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To say this dinner was awkward would be quite the understatement.

Across the long dining from you and your wife were your two guests, silently trying to enjoy the meal prepared by them.

However, this was difficult for Ra's al Ghul and Lex Luthor, as their eyes were focused on the spectacle of your feasting wife.

Blackfire, an elegant woman dressed in a refined silk dress, was devouring 12 plates of assorted meats like a starving predator. Stains and smears of rich barbecue sauce stained her lips and deep purple dress as the queen dined like a slob.

You, on the other hand, enjoyed your 28 ounce slab of rare meat, a content smile on your face as you cut apart the wonderfully prepared steak.

It amused you greatly to see the prominent figures in front of you sit in shock as they were introduced to Tamaranean appetites, especially the once smug Lex Luthor.

“Is your food alright, gentlemen? You've hardly touched it.” You ask with a smirk, a bloodied chunk of meat held to your lips in preparation of being eaten.

“Ahem,” Ra's speaks up, adjusting the large green collar surrounding his neck.
“No, it's quite good, but perhaps we could discuss the purpose of this visit.”

“Please.” Lex utters, showing a disgusted look in response to your wife's savage eating.

“Muuhf?” Blackfire questions, a bone sticking out of her mouth. She swiftly swallows whatever was in her mouth whole, belching audibly before dabbing a white cloth over her mouth.
“Oh, yeah, right... Please, inform my husband and I about the purpose of your visit.” She requests, a cunning smile appearing on her now clean lips.

“As you wish.” Ra's begins, his face returning to that of a more serious demeanor.
“I'm not sure if you're aware, but Bialya's leader was found dead a few days ago.”

You cock an eyebrow at this opening statement.

A: “Who?”

B: “Alright... Well, RIP. What does that have to do with us?”

C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”

D: “I hadn't heard, actually. What happened exactly?”

E: “If you're about to go on some sales pitch about giving us Bialya in exchange for some of our warriors, you can forget it.”

lets rock

>>2356403
>A

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>>2356403
>Sat across the long dining table from you and your wife were your two guests, silently trying to enjoy the meal prepared by them.

I would like to thank Blik for pointing out this botched sentence!

>>2356403
>A: “Who?”
>B: “Alright... Well, RIP. What does that have to do with us?”

>>2356403
>D
>C

Oh man Queen Bee is dead? She was a pretty descebt Milf.

>>2356403
>B

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>Blackfire questions, a bone sticking out of her mouth. She swiftly swallows whatever was in her mouth whole, belching audibly before dabbing a white cloth over her mouth.
>She swiftly swallows whatever was in her mouth whole

Is already used with a much thicker boner in her mouth anyway.

>>2356403

B: “Alright... Well, RIP. What does that have to do with us?”

C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”

>>2356403
Aw fuck son, we are a go. Hope you've been doing good so far, Mach, man.

>A: “Who?”
>C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”

So wait with Queen Bee and Blood dead does that mean that there isn't a HIVE anymore?

i mean, i remember that HIVE had other executives in it but Queen Bee and Blood were kinda like the top branch or something.

>>2356403
Why is Blackfire so perfect, Reno?

I also wonder with how much bullshit we can escape if Reno gets a country all to himself. SENATOR RENO!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIR1nd60To

>>2356501
Cause she is best girl anon.

>>2356403
C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”

D: “I hadn't heard, actually. What happened exactly?”

>>2356513
Best girl never wins though.

Hmmm

>>2356664
that's cause ACTUAL best girl was also our sister
and dead

>>2356513
>>2356664
Every once in a while, a miracle happens. This miracle was anons not being retarded and going for either tsundere or harem

>>2356403
>A

The new causes you to lean in closer, looking Ra's straight in the eye after what he's told you.

“Who?” You ask, and the question puts a look of bewilderment on the old man's face.

“Are... Are you not familiar?” He asks, genuinely surprised that you don't know of this leader.

Meanwhile Luthor just smugly chuckles to himself, taking a sip of wine.
“Ra's, even I knew that he'd be clueless in regards to it. He's been to busy with this playground of his. We should've just discussed it with the queen...”

His ridicule causes you to clench your fists tightly around your silverware, but the anger quickly washes away when Blackfire places a calming hand on your shoulder.

“My husband will be involved in all matters regardless of your opinion, and you'd be wise to watch your tongue here Luthor.” She scolds him, a glimmer of fire drifting from her eye.
“Now then... Tell me, Ra's, why do you bring this up?”

“Because her demise leaves an open seat among our organization, your majesty.” Ra's begins to answer, the respect he shows towards your wife impressing you with every word.
“You and your husband have been shown to be quite capable when it comes to manipulating the public and organizing a inter-species syndicate under their noses. This also goes without saying, but the strength you're both capable of displaying is desirable as well.”

“I must admit, even I'm impressed.” Luthor speaks up, finishing his wine glass.
“I didn't expect the ruler of a alien warrior race to be so skilled at leeching sympathy from humans, even with your husband and his men. The sane man would see what you're doing here as an alien invasion, but you were quick to coerce political representatives to launch Open Atmosphere campaigns.”

A giggle rises from Blackfire throat has she puts a hand over her lips.
“Oh please, it was simple. I just applied my usual techniques on a grander scale. A bilboard of doll-eyed Tamaraneans here, a commercial advertising inter-species dating apps there... We became the harmless orange cuties from across the stars in a matter of days, and anyone suggested otherwise was lambasted over social media for Xenophobic responses.”

She looks over to you, a wry smile on her face.
“This hunk was a big help too...”

“Believe me, I'm aware.” Luthor notes, raising his glass to you.
“Again, I have to give praise where it's due. All this wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for those space pebbles you sold. An operation small enough to avoid League attention, but lucrative enough to fund propaganda and bribe officials. I couldn't have done it better myself.”

[Votes in next post! Sorry for the late reply, I had a phone call!]

>>2356696
A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”

B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”

C: “Huh? How'd you know about the real value of those crystals?!”

D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

E: “You're right, you couldn't. In fact, I don't see why we even need to be a part of your organization when we're so well off.”

[Two votes permitted]

>>2356699
A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”
D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

>>2356699
A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”
D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

We're a scumbag tyrannical ruler but I'd like to think we at least care about our people

>>2356675
>Every once in a while, a miracle happens
Sure it did.


>>2356696
>Blackfire took advantage of PC culture
That cunning bitch. Maybe she is best girl.

>>2356699
>A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”
Nice digits.

>>2356699
>A
>D

>>2356699
>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”
D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”
A machine gun is obviously a weapon of war, a knife? Well that's just a useful too...

>>2356699
>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”
i mean the fact that i can get killer crock and king shark to kick ass for me is pretty sweet
>D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

>>2356699
>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”

>>2356699
>B
>C

>>2356699
>A
>D

Don't want to confirm about the crystals so Luthor gets advantage on us. For all we know he has a device recording everything we are speaking.

>>2356726
He can just release a molecular analysis, he doesn't need a confession.

Thinking on it Meta-brawl is either
1. a place for former felons and convicts to use their unique skills to legally entertain people and reform their lives
2. a place for convicts and felons to hone their fighting skills.


Knowing Reno it's both.

>>2356738
You forgot the most important part. It's also a place were people make money be it with bets on the brawls or the convicts that only know about figthing can get a safe 'salary'.

I still wonder why we don't have bane in our Brawl. Most likely he's stucked in the suicide squad.

>>2356729
Is not about proving that the crystals are fake anon. It's about proving we are the ones that are responsible for brigging it to earth and also for it's distribution

>>2356797
I thought that part was obvious. It's obviously us. What do you think happened, we just discarded them somewhere and people randomly gave us money for them?

>>2356400
Your late.

>>2356809
Black market sells. Also we have human goons who could have worked as middle men for us. But i guess i'm making a lot of assumptions.

>>2356699
A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”
D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

>>2356458
Bless his father and Dr. Jerry's kinky Japanese engineering fetish.

>>2356834
Considering we openly have conquered one planet, enslaved another and genocided a third, I doubt we bothered to cover up selling counterfeit gems.

>>2356880
>Implying Reno's golden dragon isn't true to his original's size

>>2356889
Fair point. Still would have been really funny asking our sister how the hell our dad made her a working womb.

>>2356699
>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”
>D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

>>2356738
Reno is a man of many talents, his awkward philanthropy work is one of them. I just hope he is doing a better job than Vince Mcman.

>>2356699
>B
>D

>>2356699
>A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”
>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”
>D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

>>2356699
>A
>D

“Hmph. Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.” You dismiss Luthor with a huff.
“And let's get one thing straight; some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”

“Whatever you say, Reno.” Luthor responds with a shrug, his smile resilient to your backlash.
“To cut straight to the point, we're interested in having you join us in The Light.”

“The Light?” Blackfire questions, propping an elbow on the table and resting her chin in her hand.

“Yes. A counter organization to the Justice League.” Ra's begins to explain, the mention of the Justice League holding your attention.
“We aim to preserve humanity's need to evolve in retaliation of the Justice league's effort to inhibit our growth. Their prevention of tragedy, crime and disaster are merely severance of our evolutionary factors. Our organization pulls the strings on key individuals in key positions, co-opting networks of operatives and exploring forbidden boundaries in science to preserve the human adaptability.”

Your head is having a hard time processing this, trying to make sense of their methods and understand their goal. Looking at Blackfire, she doesn't seem as puzzled as you, her gaze focused and unwavering as Ra's continues to explain.

“We've been the source of many things... Outbreaks, attacks, catastrophic natural disasters... All of this to advance our goal of the human race becoming the center of the universe once more.” Ra's continues to speak, soon to be joined by Luthor.

“There's also our accomplishments in technology. Genetic engineering, biochemical engineering, robotics, nano-robotics, techno-sorcery, all things I'm sure Reno is familiar with.” He adds proudly, leaning back in his seat as he revels in the look of shock on your face.

“You mean... Cadmus... My father...?” You begin to stammer out, the realization hitting you like a ton of bricks.

“Mere stepping stones in our ultimate goal. You weren't just some dead kid turned into a anti-Kryptonian weapon, you were a test subject. One that came with a genocidal sister, but a successful one at the very least.” He answers, lavishing in your realization.

“Those aside from me believed Cadmus was truly a contingency plan if the Justice League became a threat, and it is partly true, but ultimately I aided the research for The Light. There aren't any more of you running around, but what we accomplished with you has been applied to more lucrative projects. It's a shame that your father was wrapped up in simply bringing you back from the dead. If he had focused on the bigger picture... Well, let's just say you two might be playing catch in the back yard again instead of causing the deaths of hundreds of HIVE students.”

[Continued/Votes in the next post.]

>>2357003
>Tamaran is the planet of peace! Won
Fuck.

>>2357003

You feel hot. Your blood seems to be boiling enough to cause your synthetic flesh to bubble and pop.
If you wanted, you could lunge across the table rip this bastard apart, but you might get the unwanted attention of the rest of his organization, and god knows what they're capable of.
You haven't even considered Blackfire's feelings. What if she wants this? Should you ruin her desires over a past you've buried under this very tower? What do you do?

A: Beat this smug son of a bitch to a pulp!

B: "Get out of my house before I kill you. I have no interest in joining your side in anything."

C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you."

D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

E: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]

>>2357015
D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

>>2357015
>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

also you do realize that most of the justice league are humans right?

>>2357015
>A

>>2357015
>C

>>2357015
>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

kek this, the quip option will always get my vote. especially the one that'll tighten lex's asshole

>>2357015
>C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you."

>>2357037
>That guy who always chooses the sarcastic option in Fallout 4

>>2357015
>E: "I have many good reasons to say no, but the one that I feel carries the most weight is this: I don't fucking like you Lex. Also, you're asking a guy who's married to an alien space queen and has a mixed race child with her to make Humans number one cause their human. If you really want to bring humanity to the next level, start with yourself and go start a space empire with a cute alien babe. Otherwise you can take the invitation to your "I Hate Superman Cause He's A Space Mexican" club and fuck off."

>>2357015
>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

>>2357015
D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

>>2357015
>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."
Seriously. How did he think this was going to go?

>>2357015
>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

>>2357015
>C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you."
>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."
>"Ra's, feel free to continue eating, I will be taking a few moments with Luthor. He wont die."
>Bolt Blink to Luthor and drag him out choking the shit out of him with one hand.

>>2357050
I would second this joke, if only to rub it into Lex's face for his un-ironic and unoriginal stereotype.

>>2357003
C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you."

>>2357015
D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

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>>2357020
>>2357022
>>2357037
>>2357053
>>2357064
>>2357067
>>2357085
Roll D100.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2357143

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2357143

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2357143

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2357143
>>2357149
Well fuck we burned the shit outta him

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2357143

>>2357149
When you roast a nigga so hard he has to question his life choices

>>2357149
MY NIGGA

>>2357155
>>2357162
You know what's funny? I'm the one who rolled 99 when roasting Robin.

>>2357162
Oh please, Lex Luthor regrets nothing, he just revises his fuck ups to look like it was done on purpose.
>>2357166
Good, we know who to have roll for roasting rolls. Speaking of the boy wonder, we need to have words with him about not breeding Starfire yet.

>>2357166
I have no way to confirm your claim so I'll believe you

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>>2357149

>>2357143
>Stupid sexy Lex smirking at us with his sexy green eyes and manly jawline

>>2357143
Omega beam time?
>>2357149
Omega beam time.

>>2357015
>D

Your face is stern, but calm. The only thing that keeps you from going into a relentless rampage is the look Lex will have on his face once you've given your two cents.


"And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."

The bold retort stills the air. Lex's face contorts into one of irritation, while Ra's narrows his eyes towards you. Blackfire shows a faint smile, admiring your quick wit at the arrogant CEO.

Finally, after a few more seconds of thick silence, Ra's breaks through with a sigh.
“Are you satisfied now, Luthor?” He asks in a begrudging tone, and in response a smile flashes across the bald man's face.

“Quite.” He responds, adjusting his tie as he stands.
“I'm happy to have my assumptions proved wrong, he'll be a valuable asset now that I'm sure he has some self control.”

You just blink, frowning at the unexpected response from the man you just insulted.

“Uhhm, What just... Happened?” Blackfire pipes up, looking confused as you do.

“Luthor believed that Reno was... Unstable. Couldn't say I blamed him, given what we know, but I was entirely against him coming along to test his mental fortitude.” Ra's reluctantly admits as he stands with Luthor.

“Hey! What's the supposed to mean!” You ask angrily, offended by the statement.

“It means that we should be cautious about the boy with a red solar energy converter and a addiction to violence, otherwise he might start world war 3 to impress his wife.” Lex jabs, still showing a happier expression than what you expected on his face.

“What?! I wouldn't do that! Honey, back me up here!” You beg your wife, becoming a bit flustered at the situation turning around on you like this.

Blackfire just looks away and quietly sips her wine, refusing to acknowledge any of it.

“BABE!” You plead once more, but Blackfire simply holds a hand up to your face as she gulps down her drink.

“Ahhh... Wait just a moment, I haven't agreed to anything in regards to your light-thing.” She reminds them, halting their motions.

“First, I want to know why I, the ruler of a mighty alien race, would want to do anything beneficial to Earth. I don't despise your planet, but there's nothing to convince me lend my aid.”

[Continued in the next post]

>>2357232
>Reno is penned as a violent warmonger for shits and giggles even by his wife
Ouch. She better wear the slave costume to make up for it tonight.

>>2357232
>“It means that we should be cautious about the boy with a red solar energy converter and a addiction to violence, otherwise he might start world war 3 to impress his wife.” Lex jabs, still showing a happier expression than what you expected on his face.

>“What?! I wouldn't do that! Honey, back me up here!” You beg your wife, becoming a bit flustered at the situation turning around on you like this.

>Blackfire just looks away and quietly sips her wine, refusing to acknowledge any of it.

Come on Reno you genocided two other planets of course you would do it to impress her.

>>2357252
But we are a violent warmonger and she loves that about us.

>>2357261
Yeah but that was business and she was planning it anyways!
>>2357262
Ahhhh........fuck. I cant argue that point. Except I can, we wouldn't be able to have Coffee Milf over for brunch with our baby if we destroyed the world.

>>2357232
“Don't worry, your majesty, we weren't ignorant of this.” Ra's assures her.
“Consider this an opportunity to strengthen an ally. Help us bring humanity to its prime, and you'll have our support across the solar system should you wish. You aren't the only one among us who has desires beyond this planet.”

“Hmm... I'll--”

“CHIEF!!”

Blackfire is interrupted as a sweat-drenched Umi rushes into the room, nearly keeling over as he desperately tries to catch his breath.

“Umi?! The hell is going on?!” You bark at your right hand man as briskly leave the table, the sudden event warranting quizzical looks from both Ra's and Luthor.

“Intruders... Elevator broken.. Haaaghhh... Ran up emergency... Gugh... Stairs... Masked dude and lady-Uorgh!.. Already on the way down...”

Intruders?! You need to push every thought aside and find out more and hope you can learn enough before he passes out!

A: “How the hell did they get in?! I thought we had this place locked down!”

B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”

C: “Just give me a number, Umi! I need to know what we're up against!”

D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”

E: “Who found them? What happened?!”

[Two votes permitted]

>>2357280
>C: “Just give me a number, Umi! I need to know what we're up against!”
>D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”
>GET A GUARD DETAIL FOR OUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER NOW! Dive towards the floor their on and bolt blink inside.

>>2357280
>B
>D

>one masked lady.

Wonder if that is Artemis or Terra

>>2357280
>B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”
>D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”

>>2357280
>D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”

>>2357280

B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”
D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”

>>2357290
He's talking about Sportsmaster and Cheshire!

>>2357301
Oh okay. My bad.

>>2357280
>E: “Who found them? What happened?!”

>>2357280
>B
>D

>>2357280
>B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”

D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”

>>2357280
>B
>D

Well at least the wife can go to her spaceship if anything bad happen. And if we win, we get some heroes for the metabrawl!!

>>2357280
>B
>D

“What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?” You demand, grabbing a hold of Umi's shoulders and helping him stay upright.

“Auuhhh... One's got that superman thing on his chest, but it ain't the real deal... Another is a blue bird guy, and that one bat-lady...”

“Batgirl?! Come on Umi you should know this shit!” You nag, giving him a little shake.

“Awww... Huhff... Hold on, there's others I saw... A green lady who can change her face and shit, used it to look like one of the girls downstairs, cameras caught her with a blue bug boy and a lady version of Green Arrow...”

“Dammit, how'd they find us this time?” Luthor grumbles as he begins to punch numbers into his phone.

You just keep your attention on Umi, trying to learn more about what you're dealing with.

“What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”

“They gotta be close by now buh... Boss... I'd say 50th floor... I needa watah...” Umi trails off before falling backwards, completely exhausted.

You clench your fists as Blackfire comes to your side, looking about as ready to fight as you are.

“Yes, Mercy? Could you be a dear and send a chopper over to Battery Tower in Gotham? Great, you're the best.” Luthor calmly chats over the phone, sharing a nod with Ra's as he hangs up.
“It'll be a while before our ride is here, and I doubt just Cheshire and Sportsmaster will be enough to hold them off, but that's why we have you.” He addresses you next, confidence in his voice.

“So, what's the mighty king going to do?”

A: “Redirect the chopper, I'll Boomtube us somewhere safe.”

B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”

C: “What I do best. I built a room on the 53rd floor specially for this, and I'm pretty excited to finally fight someone in it!”

D: “Eh, I'll just wait for them to get here. You guys can hid or something while I distract them. Should be fun.”

[One vote permitted]

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>>2357415
>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”

>>2357415
>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”
We must show the Justice League our apprentices are better than their apprentices!
We should also wait for them to get up here to our fight floor. Test it out ourselves.

>>2357415
>E
"I'm gonna take my secret escape tunnel and ditch you two losers. Have fun being arrested."

>>2357415
>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”

>>2357415
>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”

>>2357415
>A: “Redirect the chopper, I'll Boomtube us somewhere safe.”
I hate this, but its the smart option.

>>2357415
The smart move would be doing A. But Doing B is the most fun option Besides we don't know if the Batman will try to sneak her way into the floor.

So i say we pick B. They are invading our territory and that can't be forgiven.

>B

>>2357415
B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”

>Everyone is ready to send the not Ginyu force after the Wonder Brats.
I am proud to quest with you all.
>>2357435
Fuck the smart option, were gonna sit up here and wait till they can see us boomtube them away. Then come back just to offer them pizza to get off our roof and out of our yard.

>>2357415
>A

>>2357435
I know but by doing B we get to look how our elite warriors can deal with the Titans. We get videi of a fight that we can sell and make bets with the parlours of the meta brawl AND we can slow down the young justice.

>>2357415
>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”
oh god this quest is great, running away? fuck that.

>>2357442
>>2357440
Interesting ideas. Maybe A as a backup plan?

>>2357447
Duh, we can do it while sitting in the living room watching the fight on the TV. Reno would of course have cameras set up in the arena for their fight. And when they get up top, drag Ra's and Luthor over, wave, then poof out of there with the two of them. Come back with pizza and coffee, while making dad jokes. We should probably ask them not to come in the house with their shoes on, and not make too much noise. Oh now that I think about it, we should check to see if our little girl is still sleeping soundly after this.

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>>2357461
>pic related is Reno

>>2357498
I can't umimagine Reno as the most Dad like Dad ever

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>>2357498
>>2357519
Oh sweet Christ what have we created

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>tfw the more grey Good Guys kidnap Rena
>tfw Wonder Woman trains Rena in the Amazonian arts
>tfw Stockholm'd Rena raised by Batgirl is the final boss of Part 5

Considering how every man she loves leaves her for a Tamaranian, or is Bruce, I wonder how Babs feels about them.

>>2357579
>I wonder how Babs feels about them
I hope she calls them carrotniggers.

>>2357584
If we hung out with her enough, I wouldn't be surprised if we corrupted her with our memes, and made her a legit racist.
>>2357573
>implying we wouldn't immediately Boomtube in front of the kidnapper of our baby girl and rip them limb from limb.

>>2357584
>Inf4 Tamaranians love carrots and they have a word that sounds exactly like nigger but means something super positive, so they really like it.
>"what is upward, my the nigger?"

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>>2357579
Well that depends. Maybe Dick already cheated Starfire with her.

>>2357584
>carrotniggers
pic related

>>2357579
Babs hates them for taking Reno from her

>>2357415
>B

You grin, a realization hitting you. One you've been looking forward to greatly.

“I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”

“Oh?” Luthor asks, folding his arms.

“Yes! This way, the living room has a direct camera feed we can watch from.” You tell him as you beckon them both to follow you.

“UHH!!” Blackfire suddenly objects, standing in your way.
“I don't think we HAVE to watch them fight, right? I'm sure they're capable enough without supervision... Ehehe...”

“What're you talking about? I finally get to show off all the hard work I put them through! Who would want to miss that?” You plead with her, watching her nervous smile twitch as you speak.

“I'm actually curious to see this as well. I had no idea you personally trained your men.” Ra's adds, stroking his mustache delicately.

“Babe. Seriously. Let's not.” Blackfire orders through a grin, her fortitude starting as her mind is plagued by these two established men of The Light witnessing the powerful stances of the Thunder Force.

“Aw come on, they'll need something to do while they wait for a ride out of here.” You press further, showing your wife a kind smile even when she's losing it internally.
“What are you so worried about anyway?”

***

“FLARE!”

“RAY!”

“ULTRAVIOLET!”

“... Eclipse.”

“NOVA! TOGETHER WE ARE THE ELITE WARRIORS OF KING RENO! WE ARE--”

“--THE THUNDER FORCE!”

The royal guard stands in formation with their signature fighting poses, blocking the way of the intruders.

Your home theatre screen shows the two groups in a vast and empty room, void entirely of windows and hallways. The area is simply tiled concrete, suitable footing for a battle.

Sat with you on the couch, your wife has her dark head of hair shoved into a pillow, a muffled whine escaping her throat.

Lex Luthor, sitting comfortably in an armchair to your right, has a hand over his mouth as he looks at the screen. However, his eyes aren't wide with surprise, but squinted with disbelief.

Ra's stands closer to the screen, his mouth hanging open in response to what he's seen.

You smile to yourself, happy that the might of your men is too hard for them to comprehend.

[Continued in the next post. Sorry for the delay!]

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>>2357624
C'mon Ra's you're so fucking old you have to have seen this kind of shit before.

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>>2357624
KEEEEK

>>2357635
>Ra's so flabbergasted by everything Reno does, he's never seen anything like him

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>>2357624
God dammit i love these guys.

>>2357635
Ra's might actually be impressed at some of the legitimate acts of balance and dexterity that those poses really do show off, which would be hilarious if he's the only one who gets it.

Can't wait to see their faces once our man start to clean the floor with the young justice scrubs.

>>2357640
Oh man, that'd be nuts. Ra's has finally found another novelty besides Batman. But in the "this movie is so bad I can't stop watching" kind of way.

>>2357624
>Oh god, she is plague by Control Freak even now, she must have internally cringed every time she saw them, but resisted the urge to say something out of respect.
>And now there are some extremely important people here, and her husband is about to show off his "master piece" to them.
I kind of feel for her in this moment. Is Ra's psychic, and can he hear her internal screaming, and can the Martian chic hear her too?
>her fortitude starting as
straining?
>You smile to yourself, happy that the might of your men is too hard for them to comprehend.
Oh god damnit we created a fucking monster. QUICK, IS IT TOO LATE TO KILL OURSELVES?! I AM FEELING EMBARASED FOR BEING INVOLVED IN THIS!
>>2357640
>>2357644
This would be the miracle scenario.

>>2357647
You thought it was a crap B-Movie!
And it was! until the twist at the end saved it!

>>2357647
So are we the equivalent of Sharknado or something?
>>2357646
They god damn better paint the walls red with them before throwing them out.

>>2357657
Well unlike us our man are used to a good genocide. It will be cool to show off how brutal our soldiers can be. Besides the poses are a strategy to make the enemy lower their guards and underestimate our men.

>>2357664
I am still praying they don't jinx it. We need to haven them win before we deploy the smug dad bomb.

>>2357584
>Implying Babs has any right to call them carrotniggers when she has red hair herself.

>>2357679
Nah not really. i still wonder how good our man can be against the young justice. The one that worries me the most is the blue bettle. I also want his magic rock as a upgrade.

>>2357696
I have black hair, can I not call black people niggers?

>>2357712
Well stealing the bug does come with a slight chance of being mind controlled. Need to be worried about that. But lets let the kid keep it. But leave him a warning that if he beats us in single combat, then we will work for a rematch in the Metadome, then take it from him. For good. We could give it to Umi or something.

>>2357725
But if we fight him with our prize being his bug, his prize should be something of ours, like our boom tube generator.

>>2357725
Oh yeah i forgot about that. Anyway we cab always give the bug to one of our goons. Umi does need some upgrades.

>>2357724
when u put it that way then yeah, she can call them carrotniggers

>>2357734
That is literally part of us. We cant give him that. Hmmmm.....maybe a cash prize and a date with our top hostess? I vaguely remember him being a dateless nerd, so maybe a chance to get laid will help. Oh, and our plan for getting our daughter multiple nemesis's from the justice brats will move forward.
>>2357737
Exactly my point.

>>2357756
I wonder if Brother Eye or OMAC are still around.

>>2357767
Who knows, I kind of want to see Kid Wyrd.

>>2357771
Same i mean i think Adonis is one of the people in the Meta Brawl? Kinda want him and the rest of the HIVE five to come and work with us. The main group (red x, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth and whoever was the other member) got arrested by Batgirl and Batman right?

>>2357624
Ahead of the Thunder Force were all the intruders Umi had described... Plus one.

The blue bird guy was Nightwing, Aka Dick Grayson, Aka Rena's step-uncle! The hell was his problem, barging in like this?! You're so going to talk to Kori about pulling this, especially during your daughter's bed time!

Next to him was strong looking young man, dressed simply in jeans, dark boots and a black shirt. Imprinted on his shirt was the previously mentioned Superman logo, and the resemblance in his facial features was uncanny, but Umi was right in saying he wasn't the real thing. Still, you were intrigued by his capabilities.

There was also the green girl that was mentioned standing among them. Aside from the green skin, she almost looked human. She had a head of medium length red hair, and below that was a white tee with a red cross etched in the center. Beneath that was a blue skirt that matched her cape and boots. Her outfit was impractical by your standards.

The “lady Green Arrow” stood next to a boy who Umi had failed to mention, but you recognized almost immediately: Kid Flash. You had run into him once or twice in your first days of leading the Oni, and he frustrated you to no end. His speedster abilities really sucked the fun out of fighting metahumans, and to this day you still haven't formed a strategy for beating him.
The girl by his side was rather plain looking in regards to her costume. It was just some green tactical gear and a half-mask that matched her already knocked bow. The only thing that really stood out was the hair.

The last two were Barbara and the blue “bug guy” next to her. She didn't seem that much different, and she was the only one who didn't seem dumbfounded by your elite soldiers. In fact, you'd say she looked more furious than anything else.
As for the blue bug man, his attire had a metallic sheen too it, as if it were armor. The shining blue outline that surrounded the darker skin-tight material extended into two prongs behind his shoulders, as well as another curved set wrapping around his chest as if a giant bug was gripping onto his back.

Rubbing your chin as you sized them up, you fumbled around with a Blu-tooth headset and put it over your right ear, speaking into it.

“Alright men, this is what we've been waiting for! How you deal with them is up to you, but make it memorable! Don't let them forget the power of your squad!” You motivate them, your words reaching earpieces hidden deep in their canals.

“Alright, runts!” Ray speaks up with a booming voice, a sinister grin stretching over his brick-like jaw.

“You wanna take turns against each of us, or you want us to hurry and kill you all now? We don't mind having a fair fight!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u868dJG4HFo

A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”

B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”

[Choose one.]

>>2357781
Yeah, so they should be most of the survivors.

>>2357767
I want to have a reunion with Kydd Wykydd with us trying to tackle hug him and him teleporting out the way so we crash through a wall.

>>2357788
>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”

>>2357788
>Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild.
>Send the Blue bird up though, me and the boy wonder need to have a chat about aunt Kori.

>>2357788
>step-uncle
You can just say uncle.

The fact that Superboy is here is disconcerting.

>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”

>>2357788
>B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and SLAUGHTER them!”

>>2357788
>A

>>2357781
You're confusing Adonis with Atlas, Atlas was the guy in the metabrawl and was referred to as an adonis. Adonis is probably alive though because we never killed him or seriously injured him.

>>2357788
>B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”
>but dont kill them

>>2357788
>C: Tag team battle!

>>2357788
this >>2357808

>>2357809
>You can just say uncle.

Reno doesn't know that!

>>2357788
B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”

>>2357788
>c: Ray they have a false kryptonian, someone who lived and trained with the queen's sister for years, a super speedster, and at least two other extra-terrestrial unknowns. (beetle which we can see is not terran tech, and green girl) Kid gloves off. They'll hand you your ass otherwise.

>>2357788
Oh no, OOOOOOOH NO, she knows the reference. And she looks pissed. We're getting an earful.
>>2357819
Oh god never mind, SUPPORTING THIS AND MY WRITE IN!

>>2357828
And of course we let them know.
>>2357825
That is a fair response.

>>2357806
>>2357808
>>2357809
>>2357814
>>2357815
>>2357817
>>2357819
>>2357827
We seem to have a very strange tie, so I'll have a re-vote and allow a combined write in!

>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”
>B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”
>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."

>>2357871
C

>>2357871
>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."
"And no killing"

>>2357871
>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”
Sticking with my guns, this isn't supervillainy, this is anime villainy.

>>2357871
>>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."

>>2357871
>>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."
changing my vote to this

>>2357871
>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."

>>2357871
>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."

>>2357883
We pull a TFS Vegeta and say "DO I HEAR 4 FUCK UPS MISTER LUTHOR?!"

>>2357871
>B

>>2357871
>>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."
I'll change over to this.

>>2357899
Perfection

>>2357886
>>2357876
>>2357889
>>2357890
>>2357893
>>2357894
>>2357903
Roll a D100!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2357910

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2357910

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2357910

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2357910

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2357910

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2357910

>>2357916
Well that's alright. A passing grade in school, but don't know if it'll be enough.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2357910

>>2357918
>>2357916
>>2357913
Woo mama cutting it close

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2357910

>>2357926
So close...

>>2357936
Seriously, is anyone else having to do the captcha? I have had to do it at least every other post.

>>2357941
Actually now that you mention it, I haven't had to do a captcha all day. Weird.

>>2357941
>>2357948
It's been on-and-off on my for at least a few weeks now.

>>2357980
its just come back for a few days for me, then nothing.

I still need to do my captcha. Maybe they are updating it or something.

>>2357802
That would be wicked

>>2357871
>C

“Do it how you want guys, This is exhibition match for our guests. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him.”

“Got it.” Ray acknowledges with a low cackle, pointing ahead at Nightwing.

“HEY! The King wants you upstairs in the 53rd floor. You wait for him and don't try anything stupid, otherwise I'll do more than beat your friends silly!”

“As if!” The super boy shouts in defiance, taking a step forward.
“We aren't going to play your stupid games, so either get out of our way or prepare to get your butts kicked.”

The only response he gets is a shared snicker between all the members of the Thunder Force, which incites a growl from the strong hero as he attempts to rush at the royal guard!

However, he's halted as Ray flicks his pointed finger upward, summoning a spot of concentrated heat in his path!

In a matter of seconds, the spot erupts in a ear-shattering explosion, billowing smoke and green flames shoot upward from the spot as molten rock scatters across the arena!

The shockwave from the explosion causes the super boy to recoil as he's nearly knocked off his feet, while the others behind him brace themselves in response to the blast.

From the living room, you only hear the explosion from the television's speakers. You anticipated fights would occur here, so you took every necessary step to suppress loud noises between floors as to not wake your daughter.

As the smoke clears, Ray can be seen with an even bigger grin as he stands proudly over a melted crater the size of a manhole.

“Alright, tough guy... I can see you're impatient, so how about this...” He bargains, his gravely voice filled with excitement.

“We'll do a tag-team. Two of you against two of us at a time. It should put more of you out of commission quicker! Now, fly away bird boy! I'm ready to get started!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokXLGU7JBA

There's a shared look of frustration mixed with caution among the heroes as they stare down their opponents, but soon Nightwing steps forward from the group with a glare. He looks back at Batgirl and gives her a reassuring nod before marching past the Thunder Force and heading for the doorway just behind them.

In the room Ra's and Luthor's expressions have changed, seemingly impressed by the recent display of power.

You just sit back with a wicked grin across you're face. Tonight's going to be more fun than you had thought.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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That's all for today! I will possible resume tomorrow, and if not I will definitely pick the thread back up Monday! I hope you've enjoyed what I've posted so far tonight!

As always, I'll be around for questions and anons ominously telling me about writing errors!

>>2358125
Thanks for running! I enjoyed it as always.

I hope this week has been better to you than last.

>>2358114
Reno is best dad. And smuggest mother fucker in the room.
>>2358125
WHY?! I work Monday, why do you always do it at inconvenient times? I cant stay up and vote as late as you play.

>>2358125
awesome thread! can't wait for tomorrow, we've never had back-to-back threads like this!

>>2358125
thanks for running, MP

can't wait to bully Nightwing

what time monday?

>>2358125
So how wary are they are of Ray, and how long will it take Reno to figure out M'gan is Martian and the best counter to her is al the fire?

>>2358125
Great run! Loved how our boys just showed off superfake over there. Also we are so pulling dicks ear off for this.

>>2358159
I love the idea that Dick is gonna walk up here expecting a huge fight or something and we just being like

"dude what the fuck your like my daughters uncle this isn't cool"

>>2358133
I'm sure it will be! Thank you anon!

>>2358147
I'm glad anon! It's super nice to have vacation time to be able to do so. Hopefully tomorrow won't be so hectic that I won't be able to, but even then I'll still be able to run on Monday!

>>2358149
>>2358145
I plan on doing it in the afternoon, so maybe 4-5:00 CST!

>>2358157
They're pretty wary, but they aren't scared! Also it depends on when she fights!

>>2358166
why is Barb so pissed at the lads?

>I will possible resume tomorrow, and if not I will definitely pick the thread back up Monday!

Wait we don't need to wait till friday for another thread? THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE!

>>2358169
She's pissed at Reno!

>>2358166
how many of them have fought a Tamaranean before?

Do red energy bolt count as Red sun blasts?

Do they have a warrant? Because if not they are getting sued to shit for this. We've been actively included a new race to earth and been given former convicts a way to make money with their unique talents. Their actions and damages they caused damage that. I mean they had to know assaulting the home of a Billionaire at this point would not go over well.

Especially since they have no proof of illegal dealings. Lex is another businessman, and R'as is simply the leader of a mercenary band/monastic order.

>>2358175
For going full supervillain or for not telling her he was okay?

>>2358163
Then he tells us he's not seeing Starfire anymore.

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>>2358174
Yes! I'm on vacation this week!

>>2358180
Oh man that would be sad

>>2358179
>Full Supervillian

What billionaire does not have internal security? There's literally nothing they have on us that is prosecutable. Or even really that bad.

>>2358176
>how many of them have fought a Tamaranean before?

Well, Nightwing has at least trained with Starfire!

>Do red energy bolt count as Red sun blasts?

We'll have to find out the next time we come across Earth 3!

>Do they have a warrant?
Silly anon, superheroes don't obey the law!

>>2358189
We are going to sue the shit out of them then. And probably smear them to with Black's Pr mastery of the pc world.

>>2358179
Both!

>>2358189
How was your visit with your grandmother.

>>2358181
Hell yeah!

>>2358184
But very fitting for the comic. That would also mean that we can get Starfire to get back with her family and make her spoil Rena.

>>2358192
>TFW we control the left
>TFW either you like us or you're nazis

>>2358193
Seriously on what premise do they have for doing this?

Metabrawl is no differnet from Boxing
Our escorts are legitimate and only escorts. If some rich guy or gal gets lucky? Good for them.
Our rock scheme is legit too, they are still rare.. on earth. Not like most people will ever leave it.
Hell even metting R'as and Lex is legit business meeting. Lex is smarmy yeah, but he's still a respect businessman, and second that changes Supes take him down. Hard. And R'as has no warrants out for him because no one knows who he is barring the anal retentive Batman who tells no one anything.

So I am really curious what they are doing here.

>>2358185
More like going full space tyrant.

>>2358192
I don't think space tyrants get protected by the law. Even more if Babs and Nigthwung figured out from were the fake diamonds came from us.

>>2358217
scam with the space diamonds. I mean if anyone has the tech to figure out about the diamonds thatw ould be Dick and Babs

>>2358221
>fake diamonds
they're not fake they're just not valued by anyone besides earthlings. the fact that earthlings are stupid and attracted to glowing rocks doesn't make us bad people

>>2358221
>More like going full space tyrant.
I mean, it's out side of their jurisdictiona dn most Tamaraneans love us now that they are no longer treated like African Americans in the 1950's America by the rest of the interstellar community. Plus there were legit wars.


>>2358221
>>2358227
They are not fake. They are rare (to earth) space rocks. We explicitly label them as such. The fact they are worthless outside earth does not devalue them on earth. Much like how whale semen is super expensive in japan but not in America.

>>2358217
They are here on behalf of stopping Reno from joining The Light, or something of that nature! You will find out more soon!

>>2358204
It was very sad, but she seemed to be in good spirits which put me at ease! I'm doing much better now!

>>2358239
Wait someone buys whale semen?Also if i remember correctly Umi's plan for the ricks was that we would trick the humans to think the diamonds were rare crystals or something.

>>2358233
i think we can deny but it would still be seem as a scam attemp. Also Duck had a bone to pick with us since he throwed his batrangs at cyborg.

At least we saved his friends from his leader.

>>2358259
>They are here on behalf of stopping Reno from joining The Light,


.... are they stupid? Batman would have done a psych profile and straight up told them doing this is much more likely to get us joining them out of spite.

Have they ever heard of the saying, "Do not poke the bear?"

>>2358266
Blame Babs!

>>2358264
>Umi's plan for the ricks was that we would trick the humans to think the diamonds were rare crystals or something.

They ARE. On Earth. We essentially have a monopoly and are only putting out as much product as we can to maximize our profit. It's a situation that's scuzzy, yes, but not any more illegal that what every business tries to do. We just have a reach into a market no one else can so we have a lot more leverage with what we can do.

>>2358275
Adding to this, if anyone wanted to break our monopoly they could, it'd just gain them nothing so why bother? Only reason they would, would be to torpedo our finances.

>>2358193
>Reno finally gets to do his villainous throne room speech
>"Well done, heroes! My royal guard ar-"
>Batgirl just walks up and slaps him
>"RENO YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK!"
>Her team is shocked
>His personal guard are shocked
>Reno reaches for a comeback, only for a sleepy voice to speak up over the silence
>"Daddy? I had a bad dream..."
>Now it's Barb's turn to be shocked as a sleepy little Rena, rubbing her eye and dragging a Superman blanket, totters over and climbs into her father's lap to be soothed
>"There there, sweety, it's okay."
>All the superheroics have to stop as Reno coddles his daughter and sings her to sleep with a lullaby
>Barbara is the first to speak up
>"WH-"
>Reno shooshes her with a disappointed look
>"Shhh! Rena needs her sleep or she'll be cranky..."
>Rena lets out little snores

>>2358259
Thats good

>>2358285
Hnnnnnng, Reno has the greatest power in the world, Dad mode.

>>2358269
What would be all of the meddling heroes' reaction be to seeing Rena?

>>2358302
He's like a permanent version of that Batman comic where Batman has a baby

>>2358306
>Batman has a baby
Damien's a thing in this. Even if he is the worst version of Batman's son/heir.

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>>2358309
No, where he's carrying a baby while out on patrol

>>2358305

>Superboy: I wished i had a DAD!
>Artemis: Poor kid. I know what is waiting for her being a child of a villan myself
>Blue Bettle: kawaii!
>Barbara: There is still something good in him!
>Nightwing: Well this is awkward.

>>2358318
This kind of thing warms my heart.

>>2358327
>>Superboy: I wished i had a DAD!
Nigga you got TWO dads!

>>2358327
I maintain that we must bully Dick into getting with Kori so that Rena can have a rival.

>>2358327
>Blue Beatle is a weeb
I bet he does a henshin pose when he armors up

>>2358332
>you got TWO dads
This is why we need Lex Luthor.

>>2358332
But he wasn't raised by neither of then.

>>2358335
Nah, we'll just get Lobo turned into Li'L Lobo and have him be her rival.

>>2358344
Lex is one of the dads.

>>2358342
You mean tries to do a transformation pose, we are professionals at the art. As our personal students have demonstrated to them.

>>2358352
This is why we need Mike Pence.

>>2358266
>.... are they stupid? Batman would have done a psych profile and straight up told them doing this is much more likely to get us joining them out of spite.

>Have they ever heard of the saying, "Do not poke the bear?"

i agree i mean if anything their invasion of our home proves they don't respect us. They also attacked our men. I mean they are dealling with a man who genocided a entire race for putting a bounty on his wifes head. Now theu are breaking and entering and threatning our little girl sleep.

>>2358364
I can almost imagine Batman facepalming and asking they heavens, "where did I go wrong with these two?" now.

so what's the general consensus on joining the light? because I don't want anything to do with them, I'm actually happy with our only-slightly-illegal operation that we have now. selling space rocks and hosting meta human WWE is a good gig

>>2358375
My big worry is what we risk by not joining, namely Rena's safety.

I do not want to get on Ra's bad side.

>>2358375
I like Ra's and i don't want to get in a bad spot with people that make Cadmus. I would almost blame Luthor for Rena's (our sister unit) death but our dad was the one that caused it.

I'm also very offended with Nigthwings invasion of our home and our wife migth get REALLY cross with it. But then again no need to get emotional i just want to ignore the light we don't want humanity to be number one we want Tamarean to be and Reno wants his girls ( Blackfire and Rena) to be safe.

We are also here because Rena needs a safe place to grow up. Because Tamarean can be a target so it's safe for our little girl to grow up here. I would rather she grew up as far away as possible from Luthor's hands.

>>2358379
Ras should be the one scared to get on our bad side, we were made to kill SUPERMAN.

>>2358354
>does it so bad that Reno and the thunderforce basically gang presses blue beetle into their group as a fellow student out of pure outrage.
the sixth Ranger has appeared

>>2358463
And we have Amazo with us.

>>2358327
We should definitely rub the fact we got a kid in his face. Just list EVERYTHING absolutely adorable about her and how awesome it is to have a little daughter to raise with an amazing, and then make sure to loudly emphasize by yelling out Tamaranean, wife.

>>2358569
*Rub it in Dick's face

Just skip past gloating about the money, the mega-tower, planet conquering, endless luxury, and go right for about having a kid.

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>>2358476
"Good fucking lord what was that weak shit!? That pose is garbage. The thing with the arms? over done. Plus, your lower body was stationary the whole time. Fuck!"
>The Thunderforce nod sagely. Except for Eclipse, who just stares blankly.
"Listen ... Azure Scarab?"
>"Blue BEETLE!"
"Yeah! listen, henshin isn't just something you do for weeb points, it's a way of life! like a bodybuilding competition, the judges rate you on the prep, it's just as important as the actual final pose, the build up matters!"
>Thunderforce shouts in agreement.
"Okay, picture this: the final pose is like bringing a woman to climax. have you tried just using the pose to bring a girl to a quivering mess? that's insane! That's where the foreplay comes in, get her nice and ready with a good brawl!"
>Reno proceeds to demonstrate a highly choreographed routine where he flows through various leg and arm movements before falling into that last glorious pose while Bellowing "HENSHIN! BLACK RIDER RENO!"
>Thunderforce applauds and demands BB be thankful for the instruction.
>"N-Nani? No seriously, what? did he just say he beats a woman as foreplay?"
>Thunderforce get outraged on the missed point, everyone, Reno included, gang up on him and start teaching and posing while others fight around them

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>>2358581
>"HENSHIN! BLACK RIDER RENO!"
Meant Battery. fuck

>>2358476
I mean, would that be so bad?
>>2358581
God damnit, I wake up and see stupid shit Reno would fucking do.
>>2358580
Precisely. The uber rich stuff is just a hobby, we are essentially a stay at home dad with a wrestling tournament in his basement.
>>2358482
Amazo is our bro, and pizza gopher.

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>>2358968
It's the one thing that will REALLY get under his skin and might even give us a sort of "diplomatic immunity". Would you attack a good and caring father first in his own home?

>>2358968
I imagine Reno being daddy as fuck though. Like, Rena takes an interest in Metabrawl and we let her but we have her wear a helmet and cheer for her, forcing everyone to bet on her under threat of death and similarly having Atomic Skull throw the match. That is if he can before Rena beats the hell out of him, and Reno is all misty eyed, his little girl growing up so fast.

Man barbs is gonna yell at us and we ready got a kid. Ain't no reason to deal with her sass unless she wants to make one too

>if YJ wins, over the intercom
"Hello and good evening trespassers. I've called the police, and due to Stand Your Ground laws and the grievous bodily harm you have visited on my employees, I am now well within my legal rights to kill you if you don't comply with the following request: Please Leave Immediately."

>>2359119
I swear to god I've seen that game somewhere but Google isn't giving me anything. Source?

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>>2359458
E.Ψ.Ǝ: Divine Cybermancy

>>2359393
kek, technically correct Reno is a terrifying thing.

>>2359393
>YJ when they hear that: "Wait he wasn't trying to kill us before?"

>>2359146
Reno will probably try not to spoil her too much with easy opponents, need to actually train her too.

>>2359846
She's a toddler tho, you just have to let kids build up confidence at that age

>>2360379
She is a Tamaranean toddler.

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>>2360379
This is a terrible way to raise a proper functioning adult.
There's building confidence and then there's filling someone's brain with delusions that they can do anything by rewarding them with participation trophies and fake acknowledgement for lies, that's the kind of parenting that leads to out of control brats and "adults".
Do you want a teen Rena that's a complete slag to "get back at daddy"? Do you want to raise a Kitten?

You can let her build confidence by giving her actual proper challenge for her age and mind something she can actually earn, i.e, no metabrawl before she's at least a teen, have her do something more proper of a kid: video games, puzzles, obstacle course, Posing training with the Thunderforce
If you let Rena into the Metabrawl, in front of all the spectators, force everyone to bet on her then have the opponent throw the match, what do you think will fill her mind?

If she believes she's the best because of all the rigged "challenge" and behind the scenes coddling you give her, she's gonna grow into a bratty cunt that's gonna have her entire reality collapse on itself when daddy isn't influencing anything and keeping her safe and some meta actually fighting for real slaps her around.