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>>2332276

Arch Magnus "Magnus the Mighty"

150/150Hp

Death Touched. Your brief jaunt through the land of the dead gifted you with superhuman durability. +10 armor

Spirit blade. Fallen warriors of ages past whisper in your ears, Guiding your strikes. +10 to attack rolls and damage

Huge- Magnus is a big guy. Even for you. +50 to Hp and +10 to feats of strength. Allows dual wielding of great weapons and allows the use of Ultra Weapons.

Combat Skills-
Iron Fist Counter. When dual wielding and defending, your highest success roll will result in a counter. Roll 1 damage dice.

>Gear
Magnus's Hammer. (Great Weapon) (Broken). A heavy, brutal weapon with a serrated, angled head, a vicious spike on the reverse and a butt cap of solid steel.

Battle Spear (Great Weapon)- the bastard love child of a sword and a spear. Three feet of iron reinforced shaft with an equal amount of broad, heavy blade. Lesser men would slay dragons with these.

Leather armor- cured hides and boiled leathers cover your large frame in several inches of protection
+20 armor

Heavy gauntlets. Thick articulated gauntlets that extend to your elbows, allowing you to block enemy blows easily even without a shield. +5 armor.

Blessed Great shield- a massive slab of silver engraved steel adorned with decorations of the Moon goddess and her seven hundred saints. You really need to redecorate it. +15 armor when equipped.

Trophies-
Eolhim's Legion Longsword and Dagger.
Harald's Saber.

Current loot hoard-
Blacksmiths tools (Favor item)
18L in various goods, Trinkets, coins and other valuables.

Property-
Eolhim of Rhya's Hill's family- his Wife and young children. Can be gifted to others.
Mylea-Claimed after raid of Rhya's Hill.
Ysolde-Claimed after Raid of Rhya's Hill.

>Write up inbound

>>2332288
No u

>>2332293
no u

>>2332296
It seems we are at an impasse.

>>2332297
It seems so kind sir.

>>2332276
I'm ready for some more warlord quest. I've been waiting for this thread to finally pop-up. Let the barbarian conquest begin!

Shit, quest over guys, rip Warlord and Anon.

From the broad grin on Urhost's wide, scarred face you can assume the take is good. MoonBend is a relatively large village, lots of trade going along the river and through the roads.
"Whats the haul Urhost?"
You ask, eager to get your share and begin the trek back to the Crag.

Urhost clears his throat theatrically, rolling out a sheet of slightly scorched parchment he scratched his tally onto.
"Where to begin?".he says with a smirk

>Loot take from MoonBend

>127 Thralls in various condition (3L each)
>64L worth of weapons and armor from the guards (1L each)
>34 Desirable Thralls. (10L each)
>183L worth of Raw Materials (Hides, Ore, Strong Wood, metal ingot)
>214L worth of Valuables, Trinkets, Coins, Jewelry.

>As you led the raid and very nearly carried the day single handedly, you can take up to 120L without your men seeing you as greedy.

>What take?

>>2332322
There would be more Thralls available but when the attack stalled at the barricade, that gave many time to evacuate.

>>2332322
Get some coin, metal ingots, desirable thrall and some armour.

60/40/10/10 as the split?

Will the armour fit or do we need to smelt it or get a lot of it to be reforged?

>>2332322
I would suggest
2 desirable thralls (20L)
15L of weapons and armor (15L)
10 reguler thralls (30L)
35L worth of raw materials (35L)
20L of valueables (20L)
for an even 120L

>>2332335
There's not a chance in hell it would fit you. Magnus is large by the standards of very large people. You will need to meet with Hemmik back at the crag to get armor/weapons made or upgraded. He accepts either Favors, Loot or raw materials as payment

>>2332344
How many upgrades could we get with 35L worth of raw materials like a lot of quality ingots or something similar to grease Hemmik's palms?

>>2332346
Depends honestly on what you're after. You can increase a weapons damage, its balance(attack faster), improve armor penetration (ignore armor), similar stuff.
Shields can be upgraded to be thicker or have spikes or bladed edges or easier to wield/etc. It honestly just depends on what the goal is.

>>2332334

That sounds good, I'll format for WarlordQM.

> 60L worth of valuables, trinkets, coins and jewelry
> 40L worth of raw materials (metal ingots)
> 10L worth of armor, preferably of the chest
> 10L desirable thrall

I think we should try to find a redhead, we've already got a blonde and brunette. I imagine we'll have a harder time breaking them in than the previous pair, but that shouldn't be a problem for a man of our stature.

>>2332355
I'll samefag and agree with this. Was hoping to pick some prime youths to send to Vargas for training, but the extra gubbinz is also nice

> 60L worth of valuables, trinkets, coins and jewelry
> 40L worth of raw materials (metal ingots)
> 10L worth of armor, preferably of the chest
> 10L desirable thrall

>>2332343

I disagree with this, because more than one desirable thrall is space better left for loot, and we don't have any real need for common thralls when we're on the warpath, unless we plan on selling them back at the Crag, but I'm doubtful the trouble we'd have to go through would be worth the hassle of transporting them, and haggling to sell them for what would be a marginal net-boost to our LP. That, and they cost 3L apiece, not 1L.

> 60L worth of valuables, trinkets, coins and jewelry
> 40L worth of raw materials (metal ingots)
> 10L worth of armor, preferably of the chest
> 10L desirable thrall

I'll go for it, maybe pay the smith off with a thrall they catch his eye.

>>2332364

Ah, my IP changed and I hadn't seen your post when I replied >>2332366.

>>2332370
>>2332364
>>2332334
Seems to be winning vote. Yes?

>>2332373
No problem I was aiming for more thralls for the sake of building a loyal little soldier corp or something since we put the squire in with Vargas, but your reasoning is also sound. Loot is loot

>>2332386

Yes!

>>2332387

> loyal soldier corp

I'm fairly certain we aren't lacking for loyal fighters, and we certainly don't want to wait a decade to replace our losses. I thought we put the squire with the trainer because we had nowhere else to put them? Loot just seems more versatile to me.

>>2332403
True. My thought process was something along the lines of how historical tribal societies would assimilate enemy tribes by marrying the women and training the young boys they captured to be soldiers, but that's not important we probably won't need to pick normal thralls as loot unless we could identify a thrall amongst them during the raid with some unique benefit or talent.

>>2332414

Right. It'd be incredibly useful to have a personal smith, though it might be, inadvisible to try, as there's no way to ensure they wouldn't sabotage our equipment and the Crag Wolve's smith is more than enough to suit our needs. I can't really think of a good reason to capture common thralls. The desirable thralls are enough for any housework we need, I'm sure Magnus being an ex-professional mercenary, maintains his own equipment, and we aren't involved in any projects that need a large quantity of manual labor, aside from raiding, which we're already supplied for. Maybe if we capture a profitable mineshaft at some point? Aside from that, I'm really drawing a blank here.

>Gained
>60L worth of valuables, trinkets, coins and jewelry (Hoard Total 88L)
> 40L Raw Materials) (metal ingots)
>10L worth of armor, does not fit
>1 desirable thrall

You list off the items you claim for yourself, Urhost nodding and scratching down your take on the scrap with a chunk of charcoal. He smirks as you claim one of the young women, giving you a lecherous grin
"Two aren't enough for ye Magnus? Aha! Ya remind me of Me when I was younger! Hyala would carve my balls off now if I brought home a girl!"
He laughs, patting your back affectionately.
"Ill get your take set aside and divide the rest among the men. Bur-Lun is really only interested in metal scrap and whatnot. Giants don't mine much but they do like metal. Go pick out yourself a fine lass and have her take care of ye. I can handle this lot"
He jerks his thumb toward the looting Crag Wolf Warriors, a massive cask of ale being rolled out of the basement of the inn
"Might get a bit rowdy here in a bit"

He strides off, bellowing at a drunken raider to get off the top of the barrel as you stand, grunting as your leg and bruised ribs twinge unhappily. The pretty young women of Moonbend, having more value, are being kept under a different guard than the other Thralls, mainly being married warriors with foul tempered wives. They nod aggreably to you, stepping aside and allowing you entrance to the small storehouse the women have been secluded to.

You resist the urge to lick your lips at the tantalizing array before you.

>Choose one.

>The tall, wide hipped, red haired Amazon of a woman glowering fiercely at you.

>The tanned, light brown haired pixie of a girl, hiding her hands behind her back.

>The pale blonde girl in the dark, silver threaded dress with a black cloth over her eyes.

>The pale blonde girl in the dark, silver threaded dress with a black cloth over her eyes.

oooh mysterious...

>>2332439
Thralls are basically a tradeable thing. You can gift a thrall to someone in exchange for work, offer them as currency to other tribes, have them perform jobs for you so you don't have to. set them to work (mines, farms, etc). But yeah they arent super valuable to Magnus right NOW but they have uses if you're creative.

>>2332484
Hmmmm. Does the black cloth over the third womans' eyes signify something important? I'm getting a seer or priestess feel from her given her clothing and the cloth.

>>2332498
>Inb4 Fire Keeper
The cloth may signify EARTHLY blindness but there are more ways to see...

>>2332484
>The tall, wide hipped, red haired Amazon of a woman glowering fiercely at you.
I've got a weakness for them hips

The read haired woman seems like she is in good health as well as physically robust. Good breeding stock for siring strong children. But she seems considerably more dangerous if she decides to try and free herself especially if she attacks during sex.

The small girl seems tricksy so she might have some uses or be some kind of thief

The pale woman at least in my opinion seems like a priestess or maybe a mystic of some kind.

Warrior, thief, wizard/cleric

Interesting spread here QM

>>2332484

>The tanned, light brown haired pixie of a girl, hiding her hands behind her back.

We're bent on conquest, and with her, it'll be easy.

>>2332518
I thought you guys might like that touch.

>>2332526
Is this just a theme or is there more we should be looking for here?

>>2332484
>The tall, wide hipped, red haired Amazon of a woman glowering fiercely at you.

Iys be a fight fuck

But i manly want to give her to the boys trainer
He needs a good fuck

>>2332532
Do you WANT me to spoil things? There is a slight significance to their descriptions but not super deep lore stuff

>>2332484

Let's go for the pixie, we've already got that thicc blonde for siring strong sons and I don't have much trust for a potential mystic.

>>2332551

Keep it a mystery until after we've made our decision, there's no need to influence us any more than you have.

>>2332552
I Agree the large women seems dangerous and 10 shekels says that the blind woman is a moon priestes due to the black and silver clothing.

A nimble thief to round out our warrior and the shaman is our source of arcane expertise.

>The tanned, light brown haired pixie of a girl, hiding her hands behind her back.

>>2332484
The blonde pls

>>2332525
>>2332552
>>2332565

These fags have convinced me... I'll back the pixie.

>>2332484
>>2332565

I was thinking about this earlier, it'd be hilarious if it turned out Magnus' hammer was just him overcompensating for a micro schlong.

>>2332612
What part of what I or the QM posted made you think of that? Other than just the obvious size disparity between Magnus and this one woman?

I'm just wondering.

>>2332612
Well one of his ancestors may or may not have impregnated a giant and he does possess a healthy dose of heroic DNA

>Pixie Wins.

>You just gave up a 6'4 warrior woman and a blind acolyte of the local Chapel.

Writing

>>2332625

No, neither of that. In the first, or maybe second thread, when anons started to refer to Arch's member as his "meat hammer," it struck me out of the blue and I just haven't mentioned it until now. In my headcanon, Magnus' member's scaled up with the rest of him, but the thought of a hulking musclebound titan of a man who slays squads of men like wheat before chaff doing it all to prove his manhood to himself was just hilarious to me. I assure you, I am not a microdick fetishist trying to drag this thread into my magical realm.

>>2332641

>*wheat before a scythe

I'm not a clever man.

>>2332641
ah well I was just curious about your statement, but good to know.

>>2332647

Only so much time for learning, I suppose.

>>2332635
Tch

>>2332657

> he wanted a blind moon cultist instead of a caramel petite

It's like you've never even performed the Midsection Maneuver.

All these people not want to best match for us
The red bitch
Help us sparr ( most likey hwr trying to kill us)
Best kids
Can fight with us (when shes house broken)
Train the other womans and or kids
Or a gift to bro pit king

Thife will just steal our shit and leave

Il be over my salt in a post or 2

While the smooth muscle and lovely, if harsh, features of the towering redhead call to you in a way so primal you nearly take her right there, you resist, giving her clenched fist and classic fighting stance a smirk.

While the silent, cold beauty of the black garbed girl, her eyes hidden behind a strip of silver threaded black cloth, catches your eye, you'd rather not risk your soul to someone with a direct link to a goddess that hates you. Denying yourself the chance to rip away her thick robes you pass her by.

The tanned, slightly freckled face of the third girl pales slightly as you stop, looking down at her curiously. She quickly backsteps, fumbling with her foot to push away something she dropped hurriedly. A glint of metal catches your eye and you smirk as you catch sight of the lockpick before her foot brushes it away.

"Now what's that you're trying to hide there little one"
You growl with a smile, gently gripping her arm and pulling her forward. She doesn't resist, her mouth working as she tries to come up with some plea or excuse.

"Um well you see I-uh.. I found that and I thought it was really uh. . interesting and I-I-I... Oh please please please Oh saints this isn't happening"
she babbles, her large hazel eyes widening as she realizes that your hand is not coming off her arm.
"Oh by the seven hundr- let me go! Letgoletgoletgoletgoooooooo!!!"
She begins pulling, yanking, heaving with all her limited night but your grip remains firm, a broad smile on your face as her rough spun clothes shift and pull, revealing soft pale skin untouched by the sun.

Panting, she stops her struggling for a moment before lunging away again. You simply tense your arm as she attempts to pull away, looking over her petite form. She's small yes but well proportioned, if petite. Her head barely rises above the middle of your stomach. Her bare arms and shoulders are tanned, tiny scars and freckles dotting the skin. You know for a fact those are the scars you get from cutting yourself on broken glass climbing through a window. Her face is angled, yet soft, her cheekbones and button nose decorated with a spray of freckles.

Soft full lips continue to spout pleas of release and excuses as you simply throw her over your shoulder, nodding to the guards as you step out into the street.
"Tell Urhost I picked out mine. Keep watch over the rest"
You order as you search for lodgings, the guards laughing to themselves as you walk away, your new thrall pounding your back with her fists, your palm covering her entire, appreciably sized rear.
"I said lemme gooooOOOOOO"
she squeals as you give it a experimental slap

>You'll sleep in comfort tonight. Take the mayors house.

>You'll take the inn, probably a better bed anyway in their best room.

>You'll sleep in your tent. The wounded need better lodgings.

>>2332684
When I first voted for loot I wanted 2 desirable thralls, and to be honest I'd take all three if it was an option, but such is life and quests. Can't get everything.

>>2332688
>You'll sleep in your tent. The wounded need better lodgings

>>2332688

>You'll sleep in your tent. The wounded need better lodgings.

Our men have earned it, and besides that, I doubt she'll be doing much sleeping tonight.

>>2332688
>You'll sleep in comfort tonight. Take the mayors house.

One thing I know from lots of RPG experience is these village mayor types usually have some stash of treasure or savings somewhere. If we spend the night we may find it or just enjoy the nice digs. Win win either way. Unless an assassin that comes later assumes that we would take the best place to sleep or somehting and attacks us.

>>2332703
Couse she will be steal all our shit

>>2332712
I'm not voting for tent, but she can't run away and steal from us if we fuck her so hard that she can't walk.

>>2332712

M8 all we gotta do to make sure she ain't going anywhere is tie her down, fleece her for any sharp objects, and use her like a big-ass teddy bear. Ez-pz.

>>2332717
>>2332720
Could always tie her up
Bet she would like working out how to get out.

She isnt very fluffy though

Or just fall asleep on top and she cant push us off

>2 for tent

>1 for Mayors house

Any more of you filthy bastards wanna vote?

>>2332726
mayors

>>2332728
>>2332726
Now it's all tied up. I need a tiebreaker anons!

>>2332688
Also would we be seeing the other girls when we go back to home base??
Like if someone back there took them?

Red woman i see getting taken by pit king
And moon girl geting taken by shaman

>>2332720

Fucking kek.

>>2332726

I'm voting for the mayor's house, because we're injured ourselves!

>>2332734
Barbas is too old for taking new women on, hes in his late 60's, mid 70's.

Duergir is easily 120's.

>Mayors house wins. Writing.

You settle your sights on a particularly large house set off the corner of the village square, your pint sized new thrall kicking vigorously as you stride across the square, yelping unhappily as you apply another slap and fondle to her soft rear

"Where are you- AIIEE!! STOP THAT! Answer me! Im talking to YoUUU!!"
You're sure her rear is getting quite sore after all this as you step into the well furnished home, ducking your head low to avoid knocking either of you against the door frame. Your new captive goes silent for a moment, looking around as you turn, slamming the door shut and locking it.
"Is this mayor Yarrow's house? Why are we here? Why'd you bring me he... Oh. Oh fuck... Letgoletgoletgoletgo!!"
She thrashed again with new vigor as she realizes her predicament.

>Find a room with a sturdy bed (initiate meat hammer)

>Set her down. After bracing the door of course. (Talk mode)

>Other

>>2332745
Unlss he got dick stabed or neave damge he should still be able to.

But dount think would want the nagging

Mybe she just helps train the boys or mybe starts up a girl school
Battle bitches.

>>2332776
>Set her down. After bracing the door of course. (Talk mode)
Give her a nickname like kitten or something

This is a job interview
And that there might be some cool shit here if dhe wants to work for you

>>2332776
>>Set her down. After bracing the door of course. (Talk mode)

>>2332777
Heavenly trips have spoken.

She isn't a trained warrior though, she is just a large statured, strong woman. Any other man would fear for his safety with her in the sack

>>2332776
we're an amiable chap even if we love fighting and killing let's get to know our thief friend. She probably has a more interesting backstory then our other thralls.

>Set her down. After bracing the door of course. (Talk mode)

>>2332776

>Set her down. After bracing the door of course. (Talk mode)

Lift her underside to be level with our face in one hand, and delicately grab her chin and gently force her to look into our eyes.

> "You're pretty... Soft, fine, and plump in all the right places. Of all the others, I noticed you and now you're mine 'till the day I grow bored of you. Your captivity can be as good or as bad as you please. You saw me fight, there's certainly worse men you could bed, and I assure you, down there I'm every bit as imposing as up here. Tell me, what's your name?"

>>2332776
>Set her down. After bracing the door of course. (Talk mode)

After this show Brutus some love

>>2332792
Who dosnt like a struggle sunggle

Ok thought that mybe she tryed to fighting idk

I guse what every man is limbing or has marks on him got her

>>2332799

This is my strategy for an opening lead, as crude and direct as a battering ram, I feel like it fits Magnus' personality. I'd like to add an addendum, in-line with >>2332783's suggestion. The last sentence, we say,

> "Tell me kitten, what's your name?"

I feel like that helps fill out the paragraph.

>>2332799
Yes the second to last sentence please QM

>>2332776
>Talk mode

>Set her down and talk wins

You ignore her yelps and demands for release, dragging over a hefty dresser and bracing it against the door with one hand. After making sure she couldn't bolt from the premises the second you set her down, you do so.

Backing against the table she keeps her palms raised up, looking at you with a mixture of rage, panic and fear on her face as you regard her calmly for a moment before you smile, raising your own empty empty hands and stepping back
"Relax kitten. Im not going to eat you"
You laugh, casting your eyes on the simple excess of the mayors home. A small cooking area and pantry connected to a cellar, a pair of bedrooms, one belonging to a child, a young boy you believe. A crackling fire in a finely made stone hearth, a sturdy table set for breakfast and abandoned hurriedly. You gesture at the untouched food, the fruit, smoked fish and bread going to waste.
"Eat. Drink. Please. Id like to speak with you if you dont mind"

The young woman blinks in shock, looking dumbly to the food and back at you, narrowing her eyes
"What? Is this some kind of trick?"

You pull out a chair, hoping it can support your weight as you sit, piling a plate with bread, cheese and smoked fish, biting a hefty chunk from a peach
"Eat. Please. You look hungry"

Cautiously, she sits as far from you as possible, looking around the home as she bites deeply into a pear, chewing slowly as does, obviously looking for a way out.

>What say?

>>2332799
Ah shit I didn't see this

>>2332825

Lift her underside to be level with our face in one hand, and delicately grab her chin and gently force her to look into our eyes.

> "You're pretty... Soft, fine, and plump in all the right places. Of all the others, I noticed you and now you're mine 'till the day I grow bored of you. Your captivity can be as good or as bad as you please. You saw me fight, there's certainly worse men you could bed, and I assure you, down there I'm every bit as imposing as up here. Tell me kitten, what's your name?"

Initiate caveman

>>2332825
"when I went to pick out a woman I noticed you immediately, you're quite good looking, but I also noticed some interesting Injuries on you. The kind you get from breaking and entering. So what's your story kitten are some kind of burglar?"

>>2332842
This. Learn more about her.

>>2332842
This, altho we should let her know her place (our property)
Liking the idea of nicknaming her kitten, altho we should probably learn her real name

>>2332833
Support

>>2332842

Dah... I like the idea, it just doesn't feel at all like that's how Magnus would put it to me.

>>2332833

Let's get her in the mood to have her ungas bunga'd, the interrogation can wait and this is some solid writefagging I don't want to see put to waste.

>>2332871
How about this

"Before you get too comfortable know that I own you now. I'm a reasonable man and I don't ask much, just that you do as I say, but know that i'm not a monster, but don't cross me and remember what I did here and know that I have destroyed many to get where I am."

Then after that open up with
"when I went to pick out a woman I noticed you immediately, you're quite good looking, but I also noticed some interesting Injuries on you. The kind you get from breaking and entering. So what's your story kitten are some kind of burglar?"

>>2332825
Think il vote like i did like last time we got new thralls
>Get to know your new thrall
Cancelling out my last vote
>>2332871

>>2332889

That seems a bit soft for a musclebound ex-mercenary barbarian would-be warlord. How about,

> "Get comfy and don't worry, we'll have plenty of time to get to know each other."

Wait until she's almost through with the fruit, then continue.

> "I'll be forward. Of all the others, you alone caught my eye and so I claimed you. I'll keep you until the day I grow bored with you, then I'll cast you aside as I did that old man's limp corpse."

Wait a moment for that to sink in, then,

> "Your captivity will be as good or as bad as you make it. I'm a monster and won't apologize for it, but I'm a reasonable one and, so long as you keep in turn, I don't think we'll have any issue."
> "Those are a thieve's scars on your shoulders, and that was a lockpick you dropped. That interests me kitten. Tell me, are you a burglar? You needn't worry for my anger, I know I've done far worse than any penny-pinching."

Then give a genuine, curious smile.

>>2332904
Yeah I can go for that. So your dialogue then the question about whether she's a burglar.

>>2332909

OK then, yours seems a bit apologetic and that's not a bad thing, mind, I just don't think that fits Magnus as a character.

>>2332904
I like this one

>>2332833
>>2332904
Combining these. It'll be a little bit to update (gotta run over to my grandmothers) but ill write this out when I get home. Feel free to discuss things in the interim

>>2332918
I mean your version of the question from your post.

Eh your right about my dialogue, but I couldn't think of a way to just say 'i'm your master now and i own you and if you obey me everything will be okay' without appearing needlessly aggressive or appearing too non-chalant about it.

>>2332921

Alrighty, you take all the time you need QM.

>>2332931

I knew what you were saying, yours just seemed to be much more of a question than a statement, if that makes any sense.

>>2332948
Eh. Doesn't matter now. We just need to discuss something while we wait for the update.

>>2332955

Should we keep using the shield and hammer combo, or should we get a hammer sized to be heavy for even us, that we wield with two hands? And what are we replacing the shield's decorations with?

>>2332961
I dig the spear/shield combo honestly, but I'm a huge fag for spear/shield barbarian types. I think we should ditch the hammer and get some upgrades on the spear if we can.

>>2332967

The same hammer we shattered a castle gate with? No, we're not ditching the hammer, I'm fine with leaving it in our tent or whatever, but that hammer is worth its weight in gold and then some.

Upgrade the Spear and shield (I'm thinking our new decoration could be engraved with images of honored ancestors like vall to replace the moon bitch and her saints)

Upgrade our hammer to ultra great hammer and use our massive strength to home run our enemies and destroy buildings.

>>2332980
Good point. Let's use >>2332985's idea; turn the hammer into a fucchueg ultrameathammer, and make the spear our shield companion weapon.

>>2332985

I like the idea of the ancestral shield, and the ultra-great hammer would work well with our strength, but there's something to be said for the battlespear's piercing and cutting capacity.

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>>2332990

Ooh, I can get on board with this.

>>2332991
true, I say that the massive hammer would be our weapon of choice when dealing with big monsters and heavily armored or defended targets, but when dealing with a dangerous single opponent or a mob we use the spear/shield combo to both cut them to ribbons while not having to worry about not being able to defend ourselves or missing due to slow swings.

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>>2332967
Ditch the hammer?

Has anyone thought of what we may want as our first long term quest goal?

Getting all the Runes we can, upgrading and souping up all of our equipmentt, becoming chieften of the crag wolves?

I wanna ask the QM whose the most powerful of the moon lords and how many of them we would need to take down to conquer the region also if they're any beautiful virgin princesses in need of kidnapping.

>>2333054

We can worry about fighting literal demigods single-handedly and kidnapping the daughters of heads of state later. Right now, we should focus on getting the runes of the mountain king, and upgrading our equipment to the point we can handle a squad of half a dozen normies without issue.

>>2333065
What does he rune of mountain king do again? I can't remember. But yes I can get behind becoming strong enough take on enough a whole troop of ordinary soldiers by ourselves. As good a place to start as any.

>>2333076

If I remember correctly, it gives a +10 bonus to strength, which, combined with Magnus' "natural" +10 bonus, would make him ungodly powerful. The only catch is that the ritual requires a shitload of dangerous ingredients to perform, like a giant's toe and a dire boar's heart, among others. It'd be very difficult, but I think the end result would be worth it.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

just here to roll my bad luck out

>>2333054
I think we should gather more allied tribes, in case moonbois want revenge
Qm said there were other tribes on our mountain, yes?

>>2333114

Shieeeet

>>2333097
Hmmm. We could ask our giant friend i there are any giants who could lend a toe or may have lost one due to frostbite or something, but i get the feeling it has to be the toe of a giant you kill, so maybe we could ask if there is some asshole giant in need of a thumping.

We could also ask if anyone in the tribe has seen a dire boar to hunt, but we don't now how dangerous it is on comparison to a normal boar.
Still +20 overall strength sounds fucking cool and I can guess with that strength we can increase our swinging speed with a ultra great weapon and wear really heavy armor without difficulty.

>>2333117

Yep, when we got promoted, we had the chance to raid other tribes which we skipped out on for the sake of pillaging soft villagers, a decision I support wholeheartedly, by the way.

>>2333124

With +20 strength we could pull a chewbacca, rip someone's arm off and beat them with it without skipping a beat.

>>2333128
Maybe we should ask if there is an upgrade that allows us to re-roll strength tests. Static bonuses are great but if roll shit it wont help much

>>2333131

Yeah, there might be a tier-two to the rune of the mountain king, which would make Magnus' strength balls-to-the-walls make-Bur Lun-pause insane.

>>2333117
>>2333125
>in case they want revenge
>implying we'll leave any alive to tell the tale

I smell conquest in the wind.

>>2333054
our long term goal should be spiky chaos lord style plate armor engraved with runes and animal fur as cape

>>2333146

Now THAT's the kind of spirit that gets the spirits to notice you!

>>2333150
I personally like pulling off the chaos lord look for magnus. Magnus seems like he would be a khornate champion if he were a character in WF.

>>2333146
I mean, thats the spirit alright. But we just now missed a few boats with witnesses, and a popular trading village raided

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>>2333162
So, the Archaon look?

>>2333178
Yeah basically maybe not with horns, but that's just my personal preference.

>>2333173

Damn, that's an astute observation anon. Next time, let's get Wren's team to sabotage the night boats before we attack, so we aren't caught with our pants around our ankles later. I've got the feeling we've only got about a week to get our shit together and be back at the Crag before a moonie army's perforated our corpse, but that should be enough time to sweep by that ancient ruin turned trading post.

>>2333183
Ancient ruins sounds good. Maybe we will find something rune related or some interesting information for a quest if we go there.

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>>2333181
My preference has always been more along the line of the Kurgan. An amalgam of what works, from what we've taken from those we killed.

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>>2333214

Maybe. Hopefully a modest garrison, a brittle gate to crash, and plenty of treasure squirreled away in obvious hiding places... Realistically though, we should be more careful about charging with reckless abandon before we reach hulkmode, otherwise we'll get our asses disembowled. Seriously, if three of those militiamen had landed decent hits we'd be dead, crippled, or humbled in front of our men right now.

>>2333150
>>2333162
>>2333178
>>2333181

Spiky armor's a bit impractical for my taste, but damn is it menacing. If we go that route, I think we should go for pic related.

>>2333245
Kurgan is the patrician bad-guy armor choice. I like your taste, anon.

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Im think more Diablo look
Bit of plate a bit of skin

We could combine all the wepons into one
Some sort of trick bloodborn wepon?

>>2333259
Thank you. Glad to know there's more appreciation for it. The Kurgan is awesome in general.

>>2333276
Oh, the old let's get stabbed in the brachial/femoral artery style armor. Nice. Bonus points for the horned helmet that has nearly three feet of grabbing purchase.

So goals
Fix hammer
Keep raiding
Make other goups join us
Build up power and then over thow moon cunts
Then fight gods
Become one
Unless the hord apon the world
Also get loot, fuck bitches

>>2333296
Didnt say that set just that look.
Since it suits us more then the full plate shit
Could have fur/ leater to cover the patches
And of course no horns that big
Also whos going to be able to grab them or have the strength to do anything with it??

>>2333281
Clancy did a fantastic job of villainy in a cheesily enjoyable movie - not to mention 'Kurgan' means 'grave-mound.'

>>2333304
There's always someone bigger mate, or someone with sheer skill and testes. Just a matter of time.

>>2333309
Apparently the original design was for a knightly honor bound villain. Clancy didn't enjoy playing Kurgan, due to evil and such I guess, but I prefer him so much more. The look is super dope.

I dont get why we want plate armor. Sure, we become tanky as fuck, but i dont feel this fits our character at all.
I can get behind a lot of armor, but i dont think our character needs (or wants) to get covered head to toe.
With how big and strong Magnus is, i would rather put focus on his weapons, and how well his armor can aid him in crushing the opponent. We slam with our shield, get some easier counters with our gauntlets, and move quickly in light armor

>>2333325

I see where you're coming from, and I definitely think we should focus on our weapon and mobility for now, I really think once we've enhanced our strength to +20 or higher, we should start wearing spiked half-plate, because with our strength, it would make literally no difference whatsoever to our mobility and increase our protection tremendously.

>>2333325
Don't forget the hammer. I dig what you're puttin down though. That's why I put out the patchwork idea. Take what works for us and roll with it. We are quite a bit different than normal folk, normal stuff isn't gonna work.

>>2333178
Not enough spikes and runes

>>2333313
Beautiful.

>>2333325
>>2333338
>>2333343
Yeah, I like the amalgam plate idea; pick stuff up as we go. I think we could use some leg armor; seeing as we're taller than fucking everything, the legs become a natural target. Legplates, a codpiece, and a thick iron belt to guard the guts.

>>2333343

I like the patchwork idea too, we shouldn't go all out in plate armor and mimic the moon scum knights, but we shouldn't abandon heavy armor entirely like our barbarian allies. We should go for a mix of both, taking what works, and leaving what doesn't. Whatever we go with, spiked gauntlets are an absolute must.

>>2333355

Brilliant, a codpiece is ideal. Maybe an obscene one but I don't know if that's quite Magnus's style,

>>2333311
Nice quids
Nut mate at that point full plate isnt going to offer much

All we would lose tons of mobility and vision
Half plate would be the havest i would go
>>2333325
Im filly with you
We not a little normaly person who needs to get full body playe to live though a fight
And im sure our people just think thats a pussys outfit any ways
I think Diablo handles it pretty good

>>2333097
Actually im replacing that system of upgrades with the runic system. Rituals can still be conducted and monster parts will be a crucial ingredient in some weapons or rituals.

>>2333365
in that case will the +10 strength rune will cost giants blood, stone viper venom and granite hide tusk still?

>>2333376
Nah. You just have to earn a Rune for the spirits to bless you with the Runes energy. You can still undergo the ritual to gain a bonus (different but strength related) if you gather the ingredients

>>2333365

Ah, welcome back OP! Good to know, good to know, I take it the runes are incremental, with stronger bonuses taking more and more effort to acquire, and rituals are essentially an optional route to badassery via monster hunting?

>>2333384
In that case what do we need to do in order to earn some runes or have we already done something to qualify for one.

>>2333387

I bet we'd have to ask the shaman to get a solid answer, but I figure we haven't done enough for anything major. Aside from the gate-crashing, which was long enough ago and far enough away I'm sure the spirits would expect a repeat.

>>2333387
Basically? Kick lots of ass. Fight strong opponents, Kill monsters, enemies of note, sack their temples and cast down their castles. The more ass you beat, the more power the spirits will bestow onto you for further ass beating.

>>2333402

I'd thought as much.

You chew a mouth full of smoked fish, looking curiously at the young woman, her eyes darting nervously about the former mayors home, thr man himself probably either dead or dying, his lovely, plump wife no doubt finding herself the target of some very blunt affection.
"Get comfortable"
You say with a small smile, taking a drink of the thin, watered down breakfast ale. She jumps at your voice, setting down the pear she was nibbling at

"What do you mean"
She says carefully, reaching subtly for the pronged fork near her plate. She stops as your gaze flicks to it, a broad grin splitting your features.

"Well have plenty of time to... Get acquainted, as it is"
You say with a shrug, taking a large swallow of the watered down beverage, wiping your lip on the back of your hand.
"Ill be forward. Out of all the women in that room, all the girls I could be chosen, I picked you. I wanted YOU"
She reddens slightly, pursing her lips before you speak again
"You're very pretty... Soft, fine, and plump in all the right places."
You allow your gaze to wander, using your elevated position to enjoy the gentle curve of her bid on against her tunic
"Of all the others, I noticed you and now you're mine 'till the day I free you from my service."

She opens her mouth to object, her cheeks reddening and eyes flashing but you hold up a finger, silencing her "Now, your time can be as good or as bad as you please. You saw me fight, saw me carve through the 'men' of this village like a scythe. There's certainly worse men you could bed, and I assure you, down there I'm every bit as imposing as up here."

Her lips part in shock as she sits down hard, her lower lip trembling as she searches for words.
"K-Keera... My names Keera... Yours?"
She swallows heavily, wiping away a small tear with her palm.

You set down your mug and stand, plucking a peach from the bowl as you cross around the table, kneeling next to her chair. Brushing her straight, chin length hair behind her ear you place a finger under her chin, forcing her to look at you. You speak softly, holding her chin gently
"How you fare in my service is entirely up to you. If obeying me does not suit you, you're free to go out there and join the others. Im sure tomorrow, after a dozen or so men have fucked you into the dirt and left some fatherless bastard in your belly, it will be worth it."

Tears trickle slowly down her cheeks, small, choked sobs escaping as the full inescapability of the situation becomes clear.
"You're... You're a m-monster"

>cont

That earns a true, genuine chuckle from you and you wipe a line of tears from Keera's cheek with your thumb.
"I'm a monster and i won't apologize for it, but I'm a reasonable one and, so long as you behave, serve me well and don't do anything foolish, say, run away, I don't think we'll have any issue."

Keera swallows heavily, blinking away her tears, biting her full lower lip as she considers your words. You trace your finger along one of the small, white scars on her upper shoulder, caressing her warm skin gently. She watches your hand like a mouse would a snake, the blood between your knuckles and scars crisscrossing them a tapestry of violence.
"These are a thieve's scars..."
You say softly, She starts at your accussation and you smile
"And that was a lockpick you dropped back there. That interests me my little kitten. Tell me, are you a burglar? You needn't worry for my anger, I know I've done far, FAR worse than any penny-pinching."

Keera looks up at you, crossing her arms across her chest, before looking down and away from you sullenly
"I-im not a burglar!"
She says softly
"Well... Not exactly... I just .. I like to take things...get into places im not supposed to... I never stole anything from someone who couldn't afford to lose it!"
She pouts defensively, gesturing around the mayors house
"Like Mayor Yarrow! He didnt NEED a set of silver cutlery did he? Alaine didnt need that necklace did she? Her husband bought her another a week later!"

>What say
>Gf is over here so im gonna have to call it an early night guys. See ya tomorrow!

>>2333436
>>2333466

> "Theiving, for sport? Lose a hand, for sport? Even, even risk dancing on a rope, all for, for the sport of it? Ha, I've never heard of such a thing! In my mercenary days, I ran many thieves through, of all shapes and sizes, but none were so daring or soft-headed as to theive for the hell of it!"

>>2333474
This, maybe add. "Are you just upset that they made a way for themselves and you have not or that their families got ahead and yours whom I assume you dont know did not?"

>>2333466
I still would want priest girl and hopefully she's still intact
>inb4 nobody wants her because creep and she's fine

>GF is over

STOP SHOWING OFF qq

>>2333650
?

>>2333597

> moon whore
> virgin to begin with

Anon, you're optimistic a man than I am.

>>2333501

I don't think we really need anything else, >>2333474 is more than enough to catch her off guard, I feel like this would mingle her emotions and undercut the shock.

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I am imagining Magnus as a slightly bigger, much more built Andre the Giant.

>Pic related for reference, not photoshopped.

It was also rumored that Andre the giant drank either 120-150 beers in six hours. Thats about 3-4 beers a minute. Nonstop.

>>2334080
Chirp...

>>2333650
This is qst not /RK9/ anon

>>2333597
I want to see what happens to to other two women, if only to see what ultimate fates they will live under. You never know they may come up again somehow.

Also I think we should ask if the ancestor spirits accept human sacrifice. Maybe offer up the priestess if that's an option

>>2334117
i dont want sacrifice her, i want own her.

>>2334117
>>2334124
Y'all watch The Last Kingdom at all? I wonder if she could be like our Iseult; a companion and advisor on spiritual/mystical matters, not for sexual/matrimonial purposes. We've got other wenches for that.

>>2334127
why not both

>>2334129
because we have other wenches for that, and her mystical powers depend on her anal virginity

>>2334134
not say you are wrong, but still going to wait what warlord says

>>2334134
Ah yes the mystical power of virginity especially for seers and priestesses. Its weird but nonetheless a big aspect of traditional mystic thought.

Hmmmm. Is she's been given a meat hammer by now she'll have lost her powers most likely and that ruin probably any utility she may have as an advisor or as a human sacrifice.

Also when QM gets back we should ask about the cult of the moon. The zealots aparently transform into magic abominations, so what does that say about the cult as a whole?

Do they practice human sacrifice? Is their goddess as ruthless and cruel as she has been described by the crag wolves and Magnus.

Know thy enemy and all that.

>>2334136
>>2334144
We could also ask Keera what she knows about priestess girl before we plunder her cavern

>>2334144
well she is a blind acolyte of the local Chapel.
Its not said that she is part of that religion but most likely she is...

>>2334154
yeah why not

>>2334154
Might as well ask her about moonbend in general get a good look at how important this place was for the moon lords. She could tell us more about that captain guy we dueled. His family and children escaped. That's a revenge story waiting to happen.

She could also tell us about the red haired woman who was also an option see what we may have missed out on along with the acolyte.

>Warlord Quest

More like Rapelord Quest

#triggered

>>2334403
What do you think warlords did??
Play paddycake!?

Whoo okay im back and rested with fully recharged OP batteries. To answer some questions, yes you will notice characters that you pass up interacting with later in the quest.

There are other villages in the area but the refugees from MoonBend will quickly spread the word that you are in the area. You'll have to move fast.

There are several high ranking members of the Church of Moonlight, various knightly orders and warrior priest brotherhoods. The valley of the Moon is a lot larger than you may think it is and has a hefty population.

There are lots of small tribes in the mountains, secluded valleys, caves and even in the lowlands. They can be brought into the fold either with words or force. In the case of the Wild Folk, Force is the only option.

Magnus's Strength,Durability, Command, Domination, Combat skill, etc can all be upgraded with Runes. If you really go the route of weapon upgrades, they can offer quite the tantalizing array of benefits (Hp recovery, Armor penetration, additional damage die, elemental effects, etc)

Any other questions before we get to plundering these treasures?

>>2334134
>>2334136
The Acolyte has visions and mystical abilities in the same way Duergir does. Just an innate sensitivity to the winds of the other realms.
>Deflowering her would not strip her abilities from her.

>>2334463
lets acquired her

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>>2334453
None for me, let's get this meat bicycle rolling.

>>2334463
We should take her back and give her to Duergir.

>>2334453
Are there any legendary or heroic artifacts that we can find that are lost or guarded?

I'm thinking something along the lines of the atlantean swprd Conan finds in the old 80s movie. Nothing really fantastical but obviously beyond ordinary weaponry (even of very high quality).

People are talking about getting an ultra weapon, that paladin's black greatsword is an ultra weapon.

>>2334502
that's moonfag shit, ours is the way of the meathammer.

>>2334508A giant black steel ultra greatsword swords pretty fucking metal though. We just gotta remove the silver filligree and put some brass or red steel maybe some armor piercing and damage runes. Making really big monsters bleed out by hacking their arteries open can be
more efficient then hammering them depending on the situation.

That and the fight with that paladin was pretty fucking cool be a real shame to not use at all.

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>>2334527
Let's up our strength until we can dualwield the meathammer and the greatsword.

>>2334453
what does bur-lun look like? so far i've imagined him as a giant from skyrim

>>2334531
While that would be definetly effective I feel that dual wielding two weapons that are probably as tall as us (which is really fucking big considering how tall Magnus is) would look kinda goofy, but raising our strength so high that we could do that is still a worthwhile goal.

You raise an eyebrow at KeerKeera's defense of her thievery. The indignant burglar clenches her tiny fists and crosses her arms across her chest as she sulks downward. You chuckle to yourself, shaking your head in amusement
"Thieving? For sport? Lose a hand, for sport?"
Keera opens her mouth to object but you power on, laughing to yourself
"Even risk dancing on a rope, all for, for the sport of it? Ha! I've never heard of such a thing!"

Keera scowls, looking pointedly away as her cheeks redden in embarassment
"I wasn't always a member of the Crag Wolves my little kitten. In my mercenary days, I ran many thieves through, of all shapes and sizes, but none were so daring or soft-headed as to thieve for the hell of it!"

Keera looks at you, her cheeks scalding red and small fists clenched
"It wasn't just for the sport! Im not stupid! I took the coin from what i.. What I stole and I gave it to those who needed it! Like old Rodvir! I helped him pay for new nets when his were torn away! Crippled Ness at the inn! I always gave her enough for a hot meal! Even when I saw get walking that one time! Im a good person!"
She cries indignantly, pounding the table with all her might. She slumps back against the chair and sighs
"Even if I got caught, it wasn't even really that dangerous. Harald was always kind to me. He couldve taken my hands when he caught me with that bracelet but he just laughed, showed me how to hide things better and sent me on my way"

You smile softly, seems Harald had a soft spot in his honor bound heart. Most men would be taken some very cruel liberties with the lovely young thief.

>What say

>Commence hammer time (fade to black)

>>2334539
A combination of the Skyrim and GoT giants is how they appear in my mind. Like giant, grey skinned neanderthals

>>2334619
can acquired acolyte anymore?

>>2334634
Not at this moment. Maybe back at the Crag that will be an option

>>2334591
>>Commence hammer time (fade to black)
if no one has nothing to say

>>2334591
>>Commence hammer time (fade to black)

>>2334484

When someone else has already laid claim? Nah, we may be a violent behemoth and an unrepentant savage, but we're not a disloyal faggot. We had our chance, we went for tight, tight theif pussy instead of a blind priestess of the deity we're at war with. Durigir's just fine with his apprentices, and it'd be incredibly offensive to try and offload a damn moonie on him, that we didn't even claim to begin with.

>>2334502
>>2334508
>>2334527

You're all ignoring the obvious solution. We have the Crag smith melt down the sword and replace the battle-spear's blade with moon-metal.

>>2334591

> "Awful hissy aren't you kitten? I'm tired of waiting and tired of talking. Now, let's put those nimble fingers of yours to good use."

>Commence hammer time (fade to black)

>>2334591
>Commence hammer time
"I like your spirit, kitten."

>>2334692
I like your thinking.

>>2334692
>>2334591
> "Awful hissy aren't you kitten? I'm tired of waiting and tired of talking. Now, let's put those nimble fingers of yours to good use."

>Commence hammer time (fade to black)

>>2334692
i wasn't saying kill to get her or use our position to get, but to use goods that we have get her or at least to know if we could get her.

You grin broadly, the predatory glint in your eye silencing Keera's self righteous tirade. Your gentle facade fades away and you grip her waist, hauling her upright with a gasp of shock.
"What are you doing?! Stop! Stop! Let me go you shit!"
She squeals, pounding her fists against your chest.

She stops suddenly, your broad hand pressing against her back, pressing her against you, makes something very clear to her. She pales visibly.

"Awful hissy aren't you kitten? Im tired of waiting and bored of talking. Now come put those nimble fingers of yours to use"
You growl, cupping a handful of her soft, firm rear.

Keera has stolen many things of value. Rings, Necklaces, coin, jewels, even a silver chalice from the local abbey on a dare. But tonight? She is the victim of a thief and her virtue is your plunder.

>Hours pass.

You lay back on the former mayors bed, the cracked and twisted bed frame creaking unhappily as you settle your weight back. Keera moans softly, her tongue lolling from her mouth, a trail of drool and sweat sticking her cheek to the bed. Sweat dampened hair sticks up erratically, a visible, palm shaped bruise forming on her throat. You admire the red palm prints on her rear, caressing the soft skin gently. To her credit she still tries to pull away, exhausted and broken as she is.
"B-b-bastard...."
She mumbles, half asleep.

You pet back her hair with a smile, brushing your thumb across her cheek.
"I know"

>Get some rest

>she's not going anywhere. Go for a walk

>Other

>>2334591

>Commence hammer time (fade to black)

What you think your a good person
Like ficking robin hood
You stole from people in this small town
And you felt bad or something so you gave some to poorer people then you?

Ether way youl naver have to be hungery do without.

Now lets see if i should keep you

>>2334778
>Get some rest

And damm i was too late

>>2334778
>Go for a walk
Moonfags will be coming after us soon, gotta make a plan.

>>2334531
Your hammer and battle spear are already Great Weapons. Magnus, being huge, can dual wield great weapons.

>>2334502
Actually that's just a greatsword. I forgot you still had it to be honest. Ill add it to your trophy list. Yes it is a Masterwork Black GreatSword and you can one hand it easily.

>>2334778
>>she's not going anywhere. Go for a walk

>>2334490
Yes there are. There are the tombs of saints, the burial cairns of ancient warlords and the Reliquary of Abbeys and Chapels.

>>2334805
I was meaning make the meathammer an Ultra Weapon and then dualwield it with the Ultra greatsword, because that seemed the most overkillinest way to be, but I think >>2334692 had a better idea; use the melted down greatsword to improve our battlespear and maybe rebuild the fuckhammer.

>>2334791
I kinda think we look a bit like the space wolfs from 40k
Just without the high powered gear

>>2334811
oh well shit, if that's so then FUUUUUUCK YEAH

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>>2334819
Forgot pic

>>2334817
Ah ok. Gotcha. Yeah, if you upgrade your strength all the way, you COULD theoretically dual wield Ultra Weapons. I can't imagine the amount of damage you would be throwing around.

>Go for a walk seems to win.

Writing.

You listen to the chaos of the post-raid celebration outside and decide that mingling with your men could be a good idea. You stand from the shattered remains of the flimsy bed and pull on your leggings and boots. Keera flinched weakly as you pat her soft bottom, the mix of fluids and blood on her inner thighs catching the light as she wriggles
"I don't suggest running. If my men see you, they may help themselves."
Her dazed eyes still manage to widen further as she absorbs the implications

"Ill be back soon"
Without waiting for a reply you close the door behind you, stepping out into the square. Even at this late hour, your men celebrate. The fallen are eulogized to cheers and toasts. The slain enemy are hacked apart, their heads mounted on spikes or piled high. Fights, both good natured and fuelled by drink break out randomly. Drink, food, women, all are passed around in abundance, your men fought hard and will celebrate harder.

>go speak with Urhost at the remnants of the inn. From the sounds of it, there's some organized fights over there.

>Go speak with Wren, hes currently fleecing some if your men in a knife throwing competition

>Just drink with your men. Show them how it's done.

>>2334866
>>go speak with Urhost at the remnants of the inn. From the sounds of it, there's some organized fights over there.

>>2334866
>go speak with Urhost at the remnants of the inn. From the sounds of it, there's some organized fights over there.

>>2334866
>>go speak with Urhost at the remnants of the inn. From the sounds of it, there's some organized fights over there.

The cheers and whoops from the half demolished inn draw your attention and you make your way over, your men raising their drinks and clapping your back as you pass by. Taking a offered mug you toss it back in one gulp, the potent ale made all the better by the cheers of your men.

The inn, once a large, two story establisment with dozens of rooms has been. Remodeled. An entire section of the wall has been torn away, the chairs and tables burning in a bonfire only a few paces away. Every window and door has been shattered to pieces. Even the floor has been hacked apart and the massive casks of ale and mead rolled out of the cellar via a makeshift ramp..

And it is PACKED .

Your men crowd shoulder to shoulder, some with sullen Thralls under their arm. They cheer and whoop, groan and curse as two men in the center of the floor beat each other to a pulp. The crowd prevents you from seeing much of the fighters before a wet, heavy smack issues from the ring and the spectators leap out of the way.

A lean limbed, one eyed red haired man flies backward, his nose gushing blood and his remaining eye rapidly swelling shut, landing at your feet. A bare chested, sweat slicked ogre of a man spits a mouthful of blood and offers the dazed man a hand.
"Get the fuck off'o Magnus's boots before he steps on ya Lars."
Growls Urhost, helping his former opponent up with a grin.

>Ask Urhost a question

>Watch the fights

>Crack some skulls.

>Other

>>2334933
>>Watch the fights

>>2334933
>Crack some skulls.

>>2334933
>Crack some skulls

>>2334933
>Armwrestle

>>2334933
>>Crack some skulls.

>>2334941
>>2334947
>>2334960
do we really wanna risk reopening our wounds guys? just saying

>>2334968
We possible gain something, like some priestess

>>2334977
Hmm like a wager? I'd buy into that... though we could do the same safely with armwrestling/feats of strength?

>>2334988
Probably.

Just get more waifus, we gotta get that moon priestess, even if she's probably unpure now.

>Skull Cracking

You smirk at Urhost as he pulls the dazed warrior to his feet, patting his back before pushing him off to get a drink
"Looks like you're having fun"
Pointing out the splatters of blood and pools of sweat on the floor of the inn. Urhost laughs, punching your shoulder as he pushes through the crowds, a new fight already drawing their attention.
"Of course! Got good drink, some fine salt pork, cringing pups to beat senseless, I couldn't ask for more!"
He sways, steadying himself on the cracked remains of a table.

You gesture around the makeshift arena and all the men seemingly waiting for an opponent.
"Any chance I could join in on that?"

Urhost blinks in shock before grinning broadly, handing you his drink and climbing up onto the remains of the bar
"OI! OI! YOU DUMB CUNTS LISTEN UP!"
He bellows, gaining the attention of everyone within several miles.
"WHO WANTS A GO AT YOUR WAR LEADER? MAGNUS HERE SAYS HE CAN TEAR THROUGH YOU FUCKS LIKE CHILDREN! YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?!"

The responding howls of outrage and demands for a match nearly deafen you.

>Fight Odsvon "Stonefist"

>Fight Gunder "The Viper"

>Fight Arvel "GiantSon"

>>2335010
>Arvel 'Giantson'
Let's see if he's a big guy 4u too

>>2335010
>Fight Arvel "GiantSon"

>>2335010
>Fight Arvel "GiantSon"

>>2334997
Moon priestess a shit, we want the amazon

>>2335070
Better yet.

Both.

>>2335010
>Fight Arvel "GiantSon"
amazon is best breeder
And i thought earlyer on in this quest that we would only be fucking the strong womans who can give us big strong babys
Not some tiny mouse

>>2335143
Why not get all the kids?
>Fight Arvel "GiantSon"

>>2335070
>>2335092
>>2335143

We don't need to waste loot getting either, when they've both had their cherries popped and there's sure to be more at the next hamlet we get around to sacking.
Of course when we get older and settle down with our own tribe we're going to want strong women to sire our children, but in the meantime, there's nothing saying we can't keep a few pretty ones to fuck for fun and trade away when we're bored with them.

>>2335181
Fair enough, we should also make a move back to the crag

>>2335195

Most assuredly, we don't want to be caight by a horde of lancers when we're weighed down with a bevy of baubles, but I think we've got enough men, time, and greed to try and sack that ruin-based trading post on the way back, before it receives a halfway competent garrison and its citizens evacuate with their trinkets in tow.

>>2335212
I would say we lost our time when the villagers escaped, word would have spread rapidly

>Arvel GiantSon

With all the challengers arrayed before you, you aren't sure where to begin picking but your choice is made for you as a shaggy haired, shaggy bearded brute shoulders his way to the front. Standing several inches above the common rabble he barely has to crane his neck to look you coolly in the eyes, smiling grimly to reveal several missing and broken teeth.
"I'll make you eat those words 'WarLeader'"
He snarls, his voice a guttural rasp like rusted metal and stones grinding together. Leveling a finger at your chest, he shouts to the room
"He's fought lots o'little men! I doubt he ever fought a real son of the mountains! A real Crag Wolf!"
The crowd, a mix of your original war party and Urhost's reinforcements reply with a mix of cheers and boos, drinks being thrown from the more displeased.

You feel blood rushing to your cheeks, your fingers clenching of their own volition as he continues to insult you, drunkenly bellowing like a boar
"I, Arvel GiantSon, will teach this foreign FUCK, How it feels to fight a real man... And after I knock him silly, im gonna take that sweet thing he stole and show her what a real mans cock looks li-"

You didn't mean to crush the pewter mug flat against the oafs jaw but hey, things happen. Urhost bellows in laughter as he clears the crowd back, the sputtering and enraged Arvel climbing to his feet, clenching his broad, scarred fists as he does.
"You'll pay for that"

You shrug, shaking out your limbs as you step forward, bringing your fists into a classic pugilists guard.
"Make me pay then"

>>2335195
>>2335228
Yeah, we really oughta head back to the Crag after we finish up here. If only to dump loot, patch up, and refit.

>>2335244
>Hit post early

>Attack

>Defend

>Other

>>2335244
>Other
Goad him into attacking, then counter

>>2335262
>>2335269
>Other
Goad & counter; 'Iron Fist Breaks the Haughty'

>>2335269
I’ll go for this too, insult his mother, and father, if he had one that is

>>2335262
>Other
Well the "foreign Filth" is waiting, make your move big guy is are you all talk? that muscle good for scaring only children who stole your sweet roll?

>>2335228
>>2335251

True that, but as soon as we've licked our wounds, we need to attempt another raid or two, and after that, maybe we should start solo'ing to try and get the ingredients we'll need for the ritual of the mountain king.

>>2335244
>>2335262

> Feint a left hook and when he moves to react, give him a right jab to the stomach

After this fight, let's make a show of gratitude for the first decent scrap we've had in awhile, and make it clear we didn't take anything personally.

>>2335279
You don't have your gauntlets on but you can use Iron Fist counter against him

Yeah I'll dig that, I kinda felt since he's drunk if we get him angry he'll get even sloppier

>>2335269

Nevermind my suggestion, this is better.

>>2335296

> wearing our iron gauntlets to a friendly jaw-cracking bone-snapping no-holds-barred barbarian brawl

What do you take us for, some sort of hired hammer turned tribal reaver?

>>2335269
>Goad him into attacking, then counter
>>2335291
>After this fight, let's make a show of gratitude for the first decent scrap we've had in awhile, and make it clear we didn't take anything personally.

>>2335262
Defend

Also ask him what do we get if we win??

Lets just head back home afyer this

Then mybe fight a differnt tribe
That should make thr moons lest ready then hit an outpost

>Goad him into attacking before countering
>What say?

>>2335337
>If you weren't so busy cleaning your father's cock out of your mouth, maybe you'd be able to put up a fight, shortstuff.

>>2335337
Your father semlled of eldar berry's
And your mum mast have been bear by how ugly you are

>>2335352

Damn, this is good, I'll support it.

>>2335352
Switch father with mother and we are good

>>2335408

Wow now, let's not bring questioning the man's mother's womanhood into this, there's a line to cross before knives are drawn, and that's far too close to it for comfort.

>>2333946

Shit, now I'm reimagining all of Magnus' macho dialogue with Andre the Giant's voice and accent I can't stop fucking laughing. Thanks a lot anon.

>>2335433

> *and I can't stop fucking laughing

Rolled 73 (1d100)

You smirk at the outraged, drunken warrior as you step forward, flexing dramatically to cheers from your men
"Maybe if you cleaned the taste of your father's cock from your mouth, you could put up a decent fight "

Arvel's face twists in rage as the crowd bursts into laughter, his fans booing you and goading the hulking brute on.
"Get'im Arvel!"
"Break his teeth!"
"Rip his balls off!"

You decide to goad the drunken beast on further and make him make a mistake
"Im trying to figure out what sort of animal your fucking mother must have been. From the looks of you im going with a troll or maybe some bloated, Wild Folk who-"

"SHUT YER FUCKIN MOUTH"
He roars, charging forward like a bull, spade sized fist raised high.

>Roll me 1d100+10. Best of 3. Beat my roll

Rolled 100 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2335507

>>2335514
Get smacked up bitch

Then buy the cunt a beer

Rolled 97 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2335514

SPIRITS BE WITH US MO'FUCKA!

>>2335514
>>2335544

Oh shit my melenated brothers...

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2335507
Actually laughing at how hard we rekt him
>>2335514
>>2335544

>>2335569

Seriously, buying what's left of the man a drink afterward is the least we can do.

Yo OP, will this legendary beat-down be worth any spirit cred?

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>>2335544
>>2335514
Crouching magus hindden fist

>>2335514
Bank it pls

>>2335586

Crouch and pounce, just like Barabas at the Crag.