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Last time on EDQ, we ended up seducing Annabelle and attempted to seduce Frankizka, bankrupted the world, and conquered Germany.

Meanwhile, as Renexizious... You fly home with Francisco Franco.

"Friend, I must thank you for saving my life from those devil-accursed vampires and the foul demon worshipers."

"Yeah, no problem..."

Of course, now you have a foreign head of state in your home, and you can't help but come up with some dastardly plans...

>Have Elizabeth seduce him, and become loyal to your cause.
>...Have Elizabeth psion him... (Potentially make him a mindslave!)
>Offer to make him... Better. (Offer mtuagen?)
>Force him to become your vassal or puppet...
>...Kill him?
>Befriend him. He's the only real foreign leader you actually do get along with. Even if he's a catholic.
>Write-in
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>>2307224

>Befriend him. He's the only real foreign leader you actually do get along with. Even if he's a catholic.
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>>2307224
>Befriend him. He's the only real foreign leader you actually do get along with. Even if he's a catholic.
>Offer to make him... Better. (Offer mtuagen?)
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>>2307266
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>>2307266
What mutagen do you want to offer him anons?
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>>2307272
Half-Dragon works.
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>>2307272
Half dragon.
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You of course, attempt to befriend Franco...

Roll me a 1d100+38 anons.

+15 for mentioning how you'll help him retake spain, and to not worry too much!
+5 for of course, mentioning how he's one of the "good" mortals.
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Rolled 42 + 48 (1d100 + 48)

>>2307284

>"Fanco I have to say you're one of the good mortals that I know, so don't worry we'll take back Spain and you'll be running it before you know it."
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Rolled 89 + 58 (1d100 + 58)

>>2307284
>"Don't worry Franco, this is just a minor inconvenience. We'll have you back in power in no time!"
>"You're one of the decent mortals you know? Most are just pathetic creatures, but you're alright... Would you like to stop being a member such an inferior race?"
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Of course, after a few drinks and a few words, Franco seems to also greatly like you. It seems both of you seem to get along quite well, and you bring up your offer of making him a non-human...

Roll me a 1d100+18 anons.

+10 for mentioning how much better a half-dragon is then a human...
+10 for mentioning how his people would accept his new race in time...
+10 for also bringing up how much you'd appreciate this...
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Rolled 92 + 48 (1d100 + 48)

>>2307297
>"Literally better in every way. Stronger, faster, more durable... You'd have to be a fool to want to remain a human."
>"The spanish people would accept you in time of course. They want a strong leader, and what's stronger than a dragon?"
>"I'd really appreciate it too. And trust me, being friends with me is usually a good idea."
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Rolled 61 + 48 (1d100 + 48)

>>2307297

>"Being a half-dragon has so many benefits! You're bigger, stronger, have elemental breath, smarter and over all just better than an ordinary mortal. Your people might think less of you for it but they're wrong, they'll accept it within due time and realize how great you are mortal or not. And hey, I'd appreciate it greatly since I think of you as a friend."
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Of course, he at first dismisses it, but seeing evidence for himself of how superior it is, he can' help but agree...

Anons want to give him half-dragon form?

>Yes.
>No.
>Trick him. Give him something better.
>Trick him. Give him something inferior, like a kobold mutagen.
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>>2307312

>Yes
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>>2307312
>Yes.
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>>2307312
>Yes.
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You of course, give him his mutagen..

He shifts into what seems to be a red half-dragon.

Interesting.

With that, the two of you pass the time with some drinking and such...

Now however, I forgot to do one more roll...

Roll me a 1d100+40 for Sweden and how much it's population's life style improves.
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Rolled 63 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2307321
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Rolled 18 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2307321

Let's see if a crit'll come my way
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2307321
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Massively, overnight the economic situation in Sweden transforms. Previously middle of the road, middle class families find their savings to be quadrupled overnight, turning them into members of a quite wealthy upper middle class. Meanwhile, the wealthy overnight find themselves nearly twice as rich as their American counterparts, and a wave of construction, partying, and overall celebration in your name begins...

Loyalty in Sweden has massively gone up.
The wealth of Sweden is now more then America, and boasts the highest living conditions in the world.

With this huge economic boost, it begins to extend to England as well...

Roll me a 1d100+20 for how much they prosper as well.
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Rolled 42 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2307331
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Rolled 31 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2307331
They could use money after Anna wrecked London.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2307331
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44+20=64

Britain itself does increase quite a bit, but not nearly as much as Sweden. They're still a bit below America overall.

Loyalty in Britain has increased...

Now, for Russia..

Roll me a 1d100 anons.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2307341
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2307341
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2307341
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Russia's way of life massively increased. Your average potato farmer lives a life comparable to most of the West now, and the middle class itself is now coming into existance, coming quite close to British living standards...

Roll me a 1d100 for the rest of the commonwealth.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2307355
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2307355
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2307355
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

The rest of the commonwealth also additionally rises in living standards!

With that done...

Franco and you are now friends.

Now, ignore my roll.
>>
Your spy network hears that apparently, Japan seems to have growing tensions between Emperor Hirohito, and the "American Shogunate" of MacArthur, forced into position from the previous Tokugawa shogunate.

It seems like both sides are conflicting quite hard with each other.

Do anons want to intervene?

>Yes, on behalf of the Japanese Emperor.
>Yes, on behalf of the American Shogunate.
>No, ignore it.
>Write-in
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>>2307371

>Yes, on behalf of the Japanese Emperor.
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>>2307371
>Yes, on behalf of the Japanese Emperor.
Americans of this setting really are commie teir.
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>>2307371
>Yes, on behalf of the Japanese Emperor.
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>>2307371
>Yes, on behalf of the Japanese Emperor.
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>>2307371
>Yes, on behalf of the Japanese Emperor.
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>>2307376
To be fair, they really aren't. I mean, the Americans gave us a list of communist sympathisers and shit when we visited that one time and put various writers in jail for having socialist leanings.

Also the fact that we've switched timelines probably made them more communist / dictatorial.
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You decide to help on behalf of the Japanese Emperor...

Who do you want to send?

>Annabelle
>Elizabeth
>Renexizious
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>>2307389
>Annabelle
Filthy nu-americans will learn.
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>>2307389
>Annabelle
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>>2307389

>Annabelle
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You of course, decide to send Annabelle.

Anons sure about this?

>Yes. (Prepare for a lot of collateral damage.)
>Send someone to help as well... (Liz or Ren.)
>No.
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>>2307395
>Send someone to help as well... (Liz or Ren.)
Liz.
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>>2307396
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>>2307396
This
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>>2307396

This'll do
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Liz and Annabelle of course, prepare to go to Japan...

However, Annabelle seems to like McArthur.

"He's a hero damn it! I'm not gonna kill one of America's most sacred heroes damn you... Not to mention help the fucking Japs and gooks? Those fucking ching-chongs can go rot in a grave for all I care. Hell, maybe I'll put them in one."

Annabelle seems to greatly dislike the Japanese.

Do anons want to convince her to go?

>Convince her to go.
>Seduce her to go.
>...Use your daily seduce to get her to go. (Insta-seduce. Once per day.)
>Take someone else.
>Write-in
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>>2307413
Carrot and stick diplomacy? Let Ann be the carrot Liz be the stick.
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>>2307413

>Convince her to go.
>"Anna, we could get McArthur to join the empire with enough convincing you know. Wouldn't you want that?"
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>>2307423
This. Also tell her we'll betray the japs later anyway.
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>>2307423
>>2307425
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"He'd never betray his country. He's an honest, hard working American. Maybe misled by the government, yeah..."

"Besides, we'll betray the Japs later, alright?"

"Why don't we just crush them now?"

She answers, quite angered...

Actions

>...Convince her to go... (Hard)
>Seduce her to go. (Hard)
>...Insta-seduce. (Once per day.)
>Take someone else.
>Write-in
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>>2307439

>...Insta-seduce. (Once per day.)
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>>2307439
>Write in
"It's about controlling populations, it's much easier when your catching flies with honey. On that note, I need you to be the honey to my wife's vinegar. I'm sure you can handle being the calm voice in draconic diplomacy."
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>>2307450
This. But Liz is the one talking to Anna.
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>>2307450
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>>2307450
"You send me down there and I'll make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke. I swear to God."

"Listen, I just need you to be the cal-"

"Calm my fuckin' arsehole. I'd sooner visit fucking CANADA or France then fuckin' be "calm". Name one good thing the Japs have ever done for the world beyond be about "honoru" and whatever pseudo-retard language they use. I know people in mental aslyums that make more sense then a fuckin' jap."

"...Have you ever met one?"

"Naw, but they're cunts. Probably tight-lipped like the fucking French... Oooh, the fucking French make my bloodboil. Almost as bad as those tundra frenchies who sip tea all day and talk about their fucking health care..."

"Well... They aren't that bad. Besides, they're nice once you get to know them. Very subserviant culture."

"...Well, I guess I DO like being bowed at..."

She seems to be growing a bit more convinced to not just kill them all.

Actions

>Continue trying to convince her.
>Seduce her.
>Insta-seduce.
>Take someone else.
>Write-in
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>>2307462
>Continue trying to convince her
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>>2307462

>Continue trying to convince her.
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>>2307462
>>Continue trying to convince her.
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Roll me a 1d100+10 to convince her.

+10 for making the Japanese not seem so bad?
+10 for being firm in her not rampaging and killing everyone?
+15 for mentioning how great it is that the two of you will have some... Alone time, so to speak, and what you two could get up to.
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>>2307462
>Continue trying to convince her.
"We need someone who's good at dealing with Americans to talk to the Americans, Liz is a great negotiator but that alone won't help when dealing with them. Ou like the Americans, you should know how to get them to work with us. I only need you to follow her lead. Besides, not like you'll spend most of your time talking to the Japs, that's on Liz's plate.
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Rolled 86 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2307472
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Rolled 66 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2307472
>The Japs aren't that bad, they're imperialist, reserved, tend to keep to themselves. that makes them better for Liz to deal with, I want you deal with the Americans.
>If you go out on a rampage without Liz's permission, I'm going to make you eat from my butter stash until you vomit milk and greese.
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Rolled 82 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2307472
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She laughs at your mention of punishing her with butter.

"Fuck yeah, I'd totally do that then. Butter's great."

"...Just don't rampage."

"No promises. But I guess I'll go, why not."

Liz and Annabelle leaves to Japan...

Who do you want to be anons?

>Annabelle.
>Liz.
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>>2307487
>Annabelle.
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>>2307487

>Annabelle.
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>>2307487
>Annabelle
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You are currently Annabelle.

Liz eventually flies to the Japanese capital, and sets you down. You get off in your minotaur form, and what seems to be some cunts in robes and slit eyes come towards you, giving you a bow.

"
"Herro honorobu gaijin. Have you come to see our gorrious nippon overroard?"

What the fuck is that accent?

Liz of course, bows while they're bowing...

Actions

>Bow. Why the fuck not, be a bit nice for once.
>...Laugh at them. Why the fuck can't they speak proper American?
>Write-in
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>>2307518
>Bow. Why the fuck not, be a bit nice for once.
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>>2307518

>Bow. Why the fuck not, be a bit nice for once.
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>>2307518
>Bow. Why the fuck not, be a bit nice for once.
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You of course, bow.

The Japanese of course, guide you to their Emperor, and Liz seems to know very well how to be quite polite during all these strange cultural "politenes" things, such as bowing upon seeing others, countless apologizing...

God, can't you just get to the fucking Emperor already?

Roll me a 1d100+11 to see if Anna avoids causing any diplomatic incidents with her rude behavior!

+10 if Anna can crudely attempt to be polite...
+10 for trying your best to not offend or step on any toes... As much as you'd like to.
+5 for trying to tone down on the macho-assertiveness you have...
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Rolled 30 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>2307543

>Captcha, smash

Oh boy I know what'll probably happen
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Rolled 83 + 36 (1d100 + 36)

>>2307543
>Be quiet the entire way there. Can't insult them if you don't say anything!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2307543
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Annabelle of course, manages to avoid being offensive or cause any diplomatic incidents...

Of course, you go to the Emperor himself, after giving a bow to some of his guard.

"Ah, hello. I see Sweden wishes to assist us in the matter regarding the Americans?"

"Yes... You could certainly say that. What do you..."

Liz and Emperor Hirohito begin to discuss what to do about McArthur, while you sort of just wait around.

You sure as hell aren't being really included in this decision process...

Actions

>...Sit around and wait. Eventually they'll agree to something... (Liz will get more XP then you, as it'll be trying to solve this diplomatically...)
>Personally leave to find McArthur. Maybe you can convince him to join you. (...More XP if you do this since it's your way.)
>Write-in
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>>2307572


>Personally leave to find McArthur. Maybe you can convince him to join you. (...More XP if you do this since it's your way.)
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>>2307572
>Personally leave to find McArthur. Maybe you can convince him to join you. (...More XP if you do this since it's your way.)
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>>2307572
>Personally leave to find McArthur. Maybe you can convince him to join you. (...More XP if you do this since it's your way.)
>>
You sigh, and leave...

Time to do this yourself.

Of course while you leave, and begin to head to the Shogunate's building...

As you walk over, you notice squads of US Marines idly standing by the Shogunate's building on guard...

Hm.

Actions

>Attack McArthur's guards!
>...See if you get in a meeting?
>Scare them into letting you in.
>Shift to behemoth form. That'll get the message across.
>Write-in
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>>2307585
>Scare them into letting you in.
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>>2307585
>Scare them into letting you in.
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>>2307585

>Scare them into letting you in.
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Roll me a 1d100+57 to scare the marines into letting you in.

+15 for being one scary motherfucking barbarian to them.
+15 for personal threats if they don't let you in.
+5 for mentioning how this isn't even your final form.
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Rolled 36 + 92 (1d100 + 92)

>>2307595

>"Let me in or else I'm going to turn you fucks into dough and then fuck your wives."
>Frieza.webm
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Rolled 21 + 92 (1d100 + 92)

>>2307595
>"Out of my way you worthless humans! Or I'll pave a new way with your guts."
>"I'll go back to the U.S and kill your families and rape your wives!"
>"I'm only using 20% of my power... If I were to go all out, all of you would be dead in 5 minutes."
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2307595
>>
As scary as you can be, the marines don't seem particularly too scared.

"Sorry ma'am, under orders that no one is allowed to go inside unless your from the government or army."

The rest of the marines seem to be quite cautious of you...

Actions

>Escalate. Punch the fucker in the face. (Lethal or non-lethal.)
>...Calm down, and ask nicely.
>Lie about being from the army or government.
>Shapeshift.
>Write-in
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>>2307613
>...Calm down, and ask nicely.
>"Huh. I guess not all americans have turned into little pussies."
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>>2307622
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>>2307622
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You of course, calm down...

Roll me a 1d100 to see if you get let in.

+15 for apologizing for your earlier behavior.
+15 for expressing pro-American attitudes...
+5 for apologizing for threatening to fuck their wives. (Even if you would enjoy it.)
+5 for being crude, barbaric, but a good time to hang out with.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2307628
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>>2307628
>"I see. I apologize for my earlier insults. You truly have american spirit!"
>"I'm just a tad miffed that those filthy japs think they deserve anything here!"
>"Yeah, sorry about that whole rape your wives thing... although I would like to try..."
>"After I'm done here why don't we go to an american bar to have an american drink, and end in an american bar fight? I'd love to crack some skulls!"
>>
Eventually, they let you in after some coercion. Interestingly enough, you see McArthur himself inside, looking over some maps while smoking out of a pipe...

"You needin' something?"

Actions

>Ask for his autograph! The commander against Japan himself!
>Be polite and say hi! This is a marvel of a man...
>...You know what? Your way better then this old fuck. Intimidate him. He's gonna follow what you say, when you say it.
>Write-in
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>>2307643
>Ask for his autograph! The commander against Japan himself!
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>>2307643

>Ask for his autograph! The commander against Japan himself!
>Convince him to have him and his men join the Commonwealth
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>>2307643
>Ask for his autograph! The commander against Japan himself!
>Convince him to have him and his men join the Commonwealth
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Roll me a 1d100+11 anons.

+10 for slightly fangirling. Slightly.
+15 for being excited to see him and try to find something for him to sign!
+15 for being a lovely, nice, barbarian, and maybe mentioning how sorry you are you broke in!
+5 for mentioning how you have a great offer for him!
>>
Rolled 67 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>2307654
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Rolled 43 + 56 (1d100 + 56)

>>2307654
>"Oh my God, I've waited my whole life for this! I'm your biggest fan!"
>Rip off a piece of the wall for him to sign.
>"I'm sorry if I was a bit forceful in my entry, I just couldn't stay still when I heard you were here! Want to go kill japs together?!"
>"I have a deal you cannot refuse! To get rid of your enemy for good!"
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2307654
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Critical.

Choose one.

>Fangirl over him to such an extent you get a bonus to getting him to join you!
>...Intimidate him with your fangirlyness!
>...Seduce him with your fangirlyness!
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>>2307694
>Fangirl over him to such an extent you get a bonus to getting him to join you!
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>>2307694
>Fangirl over him to such an extent you get a bonus to getting him to join you!
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>>2307694

>Fangirl over him to such an extent you get a bonus to getting him to join you!
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You of course, attempt to get him to join you...

Roll me a 1d100+40 anons.

+20 for mentioning how you can make America great again if he joins you.
+15 for continuing to find more things for him to sign...
+15 for talking about how you would reform the USA to a smaller, barbaric, and more awesome nation overall...
+5 for briefly entertaining the idea as yourself as president... In your mind.
>>
Rolled 68 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2307718
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Rolled 42 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2307718
>"You also hate the current government too, don't you sir?! Those filthy commie loving faggots! If you join us, we'll bring america back to its feet!"
>Make him sign your breasts.
>"We can make the U.S a force to be reckoned with! In which every citizen can beat the crap out of those filthy commies, blacks and japs!"
>President Annabelle... ruling over the country... with statues made in my honor... yeah, I'd like that...
>>
Rolled 84 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2307718
>Would it not be great to see America view it's soldier and generals as the heros they are again, would it not be great to bring America back to the way it was, a strong nation of free men and a government that serves their interest through strength and discipline?
>We can work together, find a way to get your nation the resources it needs to become the land of farmland, family, and firepower again, I recall there was a time the average citizen could own a warship.
>>
McArthur of course, is a bit shocked when you say to sign your breasts.

He refuses, and you very, very nearly force him to do it, but hold off.

"Well, maybe the USA isn't as it used to be, I can't help but wonder what your angle is..."

Actions

>Reveal yourself to be working for Sweden.
>I don't have an angle! I'm a hardworking, loving patriot of the USA!
>Write-in
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>>2307750

>Reveal yourself to be working for Sweden.
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>>2307750
>Reveal yourself to be working for Sweden.
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>>2307750
>Reveal yourself to be working for Sweden.
>Write-in.
"As disappointed as it has me we can't see Japan erased, but we also owe the US a great deal for our success, especially where the communist were concerned. We believe it's time to repay the real Americans."
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>>2307750
>Reveal yourself to be working for Sweden.
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Roll me a 1d100-20 to see how he takes this...

+15 for telling him that you are STILL loyal to the USA, no matter what!
+15 for downplaying the involvement Sweden has with you...
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2307784
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Rolled 1 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2307784
>"Sure, I'm with Sweden, but my loyalty the the U.S.A has NEVER been a question. I will make it great again, or die trying!"
>"Really its no big deal. I'm just... aquainted with the emperor and his wife... nothing serious..."
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2307784
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2307793
Die.
>>2307784
>I have a personal interest in seeing the United States thrive. And I don't see that happening as long as it's government is corrupted by buffoons who only see it's people as pawns in their political scheme's.
>Sweden can handle itself. For now, what's important is returning the sovereignty of the states where it belongs, the citizens who make it great!
>>
He seems quite furious.

"Get the fuck out of my office, fascist scumbag. I ain't listening to more of your drivel. Unless you were the damned president I wouldn't listen to what you have to say to me."

You can feel him give you a hard glare through his sunglasses...

Actions

>...You know what? Maybe I will get elected, and show you what's what, y'hear me?
>Beat the shit out of him. How dare he say that!
>...Intimidate him into calming down...
>...What a brave, daring man... Seduce him!
>Beat the shit out of him.
>Write-in
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>>2307813
>...Intimidate him into calming down...
>...You know what? Maybe I will get elected, and show you what's what, y'hear me?
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>>2307818
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>>2307818
>>
Roll me a 1d100+15 to intimidate him.

+15 for getting right in his face.
+15 for being a barbarian and scaring him with it!
+5 for personal threats!
>>
>>2307813
>...Intimidate him into calming down...
"You wouldn't know a fascist from a monarch or a nationalist!"
>>
Rolled 65 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2307827
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2307827
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2307827
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You of course, get straight in his face... Attempting to scare him.

He's not... Too scared of you, but gives you quite a hostile glare.

"You better damn well say what you want from me, fascist."

Actions

>Demand he join you!
>...Try to show him how fucked the United States is!
>Threaten him if he gets in the way of America OR Sweden!
>Write-in
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>>2307827
>Grab him by his arms and slam him against a wall
>"The FUCK did you just call me you little shit?! I'll become the fucking president, and the first thing I'll do is end your pathetic self!"
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>>2307840
>...Try to show him how fucked the United States is!
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>>2307840
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>>2307827
>Steal a trick from Liz, get in his face with her breast.
>"We're a nation under a ruler, but that doesn't make us fascist you windbag! But if you call me that again I'll do as Vlad the impaler had to the Turks with the Washington monument and your ass!"
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>>2307850
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>>2307850
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>>2307845
>>
Wew

You decide to get straight in his face with your breasts, and try to show him how fucked the united states is!

...Not that you call your breasts that.

Roll me a 1d100+30 for showing him how fucked the USA is while threatening him!

+20 for ranting about all that's wrong with America now!
+15 for defending Ren's empire... Not that you live under it!
+15 for threatening him if he calls you a fascist again!
+5 for escalating while your straight in his face!
+5 for thinking up suitably American nicknames for your breasts.
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>>2307845
Do this.
And I'm switching devices, slow fucking phone.
>>
Rolled 7 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2307867
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Rolled 54 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>2307867
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2307867
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Rolled 65 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2307867
>"Next election when you go marching home "Johnny" take a good long look at what your parties are doing. You think they compete? they work together to push the same damn shit onto their people while parading around a wedge issue to distract everyone! By two decades the rights given by second amendment will be a memory and then what's next? the fifth? Your senators will sell you into debt before working for the goals they promise on the campaign."
>A fascist wouldn't be trying to bring your attention to these problems, they'd just take control of your country and run it for you. I'm trying to give you a chance to fix it before it's too late.
>>
He listens, and sighs.

"...I suppose that is indeed, quite true..."

"Yes, yes it is. Now, what are you going to do? Sit down and let it die, or stand up and fight?"

"What, are you telling me to overthrow my own country?"

Actions

>Yes!
>No! Vote for me!
>...Write-in
>>
>>2307907
>No! Vote for me!
>>
>>2307907
>No! Vote for me!
>>
>>2307907
>...Write-in
"Run, win, start a movement to oust the political class as it exist and put actual Patriots into power. Everyone knows and loves you, all you have to do is rally the voters in their own states."
>>
>>2307907

>No! Vote for me!
>>
>>2307911
>>2307914
>What are the requirements for the presidency.
>American citizenship
>>
Roll me a 1d100 to see if you can convince him to vote for you...

+15 for coming up with stances on pressing American issues!
+15 for thinking what party you lean towards... Or make your own?
+15 for thinking on how you can get voted in... Even if women can't get into office just yet.
+5 for patriotic, barbaric behavior!


>>2307921
Annabelle is an American Citizen. The only problem is that she's a woman.
>>
>>2307921
Anna is american
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2307924
>>
Rolled 18 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2307924
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2307924
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2307924
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He is not... Convinced.

"Hell no. Firstly, I ain't voting for a Swedish puppet, and I'm not voting for some random girl who's come into my office to get my autograph."

"Seriously!?"

"Lady, you even broke in here to see me. Now get outta here before I call my men on you."

...Shit.

Actions

>...Leave willingly.
>Put up a fight.
>Write-in
>>
>>2307940
>Write-in
"Alright then what about you? there's not an American who doesn't know your name and accomplishments. You'll win for sure."
>>
>>2307940

>Leave

Fuck it, it's a failure
>>
>>2307940
>Write-in
"I'll leave but seriously consider what I am saying. Do what you think is right and stand for your beliefs."
>>
You of course, leave. A bit angry at not being able to convince him, you leave...

What do anons want to do?

>Head back to Liz and the Emperor...
>You still gotta remove him from the island somehow. Get the japs to like you.
>Fuck the japs. Attack them!
>Write-in

Also, I think I'll start posting DC now.
>>
>>2307959
>Head back to Liz and the Emperor...


Everything else carries the risk of immediate war with america or turning japan against us.
>>
>>2307959
>Head back to Liz and the Emperor...
Darnit men, we could have had president McArthur.
>>
>>2307959
>Head back to Liz and the Emperor...
>>
>>2307959

>Head back to Liz and the Emperor...
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40

This is to see if opinion with Japan goes up. Passing DC is 60

+20 for Annabelle Interrupting and helping Liz boost opinion.
>>
Rolled 100 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2307998
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>>2308000
I get a 1 and 100 in the same session...
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Ultra Crit.

Choose one.

> Japan believes your the epitome of honor?
> Horohito falls in love?
>> Write In
>>
>>2308024
> Japan believes your the epitome of honor?
>>
>>2308024
> Japan believes your the epitome of honor?
>>
>>2308024
> Japan believes your the epitome of honor?
>>
>>2308024

> Japan believes your the epitome of honor?
>>
So, anond want to be honorable...
Alongside that, roll me a 1d100+40 For opinion gained with Hirohito himself.

+20 for coming up with situations for Liz to prove her honour.
+10 for getting the Emperor indebted to Liz for something.
>>
Rolled 88 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2308068
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2308068
>>
Emperor Hirohito seems to be thankful for Liz saving his life, when he unfortunately chokes on tea.

Of course, Japan utterly falls in love with Elizabeth, as having saved their sacred Emperor from an ironic death.

Do anons want to try anything?

> Try to get Japan to join the commonwealth.
>Leave.
> Force American gaijin home.
> Write in.
>>
Rolled 1 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2308068

>Have Liz fight in a samurai duel against detractors of the emperor
>See above
>>
>>2308093

> Try to get Japan to join the commonwealth.

>>2308095

And thank fuck I was late
>>
>>2308093
> Try to get Japan to join the commonwealth.
>>2308095
>"Sword slips off her hand and she beheads the emperor."
>>
>>2308093
> Try to get Japan to join the commonwealth.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 anons.

DC 105

+15 for convincing arguments?
+15 for gifts, offerings, or other such things.
>>
Rolled 51 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2308112
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2308112
>>
Rolled 66 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2308093
>As part of the commonwealth Japan would not face a threat from American invasion or intervention otherwise they face war with Britain and thus Sweden.
>The first gift will be access to the commonwealths vast wealth of natural resources, enough to build up the country so that it would be capable of rapid industrial growth.
>>
>>2308115
>"Your economy has suffered greatly as of late, and along with the U.S's presence, you cannot sustain yourselves alone. If you join us, we can deal with your american problem."
>>
Rolled 91 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2308112

>We have the largest economy in the world, and we need a country that is honorable to be a part of the Commonwealth. We'll also give you mutagens and access to the wealth and resources of the Commonwealth
>>
Japan accepts...

What gifts do anons want to give them?

> Mutagens
> Remove Gaijin
> Money
> Write In
>>
>>2308133

> Mutagens

Gotta make them fine and proper half-dragons
>>
>>2308133
> Mutagens
>>2308137
This
>>
>>2308133
> Remove Gaijin
> Money
I believe the samurai would be unwilling to take the mutagens
>>
>>2308144

And you think that why exactly? I mean they have bullshit about having an emperor descended from a dragon so I think they'd jump at the opportunity
>>
>>2308137
>>
How many mutagens anons?

> Enough for the Emperor
> Give enough for his court.
> Enough for the samurai/nobles
> Enough for everyone!
>>
>>2308154

> Enough for the Emperor
> Give enough for his court.
> Enough for the samurai/nobles
>>
>>2308154
> Enough for everyone!
>>
>>2308154
> Enough for everyone!
>>
>>2308156
this
>>
>>2308157

I'll switch to for everyone to break this tie
>>
Gonna round up in this case, and give everyone but peasants half dragon.

Also, anons want to give Hirohito anything more powerful then half dragon?

> Yes
> No
>>
>>2308167
>yes.
three quarters dragon?
>>
>>2308167

>Yes

Full on dragon
>>
>>2308167
> Yes
Dragon
>>
>>2308167
> Yes.
Dragon
>>
Since we got a last minute vote...

Anons want everyone in Japan to be half dragon?

> Yes
> No
>>
>>2308186
> Yes
Do it fag.
>>
>>2308186
> Yes
>>
>>2308186

> Yes
>>
>>2308186
> Yes
>>
Well anons, roll me a 1d100 for percentage converted...

+25 for impressing the royalty.
+15 for Anna and Liz showing off the might and power of their forms.
+10 for arguing why Japan deserves yo be draconic...
>>
>>2308186
>> Yes
Screw it, Imperium of the scale!
>>
Rolled 22 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2308207
>Turn into dragon form and display the raw power it possesses. Bound to impress the emperor.
>"Japan has shown its valor by agreeing to join with our empire, and deserves to be rewarded!"
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2308207
>>
Rolled 14 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2308207
>shapeshift into dragons in front of the emperor and the nobles (rehearse it with the emperor first) and give a speech about the emperor and by extension the empire of the rising son reclaiming what's theirs by birthright before turning the emperor into a dragon.
>Have Anna and Liz fire their breath weapons into the air to celebrate the conclusion of this ceremony, flanking the emperor and having him do it as well.
>Japans History, it's valor, and it's cool headedness in hardship has earned it the right to dragondom or whatever.
>>
Rolled 52 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2308207

>Have Anna fire off laser breath into the ocean far enough to not cause harm to the people
>There's a story about one of your emperor's being descended from a dragon right? Well what'd make you more important than having dragon blood yourselves? Plus a rewarded is needed to be granted for agreeing to join the empire
>>
>>2308221
rising sun* god fucking damnit
>>
Alright QM's having a shit time involving IPs so he's asked me to do something

Do you wanna spike the mutagens with anything? Like loyalty serums/loyalty pheromones?
>>
>>2308314
Nope.
>>
>>2308314
Nope.
>>
>>2308314
Nope.
>>
Overnight, almost all of Japan indeed, becomes half dragons...

With gratitude, Emperor Hirohito openly declares his undying loyalty, and pays for a luxury flight back home.

Complete with gifts to your husband, being such things as rare Japanese katana, artifacts, comics, and even fighter plane designs, alongside various amounts of naval designs.

With that, you and Anna head home. Ren gains enough XP to level.

Liz levels up!

Choose mutations for Liz.

> Unstable Mutation
> Synergy Mutation
> Custom Mutation
> Ti Gaud Mutation
>>
>>2308479

> Unstable Mutation
>>
>>2308479
> Synergy Mutation
>>
>>2308496

I'll switch to synergy
>>
Towards which character anons?

> Ren
> Liz
> Claw
>>
>>2308604
>Ren
King and Queen need to be the best trump card/final boss possible.
>>
>>2308604

> Ren
>>
Ok...

Choose one.
> Opportunist (Liz can trip an enemy behemoth and stun them for a round, with Ren able to get a free attack!)
> Draconic Fury (If either Ren or Liz get injured, they get a bonus to their next attack roll by their husband/wife)
>Draconic Caring (Heal spells made by each other towards the other restores double HP.)
>>
>>2308650


> Opportunist (Liz can trip an enemy behemoth and stun them for a round, with Ren able to get a free attack!)
>>
Now for Ren?

> Custom Mutation
> Unstable Mutation
> Synergy Mutation
>>
>>2308658
>Unstable
>>
Roll me a 1d100
>>
>>2308658

>Unstable
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2308673
Oh dice gods. . GET OUT OF THE WAY!
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2308673
>>
Ren now has...

> Mutagenic DNA

Renexizious's children will mutate far more severely, in exchange Ren's cost for leveling up goes down by 10%

With that...

Anna Mutation

Anna can choose to upgrade her reactor or get a radiation mutation.

Anna has produced enough radiation to upgrade one of her abilities.

> Upgrade Reactor
>Upgrade Laser Breath
> Radiation Mutation
>>
>>2308692
>Upgrade Reactor
it's been so long I have no idea.
>>
>>2308692

> Upgrade Reactor
>>
Reactor.

Annabelle's reactor can now be charged by an activity of your choice.
Additionally, it can hold more charge, but meltdowns become more severe.
Radiation mutations are gained easier.
Annabelle can track how much energy she has.
Anna can convert energy into XP

Accept?

> Yes
> No
>>
>>2308754

> Yes
>>
Annabelle's reactor upgrades, as both of you fly back home...

With that done...

Anons want to timeskip a month?

>Yes.
>No!
>>
>>2309155
>No!
Let's see how Japan does with it's new found "divinity"
>>
>>2309155
>No!
>>
>>2309155
>No!
>>
Rolled 34, 90, 86, 48, 35 = 293 (5d100)

You of course get home, and decide to drink some tea while you watch the news...

Ignore my roll.
>>
Rolled 48, 45 = 93 (2d100)

You hear on the news that the newly "Imperial Island" of Japan seems to have opened it's boarders to show off the "new enlightened" Japan.

Japan has become more tourism focused, and you can't help but note that their society has become much more cohesive, polite, and collective, and is seemingly attempting to market to outsiders...

Ignore my roll.
>>
...Speaking of, you get a phone call from Emperor Hirohito.

"Ah, hello, honorable and most great Empress of the British Empire. The small empire of the Rising Sun would like to make a deal with you."

"Oh, yes?"

"We humbly ask it upon you and your empire to fund a restoration of the industrial power we had lost during the second World War."

"...I see. Why?"

"Ah, yes... I am terribly sorry to say this, but Japan's currency is managed by the United States, and we sadly cannot do anything. We are not even permitted to have armed forces anymore, let alone join alliances with others."

"Well, your in an alliance with us..."

"I am terribly, utmost sorry, Empress! But I was under impression we were entering into a trade union with each other! If I have misled you, I am indeed heavy with regret, but I am in function, simply a puppet of MacArthur, who has yet to leave us be."

"...Damn it."

"Do not worry. in exchange for this terrible miscommunication, I believe we can come to a most worthy condition about the... American presence on our shores. Then we can indeed, discuss the possibilities of alliance."

Actions

>...Alright, alright. Make plans to deal with the American presence... Japan allied with you is simply too worthwhile.
>Hang up, you aren't exactly going to deal with America just yet...
>...Change back to the original topic... Perhaps you can get some good investements...
>Write-in
>>
>>2309317
>...Alright, alright. Make plans to deal with the American presence... Japan allied with you is simply too worthwhile.
>>
You decide to deal with the American presence somehow...

>Attack them off the island.
>Make a deal with the Americans!
>Convince them to leave the island!
>Brainwash them to leave the island... (Psionics)
>Write-in
>>
>>2309367
>Make a deal with the Americans!

Let's make a deal so bad with the us Senate it pisses McArthur off to no end.
>>
Waiting for more votes.
>>
>>2309367
>Make a deal with the Americans!
>>
>>2309367
>Make a deal with the Americans!
>>
You decide to send a message to the USA about having Japan become independent...

What to say and offer anons?
>>
Also, here's a list.

>Offer immortality... Via mutagens.
>Offer money!
>Offer... Friendship?
>Offer economic stabilization
>Write-in
>>
>>2309963
>Offer... Friendship?
>>
>>2309963
>Offer... Friendship?
>>
>>2309963
>Offer economic stabilization

>Write-in
Threaten economic sanctions if they refuse.
>>
You of course... Offer friendship.

Roll me a 1d100-40 anons.

DC: 90

+15 for convincing arguments on how you'll be totally friends. 100%.
+15 for convincing them that this is a really, really good idea.
+15 for mentioning how being friends with a draconic family could be really good?
+5 for threatening to get out Annabelle.
>>
Rolled 58 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2310107
>"Of course we'll be good friends! I am a dragon, and my honor would never allow me to betray anyone I considered a friend!"
>"Being my friend is usually a very good idea. Have you seen Japan? They are my friend and they got quite a good reward out of the deal."
>"After all, those that aren't my friends are my enemies, and I think you've seen exactly what happens to my enemies..."
>"Have you met Anna? She's quite easy to anger... and trust me, your measly little nukes are nothing compared to her undying rage."
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2310107
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2310107
Using these>>2310125
>>
You of course, get a firm no.

Anons want to continue cutting deals?

> Yes
> No
>>
>>2310307
> Yes
>>
>>2310307
>Yes
Enough pleasentries
>Offer money!
Quick question, which party in the US has the majority of the house and Senate.
>>
>>2310307
> Yes

We tried being nice. Now we do it my way. Offer them the following choice:


America either pulls out of Japan or we begin economic sanctions against them (trade tariffs, bans on certain imports, etc) and seizing assets of american companies in the commonwealth. If they do pull out however, we will grant them a cash settlement that should enable the government to restart their failing economy and promise not to develop nuclear weapons or perform major operations in america (e,g the current madness that is south america where we could easily steam roll the entire region in a few months) for the next three years.

Fact is that if they Americans refuse, they are screwing themselves over. Their economy loses their main export market as well as a major if not main provider of industrial capacity and resources from the Russian factories and the African colonies. Not to mention all the assets we seize could potentially bankrupt entire conglomerates. This is before mentioning, they know we could easily take south america and that given our scientific abilities, nukes aren't off the table.

If they refuse, we can parade it in the news and turn their public against their government. That they would willingly doom their economy to major sanctions when the alternative was a massive boost to it, all over the Japanese.


Worst comes to worst...well I've been wanting to perform a military parade / state of the nation speech to our people for sometime now, to marvel them with our achievements, both military and civilian. If we prove we made Annabelle and her nuclear abilities or even just her conventional ones, the Americans odd to accept that we could force the issue if we wanted to. Plus, I really want to do a nice big military parade and show off some of our prototype weapons. We developed decent lasers awhile back and if we scale them up, we could have a prism tank in a bout a weeks work.
>>
>>2310346
Anon, you had me at military parade, be my valentine?
>>
>>2310360
>Anon, you had me at military parade, be my valentine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89xoZyE1g


Seriously though, I think it'd be a good idea. I mean, we've got a huge military and a bunch of advanced technologies we could create prototypes with to demonstrate our strength with. Only problem is most of the kind of music I'd want to use isn't a thing in universe yet.
>>
Alright, so, economic sanctions and severe economic penalties...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for dealing and wheeling...

DC: 80

+20 for a "nice" message to the congress of the United States...
+10 for maybe sending a personal threat to President Eisenhower.
>>
Rolled 7 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2310408
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2310408
>>
Rolled 89 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2310408
>+20 for a "nice" message to the congress of the United States...

"To the corrupt, self-serving and irresponsible 'democratic representatives' of the people of the united states, we the leaders of the Commonwealth, present this list of terms in hopes you will see reason or at least, see the risk of your current course of action."

>+10 for maybe sending a personal threat to President Eisenhower.

"To President Eisenhower, we would warn you against any public appearances if you don't accept this. Who knows what a disgruntled member of your public might do to the president that lost them their job and their investments over seas."
>>
Rolled 37, 19, 24 = 80 (3d100)

Surprisingly enough, the Americans yield to you!

Ignore my roll.
>>
>>2310423
>>2310346
Damn anon, if you're gonna stick around then I'm gonna stop doing write-ins. Yours are unmeasurably better.
>>
Rolled 57, 15 = 72 (2d100)

You of course, hear a huge wave of unrest sweep over the United States, particularly in the South and Midwest...

Ignore my next roll.
>>
>>2310429
I've been here since thread one. I just drop in and out as I feel I'm needed and as my interest changes.
>>
It seems that in the United States, a movement in California led by a man called Ronald Reagan and aspiring politician along with an apparently highly influential actor, has openly called the United States government to be "working for large corporations."

Seemingly overnight, a large movement in the West Coast begins to petition for independence...

America has been globally embarrased as well...

Anons want to try and use their spies to further American unrest?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2310438
>No.

If we intervene and are discovered, it could reunify america under the belief we are the cause of all their problems.

Best to let things continue as is and work on improving our new holdings and such.
>>
>>2310438
>Yes.
>>
>>2310440
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

You decide against it.

Of course, with that...

Ignore my roll.
>>
It seems Annabelle isn't too angry with what you've done, though seems a bit displeased with your "anti-American" attitude.

Actions

>Convince her it's in the right.
>She only slightly disapproves. Ignore her.
>Write-in
>>
Any of you guys up for making her president?
She'd do what we tell her to do. And she said she wanted to.
>>
>>2310459
>Convince her it's in the right.


"The american government was denying the Japanese their right to determine their own nation's future and to arm and defend themselves because of the actions of their pre-war government. What if the american government had done that to the southern states after the civil war? What if they had stopped giving them political representation, denied them the second amendment and prevented them from having any national guard troops? Would they have been in the right to deny these rights?

If you think so, then you'd deny citizens political representation and determination for the actions of others. If not, then you can't object to my actions besides through the lens of nationalism and in that case, you must understand I am making the current government, who you dislike, look weak: which will lead to a new political landscape as their parties are seen as weak and not respectable.

My actions shall create a new america but I admit that I have no idea what it shall be like."


>>2310465
Nah. I want to absorb america given time and I get the feeling she'd want to avoid that.
>>
>>2310465
Lets absorb it, then maybe have Anna become it's figurehead or something.
>>
>>2310459
>Convince her it's in the right.
>>
>>2310459
>Convince her it's in the right.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 anons.

+20 for getting through Annabelle's thick nationalist skull.
+15 for otherwise convincing her that American doesn't really "need" japan...
+5 for mentioning how you'd love to have a die-hard nationalist like her as your average citizen
>>
Rolled 34 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2310500
>>
Rolled 50 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2310500
>Did i put America in this situation or did their government? They could have instituted tariffs and kept industry in their own country through a change of law and trade rules, they didn't this is their own fault.
>American's don't even need Japan, look at the geography, American has the best natural infrastructure on the planet, if they were the only country on the planet, they could build themselves a thriving economy. They don't even use Japan to build up their economy, only using it as occupied territory.
>The one thing I DO envy you American for though, is how loyal you are to your own damn country! My citizens are always watching, but look at your's content happy, as long as you have work and TV you'll wave your flag and praise the president. The only think i can say i hate about it is how corrupt it's made your leaders.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2310500
>>
Annabelle relents a bit, a bit disgruntled but understanding.

With that done...

Anons want to do the parade/state of the union idea?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2310549
>Yes.
>>
>>2310549
Military Parade!
>Yes
we can do a sotu at the end of the parade.
>>
>>2310549
>Yes.
>>
>>2310549
>Yes.


Now begins the appropriate music posting.
>>
Yes.

Alright, you begin to organize a military parade...

Who should lead it?

>Renexizious.
>Elizabeth.
>>
>>2310577
>Renexizious.
>>
>>2310577
>Ren.
>Have Lizz do the sotc address at the end.
>>
>>2310577
>Renexizious.
>>
What unit do you want to be the vanguard of the parade?

> Dragotaur Regiment
> Half Dragon Regiment
> Yuan Ti Regiment
> Finnish Sniper Regiment
> Write in

Also, want your kids to come?

> Yes
> No
>>
>>2310664
> Dragotaur Regiment
>>
>>2310664
> Dragotaur Regiment
Followed by
> Half Dragon Regiment
> Yes
Tanks should always lead.
>>
>>2310676
>>
>>2310676
>>
Alright...

So, what do anons want to do for the state of the union?

> Put fear into the world. Display your WMD
> Inspire your citizens.
> Write in
>>
>>2310707
>Inspire your citizens.


Let's face it, we don't need more fear. We want our citizens more productive and loyal.
>>
>>2310707
>Inspire your citizens.
>>
>>2310707
>Inspire your citizens.
>>
>>2310707
> Inspire your citizens.
I think we're getting close to the point we can just command the world to unite under our banner, just need to reaffirm some control over a few European countries and we can demand America join the commonwealth.
>>
>>2310725
Actually I think we've got most if not all of Europe at this point.


All I can think of that is left is Ethiopia, Afghanistan, Iran / misc middle east, China and then we should own all of Europe, Africa and Asia.
>>
>>2310737
Something happened with Spain. not sure what exactly I missed last thread. Ethiopia could probably be subjugated in a week. China would be a war. The middle east should be last or second to last.
>>
Roll me a 1d100 anons for inspiration.

Bonus for speeches.
>>
>>2310746
Spain's economy fell apart, causing the country to split into a civil war which was then followed by a massive wave of chaos followers and a vampire necromancer revolution under Vlad.

But we did get Franco out and turned him into a half-dragon.

So essentially, I want to prototype a bunch of new "sci-fi"-esque weapons and deploy them to subjugate the region and bring it into the commonwealth. Both as a way to test some ideas of mine and also for the PR.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2310749
Can't type, somebody give a real good one about our control of half the planet and the strength of our people, who make up the backbone of our industry. Then boast about how they are what has given the empire it's economic superiority over the world, and it's vast prosperity.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2310749
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2310749
>>
Someone write a speech, quickly
>>
>Someone write a speech, quickly
>>2310749
"Citizens of the commonwealth, I address you today as the leader of the largest, strongest and richest nation to have ever graced the surface of this bountiful earth. Yet I must thank each and every one of you who has made this possible. As of this moment in time, we are the most prosperous, most advanced and unified force on this planet. Such that, even as the nations around us descend into war and chaos, recession and decay, we have stood taller than ever before.

The fact remains that this wouldn't be possible without the efforts of every one of you who toils in the fields, factories, offices, labs and army. We are all parts of something greater: something that has allowed for an unrivalled age of growth and living for all those in our nation, something that has raised hundreds of thousands out of poverty and created new opportunities for advancement.

I want you all to understand we are at the verge of a new era of technological and social development unlike any seen since the industrial revolution. We shall soon see the efforts of inventors, scientists, designers and engineers raise us even further. We are entering the future we only dreamed of a few scant years ago. It wasn't long ago that the mere concept of a orbital communications system would've been seen as a impossibility yet it was not long ago I launched a satellite into orbit that proves the idea is possible and even reasonable with our technology!

We stand on the precipice of an era of advancement which shall see more and more of society become interconnected. Communications are ever accelerating and ever advancing: becoming smaller, cheaper and easier to use. Yet at the same time, we have developed ever more advanced automated machines, that if fed information, can make decisions far faster than a human.

Your work, however insignificant, still contributes to this. So take pride in your work and know you are bringing about a better world and most importantly, that it is by all of our efforts that our glorious nation has become so amazing for those that live in it."


Its shit but fuck it I'm in a rush, need to sleep. Night all.
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>>2310843
Thank you Anon.
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Righto since QM is off to church here I am to temporarily take the QM spot.

When stating your speech to your people you're soon greeted with thunderous applause. Thousands upon thousands of hands clapping loud enough to drown out your own thoughts, they love it that's for sure

>You're now Liz

The people love your husband's speech, now it's time for you to give the people a speech of your very own. But what kind of speech should it be?

>Warlike
>Motherly/Kind
>Patriotic
>Write in
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>>2311099
>Motherly/Kind
M O M M Y
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>>2311110

Well then, roll boyo. I'll give a bonus if you write up a speech let's say a +40
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2311133
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Hey anons, back from church. Do anons want me to continue?

> Yes
> Wait for more rolls/bonuses
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>>2311286
> Yes
Has the lord been praised and the ammunition passed?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2311133
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>>2311286
>> Yes
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>>2311289
Nah, just a vegetarian for a day, fuck my life.

Looks like continue wins.

Gonna ask if anons want to announce any goals or revolutionary tech to awe your citizens?
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>>2311316
We're going to liberate Spain from the demon horde that has possessed it. When hell threatens the commonwealth, we invade hell! (or in this case the immaterium.)
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So, invade Spain.

Any other goals? Note that people really like you following through on promises.

Also will be home soon.
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>>2311330

Reform the military into a fighting force to be proud of by the people of the empire and dreaded by the enemy
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>>2311335
Kek, good meme.

Anything else or continue?
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>>2311339
Prepare some of our heirs to better rule over a few countries so that Spain never happens again. (We need to put a heavier foot on chaos)
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>>2311339

Sexbots

>>2311346

Hey now, don't tread on me
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>>2311348
To late, you've tread on my Franco.
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>>2311348
You haven't even invented 4chan or shitposting anon, one step at a time.
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>>2311350

It wasn't ME who tread on your facist husbando, that was some Tzeentchian jobber

>>2311351

Well it's time we get to making Mongolian throat singing boards
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Back home anons.

With those promises, Liz's maternal attitude over her citizens and Ren's stalwartness...

Your popularity massively increases, and you do a military march to showcase your might...

Want to show off any of your revolutionary weapons?

>Annabelle.
>Laser Weaponry.
>Jet Fighters
>Dragotaur Paratroopers
>Write-in
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>>2311461

>Annabelle.
>Jet Fighters
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>>2311461
>Jet Fighters
If we show off annabella we have to stress that she's an american volunteer. otherwise she's useless as a political asset there.
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Anons sure? This is basically making public you have anodah giant behemoth of doom.
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>>2311503
I'd much rather use her politically with America, but if Chaos insist, then we should announce her as a special volunteer from America.
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Alright, roll me a 1d100+60 to further inspire loyalty and admiration from your population...

+25 for showing off your prototype jet fighters, and how they'll benefit your cause?
+25 for finding a way to show off the American Annabelle, and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies... Yet striking love and admiration into your citizens!

If everything happens, critical autosuccess.
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Rolled 33 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2311551
>"By responding from much farther away much faster than a typical plane can, these jets will ensure aerial superiority through interception of enemy fighters and bombers." Have them dart from one end of the city to the next rapidly.
>Have Anabella Transform as she joins the parade. At the end of it she can Fire her laser into the ground and plant a giant flagpole, Commonwealth nation flags first, American at the bottom, but above what would be considered "state" flags
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2311551
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2311551
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>>2311575
Just note, a laser breath would be nuking your own citizens.

>>2311592
Also ignoring this.

So of course, as predicted, your citizens seem to be hugely impressed by your promises, technological advances, and over state of being around things.

Stability has massively improved.

With that over, Liz comes to you in a rather startling idea..

"...So, I was considering an "example" to show off how powerful we actually are..."

"What?"

"Well, as you know, South America is practically undefended, and America is a push over... I was considering perhaps we could get Spain interested in taking it over..."

"Franco?"

"...Well, yes... Though I do know another man... Do you know Salazar of Portugal?"

"Salazar?"

"Oh, he's a fascist. But a damned good one. Portuguese, works damned well with money, and is demoted to just a mere economic advisor in Portugal from his previous position as it's dictator..."

"...I see."

"Besides, I don't want to go through the hassel of South America, they can't even speak English. Not to mention you can't even go there... So why don't we have one of our puppets and friends take power?"

Actions

>...Yes. Perhaps taking over South America might be wonderful.
>Wait! France! Those damned Frenchies NEED to be shown how beneficial it is to stay within your sphere...
>Wait... Why not Japan? Surely nothing could go wrong.
>Portugal regaining control of South America? Sounds good...
>...Franco's been a good friend. He's sent volunteers, was the only coutnry who didn't hate you... Franco's a good friend. Spain should control South America...
>...One of your kids should control South America, in all honesty... That's probably the best idea...
>You have a silly idea. Maybe Serbia or Russia. What's the worst that could happen?
>Write-in
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>>2311612
>...Yes. Perhaps taking over South America might be wonderful.
>Which one of us should do that while the other takes care of the French problem?
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>>2311624
What do you mean, "take care" of the french problem?
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>>2311628
They're trying to leave the Commonwealth or did I missed what you posted? I mean encourage them to stay and resolve the grievances.
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>>2311612
>>Portugal regaining control of South America? Sounds good...
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>>2311612
>Portugal regaining control of South America? Sounds good...
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>>2311633
Nah, I'm used to "problem solving" being genocide, sorry.

So, who should go take over South America?

>Liz.
>Ren
>Anna

Who should take care of helping France?

>Liz
>Ren
>Frankizka
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>>2311636
>Liz.
Can't think of anyone better to sway them to the Commonwealth
>Frankizka
I suspect fuckery to be the cause, who better to find fuckery.
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>>2311636
>Ren


>Frankizka
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>>2311645
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>>2311643
They might be hard to sway over, since they're all at war with each other over resources...
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>>2311657
>Ren
By force it is then.
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Ren it is.

Frankizka it is as well.

Want to take anyone with you?

(Ren)

>Take Anna.
>Take Liz.
>Don't take anyone.

Frankizka

>Take Liz
>Take Anna
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>>2311673
Ren
>Don't take anyone.
Frankizka
>Take Liz
If they still hate each other they can work on separate angles.
>>
Waiting for more votes.
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>>2311682
>>
>>2311682
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How should anons deal with South America?

> Conquer it
> Try to convince them to join you...
> Wipe it all out. (Genocide)
> Write In
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>>2312027
>> Conquer it
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>>2312027
> Conquer it
>>
Conquer wins.

Where do anons want to begin?

>Mexico
>Middle America
>Brazil
>Chile
>Peru
>Argentina (Destroyed, needs people to settle it.)
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>>2312046
>>Mexico
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>>2312046
>>Mexico
>>
Anons sure? Mexico is quite close to the USA.
>>
>>2312046
>Middle America
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>>2312046

>Brazil

We take out one of the more powerful of the countries we can just steamroll through the rest of the continent
>>
Looks like Mexico is winning...

Renexizious of course, flies over to Mexico...

What's his first target anons?

>Destroy Mexico City, and force them to surrender...
>...Target their armed forces. Maybe you can get them to surrender without hurting any of the citizens...
>...Well, your a huge, intimidating dragon. You could honestly just walk through the streets shouting propganda or something... Attempt to win hearts and minds?
>...You know what? Call Annabelle. She'd love it here.
>Write-in
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

Also, ignore my roll.
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>>2312097


>...Well, your a huge, intimidating dragon. You could honestly just walk through the streets shouting propganda or something... Attempt to win hearts and minds?

Time to shout out bullshit about being Quetzalcotal
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>>2312097
>...Well, your a huge, intimidating dragon. You could honestly just walk through the streets shouting propganda or something... Attempt to win hearts and minds?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.

+30 for crashing into the Mexican streets, scaring the wetbacks, and shouting propganda.
+25 for trying your best to avoid destruction... But optionally choose to threaten them with it.

DC is 80
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2312104
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Rolled 31 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2312104

>Land into the middle of the street, "HEAR ME MEXICANS, BEANERS, WETBACKS, WHATEVER! I ASK ON BEHALF OF MY EMPIRE THAT YOU HARD WORKING MEN AND WOMEN JOIN YOUR COUNTRY WITH MY EMPIRE! BECAUSE WHAT'S AMERICA DONE FOR YOU ALL? NOTHING! JOIN WITH THE COMMONWEALTH AND YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF! ASK QUICKLY OR I DESTROY THIS CITY QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY GINGO!"
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The Mexicans of course, seem fairly convinced by the giant dragon in their streets to not really fight back...

In fact, the soldiers quickly desert the beaners, and it's not too long before you come in front of the Mexican government with an army of Mexicans at your back.

That was easy.

Actions

>...Nom the government.
>...Ask nicely if they'd be willing to appoint you the Emperor of Mexico?
>Force them to make you the Emperor of Mexico.
>Write-in
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2312104
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>>2312111
>Force them to make you the Emperor of Mexico.
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>>2312111

>...Ask nicely if they'd be willing to appoint you the Emperor of Mexico?
>>
Anons want to have a lavish ceremony, a quick crowning, or just leave?

>...Lavish ceremony. Impress the Mexicans, why not.
>...Eh, force them to make a crown big enough for your human form. Good enough.
>...Force them to make a crown for your dragon form. That's gonna mess with them good.
>...Head to another country. No time to lose!
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>>2312116

>...Lavish ceremony. Impress the Mexicans, why not.

Mexicans can really throw a celebration, so let's get one
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>>2312116
>...Lavish ceremony. Impress the Mexicans, why not.
>>
You of course, force the Mexicans to bring out their food, drink, and butter... Spending the better part of a day celebrating your own coronation, and impressing the natives quite a bit...

Until you hear a jet fly over head. A full squadron...

...An American squadron.

You get up, suddenly alert, and you notice the American jets flying back... To what seems to be a very large American mobilized force headed your way, complete with armor columns..

However, it comes to a stop quite far away, with infantry dismounting and taking positions.

Oh boy. Americans. Here to ruin your world conquest...

Actions.

>Fly back home. (Mexico will regain it's independence.
>...Fine, deal with the Americans... (Fight to control Mexico.)
>Be civil. Try to get in negotations with what they want...
>Write-in
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>>2312129
>...Fine, deal with the Americans... (Fight to control Mexico.)
>>
>>2312129

>...Fine, deal with the Americans... (Fight to control Mexico.)

If it's a war they want then they'll get a war
>>
Anons sure? This will start a war with the USA... Which is a very strong opponent.
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>>2312135

I'll switch to negotiating
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>>2312129
>Be civil. Try to get in negotations with what they want...
>>
You decide to to try and be civil, and you cautiously approach the Americans.

"What do you want?"

An American private takes out a megaphone.

Huh, seems like they're learning to have their leaders behind cover.

"We're requesting for you to leave our backyard, or we'll be forced to use... Force."

The private looks at a corporal, who nods quite nervously.

"Failure to do so will be treated as a declaration of war."

Hmph.

Actions.

>Fine. Go back home.
>...Fight.
>...Laugh?
>Intimidate the Americans...
>Convince the Americans that you are totally, 100% friendly, and not going to use the backdoor into America for anything bad.
>Write-in
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>>2312152

>...Laugh?
>Convince the Americans that you are totally, 100% friendly, and not going to use the backdoor into America for anything bad.
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Roll me a 1d100-70 anons.

DC 90

+20 for... Attempting to be convincing that you are... Totally friendly. 100%.
+20 for trying your best to not... Terrify the shit out of the mortals. Yet.
+15 for forced smiles, and trying to be "polite"
+5 for trying your best to not laugh your ass off at "not wanting to conquer America".
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Rolled 36 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>2312156

>Shapeshift down into human form
>"Well heh, I can see why you'd think that but I'm not gonna attack. I'm just uh, here to be nice and be closer to America and be friendly and diplomatic and all that you know? Conquering America is something I don't want you know, so just trust me on this."
>>
All the Americans do is point guns at you, and get further ready for you.

...Great, they aren't buying it.

Damn it.

Actions.

>Fine, go back home.
>Fight. (Be warned...)
>Intimidate?
>Write-in
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>>2312172

>Intimidate?

At first you don't succeed at negotiating, scare the piss out of them
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Roll me a 1d100-60 anons.

DC 90

+20 for trying to be to be a terrifying behemoth who'll single-handily crush the USA.
+20 for threatening their precious 'liberty" and "freedoms" when you take over their shitty country.
+10 for mentioning how in time, their descendants will recognize you for your glory and prestige!
+5 for offering a deal for them to survive...
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2312178

>"I think you don't understand your situation, I'm a dragon who leads the largest empire in all of history. If you want to start a war with me because I merely wish to have this country, then I'll gladly strip every freedom and liberty that you all have once your's surrenders to me. And in time your grandchildren will realize that you were in the wrong, so just leave and let me have Mexico and you all can have the chance to live. Fair enough?"
>>
You can tell quite clearly that the Americans are not fucking pleased by what you just said, and are very clearly ready to open fire on you, right this moment.

Oops.

Actions.

>...Use Barbaric? (...Get the first attack!)
>...Flee! (...Embarrass yourself on the global stage.)
>Write-in
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>>2312183

>Write-in

Let's head on down to Chile and conquer it instead of Mexico
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>>2312183
>Write-in
"Fine, I'll avoid war with you and take my interests elsewhere. After all, I seek no conflict with the american people. You're the ones making such a god damn issue out of it. Everything north of central america can be a buffer zone alright? South america is mine though."


>>2312187
In future mate, please know when to stop trying. For god sake you should have stopped when we failed to convince them rather than trying to intimidate because even if that had worked, the Americans would've started gearing up even more for a war with us.
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>>2312191

I just wanted better access to tacos
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You sigh, and decide to fly off...

You hear the Americans cheer as you fly off, and you decide to go to Chile...

Hopefully this goes better.

What to do?

>Destroy the capital of Chile...
>Target the army!
>Attempt to get the population on your side!
>Write-in
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>>2312196

>Attempt to get the population on your side!
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>>2312194
And because of that you have embarrassed us on the global stage. Although I applaud you for at least backing down from an actual war.

>>2312196
>Attempt to get the population on your side!

Let's get this shit done right.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 anons.

+30 for pro-draconic propganda!
+20 for trying to get the population on your side by saying how your going to liberate them from... Whoever rules this place!
>>
Sorry, forgot to mention, DC was 70
>>
Rolled 93 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2312203

>"Chileans! I've come to liberate you from whoever rules this place! Leaving you stuck in mortal shells, instead of draconic forms that give you strength, intelligence, a brand new and greater version of what you already are!"

>>2312201

Well, let's just focus on conquering actual South America
>>
With utmost ease, it seems like the Chileans were just waiting for an excuse to take up arms against the despotic regime ruling over them.

In a matter of hours, the Chileans storm the presidental palace, execute the president, and declare you the new president, just for simply showing up.

...How considerate, and easy.

You of course, thank them, and choose another target...

>Brazil
>Peru
>Argentina (Needs to be colonized.)
>Middle America
>>
>>2312213

>Peru
>>
>>2312213
>Brazil

They are the strongest in the region, we want to take them out before they realise we are coming for them.
>>
Your next target is of course, Peru...

You fly over to Peru...

This should be easy.

Actions

>Destroy capital.
>Target their armed forces!
>Get the population on your side!
>Write-in
>>
>>2312215
To be honest, Brazil is the only country of note. Other countries are basically just pit stops here. Seriously, it took you 30 minutes to take over Chile, and this might take a bit more time...

Also, sorry for posting too fast, in a bit of a rush.
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>>2312216
>Get the population on your side!
>>
>>2312216

>Get the population on your side!

Keep on a trucking with the populace
>>
>>2312216
>Get the population on your side!

See if south america becomes our most loyal region I'll laugh.
>>
You decide to do the same thing from before...

Roll me a 1d100+30 anons!

DC 75!

+20 for pro-draconic propganda!
+20 for taking about liberation from being American puppets, and how your the new world power now!
>>
Rolled 11 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2312222
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2312222
>>
Rolled 37 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2312222

>"People of Peru! I've come to liberate you all from being American puppets and into becoming wise and powerful draconic people of the Commwealth! Our empire is the new world power now, so why not join us?"
>>
Just like Chile, it's quite easy to get another population uprising. Simple, easy... Efficent!

You've gained control of Peru!

So...

>Brazil (Hard!)
>Middle America
>Argentina (needs to be colonized.)
>Head home.
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>>2312231

>Brazil (Hard!)

Get it out of the way
>>
>>2312231
>>Middle America
Let's get them all before Brazil to force them to comply if they on't want it.
>>
>>2312234

Eh, I'll switch to this to save us some time
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Middle America..

You fly over... And note that many of these countries have a US navy not too far away...

In fact, you notice what seems to be carriers...

Anons sure about attacking Middle America?

>Yes. (America will take it as a threat, mostly because of the Panama Canal!)
>...Nevermind, go after Brazil next.
>>
>>2312242
>...Nevermind, go after Brazil next.
>>
>>2312242

>...Nevermind, go after Brazil next.

All in due time
>>
You go after Brazil..

Unlike practically every other single South American country, Brazil is actually very powerful. Having taken over Venezula, Paraguay, Colombia, it's practically the superpower on South America, led by the very popular president Getulio Vargas, a practical hero in the eyes of most Brazilians. It has an economy largely regarded as the "Sleeping Giant" of South America, and in fact, is one of the few countries unaffected by your gold... Mostly due to the huge vast reserves of gold, and economic nationalization preventing much influence to them...

Compared to this, the Brazilian army is very well trained although does have dated equipment, most of it from America.

Brazil is largely on neutral relations with you and America.

What do anons want to do?

>Try to get them to join willingly...
>...Take them over forcibly.
>...Try to inspire a revolution.
>Write-in
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>>2312254
>Try to get them to join willingly...
Meet with their president
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>>2312254

>Try to get them to join willingly...
>>
You of course, decide to see if they'd be willing to join willingly...

Do you want to land in front of the presidental palace as a dragon, or on the outskirts and shift down to be more polite?

>Be polite about it. Land on the outskirts and shift down...
>...Be bold. Land in front of the palace.
>>
>>2312262

>Be polite about it. Land on the outskirts and shift down...
>>
>>2312258
>Be polite about it. Land on the outskirts and shift down...
>>
>>2312262
>Be polite about it. Land on the outskirts and shift down...
>>
You of course, decide to be polite, and you make your way to the presidental palace...

Eventually, after some insistance, you get into the president's office, who shakes hands with you.

"You need something, dragon?"

"Well, I'm here to discuss you joining the empire..."

"...Go ahead."

Roll me a 1d100+10 to see if you can convince him to join.

DC 95

+10 for giving him convincing arguments on joining...
+10 for offering potential immortality...
+15 for mentioning how you'd hate to consider him a threat...
>>
Rolled 74 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2312275
>"You'd be joining the most powerful empire on the planet... I've already integrated a large amount of countries into the Commonwealth, and they have all prospered as a result."
>Not to mention, I have in my possession mutagens, which can elevate you to Dragons... a superior life-form. You have heard about Japan I assume?"
>"I'd be very happy to be able to call you a friend... after all, my enemies are usually... short lived."
>>
Rolled 81 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2312275

>"Well think of it like this, the Commonwealth is the largest empire in the history of the entire world. I only wish to add my prosperity to your's. I can even grant you immortality, make you a half-dragon even a full dragon. Just know that my friends get to know prosperity, while my enemies well...let's just say they have more troubles than it's worth."
>>
Of course, your offers very quickly tempt him.

"...I suppose it might be beneficial..."

"Yes, it very well could be..."

He seems awfully tempted.

"...Well... I suppose I can join the Commonwealth..."

"Great! You and your people surely will not regret it!"

Of course, you pass him the half-dragon mutagen...

You have conquered all of South America peacefully! (Save for Argentina. For now.)

With that, your conquests end for South America...

Now, for France...

Who's PoV anons?

>Liz.
>Frankizka.
>>
>>2312288
>Frankizka.
>>
>>2312288
>Frankizka.
>>
>>2312288

>Frankizka.
>>
You are now Frankizka, and currently, you and Elizabeth in a hotel in France, in seperate rooms.

Which Liz seems to fail at understanding, with her STILL desiring a relationship with you! Disgusting homosexual... Even if she might indeed, be a bit alluring, her pheromones are not going to be influencing you any time soon like some commoner...

Of course, your here to investigate, not have sex, unlike what Liz seems to desire, and so far your investigations have led to quite a few suspects... Perhaps someone on the French king's council, perhaps a communist party, maybe even vampires... Who knows... But you DO know, that clearly mages are at work...

"Oh my God! Ren actually did it!"

You hear from Liz's room. She seems to be celebrating... Well, judging from the noise, Ren's conquest of South America.

Roll me a 1d100+50 for how happy Liz is with Renexizious for his progress!

+20 for Liz finding a way to celebrate, and even reward Ren for his conquests...
+15 for harrassing or annoying the shit out of Frankizka while she celebrates in her own room...
+5 for being so proud of Ren and reflect on how great these last few days have been.

If everything's done, critical autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 94 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2312301
>>
>>2312301
>"When I get back I'll make sure to celebrate with him... for a looong time..."
>Barge into Frankizka's room and hug her. Breasts right in her face.
>>
Liz of course, seems to get drunk as fuck next door, partying wildly while you connect the clues.

She of course, comes drunkingly stambling into your room, interrupting your thoughts, and attempting to put her breasts right in your face.

"Sacreu bleu! Do you have no shame, you drunken harlot? Go back to your damn room!"

"...Come on... Just relax a bit..."

You of course, have to lure her back to her own room with wine, and you make sure to lock the door.

Roll me a 1d100+30 for Frankizka's detecting ability.

+15 for hating Elizabeth and her lesbian ways, not to mention degeneracy. It's so damn hard to think.
+5 for getting Liz to be more quiet.
+5 for... Resisting her charms from earlier, and trying to not think about her nice, gentle hug...
>>
>>2312316
DC for this is hidden.

Also, roll is for how well she can DEDUCE!
>>
Rolled 38 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2312316

>Cover Liz's mouth up
>"Damn drunken dyke with her huge, disgusting...amazing breasts. Sigmar's shit Fanziska! Control yourself!
>>
Rolled 78 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2312316
>"D-Damn that woman... Shoving her b-breasts right in my face... Has she no dignity?!"
>Try to make her fall asleep.
>"Just relax Frankizka... Don't think about her soft breasts... Or her huge rear... Or those strong legs... Or that hug... Oh by Sigmar that hug..."
>>
78+55=133

Giving a bit of shudder after her unchaste thoughts, Frankizka begins to deduce...

Firstly, it seems quite evident that almost everyone in France despises Renexizious and Elizabeth. Quite plain to see. But the reason behind it seems to not be just simple nationalism, but something more. After some minor paperwork, you find an interesting trend.

Apparently, the only few people who indeed like Renexizious seems to be on the king's court. Meaning that it's from the bottom up, not from the top to bottom in this loyalty problem.

In fact, you believe that the media has a lot to do with this, as you observe the extremely biased news, newspapers...

But who's funding these? The Commonwealth censors these, right? How they are getting past the censors?

Frankizka of course, begins to delve deeper into this... While Elizabeth tries to break out of her room.

Roll me a 1d100+40 for continuing to detect...

+25 for getting Elizabeth to calm down, and stay in her fucking room and not make any damn noise. Your doing work!
+5 for thinking a tad minute on Ren's happiness when you present your findings to him... By Sigmar, you miss him a bit...
>>
Rolled 53 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2312342

>"Liz for Sigmar's sake stop making so much fucking noise! I'm working here! Ren's going to be happy with my findings here, I miss that womanizing lizard."
>>
Rolled 85 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2312342
>"Liz please, I'll let you hug me later, I'm in the middle of something!"
>"I hope he aproves of my findings... It has been a while sjnce I've been with him."
>>
Of course, she continues to delve deeper...

Eventually, she traces the sources of the news. Strangely enough, back to multiple universities. Which are funded by American companies, which are supported by British financiers...

So the French media are being funded overseas to be such obnoxious assholes!

Well, that was simple... But it doesn't explain it getting past the censors.

Of course, you hear the door outside collapse, and Liz knocking on your door.

"...C'mon sssweetie... Jussst a hug? You really shouldn't lock the door on me like that..."

"FUCK OFF! For the last time, I am trying to work!"

"...Fine then..."

You hear her slither away. Finally! Some peace and quiet.

Roll me a 1d100+40 for deducing further...

+25 for thinking if you were too harsh on Liz... She just wants a hug, after all... But she is a fucking homosexual.
+5 for considering one of Liz's snek hug... It could be comfortable... Maybe...
>>
Rolled 72 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2312359

>Maybe I was too harsh on her, all she wanted was just a hug. And hey a snake hug would probably be pretty comfy, but she's a Sigmardamned homosexual
>>
Rolled 79 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2312359
>"Maybe I'm being too harsh on her... I mean it's just a hug... It's not like I'm g-gay or anything..."
>"Her hugs are pretty comfy... So are her breasts..."
>>
Soon enough, Frankizka manages to deduce a few key things.

Firstly, it seems that these censors are... Well, they're not doing their job, firstly. Secondly, it seems that the french institution of media seems to be ignoring your censors...

Hm.

Strangely, you can't help but notice the French professors all have PHDs from the same college... A notably marxist college in France shut down when Renexizious took over...

...Not to mention mages degrees? But it doesn't even list where their magic degrees came from...

...Strange.

Meanwhile, you hear Liz slither back into her room, and you hear her eating. She seems to have stopped celebrating, and... Well, not really talking, just eating.

...You can't help but feel bad... God, did you get her upset?

...By Sigmar, why do you even care...

Roll me a 1d100+40 for your final deduction roll...

+25 for thinking if you might of gotten Liz upset, and feeling bad, or trying to ignore your feelings...
+10 for trying to resist her serpentine charms... Or failing.
+10 for thinking how to make cheer her up, or just ignoring her...
>>
Rolled 24 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2312378
>"...Did I make her feel bad? Damn it I was just trying to work... What do I do?"
>"Oh fuck it. I'm already done here. I want to see those breasts NOW."
>Hug her from behind. Hands on her breasts.
>>
Rolled 95 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2312378
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2312378
>>
Frankizka feels a bit... Hot and bothered, but doesn't make a move on her. Surely, Liz can figure it out for herself, while you think about her wonderful... Form...

While thinking lustfully, you come up with a very... Interesting conclusion.

Indeed, all of these professors indeed ARE marxists, not to mention have... Illusion magic and enchantment... Along with plenty of recorded meetings with your censors...

Then, you find something even MORE disturbing. They've been in meetings with newspapers, media, all sorts of shit worldwide! In fact, as you delve through documents of the USSR... It seems they've been trained by the KGB as the... Brainwashing Department. The Psi-Corps.

Oh boy.

In fact, one of them are in a meeting in two days with a influencial newspaper as we speak... Seemingly having ties to the Elven Dominion, and Sigmar knows what...

...Actions?

>...Make plans to intercept this meeting...
>...Get Elizabeth and have her help you deal with these psi-corps!
>Send word of it to Ren!
>...Nevermind. You should head back home!
>Write-in
>>
>>2312500

>...Make plans to intercept this meeting...
>...Get Elizabeth and have her help you deal with these psi-corps!
>Send word of it to Ren!
>>
>>2312500
>...Make plans to intercept this meeting...
>...Get Elizabeth and have her help you deal with these psi-corps!
>Send word of it to Ren!


I swear, someday we'll open our secret files to the public and they'll be amazed at just how much we've saved their asses.
>>
>>2312500
>...Make plans to intercept this meeting...
>...Get Elizabeth and have her help you deal with these psi-corps!
>Send word of it to Ren!
>>
You of course, get Liz to help you intercept this meeting...

As you leave your room, you see Liz's door on the ground, and as you poke in..

She seems to be in bed, quite frustrated.

"Liz, we need to go stop some mages, alright? Can you help me?"

Roll me a 1d100+20 to see if you can get her to help you.

DC: 80

+15 for apologizing for your rude behavior, without showing any sign of interest in her at all.
+15 for telling her why she needs to get out of bed, stop being drunk, and stop trying to lewd you.
+5 for mentioning how she can just do it with Ren, not you.
+5 for being tsundere towards her during all this.
>>
Rolled 5 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2312520

>"Liz I'm sorry for how rude I've been but now's not the time to mope around, there's an Elven Dominion meeting about to happen and they're the ones who're behind the problems in France. And look, you can do this with Ren and not me if you want. I-It's not like I mind or anything! Go on and see if I care! Which I don't! Not jealous!"
>>
Rolled 76 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2312520
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2312520
>>
"...Fuck off."

She says, and turns over, away from you.

Shit.

What do?

> Go yourself.
> Entice her to go with a bribe?
> Write in
>>
>>2312543
> Write in
Look Liz, these guys are pros at mind powers. And not even a few days ago I was being mind controlled! I know you're mad, but you wont let me walk straight to my death will you? You're the best psy user I know! I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings... I do care for you."
>>
>>2312548
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 to see if she gets convinced to help you...

+30 for being caring and letting her know that... Well... You might hate her once in a while, but you DO care a bit.
+15 for letting her know how much this would mean to you if she helped you not get mind-controlled?
+5 for resisting her charms.
>>
Rolled 3 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2312566
>"I know I can be a bit... irritable at times, and your blatant deviancy drives me insane... but I do care for you Liz... more than I'd like to admit. So please don't leave me."
>"I really need your help here. I don't want to ever be subjected to that again."Not being in control of my actions... I would be eternally grateful. And m-more r-receptive to your... ad-advances..."
>"Breathe... don't let her wiles drive you towards deviancy."
>>
Rolled 7 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2312566

>"Look Liz, while I may shit on you from time to time I really do care about you, you know? So please come with me, I don't wanna end up mind controlled again. And plus I...no no, wait your breasts aren't one other reason I want you to go."
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2312566
>>
>>2312585
whyyyyyy.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2312566
>>
Rolled 13 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2312566
>Bite the corner of your mouth maybe the pain will distract you from the horniness
>Your an overbearing, tyrannical, sexfiend of a lizard, but, your still my queen, and I've been trying to work on this all night for yours and Ren's sake. Someone's mind controlling your citizens and I'll need your help to stop that."
>>
"I did say no, didn't I?"

"Come on, I need your help..."

"Give me a bit more and I may consider it."

Actions

> Bump up your offer more...
> Just go...
> Write In
>>
>>2312606

>Write-in

Ask what SHE wants
>>
>>2312612
>>
>>2312612
>>
>>2312612
>>
"An apology, for one."

"And?"

"That's up to you to decide. How much are you willing to give me?"

Actions

> Give her the best apology you can...
> Try to guess what she might like?
>Just leave.
> Give her something she might like?
> Write in
>>
>>2312658
> Give her the best apology you can...
>A back rub those huge tits must be heavy.
>>
>>2312658
> Give her the best apology you can...
> Give her something she might like?
Give her a hug.
>>
>>2312661
>>2312662
>>
>>2312661
>>2312662

These'll do, also Satanic trips
>>
Roll me a 1d100 anons.

+40 for a well written apology.
+15 for... Recognizing her interest in you.
>>
Rolled 66 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2312682
>"Liz, I am truly sorry if I seemed angry at you. I was working on something very important, that could have dire consequences if not taken care of. Still, I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. I'm sorry."
>"I... realize that you have an interest in me. I don't know exactly why, but I will admit you're not exactly bad looking yourself..."
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2312682
>>
Her disposition improves quite a bit at hearing your apology...

So, anons want to gift her a backup?

> Yes
> No
> Write in
>>
>>2312707

>Yes
>>
>>2312707
> Yes
>>
>>2312707
>Yes
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 to see if she appreciates this...

+15 for giving her the option of a backrub for those... Wonderful breasts.
+15 for trying your best to come up with an excuse why your doing this...
+5 for enjoying this...
+5 for what form she might appreciate this best in...
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2312724
>Your impossible to work with when your cranky, j-just lie back and enjoy.
>>
Rolled 12 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2312724
>"I c-can rub your b-breasts too if you want..."
>"I am NOT a homosexual! I'm just... being a good friend! Yeah, that."
>By Sigmar... they are so soft... and heavy..."
>That snake form of hers... she seems to enjoy being in it.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2312724
>>
Rolled 18 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2312724
>>
How are we this bad at giving a backrub
>>
>>2312750
117/100 isn't that bad.
Vampires just aren't that used to intimacy that isn't bloodsucking.
>>
You give her a fairly good backrub by your standard...

"Ahh... You should really do this more often... Your hands are so soft and delicate..."

"Are you willing to go with me yet?"

"...Well, now that you mention it, my breasts are still so sore... Could you keep on rubbing, please? Maybe a bit in the front as well...

By Sigmar...

Actions

>...Ask if there's anything else you can do?
> Fine... She wants a breast rub, you can give her one...
> Leave. You aren't degrading yourself to this...
> Write In
>>
>>2312777
> Fine... She wants a breast rub, you can give her one...
>>
>>2312777
> Fine... She wants a breast rub, you can give her one...
>>
>>2312777

> Fine... She wants a breast rub, you can give her one...
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40

+25 for hating how she enjoys your misery of misery of having to squeeze her breasts...
+15 for trying to appease her by complimenting them.
+5 for envy.
+5 for trying your best to get her to feel you...

Autosuccess if ever happens.

Critical autosuccess if anons have Liz further seduce Frankizka somehow...
>>
Rolled 78 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>2312790

>I hate how much you enjoy my misery, making me squeeze this gigantic tits. Still, they're quite nice...wish I had a pair like them myself you know? And could I uh....c-could I get felt too please?"
>>
Rolled 76 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>2312790
>"D-Damn this snake... M-Making me r-rub her b-breasts like this..."
>"They're really s-soft. And heavy. And supple too..."
>So what if her breasts are big?! Flat chests are just as good! There are people that prefer them!
>"I-If I'm rubbing your b-breasts, its only fair you r-rub mine too... r-right?"

>Liz holds Frankizka's hands on her breasts and coils her tail around her to stop her from escaping.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2312790
>>
Critical Autosuccess

Choose one

>...Gain opinion between two of them.
>...Tumbling and love?
> Write In
>>
>>2312810
>...Tumbling and love?
>>
>>2312810
>...Tumbling and love?
>>
>>2312810

>...Tumbling and love?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+20 for this tumbling. Success means bonus opinion.

+25 for Liz seducing Frankizka with the promise of boobs
+15 for Frankizka getting out of her denial, much to Liz's delight.
+5 for Liz enjoying yet another conquest... and pondering if there should be more.

Autosuccess if everything happens
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2312833
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2312833
But the denial is what makes the moral corruption fun.
>>
Rolled 50 + 65 (1d100 + 65)

>>2312833
>"Come on sweetie! Don't you just loooove my boobs?! I know you do, its all you can look at! No matter how much you deny it!"
>Frankizka doesn't say anything. Too busy sucking on Liz's boobs.
>"By Tiamat... I knew I could get you to love me eventually... "
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

Both of them of course, pass the night away with many... Kinky hijinks...

Ignore my roll.
>>
Frankizka wakes up in the morning, nestled underneath Elizabeths giant mammaries...

Did you...

By Sigmar! You actually...

...You did.

You did end up falling to Liz's temptations.

...Shit, you should of known better... Her pheromones must of caused you to fall under her influence...

Actions

>...Resist!
>...You know, she doesn't actually need to know you enjoy it... (Tsundere.)
>...Enjoy it... You've never really felt this way around another person, save for Ren...
>>
>>2312857
>...You know, she doesn't actually need to know you enjoy it... (Tsundere.)
I BRING YOU. . . WORST GIRL!
>>
>>2312857

>...Enjoy it... You've never really felt this way around another person, save for Ren...
>>
>>2312857
>...You know, she doesn't actually need to know you enjoy it... (Tsundere.)
>>
>>2312857
>...You know, she doesn't actually need to know you enjoy it... (Tsundere.)
>>
You kiss her breasts and get back up...

"...By Tiamat, that was fun... You know, I think I might just go with you now..."

"Thank Sigmar..."

She lounges and rolls over, seductively looking at you.

"...Only if you do this every week at my command."

"...Elizabeth, seriously..."

"...What? You hurt my feelings, and I'm not even asking for money. That's fairly generous, if I say so myself..."

...Sigmar, why...

Actions

>...Agree, and leave to stop the psi-corps!
>...Yeah, no. Not at will.
>Turn the tables. She wants you, clearly, and you want something in return...
>...Scoff. As if you would degrade yourself to that...
>Write-in
>>
>>2312864
>...Agree, and leave to stop the psi-corps!
>>
>>2312864

>...Agree, and leave to stop the psi-corps!
>>
You sigh, and agree...

Both of you of course, leave to stop the psi-corps together...

How do you want to do this?

>Infiltrate using a disguise...
>...Barge on the meeting in the middle of it!
>...Attempt to seduce your way inside!
>Write-in
>>
>>2312879
>Infiltrate using a disguise...
>>
>>2312879
>...Barge on the meeting in the middle of it!
They'll all be at the same place, why barge when you can just annihilate it? Have Frankizka take one of them alive in the confusion if possible.
>>
>>2312885
No, only one of them will be there.
>>
>>2312887
Alright, Iinfiltrate
>>2312884
supporting
>>
>>2312879

>Infiltrate

Would you say that Liz is a Solid Snake?
>>
Both of you decide to infiltrate...

What form should Liz go in?

>Human
>Yuan-Ti
>Half-Dragon
>Elven

Also, PoV will be Liz now.
>>
>>2312895

>Yuan-Ti

THIS SNAKE IS SOLID
>>
>>2312895
Solid (on the outside) snake
>Yuan-Ti
>>
>>2312895
>Yuan-Ti
>>2312901
>>2312904
I'd rather it be Naked myself.
>>
Yuan-Ti form...

Frankizka of course, leads you to their hideout, where some elven guards seem to be standing outside... One guy, one girl, both armed and in police uniforms...

...Around the building is a variety of ways to get in, and with some searching you can probably find the best avenue...

It seems to be an abandoned office building.

ACtions

>Try to get through the front. (You need a disguise though... Or you can fight the guards.)
>Try to find an alternative entrance in...
>...Try to seduce/charm the guards to leave you alone...
>...Write-in
>>
>>2312909
>Try to find an alternative entrance in...
>>
>>2312909

>Try to find an alternative entrance in...

Time for excessive mind fucking
>>
>>2312909
>Try to find an alternative entrance in...
>>
>>2312912
>>
Roll me a 1d100+50 Anons...

+15 for reassuring Frankizka you'll be back... And complain a bit about your back... Perhaps later she'll help out again...
+15 for ideas on how to get in... Vents maybe...
+5 for enjoying your bust a bit too much...
>>
Rolled 2 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2312918

Could get in by the vents

>Don't worry Fran, I'll be back before you know it. Back's killing me though, maybe I could get her to help me out once we're done here
>Man these titters I have are the best! Best tits in the world!
>>
You of course, find a nice vent to crawl through...

Only to find that it's tiny.

In fact, as you attempt to squeeze through... You find yourself... Stuck?

...Stuck.

You try shifting to your elf form. Doesn't work.
You try to shift to your half-dragon form... It crinkles the vent a bit...

And then drops you head first onto the otherside, making a shitload of noise. You quickly shift back to Yuan-Ti though, and hear footsteps coming your way...

Fuck..

>Shake it off, and get ready to aggressively charm! (Scottish Rage)
>...Hide!
>Write-in
>>
>>2312927
>...Hide!
>>
>>2312928
>>
>>2312927
>...Hide!
>>
>>2312927

>Hide and if he investigates kill him
>>
Anons want to use the critical or just hide normally?

>Use critical.
>Hide normally! (Dice roll.)
>>
>>2312933

That depends, what's the DC to hide?
>>
>>2312936
85

Liz has a modifier of +40
>>
>>2312933
>Hide normally! (Dice roll.)
>>
>>2312933
>Hide normally! (Dice roll.)
>>
>>2312939

Alright, well let's roll
>>
>>2312933
>Hide normally! (Dice roll.)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 anons.

DC 85

+15 for theories on where to hide!
>>
Rolled 46 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2312946
>Try to find a janitor's closet.
>>
Rolled 54 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2312946

Climb up onto the cieling
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2312946
>>
You of course, slither into a closet, and wait...

The guard however, seems to be searching for whatever made the disturbance, and is gradually getting closer to finding you, though it'll certainly take a while...

So of course, you look around for whatever could help you...

...Hm.

...A... Cardboard box, full of Japanese comics.

Perfect.

Carefully slipping into the huge cardboard box, you begin to carefully leave the room, and slither out...

Hm...

Actions

>Try to slip by him...
>Try to surprise-seduce!
>Use psionics?
>Try to kill him!
>...Try to get lunch? He might taste delicious! (8x XP)
>Write-in
>>
>>2312963

>...Try to get lunch? He might taste delicious! (8x XP)
>>
>>2312963
>Try to kill him!
Take his uniform.
>>
>>2312963
>...Try to get lunch? He might taste delicious! (8x XP)
We should get Liz an upgrade in which she gets the memories of the people she eats if she wants. Like Alucard.
>>
>>2312963
>...Try to get lunch? He might taste delicious! (8x XP)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 to NOM.

DC: 100

+25 for ideas on how to nom him stealthily!
+10 for attempting to get his uniform before your NOM!
+10 for being seductive right before you nom him...
+5 for literally caring more about your bust then his life.

If everything's done, you also can steal his uniform.
>>
Rolled 48 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>2312978

>Rub our tit up against his back before knocking him out and then stealing his uniform
>"I do hope my breasts don't end up chaffing in the uniform."
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2312978
>Put the squeeze on his throat with the end of our tail first before constricting his arms and legs. Once the life has been crushed from him consume him.
>>
Rolled 34 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2312978
>Bite him, using paralyzing venom to stop him from struggling or talking.
>Take off his clothes.
>"Don't worry honey... you'll accomplish more as nutrients to my body than you ever did while alive..."
>"I hope my breasts grow from this... oh yeah, eating him, almost forgot about that."
>>
You of course, end up nomming him.

Tasty.

Anons want to put on the disguise?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2312997
>Yes.
>>
>>2312997
>Yes.
>>
>>2312997
Yes
>>
>>2312997

>Yes
>>
You of course, put on the disguise...

Roll me a 1d100+30 to see if it even disguises you effectively. If successful, the guards here won't see you as hostile.

+15 for thinking on how to go for the most seductive police look you can get?
+15 for trying to hide the slight "nommed" person your having right now?
+15 for coming up with an excuse how a giant Yuan-Ti became a guard down here...
+5 for ideas on how to passively be a sexy police officer.. Just to make the others envy you.

DC varies, total roll effects how good your disguise is.

If everything's done, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 18 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2313013
>>
Rolled 52 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2313013
>Let the shirt's top buttons open... to let the other guards enjoy the view.
>"Are you calling me fat?! How dare you!"
>"Affirmative Action. They're trying to look like a diverse company."
>Use the pheromones.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2313013
>>
Rolled 40, 49 + 10 = 99 (2d100 + 10)

It's of course, perfect, and you begin to make your way to the meeting...

Ignore my rolls.
>>
The guards of course, largely ignore you... Or at least, let you by, and you get very close to the confrence room... Before you find the door locked, not to mention guarded with no one allowed to enter...

...Shit.

Actions.

>Try to find another way in.
>...Try to seduce the three guards in front of it?
>...Begin to find some lone guards to nom for XP. (...8x XP.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2313025

>Psionics
>>
>>2313025
>...Begin to find some lone guards to nom for XP. (...8x XP.)
>>
>>2313030
Which spell anon?
>>
>>2313025
>...Begin to find some lone guards to nom for XP. (...8x XP.)
>>
>>2313032

Which one causes sleep? Use that and then get a key from one of the guards
>>
You decide to nom some guards... While your waiting, of course...

Roll me a 1d100+50 for being sneaky beaky snek nommer.

DC: 110

+10 for seductively introducing yourself...
+15 for of course, grossly foreshadow their fate in your introduction.
+5 for being apathetic to the fate of the guards.
+5 for further excuses for your weight a bit, and even getting very sensitive about it!

If everything's done, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 41 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2313042

>"Hey there handsome boys, I'm feeling a bit er...hungry as it were. You mind helping me out with that?"
>Eh, necessary casualties
>>
Rolled 46 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2313042
>"Well hello there gentlemen. I think I'm lost... can you big, strong men help me? Wouldn't want to end up in a monsters belly...."
>"It's sad really... that you're of such a pathetic species. Oh well."
>"I'm pregnant! How DARE you insult my lithe figure!"
>"
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2313042
>>
Of course, Liz noms nearly twelve guards, and slithers back... Her large weight begins to compact, and any sign that she might of been eating people begins to fade away slowly...

Now of course, to try and get the guards to sleep...

Roll me a 1d100+30 to will the guards to sleep...

+25 for ideas for what mental images to project to them to get them tired and ready to sleep...
+15 for enjoying your nice little dinner/job... And of course, especially enjoying the thoughts of Frankizka afterwards...
>>
Rolled 14 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2313116

>Hit them with images of bed, sheep, Thanksgiving dinner, and lectures
>"The meal was pretty good all things considered, but I think Fran will be better>"
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2313116
>>
Rolled 12 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2313116
>>
The guards of course, act drowsy...

And pass out at the ground...

You take the key off one of them while they sleep soundly...

Hm...

Actions

>Nom for extra XP.
>...Continue on.
>(Maternal)...Oh... Well, maybe you should be nice... Put them in a corner and put a blanket over them... Slightly tying them up.
>Write-in
>>
>>2313148
>Nom for extra XP.
>>
>>2313148
>Nom for extra XP.
>>
>>2313148

>Nom
>>
>>2313148
>Continue on
>>
You of course, eat them.

Tasty...

Elizabeth opens the door, effectively having eaten practically every officer in this area...

...Inside seems to be the last stretch, with two more cops in front of the doors.

"...So, shift's over?"

The guards glance a very suspicious look to your waistline, and certainly seem quite suspicious...

...Hm, well, you weren't expecting this.

Actions

>...Seduce them!
>...Try to surprise nom them!
>Psionics!
>Pheromones!
>Intimidate
>Write-in
>>
>>2313177

>Psionics!

Sleep again
>>
>>2313177
>...Seduce them!
>...Try to surprise nom them!
>>
>>2313187
>>
You of course, try to get them to go to sleep...

Roll me a 1d100+40 anons...

DC 115

+20 for putting them to ease...
+10 for reassuring thoughts about your perfectly harmless, and totally not going to eat them.
>>
Rolled 1 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2313203
>"Relaaaaax. Everything is fine... I'm just pregnant... with triplets."
>"I'm not gong to hurt you. I promise. Now get close to me so I can give you a big kiss..."
>>
Anons want to use the crit or barbaric?

>Crit.
>Scottish Rage
>Do nothing
>>
>>2313211
Use the stored crit please...
>>
Rolled 41 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2313203

>Relax, I'm not going to eat you

>>2313211

For fuck's sake man
>>
>>2313215
>Scottish Rage
>>
>>2313215

>Crit
>>
>>2313215
>Scottish Rage
>>
Scottish Rage...

Roll me a 1d100 to FORCE NOM.

DC: 115

+25 for FORCEFULLY MAKING THEM GO TO SLEEP!
+25 for being PISSED OFF that they DARE think your fat, and be so pissed off to terrify them with the truth!
+15 for ANGRILY THREATENING THEM with being NOMMED if they don't go to sleep RIGHT NOW!
>>
Rolled 50 + 65 (1d100 + 65)

>>2313241

>'GO TO SLEEP YE FAT-SHAMIN' NAMBLIES! I'M NOT FAT YE DAFT FOCKS, I'M JUST PREGNANT! IF YE DON'T SLEEP ROIGHT NOW I'LL FOCKIN EAT YE WHOLE!"
>>
Rolled 87 + 65 (1d100 + 65)

>>2313241
>"SLEEP YA FUCKIN BASTARDS!"
>"HOW DARE YA CALL ME FAT! I'M JUST DIGESTIN YER FRIENDS IS ALL!"
>"IF YE LITTLE COCKSUCKER DON'T SLEEP RIGHT NOW I'LL EAT YOU LIKE I DID YER FRIENDS!!!"
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2313241
>>
You of course, force them to go to sleep.

...They aren't really sleeping, so much as they're on the floor terrified of you.

Actions.

>Nom them. (8x XP!)
>Continue on.
>(Maternal) Tell them to sleep well, and pat them on the head.
>>
>>2313266
>Nom them. (8x XP!)
>>
>>2313266
>Nom them. (8x XP!)
>>
>>2313266

>Nom them. (8x XP!)

Delcious time
>>
You nom them, and squeeze through the hallway...

You also burp a bit crudely. Man, you have to say, eating people is great...

Elizabeth has upgraded!

>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Custom Mutation
>Ti-Gaud Upgrade
>>
>>2313276
>Ti-Gaud Upgrade
>>
>>2313276
>Ti-Gaud Upgrade
>>
Choose.

>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Custom Mutation (Specify)
>>
>>2313302

>Upgrade Mutation
>>
>>2313302
>Upgrade Mutation
>>
>>2313308
>>2313311

Wanna specify anon?
>>
>>2313313

Upgrade the psionics portion of it
>>
>>2313313
Can we upgrade Great Devourer?
>>
>>2313315
this
>>
>>2313315
>>
>>2313315
Well...

>Greatest Devourer (12x XP. Eating people/things can also increase Liz's rolls. She can also increase size when she's recently nommed someone. In addition, all forms can now nom things, save for human form.)

If you want to, you can add stuff to it to make it better, or vote for something else.
>>
>>2313327
Can we increase rate of digestion in Yaun-Ti form?
>>
>>2313331
Sure.
>>
>>2313327

Can we make it to where we can devour about five or ten people at once?
>>
>>2313327
How about sharper fangs and mouth can dislocate further to allow more nomming?
>>
>>2313346
>>2313347
Alright. Anything else?
>>
>>2313353

I'm good
>>
>>2313353
Maybe she gets bloodthirsty after after devouring a lot of people, and it gives a bonus to further nomming?
>>
>>2313373
Eeeh. Sure, I think that's all we'll have for now.

Liz of course, feels her body changing...

Her mouth becomes extremely flexiable, and she practically begins to feel lighter as her digestion and metabolism speeds up... Not to mention having a second row of sharp, bloody thirsty teeth...

And a crippling addiction of hunger...

Choose what Liz will be absolutely, positively addicted to.

>Nomming people.
>Nomming donuts.
>Write-in?
>>
>>2313373
Lets not fall all the way into Khorne's flakes
>>
>>2313380
>Both.
>>
>>2313380
>Nomming donuts.
>>
>>2313383
This.
>>
>>2313380

>Donuts
>>
Liz can't help but think about the deliciousness of people, and delicious jelly donuts...

However, overall her addiction for donuts is far stronger, compared to her desire to nom people...

So of course, she slithers through, and finally gets to the conference room, where six people in fancy suits and ties seem to be sitting, talking...

Hm...

With a...

...Box of donuts right in the middle of the room. Right next to a silent alarm button underneath the table...

...You need to get in there. Now.

However, you note a woman walk into the restroom right before you get there... Hm...

Actions

>BREAK THROUGH! Delicious donuts will be yours!
>...Follow the woman, and disguise as her... Surely, no one will notice the difference...
>Write-in
>>
>>2313383
>>
>>2313403

>BREAK THROUGH! Delicious donuts will be yours!
>>
>>2313403
>BREAK THROUGH! Delicious donuts will be yours!
>>
You of course, SLAM through the door, using your considerable weight...

The first thing of course, is eat the donuts, which taste HEAVENLY.

In fact, you very nearly slump over out of sheer pleasure of just tasting one... You need more, damn it...

Oh, right, there's people in here.

Who are scared of you, at the fact your eating their donuts.

You search for your target among them, and fail to see any elves...

What do?

>Eat them too? Delicious seconds! (12x XP!)
>...Spare em, who knows what they're up to.
>Interrogate them!
>Seduce them?
>Write-in
>>
>>2313432
>Interrogate them!
>Eat them too? Delicious seconds! (12x XP!)
>>
>>2313435
>>
>>2313435
>>
>>2313435
>>
You of course, decide to interrogate them too...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for what you learn...

DC: 70

+30 for being a sexy sneklady, wanting answers...
+20 for foreshadowing how you'd "love" to taste them, if they don't give you the answers you want...
+10 for blocking escape...
+5 for having some fun with them... They're trapped in here with you, after all...

Autosuccess if everything happens.
>>
Rolled 38 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2313451
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2313451
>>
Rolled 68 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2313451
>"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just looking for a few answers... could you big boys and girls help an old snake like me?"
>"Sadly, I am rather hungry, and those donuts were nowhere near enough... if I don't get the answers I'm looking for, I might have to go look for something to eat..."
>Block door with tail.
>Grab the ones trying to flee and hold them softly in place, while chuckling at their weakness.
>>
Of course, you scare them enough into letting you know that you just need to take an elevator up, and you should be right at your destination...

Oh, how sweet of them...

You of course, promptly decide to nom them.

Roll me a 1d100+60 to see if you can nom them all before any escape...

+25 for luring them all seductively close for a great "reward"...
+15 for heavy foreshadowing...
+5 for having some more fun before you nom them?

Autosuccess if everything happens.
>>
>>2313490
Also, DC: 80
>>
Rolled 16 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2313490
>>
Rolled 34 + 105 (1d100 + 105)

>>2313490
>"Come closer now... for being such good little humans, I'll give you a prize!"
>"Are any of you hungry? You wont be after I'm done... neither will I."
>Laugh evilly. You don't get to practice it often.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2313492
>>2313490
>Push chest out. "You've all been such good boys, come give Momma a hug."
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2313490
>>
You of course, nom them all in a matter of seconds before they can react.

You of course, then promptly decide to try and get through the door into the elevator, barely fitting...

...In fact, it seems like your almost growing a bit.

...Huh.

Accept Growth?

>Yes. (Liz grows 10 stories. +1 Strength.)
>No.
>>
>>2313516
>No.
>>
>>2313516
>Yes. (Liz grows 10 stories. +1 Strength.)
>>
>>2313516

>No.
>>
>>2313516
>>Yes. (Liz grows 10 stories. +1 Strength.)
>>
>>2313527
>>2313529

If we grow now we destroy the building and kill our lead into more of the Dominion's bullshit along with Frankizka
>>
>>2313533
Can we grow later then?
>>
>>2313516
>Yes. (Liz grows 10 stories. +1 Strength.)
>>
Your body grows a little bit, about a few feet... You certainly feel a bit thicker, but overall, nothing much... Maybe more size later...

Going for a half-way here. 5 stories added.

(NOTE FOR FUTURE: This is permanent AND gets added to your dragon form. Don't worry about it! Though it does mean Yuan-Ti Liz does indeed get bigger.)

You of course, press the elevator button to go up, and sure enough the elevator eventually reaches the top...

You exit, and notice an elven man giving a confrence, and... Well, he pauses...

Suddenly, your mind gets flooded with... Visuals..

He knows your here, and attacks you with communist propaganda, flooding your mind...

However, you are particularly effective against psions, especially with a feedback loop...

Roll me a 1d100+45 for FEEDBACK LOOPING the communist mage!

DC: 110

+5 for trying to flood HIS thoughts with YOUR horrible, addiction-addled, lewd-addled mind!
>>
Rolled 27 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2313539

Well alright nevermind, thought with the yes we'd go into Yuan-Gaud form. Anyways

>Send him images of cannibalism and starving elves and donuts
>>
Rolled 12 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2313539
>"FUCK REN FUCK ANNA TURN FRANKIZKA GAY DEVOUR HUMANS DEVOUR DONUTS"
>>
>>2313539
Doom him to forever hear god save the queen while ladies in old Kingdom of Italy uniforms slowly feed him fruit. The fruit will make him think of the ladies, the ladies will look like queens of England, The Queens of England will bring up the fruit from colonies, and the fruit,-------~~~~~~~
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2313539
>>
Rolled 75 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2313539
forgot to roll
>>
So anons want to use that crit?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2313566
>>Yes.
if >>2313564 doesn't count.
>>
>>2313566
>Yes.
>>
>>2313569
Yeah, sorry but that just doesn't count.

Crit!

Instantly, you manage to repel the spell attack back on himself...

What psionic spell do anons want to cast to counter him with, such as Influence Thoughts, Force Mutation, etc...
>>
>>2313578

Can we get a list?
>>
>>2313578
Can we make him think he's turning into a fascist. Cause if there's one thing that will make a commie go insane.
>>
>>2313586

Or a capitalist
>>
>>2313578
>Influence Thoughts
Slave
>>
Spells.

>Mindslave: Attempt to mindslave someone. Quite hard.
>Hallucinate: This spell may be cast at any group or individual within 50 feet of the caster.
>Destroy Illusions: When this spell is cast, all illusions within 1,200 feet currently maintained by any and all casters are instantly dispelled.
>Obscuring Mist (Applies for 1d24 hours.)
>Veil (Change appearance of a group of creatures/people.)
>Invisibility (Applies for 1d4 hours.)
>Major Image (Illusion which mimics all of the sense, even thermal!)
>Read Emotions(Can read the emotions of anyone Elizabeth is looking at.)
>Read Thoughts (Can read the thoughts of anyone Elizabeth is looking at.)
>Influence Thoughts. (Can influence thoughts within 200 meters.)
>Create Sound (Elizabeth creates any sound she wants, coming from anywhere in a 600 foot distance.)
>Stone to Flesh/Flesh to Stone (Elizabeth can now forcibly turn flesh into stone. The spell is non-lethal, unless the "stoned" person is broken apart.)
>Enlarge Person (Applies to sentient creatures. Applies for 1d8 hours.)
>Enlarge Animal (Applies to non-sentient creatures. Applies for 1d8 hours.)
>Reduce Person/Animal (1d8 hours)
>Stat Buff (Adds a +4 to a stat temporarily for 24 hours.)
>Forced Mutation (Can force a target to undergo mutation into something else. Said mutation is linked to mutagens already made, such as making a human into a half-dragon. Is permanent or temporary, depending your will.)
>>
>>2313593
>>
>>2313598

Hit him with flesh to stone on his arms and legs
>>
>>2313598
>Mindslave: Attempt to mindslave someone. Quite hard.
Execute order 66
>>
You decide to try and get him to think that he's indeed, your slave/mindslave, which will be quite hard...

Roll me a 1d100+36

DC: 145

+25 for telling him how he's been such a disloyal slave, and how if he doesn't surrender, will indeed be punished...
+5 for sending him images of what his proper reward would be... Surely, plenty of pleasure...
+5 for being an "enticing" master, and indeed, seductive one.
+5 for being ever so deceptively maternal towards him...
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2313611
>>
Rolled 81 + 71 (1d100 + 71)

>>2313611

>You've been such a disloyal little slave child, but just remember your place and do as I say. And I'll reward you for your chore like a good master
>Feed him images of gold and food and sex
>>
Rolled 36 + 76 (1d100 + 76)

>>2313611
>"You've been a bad boy... If you don't stop now, I'll have to punish you... And you know I don't want to have to do that..."
>"Money, power, every desire he has..."
>"Come here cutie... and get your reward..."
>"I know you've missbehaved... but its a mothers job to forgive her foolish son's mistakes, is it not?"
>>
He cracks.

"...I... Mistress..."

...His mind begins to weaken as it gets confused, disoriented...

Roll me a 1d100+36 to finish him off.

DC: 80

+20 for enticing him to come over to get his "reward"...
+10 for trying to resist the delicious urge to nom him... You need to interogate him after all...
+5 for continuing to seduce him...
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2313627
>>
Rolled 54 + 66 (1d100 + 66)

>>2313627

>Yes, come close and I'll give you your reward...your delicious, weak...your reward.
>>
>>2313634
Oh boy
>>
So... Anons want to mindslave him?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2313637
>Yes.
He will be a useful puppet.
>>
>>2313637
>Yes.
What would happen with no?
>>
>>2313637

>Yes
>>
>>2313637
>Yes.
>>
>>2313641
He just becomes normally brainwashed...

You of course, mold his mind utterly...

What relationship, anons?

>Make him believe your his friend...
>...Enslave him as a loyal, devout slave.
>Write-in
>>
>>2313650
>...Enslave him as a loyal, devout slave.
>>
>>2313650

>...Enslave him as a loyal, devout slave.
>>
You of course, mold him into a wonderful slave, and he comes over to you...

"Oh, how nice of you dear... Who is this in here?"

"...My contact. The Elven Dominion liason."

Inside, the elven dominion liasion looks on at fear with you...

She looks cute, in a strange, exotic sort of way...

Oh, and she's climbing through a window into the fire escape... You better catch her, shouldn't you?

Actions

>Chase after her!
>Psionics her!
>...Be charismatic. Try to convince her to stay!
>...No, no. Let her run...
>Write-in
>>
>>2313663

>Psionics her!
>>
>>2313663
>...Be charismatic. Try to convince her to stay!
>>
>>2313663
>...Be charismatic. Try to convince her to stay!
>>
>>2313663
>...Be charismatic. Try to convince her to stay!
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 anons...

+20 for seducing her to stay... (+5 for using your new mindslave to help extoll your seductive virtues...)
+10 for trying to nicely tell her to state, and how you won't eat her or anything like that...
+5 for being maternal towards her, if only to lure her closer...

DC: 90
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2313687
>>
Rolled 71 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2313687

>Come on over it's ok I'm not going to hurt you I swear dear. Just come to me
>>
Intrigued... She stops... And comes closer...

She's a fairly thin elf, blond hair, and in a dress suit, right for a secretary or an office worker...

She doesn't say a word, as she still seems quite terrified of you...
What do?

>NOM. (12x XP.)
>...Seduce this gentle-looking elf...
>...Interrogate her... You want some information...
>Let her go...
>Write-in
>>
>>2313710

>...Interrogate her... You want some information...
>>
>>2313710
>...Interrogate her... You want some information...
The Soviet Union's long been destroyed, are the American's their sole Benefactors? Is there someone else, trying to use their influence to get back into the race? Find out more in tonight's episode!
>>
Anons sure about jumping straight into interrogating her? It'll be quite hard.
>>
>>2313710
>>...Seduce this gentle-looking elf...
>>...Interrogate her... You want some information...
>>
>>2313729
Seduce first.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 to get info...

DC: 115

+25 for seducing her as your up close to her...
+10 for using your assets to seduce or tempt her with.
+5 for being maternal...
>>
Rolled 70 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2313743

>Shove our tits right into her face
>>
Rolled 93 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2313743
>"Relax dear. I just want to ask a few questions... if you're good girl, I'll even give you a prize, ok?"
>Put breasts right in front of her. Make them jiggle.
>Nestle her head on your breasts. And hug her.
>>
"...Relax dear... I just wanted to ask you a few questions... If your a good girl, I'll even give you a prize, ok?"

You give her a sharp smile, and give her a hug, suffocating her under your cleavage...

What do anons want to know?

>Who's funding her?
>What's their agenda?
>Where's their headquarters? (Hard)
>Write-in
>>
>>2313762
>>Who's funding her?
>>What's their agenda?
>>Where's their headquarters? (Hard)
>>
>>2313762

>Who's funding her?
>What's their agenda?
>Where's their headquarters? (Hard)
>Where's Scarecrow?
>>
>>2313762
>What's their agenda?
Turning France against the commonwealth, sure, but then who gets control of it sweetie?
>>
>>2313768
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 for answers... Particularly about their headquarters...

DC: 135

+30 for "rewarding" her good answers, and punishing her bad answers... Which happen to be rewarding yourself.
+10 for wishing you could really interrogate more often like this... Hell, do this in general...
+5 for remaining maternal towards her...
>>
Rolled 47 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2313778

>Now sweetie you need to tell me about where your headquarters are, tell me good answers and you get a reward. Bad answers get you a punishment for being a naughty girl, alright?
>Man I wish I could do this more often, this is great
>>
Rolled 96 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2313778
>"Dear, you can't say bad things to me... only what I want to hear, okay? If you don't... I'll have to tickle you!"
>"By Tiamat this is a rush... having her squirm in my arms is such a good feeling. I wish I could always be in control..."
>"No need to be nervous sweetie. I wont let anyone hurt you."
>>
Critical!

Choose one thing of information to get fully redpilled on anons.

>Headquarters.
>Agenda.
>Funding
>>
>>2313792
>Headquarters.
>>
>>2313792
>Headquarters.
>>
>>2313792

>Headquarters
>>
>>2313792
>Headquarters.
>>
You find some important info out.

Firstly, it seems the funding to the Elven Dominion seems to be entirely in gold, and from foreigners acting through your current mindslave... In fact, upon pressing with the mindslave, they're strange even according from him.

She tells you that their agenda is a "Elven ethnostate", to prove the superority of Elvenkind and maintain it's purity, since they've never had a homeland. Now they're looking to France as their new potential homeland...

It seems that a headquarters has been established not too far from here, in the French underground. Representives from M.I.N.O in the United States and D.O.R.Fs from Germany seem to be visiting to discuss their newest plans, and attempt to get an alliance going...

Interesting. It seems that the Minotaur ethno-nationalists and... Whatever D.O.R.F.s are seem to be going to this meeting in a few hours... Which you can no doubt infiltrate to get a deeper understanding of how things work...

Your mindslave also says he was invited to that meeting as well.

Interesting...

Is there anything else you want to ask?

>Yes.
>No.
>Take her prisoner and take her with you...
>...Knock her out.
>Nom her. (12x XP.)
>...Seduce and tumble her.
>...Write-in
>>
>>2313819

>Take her prisoner and take her with you...
>>
>>2313819
>Take her prisoner and take her with you...
>>
>>2313819
>Take her prisoner and take her with you...
>>
>>2313819
>Take her prisoner and take her with you...
We should slowly work towards ethnostates once we eliminate these pricks.
>>
You of course, take her prisoner, and hogtie her....

Soon after, you leave the building and go down back to Frankizka, who seems happy to see you...

"So... What's the plan?"

Actions.

>Attack the Elven Dominion headquarters!
>...Infiltrate it to learn more!
>Write-in
>>
>>2313839
>...Infiltrate it to learn more!
>>
>>2313839

>...Infiltrate it to learn more!
>>
>>2313839
>...Infiltrate it to learn more!
>>
>>2313839
>...Infiltrate it to learn more!
>>
Who do you want to try and infiltrate as at the meeting?

>M.I.N.O (Minotaur Ethno-Nationalists. American and Greek.)
>D.O.R.F.S (Dwarven Ethno-Nationalists. German/Scottish/Swedish.)
>...Try to pass yourself as a member of uh... Let's say... S.N.E.K? That could work. (...Try to make up a yuan-ti organization?)
>Write-in
>>
>>2313854
>...Try to pass yourself as a member of uh... Let's say... S.N.E.K? That could work. (...Try to make up a yuan-ti organization?)
>>
>>2313854

>...Try to pass yourself as a member of uh... Let's say... S.N.E.K? That could work. (...Try to make up a yuan-ti organization?)
>>
>>2313854
>...Try to pass yourself as a member of uh... Let's say... S.N.E.K? That could work. (...Try to make up a yuan-ti organization?)
>>
You of course, get ready to pass yourself as a member of SNEK.

You slither on down to where the Elven Dominion is, and find the entrance in a parking garage, guarded by a few shady thugs...

Hm...

You approach cautiously, and they stop you...

Roll me a 1d100+40 to see if they buy it.

+20 for making up what S.N.E.K means, and why they've clearly never heard of it.
+15 for trying to express yuan-ti supremacist views? (+5 if you can think if this is bullshit or not... Or actually believe it. Yuan-ti form is pretty comfortable.)
+10 for seducing them...

OPTIONALLY, anons can try to squeeze Ti-Gaud form into the base, but expect a higher DC.

DC for Yuan-Ti: 60
DC for Ti-Gaud: 120
>>
Rolled 65 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2313885
>The Yaun-Ti have long been deprived of a homeland on the surface. it is now time that we claim what should have been ours ages ago!
>>
Also pleases specify if you want yuan-ti or ti-gaud.
>>
Rolled 100 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>2313885
Ti-Gaud.
>"Snakelike National Enterprise for Knowledge. We represent the Yuan-Ti in their never ending crusade for enlightenment. Yeah, that."
>"Yuan-ti are not only the most beautiful race by far, but also supremely intelligent beings... (I do enjoy using this form quite a lot)."
>"You'll let a big girl like me through, wont you? After all, only men as great as you could handle someone like me..."
>>
Rolled 34 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2313885

>Yuan-ti are truly the greatest goddamn race of all time you know? I mean why the fuck else would there be so many powerful goda and goddesses related to snakes? BECAUSE THEY WERE YUAN-TI!
>I know this is all bullshit, but eh. Whatever gets them to think I'm a Yuan-Ti supremacist

Yi-Guad
>>
>>2313898
HOLY SHIT.
>>
Ultra Crit.

Choose one.

>Get super ultra top secrets from the Elven Dominion Leader himself!
>Meet with the representives, and get one of them to support the Commonwealth! (Therefor solidifying the loyalty of that race!)
>...Get donuts. All the donuts. In fact, enough donuts to get BIGGER and upgrade. (Get a free upgrade, and 10 free stories. This is included by default.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2313907
>Get super ultra top secrets from the Elven Dominion Leader himself!
Destroy your enemies
>>
>>2313907
>Get super ultra top secrets from the Elven Dominion Leader himself!
>>
>>2313907

>Get super ultra top secrets from the Elven Dominion Leader himself!
>>
>>2313907
>Get super ultra top secrets from the Elven Dominion Leader himself!
>>
They of course, let you in straight away to see the Great Leader, the Elven Dominion leader...

As you slither through the hallways and people get to the sides, you eventually come to their office, and knock on the door... It opens up, and you carefully slither inside...

Welp.

Here goes nothing.

You slither in, and see what seems to be a female elf in green, ornate robes sitting by a fireplace, sipping some wine...

"Hello. I see you are from... S.N.E.K?"

"Yes..."

You sense this woman has a great deal of power about her...

How should you do your first impression?

>Be nice, and shake her tiny hands!
>...ATTACK!
>...Seduce?
>Write-in
>>
>>2313923

>Be nice, and shake her tiny hands!
>>
>>2313923
>Be nice, and shake her tiny hands!
>>
You of course, shake her tiny hands...

Roll me a 1d100+40 for first impressions.

+20 for introducing yourself and your organization, and being so pleased to meet her!
+10 for small talk and try to get to know her!
+5 for planning your plot...
>>
>>2313923
>Be nice, and shake her tiny hands!
>>
Rolled 16 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2313936
>>
Rolled 92 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2313936

>Well it's nice to meet you, I'm Alena and chairman of the Apostles of S.N.E.K and very glad to meet you! So what's your name if I may ask?
>Alright once I'm in the meeting room I make sure to nom everyone there or mindslave them
>>
Rolled 21 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2313936
>"It's so nice to finally meet you! We at S.N.E.K expect to have a long and productive companionship with your group!"
>"So what can you tell me about yourself? What lead you to creating all of this?"
>Getting her to like us, dropping the info on her plans, and getting to join us... either willingly or not.
>>
She gives you a vague nod as you shake hands with her.

"Rayna."

"...I see! Well, what can you tell me about yourself? I'm pleased to meet you."

"...Well, I was hoping you could do vice versa... I was hoping you could tell me about yourself, as I've never heard of... S.N.E.K."

"Well, to be fair, I've never heard of you."

"...Ah. Well, I am the leader of what remains of the Elven Dominion for the past four-hundred years."

"O-oh! I see... Four-hundred?"

"Yes, I am indeed. Trust me dear, were I not an elf, I would look far older."

"Oh... So, what led you to create all this?"

"...Simple, really. Tired of moving. Tired of always being on spikes or pikes, take your pick. Really, I was just tired in general of being criminalized, or made into a literal myth in some parts of Europe."

"...Oh."

"...I doubt you know of such things though. I have met things strange and far beyond one's comprehension. Horrible, terrible things, and yet startling truths... Anyways, enough of that. You are here to discuss the proposition by M.I.N.O, right?"

"...Yes?"

"...Aw, dear... Such an innocent answer, truly sweet to hear..." She says, in a grandmotherly tone...

In fact, looking closely, she does indeed look old... Very old.

It seems she's using an illusion of somekind to hide her visable appearance. Interesting.

"Now, after the meeting, I think the two of us should talk, with you being new to this and all."

"Oh..."

"After the meeting, of course... Now, run along... Sorry, slither along, dear, I'll see you in a bit."

Actions

>...Try to talk to her right now?
>Leave, and head to the meeting room...
>(Maternal)...You know, she sounds so sweet, somewhat like a grandmother... You know, why don't you talk to her sweetly about your own kids and that sort of thing... Get to know her...)
>Write-in
>>
>>2314000
>(Maternal)...You know, she sounds so sweet, somewhat like a grandmother... You know, why don't you talk to her sweetly about your own kids and that sort of thing... Get to know her...)
>>
>>2314000
>(Maternal)...You know, she sounds so sweet, somewhat like a grandmother... You know, why don't you talk to her sweetly about your own kids and that sort of thing... Get to know her...)
>>
>>2314000

>(Maternal)...You know, she sounds so sweet, somewhat like a grandmother... You know, why don't you talk to her sweetly about your own kids and that sort of thing... Get to know her...)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 for maternally getting along...

+20 for talking about your kids so sweetly, and motherly...
>>
Rolled 3 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2314008

>Oh me kids are just the greatest bundles of joy I've ever had in my entire life. They just make me so happy and proud...unfortunately my oldest was killed months ago by humans...I miss him so much."
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2314008
>>
>>2314013
>"My kids are the light of my life! My... eldest one passed away recently... It was quite a shock..."
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2314008
>>
Critical Successful Critical Failure.

1 Crit Success
2 crit fails.

Liz of course, begins to cry at the mere mention of her dead son... And comes off as seriously genuine to the leader, who also seems to feel empathetic for Liz...

Roll me a 1d100 to see if Liz can indeed, regain her wits and calm down, or if she breaks down...

+15 for trying to calm down... Maybe eating donuts or... Just trying to think of the good things...
+5 for thinking of the cute Annabelle, the tsundere Frankizka, and your nice husband Ren, just to try and cheer yourself up with...
>>
Rolled 29 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2314027

>Just calm down Liz, think of...donuts, and your loving husband, Anna, Frankizka, and Chrysoula. They're all well and good
>>
Rolled 98 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2314027
>"C-Calm down Liz... Ren said he'd bring him back... you have to trust him."
>"There are still good things... Anna, Ren, Frankizka... You'll be alright.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2314027
>Forgive me, I just need to compose myself. . maybe eat a little.
>It makes me so sad, but, I have such a loving family, and a loving husband, and so many other children. They're always there for me.
>>
Crit Success...

You of course, calm down, and excuse yourself...

You think the leader greatly empthasizes with you, as you leave...

God, do you even want to go to the Conference... Honestly, you just feel like crawling up in a bed now...

Actions.

>Toughen up, and go the conference...
>...Just rampage, that'll make you feel better. Stress eating always helps.
>Grab someone, give them a hug, wipe your eyes, and try and recollect your wit and go back to the Great Leader...
>Write-in
>>
>>2314045
>Grab someone, give them a hug, wipe your eyes, and try and recollect your wit and go back to the Great Leader...
>>
>>2314045
>Grab someone, give them a hug, wipe your eyes, and try and recollect your wit and go back to the Great Leader...
>>
>>2314045

>Grab someone, give them a hug, wipe your eyes, and try and recollect your wit and go back to the Great Leader...

Gotta make sure to get our job done here
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 for regaining your wits anons...

+25 for grabbing someone to use as basically a Cleanex.
+15 for promising yourself something fun, happy, and light-hearted afterwards... With maybe Anna, Ren... Frankizka... All of them...
+10 for nomming your troubles away with donuts.
>>
Rolled 66 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2314133
>Grab a passing dwarf and use it to blow your nose.
>"I'll go get Frankizka after this... We can have some fun... Get me to forget about this..."
>Eat all donuts you can stuff in your mouth.

Did we get this growth bonus? >>2313907
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2314133
>>
>>2314150
Not just yet, when you get to the conference room.

Liz of course, noms an entire box of donuts, wiping away tears as she goes back into the Great Leader's room.

"I-I'm sorry... I couldn't control myself."

"...Don't worry. Emotions overcome us all sometimes."

Well... At least she's nice...

"...But I think you'll probably want to head the conference, unless you wanted to ask me something."

"...Didn't you want t-to talk?"

"...Yes, but afterwards. We just wouldn't have enough time beforehand."

"...I see..."

Actions

>...Leave to the Conference.
>...Ask her a question?
>Ask her what it'll be about?
>...Write-in/
>>
>>2314160
>Ask her what it'll be about?
>>
>>2314160
>Ask her what it'll be about?
>>
"...Just the state of the world, and other such things. Who truly runs the world, that sort of thing."

>>2314169
Anything else?
>>
With that done, you sigh, not really knowing what else to ask...

So you go to the Conference, and wait. Someone brings in a box of donuts, and you nonchanatly nom it.

Then another.
And another...

...Soon enough, you find the table covered in boxes of donuts, and a rather scared Elf looking at you eat entire boxes in a donut-fueled rampage...

Sure enough, you feel different...

Choose an upgrade.

>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Ti Gaud Mutaiton
>Custom Mutation
>>
>>2314176
Nah.
>>
>>2314186
>Ti Gaud Mutaiton
Upgrade Great Devourer further.
>>
>>2314195
>>
Well, here's what you would get...

>Mega Devourer (15x XP. Eating people/things easily increases Liz's size even faster, and she can eat normally non-edible things, such as metal, wood, etc. She can additionally eat nearly twenty people at once in Ti-Gaud form, and even sharper teeth...)

Anons want to add anything, or choose something else?
>>
>>2314207
More bloodthirst, both of people and donuts.
>>
>>2314213
Alright. Anything else?
>>
>>2314215
Bonus to intimidation.
>>
>>2314224
Alright, certainly can do that. Anything else? Your getting a bit close to the limit now.
>>
>>2314227
How about... Evil laughter? An insta-pass on intimidation checks, can only be used once per day.
>>
>>2314230
Eh, upgrade of it's own probably.

Y'all want me to continue or got any more?
>>
>>2314232
A bonus to surprise nomming? Stealth nomming.
Or silent nomming.
>>
>>2314242
Sounds great.

Liz now gets an additional +15 to stealth nomming...

Elizabeth of course, freaks the shit out of the elf bringing her box after box, and as her teeth grow in size and sharpness, she discards eating a box at at time for five at a time.

Soon enough, she hears the doorframe crack from her tail's size, evidently growing...

God, these donuts go straight to your hips.

The elf also comes back, looking a bit terrified.

'...Erm, excuse me... But you seemed to have eaten all the donuts..."

"...Surely, that was not all of them..."

"...I erm... I'm sorry, but that was all."

Actions

>NOM. He'll make a fine jelly. (15x XP)
>...Terrify him into getting you more donuts, or else...
>...Seduce him into getting you some more delicious donuts.
>...Try to just wait until the conference starts...
>Write-in
>>
>>2314255
>...Terrify him into getting you more donuts, or else...
Better not to be caught eating people.
>>
>>2314255
>...Terrify him into getting you more donuts, or else
>>
Roll me a 1d100+50 to terrify him into getting you more...

+20 for scaring the shit out of him, and threatening him with what will happen to him if he doesn't get some more right now...
+15 for showing off your fiendishly destructive mouth, and it's extremely deadly features, just to scare him a bit...
+5 for really holding yourself back from nomming him... He'd taste delicious...
+5 for showing off your bigger body and taking pride in it... Which he should obviously appreciate as well, or else.

DC: 80
If everything's done, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 16 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2314274
>"CLEARLY I must have missheard... After all, If there are no more donuts, I'll have to eat whatever is in front of me... Which happens to be YOU."
>Open your mouth and show off your fangs, with still blood in them from your last meal.
>"Don't eat him Liz... Think of more donuts..."
>"Look at my huge breasts... They ate quite lovely... RIGHT?!"
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2314274
>>
Of course, he runs off to get you more donuts...

Soon enough, the first few people begin to show up, first from M.I.N.O and then from D.O.R.F.

Of course, no one is particularly at ease with your eating habits and the terrified elf spending his own money to feed you, which is never enough...

So of course, the meeting goes on, and you can't help but notice stares as the doorway explodes out, showering concrete on the ground.

Jesus, sorry for being a growing, needy snake...

Roll me a 1d100+40 for LEARNING INFORMATION!

+25 for demanding moar donuts or else.
+15 for downplaying your growing size, while secretly enjoying it.
+5 for putting everyone at the table at unease at your... Eating habits, and hungry stares at everyone...

DC: 80

Autosuccess if everything happens.
>>
Rolled 76 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2314291
>"(Chew) MORE DONUTS! MORE I SAY! OR I"LL HAVE TO EAT YOU INSTEAD!"
>"Whatever do you mean I'm "too big"? Never call a lady fat!"
>Joking aside, I am enjoying my large figure... I wonder how big I can get...
>When waiting for more donuts, look at other people and lick your lips while salivating heavily.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2314291
>>
Liz of course, continues to NOM entire boxes of donuts in a bloody jelly feast, and overhears much from the speech.

It seems to be an argument whether to join the Commonwealth or side against it...

M.I.N.O of course, argues that it's for the Commonwealth, the D.O.R.Fs are anti-commonwealth, and so are the Elven Dominion...

"Listen, I don't know about you, but I'm not particularly fond of getting eaten by dragons. I say if anything, we side with them."

The entire table interrupts with arguing over family, race, geopolitics, all sorts of things...

Soon enough however, some more opportunities come in...

It seems the Elven Dominion are entirely uninterested with messing with Sweden, and are now seeking something in France...

The Elven Dominion also seems to be dead set in staying underground and rebuilding.

...However, eventually the argument comes around to you.

"What do you snake people think we should do about the Commonwealth?" a representive from M.I.N.O asks...

Actions.

>Help them!
>Go against them!
>NOM is your answer! (Nom. 15xp)
>Write-in
>>
>>2314316
>Help them!
>>
>>2314316
>Help them!
>>
>>2314316
>Help them!
>>
"Why, of course you should all help the Commonwealth!"

Roll me a 1d100+40 anons...

DC: 125

+10 for explaining why they should support the Commonwealth while gorging on delicious donuts.
>>
Rolled 84 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2314728
>>
>>2314732
"I mean, (chew) the Commonwealth is the greatest empire in the planet, and is only a matter of time until they conquer everyone. If you can't beat them, join them. I hear the benefits are great! Mutagens, money, better lifestyles..."
>>
Rolled 28 (1d30)

Liz surprisingly enough, with her vote, seems to convince everyone else to give the Commonwealth a chance... Save for the Elven Dominion, who you sense simply hates Sweden too much to even consider it.

Interesting. It seems that M.I.N.O and D.O.R.F like you.

Eventually, some more conversation about this topic goes around, but you really stop caring...

Ignore my roll.
>>
Of course, soon enough the elf from earlier tells you how they're quite out of donuts... Entirely.

You are... DIspleased, to say the least, but you did feel your body get quite larger while nomming all those delicious donuts...

Anons want to increase their size by 20?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2314743
>>Yes.
>>
>>2314743
>Yes.
>>
Of course, Elizabeth's size steadily grows...

Anons want to do anything?

Actions

>...Try to conceal him from view, and stealth nom him. (15x XP)
>...Ask why the bloody hell he can't get you more donuts?
>...Intimidate him. Maybe he can bring a few of his friends as desert or something... (Intimidate, 15x XP)
>...Try to avoid any drastic measures, and let him go.
>>
>>2314750
>...Try to avoid any drastic measures, and let him go.
>Pay him the amount you consumed and thank him for his work.
>>
>>2314751
>>
You of course thank him, fish out your wallet, and pay him, and apologize about earlier.

The rest of the meeting continues fairly standard, such as if "werewolves are degenerates" or not, which pretty much everyone agrees to... You also can't help but agree to the fact that werewolves are indeed, degenerates.

Soon enough, the conference wraps itself up with it's final topic of keeping the funding from their contributors...

M.I.N.O and D.O.R.F seems very adamantly against their contributors, seemingly disliking their agenda, while the Elven Dominion argues for it...

Do anons want to get involved?

>...Ask if someone could tell you who their contributors are?
>Side with D.O.R.F and M.I.N.O.
>...Side with the Elven Dominion...
>Write-in
>>
>>2314764
>...Ask if someone could tell you who their contributors are?
>>
>>2314764
>...Ask if someone could tell you who their contributors are?
>>
You ask a representive from D.O.R.F who their contributors are...

"...Oi, just some college fag with magic, working for somesort of shady organization. I don't even like the sound of it, and they're making US do their damned dirty work... Even if the pay's good, we all want out."

Hm...

>...WEll, side with D.O.R.F and M.I.N.O
>Side with the Dominion.
>>
>>2314779
>Side with the Dominion.
>>
>>2314779
>Side with the Dominion.
>>
You side with the Dominion, much to the displeasure of M.I.N.O and D.O.R.F.

Soon after, the meeting comes to an end.

Anons want to head back to the Great Leader?

>Yes.
>...Well, you were planning to rampage...
>Head home.
>Write-in
>>
>>2314787
>Yes.
>>
>>2314787
>Yes.
>>
You of course, go to Great Leader...

Roll me a 1d100 for how much you indeed learn...
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2314795
>>
The meeting doesn't drag on for too long, but you do learn some... Very interesting things.

...It seems that well, from the way she's talking about things, apparently Gnomes secretly control the service, and have accidently created dimensional portals all over the damn place.

It's uh... Well, it goes on for only fifteen minutes, and her advice throughout all of it is to be careful and consider other's motives, and to not get on the bad side of Gnomes, lest you end up with two bullets in the back of the head as a suicide.

"...Now, I'm sorry, but I really need to be going, young lady. Perhaps we can pick this up at a later time, but I'm needed elsewhere."

"...Really?"

"Yes... Let's say in a week?"

And just like that, she disappears in a bright, blue flash, teleporting away...

...Damn.

Actions.

>...Head home and end the infiltration.
>...Rampage! You have the chance to do it!
>Write-in
>>
>>2314812
>...Head home and end the infiltration.
>>
>>2314812
>...Head home and end the infiltration.
>>
Sorry anons, but got to go.

I'd say Liz has earned enough XP from donut munching for an upgrade.

>Unstable Mutation
>Ti-Gaud Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Custom Mutation
>>
>>2314823
Can we get Huge?
>>
>>2314825
>>
Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.

This is to see if you take it again in this thread.

+20 for enjoying your sudden huge?
+15 for thinking ehy you didn't take to nomming people or donuts earlier...
+10 for being eager ro get out of here her, and show off your larger assets to Frankizka...

DC 100
>>
Rolled 58 + 65 (1d100 + 65)

>>2314909
>"Holy shit! I could get used to this... At this rate I'll reach Anna in no time..."
>"I can't believe I used to be so hesitant about nomming humans! They're delicious... and help me grow even further."
>"Oh Frannie is going to lose it when she sees them even bigger... I wont get any sleep tonight..."
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2314909
>>
Of course, Liz is not locked to one use this thread.

Elizabeth grows another twenty feat as she slithers out... Hitting an impressive 260 stories.

With that, Frankizka sees her slither out, and is positively impressed...

Both of you head back to the hotel, where Frankizka begins to interrogate Elizabeth's mindslave and prisoner...

Roll me a 1d100+40 for information gained...

+20 for interrogation tactics with Frankizka and Elizabeth...
+10 for Elizabeth showing off to Frankizka her larger size, and maybe hint at how she got it...
+5 for Elizabeth having some "fun" with Frankizka while interrogating.
>>
Rolled 56 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2314924
>>
Rolled 11 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2314924
>Frankizka bad cop with Liz good maternal cop who likes hugging.
>"Don't you loooove my improved assets? Wanna know how I got them? You should ask all those security guards... but I think you wont find them..."
>Tickle Frankizka with your tail.
>>
Of course, the interrogation goes fairly well.

You quickly learn that the Psi-Corps seem to indeed be rogue mercenaries, working for the highest contract... Which in this case, seems to indeed be gnome financers.

Of course, the job they've been hired to do is to subvert your media and brainwash your politicans and people...

...Interestingly enough, the mindslave begins to offer you lists of names of brainwashed media agents...

Hm...

What to do with the list of brainwashed media anchors and important people?

>Order their execution and replacement.
>...Send them to re-education centers.
>...Improve their loyalty, of course, by giving them mutagens... It won't help the problem, but it sure as well will make people more adjusted to half-dragons and such...
>Write-in
>>
>>2314944

>...Send them to re-education centers.
>>
You of course, decide to send them to re-education centers...

Meanwhile, you got two prisoners...

Hm.

Actions.

>Try to convince them to come?
>Nom? (15x XP)
>...Let them go?
>...Enslave them?
>(Maternal) Give them a sweet offer to join? You always enjoy having more servants, especially ones close to you!
>Write-in
>>
>>2314950
>>(Maternal) Give them a sweet offer to join? You always enjoy having more servants, especially ones close to you!
>>
>>2314950
>(Maternal) Give them a sweet offer to join? You always enjoy having more servants, especially ones close to you!
>>
Liz feels her more motherly part of her personality bubble up again...

Anons want to get an upgrade to Liz's maternal personality?

>Yes. (Maternal becomes a more important part of Liz's character, and she gets a +5 to charisma... She also becomes much nicer. Doesn't change her morals, beyond making her nicer. You also if you want, add something to this to make it better...)
>No... Calm that side down a bit.
>>
>>2314958
>Yes. (Maternal becomes a more important part of Liz's character, and she gets a +5 to charisma... She also becomes much nicer. Doesn't change her morals, beyond making her nicer. You also if you want, add something to this to make it better...)
She radiates an aura of calmness when maternal, that relaxes people.
>>
>>2314961
Sure. Anything else anons?
>>
>>2314958

>Yes. (Maternal becomes a more important part of Liz's character, and she gets a +5 to charisma... She also becomes much nicer. Doesn't change her morals, beyond making her nicer. You also if you want, add something to this to make it better...)
>>
>>2314958
>Yes. (Maternal becomes a more important part of Liz's character, and she gets a +5 to charisma... She also becomes much nicer. Doesn't change her morals, beyond making her nicer. You also if you want, add something to this to make it better...)
With prolonged exposure she can convince others to take her as mother if she wants.
>>
>>2314967
Eh, no. Upgrade maternal some more and Liz's charm, and I might consider it.
>>
>>2314971
K. Then its fine like that.
>>
Elizabeth of course, becomes further maternal...

Of course, with all that infiltrating business done, you have two prisoners you begin to maternally try to convince to join you...

Roll me a 1d100+45...

+15 for being maternal towards them, and being absolutely sweet...
+5 for being a bit... Surprised at your own maternal behavior.
+5 for putting them at ease?
+5 for having Frankizka continue to relax you...

DC: 90
>>
Rolled 74 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2314978
>>
Rolled 35 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2314978
>"No need to be nervous my sweeties... I would never harm cute little boys and girls like you! If you join me, I'll give you presents! Okay?"
>"Huh... I haven't felt ike this in a while... It's not... an unpleasant feeling."
>Give them a big hug and pat their heads.
> Frankizka continues her back rub from before. She's getting better...
>>
They of course, willingly become your servants..

With that done...

Do anons want to shift PoV?

>No. (Head Home, there's not much else you can currently learn...)
>No... (...Head off and conquer... You have some ideas...)
>Shift to Ren's PoV.
>Shift to Annabelle's PoV.
>>
>>2314988
>Shift to Annabelle's PoV.
>>
>>2314988
>Shift to Annabelle's PoV.
>>
>>2314988

>Shift to Ren's PoV
>>
You are now Annabelle...

Of course, you've mostly just been fucking sitting around, not doing really jackshit for a while, beyond twiddling your fucking thumbs.

...You should probably get some shit done, shouldn't you?

Actions

>...See about trying to run for president... That could work...
>Rampage somewhere. That could be fun.
>Fuck it! See about going back to D&D and continuing the carnage...
>...You know what? Your up to take down a superpower. Maybe attack China.
>...Stay at home and watch over the kids. That' your job, after all... (Optionally actually hang out with the kids, or shift PoV.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2315001

>...See about trying to run for president... That could work...
>>
>>2315001
>...See about trying to run for president... That could work..
>>
>>2315001
>...See about trying to run for president... That could work..
>>
You of course, decide to start on your presidental campaign...

...What state do you want to try and start in?

>Start in the South.
>Start in the North.
>Start in the Midwest.
>Start in the West Coast.

Also, what party?

>Republican.
>Democrat.
>Make your own? (Come up with how far right or far left it is, and the party's name.)

Also, what forms do anons want to campaign in?

>Minotaur Form
>Minotaur Goliath Form
>Half-Dragon
>Human
>Elf
>>
>>2315007
>Start in the South.

>Republican.

>Minotaur Goliath Form
>>
>>2315013
>>
>>2315007

>Start in the South.

>Make your own? (Come up with how far right or far left it is, and the party's name.)

A fair bit in the middle leaning slightly right, American Centrist party

>Minotaur Form
>>
So, anons sure about Minotaur Goliath form?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2315022
>Yes.
>>
>>2315022
>Yes
Who wouldn't vote for a 420 story giant? A filthy commie that's who.
>>
Of course, you fly down to the south...

How do you want to do this?

>Hijack someone ELSE's electoral campaign to announce you running for presidency... (Basically interrupt their speech.)
>...Get a running mate who's famous to help you?
>Hold a meeting announcing your presidency!
>Write-in
>>
>>2315029

>...Get a running mate who's famous to help you?
>>
>>2315029
>...Get a running mate who's famous to help you?
>>
>>2315029
>...Get a running mate who's famous to help you?
>>
So, who do anons want to try and get on their side?

>Huey Long. (Republican-Populist)
>Patton Jr (Republican)
>William Pelley. (Silver Legion of America. Fascists.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2315037
>Huey Long. (Republican-Populist)
Did you have to tease me with the silver legion?
>>
>>2315037

>Francis E. Dec

Or failing that

>Patton Jr (Republican)
>>
>>2315037
>>Huey Long. (Republican-Populist)
>>
>>2315047
Too bad it's not George Lincoln Rockwell.

Huey Long seems to win...

Of course, you set up a press conference just by showing up at a local newspaper, and terrifying the shit out of them, and announce your running for president.

Now of course, roll me a 1d100 how much national coverage you get at your meeting...

+25 for being a nice, down-to-earth, sexy Southern woman running while talking to the newspaper...
+15 for going all out for your press conference, and trying to make it look FANCY, and make you sound BADASS!
+15 for trying to find some fitting clothes and STILL look sexy.
+5 for letting the nearby towns know your running for president, and inviting them on down?
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2315057
>>
Rolled 29 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2315057
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2315057
>>
Rolled 17 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2315057
>"Don't let my gigantic size fool you, I'm very much a regular southern woman, worried about the state of her country, and that's trying to do something about it!"
>Spare no expense (It's Ren's money anyway.), make this the fanciest press conference they've ever seen!"
>Get a proper suit made, a 420 story suit. No matter how implausible it seems.
>Invite every town in the vicinity.
>>
Of course, you get the attention of the national press... Headlines blare "420 Story Woman Declares Run for Presidency..."

Of course, what's the attitude do you want to give your speech?

>Patriotic
>Barbairc
>Jingoistic
>Religious
>Centrist
>Seductive?
>Anti-Communist
>Write-in

I gotta go. Chaos Sirman is taking over.
>>
>>2315071

>Anti-Communist

Yep I'm here to take the reigns of this horse for a bit. Once this speech is done I'll post my own bit of shittery
>>
>>2315071
>Patriotic
>Anti-Communist
>>
>>2315085
>>
Alright, roll me a d100. Adding a +50 bonus if you give a good patriotic and anti-commie speech, a +5 if you can make people not concerned about the gigantic minotaur lady running for president, and a +5 for giving your campagin slogan...whatever it is
>>
Rolled 74 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2315105
>"My fellow Americans, for too long have we been opressed, forced to accept the filth called "communism" living inside our borders. But no more! If you elect me, I shall guarantee that all communist scum shall be purged from our great nation, and true americans will be able to breathe freely once more!"
>"Worry not about my size. I shall use my great power to personally deal with any threat to our beloved country, and keep our citizens safe!"
>"Freedom, Prosperity and Patriotism!"
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2315105
>>
You give your speech to the people. properly patriotic leading to a round of applause from all who're there. And how those filthy scumfuck pinko commie queers will find no love in the America that you'll lead which causes a few to look at you with concern and a few others to keep clapping. In response you gain several questions from reporters.

"So HOW will you Make America Great Again?"
"Have you chosen a running mate to join you?"
"What will happen to people of communist leanings?"
"What'll you do in office? Make the REAL president a sandwich?"
>>
>>2315150

Oh, and

>Answers?
>>
>>2315154
>"I'll rid this country of all the filth that is holding it back, allowing true americans to step up and our economy to prosper."
>"Huey Long shall be my running partner."
>"I will give them all a chance to... reconsider their political stance. If they do not... well, let no one state I never gave them a chance."
>"Are you actually asking that to the 420 story Minotaur who can crush you with a finger? Are you?"
>>
Replying to the reporters there's murmurings among them along with the one who made the sandwich comment getting looked at like he's a moron. Feels good. But there is another question that pops up from one of the reporters

"What are you policies in regards to the Draconic Commonwealth?"

>Well?
>>
>>2315190
>"I have personally met with Renexizious himself and he seems like a good leader and man of principles. I would like to end the hostility between our two countries, if possible. He has created and managed a prosperous empire, and I believe that great things can be bestowed towards the american people if we cooperate. He also shares my disgust towards communism, so we already have a good starting point."
>>
On giving your opinion of Ren the reporters go silent before you hear a word murmur out among them.

Fascist.

"So then Ms. Annabelle, what other polices do you have in regards to the world at large and of course America?"

>Well?
>>
>>2315217
>"At the pace the global landscape is changing, countries being conquered in mere days, and revolutions running rampant, It's hard to make a solid plan that will hold by the time I'm elected."
>"Rest assured though, I will be very hard on immigration. After the economic crash which affected so many countries, the amount of immigrants looking to steal jobs from honest americans is frighting."
>>
>>2315217
An end to horribly unfair trade practices that are responsible for our current economic reliance on the commonwealth. We have all we need to have a stable economy at home, it's time our economic and trade policy reflected this.
>>
Listing out your policies the reporters write down what's being said. Any final words and thoughts to tell to the people?

And also, roll me a d100+45
>>
Rolled 64 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2315303
>>
Rolled 39 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2315303
"Yes, It's time we put the same American spirit we had going to war against the Axis and fighting the Cold War into our fight to regain our economic and social status on the globe. Should I be elected, by the end of my first term we will be independent from the commonwealths economic control without a war. That's not a promise, that's a contract."

(We can bring America into the commonwealth when it's on equal footing so long as she's running the country.
>>
Rolled 69 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2315303
>>
Hey anons, I'm back.

>>2315317
Of fucking course. I come back at the same time as a lewd crit.

Anons want me to actually do this, or do you want to take mercy on me?

>Do the lewd crit.
>Just go with the normal success you've had.
>>
>>2315326

>Dew it
>>
>>2315326
Do it.
I was going to the other thread to get a screenshot actually. I though you would forget about it.
>>
>>2315326
>Do the lewd crit.
>>
>>2315326
>Do the lewd crit.
>>
Rolled 30, 61, 3 = 94 (3d100)

Wew.

...Annabelle gives her sweetest smile to the crowd, and bends over to the crowds of Southerner..

"So, I reckon I have y'all vote, sweeties?"

"A-a-ayup!"

"Aww, how sweet of y'all to be so kind to me... Naw, downright generous... Now, which of ya'll gonna vote for ol' man Eisenhower?"

The southerners of course, laugh.

"Awh hell! I'll be damned, y'all are some damn fine minds! Now, yew' reporter types got anythin' else for me, darlins?"

The reporters take themselves out of a bit of a stuter, and you erh...

Well, you notice that one of your buttons slightly snapped off, exposing your... Large bra.

"Awh hell! Y'all so rude to not tell a woman these damn things... That's what makes yew' all better then those damn city folk though! I ain't used to wearin' these damned suits, and I swear by God, I ain't gonna be wearing some tweedle-dee suit when I'm in! Naw, we're gonna be some good ol' boys aren't we? We ain't gonna be wearing some stuffy fuckin' shirt made by some chinamen, are we?"

And with that, Annabelle laughs, and the rest of the crowd appreciates her down-to-earth, Southern personality...

Ignore my roll.
>>
Of course, Anna and the rest of her voters-to-be take rest in a nearby bar...

Eventually, you hear some telegraphs for you, reporters telling you how well the press conference did.

It seems the Northerners fuckin' despise you, and want you out of the election for being a woman, not to mention a minotauress and "unpresidental". They can rot in hell.

The midwest seems to like it, but some of their city-folk seem to hate your guts.

...The west fuckin' hates your guts also. Some of the rurals are ok folk though.

The south however, seems to largely like the speech...

What's anons next action?

>Get a campaign staff going!
>...Approach Huey Long for him helpin' you as the vice president!
>Make some homemade fliers!
>Go house to house, knockin' on doors and asking if some nice folk would be willin' to help a kind woman with her noble cause?
>Move from the South to somewhere else...
>(Can't give a speech right now.)
>...Y'all should go to that army base, and talk a bit to those soldier types! They'd sure as hell appreciate it!
>Try to get a newspaper up and running!
>You can't just stay rural forever! Head to the big city!
>Write-in
>>
>>2315353

>Get a campaign staff going!
>>
>>2315353
>Get a campaign staff going!
>>
>>2315353
>Get a campaign staff going!
>>
Also, Annabelle's Seductive trait has upgraded.

>Crit Range of Seductive has increased from 65-70
>Ultra Crit now avaliable on a 69.

Anons want to approve?

>Yes.
>No.

ALso... Campaign staff hiring time.

Roll me a 1d100+30 for quality of staff.

+15 for looking through resumes, and wondering who might be the best for your general staff...
+10 for disregarding anyone desiring you to "cover up", they ain't no true Southener, let alone someone you'd care about.
>>
Rolled 13 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2315370

>Damn buncha prudes wantin' me to cover up, I'm the true embodiment of the south g'ddamnit
>>
Rolled 71 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2315370
>>Yes.
>People with similar view points as me. Despise communism, and immigrants. Preferably with prior experience running campaigns.
>"They want me to cover up my girls?! Hell no! They need air! And everyone should have the privilege of being able to loo at them! They're a work of art!"
>>
Rolled 35 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2315370
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2315370
>Yes
>>
You get some damn good workers who genuinely care a shitload about what you do... And don't mind a bit of a peek at yer' girls.

...You know, some anarcho-capitalist inner self that's just waiting to break out says you should charge a tax and patent it as private property, but you know better. You could always just monopolize it...

...God, there's that nerdy business nerd you were a while ago.

...Still. It's a good idea.

What do you want your campaign staff to get on?

>Homemade fliers!
>Get a newspaper going!
>Go house to house!
>Make preperations for a speech somewhere..
>Write-in

Your campaign staff can do two actions. They're also quite competent.
>>
>>2315398
>Get a newspaper going!
>Make preparations for a speech somewhere..
>>
>>2315398

>Get a newspaper going!
>Make preperations for a speech somewhere..
>>
>>2315398
>Get a newspaper going!
>Make preperations for a speech somewhere..
>>
>>2315402
>>2315408
If not from your own mouth how will people hear you?
supporting
>>
You of course, get a newspaper going...

Roll me 1d100+30 for setting up a newspaper with a competent crew...

+15 for ideas on how to provide editorials directly by Anna, and keeping her present throughout the newspaper.
+5 for highlighting her VALUES!
+5 for highlighting her SLOGAN!
>>
Rolled 5 + 55 (1d20 + 55)

>>2315451
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2315451
>>
Rolled 62 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2315451

>Values: Capitalism, Freedom, Patriotism, Commie murder, and Strength
>>
Looks like a crit fail.

...You hire some scam artist to make a newspaper.

The first edition is by far, a scathing review on yourself, calling you a "demagogue" and a "whore" of a woman.

Your PR has slightly fallen. Thank God no one really read it just yet...

You also of course, immediately fire him, and put him on your list.

Now, for making preperatinos for a speech...

>Make a speech at a bar!
>Make a speech at a college campus!
>Make a speech at a city park!
>Make a speech at the army base!
>Write-in
>>
>>2315468
>Make a speech at the army base!
>>
>>2315468
>Make a speech at the army base!
>>
Roll me a 1d100 for SPEECH anons!

+40 for giving a PATRIOTIC SPEECH!
+20 for trying to not scare the army soldiers, and showing your support for the military!
+10 for trying to deck yourself out to look PATRIOTIC and SEXY! Fuck suits!
>>
Rolled 45 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2315483

Don't mistake a d20 for a d100 this time

>Good soldiers I ask that you shouldn't be afraid, of course since brave men like yourself have gone out to war you're among the bravest people in the entire goddamn world. You do America proud and I'd be honored to have you vote for me!
>>
Rolled 4 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2315483
>"Brave soldiers of the U.S.A! You risk your lives every day to preserve our freedom, and that is why I cannot bear to see the government squander all of your hard work! If you vote for me, I shall make sure your iterest will be addressed!"
>"You need not fear me, for I would never injure a fellow american, especially members of our glorious military!"
>Rip your suit open and show your breasts for the whole world to see.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2315483
>>
>>2315498
What the fuck. I'm not rolling anymore.
>>
>>2315502

For the best
>>
QM's gotta go for an hour so here I am to QM again. And considering the crit fail involving the newspaper was just used for a d20 be thankful here.

The soldiers clap and cheer as you give your speech, letting out whistles as well to show enthusiasm.

Your PR has gone up

You're loved by military families, increasing your voter base.

Now what?

>Homemade fliers!
>Get a newspaper going!
>Go house to house!
>Make preperations for a speech somewhere..
>Find that asshole who wrote the first newspaper calling you a whore
>Write-in
>>
>>2315526
>Find that asshole who wrote the first newspaper calling you a whore
>Get a newspaper going!
>>
>>2315532
>>
Roll me a d100+40 to find the shit who called you a whore

+10 for taking a guess where he is
+15 for having a plan on what to do with him once you catch him
+10 for mulling on your anger for those fucking commies who probably did this
>>
Rolled 47 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2315547
>"That little faggot is probably drinking away in some cheap bar..."
>Beat the crap out of him, and intimidate him to start doing bad publicity towards your opposition.
>"I bet it was those filthy fucking commies that fucked it all up. When I get my hands on those bitches, I'll make them beg for death!"
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2315547
>>
You do manage to find and capture the one responsible. Turns out he was just a bleeding heart reporter who went on about you defacing the Republican party and America.

However you do know your plan

Roll a d100+60 to beat the shit out of and scare this guy
>>
Rolled 57 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2315597
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2315597
>>
And so you beat him like his mother probably did and was in the right to. So the bloodied and bruised and broken reporter begs for you to stop and agrees to be your smear merchant for the campaign.

Who do you want your smear merchant to target?

>JFK: Democrat, anti-facist and communist, fucking Bostonian yankee scum
>Ronald Regan: Third party candidate, former actor, republican with liberal leanings
>>
>>2315627
>JFK: Democrat, anti-facist and communist, fucking Bostonian yankee scum
>>
>>2315627
>JFK: Democrat, anti-facist and communist, fucking Bostonian yankee scum
>>
ROLL d100+30

+10 for coming up with insults for JFK (Another +5 for making him seem like a communist)
>>
Rolled 2 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2315651
>"John Fitzgerald Kennedy is nothing more than a communist sympathizer, trying to worm his way onto the White House to accomplish his agenda. He doesn't care about the american people at all."
>>
Rolled 39 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2315651
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2315651
>>
Quick update anons.

The fucker double crosses you again, reporting you to the police and press!

Of course, when you get a door knock in the middle of the night at a hotel by a few cops, you aren't happy.

You do however, feel stronger...

Choose an upgrade anons.

> Unstable Mutation
> Radiation upgrade
> Custom Upgrade
> Upgrade Something (Seductive, Etc.)
> Write In
>>
>>2315744
Seductive.
To get the cops off our back.
>>
>>2315753
>>
So, anons want to improve lewd crit range from 60-70?

Anything else?
>>
>>2315759
Bonus to seduction rolls.
Also, how can we get a barbaric-like for Anna? She doesn't have a safety net.
>>
>>2315771
It's a balancing act.

Also, roll me a 1d100 to seduce cops?

+30 for being a lovely southern gal.
+20 for showing off your assets a shitload.
>>
Rolled 30 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2315778
>"Mr Officer, I have no idea what you're talking about. That man was harrassing me the other day, calling me mean names... You'll believe little ol' me, wont you?"
>Shove your breasts in his face and jiggle them to hell.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2315778
>>
Rolled 5 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2315778
>>
Back for a bit.

Critical Failure!

You of course, shove your large cleavage in his face, bouncing them a bit...

"...Ma'am, please constrain your out-of-control mammaries."

"Come on darlin'..."

"Ma'am. You're wanted for questioning for the assault of a reporter, and breaking into restricted area."

"Restricted area?"

"Army base."

...Shit.

Actions.

>Try to bribe them?
>...Intensify seduction?
>...Attack!
>...Fine, you can deal with some questioning...
>..Alright, scare them off!
>Write-in
>>
>>2315995
>...Intensify seduction?
>>
>>2315995
>...Intensify seduction?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 to INTENSIFY

+30 for doubling down on your lewd and boobs.
+15 for boasting a bit about your girls...
+10 for loving your boys in blue... And show them this?

DC: 110
>>
>>2315995
>...Intensify seduction?
>>
Rolled 99 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2316019
>>
>>2316019
>Shove your rear in there too for good measure.
>"These are probably the best ones in the entire planet... Liz sure seems to think so."
>"Gentlemen, you must be so tired after a long day of work... Relax, and let me take care of you..."
>>
Critical

> Head to the police station for a chance to give a speech!
> The police leave you alone.
>... Get to tell your side of the story against the reporter.
> Write In
>>
>>2316113
> Head to the police station for a chance to give a speech!
>>
>>2316113
> Head to the police station for a chance to give a speech!
>>
You of course, head down to the station...

Roll me a 1d100+25 for speeches!

+25 for a speech promising reforms and a better America!
+15 for how a giant 420 stories minotaur would make America Great.
+15 for extreme asset use, to a nearly scandalous extent.
>>
Rolled 23 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2316163
>>
Rolled 43 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2316163
>"Policemen and Policewomen, I promise you this, If I get elected, I will make sure you will be properly financed and equiped, for a country with no law enforcement is not a country I want to live in."
>"I will use my size to personaly crush America's enemies. No one shall harm you."
>Don't even try to hide it. Flaunt them shamelessly.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2316163
>>
You of course, deliver an excellent speech at the police station, getting plenty of support.

Anons want to hunt the reporter down?

> Yes
> No
>>
>>2316249
> Yes
>>
You of course, approach the chief of police, hoping to find where he put these allegations against you...

Roll me a 1d100+25 anons...

+25 for trying to seduce him into telling you where this reporter is at...
+5 for thinking what you'll do to him...
+20 for going all out in seducing him...
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2316278
>>
Rolled 5 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2316278
>>
>>2316282
This is a lewd crit right?
>>
A lewd crit fail. Though I might be nice and ignore anons if they do bonuses while I try on suits.
>>
>>2316306
I'll do it...
>>
Rolled 88 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2316278
>"Did you like my speech chief? I saw you staring right at me... Do you like what you see? By the way, that reporter that falsely accused me... do you think you can tell me where he is? Pleeeease?"
>"I don't know If I'll rip out his throat for betraying me, or congratulate him for having the balls to do so after the beating I gave him..."
>Sit on his lap, boobs in his face, ask him very gently for the location...
>>
With that,what do anons want to do once he's caught?

> Beat the shit out of him?
> Nom him or kill him.
> Seduce him?
> Write In
>>
>>2316498

> Write In

Kill him with radiation poisoning
>>
You of course, decide to just kill the bastard when you find him.

The chief police, clearly enticed by you, directs you to exactly where the complaint was lodged, and gives you his address...

So of course, you decide to pay a visit to the reporter's house...

It's in a bit of the suburban area, and of course, you think about how to confront this piece of shit...

Actions

>...Break the front door down!
>...Ambush him!
>What? You aren't some filthy nigger jumping people at their homes! This is America, the cherished home of FUCKING DUELING THIS SON OF A BITCH WITH A GODDAMNED REVOLVER LIKE A MAN! Still illegal, but fuck if it isn't the AMERICAN way to get shit done.
>...You know, William Pelley's Silver Legion goons might be helpful... Some fascists kick down the door, drag him out to you, give him a few kicks... Fascists are always nice to have on hand... Maybe even give you a chance to go and get their support.
>Set his house on fire!
>...Leave him be.
>...Leaving a SCATHING review of his writing. Absolutely, scathing... Maybe if your good enough, he'll never write again!
>Write-in
>>
>>2317819
>...Ambush him!
>>
>>2317819
>...Ambush him!
>>
>>2317819
>...Ambush him!
>>
You of course, wait in his hedgerow for a few hours...

Eventually, you hear a car pull up, and its doors open...

What do?

>CHARGE AND ATTACK!
>Make sure it's him first!
>Wait for him to get closer to the house...
>Write-in
>>
>>2318985
>Make sure it's him first!
>Wait for him to get closer to the house...
>>
>>2318985

>Wait for him to get closer to the house...
>>
Note that making sure it's him will need a dexteriy check to avoid detection!
>>
You decide to wait for him to get closer to the house... You hear the door open...

Anons want attack now?

>Yes!
>Verify who it is! (Hard!)
>No!
>>
>>2319012

>No!
>>
>>2319012
>Verify who it is! (Hard!)
>>
You decide to try and verify who it is...

Roll me a 1d100-37 anons.

DC: 60

+15 for thinking angrily about what the fuck your going to do to this son of a bitch...
>>
Rolled 14 + 22 (1d100 + 22)

>>2319080
>"I'm going to beat him so much, he will beg me to kill him!"
>>
Allowing samefagging.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2319134
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2319080
>>
Anna can't help but note it seems to be the reporter's wife, and two children...

Hm...

Actions

>Lure her out here?
>Attack!
>...Knock on the door and see if you can find this damned reporter...
>Leave.
>Continue to wait.
>Write-in
>>
>>2319216
>...Knock on the door and see if you can find this damned reporter...
Shit. Now I feel guilty about killing him. Let's convince his wife to vote for us and get her to make him do articles for us.
>>
You of course, knock on the door...

Roll me a 1d100+18 anons.

+15 for introducing yourself to his wife, and why you'd like to see him or talk to her?
+5 for of course, trying to not look intimidating or anything.
>>
Rolled 97 + 38 (1d100 + 38)

>>2319237
>"Good evening miss. I'm Annabelle, currently running for office. Would you mind if I came inside your home to inform you about my campaign?"
>Gentle smile, determined expression. Show her you are harmless.
>>
Critical!

Choose one!

>Get the reporter to come home early!
>Befriend his wife and get her vote!
>Write-in
>>
>>2319278
>Befriend his wife and get her vote!
>>
>>2319278

>Befriend his wife and get her vote!
>>
>>2319278
>Befriend his wife and get her vote!
>>
You of course, after an hour, quickly befriend his wife while the two of you sit on the couch, talking about things such as voting for you, where her husband is, that sort of thing...

After a bit, she seems to like you, and seems to like many of your policies... You also hear that her husband is working late tonight...

...Hm.

Actions

>...You know, you have a particularly cruel way to strike back at him. Seduce his wife, just to show your authority, so to speak.
>...Ask where he works? You'd like to meet him...
>Ask if you could stay over for a few hours? What better place to ambush but his own home?
>...Ask if she can talk to him about reporting for you?
>Write-in
>>
>>2319303
>Ask if you could stay over for a few hours? What better place to ambush but his own home?
>...Ask if she can talk to him about reporting for you?
>>
>>2319303

This'll do >>2319314
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 anons?

DC: 70

+25 for coming up for a reason to stay over?
+15 for asking if she could talk to him about reporting for you?
+5 for offering to do chores or something while you wait?
>>
Rolled 87 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2319343
>"Do you mind if I stay for dinner? I am an.... aquaintance of your husband, and I'd like to see him before leaving."
>"Can you please convince your hubby to write about me? Every bit of help is great, and its extra hard for me, being the first female candidate..."
>"I'll set the table, and help with the dished afterwards. It's the least I could do."
>>
Of course, after a few more hours, you hear the car pull up...

It seems to be her husband...

Actions

>...Attack him!
>...Seduce his wife in front of him?
>...Scare the shit out of him.
>...Don't do a damned thing.
>Hide somewhere. Hopefully he won't notice...
>Write-in
>>
>>2319395
>...Don't do a damned thing.
>>
>>2319395
>...Don't do a damned thing.
>>
>>2319395

>...Don't do a damned thing.
>>
You of course, just sit at the table as dinner get's handed out, and he walks in to see you...

Roll me a 1d100-30 anons.

+25 for greeting him... A bit hostile, but try your best to not start anything...
+15 for trying to appear like everything is alright, and that nothing is absolutely wrong...
+5 for trying to calm yourself...
>>
Rolled 15 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2319418

>Well, evening there...have you been having a good week? Not me thanks to, someone
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Rolled 91 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2319418
>"Why hello there... Mr.Journalist."
>Smile at him, the same one you gave his wife.
>"Relax Anna... He has a wife and kids, you can't kill him..."
>>
He closes the door behind him cautiously...

What do anons want to do or say?
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>>2319465
>Get his wife to leave the room. Then applaud him for having the balls to try to arrest us after the beating we gave him, and ask him why he's against us so much.
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>>2319481
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"You know, you have some big damned balls for trying to have the police to arrest me, after the I beating I gave you. Why the hell are you so against me?"

...You can't help but note he subtly puts his hand on something. A gun, perhaps. He's certainly learned from last time. Judging from the way he's holding it, it's a 1911...

"...I'm not letting my damned country be perverted by some whore who'll open her legs for a fucking vote, let alone a Swedish agent."

"Oh, clearly..."

"What the fuck are you doing my damned house?"

"...Well, I stopped by to see you, really."

He seems quite angry at you, and clearly is prepared for you trying to attack him...

Actions

>...Try to reason with him to calm down. You aren't here to beat him.
>...Beat the shit out of him again.
>...Scare the shit out of him for calling you a whore.
>...Threaten to call the police?
>...Seduce him... You like his strong will, that's for damn sure.
>Write-in
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>>2319745
>...Try to reason with him to calm down. You aren't here to beat him.
>...Scare the shit out of him for calling you a whore.
How dare he call you that in front of his wife! Has he no shame?!
>>
>>2319847
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>>2319847
His wife left the room anon.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+20 to scare him...

+30 for clearly asserting yourself in front of him, and scaring the shit out of him...
+10 for taking your anger out on SOMETHING for him calling you a fucking whore.
+10 for telling him exactly how you are not a whore!
>>
Rolled 92 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2319868
>"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE! What kind of education were you given for you to call a woman that?! What would your mother think?!"
>Clench your fist so hard you almost draw blood. Good thing you have scales.
>"I have only been with one man! And I only let my breasts out for them to breathe! Do you have any idea how hard it is to have breasts this big?!"
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You of course, get up close to him, yelling at him to watch his language, and explaining VERY clearly how the fuck you are NOT a goddamned whore...

He gets quite nervous as you hulk over him, terrifying him into submission...

Actions...

>Scare him into disarming! That fucking tiny little gun he's holding onto wouldn't hurt a fly, let alone you!
>Slap him for calling you a whore!
>...Terrify him into submission. With that, you can likely offer him "mercy" by working for you...
>Write-in
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>>2319903
>Write-in
>Shame him for his insult. Make him feel guilty and thus, vulnerable.
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>>2319908
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Roll me a 1d100+30 for shaming him...

+25 for mentioning how his children, and his wife must feel about his horrid mouth!
+15 for mentioning how horrible his writing and drivel is, and how much of a poor journalist he is...

...Autosuccess if anons can pull the RACE CARD as well.
Critical Autosuccess if anons can pull the RACE and WOMAN card, just to shame him even further.
>>
Rolled 64 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2319929
>"How can you say something like that?! To a woman no less! It's been especially hard for me to run for office being a woman, and now you call me a whore?! And despite being american, you insult me by saying I'm a Swedish spy?! What's wrong with Sweden anyway? Are you sexist AND racist?! Don't you have children?! How do you think they and your wife would react to knowing you could be like that?!"
>"And all the awful things you said about me! How could you?! Wasting your talent and time on such baseless drivel! Have you no journalistic integrity?!"
>>
Of course he relents.

"I-I'm not a racist, list-"

"I think it's pretty damn evident you have something against fine southern women, minotaurs, and strong women! Now, I ain't some pansy liberal, but I certainly DO think I'm fit to lead..."

How do anons want to capitalize on his vulnerability?

>...Get him to support you...
>Lure him into an ambush...
>...Destroy his jounralistic career?
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>>2319981
>...Get him to support you...
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>>2319981

>...Get him to support you...
>>
Roll me a 1d100 to see if you can get his support...

+20 for relying on the race card (against minotaurs) and the woman card...
+20 for establishing yourself as a STRONG, INDEPENDENT, and SEXY woman, who is not a goddamn whore...
+10 for talking about how horrible it is he jump to conclusions about you and your bust...
+5 for of course, establishing how you'd make his life better if YOU got elected... The first female minority president!
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Rolled 84 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2319997

>"Now listen, you wouldn't want to be seen by your wife as a misogynistic racist. Can't handle a strong woman like myself so you call me a whore, is it because I'm a minotaur? I bet if your wife did it you'd call it sexy but noooo! Me letting my tits out to breath makes me as bad as the Whore o Babylon herself!"
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>>2319997
>"Don't you want equality(for minotaurs)? I firmly believe that we should be treated equally. Besides, I'm a woman! The first female president!"
>"Just because I happen to have giant breasts and look drop dead gorgeous doesn't mean I'm a whore! I have convictions, and I'll be damned if I wont see them through!"
>"Really, jumping to conclusions like that... I thought journalists did their research before jumping the gun like that."
>"I could improve your life you know. I've seen you look at me... how would you like for your wife to look just as good?"
>>
"W-well... I mean, I just don't think your qualified..."

"What?! Is it because I'm a woman or a minotuar?"

"N-no... You don't even have any qualifications or anything..."

You note that he's certainly getting more convinced...

"...Well, what if I told you I could make your wife look just as good as me?"

"...What?"

He's damn close...

Roll me a 1d100+40 to finish him off...

+20 for arguments about how your qualified...
+10 for mentioning how you could make his wife look far better... Human women don't look nearly as good as a developed minotauress or half-dragon... Though by then, you'll certainly look far better then her...
+15 for mentioning how your SIZE, SEXINESS, and SKILL qualify you more then anyone!
>>
Rolled 43 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2320075
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Rolled 38 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2320075
>"I am MORE than qualified! I am the girlfriend of the most qualified person in the planet in how to rule. He'll teach me everything I need."
>"Face it man. Human women have nothing special. Look at me! Huge breasts, great ass, muscles, and taller too. More... bestial too. Don't you want her to look like tat too? I can make you and your kids strong like that as well..."
>"Besides, I'm a 420 story minotaur! Who is going to oppose me? My beauty is unmatched too, and my skills are superior as well. Face it, I'm the perfect candidate."
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2320075
>>
Of course, he listens intently.

"...Who's this most qualified person on the planet?"

He gives you a suspicious look...

...Uh oh.

Actions

>...Renexizious?
>...Uh... MacArthur?
>Huey Long? Yeah, him.
>What? You didn't say anything...
>Write-in
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>>2320106
>...Renexizious?
Then we start shilling for him.
>>
>>2320106
>...Renexizious?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 anons.

+20 for shilling for how great Renexizious is... How wonderful his wife is as well...
+15 for thanking him personally for your form, sexiness, and practically everything... And how he could clearly make these inferior humans a bit... Better.
+15 for using your assets to convince him as well...
+5 for slightly hinting towards your barbaric and lustful nature.
>>
Rolled 69 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2320148
>"Don't believe what you read on the newspapers, Ren is a sweetheart and a great leader. He' the one that gave me this great body, and made me the person I am today. His wife Liz, is also great. Intelligent, cunning, and the queen of England."
>"I can't even remember being so inferior before meeting him... I'm stronger, smarter, faster, more durable... I can promise you that you would all benefit greatly..."
>Jiggle them for him... He'll want his wife to be like that.
>"I really hope you agree with me... I might just have to rip your spine out otherwise..."
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>>2320173
Oh my.
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You of course, jiggle them in front of him...

He quickly becomes... Well, entranced.

"...You like that, don't you?"

"I-... I..."

"...Speaking of... I'm a bit hot... Excuse me..."

You begin to strip your shirt off, and you even take your bra off... His jaw nearly drops seeing the full extent of your assets...

"...You know, you can touch them a bit... Maybe even squeeze them... See where that gets you..."

You give him a wink, and after he tries to stutter out an excuse, you come over, and put his hands on your assets..

'...Squeeze them, you little beta male. I'm practically doing this for you."

He lightly, gently squeezes your breasts, and you can barely feel it...

"...You know, why don't we just take this to your study, darlin'... I think you know exactly what to write about me, don'tcha?"

You grope his ass as you drag him into the study, forcing him to touch your assets, while you write his editoral for him. in the nude...

Roll me a 1d100 for WRITING FOR THE JOURNALIST!

+25 for further forcing him to have fun with your assets...
+15 for threatening him if he doesn't relax you... And how he's in too deep to stop now...
+15 for trying to write an editoral for his newspaper showing you to be a lovely woman...
+5 for making sure the kids and wife don't find out or hear. You aren't a fan of ruining families.
>>
Rolled 96 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2320257
>Grab his hands and keep them in your breasts.
>"Massage them... If you do a good job, I'll make your wife just as good... you do want that, right?"
>Describe yourself as a lovely woman, respectable and of strong conviction. A true patriot. The best candidate by far.
>Lock the door to the study. Make sure not to make much noise.
>>
He does a damn good job of satisfying your breast's urge... No, need to be touched and appreciated by another man.

By the end of it, he's practically passed out, head inbetween your breasts as you finish up the report...

...He looks so cute when he's not a cunt.

You give him a kiss for pleasuring his new, favorite presidential candidate, and you whisper into his ear...

"...Remember me for the election, darlin'. Your vote matters!"

So of course, you get dressed up, leaving the man alone as you leave from the groping lesson...

You of course, leave afterwards...

Soon enough, you hear your PR go up quite a bit!

However, the day eventually comes... You get to meet with Huey Long, and discuss him become vice president...

So of course, you get on the train down to Louisania...

How do you want to do this?

>Seduce your vice president. You demand absolute love to the United States, to you, and your assets...
>Force him to your vice president, whether he likes it or not.
>...Try to reason with him, firstly. A good meeting. Get a suit and tie, that sort of thing.
>Write-in
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>>2320281
>Seduce your vice president. You demand absolute love to the United States, to you, and your assets...
>>
>>2320281
>Seduce your vice president. You demand absolute love to the United States, to you, and your assets...
>>
Soon enough, you get off, and head to a Louisania dinner...

Soon enough, you enter, and order the biggest, best steak they have. Your starving.

...Soon enough, a man in a nice black suit and greased back hair comes in, and goes up to you.

"I assumin' your Miss Annabelle?"

"You got that right. Take a seat, mister."

Huey Long nods, and you put your seductive plan into action...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for seducing this presidental candidate...

+20 for gradually revealing your assets to him in their entirity...
+15 for mentioning how busy you've been, and how stressful this campaign has been...
+10 for mentioning how angry you've been at the man calling you a whore... But how you came to an understanding... And explain to Huey how you ain't a damned whore.
>>
Rolled 8 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2320302
>Take off a button every few minutes. Jiggle them good.
>"It's just been SOOO hard y'know? Speeches and publicity... i've been so stressed. I need to relax for a bit..."
>"I can't believe he called a whore... me of all people! Luckily, I showed him I'm no whore... I'm just very active!"
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2320302
>>
Rolled 16 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2320302
>>
Soon enough, your bust is sure enough, on the table, right in front of your steak, resting there almost as you dig in.

"...Y'know, there ain't nothin' like a good Southern piece of meat... Ain't it a beauty?"

Huey Long seems less interested in your boobs, and more interested in your campaign politics... But you catch the occassional glance...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for continuing your seduciton.

+25 for enticing him with your massive cleveage, and mentionin' how it's damned fine, in fact, perfect it if he gives it a bit of a squeeze or touch or somethin'...
+15 for talking about campaign policies important to you... And your assets.
>>
Rolled 40 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2320327
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Rolled 7 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2320327
>"A lot of people have issues with my breasts... I have no idea why. They're not ugly are they? Here, feel them out yourself..."
>"I feel its important to be hard on immigration, damn foreigners coming here to steal our jobs... They don't even have great assets like me!"
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2320327
>>
He nods along with what your saying, and the two of you seem to agree a bit...

Save for the economics part, where he argues for farming subsidies and you argue for a completely free market...

Of course, you insist to him to... Perhaps touch them a bit.

"Lady, I ain't no pervert." He says, straight faced... But he's damn well giving your breasts some attention...

Actions

>...Nevermind, this seducing bullshit isn't working.
>...Fuck it, shift to just talking about politics. Maybe that'll convince him.
>...Just tell him to touch your damned breasts already. You just want to get this over with.
>...Tell him that a REAL pervert would do it without your permission...
>...Force him to do it. Why can't men just be fucking men?
>Write-in
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>>2320372
>...Tell him that a REAL pervert would do it without your permission...
>>
>>2320372
>...Tell him that a REAL pervert would do it without your permission...
>>
He of course, touches them a bit.

"...I suppose they're nice lookin, lady. Don't get why your so obsessive about the damned things."

Roll me a 1d100+35 for continuing your seduction...

+25 for talking about how important breasts are indeed, and how it's essential you let others know how important they are... How glorious they are...
+15 for getting him to touch further, and let him know how much you enjoy a man's touch on them.
+10 for pressing the importance of breasts upon domestic and international diplomacy!
+5 for either acknowledging you might be a bit... Obsessive about them, or actively in love with them.
>>
Rolled 89 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>2320383
>"Breasts are very important! They are what feeds little babies! They would all starve otherwise, and the planet's population would die off in a century! They're glorious, and they should be open for everyone to see"
>"Come on, don't be a pussy... fondle them a bit! I have no objections at all... I love a man's firm hand on them..."
>"Breasts can end arguments between couples, and be used as a diplomatic tool! It sure seems to work for Liz..."
>"I might be a bit forward about them, but can you blame me? Look at them! They're amazing!"
>>
He of course, begins to fondle you, in full sight of the dinner patrons...

He seems to enjoy it.
Roll me a 1d100+30 to convince him to become your vice president.

+20 for talking about how he'll be able to do this as YOUR vice president, and how by then you'll be evem bigger and better...
+15 for encouraging him to be evem more intense...
+5 for mentioning how you'll make being the vice president great again...
>>
Rolled 81 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2320438
>"You know, if I get elected, you'll be able to do this a lot more as my vice president... would you like to?"
>"Is that all you have? Harder you little bitch."
>"Don't you want to be my vice president? Of the most powerful woman in the world? That would make you the most powerful Vice President..."
>>
He of course, begins to practically go full force on squeezing your needy breasts.

"I must say, I'm interested... But I'd like a bit more then a vice president boobs squeezer... As relaxing as this is."

Actions

> Offer him more... (Specify benefits...)
> Entice him further. Seduce him so he joins you for free.
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>>2320474
> Offer him more... (Specify benefits...)
Mutations. Didn't we promise to also give them to the journalist?
>>
Anna doesn't know how to make Mutagens anon
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>>2320474
> Offer him more... (Specify benefits...)
>>
>>2320474

> Offer him more... (Specify benefits...)
>>
What do anons want to offer him?

Note, Mutagens cannot be made by her
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>>2320481
>>2320486

Alright, so what do we wanna give him anyways? I'm thinking a summer home in the alps, just gotta ask Ren on it
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>>2320485
Speaking of, how's this timeline wise? She's not getting elected in the short time Ren's in South America, right?
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>>2320503
That works I guess.
>>
Back for a bit anons

Roll me a 1d100+50 anons..

+20 for hyping up the summer home.
+10 for showing him how to properly grope a woman... By doing it to yourself. +5 for mentioning how he'll get more "training" if he joins you.

Autosuccess if all happens.
Grabbing some pizza and heading home after church anons
>>
Rolled 83 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2320864
>"Now honey, wouldn't you like that? A summer home out in the mountains, fresh snow, a lovely secluded view, and all for sitting by my side and babysitting spoiled little congress. You wouldn't be able to get that from most other people for such a simple task."
>"Mercy, this is a sad display. You have to roll your hands when you grab, like this. Is this your first time touching a ladies chest? If this pathetic show is all you can do, I'll have to train you a whole lot more won't I?"
>>
Huey Long agrees, and joins you...

With that done...

A unique opportunity comes to you as Huey arranges a speech...

Where should the announcement take place?

> Church (increases opinion of Christians)
> College (Increased opinion of students)
> Police Station (increased opinion of police)
> Seek out support of minorities
>>
>>2320949
> Seek out support of minorities
>>
>>2320949
> Seek out support of minorities
>>
>>2320949
> Seek out support of minorities.
Who has the most in common with Cletus? When we take away skin and culture, Jamal of course.
>>
Which minorities?

> Minotaurs
> Blacks (You'll hate yourself)
> Elves
> Poors
> Children/Teebs
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>>2320968
Can't we do all? Something something equality.
>>
>>2320968
> Minotaurs
> Blacks (You'll hate yourself)
> Elves
> Poors
We can target these with a general message kids is a waste of time.
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>>2320978
>>2320971
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You decide to try and do all...

Of course, you hold this by a somewhat impoverished soup house...

Roll me a 1d100+40 for gaining popularity with your running mate announcement!

+20 for basic speech premisis, and what your campaign will focus on!
+15 for discriminating against niggers.
+10 for tackling heavy social issues!
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2321013
>>
Well anons...

Lewd Crit

Choose a minority to PARTICULARLY impress?

>Minotaurs.
>Poors.
>Elves.
>Blacks. (...Prepare for happiness to lower.)
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>>2321031
>Poors.
There should be a lot of them if the Commonwealth is stealing the US's jobs.
>>
Annabelle of course, approach the downtrodden, the poor, and the homeless during her speech.

"Y'all, I feel bad for. Sweden taking your jobs, a failing job market..."

You see their eyes rise and follow the subtly sweet allure of your giant mammaries. Most of your words go over their heads, but by the time the speech ends, they've all made up their minds...

Heh, you knew the girls were good for something.

With that, your popularity with the Poor has vastly gone up, and you've gained a bit of minority support.

Current map of your support anons. Blue is Annabelle, Red is Eisenhower.

Where do anons want to go to next?

>Specify State
>...Switch PoV
>Write-in
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>>2321127
Here's map.
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>>2321127

>Specify State

California
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>>2321136
Supporting, Reagan hasn't happened yet.
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You of course, land at California...

Anons want to give a speech as soon as they get off the plane?

>Yes.
>No.
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>>2321148
>No.
>Just say where you'll be heading after you "take some time to meet the great people of the California"
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You of course, mumble some excuses to the small amount of supporters you have, and you arrange to sleep in the hotel after the trip...

Anna has done enough hard work to upgrade!

Choose.

>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Custom Mutation
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>>2321155
Oh, sorry.

>Radiation Upgrade
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>>2321157

>Unstable
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>>2321155
>Unstable Mutation
>>
Roll me a 1d100 anons.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2321176
>>
Annabelle gets...

>Double Upgrade

Annabelle can upgrade a mutation of her choice twice more then usual this one time.

Anons want to use this or refund?

>Refund
>Use (Specify mutation)
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>>2321208
>Use (Specify mutation)
>>
>>2321208
I'll need the list
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>>2321208
>Use (Specify mutation)
Seductive.
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>>2321628
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Annabelle's Mutations
Manifest Destiny
Annabelle gets a 90-100 on critical range now, perfect for showin' people their place! (Just realized this wasn't fixed, sorry.)
Lethargic
Annabelle hates moving, and loves sleeping. She sleeps for far longer, and it becomes much harder to wake her.(edited)
Slaughter Ecstasy
Annabelle now gains 2.5x XP from killing, destruction, and carnage. She stays awake longer, but falls alseep for much longer. She's also more eager to fight and kill, and rages are easier to get.
Radiation Senstivity
Annabelle may get Radiation Mutations.(edited)
Nuclear Reactor
Annabelle's stomach seems to act akin to a nuclear reactor, and requires tons of liquid to cool down without facing a Meltdown. Merely touching her is enought to feel the sheer energy coming off of her, and she can be used to power electrical things, if attached to her. (Her Reactor Levels are Empty.)
Laser Breath
Annabelle seems to be able to use her stomach reactor to fire a literal laser, complete with nuclear armageddon. This empties her Reactor levels entirely, and causes a devestating nuclear blast, akin to a Little Boy.
Fire Breath
Annabelle has a flamethrower for a mouth. She can breath fire for 40d6 damage, and it can hit multiple enemies, and stick. Exploding dice count.
Radiation Healing
Annabelle can heal her wounds, at the cost of one Reactor Level.*(edited)
Deep Fry
Annabelle can super-charge her firebreath once per day to unleash a fry-cook's worst nightmare. This deals 40d6 damage, times 6, exploding dice as well.
Butter Bully
Annabelle adores butter, and other dairy products. Double XP from Butter Nomming.*
Solar Powered
Anna is now able to absorb sunlight and convert it into energy! Reduced sleep times a bit, increase stats in sunlight, and increased radiation generation.

Seductive
Anna's Lewd Crit Range is increased to 60-70. Ultra Lewd Crit on 69
>>
Also
Seductive Upgrade

>Anna's Lewd Crit Range is increased to 55-70. Ultra Lewd Crit on 68-70. Annabelle also gains a +10 to her Charisma, and becomes more lewd/seductive. Anna can substitute one of her save stats of Willpower or Reflex with her Charisma..

Anons want to add anything or is this good?

>Good.
>Add to it.
>...Choose something else?
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>>2322087
>Good.
>Add to it.
Anna gets a save against low crits on seduction rolls. Only usable once per day.
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>>2322117
This works.
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>>2322117
Alright, so a save against critical fails on seduction rolls. Can't be used on a natural one/ultra crit fails.

Anons want anything else?
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>>2322121
>Seduction Pheromones. Affect everyone in a certain radius.
>>
Annabelle has fairly weak pheromones, though certainly will help the odds.

Using pheromones to seduce grants her a +5 to the roll.

Finally, anything else?
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>>2322139
Thats fine for now.
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>>2322139
all good to me
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Now, for the second upgrade...

What do anons want to upgrade?
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>>2322173
Manifest Destiny
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>>2322184
this.
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>>2322184
>>
Anna's Crit Range is now 85-100

Anna's Ultra Crit Range is 98-100

Do anons want to add anything else?
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>>2322265
Thats good.
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With that done...

Annabelle wakes up in the morning, and stretches...

And hears...

Chanting..

She looks out a window, and reads a newspaper...

GIANT MINOTAUR ANNOUNCES CAMPAIGN, LACK COMMON DECENCY.

...Great.

You of course, read a few more articles...

PROTEST AT CALIFORNIA COLLEGE OF ART BY STUDENTS ANGRY AT PROSECUTION OF HOMOSEXUAL COUPLE

UNION PROTEST AT MARKET SQUARE REGARDING WORK HOURS AND PAY

PROTESTS IN INDUSTRY OVER COLLAPSING JOB MARKET, EXPERTS SAY THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.

WOMEN'S MARCH IN SALEM, DEMANDING SUFFRAGE

Hm...

Do anons want to do anything?

>Establish your policies on homosexuality...
>Establish your policies on unions.
>Establish your policies on feminism.
>...Put the newspaper away, rather then establish yourself on key issues...
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>>2322312
>Establish your policies on homosexuality...
>Establish your policies on feminism.
>>
>>2322312
>Establish your policies on unions.
The north is all labor and we need them to win America
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>>2322312
>Establish your policies on unions.
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So, unions?

>RADICAL PRO (Everyone should be in a union for something, no matter the cost to business!)
>PRO (Most professions should have a union!)
>NEUTRAL
>ANTI (Unions should be optional to join, and be regulated in behavior!) (This is what Annabelle favors herself.)
>RADICAL ANTI (Unions should be disbanded entirety. The free hand of capitailsm can guide unions!)
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>>2322356
>ANTI (Unions should be optional to join, and be regulated in behavior!) (This is what Annabelle favors herself.)
>>
>PRO (Most professions should have a union!)
Can we do the other 2 afterwards?
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>>2322393
Yeah
>>
Anyone else voting? Right now it'll just default to NEUTRAL.
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>>2322356
>PRO (Most professions should have a union!)
This oughta get popularity.
>>
Disregarding your personal views on unions, you go PRO or go home.

Now, for homosexuality...

>RADICAL PRO (Homosexuals are equal to everyone else, and discrimination against them is a crime!)
>PRO (Homosexuals are roughly equal, but shouldn't be supported.)
>NEUTRAL (Annabelle's Position.)
>ANTI (Homosexuals are against our very way of life, and should be actively discouraged!)
>RADICAL ANTI (Homosexuality is a crime, and to support it as well is a crime!)
>EXTREME RADICAL (Homosexuality should be punished by death.)
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>>2322480
>RADICAL PRO (Homosexuals are equal to everyone else, and discrimination against them is a crime!)
Isn't Anna Bi? She's with Liz regularly.
>>
>>2322488
Yeah.
>>
>>2322480
>RADICAL PRO (Homosexuals are equal to everyone else, and discrimination against them is a crime!)
>>
Anna of course, is RADICAL PRO.

Now, for feminism.

>RADICAL PRO (Women are equal to men in every single way, and should actively join the workforce!)
>PRO (Women are equal to men, but should stay at home.) (Annabelle's Position)
>NEUTRAL
>ANTI (Women should stay at home, and shouldn't care about the politics of home.)
>RADICAL ANTI (Women are inferior to men, and should be focused entirely with their husband and family.)
>>
>>2322531
Can we go for a middle ground between the top 2?
>Women are equal to men and can choose to either work or stay at home.
>>
>>2322531
PRO
>>
>>2322574
Sure, so VERY PRO.

Waiting for some more votes.
>>
Going with PRO.

With that done, where do anons want to specifically show up at?

>Unions Protest
>Feminist Protest
>Homosexuality Rally
>>
I'd like to go on record and say I think the Anons fucked us by choosing radical on faggots. its 1950-60
>>
>>2322574
>>2322580
This then.
>>
>>2322619
It's 1950, yeah, and it sure as hell won't be popular. But anons will have to do something supporting it or being against it in order to really have it pop up, and they can always change their mind.
>>
>>2322617
>Feminist Protest
>>
>>2322617
>Unions Protest
>>
>>2322617
>Unions protest.
>>
You of course, head to the union protest...

Roll me a 1d100+26 for gaining the support of the unions!

+20 for making promises on how to be anti-business, but pro unions!
+10 for being extremely pro-capitalism, but anti-monopoly.
+10 for protesting with the rest of the union workers, and coming up with slogans, signs, etc...
+5 for realizing your new, extremely enhanced seduction powers and pheromones...
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2322672
>>
Rolled 28 + 71 (1d100 + 71)

>>2322672
>"I promise that you shall not be exploited! You will no longer be overworkex, underpaid and refused your basic rights as workers!"
>"I believe in capitalism, but monopoly is a cancer towards the economy. It leads executives to trating their employees like trash, since they have nowhere else to go!"
>Unleash your pheromones, and flaunt your assets for everyone.
>>
Allowing samefagging for discovering your seduction powers.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2322819
>"What is this smell coming out of me? People are looking at me funny... Are these those pheromones Ren and Liz told me about?"
>>
Annabelle of course, lets the world know about her pro-union message.

This seems to certainly give her some support among the working class and North, but seems to decrease big business's opinion of her.

Anons want to continue to advertise her views?

>Feminist Protest
>Homosexuality Rally
>Change Opinions (Specify which.)
>Create an issue... (Try to create an issue...)
>...Get out of key politics and back to finding supporters!
>>
>>2322871
>Create an issue... (Try to create an issue...)
Elaborate please.
>>
>>2322871
>...Get out of key politics and back to finding supporters!
IT's A TRAP! NEVER STAY FOR LONG!
>>
>>2322947
Basically, try to make a political issue. So something like if the military should be funded more or less, and try to make it a focal point of your campaign or use it to hammer your political opponents.
>>
>>2322956
I see. Maybe we should get info on our oponents beforehand, to get them on something scandalous. For now:
>...Get out of key politics and back to finding supporters!
>>
>>2322871
>...Get out of key politics and back to finding supporters!
>>
You of course, get out of your wedge support...

Update on support.

Flordia has betrayed you and is siding towards Eisenhower.

The Rust Belt is heavily favoring you now.

So, what do anons want to do?

>Give a speech somewhere!
>Go house to house!
>Spread your newspaper to California!
>Campaign in the big city!
>Move state!
>Make some fliers!
>Put yourself on a wedge issue or announce your support for something...
>...Attempt to get dirt on your rivals?
>Write-in
>>
>>2323007
>...Attempt to get dirt on your rivals?
If you can't be the best, make everyone else worse.
>>
>>2323007
>...Attempt to get dirt on your rivals?
>>
Which one of your rivals?

>Eisenhower.
>Nixon (Eisenhower's Vice President)
>Get dirt on the democrats... (It's a bit down the line, since your campaigning as a Republican and trying to beat Eisenhower as the nominee!)
>Write-in
>>
>>2323037
>Get dirt on the democrats... (It's a bit down the line, since your campaigning as a Republican and trying to beat Eisenhower as the nominee!)
I'm feeling lucky, lets rewrite history.
>>
>>2323037
>Eisenhower.
Better make sure we even get picked.
>>
You decide to get some dirt on Eisenhower...

How do you want to do this?

>Rumor Mongering (...Low chance for whatever you get to be true, but if successful, could be quite damaging. Don't use this too much unless you want people to think your a liar.)
>Office Break-In (Make Watergate look like a joke. Break into an election headquarters and try to find something incriminating! Quite hard!)
>Dig Up Documents (Try to dig up documents on Eisenhower! Truthful and factual, though unlikely to be anything too damaging.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2323104
>Dig Up Documents (Try to dig up documents on Eisenhower! Truthful and factual, though unlikely to be anything too damaging.)
Are you sure about that?
>>
>>2323104
>Dig Up Documents (Try to dig up documents on Eisenhower! Truthful and factual, though unlikely to be anything too damaging.)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+5 to find documents...

+10 for ideas on what you should be looking for...
+5 for ideas on how to have fun while bored out of your mind reading documents...
>>
Rolled 6 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2323173
>Start with who's sending who money or resources. Donations, special intrest that sort of thing.
>You have tits legs and a pretty face, you can "passively" torment whoever is around.
>>
someone else please roll
>>
Allowing samefagging for more ideas on how to have fun while reading.
>>
Rolled 56 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2323173
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2323173
>>
So Critical Success, +Lewd Critical.

Of course, Anna takes to harrassing some of the library's employees and tormenting them while digging through file after file...

Soon enough, you come across a particularly interesting document... It seems that Eisenhower's been using a lot of his taxpayer money to fund gifts and personal purchases... Especially to some of his cronies in office...

Hm...

You of course, take this to the newspaper, and begin to publish it!

Roll me a 1d100+40 to see how far this scandal goes!

+20 for OUTRAGEOUS HEADLINES!
+10 for rewarding yourself for finding such great documents!
>>
Rolled 52 + 70 (1d100 + 70)

>>2323352
>"REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE EISENHOWER STEALING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY!"
>Get that beta journalist to massage your breasts again.
>>
Rolled 82 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

You of course, fish that beta-male out and force him to massage your breasts, while your writing your headlines...

Ignore my roll.
>>
Rolled 62 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

Eisenhower excuses the purchases as only buying a gift for Nixon as a dog for his birthday, though by then the damage is far too late.

Republican Support has dropped, making Democrats a bit more powerful.
Republican Support for Eisenhower has dropped quite a bit.

You have gained a bit of support.

Ignore my roll...
>>
...A few hours later, you hear headlines for the GOP's magazine come out...

PRESIDENTAL MINOTAURESS FUNDING: WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?

...It seems a rather scathing article from the news has come out about the strange, huge amount of funding you have, even though your not taking donations or anything...

Support for you has dropped quite a bit.
Support for the Republican Party has dropped a bit.

Do anons want to retort?

>Find another scandal to fire back at Eisenhower!
>...Go on the defensive and do damage control in a press conference!
>Ignore it...
>Write-in
>>
>>2323414
>...Go on the defensive and do damage control in a press conference!
"I use my own money rather than tax payers money, and you people complain?!"
>>
You of course, go on the defense...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for how well your press conference goes!

+15 for coming up with where your money comes from, even though you've never held office or even put anything on your taxes to indicate such wealth?
>>
Rolled 72 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2323440
>"Good investments. I have been saving money my entire life for this ocasion. To reach my lifelong dream of making America great."
>>
Of course, you manage to dismiss these rumors, though still, a bit of damage has been done...

You regain a bit of support.

What do anons want to do now?

>Give a speech somewhere!
>Go house to house!
>Spread your newspaper to California!
>Campaign in the big city!
>Move state!
>Make some fliers!
>Put yourself on a wedge issue or announce your support for something...
>Try to gain more Republican voters in general from the Democrats.
>...Attempt to get dirt on your rivals?
>Write-in

The GOP have announced a debate to be held in three months, meaning you have 9 actions before that happens.
>>
>>2323461
>Campaign in the big city!
>>
>>2323461
>Campaign in the big city!
Lets take a firm hold of these cities, then check out a few other states, we'll do the Rally strategy.
>>
You of course, head to the big cities, which are all quite democrat strongholds...

How do anons want to do this?

>Go to a university or college?
>Stage a union protest to give a speech at?
>Try to preform a rally downtown?
>...See about doing a speech in front of a government building?
>Talk to the media conglomerates... TV. This is far better then any newspaper...
>Head to Hollywood... You might be able to get some damned good propaganda made for you...
>Write-in
>>
>>2323514
>Talk to the media conglomerates... TV. This is far better then any newspaper...
>Head to Hollywood... You might be able to get some damned good propaganda made for you...
Both are good to reach a lot of people.
>>
>>2323514
>Try to preform a rally downtown?
ANNA RALLY!
>>
Well, fuck it, let's do all three.

So of course, you decide to talk to one of the media giants...

Who do you want to talk to?

>Right-Wing Conservative Media (Hates you!)
>Left Wing Liberal Media (Dislikes you!0
>>
>>2323534
Is there somewhere we know they'll both be? I'd like to play up the "two parties are one" angle.
>>
>>2323556
This is basically to see what media station you get on, and you can preach that during the interview/appearance.
>>
>>2323534
>>Left Wing Liberal Media (Dislikes you!0
>>
>>2323590
this
>>
>>2323534
>Left Wing Liberal Media (Dislikes you!0
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 to see if you get into an interview...
+20 for bribing the media conglomerates to let you on?
+10 for convincing arguments how the viewers would LOVE you?
+5 for ideas on how to get your FULL minotaur form broadcasted on TV.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2323637
>>
Rolled 86 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2323637
>>
>>2323644
>Give them money, but make sure its untraceable to you, in case they try to screw you over.
>"I am the first female candidate, and a 420 story Minotaur. I'd be more surprised if the entire country didn't tune in."
>Get a camera to film you very from far away.
>>
Critical Successful Failure

Rather then laugh you out of the studio, they decide to give you an interview... Though with a biased host, and limited air time of only fifteen minutes.

At least it's something.

How do anons want to do this?

>Seductively try to get the viewers to side with you.
>Reason with the viewers!
>Threaten the viewers!
>Reveal your stance on a core issue? (Specify this issue!)
>Write-in
>>
>>2323666
>Seductively try to get the viewers to side with you.
Hello Satan.
>>
>>2323666
>Seductively try to get the viewers to side with you
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 to seduce the viewers...

+30 for being outrageous during your interview in terms of lewdity and obscenity.
+20 for driving home KEY ISSUES... Such as if your assets are too big, or too small?
+10 for mocking the host. Do they really expect you to get anything done in only fiteen minutes?
+5 for pushing for extra time, and how much the audience would truly appreciate it?
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2323677
>>
Rolled 26 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2323677
>Take off your buttons in the interview. Grab your assets and jiggle them. Wink to the camera.
>"Tell me ladies and gentlemen... do you think they're too big? HA! That was a joke of course. Too big... imagine that!"
>"15 minutes? Please, that's nothing! I bet you would even last half of that in bed!"
>"Come on... the audience would be reaaally sad if I just left. They want to see more of me, right?"
>>
Allowing samefagging for becoming even more obsurd.
>>
Rolled 39 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2323698
>Pull out all the stops, give them a flash of your breasts.
>>
Rolled 98 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2323677
>>
Ultra Critical!

Of course, you hear a wild exclamation from the producer...

And they cancel all their other bookings for the next hour...

You sure as hell are getting a shitload of support, as phones start ringing asking you questions about where you stand, if you'd be willing to go on a date with them...

...Daww, it seems that your TV stunt is going extraordinarily well!

How do anons want to do the next half?

>Continue seduction...
>...Start being serious and talk politics.
>...Be a sweet Southern girl, and answer the questions the audience ask you!
>Write-in
>>
>>2323718
>...Be a sweet Southern girl, and answer the questions the audience ask you!
>>
>>2323718
>...Be a sweet Southern girl, and answer the questions the audience ask you!
A good president listens to her people.
>>
You of course, begin to answer some questions...

"So uh, just wondering... Where do you stand on medicare? It's really expensive now..."

Hm...

Actions

>Free market baby! Not your problem, and gradually it'll adjust itself without any government intervention. (Radical)
>Say that as a business, it's up to it to manage itself, but you are in favor of price controls!
>Say that your in favor of reducing the cost and giving people access to medical care!
>Say that you support free healthcare! (Radical)
>Distract them with seduction!
>>
>>2323741
>Say that your in favor of reducing the cost and giving people access to medical care!
>>
>>2323741
>Say that your in favor of reducing the cost and giving people access to medical care!
>>
>>2323741
>Say that your in favor of reducing the cost and giving people access to medical care!
>"It's actually more expensive now due to intentionally faulty planning."
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 for how well you present your ideas to the Democrats...

+30 for announcing what you'd do to make it affordable while in office, and make the medical system better? (+15 for talking about why you care personally about it!)
+15 for being a sweet, down-to-earth Southern woman concerned with America?
+5 for being further outrageous in your interview regarding your... Looks.
>>
Rolled 78 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2323796
>>
Rolled 29 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2323796
>"If I get elected, I'll diminish the costs of health care, along with authorizing the construction of more hospitals, particularly in the less inhabited zones. I remember being young and breaking my leg, and having to go all the way to the city to get it looked at. Our terrible health care needs to be fixed!"
>"I apologize if I sound to forceful to ya'll, but that's only because I deeply care for my country, and the people that live in it!"
>Move around while you talk, make your assets jiggle even more.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2323796
>>
You seem to get plenty of popularity among those who care about healthcare.

The next caller comes up...

"What are you going to do about our jobs being taken by the Swedes? I can't even find a factory job up here in the rustbelt anymore."

Actions

>...We live in a free market, don't we? If it's more expensive to make stuff here, then move it elsewhere! (Radical Globalist)
>...Well, it's the free market, hunny. But I promise you that there'll be jobs! (Globalist)
>Now hun, we're gonna be taking our jobs back, don't you worry about it! Those Swedes aren't going to profit off America anymore! (Closed Economy)
>...Hun, America is NUMBER ONE, and any damned foreign competition will answer to ME, understand? I won't stand by and have our jobs taken! (Radical Closed Border)
>Distract them with seduction!
>>
>>2323859
>...Well, it's the free market, hunny. But I promise you that there'll be jobs! (Globalist)
>>
>>2323859
>...Well, it's the free market, hunny. But I promise you that there'll be jobs! (Globalist)
>>
Roll me a 1d100-40 for seeing how well Democrats and Republicans handle the issue of Globalism...

+25 for talking about what's so good about globalism and a world wide market!
+10 for your plan to create jobs!
+10 being more outrageous to distract this rather poor idea to the American people!
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2323885
>>
Rolled 42 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2323885
>"Being closed off to the world would deny us all the products manufactured in other parts of the world, and we would no longer be able to sell to them. This would only worsen our already brittle economy."
>"We will export even more to other countries, and guarantee jobs to americans first! Anyone harboring illegal laborers will be swiftly punished."
>Flash them your breasts. For a good 5 seconds.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2323885
>>
So, anons want to do the save Anna has on seduction rolls?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2323932
>Yes.
>>
>>2323932

>Yes
>>
>>2323932
>Yes.
>>
>>2323932
Si senor
>>
Roll me a 1d100 for SAVING ANNA!

+30 for seducing the host, the TV crew, and America in a creative, barbaric, and most of all, unprecedented way!
+15 for being a southern woman who cares truly deeply about America, Breasts, and Jobs.
+10 for appealing to the seductive bonuses of globalism... Foreign, exotic races, etc...
+5 for mentioning what products can't be made in the USA?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2323967
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2323967
>Pull off America's first Carl's Junior commercial, Eat a sloppy dripping burger in front of the camera that drips sauce down your barely covered chest.
>While trying to wipe off the sauce making her tits oily. "You see, we started loosing economically when we let our manufacturing ability be overshadowed by Europe and Sweden. Could have had a competitive advantage if we rebuilt and industrialized Japan. Could have even gotten an ally out of it. Instead we sat on an egg and let the dragon take the last piece of Asia that isn't china."
>"We need to start our car production up again, that's the stuff that was bringing in big money, large machines, small ones. if it's mechanical we need to bring the industrial base for it back here."
>>
Rolled 87 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2323967
>Rip your clothes out in front of everyone. Give the camera the smuggest grin you can.
>"Ya'll are crazy for putting into question my love for America. I love my country, just as much as I love getting jobs for its people. And my breasts too."
>"Besides... think of all the beautiful women and men of other countries... their pale or dark complexions.... something for everyone!"
>"So many things... cigars, different foods, certain minerals and types of wood... denying ourselves all of that would be foolish."
>>
So, critical.

Anons, choose one.

>...Radical huge popularity boost, at the cost of a scandal about yourself?
>Come up with an amazing economic policy that gets bipartisan support?
>Get an upgrade?
>>
>>2324039
>Come up with an amazing economic policy that gets bipartisan support?
>>
>>2324046
This
>>
>>2324039
>Come up with an amazing economic policy that gets bipartisan support?
>>
Of course, your economic policy is by far, your best policy. No one can really argue with your middle economic strategy!

However, what sounds like twenty more calls come up, and they have to get some assistants to answer them for you...

A random stranger asks you out on a date.
Someone's interested in your policies about the homeless...
Someone's interested about the Italian immigration issue in NYC.
Someone is curious about Detrioit and how to prevent the unemployement crisis there!

>Answer a question... (Specify, and write what to say.)
>...Just say that'ls all the time you have, and leave!
>SEDUCE! You have America within your grasp!
>Write-in
>>
>>2324160
>SEDUCE! You have America within your grasp!
>>
>>2324160
>SEDUCE! You have America within your grasp!
>>
Of course, yer' puppies are bare on national television, and still, you haven't had your fill...

You can't help but imagine your next move...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for seducing America further...

+25 for escalating further with the assets.
+10 for seducing the host himself...
+10 for either making fun of the man asking you out on a date, or appreciating his good taste.
+10 for denouncing the prudes hating you right now, and how they're just wishing they could be here.
>>
Rolled 17 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2324190
>Start rubbing them. Really make them sweat.
>"You know, you're a lot nicer than you were at first... maybe I'll call you after the show?"
>"Hahaha, thank you for the compliment viewer, but I'm a taken woman. Still, thank you for the compliment!"
>"All those prudes insulting me are so sad. They should learn to let loose a little! I bet they'd change their tune if they were here with me..."
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2324190
>>
Of course, Anna get's even closer to the hearts of the American people, when the producer, busy admiring her breasts, whispers to someone telling them to get you off since your time is over...

...Already?

...Aw...

Actions

>...Try to seduce for more time on the air.
>Intimidate them into giving you more time on the air!
>Bribe them with money...
>Leave...
>Write-in
>Write-in
>>
>>2324226
>Leave...
>Thank the viewers for their time, and promise you will do your best for their beloved country if elected.
>>
>>2324240
>>
>>2324240
>>
You of course, leave...

This is Anna's current level of popularity anons.

Do anons want to continue, or change PoV?

>Change PoV.
>...Remain Anna.
>>
>>2324330
>...Remain Anna.
I wanna see this through
>>
Rolled 7 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

Of course, Anna's next big stop is Hollywood...

However, her overuse of her assets has caused quite a stir...

Roll me a 1d100-30 to resist scandal.

+10 for coming up with excuses for Anna's scandalous, lustful, and deprived behavior.
>>
>>2324330
>...Remain Anna.
>>
Rolled 78 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2324358
>"I'm just being my own pure self! Hiding their own self behind lies is what all the other politicians do! I'm honest and truthful!"
>>
Rolled 38 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2324358
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2324358
>>
It seems that somehow, a scandal fails to happen.

Huh.

Anna heads to Hollywood...

Roll me a 1d100 for what kind of producer Annabelle manages to seduce/bribe to work with...

+20 for good bribe and employment offers, along with the classic "Annabelle Treatment".
+15 for listing what you'd like in a director?
>>
Rolled 22 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>2324374
>Offer a good reward, along with some massage time.
>"A visionary. Someone who can make me seem both beautiful and sensible."
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2324374
>>
Rolled 34 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>2324374
>>
So, since it's almost tommorow and i'm tired, I'll let anons used tommorow's seductive if they want.

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2324470
>Yes
>>
>>2324470
>Yes
>>
Roll me a 1d100 anons.

+30 for listing lewd bonuses for directors who do a damn good job?.
+20 for detailing what the director's job will be regarding Annabelle and your propaganda.
+5 for each step written in the "How to Keep Annabelle Happy and get Paid" employee manual.
>>
Rolled 2 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2324513
>"I like to reward those that do a good job. Money, my favor, and... Some alone time with me. Would you like that?"
>"I need you to make me look both beautiful and serious. Cute, but determined. Someone who you'd trust as your leader."
>Step 1: Do your job to the best of your ability.
>Step 2: Always be polite and nice.
>Step 3: Be sure to massage my breasts when requested.
>Step 4: Profit!
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2324513
>>
So, Critical Failure.

You of course... Get a very interesting person. Someone called Ed Wood, who's more happy to join you...

Though his movies are of a HIGHLY questionable quality, there is absolutely no denying that he and your ideas are very closely tied...

"Trust me babe, I'll make you a STAR. I got ideas. ORGY OF THE DEAD. Horror movie about rednecks, then we transistion to CHILD LABOR. You heard me!"

Oh boy, this guy's a fucking fruitcase.

Roll me a 1d100+30 for how horrible/well this goes.

+30 for FILM IDEAS to reflect your ideas!
+20 for ideas to reward the director for brilliant ideas... And punish him for horrible ones?
+5 for continuing to expanding the employee manual some more.
>>
By the way, didn't mean critical failure, Critical Successful Failure.
>>
Rolled 68 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2324746
>"Why not something less insane, like a western, or something about dear old Dixie."
>If he does a good job, we'll give him a photo he can whack off to. If he does a terrible job, well, maybe we can keep him worked up.
>"If we're picking up a nutter like this we may as well get an animal handler on staff just keep him in line. . . Now I'm thinking about getting milked, damnit."
>>
Rolled 5 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2324746
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2324746
>>
>>2325006
>>2325028
Ultra lewd Success failure. What the fuck.
>>
>>2325038
We find he's more suited to writing about our enemies?
>>
So, Ultra Lewd Critical Failure.

Annabelle stars in the new movie PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, as a sci-fi western with her starring as the big, busty protagonist cowgirl, who has to save humanity from not only from communist aliens, but also from their zombie puppets, while battling off lesbian vampire outlaws.

Of course, critics despise the movie for it's extreme lesbian and sexual tones, labeling it as a "sexploitation" movie that's poorly made, with the boom microphone visible in many shots, actors clearly leading from a script, not to mention the horrible costumes and special effects.

However, this film among normal people, seems to become a cult classic...

Annabelle's popularity in the South and West increases, and a tiny bit in the north.

You have five months left before the debate...

Do anons want to make another film?

>Make another film! (3 months.)
>Find a new director! (1 month.)
>Go with your original plan to hold a rally!
>Write-in
>>
>>2325493
>Go with your original plan to hold a rally!
>>
>>2325493

>Go with your original plan to hold a rally!
>>
Where do anons want to hold a rally at anons?

>Hold it at a college!
>Hold it at a government building!
>Hold it at a park!
>Write-in
>>
>>2325498
>Hold it at a college!
Get students on her side.
>>
>>2325498
>Hold it at a college!
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 to see how much attendence anons get...

+20 for advertising your movie, PLAN 9, or covering it up.
+15 for free stuff at the rally?
+10 for coming up with a slogan to draw people in...
+5 for thinking if Ed Woods should be punished or rewarded for his work, and if she should be at the rally or not?
>>
Rolled 20 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2325504

>Provide free burgers and steak to eat because those are goddamn American
>"Come see America's largest future president give a rally!"
>>
Rolled 59 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2325504
>"My movie? Yes, I did star in one recently, its a bit of a embarrassment for me, but I had a lot of fun making it. You are all free to watch it if you want to see me make a fool of myself!"
>Give away free burgers.
>"What the hell, reward him, it was a fun movie. Don't get him in the rally though."
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2325504
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

Of course, you give him a rather... Good looking photograph of yourself, along with nearly a million dollars.

So of course, the rally draws many, many people, most interested in the free burgers, steaks, and fries...

Of course, soon enough half of the campus shows up... Though you note there seems to be some hippie protestors rallying against you, being anti-war and wanting the "warmonger" to go home...

Hmph...
>>
Of course, it's not a very popular protest against you.

So of course, go throughout the crowd, talking to people, getting to know them, etc...

Roll me a 1d100+35 for getting a feel for your voter base and gaining support...

+15 for being down to earth with the people you talk to...
+10 for asking if it was the television stunt you pulled, or the movie that brought them here...
+10 for acknowledging the fact most people are voting for your attractiveness, and catering to them quite a bit.
+5 for giving advice to your staff on how to cook a damned good steak, and doing it yourself... (+5 for recipes for a "secret sauce" to spice it up more!)

If everything's done, you can find out who's the most attracted to your voter block.
>>
Rolled 66 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2325523
>Go talk to people directly, answer their questions honestly and be modest.
>"So tell me, how did you find out about me? My "famous" interview? Did you see the movie?"
>Take out a few buttons, accentuate your breasts.
>"You're doing it all wrong! Who even likes a steak well done?! It's Medium Rare dammit!"
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2325523
>>
Rolled 76 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2325523

>"As for sauce, just use buffalo sauce! Simple."
>>
Lewd Critical

Of course, no one can say to dislike Annabelle's cooking, or her votes, or her questions...

In fact, she gets a pretty damn good feeling that most of her voter block are straight male conservatives and even liberals, attracted to her siren call... Though she does hear what they want her to do.

Your voter block wants you to announce more conservative policies regarding social issues.
Your voter block wants you to continue your jingoistic policies.
Your voter block wants you to continue your pro-southern policies.
Your voter block wants you to deal with the rising price of food.
Your voter block wants you to be critical of Renexizious's regime, and be for closed borders.
They also want you to be anti-feminism and anti-homosexuality, along with being Christian.

It seems that 20% of your voting block loves you, 30% likes you, 35% support you, and 15% are alright with you.

Now of course, you get ready to do a speech for your crowd...

What issues do you want to address during your rally?

>None.
>Specify.
>>
>>2325559
>None
>>
>>2325559
>None
>>
>>2325559
>Your voter block wants you to deal with the rising price of food.
>Specify

>draw up a program that will make use of the existing aggricultural development and the logistics of the country to ease food distribution through government funded infrastructure improvements and rerouting.
>>
>>2325584
changing
>>
>>2325584
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 to see how much you can get their support on food reform?

+20 for greeting your voter block and being so happy they came out to see you, and highlight the rally's activities!
+10 for sympathetically dealing with the rising price of food. No American should need to pay this much for a decent steak!
+10 for making fun of the left-wing show you were on, and how much you managed to get away with on national television...
>>
Rolled 72 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2325594
>"Goo afternoon everyone! I'd like to thank everyone for coming to our rally on this fine day. I will soon start my speech, and will be answering questions afterwards."
>"The price of food is outrageous as of late. A good steak should be a right, not a privilege!"
>"To think they were trying to screw me over at first! What a joke. Not five minutes had asses and they had already changed their tune!"
>>
Rolled 75 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2325594
>"Hello y'all!. So glad to see y'all again, We're going to have a great rally tonight! I'll be talkin all bout the plan to lower food cost and make some new jobs while we do it."
>>
>>2325599
*Not five minutes had passed.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2325594
>>
Of course, you begin to discuss how the government to ease food distribution...

What's your plan anons?

>Every Man a Steak. (...Focus on getting every man cheap, delicious steak.)
>The New-New Deal (Focus on subsidizing failing farms to deliver healthy farm foods!)
>Swedish Meat (Focus on bringing Swedish cows over! They're infamous for being obese, fat, and juicy, and no doubt will help the market!)
>Write-in for strategies?
>>
>>2325610
>>The New-New Deal (Focus on subsidizing failing farms to deliver healthy farm foods!)
>>Swedish Meat (Focus on bringing Swedish cows over! They're infamous for being obese, fat, and juicy, and no doubt will help the market!)
>>
>>2325622
>>
>>2325610
>Every Man a Steak. (...Focus on getting every man cheap, delicious steak.)
>Swedish Meat (Focus on bringing Swedish cows over! They're infamous for being obese, fat, and juicy, and no doubt will help the market!)
We'll build up our trade.
>>
Of course, this seems to be popular, until one person raises their hand.

"...Why the hell do we need Swedish cows for?"

"Well, Swedish Cows are made specifically to be fat, obese, and delicious..."

"I reckon we can do just as good of a job then some damn Swede overseas can!"

The crowd murmurs in agreement...

Actions

>...Yeah, you know what? America is the land of delicious beef, and by Tiamat/God/Deity, you can make American Beef Great Again! (Will be popular!)
>...Attest to the need of Swedish beef! It's just too good to pass off!
>...Attest to the greatness of Renexizisnacks! It uses 100% Swedish beef, and the portions are INSANE!
>>
>>2325629
>...Attest to the need of Swedish beef! It's just too good to pass off!
>>
>>2325629
>...Attest to the need of Swedish beef! It's just too good to pass off!
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 for seeing how well the crowd takes the idea of importing beef...

+15 for sadly proclaiming how delicious, fat, and juicy Swedish meat is. You should know!
+15 for talking about how there's no way you could make something domestic to rival it...
+10 for telling them about how huge these cows are, and the how insane the portions are in Sweden thanks to it.
+5 for continuing your lustful appeals to them.
>>
Rolled 48 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2325640
>"That steak is heavenly! No matter how much I wish too, I cannot deny the truth."
>"Those cows have been created using techniques so advanced we cannot possibly fathom."
>"They're ridiculously huge. Almost twice he size of regular cows!"
>Make your assets jiggle. That should provide a good distraction.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2325640
>>
Rolled 98 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2325640
>>
Rolled 81 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2325640
>We import a few steers from sweeden, Importa a few Bulls, enough to make a good number of calves and we'll have our huge supply of home grown beef in a few years.
>Have you seen these cows? They don't just look fat, they look Obease. Just one could feed a small non-suburban town!
>The fact is Sweden has done something impossible to make these cows the way they are, and we can't replicate it. but, we can bring it over. and I don't intend to make this another debt trade that will be used to take advantage of us.
>>
Ultra Critical Success.

Of course, you sense them beginning to agree with you regarding the cows, and them even being eager to see the Swedish cows...

Choose one critical success result...

>Get your voter block to respect Sweden a lot more?
>...Speaking of cows, gain a hell of a lot of devotion and love from your voter block... They should love 'this' cow a hell of a lot more.
>...Get the hippies to come over and try some of the USDA prime beef your serving out. They could really come to enjoy it. (Try to get the hippies to join you... You'll need to roll for this.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2325665

>Get your voter block to respect Sweden a lot more?
>>
>>2325665
>Get your voter block to respect Sweden a lot more?
>>
>>2325665
>Get your voter block to respect Sweden a lot more?
>>
>>2325665
>Get your voter block to respect Sweden a lot more?
>>
Of course, at the sign of them having better cattle from the Swedes, the crowd relaxes a bit...

Actions.

>Try to actively encourage them to like Sweden... (Roll. Potentially cause a scandal.)
>...Don't say anything, that's paramount to treason now!
>Write-in
>>
>>2325679

>Try to actively encourage them to like Sweden... (Roll. Potentially cause a scandal.)
>>
>>2325679
>Try to actively encourage them to like Sweden... (Roll. Potentially cause a scandal.)
>>
>>2325679
>Write-in
Propose the use colleges and universities near farms to make a program that makes use of these facilities and their expertise to improve the production and success of crops.
>>
>>2325679
>Try to actively encourage them to like Sweden... (Roll. Potentially cause a scandal.)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 anons...

+25 for talking about how Sweden is just like America, but more dragons/half dragons, essentially...
+10 for talking about how half-dragons and dragons really aren't that bad, once you get to know them!
+10 for however, talking about how America is better! It has you, firstly...
+5 for "rewarding" talking good about Sweden...
>>
Rolled 47 + 65 (1d100 + 65)

>>2325699

>I know that you all may think Sweden isn't like America at all, but it's the opposite! It's full of fine hard working and patriotic capitalists just like America, it's powerful just like America, and it even has it's own McDonalds. And dragons and half-dragons are really good folks once you get to know them honestly!
>>
Rolled 52 + 80 (1d100 + 80)

>>2325699
>"Sweden isn't really THAT bad! It's just like the good'ol U.S! Just with more dragons! Dragons are cool right?!"
>"Dragons and Half-Dragons aren't really bad people, honest! They're the best type of friend once you get to know them! The type that can give you free rides and kill your enemies."
>"But! America is still superior! It has me, of course, and all of you too!"
>"Good relations between our countries would be grand. I'd be mighty thankful if you could help me with that...(wink)"
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2325699
>>
You encourage a fair amount of good relations with Sweden, and your voter block softens quite a bit...

However, talking good about Sweden has some repercussions, as quite a bit of your audience seems to dislike it...

Roll me a 1d100+20 to resist scandal!

+25 for talking about all the problems Sweden has, and how it's not as good as the USA!
+10 for talking about how great the USA is with you here and able to lead!
+10 for telling everyone about how you'll be tough ESPECIALLY on that lovely, sexy Swedish ruler... N-not that he's your boyfriend or anything.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2325729
>>
Rolled 19 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2325729
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2325729
>>
>>2325729
>Sweden has problems with corruption it's own people can't remove due to their lack of voting. It's also done poorly at stopping subversion by just about every old enemy both we and they have had.
>When i'm in charge you can bet your fanny we won't have any of that nonsense here.
>>
Rolled 82 + 65 (1d100 + 65)

>>2325729
>"Really, Sweden has its fair share of problems. It is on the brink of war with several counties, and its leader has a bit of a ego."
>"The U.S is much better, and has a better ruler! Me!"
>"I wont take any shit from Renexizious, that vile, evil, sexy, hot piece of..."
>>
>>2325736

>Listen while I did say good things about Sweden, it has an obesity crisis that has nothing being done about it! Besides, America is the land of the free where we're one of the greatest nations on the face of the earth, and with me in office I'll be touch on that big...scaly...pretty hot Swedish dragon ruler
>>
33+65=98

You hear some disgruntlement, but overall you think they're not too critical of you saying some good things about Sweden...

With that, the rally comes to a close, and you bid goodbye to everyone, give plenty of hugs, and overall make sure everyone's had a good time!

California is on the verge of flipping, but your popularity in Texas has dropped quite a bit!

Four months left until the debate...

Huey Long, your vice president, is planning to give a speech in Louisania.

What do anons want to do?

>Visit another state.
>Make another film! (3 months.)
>Continue your californian campaigning!
>Visit Huey, and participate in his speech!
>Write-in
>>
>>2325756
>Visit another state.
Arizona
>>
>>2325756

>Visit another state.

New York, make it flip
>>
>>2325762
>>
New York it is...

You of course, get on a plane to New York...

What's the plan anons want to do?

>Give a speech somewhere!
>Bring your newspaper here!
>Try to get on the television!
>Try to get dirt on your rivals...
>Join a union protest!
>...Talk to the minorities. There's tons of them down here!
>Write-in
>>
>>2325772
>Try to get on the television!
>...Talk to the minorities. There's tons of them down here!
Can be done at the same time.
>>
>>2325772

>Try to get on the television!
>>
>>2325773
>>
You of course, try to get on television when one of the minorities your looking to appease to is specifically on the air...

What minority anons?

>Minotaurs.
>Elves.
>Blacks
>Asians
>Write-in
>>
>>2325787
>Minotaurs.
She is one after all.
>>
>>2325787
>Blacks
Lets try the "My policies will help Americans, are you American?" angle
>>
>2325792
>2325790
Both if possible.
>>
>>2325792
>>2325790
Shitty pc.
>>
You try to get minorities on the air, and try to get on...

But however, it seems that they're uh... Well, rather not really willing to have you on, not wanting to be sued like the previous company for indecent behavior...

...Hmph...

Roll me a 1d100+10 to see if you can get your way onto television...

+20 for promising decent behavior, and no lewdity or anything! (Which will hurt you on the air. Alternatively, +10 if you try to seduce the producer.)
+15 for bribes.
>>
Rolled 41 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>2325815
>"Come on mister producer... won't you please help little ol'me?(wink)"
>Pay him a decent amount for his cooperation.
>>
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2325815
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2325815
>>
...The media produce says no, after some long thoughts..

Damn it.

Actions

>Pull the race card.
>Leave...
>Straight up attempt to seduce the producer.
>...Disguise yourself as a "media consultant" and try to get on the air..
>Write-in
>>
>>2325830
>Straight up attempt to seduce the producer.
>>
>>2325830
>Straight up attempt to seduce the producer.
>>
You decide to seduce the producer...

Of course, you could lure him to the back, or just do it right here, in his office... Full hearing of everyone and everything...

>Just do it right here... (Might cause a scandal, but no extra roll.)
>Try to lure him somewhere secluded... (No scandal, but extra roll.)
>>
>>2325859
>Try to lure him somewhere secluded... (No scandal, but extra roll.)
>>
>>2325859
>Try to lure him somewhere secluded... (No scandal, but extra roll.)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 to see if you can seduce him somewhere... Private...

+25 for ideas on where you can lead him...
+15 for offering some of your famous 'hopsitality', and how you'll make the last television show look like a joke...
+15 for staying true to your lustful, barbaric nature, and being quite lewd.
+5 for bragging to him how this is going to be the only time he has to ever experience these assets... (+5 for bragging how your far more beautiful then that media giant Elizabeth is... Especially once you get going.)

If everything's done, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 11 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2325868
>His office. Say you want to talk to him in private.
>"You know, I think I've been rather rude. How about I show you some of my... hospitality. I'll make everything you've seen of me so far look like a joke."
>Grab his rear when no one is looking. Laugh at his shocked expression.
>"You best make good use of your time... This is the only chance you'll get. I am the most attractive in the world. Even more than Elizabeth... she would know..."
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2325868
>>
Critical Success...

Of course, you drag him into his private office...

Choose Critical.

>Seduce him enough to get thirty minutes on his show... (Free.)
>Attempt to seduce him to get the "full feature" experience... As in, a full hour on the air, with no censorship... (Hard. Roll.)
>...Try to get him to not care about the censors or anything like that during your thirty minute show... (...Roll. If successful, you can't be taken off the air for whatever you do.)
>>
>>2325894
>...Try to get him to not care about the censors or anything like that during your thirty minute show... (...Roll. If successful, you can't be taken off the air for whatever you do.)
>>
>>2325894
>...Try to get him to not care about the censors or anything like that during your thirty minute show... (...Roll. If successful, you can't be taken off the air for whatever you do.)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 anons.

+20 for seducing him
+15 for pressing him on how he'll get to "see more" if he just ignores the censors for thirty or so minutes...
+10 for mentioning how you can get even more views then the last show you were on...
+5 for mentioning how when you become president, he'll get far more views..
+5 for making fun of him for being so poor at handling you.
>>
Rolled 27 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2325907
>Sit on his lap, breasts in his face, grope his ass.
>"You want a bigger peek? You could just let me do whatever I want on tv... I promise that you'll see a LOT more."
>"Not even mentioning all the viewers you'll get. Even if you get fined, you'll make 10 times that money in views."
>"I might just give you exclusive interviews once I get elected."
>"You're so cute blushing like that! I thought you were supposed to be all strong and authoritative."
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2325907
>>
Rolled 49 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2325907
>>
He of course, relents, and sure enough, lets you live on television...

What's your approach anons?

>What you did last time. Seduce.
>...Be serious and talk politics.
>Write-in
>>
>>2325936
>Write-in
Bit of both, use seduction to get out of bad spots.
>>
>>2325937
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 for how well this TV show goes...

+20 for talking about all the ills of America!
+10 for talking about why you chose the Republican party!
+5 for mentioning how ruthless your opposition is! They'll stop at nothing to put a scandal over your head!
+5 for... Well, admitting you may be a bit tired of having to use your assets to get everywhere, or mention how fun it's been... (+5 for talking about how damned hard it is to run as a woman, or how easy it's been!)
>>
Rolled 70 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2325944
>"Americans need to stop fighting against themselves! The racism isn't helping us at all. We should focus our anger towards our enemies, not our own!"
>"I chose the republican party because I believed it was a decisive party, one that wouldn't be swerved of its goals and ideals by outside influences."
>"It is beyond pathetic there is no low that my opposition wont stoop to badmouth me. Crating fake scandals, whil covering up their own! It breaks my maiden's heart!"
>"It has been... an experience using my... assets so much as of late. It's been fun though. Specially since I'm so muscular that my breasts don't even get in the way!"
>>
>>2325950
Ultra lewd.
Not gonna roll. I'd get another 1.
>>
Annabelle of course, talks seriously a bit, and notices the charming effect that her pheromones seem to be having... Soon enough, the conversation shifts entirely towards her...

What should she do?

>Save the Ultra Lewd.
>Use your pheromones to preach to the audience about the racism against minotaurs, and your opposition...
>...Use your charisma and sexiness to attempt to destroy the stigma against minotaurs?
>Write-in
>>
>>2325956
>...Use your charisma and sexiness to attempt to destroy the stigma against minotaurs?
>>
>>2325956
>Save the Ultra Lewd.
>>
>>2325956
>...Use your charisma and sexiness to attempt to destroy the stigma against minotaurs?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+35 to see if you can stop minotaur racism... Or at least, campaign against it.

+25 for using your wonderful assets and looks to appeal to people how minotaurs are great, wonderful people.
+15 for talking about how horrible it is to mistreat a minotaur, and all the things they have to deal with... Horrible living arrangements that are too small, forced vegetarianism...
+5 for using your pheromones and sexiness to get the host to agree with you... (+5 for being quite amazed at how convincing you are, and the effectiveness of your pheromones...)
>>
Rolled 95 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2325977
>(Shake your breasts) Minotaurs are wonderful people! I'm a minotaur, right? Don't you like me?"
>"I was mistreated my entire life as a minotaur. My family was enslaved, we were forced to live in a small place, we weren't allowed to eat meat... it's beyond appalling."
>"Take a deep breath and tell me sir, don't you agree with me?(Damn, I'm getting better at acting. And my pheromones continue to improve.)"
>>
Rolled 94 + 85 (1d100 + 85)

>>2325977
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2325977
>>
Double Critical Success.

So, anons...

>Get a free upgrade to Annabelle's Pheromones?
>...Launch a very, very successful campaign against minotaur racism?
>...Get into the guilt tripping just to further it home... (Continue to drive it home... Your popularity could go massively up.)
>Try to start a POSITIVE stigma around Minotaurs! (Increase popularity further!)
>Write-in
>>
>>2326002
>...Get into the guilt tripping just to further it home... (Continue to drive it home... Your popularity could go massively up.)
>>
>>2326002
>...Get into the guilt tripping just to further it home... (Continue to drive it home... Your popularity could go massively up.)
>>
>>2326002

>...Get into the guilt tripping just to further it home... (Continue to drive it home... Your popularity could go massively up.)
>>
Roll me a 1d100 to... Guilt trip...

+20 for seducing the audience...
+10 for beginning to get upset... And emotional...
+10 for talking about what you've had to deal with all your life? Human women claiming they're better then you, elves scoffing at you when you wanted to just clean your clothes at laundromats...
+10 for having to excuse yourself from the TV, or trying to keep going...
>>
Rolled 99 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2326014
>"It's a hard story for me... but I think I can tell it, when I have such a wonderful audience with me!"
>"It star- I'm sorry, I need a minute to collect my thoughts. This is a... painful memory."
>"My entire life I've been abused by other races... human's who believed themselves to be my betters, elves laughing at me when I was trying to clean my family's clothes... It was awful."
>"I apologize audience, I realize that not all humans and elves are like that, some are even supporting me, and I thank all of you for believing in me. That's why I wont give up on you."
>>
Rolled 49 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2326014
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2326014
>>
So, Ultra Crit...

So...

>Continue the guilt trip even more... Capture the very hearts of America!
>...Reassure the audience that you love each and every single one of them, and that's why your running for president...
>Write-in
>>
>>2326043
>Continue the guilt trip even more... Capture the very hearts of America!
>>
>>2326043

>Continue the guilt trip even more... Capture the very hearts of America!

Guilt tripping is the best tactic
>>
>>2326043
>Continue the guilt trip even more... Capture the very hearts of America!
>>
Roll me a 1d100+35 for ultra guilt tripping...

+25 for lewdly guilt tripping.
+20 for continuing the list of wrongs done against you...
+10 for mentioning how you want a positive idea about minotaurs and what they stand for... Intelligence, sexiness, and greatness! (+5 for being a bit... Overly pro-minotaur compared to other races. After all, minotaurs are far more sexy, nice, and strong then any other race.)
>>
Rolled 35 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2326072
>"Acidentally" Rip your shirt out while crying.
>"My family made slave... forced to fight in the war, and I was abused by my boss in my previous job. I want to make sure no minority has to go through the same again!"
>"Minotaurs are a great race! We are just as smart, we are VERY sexy, and very strong! If we united our races, we could have a bright future ahead of us! Minotaurs are after all, the greatest race..."
>>
Rolled 63 + 95 (1d100 + 95)

>>2326072
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2326072
>>
Lewd Success...

Of course, you manage to cry and the host himself puts a hand over you, crying too just a bit...

Sure enough, everyone in the TV crew seems to be upset...

Your REALLY doing well...

Roll me a 1d100+35 for wrapping this up...

+25 for showing your "appreciation" to the producer, the host, and the crew for letting you be on the air...
+10 for showing your favor with the audience as well?
+5 for getting the host and crew even more upset with your pheromones by getting closer somehow...
>>
Rolled 82 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2326110
>"Thank you all so much for giving me this chance... I think you all deserve a big kiss..."
>"And thank all of you at home, I promise to do everything possible for a better America. If possible, I'l even make all women look almost as good as me..."
>Go right next to them and turn them to overdrive.
>>
Rolled 28 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2326110
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2326110
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2326110
>>
Of course, Anna gives out hugs and some kisses, and leaves...

Her popularity has massively spiked...

Annabelle has upgraded anons!

Choose.

>Unstable Mutation
>Synergy Mutation
>Radiation Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>>
>>2326136
>Upgrade Mutation
Seductive
>>
>>2326143
>>
>
Seductive
Anna's Lewd Crit Range is increased to 50-70. Ultra Lewd Crit on 65-70. Annabelle also gains a +15 to her Charisma, and becomes even more lewd/seductive. Anna can substitute one of her save stats of Willpower or Reflex with her Charisma.. She also has pheromones, granting her a +5.

What do anons want to add to this?

>Don't add anything.
>Add something to it..
>>
>>2326149
>Bi the way: Anna is equally as attractive to women as she is to men. Even if they aren't lesbians.
>>
>>2326149
+5 to Charisma for a total of +20 to Charisma
>>
I'll let anons add one, maybe two more things.

Anything else?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2326175
>Yes.
Breasts and rear increase in size even more.
>>
>>2326175

>Yes

Boost pheromones to +10
>>
>>2326179
Eh, that's flavor. You can choose something else anon.

>>2326188
Looks good.
>>
>>2326199
That's good.
>>
Alright...

So, pheromones...

Anons want anything beyond a loyalty pheromone or add something to it?

>Add a pheromone type?
>Don't add anything.
>>
>>2326229
>Add a pheromone type?
Lust pheromone.
>>
>>2326229

>Add a pheromone type?

Hate

>Hide out at Eisenhower's rallies
>Pump this out
>Cause the crowd to go into a frenzy of hatred for Eisenhower
>Profit
>>
Rolling in 15 minutes.
>>
>>2326241
Damn. Savage. Do this.
>>
Hate wins.

Anons want to continue as Annabelle or shift PoV?

>Shift PoV.
>Continue As Annabelle.
>>
>>2326259

>POV shift

Ren time
>>
>>2326259
>Continue As Annabelle.
>>
>>2326274
This. Finish the election
>>
You are now back to being Annabelle...

Three months left anons.

Anons want to move states?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>2326291
>Yes.
Wherever our Republican adversary is, to ennact the hate plan.
>>
>>2326291

>Yes.
>>
Which state anons, or try the hate plan?

>Specify State
>Hate Plan
>>
>>2326313
>Hate Plan
That oughta get the few light red states to change.
>>
>>2326313
>Hate Plan
>>
>>2326313

>Hate Plan
>>
Of course, you head to one of the meetings Eisenhower is having with his funderaisers...

So of course, you approach the door where the Secret Service is guarding your entrance into the office building...

"Halt. Sorry, but your aren't on the list."

"...I'm not on the list?"

"Yeah... Sorry about that, ma'am."

You can't help but notice the secret service officer seems to have sympathy for you, and even likes you... Huh.

Actions...

>Fine, call it off...
>...Try to convince him to let you inside?
>...Seduce him to let you in?
>Write-in
>>
>>2326345
>...Try to convince him to let you inside?
>>
>>2326345

>...Try to convince him to let you inside?
>>
>>2326345
>...Try to convince him to let you inside?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+45 anons.

+15 for mentioning how sweet it is that he likes you, and how much you'd appreciate it if he'd let you inside!
>>
Rolled 20 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2326376

>It's so sweet to know you like me! I'd appreciate it if you let me in though, so could you please?
>>
Rolled 43 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2326376
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2326376
>>
Of course, he says...

"...Well, I suppose I can let you into the lounge, but nothing past that, understand?"

Actions.

>Agree.
>Press for more?
>Write-in
>>
>>2326394
>Press for more?
>>
>>2326394
>Press for more?
>>
Roll me a 1d100+40 to see if you can push for more.

+15 for being sweet to him. You always love your supporters...
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2326449
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2326449
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2326449
>>
So, Ultra Crit Fail with Ultra Critical Success.

Alright anons, reroll.
>>
Rolled 71 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2326483
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2326483
>>
Critical Success

He of course, lets you into the building, and you set into action your pheromones...

Roll me a 1d100 to inspire hate.

Critical values for this are only 95-100, and 69.

+15 for getting close to people to show off, and get them to indulge your pheromones...
+10 for being sweet to the guard who let you in, and find a suitable reward for him...
>>
Rolled 41 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2326545
>Go around the building, grazing people, filling them with hate.
>After you're done hire him for your security detail. You can pay him more that what he gets.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2326545
>>
Rolled 67 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>2326545
>>
It's... Somewhat successful, as you begin to get people a bit irritated and annoyed at Eisenhower, though nothing too much...

Roll me a 1d100 to see if you can further inspire their hatred...

+15 for further ways on dosing people with your (rather weak) pheromones.
+5 for being a sweet southern girl to those in the lounge, and being nice.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2326789
>Bump into a waitress, when she drops her serving plate pick it up for her and help her up. People will be near them and the tray all night.
>Apologize profusely and act all sorry about it, trying to offer to help clean her up.
>>
Of course, anger begins to circulate around the room quite well...

About half of the room is getting angry at Eisenhower, and begin to have their doubts...

Just a bit more...

Roll me a 1d100 anons...

+25 for further dosing people somehow...
+5 for inspiring anger further... Wouldn't they rather vote for you then him?
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2326830
>>
Ultra Crit anons.

What do anons want to have happen?

>Infuriate the crowd to break into Eisenhower's meeting and start a fight?
>...Try to go outside, perhaps you can start a flash protest...
>Write-in
>>
>>2327358
>...Try to go outside, perhaps you can start a flash protest...
>>
Flash Protest it is...

Roll me a 1d100 anons...

+25 for using your pheromones on as many people as possible!
+10 for relying on your stardom and "improved" looks.
+5 for giving encouragement to protestors on what to do...
>>
Rolled 77 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2327800
>Go around a crowd, get as many people affected as possible.
>Get on a high place and rally the protestors. Be charismatic.
>Have them call Einsenhower a liar and a thief ot tax payer money.
>>
Of course, Annabelle begins what seems to be a fairly large protest right in front of Eisenhower's meeting, all thanks to her beauty and pheromones...

Soon enough, she walks off to head back to her hotel.

After the usual of bullying around her staff and indulging in her vices, she...

...Well, she feels a bit different. She can't help but think why, why is she whoring her body...

...Does she even control her body? It certainly doesn't feel like it. It feels like it's... Possessed or something. She's not moving according to her own whims, and what she says isn't really coming out of her mouth, now is it? It's coming out of someone else's mouth. She's never really been wanting to be so large in size, or so prominently "loved" by America...

Wasn't she at some point a banker? Someone else? Someone living in an apartment, with a loving family who sent her postcards every Christmas to celebrate her getting a college degree... Then she turns around, and turns into a mass murderer and whore...

What the bloody hell is she doing?[/]

Annabelle's thoughts become clouded by someone else's thoughts... They're less lewd, less arrogant, less... Barbaric. It's terrifying almost to Annabelle to consider a life different to this. The life of the "previous" Annabelle, the loser Annabelle who enjoyed looking at spreadsheets for nerds, or didn't even go to prom and stayed in a library to study for her finals like somesort of fucking loser... She didn't have a great body like her. No, she had a horrible, horrible one, that couldn't compare to her glory... No one can.

...But still, that life reaches to Annabelle, and her thoughts turn to worries, terror at what she's done, and regret... Mixed with satisfaction, arrogant justification, and apathy... Even barbaric enjoyment.

By God/Tiamat, what is happening to her?

Actions

>She becomes filled with regret. God, what's she doing? Whoring her body out for votes?
>She becomes filled with barbaric joy. Thank Tiamat she left that horrid life behind.
>>
>>2327965
>She becomes filled with barbaric joy. Thank Tiamat she left that horrid life behind.
>>
>>2327965
>She becomes filled with regret. God, what's she doing? Whoring her body out for votes?
Lets keep from becoming chaos corrupted
>>
>>2328059
Doesn't Tiamat keep the chaos out?
>>
>>2327965
>She becomes filled with barbaric joy. Thank Tiamat she left that horrid life behind.
>>
>>2327965
>She becomes filled with barbaric joy. Thank Tiamat she left that horrid life behind.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+20 to see how well she represses these memories.

+15 for thinking how great her life is. Becoming bigger, badder, and sexier.
+15 for optimism about the future!
+10 for thinking how the South AND America needs you?
>>
Rolled 6 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2328120
>"My life is amazing now! I have a great boyfriend and girlfriend, am 400 times my old size, and am running for president! I'll only get better from here!"
>"I can already see it myself. Me as president of the U.S. Raiding places. All that good shit."
>"The South needs me. Hell, the entire country needs me! I''m clearly the only one powerful enough to get America back on the top!"
>>
Allowing samefagging for thinking about the future and how powerful, seductive, and... Well, barbarically awesome you'll be by then!
>>
Rolled 25 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

>>2328120
>"I'll become even stronger! And seductive! And Powerful! I'll be unstoppable!"
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2328120
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

Annabelle doesn't exactly become "filled with barbaric joy", but finds thinking about her old life terrifying...

Ignore my roll.

1-30: Annabelle takes up drinking to forget her old memories?
31-50: Annabelle doesn't do anything, and ends up a bit depressed.
51-70: Annabelle takes up something positive, like exercise.
71-100: Annabelle calms down for now.
>>
Roll me a 1d100 anons. This is to see if any incident or scandal happens...

+10 if your staff can come up with ways or plans to keep you away from the public eye while you drink...
+10 for Annabelle trying her best to resist anything scandalous... And failing.
+5 for ideas on how to make Annabelle's secret service detachment not ask any questions or reveal anything.
+5 for forcing the beta-male journalist to not say a damned word.
>>
Rolled 85 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2328184
>Lead her to secluded empty bars, or brie people not to say a word.
>Anna tries to avoid causing a scene... and ends up bawling about missing her family.
>"You're not paid to ask questions. You ARE paid extra for not saying a word."
>"I'll take back the promise I made you, and tell your wife everything of what we did together."
>>
Of course, Annabelle avoids any incidents... Any at all.

A month goes by...

Roll me a 1d100+15 to see if Annabelle recovers?

+20 for trying to get back into the spirit of things.
+10 for trying to calm down with the alcohol..
+10 for thanking your electoral crew for keeping you from starting any scandals
>>
Rolled 79 + 55 (1d100 + 55)

>>2328247
>"I don't have time to mope around! I have to get going if I want to win this!"
>Stop drinking alcohol. Drink coffee instead.
>"Thanks for... everything you've done this last month. It was trying, but I'm ready to get back to work."
>>
Annabelle manages to recover, shifting from alcohol to coffee...

There's only two more months before the debate anons!

Do anons want to prepare for it?

>Yes. (Gain a +20 bonus during the debate since you took two months off to plan.)
>...You can just do it live!
>..Don't even make plans to show!
>>
>>2328284
>Yes. (Gain a +20 bonus during the debate since you took two months off to plan.)
>>
You of course, begin to study and focus on your debate tactics...

How should she do it?

>Aggressive.
>Cunning
>Seductive
>Patriotic/Populist
>Pacifistic
>Write-in
>>
>>2328303
>Seductive
>Patriotic/Populist
>>
You of course, plan it all out...

Roll me a 1d100+40 to see if you get any further bonus.

DC: 120

+20 for practicing your debate tactics with your campaign crew.
+15 for getting the beta-journalist to HYPE THE DEBATE UP... And reward him for not being a fucking snitch.
+10 for promoting TEAMWORK in your campaign crew with rewards, bonuses, and most of all, opportunities for those who help you the most to prepare!
+10 for thinking how you'll deal with Eisenhower and the rest of the candidates...
+5 for being addicted and calmed by sweet, delicious coffee.
>>
Rolled 50 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2328321
>"Ok, let's go over it again. Be nice and pleasant, go with patriotic answers, use seduction to get out of bad spots."
>"I need you to hype up my upcoming debate as much as possible. Also, here's some extra cash for being a good boy these last few months. Buy your wife something nice."
>"I need info on my opponent! For every good piece of information, I'll reward you. If you all work well together, I'll even give you a bonus if I win the debate."
>"Make him look like your typical money grubbing politician. Bait him into embarassing himself if possible."
>"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... that is coffee."
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2328321
>>
You get an additional +15 anons.

Eventually, the debate rolls around...

It seems to be you, William Pelley, Eisenhower, and someone called Henry Lodge, and Nelson A. Rockefeller.

Of course, everyone heads on stage, in front of a huge, adoring crowd...

Want to do a media stunt anons?

>Yes. (Gain the focus and admiration of the crowd early, at risk of a scandal!)
>No!
>>
>>2328354
>Yes. (Gain the focus and admiration of the crowd early, at risk of a scandal!)
>>
Roll me a 1d100+75 anons.

DC: 140

+30 for seductive or patriotic media stunt ideas... (Or both?)
>>
Rolled 32 + 75 (1d100 + 75)

>>2328376
>>
Rolled 44 + 105 (1d100 + 105)

>>2328376
>Remove top button and give everyone in the audience a big, long look.
>>
>>2328389
Eh, that's pretty standard. Something more outrageous or unexpected.
>>
>>2328397
Fuck it then.
>Go straight to the moderator of the debate and shove your breasts right in his face. Wink at him and say: "I hope you're fair and unbiased sir..."
>>
Well, that's one hell of a media stunt.

Allowing a samefag.
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2328410
>>
Of course, you get a very interested director and a very interested audience already honed in on you...

Of course, all that remains is to prove yourself...

Roll me a 1d100+80 anons. One roll only please.

+10 for keeping the audience's attention soley on you somehow...
+5 for "thanking" the director...
+5 for making plans to "celebrate" with your crew later tonight, and how.
>>
Rolled 69 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2328427
>Use your pheromones, and be as seductive as possible.
>"You have my thanks mr.director... I love men of virtue."
>"I'm taking all of them to a bar and we're getting fucking hammered. All on me."
>>
>>2328435
Lol after the debate all of America goes to a bar for drinks
>>
Rolled 64, 65, 44 = 173 (3d100)

So, of course... Your opposition tries to own up to your lusty behavior.
>>
...Of course, during the debate, your shirt "just" so happens to pop open. While not too out of the normal, you take your shirt off thanks to it being just too damned hot in here.

America itself you can sense, sweat nervously as you get up, giving large speeches, which she shamelessly uses to promote her... Well, charm...

Soon enough, the debate comes to a conclusion entirely in your favor. The moderator himself thanks you, soon after you give him a kiss for his good behavior...

As for the rest of the audience, you take them out to drinks, on you...

Which concludes the night, with you waking up with quite sore breasts... Which you force your campaign squad to fix, so to speak...

Annabelle's popularity has massively increased...

Roll me a 1d100 to see if Annabelle begins to feel any regret over using her body like that again...

+20 for Annabelle thinking how it's just all good fun... Clearly, no one really minds your lewd antics...
+10 for forcing your campaign staff to enjoy it, and get more of it. The only cure in this case is clearly more!
+10 for trying to drown out the horrible thought that your parents might of been watching you do that... Is there any alcohol nearby or anything?
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2328886
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2328886
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2328886
>>
Rolled 48 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2328886
>"It's no big deal! Everyone enjoys it, what's wrong with it?"
>"There is NOTHING wrong with it! At all! In fact, I bet you would all like more.... RIGHT?!"
>"Oh Tiamat my parents might have been watching that... what would they think of me?! I need a drink..."
>>
23+40=63

Annabelle doesn't exactly respond well to the thought of her parents potentially watching her do that on live television...

She's now Unhappy. (-2x XP)

With that, Annabelle takes a small break after the election to take some time for herself...

Anons want to shift PoV?

>Yes. (Specify Liz or Ren.)
>No. (Timeskip a month.)
>>
>>2328959
>No. (Timeskip a month.)
>>
>>2328959
>Yes. (Specify Liz or Ren.)
Time to end the French conspiracy. Liz.
>>
>>2328959

>Yes, Ren
>>
>>2329084

I'll switch to Liz. To save us time
>>
So, Liz.

Liz has upgraded!

Choose.

>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Synergy Mutation
>Custom Upgrade
>Ti-Gaud Upgrade
>>
>>2329155
>Synergy Mutation
Claw.
>>
>>2329155

>Unstable Mutation
>>
>>2329165

I'll switch to Claw synergy
>>
So, Claw Synergy.

Choose.

>Sneak Attack (If Liz is attacking an enemy, be it mortal or behemoth, Claw can get a chance to SNEAK ATTACK for MASSIVE DAMAGE (x12 damage).
>Sudden Savior (Claw can attempt to absorb damage sources that are attacking Liz if he's right next to her!)
>Encourage (If Liz and Claw are in a battle together, Claw gets a +15 to all rolls.)
>>
>>2329198


>Sneak Attack (If Liz is attacking an enemy, be it mortal or behemoth, Claw can get a chance to SNEAK ATTACK for MASSIVE DAMAGE (x12 damage).
>>
Sneak Attack it is.

So of course, while in France, Frankizka and you have been researching "quite" heavily... Both in bed and going out in person to fancy restaurants, dinners, and wine tasting...

Though she can't really eat anything, and she doesn't say too much during your outings... Not to mention is always leaving you or is going somewhere...

...It's sort of one sided. She doesn't even get you any gifts or anything, just working for Ren alone...

Hmph...

Roll me a 1d100+30 for how much you've learned anons...

+20 if Frankizka can plot away to get from Liz... Or if Liz can plot to get "close" to Frankizka.
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2329292
>Frankizka has to put on some kind of make-up or some time eventually. She'll just have to keep an eye on when that is and ambush her outside the bathroom.
>>
Surprisingly enough, Frankizka seems to be very, very pissed as you interrupt her putting on makeup, but suddenly cheers up.,..

Frankizka of course has indeed found out quite a bit though about the organization Elven Dominion, and delves into its...

>Founding
>Leader
>General Knowledge
>Recruitment
>>
>>2329326
>Leader
Cut of the head, then cut the body to pieces.
>>
Roll me a 1d100 for how much Frankizka has learned...

+15 for Frankizka continuing to try and plot to get away, or Liz plotting to get closer...
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2329387
>>
Strangely enough, in the Elven Dominion, you dominate some Elven Dominion...

"So, tell me... What do you know of the leader?"

Frankizka quickly learns that the leader of the Elven Dominion has indeed been around for a very, very long time. Longer then practically anyone remembers, and is a very powerful mage, capable of changing the weather, making giants out of people, teleporting onto trains and assssinating key government officials, etc.

She also seems to have a rather large support group spread throughout Europe and America, primarily stealthly and with the help of many college mages.

In fact, a large amount of the upper leagues of the Elven Dominion seem to be particularly amazing spellcasters who rely on dominating or subverting Elven populations into doing what they desire, and the Leader has carefully cultivated sleeper agents among many government forces...

...In fact, quite a few among your own, relying on psychics, mages, and educational brainwashing, and... Well, as far as you can tell, seem to be very popular and very mysterious.

Roll me a 1d100 anons...
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2329604
>>
Of course, you quickly find a message being sent from the Elven Dominion to what seems to be Germany by one of the Elven Dominion's psychic monks...

...Hm.

Actions

>...Intercept the message!
>Follow the message!
>Get Liz to accompany you!
>Write-in
>>
>>2329615

>...Intercept the message!
>>
You of course, decide to intercept the message...

Roll me a 1d100 anons.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2329644
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2329644
>>
>>2329669
QM asked me to post the message so that he could sleep.

The message is successfully intercepted, although heavily encoded, and torn and bloodied in some places. Capturing this note did not come without a cost. After running it through your deciphers, what you get is vague at best, wrapped in metaphors at worst.

"Germans appear to have lost interest in our Alliance. Disruption of plans seems imminent. Attempt reconciliations."
"Certain members of German government seen talking with members of the Underground. Implications likely, including Transfers. Keep an eye on these developments as possible."
"Cross-referenced with previous reports, Drachenschatten appears have changed direction, and is proceeding in an unapproved, unguided path. This is concerning. Attempt to gather information on what led to this, and sabotage what is possible to sabotage."
>>
So, what do anons want to do?

>Try to trace where this message was supposed to be delivered...
>...Ignore it, and focus purely on the Elven Dominion.
>Get Liz to accompany you.
>Write-in
>>
>>2330412
>Try to trace where this message was supposed to be delivered...
>Get Liz to accompany you.
>>
You of course, get Liz to accompany you to trace where this message was supposed to be delivered.

Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.

+15 for trying to get Liz to knock off the lust, or encourage it.
+10 for wondering why the hell the entirety of Ren's family is so damned barbaric, lustful, and degenerate.
>>
Rolled 46 + 45 (1d100 + 45)

>>2330806
>"That's the best you can do? Ren could seduce me at least twice faster than that. Step up your game."
>"He must be a bad influence on his family... Liz was nowhere near this barbaric before."
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2330806
>>
Soon enough, the two of you come down to what seems to be factories on the German border, not having recovered yet from the German economic crisis.

Eventually, you come to what seems to be a large German factory, evidently abandoned...

Who should sneak inside?

>Both of you.
>Only Liz.
>Only Frankizka.

Specify PoV if both of you.
>>
>>2330948
>Only Frankizka.
Assassin time.
>>
>>2330948
>Both of you.
Frankizka.
>>
I'm gonna go with Frankizka PoV with Liz as support, if anons are alright with this?
>>
You remain Frankizka, and you of course, get quite close to the factory, scoping out what you could do...

Liz stays close... Maybe a bit too close. Though you don't exactly see any guards.

"So, Franky, you see anything?"

"...You know, I would prefer it if you stayed back. I work better on my own."

"...Come on, I think we might work together well as a team..."

You tell her to calm down, while you think of a way in...

>Shift to bat form, and fly up to the roof... Perhaps you can get in through one of the skylights?
>...Go through the front door.
>Try and go through the office buildings. They're likely to be less guarded.
>Sewers. Only problem is getting the manhole open...
>write-in
>>
>>2331016
>Sewers. Only problem is getting the manhole open...
>>
>>2331016
>Sewers. Only problem is getting the manhole open...
>>
Of course, you try to open the manhole...

Roll me a 1d100+20 anons to do it stealthily...

+20 for Liz helping you.
+15 for Liz being a bit "too" close to you, and hitting on you, or you telling her to stop messing around.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2331046
Weak womanly arms don't fail us now!
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2331046
>Liz rips it open with one hand.
>"Thank Tiamat for these muscles... Can't wait to put them to use later tonight..."
>>
>>2331065
Ultra lewd Success fail.
Oh boy.
>>
>>2331066

Pretty sure that's an Annabelle-only thing.
>>
>>2331066
Well, Liz has only 69 as her "crit lewd".

So still a critical failure.

Frankizka not only fails to open the manhole, but manages to strain her arm quite a bit... Clearly, she needs a crowbar or something...

Liz attempts to help, but ends up just managing to get the manhole further stuck... She continues to try and budge it, and you hear footsteps...

Roll me a 1d100+40 to see if you can avoid causing any alarm!

+20 for an illusion to cover up any damages on the manhole!
+5 for hiding spots with Liz! (+5 for trying to get Liz to knock off her lust, or Liz taking advantage of the situation.)
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2331092
>>
Frankizka manages to avoid any alarm, but it's quite clear the manhole is busted...

What do?


>Shift to bat form, and fly up to the roof... Perhaps you can get in through one of the skylights?
>...Go through the front door.
>Try and go through the office buildings. They're likely to be less guarded.
>Write-in
>>
>>2331096
>Try and go through the office buildings. They're likely to be less guarded.
>>
You of course, try to sneak through the office buildings...

Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.

+15 for trying to be stealthy as Liz somehow...
>>
Rolled 45 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>2331114
>Liz uses silent nomming. Goes arround the building eating every guard stealthily.
>>
>>2331117
Something else? Not applicable here.
>>
Liz and you sneak through the office, which is not particularly heavily guarded...

Soon enough, Liz and you come to a handful of offices, all abandoned save for what seems to be a sleeping homeless dwarven bum in one of them, clearly irrelevent to your goals.

What do?

>Continue on.
>Search the offices.
>Interrogate the dwarf? (Loud!)
>Nom the dwarf as Liz. (12x XP.)
>Write-in
>>
>>2331133

>Search the offices.
>>
Roll me a 1d100+30 for what you find in the offices.
>>
Rolled 74 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2331319
>>
Rolled 93 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2331319
>>
Rolled 82 + 60 (1d100 + 60)

Of course, you find some secret documents in an office, labeleled "CONFIDENTIAL".

Opening through it, you find what seems to be a very... Very interesting series of reports, documentation, and hand-written notes..

It seems these "Drachenshatten" are ex-German Special Forces, allied in a coalition with refugee KGB agents, American special forces, and discontent veterans from many wars. It seems they're above and beyond professionals, and seem to be fanatical in their devotion to bring down Sweden at any cost.

What seems to be very, very unique about their structure compared to the rest of the Earth is a highly refined command structure utilizing some of the world's top scientists, engineers, and mages.

However, that's all you really get out of their reports... Which are also interesting, as it seems a small handful of four men are standing by here, heavily armored and on duty, waiting for a messenger...

Oh boy.

Your sensitive hearing catches very light footsteps coming towards you...

Roll me a 1d100-30 to hide.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2331422
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You peek your head out, and notice a very interesting looking sight.

You notice a slight shimmer on the walls as you look at them, and notice... Movement. Sort of like a chamelon, past you...

Intrigued, you follow, and notice what surely is the soldier moving quietly down the halls, cloaked... Searching.

The air itself seems to faintly shimmer around this cloaked figure, and a human shape seems to coalesce in the middle of the hallway, or rather, it's human-shaped, and that's where the similarities end. The entire body is completely encased in an armor of a technological level you've never seen before, and is of a startling size for a human. The lenses of the helm seem to glow a low-light red, a startling contrast to the rest of his matte black uniform with layered black plates, almost likes scales underneath it, then to the base mesh that makes the armor both flexible and breatheable without being too heavy, akin to a rubber jumpsuit or something far more comfortable. Or at the very least, the human is walking around like the armor he's wearing isn't encumbering him any, with a full pack of gear to boot, moving as quietly as an elf. The gloves and boots appear to be specially fitted as well. Finally, in his hands, he holds what looks like an assault rifle complete with an underbarrel grenade launcher, specially outfitted Whoever this guy is, he seems to be expecting trouble.

And, he's looking right at you, and pulls his rifle to his shoulder, aiming...

He doesn't fire, but merely aims his firearm at you...

It's a... Very large one too.

Actions

>...I um... I appear to be lost sir, could you tell me the way out, perchance?
>Dominate him mentally... His guard is down...
>...Flee into a vent!
>Write-in
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>>2331486

>Dominate him mentally... His guard is down...
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Rolled 85 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.

+15 for getting close to him, and playing off as a scared civilian?
+10 for trying to get direct eye contact to him...
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Rolled 29 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2331500
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Rolled 29 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2331500
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Waiting for one more roll.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2331500
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2332440




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