>>2430655
Let's fokin' do it lads!

>>2430655
boohyah

>>2430655
OH SHIT, we on!

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>>2430655
15:15. October 12th, 1988.

"Watch out Polnareff! There's someone over there!" Jotaro spots a silhouette approaching the doorway in the distance with Star Platinum.
It's a man, wearing a green turban floating menacingly to the doorway, stopping right before the group to give them a stoic glare.

"I don't know who this is or how the fuck he's floating, but I'm killing him!" Polnareff wastes no time and summons his stand to tackle the enemy.
"Pol, wait!" Joseph tries to stop Polnareff from blindly attacking the floating man, but Silver Chariot's attack is over before it could even begin as the unknown stand user throws a poker card at Pol's rapier, mildly confusing the frenchman.

"Greetings, Master Joestar. We have been awaiting your arrival. I am the butler of this mansion." The man speaks up. "My name is D'arby: Telence T. D'Arby, if you will. The younger brother of the gambler which you have humiliated in defeat." The younger D'arby stares into your eyes with a hint of disgust.
"So you're here to avenge your brother?" Avdol asks.
"No, not at all. This didn't even cross my mind." The butler bows, still keeping his poker face. "I'm pretty sure my brother told you that the one who is fooled and loses the battle is at fault, correct? That's something we both believe in. I can't bear a grudge if he only has himself to blame. Of course, Dio sent a hitman after the guy since he sold us out, but he knew of the consequences beforehand."
"Wait, you agreed on letting your brother die after he gave us this map?" Joseph is surprised to hear.
"It was only a matter of time before Daniel screwed things up. he's too old-fashioned! He could only win by cheating and swindling, the only ones who had trouble against him were amateurs or other old-fashioned people." Younger D'arby goes on a rant about his brother. "It's no wonder why Lord Dio chose me to be his butler, I am sure he could see this as well."

The other crusaders are clearly not interested in hearing about Telence's brotherly feud, so they simply stare at him in silence, waiting for him to get the hint.
"Now, if you would like to fight me and reach Lord Dio, all you need to do is to come inside this mansion." D'arby daringly gestures the group to enter the manor.

"Alright everyone, no need to rush in there carelessly..." Avdol warns, likely predicting a trap.
"I'm not a fan of waiting, so it'd be nice for you to just show us the way already." Jotaro points at the butler.

>Be the first to step inside the mansion.
>See if anyone else wants to go first.

>>2430655
Yes im early!

>>2430662
>>See if anyone else wants to go first.
We gotta be there for Vanilla Ice

>>2430662
>See if anyone else wants to go first.

>>2430662
Hmmm... on one hand, his stand could be something like "Whoever steps across this line/into my domain get's their soul taken/turns into a pile of dosh" But on the other... I mean, we know what his stand is, but trying to make a thought process around it is a bit strange. Well, he said he was a butler, so perhaps his stand let's him completely manipulate whatever domain he is in, like the monkeys, is how I think she'd think of it.

Well, might as well play the safe route
>See if anyone else wants to go first.

>>2430662
Can we write in here? If so
>Absorb the mansion's walls and warily step in, telling the others to stay away
We can deal with younger d'Arby, better not split the rest of the team

>>2430662
>See if anyone else wants to go first.
Hitomi is gonna be way up there on Dio's hitlist cos she knows Hamon and he fucked up giving her a stand. Let's not give him any easy opportunites to pick us off.

>>2430662
>See if anyone else wants to go first.

>>2430662
>See if anyone else wants to go first.

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>>2430669
>>2430670
>>2430695
>>2430696
Growing inpatient at the group's silence and passive attitude, Jotaro decides to step inside, not really caring about D'arby's traps.
"Be careful Jotaro! His stand is coming out!" Joseph shouts, noticing a mechanical entity fading in front of the butler.
"I am Atum, which one of you dares to fight me?" His stand speaks out while D'arby grins at his own taunts.
"It's not every time a stand user decides to attack us head on by himself, he must be pretty confident..." Kakyoin ponders.
"Come on Jotaro, beat the crap out of him!" Polnareff says, making his japanese ally promptly summon Star Platinum.

"Let's make a wager." Atum points at Jotaro before the fight could start. "His first attack will be a punch thrown with his left arm, followed by a 3 second time stop."
"ORA!"
Jotaro seems unphased by Atum's prediction and tries to punch the stand with Star Platinum with his right fist, but Younger D'arby's stand simply dodges before the punch could even be seen.
"Wh-What?" The boy is surprised to see such a precise stand failing to throw a single punch.
"Oh dear, it seems I lost this wager." Atum grabs Jotaro's right arm as a vortex appears beneath the two. "As a reward, I shall take you away to an amazing world..."
Star Platinum tries to catch D'arby, but is almost completely sucked into the hole by doing so. Try as he might, Jotaro is unable to get out by himself once inside the portal.

"I knew it!" Kakyoin summons Hierophant Green along to pull out Jotaro from his doom along with Joseph's Hermit Purple.
"Oh, do you also want to come in? Very well." Atum pushes both Kakyoin and Joseph inside the vortex before they could pull Jotaro out of it.
"Mr. Joestar! Kakyoin!" Polnareff rushes in, hoping to pull them out of there, but Avdol restrains his friend for falling inside the trap as well.
Iggy simply stares in disbelief, unsure of where that portal will take them, if that ability doesn't instantly kill them.

>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
>Begrudgingly stand your ground.

>>2430719
>>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
WE CANT RISK IT BEING DEADLY

>>2430719
>>Begrudgingly stand your ground.

>>2430719
>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.

>>2430719
>Begrudgingly stand your ground.
It seems like his power is again based around bets/games like his brother. If that's the case then between Jotaro's traditional game knowledge, Kak's vidya game knowledge and Joseph's bullshittery powers they should be fine. Also we can't let the party be spit TOO much here, the depleted side is easier pickings for Dios mooks.

>>2430719
>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
>"Everyone, grab on!"

>>2430732
>>2430727
if EVERYONE grabs on we won't get split up

>>2430719
>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
>"Everyone, grab on!"

>>2430737
Yeah but is that smart

>>2430746
we're literally all there? the reason avdol and especially iggy died in the original work is because everyone split up

>>2430750
Thing is I smell a bit of metagaming. oh well maybe it's just me

>>2430655
Holy shit it's back!

>>2430753
it's just being smart, we're literally balls-deep in dio's territory and our strongest party members are being sucked into a portal. the first thing that screams in our head is to grab onto them and dont let them get pulled in or we're all fucked

>>2430750
Karma only has four limbs anon - if we grab Kak, Jotaro and Joseph then we only have ONE limb for the rest, unless we convince them to grab on (which is unlikely since they're wary anyway).

If this backfires we might split the part even worse, or just have a canon senario.

>>2430760
we're probably gonna get punished for that somehow I feel

>>2430745
this could be really fun actually, 2nd

>>2430761
if everyone grabs onto us, avdol by the waist, iggy bites onto our ankle, pol whereever we will either stay our ground or all get pulled in, depends on the dice i guess

>>2430719
>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
>"Everyone, grab on!"

>>2430767
>Iggy bites our ankles
Nah no amount of coffee gum will tempt him into jumping into danger like that - we'll have to use the last limb to scoop him up and then pray for the dice to be kind to get Pol and Advol.

>>2430719
>>Try to save one of the trapped allies inside Atum's trap.
>>"Everyone, grab on!"

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>>2430781
>>2430777
>>2430734
>>2430737
>>2430731
>>2430727
"JOTAROOOO!" You shout for him as you see his body slowly disappearing from your view. The fact that you don't know where he's going scares you to death, and you're pretty sure that if it wasn't for Avdol, Polnareff would be the first one to jump in and get sucked with them.

The portal is closing but you can still Joseph and Kakyoin's legs being engulfed by Atum.

"There's still time! Hurry, we can save them!" You summon Karma Chameleon and rush to their aid. Avdol is still skeptical about your plan, but decides to let go of his French comrade to see what you're able to do.

"I don't know where this is taking them. But if Jotaro dies there while I did nothing but watch him... I won't be able to live with this! Grab on, everyone!"

>Save Kakyoin
>Save Joseph.

>>2430790
>>Save Kakyoin

>>2430790
>Save Kakyoin

>>2430790
>Save Kakyoin
if this is how it is, we gotta save Joseph. let's not metagame here: D'arby said that he is unlike his brother, who can only work well against old people and amateurs, meaning d'arby junior is weak against old people and amateurs. therefore we take kakyoin

Unfortunately as useful as joseph would be against Vanilla Ice, that's fucking metagaming y'all

>>2430790
>Save Kakyoin

>>2430790
>>Save Kakyoin
Our boi

>>2430790
>Save Kakyoin
This team need range, and Hitomi's hamon dust can't be overused least Dio works out how to counter it.

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>>2430797
>>2430798
>>2430800
>>2430803
>>2430804
>>2430810
ROLL!

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2430822

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2430822
KAKYOIN!!!

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2430822
>8

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>>2430826

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2430822

>>2430826
aaah fuck a critfail

>>2430832
>>2430830
Critfail AND a missed crit.

Anons pls

>>2430826
Critfails are only 1 right?

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>>2430823
>>2430824
>>2430826
And so it begins...

>>2430831
Have a gif

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>>2430832
>>2430835
it's not
r-right duster

>>2430790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgQDlBz5G1E

>>2430836
>Crits only count if the dice rolls over 90 or under 10.
Think Dust may count anything under 10 desu

>>2430837
It refused to post for me, and by the time it posted, alas, too late.

>>2430841
>the best of 3 rolls after the QM prompts the players to do so, if any of them succeed the dice check, its a win for them.

>>2430846
Yes, I know the rules.

My internet died for like, a minute. So the third roll wasn't visible. Then it came back on, it posted, but too late.

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>>2430826

>>2430846
Ah so critfails don't override dice check passes? NICE Duster pls

>>2430853
They don't, but the DC was 75

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>>2430853
that's assuming we passed the DC

>>2430852
pic rel

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>>2430837
You use Karma Chameleon to pull Kakyoin with all of your might while Magician's Red and Silver Chariot try to save the young boy and hold you in place.

"Damn, you're all really eager to join in, aren't you? I don't think I have enough room for you all but it's pretty rude to shoo away guests like that, isn't it?" Atum wastes no time and pulls you, Avdol and Pol inside the vortex.
"IGGY! CAN YOU HEAR US?" Polnareff screams before being completely engulfed. "You better not bail on us if we don't come back! Call the Foundation! Fill the mansion with sand! Just do something!"
"WOOF! WOOF!" Iggy barks at the group, unsure of what to do by himself.

...
"Hitomi! Wake up!" You're shaken awake by Avdol and Polnareff, who appear to be inside of a black void.
"Magician's Red!" Avdol summons his stand to see if the flames are able to lit up the place, but it has no visible effect.

>Where are we?
>What happened to the others?
>Write-in.

>>2430887
>What happened to the others?

>>2430887
>Where are we?
>What happened to the others?

>>2430887
>Where are we?
>What happened to the others?

>>2430887
>>What happened to the others?
Oh fuck, I hope we get to play as Iggy

>>2430887
>Where are we?
>What happened to the others?

>>2430887
>>Where are we?
>>What happened to the others?

>>2430887
>>Where are we?
>>What happened to the others?
IGGY PLZ

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>>2430889
>>2430892
>>2430895
>>2430899
>>2430904
>>2430906
>>2430917

"Where are we? And what happened to the others?" You ask Avdol, unaware of your current surroundings.
"Dunno. We've been walking in circles for around 10 minutes now." Polnareff explains.
"If I had to guess Atum's ability is probably something to do with illusions..." Avdol deduces.

"Close, but no cigar. I guess you three weren't hearing my explanation, were you?" Younger D'arby's voice is heard somewhere inside the void, followed by a blinding light being projected like a film screen.
"Hitomi! Are you there?" A giant Jotaro stares inside the void, squinting his eyes to see if it's really you.
"Why the hell are you so big, Jotaro?" You ask him.
"He's not the giant, you're the ones stuck inside the TV." An enormous Kakyoin appears beside him.
"Exactly! Atum's ability is capable of catching people's souls when they're surprised." D'arby explains. "I could have just sent the three of you into the dolls I have in my closet, but I had another idea to spice things up.

D'arby walks up to the screen and presumably lifts the TV up to show your body laying dead on the ground, along with Avdol's and Polnareff's.
"Wait, Dolls?" Polnareff asks, not really shocked to hear the first part since the same was already done to him by the elder D'arby.
"Exactly! That's where I leave the souls of the poor fools who have dared to fight against me!" He goes over to a small closet and pulls a female doll next to the screen, who's squirming and crying as her limbs are bent in uncomfortably painful directions.
"Oh D'arby, please play with me! It's been so long D'arby!"

>You sick fuck!
>Wait, are we dead?
>You're even worse than your brother!
>Write-in

>>2430943
>You sick bastard
>You're even worse than your brother!
the f word is a no no

>>2430943
>You're even worse than your brother!

>>2430943
>>You sick fuck!
>You're even worse than your brother!

>>2430943
>>You sick fuck!
>>You're even worse than your brother!

Obviously we are not dead ghosts dont exist we believe in hard science

>>2430943
>You sick fuck
>You're even worse than your brother!

>>2430943
>Write-in
Yeesh, you're even lamer then your brother. At least collecting souls as poker chips was thematically appropriate. Collecting dolls is just creepy.

>>2430962
backing

>>2430962
sure lets go with that

>>2430962
This.

>>2430962
Backing too

Hitomi's spitting more fire than Magician's Red today

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2430975
rolling for rap skills

>>2430978
>Hitomi top tier rapper
Very niceu anon chan
but where were these high rolls when it counted???

>>2430978
Not quite rap god status, but she can do pretty well

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>>2430985
i only roll high when it doesn't matter

>>2430962
Supporting.

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>>2430962
"Yeesh, you're even lamer then your brother. At least collecting souls as poker chips was thematically appropriate. Collecting dolls is just creepy." You say, playing ignorant to the fact that you have a doll collection yourself.
"Don't be silly. I'm not as cruel as my brother." D'arby says. "leaving souls ass poker chips for all eternity is a terrible fate. I take care of my dolls every day and even change their clothes. For example, this is Sonia. She's been my first lover during my 20s, and I love hearing the beautiful romance stories she tells me. Isn't her skin pretty? I'm kinda embarrassed to show them her off due to how pretty she is."
The doll keeps moaning as D'arby rubs his finger across her thin arms, crying and squirming.

"Disgusting. You may act all pompous and overtly polite but you're still scum." Kakyoin scoffs. "Give them back!"
"Sure, but you'll have to beat me in a video game for it." D'arby points to a Nintendo Entertainment System with two controllers and several cartridges. "All you have to do is pick a game and wager your soul."
"Let me check the system first..." Joseph uses Hermit Purple to see if the NES or the games were tampered with. "All clear."
"I got this." Kakyoin beams with confidence. "I'm pretty good at video games myself. If there's anyone that can beat this guy, it might as well be me."

Kakyoin checks the cartridges on the table and ponders on what to pick.

>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)
>F-Mega! (Racing Game)
>Oh, That's A Baseball! (Sports Game)

>>2431010
>F-Mega! (Racing Game)

>>2431010
>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)
Hopefully mike tyson won't be there

>>2431010
>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)

>>2431010
>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)
We all want to punch out this creep, let's do it virtually AND physically

>>2431010
>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)

>>2431010
>>F-Mega! (Racing Game)

>>2431010
>F-Mega! (Racing Game)
Because there's more knock-out votes

>>2431010
>>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)

>>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)

>>2431010
>>Knock-Out! (Boxing Game)

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>>2431013
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>>2431019
>>2431039
>>2431044
>>2431058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE8vKLEK6A8
"I'll pick Knock-Out! I'll wager my soul!" Kakyoin picks a cartridge and takes off his sunglasses.
"Very well. Let's get to it!" D'arby changes the TV channel let's Kak turn the console on.
"What, are we just going to watch the game?" Polnareff says as the title screen for the game appears in front of him.
"I guess... Still better than being a doll." You sit down and watch the game play out.

"I'll pick Lil' Mac." Kakyoin chooses the smalles fighter in the roster.
"Wow, how generic." Younger D'arby isn't surprised by his choice. "I'll pick Piston Honda since he has the same age as me."
"Not to interrupt you two, but can you explain me how do you play this game?" Avdol asks inside the screen.
"I don't play it that much, but it's pretty straightforward." Kakyoin says. "Dodge and duck with the D-Pad, B and A for left and right jabs, block by holding down, Start to uppercut if you have a star, A and B to recover when you're knocked down. There's also the health boost to increase stamina but that's only once per match."
"Uh... Can you repeat that?" Avdol seems completely lost by Kakyoin's brief explanation.
"How do you even get a star?" You ask.

"Fight!" The in-game announcer says as the two boxers enter the ring.

>Play aggressively and try to do a combo.
>Annoy him by constantly dodging/blocking and never attacking.
>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.

>>2431071
>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.

the classic strat

>>2431071
>>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.

>>2431071
>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.

>>2431071
>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.

>>2431071
>>Play defensively and only hit him with counter moves.

>>2431071
>Annoy him by constantly dodging/blocking and never attacking.
Let's put him off his game a little.
Also poor Advol

>>2431071
relevant music choice
https://soundcloud.com/psyneelgangnampur/please-listen-to-my-other-stuff?in=user-311871549/

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>>2431090
Shit, this is actually amazing

>>2431073
>>2431075
>>2431076
>>2431078
>>2431084
Roll!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2431102

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2431102

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2431102
p

>>2431108
>>2431107
>>2431105
Well, fuck.
How are we supposed to use Under pressure if we're not Hitomi?!

>>2431105
>>2431107
>>2431108
>Kak jobs again
Knew that hot streak couldn't last

>>2431111
>Not Hitomi
>Can't use under pressure
>Kak,Jotaro, Joseph all wind up in the TV
...not the total party kill I was expecting. Hopefully us husbandoing the potato passed on some Under Pressure by association.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

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>>2431108
I tried to type "please don't job" and hit enter by mistake.

>>2431122
>Critfail
>Then rolls an 84 on the fourth roll
Anon-chan pls

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2431105
>>2431107
>>2431108

well dam
imagine if we got THIS roll

>>2431132
wouldn't have helped, unfortunately

>>2431136
NO
STOP
CEASE
ENOUGH
WE ARE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2431142
oh yes we are
when I activate「Reach Out To The Truth」this dice roll will make its way into the future, ending up as one of the three final rolls against DIO!

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Dont give up Mac! You got plenty of oxygen in your muscles! Punch harder!

>>2431156
YOU FOOL
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>2431171

>>2431105
>>2431107
>>2431108
"(This shouldn't be that hard, I just need to wait for an opening and keep hitting him.)" Kakyoin thought to himself, dodging the first few moves D'arby did and managing to get a hit with a left jab on Honda's body.

*Ding*
"Oh! That's how the star shows up!" You notice how counter moves give Kakyoin a star, enabling him to do an uppercut.
"I just need for him to throw another punch there and--" Lil' Mac arches his back and prepares himself to do his signature move, but Honda cancelled his left jab at the last second to do a body blow on Lil' Mac's right side.
"OH NO! He faked out his punch!" Joseph shouts as D'arby moves makes Kakyoin oopen to a full knockout combo.
"Hm, I thought you were good at video games,Kak. That's the oldest trick in the book. Lil' Mac's uppercut takes too much time to wind up, you can't just do it outside of a combo and expect not to get hit." The butler laughs at the boy, who's desperately getting his fighter back up by mashing A and B.

"Wait a minute. Why is Kakyoin's health meter not full?" Polnareff points to Lil' Mac's health bar, which is at 70%.
"You can only get back up 3 times, with each return cutting down your full fealth by 30%." Kakyoin explains. "It gets harder to pull it off on the last knockout, so I gotta be more careful."
"Yeah, our soul is kind of in the line here!" You pressure Kakyoin and watch the rest of the fight go on.

Lil' Mac's HP: 70*%
Piston Honda's HP: 90%
Stars remaining: 1

>Try another uppercut.
>Go for a combo+uppercut.
>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.
>Stall the fight by dodging and hitting him until the timer runs out.

>>2431182
>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.
Even if he can read his mind, if you can play perfect, it won't matter!

>>2431182
>>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.
KAK YOU MUST USE YOUR GREATEST POWER

YOUR SYSTEMATIC COMPLETE AND PERFECT KNOWLEDGE OF THE CONTENTS OF EVERY ISSUE OF NINTENDO POWER

>>2431182
>Go for a combo+uppercut.

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>>2431182
>Go for a combo+uppercut.
I believe in the heart of the dice. Let me roll, pests!

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>>2431182
>>Go for a combo+uppercut.
Kak, life is not about how hard of a hit you can give, it's about how much you can take, and still keep moving forward!

>>2431182
>Stay defensive and wait for a chance to hit him.

>>2431182
>>Go for a combo+uppercut.
But switch up your planned combo for something else at the last possible second. If he can fake us out so can we

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>>2431191
>>2431192
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>>2431202
ROLL!

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2431216
REMEMBER THE BASICS BOY! YAMATO DAMASHI! PUNCH HARDER!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2431216

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2431216

>>2431222
>>2431216
IT WASN'T JUST A ROLL
IT WAS A FUCKIN DEMPSEY ROLL

>>2431222
I did it coach!

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>>2431222
Well done. Very well done indeed!

>>2431222
>Playing videogames in the TV
>Hitomi in same TV
Commence transmission of [UNDER PRESSURE]

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>>2431222

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>>2431222
Well done Little Mac! You are a world class boxer!

I wonder when bohemian rhapsody comes around will little mac remember us since we were inside the T.V

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>>2431236
"Are you planning on just dodging my moves for the entire match? You'll still lose when the timer runs out." Younger D'arby says, hoping the taunt would make Kakyoin change his strategy.
"What's wrong? Does it annoy you that I'm reading your attacks instead of you reading mine?" Kakyoin grins.
"Come again?"
"I saw how you dodged Star Platinum before, You didn't wait for him to throw his punch, you moved before he even closed his fist." The pink haired boy points out. "I thought your stand was just that fast, but seeing how you're so eager to counter me, it's making me think of another possibility... Surely you can't read minds or something, right?"
"Hgn! How did you know?" Younger D'arby looks away from the screen for a split second, giving Kak the perfect chance to start a combo followed by an uppercut.

"I didn't, actually. But thanks for losing focus and spilling the beans for me." Kakyoin laughs it off while Honda slowly gets off the ground due to being heavier than Lil' Mac. "Does mind reading really matter when if the person you're fighting against is objectively superior?"
Lil' Mac's HP: 70*%
Piston Honda's HP: 50*%
Stars remaining: 0

>Try another combo.
>Play defensively.
>Stall him.

>>2431311
>Try another combo.

>>2431311
>Try another combo.

>>2431311
>Play defensively
We've got the lead. No need to botch it up and pull a kakyoin here now. Play safe, play perfect.

>>2431311
>Try another combo.
>But the combo you're thinking about in your head is not the combo you button mash onto the keys.

If anyone can do subconcious button mashing its kak.

>>2431311
>Stall him
we stall him. kak keeps playing with
>Try another combo

>>2431318
This.

>>2431318
This is good.

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>>2431318
Roll!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2431364
VIDYA GAMES

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2431364
don't job, kak!

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2431364

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2431364

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>>2431368
>>2431371
>>2431372
Kakyoin decides to close his eyes and pass the controller to Hierophant Green, who rapidly mashes buttons in no particular order.
"Nice try Kakyoin, but Atum reads your soul, not your mind or your body. The answer will always be correct regardless of your thought process." D'arby says.
"Great, I'll just overload your stand with information then." Hierophant picks up the speed, going so fast that it's hard to even see if he's actually pressing the buttons or just pretending to.
And surely enough, Lil' Mac is able to do a few short combos on Piston Honda, making him go down with one final punch to the right side of his face.

"Time up!"
"Oh, good. My health was at 45% already..." Kakyoin wipes the sweat of his brow.
"Why is the time running up a good thing?" Jotaro asks his friend.
"Both our health bars get back to 100% on round 2, but we still stay with the same number of knockouts." D'arby explains. "Don't get cocky, Cockyoin. I can still win this one."
"Now there's a pun even I wouldn't make..." you yawn at D'arby's weak pun.

Lil' Mac's HP: 100*%
Piston Honda's HP: 100**%
Stars remaining: 1

>Keep mashing buttons.
>Find room for another uppercut.
>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.

>>2431472
>>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.

>>2431472
>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.
I'm not sure how well button mashing would continue to work here.

>>2431472
>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.

>>2431472
>>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.
His focus on relying on mind reading might make his own play sloppy

>>2431472
>Play it safe until you can capitalize on his mistakes.
Button mashing TOO much will wear Kak out and make him liable to slip up. As long as we don't give up our lead we've got this.

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>>2431478
>>2431480
>>2431484
>>2431488
>>2431489
ROLL!

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2431524
DEMPSEY ROLL HARDER

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2431524
Let's do it!

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2431524
WRYYYYYYY

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2431524

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2431524

>>2431524
Picture: Dio being bored out of his mind because D'arby absconded with everyone but the dog.

>>2431527
KAK LOVES THE POWER GLOVE
ITS SO BAD

>>2431527
Coach would be proud.

>>2431537
>We come back to Iggy having killed Dio and saved Holly

>>2431527
>>2431528
>>2431530
"Quit. Mashing. Buttons!" D'arby keeps trying to hit Kakyoin with no results.
"Ok." Kakyoin stops his sudden button mashing and simply holds down on his D-Pad, forever blocking Piston Honda.
"Grrrr..." D'arby lashes out against the blocked Lil' Mac, doing his perfect combo several times and slowly but surely bringing Mac's life down pixel by pixel.
"Kakyoin! You're at 15% already, do something!" Joseph grows frustrated by seeing him take free damage like an idiot until seeing Honda going blue and freezing in place.

"What?" Polnareff is confused to see the Player 2 not moving.
"Remember when I talked about boosting stamina once per match? D'arby did it in the first round, but I decided to do it in this one to get the advantage on him. Every attack you make costs stamina, and if you keep hitting without dodging or blocking you'll eventually run out of it."
"Damn it!" D'arby mashes the A and B button in hopes of getting his stamina back up, but Kakyoin manages to deplete his health bar before he could get back into the fight.
"Low stamina also makes it slower for him to get back up by the way." Kakyoin points out as Honda gets back up only to receive to final jabs and lose the match.

'Winner: Lil' Mac!' Flashes on the screen after Kakyoin dropped his controller, feeling glad that it's all over.

You feel your soul being sucked out of the TV and back inside your own body, along with Polnareff and Avdol's.
"If I get in another fight that switches souls around I swear to god..." Polnareff complains.
"Seems like reading my mind wasn't good enough, D'arby. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a mother to save." Kakyoin leaves while Jotaro angrily stares down at the butler.
"P-Please! I gave everyone's souls back! You guys can forgive now that everything's back to normal right? RIGHT?" D'arby starts to plead for mercy after seeing he's facing Jotaro right after losing.
"Why don't you use your stand to find out?" Jotaro asks, letting D'arby use Atum on him.

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
"Correct, can you also guess which hand is going to punch you in the face?" Jotaro dares him to find out.
"J-Just hit me with your right hand..."
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
"Your left?"
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
"B-Both?!"
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
"ARE YOU DOING THE "ORA ORA" THING?"

"'Yes, yes yes.' Oh my god..." Joseph is annoyed to hear the same two words being repeated over and over again and keeps waiting until Jotaro pummels the stand user into the ground.
(1/2)

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>>2431636
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" Star Platinum blasts D'arby away with a flurry of punches as his illusion fades out, showing the poor butler with his face stuck inside a wall.
17:00. October 12th, 1988.
Stand User: Telence T. D'Arby.
Stand Name: Atum.
Status: Retired.

"Wait a minute... Is it already 5 PM?" You check Jotaro's watch while the group appears inside a random room.
"Maybe the illusion of that room could also slow down our perception of time like a shopping mall." Joseph deduces.
"Shit! What happened to Iggy?!" Polnareff worries about the dog the group left outside of the mansion.
...
16:45. October 12th, 1988.
"God damn, it's been over an hour since those 6 idiots left. They didn't actually die, did they?" Iggy thought to himself, waking up from his third nap. "Polnareff didn't give me a time limit, so I don't know if I should take action or not..."

>Enter the mansion.
>Call for them.
>Take another nap and wait.
>Run away and try to call the Foundation.
>Write-in.

>>2431687
>Take another nap and wait.
The sun is probably still up by, right. He'll be fine.
Don't tell me you anons are crazy enough to want to try to solo Vanilla

>>2431687
>Write-in.
Try to find any of their scents. Or those of Dio's goons.

>>2431687
>Enter the mansion.
We can solo Vanilla
dice are good

>>2431687
>Enter the mansion.

>>2431687
>>Enter the mansion.
>>Call for them.
We aint a Pussy
We a straight up Bitch

>>2431687
>>Take another nap and wait.

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>>2431710
>>2431714
>>2431715
Feeling ballsy today, aren't we?
Ok then, give me a roll for >>2431701

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2431747
I tempted fate

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2431747

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2431747
A DOGS NOSE IS HIS LIFE

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2431747
god damnit anon

>>2431749
and fate couldn't resist.

I wonder if we could adopt iggy at the end of part 3

>>2431781
>Adopt Iggy
>Iggy and Stray Cat hijinks in part 4
Amazing things ahead if by some miracle we get Iggy out of this in one piece.

>>2431784
>we bring jolyene in part 4
>Iggy brings his little puppers
it keeps getting better the more you think about it

>>2431747
God, even if it's completely impossible, I wanna try and solo Vanilla Ice and then Dio with just Iggy. It would be hilarious.

>>2431791
Dio, no fucking way, Vanilla Ice? Let's do this shit

>>2431797
I mean, if we rolled nothing but 100's... its not impossible, what WOULD be impossible would be Iggy's ego if he did manage to solo Dio, the smuggest of dogs

>>2431797
Ye place too much faith in the dice gods, anon. They are fickle beings, ready to strike down hubris at moments notice.

That said, pray to RNGesus and let's see what we can accomplish...

The problem is I don't think it'd be physically possible to make it to DIO without the others catching up at some point unless he straight up decides to tag-team alongside Vanilla Ice.

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>>2431749
>>2431750
>>2431755
"Hey! Get over here already! You guys didn't even give me gum before going in!" Iggy barked at the building, but no one answered him. "Crap... If they're all dead I'm farting on that Dio's face, even if it's the last thing I do! I didn't travel halfway through the world against my will just for them to lose here!"
The dog steps inside and sniffs around the hallway, hoping to find any leads.
"Yikes! I can't even smell them! What's with this disgusting stench on the end of the hallway?" Iggy notices the stink of the dead, several of them.
Sneaking around the walls, the Boston Terrier hears the moaning of several zombies after going deeper into the endless hallway. Even after Tempest and Billy took out a giant horde of them, it seems Dio saved around 30 zombies to rest inside his house. Classy.
"These guys smell exactly like the dead people on that mist village... I don't have any Hamon on me, but there's gotta be another way to take them out." Iggy brainstorms, hiding from the moaning undead nearby.

>Chop their heads off with the fool.
>Cover them in sand.
>Maul them into pieces.
>Maybe if you sneak past them you won't even have to fight them...
>Write-in.

>>2431821
>>2431821
>Use fool to make a zombie clone
>Have it blend in with the Zombies while you shadow them
Taking the zombies on now might attract too much attention to Iggy, and if anything stronger than a zombie shows up he'll be in trouble.

If you shadow them they might either lead to either the rest of the gang or one of Dio's goons (who Iggy can then try to sneak attack.)

>>2431860
support

>>2431860
This.

>>2431860
yeah

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>>2431860
>>2431864
>>2431867
>>2431890
Give me the rolls.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2431895

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2431895
THRILLER NIGHT

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2431895

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2431895

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>>2431897
>>2431898
>>2431902
>>2431903
Interesting...

>>2431897
>>2431898
>>2431902
Ruh-roh.

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>>2431912
Summoning The Fool, Iggy makes a zombie out of the sand from his stand and sees if it can blend in with the horde, who stares at the new zombie with confusion.
"Who invited the new guy?" One of them asks.
"He's probably with Jim, I heard he was looking for a guy yesterday."
"Did Kenny G. let him in?"

"No, No I didn't!" A fat zombie appears behind Iggy and claws him in the back, sending him flying into a pillar.
The power of Dio's zombies is significantly higher than the ones created by Enya. So much so that Iggy only noticed the damage after limping back up, the wall behind him was shattered, the wound Kenny G. gave him is leaving a fair amount of blood behind, and the dog is pretty sure he broke a bone or two from the impact.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kenny laughs in disbelief after seeing Iggy. "Did this stupid mutt really think he was going to reach Dio by himself? Hey everyone! Fresh meat!"
Iggy can't afford to run with his current wounds, but he manages mount The Fool, which chops off the head of a couple of zombies approaching.
That wasn't nearly enough to defeat the entire horde since Kenny G's zombies are cornering the poor dog back into the pillar.

>Run!
>Keep them away with The Fool.
>Make a sand barrier.
>Glide away with The Fool.
>Bury the room in sand. (May lead to exhaustion.)

>>2432041
>Run!
>Keep them away with The Fool.

>>2432041
>>Keep them away with The Fool.

>>2432041
>Keep them away with The Fool.

>>2432041
Can we hop on The Fool's back and just let him go nuts killing the zombies while we're safe topside?

>>2432041
>Glide away with The Fool.

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>>2432050
>>2432053
>>2432065
>>2432074
>>2432067
Roll!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2432100

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2432100
GO GO! ZEPPELI!

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2432100

Why has the gods forsaken us

>>2432106
>>2432109
>>2432110
Well, that's not good.

>>2432115
Something something flying too close to the sun.

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rest in pieces little pup

>>2432155
Well, it's not a crit fail, so he's probably only in a disadvantageous situation right now. We could probably still save him.

>>2432115
I mentioned it earlier. The dice gods hath punished thee for thine hubris.

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>>2432106
>>2432109
>>2432110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTazVw4IN6g
"Come on, Fool! You can't let me die now! I wanna get back to New York and be the king of all stray dogs!" Iggy's stand desperately claws at the enemy horde, killing them one by one and shooting the ones outside his melee range.
Making an opening towards the hallway, the dog used his own stand to guide him into an escape route by letting it jump in the air and gliding towards safety.
"Fuck... They're all dead aren't they?" The dog panics after seeing the horde of zombie following the trail of blood he left. "I knew this journey was going to end in disaster, but this is too much for me! Why is this happening?!"
Iggy kept flying with The Fool, looking for the end of the hallway that never came around. Almost as if it was looping infinetly.

"You stupid mutt! You can't escape Tenore Sax's illusions!" Kenny laughs as the hallway flipped in a 90° angle and a gust of wind blew the sand stand back towards the zombies.
Once again, the brave dog kept using his stand to maul the undead away from him, but as the blood loss started to worsen, The Fool's attacks started to weaken as the mechanical entity kept fading in and out of existence.
"AAAAGH!" Iggy screamed in agony as the Kenny G. took the opportunity to bite his front right paw right off of him, throwing the Boston Terrier back into the remaining creatures.
"Illusions... So that's what it was..." Iggy tries to stand up, but falls down due to exhaustion and lack of blood circulating inside him. "My vision is starting to get blurred, but I think the 10 zombies I didn't kill along with Kenny are coming after me..."
Iggy wondered if he could still kill Kenny G. in this situation. Maybe he could bury the room with sand or play dead so The Fool could attack them when he gets up close, but judging by how his stand faded out a few times, it's possible that overexerting his ability could lead to his death faster than waiting for the enemies to eat him alive.

>Try to get up and limp away.
>Play dead and kill them all.
>Bury them over your sand.
>Hope the others can reach you in time, if they're even alive.
>Something else.

>>2432288
>Play dead and kill them all.

Guys... absorbing Starplatnumite let's us be aware in stopped time... What if we converted another stand into Starplatnumite as well?

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>>2432305
>DIO vs 7 star platinums

>>2432288
Sand can erode any material if you blast it hard enough! Eat through the ground and escape straight down, sealing up your exit as you go!

>>2432316
I should clarify...I don't mean to literally eat the ground. I meant to sandblast down through it.

>>2432288
>Hope the others can reach you in time, if they're even still alive.

Guys... absorbing Starplatnumite let's us be aware in stopped time... What if we converted another
stand into Starplatnumite as well?

>>2432305
>>2432347
Lel 4chan said i hadnt done the captcha but was full of shit

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>>2432304
>>2432316
>>2432330
Alright, this is how it's gonna go down.
Dice < 55: Iggy plays dead and exhausts himself to take the zombies with him.
Dice < 70: Busts a hole in the ground and tries to stay safe.
Dice < 90: Everyone shows up to save Iggy.
Anything under 55 is a slow and painful death.
Roll.

>>2432380
I typed < instead of > but I hope you guys get the idea.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2432380

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2432380

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2432380

oh no

>>2432395
I don't know if I should punch or kiss you

>>2432388
>>2432395
>>2432397
What is this awful luck? Why does the plot wanna beat on Iggy so much?

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>>2432409
He is a dog.

>>2432409
well he's not dead yet and hopefully under pressure will help with hamon healing

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>>2432388
>>2432395
>>2432397
Type 'Woof' to pay your respects.

>>2432409
I'm pretty much Not-Araki as a GM so maybe that has something to do with it

>>2432424
Woof

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>>2432424
woof

>>2432424
Woof

>>2432424
You said play dead... Is there a chance to save him?

>>2432424
IGGY, I BELIEVE IN YOU.
IT'S JUST ONE POINT.
YOU CAN BREAK THROUGH THAT TINY LITTLE DIFFERENCE!

>>2432395
It's not nice... it's not nice at all

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>>2432424
"No... I can't go down like this... I need to take him down if it's the last thing I do..." Iggy whimpers as the zombies get closer. "The Foo--"
Iggy's stand fades out as the dog closes his eyes, letting his mauled body fall on the ground.

"Ha! One down, 6 to go!" Kenny G. says, picking up the dog and dropping Iggy into his mouth. "I guess it's only fair to eat him myself since he wouldn't have died without my help."
"Fool..." Iggy summons his stand's paw to break Kenny's jaw, splitting his head on the inside before being chomped to death.
"Kenny!" The undead creatures look pissed to see the head zombie unexpectedly being killed.
"43 days... Damn it all, 43 days spending time with them and I couldn't even save those idiots!" Iggy uses his stand to rip the last dozen of zombies into shreds, motivated by the sudden adrenaline rush of imagining his friends being taken down one by one due to Kenny G. As Tenore Sax's illusions make room for Dio's real mansion, Iggy suddenly has an epiphany.

"No... I don't believe it... I fought against them myself... They're better than that... It's impossible for them to have died before me." Iggy once again drops down into the floor, squinting his eyes closed. "Hitomi, Kakyoin, hell, even Polnareff deserves a better death than this... Maybe that portal teleported them into Dio's mansion and they've already defeated Dio..."
The dog coughs up blood as The Fool dissolves into a pile of sand, covering him like he was being buried under a grave.
"Oh well... Guess I'll have to find out after I wake up... I need a fourth nap after all this fight.... But when I wake up you can bet your ass I'm finding those humans to congratulate them on a job well done... They might have been dicks to me a few times, but they deserve it, they all deserve my respect, even if just for today..." Iggy says to himself, closing his eyes and letting the weight of his own body get the best of him.

17:00. October 12th, 1988.
Stand Users: Iggy and Kenny G.
Stand Names: The Fool and Tenore Sax
Status: Dead.

A brown haired man opens the door behind Iggy as Kenny G.'s illusions turn Dio's mansion back to normal.
"Tch. Pathetic..."

>To Be Continued...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>>2432526
Damn you anons, we could have just taken a nap and waited it out.

>>2432526
We flew too close to the sun dammit

IGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>2432526
God damn it.

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Next session is happening tomorrow at around the same time this one started. Feel free to ask/discuss anything before the last two fights if you want.

so from now on we all agree to never let kakyoin or avdol stray from our sight until DIO is put down?

>>2432655
We never let ANYONE stray from our sight until Dio is dead.

>>2432702
It can't hurt to last minute test if we can turn stands into other stands right?

So is Iggy dead for real, or can we pull some Joseph revival BS like Jotaro did?

>>2432842
well can't hurt to try.

>>2432842
Even if all of that shit didn't kill him Ice doing the cleanup at the end there sure didn't increase his chance of survival.

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>>2432601
Our rolls were farily good, all of them were above average, I don't understand why you'd kill Iggy
Were all the DCs like, 80+?

>>2433540
this is punishment for saving Avdol innit

>>2433540
it's reasonable, considering that we left him all alone
told you fucks not to get involved with young d'arby

I just hope we at least get a chance to save him.
Even if he's out of the last fights.

>>2433657
We can only believe in under pressure now

>>2433657
He "died" and Ice came in at the same time d'Arby was beaten - we might make it to him, but that's assuming Ice gives us time to even try to revive Iggy

Whatever happens, we need really good rolls

>>2433657
>Stand Names: The Fool and Tenore Sax
>Status: Dead.
he's gone bro, shit sucks

>>2433673
Duster never stated if it was B03 or not and we got that 69

>>2433673
That's on you to believe he's dead, this is, Araki or not, JoJo after all

>>2433674
>>2432380
>Alright, this is how it's gonna go down.
>Dice < 55: Iggy plays dead and exhausts himself to take the zombies with him.
>Dice < 70: Busts a hole in the ground and tries to stay safe.
>Dice < 90: Everyone shows up to save Iggy.
>Anything under 55 is a slow and painful death.
>I typed < instead of > but I hope you guys get the idea.

Iggy plays dead. He is a very good player.

>>2433540
The DC for blending in with the zombies was 70, the one againts the horde was 65 and the other one after that was already explained.
Dio's zombies are really strong if part 1 is anything to go by so sending the physically weakest crusader to fight 30 of them could only lead to the disaster if you failed to do so. These are the last fights in Egypt so you shouldn't take them for granted.

>>2433874
So if you fail you fail hard huh? I kinda expected for close failures to be lenient but I guess I got too used to merciful GMs. Let's hope we can bring Iggy back by some miracle