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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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>>2320639
>Discord
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more cucked.
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>>2320650

Better than ManThor
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>>2320654
>t. a bottom ten namefag
Why couldn't we get rock guy? DC Quest got rock guy.
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>>2320662

Hey no need to remind me I'm shit there anon
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>You are Hiki
>It's been one week since Sasuke and Susumu had their curses removed.

"Something bad is coming." You say, looking up into the sky above you, the rushing water of the river rising up to your shins as your toes dig into the mud beneath. "Something very bad."

"What makes you say that?" Sasuke asks you, keeping his eyes on the river bed. A moment or two after asking this question he shoots his hand out, catching a fish and tossing it effortlessly into the barrel behind him. "That's ten for me, how many you got so far?"

"Twenty." You answer, striking out quickly and catching another fish, this one more than double the size of the others. "And this is twenty-one. But to answer your question, I just feel an odd presence in the air, just like how it felt before Orochimaru attacked the Village."

"Hmmph, well if any trouble does show up I'll just hit'em with my Rasengan!" Naruto shouts, frowning as he stares down at the river before slapping his hand down...and catching a little guppy. "Grrr, stupid freakin-"

"I appreciate the two of you helping me in catching diner." You interrupt Naruto, climbing out of the river bed and shaking off the water from your feet. "It makes the whole thing less quiet."

"Right." Sasuke says, catching his last fish and jumping up onto the bank. Naruto grumbles some more as he comes up too, his barrel of fish about three quarters as full as Sasuke's. "Hey Naruto, you keep talking about that Rasengan, you ever gonna' actually show it off or what?"

Naruto's frown turns into a grin, as he rubs his hands happily. "Oh boy I thought you'd never ask! Okay, first I gotta' find a target to use it on."

>A. "Use it on me. I wish to see the strength of this attack for myself."
>B. "Use a clone?"
>C. "The ground?"
>D. Write-in
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>>2320682
>>2320682
>A. "Use it on me. I wish to see the strength of this attack for myself."
Hiki is autistic enough to kill himself like this.
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>>2320682
>A. "Use it on me. I wish to see the strength of this attack for myself."
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>>2320662

>A

Because fuck it this'll end up winning no matter what
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>>2320682
>>A. "Use it on me. I wish to see the strength of this attack for myself."
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>>2320682
>C. "The ground?"
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Alright then, A it is.
Give me some 1d100's,
DC 85.
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>>2320688
No he isn't

>>2320682
>B. "Use a clone?"

Make it a iron clone
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2320706
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2320706
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2320706
RIP
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2320706
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2320706
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>>2320714
I can't fucking believe this shit...
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Passed, well done.
Hiki is still scary as shit for a 13 year old.
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>>2320714
You nigger.

>>2320709
Yes he is, he got vaccinated so many times by Tetsuo.
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>>2320714
>hiki continues to give absolutely zero fucks about stupid hyper powerful ninjutsu bullshit
lol.
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>>2320728
Let's see how he will be once he reaches 15. Maybe he will be Jounin by then.
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You jab a thumb at your chest. "Try it on me." You say, surprising Sasuke and Naruto. "I wish to see the strength of this attack myself." You crouch low to the ground, digging your toes in as you prepares yourself.

"Hold up," Sasuke says, stepping between you and grinning Naruto. "You're not even gonna' iron up for this?"

"No," You say, cracking your neck. "I'm not."

"Hey let him do what he wants Sasuke," Naruto says, summoning up another clone as he starts to swirl the chakra around in his palm. "Besides, if I can knock out Hiki with this attack, that means I've really improved." You nod, and Naruto continues to build up the chakra until you see a whirlwind like effect appear in his palm. "RASENGAN!" He shouts, rushing forward.

You feel a slight knot in you stomach, but that comes undone as Naruto slams the attack into you, knocking you back several feet. Not only that, but you find yourself flipped around in the air as well, looking upside down at Naruto. Still, you manage to land right side up again, digging your heels until you stop sliding backwards. "That...hurt." You groan, looking down at your stomach and seeing a very visible swirling welt appear.

"Aww man, I thought for sure that'd knock you down." Naruto groans, looking disappointed with himself. You wonder, with a bit of worry, what would've happened had Naruto added that strange orange chakra he had on him from the time he beat you down?

"Hey...isn't that Hinata?" Sasuke says, looking off into the distance. You and Naruto both turn to look, and indeed you see Hinata. "And who's those other guys with he-"

"WHAT THE HELL!" Naruto shouts, pointing to wards the village. You turn again, seeing a large, purplish barrier seems to have popped up out of nowhere. "What's going on?!"

"Hiki," Sasuke says, his Sharingan activated. "That's the same barrier that was up when Susumu fought Orochimaru."

The implications hit you harder than Naruto's Rasengan.

>A. Go after Hinata and the mysterious group
>B. Go check up on the Village.
>C. Write-in
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>>2320732
>Hiki, cast some ninjutsu for us!
>Haha, alright small children.
>I CAST FIST.
And that's how Naruto!Chernobyl blew up.
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>>2320759

>B. Go check up on the Village.

Help the people first and foremost
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>>2320759
>B
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>>2320759
>A. Go after Hinata and the mysterious group
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LAZE
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>>2320759
make a clone to go check on the villiage, then go after Hinata
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To the Village it is.
Writing.
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"Hinata can wait for now," You say, already racing to wards the Village. "We need to check up on the Village and make sure it's save first."

"But-" Naruto starts to complain, looking back again at Hinata's retreating form in the distance until she's disappeared from sight. "Dammit!" He shouts, but begins to follow you and Sasuke.

It takes you all but a minute to return to the edge of the Village, and just as you thought the purple barrier seems to be surrounding the entire thing. Not only that, but scattered along, every ten meters or so, are stone statues protected by their own tiny purple barriers. "Hmmm." You poke one of the barriers with your finger, leaping back a bit at how hot it is. "That's not good."

"Hiki!" You look up, seeing Suzu on the other side of the barrier and slamming her iron fists into it with little to no avail. "Hiki are you okay!?"

"We're fine." You shout back. Beside you Naruto and Sasuke are getting their Rasengan and Chidori ready. "What happened?"

"Hinata defected!" Suzu says.

Naruto stops his Rasengan, blinking in surprise. "What?! No, no that's a lie! Hinata wouldn't have done that!"

"Hiki," You turn your head, surprised to see the Third Hokage on Suzu's side of the barrier as well. "Did you see Hinata on your way here?"

You nod. "Yes, she was traveling with a group of individuals, I didn't have time to count before we noticed the barrier and rushed over here sir."

Hiruzen frowns, looking down with a shake of his head. "Then we have a problem."

>A. "Do you need me to go save Hinata? I'm sure that she's not really defecting on purpose."
>B. "Am I to capture Hinata Hyuga sir?"
>C. Try to punch the barrier with Suzu, maybe you can make a hole.
>D. Write-in
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>>2320798

>A
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>>2320798
>A
>D "With Sasuke sharigan and Narutos bushin we can easily work as a scouting/track group sir."
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>>2320798
>>C. Try to punch the barrier with Suzu, maybe you can make a hole.
>implying hiki punching shit doesn't solve literally every problem.
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>>2320798
>A
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>>2320798
Don't worry, I saw how to fix this in a movie once! Abra Kadabra!

>A. "Do you need me to go save Hinata? I'm sure that she's not really defecting on purpose."
>I'm not sure how you can defect on accident, though. I'll try thinking about it later.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

A wins.
Now then, let's see how difficult I can make things for you.
1 is goo, 10 is very, very bad.
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Eh, not to bad. Writing.
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>>2320827
So we have three more people outside the village? Or is that a single team of gennin?
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"Do you need me to go save Hinata?" You ask, surprising Hiruzen. "I'm sure she's not really defecting on purpose...." You frown a bit. "Though I'm not sure how someone would defect on accident, but I'll be sure to ask her when I catch up."

Hiruzen smiles a bit, chuckling at someone, you're not quite sure. "It would seem there's little choice in the matter, most of the high ranking shinobi are either stuck on the inside of the barrier, or on the outside and need to destroy the statues in order to take the barrier down."

"So it'll be up to just me and these two!" Naruto says, clenching his fist in determination. "Alright ol' man, leave it to me!"

"No, it's not entirely down to just the three of you." Hiruzen says, smoking on his pipe while your sister continues to punch and kick at the barrier. The Third sweats a bit, then scoots a couple feet away from Suzu. "If I remember correctly there were four other shinobi that were outside of the barrier as well when it went up."

"Were Ko sensei and my team out?" You ask, sounding worried now.

Hiruzen nods. "They were, but they were off on a small escort mission when it happened, it'll be sometime before word of this reaches them.

You let out a sigh, well at least they're safe. "So, who were the other four shinobi then sir?"

>Hah hah, guess what? Voting time. Hinata Retrieval Arc baby!
>Choose four of the following characters, they will be the ones to join you on this mission.
>A. Lee
>B. Neji
>C. Sakura
>D. Shino
>E. Kiba
>F. Choji
>G. 10/10
>H. Karin
>I. Ino
>J. Shikamaru
>K. Sai
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>>2320843
Nah, that's the difficulty of the mission so far, since you gave the group and Hinata time to escape a bit.
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>>2320848

>A. Lee
>B. Neji
>E. Kiba
>H. Karin
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>>2320848
>A. Lee
>C. Sakura
>H. Karin
>J. Shikamaru
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>>2320848
>A. Lee
>B. Neji
>E. Kiba
>H. Karin
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>>2320848
>E. Kiba
>F. Choji
>I. Ino
>D. Shino
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>>2320848
>>A. Lee
>>C. Sakura
>>E. Kiba
>>G. 10/10
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>>2320848
>D
>F
>J
>H ( The fuck she doing here? She should be back at the grass village.)
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>>2320848
>10/10
This level of trying is going to give us all tumors.
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>Lee: 4
>Karin: 4
>Kiba: 4

They're locked.

But now we got a tie between Neji, Sakura, and Shino of all people.
So, vote again again. Pick one.
>A. Neji
>B. Sakura
>C. Shino
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>>2320882
>>C. Shino
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>>2320882
>A. Neji
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>>2320882
>>B. Sakura
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>>2320882

>A. Neji
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>>2320882
>Shino
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>>2320882
Since we already have Kiba and Lee

>B
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>>2320890
>>2320884
We have enough trackers we should pic either a support like Sakura or a tracker/figther like neji with his byakugan.
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>>2320892
>>2320890
>>2320889
>>2320887
>>2320885
>>2320884
Oh look...another tie.
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>>2320882
>C. Shino
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>>2320882
>A. Neji
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>>2320898
SHINO IT IS!
Calling it here-
>>2320899
Goddammit.
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>>2320882
>B. Sakura
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>>2320902
ties are gay i'm switching to neji
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>>2320909
Thank you.
Nejij wins.
Team is this.
>Hiki, Sasuke, Naruto, Lee, Kiba, Karin, and Neji
Writing.
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>>2320912
You could have just rolled a die instead of calling for infinite tie breakers.

But now you're trying to get away from the Laze comparisons.
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>>2320912

I have a good feeling about this
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>>2320912
Geez three genius from martial clans, a jinchuriki, a full on figther, a tracker figther and a support tracker
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>>2320918
I will be sincere this team scares the shit out of me.
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>>2320920

Now the question is, which one of the Sound Five are we gonna end up facing?
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Alright give me a sec, gotta' get a cool graphic ready
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>>2320925
>sound five

Oh of course it will be kimimaro.
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>>2320925
>which one of the Sound Five are we gonna end up facing
Either Sakon and Ukon or Kimmimaro.
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>>2320925
all of them at the same time
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>>2320925
Or the sound lady the one that uses genjutsu since that is Hiki's weakness.
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Okay, now I'm writing.
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>>2320940

Ah yeah Tayuya, yeah I think it'd be either her or Kimmimaro
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"Rock Lee and Neji Hyuga were finally released from the hospital today, and were doing some sparring out in the forest I believe." The Third tells you. A small smirk appears on your face. With what you saw at the Chunin Exams, Lee and Neji shall be valued additions to your team. "Kiba Inuzuka was out walking his dog," Ah, a recently added family member. You wonder if you and Kiba can come up with a team up move or something. "And Karin Uzumaki."

"Karin? Awright!" Naruto shouts, jumping for joy. "With her on our team there ain't no way we can lose."

"Hiki," The Third gets your attention again. "This mission is very important, you need to bring Hinata back to the Village."

You nod. "I understand sir, I won't let you down." With that the three of you split up, each going off to find the rest of your team. Naruto tracks down Karin, Sasuke finds Lee and Neji, and you find Kiba. It takes you all about a minute to explain the situation. "And that's the short of it, we need to find Hinata, defeat whoever has taken her, and...that's it."

"Yosh!" Lee shouts. "Find Hinata, defeat the villains! Simple yet rewarding!" Neji is bristling with what you can only assume is anger beside Lee, the biggest frown in the world on his face. Guess he's not happy that his cousin might or might not be a defector.

"Sweet, been wantin' to try out my newest Jutsu, sounds like the perfect time to do it." Kiba says, rubbing Akamaru's head. "So what's the set up Hiki?"

"Hmm?" You ask, with some confusion.

Sasuke answers. "You're the only Chunin here, that means you're in charge."

"Oh." You say, honestly surprised that you had forgotten that. "Right, the set up will be...

>A. Neji in the rear, watching our backs, with Kiba in the front.
>B. Neji in the rear, watching our backs, with Sasuke in the front.
>C. I'll take the front, Sasuke and Neji can hold the back.
>D. Write-in
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>>2320966
>A. Neji in the rear, watching our backs, with Kiba in the front.
How did you know my ship?
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>>2320966

>D. Neji and I will take the front, Sasuke and Lee will take the back. Rest in the middle. Naruto send out some shadow clones to scout ahead
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>>2320966
>>C. I'll take the front, Sasuke and Neji can hold the back.
eye niggers belong at the back of the bus
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>>2320966
>>A. Neji in the rear, watching our backs, with Kiba in the front.
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Classic set up wins.

Give me some 1d100's
DC 80
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>>2320966
>D. Kiba and Akamaru and Sasuke will take front Kiba and Aka cab track then and Sasuke can use the sharigan to spot any traps to detect or stop us. Neji will take the rear with lee and protect us Naruto, Karin and I will keep in the middle Naruto supporting the front with his kage bushin and Karin providing support for the back. Let's go get hinata back.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2320987
alright
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2320987
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Huh, guess no one else wants to roll.

Okay writing.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2320987
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>>2321003
Sorry i was doing something else.
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>>2320966
>B. Neji in the rear, watching our backs, with Sasuke in the front.
>D
Kiba second, to follow any scent trails
Karin after that to give some muscle to the front, with Naruto in the middle so he can reinforce either side with manpower if we get in a fight.
I will be after Naruto, and Lee is after me.
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>>2321018
>>2321003
Damn you computer and your shitty half updating!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2320987
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"We'll form a straight line as we travel," You say, drawing a diagram in the dirt. "Neji, your Byakugan gives you near perfect viewing of your surroundings, so you'll take the rear and give us a heads up if anything comes our way. Kiba, your sense of smell will help us track these people down, so you'll take point."

"No doubt, me and Akamaru will sniff these guys out with no problems." Kiba says, rubbing his dog's head affectionately.

"The rest of us will form the line between them." You stand up, cracking your knuckles. "Now then, let's head out." All seven of you form up just as you'd instructed, Kiba taking a moment to get a scent before you move on. Along the way you decide to take up the second to last spot in the line so you can converse with Neji. "Neji, how are you feeling right now?" You ask, already knowing the answer.

"They have my cousin Hiki, I'm not happy." Neji answers curtly.

"We'll get her back, I promise."

"...what if she doesn't want to come back." He says, barely a whisper.

"What do you mean?" You ask.

Neji's silent for a moment, then sighs. "Lately Hinata's been acting strange, and saying things that she wouldn't have normally said, like how she needs more power, how the world needs to be fixed." He shakes his head. "She's been training with her father and our grandfather a lot lately too, and she improved a whole lot Hiki. She wouldn't have just let these people take her without a fight."

"True," You answer. "But she might be forced to do this against her will, we don't really know the whole story yet. Besides, she's your family and Clan, the fact that she's possibly in danger is all you need to worry about."

"...yeah. Yeah you're right." Neji says. A moment later he speaks up. "Heads up, they're up ahead waiting."

You all come across an open clearing, though you don't see anyone at all. "I can see you! Come on out!" Sasuke shouts, looking forward.

Six figures suddenly jump from the trees and land in front of you all, and one of them you recognize right away. "Dosu." You say under your breath, the bandaged up Sound Geinin tilting his head at you. "I thought you died."

"Got better." He answers, leaning against some sort of wooden container.

"Hiki, I think Hinata's in the container." Neji says, his eyes focused on it. "I can't see what's inside it though, my Byakugan is being blocked."

"Jirobo, take care of these fuckin' losers so we can get a goddamn move on already!" The red haired girl, theirs not yours, says to the heavy set one.

"Who are you callin' a loser you fuckin' skank!" Karin shouts back.

"Skank!? Fuck you bitch!"

Jirobo frowns a bit. "You two should stop cursing so much, girls shouldn't say things like that."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Karin and the other red head shout.

Jirobo just sighs.

>A. "Where is Hinata Hyuga?"
>B. Attack now, go for the container!
>C. "Surrender, I don't wish to kill you."
>D. "Karin he's right, girl's shouldn't use foul language like that."
>E. Write-in
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>>2321033
>D. "Karin he's right, girl's shouldn't use foul language like that."
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>>2321033

>B. Attack now, go for the container!

Element of surprise and all that
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>>2321033
>D. "Karin he's right, girl's shouldn't use foul language like that."
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>>2321033
>B. Attack now, go for the container!
>E. "Block their escape!"
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>>2321066

I'll go for this
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Rolled 71, 85, 16, 6, 7, 72 = 257 (6d100)

Alright, Attack now and "Block their escape wins."
Give me some 1d100's.
DC 88
Here's your companion's rolls.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2321074
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2321074
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2321074
alright
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>>2321084

This 99 is sanctioned by me
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2321074
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Well, one of you managed to get it.

Writing, then that'll be it for tonight.
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This arguing, it's going to be your best chance to take these people out before things get too bloody. You put your hands behind your back, using the signal for attack before rushing forward. At the same time you activate your Storm Shroud, your entire body becoming shrouded in electric chakra. "Block their exits!" You shout, zipping past Jirobo and the red haired girl, before you slam your fist directly into Dosu's face. You two never got the chance to duke it out, and part of you feel a great sense of relief that you get to put this duel to rest.

Behind you the rest of your comrades leap forward, only for the worst possible outcome to happen. It seem that Jirobo wasn't easily distracted, and carried out his original mission. The heavyset shinobi slams his hands down, and a large dome of earth begins to encompass the rest of your team, before trapping them inside.

"Bet that didn't go as well as you'd thought, huh?" Dosu asks, striking out at you. You dodge, back flipping away before taking up a stance. The former dead shinobi stands up, his neck at a twisted angle, before he pops it back into place. "Now, someone tell me if I'm wrong, but it looks to me like we've got a six on a one situation here."

"Pffft, fuckin' dumb ass thought he could get the drop on us." The red haired girl says.

"If this is all they're sending after us, this mission lord Orochimaru gave us will be easier than expected." The pale, grey haired shinobi says.

"Just hold him still, I'll fill him full of holes." The dark skinned one says, aiming a bow at you.

"Man, sucks to be you right now huh?" The one with the sharp teeth says, a large sword on his back.

This...is not good.

>END
>Hope you all enjoyed that
>Do you think Hiki by himself can take on the Sound Four(6?)?
>Find out next time, on Konoha Clan Quest
>Also any questions?
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>>2321149
I FUCKING CALLED IT
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>>2321149

>Also any questions?

Session tommorow right?

We'll get a chance to bust everyone out of the dome right?

Can we get Sueigetsu on our side?
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>>2321156
Yeah hopefully session tomorrow.
Busting everyone out or buying enough time for them to bust themselves out.
It's possible to get him on your side, but it'd be hard. Then again you're friends with Gaara, nothings impossible.
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>>2321166

Alright and nice double dubs, any thoughts from Dosu and Sueigetsu?

And where's Kimimaro?
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>>2321149
>Do you think Hiki by himself can take on the Sound Four(6?)
Honestly?
Yes, at this point hiki is the taijutsu equivalent to itachi level bullshit
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>>2321198

Well it's Itachi level bullshit in general, but we never pull out ninjutsu because "We can solve all of our problems by punching them"
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>>2321206
We usually can too, hiki is truly stronk.
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>>2321210

Yeah still, just wanna use ninjutsu more
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>>2321149
this is the point where hiki whips out some iron strengthening jutsu and beats this lot to death with their own limbs. Reminder hiki has genocided bears and punched orochimarus head off, as well as beat up the elder of the hyuuga, Hiki is a horrifying monster, and orochimaru is gonna need a better chance then that to deal with his bullshit.
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Gonna' try and run a session today for a bit before I have to go off to work. Should be ready in about 30 minutes.
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Hmm, surrounded by six powerful enemies, while your comrades are currently stuck inside of a dome of hard earth. You crane your head, looking over to see that Jirobo is still keeping his hands upon the dome. You're not sure what that's about, but it still gives you pause. First things first though. "Names." You say, standing up straight as lightning chakra courses around your body.

The red haired girl frowns, just like all the other red haired girls in your life. "The fuck did you say midget?!"

"I would like your names, so far I've just been calling you all 'red haired girl' or 'shark teeth boy', it's a bit confusing....and I'm pretty sure I'm taller than you."

"Why you-!"

"The loud mouth's Tayuya," The pale skinned one with grey hair says. "I'm Sakon, the one with the bow is Kidomaru, big guy is Jirobo, and 'shark teeth boy' is Suigetsu." Sakon smirks a bit. "And you already know Dosu over there."

"Why ya' humoring him Sakon? We're just gonna' end up killin' the brat in a few seconds anyways." Kidomaru questions, pointing his bow at you.

Sakon shrugs. "I thought it was funny when he punched Dosu's face in, gave me a little chuckle."

"Hmmph, I'll remember that freak." Dosu says, cracking his neck.

>A. "Well then, if you're going to attack, do it. I'm ready."
>B. "One more question, exactly where is Hinata Hyuga at the moment, and did she defect on purpose or on accident?"
>C. "I don't recommend attacking me one at a time."
>D. Use Storm Shroud to zip around them and try to bust open the dome with your mighty fists.
>E. Hmm, you need to keep them talking, perhaps a joke. (Tell me some jokes HIki would use)
>F. Write-in
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lets rock fuckers
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>>2322264
>>B. "One more question, exactly where is Hinata Hyuga at the moment, and did she defect on purpose or on accident?"
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>>2322264
>B. "One more question, exactly where is Hinata Hyuga at the moment, and did she defect on purpose or on accident?"
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>>2322264
>>B. "One more question, exactly where is Hinata Hyuga at the moment, and did she defect on purpose or on accident?"
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>>2322264
>E. Hmm, you need to keep them talking, perhaps a joke. (Tell me some jokes HIki would use)
Guyabouttogetpunchedsayswhat.
Obliterate the first person that says what.
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>>2322264
>>B. "One more question, exactly where is Hinata Hyuga at the moment, and did she defect on purpose or on accident?"
"By which I mean without coercion, via threats on family or the use of controlling the cursemark with jutsu or seals.
>>E. Hmm, you need to keep them talking, perhaps a joke. (Tell me some jokes HIki would use)
Why was six afraid of seven? 7,8,9
Why aren't base-8 jokes funny? 7,10,11

Or

Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin turns to the other and says "Getting a bit hot in here, huh?" The other muffin goes "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"
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Rolled 76, 86, 89, 34, 35 = 320 (5d100)

>These jokes
ohmygod.
Anyways, looks like B is a winner.
Ignore these rolls unless any of them get over 90.
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>89
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"One more thing," You say, interrupting Dosu and Sakon's little arguing match. "Where exactly is Hinata Hyuga at the moment?"

Tayuya grins, slapping the wooden container in front of her, the one Neji couldn't see into earlier. "Right in here ya' dumb fuck. And that's where she's stayin' till it's time to let her out...or till she dies."

Hmm. "Now, and I promise this is the last question I have, did Hinata defect on purpose or on accident."

"...how the hell do you defect on accident?" Suigetsu questions, scratching his head.

Sakon shakes his head. "Nah, see Hinata here joined up with us all on her own, and you know why?" He smirks when you don't answer. "Cause she values power more than she does her family and friends now."

"THAT'S A GODDAMN LIE!" You hear Naruto shout. From right beside Sakon you see the air ripple, as Naruto's form seems to somewhat come into vision. His eyes are red, that much you can tell, as he tries to slam his fist into Sakon's face. However the Sound ninja just ducks and slams his foot into Naruto's stomach, sending the boy flying over to you where you catch him. "Ungh!" He cries out in pain.

"Heh, almost got me there, would have too if you didn't scream out like a child." Sakon says.

"Naruto, are you alright?" You ask, noticing just how hot his skin is getting.

He's barely listening to you though, his attention focused on Sakon. "You're a goddamn liar! Hinata would never betray us just so she could get stronger! That's not who she is!"

Sakon just shrugs. "Guess you don't know her well enough then."

"Hey guys...." Jirobo calls out, sounding pained. "I don't...feel so good."

Tayuya frowns. "What do ya' mean ya' don't feel good fat ass?!"

"I mean....it feels like I'm getting....full."

>A. "Naruto, do you have a shadow clone in the dome? Do you know what's happening?"
>B. Now's as good a time as any to punch people.
>C. Throw Naruto at Sakon. You've always wanted to do this anyways.
>D. Keep them talking, but how?(What'cha say?)
>E. Write-in
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>>2322322
>>C. Throw Naruto at Sakon. You've always wanted to do this anyways.
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>>2322322
>B. Now's as good a time as any to punch people.
Do the Guyabouttogetpunchedsayswhat joke first though.
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>>2322322
>>B. Now's as good a time as any to punch people.
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>>2322322
>>B. Now's as good a time as any to punch people.
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>>2322322
>B. Now's as good a time as any to punch people.
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>>2322322
>>B. Now's as good a time as any to punch people.
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Shit yeah, punch punch time. Now then, one final vote.
>A. Try and punch everyone(except for Naruto)
>B. Focus on Dosu again.
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>>2322345
>A. Try and punch everyone(except for Naruto)
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>>2322345
>A. Try and punch everyone(except for Naruto)
Taka told Hiki about Dosu being immortal, right?
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>>2322322
>>E. Suplex Jirobo
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>>2322345
>>A. Try and punch everyone(except for Naruto)
Can't Lee just use the gates to break the dome?
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>>2322349
He kind of figured that out after breaking Dosu's neck and the guy just standing right back up.
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>>2322345
>>A. Try and punch everyone(except for Naruto)
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>>2322353
Oh yeaahhhhh...
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A it is! EVERYONE GETS PUNCHED!
1d100!
Here's the DC's you gotta' beat!
Dosu: 80
Sakon: 83
Tayuya:85
Kidomaru: 88
Suigetsu: 88
Jirobo: 90
GO!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2322364
alright
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2322364
c'mon nat 1
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2322364
>I am become Star Platinum, URAURAer of shitters.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2322364
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2322364
Cast fist!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2322364
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>>2322378
>>2322373
>>2322370
>>2322368
>>2322366
Dosu.
You just got stopped by Dosu of all people.
This is fun!
Writing.
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>>2322384
At least we didn't critfail.
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You consider for a moment just throwing Naruto right at Sakon, it would certainly cause a big enough distraction that you could zip past the rest of them and take out Jirobo on your own. Still, Naruto might become a broken mess and that doesn't sit well with you. Which means you get to do things the old fashioned way. "Hiiiyah!" You shout, blasting off from your standing position and running forward extremely fast, all thanks to the Storm Shroud you have activated. You're going to have to turn it off soon though, it drains your chakra like crazy. The first person blocking your path to Jirobo is Dosu, and you've already punched him enough to not have to worry....

Right?

"Wrong." Dosu says, crossing his arms and taking the full brunt of your strike. You push him back several feet before he stops, both of his arms completely broken now. So why doesn't he appear to be worried. "Hey Hiki, guess what?"

You frown. "....wha-" Before you can finish your ears are attacked by a powerful and painful sound, it feels like your entire body is vibrating, and not in the good way. You fall to your knees, sticking your fingers in your ears to stop the noise, but to no avail. "Aaaaagh!" You cry out, gritting your teeth.

Dosu slams his knee into your face, striking you hard and causing you to fall backwards. "Been wanting to do that for a while, ya' know?" You can barely open your eyes, but you can see Dosu's arms fixing themselves, tiny black tendrils popping them back into place before they disappear. "Now then, how should I-"

"GUYS!" Jirobo shouts, sounding close to vomiting. "I can't...I can't hold them in!"

"What?! Jirobo what do you-" Sakon starts.

"Take the container and run, they're gonna' break out soon, and we can't fail Lord Orochimaru!"

Sakon tsks but nods, grabbing the container with Hinata in it and jumping away, as Kidomaru spits some sticky substance on Naruto, which seems to hold him in place. Dosu gives you one last look before shrugging, hitting you with another sonic blast that sends you to your stomach.

"Grrrrrrr!" Jirobo cries you, and you watch from as the top of the dome starts to crack and expand, before breaking open....

....and a hundred Naruto Clones pop out. "BELIEVE IT!" They all shout, jumping out and climbing over one another until they all dogpile on Jirobo. You watch as Neji and the others jump out as well, looking a little tired and worn out.

"You guys made it?" You question, standing up slowly as Sasuke and them rush over. "What happened?"

"That dome was draining all of our chakra while we were inside of it." Neji explains. "And it kept regenerating as we kept attacking it."

"So Naruto got the idea to just overfeed the whole thing." Sasuke adds, and you hear a puff of smoke go up as the clone from earlier disappears. "Now where's HInata? And where's the others?"
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>>2322459
You frown. "They got away, I was being careless and Dosu took me down with a strange sound attack."

Lee nods. "I know of what you speak, it is a Taijutsu users worst nightmare."

"Well then we need to catch up to them and fast, no telling what'll happen to Hinata if we lose them." Neji says.

"GrrrrrAAAUUUUGH!" Jirobo cires out, flinging Naruto's off of him with ease. You watch with some amazement as Jirobo now has black markings appearing on his face, and his power it seems, has increased. "You think you little insects are goin' anywhere? Not a chance!"

You crack your neck, already moving forward. "I'll take care of him-"

"No." Lee says, stopping you. "You're the leader of our group, you need to keep going with the others. We don't know if this one is even the strongest, and for the sake of Hinata," Lee punches his palm. "We need our strongest one there to save her. I shall handle this villain!"

>A. "Good luck Lee."
>B. "No, I can handle this guy no problem. It won't take but a second."
>C. "Naruto, leave a clone behind to help out Lee, that way we'll know what happens."
>D. Write-in
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>>2322469
>>A. "Good luck Lee."
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>>2322469
>A. "Good luck Lee."
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>>2322469
>A. "Good luck Lee."
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>>2322469
>>C. "Naruto, leave a clone behind to help out Lee, that way we'll know what happens."
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Good luck Lee it is.

Right on, I did this right before I had a chance for breakfast...or lunch really.

So an hour break, then we'll be back.
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So uh, next post is last post, something came up and I won't be able to write out a whole lot for ya' as much as I'd thought.

So yeah, writing.
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"Good luck Lee." You say, patting him on the shoulder. "Everybody, let's move!"

"You think I'm just gonna' let you all run away!" Jirobo shouts, picking up a huge rock and tossing it at you all.

Lee however, zips right in front of it, delivering a series of kicks so fast you can barely keep up. In a second the rock crumbles to pieces, and Lee is standing between you all and Jirobo, one hand behind his back while the other is held out in front. "Your fight is with me!"

The rest of you race off, following the same formation as before. You can hear the battle going on behind you, but the further you go and harder it is to hear, before eventually it's silent. "You think Lee's gonna' be okay back there?" Kiba asks.

"He's strong, we just need to have faith in him." Neji says.

"Hold up, somethings going on in front of us." Kiba says, stopping on a tree branch as the rest of you follow suit. In front of you there appears to be huge strands of webbing covering almost the entirety of your path. "I can smell him, but I can't pick out where he's at."

Neji frowns, picking up a kunai and tossing it forward. Mere seconds after being thrown the Kunai is shot by an arrow, shattering it to pieces. "He's ten meters up and eight meters to the left. The second we go out there he's going to shoot us." Neji sighs. "It looks like one of us is going to have to stay behind."

"What, again?!" Naruto shouts angrily. "That's bullshit, we already had to leave Lee-"

"We don't have a choice!" Neji shouts. "The longer we wait around, the more chances there are that Hinata will get hurt!" That shuts Naruto up. "His arrows are strong enough to break iron, not even Hiki's bloodline limit could be useful here. Me or Sasuke need to stay behind, we're the only ones who have the eyes to track the arrows."

"So which one of us stays though?" Sasuke asks.

>A. Sasuke
>B. Neji.
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>>2322706
>B. Neji.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2322706
1A. Sasuke
2B. Neji.
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>>2322706
>>A. Sasuke
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>>2322706
>>B. Neji.
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Neji wins, I will write this up later, I promise ya', just things are a little hectic right now.
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>Internet goes down because of a storm
>Session happens
>We job to Dosu

Fucking hell things went bad when I was gone
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Hahahaha, so much for Blanco.
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>>2323404

Oh? Did Colombian Edgelord Gohan lose out against El Padre Grande?
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>>2323458
No, the Tetsu are edgelords with white hair.

Blanco is real though, Toyotaro was Kubo all along.

There's even a side-by-side of the spic webm of Gohan Blano vs Jiren compared to the preview for the next episode and they're perfectly similar.
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>>2323466

>He says when one of the MC's is best boy

I know, and all I have o say are two things. The Mexicans called it and that Super is now literally fanfiction
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>>2323489
>one of the MC's is best boy
On the other hand, Susumu and Sinchu.

Meme magic is once again affecting reality.
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>>2323466
>the Tetsu are edgelords
In what way?
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Right so I'll be writing up the last post for tonight, then we can continue tomorrow at about...like 20, 21 hours from now?
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"Neji," You say, after some deliberation. "His eyes give him almost complete three-hundred and sixty degrees of perfect vision, he'd be the perfect one to deal with a long range foe."

"Not to mention I've got access to the Gates. This guy won't know what hit him." Neji moves to the front, eyeing the situation for a bit before looks at, not you, but Naruto. "You need to make sure you bring back Hinata, got that?"

"Tch, you better believe it." Naruto says, bumping fists with Neji.

Neji waits for a bit before giving you all the signal to go. As the five of you rush out, the Hyuga leaps out as well, deflecting a flurry of arrows that rain down on you. "Keep moving!" You shout, passing around the sticky web parts and moving on your way.

"I don't like it," Karin says after a while. "We just left another of our group behind, and we don't even know if they're even strong enough to defeat these guys!"

"There's no sense in arguing about this," Sasuke says. "The Third gave us this mission because we're the only ones who can do it right now, we all know the risks involving something like this."

"That still doesn't make it right!" Karin shoots back.

You're about to tell them both to calm down, when you catch movement out of the corner of your eye, heading right to wards Karin. "Duck!" You shout, zipping forward and slamming your fist into the object, which turns out to be a water bullet, and catching a startled Karin in your arms. "Looks like we've already come across our next enemy, are you alright Karin?"

"A bluh-ahehheheyeah! Yeah I'm fine!" She says, her face redder than a tomato. Hmm, she must be embarrassed from having been caught off guard. You better say something to ease her tensions.

"Don't worry Karin, next time you can catch me in your arms."

"Ahahahahahahaha!" She laughs, glasses steaming up.

Hmmm.

"Man, would you two get a freakin' room." You watch as a puddle of water suddenly morphs into that of an upper body, revealing Suigetsu from earlier...and he's partially naked. You know that feel. "So which one of you punks wanna' get drowned first?"

"Nobody's drowning today." You say, placing Karin down. "Not on my watch."

"...was that supposed to sound cool or something?" Suigetsu asks, scratching his head.

You just remain silent. Karin however, seems to pick up on your embarrassment, and adjusts her glasses before pointing an accusing finger at Suigetsu. "You shut your fucking mouth puddle boy! Say one more thing about Hiki and I'll deck you right in your nuts!"

You all take a small step back. "Jeez, temper much?" Suigetsu asks.

It occurs to you that someone needs to stay behind, again, and take on Suigetsu in order for the rest of you to continue....

>A. Karin
>B. Kiba
>C. Sasuke
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>>2324743
>C. Sasuke
lightning beats water right?
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>>2324743
>>A. Karin
Taka team battle!
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>>2324743
>Sasuke
Sasuke's lightening and sharengan defintely puts this guy at a disadvantage
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>>2324743
>C. Sasuke

That's nice of Karin to defend Hiki's honor, though.
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>>2324743
>>C. Sasuke
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>>2324743

>C. Sasuke

Thanks Karin
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Holy shit sorry, fell asleep.

Uhhhh. Yeah we'll continue this tomorrow, with Sasuke.
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Right on, so like who's ready to play in like an hour and a half? That cool?
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>>2326202
Yea. Gotta make up for hiki jobbing to dosu.
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>>2326202
Hell ye
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"Sasuke," You say, staring at the back of your friend...of your family. "Think you could handle him?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AastZeIJJDA

The sound of chirping birds fills the forest around you as lightning crackles around Sasuke's hand, a small smirk playing at his lips as he looks back over his shoulder at the rest of you. "No doubt."

Suigetsu frowns. "No doubt huh? Don't get too sure of yourself ma-" He doesn't have time to finish his sentence before Sasuke jets to wards him, the energy coming off of the Chidori already boiling the enemies watery body. "Shit!" Suigetsu shouts, letting his whole body turn into a puddle before it flows down to the branches below. Sasuke doesn't stop his attack though, he merely bounces off the trunk of the tree and follows after Suigetsu, keeping up the pressure.

"Don't you lose Sasuke! I still owe ya' one for the Exams!" Naruto shouts as the four of you head forward, on your search for Hinata.

"And that makes three." Karin says, pointing out the obvious to you again. "I'm not trying to be mean here Hiki, but-"

"I know." You say, interrupting her. "I know. We'll get Hinata, then we'll come back for them. I promise." It occurs to you that you've been saying that a lot today, making promises that, as you think about it, you might not be able to keep.

After about five minutes of traveling, something begins to seem...off to you. "Hey," Kiba says, sniffing the air. "We're going around in circles man!"

"How can you tell?" Naruto asks.

"I had Akamaru piss on a tree a bit earlier, and we just passed by the same damn one!" Kiba says, pointing to a piss stained tree. Ew.

"Great, so we're trapped in a Genjutsu." Karin says, sighing with tiredness. "Now what?!"

"Oh! I can break it!" Naruto says, grinning as he steps forward, cracking his knuckles. "Hiki's cousins showed me when they trained us."

>Roll me 1d100 for Naruto
>DC 30
>Yeah.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2326398
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2326398
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2326398

>30

Who the fuck are you and what've you done with Moon?
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>>2326405
Behold the power of having Nart learn something other than Ninjutsu.
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>>2326411
the power is terrifying to behold.
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Five more minutes, answering some waifu questions
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2326398
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2326398
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Alright cool writing.
Also what's ya'lls opinions on Gunsmith Cats? Great, or awesome?
Also Rally is bae
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You stand back a bit as you watch Naruto give his arms a quick shake before bringing them together, almost like a clap. "To break up a Genjutsu ya' gotta' dispel it's effects. Your cousins taught me that most people just bring their hands together and focus their chakra to a point." Naruto pauses, then turns around and grins sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. "But uh, I could never catch on that way."

"Idiot." Karin says, smacking Naruto in the back of the head. "So why did you make that big show of acting like you could break the Genjutsu?"

"Because I can!" Naruto shouts, rubbing his head. "I just gotta' break it [/i]my[/i] way!" Naruto faces forward again, his face becoming stern, before he points his finger out in front of himself. "Hey Genjutsu! Get on out of here!"

"Waaaah? There's no way-" Karin starts, then stops as the surrounding forest begins to change until the area looks different from before. "Whaaaat?!"

"Naruto," You say, walking forward and placing a hand on his shoulder. "That was amazing."

"Really? Aw shucks?" Naruto grins, looking pleased with himself. You may need to reevaluate your opinion on him, Naruto might be even more powerful than you ever could've imagined.

He can boss around Genjutsu!

"Well if it ain't the fuckin' dumb ass brigade." You look up, seeing Tayuya glaring down at you from a tree branch, a flute in her hands. "You broke my Genjutsu ya' blonde haired asshole!"

"And I'm about to break your face you flat chested bitch!" Karin shoots back, shoving past you and glaring right back at Tayuya.

"Flat chested?! That's big talk from an itty bitty titty havin' skank like yourself!" Tayuya shoots back.

"They're not itty bitty! They're still developing! Besides I'm only thirteen, how old are you? Forty?!" Karin shouts.

"Hiki," Kiba taps you on the shoulder, him and Naruto looking embarassed as Tayuya and Karin argue some more. "Ya' wanna' just...?" He jerks a thumb in the direction of Hinata and them.

>A. "Karin, uh...have fun with your new friend."
>B. "Karin we're going to go find Hinata, good luck with miss Tayuya here."
>C. Silently sneak away so the girls don't notice.
>D. Write-in
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>>2326463

>A. "Karin, uh...have fun with your new friend."
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>>2326463
>>A. "Karin, uh...have fun with your new friend."
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>>2326463
>>A. "Karin, uh...have fun with your new friend."
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>>2326463
>A. "Karin, uh...have fun with your new friend."
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Right on, writing.
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>>2326463
Is Karin as good a matchup for tayuya as I'm thinking she is? I don't remember tayuyas abilities to crazy well but without her flute she doesn't have much right?
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You nod to Kiba, him and Naruto already heading out. You turn to Karin, who's already throwing large pieces of the tree at the other girl. "Karin, uh...have fun with your new friend."

She stops her attacks, turning to face you with a smile. "Oh-haha, okay Hiki b-bye!"

"Holy shit you are thirsty." Tayuya shouts, starting to string up a tune on her flute. You get out of there as Karin starts to screech in anger.

After catching up with Kiba and Naruto, you notice that the Inuzuka is grinning. "What's so funny?" You ask.

"Well like, there's only two guys left now." He points out, causing you and Naruto to both have a realization. "That means it's gonna' be three on two, hell we can probably beat the shit out of these guys and head back to help the other in no time."

"Ah, yes." You say, feeling a little disappointed.

Naruto frowns a bit. "Dude, are you sad because you don't get to like, fight someone by yourself?"

"Well, no....yes." You admit, sighing a bit. "I was hoping to fight Dosu again, regain some honor after he...defeated me so soundly."

Both Kiba and Naruto start snickering, and you just raise a brow in confusion. "Dude, soundly?" Kiba says, snorting.

Ah, puns. A double edged sword.

"You know," All of you stop as Dosu and Sakon appear in front of you, with Dosu tilting his head at you in particular. "We can settle our little spat right her and now if ya' want Hiki?"

"Hiki, the containers right there! We gotta' get it!" Naruto shouts.

"Come on Hiki, you know you wanna' punch me." Dosu eggs you on.

>A. Go after Dosu, leave Sakon to Naruto and Kiba.
>B. Go after Sakon, get the container from him.
>C. Use Iron Clone Jutsu to go after both(will be a bit harder since they'll have more time to get ready)
>D. Write-in
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>>2326547
>>B. Go after Sakon, get the container from him.
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>>2326547
>B. Go after Sakon, get the container from him.
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>>2326547
>B. Go after Sakon, get the container from him.

Secure objective and then punch things.
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>>2326547

>B. Go after Sakon, get the container from him.
>C. "I would hit you right now, but I don't think you're important Dosu."
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Alright then, roll me 2d100.
First DC 75.
Second DC 92 oh shit nigga it's bone time.
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Rolled 45, 14 = 59 (2d100)

>>2326567
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Rolled 29, 75 = 104 (2d100)

>>2326567
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Rolled 68, 6 = 74 (2d100)

>>2326567
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Rolled 95, 29 = 124 (2d100)

>>2326567
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Rolled 34, 99 = 133 (2d100)

>>2326567
alrighty
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>>2326575
>>2326577
Phew, close one.

Writing.
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>>2326577
WITH THE CLUTCH!
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>>2326575
>>2326577

You're both worthy disciples of me, the lord of clutch
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>>2326445
Rally and May are my kind of girls
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>>2326596
Just look at em
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The urge to smash is very, very strong right now. But you've got a job to do. You leap forward, flipping over Dosu and kicking off the back of his head, sending him flying right into a double fisted punch from Naruto and Kiba, before kneeing Sakon right in the face and knocking the container out of his hands. As it flips through the air, you catch it effortlessly in your arms. "Mission accomplished." You say, mostly to yourself.

Then you feel it, a sense of danger that sends a tingle down your spine. You duck your head, avoiding a deadly strike from your newest opponent. They're tall, and they appear to share the same color of hair as yourself. You're briefly wondering if this is some lost cousin of yours, like out of a manga or something, but then he speaks. "Unhand Lord Orochimaru's property, now."

Lord Orochimaru....and he just called Hinata property. "Who are you?" You say, barely containing your rage.

"K-kimimaro?" Sakon says, sounding worried. "You're-"

"Quiet." Kimimaro says, silencing Sakon without ever removing his eyes from your own. "You've all failed at the simplest task, and one that Lord Orochimaru gave you personally. The only reason I don't kill you all now is because, even as pathetic as you are, you still hold some use. Now, defeat the other two while I retrieve the newest vessel."

Kimimaro strikes out at you again and this time you can see he's using some sort of bone weapon. You dodge, able to keep pace with his strikes thanks to your Storm Shroud. Still, at this rate you can't keep the container and defend yourself.

>A. Make a Iron Clone, have it race away with the container.
>B. Toss the container to Naruto, and in the same time try to take out Dosu so that he can escape.
>C. Ask Tesshin for help.
>D. Throw the container really, really high, and fight with Kimimaro until it falls back down, and then repeat.
>E. Write-in
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>>2326610
>A. Make a Iron Clone, have it race away with the container.
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>>2326610

>C. Ask Tesshin for help.

Considering we'll be fighting the two tops of the Sound Four/Five and a zombie. May as well ask our god pal for some help
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>>2326610
>E. Have Naruto make a few shadow clones to run off with it while you distract Mr bones.
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>>2326610
>>B. Toss the container to Naruto, and in the same time try to take out Dosu so that he can escape.
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>>2326610
>C. Ask Tesshin for help.
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>>2326610
>>C. Ask Tesshin for help.
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C it is.
Roll me some 1d100's please.
Higher the better.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2326632
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2326632
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2326632
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2326632
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2326632
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>>2326644
oh fuck off
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2326632
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>>2326635
Oh he's got some great advice for yo-
>>2326644
>Sadbagpipes.jpg

Writing.
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>>2326644
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Welp
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You swerve around Kimimaro's attacks, for the most part at least. Some of them actually slide into your shoulder and arms, one thrust nearly taking your eye before you duck just in time. If you didn't have to worry about Hinata's safety, you'd be more than a little excited about fighting such a strong opponent. Still, you need help right now, and you know just who to call. "Tesshin," You call out, flipping over Kimimaro as he shoots bone bullets from his fingers at you. "I need some help."

"Huh? Oh hey kid, havin' trouble with uh...." He pokes his head out of your shoulder, looking over at Kimimaro before frowning. "...whatever the hell that is."

"Yes," You reply, ducking another bone bullet. "I need you wisdom, I'm currently stuck carrying Hinata's body in this container, and it's making evading this person difficult."

"Oh well that's easy, just run away." Tesshin says.

"Run...away?" You say, confused.

"Yeah, what you've never done that before?"

"...no." You answer, realizing that for the first time, you can't actually punch the problem away. "I...I've never had to." Before Tesshin can continue though, the lid on the container pops off, smacking you right in the face. The pain is minuscule at best, but the implications worry you as you set the container down. "Hinata? Hinata are you-" A pale skinned palm strikes you directly in the face, knocking you backwards with such force that you dent the tree you slam into. "Hi...Hinata?" You groan.

Hinata stands up from the coffin, looking down at her hands before she clenches them tightly, her eyes turning to face you with such anger in them. Then she notices Naruto, and they soften. "Nar....uto."

"Hina-AAAH!" Naruto is distracted by Hinata's sudden appearance, letting Sakon stab him directly in the stomach with a kunai.

"Got you now you little-"

"YOU!" Hinata shouts, leaping forward and slamming her palm into Sakon's shoulder...and out the other side. "YOU HURT HIM!" She shouts again, grabbing a crying Sakon by the throat before tossing him aside, and kneeling by Naruto. "Naruto! Naruto please no!"

"Hinata Hyuga," Kimimaro says, landing beside her. "Lord Orochimaru wills that you continue on your way to mee with him."

Hinata looks up, tears in her eyes as she growls angrily at Kimimaro. "He's hurt! I'm not leaving him like this!"

Kimimaro is silent for a moment, before sighing. "Very well, you have five minutes. Do what you will." He turns his attention to you at last, a large sharp bone protruding from his palm. "While I finish up here."

>END
>Hope ya'll had fun.
>We'll continue tomorrow, though it'll be later.
>Any questions?
>That 1...sped things up a bit.
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>>2326680
Thanks for running Moon! Any chance of some POVs of the other fights going on?
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>>2326689
Yeah, we'll get to those. Gotta' show off all the cool ass shit.
Also the people showing up to save some asses are teh Sand Siblings and Kori and Sasu
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>>2326680

>"...no." You answer, realizing that for the first time, you can't actually punch the problem away. "I...I've never had to."

Let's take some notes here, should use more than just punching shit in the future

>>2326692

>Sasu
>Saving anyone

He'd make for a good meatshield, but actually saving someone is a bit of a stretch
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>>2326695
>should use more than just punching shit in the future
try kicking instead
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>>2326680
Hmm, so no Valley of the end?
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>>2326700

Sure, sure. But really we need to expand our horizons into, I dunno jutsu? We have a 3.5 in it that we never put to use because we just punch shit all the time
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>>2326705
Yup.
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>>2326708
We could do that if people actually voted for doing things other than punching.
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>>2326445
fuck off moon, rally is mine
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Right oh, voting time. Who do you want to play as?
>A. Lee
>B. Sasuke
>C. Karin

No Neji for now, we'll get to him in a bit.
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>>2329329

>B. Sasuke

Time for fun
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>>2329329
>C
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>>2329329
>>B. Sasuke
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>>2329334
Spam chidori!

Also Karin figthing Tayuya will be pretty close since Sinchu made her train sealling and that helps protecting yourself from genjutsu.
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>>2329360
Also i just realized something...can Naruto escape a sharigan genjutsu with his current skill?
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>>2329360

Hmmm, now that you've made me realize anons can be stupid and repetitive so that might happen. I'll switch to Karin
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>>2329329
>C. Karin
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>>2329365
Pffffft no, he'd need more training for that, remember that not even Kurenai could do it, and she was praised as like a Genjutsu genius.

So far vote's 2-to-1 in favor of Karin.
>>2329373
Nevermind, 3-to-1.

Guess we're playing as Karin.

Now then, another vote, do you want the battle to start at...
>A. The Beginning
>B. The Middle
>C. Near the End.
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>>2329379

>A
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>>2329379
>A
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>>2329379
To be fair to Kurenai it was against a prodigy Uchiha who's focus was like genjutsu with some ninjutsu. Also considering the bloodline limit super special eye genjutsu he (and other uchiha) seemed to be able to do in canon.
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>>2329379
>A. The Beginning
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Riiiiiiiight, the Beginning it is.

Give me some, uh, 1d100's please.
DC 80.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2329417

Sure
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2329417
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2329417
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>>2329417

Say Moon if we come up with a strategy could we get a bonus to the DC?

>>2329421

Eh, we're fine but still
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>>2329425
You can come up with a strategy right now if ya' want, this is just seeing if you can even do anything right now.
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>>2329427

Alright, let's summon up our bear partner who's name I forget and hit Tayuya with paralysis
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>>2329360
He can only use it like twice in a row though, he's twelve and this a just a step down from ultimate lightening control the jutsu. How about we take advantage of our uchiha enhanced genjutsu and fire ninjutsu instead, with a chidori finisher
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Alright, well, if nobody else is going to roll then I'll start writing. Feel free to strategize.
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>>2329435

Ashi, that's the name.

Do your dad proud
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>>2329435
You know I was gonna say using probably all your Chakra for a summon, which takes a shit ton to do, but then I remembered she's a Uzumaki. Probably should save it till we'really in a good position to use it
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>>2329447

The summon is a little bear man, it's not like she's summoning the bear equivalent to Gamabunta or anything like that. But still should get in a paralysis jutsu in to stop Tayuya, break her flute and then go to town on her
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2329417
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>You are Karin Uzumaki
>And this bitch in front of you is gettin' on your nerves.

"Bitch."

"Skank."

"Whore."

"Slut."

"Red-headed mega-bitch!"

"Aha!" Tayuya shouts at you, grinning while pointing a finger. "You already used bitch idiot! I win!"

"Fuck you!" You shout back, adjusting your glasses while shaking your fist. "Mega-bitch is completely different from regular bitch!"

"Whatever loser," Tayuya says, bringing her flute closer. "Complain about it in the ground, after I kill your ass." Tayuya starts playing a tune, and you remember briefly the lessons Sinchu taught you and the others about how Genjutsu can be used across sound. The melodies she's playing, it's no doubt supposed to put you to sleep or in a trance.

But they sound soooooo fucking awful! "Oh my god, that sucks!" You shouts, sticking your fingers in your ears to dampen the horrible sounds. "Did you stick a dying cat in that damn thing or something, jeez!"

Tayuya, looking extremely pissed off, starts stomping her foot and pointing at you. "Oh fuck you! You wouldn't know good music if it bent you over and fucked you right in the ass!"

"Yeah, you'd know about getting it up the ass, wouldn't you!?" You shout back, laughing your own ass off. Hmmm, still you can't just shout shit at this bitch all day, better use some tactics.

>A. Pocket Sand!
>B. Summon up your bear companion Ashi, you'll need some back up. Though you two don't get along.
>C. Roof-tile shuriken jutsu her ass!
>D. Try to bring out your chest chain.
>E. Write-in
>You can try for multiple actions, but the DC will be higher.
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>>2329444
I think we should hit him hard enough that his bones will break?
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>>2329457
>>D. Try to bring out your chest chain
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>>2329457
>C. Roof-tile shuriken jutsu her ass!
The others play our hand too much or don't really do that much.
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>>2329457

>B. Summon up your bear companion Ashi, you'll need some back up. Though you two don't get along.
>D

>>2329459

If you wanna punch autist this, be my guest
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>>2329452
Still summons cost a lot of chakra maybe keep some to use it as a last resource? Also since she has being trainning sealling i can see she using to create her on explosive tags.
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>>2329457
>C. Roof-tile shuriken jutsu her ass!
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>>2329464

Swaping out B with C

>>2329465

Yeah that's true. Take a note from Shikamaru and just comletely cover bitchtits with explosive tags
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C wins.
Alrighty then.
1d100
DC 68
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>>2329457
>C.

God dam i love Karin
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2329475
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2329475
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2329475
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>>2329475
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2329475
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2329475
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2329475
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>>2329490

Messed up there

>>2329481
>>2329482
>>2329483
>>2329491
>>2329492
>>2329493

Fuck
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Rolled 39, 50, 68, 58, 45 = 260 (5d100)

Oooooh, that's not good.
Let's hope Tayuya don't roll over a 70 here.
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>>2329492
>>2329491
>>2329483
>>2329482
>>2329481
Holy shit the dice hate Karin.
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>>2329496
Gawdamn ya'll got lucky there.

Writing.
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>>2329497
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>>2329496
that 68. That was close.
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>>2329502

Fuck you for eating my post 4chan. But the roll was related to shuriken, and shuriken always fail to do anything
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>"Karin, if you ever screw up, just wait for the other person to screw up and then stop screwing up!"
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>>2329507
Sinchu is the best teacher, no contest.
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"Heheheh." A sadistic grin shows up on your face, the excitement from what you're about to do next is just too much for you to hold in.

"Wh-what the fuck are you laughing for you idiot?" Tayuya asks, more than little creep'd out by your attitude.

Goooood.

"Prepare for Sensei Sinchu's second coolest technique, Floor Tile Jutsu!" You shout.

"But there aren't any floor tiles in the forest!" She shoots back. Indeed, normally there wouldn't be any for miles.

But then again, you like to cheat. From your back pouch a whole shit load of floor tiles come spinning out, heading right to wards Tayuya and her stupid idiot face. "Hitherinthefacehitherintheface!" You chant, needing this.

"Whoa!" Tayuya ducks at the last moment, your floor tiles embedding themselves into the tree behind her. "Shit shit!" She almost loses her balance, but manages to catch herself at the last second....before her flute ends up slipping from her fingers and falling down to the forest floor. "DAMMIT!" She shouts, running her fingers through her hair. "Look at what you did you fuckin' dumb ass!"

"Uhh-AHA!" You shout, pointing a finger. "Exactly as planned!" You remember Sinchu Rule #31: If they don't know it was an accident, then you did it on purpose. "Now without that fuckin' flute of yours you can't put me into a Genjutsu bitch!"

Tayuya frowns. "Oh, can't I?"

Wuh-oh.

>A. Quick, summon Ashi before she doesn't whatever stupid bitchy thing she's gonna' do!
>B. Chest Chain!
>C. Throw kunai with explosive tags on them.
>D. Pocket Sand!
>E. Write-in
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>>2329519

>That file name

Fucking what?

>E Set up a paralysis trap and hit this bitch with a combo of pcoket sand and explosive tag kunai
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>>2329519
>A. Quick, summon Ashi before she doesn't whatever stupid bitchy thing she's gonna' do!
>Karin knows the ancient Tetsu pocketc sand technique
Truly, Sinchu taught her well.
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>>2329519
>>A. Quick, summon Ashi before she doesn't whatever stupid bitchy thing she's gonna' do!
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>>2329526
some gif clips are recorded with procedurally generated filenames. He probably just saved it without giving a shit
>>2329519
>A. Quick, summon Ashi before she doesn't whatever stupid bitchy thing she's gonna' do!
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>>2329519
>B. Chest Chain!
>GET DOWN HERE!
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>>2329532

I know that, but I'm surprised how accurate it is.
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A wins, thank you all for ignoring that spelling error.
Now then, 1d3, taking fifth roll
>1. Grumpy
>2. Tired
>3. Hungry
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2329542
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2329542
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2329542
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2329542
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2329542
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TIRED IT IS!justlikemerightnow
Writing.
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>>2329550
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>>2329552
Tired or sleepy?
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Alright, time to call in the backup! You bring out Ashi's summoning scroll, using Tayuya's current distraction and dumbassery summon up your ally. After biting your thumb and wiping it across, a puff of smoke appears. "Allri-uhhhhhh?" You stare down at Ashi, dressed in little bitty pajama bottoms and looking around confused, rubbing his eyes.

"Wha? Where am I?" He looks up at you, then frowns. "Hey, dumby, what's the big idea summoning me right before bed time!?"

"Bed time?!" You shout back, not believing your ears. "It's like three in the afternoon, what kind of person sleeps that early!?"

"Bears, duh." He says, rolling his eyes at you. "Besides, everybody knows that kids like me need a proper sleep schedule so they can grow big and strong and get all the hunny and grubs they want. Hmmph." He says, crossing his arms at you.

"Whatever, look I need your help fighting this skank over-wait where'd she go?" You look around, not seeing Tayuya anywhere.

"Sneak attack!" She shouts out, slamming her fist right into your freakin' tit!

"Ahhhhh!" You scream, rubbing the sore spot. "You giant red-headed dick face! That hurt!" You scream at her, running up and kicking Tayuya right in the shin.

"OW!" She shouts back at you, hopping back on one foot while she rubs her shin. "That's it, I've enough of your bullshit!" You watch as Tayuya's face starts to become darker, her hair becoming longer and soon horns show up on her head.

"Holy fuck you really are a cow!" You say, laughing while pointing.

Tayuya blushes, looking more angry than before. "Th-these aren't cow horns you dumb ass, they're cool demon horns!"

"Cows don't have horns." Ashi says, yawning a bit as he chews on a leaf. He turns to you. "So, what do you want me to do exactly?"

>A. Beat her up.
>B. Double team, let's get her at the same time!
>C. Distract her for me!
>D. Write-in
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>>2329565

>B. Double team, let's get her at the same time!
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>>2329565
>B
YEAH LETS DOUBLE TEAM THIS WHORE
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>>2329565
>D. Just piggy-back and share some chakra with me, I'll do all the heavy-lifting.
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>>2329565
>B
Double team her. I bet it won't be the first time it's happened to her.
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>>2329565
>>B. Double team, let's get her at the same time!
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ALRIGHT!
2d100 for me baby!
DC is 90For them both.
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Rolled 63, 8 = 71 (2d100)

>>2329589

>90

Well then
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Rolled 63, 66 = 129 (2d100)

>>2329589
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Rolled 71, 92 = 163 (2d100)

>>2329589
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Alright we'll continue this later, gunfire coming from my neighbors again, gonna' lay down on the floor.

HERE'S HOPING I DON'T GET SHOT YA'LL!
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Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d100)

>>2329589
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Rolled 31, 92 = 123 (2d100)

>>2329589
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>>2329596
Dig a hole to lie in to avoid mortar shrapnel!
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>>2329596
First Batman hobo and now more gunfire, where do you fucking live? Trailer park Gotham?
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Alright fuck it, gunfire's not been heard for a while, gonna' write up this post then going to call it a night.
>>2329617
Kentucky motha'fucka'.
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>>2329625
https://youtu.be/ebfGOU9X4UM?t=4
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"C'mon you big furball! Let's double team this whore!" You say, a huge grin on your face as you rush forward.

"Why do you have to so crude!?" Ashi shouts as he follows after you.

"Get ready for a Karin sized fist in your face you bitch!" You shout, leaping forward and slamming your fist...right into Tayuya's open palm. "Oh shit." You frown, then cry out in pain as Tayuya twists your arm, bringing you to your knees.

"Heh," Tayuya grins down at you. "Fuckin' idiot, with the level 2 seal opened I'm way out of your league, not that you were ever close to begin with."

"Hey." Ashi says, getting Tayuya's attention.

"Wh-what the hell?"

"Wanna' see something cool?" He asks. Then holds up a tiny little saw, grinning.

Both you and Tayuya blink, then look down at the tree branch, noticing the cut that's just been made in it. "Oh shi-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" You both cry out as the branch breaks, sending you both falling down, and down, and down....

"Showed you for makin' me late for my sleepy time." Ashi says, yawning once more.

>END.
>Because of Gunfire.
>Hope ya'll enjoyed the short session tonight. Sorry about my crazy fuckin' neighbors.
>Any questions?
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>>2329642
Panda Punk!
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>>2329642

Well, thanks Aku's kid

>Any questions?

So, how far is the fall?
Anything to say about Agon? Haven't seen him since the Chunin Exams
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>>2329649
Hopefully enough so we can make Tayuya take the entire blunt of the fall. Also Karin has Chakra chains
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Hey guys sorry, but I slipped in the rain and fell on my knee pretty hard today, so no late night thread. I am off tomorrow though, so expect a session.

Again, sorry.
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>>2331435
If it makes you feel better, I dislocated my knee sitting down about two weeks ago.
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>>2331442
It doesn't, I'm sorry for your pain.
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>>2331435
First a goddamn gunfight, then a knee injury. You have some shit luck bub.
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We'll be havin' a session in two hours, yup yup.
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>>2332766
Noice
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>>2332766
Please don't let middle eastern food hurt your other knee or have gunfire erupt out of your asshole.
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>>2332766
Cool hopefully we won't kill Karin.
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>>2332766
Hope we get to play as Lee too. Still salty from him losing to Neji.
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>You are Karin
>And you're currently falling

"Shit shit shiiiiiiit!" You scream out, bumping against tree branches as both you and Tayuya keep falling down. You swear, if you manage to survive this whole stupid fight you're gonna' kick Ashi's ass! You look over, seeing Tayuya dig her hand into the side of a tree to slow her descent, her fingers puncturing the wood with ease. You grab onto her other arm however, and yank her off, keeping her tumbling with you.

"Goddammit!" Tayuya shouts, throwing a punch that knocks you right in the face. For a second you're seeing stars, until you feel Tayuya's knee hit your stomach. "Let go of me you fuckin' idiot!"

"Fuck that!" You shout, getting closer until you wrap your arms and legs around the other girls body. At the same time you manage to stick an explosive tag onto her back before she punches you off of her one last time. You crash against another tree, hitting a branch on the way down that slows your descent enough, before hitting the forest floor. "Oowwwww." You groan, rolling onto your back in pain. The only upside to this is that you hear Tayuya's body hit the floor with a thud as well, though from how tough she seems to be ever since her skin turned darker, you wonder how long she'll be winded.

>A. Just activate the explosive tag now!
>B. Hit her with your chest chain.
>C. Try to find her flute before she gets up, and put a seal on it.
>D. Rasengan!
>E. Write-in
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>>2332922
>C. Try to find her flute before she gets up, and put a seal on it.
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>>2332922
>>C. Try to find her flute before she gets up, and put a seal on it.
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>>2332922
>>C. Try to find her flute before she gets up, and put a seal on it.
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>>2332922
>>E. Write-in
Call her some REALLY awful shit to goad her into charging us, then activate the tag on her pack to propel her towards the tree behind us. Then wrap her around the tree with the chain chest until she passes out.

Nigga you said you were running in TWO hours and it's been ONE!
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Right on, C seems to be the favorite.
DC 76 to find that flute. d100.
>>2332935
I'm a filthy liar, yohohohohl.
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>>2332935
Let's do this cause it sounds cool
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2332937
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2332937
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2332937
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Guess no one else wants to roll then.

Okay you guys passed, congrats, now to decide what kind of sealed trap you want to put on the flute.

>A. Fire: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to burst into flames.
>B. Ice: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to turn super, super cold and icy, possibly causing her lips and tongue to stick to it.
>C. Thunder: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to shock her. A lot.
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>>2332959
>>B. Ice: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to turn super, super cold and icy, possibly causing her lips and tongue to stick to it.
This sounds funny
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>>2332959
>>B. Ice: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to turn super, super cold and icy, possibly causing her lips and tongue to stick to it.

Also, we have three rolls, two of them are great. Why risk a crit fail?
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>>2332959
>>B. Ice: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to turn super, super cold and icy, possibly causing her lips and tongue to stick to it.
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>>2332962
>Also, we have three rolls, two of them are great. Why risk a crit fail?
There have been times where I've refused to continue unless we get all five rolls. The fear of getting a 1 gets me off.
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>>2332959
>D. Glue: When Tayuya tries to use it, a thick white goo shoots all over her face and chest, and covering up the holes of the flute and she has both hands stuck to it.
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>>2332959
>>B. Ice: When Tayuya tries to use it, you can cause the flute to turn super, super cold and icy, possibly causing her lips and tongue to stick to it.
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C WINS!
Writing. This should be fun. Way things are looking, you might not even have to kill Tayuya to beat her.
By the way, are ANY of ya'll wanting to kill the Sound 4? I wouldn't mind keeping them around if you wanted.
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>>2332974
>C wins
About keeping the sound 4 around, the more the merrier I guess.
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>>2332974
Keep them around, it'd be interesting to see them interact with the plot and other characters.
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Ugh, first things first, gotta' find that flute of hers before she manages to get up and start playing it again. Ugh. This takes you less time than you were expecting however, as you find the damn thing like three feet from you.

Snatching it up into your hands, you use your still bloody thumb from summoning Ashi earlier to put a quick ice seal trap on it, before standing up and turning around just as Tayuya does. "Hey fuck face!" You call out, wiggling the flute in your hands. "Looook what I got!"

"Y-you tramp!" Tayuya shoots back, rushing over to you and closing the distance way faster than you were expecting. Of course the tiny little black and white bear that crashes into her head stops any sense of danger you felt. "Ugh!"

"Hmmph, guess I gotta' do everything around here, huh?" Ashi says, hopping off of Tayuya's head and landing on your shoulder. "Although from what I felt, she's pretty freakin' strong huh?"

"That's an understatement." You say, adjusting your glasses as Tauya jumps back up and scowls at the two of you. "Though she's dumber than she looks."

"I. AM NOT. DUMB!" Tayuya shouts again, slamming her fist into the ground and causing the whole thing to crack apart. Of course this was only a distraction, as she once again zips forward, slamming her fist into your gut and knocking you back until you slam against a tree, where she already pins you to it by grabbing your throat tightly. Ashi is sent flying away with a slap of her hand. "Give me my flute bitch." Tayuya growls at you, face right up against you, barely an inch between the two of you.

>A. Activate the bomb tag!
>B. "O-okay." Give her the flute, then activate it.
>C. Pocket Sand!
>D. Bite her nose!
>E. Kiss her. It'll surprise her and in no way means you have weird feelings for girls.
>F. Write-in
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>>2333002
>>B. "O-okay." Give her the flute, then activate it.
>That spoiler
What the fuck Moon
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>>2333003
Gotta' keep the anons on their toes.
Also fuck it, I don't care.
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>>2333002
>>B. "O-okay." Give her the flute, then activate it.
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>>2333002
>E

Cause fuck it. Then activate the bomb tag. Also I would've rolled if this DIDN'T START AN HOUR EARLIER THAN I THOUGHT.
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>>2333002
>>F: pocket sand, then "drop" the flute when we substitute with Ashi.
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>>2333002
>>C. Pocket Sand!
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>>2333002

>B
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B wins, sorry was busy getting some artwork ready for you guys.

Give me some 1d100's.
DC 60
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2333037
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2333037
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2333037
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2333037
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2333037
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Well done, this should be fun.

Writing.

Also tell me what you guys think of the Hinata Retrieval Mission so far.
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>>2333047
Ok so far. Eagerly waiting to see how some of these matchups turn out. There hasn't been much yet to judge really.

Also is there the potential to recruit any of the sound 4?
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>>2333047

Well, only one mistake so far. Hope we get to some of the other fights in this session
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>>2333047
It's good so far and it doesn't feel rushed like the Doc Ironblood arc.
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"O-okay." You groan, your stomach aching like a motherfucker. You shakily hand Tayuya her flute, which she snatches with her free hand before tossing you away with the other. You slide a bit through the dirt, your glasses nearly falling off before you catch them.

"Don't think I'm gonna' take it easy on ya' just because you got scared of me finally." Tayuya says, bringing the flute close to her lips. "If my rad symphonies couldn't get to ya' before, then I'll just have to play a different tune."

"Oh my god you are so lame!" You shout, sitting up and adjusting your glasses. "Oh, and one more thing. SEALING TRAP: FREEAZING ICE!" You shout, bringing your hands together to activate the trap you placed on the flute.

Tauya barely has time to register what you've said before the flute turns extremely cold, causing her to yelp and drop it from her hands. But not from her lips and tongue, which are currently stuck to it. "Mwaaaah!" She cries out, grabbing the flute and trying to tug it off, only to stretch her tongue before it slips from her grip, slapping Tayuya right in the face. "You fuggin bist!" She shouts at you, a huge glare on her face.

You just smirk like the bitch you are.

>A. Activate the bomb tag, now's your best chance to catch her off guard.
>B. Hit her with your chest chain, see if you can get it to wrap around her and the tree she's standing by.
>C. Keep her distracted, maybe Ashi can get the drop on her again.
>D. Rasengan?!
>E. Write-in
>>2333050
Redemption is possible for anyone anon. Recruitment is a different story. But you just have to try dammit.
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>>2333059
>>D. Rasengan?!
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So once she turns into ice we break her apart by actucating the explosive tag on her back?
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>>2333059
>>B. Hit her with your chest chain, see if you can get it to wrap around her and the tree she's standing by.
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>>2333059
>D. Rasengan?!

Could we detonate the tag to further drive her into a rasengan?
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>>2333059
>>D. Rasengan?!
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>>2333064
Second.
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>>2333064
You can.
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>>2333059

>D. Rasengan?!
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Rasengan it is, and we'll activate the bomb as well since two people wanted that.

1d100
DC 78
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2333082
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>>2333070
Then I say
>Rasengan plus tag explosion into Rosengan
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2333082
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2333082
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2333082
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2333082
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

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Fantastic. Now I gotta' take ashit, so give me ten minutes and I'll be back to write up a response.

While we're here though, who do you wanna' take over next?
>A. Lee
>B. Sasuke
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2333082
Well Tayuya jobbed again.
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>>2333090
>>A. Lee
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>>2333090
>A. Lee
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>>2333090
>>A. Lee
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>>2333090
>>A. Lee
GREEN BEAST
>>2333083
pic related
>>2333086
lewd
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>>2333090
>Lee
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>>2333090
>Lee

Mah boi!
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>>2333090
>>A. Lee
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>>2333099
Well her mouth was already busy with a long object stucked on her mouth. But she must be used to it.
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>>2333090

>A. Lee

Let's put that Scorch jutsu Lee got from Taka to good use along with beating the shit out of Jiboro.

>>2333083

Man whenever I'm around 99s pop up like weeds
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I'm back. Writing.
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You flip yourself around, before spinning yourself back onto your feet, crouched down low as you keep grinning at the surprised Tayuya. "Ya' know, I think I've heard about enough crap come out of your mouth."

"Whad-" Tayuya doesn't even have a moment to ask what the hell you mean, before you activate the explosive tag on her back, the blast causing her to scream out and stumble forward, nearly knocking the girl off her feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHJ_Gmkj-jY

In that time you start up the Rasengan, your chakra control much better than Naruto's so you don't need a clone to help. "Rasengan!" You shout, rushing forward with the whirling ball of chakra in your palm. Tayuya just stares in horror as you slam that shit right into her stomach, her eyes bulging out before her whole body begins to spin around and around like a spinning top. "And this is for Hiki you bitch!" You shout, slamming the rest of your fist into her stomach once the Rasengan dies out, and pushing Tayuya even further back until she hits the ground in front of you.

You grin, but at the same time fall to your knees, panting heavily as you watch Tayuya's twitching form, as she begins to move again. "N-no way." You groan, watching as those black eyes of her glare at you, though she can barely push herself up to her knees. "Dammit."

>Switching to Lee.
>Now when do you want the battle taking place.
>A. At the beginning.
>B. During the middle
>C. Near the end
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>>2333129

>B. During the middle
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>>2333129
>A. At the beginning.
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>>2333129
>>B. During the middle
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>>2333129
>>A. At the beginning.
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>>2333129
>>B. During the middle

Preferably with Lee being unnecessarily topless like his good friend Hiki.
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Rolled 82, 59, 8 = 149 (3d100)

During the middle wins.
Everybody roll 3d100's.
Try to beat my rolls.
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Rolled 53, 62, 84 = 199 (3d100)

>>2333149
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Rolled 79, 76, 21 = 176 (3d100)

>>2333149
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Rolled 81, 26, 79 = 186 (3d100)

>>2333149
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Rolled 94, 100, 8 = 202 (3d100)

>>2333149
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Rolled 15, 11, 43 = 69 (3d100)

>>2333149
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Rolled 62, 39, 43 = 144 (3d100)

>>2333149
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Ohohohoho
3/3, and a Nat 100 as well.
Very, very good Lee.
Writing.
He still took his top off because manliness.
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>>2333156
Is this enough?
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>>2333153
>>2333154
>>2333155
>>2333156

Here lies Jiboro: He got hit with too much YOUTH
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>>2333159
But are the chibi Lee's also shirtless?
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>>2333159
Canon Lee could go Toe to toe with Kimimaro. This fat guy is fucked.
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>>2333159

And so his fine Scorch jutsus powered by YOUTH don't just burn his clothes
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>You are Rock Lee
>YOUTH!

"Th-this cannot be." You say, staring across the destroyed battlefield at Jirobo, the many pillars of upturned earth and overturned trees telling the tale of the mighty battle that took place here. "It's just not possible!"

Jirobo growls, glaring at you with all his might...as he clutches his side, the broken ribs you gave him no doubt hurting very, very much. "You....how the hell did a weakling like you get so strong?!"

"Have I become strong foul villain," You shout back at him, pointing an accusing finger at your foe as the sunlight dances across your swear covered chest. "Or was your wicked ways in fact weakening you to the power of my youthful and righteous spirit!?"

"Yosh!" The Chibi you's say in agreement, all three of them shirtless as well.

"Forget that, forget this!" Jirobo shouts, slamming his fists into the ground once more. "I ain't losing here, I ain't losing to some no good piece of trash with giant freakin' eyebrows!" You watch as Jirobo shouts, the tattoo on his face spreading even further, his body starting to change in front of you.

"A transformation!" You gasp, realizing that this monster in front of you was holding back the whole time, you feel immense joy. "Thank goodness, now I can hone my skills even more!" Ah but wait, what was it that Guy Sensei always said about overconfidence!

"Lee! There's no such thing as overconfidence, only those with too much self-doubt! Believe in the fists and legs that have carried you this far!

"I WILL GUY SENSEI!" You shout, clutching your fist as you look up to the heavens, Guy Sensei's smiling face peering down at you from the clouds.

>A. Activate the Second Gate, the Gate of Healing!
>B. Activate the Third Gate, the Gate of Life! Show Jirobo that you too shall bring out your all!
>C. Activate the Fourth Gate, the Gate of Pain! A battle between two men must always have them both using their full strength!
>D. Wait and see what this new form brings, you should work on your base form anyways!

Also
>Combine Scorch Release with your punches and kicks?
>1. Yay
>2. Nay
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>>2333180

>A. Activate the Second Gate, the Gate of Healing!

>1. Yay

Let's beat and cook until he surrenders
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>>2333180
>>B. Activate the Third Gate, the Gate of Life! Show Jirobo that you too shall bring out your all!

>>1. Yay
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>>2333180
>>A. Activate the Second Gate, the Gate of Healing!
>>1. Yay
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>>2333180
>A. Activate the Second Gate, the Gate of Healing!

>1. Yay
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>>2333180
>B. Activate the Third Gate, the Gate of Life! Show Jirobo that you too shall bring out your all!

>1. Yay
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Second Gate + Scorch Release it is.
1d100 please
DC 60
This is gonna' get messy.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2333211
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2333211
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2333211
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2333211
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>>2333180
>B
>1

Why are we usig our healling if we can go directly to the third?
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Need one more roll please
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>>2333211
>60
I just felt a tingle.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2333211
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Oh would you look at that, Lee passed.

Poor little Jirobo.

Writing.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2333225
>>2333211
M'kay.
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>>2333224
The further you go the more damage you will take when you run out of steam.
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>>2333229
Eh knew that Lee would easily smash this loosers.
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>>2333233
Can't we use the healing gate to heal the damage though? Like use third gate then go back to second and use the second to heal the damage of the third gate?
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>>2333236
I don't think the gate actually heals, it's just what it is called.
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>>2333244
Oh...well then ignore my stupid comment.
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"Second Gate: Gate of Healing!" You shout, feeling the little tingle in the back of your head as you feel your power and vitality increase, the small bit of stamina you lost from before restored and even increased. You also add your Scorching chakra to your fists and legs, your bandages begin to burn and smolder slightly from the burning chakra, and from your burning YOUTH! "Jirobo of the Sound!" You shout, slamming your foot down as your opponent finishes his transformation into a hideous monster. "Prepare to meet the burning fists of my youth!"

"Bring it on trash!" He shouts back at you, slamming both fists down onto the earth. "Earth Style: Jutting Spikes of Doom!" The earth around you shudders, and you can feel the movement of these spikes Jirobo spoke of as they shoot out from the earth, intending to stab you and end you.

But that is not your destiny, not today! With the Second Gate and your weights removed from you earlier, you zip around the jutting spikes with ease, dodging them like it was a stroll in the park. "These attacks do not scare me Jirobo! Come, feel my youthful fists!" You shout, dashing to wards the much larger foe and striking out.

"HAH!" Jirobo laughs, catching your fist in his hand with a smile on his face. That smile soon turns into confusion, as Jirobo's hand is knocked away from the force of your blow. "Wh-what?!"

"Multiple Screeching Kicks! HAH!" You shout, sending out a flurry of powerful kicks right into Jirobo's stomach, knocking the wind out of your foe as they burn him with each strike. "Whirling Palm of Youth!" You shout once more, spinning around before slamming your palm directly into Jirobo's face, knocking him back so hard and so fast that he ends up crashing through multiple upturned pillars and trees in the process. You keep up with him though, using your speed to travel along side him before slamming your elbow into Jirobo, slamming him into the earth.

After the dust settles Jirobo is coughing up blood, but still dragging himself out of the crater you just created with your attack. "N-no way! There's no way you're this strong!"

"This strong...." You repeat, frowning slightly. "Jirobo, what if I were to tell you that this isn't even my full strength."

The look of horror on his face is sobering. "Impossible. You're lying!"

>A. "You'll have to get stronger if you want to find out." Knock Jirobo out.
>B. "Fourth Gate, Gate of Pain!" Scare Jirobo into submission.
>C. "I do not lie! My strength may surprise you, but it is but the tip of a mighty glacier hidden in the vast depth of the ocean known as YOUTH! I owe this strength to my Sensei, and to my comrades!" Offer your hand. "Come Jirobo, I can sense great strength in you, but I also sense more! Take my hand, and journey with me on the path of Youth and Justice!"
>D. Write-in
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>>2333258
>C. "I do not lie! My strength may surprise you, but it is but the tip of a mighty glacier hidden in the vast depth of the ocean known as YOUTH! I owe this strength to my Sensei, and to my comrades!" Offer your hand. "Come Jirobo, I can sense great strength in you, but I also sense more! Take my hand, and journey with me on the path of Youth and Justice!"
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>>2333258
>>A. "You'll have to get stronger if you want to find out." Knock Jirobo out.
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>>2333258
>>A. "You'll have to get stronger if you want to find out." Knock Jirobo out.
The other two just hurt us immediately or after the fight.
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>>2333258

>C. "I do not lie! My strength may surprise you, but it is but the tip of a mighty glacier hidden in the vast depth of the ocean known as YOUTH! I owe this strength to my Sensei, and to my comrades!" Offer your hand. "Come Jirobo, I can sense great strength in you, but I also sense more! Take my hand, and journey with me on the path of Youth and Justice!"
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>>2333258
>C. "I do not lie! My strength may surprise you, but it is but the tip of a mighty glacier hidden in the vast depth of the ocean known as YOUTH! I owe this strength to my Sensei, and to my comrades!" Offer your hand. "Come Jirobo, I can sense great strength in you, but I also sense more! Take my hand, and journey with me on the path of Youth and Justice!"
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>>2333258
it is but the tip of a mighty glacier hidden in the vast depth of the ocean known as YOUTH! I owe this strength to my Sensei, and to my comrades!" Offer your hand. "Come Jirobo, I can sense great strength in you, but I also sense more! Take my hand, and journey with me on the path of Youth and Justice!"

But also keep our guard up.
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C it is!

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN REACH THE PURENESS OF JIROBO'S HEART?!

1d100's!
DC 82!
Press YOUTH! for YOUTH!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2333274
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2333274
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2333274

GUY GIVE ME STRENGTH
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2333274
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2333274
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One last roll. Are you saying you don't believe in yourself?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2333274
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2333274
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2333274
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Failure.

Such a shame, Lee can't seem to bring out the pure manliness of Jirobo's heart.

Writing.
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>>2333275
>>2333280
>>2333284
>>2333286
>>2333288
Looks like execution.
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>>2333294
>>2333295
Nah, he'll probably just call Lee a fag and then pass out.
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"I do not lie!" You shout, surprising Jirobo enough to cause him to back up. "My strength may surprise you, but it is but the tip of a mighty glacier hidden in the vast depth of the ocean known as YOUTH!"

"Vast depth of the-" Jirobo starts, still looking confused.

"I owe this strength to my Sensei, and to my comrades." You hold a hand out to Jirobo, surprising your foe even more. "Come Jirobo, I can sense a great strength in you, but I also sense more! Take my hand, and journey with me on the path of Youth and Justice!"

Jirobo frowns, reverting back to his regular form and staring at your outstretched hand. You return to your base form as well, the power from the Gates tiring a bit, but not much since you didn't go beyond two. Jirobo reaches, grasping your hand...and then growls. "Like hell I will!" He grabs you with his other arms, picking you up over his head before throwing you with all his might, you crash through one stone pillar, before the soft trunk of a tree stops you. You groan, picking yourself up as you see Jirobo staring at you, frowning. "I'll admit your strength today, trash, but I ain't gonna' hold hands and sing songs with ya' just because of it. I'm loyal to Lord Orochmaru, and no one else."

"Jirobo wait!" You shout, standing up before falling forward a bit. Ugh, you're still dizzy. You watch as Jirobo runs off, before completely disappearing from your view. You would chase after him, but your mission is to retrieve Hinata, and no doubt Neji and the others are worried about you. "Guy Sensei," You say, slamming your fist into the dirt. "I have failed to bring another onto the path of Youth!"

These tears shall stain your face, let them be the mark of your failure today!

>END!
>Hope you guys had fun
>Tomorrow we'll be playin' as Sasuke, and some people are gonna' show up and shit.
>Any questions?
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>>2333317

Do we have another chance to bring Joboro onto the path of YOUTH?
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>>2333317
Is anyone going to question the 4 on why they are still doing the dirty work for a dead man?
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>>2333317
Thanks for running. And please for the love of god try to run longer tomorrow. Oh, and post a run time that you'll actually stick to.
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>>2333326
>Dead man
Oh silly anon, how pure you are.
>>2333328
I don't have one man, I run when work allows it. Saturdays are the only assured day I'm off, so I guess you'll just have to keep F5'ing all the time to check up huh?
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>>2333330
Well I know he's not dead. How many of the characters know that though?
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>>2333333
Nice sequence of matching numbers anonymous person.

Also pretty much everyone in the Sound knows it.
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>>2333333

Witnessed
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>>2333337
So how many of the leaf ninja currently fighting these sounds ninjas know that?
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>>2333341
Probably none, everyone thinks Susumu offed him for good.
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They're finding out man, don't worry.

Sides you gotta' worry about these kids, or not. They're kinda' whoopin' ass.
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>>2333351
I mainly just want hiki to get upset that someone thinks his uncle is lying about killing orochimaru.
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>>2333354
The Third say it, who's gonna' call the Third a liar?
Besides Danzo, and he's a cuck anyways.
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Maybe Orochimaru was changed by the experience of dying high and chilled out, but is being puppeted by Kabuto to keep doing snake shenanigans.

Kabuto: "Sir, I have readied the team to bring the Hyyuga girl."
Oreo: "Oh, yeah, the shy girl who's gonna get a huge set of knockers in a couple years. She seems nice."
Kabuto: "Unfortunately, your mark was removed from Sasuke, as was your curse on Susumu."
Oreo: "Maaaan, I'm over that, Susu's not that bad a guy. And that Sausage kid would've been a drag to hang out with anyway. Fuck dude, I should've got that Shikamaru kid instead. Now THAT'S a dude who knows how to chill."
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>>2333394
>Orochimaru still stoned from caterpillar death
>Lasts for the entirety of the time skip
>wakes out of it by shippuden
>confused then pissed
>"TEEEEETSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>next arc starts
that'd be pretty funny actually
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Rolled 66, 79, 74, 87, 32 = 338 (5d100)

Hey so we'll be playin' in like, 8 hours? Yeah that sounds good. We'll get to play as ol' Sasuke.

Let's just save some time right now, give me some 5d100's, you gotta' beat these rolls.
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Rolled 14, 32, 83, 5, 21 = 155 (5d100)

>>2335104
Go Sausage!
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Rolled 11, 19, 25, 95, 47 = 197 (5d100)

>>2335104
No whammies!
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Rolled 10, 54, 67, 90, 8 = 229 (5d100)

>>2335104
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Rolled 93, 73, 13, 67, 33 = 279 (5d100)

>>2335104
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Rolled 45, 59, 91, 53, 51 = 299 (5d100)

>>2335104
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4/5 Good enough.
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RIP Moon he died shitting and bleeding from his ass and knee.
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>>2335557

>Implying that his neighbor didn't just ended up shooting him in the crossfire between him and a couple of SWAT teams
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>>2335576
it's the way he'd have wanted to go.
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>>2335667
I somehow doubt that
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>>2335557
He said 8 though, it's only been 4. Looks like a late night session.
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Yeah so, startin' up Sasuke's fight next. Might not be a long one, judgin' by how ya'll been whoopin' ass with those dice.

Just a bit of a word real quick. To everyone wanting longer sessions, or sessions like we had when this quest first started, I just can't do that. I literally just can't stare at a computer that long without getting eye strain or some mild headaches. Not to mention that if I'm not into the session, you'll just get a crappy quest out of me.

Anyways, just wanted to say that. Writing.
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>You are Sasuke
>Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha. Not that other guy.
>Anyways....

https://youtu.be/YrNcQyaDJ8c?list=PLcvtXGo9AUxpcHlggOdOTASk-NWFujS4g

"So...we done here?" You ask, staring down at a half-melted Suigetsu. Your enemy scowls at you, his fingers trying to get a grip on that giant sword of his. However, just a little bit of lightning chakra getting sent through his puddle of a body, and he ends up losing his form once again. "Seriously, it's not like you got much of a chance here, just give up so I don't have to kill you."

"Tch, how freakin' generous of ya'." Suigetsu says in a mocking tone. "Out of all the freakin' people, I had to get paired up with you didn't I?"

You shrug. "Not my fault you drew a bad card here, that's just how life deals them." You walk over to the giant sword, examining it a little closer before frowning. "This is Zabuza's sword, isn't it?"

"Tch, he calls it a sword." Suigetsu rolls his eyes at you, before propping himself up on his elbows slightly, his form still mostly a mess. "It's one of the swords belonging to the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, so don't talk about it like it's a freakin' carving knife."

"Riiight. So how'd someone like you manage to get their hands on a blade like this." You ask, tracing your finger along the edge. "Last I remember, it got placed on Zabuza's grave. You a grave robber, that it Suigetsu?"

"So what if I am?" He shoots back. "Besides, a blade like this ain't supposed to be stuck in the ground, it's supposed to be swung around, decapitating fools left and right."

>A. "So, you sound like you really care about the Swordsmen of the Mist, what's the deal with that?"
>B. "A blade's a blade, not like it did you any good against me anyways."
>C. "So you gonna' give up or am I gonna' have to kill you?"
>D. Suigetsu's nearly done for, leave him be and try to catch up with the others, they might need your help.
>E. Write-in
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>>2336317

>A. "So, you sound like you really care about the Swordsmen of the Mist, what's the deal with that?"
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>>2336317
>>A. "So, you sound like you really care about the Swordsmen of the Mist, what's the deal with that?"
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>>2336317
>A
>C
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A wins, let's see if we can't get Sweegetsue to talk about the 7 Swordsmen.
Roll me some 1d100's
DC 20.
But secret hidden DC in the Mist is 70
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2336354
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2336354
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2336354
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2336354
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2336354
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Well well well.

Get ready to hear some rambling.
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>>2336372
Since the sword it there and all, and we might just finish off puddle boy, I kind off want Sasuke to just take the sword and have it sealed and with him for when he wants to use it.
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"So, you sound like you really care about the Swordsmen of the Mist, what's the deal with that?" You ask, grabbing the sword by its handle and trying to pull it from the ground. Surprisingly it's heavier than you expected, much heavier. Just how the hell did this guy manage to swing this around so much?

Suigetsu perks up, his watery form rippling a bit with excitement. "Oh man where do I start?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY

"They were just the coolest man, seven of the most badass dudes to ever walk the earth, and not only that they wielded some of the coolest freakin' blades around." Suigetsu then smirks. "Not to mention my big bro was also the best one out of 'em all."

You raise a brow. "Your older brother was a member of Seven Swordsmen?"

Suigetsu nods. "Mangetsu, he's the only one to have learned how to wield all seven of the blades. Heck, they even allowed him to be the one to carry the scroll that stored them all before battles." His grin turns into a frown. "Tch, and here I go, fuckin' up a simple job by not even gettin' to fight Hiki of all people."

"What, you think you would've stood a chance against Hiki, when you couldn't even handle me?" You ask, shaking your head. "Hiki's on a whole other level, trust me you wouldn't have even scratched him."

"Oh, I would've done more than scratch him." Suigetsu says. "And all thanks to Zabuza's sword too."

"What do you mean, thanks to Zabuza's sword? I've seen Hiki and other members of his clan take blades to the face and walk away fine, all thanks to their bloodline limit."

"It's because of their bloodline limit that the sword's so damn perfect for them man!" Suigetsu shouts. "Zabuza's sword, it's whole effect is that any chips or breaks get repaired when it comes into contact with the iron in people's blood."

You stand up, eyes wide with worry. "And the Tetsu's have more iron in their blood than most."

Suigetsu grins. "Finally got it, huh? That blade's the perfect killin' machine for the Tetsu's."

You frown. "So why even tell me all this, it's not like you can even do anything right now."

"Oh, isn't there?"

>1d100
>DC 70
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>>2336394
Kinda wanted Sasuke to batter on how the Tetsu trick weapons are much better then the seven swordmen swords.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

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>>2336402
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2336402
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2336402
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

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>>2336402
Didn't we roll that already?
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Impressive.

Now, one final vote.
>A. Brutal
>B. Merciful
>>2336424
The second roll from before was about him spilling the beans about the true nature of the sword. It really is a Tetsu Killer.
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>>2336422
Chaos as always rolling high on the last moment.

>>2336421
Great job anon.
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>>2336426
>>A. Brutal
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>>2336426

>B. Merciful

>>2336427

I'm secretly the Chaos God of clutch and 99s
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>>2336426
>B

I like Suigetsu. Also Moon seeing that Kimimaro clan, the Kagura, are know for being edgies that fight each other and other nations would it be possible for the Tetsu clan have history of facing each other?

becaus ei just noticed that Hiki hasn't used urin release once facing the new enemies.
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>>2336426
>>A. Brutal
Metalocalypsis pic goes here.
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>>2336426
>>B. Merciful

Also:
>If Zabuza's sword = kill Tetsu
then
>Tetsu + Zabuza's sword = OH HELL NO!!!

We just got a nice gift for Sasuke's new family.
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>>2336438
>urin release
why would hiki piss on someone
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>>2336448
Sinchu or Susumu using Zabuza's sword.
I'm scared...
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Merciful it is. Suigetsu continue to live another day.

Jeez guys, you haven't killed a single of the guys who kidnapped Hinata, what gives? Are you some sort of social adjusted person or something?
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>>2336454
because he's pissed off?And i meant iron release. I should check better when phone posting.
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>>2336457
No, Sinchu ABSORBING the sword and gaining it's ability should make you afraid.

You know you want it.
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>>2336459
Because i bet if we killed then Hinata would go extra dark side on us. Also why should we kill them if it's already know what Orochimaru is going to either do something worst to then or just plain kill then?
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>>2336459

I'm doing this so we can get waterboy and maybe some of the other Sound on our side. Get more information on shit that's happening and more to the eaf

Also what this anon says >>2336466
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>>2336457
Atsuki or Anju would make better use of it than our main characters. For a clan that its supposed to be be of smiths we lack on bukijutsu users.
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>>2336493
Susumu used to have a sword. Don't know why he stopped using his. Sinchu was always a pragmatic guy and in theory Atsuki is the only member of the clan that is able to use the clan trick weapons.
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You roll your eyes, ducking as the water clone behind you fires off a water bullet that ends up smacking right into Zabuza's sword. You wheel around, smirking a bit at the surprise on the clones face, and shove a Chidori right down it's throat. The sputtering shock that clone shows before disappearing into a puddle is amusing, but the look of fear on Suigetsu's face as you turn around, Chidori still in hand, is even greater. "So..." You say, letting that just hang there in the air.

"Uh, truce?" Suigetsu offers, trying to slowly back away from you.

"Nah." You say, lowering your hand until it touches his liquid body, the Chidori shocking him into unconsciousness. You ease off immediately, shaking off the water from your hand as you stare down at the puddle before you. "Hope the others had an easy time too."

---
>You're Hiki
>Welcome to Bone Town.

This is usually not how things go for you. You usually manage to at least land a decent blow or two on your enemies by now, but for some reason this Kimimaro person is handling you like you're an amateur. "You are, incredibly strong." You breathe out, sweat covering most of your body as you toss aside your Chunin vest.

"I will acknowledge your strength as well Hikigaya Tetsu," Kimimaro says, slipping his other arm out of his top. Yes, just two very strong men, fighting each other without any shirts on, as was intended. "However I have very little time to play with you, Lord Orochimaru intends to use Hinata's body, and I will see that he gets it."

"...I see that the things that Susumu said about Orochimaru are true then." You say. "However, I will not allow him to bad touch Hinata in any way, so I hope you're prepared to lose Kimimaro!"

"I am not," He says, sharp bones protruding from his arms. "Because I don't intend to lose."

>A. Storm Shroud! This will seriously drain your chakra though, so be careful.
>B. Tekkotsu up, fight him hand to hand!
>C. Fireball Jutsu!
>D. Iron-Witches Technique, get a couple more arms to help you out.
>E. Write-in
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>>2336493
>>2336504

Or maybe, just maybe. Having so many members of the clan use swords was a mistake

>>2336510

>C. Fireball Jutsu!
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>>2336510
>>D. Iron-Witches Technique, get a couple more arms to help you out.
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>>2336510
>>D. Iron-Witches Technique, get a couple more arms to help you out.
We have to use this more often.
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>>2336516

I dunno man, straight up jutsu is neglected nearly all the time
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>>2336519

And I mean when playing as Hiki
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Iron Witches it is.
4d100
DC 90 for them all.
Yes this is one for each arm.
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Rolled 63, 18, 45, 97 = 223 (4d100)

>>2336533
just fuck my shit up
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Rolled 87, 34, 27, 71 = 219 (4d100)

>>2336533
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>>2336510
>D
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Rolled 82, 20, 12, 94 = 208 (4d100)

>>2336533
Holy fuck.
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Rolled 47, 96, 85, 13 = 241 (4d100)

>>2336533

We could've just gone with a fucking fireball jutsu guys
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Rolled 95, 98, 14, 6 = 213 (4d100)

>>2336533
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3/4 ain't bad
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>>2336542
If it isn't 100/100/100/100 is shit
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>>2336543

It's fine, let's just make sure to not just punch autist our way through Kimimaro now
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>>2336543
ignore this i'm a idiot
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>>2336547
We only roll that well with Gaara.
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Guess what time it is?
Writing.
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>>2336548
I just wanted the iron witches because them we get another pair of hands to make seals. Now we can use two jutsus and combine then with half the time.
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>>2336549

All you did was just add in another one to them, so it's fine
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>>2336554
ORA
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>>2336555

You're a good one anon, glad to see you too are on the path of "Maybe we should do something aside form punching everything"
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>>2336564
I mean punching everything is fine and all but i kinda want to do more ninja stuff and use jutsu. We barely use our clan bloodline too, but i like to think that ia Hiki's way of keeping chakra so he can use a killer move when needed to.
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>Yes, just two very strong men, fighting each other without any shirts on, as was intended.

I bet that's what Iron blood ised to say to Hiki while they were both alone.
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"I wouldn't get too cocky Kimimaro," You say, bringing your hands together for a series of seals, before two more arms, made of iron, appear on your back. "I've been know to surprise people."

"Then surprise me Hikigaya." He says, rushing forward. Hinata's cries are drowned out as you and Kimimaro meet each other in the air, your opponent slamming his fists into your own. His sharp protruding bones nick at you, but you manage to dodge the worst of it.

At the same time, your fists slam into his face and body with accurate procession, punching him with so much strength that several times it looks like Kimimaro might actually be pushed backwards. However you quickly begin to notice the exact difference between the two of you. You have him beat on power, there's no doubt, but as far as durability goes he's surprisingly impressive. It's almost like you're punching steel than a mans flesh.

"Noticed it then?" He says, surprising you as he ducks under one punch, slamming his fist into your stomach and knocking you back a few feet. "These punches aren't enough to stop me on their own."

You frown, rushing forward once more and breaking past his defense, avoiding those bone spikes of his, before knocking him int the stomach three times, actually knocking the wind out of Kimimaro and forcing him backwards. "We shall see." You say, bringing your hands up before assuming a Muay Thai stance. "Now bring it."

"Very well." He says, markings beginning to travel from the center of his chest and travel up along his face. "If that's what you wish."

>A. Defend, see how much stronger he's gotten.
>B. Parry and counter
>C. Match his speed again, keep ORA'ing
>D. Fireball Jutsu!
>E. Tekkotsu up, prepare yourself.
>F. Iron Clones.
>Can pick two.
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>>2336569

Yeah it's true, I'm doing it mainly because just punching everything while it was fun at first has gotten pretty stale and boring. Now I think it's best we put that 3.5 of ninjutsu to good use

>>2336579

>D. Fireball Jutsu!
>F. Iron Clones.

Synchronized
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>>2336579
>E
>F

I want to do this for when he kills a clone we can change it into a chain and try to stop him. Can we Moon?
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>>2336579
>>E. Tekkotsu up, prepare yourself.
>>F. Iron Clones.
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>>2336579
>A. Defend, see how much stronger he's gotten.
>E. Tekkotsu up, prepare yourself.
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E and F wins it.
2d100 please. First one is for Tekkotsu, second is for clones.
1st DC is 40
2nd DC is 89
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>>2336579
>>D. Fireball Jutsu!
>>F. Iron Clones.

Use the fireball to hide the clones that appear so they can get a surprise attack on him.
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Rolled 26, 78 = 104 (2d100)

>>2336598
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Rolled 48, 98 = 146 (2d100)

>>2336598
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Rolled 43, 75 = 118 (2d100)

>>2336598
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Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d100)

>>2336598
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Rolled 69, 28 = 97 (2d100)

>>2336598
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Rolled 10, 16 = 26 (2d100)

>>2336598
MY NINJA WAY! This is for Naruto your piece of shit!
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Great job, you passed on both accounts.
You don't wanna' know what would've happened if you'd crit failed that Tekkotsu though.
It would've led to one angry ass Gaara, that's for sure.
Writing.
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>>2336603
Yo we passed
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>>2336613
Did we managed to capture Kimimaro?
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>>2336622
HA! No
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>>2336613
Hiki's autism would be cured?
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>>2336622
He is going to die anyways so we dont get anything for doing that.
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>>2336625
What happend with the other Two soud guys The twins and the immortal one? Did Kiba jobbed and died? Or was Naruto the only one to job hard this entire time?
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>>2336631
More like i don't want to kill him in front of Hinata. And there is also the other two the immortal one and the twins to worry about.
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>>2336631

>Implying that Taka the literal Jesus kid can't heal him
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You Tekkotsu up, your body covering itself in iron, while at the same time you summon up two iron clones thanks to having the Iron Witches Jutsu up, allowing you to use two jutsu's at once. "Ready when you are Kimimaro."

Your opponent dashes forward, much faster than before, but that speed is still nothing compared to what you've seen Lee is capable of when he drops his weights. Your clones rush forward, meeting Kimimaro half way and attacking him at the same time. While one clone is easily dispatched, the other clone slams their fist right into Kimimaro's side, an audible crack reverberating through the forest as he steps back, swiping out at the remaining clone who ducks and dodges.

"I told you Kimimaro, getting cocky can be a dangerous thing." You say, crossing your arms as you stare at your opponent. He glares at you, holding one hand up as a flurry of bone bullets shoot out. You move aside, not wanting to take the chance of getting hit by one of those, as they tear the tree behind you apart.

"This shouldn't be possible." He says, clutching his side as your clone goes to assault him again, only to get stabbed through the chest. "I shouldn't be this weak already."

"You aren't weak," A new, familiar voice says above you all. "Hiki's just strong."

"Gaara." You say, smiling up at you friend as he hovers above on a sand cloud. "...I like your sunglasses."

"...yo." He says, giving you a thumbs up.


>END!
>HOpe you all enjoyed
>Should have some more tomorrow
>Any questions?
>You guys are killing these sound fools.
>Let's hope you're prepared for Hinata tomorrow.
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>>2336631
It's not like Taka can't heal death.

But i wonder what is Kin is doing
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>>2336634
Kiba is currently dealing with Dosu and Sakon got Hinata'd through the chest after he stabbed Naruto.
Yes Naruto is the only one to job. How fitting.
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>>2336642
>that spoiler

Just blame guilt her about her search for power hurting the boy thay she loves. I mean even Hiki noticed that Hinata is thirsty for Naruto.
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>>2336642

That image put a smile on my face
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>>2336646
Poor guy he was doing so well to. Still he is awesome he can shit talk ninjutsu away. Is Karin about to be saved by Sasuke? Will Sasuke finaly get his fan club of bitches, now that Hiki ignored Sakura and Sasuke is about to save Karin from Tayuya?
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>>2336663

You mean genjutsu, and why are you thinking Sauce should get his fan club?
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>>2336666

>Should get
>Is getting
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>>2336666
Yes quad satan thay's what i meant. Because Hiki has his fanclub, Taka has it and now thay Sasuke is the most recent member of the Tetsu clan he should get his on fanclub too.
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>>2336699
thinking about it since sasuke has the tetsus hes probably gonna overall be in a better place then he was in canon by the end of this.
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>>2336663
Could also use the tale of our clan and its god as a warning about seeking power at any cost.
It establishes empathy, picks at her clan pride and shows how shes fucking up without being judgemental.
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>>2337143
He has the Tetsu and doesn't have Orochimaru's cursed seal on him. He's already way better then in canon.

>>2338372
It's a clan secret. But i guess it's the worst secret ever so maybe we can? But that is only for Hinata's ears.
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>>2338487
We could just be non specific. I doubt the tetsu short lifespan is a secret. Just say our family chased power in the past and is still paying for it.
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SESSION IN 1 HOUR MOTHERFUCKERS!
GET READY FOR THE FUNK!
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>>2339317
FUNK YEAH!! Time to tag team Kimimaro with Gaara! Does Gaara presence here means that Kankuro killed Sanko? I would give anything to see Karin being rescued by Temari.
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>>2339327
>Karin being rescued by Temari
Three girls with personalities that similar to each other all in the same area? Saving might not be the correct word to use here.
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>>2339336
So what a bloodbath? Bet when Tayuya calls Hiki a retard the two (Karin and Temari) will cal a small truce to beat that bitch.
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>>2339317
kys op
Oh wait wrong qm
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>You are Hikigaya
>It rhymes with Icky Papaya

"Hey Hiki." Gaara says, lowering his sand cloud till he's floating right beside you on the tree branch. "I heard you came by the Village to see me, sorry I wasn't there."

You pat your friend on the shoulder, noticing that none of the usual sand particles that usually pop up do. "It's alright Gaara, your father said you were off training. Besides, it made the excitement of wanting to see you even greater." You say, adding a smile." You move your head to the side and Gaara puts up a small sand barrier as Kimimaro shoots a bone bullet at each of you. You turn to him, frowning. "Rude."

"I don't care, ignoring me isn't a smart thing to do." Kimimaro says, more bone spikes appearing. He looks over at Gaara. "Gaara of the Sand, I take it you're here to aid Hikigaya."

Gaara shrugs, eyeing Kimimaro from behind his shades. "I don't think Hiki needs my help against you, I just came here to see a friend."

"I wouldn't be so sure Gaara," You admit. "His defensive abilities are impressive, and something tells me he's still got something up his sleeve."

"...but he doesn't have a shirt on." Gaara says, frowning.

"I know, it's a turn of phrase."

"Enough!" Kimimaro shouts, growing more agitated. "Are we continuing this or not?"

You're about to answer when you realize something. You don't hear crying anymore. Looking around, you don't see Hinata and Naruto either. "Where...where did Hinata and Naruto go?"

Gaara jerks a thumb behind him. "I saw her carrying him away when I was showing up. He looked injured, so I just assumed she was getting him out of the battle."

You rub your face. "This is bad, Hinata was the one we needed to rescue."

"Lady Hinata is already headed to wards Lord Orochimaru's location it seems," Kimimaro says. "All I have to do is hold you off....I have no reason to hold back anymore."

"You've been holding back?!" You shout, surprising Gaara with your, well, surprise.

>A. Hmmm...wait and see just what kind of power he holds.
>B. Attack him before he can transform. It hurts you as a warrior to do so, but the mission is more important.
>C. Chat with Gaara some more while Kimimaro transforms(About what?)
>D. "Gaara, would you mind going after Hinata and Naruto?"
>E. Write-in
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>>2339429
>B. Attack him before he can transform. It hurts you as a warrior to do so, but the mission is more important.
>D. "Gaara, would you mind going after Hinata and Naruto?"
>E. Try to not be a bit disappointed you don't get to ride Gaara's flying sand carpet.
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>>2339429
>>B. Attack him before he can transform. It hurts you as a warrior to do so, but the mission is more important.
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>>2339438
second
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>>2339429

>B. Attack him before he can transform. It hurts you as a warrior to do so, but the mission is more important.
>D. "Gaara, would you mind going after Hinata and Naruto?"
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>>2339429
>B
>D
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B and D wins, with >>2339438 write-in.
Okay then, 2d100.
First 1d100's DC is 93
Second 1dd100's DC is 50.
You're going to be disappointed regardless, better to not have you roll and accidentally get a 1 and end up depressed as all shit.
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Rolled 63, 46 = 109 (2d100)

>>2339461
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Rolled 41, 100 = 141 (2d100)

>>2339461
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Rolled 42, 35 = 77 (2d100)

>>2339461
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Rolled 79, 74 = 153 (2d100)

>>2339461
OR we roll a 100 and our sadness gives us an edge on Kimomonomomomono.
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Rolled 61, 53 = 114 (2d100)

>>2339461

Sure

>>2339465

NICEU
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>>2339465
>gaara roll is a crit
every time
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>>2339465
That is my second hundred of the day.
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Nice job on convincing Gaara, he'll be extra careful on trying to bring back Hinata and Naruto.

Sadly you didn't stop Kimimaro. Get ready for a lot of 90+ DC's unless you play it smart.

Writing.
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>>2339475

>Play it smart

Alright folks, no punch autism fueling everything or else we'll get BONEd
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>>2339475
>unless you play it smart.

Well we are fucked.
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>>2339475
>unless you play it smart.
RIP
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>>2339475
>play it smart
Use Iron Witches to make 4 extra arms instead of two, got it.
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>>2339477
So i sai we gain terrain control either using Doton or our fire jutsu. Doton can make sure Kimimaro footing and bone dance can't affect us.

I sai we use our fire jutsu to keep him in a distance and use the heated air to make rain clouds. We can use enough chakra and make it rain and with all the water finish with a shocking finisher with the ligthning jutsu.
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>>2339491
We already have a extra pair of arms we can use two jutsus at the same time and combine the attacks. Use the phoenix fireballs to pep him and tha fireball no jutsu when he gets to close to us.
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>>2339491

You know, considering how we end up playing 99% of the time. I'm genuinely not sure if you're joking or not

>>2339493

Sounds good, but a bit of advice. Just use English names to save some confusion
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>>2339500
It's hard but i will try to revise my post more often.
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>>2339500
I was going to say we need like 10 extra sets for Maximum Punching Power™, but they probably wouldn't fit on Hiki's body, and the decreasing percentage of Punching Power™ means anything past the extra set isn't really worth having.

Maybe we could get a fist shaped helmet made so we can punch people with our head. People always say to use your head as much as you can, right?
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>>2339508

Atta boy, now let's press F for Hiki since he'll die because we can't use anything outside of punching in our minds
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"Gaara, I need you to go after Hinata and Naruto, if you don't mind." You say, cracking your neck as you begin walking forward. "I was tasked with bringing her back to the Village."

Gaara is silent for a moment, and you can tell he doesn't like the idea of leaving you with Kimimaro, but gives out a defeated sigh nonetheless. "Alright, be careful Hiki."

"I don't think I have a choice." You mutter to yourself as you rush forward, slamming your iron fists into Kimimaro's body. "Wh-what?" You blink in surprise, your opponents body feels unmovable. It's like he's a giant boulder, but one that you can't move. You strike at him again, and your fist actually hurts when it connects, sending a small shock wave down your arm that forces you to retreat. Looking down at your hands, you're shocked to see that there's little indents on the iron skin. "Just how durable are you?"

"I am the ultimate defense." Kimimaro replies, his transformation finished. His skin is darker, and he has many more bones protruding from his back now, and they look incredibly sharp. "You put up a good effort, more than most. I can see why Lord Orochimaru would have wanted your body. It's a shame you're already corrupted from the inside, it would've been a grand honor."

"I am not corrup-...what are you doing?" You ask, eyes widening as Kimimaro begins to pull out his spine in front of you. "That's supposed to stay on the inside!"

He whips the rest of his spine out, still covered in...bodily juices. Euck. He thin points it at you. "Everything you've been doing up till now will no longer work Hikigaya. You simply lack the strength to beat me."

You blink. "I...lack strength?" You say, clenching your fists. "Is that so." You say through gritted teeth.

>A. Full force punch him in the face.
>B. Fire ball Jutsu!
>C. Iron Clones
>D. Storm Shroud(You only get one use of this)
>E. Iron Chain
>F. Write-in
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>>2339528
>>E. Iron Chain
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>>2339528
>>C. Iron Clones
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>>2339517

You do a great work summarizing the mindset of the punch autists anon

>>2339528

>F. Use our first set of hands to perform the hand seals for phoenix flower, make sure Kimimaro can't get in good footing for us and keeping a good distance away from that bone whip of his.
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>>2339528

Supporting>>2339548
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>>2339550

I'll just go with supporting this, mine and his are basically the same anyway
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>>2339528
>>2339548
+1
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>>2339550
>>2339554
>>2339557
Luckily I still got this suggestion up on my screen.
>F. Use fire release to get a handle of the field. Pepper him with fire so we can slowly drain him and use the heated air to form rain clouds. All the time just dodge and try to keep him at bay using your speed and your fire once the field is ready and start rainning we finish with Storm Shroud.

Now then, instead of just activating Storm Shroud in the same post, I'll ask ya'll at the end of the next update, cool? That way you don't get mad that we wasted it if we get a 1.

Roll me some 1d100's
DC for this is 82
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2339568
Cool thanks boss
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>>2339568
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>>2339568

Oh boy
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>>2339568
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>>2339590
Oh come on!!
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Failed.

No surprise there, this is Level 2 Kimimaro we're talking about. Not even Gaara and Lee combined were enough to stop him.

Writing.
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>>2339590

This is some bullshit here

>>2339595

Hm, maybe we should call Tesh in for an assist. Or we take a note from Naruto and use the mighty Guilt Trip/Talk no jutsu on him. We can save him from ninja cancer
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>>2339603
Nah Kimimaro isn't one of those to be redeemed. This is a good thing makes it hard for us so Hiki and us get a good dose of there is bigger and stronger things out there.

Also it was about time for us to start using more of our gear/skills.
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>>2339616

Just giving options, also I've now realized a sad truth.

Hiki is now currently more autistic than Gaara
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Play it smart, going in there with punches and kicks might make you feel better, but it's obvious that Kimimaro just has the advantage on you when it comes to close range combat. For now at least. You leap back, using those second set of hands on your back to help you stack jutsu's. "Fire Pellet Jutsu!" You shout, multiple fire bullets shooting from your mouth and hands.

Kimimaro is already moving, the fire peppering his body but he barely seems to notice it. You feel your feet connect with a tree trunk, and use your muscles to jump off and speed out of his way. That was a good thing too, as you see Kimimaro whip around, the newly created tail of his slice through the thick tree trunk with ease, causing it to crash to the forest floor below.

"This isn't working." You grunt, firing off more fire pellets as you try to evade. "Tesshin, I need help."

"Come on, give me a break here kid." Tesshin says, popping his head out for a second. "As you are right now, this guy's way out of your league."

"I know, just tell me what I need to do to-"

"No, shut up and listen." Tesshin says, cutting you off. "There is nothing you can do against this guy. He's stronger, he's more durable, and he can even get past the Tekkotsu." Tesshin looks right at you. "What you need to do right now, is run."

"I can't just turn around and leave!" You shout, taking your eyes off of Kimimaro to glare at Tesshin. In that second Kimimaro is upon you, his tail shooting out and piercing your right shoulder where Tesshin just was. You cry out in pain as your slammed into a tree, pinned there by Kimimaro's strength.

"Who were you talking to just now?" Kimimaro asks, using his tail to drag you upward, the tree behind you breaking apart. "I know i heard another voice.

"Hi." Tesshin says, appearing on your other shoulder suddenly. Kimimaro blinks in surprise, jumping back and pulling his tail out of your body. "Hiki, run! You don't have any other fucking choice here." He cries out, you wince as you realize your entire right arm is useless right now.

>A. "I...I can still fight!" Storm Shroud.
>B. Run.
>C. Write-in
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>>2339625
Hopefully a sound beating (ah!) will take some of it out of his system.
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>>2339631
>C. Write-in
>If I run, then he would just catch up to Gaara, Hinata and Naruto. Everyone else had to delay their opponent, and now I do too.
Now somebody come up with a good plan.
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>>2339631
>C. Use our Tekkotsu to coat our bones into iron and closing our damaged skin with it.

Then

>A
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>>2339631

>C. If I run then he'll just go after my friends in kill them Tesshin, I can't just let that happen. So stop telling me to run and give me something to beat him, please. As a FRIEND
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I just realized that Hiki is about to have the same fate as Lee had against Gaara. How fitting.
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>>2339652
seconding
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>>2339661
second
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>>2339652

Moon can my write in fit in with this anon's?
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So refusal to run then huh? Not that great of an idea.

Storm Shroud?
>A. Yay
>B. Nay.
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>>2339678
>>A. Yay
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>>2339678
>A. Yay
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>>2339631
B
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>>2339429
>B. Attack him before he can transform. It hurts you as a warrior to do so, but the mission is more important.
>D. "Gaara, would you mind going after Hinata and Naruto?"
>E. Try to not be a bit disappointed you don't get to ride Gaara's flying sand carpet.
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>>2339694
uhhhhhh
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>>2339678

>C. Ask Tesshin to give us some of his power to fight

We have a goddamn god in us, ask him for some of his power guys. Storm Shroud won't cut it here, gotta pull out all the stops
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>>2339678
>A
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A it is.
1d100
DC 93
Don't get a YOU-KNOW-WHAT here.
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>>2339697
Thare ain't no C option Chaos. Besides it would be fitting for a Tetsu to die because a Hyuuga became a filthy traitor.
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>>2339708

Oh no

>>2339714

Doesn't mean a write-in should be shot down, and that sounds stupid man
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>>2339708
>YOU-KNOW-WHAT
69?
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>>2339708
jesus christ
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This isn't going to be pretty. But at least you didn't crit-fail. But still....pic related.
Writing.
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>>2339717
It happend to Himi's parents it only fitting it happens to him to.
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>>2339722
So we got Lee levels of injury? Cool.
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>>2339724
>>2339725

You're sounding stupid here anon, fuck this "It's only fitting" bullshit here. It's stupid
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>>2339728
I never said to be a smart man Chaos. Besides do you actually want to run? Because i'm out of ideas. At least we will delay Kimimaro and hopefuly his disease will kill him before he can reach Gaara and the others.
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>>2339733

The way you're putting it having Hiki die here is something that was going to happen and you're fine with it because it's "fitting".

But oh well, this is a wake up call for all of us and Hiki
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>>2339749
Wait die? Dude don't be a fool Sasuke and Lee are right behind us and Gaara couldn't possibly leave without his sinblings we will be heavily damaged for sure but i doubt we would die.
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>>2339722
Here is the roll you needed lmao
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>>2339749
Aren't the Tetsu's supposed to be like Konoha's tanks or whatever?
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>>2339765

> Besides it would be fitting for a Tetsu to die because a Hyuga became a filthy traitor.

Your words here, not mine

>>2339772

This is the bullshit of Kimimaro here in his second level of cursed seal. So we were kinda shit here
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"I'm not running," You say, gritting your teeth as you force yourself to stand up. "If I do he'll just go after Hinata and Naruto, and Gaara, and I'm not letting that happen Tesshin."

"Tch," Tesshin shakes his head, already retreating back into your shoulder. "Fine, try not to get yourself killed at least kid."

"I..." You stare at Kimimaro, who's preparing some sort of long, cone shaped bone weapon on his left hand. "I don't think I'll have much choice." You steady yourself, and activate your Storm Shroud. Lightning chakra courses through your veins, crackling over your iron skin as you stare at your enemy. You've got one good arm left, and all you need is one good strike to the chin, make his brain bounce around inside that thick skull of his. You know you can do it.

"Are you prepared for the end Hikigaya?" Kimimaro asks you, crouching down low as his tail whips back and forth behind him.

"I'm ready for whatever comes next." You say, crouching down yourself. Neither of you move, just staring at one another. Then you move. You like lightning, and Kimimaro like thunder. "I can do this, I know I can!" You think to yourself, rushing forward at speeds you didn't even know were possible. Kimimaro throws out his left hand, that deadly looking spiral of a weapon heading right to wards you. You dodge it! You did it! You bring your hand forward, ready to knock him right in the chin and put an end to this fight!

But...but then he moves his head, your fist missing him, and instead colliding right with Kimimaro's other fist.

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" The pain you feel is horrible, it's excruciating! You watch as the very skin of your left fist shatters, revealing muscle and tendons. You can't even hold your Storm Shroud or your Tekkotsu anymore, both of them falling away and revealing the thirteen year old boy underneath as you fall hard against a tree branch, crashing through it before slamming into the forest floor below. You try to stand, but the pain is just...it's too much.

You hear a thud as Kimimaro lands behind you you, his footsteps getting closer. "It was a solid plan, if it had worked you would've most likely beaten me." He pauses, and you can hear the smirk on his face. "But it didn't. Goodye Hikiga-..."

You blink, your surroundings becoming hazier and your body cold. Is this it? Is this death? You feel small arms wrap themselves around you, pulling you. "It's okay Hiki," The voice says, soft and familiar. "We've got you." Angels?

You turn your head, looking through the hazy, cold fog around you, at the silhouette standing between you and Kimimaro as these hands pull you away. "Hey asshole," The second voice says, this one familiar too. "That's our friend your fuckin' with."

Even the strong need friends!
>END
>Hope you all enjoyed
>Any questions?
>Will Hiki learn ANYTHING from this encounter?
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>>2339783

>Sasu
>Friend

Sure

>Will Hiki learn ANYTHING from this encounter?

That depends on the anons, have WE leanred anything here guys?
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>>2339799
I've learned that I think you're a tool
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>>2339783
Damn, now they can all die together.
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>>2339809
>Doubting the power of Team Ko and Co.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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>>2339807

You mind explaining the reasoning?
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>>2339783
>Will Hiki learn ANYTHING from this encounter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSK6NOF2jT4
We haven't lost until we're dead.

>>2339799
That you're pretty full of yourself and need to learn to shut up. Sometimes you get so sanctimonious going on about "anons are so stupid and I'm so smart, just shut up and do what I say" it makes me want to try to do something as stupid as possible to spite you. Honestly I think you're a major problem as to why nobody's bothered really trying something new, since you act like such a douche.
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>>2339799
>have WE learned anything here guys?

Yes. Doesn't matter how strong you are alone you are only real string when you fight with your friends.


And also sometimes it's better to run but only when there isn't another friend in danger.
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>>2339825

Well, I know what I'm going to go do now then
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>>2339813
I thought that was because you touch yourself at night.
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>>2339825
Jesus calm down buddy.
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>>2339826
>String

i meant strong fuck!
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>>2339813
>Sasu tries to cut Kimimaro
>Nothing because armor no-sells swords, Hiki's autism strength would be much more effective
>Ooh, I'll stab him!
>Nope, you're using a katana
Maybe Kori can freeze him or something, I dunno.

>>2339843
Somebody had to tell him and I figured giving warning about my plan to spite him would make it moderately douchey instead of totally douchey.
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>>2339833
I'm just surprised that after Moon jad said that Sasu and Kori were comming to rescue the sods that got fucked against the sound.

Or did you expected to come out of it as the migthy powerfull Hikigaya? I mean being saved by your friends it's fitting.
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>>2339850
Are you retard? Sasu has wind release and his sword was made out of the first wood release. Kori can cover for him using mist and water clones and Hiki can use the iron witches and support from the back using iron release.
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>>2339850
>Somebody had to tell him and I figured giving warning about my plan to spite him would make it moderately douchey instead of totally douchey.
Literally everyone here is an adult, you can choose not to listen to someone's ideas if you don't want to. But saying you're going to make stupid decisions just to spite someone is entirely on you man, and that's a dick thing to do.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Archive is up.
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>>2339859
>wind release and his sword was made out of the first wood release
So? A sword's a sword, if he could take Hiki's off-the-scales punches without flinching, a sword isn't going to do shit to his armored skin. He can't hurt him with it.

>>2339861
I don't listen to his ideas, but at some point, I'm not going to be able to take his "you're all retarded and I'm smart" shit any more. He's been doing it for what, 10 threads now? At least half the quest, certainly.
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>>2339876
Sword can cut him actually. You know, because it's the bullshit wood from the First's bullshit wood?

Also seriously man, I think you just have a hate boner for Chaos.
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>>2339896
Yaayyy, ninja magic. Fun.

And no, I don't. I just got tired of his attitude recently and him trying to talk like everyone else here's a preschool child rustled my jimmies. I'm planning on mostly ignoring him if he stops.

Or are you trying to say he didn't act like an asshole?
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>>2339928
I'm saying you're acting more like an asshole right now.
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>>2339964
Somebody had to tell him his attitude and the way he talked to other people was shit. If that makes me an asshole, sorry.
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>>2339973
That doesn't make you an asshole, what makes you an asshole is that you straight up said you were going to start voting for stupid options just to spite him. You two aren't the only fucking people in this quest, so you were willing to fuck things up for everybody else just because one other player got on your nerves.

Asshole.
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>>2339964
Just ignore the troll moon it will be better for your sanity. After what he said about the wind release not working i stopped taking this guy seriously.
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>>2340003
It just....it just bothers the shit out of me that people do shit like this. Why? What's the fucking point.
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>>2340015
In my opinion? Mostly for attention or maybe he has a special hate boner for chaos? Whatever the reason is letting this bother you will only make you feel worst so...why bother?
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>>2339997
I said that to show how annoying he was. I said he made me want to, not that I would for sure. I guess the plan part implied it was actually going to happen. Sorry then.

>>2340003
Explain how it would then. Sasu's not particularly great at ninjutsu. I don't see how it'd be any more effective than retard strength.
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>>2340031
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vv3MT6QYO7E
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>>2340031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF24n8s9Qlw

Not to mention the fact that blunt attacks are different from attacking shit with a blade.
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>>2340045
So... the explanation's ninja magic then? If his skin's... ninja steel skin or whatever it'd be called, it should be better at resisting cuts than blunt force trauma, that's just how metal works. I'm just assuming his skin is as hard as metal, since he wasn't hurt by Hiki's punches at all. Is it different or something?

>>2340064
No fair Moon! You could cut steel with piss if you made it move fast enough.

>Not to mention the fact that blunt attacks are different from attacking shit with a blade
And that's what I'm trying to say. Blunt force attacks should be much better against armor skin stuff than cutting it with a blade. At least some of the force would transfer to the squishy stuff that isn't hard and hurt organs and such. Why would it be the other way around?
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>>2340102

It's time to stop man
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>QM defends his pet tripfags
That's not a wise thing to do, even if anon's being a big meany asshole bully.
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>>2340107
No, I want a reason for this. If it's ninja magic, sure, whatever. They're talking like a sword should be better than blunt force like it's obvious, but I don't see how it is.
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>>2340112
For fucks sake man, it's Wind Release stacked on top of the fucking 1st's magical wood bullshit. This is the stuff used to hold back Bijuu and shit.

Also, you wanna' know why blunt force isn't going to work here? Slap your arm, then punch it, then take a pencil and use the same amount of force from either and stab it straight down.

You won't do that last one though, will you? Because you know it'll break the skin. One concentrated point of force does more damage than something spread out.
>>2340111
That's it, no more fishnet tiddies for you!
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>>2340121
>That's it, no more fishnet tiddies for you!
That's okay, I wasn't even on board for Anko in the first place.

And Part I Hinata is just as cute as Part II Hinata.

What's your point?
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>>2340121
>Wind Release stacked on top of the fucking 1st's magical wood bullshit
That sounds like something only Hashirama + Hiruzen/Madara could do.
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>>2340121
So Kimimaro's skin isn't actually harder then? I was assuming that was the reason why he was so tough. Thanks for giving me an answer. Sorry for the confusion, I guess I wasn't being clear.

I don't know how to type this without sounding like an salty asshole so sorry I sound like a salty asshole.
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>>2340134
Kimimaro's skin wasn't the hard part in canon, it was his bones.

When he's fighting Gaara his skin is blown off at some points.
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>>2340134
It's...it's fine.

I fuck up making options available to you all that would make sense to choose anyways.

There should've been an option to vote for drill bits onto your fists, or like make a spear or blades or something.

I didn't, it's my fault.
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>>2340145
>drill bits onto your fists
We have to save that trick for the Spiral King though.
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>>2340145
Nah I don't blame you moon, anons just over rely on options over thought and write ins. This isn't against other anon either, I can be the same way at times. Maybe going back to open write ins with the jutsu paste bin there would be a good idea. The best stuff in this quest was definitely when we were being creative.
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>>2340138
Oh, alright. I guess I should've gone to the wiki. I knew he was all about bones, but after punching him dented Hiki's hand, I figured the curse seal also made his skin super hard.
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>>2340145
Maybe once in a while you can just add >write in as the only option to get anon's to stop and think a bit instead of rushing to vote for whatever option they think is coolest at the moment.
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>>2340374
Did that for like, the first 15 or 16 threads actually.
It was nothing but "What do you do?"
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>>2340396
Then start doing it again, but for more major decisions like fighting someone super strong and not for minor shit like Sinchu going shoping.

Or you can bring together write-in's from anons into a post and have them vote on that.
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>>2340396
Don't start that again,
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>>2341282
I'm not saying he should do it for every single post, just when in a combat scene and the options are basically;

>Punch
>More punch
>Punch with feet
>Pocket sand
>Write in

He should just go with;

>Write in
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Hey guys, the write-in option is always available. Just make a good enough suggestion and people will vote on it.
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>>2341508
Great advice Moonman.
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>>2339825
>>2340185
You, Your shit is Dumb.

Love Weaver.
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>>2339825
>>2340185
You
>>2344447
What he said
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>>2344447
>>2344489
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>2344447
>Said the absolute worst QM in all of questing
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>>2344721
Opinion is a fun thing.

You're entitled to have a wrong one.
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>>2344733
>Couldn't even get a DB quest right despite having an established following
>Not worse than SOMNIUS or Arthrus
Holy shit, this is mental illness-tier delusion right here.
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>>2344777

>Implying that we need more DB quests
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>>2344777
I left it up to a poll of people believe it or not. In fact I still have all of my notes saved when I have a lull in tide that people might enjoy it more than they had seemed to.

I don't know if you understand this concept of supply and demand but one of the uniquely interesting things I can do with /qst/ is track the people who vote, who care about it and reply. I can do all this wonderful metadata and figure out what people like and what people don't like.

If you believe Caff was a quest I should really do and you're passionate about it, good on you.

But you're one person compared to seventy or eighty people who I know participate in other works of mine. You're a minority and in what I do sometimes it's more important to cater to the most people than cater to the one with a toxic negative response.

It doesn't make me a bad QM, if anything you yourself have just pointed out I have a good quest. You've just got a stick up your ass.




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