got my freezing abilities back." DIO chuckles, reminiscing about fighting his younger brother in a fiery mansion when he was younger."I made sure to have a great meal yesterday, so my regeneration is likely at it's peak." DIO says, feeling the blood of his prey running through Jonathan's veins. "Physically I am able to kill them all aside from Joseph and Hitomi, but I hope The World is able to take care of them."The vampire summons it's golden stand, caressing it's skin with awe."It's been a while since I last stopped time." DIO smiles. "I wonder how long he can use this ability now... The old Dio Brando would have cursed Jotaro for forcing him to stop using such a powerful ability to not raise suspicion. But thankfully, I managed see this as another opportunity to strengthen my body. This is why I am completely different from the weakling vampire from 100 years ago.""Dio Brando was killed by a boat explosion with Jonathan Joestar in 1889. I am simply... DIO."
>>2436283Oh, fuck... Well, hope we roll well...Also... DIARY SPOTTED. OBTAIN THAT SHIT.
>>2436302And chance missing adult hijinks in Stone Ocean? Heck on out of here
>>2437061no no no no no, you see, the plot will revolve around pucci stealing the diary and enacting the plan then! If he steals it from us and we know whats the deal with it, we have reason to do mother daughter/son shenanigans. Might have both, if we go the fraternal twins route and give jolyne a brother. You know, someone that'd take after his father....
It's strange to write part 3's finale on April Fools. Oh well, at least it didn't make the site harder to browse or anything.Starting in 2 hours
>>2437491April fools and Easter. I'm sure Dio or Pucci would say something about this day in whatever roundabout fate logic they use.
>>2437491>team chocolate
>>2437517>Team Dead Stand
>>2437491How big are our chances of cloning Jonathan from DNA left in his body.
>>2437571The same chances you have of not completely destroying DIO's body during the fight
>>2437579So, no Hamon until Jotaro punch DIO's head off.
Let's open the game!Have an album to put you in the moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmLKIaLB3c
>>2437652>ChocolateNot sure if fitting or not.
>>2437652LETS GET FUCKED UUPPPP!!!!
>>2437652You dropped yer trip Duster/trolling Anon.
>>2437669Thank's moot it's his April Fools joke.
>>2437669>>2437657Relax it's me, April Fools doesn't let me namefag anymore so we'll have to play by the rules
>>2437652Expecting the worst luck
17:42. October 12th, 1988.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MztTCT2PLC0"We meet again, DIO." Polnareff looks up the stairs with his Chariot summoned."Ah, I guess I should congratulate you, Polnareff." DIO greets his rival with a slow clap. "Not only have you managed to avenge your sister, but you have traveled all the way to France to make it here with minimal casualties. You even got yourself a new woman for you! I wonder how long will it take for you to fail to protect her as well.""Don't bother playing comedian here, DIO! We didn't come here to listen to your insults!" Kakyoin joins the conversation, already growing tired of the vampire's shenanigans."What's with the rush, Kakyoin? You have the least to gain here after this journey is over." DIO grins at the student before turning his face towards you."Speaking of gains... Long time no see, Hitomi Furuya." DIO plays with his hair. "How's the scar on your stomach doing?"You reactively place your hand on it. Hearing him mention the scar given to you when he impaled the golden stand arrow on you 2 months ago gives you the perfect opportunity to give him a good verbal beating.>Just fine. How's Jonathan's body?>I'm thinking of removing it with Karma Chameleon after this is over. Just to spite you.>It's looking good now that it's healed. Thanks for the stand, by the way.>Write-in.
>>2437721>>It's looking good now that it's healed. Thanks for the stand, by the way.
>>2437721>"Just fine! How's your neck?"
>>2437724>>2437727Supporting.
>>2437727>>2437721Support!
>>2437721>>Write-in.Still better than your sex-life.
>>2437727Supporting this fucking roast
>>2437727YOOOObut wait his neck healed
>>2437727ayy
>>2437727This.
Just a thought, but does DIO has his eye lasers?Cause we might be fucked if he can time stop + Eye laser.
>>2437816It's not lasers, it's fluids shoot throug the eyes,
>>2437727"Just fine! How's your neck?" You give him a smug look by answering your question with one of your own."Ha, good to see your sense of humor is still intact." DIO stretches out his neck, showing his scar completely healed. "I can say that leaving you alive was a big learning experience for me, Jonathan's body was a bit faulty due to his Hamon warrior body being mixed with my vampire essence, but nothing that a few glasses of water and human corpses couldn't fix. I would thank you for indirectly preparing me if we weren't on opposite sides, but I take it you won't appreciate the compliment as of now.""Cut the bullshit, DIO!" Joseph is furious to see his grandfather's body being flaunted like a trophy. "It's time for me to avenge my grandma Erina and her husband!""Erina? Right... That old country bumpkin I kissed before my dear brother." The blonde vampire chuckles. "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to see her soon enough.""Be my guest." Star Platinum shows up to protect Joseph. "We're putting an end to your selfish goals today, whether you like it or not.""Selfish?" DIO raises an eyebrow at Jotaro. "I like to think my end game is a lot more altruistic than any of you if I put my mind to it: Avdol just wants his shop back, Joseph and Jotaro want to heal a weakling who can't even control her stand, Polnareff and Kakyoin are just along for the ride... And I don't even know the reason why Hitomi is here. Revenge? Love? Foolishness?"The crusaders are clearly blood lusted after hearing DIO's taunts, but they're trying their best to stand their ground, awaiting for Dio to make the first move to discover his stand.>You wouldn't get it even if I explained it to you.>Screw your goals! I just want you dead.>Humor me then, what are your goals?>Shut the hell up! (Move up the stairs)>Write-in.
>>2437828>Humor me! What are your goals?
>>2437828>>Humor me then, what are your goals?
>>2437828>>Humor me then, what are your goals?made in heaven, made in heaven, it was alllll meant to beeee....
>>2437828>Humor me then, what are your goals?
>>2437839>>2437842>>2437846>>2437854>>2437866>>2437869"Humor me then, what are your goals?" You ask the vampire, to which he gladly looks up into his bedroom."Heaven.""...You mean... 'Heaven' Heaven?" Avdol scratches his head, not believing a guy like DIO would ever be able to reach Heaven."Think about it Hitomi, do you really think that out of 5 billion humans currently alive on this planet, you were chosen to receive a stand by me through sheer randomness and luck?" The villain catches you off guard as he starts his monologue. "If so, you must also think that falling in love with Jotaro, gaining a stand, being related to a Hamon master and defeating all those stand users on your way here were either achieved by your own free will and/or luck, correct?""Of course." Jotaro answers the question for you."Tsk Tsk, what a useless train of thought..." DIO laments. "The truth is that it was all premeditated. Despite how humans like to think they're above animals for having 'real' thoughts and not just acting on their instincts alone, they're still limited by the chemicals inside their brain and the culture around them. All of your actions thus far were all predicted by a higher force, your failings, your victories, who gets to live, die, win or lose. None of us can escape Fate, and that is the reason why you're all here today. After realizing this, I conjured up a plan to free the world of their destiny by ascending to Heaven, but alas, Fate told you all to put a stop to my plans, just like a rat blindly walking into a mouse trap.""Asshole... So you're saying that none of this happened because of us? Cherry dying... Iggy dying... Mr. Joestar's family suffering for over a century... It was all just meant to happen?" Polnareff snaps after hearing the pompous vampire explaining his worldview."Precisely. None of you have free will. Do you want proof?" Dio responds, pointing to the stairs below him. "If you wish to fight me, climb up these stairs Polnareff. If you wish to run away, simply go down and walk away. The others are also invited to play this little game if you want to.">Go up.>Go down.>Stay still.>Try to attack DIO from where you're standing.>Something else.
>>2437942>>Go up.yeah we uhh we'll prove him wrong
>>2437942>>Stay still.
>>2437942He knows Jotaro has timestop...>Go up, put an end to this charade
>>2437942>>Try to attack DIO from where you're standing.The goal is to kill this asshole not play his stupid games
>>2437942>Try to attack DIO from where you're standing.
>>2437942What was that particle hamon technique we discovered a thread or two back called?Maybe we can use that to sneak an attack on DIO while Polnareff/someone plays his "walk up" game.
>>2437959This is good. Changing.
>>2437942>>2437957adding, "You must think I'm an idiot, I won't play this "game" of yours, DIO! Do you really think you are the only one with free will?"
>>2437942>>Go up.
>>2437959Her Hamon technique is called Fragment Aligning Overdrive, It's possible for her to do both so feel free to try it out.>>2437952>>2437954>>2437957>>2437958>>2437966>>2437967Roll.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2437977
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2437977
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2437977No whammies no whammies
>>2437983OUR HERO.
>>2437983SAVED
>>2437983[UNDER PRESSURE] IS SO FUCKING REAL
>>2437990[UNDER PRESSURE] is the best Sub-stand, the fact that [KARMA CHAMELEON] is an ashura, and could very well be multifaced just makes it that much better, [CHILL] is in there some where too, having multiple faces/masks also fits well with the character that represents Hitomi too now that i think about...
>>2437983>"Hey DIO.">"Hmm?">"One word. Overdrive.">"Wha->FA Overdrive goes off>"WHAT?!"
>>2437996N-NAAANIIIIIIIII
>>2437983https://youtu.be/S3w7t0pqX9k
>>2437980>>2437982>>2437983"That's a no-brainer. C'mon guys, let's start the lynching!" Polnareff takes one step forwards and waits for the group to climb with him.""I don't want to." Your refuse the offer, surprising even the vampire above you. ""Do you think I'm dumb or something? I won't play this "game" of yours, DIO! Do you really think you are the only one with free will?"You point towards the stand user while the dust particles between you and him form a straight line, connecting your hand to his head."Fragment Aligning Over--""THE WORLD!" DIO suddenly disappears from your sight right when you were about to attack."Wh-Where did he go?" Avdol looks around, hoping to see if he finds the enemy nearby."He's gone! Watch out everyone!" Kakyoin charges an Emerald Splash with his stand."He can't be that far away! Let's see if he went inside his--" Joseph heads over to DIO's bedroom, but notices Jotaro standing still with a shocked expression."Are you alright, Jotaro? What's gotten into you?" Polnareff checks up on his younger friend."It can't be... It must have been an illusion or something..." Jotaro spaces out."What are you talking about?" You ask him..."DIO just... stopped time to decapitate you and Polnareff..." Jotaro replies, trying to explain the unthinkable. "I pushed him away with Star Platinum but...No way... Do we have the same type of stand?">What!? That's impossible!>Don't pull my leg here Jotaro!>Up the stairs! Hurry!>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.>Write-in.
>>2438056>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.
>>2438056>Up the stairs! Hurry!>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.
>>2438056>>Up the stairs! Hurry!>>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?>>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.
>>2438056>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.... Did we just luck out of a save or die?
>>2438056>>Up the stairs! Hurry!>>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?NANI
>>2438056>>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.>Quickly try to track dio's positioning with Hamon.
>>2438073Even on a crit, it won't be that easy...Would have liked to have done at least a little damage though.
>>2438056>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?
>>2438056 #>Up the stairs! Hurry!>Is that why time was stopping randomly before?>Ask him to absorb Star Platinum.>>2438080To be fair the crit let us know he could time stop from the get go - he was forced to use ZA WORLD to escape from CRITICAL OVERDRIVE.
>>2438092I'm pretty happy with everyone alive and our secret move still being a secret maybe DESU
>>2438104Our secret move isn't a secret anymore, I don't think. But now neither is his. Hitomi knows about The Waldo now. Not a bad trade in my book, considering now Kakyoin doesn't have to get dunkin to figure it out.Of course he probably has vampire moves we don't know about. But one step at a time.
>>2438139Hitomi sorta kinda knows about his vampire eye lasers tho thanks to her dream sequence
>>2438059>>2438060>>2438067>>2438077"Is that why time was stopping randomly before?" You let Karma absorb Star Platinum to recieve his passive abilities, referencing the time when Jotaro felt his ability activate at odd occasions before entering Africa."It makes too much sense, But I don't want to believe it..." Jotaro is dumbfounded by the idea that The World and Star Platinum being one and the same."If what Jotaro is saying is true--" Joseph tries to rationalize the situation, but you quickly jump above the last row of stairs."Up the stairs! We gotta hurry or else he'll get away!" You tell the group to waste no time, commanding them to climb over to Dio's bedroom."Emerald Splash!" Kakyoin quickly fires up an attack towards the wall, destroying in it order to light up the place and give everyone a safe space to move freely."Crap. It's already about to set! Avdol notices the twilight. "What's the plan?"Searching the inside of the room, you find it weird how you can't feel DIO's presence for some reason. You even use Karma to place a hand inside of you to turn her hand into pure blood filled Hamon, and you still can't get a read on him.There is nothing there aside from a few lamp posts, the door you came from and a coffin with the letters "DIO" on it.Jotaro and the others quickly come to the same conclusion as you, but seeing how nighttime is around the corner, you're not sure if this is the best time to open Dio's coffin.>Open the coffin's lid.>Focus your breathing. He's gotta be around here somewhere.>Escape the room by the hole Kakyoin made.>Something else.
>>2438175>>Focus your breathing. He's gotta be around here somewhere.this is the scene from the OVA but vanilla is dead
>>2438175>Have Kakyoin Emerald Splash the coffinNopenope NOPE that's a potential trap right there.
>>2438175>Focus your breathing. He's gotta be around here somewhere.>ask joseph if he's got anything
>>2438175>Have Avdol light every hiding place ablaze
>>2438175>Focus your breathing. He's gotta be around here somewhere.
>>2438175>>Have Kakyoin Emerald Splash the coffin>>Focus your breathing. He's gotta be around here somewhere.IM VERY CONCERNED
>>2438202Supporting.
>>2438175>>Focus your breathing. He's gotta be around here somewhere.
>>2438183>>2438188>>2438196>>2438202>>2438204>>2438242ROLL!
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2438250
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>2438250
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2438250
>>2438261>>2438259>>2438253OVERDRIVE
>>2438253>>2438259>>2438261"Kakyoin, shoot the hell out of that coffin!""Roger!" Kakyoin fires an Emerald Splash on the coffin's lid while you stare at Karma's bottom right hand. This Hamon detector hasn't failed on you once, why is it acting so strange now?*CRACK*The coffin is utterly destroyed by a single emerald, confusing the group.Feeling a weird drip on your foot, you look up to see part of the ceiling wet....Crap!"Watch out!" Joseph pulls the group outside the mansion with Hermit Purple as the tower you were in starts to collapse."The hell? Was that place always made of ice?" Polnareff asks."No, the entire building was yellow when we arrived. Something must have changed it!" Avdol says."Maybe that room was always supposed to be a trap. Pet Shop had ice powers, remember?" Kakyoin tells them."Forget that. Did you get a read on DIO, Hitomi?" Joseph asks, hearing the beeping of his clock informing him that it's alread 18:00."He made a run for it." You feel DIO's presence somewhere in the suburbs, but it's growing weaker every second."This is bad... This is really bad! How are we supposed to track him down if the sun's almost out of sight?" Polnareff desperately questions the group, aware that the vampire's time has come."Indeed. I have no doubts that he'll try to finish us before sunrise. But how are we supposed to find and defeat The World?" Kakyoin adds.>We could cover more ground if we split up.>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.>Write-in.
>>2438363>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.
>>2438363>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.>Joseph, does the speedwagon foundation know about any other of his possible haunts?NEVER EVER EVER SPLITTING THE PARTY
>>2438363Fucked up the resolution, sorry.
>>2438363Sticking together is the only way. Splitting up, he'd pick us off one by one.I wonder... can we make a kind of hamon radar using a part of the fragment aligning overdrive? Bouce a hamon signal off the dust in the air, and then have it bounce back? Like sonar.Maybe increase the range using karma and joseph backing us? Or would that put too much strain, given the area we're trying to cover?
>>2438363>>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.Splitting up is just cruising for a bruising from DIO, and we are NOT losing any more people. Not after Iggy.
>>2438363>>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.He expects us to rush and split up, but all we have to do is stay alive through the night for time to be back on our side. Lets play it safe.
>>2438363>>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.
>>2438363>It would take more time, but he'll eventually show up if we stick together.>Take a moment to see if you can convert everyone else's stand materials into star platinum, it could be useful.>Also make sure to invigorate everyone with hamon.
>>2438401oh, yeah, that's a good idea.also, check if their stand abilities still work when converted over to star platinumite
>>2438363>>We could cover more ground if we split up.I like the dangerous life
>>2438401Do that too
>>2438363>>2438409Also since we have some time>See if you channel hamon through Herioplant Green's tentaclesDid someone say hamon web
>>2438401Alright. 2d100. First one for the stamina boost and the other one to try and move within stopped time again.Roll.
Rolled 62, 72 = 134 (2d100)>>2438446RNGesus, hallowed be thy dice...
Rolled 90, 63 = 153 (2d100)>>2438446
Rolled 4, 94 = 98 (2d100)>>2438446MY BURNING, BEATING BLOOD
Rolled 35, 39 = 74 (2d100)>>2438446
90, 94double-crit for dio
>>2438454>>2438456Nice~u! Very Nice! Hitomi-chan!
>>2438454>>2438456Holy shit you guys are packing heat today
>>2438474WE CANT AFFORD NOT TOWE WONT LOSE ANYMORE NAKAMA
>>2438446Dio can suck this "D"io
Tonight is the night.
"It would take more time, but I'm sure he'll eventually show up if we stick together." You say, pumping everyone up with some of your Hamon. "Mr. Joestar, does the Speedwagon Foundation know about any other of DIO's hideouts?"Not that I'm aware of. But Billy is coming here tomorrow to clean things up for us once DIO dies, the amount of bureaucracy He'll have to deal with after just getting out of the hospital will probably piss him off." Joseph informs."Since he's just out of the hospital he's probably in no condition to help us out then..." Avdol ponders."Well, time for plan B then." You turn Silver Chariot into a purple color scheme to see if your theory is correct."WH-WHOA!" Polnareff loses his strength and falls to the ground when you're done transforming him, absolutely motionless. "You already tried turning stands into something else, remember?""Oh! Sorry!" You turn him back to normal. To be fair, you didn't have a lot of chances to test this ability on live subjects, but it seems that all it does on stands is to strict them of their movements. You can't enter other stands either so the entire party being able to stop time is highly unlikely."Looks like you're the only one able to move within frozen time when you absorb me." Jotaro says, already picking up on your plan. "I need to save the energy for DIO so we're only testing it once, ok?""You know me too well Jotaro. Hit it!" You tell him to stop time, to test how long you're able to keep up with him."Star Platinum: The World"The familiar feeling brought by Jotaro's stopped time comes back. The painful strain on your heart, your fingertips trembling desperately combined with the echoing and the weaker coloring given by Star Platinum's lens."1 second has passed."You keep pushing your body to fight against time and space, sweating bullets to get past any motions other than shaking your fingers."2."Still nothing. Is this really what Jotaro has to put up with every time he stops time? How didn't he have a heart attack yet?"3."You give up on moving your fingers and instead pull all of your energy on your left foot, which proves to be a lot more responsive as your leg slowly lifts itself of the ground."4." You give a step forward with all of your might, feeling all of your body hurting like you were hit by a truck. You try to move forward with your right leg again but your speed starts to decrease."5."Jotaro walks up to you and holds you in place, predicting your fall when his time stop ended.The pain finally stops, but at the cost of all the energy brought by the Hamon charge, instantly gone. It's gonna be impossible to increase your energy by breathing if you try to keep up with Jotaro every time he fights DIO."Good, but don't overdo it. Let's look for that bastard already.">Search the suburbs.>Search by the riverside.>Search the marketplace.>Search the main avenue.
>>2438664>Search the marketplace
>>2438664>Search the main avenue.Best Case: We find DIOWorst Case: We don't find DIO, and instead grab a cup of water to get a hamon radar up.
>>2438664>Search the main avenue.
>>2438664Dio is the kind of person who I think would desire an audience. SO I'll go >Search the main avenue.
>>2438664>Search the main avenue.Dio might also want to snack on a few people to get a bigger strenght boost, and the main avenue is where you're most likely to find some.
>>2438642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkM4_JCJa7kWe're hunting a vampire, so it's time for appropriate vampire hunting music.>>2438664>Search by the riversideIt's got the most direct sunlight touching it. He won't be able to ambush you there until the sun goes down completely.
>>2438676>>2438678>>2438687>>2438689Bingo! Roll to see how fast the group can find him.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>2438749lets roll
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>2438749
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2438749
>>2438754BOY OH BOY
>>2438754good job.
>>2438754it's always the third rollhow long can we keep it up bros
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2438776Atleast until part 4 ends
>>2438790>>2438754...huh
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2438790dafuq you'll exhaust our good rollshere, let me get rid of this roll
>>2438800>>2438790I'll kill you both.
>>2438800S T O P
>>2438800you fool
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>2438800Im sure you meant this one
>>2438813AGAIN SERIOUSLYSTOPThese rolls don't have bearing on future rolls, but still, stop rolling already!
>>2438813CEASE THIS
>>2438813
>>2438813STOP
>>2438813>>2438754>>2438790GREAT JOB GUYS YOU JUST KILLED JOSEPH
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>2438825RiP
>>2438749Between Joseph's Hermit Purple and your Hamon radar, it took you not much over 20 minutes to find the blonde vampire making a scene next to a SWAT vehicle."Freeze! So you're the one responsible for causing all of this chaos in our streets..." A dozen of soldiers armed with machine guns aim at DIO's head. "Surrender! We are authorized to shoot you if you resist our orders.""Hah, Do you know how many officers here have aimed those pea shooters at me and lived? None. I am not afraid of your threats, weakling!" DIO throws a knife against the SWAT team, which simultaneously opens fire at the vampire."THE WORLD!"DIO jumps in the air and stays floating there, almost letting time continue to flow again if he hadn't noticed your group watching the scene from afar."Jotaro! Perfect timing." He laughs. "Judging by your time stop earlier, you have figured out my ability, haven't you? That's right! We have the same type of stand! The difference being that my vampire stamina makes me able to stop time for 15 seconds instead of Star Platinum's 5 seconds."Jotaro stays quiet, saving his saliva and for when the action starts."I was planning on just killing that SWAT team for fun, but since you're all here..." DIO drops down to redirect the bullets back towards a crowd of civilians passing by on the other side of the road. "Of course, your sense of justice would tell you to go near those people, so I'll make things more interesting for you."DIO pulls out several knives from his pockets and throws around a hundred of them directed at Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff, Joseph and you."So, what will it be? Will you save your 5 dearest allies? Or will risk their safety to save these citizens you don't even know? The clock is ticking, Jotaro. Make a move already!" He provokes Jotaro at the 8 second mark.Lucky for you, He doesn't know about your secret ability...>Save the crusaders, let Jotaro focus on the civilians.>Save the civilians, let Jotaro focus on the crusaders.
>>2438914>>Save the civilians, let Jotaro focus on the crusaders.
>>2438914>Save the civilians, let Jotaro focus on the crusaders.
>>2438914>Save the crusaders, let Jotaro focus on the civilians.
>>2438932>>2438938>>2438950>>2438951>>2438961ROLL!
>>2438914>>Save the civilians, let Jotaro focus on the crusaders.Pretty sure we have longer range for defending a larger group
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2438995fuck those guys
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2438995
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>2438995COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH NOWCOMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH NOWCOMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGHSHAKE IT LIKE ITS HEAT, OVERDRIVE.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>2438995Oh dear oh de->>2439003YOOOOOO
>>2439003O_o
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>2438995this roll encompasses how i feel about having to wait for this minute cooldown
>>2439003Even the dice know this is the final battle, what the hell
>>2439003oh FUCKDio must be getting REEALLY uncomfortable by now.
>>2439003
>>2439003>>2439003>>2439003They will finish this! They risk their life! CRUSADERS!
>>2439013Reminder to say this to Dio after saving everyone.
>>2438995Yo, what if we mix the guns with StarPlatinite so that Dio get's fucked up by the SWAT if he tries to timestop?
>>2439003Based Peeper.
>yfw we pass and crit everything but we crit fail on killing DIO
>>2439003damn... peeps don't mess around
>>2438996>>2438999>>2439003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmY08X_4Bnc"Leave it to me, Jotaro!" You leap over to the group of non-stand users with Karma Chameleon, spreading her arms out before freezing back in time."Hitomi!" Jotaro summons Star Platinum to punch as many knives away from the group as physically possible, leaving a few of them away before DIO's World froze him as well."WH-WHAT? SINCE WHEN IS SHE ABLE TO MOVE DURING STOPPED TIME?" DIO is caught off guard by the attack, feeling threatened by your moves. "No matter, I will kill you with ease once you're done blocking those bullets. Time continues to flow!""KORESOREKORESOREKORESOREKORESORE!" You badly damage Karma Chameleon's 4 hands with every bullet you block, but successfully reflect them alll back at the vampire."Impossible!" DIO's eyes start to go pink while he blocks the bullets you sent him."SILVER CHARIOT!" Seeing Jotaro having trouble blocking the knives, Polnareff connects 2 and 2 together and takes off his armor to protect the group."Crossfire Hurricane!" Avdol's flames manage to form a barrier of fire before the group, burning the remaining knives flying at the crusaders into ashes before they could damage his comrades."You insolent bitch! My Space Ripper Stingy Eyes will shoot right through your skull! DIE!" Once you're done protecting the bullets, you look up to see the liquid projectile you once saw on your dream coming out of Dio's eyes. You move Karma's up against the lasers to protect yourself, but you're pretty sure this will be strong enough to pass through them."DIO!" Jotaro jumps in front of the vampire to catch his attention. Since The World is still busy blocking the bullets, DIO tries to redirect his eyes towards Jotaro's neck, to which the student avoids with an amazing stunt."STAR FINGER!" Star Platinum elongates his finger to hit the ground, with the impact ricocheting Jotaro higher in the air so the blast merely grazed his black coat."ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" Jotaro pummels DIO with a berserk barrage of fists, each punch busting a bigger hole on DIO's body as the vampire screeched intensely."WRYYYYY!" DIO was powerless against Jotaro's attack until a final "ORA" sent the fiend flying towards a building dozens of meters away.(1/2)
>>2439191"Did we kill him?" You ask Jotaro after seeing Dio crash inside a house."I doubt it." Joseph denies. "If he's as good as he says he is, DIO's vampiric regeneration should have been through the roof before that attack. That will definitely slow him down, but it won't kill him just yet.""Good. Cause I don't think I'll be able to punch harder than that..." Jotaro turns around to show the blood pouring out of his nails and wrists."CHRIST! Did you break your wrists to kill him on the go, Jotaro?" Polnareff stares at the JoJo's wounds."No, just a couple of fingers. I figured the Old Man would say something like this, so I punched him until I couldn't bear the pain." Jotaro reveals that his attack packed a lot more of force than expected."We better hurry up and finish the job then. We don't want him stopping time again before you two finish him off." Avdol leads the group towards DIO's crash site."Hey, w-where did he go?" The SWAT team asks, not really understanding what happened."Just worry about the civilians! Leave this to the professionals!" Kakyoin shouts from a distance, prompting the soldiers to check on the terrified workers going back home.The vampire slowly lifted himself out of the debris, regenerating his minor injuries with moderate speed while the holes on his chest were still very visible."YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Completely losing his composure, DIO flies towards the group with The World summoned, ignoring all strategies and simply engaging with all his might.This sounds too stupid, even for him..."HE'S GONNA STOP TIME WHEN HE GETS CLOSE!" You shout, worrying about the group's safety. It's possible The World might even kill them all if you and Jotaro don't protect them while they're vulnerable, but both 4 of your arms were injured by bullets and Jotaro's look even worse for wear.What to do, what to do!?"THE WORLD!">Try to punch him with Star Platinum.>Use your own fists with Hamon.>Try to protect the group with Jotaro.>Something else
>>2439315>Transfer your hamon to Jotaro! He and start platinum need the boost!
>>2439315Hamon charge Karma, and punch like our lives depend on it.
>>2439315... Can we convert his stand to platinumite? I know the whole deal with same type of stand, but conversion to another stand altogether might just pin ZA WARUDO all together.In the stopped time, not sure if we could use fragment overdrive well... Best bet might just be turn Karma into a hamon generator and power up jotaro to stand rush him.
>>2439315If you manage to put up a barrier with Hamon before The World acts, then Dio's stuck until it runs out, right?We can still try tricking him with >>2439026 if it works.
>>2439329Yeah this, charge him with Hamon and trust in his ability
>>2439329this.
>>2439315>Use your own fists with Hamon.
>>2439332... wait, if the dust is frozen in the air too, can we make some kind of hamon cage around him while letting jotaro do his thing?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2439315If our arms are damaged, we could always kick. He'll never expect if.
>>2439352If we channel the hamon through KC, then it should affect The World as well, which could transfer the hamon damage back to DIO.Of course, the question is whether the fragment aligning overdrive is strong enough to make him recoil or not. It could very well damage him, but in his berserk state he might not even care about the damage.
>>2439352can't we spread our own blood with KC?That should allow us to Hamon up the whole place.
>>2439315Basically >>2439352>>2439366Try to get a ranged hamon dust / blood combo up before ZA WARLDO stops time. That way Dio has to deal with Jotaro in stopped time and our hamon when he comes out of it.
>>2439375not sure if using our blood against a vampire is a great idea. Its poison while it has a hamon charge, but...
>>2439315>Try to protect the group with Jotaro.>Absorb The WorldLets go!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO8EiZvd3Ts
We shouldn't forget that we have other allies, too...Avdol can set up flames to help. Kakyoin can make that net he did in canon.And joseph can run hamon through that net, to restrict dio's movements further. Time isn't stopped YET, so they have setup time.
>>2439378Do we have wine anywhere near us?
>>2439388If we were in the marketplace, maybe, but we're in the main avenue
>>2439394sweat?
>>2439388This should go without saying but blood sweat and tears are always at your disposal
>>2439396Wouldn't be enough, I don't think. We really need to trap him... somehow. Kakyoin's stand and josephs stand are sneaky. Maybe we could use their stands to run around the back and hamon blast him through their stands? Or make an uplink with Joseph so we have extra extra hamon.
>>2439402>and tearsis hitomi crying 24/7 :(
>>2439407Or set up a Fragment Aligning Overdrive before timestop, and trust Jotaro to manuver Dio during stopped time so he's right in its path when time resumes
>>2439416that's a possibility. If we manage that, maybe joseph can pick up on it and do some shenanigans too.
>>2439407We could up the Hierophant Green barrier with Hamon Alignment between it's strands, to cage Dio within the frozen time. Get Joseph to help charge it, and maybe use Pol and Abdul, especially the later's flames, as a distraction.
>>2439329>>2439421>>2439382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih8VoZYNbaIROLL!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>2439428
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>2439428Let's GO!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2439428I'LL MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A BABY, DIO!!!
>>2439435SUBARASHI
>>2439435Hitomi the vampire slayer
>>2439435Yes you will anon.
>>2439435WE AREUNDER PRESSURE
>>2439435GO GO GO!
>>2439434>>2439435GET FUCKED DIO, I'VE SEEN CAMELS TOUGHER THAN YOUR PASTY ASS!
>>2439435Dioquest's anons must be so upset right nowWhat are they saying, anons?
>>2439435It's the terror of knowingWhat the world is aboutWatching some good friendsScreaming 'Let me out'
>>2439435UNDER PRESSURE>>2439443Camels > DIO y / n ?
>>2439435I C A N ' T T A K E T H I S K I N D O F P R E S S U R E
>>24394352 jonathan quotes = 3 crits today (if you count the crit fail)
>>2439446WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2439446Fucking Mary Sue OC REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2439446>"WRRRRRRRRY THIS FUCKING MARY SUE!">"I TOLD YOU GUYS TO KILL HER BUT NOOOO, 'LETS SHOOT HER WITH THE STAND ARROW' YOU IDIOTS!">"Jotaro using Hamon is how it SHOULD of ended! i'm fine with this!">"I WANT TO FILL HER WITH MY VAMPIRE ESSENCE!">"Chillout you spergs, just wait for the Eyes of Heaven Omake, jesus"
>>2439448God, UNDER PRESSURE is so fuckin' fitting right nowInsanity laughs under pressure we're breakingCan't we give ourselves one more chanceWhy can't we give love that one more chanceWhy can't we give love give love give love give loveGive love give love give love give love give love'Cause love's such an old fashioned wordAnd love dares you to care forThe people on the (People on streets) edge of the nightAnd loves (People on streets) dares you to change our way ofCaring about ourselvesThis is our last danceThis is our last danceThis is ourselvesUnder pressureUnder pressurePressure
>>2439466>Eyes of heaven Omake>its Hitomi over heaven instead of Dio over heaven
>>2439433>>2439434>>2439435Fitting.
>>2439448>didn't write it terror of knowing what The World is aboutI need to commit sudoku
>>2439466>SHE CAN MOVE UNDER TIME STOP WHAT THE FUCK QM>SHIT QM>SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME STAND TYPE THIS IS BULLSHIT>WHY DID YOU MAKE ALL OUR HARD-EARNED MINIONS FALL LIKE FUCKIN CHUMPS? WHY DID WE EVEN COLLECT ALL THOSE FAGGOTS IF THEY WERE GOING TO BE THIS USELESS
>>2439435legendary
>>2439500>DEATH 13 DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE!>NOT ONE
>>2439500>>2439511>So are we doing Kira Quest next? Or Pucci Quest? > >Not Diego Quest You all disgust me>You idiots, we had the kid, its Part 5 Quest next
