>girl
>prep: one hour
>fantasy

>>2392785
>girl
>prep: one hour
>fantasy with a slice of life

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>>2392797
>>2392928

You sit down and write up a bit of lore and pick out a system to use, there are many to choose from on the net. You don't want to work yourself to the bone since its your 1st quest so you decide 10 minutes is enough. Your fantasy quest will be very Tolkien/DnD but you plan to wing some lore elements to make it unique when it comes up.

You spend about 50 min working on a little doodle for your opening post, its a pretty generic knight looking at a castle. You have some mild artistic skills.

How much control did you decide to give people on character creation?
>full control
>mild control
>no control

Did you want to make this a drawquest? It will take much more time between updates and effort. You are also pretty shy about your art.
>draw quest
>write quest

Also roll a 3 sided dice to decide how many people show up to your 1st post.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2392951
>mild control
>draw quest

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2392951
>Full control
>Draw Quest

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2392951
>Mild control
>Draw Quest, but simplistic style

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2392951
>mild control
>write quest

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>>2392970
>>2392971
>>2392984
>>2392989
Wow, three people showed up to your quest! You are pretty exited you really didn't expect anything. Choosing to give some mild control to your players they create
roll(girl1/2 - boy 3)

They decide it should be a simple warrior. Nice, you can draw that all day.

How do you want to progress, you really haven't spent enough time preparing for this so maybe its best to just let them do what ever? You are not very well prepared to lean into an interesting story.
>railroad them into a mundane quest to give yourself more time
>sandbox it and leave it up to the players
>write in

>>2393083
excited*

>>2393083
>A bit of both. It has boundaries and a "story" but the players can still fuck with it

>>2393083
>sandbox it

>>2393083
FULL RAILROAD

>>2393096
>>2393083
>A bit of both. It has boundaries and a "story" but the players can still fuck with it

>>2393096
This
>Let them establish relations to side characters and locations

>>2393083
>>2393096
>>2393156
Support.

Man this fictional quest is doing better then my real one...

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The middle road is the best you decide and let them do what ever they want, your plan is to just make what ever mundane thing they try to do interesting by using it to jump off a side quest. You dont give any prompts and leave their choices open ended.

Quickly enough one player decide to go to a brothel and get laid and another player quickly backs him up, while your third player suggests "looking around town". Hmmm, what do you do in this situation?

>go to the brothel
>ignore the majority vote and look around town
>write in

also what is your thought process? Why did we choose not to go to the brothel or how cool are we with lewds? Are we a shy QM?

board tourist here.

Do the quests here get lewd or do they get banned if they do? Or how lewd is commonly accepted here?

>>2393234
Railroad them into another thing.

>how cool are we with lewds? Are we a shy QM?
This is a blue board not akun. If they want lewds they have to work for it.

>>2393234
>go to the brothel

What is point of a quest if you ignore your players? If your players wanted to read a novel they would do that instead of pretending to have an influence.

As a female, erotic literature is what we like best and telling internet strangers dirty stories about our self inserts turns us on...besides majority rules.

>>2393234
>go to the brothel

>>2393234
>go to the brothel, but lead them into some quest or another.
If quest stays too open there wont be anything but brothels in the quest

>>2393234
Give them that brothel. We are shy about this so we'll probably chicken out if they try to get laid but still, it's what the people crave.

>>2393243
Get off of my board you filthy fucking degenerate.
>>>anonkun
>>2393234
>go to the brothel

>>2393369
>>2393243
But seriously its a blue board for a reason. As long as its tasteful it shouldn't cause much of an issue. Explicit smut isnt really a thing. This board is accepting of Ecchi generally.

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

The majority rules... You end up drawing some pretty ettchi images and you cant help getting embarrassed. You hope your dad doesn't see what you're using his scanner for... You don't directly draw a sex scene but you write some petty smutty stuff and upload your saucy image. Hoping it doesn't set the wrong tone for your quest, you're not on akun after all!

roll(1 = lose your none lewd poster, 2 = lose nothing)

You decide to try and railroad a bit to get the players out of the brothel so you have someone steal the plays equipment while he is busy. The players take the bait and chase after her. After they catch up to her you decide to...

>introduce a possible new PC this way
>have a fight sequence
>introduce a moral quandary to your players

Roll a d3 to see how many lewd anons were attracted by your thread

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2393419
>Introduce a possible new PC this way
>introduce a moral quandary to your players

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2393419

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2393381
Well, I didn't mean outright hardcore porn, certainly nothing more than heavy petting and even that only with words, not pictures.
I am pretty sure I understand your point though.

>>2393419
>introduce a possible new NPC this way

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2393419
>>2393438
Supporting
>>2393441
Ay no problem

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2393419
>>introduce a possible new PC this way

>>2393243
>Do the quests here get lewd or do they get banned if they do? Or how lewd is commonly accepted here?
Smut or lewd is rare.
Written smut is technically fine, I believe, but I've never seen it done so I can't tell you how it would be accepted.
Only thing I've ever seen a Mod do here was delete non-quest threads, and that took over a day.
We mostly self regulate and akun has far more players for lewd QMs, hence we don't really see much.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2393419
Fight sequence. You gotta force these guys into something, not tempt them.

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Tie breaker(1 or 2 lewd anons join the thread)

you decide this would be a fun time to add a new PC to the party, maybe some one you can use help guide your players in the way you want. At the same time you use this new character to make your quest more interesting, everyone like to give their opinion on social issues so you're sure it will bring in more players.
+1 normal player

You decide to make this new character a street urchin forced to steal for his slave master.

Do you make them a
>boy
>girl

race
>elf
>human
>write in

age
>too young for a blue board
>"old enough" for a blue board

You currently have:
2 lewd players
1 normal player
1 majority voter player

>>2393604
>girl
>elf
>old enough for a blue board
You'll use tits to lead them into the plot.

>>2393614
good point. bet she probably has a harrowing backstory and leads the lewd anons on only to backstab them. Brilliant.

>>2393638
>>2393614
This

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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>2393614
>>2393638
>>2393712
Your players decide to...
kill her on the spot (1)
listen to her tail and follow along with the story(2-4)
[lewd anon majority]Try to fuck her(5-6)

>>2393800
THE ANIMALS!

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It seems your players have only one thing on their mind, you are worried that you will lose your players if you don't let them smash but how far will this go? If you give in you may get MORE lewd anons and the cycle will continue forevermore!

>give in and the quest gets lewder
>let the girl escape, but make it railroady so they need to face off with the slave master!
>let the girl escape
>make them do a dice roll so the dice decides

>>2393821
>make them roll dice so the dice decide
Or, if you're allowing write ins here
>punish them with creativity: reveal that the elf was really a monster with teeth in her holes.

>>2393821
>>make them do a dice roll so the dice decides
But skew the odds in her favor.
The girl escaping the oversexed guy is a common trope, afterall.

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>>2393876
You decide that you hate your players and blame them for turning your cool new quest into porno. So you decide to pull something right out of your butt, you make your players lose their dick to the elf mimic!

this infuriates your players, who would play a quest with a dickless MC? You lose some players over this... dice = how many players lost

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With that your dad returns home and you can no longer use the scanner. With nothing else to do you tell your players that you cant quest anymore and that you will return tomorrow...

With that you lay back on the ground and do literally nothing with your life.

>>2393983
oh man that's literally me

>>2393983
Can we instead masturbate to the warrior you oc in that quest.

>>2393983
Poor quest-chan.

>>2393983
shits sad yo

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>>2393983

Anons fucking up any potentially good quest by thinking only with their dicks? Are you sure quest-chan didn't accidentally post on a-kun?

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Another day another quest, you didn't like how your last quest turned out but oddly enough you feel drawn to making a new quest or continuing your old one anyway. Perhaps its the (you)s or perhaps you enjoy filling the massive hole in your life with entertaining others, none can say but you are ready to quest again!

Are you going to...
>start a fresh quest with lessons learned and no drama
>continue your old quest and deal with the fallout head on
>write in

>>2395211
>start a fresh quest with lessons learned and no drama

>>2395211
>continue your old quest
We're not quitters!

>start a fresh quest with lessons learned and no drama

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>>2395242
>>2395285
>>2395290
A part of you wants to face the music and continue your old quest, but its the weak part of you. After all, its your inability to follow through with anything that is the root cause of your neet life.

Are you going to dive into your quest or do some preparation?
>dive
>prepare
>-how much prep time?

What will your new quest going to be about?
>fantasy
>slice of life
>scifi
>write in

Did you want to make this a drawquest? It will take much more time between updates and effort. You are also pretty shy about your art.
>draw quest
>write quest

you have some EXP in: Fantasy/drawquest

>>2395319
>prep: 2 HOURS
>sci-fi
>draw quest

>>2395319
>prepare 2hrs
>fantasy
>write quest

>>2393492
what is this akun? I have no idea and ze internetz doesn't help me either.

>>2395319
>prepare 2hrs
>fantasy
>write quest

>prep: 2 HOURS
>fantasy
>draw quest

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This time you decide to really give it your all, you write out a few possible scenarios and expand on your world building. You center your world building on just the town the player will start in, then you fill it with characters and give them things to be doing before the player character arrives. Some time on foogle helps expand your knowledge on peasant life. After two hours you are ready.

You decide on a fantasy drawquest, you have a little bit of experience with this.

How much control did you decide to give people on character creation?
>full control
>mild control
>no control

How do you want to progress, Yyu spent some time on world building and it would be annoying if the players just decide to side step all of it.
>railroad them into a mundane quest to give yourself more time
>sandbox it and leave it up to the players
>write in

also roll a d3 to see how many players we got

>>2395496
>full control, with the ability to veto something obviously aimed towards smut
>railroad them into a mundane quest to give yourself more time
Send them to get moisture from the well for their uncle's farm.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2395496

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2395496
>full control
>sandbox it and leave it up to the players

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2395496
>full control
>sandbox it and leave it up to the players

>>2395508
>>2395517
>>2395519
So that's 5 players?

You guys think we could camgirl to get the money for a scanner?

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2395496
>full control
>sandbox

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>>2395522

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2395496
>full control
>sandbox it and leave it up to the players

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You get 2 players with (unknown) affinity and both of them create two characters that are completely different, one wants to play a tomboy female human ranger and the other wants to play a smug male elf wizard. The only thing they have in common is that none of them actually read the system you designed and expect you to build their characters stats for them.

what do?
>go with human ranger
>go with elf wizard
>write in

>>2395597
Eh, fuck it, have a curse put on them that they'll die if they don't travel together in a 50 foot radius, and the quest will be about them trying to remove the curse.

>>2395597
>Wait for more players to vote and if no one shows up roll a dice.

>>2395601
Going with this, most unique gimmick for a quest I've ever heard.

Make it clear that it's not 1 character per player though. These are the main characters, players make two actions each post.

>>2395628
Exactly!

>>2395597
>human ranger

>Make it clear that it's not 1 character per player though. These are the main characters, players make two actions each post.
Suggest starter classes and makeup a background story for them

>>2395666
thought the starter classes were ranger and wizard?

>>2395666
nevermind, reread. Do this.

this thread is delightfully meta.

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You decide to wing it and use both player characters, using your sandboxing experience to come out with a interesting curse gimmick for your quest on the spot. You make sure that everyone understands that you are not doing some mass character quest and these two will be your PCs. This seems to go well as you gain another player (+1 "good" player).

Now that you have your characters and something for them to do your players take the bait and start walking around town looking for someone that may remove the curse. You adapt this into your story and have some witch offer them a quest in exchange for information.

1-4 the players accept the quest and everything goes well.
5 the players do something completely unexpected.

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2395767

>>2395767
Who rolls first? You roll first?

>>2395771
>ohboyherewego

>>2395771
Oh jeez.

Do they go to the tavern and find a warrior in a wheelchair with bandage over his groin drinking away his sorrows and warning them about what's too good to be true?

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>>2395771
The players decide to... kill the witch??? "What? Why? Are they retarded?" you wonder out loud but you got to follow majority rule. You start to stress out because its your first combat phase and you dont know where you put all your stat sheets and rule books that you only half remember.

AT THE SAME TIME YOUR MOM COMES THROUGH THE DOOR! She wants to talk to you and is wondering if you want any cookies and milk. You love mom but if you accept the cookies and milk there is a 30% chance she will talk to you about being a neet and what you plan to do with your life. And you are STRESSED OUT!

What do?
>accept cookies
>say you're not hungry
>write in

>>2395803
>accept cookies

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>>2395803
>accept cookies
>give witch cookie and candy powers, have her turn elf into Keebler variety so he's really short

>>2395803
>accept cookies

>>2395803
accept them cookies, but continue frantically typing. Maybe if she realises we're busy she'll go away.

as far as in game:

Have the witch turn full on idiotic villain.

"You think this wise fools?!"
Have her knock a bunch of potions onto the floor which spawn 3 slimes that attack a random target each round.

Fuel the chaos.

I'd like the witch to actually be beloved by the local community and she gives treats to sweet kids and turns naughty brats into toads for an hour

>>2395847
This.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>1-3 your mom starts talking about your neet life
>4-10 everything works out and you push back your troubles for now

emperor bless this thread

>>2395931
JUST

>>2395931
GG

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Your mom see that you are drawing again and uses it to jump off a conversation about your life, she just keeps going on and on about potential and life and work and you keep agreeing and trying not to make eye contact while working on your quest. She still has the cookies and if you get into an argument with her now there is no way you will be continuing your quest. But one thing for sure she is NOT leaving if you just semi ignore her.

>"Ill do it tomorrow mom I promise!"
>"yeah mom, for sure mom, I agree mom, right away mom"
>turn it back on her "wow mom are you holding me hostage with these cookies or what?"
>write in

>>2395966
>cardcrusher the cookies

>>2395966
>lie
Tell mom you were talking to one of your neet friends about a job earlier today. Tell her we plan to discuss it more after you finish this game you guys are playing.

>>2395966
>"yeah mom, for sure mom, I agree mom, right away mom"

>>2395991
just realised what this is saying.

Obviously don't tell mom that our friend is a neet

>>2395966
>Libraries have scanners, scrounge up a few dollars and trek to the library, say you're looking into an internship there.

>>2396057
This.

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You agree with everything she says, and lie about a friend who may get you a job at the library.... you're going to meet him there tomorrow... yeah tomorrow.... Your mom loves you enough to fall for your blatant lies and after telling you she loves you and has faith in you FINALLY leaves you alone. You think about going to the library yourself in the futur to escape from gay mom and dad but that means going OUTSIDE, so you hope this wont have to be the case.

Back to your quest its finally time to finish up the combat, its looks like the witch is beating them back hard and the player characters may die here. You maybe didn't judge the power you gave the witch correctly due to inexperience.

Do you...
>let the dice rolls decide even though they will most likely die due to your overpowered enemy
>give them a contextual escape
>let the players sand box their own outcome
>write in

>>2396187
Let the dice decide, but if the witch wins just let the players get knocked out. Then you can play it off as a brutal tutorial fight.

>>2396187
>let the dice rolls decide even though they will most likely die due to your overpowered enemy

>>2396187
>let the dice rolls decide even though they will most likely die due to your overpowered enemy

>>2396187
I came here for fun not depression

> give contextual escape

>>2396206
Seconding this.

>>2396187
>>let the dice rolls decide even though they will most likely die due to your overpowered enemy

They chose to attack, gotta live (or die) with the fallout.

>>2396187
Supporting >>2396206
>Give them an additional curse that's conditional on completing a task for the witch
They are just piling on the curses at this point.

>>2396246
This amuses me. Have a support sir.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>1-2 the players win the day
>3-8 the witch defeats them

>>2396301
>these rolls
feelsbadman.jpg

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The witch may have won but you are not a sadist QM, you decide to just have them be knocked out and thrown into the witches dungeon. The game must follow the dice and the players must know that there are consequences to their actions, so you slap ANOTHER curse on them. At this point you regret not calling your quest "curse quest" but unfortunately you had your bright idea AFTER you had already started.

At this point it seems that the guy who created the elf wizard has left your thread but was replaced by some other anon. You don't know if its the same guy phone posting or you are losing / gaining players, its a very hard thing to keep track of. You find and it bothers you more then it should.

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With that your dads again back from work and your questing for the day is done. You did well today and hope some of your players come back tomorrow.

After you sit around in your thread for 30 more minutes to see if anyone left any more comments for you to read before going on /v/ to shitpost. You feel bad about shitposting sometimes but you find modern games so boring and you have nothing else to do. Other boards dont move as fast as /v/ so they cant entertain you fast enough. Even later still you play some games on your handheld then marathon a series on netflix that you don't enjoy until 4 am.

>>2396357
Jeez, maybe we do need to go to the library, even if to just use the computers. Maybe we could get some fantasy books for inspiration?
The best thing about this is that we can put off the next session for one or two days before people start to worry!

>>2396357
... Is this OP quest?

>>2396334
>so you slap ANOTHER curse on them.
What was the curse btw? and are they doing the lewd there?

>>2396357
Being quest-chan is suffering.

>>2396379
I left it open ended, feel free to suggest something

>>2396373
>2018
>going on 4chan on library computers

>>2396429
curse of fumbling, on a specific number you go full clutz-o and drop whatever you're holding

>>2396471
I like it.

What is Akun?

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>>2396406
>quest-chan

take my energy, QM. you need it more than me. please keep running this

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You wake up in the morning and looking over at the clock. You see its pretty damn early, 7:00 am! Normally you would roll back to sleep instantly but this time you cant help but reach over to your phone and check /qst/. An overwhelming curiosity pulls you to your thread to see if anyone has maybe left a (you) or 2 for you while you were sleeping. No one did, I guess you are going to have to work hard for your (you)s if you want to get any more today.

You feel like maybe you should draw something extra special for your 1st post today but on the other hand you are pretty tired, only three hours of sleep tonight.

do you
>Draw up an extra detailed picture to try and bait some more players
>Go back to sleep, you're a growing girl after all and need your brain sharp
>write in

>>2399554
>Get coffee, the best quests are done while on more coffee then sleep

>>2399554
>Draw up an extra detailed picture to try and bait some more players

>Draw up an extra detailed picture to try and bait some more players

>>2399554
Get your sleep, girl!

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

You don't know how to use the coffee machine but you do know how to boil water, so you settle with a nice cup of tea. After you head back to your room and start working on a COLOR drawing, you scan your artwork and download gimp since it free. You spend 3x as much time on this image as you normally do but you're not sure if it even looks any better or that anyone will even appreciate it honestly.
1 = no extra posters
2 = 1 extra poster

youre pretty tired but you upload your image and start your quest.

did you
>Start rail roading an escape for your quest immediately
>Sand box and let your players do random, and ultimately pointless, stuff in their cell so you can simulate the passage of time.

also roll a d3 to see how many players we got today. 1 poster came back from yesterday and we may get another from your sweet image.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2399667
>Rail roading an escape
They weren't happy about what happened so let's free them and then get them sandboxing.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2399667
>Start rail roading an escape for your quest immediately

>>2399667
>Start rail roading an escape for your quest immediately
Witch task to set them on?

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>2399667
You decide a railroad is in order, so you pop a dwarf out of the ground. The dwarf is some resistance member looking to get back at the witch and the players follow him. With nothing left to do you wait to see how your players will react.

>1: They do something retarded again
>2-3: They decide to get vengeance on the witch
>4-5: They decide to fuck the whole thing and leave town
>6: The (you)s come in very slow so you decide to check out the qst general to kill some time

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>>2399790
Perfect, the ideal quest has no railroading but the players choose to do what you want them to anyway. As you are drawing out your next sequence your phone rings. Its one of your few friends, they don't call very much anymore and you are on the fence about talking to them.

>pick up the phone
>ignore it

>>2399820
>>2399820
Pick it up.

You hate going out to do shitnbut afterwards you are usually OK with it

>>2399820
>pick up the phone

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>>2399820
>pick up the phone

>>2399820
Pick it up!

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Its you total chic friend Jensa, she is calling to see if you want to hangout right now! She has work later tonight so this would be a great time to meet up since you don't get to see each other very much.

Jensa has always been good to you, unfortunately you don't really have ANYTHING in common so its very hard to make conversation with her. Yet for some reason she is always happy to see you and is the friend that calls you the most often even though you don't understand why.

>Go hang out with her, you don't get out very often and you are sooo lazy.
>You have 4 players today! you cant just drop your quest now!
>write in

>>2399921
Go.

>>2399921
>Go
>But take your phone with you, maybe you can fit in a few phone posts on your way there.

>>2399962
Impossible you do a drawquest, also you don't have internet on your phone.

>>2399921
>Go hang out with her, you don't get out very often and you are sooo lazy.

>>2399962
>>2399949
>>2399977
This should keep mom and dad off for a while

>>2399969
Rats. But still, let's go out.

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You decide to bail on your quest in favor of seeing your RL friend, with the abandoning of your 1st thread and now skipping town on your players only a few posts in you are starting to get a reputation as a pretty "flaky" DM. Yikes!

On the flip side you get to see your friend, you spend about one hour getting ready then walk down to the local cafe where you're supposed to meet your friend. You spot her but who is that guy sitting with her?? She didnt say anything about other people...

>bail bail bail bail
>walk up to them, roll a d10 to check your awkwardness meter
>write in

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>2400053
LET'S MEET 'EM

Rolled 10 (1d10)

MEET NIGGA MEET

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>2400053
>walk up to them, roll a d10 to check your awkwardness meter
That better be her boyfriend.

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You walk up to them and your friend spots you instantly, giving you the standard girl greeting of hugs and compliments. You are at an awkwardness level of 6, if you go over 10 you will do something REALLY embarrassing. She introduces you to the guy sitting at the table, he nodes at you but doesn't look up from his phone, he has a smile on his face thought. Apparently this is a friend of Jensas that she forgot to tell you about.

you chit chat a bit, mostly about her, and she asks you really awkward questions like what have you been doing? where are you working? You hate these type of questions and try to side step them unsuccessfully.
+1 awkwardness.
At this point small talk is over and you have no clue what the fuck to talk about but its clearly your turn to speak

You decide to
>????
>????
>write in

>>2400170
Take out your phone and shitpost.

>>2400170
Ask if she's seen any good movies/shows lately, normies like those, right?

>>2400181
Supporting this, shitpost in your own quest to make it seem more active than it already is.

>>2400170
>>2400194
Seconding movie talk.

>>2400216
>>2400194
Lolllll Netflix?

>>2400283
>No Anon, real movies.

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You decide to talk about movies, normies like movies right? You don't really watch hollywoods stuff anymore but they probably do. Your friend talks about a movie she really liked called "The Handmaiden". You know this one, its a korean movie that actually made it to cinema overseas. She goes on about how it had lesbians in it and how she LOVES stuff with lesbians in it and how progressive they must be in korea.Your friend asks you if you have seen "old boy", a movie she plans to watch. You have also seen this one but its pretty graphic.

do you ...
>lie and say you never seen it to avoid talking about it
>tell her all about it to drain away more time

After that she says that "Chet" loves the new marvel movies! And how you should tell him all about your comic book collection! You used to love all that superhero stuff right?

do you...
>sidestep the topic
>talk about your hobby
-you hate capeshit now remember?
-you still love superhero stuff

>>2400181
>>2400197
You have no internet connection here, this cafe has no wifi. FUCK, you are trapped.

>>2400306
>Talk about the movie, but without spoiling shit.
>Sidestep.

>>2400306
>lie and say you never seen it to avoid talking about it
>talk about your hobby

>>2399554
waitaminutethatcard are you the /i/ quest OP?

>>2400306
>tell her all about it to drain away more time
>sidestep the topic

>>2400320
Supporting.

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>>2400320
>>2400328
>>2400393
You tell her all aboutOld Boy. You start out by explaining how much you loved the movie, then go into the gritty details about how some guy gets tricked into fucking his own daughter. Unfortunately with your awkwardness at a high 7 you were unable to avoid spoiling the story. Your friend keeps it cool but decides not to watch the movie while Chet comments "you LIKE those kind of movies?"
+ 1 Awkwardness

With a Awkwardness at a HIGH 8 you are unable to avoid talking about your hobby, the only thing left to decide is
>you hate capeshit now remember?
>you still love superhero stuff

Yee, If you want to talk to me about something meta you can find me in the /qst/ general.

>>2400454
>Fuck capeshit

>>2400454
>you still love superhero stuff

>>2400459
>>2400363
fuck

>>2400454
>you still love superhero stuff
Loving superhero stuff has potential for autism, but randomly saying we hate something that Chad likes is probably going to give us more Awkwardness. If we get to 9, all we have to do is excuse ourselves to go to the bathroom and then bail.

>>2400454
>you still love superhero stuff

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You love super hero stuff too! The movies may not be your favorite but you still read some western comics you talk about it for a bit but...

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>>2400543
They are not even listening. All and all you managed to kill 15 fucking minutes. This happens every time you hang out with Jensa but she STILL calls you all the time to hang out WTF. Inside youre getting annoyed and angry but on the outside you wear a mask, one that you have built over the 20 years of your life and that you don't let anyone ever see you without.

What do
>Endure another 2 hours of this
>Skip out after another 30 min (You will have to write in a good excuse why you need to leave)
>write in

>>2400563
>Skip out after another 30 min (You will have to write in a good excuse why you need to leave)
excuse ourselves to go to the bathroom and then bail.

>>2400563
>Skip out after another 30 minutes, you have a few job opportunities you need to check out today.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2400606
>>2400634

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>>2400634
"Oh yeah? Where? Maybe we can go together."
You don't answer immediately
+ 1 Awkwardness

>???
>???
>write in

>>2400675
>???

>>2400675
>The library, but it'd be more professional if I did it alone. Besides, I don't want her to just leave Chet by himself.
Lordy lordy let's hope we get outta this unscathed.

>>2400990
supporting
we can get out unscathed but we mostly likely won’t

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>>2400990
>The library, but it'd be more professional if I did it alone.
This doesn't seam to work, Jensa presses on you with this.
Besides, I don't want her to just leave Chet by himself
But this does, as Chet himself interjects and agrees that it would be too far out of the way for him.

Jensa seems pretty sad that you have to leave already and urges you to call and text her more often, she knows how introverted you can be but good friends are hard to come by.

Wow that was a close call

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When you get to the library there is not much to do, so you head up stairs until you find an empty table. Luckily the library has free wifi so you just sit around shit posting on 4chan until its time to go home.

>>2401499
>>2401517
Mission accomplished.

Still loving this.

You should try to get some inspiration from something in the library, like a concept art book or something

>>2401766
Also see if they are hiring

>>2401949
It takes some sort of degree in archives to get work as a librarian.

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>>2402086
>It takes some sort of degree in archives to get work as a librarian
This.
I looked into it years ago.
Also, I recently read a comic somewhat related to it, but it's a touch out of context.

>>2395384
Fi

'fiction.live' my guy. Its pretty degenerate but theres some good stuff on there.
>>2401517
Supporting this >>2401766

>>2403953
How in the hell did I fuck this post up?

>>2403953
>>2401517
Also unironically ask if there are any positions open.

>2403957
seconding

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>>2392785

just wanted to drop by and say

>this mothafucka OP

did my idea down to the fuckin
stickman in front of the compy

so there is still some sentience out there
huh.

*slow clap*

alright op

awright.

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Thank you for the support everyone, I hope you enjoyed the thread.

But it is now unofficially(?) dead.

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>>2411056
Deliciously meta thread OP.
Well done.

>>2411056
I'll maintain a lone bumping vigil

>>2411431
>a lone bumping vigil
Sounds like a random encounter.
Good for a decent tussle.

>>2411056
Good thread OP, shame to see it end so soon but enjoyed it while it lasted.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2392785/

...because, like I said, I think it's worth saving, and I doubted OP would do it.