>>2422523
You lean towards the nearest parent, whispering to Lady Alicia.
"Um, mom, I think the hero might be looking at me lewdly..."

She glances briefly at the hero, then whispers something to Lord Arteth. The lord nods.

"So, Daichi, I heard you appeared with someone else."
"Oh, right, my classmate, Chisa? She was pretty cute back home, but there are so many good girls here... Miriam-chan here is even cuter."
"Ahem, why did she stay behind?"
"Oh, she hates when I look for a new waifu, ahahah..."
Lord Arteth blinks and frowns, "A what?"
"You wouldn't get it, sir."

The meal couldn't finish soon enough. Matters of payment led the priests and Arteths elsewhere, and you back to your room.

You needed a bit of time to process things. You had a mental layout of the mansion. A library (no spell tomes, mostly fairytales and texts on history,) a trophy room (this scared miriam in the past,) servant quarters, kitchens, the gardens, the greenhouse... Washrooms (thank god.)

Your mental list was interrupted by a knock on your door.

>what do you do?

>>2422545
Attempt to look through the keyhole to verify if it is daichi, attempt to hide if it is him, answer the door if it is a maid or one of the Arteths.

>>2422766

>>2422545
Is there a place we can cast spells for practice?

>>2422545
This>>2422766

Anyone else find it ironic that the goddess of purity would employ a fit who thinks more with his dick and has a harem of women? Because I feel like that should be some breech in godly duty and contract.

>>2423295
*employ a dude
And he is her champion knight right? That's some bullshit right there.

>>2422545
Ask who it is.

>>2423295
Well i mean its kida funy but since the summoned people kida extis outside the normaly laws ( sex wise) as long as he dosnt break the vows to her or something it would still work.

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>>2422766
>>2422910
>>2423125
There is no keyhole to check. If it is Daichi, though, the maids are nearby on call, and they can fetch the Arteths. You take a step towards the door before it opens without your permission... Something none of the maids would do.

It's Daichi. Of course it's Daichi.

"Leave my room."
"You're quite the tsundere type, huh? Well, I can get any girl falling for me... let's see... wow, -50 affection. So I'll probably need gifts..." He mutters to himself like you can't hear him, treating his intrusion like some sort of dating game.

"Here, try these." He offers you chocolates. Probably drugged with something, you'd bet.

>What do you do?

>>2423646
Let's ask to here about him brag his stories and what he plans what to do next.

>>2423646
Get a maid, and scram because fuck this dude.

>>2423646
>Scream get out creep, and shoot a fireball in his face.
>Call maids and guards.
>Kick him the fuck out.
>>2423651
When he tries to ignore us telling him to leave and starts bragging, we can counter brag about ourselves being better than him. As far as the people were concerned or know about, we we're only kidnapped, painting ourselves in a better light than the fuckwit that breaks into a little girls room should do wonders. Say only the god of corruption would pic a champion like him.

>>2423705
Yeah, let's not do any of this.

>>2423646

Try to leave the room if getting a maid fails, if he physically tries to stop you, cast fairy light on his eyes

gamble with choking mist if he gets violent for some reason

>>2423710
>Numbnuts our parents know we don't like breaks into our room uninvited
>Parents also don't like him
And pray tell why would we not do something intelligent?

>>2423719
Shooting him in the face with a fireball is intelligent?

>>2423724
He's the fucking hero, don't be a pansy. Doubt it would do much more than act like a flashbang when we run past him. And what makes anything else I said not intelligen?.

>>2423729
intelligent*

>>2423729
I bet 1000 dollars he could kill us and most people in Meriam won't care, I bet more money that running away from him only makes him more attracted because tsnundere logic.

>>2423735
so what do anon? Bend over? :V

>>2423735
And then he gets called out on being a child killer when we come knocking for our tiny friend. There is shit even he wouldn't be able to get away with. If we weren't a noble you may have had half a point, but we're a noble kid. Being hit in the face by a child's fireball and thrown out after breaking into her room is more feasible for us than somehow fucking killing him. And if the numbnuts somehow dies to us shooting him the fuck out of the room, then all the better for us. Its our room and he brook in. He is a know creep and pervert. We. Win. Unless he attacks us. Which is why we fireball, scream, then maybe fireball again, then run past him.
>>2423742
Just ignore him, I've noticed that we get one fucker trying to vote for a dumb dissension. Guess this is our guy.

>>2423744
broke*

>>2423744
If we ignored him wouldent that raise his so called 'affection meter'? Just in case I would recommend a secondary course of action.
(not trying to push but we do need a option when he does barge in)

>>2423646
Say thanks for thr gifts and send him away
Then call a maid to try one

>>2423753
Actually attacking is the best bet we got to by time. Also he already barged in dude. Reread the post. Call the cops on the creeps, or house guards as this case may be. And throw him the fuck out.
>>2423759
Although this is a good idea. We can use this as a backup.

>>2423744
>>2423753
I'm not sure why people are calling me a coward when we have the chance to get him to spill his guts over all of his plans and no one will take it.

>>2423765
Getting info from him if he isn't thrown out can be done in the morning. You are underestimating the tenacity of a weeb with power and no sense of no. He crossed a line breaking in here, we can get info later.

>>2423646
call for the maids.

>>2423646
if hes not wearing any armored cod piece (of course hes not) punch him in the dick

>>2423770
>>2423753
also if he tries anything, we have like a +40 in dick punching.

>>2423774>>2423780

....(we have a +40 to this guys remember!)
GENIUS, also probably a lot more painful and in char because a little girl punching someone that is intruding resorting to genital damage is something i have seen and experienced...

Voting: Call for maids and if he barges in PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK!!! GO FOR A DICKTALITY!

Why shoot him when we can just dick punch him? (also teaching him a lesson and maybe causing permanent damage to his balls)

>>2423784
ORA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHE5q1NGa4

>>2423788
Guys we have military training that probably extends to hand to hand we CAN DO THIS!

>>2423784
Fuck it, I will change from fireball to Fist of the Loli Star: Nut Cracker.
>>2423784
Dumbasses, he already barged in. Read the damn post.

>>2423796
thought he was outside...TIME TO DICK PUNCH HIM THEN!!!

>>2423798
100 NUT CRACK FIST

>>2423798
Does....does anyone actually read the updates or just skim them?
>>2423802
.......we need to learn fish kung fu.

>>2423805
I read them but most of the time when i do i'm managing like 2-3 things at a time.

Dickpunch, defiantly dickpunch

>>2423646
This>>2423774

>>2423646
I had to look at this again.
>wants to diddle the loli
>says he can get any girl to fall for him
>sees affection at -50
>offers chocolate
>.....
Motherfucker literally offers chocolate. As smooth as sandpaper and smart as a fish. He could have tried offering more refined than just some shitty chocolate. A magical doll that talks. A teacup tamed pet monster. Tell us grand tails of his adventures.
Nope. Motherfucker goes for chocolate. I'm not even sure if it's a decent quality, poisoned or not. What's up with this cheap ass broke back dick? Seriously?

So if he thinks we're tsundere, should we take advantage of this? We could make him our bitch boy if that falls under the tsundere troupe.

>>2425127
Think about this, if we get him to look like more of a prick, making us look good in comparison. His childhood friend might just School Days his ass if she and the rest of the harem aren't brainwashed. We could possibly recruit her to our side as well.

>>2425771
Then Daichi starts killing people in an angst powered tantrum and eventually loses favor with Keira. It's perfect.

>>2423774
Supporting. Maybe we can gain San by this uncharacteristic action for Miriam.

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2424195
>>2423864
>>2423798
>>2423802
>>2423796
"Leave my room or I call the maids." You reiterate.
"No on the chocolate? How about a gemstone, pried from the hide of a powerful dragon?"
"MAIDS!" Your voice echoes through the halls. Daichi shrugs, advancing towards you.

"Alright, then with time short... This is clearly time for an event flag." Daichi smirks. You take stock of his outfit. There is no codpiece on his armor.

Well then, you know what might lay this pervert out...
>roll 1 d100+40 to punch Daichi in the dick.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2426387
KONOPOWA!!!

Rolled 56 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2426387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lj1Pgjruo

Rolled 9 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2426387
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!

Rolled 97 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2426387
Calling natural 23

>>2426400
OH BABY WE GETTING CLOSE!

>>2426387

>>2426400
PLEASE LET US PICK THIS OH GOD

Rolled 54 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2426387

>>2426387
HAHAHAHA BITCH ROLLED A 3

>>2426400
Rip his balls.
>>2426387
Lets try for a 100 and shatter his pelvis with our Falcon Punch: Loli sized.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2426387
And forgot to roll.

>>2426436
Eh, I'm happy with my result.

>>2426387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6cvVnApcS8

Rolled 79 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2426387

>>2426387
did he just call as a whore that can he can just buy??

also i think he still wins couse we tuching his dick

>>2426387
>no codpiece on his armor.
he fuckin deserves it
what type of fool doesnt include dick protection into his armour

Rolled 71 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2426387
A bit late, but why the fuck not.

>>2426387
If we roll good enough does it get shoved into his ribcage or simply destroyed?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2426387
>>2426797
I keep capitalizing it.

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2426387
Nat one comin

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>>2427181
>>2426799
>>2426788
>>2426459
>>2426436
>>2426416
>>2426398
>>2426393
>>2426392
You strike with the force of over a hundred angry lolis. Your fist impacts with thundering force, you hear something crack on impact, and it's not your knuckles.

Daichi actually flies out of the door at the force of your punch. He hits one of the walls as the maids approach

His face is frozen is utter shock, before it contorts into a face of agony. His howl echoes through the mansion.

The maids rush up, you point at Daichi.

"He was trying to-to..."

The priest and Arteths arrive, hearing your statement.
"To? To what, Miriam."
"H-he had a hungry look, and came into my room..." At your statement, the Lord flies into a rage, grabbing the stricken DAichi by the collar, "You think your status allows you to despoil my daughter do you?! You think you can take anything? Outsider or not, there is a line! A line YOU crossed!" He tosses Daichi away>

"You are hereby banished from Aldenia. You will be allowed to leave, but you are not welcome here! Favored champion or not!"
Daichi tries to say something but all that comes out is an anguished cry.

"Get him out of my daughter's sight." Arteth orders. The maids nod. The priest apologizes for the incident, but Lord Arteth isn't having any of it, and the lady neither.

Daichi is dragged out, as Valentina comes to your side.
"I'm so sorry, young miss... He wasn't supposed to leave the priest's side..."
You shudder.

>Daichi is now traumatized by drill hair.
>Daichi is now banished from the Garden City Aldenia.

>What do you do?

>>2427227
>What do you do?

Ask for ice cream and a private army to guard our honour.

Play up any personality changes as a result of our traumatization.

>>2427227
play it off like we are traumatized to get stuff out of Lord Arteth

>>2427227

>try not to cry.
>cry

>>2427227
Good riddance. Did you see what I did? It was cool wasn't? Like in the stories!

>>2427235
Crying seems a little over the top, don't you think?

>>2427235

>>2427227
waat we didn't gain San for that?

>>2427236
>>2427227

This over crying. Demand a sword for personal defense.

>>2427252
This

>>2427246
I don't know any situation where you become more sane from punching people.

>>2427276

its called catharsis

>>2427276
I don't see any situation where you become less sane by acting like a cute loli...

>>2427227
Get the bastard stripped of everything he owns, then kick him out of the city.

>>2427310
it's a little late for that and he'd probably retaliate in some way.

>>2427310
Demand he take responsibility and marry us.

>>2427796
>>2427227

This please.

>>2427796
>>2427813
Why'd you (this) yourself?

>>2428123
Because it wasn't linked to Stranded's post.

>>2427796
Fuck no retarded samefag joke.

>>2428177
Why should we demand him to take responsibility (of what exactly?) and marry us? Isn't that the exact opposite of what we want?

>>2428247
Please. If I wanted to samefag that would have been easier.

>>2428337
Because after traumatizing him, rumors that he might also have to marry us will make him voluntarily stay far, far away.

Essentially, let's mess with him.

>>2428503
>Try to mess with the nutjob that tied to molest a kid in her own room
>Try to mess with the WEEB nutjob that tried to molest a kid in her own room, that also called us a tsundere.
Fuck no you cancerous retard, font of bad ideas, that is how playing into his hands and san damage happens. The fact he is getting a harem that we still don't know is bewitched or not is also a major fucking concern you dumb fuck.

>>2428534
Haha wow you're so salty. It's not like he's an elf.

You're such a child.

>>2428635
Sans all the insults of anon I can't get behind harassing him to marry us.

>>2428635
Yet

>>2428673
I mean. That's also fair enough. It would require commitment to the bit that's for sure.

But imagine being able to kidnap ourselves, then drive the Hero off by threatening to return ourself.

>>2428673
Not to mention when he realizes it would mean losing his harem on threat of further crotch pain.

We could demand that he recompenses us with either marriage or some sort of totally unfair request.

Like subjugating the Elves entirely and finishing off their city so they`re forced to move to our Colony.

>>2428699
See, these two ideas are so asinine that you have to be taking the piss. Fuck no, we are not playing along with the uber weebtard that got power to actually do his bullshit. You are asking to throw our tiny body into the meatgrinder or mind bullshit, which is already fucking obscene already(really need to go kill the witch and get the original sword back), and possibly get tripped by Bitch Goddess of Nazi's getting a power buff by big G. No. Not only that but hell no.

>>2428699
That would be kind of fucked up

>>2428728
FUCK ELVES.

>>2428716
Worth it to burn the Elf city.

Also to put the Hero into a mind hell (like we didn`t start there anyways.)

>>2428742
Dumbass, illiterate fuckwit, possible Qm trying to play a Anon playing the game to railroad to obviously fucking dumb ideas, Elf city was already burned down. Mission accomplished, retard.

>>2427227
> Demand the Hero take responsibility

I just want to see the salt storm now.

>>2427232
>>2427235
this all of my this.

>>2428742
You okay anon? Go rest.

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>>2428742
>Worth it to burn the Elf city.
That is a really stupid idea and you are the worst.

The heck is going on?

somebody stirred the pot it seems

>>2429115
Hey I spent most of my day napping

>>2429632

We ams the leetle girl

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>>2427235
>>2427241
>>2428860
You try not to cry. You are an ace pilot. Miriam's worry and relief and fear bubbling up can be suppressed, surely...

You fail to stop it. Miriam's emotions come forth in a cascade, along with your own lamentations.

You bawl, patted by a maid before Lady Arteth actually takes you in her arms.

The feeling is comforting as you are wrapped in an embrace.

"There there, child. We won't let that vile creature near you..."
Lord Arteth's voice echoes, "We should prepare a guard. Notify the lesser houses, retainers will be needed for Miriam. We'll hold inspection in a few days."

"See to it that she has a maid on hand at all times." Lady Arteth orders. "Dear, which maid should escort you?"

>Valentina - A former adventurer, and Miriam's favorite maid. Loyal to family due to payment. She'd hear tales of adventure from her. Valentina is best in combat.
>Darcy - A maid serving since childhood before Miriam's birth. Staunchly loyal to the house. Specialty is cooking.
>Cait - Former villager of a merchant family, granted this position by nobility. Looking for ways up in society constantly. Specialty is care.

>which do you choose?

>>2430104
>Cait - Former villager of a merchant family, granted this position by nobility. Looking for ways up in society constantly. Specialty is care.
Guys I know we can totally use this. Maybe we can learn how they can do business in this city so we can do possible trade with out city in the mist?

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>>2430104

>forceing me to choose a maid

>mfw trying to choose

>>2430104
>>Cait - Former villager of a merchant family, granted this position by nobility. Looking for ways up in society constantly. Specialty is care.

>>2430104
>>Valentina - A former adventurer, and Miriam's favorite maid. Loyal to family due to payment. She'd hear tales of adventure from her. Valentina is best in combat.

>>2430104
>Valentina - A former adventurer, and Miriam's favorite maid. Loyal to family due to payment. She'd hear tales of adventure from her. Valentina is best in combat.

>>2430125
this

>>2430120
>>2430125
>>2430231
odd we're working on getting our third party member who is a combat guy

>Darcy - A maid serving since childhood before Miriam's birth. Staunchly loyal to the house. Specialty is cooking.

>>2430104

Voting for cait, having valentina won't be good for our SAN and Darcy might be too loyal to lord arteth

>>2430248
So? It's not like there's a party limit

>>2430104
>Valentina - A former adventurer, and Miriam's favorite maid. Loyal to family due to payment. She'd hear tales of adventure from her. Valentina is best in combat.

>>2430265
actually there is. we have limited crew space in our mechs.

>>2430303
Build or steal more mechs.

>>2430104
Cait that San though

>>2430104
Is it just me or does every option look like they have potential problems?
>Valentina might change sides due to money at a critical time
>Darcy could chose the house over us in a situation that makes her one of the two
>Cait could just try to use us to elevate her own position, possibly even selling us out

I think the best course of action is at least directly interacting with all three for some time to get a feel of how they are like, considering the current change of situation.

>>2430104
I'm changing my vote to Darcy. She's legit loyal.

>>2430104
>>Valentina - A former adventurer, and Miriam's favorite maid. Loyal to family due to payment. She'd hear tales of adventure from her. Valentina is best in combat.

>>2430104
>Darcy - A maid serving since childhood before Miriam's birth. Staunchly loyal to the house. Specialty is cooking.

>>2430104
Valentina

>>2430104
>Valentina - A former adventurer, and Miriam's favorite maid. Loyal to family due to payment. She'd hear tales of adventure from her. Valentina is best in combat.

>>2430487
>>Valentina might change sides due to money at a critical time

That's a good thing though.

>>2432635
Or we could also promise her new wepons an ffancy new toys

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>>2432788
Us now.

>>2433110
Im ok with this
Im aure thr battle maid would love to get fancy kill toys and go on battles with us

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>>2430120
>>2430125
>>2430231
>>2430284
>>2430550
>>2432091
You point towards Valentina. Her blade and loyalty to coin mean the threats you might face are reduced to indirect attacks and richer families (of which there are very few.)

>Valentina is now part of Miriam's retinue.

The Arteths try to comfort you as bet they can until you are visibly alright. Lord Arteth checks constantly with a magical object before finally stating that Daichi has been removed from the town and blacklisted by the capital portal.

He will no longer be able to access Aldenia.

With all issues resolved, today for Miriam is at an end... Aldenia is open for her exploration, now that you have a maid escort.

>what do you do?

>>2434364
fuck her.

>>2434364
Fuck her

>>2434364

ask maid to tell us some of her adveteruing hijinxs?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2434364
Rolling to /u/ after our "trauma"at male hands.

>>2434445

/u/boats get out

>>2434465
We a guy though.

>>2434364
Go out and explore that town, need to see our new resources

>>2434364
This>>2434438

>>2434364
Go out and explore that town, need to see our new resources

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>>2434445
No.

>>2434484
support

>>2436421
What about Mindbreak Yuri?

>>2436833
Stop that please.

>>2436421
Explore town.

>>2434364
>Try to figure out the general routine of what 'you' are expected to do
>check on the progress of that chosen hero up until now and rumors of their future plans

>>2437425
Mind control reverse trap genki tomboy yuri?

>>2447139

get out

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>>2447139
Anon, please.

>>2447139
Leave

>>2447606
>>2447241
>>2447153

Plebs.

>>2450221

that makes u an uberpleb

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