>>2341295
>Hit him as hard as you can. He can't get adjusted if he dies in one swing.
Time to shred him into five pieces between four scythes.

>>2341295
>Hit him as hard as you can. He can't get adjusted if he dies in one swing.
Also hey spooks

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Not a fan of mantis boi but I'll stick around so you know I'm supporting you, Spookyng-senpai.

>>2341295
>Hit him as hard as you can. He can't get adjusted if he dies in one swing.
Fukkin Askin

That is a pretty one sided vote.

So...
Time to bring out the dice

Roll 3d10
DC: 25 Crit: 28
best of 3

>writing

Erm.. guys?

Rolled 8, 6, 6 = 20 (3d10)

>>2341436

Rolled 7, 9, 10 = 26 (3d10)

>>2341436
Rip spoony

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>>2341472
Wow... Ask and you shall receive.
Sometimes I think that 4chan just loves me

Rolled 8, 6, 1 = 15 (3d10)

>>2341436


>>2341472
whoa

Rolled 1, 7, 9 = 17 (3d10)

>>2341436

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Hearing your words the Quincy speaks up in shock.

"W-W-W-What the heck?!"
He looks into your eye and sees a mounting bloodlust which honestly terrifies him.
With a quick twist and the turn of a knob he activated the strange mechanism on his hand and it unwinds into a bow.
His response seemed much more instinctual than what you expected from the clown but it suited him well.
Perhaps this was the first time in quite a while for him to feel genuinely threatened.
"Zweifach licht!"

Readying his bow Askin fired two arrows simultaneously.
As the two projectiles approached you let out a loud cackle and kept up your charge, not slowing down the slightest.
With a quick cock of your neck you dodged one of the flying beams of light and it darted past you, only grazing your cheek slightly.
The other one was a clean hit... according to Askin.

In actuality it hit your eye patch and passed harmlessly through your hollow hole.
Suffice to say, seeing an absolutely manic hollow approaching him at terminal velocity and it not even being phased by being shot in the head was enough for Askin to proverbially shit himself.

And now that he was within reach it was time to teach him how correct he was in fearing you.
With one laugh you sliced horizontally before you and to give credit where it's due Askin quickly back pedaled out of harms way.
But you won't let him get away that easily.
With one powerful step you cracked the ground under you, causing Askin to lose balance before he could use Hirenkyaku to get away.
Now slicing from the other side you attempted to perform a pincer attack.
.
Once more the Sternritter amazes you.
For someone who is this laid back he's definitely competent when it matters.
He quickly assessed the situation and used the weakness of your scythes and took a step closer to you.
"What now big guy?"
He asked in a satisfied tone.

You looked him straight in the eye, your grin not leaving your face for one second.
The protective plates of armor at your sides unravel and your fifth and sixth arms quickly reach for the quincy.
Not satisfied with merely grabbing him, you dug your fingers into his flesh.
"What now? Big guy?"

"Erm-"

Throwing your scythe wielding arms aside you lifted Askin high into the air and spun him around before impaling him on your horns.
Now bringing your weapons to bare you decapitated the poor fool with four blades at once, not even giving him the opportunity to seal his wound.
His blood washed over your face as you had the widest and most horrid of smiles... and potentially an erection.

"Damn that felt good!"

>>2341563
Pretty metal

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Removing the carcass of the quincy from your horns you threw his bloody remains to the ground with a powerful slam.
After turning back to Kaizar you started speaking up while heaving a little bit.

"Reduce the lethality of that.
Asshole."

"Actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea-"
You quickly turn back in shock to see the beheaded body rising up while Askins decapitated head kept japping on.
"Now why didn't I think of that? Oh wait... I did."

Seeing strands of spiritual energy extended from his neck you immediately realized what was going on.
You've seen this technique before when fighting the quincy.
And so you knew what you had to do.
You took a step forward and raised your scythes in an attempt to cut the strands.
But you found yourself weak and powerless.
The poison that up until now you managed to combat through sheer willpower and an adrenaline high has caught up with you.

It was only a brief stop but it was enough for Askins body to ready an arrow.
But this one was different than the ones before it. It was purple.
"Gift pfeil!"

The arrow punctures your heart, letting its death dealing toxins enter your system.
Your entire body shivers as the poison starts to course through your body, worsening your symptoms.

Meanwhile Askins body made its way to its head and after dusting it off slightly popped it back in place.
His flesh grew back together as the damage you inflicted seemingly disappeared.
He cracked his neck a few times to see if it works before speaking up.

"Man... this sucks...
Here I am trying to be all cool and then here you come, a maniac with a farm implement trying to chop me to bits.
Now I have to come up with all these new techniques...
Do you know how much it'll take me to come up with some properly dickish names for them?"

"S-Screw you..."

"No thanks.
Now be a good little boy and lay down.
It's going to be much quicker and less painful if you let the poison do its job."

You let out a deep growl as you look at him while your body is effectively dying.

>Retreat. At this rate you'll only get more poisoned.
>Fuck him. Keep going on.
>Other? (write-in)

>>2341629
>>Fuck him. Keep going on.

>>2341629
>Fuck him. Keep going on.
Oh no not nnoitra.

>>2341629
>Fuck him. Keep going on.

Spoon would rather die in battle then go home to be healed

>>2341640
Is that sarcasm or genuine worry?

>>2341629
>Fuck him. Keep going on.

>>2341629
>Fuck him. Keep going on.
I know that this option will kill him, but I also know that he wouldn't back down from a fight just because he's undergoing total and catastrophic cell death.

>>2341682
I can't imagine what Bleach would be like without Nnoitra I'm really, super cereal genuine.

>>2341694
Okay okay. Read you loud and clear

Anyways...
Roll 3d10 once more.
DC: 23 (Due to your previous success)
Crit: 27

>writing

>>2341629
>Fuck him. Keep going on.
>Try to destroy his eyes, if nothing else. Lethality has nothing to do with blindness!

Rolled 5, 10, 4 = 19 (3d10)

>>2341703

Rolled 1, 8, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>2341703
Time for die

Rolled 8, 9, 5 = 22 (3d10)

>>2341703
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>>2341721

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhMkI5aBZCM

There is no way you'll retreat.
Dying on the battlefield, soaked in blood.
Now that is how you want to die.

But...
Now that you are faced with that very real possibility you feel... strange.
It's a sensation you are very familiar with. It was your only companion for a very long time.
But you did not expect to meet him here of all places... and not after all this time.

Despair.

Looking at this man you realized something you didn't know about yourself.
All this time you believed you want to die while fighting.
Or... at least that's what you told yourself so many years ago.
It's strange. You didn't even realize that you stopped saying that quite a while ago.
When was it?

"Why do you want to die?"

Ah...
That's when.

You let out a little snicker and look at the bastard behind you with blood partially blinding you.
"Can't believe he rubbed off on me like that..."
You mutter to yourself, realizing something very important in the process.
No longer do you cover a warriors death.

The enjoyment of battle is still a driving force behind your actions, sure.
But now... What matters now are the people you fight for.
And living to meet them afterwards.

Looking back at the quincy you realize just how afraid you are of this guy.
He's no longer just some idiot that you got to cut down a few pegs.
He is genuinely terrifying you.
Maybe it's just the blood in your eyes mixed with the poisons ruining your system but you can even see a skull floating behind him.

"H-Heh...
Awfully nice of you to wait for me like that..."
You speak up.

"I'm not one to bother a man when he spaces out like that.
Besides that means more time for the poison and less for me."

"N-Nevertheless...
Thanks for that."
You raise your scythes.
"I'm good again.
Prepare yourself!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI

Letting out your battlecry you charged the quincy with your weapons raised once more.
But this time things are a bit different.
Having witnessed your trickery once made Askin wary.
He's focused on keeping you as far away as possible while taking potshots at you.
It's nothing that'd ever seriously injure you but it's more than enough to keep you pinned.

As a particularly violent volley hits your chest you can't help but wince at the mounting pain that is in your body.
Using sonído you attempted to close the gap once more but the quincy is slippery and he notices your body tensing up for the high speed movement and responded by using Hirenkyaku at the exact same time.
This is getting more and more out of hand.
Not only can't you properly damage him without actively making things more difficult for yourself, catching him is also a pain in the ass.

But that's when the idea hits you.
You don't necessarily have to "harm" him.
He may be invulnerable but he sure isn't invincible.
So you decided to shift your focus and try to immobilize or disrupt rather than actually injure him.
You aren't Kaizar.
But the least you can do is try.

Sticking out your tongue you began charging a massive amount of reishi at its tip.
The yellow mass of energy quickly gathered into a spherical construct and once it was complete you fired off your Cero straight at the quincy.
And once the attack was off you initiated your master plan.

Askin of course saw the roaring blast an decided that he just won't deal with it.
After creating a few platforms of reishi to hop on he nonchalantly skipped away from danger.
Of course all that time he had his bow fixated on the point where the cero was fired from.
But once he was high enough he saw that you were no longer there.
Desperately he switched to his spiritual senses, trying to triangulate your location. However it was all for naught.

"What the?!"

Suddenly you jumped out of the still ongoing Cero after using its spiritual mass to camouflage your presence.
With four scythes armed and ready for attack you dashed towards the quincy as fast as you could manage.
But as you got close enough Askin suddenly turned around with a purple globe in his hand.

"Gift Ball!"

Nimbly avoiding your blades he thrust his ball into your face and it exploded in a purple mist on contact.
Falling to the ground uncontrollably you grasped your face as you plummeted.
Screaming in agony you writhed in the crater that your body formed on landing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTI_Bzy29I

Try as you might you simply couldn't rub your face enough to be rid of that god awful sensation.
As if acid was poured onto your face it started sizzling and steaming.
But the worst part was your eye.

You couldn't see.
And no matter how much you rubbed it, the stuff that was blocking your vision didn't come out.

"Afraid it's not going to help bud."
The quincy spoke up and you nervously jerked yourself in the direction of his voice.
"It's not something in your eye, it IS your eye.
Had to pop free one of my eyeballs and scarf it down for this to work but I'm glad I did.
You were becoming a nuisance."

So it has come to this.
You are now blind.
Before you had enough trouble without depth perception but now?
Now it's almost pointless...

>Just give up and let the others handle it
>No... If you learned something... it's to never give up!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2341946
>>No... If you learned something... it's to never give up!

>>2341946
>No... If you learned something... it's to never give up!

NOW ITS JUST FUN!

>>2341946
>No... If you learned something... it's to never give up!
Too bad for mantis boi this isn't Dragon Ball.

>>2341946
>No... If you learned something... it's to never give up!
Rip out that useless eye, you won't need it if you can't see with it.

>>2341967
Funny you should mention that...
I've been entertaining the thought of doing a dragon ball quest next.
However the market for those seems to be even more over saturated than for Bleach quests so...

I'll just stick with what I had planned

>Also

Please roll 3d10 once more
Best of 3 as always
DC: 23 Crit 26

Rolled 1, 2, 9 = 12 (3d10)

>>2341997

Rolled 8, 8, 3 = 19 (3d10)

>>2341997

Rolled 6, 5, 8 = 19 (3d10)

>>2341997

>>2342002
>>2342003
>>2342013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pVT_mvvZLo

>>2341997
>I've been entertaining the thought of doing a dragon ball quest next.
Nononononono

>I'll just stick with what I had planned
Thank God.

Speaking of Quests, how would people feel about a Bleach one where the MC is more of a Rukia?

Also AU because Bleach is a setting I don't feel like I could do all the characters justice in.

>>2342028
AU? all unique?

Eh...
Do whatever you like honestly.
Some of the characters in Bleach are really hit or miss.
And many of them are literally just personofied tropes

>>2342039
Yeah, but most of the Soul Reapers are more deserving of a main character spot than Ichigo.

>all unique?
Yeah, but nothing too OTT and gay like T. rex Hollows or anything like that.

>>2342028
Also
>Nononono

Really?

I even had a pretty nifty premise for it.
Basically the whole thing woulda been set in universe 6, as far from main canon as possible.

>>2342046
>I even had a pretty nifty premise for it
Tell me more, it /could/ be interesting, but DBZ doesn't have a great track record of quality.

>as far from main canon as possible
That would be one of the exempt universes, but U6 has potential. Except all the Saiyans are shit.

>>2342052
They have saiyan womyn so they win by default.
Kefla is just perfect.

But the MC woulda been a human.
Kinda like that story where a guy dies and he is reborn as Yamcha, where he becomes the strongest instead of Goku

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>>2342056
>But the MC woulda been a human
So it would have been set in the past? U6's Earth done got blowed up.

>Kefla is just perfect

>>2342061
No. Post tournament of power.
Basically the idea is that Vegeta wished the universes back.

The idea was that I'd explore exactly how Earth got blown up there.
Heh... let's just say I had a few... interesting ideas.

Also... don't judge me.
She was just so adorable, the perfect mix of Kale and Cauliflas features.
And those abs...

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>>2342061
Look at it.
This is what peak performance looks like!

>>2342067
>perfect mix of Kale and Cauliflas features
But Kale doesn't have any good features.

>>2342068
Peak performance is pigtails Videl.

>>2342074
She does.

She's tall and had her hair in a pony tail.
Both of which Kefla inherited

So, uhhh
Why is spoony kinda fighting alone right now?
Didn't we bring the whole gang so that we could easily dogpile and gangbang each individual boss?

>>2342078
>had her hair in a pony tail
Okay, that's true.

>tall
None of Toriyama's new designs look tall at all. And that's not a good thing either.

>>2342082
She's taller than Caulifla who was always a bit too short for me.

>>2342080
Simple. Spoopy is not good at writing.
So I'm focusing on Nnoitora for a bit instead of splitting my attention.
Just bear with me on this one

>>2342092
>instead of splitting my attention
That's not what Kubo would want.

>She's taller than Caulifla
I think she's still shorter than Bulma or Chi Chi.

Upon hearing Askins words you realized there was only one thing to do.
Reaching for your own eye you tore it out of its socket and crushed it as you tightened your hold on it.

"Ouch.
Didn't think you'd go for it."

"If I can't see with it... it's useless for me!"

"Admirable.
But in the end futile.
All you did is buy yourself a few extra seconds.
Which is not much if you factor in blood loss."
You raised your weapons in response to that.
"Oh? Don't tell me you are planning to fight in that condition.
You could hardly hit me before.
How do you expect to fight me now?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mSp-bGx4-E

With your world completely gone dark you began focusing your mind.
You could feel your reiatsu sharpening, your senses becoming more keen.
Now at your very peak you charged Askin once more while relying only on your sense of reiatsu to guide you.

You can faintly sense him.
Slightly to your right.

Swinging once you try actually hitting him.
As expected he easily side steps your attack.
And as you prepared for the follow up he began suppressing his energy.
Instead of applying pressure all you did was making a fool out of yourself.

That faint signal that you can still feel is also not a huge help.
Sure you know his position at any given time but you have no idea what he is doing or what he's about to do.
After another botched swing you feel your scythe getting heavier.
The bastard is standing on it.

"Now this is just sad.
Please... go and sit down somewhere.
I don't want to feel like I'm kicking a stray puppy."

"SHUT UP!"
You swing in an attempt to get rid of him.

But it's all so pointless.
Your moves are all basically telegraphed to him while his are about as unknown and arcane to you as they can get.
"As I sai-"

BOOM

You heard a loud crash and then the spiritual signal of the quincy got flung far away from you.
That could only be...

"Kaizar!"

"Sorry about that.
I got tired of observing him and not coming up with anythin."

"That's not the point!
I don't need your help asshole!
I can handle him!"

"Not in that condition...
At least not alone."

"Tch...
You do realize he adapted to your punches now, right?!"

"To that punch maybe..."

So has the spoon boy died again?
>>2341997
Your original idea isn't exactly the best considering you want a beserk like setting and you are gonna keep things like rape and also make the quest difficult as all hell.

>>2342155
Some people are into that

>>2342155
>He doesn't want to struggle against the machinations of fate
Fuck off Apostle.

"So... did you find out anything about him?"
Kaizar asks you.

"No...
Not a god damned thing!
Taking his head off is not good!
I'm starting to believe he can't even be killed."

"You and I both know no such thing exists."

"Then what smartass?
Cutting the head is pretty much the one thing that SHOULD kill everyone!"

"I don't know...
That's what we'll have to find out ourselves.
But first...
Come closer! I want to take a look at your eye."

But as Kaizars hand approached you, you swatted it away.
"Get that shit out of here!
I made a mistake and now I'm going to live with it!
Besides you heal it now and it'll just start poisoning me again!"

"He's right you know!"

"Nobody cares about what you have to say Askin!"
Kaizar then turns to you.
"Fine. If that is how you want to do it...
But that still leaves something.
You're not fit for this fight right now.
The way you are you'd only get in the way.
So go get out of the danger zone and start injecting yourself so you don't die on the spot."

"SCREW YOU!"

"Listen to me!
You're gravely injured!
Let those who aren't take things from here!
Nobody is asking you to kill yourself!"

>Begrudgingly accept
>Refuse
>Other? (write-in)

>>2342209
>Refuse
Killing Askin isn't even that hard lmao.

>>2342155
And I don't recall saying that it'll be that hard.
As long as you don't do something stupid there won't be any "rocks fall, everyone dies".

You might get mauled or maimed on failure but that's about it.
I won't be unfair, just challenging

>>2342209
>>Begrudgingly accept

>>2342209

>Begrudgingly accept

>>2342200
Some people are into ntr but that doesn't mean everyone is.
>>2342216
I am pretty sure you said you wanted t make it difficult at some point, Also expecting a besker like setting to go well when using dice is stupid.

>>2342277
Difficult as in, you have great obstacles to overcome. By that I don't mean impossible ones
And I'm well aware of how much of a factor luck is.

I already have a few "worst case scenarios" worked out.
Like in one relatively early adventure you have the potential of losing an arm.
In another an eye.
In one a companion.

So on and so forth.

>>2342294
Lover being raped on there as well? cause that basically what besker was, murder,rape and people slowly losing their goddamn minds.

>>2342319
I'll have rape because it's in the not!Middle ages where murder, rape and other lovely things were in fact not uncommon.
And I already did say that cucking won't be in there.

Rolled 6, 3, 6 = 15 (3d10)

Hmmm... it's 2 against 1
So Spoony is out of the fight.

In that case roll 3d10.
I'll only take the third roll into consideration.
And it has to beat my roll

>writing

Rolled 1, 8, 6 = 15 (3d10)

>>2342336

Rolled 1, 5, 9 = 15 (3d10)

>>2342336

Rolled 10, 1, 5 = 16 (3d10)

>>2342336

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>>2342339
>>2342342
>>2342343
>>2342336
Just

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For a few moments you hesitated, not knowing how to even respond to that.
But after thinking things through a couple of times you realized that Kaizar was right.
In the state that you are right now you'll only get in the way of the others.

"Tch...
Fine.
But you'd better kill this bastard."

And with that said you retreated back to a safe distance.
All the while you could feel your insides giving out slowly.
In fact with most of the adrenaline out of your system you started to feel the effects of the poison in their entirety.
Before you could even find a place to sit down your legs gave out and you fell.
Your breathing became heavy and irregular with every breath feeling like someone was stabbing you in the lungs.
"Go get 'em guys..."
You murmured to yourself, half as an encouragement and half as a cursing of your own lack of strength.

With Nnoitora out of the way Kaizar turned his attention to the quincy.
"You're going to pay for that."

"I doubt that.
Even if you did assemble your little boyscouts.
You'll need much more than that if you intend to collect."
Askin then extended his hands and a wave of purple spread around him on the ground.
"Gift Bad!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk

Suddenly everyone but you jumped into the air to avoid the poison.
"Hmmm... what's wrong? Not gonna dodge?"

"No."
You then raised your hand and snapped your fingers.

At your command the others all charged the enemy.
All except Sophia who opted to stay behind and watch over Nnoitora.

First was Dante and his father.
The two of them blitzed around the battlefield and attacked the quincy simultaneously from both sides.
In response to that Askin deactivated his bow and chose to form another reishi weapon to fight with.
Quickly he created a staff which appeared to be made out of molecules and used it to parry both strikes.

"Gift Ball!"

He threw a projectile toward Dante who was quick to slice it in half.
Your grandson freezes in place for a moment, no doubt he realized that even that was enough to activate the balls effect.
But it's ultimately Askin who's caught off guard by this as Dante resumes his assault without much difficulty.

"DAMN!
What did they feed you as a baby?
Adamantium?"

"Nope only asshole repellent!"

"Well that ridiculous immune system of yours will only save you for so long!"

Suddenly Asher also joined in on the conversation.
"Good to know.
I'll just have to kill you before then.
ANGUIS!"

The chain like serpent extended from Ashers palm and bit into the wrist of Askin who gasped in surprise.
Dante then grabbed the chain and wrapped it around the quincys hands before he slammed his bastard sword right through the foot of Askin.
His weapon dissolved into one lump of dense metal and bound Askins legs.
Now both of them jumped backwards as they cried in unison.

"NOW!"

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It quickly became clear what the duos plan was as the majestic figure of Marr soaring through the sky became visible.
With his fist cocked and ready he came crashing down right on top of Askin.
He aimed for the mans heart but unfortunately for him the Quincy fell backwards in surprise and so he had to adjust the angle of his punch.
In the end he hit him right in the gut but not a drop of blood was actually spilled.
It's more accurate to say a hole opened in Askins chest, around Marrs arm due to the shockwave.

But even that wasn't the end of things.
He jumped back as he expected the finishing move to come any second now.
And he was correct assuming that.

"Cascada!"
Harribel shouted and a torrent of water began assaulting the Quincy.
The idea was not to damage him. No... he was to be drowned.

For a second there you truly thought you struck gold.
Bound and restrained, with such a massive wound given to him in an instant... and the water choking the life out of him while he's busy reconstituting himself.
It really did seem like the thing that'd finally put an end to this.
But sadly it was not meant to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NArFIVt9t1Y

Suddenly a pillar of energy erupted from within the water, shattering Askins bindings and scattering the water.
In there the quincy stood unharmed, unchained and unleashed.
He looked at you through his visor.

"So...
That's what you cats been up to while mister Handy over there was entertaining me...
Clever. Very clever.
And honestly I might even commend you for your efforts... if I wasn't so terribly nettled that I had to use this...
It's called Hasshein. And it's a real pain in the ass to use, more so than other Vollständig.
So I think I'm going to return the favor and mess you all up."

He reached forward and formed another ball in his hand.
This one however was slightly different. Bearing a bunch of white dots connected by white lines, it had the same motif as Askins "wings".
Seeing that made all of you incredibly nervous and all your friends started running away.

"Don't bother."
The Quincy continued.
"Gift Ball Deluxe..."

>>2342486
Better use ZA WARUDO.

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As the orb expanded it consumed the entire area.
Looks like Askin was correct... there was nowhere to run.

Everywhere the eye could see stood the massive, purple walls of the Gift Ball.
And its effects you could feel immediately.
Grasping at your chest you began heaving as Askin explained things to you.

"Sorry. But you managed to piss me off.
So I decided to end things here.
Oh and don't bother trying to escape.
Once the Gift Ball Deluxe goes up it stays there until I say otherwise.
And it's inescapable."

You looked around and saw the balls effects immediately.
Dante and Sophia were holding out pretty well but the others... those of whom were still standing fell to their knees, coughing up discolored blood.
And Nnoitora who was already down fell unconscious immediately.
You yourself weren't holding out too well either with the pain in your chest growing stronger.
It was getting difficult to breathe.

"M-My body... is at its limits?"
You shook your head. That is simply impossible!
And yet... you felt the pain growing slowly.
Things are looking rather grim all of a sudden.

"I need to finish this quickly!"

>Segunda Etapa!
>USE EVERYTHING!
>"Hogyoku... it's time to merge"
>Other? (write-in)

>>2342522
>Segunda Etapa!

>>2342522
>Segunda Etapa!

Can we do the thing

The thing where we give Askin super cancer, ramp it up as much as possible so that he has to use his lethality to cancel it, and then hit the off switch so that he deletes himself

Because that was such a cool idea

>>2342522
>Segunda Etapa!
Fuck

>>2342522
>Segunda Etapa!
I like this idea >>2342535

Okay then.
Please roll 3d10 once more
Best of 3
DC: 20 Crit: 25

>writing

>>2342522
I though we wanted to avoid merging with the plot rock.

Rolled 5, 1, 4 = 10 (3d10)

>>2342595

>>2342598
extreme times call for extreme measures

Rolled 5, 3, 7 = 15 (3d10)

>>2342595
pls don't fuck it up

Rolled 8, 5, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>2342595

Rolled 1, 6, 8 = 15 (3d10)

>>2342595

Jesus christ the dice are cursed tonight

>>2342603
Would merging with the plot rock lead to an auto bad end? also i rolls are cursed tonight

>>2342598
>>2342600
>>2342604
>>2342610
And as you can see... merging might even be necessary

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>>2342600
>>2342604
>>2342610
Looks like Nnoitra's jobbing rubbed off on us.

And Askin isn't even the strongest Elite!

>>2342618
No. Why would it?

Couldn't we have used fire sword to burn away the gift ball poison?

>>2342623
But it would lead to auto good end?

>>2342630
Askin is bullshit so its unlikely that would work.

>>2342633
anon its basically a powerup so we too can be reality warping bullshit

>>2342630
It's not literal poison.
He is reality warping so essentially you become allergic to a substance of his choosing.
Mostly reishi in general or the various gases in the air

>>2342622
No but at least you'll have one fight that's easier than this one later down the line... then 2 harder ones before the BBEG

>>2342644
>one fight that's easier than this one later down the line
Pernis Parkinggarage?

>2 harder ones before the BBEG
Gerard & Lille?

So it looks like fusion is about to happen, anyone wanna spit ball what will happen to our powers.

>>2342653
Lille is ded my dude.
It's Gremmy

>>2342667
Right, I was thinking of canon for some reason.

Did you know a lot of people think Pepe was the original Fourth Elite?

>>2342656
Our face will be ripped off at some point.

>>2342682
Good thing we can regrow that.

You drew your blade in preparation for what's to come.
The blade of Mera flared up as your body did the same.
Thrusting the knife into your chest you activated your secondary release.
The armor that covered your body crumbled to dust and the slime on your body evaporated, forming a thick mist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvClQP4oMeE

As the residue collects on your skin it forms black, chitinous pieces of protective plates.
With a swipe of your hand you cleared the mist and caused the cape behind you to flutter in the wind.
Askin just watched this silently happening and once you were done he clapped.

"Took you long enough.
Now finally the real fight can begin!
I must say I'm really interested to see what will happen when we-"

"No..."

"Excuse you?"

"There won't be a fight.
The only thing that there will be is an execution!"
Pointing your hand forward you spoke up.
"RESPIRA!"

Askins eyes widened as the ocean of fog began rolling forward.
Quickly he took to the skies in an attempt to evade it but it was futile.
Wherever he went the cloud followed.
And since he was too focused on the mist itself you decided to capitalize on that.

Using Sonído you appeared above him and with one powerful kick you sent him flying straight into the fog.
As the quincys lungs and pores were filled with the deadly cloud you began speaking to him.

"It's such a shame you erected this Gift Ball of yours.
If it weren't here you might've had a chance of evading it.
But you know... it's inescapable."

Askin let out some horrid sounding gurgles as your powers slowly started working on him.
Deciding that he's worthy for the "Aizen Treatment" you began rapidly regrowing his own cells at an unprecedented rate.
To his credit he did manage to ward off the cancerous growths pretty well.
That Deathdealing of his is quite powerful indeed.
He even managed to suppress you for a while.

However you just scoffed at that and increased the rate at which he was healed.
Suddenly you found yourself in an arms race of who can overpower whose power.
And for a while it seemed that you were pretty evenly matched.
Every time you increased the rate at which he was healed he simply increased his tolerance to it.
That was when you had a rather devious idea.

With a smirk you spoke up.
"Congratulations Askin.
You won. You managed to beat my power!
Now here's your prize!"

Closing your fist you suddenly ordered your little helpers to stop immediately and made them retreat.
Your idea was that Askin couldn't stop his own power quick enough and it'd ultimately destroy or at the very least gravely wound him.
But much to your surprise... he just stood there like nothing happened.

>>2342724
>With a smirk you spoke up.
>"Congratulations Askin.
>You won. You managed to beat my power!
>Now here's your prize!"
After an edgelord moment like that we deserve a Gift Ring to the dick.

>>2342724
Goddamnit dice

Ruining such a cool plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaXr7tY5nOg

Askin looked at you a bit confused as to what just happened.
Meanwhile your eyes grew wider as he spoke up.

"Oh... was that supposed to harm me?
Oh shit, I'm sorry! I didn't realize.
Sadly you're a bit too late for that my friend."
He pointed at his own Vollständig.
"I told you this was a pain in the ass to use, didn't I?
Well I guess I should clarify something.
This thing is a pain to use because it gives me absolute awareness of your surroundings.
Yes I see that expression of yours and I'm lovin' it but let's stay on topic!
So normally I need a pretty thorough understanding of my environment, my enemy and my own anatomy to work with the Death dealing.
But Hasshein helps me by analyzing every minute change in my environment.
Let's say... you could change your reiatsu 52 times a second even if just a bit! Then my powers wouldn't work because I'd need to manually adjust my resistance every time.
But in Vollständig all I have to do is observe each of those 52 permutations once and I have countered them all.
So if a change happens in a compound I automatically adjust. Pretty neat don'tcha think?"

Your mouth hangs open in surprise at that.
"Y-You can not-"

"Oh but I can my friend!
That's exactly why I hate this power of mine.
It's so freakin' bothersome! That overload of information is seriously a nuisance!
Anyways... I think now it's about time to repay your kindness!"

Drawing a circle with his finger Askin creates a small circular reishi construct which he then puts on an arrowhead.
"Gift Ring..."
He fired his Heilig Pfeil at you with that strange ring attached to it.

Despite your movements being slowed down by the poisoning you still evaded it without much effort.
And that's why you were surprised when you felt the arrow hitting you in the back.
Suddenly an entire chunk of your back blew up, spewing blood and gore everywhere.
Wincing in pain you quickly reconstructed the area which amused Askin a great deal.

"What? Did you forget we can change the trajectory of those?"

And that's where I'll have to draw the line for today goys and grills.

I hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you guys next time.
(Maybe not next week because my weekend will be a bit fucked but we'll see)

However my week will be pretty chill from now on so I am open for any omake requests you may have.
So don't hold back!

'Till next time

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>>2342790
Thanks for running, it was shit.

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Hopefully next time anons won't be such pussies about merging with the hogyoku

>>2342807
That sounds like something the Hogyoku would say.

>>2342822
You sound like a pussy

So is the plot rock gonna force able fuse to us now in order to save our ass or did we fuck up and this quest might be ending sooner than we expected?

>>2342837
I don't have to take that from a rock.

>>2342840
The rock might, I don't think this will end against Askin, even if we get. Rekt but I could be wrong.

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>>2342845
Square up, thot
I'll fuckin stone you to death

Spooky, given how much strain and shit Kaizer's body is going through constantly right now will it get even stronger later?

It just makes me laugh that if Dante had the strength left to pull it off he could instantly kill Askin. Unless Askin is so horribly bullshit that he could change his susceptibility to time being stopped which shouldn't be possible since he's kinda y'know, stopped.

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>>2342940
>Askin is so horribly bullshit that he could change his susceptibility to time being stopped
Unless that's not an expression of Reiatsu, then he can become immune to it.

>>2342848
Fuck off Hogyoku, you can't have my body.

>>2343027
But it is dependent on adaptation. If he literally does not have time to adapt to it since time is stopped he hypothetically cannot become immune to it on the first time it is used against him. Second time probably. Unless of course how Dante's power works is that it slows down time to a stop albeit very rapidly. Then Askin could probably tell it to fuck off since he does have that small window to adapt.

Honestly it's a game of who can bullshit harder.

>>2343312
>it's a game of who can bullshit harder
I think that was Bleach's tagline for a while.

>>2342840
The plotrock won't force anything.
The devil only deals with willing people.

>>2342857
Not really due to the bizarre nautre of Askins power.

>>2342940
It's not even a matter of exhaustion, it's his body being wrecked by the Death Dealing.
But yeah the same trick he used against Lille would in fact work here if his attack was sufficient enough.

>>2343648
>would in fact work here if his attack was sufficient enough
Would it work against Pernida? What about Gerard?

>>2343648
This is why I am worried about fusing with plot rock.You just used the devil as an analogy for it. Although at this rate I don;t think we are gonna have a choice in the matter given how much we are struggling with this fuck and there are still like 3 people stronger than him. Fusing with the plot rock tho does open up some problem on your part as it make Kazier immortal.

>>2344065
>Pernida
Maybe

>Gerard
No. And not just "no" but "FUCK NO"

>>2344259
Yes but at the moment you are literally fighting against angels so you can eventually kill God.
And Kaizars whole spiel is that he likes playing the part of the devil

>On an unrelated note:

No omake requests? Really?
Okay then I'm just going to go with what I had planned then.
Here's a quick little rundown:

>Yhwach storms the gates / What happened after he ate god
>Shit hits the fan hard in Karakura town, AKA what Ichigo and co. were up to

>>2344259
Kaizar is already immortal, biologically.

By the way spooky did you ever do that omake about the hollows who are fans of the big shots like Kaizer and Starrk?

>>2344344
>No. And not just "no" but "FUCK NO"
I feel like Gerard is a pretty perfect counter to Kaiser.

Like the cancer would be pretty effective against Pernida, but it would just shoot Gerard's power through the roof.

He's kind of like a Hogyoku.

>>2344361
But the Hogyoku makes you immortal in the same sense that becoming a God Hand in Berserk does, it removes you completely from the 'mortal coil', as it were.

>>2344550
I'm sure you could just ask the hogyoku to let you die if it came down to it.
I don't really know why immortality is something that worries you anyways.

>>2344567
>I don't really know why immortality is something that worries you anyways
I'm not even that anon, I'm pretty ambivalent about using the Hogyoku.

>you could just ask the hogyoku to let you die if it came down to it
That goes against its raison d'etre.

>>2344621
Don't use random french like a fag.
Anyways, it wouldn't go against its purpose at all. It's purpose is to fulfill desires. If one's desire is to die, then allowing them to acting according to its purpose.

>>2344663
>random french
That's a legitimate phrase that works in English.

If you want to die then you aren't deserving of the Hogyoku.

>>2344684
It's a french phrase that should stay out of english. Only supreme faggots would use it.
It's not even a phrase for a concept that's hard to explain in english.

>>2344697
>brainlet mad he had to google raison d'etre

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>>2344725
Stay cuck, frenchie
Your language is only used by cowards and degenerates

How did my weariness of merging with plot rock ( which at the moment is wavering considering we are getting our shit stomped by this guy and our friends are in danger) turn into people arguing about French?

>>2344976
Blame the frenchie who wanted to try to appear smarter online by using an unnecessary foreign phrase.
It's just pretentious.

>>2344491
I kinda did...

I had one omake where the various hollows who are "fans" of the big shots gathered up and formed groups.
Of course since they were fans for various reasons they had these sub groups among them.

one were a group of body builders who wanted to get swole like them, the other were simply girls who looked at the stronk female hollows as models and there were those that just like imagining the famous hollows buttfucking each other

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Omake #1: Succession

"So... after all this time...
Here we are!"
Yhwach spoke as he looked at the imposing door in front of him.

"Indeed Your Majesty.
The time has finally come for your ascension.
As it should."

"Thank you Haschwalth.
Just...
Give me a minute.
I need to savor the moment."

With that Yhwach started taking deep breaths and looked quite ecstatic while doing so.
Meanwhile his attaché just looked non-plussed by all of this.
After a couple of minutes filled with total silence the king of the quincy finally spoke up.

"Let us go my children.
The future awaits!"
But as he placed one hand on the massive double door he hesitates for a moment.
"Oh... by the way...
Let me handle this!
And for the love of me, don't stand behind my back!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqrXM4WMSCw

With one mighty push the massive gate was torn open and almost off its hinges.
Almost immediately a variety of explosions and traps were triggered as the movement of the door triggered them.
However those were nothing, mere distractions before the actual assault.
Two plain looking but identical spheres flew towards the King. And the only reaction they got out of him was a smirk.

As if someone seized control of them the balls suddenly changed their trajectory and curved around Yhwach before returning to their original path.
Then as the smoke faded the King of all Quincy began marching forward while giving a speech.

"Ahhhh...
The famed Shihoin Yoruichi.
To what do I owe this pleasure?"

As he kept on marching forward the multitude of traps scattered all around the room triggered one by one.
But no matter what happened either he shrugged off these futile attempts at his life or the same thing happened with the balls happened, they avoided him.
Cursing under her nose Yoruichi kept firing orb after orb in the hopes of hitting him.
Two shots. She only needed two shots.
If they hit their marks then the King would surely drop dead.

Sadly however... she ran out of time as a dark figure loomed over him.
"Didn't your parents ever tell you that you're too old for playing with toys?"

She smirked nervously.
"They did... But I never paid attention.
And besides...
I'm just the distraction."

"GETSUGA TENSHO!"

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Kurosaki Isshin screamed as he jumped out from behind the Soul King and came crashing down with all his might.
But once his blade came to a stop he felt quite shocked.
His zanpakuto Engetsu was grabbed by the bare hand of the Quincy who just chuckled at him.

"Oh... I'm well aware!"
He gloated as Isshin was within his grasp.

However Papa Kurosaki was not done yet.
"Oh yeah?
Then how 'bout this?
BURN! ENGETS-"

"No."
Tightening his hold Yhwach shattered the blade of the zanpakuto with the greatest of ease.
As Isshins eyes slowly followed the falling fragments of his sword his soul was slowly filled with an insurmountable amount of fear.
"As I said... Aren't you two a bit too old to play with toys?
Now...
I must ask you children to leave... It's time for the adults to play!"

With one casual smack he swatted Isshin aside with enough force to cause a large chunk of a wall to shatter.
And with a thrust of his palm he managed to hit Yoruichi square in the middle of her forehead, knocking her out instantly.
Now with the two interlopers taken care off he called for his sons.

"My children...
I sprung all of the traps already.
Now would you be kind enough to take these two out of my sight?"

As the quincy quickly dragged the two unconscious shinigami away their king made his way towards the center of the room.
He looked at the crystaline structure with a particularly large amount of disgust.
"How many years?
For how many years have I been waiting for this moment?
And all for this? A corpse floating in a jar...
What a joke..."

But as he conjured his reishi blade and took a step forth to finish everything he set into motion a thousand years ago he encounters resistance he did not expect.

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A quivering mass of incomprehensible black energy emerged from the ground and caught the sword of the quincy effortlessly.
Reeling back more out of surprise than a sense of danger Yhwach struggled to make sense of what he saw.

"M-Mimihagi?!
YOU? Here?!
YOU BASTARD!
DID YOU ALREADY FORGET WHAT THESE PEOPLE DID TO YOU?!
YOU WOULD STAY AND DEFEND THOSE MONSTERS?
YOU WOULD PROTECT THAT CORPSE?!
WHY?
...
ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!"

The King was now practically shaking with rage.
The one being whom he couldn't predict, the one he thought wouldn't be a factor in this war standing in front of him.
Given up on the weapon he let go of it and tried to save his own arm instead.
With Mimihagis form squirming before him he finally made his move.

"Fine... Be that way.
I don't know what made you do this...
What made you protect this accursed system which you hate...
It doesn't matter anymore!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMGCcRAVpcM

Reaching forward he grabbed the blob and started exerting his power over it.
With irresistible force he began choking the life out of the deity and slowly absorbing it into himself.
Slowly the blackness that made up the right hand of the Soul King began enveloping Yhwach until an inky appendage sprouted from his right shoulder, with eyes covering it.
Heaving as the painful transformation subsided he grinned and looked upon the Soul King himself.

After a particularly gruesome display of ripping apart both Gods cage and body with his bare hands Yhwach began devouring him.
The earth shook as the seat of god laid empty.
But after the horrific sound of Yhwach swallowing things appeared to have calmed down.

"Perfect...
Now-"
He turned around and faced his children.
"Let there be light!"

At his command the entire palace began to take up the shape of Silbern.
Within one minute the entire realm shifted to fit the desire of its new master.
And just as the throne behind him formed out of nothing he sat down to look at his children.
One by one each and every one of the Quincy knelt down before their new God.

Standing up, Haschwalth made his way to his masters side.
"What is your wish Your Holiness?"

"Ah Haschwalth... My son...
It is good to see you..."
Suddenly eyes emerged from Gods shadowy cloak and looked at his aide.
"Take those two to the dungeon...
I... want to keep them for later... as... entertainment."

"As you wish.
Anything else?"

"Nothing. Nothing really."
He turned his attention to his new royal guard.
"My children.
I bestow upon each of you a palace fitting for your new position.
In exchange all you have to do is stop the invaders that are coming... or at least stall them while I sleep.
And remember: You have nothing to fear anymore.
Our new kingdom is coming and henceforth... death is meaningless."

The Schutzstaffel departed with haste, not wishing to disturb their new god.
Then Haschwalth turned to His Majesty.
"Will their deaths be painless at least?"

"I... do not know."

Omake #1: THE END

>>2351345
Damn, we should have eaten mimihagi when we had the chance.

>>2351363
Perhaps... perhaps not.

But hindsight isn't really the issue here.
If you knew this would happen, would you have killed Mimihagi who was by all accounts innocent?
If the only other alternative would've been Yhwach killing him

>>2351386
To be honest, yeah, I would have.
It's a little cruel, but hollows hardly care about cruelty. It'd be a practical decision, killing him then to deny a future enemy some power.

>>2351363
>eaten mimihagi
That sounds like a bad idea without the Hogyoku first.

>>2351429
You had the Hogyoku at that point already so that's a non-issue

The real complication woulda been Ukitake.

>>2351496
I meant without the Hogyoku as in it's not firmly implanted up our ass.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSO4aHy0IZ4

Your flesh got erased in a violent explosion as the quincys arrow pierced your skin.
Falling onto your knees you cried out in pain as Askin kept on rambling about how great he is.
But while he was practically jerking himself off at how great he is your flesh quickly got mended as the mist closed in on your wound.
Once your flesh, skin and armor violently snap back together from the scattered particles they exploded into you stand back up with a groan.

Obviously amazed by this Askin cuts himself off and starts to marvel at your ability.
"Remarkable!
Even while fighting my poison you are capable of reconstituting yourself to that extent?
Wow...
Is that how it feels to fight me?
Now I see why one would find it a bit obnoxious."

But as he says that you find yourself short of breath as the pain in every inch of your body steadily grows, numbing your senses.
With your situation getting more dire by the second you find yourself lost in thought as you weigh your options.
Using Mera would only get you as far as the first hit lands with her, after which she'd be rendered quasi useless.
The quincys immune system makes him capable of either resisting or completely beating both your hollow energy and your Einherjar...

"Meaning my only option is-"

"Might I suggest something else?"

"Y-You..."

"I understand you are reluctant young master.
But you are not out of options yet...
It's risky but it might be exactly what you need."

"I'm all ears..."

"If excessive force is necessary to bring down this foe-"

"Then I have only one option..."

"I'm afraid that's correct Sir."

You take a deep breath and start thinking before shouting.

>ASSAULT MODE!
>Let's merge...
>Other? (write-in)

>>2359277
>ASSAULT MODE!

I WILL NOT MERGE UNTIL ITS TIME.

>>2359277
>>ASSAULT MODE!

>>2359277
>>Let's merge...

Okie doke!

Going full dragon ball wins.
>writing

In the mean time please roll 3d10
DC: 20 Crit: 26

Rolled 8, 7, 9 = 24 (3d10)

>>2359383

Rolled 3, 9, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>2359383

Rolled 10, 3, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>2359383
Lemme just fail real quick

Rolled 9, 1, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>2359383
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Tch...
Looks like I got no choice then."
Slowly you take a deep breath and exhale even slower.
With your lungs perfectly emptied you filled them with oxygen and clenched your fists.
You commanded the mist that accumulated around your body to make its way inside you once more and you began.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

No longer having the luxury of suppressing your reiatsu you let it cut loose and your energy shot up into the sky as a pillar of light in an explosion of force.
Hunching forward in pain you keep increasing the pressure and force the half liquid fog inside you to rush faster and faster.
Your eyes practically begin to glow as your reiatsu continually increases and causes the nearby masonry to crack and shatter.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Askin meanwhile just stood in place as he observed the azure pillar of light practically blinding him.
He raised his arm in front of his face in an attempt to block the massive wall of wind that was assaulting him.
"THIS IS INSANE!
WHERE IS ALL THAT POWER COMING FROM?!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
...
HA!"

Suddenly the force you were expelling from your body stopped in an instance.
You feel like your organs are all being simultaneously stabbed from every direction, your muscles are sore and your bones creak under the duress that simple breathing brings them.
But the results speak for themselves.
Even though Askin was not privy to your actual strength what you produced now was quite enough to shock him.

Ignoring him for a moment you clenched your fist in a test to see just how bad the situation is.
Suffice to say even that felt like you were about to pass out from all the pain.
So ignoring that little fact you looked back at Askin.
And something must've given away your intent because he suddenly started to panic.

"GIFT BALL DELUXE!"
He raised his hand and created a second Gift Ball but funnily enough it was a small one centered around himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI3maNT2hU8

Kicking off the ground you began charging the Quincy with all your might.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Throwing a punch you drove your fist into the barrier Askin hastily erected.
It didn't crack and it did not bend. It broke on impact.
The blowback from the strike was enough to dislocate your arm but not before your fingers were wrapped around the neck of the quincy.
Continuing your scream and your push you demolished the inner wall of the Gift Ball with Askins back.
Using the contractions of your muscles you popped your shoulder back and once you regained proper control over your arm you tossed Askin into the air.
Following him with a jump you quickly delivered a one-two punch into Askins chest before grabbing him by the collar and slamming him into the ground.

oh dope i got home in time to see askin get his shit pushed in, sup queen?

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>>2359606
Queen?

Oh you

>>2359616
oh god dammit im half drunk from lack of sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ0TL_xVNJg

Askin coughed up blood as a crater formed around him and your open palm was driven into his rib cage, causing his bones to shatter.
He raised his arm and fired off a Heilig Pfeil in an attempt to rid himself of you but in a knee jerk reaction you tilted your head to the side at such a speed that it honestly hurt your neck.
The arrow darted past you but not before grazing your cheek slightly, causing your blood to jettison out of your body for a second before the wound sealed itself.

Pulling your free hand back you threw another punch.
This time it's Askin who pulls his head aside, signaling that what you're about to do would be dangerous to him.
Or at least it managed to scare the piss out of the poor guy.

When your hand touches the ground it causes a violent eruption that launches so much debris into the air you lose sight of Askin for a moment.
And feeling the last bits of flesh that connected your right arm to your body snap you let go of the Quincy and jumped back.
Blood shot out through the large wound, enough to make you feel quite woozy before managing to regrow it.
Soon the organisms in your body produce enough replacement to make it fade away but replenishing so much blood seriously drained you.

Meanwhile Askin stood up while breathing quite hard.
It was plain to see that he was also seriously injured with blood flowing from his mouth during his coughing fits.
While holding his own chest as it ached he began speaking as his body also began reconstituting itself.

"Heh... HAHAHA!
Oh man...
I didn't sign up for this!
But...
This is, how should I say, exciting?
Finally I see why people are so obsessed with fighting!
THIS! THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!
TWO IMMORTALS! BATTLING TO THE DEATH! THE WORLD BREAKING UP AROUND THEM!
Come my friend! Let us continue! Let's see who will be right in the end!
GIVE STIMULATION TO MY EXISTENCE!"

He activated his bow and unleashed a volley of purple arrows at you.
Three of them quickly pierce your body but they are expelled from you by your blood.
But one of the arrows you snatch out of the air with your left hand.
Unable to use Sonído you just quick the ground and move using the force of your kick as a propellant.
Once close enough you drove the poison arrow into Askin and then kneed him in the stomach.

You do not know if Askin has any sort of limit to his powers.
All you know is that with more and more poison in your system and your injuries mounting it's getting increasingly hard to recover from your injuries.
And if he's anything like you then it must be getting worse for him as well.
So you have just one course of action available: Attack, Attack and ATTACK!

>Try to rip off his limbs
>Keep pummeling him
>Throw off his immunity by chucking debris on him
>Other? (write-in)

>>2359636
>>Throw off his immunity by chucking debris on him

>>2359636
>>Throw off his immunity by chucking debris on him

>>2359636
>>Throw off his immunity by chucking debris on him

Okay then.

Roll 3d10 once more.
DC: 21 Crit 25

>writing

Rolled 7, 7, 8 = 22 (3d10)

>>2359753
Man, You remember when we just wanted to survive...Now we're killing bullshit gods?

Erm... guys?

>>2359561
>that pic
So, Blanco soon?

Rolled 2, 5, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>2359753

Rolled 9, 6, 7 = 22 (3d10)

>>2359753
I'll save us.

>>2359850
Blanco?

>>2359862
Esto es el fin, ywach

>>2359867
But what about El Hermano de Yhwach?

>>2359870
Kaizar Calvo could beat him, pff

>>2359862
Spick memes from /a/ Not even kidding.

>>2359875
I'm still worried about El Alma de Rey - Forma Verdadera.

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>>2359878
A spic meme that came true.

>>2359894
A spick meme is still a meme, everybody knew he was gonna go Ultra the first time he sparkled. They only pushed it AFTER the first time it was shown.

>>2359897
Blanco had been a meme for over a year, the Gohan Blanco gif is from December 2016 or January 2017.

>>2359901
I'd argue that was because at one point Toriyama or the other guy said that "We want to use Super Saiyan White in the future"

>>2359914
He also made it seem like they weren't going to do that once Zamasu came around, and things like SSJ5 and all that other AF bullshit have been around for longer than most of Super's fans have been alive.

As he became what you could only describe as "drunk" Askin got quite unhinged.
Raising his open palm he slammed it against the ground.
"GIFT STÄNDER!"

Similarly to his poison bath the ground under your feet got enveloped by a poisonous energy which then erupted in a pillar of toxic energy.
With a slight nudge you sent yourself flying through the air where Askin was already waiting for you with his arrow notched and ready.
Your eyes open in surprise as Askin unleashes a hail of arrows on you.

"I can see your every move Kaizar!
Now here's a classic! Licht Regen!"

Throwing a punch to the side you create a powerful shockwave that sends you flying in the other direction and out of harms way.
Judging by the look on his face he didn't exactly see that one coming.
Nor what was about to follow.

Making your way to a nearby building you lodged your claws deep in its wall and imbued it with your reiryoku in order to keep the whole thing together.
Raising your hand you silently lifted the whole structure and threw it at Askin with a roar.

"OH SHIT!"

The structure flew without a shred of grace and the quincy was so surprised by this he couldn't dodge in time.
Though the house alone wouldn't be enough to cause him much harm, the force with which it hit him was sufficient.
And when he landed with the rubble piled on top of him he had to exert quite a lot of energy to blow the debris away.

"Cocky son of a gun...
Throwing buildings around, thinking he's cool..."
But just as he said that you appeared next to him holding a massive pillar.
"WHAT?!"

With only one swing you managed to break your newly acquired bat on Askins head as you hammered him knee deep into the ground.
Judging by his expression he must've suffered a minor concussion due to this attack of yours, on which you intend to capitalize.
Clenching your fist you threw a punch from where you were standing and sent forth a shockwave that tore the ground apart and sent Askin flying.
After twirling around in the air a bit he looked down at you.

"T-This is crazy!"

Realizing that even this was enough to harm him since it wasn't technically your reiryoku that hit him you pulled back your hand once more.
He dodges around once he realized what you were planning but much like him, you could also guess pretty accurately where he'd go.
All you had to do was imagine yourself in his place and that gave you a pretty good indication.
However once you actually attempted to strike every bone in your right arm simultaneously broke which made you wince and whiff the attack.

Seeing this Askin took his chance and aimed at you with another one of those poison ring arrows of his.
You try to dodge but your body just refuses to comply, resulting in the ring detonating your right arm.

>>2360057
>With only one swing you managed to break your newly acquired bat on Askins head as you hammered him knee deep into the ground
We Naruto vs Pain now.

Losing a lot of blood once more you quickly lowered the internal pressure of your body and got to mending the injury.
However you found it difficult to just sprout a new one so instead you settled for just closing the wound and allowing the new limb to slowly form on its own.
Breathing heavy you look up at Askin who seems to have stopped in his attacks.
He appears to be quite winded himself.

Meaning your assumptions were correct. He's also running out of energy slowly.
"That's quite a lot of power you have..."
He says in between two gasps.
"But it looks like my body isn't the only thing that can't handle it."

Looking at your still missing arm you let out a growl and look back at Askin.
He's right in one thing: You can't keep this up for much longer.
But... at least it's working.
It's not likely you have too many more of those left in you.
So with a sigh you made up your mind...

>Focus EVERYTHING into one hit.
>Hit him as many times as it takes
>Try to hit him where it hurts
>Turn this thing off
>Other? (write-in)

>>2360148
>Focus EVERYTHING into one hit.
Can we try to knock him off of the Palace?

>>2360148
>>Focus EVERYTHING into one hit.

>>2360148

>Focus EVERYTHING into one hit.

>>2360148
>>Focus EVERYTHING into one hit.

Okay then

Roll the (hopefully) final 3d10!
DC: 20 Crit: 25

>writing

Rolled 2, 10, 5 = 17 (3d10)

>>2360246

Rolled 7, 7, 1 = 15 (3d10)

>>2360246
Two down, three to go!

Rolled 1, 8, 1 = 10 (3d10)

>>2360246

>>2360264
Apparently not

Rolled 3, 7, 9 = 19 (3d10)

>>2360246
Man fucking randoms.

You need to finish this in one strike.
There is no other way.
And if you can't kill him... then you just have to settle for knocking him off the platform and straight towards the Seireitei.
Clenching your hand you prepared for what was about to come and so did Askin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUGQRKygp4

Jumping up you pulled back your fist while Askin took aim.
He gathered up a freakish amount of reiryoku at the tip of his arrow and fired it at you.
Altering your course would've been a costly move so you did the only thing you could.
Unleashing your punch you collided with the arrow and managed to obliterate it in a massive explosion.
However your hand was badly damaged in the process so you had to improvise.

Pulling up your legs while soaring through the sky you prepared for the mother of all kicks.
Letting out your loudest roar yet you drove your feet into Askins chest as hard as you could.
The Quincys mouth filled with blood which he uncontrollably spat out as every bone in your leg shattered to a million pieces on impact.
But you did not pay much attention to it.

Quickly tossing that leg aside you locked your intact leg around Askins back and with some help from your tail you managed to put him into a rather strong hold.
Now with the two of you entangled you started making your way towards the ground.
The landing was about as painful as it was ungraceful but that did not matter to you in the slightest.
You weren't done yet.

Though your hand didn't heal quite yet you moved it in front of Askins face anyway.
In that moment you focused all that pent up energy inside your body and forced the entire thing out all at once through your hand.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The ground under you began to vaporize as the pillar of energy bounced off of it and shot into the sky.
Throwing all caution to the wind you stopped suppressing Askins power and let the poison ravage your system as you put every ounce of energy you had into the Cero.
It didn't need to kill the quincy just tear the island apart enough that he fell down to the Seireitei.

>>2360372
>every bone in your leg shattered to a million pieces on impact
Night Guy would have been a better clip to use than Gok-sue vs Shitfla.

>>2360447
You mean Only good character in Naruto vs Final Boss #2 out of 5?

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However the blast fades as your energy completely runs out and you're left with a most horrifying sight.
Askin though charred almost beyond recognition with a good chunk of his head missing still clings to you.
He moves his hand around your neck and begins strangling you as you see his brain pulsating and growing back.
His charred skin falls off in flakes, revealing perfectly healthy flesh underneath.

As you're grasping for air he starts overpowering you while beginning to talk.
"You're crazy you know that?
I dialed up my resistance to you so much and yet...
You almost managed to kill me!
Look at this!"
He points at his head.
"You broke my halo!
Not cool man, not cool.
Well I suppose I'll forgive you seeing as you will pay for it with your life."

Your eyes roll back into your skull as you struggle to breathe.
Askin then moves his other hand around your neck as well and starts properly strangling you.
The Segunda Etapa fades away and your armor crumbles to dust as your vision darkens.
You can feel your life slowly slipping away despite clinging onto it so hard.

But your ears are quickly alerted to a roaring sound and Askin quickly lets you go once he hears it as well.
After falling to the ground you coughed violently.
Finally the words of your savior reach your ears and you feel both relieved and scared when you hear them.

"Hey Asshole!"

"My my...
And here I thought all you guys got benched.
So what's the idea bucko? Trying to save your grandpappies life?
Look at you! You're practically shaking from the effects of my D. No homo."

"Maybe...
But if anyone then I know when someone talks shit because they want to cover something up...
And you're practically shaking like a dry leaf in the wind pal!
You're in as bad of a shape as me! Don't even try to play it off!"

"Heh...
Well that may be true.
But that won't change a thing kiddo.
All I have to do is draw things out until all y'all croak from reishi poisoning!"

"Yeah."
Dante points his sword at Askin.
"Good thing I'm not gonna let you!
Because frankly, I've had enough with you hurting my family!"

"D-Dante..."

Askin looks at you with a pitiful glare.
"Come now Kaizar, there is no need for that..
Just lay down and let the poison do its work.
I'm not big enough of a dick to make you watch what I'm about to do to your grandkid."

You couldn't help but groan as Dante went and...

>Transformed
>Followed your example and unleashed everything he had
>Disappeared from sight
>Other? (write-in)

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>>2360469
That Madara was #3.

Also
>Talking about not having good characters
>While writing about the TYBW
I shouldn't shittalk Kefla though, she's my Dokkan main.

>>2360481
>Followed your example and unleashed everything he had

>>2360481
>>Disappeared from sight

>>2360481
>>Disappeared from sight

>>2360490
Askin alone could shit on pretty much the entire Naruto cast with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions.

Don't get me wrong I'm sure there is something good in it however Naruto as a show has possibly the gayest protagonist, an emo git as the main rival, Talk-no Jutsu and an ending that is only slightly less shit than that of Bleach.
That's not a good track record mate

>>2360517
>slightly less shit than that of Bleach
The final fight in Naruto is a million times better than the last six chapters of Bleach. Naruto is still a better character than Ichigo, the self-insert king too.

Both are worlds better than Goku anyway.

>>2360481
>Disappeared from sight

That's pretty one sided

>writing

Roll 3d10 for ye boi.
Best of 3
DC 20 Crit: 25

Rolled 9, 5, 5 = 19 (3d10)

>>2360581
It did take four people to take Askin down in the series...

Rolled 8, 4, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>2360581

Rolled 5, 8, 8 = 21 (3d10)

>>2360581
lets goooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBAFJWbd30

He disappeared.
And not only that but Askin found a massive sword sticking out of his chest while Dante was standing behind him.

"You must be a glutton for punishment!
Turning away from your opponent like that."

Looking down at his wound Askin coughed up a bit of blood.
"Y-You-"

The boy then pulled his blade back but only so much that its tip wasn't sticking out of his opponent and then did the unthinkable.
He broke his own sword.
Askins wound began closing up almost immediately and his flesh started pushing the blade out through his back.
However your boy saw that and kicked the blade with enough force that it flew out through the quincys chest.

"I was hoping you'd be smart enough not to try healing while a foreign object is still in you...
Guess I was mistaken."

"Y-You little-"
The Sternritter then created a staff out of reishi in an effort to fend off his attacker.
But it was pointless.

Dante had already frozen time and changed his position, aiming to retrieve the lost fragment of his weapon.
Grabbing the piece he snapped it right back without much effort and then proceeded to morph his weapon.
This time he created a pair of curved, single edged swords,
Using his superhuman speed he began rapidly slashing away at the quincy, tearing out chunks from his body with the serrated edges of his weapons.

"W-What?!"
Askin wondered as he saw the blades cut into him almost effortlessly.
He then quickly realized just how radical the change in the weapons were.
Despite being made up of the same material the two blades were nothing alike, rendering his previously created immunity useless.

After the quincy wrestled himself free of Dantes hold he fired off several Gift Balls at the blood crazed hollow who simply disappeared from their path.
Now assaulting Askin with a pair of nunchakus he opted to afflict some blunt trauma on the quincy, learning from your example.
His flurry of strikes to the head disoriented the quincy quite a lot, especially when his brain started hitting the insides of his own skull.
Then demonstrating his ingenuity further he morphed his weapons yet again into a pair of sturdy looking gauntlets and began the process of crushing the quincys throat.

You can't help but smile at this.
All this time he was watching intently. Not just you but Askin as well in an effort to find a way to kill him.
Pretty much from the day he was born you loved him but it'd be hard finding a moment when you were more proud of him than now.

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Askin moved his hand in an attempt to free himself of Dantes hold but no matter how hard he tried he just didn't have the strength necessary to contest with his would be killer.
But in a display of supreme dickishness Dante actually let go of the quincys neck for a moment and with Askins arms raised like that he quickly stopped time once more.
Focusing his energy into his hand he punched the Sternritter with such force that he broke through his ribcage.

Now with his fingers wrapped around the quincys heart he looked straight in the eye of the quincy as time resumed.
Askin coughed in surprise and he looked down.
"W-Wha?!
O-Oh fuck...
Listen erm...
We can talk about this!"

"Oh can we?
I dunno... You made your case a while ago.
So I think I'll cut this party short since it was becoming quite a bore anyway."

"W-Waitwaitwait!
It's true...
You can crush my heart and keep your fist in there.
That'd be a pretty good way of killing me...
But I got a better offer for ya'.
Let's say you don't kill me and the failsafe on my Gift Ball Deluxe won't go off!
How's that for a deal?"

"What?!"

"Heh... did you really think I wouldn't have any insurance?
The Gift Ball Deluxe has a safety mechanism where it has a certain... limit to it.
Because it can actually affect me as well but under a certain level it's harmless to me.
But it's also rigged so that IF I die then that limiter goes off and you guys will rot in here.
So... what'll it be kid?"

>End it
>Pull your arm out
>Other? (write-in)

>>2360805
>Ask if he'd be willing to just walk away from all of this and not interfere anymore if he was allowed to live.
>If his answer is either a lie or a no, then end it. If he truthfully is willing to back off for good, then pull out.

Basically, either fuck off and stop poisoning everyone so we can do our shit, or die even if it costs us.

>>2360805
>>End it

>>2360830
Supporting. We don't need him dead. We just need him to fuck off while we kill quincy jesus and finally get left the fuck alone for once.

Well...

>>2360892
You ain't gonna like what's next

>writing

>>2360805
>End it

>>2360892
>We don't need him dead
Ah, One Piece logic, something you can't apply to any other series because that's not how charisma works.

>>2360805
>>End it

>>2360903
Erm... that's not a good example.
Usually when they don't want to kill someone in one piece they just beat the living shit out of him.

>>2360917
>beat the living shit out of him
"Send him flying" is what Oda uses.

But they would have solved a lot of problems had they killed Lucci, Sakazuki, Moria, Doflamingo, Jack, the list goes on.

And I know Askin is less prone to revenge than some of the other Quincy, but there's only one remotely trust worthy Quincy, and he still shot his son in the chest.

>>2360926
Luffy barely managed to beat Lucci, same with Moria.
Killing was simply not possible in that scenario.

Doffy I agree with.
Jack might as well be dead since he's at the bottom of the ocean.

And Akainu... believe me Whitebeard had every intention to kill him

>>2360939
>might as well be dead since he's at the bottom of the ocean
He's been rescued since.

Lucci was saved by the angle Luffy hit him at, if he had gone downward he would have died.

Everything about the Moria fight was an asspull, I thought he was still there when they woke up but I'm pretty sure Kuma took him somewhere.

Whitebeard could have at least confirmed the kill, he wasn't under pressure from the other Admirals or anyone else at that point.

On a sort of related note, what do you think it is that makes One Piece so hard a setting to put into quest form?

>>2360953
Not in the mango he hasn't (or at least I don't remember)

It's hard because One piece is that exactly right mixture of insane, weird, funny and badass rolled into one.
That's very hard to land.

Also since it's such a huge universe it's difficult keeping everything in mind all the time.
And the fact that we still don't know a lot of stuff doesn't help.

>>2360959
>Not in the mango he hasn't (or at least I don't remember)
It came up in an SBS maybe, I think it's been stated that Kaido has divers that rescued him.

Or maybe I heard someone say it, I rarely read the SBS'.

>>2360964
I think you might be referring to that one opening page where he is bandaged and reading about hs apparent "death".

That was after he failed to rescue Doffy from the marines and they whooped his ass

>>2360974
I know that, that's right before he goes back to Zou.

I remember someone talking about divers, but it must have just been a post or video or something. He'll definitely be back though, Wano will be at least three times as bloated as WCI.

"Let me ask you one thing."

"Urk...
Are you sure this is the right time for that?
I don't mean to talk shit but you... kinda have your fist in my chest."

"If I let you live then would you walk away?
Would you stand aside and watch us kill your allies? Your GOD?"

Askin looked at the boy and as much as the arm in his chest could allow it answered without flinching or wavering.
"Yes. Yes I would.
I wanted to see the end goal of His Majesty.
But survival was always my highest priority.
If you let me go... then... then I'll let you go.
You won't have any problems with me."

Dante looked at him, carefully observing every word he said, looking for any hidden meaning or masked intent.
But he could see nothing.

"Alright.
I believe you.
But... I want to be certain.
Prove it and turn off your Death Dealing.
Turn off the Gift Ball and I'll let you go."

"Y-You got it!"

Slowly the Gift Ball Deluxe around you starts to disappear and you can feel the poison dissipating.
You breathe a little easier and no longer feel your insides literally dying.
But your attention is still focused on Dante.

"Thanks..."
And without even blinking your grandson crushed the heart of Askin.

Falling forward the Quincy stared at the hollow and couldn't help but chuckle.
"Heh... hehe...
What gave it away?"

"You weren't joking..."

"Shit...
Well... guess it serves me well...
Trying to play it serious...
Well good on ya kid.
But lemme tell you.
With this... the way you are... you won't last long.
In fact... I doubt you'll make it to his majesty.
And I'm dying so I got nothing to gain by lying to you.
You guys... are screwed..."

Dante then pulled his hand free from the Quincys chest and he fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood.

And with Askins death I think I'll be ending for today.

Archive is the same as the last one and I'll see you goys in a week if we don't count omakes.
See you

>>2361014
Well, Plot Rock time, we were going to need it for Gerard or maybe even Gremmy anyway.

I kind of want to try the cancer thing on Gerard, just to see what would happen.

>>2361020
Thanks for running.

>in a week
Awww

>>2361020
So how fucked up is the party outside dante who is clearly in critical or near critical condition

>>2361020

Meh. Still a win in my book. Now, let's go kill a god.

See ya next time Spooky

>>2361111
We still have Gremmy, Pernidas and Gerard to deal with.

AKA Two of the most bullshit characters, and a giant hand.

>>2361045
Dante isn't in nearly as bad of a shape as you think.
His immune system is the second best after yours due to his evolution so he took the whole poisoning thing rather well and it's mostly exhaustion that's making things difficult for him.

Nnoitora is critical and so is Asher.
Marr and Tia are in a bad shape but they'll live.
And Sophia is just very, very tired.

>>2361146
Pernida will be much easier than this if you manage to gang up on him early on and axe him before he gets to adapt.

Gremmy has one weakness. True it's not much but it's something.

And Gerard... well yeah.
Gerard will be the second most difficult fight of them all.
Remember how Gremmy died to Shikai Kenny? Well Gerard survived Bankai Kenny. And Toshiro. And Biakuya
In fact he died like a Naruto villain. He got written out of the story because the writer couldn't think of a way to kill him so he got replaced by someone even stronger

>>2361873
Gremmy's weakness is that he fuckin sucks at imagining things, despite having powers revolving around imagining things.

And also those tricks where you tell someone not to think about something, i guess.