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But Takeshi did not plan on giving the lieutenant enough time to digest this information.
He slammed the tip of his sword against the ground and used his weapon as a crutch.
"Let's get mother and get back to it..."

"Just hold on a second!"
Hisagi put his hands on the boys shoulder.

"What?"

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Back in the fight..."

"No you aren't!"

"Excuse me?!"

"Fourth seat...
We may not have known each other for long but I know you well enough...
You're planning on using that thing."

"Obviously!"

"Absolutely not!"
Takeshis eyes open in surprise.
"You are nowhere near the level required to use a Bankai!"

"BUT I JUST DID!"

"And you almost died!
You are gifted, I grant you that but if you use that power it's just as likely to kill you as it is to kill the enemy!
And I just know that you'd use it without hesitation if it came to fighting!
Winning doesn't mean anything if you die in the process!
You should just grab your mother and get out of here!"

Takeshi clenched his fists in anger.
He knew well what the Lieutenant said is true.
If it meant saving someone else he'd gladly use that same power.
But...

>"But if we lose now then it doesn't matter how many lives we saved!"
>"But like you I also swore an oath. As a shinigami I'm ready to lay down my life!"
>"But what if I swear not to use it?"
>Other? (write-in)

>>2248490
>"But like you I also swore an oath. As a shinigami I'm ready to lay down my life!"

sorry, spooks. I missed the first tweet.

>>2248580
no worries man.

At least now I know that the first one just went under the radar

>>2248490
>>"But like you I also swore an oath. As a shinigami I'm ready to lay down my life!"

>>2248583
wanted to post earlier, but needed to do other stuff

>>2248583
No offense, but I just can't give my all until I get my ravioli ravioli lewd a goddamn loli. That were promised.

>>2248636
You'll get it. It's got a reserved spot on my omake list.
It's the first one I'll do.

I just had a fuckton of exams last week.
Plus I'm working night shift irl so I don't have too much surplus time on hand

>>2248490
>>"But like you I also swore an oath. As a shinigami I'm ready to lay down my life!"

Sup spooky i just got done bingeing the archives yesterday keep up the good work my dude.

>>2248659
Welcome my dude

>writing

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"But like you I also swore an oath Lieutenant!
As a shinigami I'm ready to lay down my life if needed!"
Takeshi spoke with burning passion and as he did so he could feel a strange churning sensation in his guts.

Hisagi reeled back at that.
"Crap...
Well the captain would be proud of you, that's for sure.
Fine...
Just try not to get yourself killed out there alright?"

The boy nodded.
"Right...
Let's get mother."

Hisagi led him back to the spot where he pinned Chisato to a wall with his scythes.
When the young man saw his mother bound he quickly rushed to her side and removed all the stray zanpakuto.
Gently he laid his mother on the ground and took a closer look at her.

"Phew...
She's fine..."

"'Course she is.
What did you expect I did to her?"

"I'm... not going to answer that."

After he was absolutely certain that she was not in any danger he attempted to shake her awake.
Slowly but surely Rike opened her eyes and as soon as sensations returned to her she reached for her head.
"D-Did anyone get the license plate of that ice cream truck?"

"M-Mom?
Do you not remember what happened to you?"

"No... I assume I got knocked out.
God my head is killing me."

"The enemy brainwashed you.
You attacked us!"

"Oh no..."

"It's okay."
Hisagi reassured her.
"The one responsible for that is dead.
From what we've seen the powers of these quincy and their effects die with them.
Much like our own."

"Anyways."
Hisagi reached in his pocket and began fumbling around with a communicator.
"Let's see if anyone else was as lucky as we were."
Suddenly his eyes snapped open as he looked at the screen.

"W-What's wrong?!"

"Lieutenant Matsumoto and Captain Hitsugaya are nearby and they... are not in a good shape."

"How bad?!"

"The enemies they are fighting have such a huge reiatsu it's blocking the radar!"
The lieutenant raised his device up and showed it to his subordinate.
As Takeshi looked at it he could only barely make out the names Hitsugaya and Matsumoto out under those two huge blobs that must be their enemies.
"I'm heading over there to help!"

"Wait! What about mother?!
She's needs some rest!"

"You stay here and protect her!
I'll go and regroup with the others!
Once the situation's under control I'll get back to you!"

Hisagi then attempted to turn around but he quickly found a hand holding onto his ankle.
Looking down he saw Rike latching onto him relentlessly.
"Where do you think you're going?"

"Third seat!"

"No! You listen here you dumb oaf!"
Standing up Rike looked up into Hisagis eyes.
"We're coming with you whether you like it or not!
Deal with it!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2HsVzdA8dk

One gatling gun in each hand, a massive shoulder mounted missile and several laser firing tendrils are aimed at Captain Hitsugaya and his lieutenant.
Though they arrived with a rather large squad they were moved down almost instantly.
Because of the merciless machine they now have nobody else to rely on but each other.
But even that would be relatively easy to deal with... were it not for the other one.

The ice cracked as the other figure stepped on it.
With a voice almost as cold as the frozen water upon which it walked it spoke.

"How long do you intend to run shinigami?"
BG - 17 spoke.
"Surely you've realized the potency of my Vollständig, Lucifer."
The mechanical menace snapped his finger and his copy started assaulting the shinigami.
"We gathered all the necessary data on you.
With your current capabilities your chance for survival is exactly nil.
And should you destroy BG - 18 I'll make adjustments to the next one.
You can not win."

Moving out from their makeshift cover the two shinigami scrambled as the robot chased after them.
Matsumoto winced as one of the lasers penetrated her calf.
"SHIT!
It's getting more accurate!"
She cursed as she looked at the "main body".
"CAPTAIN!"

"I know!
It's been analyzing us all this time.
Just keep moving! And DON'T leave the safe zone!"

Hisagi and his subordinates watched in horror as this horrid scene unfolded before them.
By the looks of things their comrades were in quite bad shapes as they sustained numerous small wounds.
At the same time their enemy seemed mostly unscathed.
Even with Hitsugayas bankai returned to him he was no match for the machine.

"Damn it!"
Hisagi cursed loudly as he attempted to stand up.

However Rike quickly stopped him.
"Lieutenant!"

"Not now third seat!
We got to help them!"

"I know!
And that's why you have to listen to me!
You can't just rush in alone!"

"Watch me!"

Hisagi then jumped straight into the fray.
"Grrrr! Dumbass can't even think straight with Tits McGee in danger!"
Rike cursed.

>Follow him.
>Try to sneak up on the machine while it's distracted.
>Tell Takeshi to stay put
>Other? (write-in)

>Tell Takeshi to stay put

>>2248839
>Tell Takeshi to stay put

Sorry that not a lot of people are here spooky and I am about to burn and crash soon, hope your next run goes better.

>>2248839
>>Try to sneak up on the machine while it's distracted.

>>2248839
>Try to sneak up on the machine while it's distracted.
>Tell Takeshi to stay put

>>2248839
>Follow him.

>>2248839
>Tell Takeshi to stay put
Sneaking up on a literal machine solid idea 10/10

I guess that means sneaking wins?

>writing

Oh and roll 3d10 for sneaky sneaks.
DC: 20 Crit: 24
Best of 3

Rolled 1, 5, 8 = 14 (3d10)

>>2248911

Rolled 10, 9, 6 = 25 (3d10)

>>2248911
ded

Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>2248911

Rolled 7, 8, 4 = 19 (3d10)

>>2248911
Sneaking up on a robot is a stupid idea. Unless they have a protectron or assaultron head. But BG-9 looks like he has a sentry head.

>>2248917
WEW

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>>2248917
Looks like our robot suddenly has tunnel vision

>>2248924
Does this mean Spooky bing bong quest?

>>2248928
wut?

>>2248935
That was a Big Bang referee, Spooky Bongos quest soon?

>>2248975
the big bang theory?
I don't watch that garbage.

Unless you are referring to something else in which case I have no fucking clue what you are talking about

Rike showin that Kaizar aint the only one that can sneak like a boss.

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"Takeshi! You stay here while I rescue that idiot!
If things go south you get everyone and book it!
Understand?"

Hesitantly the boy nods.
"I'll keep watch."
Following that he fixed his gaze on the battlefield while doing his best to ignore that strange knot in his stomach.

"Good boy!"

After making sure her son understood his task Rike left his side once Hisagi went in screaming like a madman.
She shook her head and instead of charging right after him into the enemies line of fire she took the careful approach.
Moving only as fast as necessary she ran a circle around the place while carefully monitoring her reiatsu levels.
Once she blind sided the enemy she drew her blade and softly muttered its name.

"Daibakaze..."
The short blade in her hand began violently snapping and splitting in 3.
Soon enough her circular weapon was ready.

"Not good enough..."
She muttered to herself as she stared at her blade.
If she's going to inflict any damage onto such an opponent she'd have to get in as close as possible.
So deciding to make most of her surprise attack she slowly crept up on the idle droid with her weapon focused on the task ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xiengwqh64

BG-17 remained motionless as he observed the events unfolding before it.
At first it was surprised by the sudden appearance of the shinigami reinforcement but it steeled itself and began analyzing the movements of Hisagi.
The wildly dancing blades of Kazeshini gave it some problems at first as tracking the two spinning weapons as they dart around the battlefield was not exactly easy with a singular sensor.
But as the data analysis was concluded BG-17 was confident his current replicant would be more than capable of handling another lieutenant level fighter.

However before he could relay all the updates necessary to the other ones databank his sensors quickly fired up.
"DANGER! CHASSIS INTEGRITY COMPROMISED!"

BG-17 looked down and saw a single blade protruding from its chest.
Its head then snapped up and turned 180° and saw Rike sporting a cocky grin.
"Beep!"
She spoke and quickly janked her zanpakuto free of the mechanical construct.

As the robots now exposed wirings spilled out its body rotated to match its head and the tendrils that made up his body started splitting into individual strands.
"Surface damage detected.
EXTERMINATE!"

The many, many tentacles of the mechanical quincy made their way towards Rike at an alarming speed.
But she was not worried.
Instead she steeled herself and simply raised her circular weapon.

"Now...
Rotate!"

>>2248989
You posted Mr. Dragonslayer. Spookyng clang quest when?

>>2249016
Oooooooh!
Now I get it!

No.

Don't have such intentions.
Although my next quest will be heavily inspired by Berserk.
Minus the rape

>>2249031
Maybe...

>>2249031
>>2249039
>Minus the rape

Its just not the same

>>2249031
>inspired by Berserk
>Minus the rape
Doesn't sound like it'll be any good.

>>2249031
Sounds like it'd be fun, although ill admit I know jackshit about berserk other than how Gut's armor works and how he got betrayed.

>Minus the rape
I'm ok with this.

>>2249067
>I'm ok with this.
That's because you know jackshit about Berserk.

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Suddenly Daibakaze began spinning uncontrollably in Rikes palm.
As soon as BG-17 made contact with the saw like blade his sensors flared up in alarm.
But with the blade quickly being tangled up in his wires he could only look in horror as he got violently pulled in between the spinning blades and got shredded in the process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL_JyCGKUPU

"GOTCHA!"

Suddenly Rike let go of her weapon as Daibakaze kept spinning like a buzzsaw and tangled up in BG-17.
As the machine attempted to remove the foreign object from its wiring he briefly lowered his guard, which Rike intended to exploit.
Raising her palms at the automaton she shouted.

"Hado #88: Hiryū Gekizoku Shinten Raihō!"

The Azure energy quickly enveloped the robot and sent it flying at top speed at its copy.
With both of them swept up in the attack the Kido quickly exploded with enough force to topple what's left of the nearby buildings.
Seeing this display Hisagi made his way to Rike.

"THIRD SEAT!"
He shouted to her as he appeared next to the girl.
"GOOD JOB TAKING IT OUT!"

Rike panted in exhaustion.
"It's... It's not dead."

"What?!"

"I suck at Kido as is...
And I didn't do the full incantation.
I don't think it did much more than made it angry."

"D-Do you have a plan?!"

"Yeah..."

>BOOK IT!
>Can you occupy it so I can get close?
>Time to call in the cavalry
>Unload EVERYTHING!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2249071
Nah it's cause I'm not a huge fan of rape in general. Although if you really think rape is the defining aspect of Berserk than who am I to say anything.

>>2249076
>Time to call in the cavalry

>>2249076
>Unload EVERYTHING!
As long as it's not Gremmy or Gerard it should work.

>>2249071
>>2249067
>>2249064
>>2249055
I did say "maybe"

Haven't decided yet.
I'll probably end up having it in the setting but I probably won't cuck the protag like Griffith did Guts

But it still will be pretty fucking miserable.
And this time if you loose a limb you'll have to jump through a few hoops to get it back

>>2249076
>>Unload EVERYTHING!

>>2249082
It is.

A rape is one of the most important elements of the story.
And there is also a rape horse.

Just google it.
Shit's nightmare fuel

>>2249088
Everyone talks about Rape Horse but nobody talks about his one line of dialogue, one of the best in the series.

>>2249084
Will you at least sell the MC's ass virginity for 3 silver pieces.

>>2249076
>>Time to call in the cavalry
But because they might take a little bit to show up
>>Unload EVERYTHING!

>>2249076
>Time to call in the cavalry
>Unload EVERYTHING!
Recommended course of action: Join forces with at least one hollow unit for this.
The hollow reiatsu will be important to keeping BG-18 out of commission.

>>2249076
>Unload EVERYTHING!

>>2249093
Like the Magical Negro? No.
He'll get enough shit as is

Also
>writing

And while I'm at it please roll another 3d10.
DC: 18 Crit: 23
Best of 3

Rolled 9, 5, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>2249179
For the rape!

Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d10)

>>2249179

Rolled 3, 8, 7 = 18 (3d10)

>>2249179

Rolled 2, 8, 1 = 11 (3d10)

>>2249179
So what five silver coins? That's a bit expensive.

>>2249193
Not really.

In the setting the age old question of "How much is a life worth?" has been answered.
Two silver.
Two fucking silver.

Even if you are a beggar and have no home and literally have to beg for food you gather those two damn silvers by the time you die.
And a virginity is considerably more valuable than that.

So 5 silvers are actually a fair estimate of how much a virginity would cost in the universe

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>>2249204
I hope there's a corrupt as fuck nobility and a government that's rotten to the core.

>>2249215
Those are in place yes.
But the nobility is not a coherent whole so they have decent families among them.

And there are people who are neither noble nor work in government and they are still higher in the food chain than them

>>2249204
Gotta have those virgins for your blood sacrifices to the gods and or demons eh?

>>2249235
No. None of those.

This is more like the average price at a brothel than anything else

>>2249242
Why would you ever want a virgin if you're at a brothel? Virgins are notoriously bad at sex and for good reason. I never got why people cared so much. I guess they're much much more likely to be clean I suppose.

>>2249275
I guess the concept of taking someones virginity is enticing.
Or perhaps they are just that tight.

I don't know

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"As a matter of fact I do!
HIT IT WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT!"

And as if they were just waiting for those exact words all 3 of the remaining shinigami began unloading either Kido attacks or in Hitsugayas case his Zanpakuto at the enemy.
Blasts began showering the area, leveling what was still left in the smoldering pile.
But something was not right.
For all their efforts they could feel the reiatsu of the robots rising.

And in that moment as Rike tried to come up with a way to win in this situation she remembered something.
The words rang in her ear as comprehension dawned on her.

"Rike...
Before we head out I want you to have this.
It's a communicator tuned to our channels.
Press it and it will send a distress signal to my men.
They will come and help you when I can't."

Quickly she reached into her pockets and withdrew the communicator.
But as she attempted to press it suddenly a bolt of pure reishi darted past her and shot the thing out of her hand.
She screamed in pain as the projectile burned her hand as it made contact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc

"Primary systems restored...
Synchronicity at 100%.
Resuming combat operations until all targets have been purged."

With a burst of reiatsu all the accumulated dust cleared in a flash, revealing BG-17.
The machine was complete, not showing any signs of previous damage.
What's more... its body has seemingly merged perfectly with the copy it created previously.
Now this two headed, 4 armed killing machine was looking at them with its numerous armaments.

Its eyes blinked with a crimson glow and one of the heads turned around and got repositioned behind the primary one, giving the robot a perfect 360° vision.
The rocket mounted on the warmachines shoulder began quaking as its thrusters ignited.
In that instant Hitsugaya sprung into action.

"MATSUMOTO!"

"HAINEKO!"

Using their zanpakutos combined the Captain swiftly erected a dome of ice around them.
Once it was complete the ashes of Haineko covered it perfectly and a second layer of ice was formed atop them.
With this technique the two created several layers of this "Vacuum ice" around them in hopes of using it as a nuclear bunker of sorts.

>>2249284
Rip Rike, tits and ice shota.

>>2249284
So a crit would have allowed her to use the communicator then?

>>2249326
Aye

>>2249279
It's the concept of it, also some kind of pseudo-cuckery. >>2249275

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The explosion shook the city down to its very foundation.
Layer after layer the Vacuum Ice either melted or simply broke down but the people inside luckily survived.
However once the final wall crumbled the two responsible for erecting them collapsed on their knees.

"Be careful..."
Hitsugaya spoke with the last of his stamina.
"It can draw in reishi from the surrounding area and fire off multiple rockets without a problem..."

"Y-Yeah... we tanked a few of them already...
Up until now it didn't fire when we were too close, that's why we had to stick to it.
But now it doesn't seem to care!"

Seeing the destruction as looked over the flaming area Hisagi felt horrified and reached for the Captain.
"Third seat!
Grab lieutenant Matsumoto and let's get out of here!"

But rather than obeying her orders Rike just winced and stood up.
"No..."

"What do you mean no?!
We can't fight firepower like that!"

"Yeah...
We can't."
Rike then looked at the freakish machine and slowly started walking towards it.

"THIRD SEAT!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyTzL6sxdQ

BG-17 just looked at this and spoke.
"Processing... Processing.
Reiatsu levels inadequate.
Minor injuries. Odds of survival are 725 to 1...
A diversion."

"That's right you rust bucket!"

In that instant Takeshi leapt out from behind the ruined building where he was hiding up until now.
With his sword raised he charged the Sternritter with righteous fury as he screamed.
BG-17 however was not amused by this.

"Predictable."

Raising one of his gatling guns in order to keep the boy at bay.
What he did not expect however was Takeshis next move as he ignored the machine completely and instead brought down his Zanpakuto on the ground.
Suddenly everything in his vicinity was flung high into the air by the shockwave his sword created.

Flung into the air BG-17 quickly got blinded by all the rubble alongside him.
He then realized the shinigamis plan.
It was indeed a distraction... but for the woman.

Rike then stretched out her arm and:

>Began chanting
>Called out for her sword
>Made a platform for Takeshi
>Other? (write-in)

>>2249366
>>Began chanting

>>2249366

>Began chanting

>>2249366
>Began chanting

>>2249366
>>Began chanting

Okay then...

Roll 3d10.
DC:22 no crit
best of 3

>writing

Rolled 6, 1, 6 = 13 (3d10)

>>2249441
Easy as pie.

Rolled 6, 1, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>2249441

Rolled 4, 2, 9 = 15 (3d10)

>>2249441

Why would you lads vote for kido when she said she was bad at it

>>2249480
Better yet... why did they vote for Kido while her zanpakuto was still in the guy?

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>>2249490
I guess they're just brainlets.

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>>2249480
>>2249490
>>2249366
>"Predictable."

"Wings of devastation. An infertile land cleansed by fire. North, South, East and West.
Break thine chains and never relent.
Fly where the wind takes you and reduce all to soot.
HADO #88: Hiryū Gekizoku Shinten Raihō!"

With the chant completed Rike fired off the attack from point blank range.
The roaring sound the Kido made could be heard from miles away as it got unleashed.
BG-17 was incapable of dodging a kido of such size from such a short range and so he got swept up by it.
His body was carried far away by the blast, much farther than last time.

However once the stream of pure energy ended Rike landed on her feet and almost fell to her knees.
Panting heavily she started cursing loudly.
"Shit..."
Hearing a familiar buzzing sound she raised her hand and Daibakaze landed in her palm with a loud thud.
"Guess it got dislodged from his body..."

As she was wondering to herself and as the flying debris in the vicinity crashed into the ground around her the other shinigami arrived.
"Mother!"
Her son cried out.
"Are you alright?"

"Y-Yeah Takeshi. I'm fine.
Too bad about that attack."

"What do you mean?
You got him!"

"No...
I didn't have enough energy for it.
Looks like I still can't do two whole cannon shots..."

"Then it's-"

"Still alive...
Most likely.
And pissed."

"We'd better get out of here!"

"Agree-"
As she tried to stand up her legs started shaking and she felt like they turned into jelly for a moment.

"MOTHER!"

"I-I'm fine...
Just a bit tired."

"I'll carry you."
Hisagi stepped in and scooped up the weakened lady.

"H-H-H-HEY!
What are you doing?
Put me down!"

"No.
You shouldn't have strained yourself too much third seat.
Now be quiet and let's get out of here!"

"HEY! WATCH THE HANDS!"

As the second explosion went off somewhere else another person was also struggling with his own personal battle.
His frustration with the situation was quite apparent when someone heard his angered screams.

"AIZEN!"

"He's been at it for so long...
Don't you think we should do something?"

"Pointless.
Unfortunately you can't fully comprehend his emotions right now.
But you needn't worry.
I believe it will end soon."

"Yeah... hopefully we can start actually doing something."

Although you heard this conversation between Mera and the Hogyoku, much like the previous ones, you did not care about it.
Instead you were busy foaming at the mouth from your ungodly rage.
But now that the adrenaline is slowly leaking your system you can feel your consciousness returning to you, albeit slowly.
Sadly those thoughts aren't exactly more complex than "murder" and "kill".

>CALL YATA RIGHT NOW AND NUKE THIS PLACE!
>MUST. CALM. DOWN!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2249605
>CALL MARR. YELL INTO THE PHONE ABOUT MURDERING THAT PIECE OF SHIT. HE'LL UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.

>>2249625
This is the best idea

>>2249605
Sure what the hell i vote for this >>2249625

>>2249605
This >>2249625

Next update:
Marr picks up the phone. The conversation goes like this.
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"God damn! No way!"
>"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Un-fuckin believable."
>"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"That son of a bitch! I'll be there."

>>2249646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUK7n4_J-xg

Okay I see no point in waiting any more

>writing

>>2249084
Ntr is a shit fetish, so yes I think we would all agree that you should keep that shit out of the quest.

>>2249700
There's nothing fetishy or good about what Femto did to Casca.

>>2249715
What about the unbroken eye contact with guts during it?

>>2249729
I call that kinky

Femto was basically saying:
"This is just a warm-up for you.
I'll ravage your ass so hard even Donovan will be disgusted by it!"

Prancing back and forth you could feel your blood pressure rising once more.
In an attempt to actually do something you retrieved your communicator and began wildly punching in numbers in the hopes of contacting Yata.
However your eyes catch something and you form a somewhat coherent idea.
Tapping the prompted number you began tapping your feet against the ground nervously.

"H-Hello?"
A female voice spoke up.

"FUCK!"

"Just a moment...
Here, it's for you."

You heard the device being passed from one person to another.
"Ugh I don't know what it is Kaizar but I'm busy popping some heads so it better be important!"

"AIZEN IS BACK!"

"WOT?!"

"HE CRAWLED OUT OF HELL ITSELF AND NOW HE'S BACK!"

"SONOFA-"

Suddenly you see a massive pillar of reishi rising in the distance and a sound can be heard from your communicator.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Deciding to join in on the fun you also maximized your energy output and screamed just as loud as Marr.
Once your pillars of energy ceased coloring the sky you both felt more calm and Marr spoke up.
"Where?!"

"Big castle in the middle!"
With that he shut off his communicator and you could feel him carving a path through the battlefield to you.

Suddenly another voice made itself known to you.
"Have you calmed down finally?"

Panting heavily you spoke up.
"Kinda..."

"Good. Because it was getting really annoying.
So...
What now?"

"Well it's clear we can't waste too much time.
If those guys are headed for the Soul King Palace then we need to get there as well."

"Yeah but we can't just leave things here like that!"

You can't argue that.
Looking down at your communicator with a somewhat clearer head you began dialing once more.
In a few moments they picked it up.

"What's up?"

"Aizen's back..."

"We saw that."

"How's the bomb?"

"As ready as it's ever going to get.
I had to create an entirely new strain to act as a carrier for our hollow cells.
The virus is weak enough that anyone with a working immune system can kill it on their own but virulent enough to spread through the entire Seireitei.
IF the dome is still up."

"It is.
And... how are the other things?"

"Well they a- HEY!"

"Give it to me!"
Urahara ordered Yata as he wrestled the device away from him.
"Kaizar... you do not have to worry about the Soul King Palace at least for a little while.
The Royal Guard will definitely hold their ground for a fair bit... and in case they fail I already got someone on the inside."

"WHAT?!
Who?!"

"Yoruichi is in there.
She took several of her families artifacts in case the Soul King gets compromised.
So she has things under control."

>>2249732
Hot.

>>2249729
Because while he was cucking Guts in the sexual way, he was cucking Casca in the emotional way.

"And in case that fails we still have the artificial god that those nobles made."

"I told you Clogs that if you touch that child I'll inject you with a virus that will kill even ME!
*ahem*
Anyway Kaizar we managed to extract the kid from his tube.
He doesn't appear to be conscious but his vitals are stable, so no problem there."

"I told you that I don't care about that.
I left him in your care, remember?
I only care about the bomb.
Are you sure it'll work?"

"Yes.
We tested it on the samples you brought us.
The hollow reiatsu in it is minute enough that it won't cause the reapers to suddenly turn but enough to give each and every quincy cancer in the affected area.
As in all of them.
So... erm...
What are your orders?"

You pause and start thinking about this long and hard.

>Send it over here
>Leave it in reserve, might need it later
>Other? (write-in)

>>2249797
>>Leave it in reserve, might need it later
leaving a bomb lying around where some dipshit might set it off is a bad idea mmmkay

>>2249797
>Leave it in reserve, might need it later

>>2249797
>Leave it in reserve, might need it later
>Can you find a way to immunize all the quincy prisoners from it? They're noncombatants now.

Uh...I have no idea, but do we have any quincy mooks as prisoners? Or do we only have sternritter prisoners?
I would assume some of the mooks might have surrendered or been incapacitated.

>>2249824
I think we stole two femritter unless other people have been taking prisoners, and yeah we should ask about immunization options

>>2249824
The prisoners are not in the Seireitei.
So they won't be affected by it because of the Sekki Stone barrier

>>2249844
It's just a guarantee of their safety with it. While it's unlikely to spread there, it's smart not to underestimate the capabilities of a virus.
If even one infected individual makes it to the rukongai somehow, it'd spread. And considering our forces would be carriers for a while...

It's just safe to immunize them somehow.

Very well. No nuking the quincy just yet.
In that case...
>writing

"If it's primed and ready just keep it on standby."

"What's with all the delays?
You ordered its creation.
So why wait?"

"Because it might be too dangerous.
And besides..."
You look up.
"I'm planning on forcing it down the kings throat..."

"Heh... not a bad idea.
Let's see if a god can survive a nuke being showed in its ass!
But... what's your plan then?
You'll still need to get up there."

"I did it once, I can do it again.
I'll just use the Garganta and the Hogyoku together.
That's not the hard part."

"Then what is?"

Turning around your heels you walk to the very edge of the platform overlooking the Seireitei.
"Assembling a team."
With just one more step you walked over the edge and fell down the side of the building.
Straight as a nail you landed feet first on the ground and the pavement under your feet cracked.
"Kaizar out."

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>>2249649
its a bit late but i figure i should post this pic anyway

And that's as much as I can do for this day.

While I'm away you may freely request any omakes you want.
Currently I have one where a loli will be abused.
If I forgot one feel free to remind me because my mind doesn't always work properly.

Until next time!

>>2249907
Thanks for running and enabling my loliconery.

I still don't like Marr though.

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>>2249907
Good run, my boy!
As far as Omakes go, maybe Unohana getting accustomed to her new hollow powers,
possibly through an inner world meeting with it. Could be cool as fuck.

>>2249907
That was neat

>>2249907
Inner!Yachiru vs Hollow!Yachiru vs Minazuki in a Cage Match to End All Cage Matches

>>2249987
That's sounds about as bloody and as rapey as something from Berserk.

>>2249907
How about an omake with sofia learning how to create a garganta for the first time, bonus points if she brings someone on a minor adventure.

>>2249987
>>2249937
Hmmm...
Which do you want?

Hollow Yachiru being even more cray cray than vanilla Yachiru or... her being calm and mild mannered?

>>2250053
ok

>>2251278
Hollow yachiro should be like her true self filtered through a hollow lens. Bloodthirst without restraint. Deepest instincts and desires released.

>>2251404
Okay so...
With this as the only response to my question I'll just roll with it.
Blood thirsty monster it is.

I'll get to writin' the omakes tomorrow.
I'm planning on getting 2 out of the way and I'm not sure when I'll do the last one.
But it will be done before the next session

>>2249907
Rike planning her final bid to get kaizair back like she said she would never give up on.

kinda curious how she planned/plans on doing that now with the knowledge that he is going to hell when he dies

>>2251404
Dunno man you don't think that hollow Yach being the sane one of the pair would be an interesting contrast?

>>2252982
It's tomorrow, get on with it.

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>>2254345
Bitch, have some manners.
He'll get to it when he gets to it.
Not like you're paying him to produce the content you enjoy.

>>2252996
I dunno man.
The idea seems solid, however I don't think I can pull it off.
I don't have enough creativity to come up with a good way of portraying that

>>2254345
Be careful about what you wish for

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Omake #1: Matters of Royalty

Rike kept scratching her head as she walked alongside her fellow shinigami.
"Erm... excuse me for being so unprofessional Lieutenant-"

"Please, Rangiku is fine."

"Sorry! Erm... Rangiku-san but what are we doing again?"

"Didn't you pay attention during the debriefing?"

"I was busy silently trying to open a pack of gummy bears during the debriefing..."

"I see.
Well the short story is that the Onmitsukido recently uncovered some sort of a conspiracy happening within a minor noble family.
Nothing out of the ordinary at first, some assassinations plotted by someone who would never get to be the head of the house unless literally every legitimate heir would die.
But it turned out that things were much worse.
Two little, no-name shinigami were also involved meaning things got confidential real quick.
There were also reports of some highly illegal weapons being produced by this man and distributed among his army of mercenaries as well as his shinigami compatriots."

"Really?
Well... what happened?"

"Just the usual.
The key figures were quickly assassinated, the illegal weapons were gathered up and destroyed.
Really once the main people were taken out the rest of the operation just sort of crumbled, with the mercenaries running once they heard they weren't getting paid.
Sadly, this only happened after most members of the noble clan were killed, leaving only a small girl as the head."

"Oh my...
Poor girl. It must be hard on her."

"Yes, it must be very tragic being part of the 0.1%."

"But still! Her family was killed!
It must be horrible for her..
Do these happen often?!"

"Not usually to this extent but such scheming is practically the national sport for the nobility, even the minor ones."

"And... what's our job again?"

Rangiku sighed.
"Practically baby-sitting until the Onmitsu finish their investigations.
You know, making sure no more assassins remain.
And it's a formality for some Gotei representatives to make an appearance whenever a noble house has a change in its leaders.
Normally that's the work of Captains and other high ranking officials but in the case of such a minor noble clan we'll do just fine."

"Uh-huh...
But why me?
Surely there are enough female lieutenants more suitable for the task."

Rangiku winked at Rike.
"Truthfully I was hoping we'd get to know each other a little better!
Aaaand maybe I wanted to coax you into joining the Shinigami Women's Association!"

Rike just sighed at that.
"Thanks but I'll pass.
I heard of what you do there and can't say I'm too interested.
And besides the Men's Association already asked me."

"You're joking, right?
Isn't that kinda backwards?"

"It is but apparently they need more members to get some funding.
And they've been looking for a sort of mascot.
They hope that if they have a cute girl then more guys and maybe even girls would join them."

"Weird..."

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"Hey!
They offer complimentary sunglasses and drink booze all the time!
Plus I wouldn't have to wear a shirt during meetings!
If you got a better offer than that then I'm listening."

"Y-You would actually do that?!
In front of the men?!"

"I would wear some bandages of course, but yeah!"

"I'm... not going to judge that.
You do you, I guess."
Rangiku then paused as she stopped before the imposing gates.
"Well, here we are!"

"So... what do we do exactly?
Introduce ourselves and drink some tea with some snob noble?"

"That's about right.
So I ask that you behave accordingly.
Also we might have to stay and "guard" her for a time.
Maybe even for several days."

"Do we get breaks?"
Rangiku nodded and Rike sighed.
"Very well, let's get this over with then."

"But still... thanks again for helping me."

"No problem Li... Rangiku-san!"

After they demanded entry from the guards the two ladies were greeted by two of the Princesses bodyguards and they were lead inside the clan grounds.
Even from the passing glances she had at the various parts of the mansion it was easy to see just how wealthy these minor nobles were.
Rike in particular couldn't fathom just how better off these people were compared to most shinigami, not to mention the average citizens of the Rukongai.
She felt slightly enraged at all this decadence and luxury.

Once they reached the meeting room they were offered seats and an assortment of tea and various snacks while they had to wait for the princess.
Sipping on her drink Rike began whispering to her partner once the bodyguards left them alone.
"Is this normal?
Making us wait, I mean."

"Oh you have no idea.
It's their way of seeming more important than us commoners.
Really I'd be surprised if she showed up in about 30 minutes."

And true to the lieutenants words the princess did not make an appearance for a good while.
However when she did it was easy to see why that happened.
She was but a little girl for sure but the way she carried herself betrayed her noble status.

Her pristine white skin had not a single blemish on it and it shone as if it was made of silk.
The kimono which she wore had many layers, each with an elaborate design on it, making it look more like a piece of art rather than mere clothing.
Her green eyes were practically gleaming and her blonde hair was so beautiful it most likely attracted the envy of all those that looked at it.
This unusual, almost entirely western look of her was enough to cause Rike to almost spit out her tea in surprise.
However when Rangiku nudged her elbow into the third seats side she managed to behave herself.

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She took a seat in front of them.
Despite her restricting clothing she showed no sign of struggling.

"Greetings most esteemed Shinigami of the Gotei 13.
We, Kasumiōji Rurichiyo, head of the Kasumiōji clan welcome you."

Rangiku took the initiative and responded.
"Thank you Princess.
It is a great honor to be your guests.
I'm the lieutenant of the 10th divison Matsumot Rangiku and this is Momochi Chisato, third seat officer of the 9th division.
We've come to express our sympathy for your loss and to offer you aid as your guards in these dangerous times."

She frowned at that.
"Thank you for your kind words lieutenant.
However we have our own bodyguards so I'm sure your constant presence won't be necessary."

"I'm sorry Princess but we have orders expressively stating that we are to offer you protection.
At least until the investigations are over and your safety is guaranteed."

The litte girl felt herself lost in thought and after much debate she caved in.
"Very well,
We see the wisdom in that.
Kenryū, Enryū."
She turned to her escorts.
"Please see to it that our guests are well accomodated for the duration of their stay."

Following that the two of them began their assignment and became almost inseparable from the girl.
Like a set of two shadows they followed the girl and made sure she was safe.
For weeks they received constant reports from the Onmitsu regarding the progress of the investigation.
As expected nothing serious or dangerous happened.

And while initially the two ladies hated their job they quickly grew fond of the little princess.
It's true that in typical noble fashion she was kind of snobbish but under those many, many layers of societal prejudice laid an innocent and cheerful little girl that experienced many horrible things due to her place of birth.
Both Rangiku and Rike derived a great amount of joy escorting her through various areas, including several segments of the Rukongai and teaching her many life lessons.
It turned out that the little princess not only had a knack for work such as cooking and cleaning but derived a great amount of joy from it once she saw the results of her efforts.

What started as a long and tedious assignment quickly became a sort of vacation of the two.
So much so that they hardly even noticed the passage of time with precious little Rurichiyo.
Only a few days before the end of their work the two found themselves in the guest room provided for them by Rurichiyo, staring down at the bottom of a cup of sake with grief.

*sigh*
"It's over..."
Rike said.

*sigh*
"Yeah...
I'm going to miss her..."

"C-Can't we... you know... visit her sometimes?"

"Doubtful.
Nobility are kept under a strict lock 24/7 under normal circumstances.
And once she becomes a proper clan head she will hardly have enough time to rest, let alone for us."

"It's just not fair..."

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"Remember her smile once she tasted her own cooking?"

Rike smiled at that.
"And how happy she was when she helped out those farmers?
She didn't even care about her appearance being a mess."
She then let out a sigh once more and kept drinking.

Fueled by both grief and copious amounts of alcohol an idea started manifesting in Rangikus mind.
Slowly her mouth curled up into a cat like smile and she leant in closer to her comrade.
"Hey... I have an idea."

"H-Huh?"

"Tomorrow will be our last day here, right?
So why don't we make the most of it?"

"W-What do you have in mind?"
Rangiku then began whispering softly into Rikes ear and soon enough she too started smiling wildly.
Nodding vehemently she quickly agreed to the proposition.

They quickly hopped into their beds so they could get enough sleep for tomorrow.
Knowing Rurichiyos schedule they jumped into action early, when the princess was still rolling around in her bed lazily.
Taking her escorts out of commission they broke into her personal chambers and leaned over her bed with malicious intent.
While the girl was still fast asleep they smiled like two chesire cats they got to work.

Feeling a bit groggy she opened her eyes when she was disturbed.
Quickly her eyes snapped open in surprise when she saw the two women creepily leaning over her, grinning.
"W-WHAT ARE YOU-"

"Shhhh...
Just let it happen little princess!"

"L-Let go!"

"That's right third seat! Keep her pinned!"
Rangiku then reached into her cleavage...

And she pulled out a rather large box from between them.
How she managed to hide it is anyones guess.
Slowly she opened it up and finally the two of them got to work.

At first she struggled however her initial shock and surprise turned into curiosity and joy.
Slowly but surely she started begging the two to continue.
Again and again the shinigami did the unthinkable.

They played dress-up with a princess.

The two couldn't help themselves and squeed in joy as they applied different types of make up and gave a variety of different clothes and dresses to the little girl.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU ARE SO ADORABLE JUICHIRO!
Do the pouty face again!"

"Yes this looks even better than the last one!
You look like a proper lady now!"

In the end they used up enough make-up that'd normally last for weeks if not moths for the two of them in a single morning.
And while the two older ladies felt like they had a daughter for a day, Rurichiyo enjoyed the undivided attention of two of her friends.
That last day with the two shinigami was the happiest day of her life and even managed to make her forget for a brief moment the tragic fate of her family.
She swore an oath to never forget her two dear friends and in what was a major faux pas, she invited both of them once her arranged marriage to another minor noble came to pass.

OMAKE #1: THE END

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Omake #2: Wild Spirit

Jinzen.
A meditation technique which allows a shinigami to converse with his or her Zanpakuto by entering their "inner world".
Any shinigami worth their salt does this regularly as communication with ones own spirit is key to self improvement and realization.
Even for a Captain it is a sacred thing which is performed frequently, even if they have no more to gain from it.
It was on one such occasion that Captain Unohana found herself in a rather curious situation.

Slowly she opened her eyes.
It was a familiar setting. A battlefield littered with rusted blades and a red soil, soaked and dried with blood.
But something was off. She felt a strange presence within her.
It was unlike anything she felt before.

"About time you showed up!"
The mysterious voice called out to her and she stood up.

When she turned around she saw her trusted companion, Minazuki standing in the middle of the battlefield with a strange, pale figure next to it.
It had long black hair much like hers but wore an eerie mask that looked like a skull with sharp rows of teeth.
In its eyes was a fire that was familiar to her.
She saw it time and time again, a pure desire for destruction and nothing else.
Those were the eyes of violence, the eyes of a blood thirsty beast.

"Now that you're here-"
She continued.
"Could you make your pet dog shut up for a bit?
Ever since I got here it did nothing but breathe loudly and it's rather annoying."

"Ah... You must be the manifestation of my new "powers".
Correct?"

The hollow like figure nodded.
"That's right.
...
But what's with that look of yours?
Do you hate me? Despise me?"

"I do not like you if that's what you're asking."

"That's a shame.
Because I'm not going to leave anytime soon."
Unohana then placed her hand on her sword.
"Come now, there is no need for violence.
There is no reason for us to fight. I'll be a good girl and do as you say.
If anything... I respect you a great deal."
Those words stung for Yachiru even if just a little bit.
"But if you don't mind... I have a question for you.
Why?"

"Why what?"

"Oh you know.
I am a blood thirsty monster.
I love nothing more than hearing the bones of my enemies break, their blood staining everything, clinging to my skin.
That sweet, sticky sensation. The warmth of their life slowly leaving their bodies.
But I could be this and so much more and I'd still pale in comparison to you.
The word "monster" is such an understatement for what you are..
And yet here we are... the proverbial wolf in sheeps clothing.
Why? Why not start killing? Why not do what you want when you could?"

But Unohana did not respond to her.
Instead after a few minutes she turned to her other half.
"Minazuki...
I'm leaving her to you.
Teach this animal what it means to be human...
And the virtue of patience..."

After leaving things to her Zanpakuto a great battle raged within her soul.
Time and time again her hollow was beaten within an inch of her life and promptly brought back.

After a few weeks Yachiru entered Jinzen once more to check on her new "companion".
When she got back the scene was similar to the one she saw last time with the hollow standing next to Minazuki.
However this time it was on edge.

"You're still here."
Yachiru observed.

"Of course.
I told you I'd stay!"

"You look wary.
Did you enjoy your time?"
The hollow did not respond and Unohana smiled at that.
"Then... did you learn your lesson?"

"W-What?"

"The difference between a human and an animal.
I don't mean shallow things like their species or the number of their legs...
No, what truly makes them different when they are brought to an equal level?"
The hollow just looked at her in confusion.
"It's simple. That expression you have right now.
The face one makes when they face a terrible beast.... but it doesn't attack them.
They now that it will but don't know when.
That dread. That fear of the unknown. That anxiety.
Enjoying that expression on others is what separates human from animals...
We are capable of cruelty.
And if you want to call yourself a part of me... then the least you can do is stop being a mindless animal...
Am I being clear?"

"Crystal..."
The hollow growled at her.

Following that the two of them engaged in a constant and endless struggle.
Not one of body but one of mind, each waiting for the other to slip.
Over the years the hollow learned to appreciate these human qualities but it never ceased being a blood thirsty monster.
In time they grew closer... not as friends but as each others favorite enemies.

Omake #2: THE END

>>2254571
>Rangiku
Quest dropped.

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>>2254673
Tfw they won't let us use legacy captcha anymore and now we have to use the infinitely shittier 'select the signpost' one
That poor hollow is trapped in there. She couldn't leave if she wanted to.

>>2254918
Rangiku AND Rike.
If at least one of the persons in a threesome is good then you don't care that much about the other one

>>2255349
I was half expecting rangiku to complain about kaizar as she normally does

>>2255435
>complaining
>to arguably kaizar's number 1 fan in ss
she would have a better time talking to a brick wall anon.

Testing testing one, two, three!

>>2264972
oh boi its time.

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Walking along the ruined streets of what once was the Seireitei you made up your mind.
It is time to assemble the creme of the crop and end this charade in one last push towards the final goal.
And you already have quite an idea in your mind about the candidates. Even if some of them don't sit well with you.

"I can't allow to be careful now..."

"If the Royal Guard fall then so too shall the Soul King...
We can't allow that."

You nod in acknowledgement as you continue your march.
However there is still the issue of actually gathering them up.
Sadly you only see two ways to resolve the ongoing conflict.

"Ordering our strongest warriors to pull out fro the ongoing conflicts..."

"That'd leave the shinigami alone."

"However the bulk of the quincy army has already been taken care of.
And most likely the enemy also took their strongest up there..."

"Or... end the fights... once and for all."

"Make them bend the knee."

"B-But how?"

"Power... nice and simple...
One last show to put on.
But I'll need a stage..."

>Order your men. There is no time to waste.
>Make the enemy surrender
>Forget all that! Just go on a rampage until the last quincy falls
>Other? (write-in)

>>2264988
>Order your men. There is no time to waste.
We gotta put the Kaibosh on the quincy king and getting through a hell buffed Aizen is already gonna be tough. I say it's now or never.

>>2264988
>>Make the enemy surrender

Slow morning it seems.

>>2265034
Aye...

In any case I'll go out and have some dinner.
If nothing happens by the time I come back I'll get to writing

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Well that's it, I guess.
1 = Pulling out
2 = Forced surrender

>writing

Also for the whole two of you, a matter that needs to be decided:

>Are you willing to accept quincy refugees or not?

>>2265075
Just got here, but if I'm allowed to vote for this, I'll say yes.

>>2265081
of course. everyone is

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You sigh a little as you retrieve your denreishiki.
First things first: You have to notify the shinigami about the ensuing situation.
After all they are the ones who'll be affected the most by this.

"Ah Kaizar-san!"
The voice on the other side sounds unusually cheerful considering the situation and yet somehow filled with dread.
"This... this is not the best time for a social call!"

"Commander Ukitake... I'm afrai-"

"Hang on! Is that who I think it is?!"
You hear an unfamiliar voice speaking up on the other side.
Suddenly you hear the Captain Commander arguing with whoever that individual is as they wrestle his communicator away.
"IS THAT KAIZAR SOIZE?!"

You pause a little at that, trying to analyze the voice.
It sounds surprisingly old on a second hearing.
"Yes... it is."

"SIR! I'M AWARE OF YOU HAVING OUR COMRADES IN YOUR CUSTODY!
PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU-"

"They are there of their own free will.
I have no right to hand them over-"

"TAKE ME AS WELL!"

Hearing that manages you to shake you a fair bit.
Now you're certain that the despair you heard in his voice was genuine.
"Explain..."

You hear words like "coward" and "traitor" coming from behind the old man as he keeps explaining himself.
"LISTEN!
These young ones have no idea what His Majesty is capable of!
That light was Him! And if we're still down here then that means we are already good as dead!
So PLEASE! If you CAN offer us protection then I'm willing to do anything!"

You don't respond for several seconds after he finished what he had to say.
But once you do respond you do with a great sigh accompanying it.
"And your fellows?"

"They are young and stubborn!
And I have no desire to die with them!"

"Hand it over to the Commander..."
You respond and the quincy swallows hard before giving back the device to its owner.
"You heard them...
I'm personally willing to accept them but I'll leave the decision up to you.
If you see that they are trustworthy then send them up into the Garganta... and tell them to drop their weapons on arrival."

"Understood.
But... May I ask why you called me in the first place?"

You explained the situation to the Captain Commander and how you decided to withdraw the bulk of your forces in order to move to the "next level" as it were.
But you paid close attention to leave out the bit about Aizens return just in case.
Once he fully comprehended the situation he responds.

"I understand...
Please Kaizar-san. You MUST save the Soul King at all costs!
If you fail then... I'm afraid it's all over."

"I know.
But I'm not going to leave you alone just like that.
I'll leave some of my strategists as well as most of our footsoldiers behind to aid you."

"Much appreciated."

"Kaizar out!"
With the channel cut off you started dialing the next number immediately.
Unfortunately for you they were in far greater of a bind than the Commander was.
You heard a loud explosion being distorted by the communicator as it couldn't process all the sound at once.

"OH FUCK!
MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
GET THIS MAN A FUCKING STRETCHER ASAP!"
Suddenly Alistair turned his attention to the communicator.
"WHAT?!"

"Alistair?
What's going over there?"

"We're up shit creek without a paddle!
Fuckers dug them into the nearby buildings and obliterated every other bit of cover in a one mile radius!
We can't compete with this kind of firepower and our big boys can't get close enough to smack their shits!
SO THANKS FOR FUCKING CALLING! THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED!"

"Alistair... I'm going to round up every monster I can and we're going to chase after those quincy that shot up into the sky."

"WHAT?!
Are you shitting me?!"

"No... and that's why I'm calling you.
You'll have to rely on the shinigami while we're away."

"Great! Just fucking great!"

"I'm leaving things in your hand...
Just hold out until I return with the severed head of the Quincy King.
And I hope by the time I return you'll clean this whole place up."

"Tch...
Aye aye, Sir!"
Then before hanging up you heard Alistair calling out for his men and shouting at them about how pissed you'll be if they don't demolish the quincy bunker very soon.

With all those things sorted out you decided to make a few other calls in order to gather just the right people for the job.
Deciding not to leave things up to chance you gathered quite a formidable force consisting mainly of your family members.
The ones you managed to round up and weren't busy in some engagement were Sophia, Harribel, Dante, Marr, Asher and Nnoitora.

>>2265075
ill say yes

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Marr of course beat all of them in a landslide and the rest slowly appeared one after another.
Once all of them were present you explained why exactly you called for them and just how important your current task will be.
They nod in acknowledgement with some of them itching for a chance to punch Aizen in the face.
But your wife pulled you aside as she questioned your judgment.

"Are you sure this is wise?
Bringing Sophia I mean..."

"N-No..."
You reply with your heart sinking ever lower in your body.
"But either we take her with us or she'll follow on her own.
And I'd rather have at least one of us keep an eye on her."

She sighed as she realized you're probably right.
She shouldn't even be here in the first place but once she set her mind on something it's nigh impossible to stop her.
"You're right...
I'll make sure to keep her on my side."

"Thank you dear and... I'm sorry."

"If this is over... and we are still alive by then.
Then we'll talk about your punishment."
You swallowed nervously and she noticed that.
"So... what's your plan?"

>Get in and cause as much chaos as possible
>They have a lot of people up there. We split up and make sure none of them stab us in the back. (default path with proper duels)
>We go as one and roll over anything that stands in our way
>Other? (write-in)

>>2265191
>We go as one and roll over anything that stands in our way. We can divide up as necessary once we have decent knowledge on their full composition.

>>2265191
>We go as one and roll over anything that stands in our way
Oh shit sup spooky, I just got home from work.

I thought about dividing up into teams but until we know how its all layed out up there and who we're all fighting I don't know what the best way to split up would be.

>>2265208
Thats True, plus all of kaisars friends rolling up on some poor fool will be fantastic to read.

>>2265191
>>We go as one and roll over anything that stands in our way

>>2265191
>We go as one and roll over anything that stands in our way

>>2265191
>We go as one and roll over anything that stands in our way

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>>2265203
>>2265205
>>2265232
>>2265235
And this is why I'll never, ever play as a DM. Ever.
So many hours of prep flushed down the toilet.

Oh well, that's just how the game works

>writing

Oh and since we aren't doing that (mostly)

I might as well share what could've been:

-Tia and Sophia vs X
-Dante vs C
-Asher + Marr vs M

the rest are still a surprise

>>2265270
you can always use it as an omake or AU stuff after the main story. Im curious about it now.

>>2265270
Damn, those would be some COOL fuckin fights!
But nonetheless, steamroller is a sounder option.

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>>2265277
Why didn't I think of that?!

But I still have other stuff to do:
Like Sophia learning the Garganta.
Or how the Royal Guard fared

>>2265284
That's all good, I'll read those and then I'll read how it would've been with the showdowns, as long as you're willing to write it.

Sophia learning Garganta sounds adorable and terrifying all in one, considering she might meet End.

>>2265289
That I did not consider.
What I did are everything else.
And nothing stuck.

I couldn't find a good way to write that story.
But I have bits and pieces so I might Frankenstein something together

>>2265294
They might be the best way to do it is mix it with her doing other stuff, since Garganta itself is somewhat simple in terms of in universe use, as in you use it to get where you wanna go. IIRC the inbetween space is where you can find all the Valley of Screams and then if you fall you go to where End is at.
So to make it interesting you could have Sophia visiting places using Garganta in her free time, maybe freaking some people out and stuff or visiting friends. Idk just kinda spitballing ideas.

Could also have her cameo in other quests via Garganta, could be good for laffs.

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You return to the others and after taking Sophia away by the hand from the crowd you gave them a cold glance and explained the plan.

"Well friends...
Here we are.
Most likely the final stretch.
And as such we can't afford luxuries like "honor" and what have you..."

"Erm... what?"
Marr asked in confusion.

"What I'm saying is...
We'll go in and crush any opposition...
As a team!"
You clench your fist at them.

But Marr raised his hand as if he was in school.
"Erm... does that mean I can still punch people in the face really hard?"

"Yes Marr.
But we'll punch them in the face... together.
As a pack."

"...
Awesome!"

With that out of the way another hand rose up surprisingly enough.
"Yes, Nnoitora?"

"What are our policies?"

"Considering this is the enemies most elite and loyal fighting force?
Anything goes.
...
But if you find three quincy, two older and one younger... leave those alive.
I want to have a word with them."

"Understood!"
He grinned happily.

Giving the small crowd a quick glance to see if nobody has any more questions you sent back Sophia to her mom while you turned around.
Taking a few steps forth you pierced the fabric of space with your fingers and tore it open, revealing the Garganta.
"Oh... and one more thing.
I'll be the first one to enter.
We can't enter the Soul King Palace by normal means."

"God I'm having such a sense of Deja vu..."

"Will that be a problem?"
You asked Mera in a hushed tone.

"N-No... I just...
Didn't think I'd ever go back there."

"Well... brace yourself.
We have no idea what's on the other side..."

Leading your group through the empty void took longer than you expected, even with the very sturdy walkway you've created under your feet.
At one point as you were walking the entirety of the hollow world shook down to its non-existent foundation, causing your bridge to collapse.
Luckily most of your men are seasoned planewalkers and the rest... well they had help.

"That didn't feel right..."
Marr was surprisingly observant.

You try to get your bearings and look for the Soul King Palace.
"I agree...
Something's wrong...
Let's hurry!"

With a little searching you found that particular area of space that is connected to the royal realm.
By summoning the Hogyokus power you managed to tear your way inside violently and held the hole open for the others to get in.
As they stepped through they took a look around and they grew concerned.

"I-Is it supposed to look like this?!"
Nnoitora asked.
"I'm just sayin' this looks a bit too familiar to the place downstairs!"

You looked around and your eyes widened.
"No..."

>>2265302
The problem with the last one is that I don't know that many quests

But still thanks for the ideas.
They are helpful

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"These platforms aren't supposed to be connected...
And the ice..."

"Oh no...
Oetsu..."

"You must stay strong.
They are tied to this place so he'll be fine.
I know it hurts but please-"

"Don't...
(sniff)
I know.
But... thanks anyway."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO5KihjKYOs

However while you were busy observing the nearby area something caught your attention.
A slow clapping noise broke the deafening silence.
In one quick motion all of you jerked your head in its direction to see the source of it.
Suddenly all of you spoke up.

"Can't be!"

"Bastard!"

"How did we not notice him?!"

But you just stared him down.
Only one word could escape your mouth.
"Aizen..."

He continues his slow clap as he finally decides to speak up.
"Took you long enough.
In the same amount of time the Quincy have already destroyed the Royal Guard, disposed of Shihoin Yoruichi and stopped whatever that black pile of goo was supposed to be.
And now here we are.
In a new and remodeled Soul King Palace.
I must say these past sixty seconds where I had to stare at it were more painful than my entire stay in Hell.
Well I suppose God has other things to worry about than interior decoration...
So! How can I help you?"

"So... you've become a literal guard dog for someone else?
You've sunken low Aizen..."

"In truth I didn't sink.
I was pushed down. You'd know something about that wouldn't you?
And second... I'm nobodies dog."
He shifts his eyes at your daughter and you tighten your grip on your sword.
"Your friends can leave. I won't stop them.
But you... you stay.
We have some... unfinished business you and I."

>Send the others away. This is too dangerous
>You have a problem with me, you have a problem with all of us
>Other? (write-in)

>>2265356
>You have a problem with me, you have a problem with all of us

>>2265356
Aizen not messing with others? I don't buy it.
>"Our business was finished when I left you as a pulp on the floor."
>You have a problem with me, you have a problem with all of us

I would love these showdowns but universe in trouble kinda overrides it. I don't like causality and the universe changing randomly.

>>2265356
>>You have a problem with me, you have a problem with all of us

>>2265365
I guess randomly doesn't really apply here, but I don't like others intentionally rewriting it.

>>2265356
>You have a problem with me, you have a problem with all of us
>Hogyoku, shatter all illusions. Bring reality to bear.

>>2265356
>Send the others away. This is too dangerous

>>2265369
I don't think he even has his sword anon

>>2265380
Play. It. Safe.

Hmmm... that is pretty one sided

Very well due to the write-ins roll 3d10
DC 18 no crit
Best of 4

>writing

Rolled 6, 6, 5 = 17 (3d10)

>>2265403

Rolled 6, 10, 3 = 19 (3d10)

>>2265403

Rolled 4, 5, 7 = 16 (3d10)

>>2265403

Rolled 8, 10, 5 = 23 (3d10)

>>2265403
I'll roll the last if noone else will.

Rolled 3, 4, 6 = 13 (3d10)

>>2265403

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You looked at Aizen dismissively.
"Our business ended when I left you as a sack of meat at the mercy of the shinigami Aizen!"
You speak to him while quickly giving a mental order to the spirit inhabiting your body.
"Hogyoku! I want you to dispel whatever illusion Aizen has erected!
I don't buy it for a second that he'd let them go!"

"Erm... sir?
I've already checked.
The only illusion that was in place was the one obfuscating his presence so he could make his dramatic entry.
There is nothing else!"

Your eyes opened wide after hearing that.
This amused Aizen immensely.
"What's the matter Kaizar?
Be careful or you'll go cross eyed like that!"

"Aizen... what is your game?"

"Game? We are far beyond playing games Kaizar.
Now... would you be so kind and let your friends go?
I see a few of them are giving me quite hostile glances."

"You seem to be forgetting something here.
You aren't just up against me, you are against all of us!
So I'm warning you... if you want to do this... You're gonna regret it!"

At that Aizen merely just shrugged his shoulders.
"Makes no difference to me.
Then if you're okay with it..."
He then walked up to the flight of stairs leading towards the walkway connecting the platform to the palace proper... and sat down.
"Shall we begin?"

You blink a few times at that before forming a response.
"What are you doing?"

"I'm sitting.
I'd offer you a seat but I'm afraid that upper management did not have the foresight for such an event taking place."

"A-Are you mocking me?"

"Hmmm?
Oh no... You thought I-
Nooooo!
I'm terribly sorry but I'm not here to fight you!
Heavens no!
I'm just here to have a nice friendly chat with you.
That's all."
Aizen then crossed his arms.
"I offered your pals to leave because I assumed you have a million better things to do than wasting what precious little time you have to defend all of existence."

>>2265482
Aizen is confusing me

MAKE HIM STOP

>>2265482
I figured something was up, Hah. Aizen always surprises.

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>>2265482
He says he doesn't wanna waste time but he doesn't even come out and just SAY WHAT THE HELL HE WANTS HOLY SHIT AIZEN JUST SPEAK WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY.

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"W-What?"

With a soft chuckle he continued.
"Oh don't be like that.
It's not that hard.
You just have to use your head a little.
Last time I checked you knew how to do that..."

"Erm... Kaizar-"
Marr spoke up.
"He's making me confused.
MAKE HIM STOP OR I WILL!"

Extending your arm you signal the big guy to stay back.
"WAIT!"
Then you turned your attention back to Aizen.
"...
Continue."

"You mean begin?
Very well. This is getting dreadfully boring as is.
And if you don't mind your friends here then who am I to judge?
But before I do... In my absence... exactly how much did you figure out about this world Kaizar?"

You hesitate for a moment. Unsure if telling the truth is a wise choice or not.
"Enough..."

"Oh come now.
There is no need to play coy this late into the game.
We are at the final act anyway.
So come on..."
Aizen then began sizing you up long and hard.
"Ah I see... Those eyes...
They betray you Kaizar.
That exact mixture of anger and disgust is hard to replicate.
You may not be thinking about it right now but you know this place... you know the truth.
Where? Where did you acquire such elusive information?"

With Aizen finished you carefully choose your words once more.
"From the higher ups."

"Huh... Never thought the Royal Guard would have a turncoat among their ranks.
Who was it? The one obsessed with baths? The fat woman literally bound to a kitchen?
Perhaps the ever intriguing Shutara? Or perhaps the one that kept his harem of personal toys?"

"I'LL KILL HIM!"

"I said higher Aizen..."

For the first time you saw a hint of genuine surprise in the aggravating shinigami.
"My oh my... you moved up in the world...
In that case I can get to the point.
Do you know what happened to me? I expected you to be at my execution you know.
Did they even notified you?"

"They did. We celebrated for a week afterwards."

"Anyways as you probably gathered... I took a bit of a forced vacation in the charming resort known as Hell.
I see that smile of yours. Don't.
Ironically enough what the Gods always lacked was creativity... and cruelty.
After what you've put me through I'd hesitate to call that place anything more than unpleasant.
Endless torture... and if you die you are just reborn.
How boring.
Not being able to die and know the sweet release of death.
Knowing that the incomprehensible pain won't end because you are incapable of dying.
Now that's horrifying.
So in a way I owe you a great deal.
Thanks to your little experiment on me I could easily soldier through most of my trials."

"GET ON WITH IT!"

"I'm on it. Don't rush me.
So there I was enjoying my time in Hell... thinking about you, our encounter, the chain of events that lead up to my defeat.
And I came to a conclusion..."
Aizen looked up at you and stared you in the eyes.

"I don't have a grudge against you Kaizar.
It'd be hypocritical of me. And I'd hate to be remembered as a sore loser.
All my life I was gifted with absurd amounts of talent. I was the best humanity had to offer. Raw potential.
So I worked long and hard to realize that. I mastered every art the shinigami had available to them and reached the end.
The point where I could only grow more if I broke down the boundaries separating our species.
And if things went correctly I'd have done just that.
But then I met you... Someone with something that could overcome even me... Ultimate Evolution.
Your power started much lower than mine but it outgrew me swiftly.
In all my life I believed in one, simple concept: Natural Selection.
All those years I abided by their rules because I wanted to. Any time I could've broken them because I had the power.
I had the power to do anything and in the end it'd be the right thing to do."

"But then you lost..."

Aizen nodded.
"I was... humbled by my defeat.
Humbled because how it happened.
We both unleashed everything we had... and you triumphed.
By my logic you had the right to decide my fat. And now what was once my burden... is now yours."

>What are you talking about?!
>Then why help the QUINCY?!
>What "burden"?!
>Other? (write-in)

>>2265581
>You're not suggesting what I think you are, are you?
>Why were you with the Quincy?

I'm getting some very specific vibes from this convo that I don't know how to feel about.

>>2265581
>Then why help the QUINCY?!
>What "burden"?!

>>2265581
>Then why help the QUINCY?!
>What "burden"?!

>>2265581
>So you escaped hell just to shove your problems onto me?

>writing

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"Y-You're not suggesting what I think you are!"

"Judging by your expression... I might."

"Fine! Then w-what burden are you talking about?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIVSSD616-w

"The burden of the mighty of course.
It is not a privilege of the strong to rule... it is a duty.
You know what this world is like. Ruled by a group of so called nobles who crafted an abomination which they named "God".
I hate nobility... the mere notion of being better than others just because you were born into a specific family... ludicrous.
They are the reason why I chose this path."
Then Aizen did what you thought he was incapable of. He almost teared up.

"The woman that raised me. The one I called mother. The one that loved me unconditionally...
She was just one of many who were sacrificed in order to create the Soul King."

"So that's it....
Was revenge your goal all along?"

"Not revenge.
Justice.
I wanted to acquire power to break the very world itself. To set the record straight and fix the mistakes of the past.
But not only I was like that.
Remember the other human you brutally murdered? My loyal friend and ally Kaname?
His... friend... his soul mate was butchered by her own husband... a brat from a great noble house.
Our plan was to kill the Royal Guard, kill the Soul King and then take its place.
Then watch as the "Soul King" suddenly ordered the execution of every member of all the great noble clans and all those responsible.
Justice brought by a villain is still justice."
Then Aizen dramatically paused.

"It falls to you now.
I'm sure you know what's right and will act accordingly."

With his speech concluded Aizen sits back a bit and indulges in your expressions.
To him they must be priceless.
Except yours.

Still feeling immeasurable amounts of anger you point at him.
"And yet you still aided the Quincy!
People who have nothing in common with your ambitions!
So... how do you explain that Aizen?!"

He just chuckled at that.
"It was a simple business transaction.
They brought me out, I brought them in.
After all I wouldn't want to miss this.
And..."

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"You and I both know how this will end Kaizar...
With the Royal Guard, their last bastion, their last supporting pillar gone the Nobles will have nothing to fall back on.
Like rats they'll fight tooth and nail to the bitter end.
Even without any political power left they amassed absurd amounts of wealth over the course of two thousand years!
They'll hire as many assassins as needed, plant more than enough false evidence and deceive the masses until they can throw the entire Seireitei at you, the thing threatening them.
They'd sooner destroy this entire realm, the entire world if they can't have it.
...
But...
If it wasn't you who killed the Royal Guard.
If the big news at the end of this war is not "A hollow KILLED the Soul King" but "A hollow SAVED the Soul King"..."

You clenched your fist hard at that.
"You... mother fucker!"

At that Aizen began moving faster than the naked eye could see.
If you blinked in that moment you'd have missed him standing up, ripping one rib off of his golden armor and growing it until it was the size of a sword and pointing it at your neck.
"I tried my hardest to not make this personal Kaizar.
I even ignored the fact that you produced a curious little girl with Ms Harribel over there for the sake of pleasantness.
The least you could do is return the gesture."

You grab his sword and grip hard on it, showing that you don't care the least bit about it and shove it aside.
"I'm... sorry."

"Apology accepted."
He sheathes his blade.
"Once this is all over I'm perfectly willing to return to Hell and stay there until I served my time.
But if it pleases you we could start smacking each other until one of us falls over.
Or we could part ways like this exchange never happened. And who knows maybe I'll watch how you fare against these men trying to imitate you.
So what'll it be?
And just for the record I want to say... I forgive you Kaizar."

>I don't trust you (Draw your sword)
>Turn around and leave. You have a war to win
>Turn around and leave. But order Aizen to stay here. You still don't trust him
>Other? (write-in)

>>2265708
>Turn around and leave. You have a war to win

>>2265708
>Turn around and leave. You have a war to win

>>2265708
>Turn around and leave. You have a war to win
>"The real irony is: if you had just been straight with us and not treated us like disposable weapons, we probably would be storming Soul Society right now."

>>2265708
>Turn around and leave. You have a war to win

>>2265708
>>2265739
supporting this

>>2265739
Gotcha

>writing

>>2265708
>>Turn around and leave. You have a war to win

We don't have time for this nonsense.

He helps fine. He fucks off fine.

He keels over and dies again, fine.

We've got shit to do, some people to save (if we feel like it) and Asses to kick.

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Looking Aizen straight in the eye you spoke up.
"You know Aizen...
The real irony of this situation is that if you did not treat us like disposable tools... we might be storming the gates at your side today."

Aizen shrugged at that.
"What do you want me to say?
Hindsight?
History is written by the victors?
The ends justify the means?
No. I won't make excuses.
In the end I alone had to win. Because I did not consider the strength of others as reliable.
And if I won then those few years of hardships would've been quickly forgotten after the coming of a new golden age.
What you suggested simply was not me."

Hearing his last you turned around on your heels and marched towards the Soul King Palace.
Aizen merely shouted after you.
"Shall I come? Or are you more comfortable with me here?"

"I don't care!
You come, you come. You don't, you don't.
Just don't get in our way!"
Then you turned your attention back to everyone.
"Come on! Let's go!"

Unable to comprehend what just happened most of them decided to blindly follow your order and just forget that this ever happened.
And once the last of you folks left Aizen followed you from far away.
As you kept your stride up Sophia made her way to you.

"Dad? Who is that man?"

"Ignore him Sophia.
He's a bad man who has a bad influence on children."

"Did he influence you?"

"God I hope not..."
But as you wished for that deeply you saw a glint from the corner of your eye.
"Hmmm?
DODGE!"

Quickly you raised your sword in the air in the hopes of stopping the incoming projectile.
To your shock the "bullet" penetrated both Basilisco, your Híerro, the wall behind you and pretty much everything else as well with little to no resistance.
As you look down at the cannon ball sized hole in your gut you spat out a mouthful of blood and heard Sophia cry out after you.

"M-Mend and Maim!"
Unleashing your sword you quickly mended your wound and returned to barking orders at the others.
"KEEP MOVING! DON'T GIVE THEM A CLEAR SHOT!"

"On it gramps!"

Hopping quickly from building to building the silver haired youth tries to close in on the sniper.
To his credit through sheer gut instinct he managed to dodge and weave between the bullets of the quincy as he closed the distance.
Once he could see the man with his naked eye Dante slowed down his frantic jumping, allowing the sniper to take an aimed shot.
Again he missed when Dante vanished into thin air and appeared on the same rooftop as the black man.

"Okay, it's one thing to be a coward but it's another to use invisible bullets!"
Dante taunted the man who turned around quickly.

As the quincy raised his rifle however its massive barrel fell to the ground and made a loud metallic noise.
Looking down he saw the damage done to his weapon and quickly began repairing it with nearby reishi.
"Impressive movements."

"Why thank you.
But I was just the distraction."

Hearing this the marksman turned around in a fit of panic.
There is no way someone managed to slip by his senses.
And indeed that was correct as he soon found the blade of the halfbreed pressed against his back.

"Made you look!"

Reaching for a ginto the black man threw it at the cheerful youngster and quickly cast a spell which caused it to erupt in a flash of light.
Using Hirenkyaku the quincy moved as far away from his assailant as he could while aiming at him.
But as Dante rubbed his eyes free of the blinding light he was once more ready to fight.

>He went in and attempted to kill the man
>He waited for others to join
>He entered into a sniping contest
>Other? (write-in)

>>2265979
>He entered into a sniping contest
And then everyone starting shooting their own ranged attacks too.
Shoot this fucker up.

>>2265979
>He entered into a sniping contest

>>2265979
>He entered into a sniping contest

>>2265979
>>He entered into a sniping contest

not what I expected but okay

Roll 3d10 then.
DC 20 Crit 22
Best of 3

>writing

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>>2265997

Supporting

Rolled 2, 7, 4 = 13 (3d10)

>>2266052

Rolled 8, 1, 2 = 11 (3d10)

>>2266052

Rolled 4, 7, 7 = 18 (3d10)

>>2266052

>>2266057
>>2266058
>>2266061

NOT ENUFF DAKKA!

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Damn, this nigga tough as fuck despite drastic outnumbering

>>2266064
Well he is the X and a part of the SS.
Meaning this guy could literally fill the role of a BBEG in many other series in terms of power

>>2266064
Nah this is just him and Dante getting into a dick measuring contest

>>2266063

We'll get him on the next go!

DERZ ALWAYZ A CHANCE FOR MORE DAKKA!

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>>2266069
Maybe. But he's still not even second best in this operation.
Also he's a nigger with the power to shoot people good and let other people's shots go right through him, he's basically the apex as far as nigs go. Cops can't ever hope to stop his thuggery

>>2266086
>I'm a level 99 negro
>I can do driveby's solo and rob you just by looking at your purse

>>2266090

As a fellow negro I'm betting money he's still weak against water attacks.

>>2266090
*Smacks lips*
AY HOL UP...
*Starts holy wars over dumb shit*
YOU TELLIN ME...
*Literally steals the entire seireitei by turning it into a quincy hood*
YWACH...
*Steals your bankai*
WUZ...
*Stabs the soul king*
KANGZ?

PRAISE YWACH