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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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Time to have anons being dumb again!
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>>2347741

Don't forget jobbing
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Shilling on /qtg/ now? Pretty pathetic.
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>>2347747
Hey Gaara and Lee jobbed to Kimimaro in canon having Hiki job to him isn't that bed.

Besides whe are still better then Naruto in the jobbing list.
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>>2347760

Well, now that the other two of the Ko and co. have come jobability has now skyrocketed
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>>2347760
>jobbed
That wasn't jobbing. Someone losing a fight isn't the same as jobbing. Unless you're talking about Dragon Ball.
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>>2347765
The job levels have approached dangerous readings!
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>You are Hikigaya
>OH GOD YOUR HAND JUST EXPLODED!

"I believe I can no longer punch." You say, looking down at your skinless left hand, muscles and tendons on full display as you try to create a fist. It's like the most stinging and hurtful pain you've ever felt. "I've never been in this situation before."

"Mmmmmoooo! It's okay Hiki, I'll patch you up real quick!" Bebikau tells you as she begins spraying your hand with pure unfiltered pain...or disinfectant, either or. The little cow is gentle with you, and you briefly wonder how one can handle medical supplies with hooves, but you don't question it too much.

"More people that need to be slaughtered?" Kimimaro says, cracking his neck as he stares at Kori and Sasu. "No matter how many of you show up it won't make a-"

"Aww shut up!" Sasu yells, pointing his wooden sword at Kimimaro. "I've known you for like five seconds and I already hate your smug lookin' ass." Sasu frowns, walking back and forth in front of you and Kori, eyeing Kimimaro as he does. "Hey, Hiki," Sasu whispers to you. "How tough is this guy exactly?"

You blink at him, holding up your hand. "I broke my hand punching him."

"Tch, so blunt force won't work," Sasu grins. "Then why don't we try something with some edge to it."

"Sasu that was a terrible one liner." Kori says, shaking her head in embarrassment. "I thought you said you were working on those?"

Sasu just frowns, blushing. "Tch, it's not like we can all use ice puns ya' know!"

>A. Help Sasu out with some cool blade puns!(hit me with ya' best.)
>B. "I'd be careful, he can shoot bones out of his fingers, and his defense is very, VERY impressive."
>C. "The two of you working together should be more effective than going one at a time."
>D. Try to stand and help. You can't punch, but you can kick.
>E. Write-in.
>Pick up to two
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>>2347768
They were getting their asses kicked by a terminal person. It's like they were being kicked around by Taka.
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>>2347777
Welp, Quads speak the truth. You all heard it here, Kimimaro is as strong as Taka.
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Test
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>>2347777
Kimimaro is low-Akatsuki tier. It's not the same as Taka.

Nagato was weak as fuck, but he was still able to eat a hit from B.
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>>2347774

>B. "I'd be careful, he can shoot bones out of his fingers, and his defense is very, VERY impressive."
>"Your thousand folded wood probably won't cut it here Sasu."

>>2347780

But what can beat out the dickery of Yin-Yang justu?

>>2347783

>Nagato
>Weak as fuck

What the shit are you talking about?
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>>2347774
>A. "I hate to cut our conversatikn short but we have a enemy to deal with first guys."
>C
>D
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>>2347789
>What the shit are you talking about?
Physically, he couldn't even walk.

>>2347789
>But what can beat out the dickery of Yin-Yang justu?
Natural energy.
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>>2347793

Why walk around when you have six ginger corpses at your disposal to fight someone for you along with carrying you? And have the eyes of ninja god?
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>>2347789
i think he meant physicaly
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So far only two people voted, though I do enjoy the Nagato discussion
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>>2347807
Moon what are hiki's level in sealling? And did having our hands crushed nulified the iron witches?
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>>2347796
Because your original body is a lot stronger, even under Kabuto's control, Nagato was stronger than the Six Paths, and Kabuto couldn't use Nagato for shit.
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>>2347816
Nah you still got the Iron witches going on, but as far as sealing goes you're above average. But, ya know considering the state of your hand and other arm right now, it wouldn't be easy to do.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2347789
1
>>2347791
2
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Alright going with Chaos' suggestion, writing.
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>>2347816
>Sealing with crushed hands

>>2347820
Are we talking about hand seals or fuinjutsu?
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>>2347819

That's true
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>>2347823
Yes.
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>>2347822
>going with Chaos' suggestion
Pack it up boys, we're fucked.
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>>2347823
We don't have crushed hands, we have skinned hands, know the difference!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

Oh shit wait, I need ya'll to roll me some fuckin' dice, duh.
1d100
DC 80
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Rolled 66 (1d101)

>>2347830
You got it senpai.
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>>2347823
Hand seals and also the reason why we could use two ninjutsu at once was because of the iron witches extra arms.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2347830

I'll show you my thousand folded 99
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2347830
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2347830
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>>2347843
>>2347844
Well those are mega passes.
Writing, I mean what are the odds of someone rolling a 1 right?
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>>2347843
Hell yeah anon you are awesome!
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>>2347846
1 in 100?
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>>2347846
1 in 100?
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>>2347846

Even with a fucked arm we'll beat this cancer patient
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>2347846
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>>2347848
>>2347849

Okay guess the hive mind is working today.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2347830
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"I'd be careful, he can shoot bones out of his fingers," You say.

"Ewwwww." Kori says, making a disgusted face as she sticks her tongue out.

"Indeed. Also his defense is very, VERY impressive." You point out.

"Tch, I ain't that worried." Sasu says. "I got my bokken here with me, remember? Stuff's made out of the best damn wood ya' can get your hands on."

"Your thousand folded wood probably won't cut it here Sasu." You say, a small cat like smile upon your face as Kori starts giggling uncontrollably while Sasu just glares at you. "But good luck."

"Don't need luck." He says, vanishing from your sight. Well not really, you're able to keep up with Sasu's speed pretty well, but that's not what's always impressed you about Sasu. It's not how fast his feet can move, it's how fast he can swing that sword. "Kou Style, Dancing Petals." He says, moving around Kimimaro as he swings out his blade, each strike moving so fast that they literally begin to look like falling petals from a cherry tree.

"Hmm." Kimimaro frowns, bringing up his defenses as Sasu's sword begins to chip away at his bones. Heck, some of those swipes even take off a large chunk of bone. "That's no ordinary wooden sword, is it?"

"Damn straight," Sasu says, dancing around Kimimaro. "This stuff's made from the same wood the First Hokage used in his battle against Madara Uchiha."

"And you're stacking wind release on top of that. Impressive." Kimimaro says, ducking under one of Sasu's swipes before grabbing your comrade by the wrist. "But ultimately futi-...." Kimimaro frowns, before letting go of Sasu, your friend leaping away, and staring down at his ice covered hand. Kimimaro slowly turns to look at Kori, who has both of her hands up, forming a triangle between them and pointing right at Kimimaro. "You...you're from that Clan aren't you?"

Kori just remains silent, while Sasu moves back to attacking. With Sasu's speed and Kori's ice slowing him down, Kimimaro might be beat right here in front of you, without you ever having to raise a hand.

That's what you want....right?

>A. Get up and help. You can at least use your Iron Witches technique to summon up some clones to help Sasu.
>B. Stay back and watch, you'd just get in the way in your condition.
>C. "Kori, what does he mean that clan?"
>D. Write-in
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>>2347887

>A. Get up and help. You can at least use your Iron Witches technique to summon up some clones to help Sasu.
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>>2347887
>D. You have three hands to throw stuff with.
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>>2347887
>A

Support our friends!
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>>>/v/408214404
For you.
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>>2347896
We could use the iron bullet but i'm afraid Kimimaro migth dodge and make us hit Sasu instead.
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>>2347896

Yes, we do. Really let's not do that
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>>2347901
https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM
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>>2347903

You say that like it's a bad thing
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>>2347903
>>2347904
Every ninja has kunai and shuriken, those who don't make use of their tools ARE tools.
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Right on then, A wins.
3d100 please.
First is for Hiki
Second is for Sasu
Third is for Kori.
1st DC is 88
2nd DC is 79
3rd DC is 50 With a Crit of 90+
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>>2347887
>B. Stay back and watch, you'd just get in the way in your condition.
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Rolled 74, 58, 76 = 208 (3d100)

>>2347914

>Use kunai and shuriken

Anon, what timeline are we in that makes those effective

>>2347924
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Rolled 23, 94, 80 = 197 (3d100)

>>2347924
boom bam
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>>2347913
It's Chaos.

>>2347914
If we could add explosive tags and use shadow shuriken against Kimimaro i'm all up for it. Being some time since Hiki used his ninja weapons.
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Rolled 28, 49, 60 = 137 (3d100)

>>2347924
three 1s for you
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Rolled 67, 34, 23 = 124 (3d100)

>>2347924
Why does Hiki has the highest dc? Did he became weak! Ih wait it's the clones derp.
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>>2347934

A fucked arm can do that to you
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Not bad, Kori and Sasu did their part, we need one more roll to save Hiki though.
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>>2347936
Can't he just transfer one of his witchy arms to be the skin on his skinned arm?
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Welp, nobody else wants to roll, writing. 2/3 aint' bad I suppose.
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>>2347943

You know, I'm not sure. Moon?
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Rolled 75, 79, 29 = 183 (3d100)

>>2347924
Coming in hot
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>>2347947
Moon can't we just use the iron witches to make the clones? Or is that for the clones attack?
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>>2347947
Can I roll again?
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>>2347950
coming in THOT
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>>2347950

You could've made it a 3/3
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Sitting on the sidelines does not suit you. You realize that your arms are practically useless right now, but that doesn't mean you have to be totally helpless does it? "Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, using the two iron hands on your shoulders to summon up two iron clones. As soon as they appear the arms on top of your shoulders crumble away, your chakra reserves already low as it is.

The two clone Hiki's rush forward, leaping into the fray to help out Sasu. At least that was the plan. Kimimaro's tail whips out, stabbing one of your clones before he even has the chance to do anything, while slamming his foot into the face of the other. Within seconds the foe has destroyed the the clones, making your involvement here pointless.

"It's alright Hiki," Kori says, patting you on the head. "We know you tried your best." Bebikau nods, giving you a small hug. This is your life, being comforted by a cow. What a strange world you live in. "Ice Style, Grasping Ice Maw!" Kori shouts, refocusing on the battle as a giant turtle like mouth made of ice appears below Kimimaro, clamping shut around his waist and holding the man in place.

"And now for the finishing blow!" Sasu shouts, coming down with a powerful forward slice. "Kou Style, Executioners Slash!" Kimimaro brings up his hand to block the blade...and gets his entire right arm sliced off in the process. Of course any momentum Sasu had is now gone, as Kimimaro breaks free of Kori's ice trap and smacks Sasu away.

Kimimaro is bleeding heavily now, and you watch as he falls to one knee. "You....you cut off my arm!" He shouts, glaring at Sasu.

"Yup." Your friend says, grinning like a smug asshole.

"...." Kimimaro just growls, slamming his other arm deep into the earth. You're wondering why he'd do such a thing, and then you feel the ground rumble. "Bone Forrest!"

>Roll me 3d100
DC for all is 85
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Rolled 1, 31, 98 = 130 (3d100)

>>2347981
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>>2347992

Can I transfer this crit fail to someone?
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Rolled 73, 90, 83 = 246 (3d100)

>>2347992
Hiki... dead?

>>2347981
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>>2347999

Gotta have someone roll an 85 along with a 100
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Rolled 43, 1, 22 = 66 (3d100)

>>2347981
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>>2347997
...
>>2347997
Fuck you.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2347981
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Rolled 79, 86, 97 = 262 (3d100)

>>2347981
>Other: eat a soldier pill Hiki. Drugs are okay if you are a child soldier
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Rolled 8, 65, 16 = 89 (3d100)

>>2347981
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Alright back from my shit how did ya'll-
>>2347992
>>2348003
....well let's fuckin' hope the last guy can roll out two 100's, cause Hiki and Kori are fucked right now.
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>>2348003
>>2347992
Oh shit Hiki and Sasu were BTFO at least Kori has her shit together.

Also is it my impression or is Hiki's group the most violent of the genins? I mean sure Lee and Neji could send someone to the hospital but they bnever cuted someones arm of
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Alright well, looks like Sasu's the only one not fucked.

Writing.
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Hiki's character development, pic related.
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>>2348014
>>2348019
Went to play some HoI4 and come back to this.

Nice.
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>>2348028
If only we had 4 hearts for Kimimaro to rip out.
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>>2348028

Yes, the horror of Sasu not being BTFO'd, and Hiki probably getting killed here
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>>2348033
>Hiki probably getting killed
Oh, Moon wouldn't do that.

He doesn't want to be respected by people who aren't paint-inhaling plebs.
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>>2348033
And it's all your fault chaos. YOU made us get saved by Sasu.
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You jump up to your feet, leaping up into the air along with Kori in order to avoid whatever is coming next. The ground beneath your feet soon cracks open as hundreds upon hundreds of bone spikes shoot up, narrowly avoiding the both of you as you and your comrade land on a nearby tree branch. "Sasu! Where's Sas-"

Kori doesn't get to finish that sentence as the very tree your both standing on suddenly shoots out a bone spike, impaling her in the leg. You rush forward, only to have a spike shove itself into your thigh. "K-Kori!" You cry out, using your leg to kick the bone spike apart before crawling over to Kori and doing the same for her. "Kori are you okay!?"

"It hurts!" She cries out, clutching her leg. Tears are streaming down her face. "Hiki make it stop, please!"

"I...I can't." You say, wide eyed and worried. Dammit, why is everything falling apart! You look up, spotting Sasu trapped but unharmed by a collection of bone spikes, his sword chopping at them.

You feel eyes on you suddenly, and turning around you see Kimimaro slowly materializing out of the bones spikes coming from the tree, that large bone drill on his other arm raised and pointed at Kori. Bebikau suddenly appears, climbing on top of her master to protect her, but there's little you or the cow can do at this point. "This is the end." Kimimaro says.

"SASU HELP!" Kori cries out.

Then you feel a thump, as if something landed on the tree branch, and Kimimaro looks behind you, wide eyed. "EIGHT TRIGRAMS, 32 SLICES!"
>Cont.
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>>2348038
I mean i thought that the hole point for having mutiple MC's was because once one of then died we could continue as the other.
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>>2348045
I knew it. No real consequences. Hack.
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>>2348041

Don't remind me

>>2348045

Nevermind it's my Sambo Neji
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Sensei's soft style should be able to work wonders against Kimimaro's hardness!
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>>2348050
Abloo abloo Moon isn't a murder happy edgelord like Somnius. Fag.
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>>2348054

Oh, right. That thing exists
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>>2348051
It's totally Kou tho.
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>>2348059

I legitimately forgot Ko existed
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>>2348064
Yes, hopefully he went on a bleach-tier off-screen power-up.
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>>2348051
Guys it says slices not palms. Sasu just copycat the Hyuuga style but it's applying it WITH SWORDS!
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>>2348057
This isn't even a rocks fall, everyone dies situation. This is cross-thread jobbing.

Consequences don't even have to be death. They just have to be there.

Moon isn't a gay-enabling wish-fulfiller like Wargle either.

>>2348064
>Forgetting Ko
Even you're better than that, Chaos.
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>>2348045
The form is more than familiar, you've seen Sensei Ko and plenty of the Hyuga's use it time and time again. The bent form, the one palm touching the ground while the other is raised. Though in this hand there isn't an open palm, but a gripped blade. The spinning and quick, precise attacks that come next carry more weight to them than the ones you've seen before, like they're something to be actually feared.

Sasu's blade is made of wood. The sharpness of it is based on the fact that it's made from the same wood that the First Hokage used. Added onto that is his wind chakra, creating a constant, razor sharp vacuum around the blade. You knew it was sharp, but you didn't expect it to just slice Kimimaro to pieces.

Kimimaro, staring wide eyed for a moment, looks at you for a brief second, anger in his eyes. And then, bit by bit, slice by slice, he falls apart in front of you, crumbling and dead.

You look up at Sasu, his breathing heavy and his blade still coated in Kimimaro's blood. "Awesome." You whisper, the pain in your leg completely forgotten.

>Roll me 1d100 to not pass out
DC 70
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>>2348069
Oh, that's cool. Where is sensei even? What's he doing right now?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2348073
It would be so nice to rest.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2348067

I hope not, because I remember his shit against Nart and Sinchu

>>2348069

Ahhh so he stole from the eyeniggers. the one good thing he's done

>>2348073
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2348073
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>>2348077
GJ CHAOS! That's a special SUZU STAR for you!
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>>2348077
https://youtu.be/zo-YVqV0v4Q
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2348073
"That was awesome, Sasu."

>>2348077
Great, you waifued Sasu.
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>>2348073
>"Hey Bebikau, does your kind eat ground human?"
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>>2348073
That's a pretty cringey gif.

>2 crits and we still win
This reminds me of something that I really disliked, but it was two crits and we still lost
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>>2348080

>That's a special SUZU STAR for you!

This 100 was worth it

>>2348082

>I waifued Sasu

This 100 wasn't worth it
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>>2348080
Don't we have stamina lvl 5? We shouldn't be fainting from little stuff like a deadly wound.Need to keep Hiki's fame as the terminator kid.
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>Sasu when we get back
https://youtu.be/tRrykhd0xbY
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Niceu Jobu!
That 100 not only keeps you up and about, but you also got a special surprise coming up.
Here's a hint.
Writing
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>>2348092
A flayed arm hurts. Perhaps we could go find some iron to do https://youtu.be/ytpxeCe1M6E with?
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>>2348089
Now Kori has the even biggee hots for Sasu. Good job Chaos you just gave Sasu clan a bloodline limit.
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>>2348096
Oh Hiki, you'll always be a little weirdo, and I'll always love you.
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>>2348098

I do this for Sasu's grandpa
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>>2348097
We do have chunks of our iron clones. But morst of the times coverung a exposed wound with iron isn't a good idea.
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>>2348104
If that's what you need to tell yourself so you cab sleep at night. Sure you did chaos, sure you did.
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>>2348105
Bebikau rubbed her cream all over it, it's fine.
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>>2348105
Well its better than having it out in the open getting a shit tone of germs in it and starting a hell of an infection.
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>>2348107

Do YOU even want this for Sasu?
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Yay, Sasu gets the girls and Hiki!
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>>2348111
What anon said here >>2348108
changed my mind.

But then again we are low in chakra i think we can safely bandage it and not waste chakra by using our clan bloodline.
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"I don't got time to bleed." You say, sitting up and smacking away some of the bone spikes away so that Sasu can get a better look at Kori's wound.

"Wait, what?" Sasu asks, raising an eyebrow at you.

You shrug. "I heard it in a movie once. It was about a group of ninja who fought an invisible monster in the forest...." You squint your eyes, looking around. "Like this one."

Sasu rolls his eyes, examining Kori while holding her hand. "C'mon man, you don't honestly believe there's a monster in these woods? Not after all the cool crap I just did." There's then a very, VERY loud crash and the ground shakes. Sasu begins to look a little pale. "What uh, what did the monster look like?"

"It was big," CRASH!. "And angry," CRASH!. "And it-" The forest in front of you breaks apart, bone and wood fragments falling everywhere as a familiar figure stands in front of you. "...I don't think it had those though." You say, staring pointedly at Lady Tsunade's boobies. "Hello miss Tsunade!" You say, waving.

"Ah good, was wondering when I'd find the rest of you." Tsunade says, jumping over to you. From behind her you can also see the rest of your squad! Neji looks little banged up, and Kori is being carried by-GASP!- Temari! And Kankuro's there....but more importantly Temari's here! And nobody died! Tsunade lands beside you and your team, examining you first before turning her attention to Kori. "Hiki, I'm going to examine Kori first, then I'll take a look at you."

"But you're already looking at me." You say, blinking at her.

She rolls her eyes. "God he's just like uncle Tobirama."

"Hiki!" Karin and Temari shout, rushing past everyone else and landing beside you. Both girls see the wound and immediately start doting on you.

"Hiki do you need me to give ya' first aid?" Karin asks, placing her hand on your thigh.

"No I'm good." You say.

"Do-do you want to rest your head in my lap?" Temari asks.

"Actually this tree's pretty comfortable, but thanks."

"Hey...why'd there a bunch of cut meat lyin' around?" Kankuro asks, staring down at the remains of Kimimaro.

>A. Tell him the truth.
>B. Spare him the details.
>C. Write-in
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>>2348125
What girls? Oh right bebikau is a girl to.
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>>2348131
Yeah, and if wanna be Korikau's lover, you gotta get with her friends.
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>>2348127

>C. Thousand folded wood is more effective than you think
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>>2348127
>A. Tell him the truth.
What was the point of the 1's anyway?
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>>2348138
>What was the point of the 1's anyway?
You...you both got stabbed and fucked up.
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>>2348127
>and Kori is being carried by-GASP!- Temari!
Karin, right?
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>>2348142
Yes....goddamn too many girls with K names in this goddamn quest.
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>>2348141
That's just a Tuesday night for us.
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>>2348127
>C: That was Sasu's work his blade is as sharp as ever. Managed to defeat a adversary i couldn't handle by myself.
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>>2348141
That doesn't seem that bad, all things considered. Pretty much this >>2348146
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>>2348127
>C. Don't touch that meat, it's Bebikau's, she got a family to feed.
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>She rolls her eyes. "God he's just like uncle Tobirama."


Good to know we make Tsunade think of best Hokage.
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>>2348142

>Karin

Eh
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>>2348154
Karin was being carried, not Kori.
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>>2348152
>best Hokage
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>>2348127
>>A. Tell him the truth.
"Oh that's kimimaro. Sasu cut him up. But he did work for Orochimaru so don't get too close to him, he might reform into a meat snake or something."
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>>2348152

>Not Hiruzen or Minato

>>2348156

Ahhh, I thought you were waifuing
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Best Hokage is Naruto, believe it!
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>>2348160
>Minato
>best Hokage
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>>2348158
>>2348147
>>2348138
Similar enough, it wins.
Now roll me some 1d100's, these are for Sasu. What are they for? To see if he stays humble.
DC is 100
Good luck.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2348165
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>>2348165
If this is a 1 then he snaps his spine from his head going so far up his own ass.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2348165
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2348165

Ok
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2348169
>>2348165
Fucking dice jews, discarding my roll.
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>>2348167
>>2348169
Does a 69 count?
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>>2348165
>>2348167
Fuck he's gonna hit on Tsunade.

Do it.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2348165
Is Kankuro Chaos inserted in this quest?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2348165
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Hahahaha, no humble Sasu today.
Writing.
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>>2348165
That's good makes Hiki look even better then before.
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>>2348177

You know, I'd like that since he did make worst boy lose the chunin exams
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Will Bebikau ever bring home the long bacon, or is it too bony?
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>>2348181
If he isn't humble can we make Hiki point out that although he managed it he should have done it before Kori screaming for help. It was like Sasu REALLY wanted to protect Kori.

As if she was his girlfriend or something like that.
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>>2348185
Who was that again?
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>>2348192
Chaos.
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>>2348192

The fag who somehow killed Kimimaro
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Welp, hopefully this will teach Hiki that
>A. Brute Force won't solve everything
>B. Sometimes, you gotta bail
>C. He can always rely on his teammates
Pick one, you only get one.
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>>2348198

>A. Brute Force won't solve everything
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>>2348198
>A
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"Oh that's the remains of our previous foe." You say. No sense in not being honest. Kankuro takes a large step back, shivering in disgust at the sight. You then point to Sasu. "In fact that was Sasu's doing. He managed to defeat the opponent when I couldn't even scratch him."

Everyone, well except for Tsunade, Karin, and Temari, stop in their tracks and all turn to look at Sasu. "You...beat a guy Hiki couldn't?" Sasuke says, sounding astonished.

Sasu keeps a passive face all of half a second before grinning and throwing his head back, laughing up a storm. "Oh you better believe I did!" He says, sauntering over and crouching down beside you, wrappin' an arm around your shoulder. "If it hadn't been for me then Hiki here would've been toast. Ain't that right Hiki?"

"Y-"

"That's right." He says, nodding his head. Sasu stands up, showing off his still bloody wooden sword. "And this here is the weapon that did it." He looks pointedly at Neji next. "And the technique I used? A variation of the Hyuga's own Eight Trigrams technique!"

Neji blinks in surprise. "Y-you did? How?"

"Hohohohoho!" Sasu laughs, throwing his head back again. "Why Sensei Ko taught me of course. Said with my blade skills that technique would win me any battle I fought in."

"Alright alright, you're very important we get it." Tsunade says, finishing up with Kori and moving on to you. She bends down, giving you an excellent view of her cleavage. Karin and Temari start shaking beside you, though you don't know why. "Now, hold still while I fix you up."

>A. Just remain quiet.
>B. You feel an intense urge to...head pat Tsunade.
>C. "Is it hard walking around with big boobs all the time Lady Tsunade?"
>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."
>E. "So how did everyone else's fights go?"
>F. Write-in
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Still would have being cool if we managed to use our ninjutsu. I guess this goes to show to Hiki he needs to breach his trainning into other parts now.
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>>2348204
>>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."
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>>2348204

>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."

Sasu needs a humble pie shoved down his throat and then have a hammer hit in the liver for back for good measure

>>2348205

Oh we have training, it's just that it's never used because all we pick is punching shit
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>>2348204
>C
>D

i wanted to poke Taka's head in front of Sasuke, just to give him the feels.
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>>2348204
>>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."
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>>2348204
>D. Realize you forgot that you sent Gaara off to get Naruto and Hinata. Also realize that Kiba is currently fighting Dosu on his own. "So we might have some more problems."
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>>2348210
I meant refine our jutsu and sealing levels. Tobirama and the first could do complex jutsu using just one seal.
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>>2348215

Yeah that's good, then all we gotta do is just vote for it or come up with a plan involving it
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Hiki seems like the Early bloomer of the family, while Taka has heaps of untapped potential.
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I hope we can see more of Sakura, she's a good character when a skilled writer is at the helm.
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Rolled 100, 9, 53, 61, 31 = 254 (5d100)

D it is!
Now let's see how Kiba did against Dosu.
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Rolled 53, 75, 68, 92, 81 = 369 (5d100)

>>2348223
Holy shit he fuckin' nailed that undead bastard!
Alright let's see if Gaara did just as well against Hinata!
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>>2348212
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.

>>2348223
Fucking perfect.
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Not bad at all. Okay writing.
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>>2348204

>>2348212
Shit forget this i meant to pick B so she could remember her dead uncle.
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>>2348223

GG Kiba
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>>2348223
He's just a talking head now.
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>>2348245
i think it was more easy for him to have managed to destroy the body that was used to make the jutsu.

Just Like Susumu did with Orochimaru.
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>>2348245
We oughta seal his head for research purposes!
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>>2348230
Moon please let us headpat Tsunade! PLEASE!!
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We should sneeze and then the blood from our skinned arm flies out and becomes razors and slices up the girls' clothing. And the guys', why not.
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"Uh oh." You say, getting everyone's attention again. "I think we might still have some problems." You say. "Last I remember Kiba went off a fought Dosu by himself, there's no telling how he's doing no-"

Before you can even finish, Kiba bursts into the clearing with the rest of you, looking beat up but excited beyond belief. "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He howls, Akamaru poking his head out of his owners jacket and joining in. You briefly consider joining in before deciding against it. This is their moment. "I fuckin' did it!" He shouts, holding up...Dosu's severed head. Kiba pokes the body part with his finger, grinning. "Tell'em, tell'em how I whooped your ass!"

"I'm going to kill you, very fuckin' slowly dog boy." Dosu says...oddly without any lungs or vocal cords that you can see. He looks at you, that slimy black stuff from before seeping out of his neck wound. "And I'm going to kill you even slower."

"What'd I do?" You ask, frowning a bit.

"Ahhh shut yer' trap." Kiba says, shoving Dosu's head into his backpack. Kiba continues to grin, looking around at everyone. "So, looks like we all pretty much made it right?"

"Wrong," You say. "We've still got Naruto, Hinata, and Gaara to worry about." You start to stand up, but Tsunade puts a hand on your shoulder, forcing you back down. Wow, she's really strong. "Someone needs to go check up on them."

Temari sighs, standing up and brushing some stuff off of her dress. "I'll do it, he's my brother." She walks away, hopping off with Kankuro right behind her.

"Might as well go too, not much use here." Sasu says, following after the two.

There's a bit of silence among everyone, and it's Sasuke who ends up breaking it by asking the most obvious question. "Hiki...you think the others are okay?"

"I don't know," You say. "I just don't know."

>End
>Hope you all enjoyed this session
>Tomorrow we'll have another one at the same time.
>What DID happen between Hinata, Naruto, and Gaara?
>Any questions?
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>>2348255
Can we get a golden arm if we melt money onto it?
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>>2348258
No. Iron Clan remember?
Also think of the blisters.
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>>2348263
Blisters are like Cars's crab armor.
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>>2348255

Will Hiki ever notice the girls around him?
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>>2348255
>Any questions?
Can we headpat Tsunade now?
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>>2348267
He notices Tsunade's girls any chance he gets!
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>>2348268
No, but we can try to cum on her diamond seal.
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>>2348267
Tsunade is a girl and Hiki is noticing her. Also he gad quite the reaction when Temari showed up.
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Oh and for those who didn't know, the thing that Doc Ironblood did to Hiki all those years ago?
He spliced Tobirama's DNA into Hiki's
>>2348268
What the shit is that image and is there more?
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>>2348285
I think it is Tsunade with young Madara, Tobirama, and Hashirama.
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>>2348285
Was it in vaccine form?
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>>2348285
Did Doc Ironblood explode?
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>>2348285
>He spliced Tobirama's DNA into Hiki's
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>>2348285
This:>>2348291
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>>2348285
So Iron blood did to Hiki the same thing that Orochimaru did with Yamato?
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When are we gonna get the mission to stop a crook from selling bootlegs of vintage hentai ovas?
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>>2348344

This needs to happen
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>>2348285
>He spliced Tobirama's DNA into Hiki's
Unironically dropped.

Where the fuck is Mini with something that's actually good?
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>>2349167
Dead. And if they ever come back we're getting maybe 1 epilogue session and then the hiatus [s] which will never end[\s]
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>>2348285
So does that actually mean anything if I have no idea who the second Hokage was? I mean, I know what he looks like, but I stopped my NALT intake after the Valley of the End.
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>>2349430
Do we get water powers despite being a lightning type? Is that what it means? Is it why we inherently know how to make Shadow Clones out of Iron?
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Right so, should be able to have a session in like, two hours. Yeah cool.

>>2349434
>>2349430
It means I haven't figured it out yet but I'm open to ideas.
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>>2349492
Seems like a twist that was made because you weren't okay with Hiki being naturally autistic.
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>>2349505
Pretty much yeah. Of course this makes more sense than just having Ironblood inject Hiki with Natural Autism!
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>>2349511
Can you stop being ableist then? Autism is a disorder, not a disease, you can't get it.
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>>2349492
Well if you consider that clan whose bloodline is focused on elements have a harder time or are completely locked of using a opose element this means that Hiki is able to use all the elemental ninjutsu. He could also have a easier time with ninjutsu in general since Tobimara was a ninjutsu genius and the creator of the shadow clone as well as various forbidden ninjutsu such as Orochimaru all time favorite summoning, the Impure World Reincarnation jutsu.
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>>2349511
Or even better, stop saying that the way we prefer to play a character is the wrong way.
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>>2349511
I thought he just altered Hiki's brain to where he hampered some of the expression and painful pathways, to where he can't express pain to implement a placebo effect to soldier on. But nah, one of the 2nd's butt-hairs made him whack.
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>>2349540
>Having to do double-great for his bedridden brother was tasking for Young Hiki, so he asked Uncle Ironblood for some sort of wonder-drug to make him tougher.
Boom.
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>>2349519
>Can you stop being ableist then? Autism is a disorder, not a disease, you can't get it.
And real people can't shoot fire from their hands, but Ironblood giving Hiki autism was the joke for a while.
>>2349528
>Or even better, stop saying that the way we prefer to play a character is the wrong way.
When did I say that?
>>2349553
>>2349540
>Shrug
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>>2349553
Meh i don't like it.
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>>2349564
Sinchu, and then Hiki. If you don't approve of how we play characters, then why even QM?
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>>2349564
I think he's just a troll or has real autism. Would explain why he's so fired up about the autism stuff.
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>>2349569
If you dislike the way a QM wants to move his history and characters why even participate in the quest?
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>>2349576
The QM can change the history and characters, but the QM can't change how people want to play the game.
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>>2349571
You mean the problem I had with people constantly not thinking things through simply because Sinchu was an Anbu and assumed nothing could touch him?

I mean things had to be reworked man, nothings stopping you from writing in the same stuff as before.
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>>2349588
People did think things through when they suggested and chose those options, and you hated what they thought up.
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>>2349576
>>2349579
I actually kind of agree that Moon is a bit condescending about things that would or would not work; it's just not very consistent whether our absurd ideas will go well like driving away from Akatsuki on a fucking scooter, or fail spectacularly like POCKET SAND.
If we had rolled a 100 on POCKET SAND, would qm have said "nope didn't work, that was a bad idea?" Probably not, because the rule of cool is strong here, and that's fine, but QM shouldn't call us idiots for trying a dumb/cool idea, when other dumb/cool ideas work as well. It turns people off
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>>2349588
I think you quoted the wrong anon.

>>2349579
>>2349597
Hmm okay so we need to have the character maimed or dead. That's the only way for people to learn. Just like how happend to Hiki.
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>>2349564
>Ironblood giving Hiki autism was the joke for a while.
Joke? We all took what you said seriously, that Hiki's behavior wasn't natural due to Ironblood when we had been playing it as such cuz we had a consistent character who was unfailingly polite and punched things good.
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Hiki already has a bunch of characteristics to him, why did "Tragic backstory ft. Ironblood" need to be thrown in there when we all accepted him for what he was? A little autistic ninja boy who fights for his village and also has a god in him as well as a thing for older women.
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>>2349597
The amount of times that happened were slim to none man.
>>2349602
I've never called you guys idiots. And literally everything is up for grabs as long as enough people vote for it. Just don't get mad when I assign crazy stuff a higher DC because it'll be difficult to pull off.

That said, if you ever feel cocky enough, try and throw sand in Itachi's eyes again. Hell if you get a 100 you can tickle his balls too.

>>2349604
>Hmm okay so we need to have the character maimed or dead. That's the only way for people to learn. Just like how happend to Hiki.
Alright.
>>2349606
>Joke? We all took what you said seriously,
Pffffffft. Nah come on, a lot of ya'll didn't take that seriously at all. Besides, shit changes all the time.

I mean you don't honestly think that the original manga actually planned for Killer Bee at the beginning right?
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>>2349619
>Pffffffft. Nah come on, a lot of y'all didn't take that seriously at all.
Seriously, sarcasm doesn't translate.
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>>2349619
>never called us idiots
Fair, that's an exaggeration, but I do feel like there's been some inconsistency in calling out some ideas as bad vs others. It just creates more of combative tone you know? Have you not been feeling that a bit more lately?
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>>2349619
>Hell if you get a 100 you can tickle his balls too.
O-oh my
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2349619
>Hell if you get a 100 you can tickle his balls too.
I'll remember this Moon
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>>2349627
I think the using the sewage water was the lowest point of the quest. It may have also being when Moon lost it.
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>>2349576
They're not even his characters, anons made them.
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>>2349651
Okay.
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>>2349651
>They're not even his characters, anons made them.
I completely agree that anons had a hand in shaping the characters, but don't overdo it buddy.


Anyways, Session starting soon
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>>2349697
Anons shaped every aspect of the characters, it's you who tries to throw something in, the Squidward nose on the Statue of David.
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>>2349697
How soon is soon?
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>>2349700

Jesus Christ why are you still going on about this?
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>>2349700
>the Squidward nose on the Statue of David.
You know, you're alright anon.
>>2349707
Count the number of hairs on your balls.

Then feel bad for doing that. Twenty minutes tops.
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>>2349697
Quick questiin moon. About the iron clone jutsu. I noticed they get one hit killed a lot but the earth clones are know for being more durable, being able to take two hits, before dissolving. Could we make the iron clones able to take four hits before being destroyed? I know the earth clones were slower then the normal ones too maybe that could be a thing gor the iron clones too.
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>>2349714
I don't have hair in my balls i shave then.
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>>2349729
You shaved the inside?
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>>2349720
Entirely possible. Don't let them being defeated that quick put ya' down though, Kimimaro wasn't exactly an average foe.
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>>2349720
>waaahhh, my special snowflake kek genkidama goes down as quick as a normie's haramtekni
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>>2349738

>Says the fag who's sperged for hours now about "Muh character doesn't have the thing I like, Muh QM's not letting me have full free reign over characters for me to be a sperg through"
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>>2349747
>Chaos Mcsirman !hKWGjiI0aY
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>>2349749

Oh no you've said my true name, and now you have absolute power over me O Anon of Spergenberg
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>>2349733
I mean to do this more on the acount that since Tetsu's are frontline warriors they would do better with something to take the hit and protect then.

But then again this is something everyone else needs to vote on. Also if people dislike we can always steal from Orochimaru book and make Iron shadow clones which we can keep the resistance and use chakra to regenarate the damaged clone.
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>You are Hikigaya Tetsu...still.
>Your arms hurt. You wish you were at home punching things. Your best friend isn't here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkyOM4GpkRw

"Alright that ought to do it." Tsunade says, finishing up the bandages on your left arm. You're about to give it a little test squeeze before Tsunade glares at you. "No punching."

"But-"

"No. Punching." She says again, glaring at you. You sigh, nodding your head. "Good, now that that's settled," She turns to look at the others before deciding Neji needs an examination the most out of all of them.

"Hey Hiki." Karin says, getting your attention again. "I just wanted to say, you're still pretty cool to me, even if you did have trouble with this bone guy."

You sigh. "I don't feel pretty cool Karin, I feel like a fool."

"You kind of are." Kiba says, chewing on some beef jerky he kept in his backpack...the same backpack that Dosu's head is in.

"Thank you Kiba." You say, grinding your teeth. "Anyways Karin, enough about my failures. How was your fight with the angry red haired girl?"

Karin smirks, sitting back and crossing her arms. "Pretty freakin' great....for the most part," She mumbles. "I had her on the ropes most of the time, then she went and transformed into some bitchier lookin' version of herself, not even an explosive tag did much good." Karin frowns. "Then Temari showed up, swung that stupid fan of hers and nearly knocked down the whole area we were fighting in, nearly killed me too. That Tayuya bitch got away though, still don't know where she's at."

You pat Karin on the shoulder, watching as her face gets red like a tomato. "Well, you did your best and survived, that's all that matters."

"Heh, thaaaanks." She says, wriggling in spot. Hmm, maybe her butt itches? You don't know much about butts, girl or boy.

Before you have time to ponder the booty, Sasu surprisingly returns, looking worried. "Hey so, you all might wanna' come along, shit's going down."

>A. You get to do something, even if it isn't punching, it's something. Tag along with Sasu.
>B. "What's going on exactly?"
>C. Ignore Sasu for now, try and talk with Tesshin about fixing your hand.
>D. "Did Hinata kill Gaara?"
>E. Write-in
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>>2349762

>C. Ignore Sasu for now, try and talk with Tesshin about fixing your hand.
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>>2349762
>>C. Ignore Sasu for now, try and talk with Tesshin about fixing your hand.
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>>2349762
>E. Slap Karin on the can, good hustle.
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>>2349762
>A
>B
>E. Ask Kiba for a soldier pill. We know he has some since he used those in the chuunin exam. Then eat it to recover some of our chakra.
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>>2349777
Don't we have a soldier pill in our mint condition tool kit?
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>>2349762
>A. You get to do something, even if it isn't punching, it's something. Tag along with Sasu.
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A and C tied up.

Ohhhhhh the drama.
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>>2349777
>>2349783

Why ignore the option of getting an arm fixed?
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>>2349789
Because it would require a roll and i kinda want to do other things beside punching.
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>>2349794

Hmm, well I suppose that's true. Alright 'll switch to

>A. You get to do something, even if it isn't punching, it's something. Tag along with Sasu.
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>>2349789
The super medic lady said no punching. Don't want to pulverize the arm/hand and miss out on training later.
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>>2349797
And if you thing chaos while we recover we get Temari to visit us. Karin will come too i suppose and since we won't be punching we can focus in more mental trainning such as creating new jutsus or just learning new ones.


Ih and also keep annoying Tesshi every time we are hurt or not seem kinda like a dick move.
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>>2349803

That's also true, good to know that injuries have their benefits
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>>2349801

Well I would've said that an option for healing it is fine, but I'm fine with not punching something for once

Moon are you having the shits fella?
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>>2349831
A it is, sorry about the wait, kind of drifted off there.

1d100, DC 65
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2349843
It's fine Moon. You didn't eat any exotic food again did you?
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>>2349849
A little.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2349843
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2349843

So long as you aren't shitting out blood and razors
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2349843
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2349843
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>>2349859
>>2349858
>>2349856
>>2349849
Uh the dice aren't kind. I guess we can't escape the fate of every Naruto quest and not have a dark side Hinata.
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>>2349849
>>2349856
>>2349858
>>2349859
>>2349872

Goddamn it our dice've been shit lately
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>>2349875
This is clearly the jobber arc.
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>>2349878
Good, Hiki was getting cocky.
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>>2349879
Why wouldn't he be? He punched a God to death. I'd be cocky as hell.
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>>2349878

Or the no punching arc. Just gotta train with Hiruzen, find dragons to make a contract with, and we'll be out of these shit rolls

>>2349879

And Sasu's looking good instead so it's a mixed bag
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>>2349886
No, Hiki is the tiger to Taka's dragon.
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>>2349889

>Not the other way around
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>>2349886
Kori still managed to gey stabbed...again! At least it wasn't on her baby factory organ again.
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>>2349891
Taka did dragons first, and Hiki does the :3 face
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>>2349892
Maybe it'll fix it this time.
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>>2349892

Alright let's take a guess how many holes Kori will end up having by the end of the quest.

>>2349893

You're really pushing it there, and I've seen some fucking pushes for why we should go a certain route
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>>2349899
Said the kettle out of his own ass.
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>>2349905

>Said the anon who posted a rant in pieces for more (You)s instread of just having it in one

Speaking of, this is for (You)
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>>2349899
Beside the seven holes she already has?
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>>2349914
You expect someone ranting to be orderly and collected?
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Give me thirty more minutes guys, not feelin' too hot rightn ow.
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>>2349917

She'll have enough to be a sponge soon
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>>2349919
God dammit Moon you already know that you can't stomach exotic food. Go there man try not to bleed.
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>>2349919
Look on the bright side, you aren't getting shot at
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Bit late since I just got off work, but I do agree that retconning Hiki's 'tism is fucking dumb.
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>>2350000
Quadsanon, which aspect of the retconning in particular is dumb?
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>>2350034
If his current personalty is the result of Ironblood fucking with him when he was a kid, than it basically means all of the character development he's gone through so far is completely pointless. There was never anything really wrong with him because his social awkwardness was the result of Tetsuo's meddling, and as such can probably be fixed by just doing something to reverse it.

It cheapens his entire character and makes him way less interesting because his character isn't growing, it's just going back to what it was originally.
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Rest in peace.
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Goodbye Moon man. He died bleeding from his ass.
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>>2350101
Man, you said it all.
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Moon died as he lived.

Bleeding from his ass.
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>>2348285
And the powerfantasy just went full on generic fanfiction

I swear if it wasnt for bad rolls keeping you in check this would end up being complete trash
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Since everyone in the quest seems to have forgotten Ironblood for the meantime, can we forget about him as well? Like a movie, or filler villain.
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>>2350806
Tempting
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>>2350101
See I'd like if people thought that, reversed it, and hiki was still the same. He was always autistic. Ironblood actually didn't have anything to do with it.
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>>2350846

I'm sorry your self-insert doesn't have genuine autism like you do anon
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>>2350885
Someone piss in your cornflakes bud? You've been real whiny these last few threads.
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>>2350915

You say that as you've come off of whining about how one of the MCs doesn't have what you do.

About how Moon should've had it where Hiki was always autistic because "Much character development means nothing now!" bullshit. I bullshitted on about Hiki having autism as a joke, giving him genuine autism doesn't sit with me because hit just seems so boring, and making it because of Tobirama cells that are never shown at all and are for all intense and purposes just splicing cells of a pretty regular guy into him seem stupid. If it was Hashirama I could accept that because shit's sake it gives so much shit that giving autism wouldn't be out of the question

Just learn to live with it, Hiki should've just been seen as a quirky nice kid and not a genuine autist like some anons want. Now that it's confirmed he does have it, what do you do? Complain it isn't the way you like it.
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>>2350940
So that's a yes then? I'm wasn't whining, just thinking it might have been an interesting scene. Whatever happens I couldn't care less as long as it's interesting.

I've made only that one post on it and you've jumped down my throat with a bunch of shit other anons said.
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>>2350949

I've just gotten tired of this whole Hiki and autism bullshit war. And besides knowing Hiki wasn't autistic at some point is interesting for me since it makes me think on what autismless Hiki could be like, but there's some shitters who'll go "He'll be nothing at all!" not even considering the possibilities because their heads are too stuck up their asses to see the idea of an autismless Hiki is interesting enough to see
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>>2350956
It would be interesting to see how Gaara would react to normal Hiki
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Sorry guys, something fucked up came out of my ass last night and I had to take a lot of pain killers.

Writin' up that post!
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>>2350961

It would, it's a shame that there's anons who just say "Give Hiki autism" and that's it
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>>2350965
Hey Moon's alive. Don't mini out on us!
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So consensus is that people don't want Hiki to be autistic nor do they want that backstory with Ironblood, they just want him as a quirky kid.
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>>2350977
What if he's actually a reverse trap?
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>>2350885
Shut up Chaos you fucking asslick
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>>2350977

Yep

>>2350980

Just because I ended up rolling and making Madara a woyim doesn't mean we gotta go into traps.

>>2350981

No u
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>>2350980
I don't think a girl should be taking her shirt off that much.
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>>2350987
It's the perfect cover! Nobody'll see it coming.
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>>2350989
Cover what? Everybody'll see.
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You stand up, then nearly fall forward as the pain from earlier seems to jump back up and kick you in your arms. The only thing stopping you from falling off the tree branch is Karin catching you. "Hiki, maybe you ought to sit this one out." She says, keeping a hold on you.

"My mission was to retrieve Hinata Hyuga, I can't do that while sitting around." You say, straightening yourself up and taking another step forward. The pain is still there, but you manage to take a few more steps. "Karin," You sayk, turning to look at her as she keeps your arm around her shoulders. "I think I may need to hold on to you, would you mind?"

"HAH!" She laughs, face getting red like was earlier, before she closes her mouth and just nods. Hmm, for some reason Karin's glasses are getting foggy as well. Hopefully she can see with them like that."Su-sure can Hiki, don't worry about. I'll carry your b-bare chested body around."

"Screw it, I'll come too." Sasuke says, holding a sealing scroll in his hand. "I was gonna' deliver this back first, but mission's still goin' on technically ain't it?"

You raise a brow. "What's in the scroll?"

Sasuke is quiet for a moment. Strange. "It's a sword I picked up from the guy I was fighting. I think....I think Susumu might wanna' see it."

Hmmm, alright. The three of you head off with Sasu, with him and Sasuke talking with each other about cool stuff probably. With your wounds it takes longer to get there than had you been better, but when you all do you make it out to a place you haven't been to since you were a child. "The Valley of the End." You whisper, looking at the two large statues. Hashirama stands on the right, his hand held up in the Seal of Confrontation, while Madara Uchiha stands on the left, her hand held up in the same. The two greatest shinobi the world had ever offered fought their final battle here.

"And there's our problem." Sasu says, interrupting your inner monologue. You look forward, seeing Hinata, Naruto, and the Sand Siblings. Hinata seems to be arguing with everyone, with Naruto actually being the one trying to keep the peace. "She...doesn't want to go back." Sasu says.

>A "WHAT?!"
>B. "Well she's GOING back."
>C. "But...her families are back home? Why would she abandon them?"
>D. Just stay silent and get closer to the conversation.
>E. "We were given' a mission Sasu. She needs to come back...can you knock her out if I distract her?"
>F. Write-in
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>>2350991
Cover for being a reverse trap. They'd never think someone that takes their shirt off so much is actually a girl.
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>>2350992

>E. "We were given' a mission Sasu. She needs to come back...can you knock her out if I distract her?"
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>>2350992
>>C. "But...her families are back home? Why would she abandon them?"
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>>2350992
>C. "But...her families are back home? Why would she abandon them?"
>D. Just stay silent and get closer to the conversation.
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>>2350992
>D. Just stay silent and get closer to the conversation. Be ready to intervene
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>>2350992
>C. "But...her families are back home? Why would she abandon them?"
>B. "Well she's GOING back."
It's not like she has much of a chance getting away with all of us here.
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>>2351003

I'll switch to here
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>>2351003
Supporting.
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>>2350992

Supporting:>>2351003
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>>2350992
>c
>b
>d
These work fine together
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>>2351003
Thissun wins.

Now, big vote time.

>A. Force her
>B. Guilt her
>C. Try to knock her out.
>D. Write-in
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>>2351012
>D. Reason with her at first. Force if necessary.
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>>2351012
Try to convince her first. Hiashi and Hanabi'll miss her and worry since PedoSnake's going to badtouch her. If she doesn't listen, then we force her.
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>>2351012

>D. Try to reason, guilt her or force her if need be

I know just the perfect way to guilt her
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>>2351012
>D. Reason
then
>B.

and if all of that fails do
>A
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>>2351018
Show Naruto wound or our wounds?
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D it is, with A as a backup.
Roll me 1d100 for convincing
DC is 92.
I know, I know. But this isn't supposed to be easy now is it?
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>>2351020

Naruto's
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2351028
>Well fine, Hinata. You're gonna have to live with Hanabi being a sad only child then.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2351028
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2351028
autismcucked
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2351028
gg ez
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>>2351032
>>2351034
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2351028
Nat 1?
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>>2351034
>>2351032
Hey when did we changed from Hiki to Taka?
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>>2351032
>>2351034
Did....did Hiki just....max speech is one helluva drug...
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>>2351034

We did pretty good didn't we?
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Passed, amazing.

Let's keep the good times rollin' huh? Writing.
>>2351040
Family brings out the Taka in Hiki. Just like it brings out the Hiki in Taka.
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>>2351040
Only when he can use his Autist Whisperer no jutsu.
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I just hope Moon goes with my suggestion of making Hiki aware of everyone else romantic interest except for his own.
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>>2351048

Can we coin it as a stronger Talk no jutsu?
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>>2351052
Family talk no jutsu?
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>>2351034

Oh, I almost forgot
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>>2351052
Shonen no jutsu?
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>>2351070

That'll do
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>>2351070
i can support that.
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>>2351070
I can back this.
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You frown, thinking of all the family members and friends that Hinata would be leaving behind. You don't know the whole story right now, but that's enough to make you angry. And determined. "Karin, let's go over to Hinata, I need to talk with her."

"Talk?" Sasu says, scratching his head. "Not like...punch?"

"Miss Tsunade said no punching." You say. The four of you head over to the rest of the group, Temari now in a shouting match with Hinata...whoa, Hinata is shouting at people. Things must be really bad.

"And if you think after all the crap the others did to get you back I'm just gonna' let you skip away-!" Temari shouts.

"I'm sorry that they got hurt, but I don't want to go back! I need to do this!" Hinata shouts back. Both girls are now being held back by Naruto, who doesn't seem to be doing a very good job of things. Oh, but it looks like that wound of his healed up already...unlike yours.

No no, don't be jealous Hiki, especially if it's Naruto. "Ahem." You say, causing the two girls to stop their arguing. Hinata looks at you, frown on her face, until she sees your injuries and then looks worried, and ashamed. Temari looks worried too, but then angrily as she sees your arm around Karin.

Naruto is just relieved. "Oh man, thank you." He says, thankful that he's not stuck between Hinata and Temari anymore. "Hiki man, I know you're no Taka, but can you talk some sense into Hinata?"

"I don't need any sense talked into me." She grumbles, but still looks down at the ground. "I've made my choice, I'm going."

"Hinata, why?" You ask.

Hinata is silent for a moment, then looks up at you, determined. "Sinchu. He told me how, how if I wanted people to stop hurting each other, that I needed to become the strongest person in the world." She's fiddling with her fingers now. "I wasn't that strong before Orochimaru put the curse mark on me, but after that I started to do so many amazing things. And now this," She says, looking down at her hands. "Whatever happened to me in the container, it made me even more stronger. I have to go to Orochimaru Hiki, he's my best chance of becoming the strongest, and protecting everyone."

"Orochimaru's a psychopath." Gaara says. "It was because of him that our father was nearly killed, and our village nearly helped in the assault on Konoha."

"I know...but if it's just me that he wants, then nobody else has to get hurt." She says, looking close to tears.

You watch as Naruto stands up, looking at Hinata with worry, his fists clenched, like he wants to say something.

Cont.
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>>2351070
Reverse harem no jutsu?
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>>2351083
>A. "Hanabi will."
>B. Be quiet, let Naruto say what he wants to say.
>C. "Just because you're strong doesn't mean you're invincible. I thought I was strong, and then I lost badly. And then that person who beat me? Got beat by my friends. You can't save the world on your own Hinata."
>D. "People get hurt Hinata, it doesn't matter how strong you are, they're going to get hurt."
>E. "If you do this, you'll become an enemy of Konoha. That means that when Hanabi becomes a Genin, and she runs into you, she'll be obligated to fight you, to bring you back. Is that what you want?"
>F. Write-in
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>>2351085
>B. Be quiet, let Naruto say what he wants to say.
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>>2351085
>A. "Hanabi will."
>C. "Just because you're strong doesn't mean you're invincible. I thought I was strong, and then I lost badly. And then that person who beat me? Got beat by my friends. You can't save the world on your own Hinata."
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>>2351083

>D. "People get hurt Hinata, it doesn't matter how strong you are, they're going to get hurt."
>F. "Are you willing to abandon Naruto too?"
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>>2351085
>>F. Write-in
>hanabi
>naruto will
>neji will
>the third will
>i will
>all of us will
>you more to us than you think hinata
>besides even if you did go there'd be daily misions to get you back
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>>2351085
>>A. "Hanabi will."
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>>2351093
Supporting.
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>>2351093

Going for this
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>>2351093
Alright then, this wins.

Now then, 1d100, DC...._88
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>>2351085
this >>2351092
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>>2351085

This>>2351093
But add in a 'specialy' Naruto in the mix.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2351105
c'mon nat 1
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2351105
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>>2351085
>B. Be quiet, let Naruto say what he wants to say.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2351105
Six paths of charisma rolls!
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2351105

Shonen no jutsu go!

>>2351112

Right on the DC bud, nice work
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>>2351093
Backing
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2351105
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>>2351112
>You have done well, my Anonprentice.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2351105
THINK HIKI WHAT WOULD TAKA DO HERE!
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I hope winning this arc means we don't have to bother with the silliness of Shippuden.
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>>2351112
Nice. Good job.
>>2351120
Tch. So close.


Writing.
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>>2351120
>>2351123
wew lads
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>>2351126
>>2351120 counts tho.
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>>2351114
>>2351112
Well it's not Taka levels talk no jutsu but Hiki is still learning.
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>>2351120
One roll too late.

>>2351129
Dude, don't do that shit. You're better than that.
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>>2351129
No it's best of four. Or was it five? I don't remember.
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>>2351135
Am not!
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>>2351129
Best of 5 man.
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>>2351138
f5
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>>2351142
bud it's the sixth roll
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>>2351137
Protip - deleted posts don't disappear for other people immediately.
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Lol, sorry guys but I've haven't refreshed the page. So sorry, but that original five rolls are still there.
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>>2351137

Oh come on now
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>>2351142
Next time if you aren't ready to deal with a bad roll don't roll.
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>>2351156
Next time roll over and die, er, roll over the die.
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>>2351158
>WAAAAAH I COULDNT CHEAT
Das u
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>>2351165
I always cheat.
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"Hanabi will." You say, causing Hinata to jerk in response. "She may not feel it physically, like a punch, but it will still hurt her heat." Hinata's shaking now, tears almost ready to fall. "And then there's Neji, he came all the way out here because he was worried about you. The Third too, even trapped behind that barrier he wanted to make sure you were okay. And there's me and every body else here. We showed up to help you." You look at Naruto then, realization dawning upon you. "And, I'm pretty sure Naruto would take it pretty hard if you left too."

"You're damn right I would!" Naruto shouts, sniffing back some of his own tears. "If I gotta' go beat up that Orochimaru asshole myself to bring ya' back I will!"

"B-but why?" She asks, tears pouring down now. "Why would you do that for me?" You're not sure if she's asking you all or just Naruto specifically.

"Because you're more to us than you think Hinata. You're Kiba's teammate but you're also his friend. You may be a customer at my sisters bakery but you're also that sweet girl who helped her out on that rainy day a year ago." You sigh. "Besides, even if you did go, there'd be daily missions just to get you back. And not because of the money involved or because they were ordered to, people would rush to get you back because they care Hinata."

"I care." Naruto says, grabbing Hinata's hand. Temari and Karin gasp...for some reason. Girls are weird that way. "Hinata...please come back."

Hinata looks at Naruto's hand, holding hers, and then takes a look back at the two statues looming over everyone. For a second you're worried she might run, that she might just race off into the distance. Then she turns back, looking at Naruto. "Okay.

>END!
>Hope you all enjoyed that weird fucked up session
>Any questions or anything?
>Next session, we'll be finishing up our stuff here and determining what the next two years bring for our shiniobi.
>....
>Hinata Retrieval Arc
>Status: Success!
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>>2351168
not well, apparently
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>>2351170

Feels good man.

So what would've happened if we got a 100 here?
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>>2351170
>but it will still hurt her heat."
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>>2351170
Nice! Now we just need Moon to not die or vanish and we'll actually get to the timeskip!
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>>2351170
Would the 100 change anything in the outcome?
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>>2351183
You get on a jet ski and ride off with Temari and Karin on your back with both of them asking if you want a kiss and you repy no way fag.
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>Temari and Karin gasp...for some reason. Girls are weird that way.

Dammit Hiki! Hopefully the next two years we can deal with this little problem.

>>2351170
>Any questions or anything?
When will you be running again?
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>>2351193
Hiki is just a pure boi anon
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>>2351170
It's not how I wanted to end the mission but it's better than canon anyways
>>2351190
Oh wow, what a damn shame...
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>>2351190

Well then, seems like that'd happen.

How butthurt is Kabuto and/or Orochimaru gonna be?
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>>2351170
I'm also curious what everyone's thinking of Hiki after all this. We definitely aren't the unstoppable force everyone thought we were.
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>>2351215

I hope Sasu isn't going to get super praised from everyone because of the fight with Kimimaro
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>>2351204
i'm more worried about what will happend to the sound Two and Duigetsu once they report what happend.
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>>2351225

The response is simple

>Figures
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>>2351219
Nobody beside us or Kori saw the fight. It wouldn't make sebse for others to praise him.
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>>2351240

That's true, just gotta make sure we never talk about it.
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>>2351246

Wait, we did tell everyone else that Sasu beat Kimimaro. Fuck. That arrogant ponce is going to get praised for doing something we couldn't and he'll hold it over our heads like the little fuck he is
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>>2351219
Why? Let him have his 5 minutes of fame.
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>>2351240
>>2351246
But Hiki told the group that Sasu turned Mr.Bones into hamburger helper, And Sasu's not letting that fact stay within the group.

But Hiki will heal and Sasu will start jobbing again, so the world will keep turning.
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>>2351257

Because he's a little shitstain is why.

>>2351259

Yeah I remembered, and I suppose that's true. But we better pull triple duty and start to use strategy and jutsu instead of punching everything and make sure Sasu remembers his place as a jobber
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Alright so I just looked at my schedule, and the next few days are gonna' be late shifts. So fuck it, let's determine what everyone's gonna' be doing the next few years.

Stuff to vote on in a few seconds.
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>>2351291

Alright, anybody have ideas to throw out for the future?
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>>2351292
Initiation of Operation: Shogunate.
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>Team Ko and Co.

>1. What will Hiki Focus on in the next two years(pick up to 2)
>A. Work on his Genjutsu
>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin
>C. Attempt to learn a third elemental chakra release(will be Water)
>D. Enhance his durability
>2. Who will he learn from in these two years.(pick one)
>A. The Third
>B. Susumu
>C. Might Guy
>D. Hiashi Hyuga

>3. What will Sasu and Kori work on(pick 2)
>A. Their respective abilities, Sasu for kenjutsu and Kori for her Ice Jutsu.
>B. Teamwork.
>C. Something their bad at. Sasu for Seals and Kori for Taijutsu.
>D. Learn from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(will roll for it)

>4. Ko has changed a lot since the start of the series, and you saved him from retirement. However he also wants to improve some more, but how?(pick one)
>A. He trains with Guy to develop a deadlier version of the Gentle Palm technique.
>B. He learns another elemental release(will roll)
>C. Since he's dating Hotaru, he learns a new fighting style from observing one of her bugs(will roll)
>D. He starts to study under Tsunade and learn more about healing jutsu's.

Vote
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>>2351265
Why? He's no more cocky than naruto or kiba.
The guy turned Kimimaro into chunks of meat, let him have his moment.
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>>2351309
Chaos doesn't like Sasu. I think it's because he wanted us to get with Kori but that got shot down faaaast.
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>>2351307
>>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin
>>C. Attempt to learn a third elemental chakra release(will be Water)
>A. The Third

>A. Their respective abilities, Sasu for kenjutsu and Kori for her Ice Jutsu.
>C. Something their bad at. Sasu for Seals and Kori for Taijutsu.

>A. He trains with Guy to develop a deadlier version of the Gentle Palm technique.
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>>2351307
>1 A&B
>2 Susumu

>3 A&C

>4 D
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>>2351307
>A. Work on his Genjutsu
>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin

>A. The Third
>B. Susumu

>B. Teamwork.
>D. Learn from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(will roll for it)

>D. He starts to study under Tsunade and learn more about healing jutsu's.

>>2351311
If I had realized how shit the naruto female cast is I would have aimed for Kori since the beginning...
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>>2351296

You anon, you have a good vision to share with me

>>2351307

>1.
>A. Work on his Genjutsu
>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin

>2.

>A. The Third

>3. What will Sasu and Kori work on(pick 2)

>B
>D

>4.

>B. He learns another elemental release(will roll)

>>2351309
>>2351311

It's because this faggot yelled at goodest boi Taka, asked Hiki if he had a chance with goodest girl Suzu, and has literally nothing bad happened to him compared to the rest of Ko and co.

Naruto is exempt from the arrogance because he's a good guy all in all. And Kiba is because he calms his shit and has a dog

>>2351323

It says 1 Ellipsesnon, and besides. Hiruzen has better genjutsu than Susumu
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>>2351307
>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin
>D. Enhance his durability
>A. The Third

>C. Something their bad at. Sasu for Seals and Kori for Taijutsu.
>D. Learn from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(will roll for it)

>A. He trains with Guy to develop a deadlier version of the Gentle Palm technique.
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>>2351307
>1
>A. Work on his Genjutsu
>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin
>2
>A. The Third

>3. What will Sasu and Kori work on(pick 2)
>A. Their respective abilities, Sasu for kenjutsu and Kori for her Ice Jutsu.
>B. Teamwork.

>4.
>D. He starts to study under Tsunade and learn more about healing jutsu's.
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>>2351326
>>2351323
Whoops, you are right.
>B. Susumu
I think the stats from the pastebin are outdated, and after all the development with Susumu I like it more than hiruzen.
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>>2351311
Would Hiki be able to combine gentle fist with regular taijutsu? Like basically break bones and fuck with their chakra networks?
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Alright then, winners are....
>1.
>A&B: Hiki will work on his weak ass Genjutsu and also learn more ancient jutsu's from Tesshin.
>2. Will be trained by the Third.
>3. C&D: Kori and Sasu will work on their bad traits, Seals for Sasu and Taijutu for Kori, while also being trained by a random Jounin or higher.
>4. A&D(tied): Trains with Guy to work on a deadlier version of his Gentle Palm, while also training under Tsunade to learn medical jutsu.

Alright not bad not bad.
Now for Kori and Sasu's surprise teacher, roll me 1d5, taking third roll.
>1. Kakashi
>2. Kurenai
>3. Hiashi
>4. Mutaito(Sasu's grandad)
>5. Inoichi(Ino's dad)
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>>2351307
>>1. What will Hiki Focus on in the next two years(pick up to 2)
>>A. Work on his Genjutsu
>>B. Learn more ancient jutsu from Tesshin

>>2. Who will he learn from in these two years.(pick one)
>>A. The Third

>>3. What will Sasu and Kori work on(pick 2)
>>B. Teamwork.
>>D. Learn from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(will roll for it)
>>4. Ko has changed a lot since the start of the series, and you saved him from retirement. However he also wants to improve some more, but how?(pick one)
>>A. He trains with Guy to develop a deadlier version of the Gentle Palm technique.
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2351352
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2351352
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2351352
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>>2351358
>Kurenai
Finally she has something to do in this quest!
OKay writing up the next choices to vote on.
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>>2351348

Well Hiruzen also has decades more experience than Susumu having trained under the First and Second hokage and became the Third hokage. So he probably knows plenty more on genjutsu

>>2351351

Well no, remember that the reason the gentle fist is actually effective for the Hyuga because their Byakugan gives them sight into seeing peoples chakra points.
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>>2351359
moon can you wait a little longer for decisions next time? seems like some people are still posting
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>>2351307
1.
>A and B

2.
>B

3.
>C

4.
>C
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>>2351367
Yeah, and having an important vote all of a sudden without any heads up is unfair to anybody who follows the quest and gives an advantage to the losers who are by their computer all day.

Like me.
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>>2351307
>A & B
>Susumu

We rarely hang out with our uncle, plus maybe we can start mending things between Tesshin and the clan.

>A & C
Have them shore up their weaknesses and enhance their strengths.

>D
Someone's gotta take Sakura's place, right?
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>Sasuke and Sakura

>1. Sasuke is now an official member of the Tetsu Clan, and through your choices in life you've helped him in healing his grudge against Itachi. It's still there however. But in the next two years, how will Sasuke develop?(Pick 2)
>A. He learns from Susumu, the best goddamn Genjutsu Specialist in the Village.
>B. Decides to rummage through the Uchiha compound with Susumu to find some old texts on Uchiha specific jutsu's.
>C. Works on his Sharingan
>D. Learns some medical jutsu under Tsunade.

>2. Also, what does he do on his free time? Pick 2
>A. He works with Suzu at the bakery.
>B. He talks with the Hokage to get the Police Force reinstated, with everyone from any Clan able to join.
>C. He comes across Susumu's stash.(the good stuff)
>D. Decides to start dating Sakura since he's not a little weirdo.

>3. Sakura made it to Chunin. Before even Sasuke. She's more than ecstatic. What does she do in the two years coming?(pick 2)
>A. Continues to learn from Azuma.
>B. Picks up another Jounin trainer(will roll) quickly begins to pick up a moniker as the "Knowledgeable Ninja"
>C. Learns how to build and ride her own motorcycle thanks to her older sister.
>D. Learns medical jutsu under Tsunade.

Voting time for this will be twenty minutes. That should be plenty of time.
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Sorry about the quickness of the voting being closed last time guys. This time I'll ask if everyone's done before I close it.
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>>2351383
1
>A
>C
2
>C
>D
3
>B
>C
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>>2351383

>1.
>B. Decides to rummage through the Uchiha compound with Susumu to find some old texts on Uchiha specific jutsu's.
>C. Works on his Sharingan

>2.

>C. He comes across Susumu's stash.(the good stuff)
>D. Decides to start dating Sakura since he's not a little weirdo.

>3.

>C. Learns how to build and ride her own motorcycle thanks to her older sister.
>D. Learns medical jutsu under Tsunade.

All done here
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>>2351383
>1 A&B
>2 A&D

>3 B&D
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>>2351383
>>A. He learns from Susumu, the best goddamn Genjutsu Specialist in the Village.
>>B. Decides to rummage through the Uchiha compound with Susumu to find some old textson Uchiha specific jutsu's.

>C. He comes across Susumu's stash.(the good stuff)
>D. Decides to start dating Sakura since he's not a little weirdo.
>C. Learns how to build and ride her own motorcycle thanks to her older sister.
>D. Learns medical jutsu under Tsunade.

i wonder if we can turn sasuke into a biker
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2351383
1
>A. He learns from Susumu, the best goddamn Genjutsu Specialist in the Village.
>B. Decides to rummage through the Uchiha compound with Susumu to find some old texts on Uchiha specific jutsu's.

2
>C. He comes across Susumu's stash.(the good stuff)
>D. Decides to start dating Sakura since he's not a little weirdo.
>Mom, how'd you and dad start dating?
>Well honey, he offered me stolen weed.
>REALLY good stolen weed.

3
>D. Learns medical jutsu under Tsunade.
And I dunno for the other one.
1. A
2. B
3. C
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>>2351402

Seems even the dice gods want to see Sakura's motorcycle
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>>2351402
>>2351399
>>2351393
>>2351395
>yfw Biker Sakura
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>>2351383
>>1. Sasuke is now an official member of the Tetsu Clan, and through your choices in life you've helped him in healing his grudge against Itachi. It's still there however. But in the next two years, how will Sasuke develop?(Pick 2)
>>A. He learns from Susumu, the best goddamn Genjutsu Specialist in the Village.
>>C. Works on his Sharingan
This'll make him even better at genjutsu.

>>2. Also, what does he do on his free time? Pick 2
>>A. He works with Suzu at the bakery.
>>B. He talks with the Hokage to get the Police Force reinstated, with everyone from any Clan able to join.
He becomes a cop, learns how to make donuts and gets to be around best girl.

>>3. Sakura made it to Chunin. Before even Sasuke. She's more than ecstatic. What does she do in the two years coming?(pick 2)
>>B. Picks up another Jounin trainer(will roll) quickly begins to pick up a moniker as the "Knowledgeable Ninja"
>>D. Learns medical jutsu under Tsunade.
So basically canon Sakura but less of a cunt and has character development.
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>>2351307
>A. Work on his Genjutsu
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Sakura's sister is kind of a bitch, much like the film version of Ramona Flowers.
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>>2351412
Anon, there is more to vote than that.
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>1.
>A&B: Sasuke works on his Genjutsu with Susumu, and goes through the old Uchiha compound looking for old texts on Uchiha specific Jutsu's.

>2.
>C&D: Sasuke finds some of Susumu's dank weed, and after smoking only a tiny bit he finds himself at Sakura's doorstep, confessing his love to her.
>It was a good day.

>3.
>C&D: Sakura builds her own motorcycle thanks to her sister helping her out. She also takes up learning Medical Jutsu from Tsunade.
>Yfw Sakura travels around on a supped up motorcycle, injecting people with needles.

Alright that seems good.

If everyone done voting so we can move on?
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>>2351430
It's all I care about.
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>>2351432

Sounds good to me bossman
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>>2351432
>after smoking only a tiny bit he finds himself at Sakura's doorstep
Not Suzu's?
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>>2351432
>>C&D: Sasuke finds some of Susumu's dank weed, and after smoking only a tiny bit he finds himself at Sakura's doorstep, confessing his love to her.
Yep, it's perfect.
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>>2351432
You said 20 minutes, so wait the full 20 minutes ya goof.
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>>2351439

You want Sauce to go through what Hiki did with Anko?
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>>2351432
>Sasuke finds some of Susumu's dank weed, and after smoking only a tiny bit he finds himself at Sakura's doorstep, confessing his love to her.
This is that alternate reality version of Sasuke where he fancies himself a Casanova, ain't it?
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>>2351443
Okay.....
>Tfw Tetsu Clan are next....
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>>2351432
2.
>C&D: Sasuke finds some of Susumu's dank weed, and after smoking only a tiny bit he finds himself at Sakura's doorstep, confessing his love to her.
>It was a good day.
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>>2351447
Yes, it will strengthen our brotherhood.
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I wanted to date Sakura tho. What even attracts Sasuke to Sakura? We've had way more involvement with her than he ever has.
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Heck, why doesn't he date Ino since he knows that Sakura likes us?
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TIMES UP!
TETSU CLAN NEXT!
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>>2351383
>1
>A
>B

>2
>B
>D

3
>B
>D
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>>2351433
>>2351455
>I dont care but why does he date Sukuraaaa!?!
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>>2351460
Because the universe doesn't revolve around Hiki.
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>>2351448

Just one where he isn't a murderhobo

>>2351460

Because Sakurafags lost their value the moment the started saying that Sakura with Tsunade's strength training combined with Hiki would make a child that would be SO STRONG, his strength stat would be SOOO BIG
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>>2351471
Don't equate people who liked this version of Sakura for eugenics fags.
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>>2351475

I remember some Sakurafags who went with eugenicsfagging as an argument. Now don't get me wrong: I like this Sakura, I really do, I just don't want to waifu her
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>>2351471
i agree with >>2351475
I like this Sakura, she's much more competent and a decent Hikibowl candidate
BUT i could also see her and sasuke together. I personally hope Moon rolls to see how their relationship plays out
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>>2351471
If any of the girls has inherited strength that would be Karin with her Uzumaki blood. And that would apply only to the females. That's why Temari has the best reward un a eugenics concept.
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>Tetsu Clan

>1. Susumu is a daddy now. With Tsume of all people. Two girls, one boy. All of them a complete hassle. But he loves them. What does Susumu do in these two years?(Pick 2)
>A. Starts selling his dank weed to the Sand. Should make big Ryo from that.
>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.
>C. Tries to find out where Itachi is in the most Susumu way possible, he writes him a letter.
>D. Keeps an eye on Danzo

>2. Taka is a good boy, but now he's growing up to be a swell man! After two years, what has Taka worked on to improve himself?(Pick 2)
>A. His physical abilities. Can't rely on jutsu all the time.
>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.
>C. Worked on his Yin-Yang Release with Mutaito. Remember, he can take any physical damage, convert that to a physical sound note, and then activate that sound note to cause other people or objects damage.
>D. Worked on Tetsu Clan Jutsu's.

>3. Taka also likes to enjoy his free time, duh. What's he been doing(pick 2)
>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.
>C. Took his Chunin Exam.

>4. Suzu's bakery has been booming ever since the Sand shinobi came by and spread word of her delicious thick...bread. How's she handled the new influx of money?(pick 2)
>A. Became the Bread Queen of Konoha. Used the money to buy up more locations so that even more people can enjoy her fluffy delights.
>B. Kept to owning just the single shop, though now there's thirteen floors to it.
>C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.
>D. Has now started taking pictures with everyone who comes in, and putting them on the walls. Still hasn't managed to get one of Danzo yet though.

>Chioyoko is still cute.
>No vote, just keeping you updated.

>5. Sinchu has been through a lot, but he may finally be on the upswing of his life.(Pick 2)
>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>B. He stops gambling...as much.
>C. Holds off on his love life for now.
>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.

>6. Oh also Sinchu did...(Pick 1)
>A. Get a picture of Tsunade naked. Then got caught.
>B. Tried to make amends with Hotaru and Ko, failed, ended up banned from another bar.
>C. Finally got his scooter to stop smelling like fish.
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>>2351480

Yeah I know what you mean, there. But I do remember a partial reason why Sakura wanted Sasuke's dick in the first place and it turns me off of her as a candidate for waifuing for me personally

>>2351485

I know, I just remember some Sakurafag who said that because of Tsunade training Hiki and Sakura would have a kid that could just sneeze and blow up a mountain
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>>2351489
This vote will also be 20 minutes long.
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>>2351489
>>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.
>>C. Tries to find out where Itachi is in the most Susumu way possible, he writes him a letter.

>C. Worked on his Yin-Yang Release with Mutaito. Remember, he can take any physical damage, convert that to a physical sound note, and then activate that sound note to cause other people or objects damage.
>D. Worked on Tetsu Clan Jutsu's.

>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.

>A. Became the Bread Queen of Konoha. Used the money to buy up more locations so that even more people can enjoy her fluffy delights.
>C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.

>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.

>C. Finally got his scooter to stop smelling like fish.
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>>2351489
1
>A. Starts selling his dank weed to the Sand. Should make big Ryo from that.
D I P L O M A T I C
>C. Tries to find out where Itachi is in the most Susumu way possible, he writes him a letter.

2
>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.
>C. Worked on his Yin-Yang Release with Mutaito. Remember, he can take any physical damage, convert that to a physical sound note, and then activate that sound note to cause other people or objects damage.

3
>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.

4
>A. Became the Bread Queen of Konoha. Used the money to buy up more locations so that even more people can enjoy her fluffy delights.
>C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.

5
>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.
Sinchu's hilarious love life must continue

6
>B. Tried to make amends with Hotaru and Ko, failed, ended up banned from another bar.
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>>2351489
1
>C
>D
2
>B
>C
3
>A
>B
4
>B
>C
5
>A
>B
6
>C
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>>2351489

>1.
>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.
>A

>2.

>A. His physical abilities. Can't rely on jutsu all the time.
>C. Worked on his Yin-Yang Release with Mutaito. Remember, he can take any physical damage, convert that to a physical sound note, and then activate that sound note to cause other people or objects damage.

>3.

>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>C. Took his Chunin Exam.

>4.

>A
>C

>5.

>A
>D

>6.

>C.
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>>2351489
>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.

Why am I so indecisive?
1. C
2. D

>A. His physical abilities. Can't rely on jutsu all the time.
>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.

>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.

>B. Kept to owning just the single shop, though now there's thirteen floors to it.
>C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.

>B. He stops gambling...as much.
>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.
pic related.

>C. Finally got his scooter to stop smelling like fish.
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>>2351508
Is that pic for Sinchu telling Susumu's he proud, or the fact that his scooter doesn't smell anymore?
Or both?
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>>2351489
>>Tetsu Clan
>>1. Susumu is a daddy now. With Tsume of all people. Two girls, one boy. All of them a complete hassle. But he loves them. What does Susumu do in these two years?(Pick 2)
>>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.
>>C. Tries to find out where Itachi is in the most Susumu way possible, he writes him a letter.

>>2. Taka is a good boy, but now he's growing up to be a swell man! After two years, what has Taka worked on to improve himself?(Pick 2)
>>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.
>>D. Worked on Tetsu Clan Jutsu's.

>>3. Taka also likes to enjoy his free time, duh. What's he been doing(pick 2)
>>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>>C. Took his Chunin Exam.

>>4. Suzu's bakery has been booming ever since the Sand shinobi came by and spread word of her delicious thick...bread. How's she handled the new influx of money?(pick 2)
>>B. Kept to owning just the single shop, though now there's thirteen floors to it.
>>C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.

>>Chioyoko is still cute.
>>No vote, just keeping you updated.

>>5. Sinchu has been through a lot, but he may finally be on the upswing of his life.(Pick 2)
>>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.

>>6. Oh also Sinchu did...(Pick 1)
>>A. Get a picture of Tsunade naked. Then got caught.
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>>2351489
1
>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.
>C. Tries to find out where Itachi is in the most Susumu way possible, he writes him a letter.

2
>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.
>C. Worked on his Yin-Yang Release with Mutaito. Remember, he can take any physical damage, convert that to a physical sound note, and then activate that sound note to cause other people or objects damage.

3
>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.

4
>A. Became the Bread Queen of Konoha. Used the money to buy up more locations so that even more people can enjoy her fluffy delights.
C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.

5
>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.

6
>C. Finally got his scooter to stop smelling like fish.
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>>2351510
When Sinchu crams a V8 engine into his scooter, then we can shed manly tears for it.
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Gonna' start countin' the votes, still got like six minutes though.
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>>2351489
1. Susumu is a daddy now. With Tsume of all people. Two girls, one boy. All of them a complete hassle. But he loves them. What does Susumu do in these two years?(Pick 2)

>B. Tries to bury the hatchet with Hiashi and the other Hyugas....okay just the other Hyuga's, fuck Hiashi.
>D. Keeps an eye on Danzo

2. Taka is a good boy, but now he's growing up to be a swell man! After two years, what has Taka worked on to improve himself?(Pick 2)

>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.
>D. Worked on Tetsu Clan Jutsu's.

3. Taka also likes to enjoy his free time, duh. What's he been doing(pick 2)
>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.

4. Suzu's bakery has been booming ever since the Sand shinobi came by and spread word of her delicious thick...bread. How's she handled the new influx of money?(pick 2)
>B. Kept to owning just the single shop, though now there's thirteen floors to it.
>C.
5. Sinchu has been through a lot, but he may finally be on the upswing of his life.(Pick 2)
>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>D. Tells Susumu that he's proud to be his nephew.

>6. Oh also Sinchu did...(Pick 1)
>C. Finally got his scooter to stop smelling fish.
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>1.
>B&C: Susumu tries to bury the hatchet with the Hyuga's, though still thinks Hiashi is a bitch ass fool. He also writes up a shit ton of letters, and sends them out into the wild. Uses special ink that only Uchiha can see, so that he can try to contact Itachi.

>2.
>B&C: Taka decides to work under Tsunade, learning how to heal people with Jutsu's, while at the same time working on his Yin-Yang Release with Mutaito. His abilities are scary good, as his Chakra control is unmatched in this generation.

>3.
>A&B: Still a Genin, Taka has plenty of time to hang with his friends. His friendship with Hanabi is stronger than ever, and the members of the Hyuga Clan enjoy his presence around the Compound. At the same time he's becoming closer with Sai, opening him up. Taka is a good boy.

>4.
>B&C: Suzu kept to the single shop, though now it's easily the tallest building in all of Konoha. Some say it looks like a shapely thigh sticking up. Because of the upgrade to the building, Suzu hired on more staff to help her out.

>5.
>A&D: Sinchu heads off with Naruto, Jiraiya, and Karin, but not before telling his uncle Susumu how proud he is to be his nephew. Sinchu has grown as a person.

>6.
>C: Also his scooter doesn't smell like bitch ass fish fucks anymore.

That's what I've counted out so far, pretty sure that's correct.

And I think the voting is closed now. Everyone cool?
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>>2351489
Susume
A. Starts selling his dank weed to the Sand. Should make big Ryo from that.

Taka
>A. His physical abilities. Can't rely on jutsu all the time
>B. Decided to learn some healing jutsu from Tsunade. He likes helping people after all.

Taka 2.
>A. Hanging out with Hanabi, their friendship is deep.
>B. Still making friends with Sai. He's a lot like Hiki in a way.

Suzu
>C. Hired a bunch of waitresses and waiters. She needs all the help she can get.
>B. Kept to owning just the single shop, though now there's thirteen floors to it.

Sinchu
>A. He goes with Jiraiya and Naruto, and Karin, when they leave the Village. He can learn from them.
>B. He stops gambling...as much.

Sinchu 2
>A. Get a picture of Tsunade naked. Then got caught.
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>>2351551
Definitely, i think taking a while on these important votes is valuable
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Alright then, moving on to Karin and Naruto.
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>>2351551

It's fine
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>>2351489
Sorry. I forgot to pick up second susume option. from her >>2351553

>C. Tries to find out where Itachi is in the most Susumu way possible, he writes him a letter.
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>>2351551
Looking back I kinda wish we had voted to sell weed on the sand but besides that, yep its all great.
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>>2351551
Fine by me
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So wait if Sinchu got a picture of tsunade but got caugth does that mean he still has the picture or was it taken from him?

Also was it Tsunade real appearance or was her naked in her genjutsu form?
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>1. Has Naruto changed all that much since this journey started? Eh, here and there maybe. He's definitely better at Genjutsu now that's for sure. But he's about to head out on his journey with Jiraiya and the others, what did he do before leaving Konoha? Pick 2
>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>B. Got an all you can eat coupon from Ichiraku's to use when he gets back....yes it can be used as a group Sinchu.
>C. Got a bunch of Genjutsu books from Iruka before he left. And a hug.
>D. Promised Hiki a fight when he returned. Hiki is happy because of this.

>2. Karin has probably had her journey affected the most. For the better even. What are some things she'll focus on in the next two years, journeying with the others? Pick 2
>A. Practice the Rasengan with Naruto.
>B. Learn more Jounin level jutsu from Sinchu.
>C. Work more on her sealing. Traps, hand signs, stuff like that.
>D. Using her Chest Chains in battle.

>3. What's this? Before Naruto had a chance to leave the village it seems that little itty bitty Chiyoko Tetsu had snuck into the local adoption building and stole some of their documents. Don't ask how a eight year old did this, she just did. It seems she's officially adopted Naruto. How did he take this? Pick 1.
>A. Horrified, an eight year old is now his step-mother.
>B. Laugh it off, technically this means he and Sasuke are now officially brothers.
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>>2351580
Twenty minute vote time again.
>>2351578
If it were her actual appearance he wouldn't be alive. She'd have murdered his ass.
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>>2351580
1
>A
>C
2
>A
>D
3
>B
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>>2351580
>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>B. Got an all you can eat coupon from Ichiraku's to use when he gets back....yes it can be used as a group Sinchu.

>A. Practice the Rasengan with Naruto.
>B. Learn more Jounin level jutsu from Sinchu.

>B. Laugh it off, technically this means he and Sasuke are now officially brothers.

YES
OH MOST GLORIOUS OF DAYS
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>>2351580

>1.
>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>D. Promised Hiki a fight when he returned. Hiki is happy because of this.

>2.

>A. Practice the Rasengan with Naruto.
>B. Learn more Jounin level jutsu from Sinchu.

>3.

>B. Laugh it off, technically this means he and Sasuke are now officially brothers.
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>>2351593
Second
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>>2351580

Naruto
>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>C. Got a bunch of Genjutsu books from Iruka before he left. And a hug.

Karin
>A. Practice the Rasengan with Naruto.
>C. Work more on her sealing. Traps, hand signs, stuff like that.

Naruto 2
>A. Horrified, an eight year old is now his step-mother.
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>>2351580
1.
>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>C. Got a bunch of Genjutsu books from Iruka before he left. And a hug.

2.
>A. Practice the Rasengan with Naruto.
>D. Using her Chest Chains in battle.

3
>B
I think A would be more in character from the show, but dammit i want nart to actually show some development
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>>2351580
>B. Got an all you can eat coupon from Ichiraku's to use when he gets back....yes it can be used as a group Sinchu.
>C. Got a bunch of Genjutsu books from Iruka before he left. And a hug.

>B. Learn more Jounin level jutsu from Sinchu.
>D. Using her Chest Chains in battle.
>E. Bringing her astronomical "I'm a Cunt" Score down.

>B. Laugh it off, technically this means he and Sasuke are now officially brothers.
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>>2351580

1.
>A
>D

2.
>B
>D

3.
>B
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>>2351580
>>1. Has Naruto changed all that much since this journey started? Eh, here and there maybe. He's definitely better at Genjutsu now that's for sure. But he's about to head out on his journey with Jiraiya and the others, what did he do before leaving Konoha? Pick 2
>>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>>C. Got a bunch of Genjutsu books from Iruka before he left. And a hug.

>>2. Karin has probably had her journey affected the most. For the better even. What are some things she'll focus on in the next two years, journeying with the others? Pick 2
>>B. Learn more Jounin level jutsu from Sinchu.
>>C. Work more on her sealing. Traps, hand signs, stuff like that.

>>3. What's this? Before Naruto had a chance to leave the village it seems that little itty bitty Chiyoko Tetsu had snuck into the local adoption building and stole some of their documents. Don't ask how a eight year old did this, she just did. It seems she's officially adopted Naruto. How did he take this? Pick 1.
>>B. Laugh it off, technically this means he and Sasuke are now officially brothers.
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Ten minutes to go, gonna' start counting up the votes.
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>>2351584
I have noticed you didn't say he has managed to keep or that he lost the picture to.
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>>2351580
Naruto
>A. Gave Hinata his old goggles he used to wear. Awwww.
>C. Got a bunch of Genjutsu books from Iruka before he left. And a hug.

Karin
>B. Learn more Jounin level jutsu from Sinchu.
>C. Work more on her sealing. Traps, hand signs, stuff like that.

Naruto 2
>A. Horrified, an eight year old is now his step-mother.
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>1.
>A&C: Naruto gave Hinata his old goggles, the two of them then didn't admit any feelings for each other because they're both overpowered idiots. Then Nart got some Genjutsu books from Iruka, who hugged him and told him how great he was. Nart cried like a little bitch. Then Iruka started bitch crying, then Kakashi showed up, saw what was happening with his Sharingang, and then turned 360 degrees and moonwalked out of there.

>2.
>A&C: Karin practices the Rasengan with Naruto and also works on her sealing. Before long she's actually found a way to make Rasengan traps. Yes, it takes a lot of chakra and time, but now she usually keeps three Rasengan tags on her at a time, and can set them off for remote detonation. Bad ass.

>3.
>A: Sweet, now Nart gets to celebrate Tetsumas.

If everyone's good with that, we'll move on to the next bunch. Guy's team.
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>>2351632
I'm okay with it.

Also what happend to Kin?The sound girl.
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>>2351632

Sounds Bueno, let's move on to the most YOUTHful team in the Leaf
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>>2351632
I wanted a Rasengan+ Chain Flail, maybe next time...
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>>2351636
Doing Neutral Evil puppet things. Scaring children, teasing Kiba to hide she likes him, etc.
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>>2351638
that makes zero sense and i completely support it
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>Team Guy!

>1. Holy shit what happened to Lee over the course of this journey huh? He can use Chakra now! And though he may have lost to Neji at the Chunin Exams, that won't stop him! How much did he grow during these two years? Pick 2
>A. Lee continue's to work on his Scorch Release, somehow including it into every move and jutsu he knows!
>B. Works on his Shadow Clones some more, more Chibi Lee's!
>C. Takes up the manly art of using Nunchaku!
>D. Gets. Even. Faster.

>2. Neji's gotten that stick out of his ass even faster than was intended, surprised there aren't any splinters up there. How's he doing in these two years? Pick 2.
>A. Continues to work on the Eight Gates, he's gotta' catch up to Lee after all.
>B. Learns more Hyuga techniques, growing his knowledge and skills.
>C. Decides to learn a bit from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(Will roll for it when I ask)
>D. Trains with Hinata when he can.

>3. Hohohoho, Tenten was a Chunin before either Lee or Neji, she's gonna' hold this over them for a while. That being said, how much did she improve in the two years coming up? Pick 2.
>A. Trains with the Third Hokage(and by extension Hiki), on how to use battle staffs. Gets an ape summon from this.
>B. Starts designing extremely crazy weapon designs for use in battle. Multi-jointed swords, electric shuriken, you name it, she builds it.
>C. Keeps training in how to use the Eight Gates. If only to humor Guy Sensei.
>D. Learned some medical jutsu from Tsunade.

4. Also, who does Tenten have a crush on?
>A. Lee
>B. Neji
>Not a real option but this should make you laugh: Guy Sensei!
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>>2351651
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>A
>B
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>A
>D
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>A
>B
4
>B
Mari will become part of our canon
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>>2351651
>A. Lee continue's to work on his Scorch Release, somehow including it into every move and jutsu he knows!
>C. Takes up the manly art of using Nunchaku!
>not auto including A in all votes

>B. Learns more Hyuga techniques, growing his knowledge and skills.
>D. Trains with Hinata when he can.

>A. Trains with the Third Hokage(and by extension Hiki), on how to use battle staffs. Gets an ape summon from this.
>B. Starts designing extremely crazy weapon designs for use in battle. Multi-jointed swords, electric shuriken, you name it, she builds it.

>A. Lee
I swear to god, if Neji wins I'm gonna castrate myself, find out who you are and make you eat my dick's rotting remains.
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>>2351651

>1.

>A. Lee continue's to work on his Scorch Release, somehow including it into every move and jutsu he knows!
>D. Gets. Even. Faster.

Lee will be one fast boi

>2.

>B. Learns more Hyuga techniques, growing his knowledge and skills.
>A. Continues to work on the Eight Gates, he's gotta' catch up to Lee after all.

>3.

>B. Starts designing extremely crazy weapon designs for use in battle. Multi-jointed swords, electric shuriken, you name it, she builds it.
>C. Keeps training in how to use the Eight Gates. If only to humor Guy Sensei.

>4

>B. Neji
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>>2351651
>>A. Lee continue's to work on his Scorch Release, somehow including it into every move and jutsu he knows!
>>D. Gets. Even. Faster.
turn this boy into a meteor

>A. Continues to work on the Eight Gates, he's gotta' catch up to Lee after all.
>B. Learns more Hyuga techniques, growing his knowledge and skills.

>A. Trains with the Third Hokage(and by extension Hiki), on how to use battle staffs. Gets an ape summon from this.
>C. Keeps training in how to use the Eight Gates. If only to humor Guy Sensei.
best girl
>A. Lee
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>>2351651
>>Team Guy!
>>1. Holy shit what happened to Lee over the course of this journey huh? He can use Chakra now! And though he may have lost to Neji at the Chunin Exams, that won't stop him! How much did he grow during these two years? Pick 2
>>A. Lee continue's to work on his Scorch Release, somehow including it into every move and jutsu he knows!
>>D. Gets. Even. Faster.

>>2. Neji's gotten that stick out of his ass even faster than was intended, surprised there aren't any splinters up there. How's he doing in these two years? Pick 2.
>>A. Continues to work on the Eight Gates, he's gotta' catch up to Lee after all.
>>B. Learns more Hyuga techniques, growing his knowledge and skills.

>>3. Hohohoho, Tenten was a Chunin before either Lee or Neji, she's gonna' hold this over them for a while. That being said, how much did she improve in the two years coming up? Pick 2.
>>A. Trains with the Third Hokage(and by extension Hiki), on how to use battle staffs. Gets an ape summon from this.
>>B. Starts designing extremely crazy weapon designs for use in battle. Multi-jointed swords, electric shuriken, you name it, she builds it.

>4. Also, who does Tenten have a crush on?
>>A. Lee
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>>2351651

>1. Holy shit what happened to Lee over the course of this journey huh? He can use Chakra now! And though he may have lost to Neji at the Chunin Exams, that won't stop him! How much did he grow during these two years? Pick 2
>A. Lee continue's to work on his Scorch Release, somehow including it into every move and jutsu he knows!
>B. Works on his Shadow Clones some more, more Chibi Lee's!

>2. Neji's gotten that stick out of his ass even faster than was intended, surprised there aren't any splinters up there. How's he doing in these two years? Pick 2.
>A. Continues to work on the Eight Gates, he's gotta' catch up to Lee after all.
>C. Decides to learn a bit from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(Will roll for it when I ask)

>3. Hohohoho, Tenten was a Chunin before either Lee or Neji, she's gonna' hold this over them for a while. That being said, how much did she improve in the two years coming up? Pick 2.

>B. Starts designing extremely crazy weapon designs for use in battle. Multi-jointed swords, electric shuriken, you name it, she builds it.
>C. Keeps training in how to use the Eight Gates. If only to humor Guy Sensei.

4. Also, who does Tenten have a crush on?
>A. Lee
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>>2351651
Lee
>B. Works on his Shadow Clones some more, more Chibi Lee's!
>C. Takes up the manly art of using Nunchaku!

Neji.
>B. Learns more Hyuga techniques, growing his knowledge and skills.
>C. Decides to learn a bit from a random Jounin or higher shinobi(Will roll for it when I ask)

Tenten.
>A. Trains with the Third Hokage(and by extension Hiki), on how to use battle staffs. Gets an ape summon from this.
>D. Learned some medical jutsu from Tsunade.

>B. Neji

This might be bit cliched to have Girl healer, but medical jutsus are just, so useful
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>>2351651
>Guy Sensei
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Alright gonna' start counting up the votes then.
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>1.
>A&D: Nobody really thought it was possible, but it seems like Lee got even faster than before. Some say he even leaves behind him a scorching streak of fire, his footprints singed into the very earth itself.

>2.
>A&B: Neji seems to have razor sharp focus when it comes to things he wants to improve on. His fight with Kidomaro, while mostly in his favor, revealed some flaws in the Hyuga's Byakugan to him. He plans to fix that while also improving upon his learning of the Eight Gates. Him and Lee spar with each other almost daily now.

>3.
>A&B: Tenten isn't just concerned with using every weapon she can get her hands on, she wants to start making new ones. Pretty soon every weapon she uses has some sort of secret gimmick or use that helps her in battle. Not only that, but she begins training with the Third, and by extension Hiki, on how to use a battle staff. She's really proving to be a deadly kunoichi.

>4.
>A: Oh god she has a crush on Lee. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?

Okay so if everyone else is cool, we can move on to the next group, Kurenai's Team.
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>>2351703
>A: Oh god she has a crush on Lee. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?
Nothing else matters now. This is the Best Timeline.
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>>2351703
Tenten is bloodborne now!
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>>2351703

All good
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>>2351710
>Bloodborne Tenten
Oh you just gave me the best idea for a side-mission
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>Team Kurenai

>1. So yeah, Kiba's been...around a bit right? He technically Hiki and Taka's cousin now, weird, and Susumu's his step-daddy, weirder. Still, how's he gonna' change in the next two years? Pick 2
>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>B. Susumu gets him to learn some Genjutsu since very few of the brats in the Village wanna' learn that shit.
>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.
>D. He gets to sign a contract for the Ninja Hounds, just like Kakashi. He's still bottom bitch though.

>2. Shino...Shino Shino Shino. Weird how he kept popping up a lot huh? Pick 2.
>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>B. He adds bullet ants to his hive.
>C. Hinata needs someone to train with, so he obliges. His insects aren't happy, but he gains some Taijutsu skills out of it.
>D. Trains with Kurenai more to learn Genjutsu skills.

>3. Hey....what's been going on with Ino and Shino?
>A. Nothing, Shino's just weird.
>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

>4. Hinata has been through a lot. Curse Mark'd by Orochimaru and then very nearly leaving the Village for him, she now under constant surveillance. Pick 2.
>A. Tries to get a handle on the Curse Mark. Even if she doesn't like it, it's too useful in combat.
>B. Trains with her father and sister, increasing her use of the Gentle Palm.
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.
>D. Decides to learn some medical jutsu from Tsunade, it's a non-violent way of helping people and it helps her relax.

>5. Finally....Did Hiashi become Hokage?
>A. No
>B. Yes.
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>>2351732
>>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.
>>D. He gets to sign a contract for the Ninja Hounds, just like Kakashi. He's still bottom bitch though.

>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>C. Hinata needs someone to train with, so he obliges. His insects aren't happy, but he gains some Taijutsu skills out of it.

>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

>A. Tries to get a handle on the Curse Mark. Even if she doesn't like it, it's too useful in combat.
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.
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>>2351732
>>B. Yes.
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>>2351732

>1.
>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

>2

>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>B. He adds bullet ants to his hive.

Moon you made Shino too OP here

>3.

>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

>4.

B. Trains with her father and sister, increasing her use of the Gentle Palm.
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.

>5.

>A. No
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>>2351732
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>D
2
>A
>B
3
>B
4
>A
>B
5
>B
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2351732
>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

>B. He adds bullet ants to his hive.
>D. Trains with Kurenai more to learn Genjutsu skills.

>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?
2 cute

>B. Trains with her father and sister, increasing her use of the Gentle Palm.
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.
Also Moon, it's Gentle Fist. I noticed you said Gentle Palm a couple times now. Unless you homebrewed something and I missed it?

1. Hiashi no.
2. Hiashi yes.
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>>2351732
>>B. Susumu gets him to learn some Genjutsu since very few of the brats in the Village wanna' learn that shit.
>>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

>>C. Hinata needs someone to train with, so he obliges. His insects aren't happy, but he gains some Taijutsu skills out of it.
I wanna see Shino do the man-beast fusion and use Terraformars skills.

>>A. Nothing, Shino's just weird.

>>E. Gets sealed the hell up, Hanabi is heir now.

>>C. I dunno
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>>2351732
>>Team Kurenai
>>1. So yeah, Kiba's been...around a bit right? He technically Hiki and Taka's cousin now, weird, and Susumu's his step-daddy, weirder. Still, how's he gonna' change in the next two years? Pick 2
>>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

>>2. Shino...Shino Shino Shino. Weird how he kept popping up a lot huh? Pick 2.
>>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>>B. He adds bullet ants to his hive.


>>3. Hey....what's been going on with Ino and Shino?
>>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

>>4. Hinata has been through a lot. Curse Mark'd by Orochimaru and then very nearly leaving the Village for him, she now under constant surveillance. Pick 2.
>>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.
>>D. Decides to learn some medical jutsu from Tsunade, it's a non-violent way of helping people and it helps her relax.

>>5. Finally....Did Hiashi become Hokage?
>>B. Yes.
[Angry Susumu noises]
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>>2351732
>>2351745
Actually, changing my "I dunno" to "Yes," cuz that'll tick off Chaos.

>>B. Yes.
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>>2351751

Fuck you
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>>2351732
Kiba
>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

No pain, no gains.

Shino.
>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>D. Trains with Kurenai more to learn Genjutsu skills.

Shino 2.
>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

Hinata
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.
>D. Decides to learn some medical jutsu from Tsunade, it's a non-violent way of helping people and it helps her relax.

Hiashi.
>A. No
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>>2351732
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>C
>B
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>B
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>A
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What's wrong with having Hiashi as Hokage? He will make the government more representative of the people's needs and interests.
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Counting up the votes....
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>>2351732
>1. So yeah, Kiba's been...around a bit right? He technically Hiki and Taka's cousin now, weird, and Susumu's his step-daddy, weirder. Still, how's he gonna' change in the next two years? Pick 2
>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

>2. Shino...Shino Shino Shino. Weird how he kept popping up a lot huh? Pick 2.
>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>B. He adds bullet ants to his hive.

>3. Hey....what's been going on with Ino and Shino?
>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

>4. Hinata has been through a lot. Curse Mark'd by Orochimaru and then very nearly leaving the Village for him, she now under constant surveillance. Pick 2.
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.
>D. Decides to learn some medical jutsu from Tsunade, it's a non-violent way of helping people and it helps her relax.

>5. Finally....Did Hiashi become Hokage?
>B. Yes.
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>>2351765

Is being communist worth it to anger me?
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>>2351732

>A. He has unlimited access to Hiki now, he uses it to train. It's painful. VERY painful.
>C. He learns the Man-Beast Fusion, just like Kori did.

>A. Still hangs around Taka a lot, the two of them work on their chakra control, refining that shit till it shines.
>B. He adds bullet ants to his hive

>B. Oh wow are they dating? When did THAT Happen?

>B. Trains with her father and sister, increasing her use of the Gentle Palm.
>C. Trains with Guy, she can go all out with him. Learns the Brutal Palm.

>A. No
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>>2351776
Better communism than chaos, it's what the Boss would've wanted.
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>>2351779

Yeah because communism doesn't cause chaos at all. I'd rather eat thanks
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>>2351785
Just like a true burger would say, lardo.
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>>2351790

Starve more redboi
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>>2351790
>>2351795
What if we just ate the children? Less mouths to feed and more meat to eat.
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>>2351795
Oh, my, god, you can't just call someone red!
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>1.
>A&C: Kiba is technically related to Hiki now, so why not train with him? The long, painful hours of constant push ups, running laps, and sparing make Kiba's very bones ache. But all this training helps him. He might not be crazy strong like Hiki, or crazy fast like Lee, but anybody that tries to fuck with him in a fist fight will regret it. Not to mention he's learned how to use the Man-Beast Fusion Jutsu, increasing his power even more in a pinch.

>2.
>A&B: For some odd reason Shino gets along well with Taka. Well, maybe it's not that odd, Taka is a good boy after all. The two of them most of the two years working on their chakra control, refining it and building it up till it's a thing of beauty. Shino also adds Bullet Ants to his hive, because they hurt like hell when they bite.

>3.
>B: Huh, so Shino and Ino are dating now...that's weird. Then again she does run a flower shop, and bugs do love the scent of flowers...or Shino's just a weirdo and likes blondes.

>4.
>B&C: Hinata has a lot of pent up frustration these days, whether that's due to puberty or the curse mark, nobody really knows. However she does spend a lot more time working on her Taijutsu, training and sparing with her father and sister, while at the same time sparing with Guy when she can. This helps Hinata develop a very deadly and very powerful version of the Gentle Palm known as the Brutal Palm. She can literally slap holes into people.

>5.
>Hiashi is now the Hokage. After retrieving his daughter back and not having to worry about her in Orochimaru's clutches, he was able to go through with the election process and the people of Konoha voted for who they wanted as their Hokage. It was a...very landslide victory for him. Not putting Tsunade down or anything, but she hasn't been seen in years, and Hiashi is a well known, and powerful, person in the Village.

Huh, so Hiashi really is the Fifth Hokage. Weird.

Okay getting the next one's ready, INOSHIKACHO!
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>>2351800

I refuse this timeline
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>>2351800
>hiashi is the hokage
BUT IT WAS HER TURN
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>>2351814
She don't even wanna be Hokage.
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>INOSHIKACHO!
>They haven't done jack shit in 19 threads, huh?

>1. Shikamaru ain't a Chunin, and he hasn't really done much has he? What do you think he does, if anything, in the two years since? Pick 2.
>A. His mom threatens to get on his case every day if he doesn't start applying himself. Getting yelled at is too much of a drag so he starts to try at least.
>B. Shikamaru's mom tells him that she signed him up for special training. When asked who, she opens up the front door and reveals that it was Susumu standing there the whole time. Can these two get anywhere with each other? Eh.
>C. Choji and Ino will become Chunins and then he'll be left in the dust, by himself. Shikamaru doesn't like that, so he starts to become a better Shinobi so they can all stick together at least.
>D. Asuma has Guy switch him Neji for Shikamaru for about three months. Sometimes you just gotta' push the chic out of the nest.

>2. Choji has done shit since this journey started. Let's fix that. Pick 2.
>A. Begins training with Hiki when he can, like they used to back in the day. Afterwards it's a ramen eating contest. So far Choji hasn't lost once. Hiki still tries though.
>B. Figures out how to use the Giant Jutsu like the rest of his clan.
>C. Asks Asuma to teach him some cool moves with swords and blades.
>D. Learns to use his elemental release with his regular moves and other jutsu's.

>3. Ino...Ino has done some stuff at least. Pick 2.
>A. Learns some medical jutsu from Tsunade.
>B. Starts to incorporate her botanical knowledge into her shinobi life. Poisons from certain plants, tracking scents, or just summoning up a bunch of thorny vines to use on enemies. Stuff like that.
>C. Learns more about bugs from Shino, gets a Ladybug summon because she thinks they're super cute.
>D. Starts to really learn how to use her Mind-Switch Jutsu, to the point she can reflect it off water and mirrors or any reflective surface.
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>>2351827
>B. Shikamaru's mom tells him that she signed him up for special training. When asked who, she opens up the front door and reveals that it was Susumu standing there the whole time. Can these two get anywhere with each other? Eh.
>Hey kid, wanna get high and complain about our mothers?
>C. Choji and Ino will become Chunins and then he'll be left in the dust, by himself. Shikamaru doesn't like that, so he starts to become a better Shinobi so they can all stick together at least.

>A. Begins training with Hiki when he can, like they used to back in the day. Afterwards it's a ramen eating contest. So far Choji hasn't lost once. Hiki still tries though.
>D. Learns to use his elemental release with his regular moves and other jutsu's.

>C. Learns more about bugs from Shino, gets a Ladybug summon because she thinks they're super cute.
>D. Starts to really learn how to use her Mind-Switch Jutsu, to the point she can reflect it off water and mirrors or any reflective surface.
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>>2351827
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>B
>C
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>D
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>C
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>>2351827
>>INOSHIKACHO!

>>1. Shikamaru ain't a Chunin, and he hasn't really done much has he? What do you think he does, if anything, in the two years since? Pick 2.
>>A. His mom threatens to get on his case every day if he doesn't start applying himself. Getting yelled at is too much of a drag so he starts to try at least.
>>B. Shikamaru's mom tells him that she signed him up for special training. When asked who, she opens up the front door and reveals that it was Susumu standing there the whole time. Can these two get anywhere with each other? Eh.

>>2. Choji has done shit since this journey started. Let's fix that. Pick 2.
>>B. Figures out how to use the Giant Jutsu like the rest of his clan.
>>D. Learns to use his elemental release with his regular moves and other jutsu's.

>>3. Ino...Ino has done some stuff at least. Pick 2.
>>B. Starts to incorporate her botanical knowledge into her shinobi life. Poisons from certain plants, tracking scents, or just summoning up a bunch of thorny vines to use on enemies. Stuff like that.
>>C. Learns more about bugs from Shino, gets a Ladybug summon because she thinks they're super cute.
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>>2351827
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>A
>B
2.
>A
>B
3.
>B
>C
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>>2351827
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>B
>C

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>D

3
>B
>C
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>>2351827
Shikamaru
>C. Choji and Ino will become Chunins and then he'll be left in the dust, by himself.

>D. Asuma has Guy switch him Neji for Shikamaru for about three months. Sometimes you just gotta' push the chic out of the nest.

Choji
>A. Begins training with Hiki when he can, like they used to back in the day. Afterwards it's a ramen eating contest. So far Choji hasn't lost once. Hiki still tries though.

>D. Learns to use his elemental release with his regular moves and other jutsu's.

Ino
>B. Starts to incorporate her botanical knowledge into her shinobi life. Poisons from certain plants, tracking scents, or just summoning up a bunch of thorny vines to use on enemies. Stuff like that.

>D. Starts to really learn how to use her Mind-Switch Jutsu, to the point she can reflect it off water and mirrors or any reflective surface.
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Alright, I'll count up the votes and then post up the last thing ya'll need to vote on.

Sand Siblings.
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>>2351850
What about Suigetsu?
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>>2351850

I'm sorry. And that looks ok Moon.
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>1.
>B&C: Shikamaru's mommy forces him to get trained by Susumu since they're both no good lazy assholes, but at least Susumu made something of himself and killed Orochimaru. Susumu doesn't like this, but it's not like he's gonna' say no to her. At first Shikamaru isn't at all in favor of this either, but realizes that Choji and Ino will become Chunin soon, and he'll be by himself. So he forces himself to actually take it seriously. And yeah Shikamaru learns some dank ass Jutsu's

>2.
>A&D: Seems Choji is more than a little mad that he didn't get a chance to join up with the others to help rescue Hinata. That and he doesn't hang with Hiki as much as he used to. Choji decides to start training with Hiki again, a grueling affair, and soon goes from fat to Bear mode over the course of two years. He also manages to include his elemental release, Earth, with his regular move set. He's still a fat ass, but now he can at least fight.

>3.
>B&C: Ino is dating Shino...and they oddly get along well. Ino starts to learn more about the insects just as Shino learns more about the flowers, and in the process Ino gets a ladybug summon, because they're super cute, duh. Not to mention she begins to incorporate poisons and scents into her moveset, as well as thorny whips. And high heels. No idea what that last one is about though.

If everyone's fine with that, we'll get to the Sand Siblings.
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>Sand Siblings

>1. Gaara is Hiki's bestest friend ever. Oh and he's not a pyscho anymore. Props. Pick 2.
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>B. Gaara still trains with Killer B, and...develops a terrible sense of rap and incorporates it into his fighting style.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.
>D. Works with other Sand shinobi to hunt down Orochimaru and put him down once and for all.

>2. Kankuro...he's still there. Pick 2.
>A. Turns out there may have been something going on between him and Kin. Freaky puppet pervert. He stops by Konoha a lot to do repairs on her, and the two develop a thing.
>B. Starts to develop super strong puppets that he has Hiki punch on. He's gone through...a lot of puppets.
>C. Learns to control even more puppets at a time, enough to take on a whole castle!
>D. Starts trading building secrets with Tenten. The two incorporate different things from the others notes into their designs. Therefor, Kankuro's puppets start to become way more offensive based.

>3. Temari hasn't given up on Hiki, not by a long shot. She's also consistently still the strongest kunoichi around. Pick 2.
>A. Tells Hiki how she feels about him, in the bluntest way possible.
>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
>C. Starts throwing explosive tags into her moveset, explosive winds and all that.
>D. Is considered next in line to be the Kazekage.
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>>2351885
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>A. Turns out there may have been something going on between him and Kin. Freaky puppet pervert. He stops by Konoha a lot to do repairs on her, and the two develop a thing.
>C. Learns to control even more puppets at a time, enough to take on a whole castle!

>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
>C. Starts throwing explosive tags into her moveset, explosive winds and all that.
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>>2351885
1.
>A
>C
2.
>C
>D
3.
>A
>D
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>>2351885
1
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

2

>A. Turns out there may have been something going on between him and Kin. Freaky puppet pervert. He stops by Konoha a lot to do repairs on her, and the two develop a thing.
>B. Starts to develop super strong puppets that he has Hiki punch on. He's gone through...a lot of puppets.

3
>A. Tells Hiki how she feels about him, in the bluntest way possible.
>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
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>>2351885
1.
>A
>C

2
>A
>D
Tenten-Kankuro-Kin-Neji love quadrangle when?

3
>B
>D
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>>2351885

>1.
>B. Gaara still trains with Killer B, and...develops a terrible sense of rap and incorporates it into his fighting style.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>2.

>C. Learns to control even more puppets at a time, enough to take on a whole castle!
>D. Starts trading building secrets with Tenten. The two incorporate different things from the others notes into their designs. Therefor, Kankuro's puppets start to become way more offensive based.

>3.

>A. Tells Hiki how she feels about him, in the bluntest way possible.
>D. Is considered next in line to be the Kazekage.
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>>2351885
1
>A
>C

2
>A
>D

3
>A
>B
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>>2351885
>>1. Gaara is Hiki's bestest friend ever. Oh and he's not a pyscho anymore. Props. Pick 2.
>>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>>2. Kankuro...he's still there. Pick 2.
>>A. Turns out there may have been something going on between him and Kin. Freaky puppet pervert. He stops by Konoha a lot to do repairs on her, and the two develop a thing.
>>B. Starts to develop super strong puppets that he has Hiki punch on. He's gone through...a lot of puppets.

>>3. Temari hasn't given up on Hiki, not by a long shot. She's also consistently still the strongest kunoichi around. Pick 2.
>>A. Tells Hiki how she feels about him, in the bluntest way possible.
>>C. Starts throwing explosive tags into her moveset, explosive winds and all that.
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>>2351885
1
>B
>D
2
>C
>D
3
>B
>D
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>>2351885
>>B. Gaara still trains with Killer B, and...develops a terrible sense of rap and incorporates it into his fighting style.
>>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>>B. Starts to develop super strong puppets that he has Hiki punch on. He's gone through...a lot of puppets.
>>D. Starts trading building secrets with Tenten. The two incorporate different things from the others notes into their designs. Therefor, Kankuro's puppets start to become way more offensive based.

>>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
>>D. Is considered next in line to be the Kazekage.
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>>2351885
1
>B
>C

2
>C
>D

3
>A
>C
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>>2351885
1
>A
>C

2
>C
>D

3
>A
>B
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>>2351885
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>B. Starts to develop super strong puppets that he has Hiki punch on. He's gone through...a lot of puppets.
>C. Learns to control even more puppets at a time, enough to take on a whole castle!

>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
>C. Starts throwing explosive tags into her moveset, explosive winds and all that.
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>>2351885
1
>A and C
2
>C and D
3
>A and B
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>>2351885
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>A. Turns out there may have been something going on between him and Kin. Freaky puppet pervert. He stops by Konoha a lot to do repairs on her, and the two develop a thing.
>D. Starts trading building secrets with Tenten. The two incorporate different things from the others notes into their designs. Therefor, Kankuro's puppets start to become way more offensive based.

>A. Tells Hiki how she feels about him, in the bluntest way possible.
>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
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>>2351885
>A.
>C.

>A.
>D.

>A.
>B.
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>>2351885
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>B. Starts to develop super strong puppets that he has Hiki punch on. He's gone through...a lot of puppets.
>C. Learns to control even more puppets at a time, enough to take on a whole castle!

>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
>C. Starts throwing explosive tags into her moveset, explosive winds and all that.
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Is Moon getting shot at again?
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>>2351885
>1A&D
>2A&C
>3A&D
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You know, I don't think Hiki dealt with his failure correctly, he should strive to improve himself so that he may get another shot when he makes Jounin.
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>>2352251
Hiki deserves better than her.
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>>2352259
What are you, some sort of pessimist?
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>>2352251
No. waste of time. Besides best girl already confessed
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>>2352274
This guys get it.
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>>2352274
Who?
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>>2352281
Gaarmari
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>>2352281
Temari.
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>>2352281
Tesshin
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>>2352281
Susumu.
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>>2352281
Donkey!
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>>2351885
>A. Gaara comes by to visit Hiki often, the two of them FINALLY having that spar they always wanted.
>C. Trains with his father Raza more now, helping him develop his Sand techniques more. And, you know, they bond and shit.

>A. Turns out there may have been something going on between him and Kin. Freaky puppet pervert. He stops by Konoha a lot to do repairs on her, and the two develop a thing.
>D. Starts trading building secrets with Tenten. The two incorporate different things from the others notes into their designs. Therefor, Kankuro's puppets start to become way more offensive based.

>A. Tells Hiki how she feels about him, in the bluntest way possible.
>B. Learns to wield TWO battle fans in battle....she gettin' stronk.
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A big problem with a lot of these options is that the spars and confessions are something I would like to see with my own eyes.
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>>2352372
Finally someone who speaks some sense. On other options we had character development and training separated but why now we have to choose one or the other?
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So, instead of timeskipping stuff, can we witness any event the Tetsu PCs are there for as a big blowout for the end of Part 1?
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Do they practice Polygamy in Konoha?
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was bored, crudely photoshopped what a Hiki Temari child might look like
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>>2352443
Too much hooker webbing, but good!
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Finally back, had work and shit.

Wow that's a lot of votes.

Counting them up.
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>1.
>A&C: Hiki and Gaara are still steadfast friends, the two of them finally having that spar they always wanted(Which your QM will gladly write up for you). The two of them are practically inseparable. Gaara also trains with his father, gaining some much needed control over that sand of his.

>2.
>A&D: Kankuro be all about them honey's. First it turns out he may have been mackin' on Kin, AFTER she got all puppetfied and shit, something tells me that only ain't the only thing that make her joints bend if ya' know what I mean? Then he starts tradin' design secrets and shit with Tenten, now that fucker got swords and bombs and bombswords all up in his puppets.

>3.
>A&B: So she did it, the crazy bitch finally told Hiki how she felt. Not in a "I like you" way or a "I feel things for you" way, but she straight up told him that she has romantic feelings for the kid and wants to date him. How Hiki reacted will be played out by you, the PLAYERS! Oh also Temari learned how to wield two battle fans, and now is pretty much unstoppable in battle.

And that's that. The next session we have should, in theory, clear up a bunch of the things ya'll want to rp though, like Hiki and Gaara's battle, or Temari confessing to Hiki, but after that we're moving into Shippuden territory.

Yay.
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>>2352523
Fucking temarifags get their chance first, but the battle isn't over yet!
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>>2352443
Nice edit.
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>>2352523
>2.
Puppets with bombswords. I can already tell Mist is gonna throw a bitchfit about this.
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>>2352563
Compromise and join forces!
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Archive is up.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest

Vote and be merry.
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Alright you beautiful assholes, tomorrow I should be able to write up some shit.

I need your voices on something though.

When does Temari's confession to Hiki take place?
>A. Before fight with Gaara
>B. After fight with Gaara
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>>2352670
>>A. Before fight with Gaara
Seems more fitting, for some reason.
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>>2354576
>>2354604
Uh, clicked the wrong one. I should probably sleep.
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>>2354576
>B. After fight with Gaara
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>>2354576
>>A. Before fight with Gaara
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>>2354576
>>B. After fight with Gaara
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>>2354576
>B. After fight with Gaara
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>>2354576
>B
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>>2354576
>B. After fight with Gaara
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Alright so looks like it'll be after the fight with Gaara.

We'll get to that sometime today.
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A lot of these options don’t make sense

Like why would half these guys get such huge boosts in strength compared to canon if nothing we did influenced that

Like gaara getting new shit makes sense but for a lot of these guys it’s jusy powerwank
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>>2355183
Yup.
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>>2355183
Apparently 5 years is a lot of time to train anon
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Okay then, some other things that have changed drastically or not so drastically to the "Cannon" timeline thanks to this quest now.

>With Hiashi as Hokage, he can no longer be head of the Hyuga Clan, just like with Hiruzen not being Head of the Sarutobi Clan when he was Hokage.
>As such this makes Hanabi acting Clan Head, since that was what she was being trained and groomed for to begin with.
>With no Hokage responsibilities, Tsunade now has more time to train other shinobi in the art of medical jutsu. Not just Sakura and Ino like it was in the anime.
>The strength of the Leaf is much, much greater than it was in the original timeline, and with Orochimaru completely shut down at every opportunity, they're actually safer than they were before.
>The relationship between the Sand and the Leaf is MUCH better.
>The Mist and Cloud however are now focusing more of their attention on the Leaf due to how much stronger they've gotten.
>This in turn has led to the Mist starting to question the origin's of Kori's family.
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>>2354576
>A. Before fight with Gaara
And then Gaara butts in like, "no girls allowed in the fight area"
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>>2354860
Completely missed the vote but glad that after the fight won. Temari probably has an idea of how much this match means to the two of them and wouldn't want hiki distracted.

Also I've never really had a horse in this race but temari has really grown on me.
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>>2355398
But Gaara is a girl in this quest anon
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>>2355417
Don't tempt me.
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>>2355424
Please do. I mean I want to see Temari fags and Chaos being triggered
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>>2355424
That would be hilarious to see happening in thread
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>>2355424
Moon, did you forget where we are? That's basically an invitation.
Everybody waft bacon at him.
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>>2355417
Did someone say Midnight Bliss? Cause I think I heard someone say Midnight Bliss.
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>>2355382
>This in turn has led to the Mist starting to question the origin's of Kori's family.

i completely forgot about Kori's family being a nomad clan.
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FemGaara would've been the perfect person for Hiki, but too many of ya'll want fishnet girls.

It's fine, that's what people wanted.
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>>2355792
Last time this came up the consensus was that we still would only be besties if I'm remembering right.
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>>2355862
If I'm remembering the most recent vote right, the majority wanted him to stay a dude.
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>>2355906
I think a good portion was okay with it if it would make Chaos mad?
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>>2355915
Changing a character just to spite someone is even dumber than deliberately choosing bad options to spite them.
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>>2355915
Found it.
https://www.strawpoll.me/14910990/r
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>>2355792
Moon you forget that Gaara already uses fishnet under his clothes. So Fem Gaara would just be more modest but still wear fishnet.
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>>2355906
That too
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>>2355792
Don’t be such a loser Gaara was established as a dude and you wanted to change that which is retarded
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moon isn’t it kind of gay to see a dude and want to turn them into a girl to waifu?

Just seems like an odd way to think, gender bending is weird
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>>2352386
To get a good litter of potential offspring, we'll need to breed with many girls. Otherwise, we'll get like one kid from one girl even if there's like 5 babies cuz Tetsu curse.
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Not feelin' it tonight guys. We'll just have to try and have a session tomorrow.
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>>2357700
OK then, 24 hours until Temarifags get BTFO
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>>2357700
Okay Moon. Go and have some rest.
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>>2357787
BTFO by what? Karin who we've had maybe one interaction with? Any other female character who didn't have the courage or understanding to confess in a way Hiki would understand?
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>You are Hiki

1 month after the battle with Kimimaro

"That should do it." Tsunade says as she removes the last of the bandages from your shoulder and hand. You look down at your hand, the paleness of the new skin growing after the old one. Tsunade notices your...noticing, and sighs. "Your skin exploded right off of your hand, so any tan or finger prints you had before are gone."

"It feels weird." You say, closing your fist a couple of time before giving it a good clench. At first you're scared your very skin will rip, but after a few seconds you realize it won't. "Will I still be able to punch?" You ask, looking up at Tsunade.

She smirks. "Sure kid, none of your muscles, tendons, or bones were actually injured when it happened, so you should be able to punch to your heart's content."

You nod, climbing out of the hospital bed and grabbing your shirt and Chunin jacket beside it. "Good. Did you hear that Gaara?"

Your friend nods his head, putting down the magazine about flower arrangements and wedding tips. "Yeah. So, we finally doing this then Hiki?"

"Yup." You say, the two of you heading out the door.

"Wait, doing what?" Tsunade asks, hand on her hip.

You both stop, you and Gaara staring at each other for a moment before looking at Tsunade. "We're gonna' fight." You say.

"We haven't had an actual chance to do that yet," Gaara explains when he sees Tsunade's confused face. "And now that Hiki's better, and I have some free time, this would be the best chance."

Tsunade looks like she wants to tell you something, her face turning into a frown before she sighs. "Fine, just don't do it inside of the Village."

You nod, giving her a thumbs up. "You got it." You both exit the room, walking down the halls of the hospital as you examine your hand some more. "Still feels weird."

"Want me to kiss it better?" You look up, seeing Temari standing in front of you with a big grin on her face.

>A. "Okay sure."
>B. "Would that actually work?"
>C. "Suzu says I'm not supposed to let girls kiss anything below my forehead after she found out I kissed miss Anko."
>D. "No thanks."
>E. Write-in
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>>2359254
>"If you think it'll help...."
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>>2359254
>>C. "Suzu says I'm not supposed to let girls kiss anything below my forehead after she found out I kissed miss Anko."
Ayyy
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>>2359254

>A. "Okay sure."
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>>2359254
>C. "Suzu says I'm not supposed to let girls kiss anything below my forehead after she found out I kissed miss Anko."
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C IT IS!

Roll me some 1d100's please.
DC 73
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>>2359254
>>2359263
Changing to
>Okay sure
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2359292
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2359254
Here comes the snow.
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>>2359295
>>2359299
Yeah just give me a heart attack why don't ya?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2359292
I don't think I can top what just happened
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2359295
>>2359299

This is some fucking magic here
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2359292
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Right on, you passed.

And you crit too, sweet!

Writing.
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You shake your head. "Suzu says I'm not supposed to let girls kiss anything below my forehead after she found out I kissed miss Anko." You explain, feeling just a tiny bit embarrassed. Not a good moment for you, that's for sure.

Temari looks confused, frowning for a moment after what you've just told her. "Anko? You mean the Chunin instructor for the Forest part?" Then Temari laughs, smacking you on the shoulder. "Yeah right, come on she's like, 10 years older than you. There's no way you actually kissed her."

"I did." You say, crossing your arms with a frown of your own. "I had...maybe still do have feelings about miss Anko, and after I went over to her place to move a couch, I leaned up on my toes like this," You walk forward till you're standing in front of Temari, and stand on the tips of your toes so that the two of you are at eye level now, you might actually be a bit taller. "And then I kissed her on the lips." You say.

"....ah-. okay." Temari whispers, her face red as she blushes. You nod, going flat footed again. "So you don't want me kissin' your hand because of that...got it."

"You can hold my hand if you want?" You offer, holding it out to her. "Suzu said that's fine, and I'm sure you've got some positive energy that could transfer over and give me power. Taka does that all the time." Your brother's so cool.

"Sure." Temari says after a moment, carefully taking your left hand and locking her fingers with yours. She smiles. "This is nice."

"Deviants!" Shouts an old man in a wheel chair as he passes you all by. "Have you no shame!"

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM OLD MAN BEFORE I THROW YOU TO I!" Temari shouts, scaring the old man away.

"So Hiki," Gaara says, having stayed quiet this whole time. "Where do you wanna' fight at?"

Temari frowns. "Are you two still gonna' actually fight each other?"

"Yes." You both answer.

"Weirdos." She murmurs.

>Where do you wish to fight Gaara?
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>>2359350
Can we use the arena from the chunin exams?
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>>2359350
you know that open plain where we fought kimimaro?
how about there?
lots of space and you wont run out of sand
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>>2359350
>At the huge hole Hiki punched into the ground during training, the one that made people think tsunade had returned.
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>>2359362
You fought Kimimaro in the forest, never made it to the plain.
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>>2359358
>>2359363

I can go with either of these
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>>2359350
Let's go to the beach! A beach which happens to have iron czech hedgehogs on it!
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>>2359350
In the forest, it's far enough from the village whIle not that far either, and there really isn't any one there. Perfect spot to let loose.
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>>2359371
then i'm changing my vote to
there's this plain near where we fought kimimaro
how about there?
lots of space and you wont run out of sand
and the qm can find location apropriate pictures of gaara easier
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>>2359381
>2359381
What'd you change your vote to?

And again, you didn't fight Kimimaro near the plains, you fought him in the forest.
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>>2359374

What?
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>>2359388
A czech hedgehog are those metal jacks you see in Saving Private Ryan, the point is we'll both have resources.
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>>2359386
>there's this plain near where we fought kimimaro
notice the diference compared to
>you know that open plain where we fought kimimaro?one implies that that's where we fough kimimaro the other implies that it's NEAR where we fought him
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2359395
Ah, I see.
>>2359363
>>2359358
So we tied up between either of these.
Rolling. Top one is 1, bottom one is 2.
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Training grounds it is.

Writing.
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>>2359390

Ah, right then.
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"Training grounds seems like the perfect spot." You say. You remember a few months ago, when you punched the ground so hard that it created an actual crater. That fight with Sensei Ko seems so long ago now. The three of you head over to the training grounds, Temari holding your hand the whole time. You wanted to ride on Gaara's flying sand cloud, but this is fine too. Once there, you can see that you've got the whole place to yourself. "Temari, would you mind acting as a witness to this fight?" You ask as you and Gaara head over to a circled in fighting area.

"Yeah I can do that." Temari says standing outside of the circle but between the two of you. "Gaara, you ready?"

"Yes." He replies, pulling out a pair of sunglasses and putting them on. "Lets boogie."

"...right. Hiki, you ready?"

You crack your knuckles, crouching down as you toss your Chunin vest and shirt aside. You're doing this shirtless from the start. "More than ready."

Temari nods. "Alright then, rules are simple. No killing or maiming. Fight only ends once one of your submits or is knocked out." Temari raises her battle fan high up, looking at the both of you before swinging it down, the gusts of wind it creates whipping all around you. "FIGHT!"

>A. Storm Shroud from the start.
>B. Iron Witches Jutsu
>C. Iron Clones
>D. Phoenix Flower Jutsu
>E. Iron Chain
>F. Write-in
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>>2359453
>D
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>>2359453
Iron witches from the start for speed jutsu and extra attack/defence
Test gaara's defence with multirailgun jutsu strikes.
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>>2359453
>D
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>>2359453
https://youtu.be/sgbP-Xyebng
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>>2359453
>>E. Iron Chain
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>>2359462
Remember guys, garage is a high defence character with mass attacks and high sensory capabilities, all due to his sand. Highly penetrative attacks are the way to go over conventional stuff.
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>>2359453

>D. Phoenix Flower Jutsu
>E. Iron Chain

We can go for more than right now, right Moon?
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>>2359471
Ya' can, just means the DC's will be higher.
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>>2359453
>>D. Phoenix Flower Jutsu
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>>2359469

You're right, let's go with railgun jutsu as an opener
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>>2359462
I support this since its the only write in.
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D wins.
1d100
DC 88
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>>2359453
>>2359459
Changing to>>2359462
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2359505
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2359505
Here comes the snow.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2359505
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2359505
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2359505
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>>2359513
The snow cometh.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2359505
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Passed.

Now I hate to do this to you guys, but I'm hungry as all fuck right now. Gonna' write up this post, then air fry me a steak.

Writing.
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Gaara's defense is nigh impenetrable, you've seen so before when he fought Sakura during the Chunin Exams. She had to go all out against him, and even then she barely even nicked Gaara. You believe in the strength of your fists, but you also believe in the strength of Gaara's sand.

Gaara makes the first move, a tendril of sand whipping out at you cautiously. You slap it away with a powerful back hand, sending sand everywhere. A simple thing like that won't worry you. Soon more and more tendrils of sand start attacking you, with Gaara still standing still, aside from the bobbing of his head and the tapping of his foot. "Hm, hm, hm hmm." You can hear him humming, the tendrils trying to attack any weak point they can find.

You jump up into the air, your hands going through the motions for the Phoenix Flower Jutsu, before you start raining down hot fire onto the training grounds below. Gaara looks up, creating a sand shield around himself as the fires pelt against it. You land on the ground and fire off some more fire petals aiming directly for the front of Gaara's shield until he's being forced to concentrate most of it there. His entire back side is open to attack!

>A. Iron Clones, have them focus on the front while you try to attack Gaara from behind.
>B. Iron Chain
>C. Iron Witches Jutsu
>D. Storm Shroud
>E. More Phoenix Flower Jutsu!
>F. Write-in
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>>2359557

>A. Iron Clones, have them focus on the front while you try to attack Gaara from behind.
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>>2359557
>Stormshroud
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>>2359557
Iron witch and a quick chain grab and squeeze.
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>>2359557
>A. Iron Clones, have them focus on the front while you try to attack Gaara from behind.
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>>2359557
>D. Storm Shroud
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I like how Tenten's chunin exam is a noodle incident.
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>>2359557
>>A. Iron Clones, have them focus on the front while you try to attack Gaara from behind.
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>>2359557
>F. Throw a log to substitute with behind Gaara
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>>2359557
>>D. Storm Shroud
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>>2359557
>>2359565
Switching to iron clones
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Clones, clones, clones! Always the clones with y'all!
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>>2359685

Tell that to Naruto boyo
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>>2359685
Iron clones are made out of iron. They are resilient and can work as a way to defend us from.mutiple tendrils. Also we can just toss a clone and use the chakra in it to turn the iron into chain and use the iron chain jutsu.
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>>2359741
Use a log like everyone else you pariah.
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>>2359750
No.
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Alright I'm back, had to get grandma some medicine.

Clones it is!
Roll me 3d100
First 2 DC's are 90
Third DC is 87
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Rolled 46, 70, 65 = 181 (3d100)

>>2359811
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Rolled 85, 46, 74 = 205 (3d100)

>>2359811
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Rolled 79, 12, 92 = 183 (3d100)

>>2359811
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Rolled 1, 47, 21 = 69 (3d100)

>>2359811
Here comes the snow.
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Rolled 13, 47, 65 = 125 (3d100)

>>2359811
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Nnnnnnnope.

This is gonna' hurt.

Writing.
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It should be a no-brainer by now that Iron Clones fucking suck against strong enemies.
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>>2359858
Logs are way better.
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You stop shooting flaming fire petals at your best friend, taking the opportunity to summon up two iron clones of yourself. The three of you nod to each other, and you then rush around the side while the clones begin attacking the front.

It does not go well.

Gaara, seemingly ready for this, shoots up into the air on a pillar of sand, before he starts raining down sand bullets on you and your clones. Your first clone smacked so hard by one of the bullets that he bounces off the ground and trips up the other clone, who gets impaled by a waiting sand spike.

"Hm hm hmmm hmm." You can hear Gaara humming, bobbing his head up and down again as he holds his hand out to wards you, multiple fast moving tendrils heading your way.

You're about to jump out of the way, when you notice you can't tug your foot from the ground. Looking down, you see that sand has covered up to your knee, keeping you in place. "Shoot." You frown, Tekkotsuing your skin to iron just as the tendrils smack into you. They knock you off your feet, before grabbing you in the air and slamming you into the ground, creating a small crater when your body lands.

"Give up?" Gaara asks you, the tendrils still holding onto your body and pinning you to the ground.

>A. "Yes."
>B. No. Storm Shroud.
>C. Try to power out of it on your own.
>D. Substitution jutsu with the remaining clone.
>E. Write-in
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>>2359902

>D. Substitution jutsu with the remaining clone.
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>>2359902
>>D. Substitution jutsu with the remaining clone.
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>>2359902
>>B. No. Storm Shroud.
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>>2359902
>D. Substitution jutsu with the remaining clone.
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>>2359902
>D
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Hoho! D it is!
1d100
DC 60
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2359930
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2359930
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2359930
Remove sandbro
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2359930
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2359930
Fuck! I keep missing shit!
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Passed. Writing.
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>>2359902
>D. Substitution jutsu with the remaining clone.
>E. The only way I'll yield is if I can't even speak!
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You shake your head, and just before the tendrils can squeeze you any harder you use substitution jutsu to switch places with your remaining iron clone, who promptly gets squished into a puff of smoke. You stare up at Gaara, high up on his column made of sand, and begin to ponder exactly how you're supposed to fight him.

It makes you think back to your fight with Kimimaro, and when he activated his final form, his body was practically impervious to your attacks, no matter how hard you struck him. You look down at your recently healed hand, the scars a reminder of that fight. "Think Hiki, think." You say to yourself, moving around the battlefield as those tendrils of Garaa's start to attack you once again. "The reason I lost to Kimimaro wasn't because I lacked strength, it was because I couldn't find a proper way to use it against him."

You frown, staring up at Gaara, somewhat surrounded by a wall of sand. He's not so high up that you couldn't jump up there and hit him, but the sand would most likely take the blow and stop you in your tracks.

You stare down at your fist once more, clenched tightly in your hand. Then, it dawns on you. "If a fist can't do the job..." You unfurl your fist, letting the fingers become straight and aligned. "Then a spear just might."

>A. Test your theory out, attack the column of sand with your Iron Spear.
>B. Activate Storm Shroud
>C. Create some more iron clones.
>D. Write-in
>Pick 2
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>>2359985
>who promptly gets squished into a puff of smoke.
You suck at this, iron doesn't poof.
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>>2359991
Obviously you just haven't punched it hard enough anon.
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>>2359985
>A
>B
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>>2359985

>A. Test your theory out, attack the column of sand with your Iron Spear.
>D. Coat the spear with lightning chakra
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>>2359997
Sand don't poof iron, except maybe on Venus.
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>>2359985
>A
>B
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>>2359985
>>A
>B
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>>2359985
>>A. Test your theory out, attack the column of sand with your Iron Spear.
>>B. Activate Storm Shroud
maybe he recognizes the raikage's technique?
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>>2360016
Was wondering when someone would realize that.


AB wins.
1d100
DC 63
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2360026
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2360026
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2360026
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2360026
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2360026
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>>2360034
On the dot, oh yeah!
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2360026
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2360034
>>2360041

You're both pretty good
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That'll do it, writing.
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"You okay down there?" Gaara asks you, peering over his sand shield to look at you.

"I'm about to find out." You say, the iron covering your hand becoming finger and sharper around the edges, forming a fine point on your middle and ring finger. Lightning chakra crackles around your body as you stare up at Gaara, a small smile appearing on your face before you disappear in a flash from his field of view.

Your speed while in Storm Shroud mode has always amazed you. You reckon this must be what it feels like for Lee whenever he drops the weights and gets serious. You feel a bit of a flutter in your stomach, excitement creeping up at the thought of dueling with Lee soon, but you focus on your current objective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Bt5AGKmOg

"YARI NO YARI!" You shout, slamming your spear like hand into the base of Gaara's sand column. The structure explodes almost instantly, as does most of the ground behind the thick column. You're thankful Temari wasn't standing behind it at the time. You look up, the column tipping over as Gaara is forced to retreat onto a smaller sand cloud, a look of surprise on his face.

You don't waste this chance though, you jump up, before landing on the still falling sand column and run up it, dodging the sand spikes that pop up in your path. Your speed is just too great right now. You leap off, looking down at Gaara as he has the sand cloud wrap around him, forming another ball of defense as he begins to fall to he ground. If you're going to do something, it's now or never.

>A. Iron Chain with lightning chakra coursing through it. Wrap it around the ball of sand and start slamming it into the ground.
>B. Yari no Yari (Spear of Lightning) again, you feel like you can break through his defense.
>C. Tetsu Kick!!!!
>D. Use up all of the iron on your body and extend your spear to attack from the air.
>E. Write-in
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>>2360132
>>B. Yari no Yari (Spear of Lightning) again, you feel like you can break through his defense.
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>>2360132

>D. Use up all of the iron on your body and extend your spear to attack from the air.
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>>2360132
>Electric hug

We GAY as shit
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>>2360132
>>A. Iron Chain with lightning chakra coursing through it. Wrap it around the ball of sand and start slamming it into the ground.
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>>2360132
>A. Iron Chain with lightning chakra coursing through it. Wrap it around the ball of sand and start slamming it into the ground.
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>>2360132
>A
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Iron Chain it is.
1d100
DC 77
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2360191
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2360191
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2360191

Here we go
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2360191
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2360191
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2360191
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Close, but no.

Gonna' write this one up later guys, gotta' get a shower goin' and then get to work.
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>>2360210
Did moon get his explosive bloody diarrhea again?
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Alright I'm back, writing.

Oh by the way, who wants me to commission some actual artwork of Suzu?

I mean, she'll be twenty four after the time skip, that'd be interesting to see, huh?
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"Time to whip you into shape Gaara." You say, executing an excellent pun before flicking your hand forward, a length of steel chain shooting from your palm and wrapping itself around Gaara's sand dome. You go to fling him back up into the air, intent on slamming him down, when you realize you can't even tug the length of chain anymore. It's then that you see two large hands made of sand grab hold of your chain, and realize what's about to happen. "Uh oh."

You're yanked down to the ground, slamming into it so hard that you make a Hiki shaped impression onto the dirt, then the sand hands whip you back up, slamming you back down over and over again, until the entire ground is littered with your own imprints. "Hey Hiki," Gaara says, poking his head out of the sand orb.

"Whaaaaat?" You ask, body aching from being tossed around.

"You really shouldn't be lying down on the job." Gaara says, and then he pulls out another pair of sunglasses and puts those on top of the ones he's already wearing.

Man, your friend's so cool. You stand back up, a little shakey, and yank the chain out of the sand hands grasp, whirling it around over your head. "Your pun skills are top notch Gaara, they're almost as durable as your sand shield."

"I'm also pretty good at spittin' mad rhymes now too." Gaara says, throwing up some weird looking hand seals that you've never seen before. Behind him, Temari begins to look worried. "Killer B's been teachin' me. Wanna' hear some?"

"Su-" You start, then see Temari shaking her head, throwing her arms up in the air to form an X. Hmmmm.

>A. "Sure, lay down some sick rhymes for me dude."
>B. "Temari are you being attacked by bees?"
>C. "As much as I'd like to, I think we need to focus on our fight."
>D. Write-in
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>>2361579
>>B. "Temari are you being attacked by bees?"
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>>2361579
>>C. "As much as I'd like to, I think we need to focus on our fight."
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>>2361579
>C. "As much as I'd like to, I think we need to focus on our fight."
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>>2361579
>>A. "Sure, lay down some sick rhymes for me dude."
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>>2361579

>A. "Sure, lay down some sick rhymes for me dude."
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>>2361579
>C
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C it is.
Roll me some 1d100's to see how sad Gaara is now.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2361648
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2361648
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2361648
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2361648
you monsters
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2361648
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"As much as I'd like to," You say, already noticing the sad look appearing on your friends face. "I think we'd better focus on the fight right now." You pause, then sigh. "But I mean, that doesn't mean I can't listen to your sick rhymes afterwards."

"No, it's fine." Gaara says, obviously not feeling fine. Oh man, how badly did he want to show you his rad beats? "I just, you know kind of wanted to show off what I'd been learning."

"And I realize that," You say, scratching the back of your head in embarrassment. "It's just, we don't really get to have much free time anymore, and I wanted to enjoy this bit of time with you while I can."

"No, no I understand, I get that. It's just...nothing." Gaara says, his sand enclosing on him some more.

"Now wait, you can't just be that way and say it's fine, if we want to work through our problems we have to talk about this stuff." You say, feeling a bit annoyed that your friend isn't sharing his feelings with you. "So, come on, you're mad that I didn't want to listen to your mega sick lyrics aren't you?"

"A bit?" Gaara says, frowning himself now. "I've been training really hard with B, and I wanted to show you this. But, like all you've been talking about since I got here last week is how much you wanted to spar."

"Because I thought you wanted to spar too!" You shout, hands on your hips. "I was doing this for us."

"You were doing this for you." Gaara mumbles.

"Well excuse me for not being a mind reader!" You yell. "I'm only thirteen, I can't be expected to understand other people when I can barely understand myself."

"Hmmph." Gaara frowns.

"HMMMPH!" You shoot right back.

"...so is this fight still going on or what?" Temari asks, looking back and forth between the two of you.

"I don't know, is it Hiki?" Gaara asks, turning away from you slightly.

>A. "I'm not even sure I feel like punching you right now Gaara."
>B. "Grrk! GRAAHHH!" Tackle Gaara.
>C. Be the bigger man. Even though you're technically the same sight. "I'm sorry."
>D. "No...in fact Temari, how about you and I spar instead!" Make Gaara jealous.
>E. Write-in
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>>2361730
>>C. Be the bigger man. Even though you're technically the same sight. "I'm sorry."
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>>2361730

>C. Be the bigger man. Even though you're technically the same sight. "I'm sorry."
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>>2361730
Ooooh, this is gold.
>D
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>>2361730
>>C. Be the bigger man. Even though you're technically the same sight. "I'm sorry."
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>>2361730
This is adorable.

>C.
>E. Look, Gaara, I am very bad at subtext, and am there for direct. I need people to be direct with me if they want me to understand what they want. You said you wanted to fight after I said so, so that is what I thought we were going to do.
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C it is, 1d100 with a DC 77 to not screw up this apology.

Also glad ya'll are enjoying this, it's fun writing these two like a young couple.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2361753
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2361753
We might bang temari

But garra our soulmate
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2361753
Morning Moon.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2361753
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2361753
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Good job boyos.

Alright I'm tired, will write something up in the morning.
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>>2361579
>"Su-" You start, then see Temari shaking her head, throwing her arms up in the air to form an X. Hmmmm.
I'm of the opinion that Hiki could never love someone who isn't supportive of their family.
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>>2361832
Im of the opinion your looking for holes to poke because you want someone else to win the Hiki bowl, no matter how tiny or tenuous they are.
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>>2361777
MOOOON!!

I probably won't be able to participate later, so here's my idea.

>in a rare moment of responsibility shinchu attempts to undo the surprise adoption of his adorable little cousin.

>but shinchu being shinchu gets caught up in a drinking contest with Iruka and Kakashi on the way and instead ends up adopting Naruto himself!along with Kakashi and Iruka!
NOW:
>Naruto has three dads (is mega happy)
>everyone who knows suspect's the three of being gay (for the lols, I know how anons think.

>shinchu now has a newfound responsibility for Naruto that he never dreamed of before. (This is the important part,oh shit ninja wat do!?!?)
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You frown at your friend, who continues to frown right back at you, even with those cool sunglasses of his on you can tell he's squinting at you. You should just leave, this whole day's been ruined and all because Gaara is being so emotional and needy. It's not like you don't try!

You start to turn and go, but stop mid-way, somehow unable to actually move from the spot you're standing in. It's not sand or chains holding you back, it's your friendship with Gaara. If you leave now, it may become broken and tattered. Is that what you really want? No. No it's not. You let out a sigh, turning to face Gaara again and walking over to him. "M'sorry." You say, holding out your hand to Gaara. "I shouldn't have been so greedy about how we spend our time together."

Gaara looks down at you hand, his bottom lip sticking out a bit, before he shakes it. "I'm sorry for not speaking up more."

"Our relationship needs more communication." You say, the mood now way lighter. "I have trouble remembering that not everyone likes to workout and spar all the time."

Gaara nods. "I'm used to being by myself mostly, so I'm still learning about communicating with words too."

The two of you smile at each other, any ill feelings from before now gone. "So," Temari says, walking up to the two of you with a raised brow. "Is the fight over or....?"

>A. "I think I'd rather just enjoy spending the day with my best friend, the fight can wait."
>B. "Wellllll, I mean if Gaara wants to keep going...."
>C. Write-in
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>>2362111
I think a romance with a mouse summon could be great!
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>>2362717

>B. "Wellllll, I mean if Gaara wants to keep going...."
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>>2362717
>>B. "Wellllll, I mean if Gaara wants to keep going...."
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>>2362717
>D. Rhyme off! Yo, I'm a rhyme so fast that you'll blast on the grass in the time it takes for your brakes to rake ssssand.
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>>2362718
>>2362723

We're you always a part of the quest? Or are you new around here?
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>>2362717
>A. "I think I'd rather just enjoy spending the day with my best friend, the fight can wait."
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>>2362717
>A. "I think I'd rather just enjoy spending the day with my best friend, the fight can wait."
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>>2362717
>A
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>>2362737
I've been around long enough to know that Chaos a shit, which ain't that long desu.
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>>2362786

I'm so alone
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>>2362717
>>A. "I think I'd rather just enjoy spending the day with my best friend, the fight can wait."
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Guys, I think Moon really wanted to show off his rhyming skillz and y'all just stonefaced him.
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>>2362803
Well when Moon himself says warning it's bad in the option and characters reinforce that most people would shy away from the option.

Unless he was trying reverse psychology which doesn't work as a qm by and large.
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>>2362809
Rhymes that are so bad should be as enticing as a mystery box?
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>>2362803
Dont put me in that bag, I didn't vote to make this filler wasted potential. We could have used the timeskip vote to make Temari Kazekage and have Gaara hunt Orochimaru but nooo.
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>>2362803
And we can't listen to his mad skillz while we spend the day with him because...?
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Honestly, I have no desire to read Garra cringe rapping. I just wanted a cool fight followed by awkwardness between Temari and Hiki.
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Alright back, just got done doing a couple Competitive matches in Overwatch 2145, god I'm terrible

A it is. Next up, the Confession.
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>>2362850
Can we vote to have Temari give up on Hiki and focus on being Kazekage if we go "lol no way fag"
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"Honestly, I think I'd just like to spend the rest of the day with my best buddy, the fight can wait." You grin, wrapping Gaara up in a big hug that lifts him off the ground. The sand around him wriggles a bit as he laughs, then wraps itself around you and lifts you up into the air. "Whoa!" You shout in surprise.

"Sorry," Gaara says, still smiling as his sand lets you down. "I guess mom really likes you." Gaara notices the confused look on your face, but waves it off. "I'll tell you about it later. Let's go get something to eat I'm starving."

"Right, I've been meaning to treat you to some Ichiraku for a while now." You say as the two of you begin to leave.

"Uh, Hiki could you wait a moment?" Temari asks, blushing as she digs her heel into the dirt. "There's something I wanted to tell you." She looks at Gaara, pouting a bit. "In private."

"...Oh." Gaara nods, then starts off on his own. "I'll meet you at Ichiraku's when you're done with...that."

Hmmm, that what? You walk over to Temari, smiling up at her. Funny, the difference in height used to be a bit more, guess you really are growing. "So Temari, what did ya' wanna' tell me?"

She looks at you, face getting redder by the minute, before letting out a slow sigh. "Okay so, I uh, like you."

"I like you too Temari." You say with a smile. "You're a great friend."

For some reason she frowns at that. "No. I mean, I like you, yeah, but I mean I like you like how a woman likes a man that catches her eye." She adds a bit of an eyebrow wiggle at that last part.

".....I don't follow." You say, scratching your head as Temari falls to the ground. "You like me...like a man likes a woman?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lp7FtJXp7k
Stop that!

"Okay, so you're the type of guy I've got to be blunt with, huh?" She asks, and puts a finger to your lips before you can answer. "Hiki," She says, leaning in close to you. "I. Want to be. Your girlfriend."

>1d100
>DC 75 to see if Hiki can figure out what Temari means.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2362878
Seriously, why is everyone pushing Temari so hard? Her whole use in the quest is being Hiki and Gaara's third wheel. Unlike the other two contenders of the Hikibowl the only good influence Hiki had on her life was through another character. Her interest in our character is either superficial or because of our relationship with Gaara. And the interest of the readers in her is also superficial, being her power and desing.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2362878
PAPA TESH GO
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2362878
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>>2362881
Majority rules man. More people like Temari....or at least that's what I believe. The vote deciding what Hiki feels is coming up.

Though honestly the whole thing with him crushing on Anko was hilarious.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2362878
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2362878
Sure is Hal the Misinterprative Porn Star in here.
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Guys, big news, Hiki just understood what a girl was saying to him!

Writing.
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>>2362889
>Majority rules man
I know that, what I want to know is what's the fucking reason to care about her?
And I also liked the crush with Anko, even if it went out a bit too fast.
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>>2362889
I still say we have a shot, we just have to make Jounin and try again.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2362878
"Okay, I'll be your boyfriend."

I was rooting for Sakura but that ship sailed, so I won't be a sore loser and I'll vote for them to be a couple.
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>>2362901
Don't worry, we can vote to say "Sorry, it's not me it's you."
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>>2362907
The ship didn't sail, Sasuke confessed to her while high and she can recognize the signs of being a pos stoner from her mednin classes.
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>>2362881
Literally who are the other two contenders? There's Karin who we killed a bear in front of and not much else and every other potential was paired off unless I'm missing some real dark horse here.

We literally Dave's her dad's life and helped turn her village around. Got her brother out of a real bad headspace and are his best friend and her other brother doesn't hate us. How have we not helped her at all?
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>>2362900
>Hiki just understood what a girl was saying to him!
First we fail to crit on rolls with Gaara, now this?
Are we even Hiki anymore?
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>>2362916
*Saved. Damn phone posting.
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>>2362907

I know I've shat on Sakurafags with absolute force but hey. You did have a good run all in all
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>>2362915
Well it sure as hell sailed for other anons, cause when it was revealed to Hiki that Sakura had a crush on him, the winning vote was for Hiki not to feel the same way.
I wish we had a chance to have one big vote on who wins the Hikibowl, but hey, shit happens.
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>>2362900
More likely Tesshi explained to him.
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Hold on. Holllllllld on. You blink, staring at Temari's increasingly close face, before it finally hits you like a ton...no TWO tons of bricks! Temari like like's you! You feel the hair on the back of your neck and your head stand up as you feel the blood rush to your face. "oh." You say, probably no louder than a whisper.

Temari, like a lion stalking its prey, realizes that you realize the situation now, and pounces on you....no she literally pounces on top of you, knocking you over and pinning you to the ground as she looks down at you, smiling. "So I told you how I feel, and you recognize it finally huh?" She says, grabbing your wrists with her hands and pinning them above you. As strong as you are, you feel incredibly powerless right now, and the manic look in Temari's eyes is a bit...scary. Girls are scary. Older, taller girls are the scariest. "So, you gonna' tell me how you feel about me now, or keep a girl waiting?"

"I....uh." You gulp, trying to look away from Temari's gaze, but she keeps moving her head along with yours. "Um....I like punching things."

"What?" She asks, raising a brow.

"I like punching things," you continue. "And, like, I usually solve a lot of problems that way. But um, over the last month or so, I'v been put in situations where punching things doesn't help me. And this is one of them. So I'm just...confused as to what to do here." You admit, starting to sweat.

"You tell me whether you like me or not." Temari says, a shadow cast over her face. "Your answer determines what happens after that." She leans down, both of your noses touching as she stares into your very soul. "Now, do you like me, Hikigaya Tetsu?"

>A. Yes
>B. No
>C. "I like someone else."
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>>2362939
>>A. Yes
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>>2362939
>>B. No
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>>2362939

>A. Yes
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>>2362939
>>A. Yes
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>>2362907
I honestly thought sakura was gonna win for a while
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>>2362939
>Yes
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>>2362939
>>A. Yes
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>>2362939
>A. Yes
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>>2362939
>A. Yes

>>2362947
Yea she had a real strong showing before she was dropped in favor of anko.
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>>2362939
>A
>Then give a discription of all her qualities to make her blush to.
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>>2362939
>A. Yes
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>>2362947
No fishnets she lost 40% of votes because of it.this is a joke don't take is seriously
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>>2362939
>C. "I like someone else."
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I still like Anko more, we can't go out with someone just because their fashion reminds us of an unrequited or lost love, that's how you get to be Humbert Humbert.
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Ladies and gentleman.....
TEMARI HAS WON THE HIKIBOWL!
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>>2362939
Can we pick A and C at the same time?
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>>2362974
Anko would have been a great fit for Sinchu at the start of the quest because they're both lazy assholes. But now Sinchu is getting his act together so they wouldn't be the most toxic couple in konoha anymore.
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>>2362981
The Hikibowl is big enough for more, she'll be at her village most of the time anyways.
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>>2362981
As if there was any other choice.
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>>2362981
So can we play as other clan members before the timeskip?
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>>2362994
There was though, and you won.
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>>2362981

Feels pretty good man

>>2362995

That's a good question
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>>2362939
>>A. Yes
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>>2363001
So, what do you like about Temari?
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>>2363000
I mean, if you /want/ inferior genes and higher chance of birth defects from an older woman.
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>>2363006
It's faggots like you that got Sakura kicked off the waifu short bus.
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>>2363006
We had plenty of choice: Ino, Sakura, Karin, Neji, and Suzu.
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"...Yes." You say, after what feels like an eternity of being pinned down by Temari.

She smiles, sitting up and letting go of your wrists so that you can sit up as well. The look on her face is happy, like she's just won a big ol' competition and you were the prize. After a moment though, that smile begins to wilt. "Hey you're not just...saying that because I bullied you right?"

"No, I like you." You admit, still sitting down in the dirt and talking about your emotions with a girl a year older than you and at least two inches taller.

"What uh...what do you like about me?" She asks, crossing her legs and waiting patiently.

>Well? What DO you like about her?
>Also yeah, we'll do more stuff with other family members before the time skip, it's been a while since we've done that huh?
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>>2363009
Of all of those you listed Sakura was the only actual contender and ankofags shut her down. Ino shut herself down though.
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>>2363016
How did you use the same pic three times in a row?
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>>2363009
>Neji
That was a Takabowl contender anon
>>2363016
>U got fishnets
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>>2363016
>>Well? What DO you like about her?
She's forward and direct, and not afraid to go for what she wants. It's nice.
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>>2363016
"I like how you wear your forehead protector on your neck so I can do this," kiss her forehead.
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>>2363016
I think the main thing is that she always supported our relationship with Gaara
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>>2363026
support
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>>2363016
"I like that you're straightforward about what you want. And your confidence."
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>>2363007
>>2363009
My actual reasoning is that I enjoy what her character brings to the table as far as interaction goes, since she's one of the strongest characters in the series. And being in a relationship with her ensures we continue our involvement with the Sand, and provides political intrigue in the future.

Whereas Sakura provides nothing other than a decently attractive waifu with no plots stemming from it.

>>2363016
"You're strong and determined,"
And then >>2363028
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>>2363029
No she didn't, she was always going along with what Gaara said because he's their village's volatile superweapon.
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>>2363016
>Well? What DO you like about her?
Her smart head, her bluntness (no girls have ever done the work to talk to Hiki like she did), her love for her family like how she protected Gaara in the exams. Her excellent taste in clothing (fishnets). Her eyes to.
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>>2363016

Can we combine all of these here together? >>2363026
>>2363028
>>2363029

>>2363019

They all have diferent file names, and one's edited so there's the answer
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>>2363016
Supporting a mix of >>2363026
>>2363037
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>>2363037
Political Intrigue? Leaf and Mist are the only ones who bothered with that, and the most sneaky thing Sand ever did we thwarted.
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>>2363043
Supporting instead of >>2363045
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>>2363016
"That cocky smile of yours that screams 'No one can beat me.'"
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>>2363050
How does family work in this context? What happens diplomatically? Kekkei Genkai is different from Hiden Clans so we can't assume it would be the same as in canon. It's fun to think about.
Also the whole deal with Konoha Crush was resolved via diplomacy, so I'd like to see more like that.
No need to get so salty anon, it's for the best.
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>>2363050

Are you saying that there's NO ONE in the Sand who'd be the least bit concerned with a kid from an outside village who's pals with two of the kazekage's kids, dating another, during the attack on the leaf turned into a giant robot and one shotted goddamn Shukaku?
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>>2363050
Don't be that guy. You know the one who tries to torpedo every choice after his pick lost. Stop trying to find holes, trust in Moon to keep it interesting.
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>>2363063
Their kages seem to be an inherited position instead of appointed by council, so no, just a bunch of sand people who hate coons.
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>>2363069
You're being that guy anon.
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>>2363075
Who makes a kid pariah the mayor?
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>>2363100
Konoha
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>>2363100
The Sand.
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>>2363016
Fishnet stockings
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>>2363116
I thought she wore shorts?
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I do ask at the risk of alienating myself further, but what is the appeal of fishnet?
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You like that she's forward and direct with you, and not afraid to after what she wants.

You're like the complete opposite of Shikamaru.

Writing.
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>>2363016
MOOOON!!

Did you see my post?
>>2362336
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>>2363149
Anon, everybody already thinks Kakashi, Iruka, Sinchu are gay.

Good idea for a funny scene though.
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Can we flip coins or roll dice on which of these new relationships are stable and which are duds?
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>>2363142
Good then. We will be a much better boyfriend with her.
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>>2363178

Let it go anon
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"You're very straightforward," You say without hesitation. "A lot of people I get along with are like that, mostly because I'm not that good at subterfuge...despite being a high ranking shinobi." You grin, scratching the back of your head. "I also like how you aren't afraid to go after what you want, it's thrilling really, I've never had someone just be so...upfront with me about stuff like this before."

"Well, I mean I had a lot of competition ya' know," Temari says, looking somewhat smug at your praises. "I had to think of a way to get your attention that was different."

"Really? Who else likes me?" You ask, tilting your head a bit.

Temari just stares at you. "You're...wow you really don't notice subtle things do you?" She asks, and you shake your head. "You know Karin likes you too, right?" The shocked expression on your face tells her no. "Wow....I mean I thought she was laying it on thick too."

"But...but me and Karin are Pun Pals, Pun Pals can't like each other like that." You say, running your hands through your hair.

Temari shrugs. "Eh, whatever. I won and I got the best boyfriend in the whole Leaf." She grabs you, hugging you close to her and she nuzzles the top of your head. This...this is nice. You also take slight notice of her fishnets, and your face begins to redden. "So," She says after a few moments of silence. "You still wanna' go get something to eat with Gaara."

"Sure." You say, standing up with Temari still hanging onto you. She squeaks bit, surprised at how easily you did that, before you sit her down. "Hmm, so Gaara knew too right, that was what that look was earlier?" Temari nods. You smile. "Well if Gaara knew, I bet your dad already does too. If he's fine with it, that means he must like me now!"

Temari's face drains of color, her smile turning upside down. "Oh god, I haven't told daddy."

What's the worst that could happen?

>END
>Hope you all had fun
>Sorry for the weird posting schedule.
Now next time, we'll finally get back to the other Tetsu, before timeskipping.
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>>2363181
Surely you don't expect all the couples to still be together over a few years?
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>>2363191
It's Naruto. That and it's a Shonen Manga. Aside from Yamcha and Bulma, what couples have ever broken up in those types of manga?
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>>2363191
In real life not necessarily. In Naruto yes. Don't act like the only reason you'd want that is to try and force your pick with Hiki.
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>>2363192
Good run as always. Can we get a ballpark on when the next session is?
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>>2363211
2018
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>>2363187
>Rasa was prepping himself for Hiki and Garra to finally come out as gay for each other
>Hiki and Temari dating throws him out of wack, being both relieved and saddened by Hiki and Garra not being gay
>The only thing that would have fucked his head even more would be a Hiki/Kankuro ship
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>>2363212
Well shit guess I'll probably miss the start of the next thread then.
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>>2363192
So you're consigning yourself to beingg a hack? Long-distance relationships are difficult with skype, and teen relationships are like fireworks, burning up excitingly and near instantly.
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>>2363221
your choice lost, get over it.
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>>2363212

Minutes from now, got it
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>>2363217
>Kankuro then comes home with Kin, and Rasa has to deal with his son being such a shut in loser that he literally fucks a wooden sex doll.
>Retires, thinking that Temari or Gaara will become Kazekage in his place.
>Nope, Kankuro gets picked.
>Somehow he got the puppet pregnant.
>"I hate sand."
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>>2363187
Why not the forehead kiss?
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>>2363221
Dude stop. It's getting embarrassing.
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>>2363221
>So you're a hack
It only took you 19 threads to figure this out?
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>>2363224
I don't want a status quo, I want developments. "These two got together and continued to be together just cuz" is not exciting, I need some chance involved here, but low DCs are compatible personalities and high DCs for incompatible personalities or unfavorable circumstances.
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>>2363224
When did harem ever lose? Harem can and will rise again like a raging forest fire.
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>>2363240
You are free to start your own Naruto quest with those things. In this one you're the only person with an issue.
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>>2363226
I thougth Rin's wood body became as hard as iron. Oh well i guess it's just a harder wood (iron wood?).
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>>2363247
What idiot would center a NALT quest around romance?
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>>2363253
You seem to be trying to.
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>>2363195
I wanna see Shino with Kiba: Shiba.
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>>2363254
Not the quest, the timeskip.
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>>2363262
So who did you want to win?
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>>2363265
Nobody, I want everyone to be miserable so I can fap.
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>>2363274
Alright just confirming that engaging you is a waste of time. Later
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>>2362981
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>>2363328
Don't fret, bowls are annual by nature.
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>>2364675
Bootyful.




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