>>2310591

"They're loan sharks or something?" I ask, trying to smack her into the wall with my tail because why not at least try to get her to buzz off "And now that you told me that, I'd try to be best friends with them just to spite you and"

"Oh come on! just be a little fun for once you lizard in the mud" She hisses

What do I do?
[] try to swat her out of the air 1d100
[] Try and catch her 1d20+finesse
[] just ignore her and rush for the bathroom
[] Tell, and then roar at her to fuck off!
[] show her my own magic, and try to tie her up with those roses next to her 1d20+magic
[] Humor her, and go along on the off chance it'll get her to leave me alone
[] Waaaait, what day is it?
[] write in

>>2310593
> roar at her to fuck off

> walk past her and murder a bathroom

Evening HM, glad you're feeling better

>>2310593
>[] just ignore her and rush for the bathroom

Running on Valentine's day, HM you madman

>>2310611
Not like I'm doing anything this day ahaha.

>>2310620
Sorry to hear that HM, we'll try to keep you company

>>2310593
>[] just ignore her and rush for the bathroom
Eventually
>[] Humor her, and go along on the off chance it'll get her to leave me alone

You can deny this future. But its coming one way or another.

>>2310620
Well at least my plans are staying in and making a nice dinner for me and my Fiancée, so I will benin and out through the evening
I-I'm sure you'll find someone HM

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2310593
>[] Try to swat her out of the air

>>2310593
[X] just ignore her and rush for the bathroom

>>2310593
[X] just ignore her and rush for the bathroom

Alright, writing.

>>2310642
Someday, not in any real rush after all

Yeah no, no. Just no. I am not ready to deal with this shit right now. my poor stomach, it feels like its trying to digest itself. I'm getting lightheaded from it! Am I crying? does my tummy hurt that much?! I don't need this right now, I can beat up or pulp puck later. I need to get all this food out of me before I pop! or pass out. Why did I have to try and out eat Pam?! even before she became a fuck off huge snake she ate like a cow! God please, I know I'm not religious or anything and am probably going to hell if I don't end up somewhere else first, but just get this over with! help me! I don't wanna feel like this anymore! My stomach is trying to kill while its on fire!

"Fuck fuck fuuuuck" I groan, stumbling towards the bathroom door. I can see it, glimmering like polished silver and all nice and fancy and it might just be a door but I swear it looks divine with what I'm going through

"Oh come on? not even going to take a swing? is it that bad?" Puck yells, sounding like she's a mile a way as I try to run to the bathroom without throwing up all over these nice carpets. Not that I'd give a shit, but Pam would be devastated and I don't want to embarrass her THAT much

roll 1d20+will

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2310691

>>2310691
Do we really we need a will roll for this? We are really messed up in the head then.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2310691

>>2310696
We ate a metric fuck ton of food, that'll fuck anyone up, even a dragon

>>2310696
its more to resist the urge to vomit long enough to get to the bathroom, not to not vomit to not ruin pams day.

less being a dick, and more actually struggling to keep it down

>>2310703
So sad I can't do lewd omakes here. Although food with lust potion would be a tad too mean; then again completely in character for Puck.

>>2310713
Oh the thing that we could get up to if this were a red board, I would have loved to see it if only for a moment

>>2310713
And nothing's stopping you from writing them in Pastebin or something and linking them here

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2310691

>>2310718
Nah is not the same. And unlike regular omakes lewd ones take me hours. Then again I could do a SFW version were our bully dragin gets the urge to just give hugs and kisses to the girls she likes... or to just any monster girl she finds atractive.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2310691

>>2310728
Fair enough, but just know that any omake you can write is very much appreciated (especially the lewd ones if you ever get inspired)

16+2 = success
-
Its a good thing there's nothing and no one in my way, Or I might've done just that. My stomach gurgles ominously as my mind empties of anything besides just getting past that beautiful, beautiful door. I can deal with ruining the bathroom's floor. I can deal with missing the bowl there and even getting it on my hair and scales. But dammit I am trying to a better person and its someone job to clean up in there. BUT I KNOW that they'd never be able to clean these carpets. they'd be ruined, and even I'm not a bad enough girl to want to do that to someone, especially when I'm out with my big sister. I want to spend more time with her, not scare her away dammit. Holding my stomach and my mouth, I curl my tail around myself for a bit more comfort as a horrible thought breaks through the haze of pain, nausea and anger.

What if I can't make it? I don't let the panic get to me and just close my eyes since I am not a quitter, and thinking about it will just make me throw up quicker. No I am determined, I can do this. Come on may, if you do this you can reward and indulge as much as you want, lay down in a nice bed of coals with some shitty kaiju girl moving playing to lull you to sleep! hell I bet Yvvy would loooove to feed me some roots if I'm feeling....no she wouldn't, since she'd know it'd be a bad idea.

Shaking my head to get it clear and focused again, I slam my shoulder into the door, turning the handle with the tip of my tail as I open my eyes. nearly blinded by the lights I rush to the open stall and slam it shut behind me, as the smell of lemons and cranberry smelling soap overwhelms me.

Its a good thing the door got stuck on its own, because I can't hold it in any more.

Falling to my knees, I struggle to get all that's inside of me out, gagging as it gets stuck on my throat. I really should've drank more water and ate less bread. Whimpering, dry heaving I feel it coming back again.
-

head is hot. eyes burn. stomach empty, can't walk straight. Wanna take a shower and go to bed, throat sore and burning. Fangs feel like someone sanded them. I think some got in my noses. Glancing in the mirror, I see that I look like a car hit me, and my hair is stringing and messier than usual while my eyes just look dead.

Oh yeah, the door wasn't broken either. That's nice. I put my hands on the marble sink top and turn the water to cold. Cause I need a drink, and a splash of water in my face.

"May?" Pam asks at the door "Are you alright? do...do I need to call someone to pick you or get you anything"

"Done dying dragon?" Puck asks, sitting on the paper towel dispenser thingy magig

I groan again

What do I say?
[] yeah, I need a hug
[] Just help me get back to the inn
[] *whispered* What do you want, just fuck off already
[] Something cold and sweet would be nice
[] Deaaaaaath
[] *whispered* Tell them to come back later or something, or they'll get you pressed in a book
[] Did it sound that bad?
[]write in

>>2310747
> something sweet and cold and I'll be mostly fine

> fuck I'm never doing that again, let's pay and get out of here, I need air

> completely and utterly ignore Puck

>>2310747
>[] yeah, I need a hug
>[] Just help me get back to the inn
>[] Did it sound that bad?

>>2310747
>[] yeah, I need a hug
>[] Just help me get back to the inn
>[] Did it sound that bad?

>>2310747
>[] Something cold and sweet would be nice
>[] Deaaaaaath
>[] *whispered* Tell them to come back later or something, or they'll get you pressed in a book
>[] Did it sound that bad?

>>2310747
[X] Deaaaaaath

"I... I wanna go home now."

>>2310770
>[] Deaaaaaath

>>2310747
Omake: Hugs

The food was great but so damn filling, I shouldn't have ordered from the same take out place my sister does, or at least order as much as she does, I could barely finish a third of it, the rest is on the fridge for... later, much much later.

And I feel... happy I guess? A dragon with a full stomach is a happy dragon.

Ding dong!

Since when the fuck I have a doorbell? Maybe Yvy put it.

As I open the door I see Jessie, stare at those huge mamaries of her, lick my lips and... hug her? What the fuck?

"Hi May... so... are you happy to see me I guess?" Jess seems a tad weirded out by the hug, I bluss and just let her in, then close the door.

Ding Dong!

Really were did that doorbell come from?

I open the door and is... Rowen, did she was her fur or something? She looks more... attractive today.

I pick her up and give her a kiss, she protests of course, but her face also gets red as a tomato.

Then I get her inside and close the door.

Ding Dong!

Oh come on! What's this? A damn party?

I open the door and find... the cat girl that's kind of my minion, what's her name again.

I pick her up give her a hug and gush about how cute she is and now everyone is looking at me weird.

"May are you okay?" Jess asks me and once more I am distracted by... by her mamaries, what's going on?

Then a piece of paper appears floating in front of me.

"Having fun? PD: Your friend Puck." I read out loud.

Oh that bitch! I want to... hug and kiss her.

AHHH!

PD: Yes this is the SFW version.

"DEEEEAAaaaaaaaaaaaath" I groan, washing my face with the ice cold water, trying to get the taste of vomit out of my mouth and making sure there isn't any of it stuck to my face or on my scales somehow. Well, actually its mostly so I can feel just a little clean again, because after that I feel like I need a nice long bath. And a thorough scale scrubbing to be sure they're still clean.

"Yeah I guessed it was that bad.....well if you can think of anything else just tell me I....I might be a little stuck here" Pam says, trying to make me laugh. Though I don't doubt she could get stuck in that hallway with all the tacky bullshit they put in it "I could ask for some water or gelato if you'd think it'd help"

"Does it sound like it'd help?" I ask, ignoring puck as she just stares at me. Glad to see she finally grew a self preservation instinct, because I am in no mood for her "pranking" bullshit "I don't think I can keep anything down after that"

"Not even ginger roots or chocolate?" She asks, sounding like she's just outside of the door now

"No.....again, does it sound like I want anything that even looks like food right now" I reply, turning away from the swirling water in the sink, trying to smile as Puck stands up and walks to the otherside of the counter, huffing and shaking her head as she goes like I'm being rude or something

"Noooo, it sounded like you were...well it sounded like you were dying to me, but it kind of....well it sounded like those bad roars those actresses of those movies you like made, except mixed with a sick lion and metal grinder" She says as I hear puck giggling to my right again, and I resist the urge to smack her away, but only barely "Or you know, a dying old man screaming for his pills. its kind of indescribable really. Pretty sure a few diners and maybe a cook ran out in a panic....actually I'm pretty sure quite a few did"

"Dragon's roar" puck says, getting my attention
"What? its what's it is? the dying screams of nidhoggr right?"

"Don't make me think of that" I hiss, waving her away as I go to wash my hands and the scales on them a bit "And was it really that bad?"

"yeah" pam says bluntly, trailing off.

"Dammit" I grumble angrily

What do I do?
[] pay the bill and leave
[] go back to the inn
[] apologize to pam
[] ask if she wants to watch some old kaiju movies with me and yvvy
[] Ask puck who exactly wants me, since she's not being a complete bitch today
[]Be over dramatic about this
[] demonstrate a real roar to puck, since she brought it up
[] write in

>>2310850
>[] pay the bill and leave
>[] go back to the inn
>[] apologize to pam
>[] Ask puck who exactly wants me, since she's not being a complete bitch today

>>2310850
>[] pay the bill and leave
>[] go back to the inn
>[] apologize to pam
>[] ask if she wants to watch some old kaiju movies with me and yvvy

>>2310850
>[] pay the bill and leave
>[] go back to the inn
>[] apologize to pam
>[] Ask puck who exactly wants me, since she's not being a complete bitch today

"Alright" I say quietly, turning the faucet as high as it'll go so Pam won't over hear me and worry about me for no real reason "So who exactly wants to see me? and can they fucking wait?"

"Probably, they just said get you to them and shook the jar I was in" Puck says angrily, shaking her head "So since you wouldn't listen to me anyways I just decided to"

"to try and use me like a bomb" I say dully, leaning down closer to her "But who the hell are they?"

"Yeah and I'm not being a pestering fly because you're....madder than you were last time" She says as I just shake my head "Well you're....right right, moving on. Listen big girl, they're the opposite of people like me! who embrace their old roles, the opposite of those dull idiots who think we're all doomed to end up the same way. You know those kill joys?"

"I've met a few and had drinks with them when they realized I didn't....well when we buried the hatchet" I say bluntly, smacking my tail into the ground "So what? they deny that we're badass legends or?"

"Some do?" She says shrugging "its not exactly a....they all think different things, point is they deny "destiny" and they saw you were not being a complete monster despite....well"

"You and that draconic bitch" I growl "and those...so what, do they think I'd be buddy buddy with them or like their kool aid?"

"Dunno, they just wanted to talk to you" She says "and they hate me because"

"you're using your legend as an excuse?" I ask as she glares at me "is what they think"

She gasps and nods, smiling again


"So its them bribing you with freedom so I'd show up at their seminar? why should I care about people acting against their nature like....well me kind of" I say shaking my head "Like are they idiots who try to say they weren't who they used to be or are they just....you know not a bunch of grim fuckers who think the world is going to end and we're gonna die, bla bla"

"As I said, it depnds and they're....well they've been getting violent with the other group recently, mostly just shouting matches but....well apparently some of the others are trying to force them into their destiny and" She says continues on before pam knocks on the door

"Oh I'll be right out, my wallet is on the table, I'll pay for it since I kind of ruined this lunch for you" I say softly as I can "just...I'm sorry about that, and for holding you up in here. I'm just...just going to need a few more seconds to clean up"

"oh I was just making sure you were alright. and don't say sorry, I'm just upset you made yourself sick is all, lil may may" she says teasingly as I look back to puck and nod

"Its a big mess that's boiling over right now since they've been trying to convince big legends like you or the swamp midget to pick a side, even if nothing has happened yet" She sighs "and they can't accept some people just don't give a single"

"fuck right?" I cackle "Well this is all fascinating I do just want to go home and cuddle up next to my big girlfriend"
cont

>>2310914

"Well I want to rant more, so should I just tell them you said later?" Puck says as I smile

"Well aren't we just so diplomatic today" I laugh "Usually we'd be trying to kill"

"You would, all I've done is joke and get revenge" She huffs, crossing her arms

"try to" I say bluntly as I shake my hands dry

What do I do?
[] listen to her a bit, this shit is fascinating
[] So why should I care?
[] Eh, tell them to leave me the fuck alone.
[] Just go back to the inn and nap
[] Movie night!
[] Actually pam I would like a gelato!
[]flick puck away so she doesn't get it in her head we're friends or anything
[] write in

>>2310927
>[] listen to her a bit, this shit is fascinating
>[] So why should I care?
>[] Just go back to the inn and nap
>[] Movie night!

>>2310927
>[] Eh, tell them to leave me the fuck alone.
>[] Actually pam I would like a gelato!

>>2310927
>[] So why should I care?
>[] Just go back to the inn and nap

>>2310927
>[] listen to her a bit, this shit is fascinating
>[] So why should I care?
>[] Just go back to the inn and nap
>[] Movie night

*Well, Puss In Boots main goal is to keep monster girls alive and the island from getting nuked. She uses her legend because is convenient. She is a kingmaker and that makes her able to manipulate things and people. But if her legend was different she might reject it. When you are working most if the time to keep monster island stable you give a fuck about if what you are doing is right or not. And she doesn't want Fenrir to "follow her destiny" not does Fenrir. Heck poor Fenrir has to wear those magic chains and keep under watch because otherwise they would have to kill her due to how her getting out of control means nukes being dropped at Fenrir location due to how dangerous she is.*

>>2310927
>[] listen to her a bit, this shit is fascinating
>[] So why should I care?
>[] Just go back to the inn and nap
>[] Movie night

>>2310927
> listen for a bit

> why should I care

> go home

> movie night

"So why should I care?" I ask, running my black tongue over my teeth as I lean back and stuff my hands into my coat's pockets with a predatory grin "I mean I'ma listen anyways because this is actually fascinating, but tell me why"

"I don't know why'd you care about them but this is a problem" She groans "Like seriously why can't they be like you and....well I'd say me but we both know how that'd turn out"

I just nod, it would be a bad idea for her to try and get on my good side so soon after being....well puck "So they don't like some of us are staying greying"

"it must be annoying to them, not choosing your old or new life or not caring about destiny like both of the sides do. Its confusing and kind of sad" She sighs shaking her head "And don't get me started on the "new" legends. Like, sure it may sound like they're just two gangs but....well while the two"

"They're fractured?" I interrupt "or like is it just a bunch of bickering idiots?

"the latter, but as I was saying, while the two groups aren't really groups they don't like the other....group" She says making a bunch of weird looking hand motions "Like some of the ones in the grim side as I call it are forcing themselves to act like who they were, some are just embracing it, others are just waiting around for their end. Depressing as I said, but on the other hand, the ones who are denying it are doing everything they can to avoid their fate even if it wasn't so bad. Like, seriously they're both"

"Have cunts working inside them?" I ask

"yeah, especially the ones trying to force their fates or force others to "Avoid" them. Like some of them are just normal girls who think one day they'll be forced to swallow a god's hand, others want to do it. And on the flip side" she rants, looking actually furious now

"Some just want to avoid the bullshit they went through last life, others want to rebel against it entirely?" I ask as she nods, deflating a bit and sitting down with a relieved sigh "And this is starting to build up to a fight or?"

"they think it is, or some of them do. I don't know. I like you don't care" She says, but I'm going to let that one comparison slide cause its true right now "Point is, its going to happen since one half is trying to march to their old fates or waiting for their great tragedy. Others are walking away and burning the strings so to speak. And there's all this swapping and depressing talk, girls are getting all....you know"

"yeah, I'd be pretty depressed if I thought I died the same way I did before" I say nodding "So its complicated then? some are acting extreme over this and others are just....well believing in one side of it, yeah?"

She just shrugs

"Real confusing" I grumble "Why can't they just blog about it like normal idiots?"

She shrugs again and groans "its a real headache"
cont

>>2311003

"Yeah it is, but I don't think fate is....well the latter group just sounds like....I don't know. Certainly don't think I stand on either side without knowing more or...well look History won't repeat but I don't think forcing yourself to....Errgh!!!" I groan and then roar

"Yeah! hard to tell isn't it" Puck hisses "you can see why I don't like these people? at least the ones who wanted you to talk with them"

"Like its definitely a subject for debate" I say with a shrug "Not sure what I'd do if forced to pick a side, so I.....yeah tell them to come talk to me themselves, and if they're the crazier side of the deniers, tell them to fuck off"

"Oh we're done talking then? no fire and roaring?" Puck asks mockingly as I walk out of the bedroom

"you were smart for once" I grunt as I begin to look for pam so she can take me home

And I can take a nap....after a movie or two. I'd love a movie night now.

"Now where is she?" I mumble to myself as I spot her giant a....tail near the front of the restaurant and grin, rushing up to meet her
-

Well?
[] Complain to yvvy about all this
[] Invite Pam to the movie night
[] invite rowen
[] Just take a nap first
[] try to cheer myself up with my girl
[]Set up the movie night and just laze on the couch
[] Tell Yvvy about my day
[] take a bath, a long bath
[] write in

Puck doesn't hate you as much as before

>>2311020
>[] invite rowen
>[] Tell Yvvy about my day
>[] take a bath, a long bath

>>2311020
>[] invite rowen
>[] Tell Yvvy about my day
>[] take a bath, a long bath
>[]Take Bath with Rowen and mini Yvvy

>>2311020
> long ass bath

> complain to Yvvy

> invite Rowan and Pam

>>2311020
>[] Tell Yvvy about my day
>[] take a bath, a long bath
>[] Invite Pam to the movie night
>[] invite rowen

"Hey rowen" I mumble, dully waving as I see her grumpily sitting on one of the couches in the lobby, bags under her eyes and two chopsticks holding her messy hair in place as she mumbles to herself like she's going to shoot up a school or something

"Hi May" She says, looking up and nearly falling off the back of the couch when she see my sister outside of the inn "Uh, what is she doing here?"

"Oh we're having a movie night and she got distracted by the alarunes or something" I say, shrugging as I look back to pam, as she tries her best not to flatten the gardens in front of the inn. Which is nice because I don't want the owner jumping down my throat again "Why scared of her?"

"no just....shocked" She says, sitting up again as she looks back down at her ink stained hands and sighs

"Hey, is something wrong?" I ask as she looks up at me and grins angrily

"Oh nothing" She says through her clenched, coffee stained teeth "just that my article this week got denied for being "caustic"

"What, did you ask me to help write it?" I joke, shoving her shoulder as she sighs and shrugs

"Couldn't tell you" She says crossing her arms "But now I have nothing to do, but wallow in my misery and spite"

"Well want to watch some kaiju movies with me, yvvy and my sister? pretend you're smashing the newspaper that pissed you off?" I ask, leaning over her shoulder before I lean back up as she turns back around with a little smirk on her face

"You know what? I will, better to spend some time with my only two friends than just making myself madder.....any idea of what ones we'll be watching?" She asks excitedly as I smile and laugh, yeah me and her didn't have many friends before we got here. Did we?

"No idea, going to pick at random and....don't come rushing over just yet" I say happily as I head down towards the glass hallway leading to my wonderful little palace "Going to take a bath and complain about my own day to yvette for awhile....be sure to tell pam what I'm doing"

"your sister? Sure just....remember about us" Rowen says, narrowing her eyes at me as I just chuckle and reach for the closed doors handle.
-

"So why did you try to out eat a lamia? even normal sized ones can eat like....a ton" Yvette asks, running her hands through my hair as I lay at the edge of the bath, looking up at her "Also I'm sorry you had to run into puck of all people again but....good on you for not escalating the situation like she seemed to be trying to do"

"Eh, I just wanted to throw up at that point" I say, shuddering as Yvette hums to herself and grooms my horns with a piece of sand paper "not so rough, you're pushing my head down again!"

"oh sorry, just distracted" She giggles "Sorry, its just that I'm used to you sitting up when I do this"

"yeah but I wanna lay down right now" I pout as she shakes her head

"Well then just stay laying down" She says gently "you had a rough day, even if it was mostly your fault that caused it"
cont

>>2311121

"the menu lied!" I yell as she grabs onto one of my bigger horns

"Suuuure, you wanted to pig out but had eyes bigger than your stomach"She says dully "What am I going to do if you become chubby? I don't think I'd be able to treat you like anything besides a big cat or teddy bear if you do become a tubby dragon may. Not to be rude but....well I know I couldn't help it"

What do I say
[] don't tease me
[] Well *use my magic on her* what about yourself huh? you're a little chubby now to
[] Well, I wouldn't care. you spoil me as I am already
[]so what movies you want to watch first
[] you say it like its a punishment
[] Sh...shut up!
[] ow ow, be careful with that sandpaper
[] yeah but even if I became a round dragon I could still do this *pull her into the bath* 1d20+might
[] write in

>>2311134
>[] Well, I wouldn't care. you spoil me as I am already
>[]so what movies you want to watch first
>[] you say it like its a punishment
>[] Sh...shut up!
>[] ow ow, be careful with that sandpaper

>>2311134
>[] Well, I wouldn't care. you spoil me as I am already
>[]so what movies you want to watch first
>[] you say it like its a punishment
>[] ow ow, be careful with that sandpaper

>>2311159
This

"You say it like its a punishment" I giggle as Yvette gives me and odd look, and then smirks as she goes back to gently filing my horns down a bit more "I mean I wouldn't care since you spoil me already"

"So you wouldn't mind if I just pampered you like that? to the point of being a useless little dragon" She asks, teasingly

"Honestly so long as you don't try to fatten me up I'm fine, I just want all the bullshit I've been in to leave me alone for awhile" I sigh as she shakes her head and clicks her tongue

"Oh you'd get bored of being treated like a princess fast May, I know you" She giggles, running her hands down my hair again "You'd rush back to fighting someone if you could but"

She pinches my cheek and coos "if you let yourself get chubby I don't think you could. then you'd be stuck with me"

"Are you planning something?" I ask, actually a little worried now

"no no, just messing around" She says shaking her head "since you decided to pig out, I decided to tease you. Why? Scared I'm being a little....nefarious"

"For a second" I laugh, turning back around "So any idea what movies you want to watch first?"

"besides if I wanted to keep you around me at all times, I'd just let my roots grow out" She says, giggling as she holds my head into place "And you're the one who likes Kaiju movies, so I'll go with your judgement baby"

"So to be sure you weren't serious right?" I ask, feigning obviously fake fear

"Hmmm, its a warning" She laughs "I'd just be happy with you chewing my cakes more than my roots....not that I dislike it, but it takes more work to bake than to just grow, ya know"

"So you are trying to fatten me up....anyways for the movie I think Heartthrob monster is good, I know the name sounds a bit...you know, but it is a great kaiju movie and" I rant, as she just hums trying not to giggle at me fangirling out "Ow ow, be careful with that sandpaper! My head doesn't have scales on it!"

"Sorry, sorry, just....got distracted"She says with a drawn out sigh "Need any help with....however you groom your tail?"

"oh?" I ask as I wave it around out of the bath water "no I just had it groomed, it should be fine.....So heartthrob monster and then?"

" I don't know" She laughs
-

What do I do?
[] take a nap on Yvette while they watch the movie, and dream
[] watch the movies excitedly and try to get them into it
[] Explain everything I know about the movies
[] Make fun of the old movies for laughs
[] write in

>>2311187
[X] watch the movies excitedly and try to get them into it
[X] Explain everything I know about the movies

>>2311187

[X] watch the movies excitedly and try to get them into it
[X] Explain everything I know about the movies

This seems like the options May would go for.

>>2311187
>[] watch the movies excitedly and try to get them into it
>[] Explain everything I know about the movies
>[] Make fun of the old movies for laughs

>>2311187
>[] watch the movies excitedly and try to get them into it
>[] Explain everything I know about the movies
Yes May, nerd out in front of your sister, gf and friend, be vulnerable in your post vomit state

"I'm scared" Rowen whimpers as I pull on Yvette's arm to try and get her attention for the one moment you can see one of the film crew in the back ground tripping over one of the power cords during the growing scene of Ancient Terror Girls: War. A classic but also one FILLED with little fuck ups like this

"Uh may not so rough I can see it I....think?" She says as I sigh and lay against her

"You could at least act excited, do you know the chances of that being caught on camera are so low? they have to use massive ones or news copters when they actually use giants in this movie, this is a moment in movie fuck up history Yvvy! How aren't you excited by it?" I ask, crossing my arms and pouting as she looks at me oddly

"Because I can barely see him trip? and it was in the middle of a really cool scene?" She asks as I sigh and nod

"Still" I grumble "Also do you know that this take coming up took a good two months to get right because they couldn't get the rapid transformation right since the rubber suit kept melting from the effects and"

"I thought you wanted to watch these movies, baby" Yvette chuckles as I frown

"I mean I am, I'm just telling you some cool facts" I say happily as I hug her arm

"You mean all of the facts?" She asks

"no, if I was doing that, I'd tell you how long it took them to figure out how to make a giant salamander look realistic without just cgiing it like so many crappy movies do and" I rant as Yvvy tries to shut me up with a hug

"I'm scared" Rowen repeats like a broken record

"I get it, I get it, but can't we just" Yvette says as I sigh

"but isn't this cool? all the work that goes into these gems?" I say as she gives up and just holds me close

"You'll get used to it, she gets excited about her favorite movies" Pam giggles, wrap

"Yeah you could say that" Yvvy says as I just grunt

"Not my fault I love these movies" I grumble as Yvette giggles

"No its more that you're acting like a....well" She says with a very trollish looking smile

"A nerd" Rowen says as I turn to her

"remember I can snap you in half just like Rathimo did to Dryagantic" I growl as Yvette pulls me away from

"Hey hey, you're a cute nerd, a very cute nerd. Now why not tell me how they managed to get this shot?' She says as I groan and pout, grinding my fangs

"Wires" I huff, curling up

"HOW?!" Yvette yells, squeezing me tightly

"I dunno, like air planes or something? it cost a lot of money to make these movies ya know" I say happily

"Wow its amazing that you were such a bully but are also a giant" Rowen says again as I glare at her

"Oh, right you two went to school together didn't you" Pam sighs "sorry about i, glad she grew out of it by high school"

Oh....oh fuck, I forgot she didn't know about how bad I was in high school
"oh I deserved it" Rowen laughs, giving me a knowing stare as I shake my head

"Yeah well, decided to be a better person and a good girl" I laugh a little nervously as Yvette rubs my scaly palms with her thumbs
cont

>>2311273
"And you've been doing a wonderful job" Yvvy says, pecking me on the cheek with a soft, warm kiss

What do I say
[] Yeah, now they had to get another director for this part, since the former ended up being scouted as an actor for galatic giant gatecrashers which....
[] H...hey, not in front of my sister
[] You know it
[] *flustered dragon noises*
[] Thanks Rowen
[]I can stop if its getting annoying
[] And you're much sweeter than me
[] Man.....imagine if I was a kaiju
[] Now...now I think the next scene is a master piece and....zzzz
[] write in

>>2311280
>[] Thanks Rowen
>[] And you're much sweeter than me
>[] Man.....imagine if I was a kaiju

>>2311280
>[] H...hey, not in front of my sister
>[] *flustered dragon noises*
>[] Thanks Rowen
>[] Man.....imagine if I was a kaiju

>>2311280
>[] H...hey, not in front of my sister
>[] *flustered dragon noises*
>[] Thanks Rowen

"Thanks Rowen" I say quietly as she smiles smugly and nods as Yvette holds me closer and kisses me again, since she obviously liked how I jolted and blushed the first time "H...hey not in front of my sister"

"Awww you've never been this shy" She says teasingly "trying to play good girl"

"no its just awkward" I snort as Pam giggles

"Don't worry its not anything I haven't seen, just don't go beyond kisses" She says teasingly as Yvvy grins widely

"its still embarrassing" I grumble as she pecks me on the cheek, and I sigh and just lay against her, whining in an embarrassed was as she hugs me tightly and makes me make the same incredibly embarrassing noise a little longer. To her clear delight

"I'll get you back for this" I say bluntly as the best scene of this movie comes in, when the dragon girl monster just beats the hell out of everyone. didn't like it before I become one and I know exactly why

"Of course" She replies simply

"No more than kissing" Pam repeats as I rest my head against Yvette's chest, watching the gouts of flame and fire as the sound of melting and snapping metal and heavy flapping wings overpower the fighting music.

"MAaaaan" I yawn "Imagine if I was a kaiju, it'd be so fun"

"Okay now I'm really scared" Rowen says quietly "I don't want to imagine that"

"You'd get bored without another one to fight, sis" Pam says dully, since we've had this conversation a few times when we were kids but I didn't think she remembered it after that long

"I dunno, I think it'd be awesome, maybe she could stop natural disasters or something" Yvvy says as I grin

"It'd be really awesome, stomping around, smashing things, not being smaller than anything or one" I say, drifting off into fantasy

"Oh yeah sounds like she'd be a real hero" Rowen says sarcastically

"Oh she'd just get bored, trust me" Pam giggles

"Well, at least she'd stop other kaiju's from stomping on people right?" yvette asks, shaking me when i don't respond "right? may? Earth to may"

"Mayasaurus-rex" i say, my day dreaming coming to reality as I hear Rowen and Pam laughing "Shit! shut up! and yeah....yeah I would...maybe"

"maaaay" yvette giggles

"Oh I wish I was recording that" Rowen cackles

"Glad you're still the same may you used to be" Pam sighs happily

"Yeah yeah, shut it, the best part is about to come on, they used actual explosives here and you can tell. the boom is just so" I begin to rant again "Amazing, not to mention that no one got hurt or"

"I think you'd rather film a kaiju than be one" Yvette says, giving me another kiss, but I catch her with one of my own before she can

and we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions

just getting tired as hell

may run an extra one of this on the 15 or 16
will say so on twitter if I do

>>2311337
Thanks for Running HM
Now I really want a dram sequence of Kaiju-May VS Kaiju-Yvette

>>2311363
Oooooooooooooooh I'd pay to see that

>>2311337
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Sorry I kind of disappeared there, but hey, it's Valentine's Day

>>2311382
At least I have chocolate
And no worries
Sorry again for all the set backs