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>>2385256

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>>2385259
Huh seekers cute.

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>>2385256

Previously on Overwatch Quest,

Junkrat's scheme to take down Junkertown, fortress of the wasteland raiders, was set into motion. Tracer accompanied the explosive-minded maniac and his bodyguard Roadhog as they infiltrated the town in disguise, while you and the cybernetic ninja Genji descended into the facility's under-levels. Leaving Genji behind to safeguard your advance, you discovered a refurbished fusion core, an advanced power source formerly used by an Omnic war factory, now online and under the control of the infamous hacker and Talon agent Sombra. Also there was the ghost-like specter known as Reaper, somehow resurrected after your battle at Gibraltar. He has ordered Sombra to blow the fusion core, causing a radioactive catastrophe that would kill millions. Sensing her hesitation, you attempt to persuade her otherwise.

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You say to Sombra, "I know we don't see eye-to-eye on everything. But this is too far. Information, money, weapons, that's one thing. I get that. Half a continent? That's something else. Think about all those people. Having all that on your hands. You're not like that. I know you're not."

Sombra has her wary gaze fixed on Reaper. "What happened to the plan?"

"Plans change," Reaper growls. Black smoke curls and billows downwards, heavier than air, from the holes in his sleeves and collar. "Or maybe they intended it all along. We're on a need-to-know basis, remember? Who cares? Our job isn't to ask questions."

"Maybe yours isn't," she says. "Who gave the order?"

"I think you already know," Reaper says. "It comes from the top. Are you in or not? Please say no. I'd love the excuse to pay you back for all those doors you shut in my face."

"You don't have to do this," you say. Sombra turns to you. Her violet eyes look into yours, unreadable. You try to figure out what you could say to sway her over to your side -- or at least to prevent her from nuking Australia.

>Ask her to do the right thing
>Tell her you can find a way out of this together
>Offer her something you think she wants
>Warn her that Talon is using her
>Goad her and Reaper into fighting
>Write-in

>>2385292
>Tell her you can find a way out of this together.

>>2385292
>>Warn her that Talon is using her
And if I learned anything when we worked together, you don't like being used.

>>2385292
>Tell her you can find a way out of this together.
>I Can owe you one, I know you're not a murderer

>>2385292
>Tell her you can find a way out of this together

>>2385292
>>Tell her you can find a way out of this together

We called Reaper a "poser for imitating a dead hero" last time right?

>>2385292
>Offer her something you think she wants
>Warn her that Talon is using her

>>2385292
>Warn her that Talon is using her
>Tell her you can find a way out of this together
Don't bring up trying to bring her onto our roster, that might just scare her off. Just bring up that she's going to be the number one enemy of a lot of people if she does this, because there's no way Talon's shielding her from the fallout, and offer her a way out by siding with us. Not for too long, just here and now.

>>2385259
Kilimanjaro? When did he go there?

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>>2385335

>Warn her that Talon is using her
>Tell her you can find a way out of this together

Writing.

>>2385292
>warn her that talon is using her, this is a distraction mah dood

wait no, tell her that if she does do this talon will have her permanently. her options will be limited only to talon. is she okay with going through with this?

>>2385355
>>2385376
The vote is closed you fucking autist.

>>2385381
jokes on you I can't read

>>2385407
Than how did you read his comment anon?

>>2385442
you see anon, when have autism like me you get parent to do everything for you

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>>2385292


"They're using you as a pawn," you warn Sombra. "Who do you think is going to take the fall for this? If you go through with this, you'll be more than infamous. You'll be enemy number one. Beyond murder. It'll be genocide."

An ominous laugh emanates from the black ghost that is Reaper. "You're right about one thing, kid. We do have a fall guy. The only difference is that it's not her. It's you." He raises a hand as if to write an imaginary headline. "Return of global terrorists Overwatch. Millions dead. Or should it say "murdered"? Either way. You get the idea."

"Wait, so -- you were planning for us to show up? This was all a trap?" You have awful visions of a mushroom cloud on global video, the Overwatch logo superimposed, the news planting the blame squarely on you and the team.

"He's slow, but he gets around to it eventually, doesn't he?" observes Reaper to Sombra. "Come on. Hit the switch already. Let's get this over with."

"What if he's lying, though?" you ask her. "Or just wrong. If this follows you, you'll never escape it. You'll be locked into working with Talon for the rest of your life. They'll own you. Is that what you want?"

Sombra pulls up her virtual keyboard. For a moment you think she's going to do it, but she hesitates. Looks up at Reaper. You can feel her suspicions growing. How can she know for sure?

"Listen to me, Sombra," you say. "Don't do this. Don't make yourself into this. Not for Talon. We can find a way out of here. Together. Just like in Tokyo. What do you say?"

Sombra taps a button her keypad. You hear the loud grinding of machinery and fear the worst. She notes your alarm and smirks. "Relax, amigo. It's a shutdown program." She shrugs. "What can I say? You've got a point." She reaches out a hand to you. "Truce?"

You shake it. "Truce."

Another dark laugh from Reaper. "Oh, you don't know how much I was hoping you would do this." The black smoke flowing from his hood crackles with energy.

"Give it up, Reaper," you tell him, drawing your weapon in gun form. "Last time I handled you pretty easily by myself. This time it's two on one."

"Count again," he says. Talon operatives emerge from the other hallways leading into the reactor room. You look around and realize you're surrounded. You and Sombra instinctively put yourselves back to back, falling back into the old patterns from when you worked together.

Reaper reaches into his coat and withdraws two massive black shotguns. "I'll give you credit where it's due, kid. The first time we fought I underestimated you, and you caught me out on it. This time I won't. And since then I've had some upgrades. I'm stronger now."

"So am I," you tell him. You tighten your fingers on your gun's grip and steel your nerve.

>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives
>Attack the Talon operatives while Sombra handles Reaper
>Attack him together.
>Retreat to the surface
>Retreat to find Genji
>Write-in

>>2385455
>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives
We did it once, we can do it again.
inb4 consecutive 1's.

>>2385455
>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

>>2385455
>Attack reaper while she takes out talon operatives

>>2385455
>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

>>2385455
>>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

>>2385455
>>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

>>2385455
>>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

>>2385475
RUN YOU FOOLS!!!

>>2385455
>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives
>Call everyone and tell them whats happening

>>2385480
Were surrounded and how would we outrun the teleporting mist man?

>>2385480
Aw but mom I wanna live dangerously on the edge!

>>2385455
>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

>>2385455
Just a reminder to everyone that we have the Graviton Gun charged.

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>>2385484
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING SENSE

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>Attack Reaper while Sombra handles the Talon operatives

Writing.

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"Sombra," you say to her. "Keep the flunkies off my back. I'll deal with Mr. Halloween here."

"Got it." The hacker draws a submachine gun from inside her jacket. "Just like old times, right, amigo? Only now I don't have to tell you I'll publish those pictures."

"Did you ever delete those, like you said you would?" you ask, thinking you already know the answer.

Her only response is a smile as she fades from view, shading to violet and then to invisible as her active camo takes effect. You hear running footsteps, and a few seconds later she reappears above and behind the Talon operatives. Her SMG lays down a spray of fire on them that forces them into cover. The two parties exchange fire, Sombra staying one step ahead of the concentrated barrages from the soldiers by using her cloaking tech and a short-range translocator that allows her to rapidly shift position. Whenever she gets to close range, her inaccurate but powerful weapon blasts an operative before she disappears.

Before you begin your own duel, you quickly radio the team. "Tracer, watch out up there. This whole thing might be a Talon trap!"

"Yeah, kinda figured that one out by now, Seeker," Tracer says, laser fire blasting in the background. She adds cheerfully, " But thanks!"

"What's going on up there? Did Junkrat sell us out?"

"I don't know! We were talking to this giant woman with a huge club, and then this orange-haired science woman showed up -- I think McCree knew who she was -- and then there was shooting!"

"Is Talon attacking Junkrat and Roadhog, or just at you?"

"I don't know! Both, I think! Err, whoops, hold on--" You hear a barrage of pulse munitions from Tracer's pistols. "I gotta go, Seeker! Back us up if you can!"

And here you were hoping to get backup of your own. Guess that's not happening. Your problems are your own to deal with. Not the first time you've had to face this man alone. You're sure you can win again. Definitely. Probably. Maybe.

Reaper slowly advances towards you, shotguns held at his sides. His aura of menace is like a wave of ice-cold darkness that threatens to pin you to the spot. You think about your friends, Tracer and Genji and even Sombra, and how they're counting on you, and you concentrate on the feeling of the gun grip in your hand.

"Go ahead, kid," Reaper says. "Make your move. If you can."

>Boldly close to melee with your blade.
>Stay at a safe distance with your gun's longer range.
>Play defense and look for an opening.
>Look around for something you can use to your advantage.
>My ultimate (Magneton Gun) is ready!
>Write-in.

>>2385583
>Stay at a safe distance with your gun's longer range.

>>2385583
>Play defense and look for an opening.

>>2385583
>>Stay at a safe distance with your gun's longer range.

>>2385583
>My ultimate (Magneton Gun) is ready!
Fuck it, let's party.

>>2385583
>Play defense and look for an opening.

>>2385583
>My ultimate (Magneton Gun) is ready!
Alpha strike! also too bad we couldn't get tracer to let the junkers no Talon is trying to kill them now

>>2385599
What language were you just speaking there anon

>>2385599
>>2385595
He's gonna ghost when you fire it.

>>2385583
>Stay at a safe distance with your gun's longer range.

>>2385583
>>Play defense and look for an opening.

>>2385583
>Stay at a safe distance with your gun's longer range.

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>>2385625

>Stay at a safe distance with your gun's longer range.

Roll! First d10 is you, second d10 is Sombra, third d10 is ???

Your roll:
1-3: Something bad.
4-6: You damage Reaper but end up in danger.
7-9: You deal damage and stay safe.
10: You deal damage and look badass doing it.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>2385651
Ten pls

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>2385651

Rolled 6 (1d10)

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>>2385655
And here we see a reminder that Sombra is a hacker and Talon goons are still trained soldiers.

>>2385655
so Sombra was a total jobber in the last time we worked together.
....I see.

>>2385670
That or she only pretended to side with us

>>2385676
That is either EXACTLY the roll of a traitor, or she's getting utterly trounced.

>>2385676
>>2385678
Or she totally bailed.

Remember to call reaper his real name

>>2385683
Morrison?

>>2385651
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>>2385660

You raise your heavy pistol and unload a barrage of fire at Reaper. His body dissipates into black smoke, and the projectiles pass through harmlessly. The shadow advances on your position before coalescing into solid form again, and returns fire. You retreat, huge shotgun impacts blasting chunks of metal from the ground and walls, each one barely inches from you. A computer bank takes a direct hit and explodes in a spray of circuitry and electrical discharges. You manage to tag Reaper with a few hits to the chest and shoulder when he soldifies to fire at you, but a grunt and a billow of black smoke is your only reward for your efforts. Staying one step ahead of his attacks requires all your agility and concentration, and before you realize it you're backed into a corner.

Sombra isn't doing much better for herself. She's quick and clever, but most of her skills revolve around avoiding combat entirely. If she were fighting by herself, she could afford to use stealth tactics and take her time, disappearing and reappearing when least expected. Instead she's got to keep them busy and distracted so they don't pincer you in with Reaper. She takes down three operatives by herself,

Her battle goes well enough until a pair of heavily armored and shielded Lancers join the fray. She's able to take down one of them by hacking its shield, streams of pink light darting out from her holographic keyboard to shut down its systems, and then climbing up on top and delivering a full SMG magazine straight to the back of the helmet. Before she can get away, though, the second Lancer knocks her off its downed companions with a powerful blow. She hits the ground hard and rolls to a stop, dazed.

You could try to help her, but Reaper has you boxed in at close range. Nowhere to run now.

>Take Reaper on with your sword.
>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.
>Talk to him, stalling for time and trying to throw him off.
>Fire the Magneton Gun.
>Write-in.

>>2385703
>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.
We got this ability for a reason, yo.

>>2385703
>>Fire the Magneton Gun.

>>2385703
>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.

>>2385704
Ditto

>>2385703
>>Fire the Magneton Gun.
Close range means hell have less time to turn to mist

>>2385703
Reaper's disposable shotguns get resupplied by replicator technology, right?

>>2385703
>Fire the magneton gun
at the grunts and then rush to Sombra

First rule of mob encounters during boss fights, wipe the adds off first.

>>2385713
>waste our high-damage ult on grunts
wewlad

>>2385703
>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.

>>2385719
they have shielded lancers and more. Nuff said.

>>2385724
1 lancer and a bunch of mooks

>>2385703
>>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.

>>2385703
>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.

>>2385727
wrong man, read the post again.

>>2385736
Ignore this, I am a witless dunce and didn't pay attention to Sombra turning one's helmet into swiss cheese.

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>Use Angelic Alacrity to fly over him and help Sombra.

Writing.

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You kick your boots to life. Energy surges through Mercy's construction, the Caduceus Core, and a diffuse golden light surrounds you. Not having taken any wounds, the biotic nanites have no effect other than to grant you a pleasant tingling sensation under your skin. That's not what you needed, though. You needed the wings of golden light that form behind you, electromagnetic constructs that manipulate air. Unlike regular wings which push, these wings pull, yanking you forwards and upwards like a kung-fu actor on wires.

Reaper watches you go, not even trying to track you with his guns. You wonder what expression he's making under that mask as you sail lightly through the air over him, and toss him a jaunty wave as you pass by.

You flick your wrist to transform your weapon into a sword just before you land next to the second Lancer. You immediately attack, hewing with your blade in a series of big slashes, but the Lancer blocks each one with his energy shield. He counterattacks with his charged spear, and you barely dodge, the strike passing over your shoulder and ripping the resistant padding in your jacket. He keeps after you with a series of thrusts, which you parry and riposte. Your weapons clash repeatedly, throwing off arcs of energy.

Neither of you can gain an advantage, but you're struggling against the superior weight and strength of the bulky Lancer. Then pink lines connect themselves to the back of his suit and his shield suddenly deactivates. You seize the opening and ram home your sword. The Lancer falls. Behind his fallen form you see Sombra, bruised and bleeding from her nose, but on her feet.

"Thanks," you say. "You all right?"

She wipes her nose and grins at you. "Ahi vamos, amigo," she says. "I'm still standing."

You raise your EM shield to block a wave of fire from the Talon operatives from hitting both of you. Sombra grabs you by the arm and drags you down into cover, where the bullets fly over your heads.

"Any ideas?" you ask her.

"Lots," she says. "Ideas where both of us don't die? Not really. You?"

"Working on it," you say, thinking as fast as you can. You're not sure if you're winning, and especially not if you're winning fast enough to get topside and help Tracer with whatever's going on up there. Should you try something crazy? On the other hand, you definitely can't help her if you get your head blown off by those shotguns. Maybe slow and steady is the way to do it.

>Keep going with the same tactics.
>Get more aggressive.
>Tag-team and switch opponents with Sombra unexpectedly.
>Run for it.
>Write-in.

>>2385794
>>Get more aggressive.
Take Reaper out. He's the main threat.

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(Last post for the night, I shall return tomorrow!)

>>2385794
>Get more aggressive.

>>2385794
>Get more aggressive.

>>2385799
Are those heathens cooking with flamin hot cheetos?

>>2385794
> Aggressive

>>2385794
>>Get more aggressive.
>>Confront Reaper about his identity

>>2385794
>>Write-in.
Go in first at reaper to get his attention sohe faces us then have somba hack him, should disable the shotgun replicator he has then fill him with lead at our leasure while the two fast attackers run around the CBQ Lancer and the no shotgunless reaper

>>2385794
>Get more aggressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE

>>2385794
>Get more aggressive.

>>2385799
Welp, just read through the archives.
>Get more aggressive.

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>>2388138

>>Get more aggressive.
>>Confront Reaper about his identity
>>Go in first ... then have Sombra hack him


"Reaper is the main threat," you say to Sombra, formulating your plan as you say it out loud. "The small fry here we can deal with later, but we've got to take him down to get out of here. And from the sounds of it, things are going crazy topside. We're running out of time."

"Got something in mind?" she asks you.

"Can you disable him with your hack?"

"Not really. His nanites are stubborn little bastards after his latest upgrade. The good doctor remade him well, unfortunately for us. Anyway, my EMP should do the trick, at least for a moment."

"All right. I'll go in first and get his attention. When he's distracted, hit him with the pulse. Without his abilities, we can fill him with lead at our leisure."

"Worth a try. I'll be ready." Sombra switches on her camo, fading to violet and then nothing. Her light footsteps run off.

You'd like to cause some chaos via property destruction to cover you from the Talon flunkies, but that big pulsing energy sphere in the center of the room makes you wary of setting anything off. You'll have to rely on speed and awareness once the shooting starts again. Before that, though, maybe you can rely on being an annoying son of a bitch. Slipping out of a cover from an angle the soldiers haven't covered, you start walking towards Reaper. He watches you approach, unmoving.

"You know, when we were in the same line of work, I used to have a certain respect for Talon. Efficient, powerful, ruthless. But this, I mean, come on. This is crazy. Nuking Australia just to blame Overwatch?" You hesitate, then take a stab at it. "Do you really hate your former comrades that much -- Reyes?"

"You sound like you think you're clever for figuring that one out." With a hiss like escaping gas, Reaper detatches his mask. Underneath is a grim and torn visage, leaking black smoke from open wounds. Crimson irises stare at you from dark hollow eyes. The face of Gabriel Reyes. Once commander of Blackwatch. Hero to billions. Now barely human. A ghost of revenge. "And to answer your question, yes," he growls. "I hate them that much. I came back from the dead for them. I'll walk through hell to drag them down with me."

"I guess negotiation's off the table, then," you say.

"Come on, kid," Reaper reaffixes his skull mask. "I've got graves to spit on. Let's get this done."

You raise your sword up over your head and charge forward with a battle cry. The black ghost levels his shotguns with a dark laugh.

>Roll!

First roll is you. Second roll is your allies aboveground. Third roll is ???

Your roll:
1-3: Something bad.
4-6: You and Reaper exchange damage.
7-9: You exchange damage with an advantage.
10: You deal damage, get off scot-free, and make Reaper super pissed.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>2388430
Ten!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>2388430

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>2388430
Come on,

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>2388430

>>2388434
Well crap. At least our allies did alright.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

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>>2388503
thank god I was late, didn't see the other votes

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As you swing your blade, time seems to slow to a crawl. Your sword lowers. Reaper's guns rise. Your see your strike just barely miss as Reaper leans backwards, the tip of the sword digging a long scratch into the white mask. Then a blast of fire erupts at stomach level, and an incredible pain punches you in the gut and knocks you off your feet. You fall down onto your side, knocking your helmet on the ground. Your HUD fizzles and resets, and you look down at your own blood staining the ground, dripping from a hole in your side. Dizziness and nausea assaults you. Shit. That is a lot of blood. Is all of that yours?

Health: 80/200

Your rage flares brighter than the pain. Your mask begins to flash red. "All right," you manage to say, the breath heavy in your chest. "Now I'm mad."

You say that, but you have no idea how you're going to defend yourself from Reaper's next attack until Sombra decloaks behind him. She gestures, and for a moment hovers in midair, lifted by electric currents, as she gathers energy. Then she unleashes her secret weapon, an intense, heavily localized electromagnetic pulse. Reaper roars in agony as his form dissolves, leaving only a howling black smoke that writhes and churns like a storm. The white mask clatters to the ground.

Sombra teleports to your side in a flash of violet energy. "Is that what you call keeping him busy?" she asks, grabbing you by the upper arm on your un-injured side and dragging you behind cover.

You try to grin but end up just groaning and wincing. "I got carried away," you say, showing Sombra a "sorry" emote on your mask.

Sombra sighs. "Ay dios mio. Well, that bought us a moment, but not long. He'll reform soon enough." She takes out a small cylinder of blue liquid. A red cross is spray-painted over with Sombra's insignia, a purple skull. "Here. One of the old war-time medkits. I overclocked it myself. Patch yourself up."

Thankful but a little wary of Sombra's modifications, you take the medkit, switch it to aerosol, and spray it on the wound. Relief from the pain floods through you as the biotic nanites go to work repairing the damage.

Health: 155/200

You hand the medkit back to Sombra. "Thanks."

"Don't mention it," she says. "Now, about Reaper --"

Multiple guns are levelled at your head. You and Sombra look up to see the Talon operatives clustered around you, all pointing their guns at you.

"Right," Sombra says. "I knew we were forgetting something.

(Continued)

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>>2388568

A green blur streaks through the pack of Talon operatives, slicing open some and knocking down the rest. Genji stands behind them holding his wakizashi, headband still fluttering in motion from his dash attack. "この程度か," he says, and sheathes the short blade, then turns to you. "Apologies for the delay, Seeker." His optic visor flickers as he takes in you and Sombra crouching together. "Might I inquire--?"

"Truce," you say. "Talon wanted to blow this place, and most of Australia. Kill millions. She wasn't willing to go that far."

"I just don't like being bossed around," she says, tossing her hair and looking nonchalant. You wonder how much of her flippancy is an act, and how much she was genuinely appalled at what she'd been asked to do. Maybe she really didn't care, and it's just about ego, like she claims. Or maybe, just maybe, there's a spark of good somewhere in there? Could it be that --

A roar resounds through the fusion core room, interrupting your thoughts. Reaper is reforming, but badly. The black smoke twists and coils, refusing to settle down. Jagged fangs, too much for a human mouth, clash and snarl. Crimson eyes, too many for a human face, stare in all directions from the darkness. "Traitors," an inhuman voice growls. "All of you. I am betrayed because of you. I am this creature because of you!" His hands become giant black claws, gouging furrows in the metal floor. "You will pay! Overwatch must die!"

>Everyone, open fire! Hit him with everything you've got!
>Everyone, take cover! He's about to do something!
>Everyone, run away! Get the hell out of here!
>Write-in.

>>2388572
>Everyone, open fire! Hit him with everything you've got!
>>My ultimate (Magneton Gun) is ready!
Now can we use our Ult?!

>>2388575
Yeah, now seems like a good time.
>Everyone, open fire! Hit him with everything you've got!
>My ultimate (Magneton Gun) is ready

>>2388585
Supporting

>>2388572
>>Everyone, take cover! He's about to do something!

>>2388572
>>2388575
This.

>>2388575
Dis

>>2388575
>>2388585
>>2388604
We have to be careful of over penetration to not the reactor lads, just a thought

>>2388572
>Everyone, take cover! He's about to do something!
Let's not shoot the reactor. Feels counterproductive.

>>2388614
>to not the
phone pls

>>2388617
we aren't that stupid and I'm pretty sure it takes more then a gun to blow up a reactor

>>2388621
I mean, first off, we're plenty stupid, and "Everyone, open fire! Hit him with everything you've got!" doesn't really smack of precision shooting.

Secondly, this is Overwatch, not real life. And either way we could just knock the reactor out of action, especially with the fuckin Graviton Gun. And that's still bad.

>>2388625
We've spent all update having a gunfight here why would we suddenly hit the reacter?

>>2388630
>A roar resounds through the fusion core room, interrupting your thoughts. Reaper is reforming, but badly. The black smoke twists and coils, refusing to settle down. Jagged fangs, too much for a human mouth, clash and snarl. Crimson eyes, too many for a human face, stare in all directions from the darkness. "Traitors," an inhuman voice growls. "All of you. I am betrayed because of you. I am this creature because of you!" His hands become giant black claws, gouging furrows in the metal floor. "You will pay! Overwatch must die!"
>A roar resounds through the fusion core room, interrupting your thoughts.
>through the fusion core room
I mean...

>>2388575
>>2388585
>>2388592
>>2388604
>>2388612

>Everyone, open fire! Hit him with everything you've got!
>My ultimate (Magneton Gun) is ready!

Roll!
No forecast this time. Good luck.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>2388640

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>2388640

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>2388640

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>2388640
This should go we-
>>2388642
>>2388643
Oh come on!

>>2388644
>>2388643
>>2388642
Well....it could've been worse.

>>2388644
Thank You

Was this Bo3?

>>2385651
>>2388659
Boop

>>2388659
It isn't. The three rolls determine various things.

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>>2388572
>>2388640
>>2388642
>>2388643
>>2388644

"Everyone, open fire!" you call out, raising your pistol. "Hit him with everything you've got!"

Sombra's SMG fires with a ripping sound. Genji throws shurikens as fast as he can produce them. Neither of them are heavy hitters in the artillery department -- that's up to you. The quantum capacitor in your gun is overflowing with crackling energy, and you thumb the switch to activate the magneton furnace inside. The gun builds up a massive charge before unloading it in three blasts with deafening booms that resound through the fusion chamber. The shots fired are thin energy beams of immense power. Each strikes the flowing black storm that is Reaper, impacting with a much wider circular hole punched through and left empty by its passage, and goes on to blast through the machinery behind him with explosive force (you made sure you were facing away from the big glowing sphere before firing).

Your combined firepower continuously tears Reaper's form apart, keeping it as a pillar of black smoke and preventing it from re-assembling into something like a man. But it doesn't disippate it either. Nothing you throw at it seems to be doing anything other than increasing the violence and intensity of the living, raging stormcloud.

A scream of rage and pain howls from within. Crimson eyes appear and multiply in the darkness. The black smoke begins to grow fangs and claws, impossible appendages created from mist for the purpose of slaughter.

Sombra takes a step back, awe and terror on her face. "That fucking doctor -- I knew she was crazy, but this, I -- I didn't know --! Moira, you stupid bitch! What have you done to him?!"

"We'll have time for that later!" you shout at her, grabbing her arm. "Can they break your code to the generator? Can they blow it without you?"

"No! They can destroy the complex, but that won't initiate the reaction!"

The black smoke pillar collapses and begins to flows along the ground in your direction, a dark river of shadows and teeth and crimson eyes.

"Then we're getting the hell out of here!" You push Sombra and Genji in front of you towards the exit, leading to the surface. "Move move move!"

Mere steps ahead of that terrifying black shape you make it to the exit. You glance backwards to see it hanging back, something else catching its attention. A clawed limb reaches out from the smoke and grabs one of the still-living Talon operatives. You don't wait to see what it does, instead turning away to follow Sombra and Genji down a narrow hall lit by emergency red lighting.

But you can still hear the screaming, when it begins.

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>>2388682
That's all for tonight, anons. Back tomorrow!

>>2388682
what the absolute dickfuck is going on

>>2388682
I cant help but feel sorry for him.

>>2388682
Jesus fucking Christ the fucker needs to be put down. But if his regeneration goes this far then I doubt even a nuke could do it permanently.

>>2390161
Iirc he can heal from a single cell

>>2390884
That's not to bad then, we'll just need to vaporize him. Should probably avoid making such an attempt right now though, we have neither the equipment nor the time.

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>>2390884
You say that like it's impossible to kill every cell

>>2390924
Well we didn't roll a ultra ki monk warrior that kills the undead.

>>2391280
Yet.

>>2390161
Well, he wasn't worried about surviving the detonation of the fusion core (quote:
> If it comes down to it, I'll survive the explosion. He won't, even if he lives to see it.
from the previous thread.) and that's an explosion which would take out half a continent, so I think at this point we can pretty much write of ol' Gabe as indestructible to all practical intents & purposes.

>>2391488
Still leaves the option of containment, although that would need some very clever trap.

>>2391499
Perhaps lure him onto a rocket & shoot him into space, Planet Hulk style?

>>2391525
Hes made out of nanomachines (son). So we talk to mercy about creating a program that can rewrite the bots. Then there would be a mission to seize control of some signal generator of sufficient strength to rewrite his cells simultaneously, leading to a choice of killing him or "restoring" Reyes using old mental maps mercy maybe has, which would technically sort of be brainwashing, but for a good cause and give us access to Reyes as an asset.

>>2391499
Yes trap the teleporter who can turn into mist.
>>2391758
Don't think Mercy is the person to talk to about hacking someone luckily we just acquired Sombra

>>2392111
She is the person who would know the most about the nanomachines. Its her tech. They could collaborate.

Wonder how Brigette's gonna' be introduced to the quest. I mean she's always been here but ya' know what I mean.

>Tfw the big tall girl is younger than your MC
>Tfw she'll smash a Reaper's face in just to heal that five points of damage you took.
>Tfw she throws a Repair Pack right at your ass and you're not sure if it was on purpose or not.

>>2392251
She's younger than Seeker. She's automatically disqualified from the Seeker-bowl

>>2392251
Uh, isn't Brigette 23?

>>2392498
Seeker is 24

>>2392505
>one year younger is too young for the Seekerbowl
???

>>2392616
the joke is that Seeker has a habit of going after older women

>>2392251
More looking forward to torbjorn grumbling when hes out on the battlefield with her and going molten core with rage when someone taps her.

Swear down that someone is going to die to his hammer.

>>2393253
>someone
Subtle

>>2393253
2 hammers. Rein is not going to let the person who taps his goddaughter survive.

when will we grow up and realize that the corps are required for global stability and attacking them will cause much more suffering in the long run.

>>2393860
When the corps stop taking over in place of countries, and don't mercilessly trample over everyone who doesn't agree with their beliefs. And when they stop sucking at doing their job. Without us, Anubis would already be nearing completion, and preparing to exterminate most of humanity. Helix screwed up spectacularly while trying to deal with it. That mech would be rampaging through Korea right now, and Anubis likely would have gained access to it's adaptive defensive capabilities, allowing it to wreak further havoc.

>>2393900
But hey, at least they can make a gun that kills Tracer.

>>2393951
What was their thought process there, anyways? There's so many more useful things they could be developing to deal with actual threats to world security.

>>2394017
Playing the devil's advocate, you say that like a renegade Overwatch isn't a threat.

>>2394024
But Tracer was only active for a few months by the time the gun was rolled out. Why did they develop it before, when tracer was laid off?

>>2394024
A renegade Overwatch could potentially be a threat, but I'd say they have much bigger problems then us they could be developing countermeasure for, like the Godmind that's been waging war again Asia for years, or the blatant terrorist group that have been committing blatant acts of terrorism. Also,
>>2394028

>>2394017
"What if someone will recreate time-rewinding technology?"

>>2388682
>>2388683


The three of you emerge into bright sunlight, slam a heavy metal door closed behind you, pull the lever to lock it shut, and topple the nearby furniture as barricades. Something huge slams against the other side of the door once, twice, a third time. Then the rushing sound on the other side fades away, a snarl receding into the darkness.

You sit down in the dust, trying to catch your breath. Sombra flops down on the ground near you. "Ooof! That was a close one. I thought he had me for a moment there. Poor Gabe. What a shame." She pushes herself up to sit next to you, and gives you a wry smile. "Someone really needs to help him with those anger management issues."

"What happened to him? Did --" You pause, not sure if you want to know the answer. "Did Mercy do that to him?"

"Not really. You could say she started things along. But the way he is now? That's Talon. Courtesy of a woman named Moira O'Deorain." She frowns. "I should be charging you for this information, shouldn't I?"

"Put it on my tab."

Genji activates his communicator. "Tracer, what is your status?"

"We're orright, thanks, pal," Tracer's voice replies through mild distortion. "McCree showed up in the nick of time to help us out, but in the firefight we got separated. He took off with the fat one. I can't get a hold of him on the radio, but it's Jesse, I'm sure he's fine. As for me, I'm holed up with the stinky one, trying to sell him on the modern wonder that is a bathtub. What about you?"

"We are fine," Genji replies. He glances at you, then at Sombra, then back to you. You nod. He adds, "We have formed a truce against Talon with the agent known as Sombra."

"Whaaaat?!"

"C'mon, Tracer," you say, trying to keep your voice light. "We're already on a team-up adventure with Talon agents. What's one agent more or less?"

"Are you sure about this, Seeker? Do you trust her?"

"Not really," you admit. "But it's the best option we've got for now. No offense," you add, looking at Sombra. She shrugs innocently, as if to say, who, me?

>Look around, scope out the situation, plan your next move.
>Find Tracer and Junkrat's location and meet up.
>Search for McCree and Roadhog.
>Ask Sombra more about this Moira woman.
>Ask Sombra if you can expect any other nasty surprises from Talon today.
>Write-in.

>>2394383
>Find Tracer and Junkrat's location and meet up.
We gotta get the band back together.

>>2394383
>>Ask Sombra more about this Moira woman.
Shouldn't Genji also know about her, if she was Blackwatch's attending medical?

>>2394383
>>Ask Sombra more about this Moira woman.
MORE WOMANS FOR SEEKERBOWL!

>>2394392
And she's 48!
Double the age, double your fun as Seeker always says.

>>2394383
>Search for McCree and Roadhog.

>>2394383
>>Ask Sombra more about this Moira woman.

>>2394383
>Find Tracer and Junkrat's location and meet up.
And on the way,
>Ask Sombra if you can expect any other nasty surprises from Talon today.

>>2394383
>Find Tracer and Junkrat's location and meet up.

>>2394388
>>2394389
>>2394392
>>2394406
>>2394426
>>2394441

>Find Tracer and Junkrat's location and meet up.
>Ask Sombra more about this Moira woman.

Writing.

>>2394462
>"So what you're saying is this Moira's a cougar."

Oh god what if Sombra knows about our lust for older women. What age did we start thieving? 18? 19? We would've met Sombra when she was 25 or something right?

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>>2394462


Tracer describes her hiding place, a sheet metal shanty perched high on the sprawling chaos that is the Junkertown slum. "Better make it quick, mates," she adds, shouting voices in the background. "I think we've been rumbled."

You can hear shouting in the direction of Tracer's hideout, but otherwise the streets are quiet as you head that way. The ordinary folks who live here are shut away in their homes. As you move, quickly but carefully, you ask Sombra, "So who is this Moira person?"

Genji is the one who answers. "She was once the medical advisor to Blackwatch. Geneticist. Even in those days, she was rather unhinged. Reyes recruited her directly. I now believe his objective was to experiment using Mercy's technology, without her moral restraint. Until now, I was not sure if Moira also had become a Talon agent."

"Not just an agent," Sombra says. "She's a big shot now. One of the "inner council."" She pronounces that last word with mockery, and adds some vulgar Spanish slang your helmet fails to translate.

"And she made Reyes into --" You struggle to describe what you saw back there. "Into what he is now?"

"Ah, I see," Sombra says. "You thought your golden-haired angel might be responsible for such a crime against humanity, did you? Then again, maybe it was her who performed the initial experiments, and Moira merely built on her existing work? Who can say?"

"You could," you tell her. "Seeing as you're the world's greatest hacker and general all-around nosiest person, and there's no way you'd let information like that just sit around on the Talon mainframe without helping yourself."

"Oh ho ho. You're such a flatterer, Logan, really. Now, er, let's discuss our current situation, shall we? I think I've fulfilled my end of the bargain. I helped you escape from our spooky friend back there. Time for me to vamos."

Should you let her take off? It could be for the best. She might be more trouble than she's worth, and you're not sure just how far you can trust her. On the other hand, she's played you straight so far, and it's true that without her help you might've been killed or eaten alive back there. If she waffles, you're pretty sure you could pull enough leverage on her to get her to stick around and help you out. The fact that you're surrounded by a hundred miles of desert and she needs a ride out of here would be a good start.

>Okay. You can go.
>I need your help rescuing my friends.
>Not until you've told me just what the hell is going on here.
>Actually, you're under arrest.
>Write-in.

>>2394589
>I need your help rescuing my friends.
Of course she knows who we are.

It doesn't really matter who did what, that's the past, all that matters is that Reaper is what he is. Trying to enlist her aid in help in saving our friends is the present.

>>2394589
>>I need your help rescuing my friends.
>>Not until you've told me just what the hell is going on here.
Would you like some money?

>>2394589
>Okay. You can go.
You can go if you want Sombra but I will ask you "Please help me get my friends out of her, if any of them get caught by Talon then they will be at Moria's mercy"

>>2394589
>Okay. You can go
The longer we force her to stay, more likely she'll just ditch us anyways. Better to end this on a high note and show that seeker honors his word

>>2394594
>tfw we're the Fellowship of the Ring going through Moria
>Talon is the Balrog
>we're Frodo
Worst timeline

>>2394589
>>Actually, you're under arrest.
>>Write-in.
If you want, I can put you in my bedroom instead of a cell.

>>2394589
>>I need your help rescuing my friends.

>>2394589
>Okay. You can go.

>>2394595
This is a good point. Changing vote.
>Okay. You can go

Alright alright fine, she can go.

But we gotta' do the ol' secret handshake before she leaves.

>>2394589
>>Okay. You can go.
>>Get some contact info, it might be good to have her on call in case we want to hire her for future missions

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>>2394611
Forgot pic

>>2394589

>Okay. You can go.
>Just remember though Talon is super evillll and we're always looking for spunky young recruits.

>>2394611
>seeker and sombra have a secret handshake they made up on the fly as a bit of premission fun
>called it the circle jerk as a joke
>was meant to be a one time thing
>they both still remember it and do a circle jerk goodbye
>friendship intensifies
>genji jokingly explains to everyone how sombra and seeker had a circle jerk before letting her leave

>>2394620
Oh that's golden baby.

>>2394589
>>Okay. You can go.

>>2394594
>>2394595
>>2394605
>>2394607
>>2394611
>>2394614
>>2394618
>>2394629

>Okay. You can go.
>Get some contact info
>Just remember though Talon is super evillll and we're always looking for spunky young recruits
>do the ol' secret handshake

Writing.

>>2394644
>he's including all the silly suggestions
Best QM confirmed

>>2394660
He truly is.

>>2394589
>>2394644

"Actually, you're under arrest," you say to Sombra. "But I'm a generous warden. Instead of a cell, I'll let you stay in my bedroom. How about it?"

Sombra chuckles. "Nice try, chulo. Maybe some other time."

"Do you have some way of getting back to civilization through a hundred miles of irradiated desert?"

"I've got a few ideas. One thing they aren't short of around here is cars."

"That's true. All right, well -- before you go, can I get your contact info? Something tells me you might need a new job after this little incident. I'm not stupid enough to ask you to put on a white hat. But maybe I can hire you sometime."

Sombra taps her chin with one finger, a smug smile on her lips. "What if I told you that you already had my number?"

"Uhh -- I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sure I'll figure it out. One last thing." You hold out your hand with your fingers extended in a certain way. "Remember this?" Your secret handshake. A running gag between you, from back when you were in the same line of work. The two of you made it up on the spot before a mission, and just kind of kept doing it.

"Ay estupido," Sombra says. "That brings me back." She reaches out and exchanges with you a rapid-fire sequence of claps and finger-taps. She looks up at you, smiling despite herself. Not the smug smirks or laughing grins. A genuine smile.

"See you soon, then, amigo," she says, and adds to Genji, "It was very nice to meet you, Mister Shimada."

Genji bows slightly. "The pleasure was mine."

As she fades to violet, Sombra waves to Genji, and blows you a kiss with a wink, before she vanishes.

(Continued)

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>>2394726


"Once again, your acquaintances in the criminal underworld prove useful," observes Genji.

"It's all about who you know, right?"

You and Genji arrive at Tracer's hiding spot, a small metal shack high up on the top layer of the complex shantytown sprawl. The good news is that it's on high ground and defensible. The bad news is it's surrounded by bad guys, fifty of them at least. Junkers and Talon operatives, standing together -- the wastelanders don't seem to know about Talon's plans for betrayal just yet.

In the center of the enemy forces is an awe-inspiring figure, a woman who towers over everyone around her. Her hair is shaved into a mohawk, and she holds a gigantic powered mace resting on her broad and muscled shoulders. She stands with the easy confidence and surety of complete authority, surrounded by well-equipped and armored warriors.

"The Junker Queen," you say to Genji, the two of you observing from a hidden spot. "I thought she might have been just a legend. But there she is, in the flesh. Those guys around her must be an elite guard or something."

"Junkrat!" bellows the Queen at the top of her sizeable lungs, and unleashes an impressive string of profane and vulgar insults, even for an Australian. She finishes off by saying, "Get your ass down here so I can kill you myself!"

You hear faintly a shout from Junkrat, high up in the shanty. "Get stuffed!"

>Strike head-on, before anyone knows you're here.
>Coordinate a pincer attack with Tracer and Junkrat.
>Cause a distraction so they can escape.
>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.
>Boldly reveal yourself and speak to the Queen.
>Write-in.

>>2394726
>Sombra/Genji
Ohohohohohohohoho.

>>2394731
That's a nerf pistol in the picture

>>2394731
>Boldly reveal yourself and speak to the queen.
>"Hey everybody my name's Seeker, nice to meet ya'. So just a heads up, those Talon assholes were plannin' on blowin' ya'll the fuck up."
And, just because I really, REALLY want to try this.
>Lean on something, nod at Junker Queen.
>"How you doin'?"

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>>2394731
Done for tonight. Sorry for the weird update schedule anons, real life is annoying. I will return sometime this weekend.

>>2394731
>>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.
Loot the place, while you still can.

>>2394731
>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.
Any red barrels, mayhaps?

>>2394731
>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.

>>2394741
this desu

>>2394741
This

>>2394741
Pahaha this.

>>2394741
We have to do this.

>>2394731
>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.

>>2394731
>>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.

>>2394741
Voting

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>girls' of the overwatch face when seeker antics continue to escalate

>>2394741
Seconding.

>>2394741
This.

>>2394731
>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.

>>2394741
This

>>2394741
Voting for this

>>2394741
This, but prepare to be shot.

>Boldy Reveal yourself to the queen
>Cause a distraction so the others can get out
*My Ultimate is Ready!*

>>2394741
Also god damnit why are we an actual idiot that survives on his luck stat?

>>2394937
Because Luck stat is the funniest.

>>2394944
.....that is a fair argument. Instead of prepping to be shot, should we prep to be snu snued to death?

Cease this madness you thirsty sluts

>>2394971
no, we shall accidentally hit on every older woman we come across, whether its safe to or not.

>>2394945
Yes, we will snu snu Queen to death!

>>2394981
>"Accidentally"

>>2395005
Nah, we are actually dumb enough to do it by accident.

>>2394731
>>2394741
Missed the run. Much sad. Backing this.

Also Athena still needs her protection upgraded. It's a disgrace to allow a hacker rummage around her mind, even if it's Sombra.

>>2394741
this

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>>2394741
This, please.

>>2396913
This is his face under the helmet.

>>2397061
Which reminds me; we should deffo display a winky-face emoticon on our helmet while we say it.

>>2397185
Please don't. This is already dumb enough.

>>2397310
You're right; it should be the aubergine (eggplant for you colonials) emoji.

>>2397363
Fuck it, I could roll with this.

>>2394741
Not a single part of this plan is good.

The Junker Queen has literally no reason to believe us when we're working with her enemies, the Junkers. We're sacrificing the advantage of surprise to futilely 'warn' somebody with very little actual proof, if any, while they have every reason to disbelieve us.

Flirting with her is just likely to piss her off and make her even more likely to react badly to us. I understand 'the memes lol' but this is actually braindead. Please, don't do this plan. If you want to flirt with the Queen, do it later, not now.

>>2397442
The blood stains and possible left over Talon agent limbs(if Reyas didn't eat all of them), should do the job nicely. Implying we couldn't just show them the video footage from our helmet to her highness. Possibly in her quarters.

>>2397442
Honestly this. We have no reason right now to willingly step out of cover other than "We might get some musclegirl pussy guise!" Even if we don't get decimated instantly by the inevitable bulletstorm, we're outsiders who've come in from seemingly nowhere with a "holier than thou attitude" and their worst enemies. Why would anyone believe us, especially irradiated nitwits in the boonies, when Talon has probably been grooming them for months?

Every part of this plan works in favor of getting us killed, and it only has steam because anons with shit taste is blinded by some cow tits and big biceps.

>>2397463
Yeah, sure. We totally have video footage, and we can totally get an audience with the queen in the middle if a fucking firefight, and Talon totally didn't clean shit up.

Keep thinking with your dicks anons. Just don't complain when we roll 1's and we kill somebody.

>>2397463
Talon can explain that easily. "Overwatch tried to blow the reactor, but we drove them off after a fight." And that's not portable evidence either.

Not even going to address "show footage in bedroom".

>>2397482
Who would believe a terrorist organization like Talon?
Also, we have footage of us and sombra talking about it, with reye's admittal that talon wanted to nuke australia

>>2397631
Its just a pair of no funs, ignore them

>>2397442
While I agree that the imagery of the plan is great, this guy's got it right.
Nothing good is going to come of this; there's no immediate proof of what we're saying, there's no way Talon would even let her hear us out, and the flirting has as much chance of making things worse as whatever else it's supposed to do.

>>2397631
My dude, what are you on right now?
The Junkers don't care whether or not people are considered international terrorists. They are notorious for terrorizing the Outback and the surrounding area, killing Omnics in cold blood, and they even tried to fight US last thread. The only reason they don't like the Junkrat and Roadhog is because they attacked Junkertown, so the Queen banished them.

Talon has obviously been here for a while, and they must have a good relationship with the Junkers. If the Junkers "didn't trust terrorist organizations", why would they not be killing each other right now?

>>2397649
I think this quest is fun, I just don't want to get us killed by doing possibly the stupidest thing we can do in this moment, since I don't think ending the quest is "fun" at all.

>>2397674
........you remember who you are playing as, right? Stupid is as stupid does, and we are Seeker's avatar....or he's ours as the case may be. You remember the shit we have done before this right?

>>2397678
I think the argument is that this would be stupid even for *him*.

>>2397674
They would believe that organization with a rep for murder killing, assorted terrorism and bombing is more likely involved in murder killing, and bombing people than the organization of do-gooders.
They don't like us because we're world police. But she's also smart enough that world police don't nuke countries.

>>2397689
.............Naaaaaaaaaaaaah, it'll be fine.

>>2397690
>World police don't nuke countries
Tell that to Blackwatch.

>>2397690
This.

>>2397710
Since when did Blackwatch *nuke* countries?

>>2397710
Black watch might have done some shady shit but I'm pretty they didn't nuke people

>>2395010
How dumb do you think Seeker is?

>>2397740
We came to Australia after confirming that Widowmaker liked our dick pic. So here's a better question, how smart do you think Seeker is?

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Jesus fucking christ, I think I lost some brain cells reading this thread. I wouldn't give a wet shit about flirting with the Junker Queen if WE WEREN'T IN A GUNFIGHT AT THE MOMENT

Seeker's dumb, but at least he has SOME sense of danger and/or timing.

>>2397957
>ath being this bootyblasted

>>2397957
agreed. We would have common sense not to do that in a gun fight at the moment.

>>2397957
We aren't in a gun fight. We are just standing around watching Junkrat and the Queen have casual 4chan tier conversation, more bullets in the air, but not an actual fight.

>>2398073
When bullets are flying it means it is a gun fight.

>>2398081
This is Junkertown, that's just a weather forecast.

>>2398089
We shouldn't just be fucking flirting with her at the moment.

>>2398097
We aren't flirting with her though dumbass, we're just asking her how she's doing.

>>2398128
wewlad. That's either a really poor attempt at trolling or you're an idiot. Probably both.

>>2398081
It's not even a gunfight. It's a stand off. They're surrounded, but people are only yelling at each other.

>>2398154
so you want Seeker to get shot

got it

>>2394731
>Look around for anything useful or dangerous.

Obvious samfagging is obvious

>>2398158
It's diffusing the situation with humor.

>>2398189
>defusing a situation with humour
>hitting on someone in the middle of a tense standoff right after accusing their allies of plotting against them

>>2398189
""""diffusing the situation with humor""""

bet the Waco siege could've been diffused by a dickhead flirting with one of the cult members

>>2398202
It's not like flirting is all we have going for us. We also have the video of talon trying to nuke australia, and us stopping it. In first person.

>>2398210
As if we'd get time to actually show it to her before we get dismissed out of hand.

>>2398216
While she's confused about who the fuck is hitting on her, we tell her about the Talon plot, then show her the video.

>>2398231
You have no idea how people work, do you?

>>2398235
>Says some random no fun faggot on a Chinese basket weaving board
You are here for a reason aren't you.

>>2398244
Because my leg's crippled right now and I have little else to do other than explore German cake-baking forums?

I view 'not being a retard' as fun, but evidently a lot of people here disagree with me.

>>2398235
I know we have to draw her attention to us, and attention payed to us is attention not paid to Tracer and Junkrat.

>>2398257

So you want us to get shot while wearing light armor

wewlad

This is my problem with making an mc a flirt. Anons think they should flirt with literally any one no matter what is going on or how cringeworthy the lines are and the mc just comes off as retarded. Flirting is fine so long as you don't do it nonstop

>>2398270
Not literally anyone. Older women.
anyhow, it's not meant as a precursor to actual lewds, but as a non-sequitur to distract and confuse, so their minds are more receptive of the information we seriously want them to consider.

>>2398285
>tfw too intelligent for the simple tactic of booking it or fighting the Junker queen

>>2398288
If we can reveal Talon's plot to the Junker Queen, then we can make her an ally, and a source of resources to end the threat that Talon is proving to be to everyone- her included.
She should be able to see the pragmatism in helping us stop Talon. Also, it might get Junkrat and Roadhog a pardon, or an exile into our custody because we frame it as them assisting in saving all of australia. Win-Win-Win.

also
>tfw so intelligent you leave behind tracer and junkrat to die
>tfw so intelligent you pick a fight when your outnumbered 51 to 3.

>>2398285
What are you, fresh off some "Top Ten Tips for Becoming a Successful Conman" video?

>>2398285
I don't know anons flirted with d.va so I don't think that is actually true, and it really doesn't make a great first impression and is just as likely to piss her off

>>2398312
>wanting the entire Junker organization allied with Overwatch

Okay, I'm fine with Junkrat and Roadhog, but ALL of the scum in the Outback?? Hell no, we can't manage every Warboy out there.

>not running with your team
>not realizing that gunfights while one party is entrenched is extremely one-sided towards the ones besieging the position

>>2398334
Its an alliance of convenience. We're never going to actually take them down, and Junker Queen is the biggest stabilizing element in the outback. Keeper her alive and staying on her good side is good for world stability.