>>2240705

I claim the first post for Chaos

>>2240705
Sup.

>>2240709
And i claim the next post for it.

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>You're Susumu
>And you're not old...but you ARE a daddy.
>A sexy daddy.
>Strike a pose.

You, and a few other Clan Heads stare at Jiraiya like the guy just grew four more arms out of his face. If you just heard him right, he just told you that he was going off to find Tsunade...and he was bringing your little shithead nephew with him. "You're bringing...Sinchu?" Hiashi asks, tilting his head a bit in surprise. Goddammit, now you're agreeing with the Hyuga. Today sucks. Or does it?

Jiraiya frowns a bit, probably not expecting this reaction. "Yeah I'm takin' the kid with me."

"So are you just trying to fail at this mission or...?" You ask, leaning back in your seat as you sigh. God you wish you still had your hair, at least then you'd have something to pull on.

"Look, I know Sinchu's a complete and utter idiot," Jiraiya says, earning some murmurs of agreement from the others. Hiruzen frowns a bit before mumbling, probably something about Sinchu not being that bad. "But he's also got enough potential that it's pissing me off nobody's tried to unlock it."

"Hey, we've tried okay," You say, standing up and frowning. "The kid only cares about girls, booze, and that stupid fucking scooter of his."

"I thought the scooter was cool." Inoichi grumbles.

You roll your eyes. "After 18 years, he's made up his mind about what he wants to do. I still don't get how he managed to make ANBU." You say, turning to look at the Third a brief moment.

Hiruzen coughs. "He showed amazing skills, and was quite adamant about getting a job that paid more."

Jiraiya rubs his face, sighing. "Look, I get that you've all tried to fix the kid, but it's time to let the professional handle this." He leans forward, staring you right in the face. "Give me a couple weeks with Sinchu and I'll make him into a new man."

>How do you respond?

>>2240731
>Suit yourself then...

>>2240731

>"Takes one to help one huh?"

>>2240738
>Susumu "The Sanin Killer" Tetsu giving Jiraiya this much lip.

>>2240738
Support

>>2240731
>"That's impossible the boy never changed since..." Do not mention Sinchu and Otsuko's dad and how he killed a lot of Hyuuga's. "Fact is Jiraya-sama the boy has issues, issues that are not easy to solve heck i have a vague idea why he behaves like a idiot but, even if i'm his fanily he doesn't seem to even try or want to change.

>>2240744
Moon don't forget about Susumu's leg that got pierced by a cursed sword.

>>2240738
Supporting.

Alright then, 1d100 for burns
No DC, just higher the better.
>>2240749
Ohohoho, don't worry I ain't forgot.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2240754

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2240754

One cooked frog coming up

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2240754
check my 100

>>2240754
>Ohohoho, don't worry I ain't forgot.

Good. Because that sounds like something that could easily make him loose a leg by necrosis, or some other magical curse that doesn't allow the wound to heal

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2240754

Eh, decent burns, writing. Still need one more roll but whatever.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2240754

>>2240779

Would a 100 have caused Jiraya to have an existential crisis?

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>>2240789
>pic related

>>2240808

Man, whenever I got to hear that I felt the same feel as Jiraya

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>Flashback

"Fugakuuuuu! Joyooooo!" You call out, pushing aside some of your long white hair. Stuff's always getting in your eyes. You thought once you'd turned thirteen your Sensei would've stopped sending you and the others out on stupid cat retrieval missions, but she says they're good for you. That and she went to get drunk.

So now here you are, in the woods out near the bathhouses, looking for not only a stupid cat but your stupid teammates. "I swear Fugaku, if you went off to go make out with that girlfriend of yours again I'll-" You stop, pushing your way through some bushes until you find yourself at the back of the bathhouses.

The women's bathhouses.

You blinks, a small grin appearing on your face as you crawl forward, using your shinobi skills to keep out of sight till you can climb up the fence and peek over. "Oooohhhh man." You grin, noticing some really curvy babes. "This is so cool."

"What are you doing?" You nearly fall off the fence before you turn your head, seeing Jiraiya right beside you. When did he do that? "Spying on some naked girls huh? Unbelievable, is this what the next generations gonna' be like, senseless perverts."

You're about to usher an apology, but then you notice the camera in Jiraiya's hand, and the bit of dried blood on his nose. "...takes one to know one." You mutter back, causing the older shinobi to start smacking you. "Ow ow! Fuck this." You Tekkotsu up, grabbing Jiraiya's arm and putting him in a patented Tetsu lock....only for the two of your to fall over the fence and into the bathhouse.

With a loud crash you land in the water, scaring multiple women in the process. As you rush to the top, gasping for breath, you feel a tiny foot slam itself into your face. "Susumu Tetsu you big ol' pervert!" Tsume growls at you, her body wrapped up in a towel as she stands on the stone pathway. "You came here to spy on us didn't you!"

You spit out some water, glaring at the little girl. "Aw who'd wanna' spy on you, you smell like wet dog anyways!"

>Flashback over

"Takes one to know one." You say, causing Jiraiya frown again but nonetheless mutter a fuck you back. Weird how you remembered that day. Of course after the clawing Tsume gave you after wards it was kind of hard to forget. "So when are you heading out?"

"Today." Jiraiya says. "So if you've got anything you wanna' say to Sinchu before we leave, do it now."

>Do you?

>>2240821

>May as well go give him some nice words and all that shit

>>2240821
>Good luck, Knowing how Tsunade is, you'll fucking need it. Some advice, she loves booze and gambling. She's also shit at gambling. See ya when you get back home, eh?

>>2240838
Support

>>2240821
>Just tell him to not die

Right on, writing. Get ready to meet some pink haired vespa girls.

>. As you rush to the top, gasping for breath, you feel a tiny foot slam itself into your face. "Susumu Tetsu you big ol' pervert!" Tsume growls at you, her body wrapped up in a towel as she stands on the stone pathway

Hopefully Hanabi will have more luck in her crush with Taka.

>>2240845
>girls

What the two sisters are doing shopping?

You let out a sigh, standing up from your seat and starting to head out. "I'll go give the shithead some words of...I guess advice. He's gonna' need it if he's gonna' be around Tsunade."

"Ain't that the truth." Jiraiya says, rubbing the back of his head as he grins.

You head out, taking your time getting to Ichiraku's instead of just rushing over there. You wanted to take some time to think things over anyways. The whole thing with Tsume is a bit of a pickle. You've heard of two Clan Heads gettin' it on and producing heirs before, it's rare but it happens, and usually the smaller clan just gets absorbed into the larger one, or they become bodyguards for the larger one. You're not really sure which of those options you prefer. One option basically means the Tetsu Clan is done, while the other means...well you're not sure what it means. "Gah, why does everything have to be so fucking complicated." You ask yourself as you stop in front of Ichiraku's. Stepping inside you-

https://youtu.be/cFZYk0s1dVE?list=PL5PW5TdgaMATZV3Z3_zhsj3V-Mu6e3owr

"Ugh, rock music." You say. You blink. frowning. "I mean, awesome rock music." You're not old yet Susumu, not yet. In front of you is some pink haired girl, standing on the counter and wailing on a guitar of hers. You notice your dumb nephew is here as well, staring up at the girl with puppy dog eyes. Oh goddammit. "Sin-what the fuck?" You bump your foot against something, and looking down it looks like a miniature version of Guy laying passed out on the floor. A closer look and it's obvious it's actually that Lee kid. Is he...drunk? "Whatever, Sinchu!" You shout, getting your nephews attention finally.

"Eh? Oh, what's up old man." He says, staring down at the bowl of ramen. "Kind of in the middle of jamfest here sooo."

You walk over, grabbing him by the ear and dragging him out, much to his protest. "Shut up," You say once you're outside. "Jiraiya just stopped by the big clan head meeting today, and he's going out to find Tsunade of the Sanin," You stop, watching your nephew's unchanged expression. "And he's taking you with him."

"WHAT?!" Well, that got a response. "Why the fuck is he taking me? I thought Jiraiya-Sensei hated me!?"

"Apparently he sees something in you, I don't know how though considering how much bullshit comes out of your mouth." You say. You begin telling him what you know about Tsunade, mainly her insane strength and love of booze. "I'm serious, if you wouldn't do something to Suzu, don't do it to Tsunade."

"Yeah yeah." He says, rubbing his head in confusion. "Still can't believe he's taking me with him."

Hmmm, maybe your idiot nephew could use advice or words of encouragement...nah. "Alright, try not to get killed." You say, patting him on the back and heading off. Gotta' figure out what to do about the whole Tsume situation...

>Who you wanna' play as next? Sinchu, Taka, or Hiki?

>>2240877

Sinchu

>>2240877
Sinchu

>>2240877
>Hiki

>>2240877
Sinchu

>>2240877
>Sinchu

Sinchu it is. Now how's ol' Sinchu handling the news?

>>2240916

Confusion, joy, anger at Jiraya for making him lose his job, sadness, a whole range of emotions really

>>2240916
suddenly he realizes he can save face with jiraya if he gets his shit together. Also going to the compound and getting his travelling gear ready, but then he remembers he doeen't know how long the trip will take then he goes try to find Jiraya to get a briefing

>>2240916
Wants to stare at the elder haruno while the thought of why the sanin wants to bring him along gnaws at him.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2240920
1
>>2240922
2
>>2240929
3

>>2240929
>elder Haruno

Why would Sinchu stare as Sakura and Haruko's dad?

>>2240922

I can switch to this

>>2240929

Goddamn it this is what we need to STOP about Sinchu anon, I don't give a fuck about your pursue pink puss nonsense but this isn't the time man

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>You are Sinchu
>yeah...

"...what the fuck." You groan, crouching down in the middle of the street outside of Ichiraku's and raking your fingers through your hair. First Jiraiya gets your ass fired, then he wants to take you on a mission to find one of the Legendary Sanin? What's his game, is he trying to lull you into a sense of ease before he caps you like Ninja Old Yeller? Then again, maybe he feels bad for you, and he's bringing you to the biggest pair of tits in the world as an apology. "Heh." You drool a bit as you imagine standing face to chest with those huge jugs, the thought nearly knocking you over.

"Hey," You look back, seeing Haruko staring down at you with a pout on her face. "Thought you were gonna' stick around and listen to my solo." She says. Oh god those lips are so fucking hot, you could stare at her all day...but that's creepy.

"Apparently I've got a mission to deal with." You say, standing up and stretching. Gotta' show off the bod for this cutie. "Gotta' go with Jiraiya of the Sanin to find Tsunade of the Sanin." You say, sniffing a bit. "No big deal."

"Eh, if you say so." Haruko says, walking over to her vespa and staring her up. You kind of hoped she'd be more interested than she is. After putting on her goggles she shoots you some fingers gun, you firing off a pair right back at her. "Catch'ya around Sinchu, gotta' go bug my little sister about becoming a responsible shinobi." And with that, she rides off, popping a wheelie before somehow traveling up the side of a building and across the rooftops.

"God she's so fucking cool." You say, sighing.

"HEY SINCHU!" You fall over, the entire left side of your head ringing in pain as Karin and Naruto laugh at you. "We heard you were goin' on a mission with Jiraiya right?" Karin asks.

"Ack! My fucking ears! You little bastard brats!" You stand up, growling at them, ready to do bodily harm, before you stop. "Wait, how'd you hear about that, unless you two are just freakin' eavesdroppers."

Karin and Naruto grin at each other, before puffing their chests out proudly. "Because we're going along with you!"

...what?
>Huh?

>>2240965
>Sinchu.exe has stopped working
just stare blankly

>>2240965

>The only thing I gotta ask is why?

>>2240965
Makes sense. You two are one of the last Uzumaki's. Also Karin is my pupil so i need to keep a eye on her.

Don't mention the fox about Naruto. Did Karin's test got interrupted because of the Konoha crash?

>>2240975
Akatsuki. Naruto is the fox him being with Jiraya would be wonderfull. And now that Karin isn't going back to the grass i guess that makes her Sinchu's pupil?

>>2240965
>u w0t?

>>2240965
>No fucki-wha-how-wa-whyyyy??

>>2241024

I'll switch to this

Okay then, you said something caring about Karin.
1d100
DC 90 to make her blush and become tsundere.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2241034

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2241034

Let's see if I can do it

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2241034

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2241034

>>2241039
Of fucking course you can do it chaos!! Hell yeah!

>>2241041
>>2241042
>two 56's
What could this mean?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2241034

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2241039
Lets see if I can best it!

You made your student blush. Writing.

>>2241047

Sinchu hooks up with twins who love him?

>>2241053

Your faith in the Dark Gods is lacking child

>>2241047
Sinchu gets the Harem route

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"Makes sense," You say, stretching a bit. Goddamn you need to stretch more, it's like your whole body was a goddamn scrunchie or something. Also how do you know about scrunchies? "You two are like the last of the Uzumaki's, and Konoha just got pretty bad recently, Jiraiya's probably worried someone might come after you." You don't mention the Fox, as you're not entirely sure if Karin knows about that yet. Or rather, you're not sure if Naruto needs to know what Akatsuki's true plans are for his type. God, look at you being a cool adult. "Also Karin's my super cool pupil, so I gotta' look after her." You say, clapping Karin on the back.

"Th-thanks b-but whatever." She stutters, frowning and looking away from you. Shit, what'd you do now? Also does Karin have a cold or something? Whatever you can pick up some medicine on the way.

"Well, all I know is I'm super excited about that technique Jiraiya said he'd teach me." Naruto says, before Karin pokes him in the side of the head.

"He said he's teach US dummy, not just you."

"What technique did Jiraiya say he'd teach you guys?" You ask. You can't really think of anything right off the back, unless it's some perverted jutsu.

"Rasengan." They both answer.

Rasengan, that's!...."What is that one again?" You ask, scratching your head.

"It's a jutsu that lets the user create a swirling ball of chakra in their hand." You look up, seeing Jiraiya sitting on the edge of a rooftop above you. "Pretty deadly if used correctly, but it's also a good way to build up chakra control." The Sanin jumps down, landing in front of you three before nodding at you. "You three ready to go?"

"I gotta' stop at my house and get some things, I'll be right back!" Naruto shouts, rushing off to his house.

Karin just stares up at Jiraiya, shrugging. "I mean, I came to the Leaf for the exams, didn't have much to own to begin with anyways so..." She rubs the tip of her shoe into the dirt, crossing her arms as she looks away.

"Hmmm, that so." Jiraiya looks at you pointedly, then jerks his head at Karin.

What...what's he want you to do?

>For the sake of turning Sinchu into a responsible adult, I am giving you all choices as to what to do at certain times instead of just letting you have free reign. Operation: Turn Sinchu into a Not-Idiot is a go.
>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."
>B. "I'm sure Suzu has some old clothes she's still got lyin' around somewhere."
>C. Grin. "Hey Karin let's go shopping." Proceed to teach her about shoplifting.
>D. Give Karin some Ryo. "Go nuts."

>>2241106
>>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."

>>2241106

>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."

>>2241106
>>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."

>>2241106
>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."

A wins.

Get ready for SHOPPING!

>>2241106
>A

Although Suzu is a great sis and gal her clothing taste are a little bit to skimpy for a young girl.

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>>2241106
Rails? I'm outta here, bye.

>>2241133
Now for real, I hope this mean we wont get more "Go get ramen/bread" every fucking session.

>>2241142
If you don't realize this is a chance to make Sinchu grow as a person and get more connected with Karin and so making her less grumpy and damaged girl. I don't know what to say to you.

>>2240705
kys

"Uh," You blink, frowning a bit as you turn to Karin. "Say Karin, ya' wanna' go shoppin' real quick for some junk? I got plenty of money I can lend ya' if ya' want." You say, causing Jiraiya to nod his head in approval. Oh good, you didn't screw up...this is a new feeling for you.

"...I mean I guess." She says, not really looking at you. "Free money is free money."

"Nothing is free." You say, surprising her. "From picking pockets to manual labor, all of this Ryo I hold in my hand required some form of effort." You say, pulling out a fat stack of ryo from your pouch and showing it to Karin, who looks at you mystified.

Then a gust of wind blows by and sends all the bills scattered to the wind. "...TIME TO EARN THAT MONEY KARIN!" You shout, you and the little girl chasing after your money before some vagrant like Ko snatches it away.

---

A short time later, and many paper cuts, the two of you manage to collect of your money before heading to the shopping district. It's bustling about like usual, with plenty of guys selling roadside food and a couple girls from the club you frequent handing out flier. Maybe a quick hello would-NO! Focus Sinchu. Think of the children. "Alright so, here's some money," You hand Karin some bills, the little child looking at the money like it's literally gold. "Go find some stuff you like, and I'll meet you over at the ice cream stand in about twenty minutes, okay?"

"Okay." She says, heading off only to stop and turn around. "Uh, Sinchu?"

"Yeah?"

"...thanks."

You scratch your head, shrugging as the girl heads off and you are left to your own devices. Now that you think about it, her and Naruto probably don't get many presents, if any at all. Maybe you should get something for the two of them to show that you, urgh, care.

"Hey Sinchu, you comin' by the club tonight?" One of the hoes from the club asks you.

You stare at her, then turn 360 degrees and walk right past her. "Thinkin' of the children." You shout as you go by. Now to find something for those kids.

>Naruto
>A. Get him some cologne. He's a man now right?
>B. Money. Who doesn't need more of that?
>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(What?)
>D. Write-In(I'm trusting you)
>Karin
>A. A dress(You'll have to roll not to fuck this up)
>B. Money. Again, who doesn't need that?
>C. A poster of a hot guy. Aside from yourself, what are all the girls into these days you wonder?
>D. Write-in(Trusting you)

>>2241163
>>D. Write-In(I'm trusting you)
>>D. Write-in(Trusting you)
Are you bitter about something, Moon? Because the thing you should be trusting not to fuck up, isn't us, it's the dice.

>>2241172
>"Let's throw sand/shit at it!"

Yes, I'd say I'm bitter.

>>2241163
>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(Karin is a punchy girl right? Maybe something like a ninja arm protector so she can defend from normal weapons. Although i doubt it would work against wind release bullshit. Also she seems like a chain girl so get a kusarigama for her.)

>>2241163

>Naruto
>B

>Karin
>B

>>2241172

Nigger have you READ the Sinchu segments the way I have?

>>2241163
>Naruto
>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(What?)
nigga needs a tanto or some shit. Shank a nigga from up close.
>Karin
>D. Write-in(Trusting you)
Uzumakis are good at steals and shit, right? Get her some books on that shit and some supplies.

>>2241172
nigga, you have not SEEN the retarded shit Sinchu has done.

>>2241177
>>2241163
Oh also get a arm protecto for Naruto and a Tekken (knuckle duster)

Gonna' leave this open for a bit while I go to Wal-Mart real quick.

NEED OREGANO!

>>2241185
Support

>>2241176
Pocket Sand was a decent idea, in a situation where we're staring down Itachi, our options are headbutting him, stabbing him, or throwing sand at him and there's a 90% chance of aleady being in that stupid sharingan genjutsu anyways.

Just because the dice fell poorly, doesn't mean you should be bitter at the players. Though, I admit throwing shit was pretty dumb.

>>2241181
>>2241185
Sinchu hasn't done anything stupider then Jiraiya and his perversion, or Tsunade and her lust for alcohol and gambling.
Now we're not going to get any of the fun Sinchu shit, because Moon is bitter we're not playing him how he wants him played, even though who gives a fuck if Sinchu is raising fighting beetles or hanging out at the ramen shop or the red light district.

>>2241185
Naruto is more a punchy guy though. Give him a nekode or a Makibishi

>>2241208

Boyo, you're being a hyperautist about this. If you don't want a character to fucking GROW as a person then I suggest you kindly fuck off and never return to this, because you are going to kill the joy of seeing Sinchu grow.

>>2241229
There's nothing about this wanting the character to grow. This is about a set of rolls failing and Moon being bitter as fuck and forcing us to play Sinchu as some humorless fuck. Using Jiraiya as a fucking mouthpiece, no less.

If you want him to be more serious in combat, that's perfectly fine. But don't neuter the fucking character and everything fun about him while you're at it. Especially not in a setting like Naruto where every fucking ninja ranked jounin and up has some retarded fucking eccentric quirk.

Hell, if you think this is such a good idea, how about giving out actual reasons instead of screeching like a faggot and telling me to fuck off. Unless you don't have any and are just flailing your dick around like the limp faggot you are.

>>2241163
>>Naruto
>>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(What?) maybe a pair of claws or something
>>Karin
>B. Money. Again, who doesn't need that?
we've known her for way less time and I honestly can't think of anytihng else

>>2241229
If we keeped making stupid shit with Sinchu it would make me never vote to be him. Heck most of the times i don't even want to play as him.
>>2241163
Oh i got it!

>Naruto
>D. Write-In(Elemental paper to see what his chakra nature is)

>Karin
>D. Write-in(Elemental paper to see what her chakra nature is)

Come on Even Sakura has a release and inly our student don't have it?

>>2241240
>play Sinchu as some humorless fuck

And now i know you are either trolling or being stupid.

>>2241216
you sir, have a point.

changing the weapon vote here>>2241185
to a Nekode

>>2241208
it was a combination of those bad rolls and Sinchu never actually learning anything for if he failed. He kept being retarded. And now he's getting a kick in the pants.

>>2241243
Yo yo yo, this is good.

>>2241163
Chakra paper and money for both is good, right?

>>2241247
Nigger, go back and look at the choices here >>2241106, it's literally three trap options and the one Moon wants us to pick, which when we did had Jiraiya in character agreeing it was the right choice.

Hell, he straight up says the whole choices thing is because he didn't like how we play Sinchu and we're being punished because of that.

>>2241252
I'm fine with Sinchu getting a kick in the pants, but he never really learned anything for failing because most of the time it was off mission bullshit. He was pretty fucking on target when he had to do mission shit, or train the kids, or just survive.

>>2241240

Is your dad hitting you anon? Have you finally got a gf only to find her getting plugged in all her holes? Is this where the anger is coming from?

>>2241176
To be fair, if that had worked it would have looked so fucking cool and do that thing where you see the stupid move save the day, like when naruto reverse haremed the literal goddess of chakra. Though summoning jutsu spamming was pretty retarded though, I wish anons would remember you'll takr jutsus on the fly if they make sense to the character.

>>2241163
>Naruto
>C.
Naruto has wind nature right? Get him a replica of Uchiha's Gunbai. Put it in a scroll because that shit is big as fuck.
>Karin
This one >>2241185 seems good enough

>>2241163
>>Naruto
>>C.
>Naruto has wind nature right? Get him a replica of Uchiha's Gunbai. Put it in a scroll because that shit is big as fuck.
>>Karin
>This one >>2241185 seems good enough

>>2241272
Nah, man. Last night I fucked your mom, and she had such a dry, barren cunt it infuriated me.
But on the bright side, at least I understand why you're such a limp bitch all the time.

>>2241266
That's actually fair. But, just because we're now getting options doesn't mean Sinchu won't lose his humor. We can still write dialogue and shit, and I doubt Moon is just gonna discard all the shit Sinchu's gone through. While we don't have the pure freedom of writing in everything, I'd say that this does give direction to work in, like most quests.

>>2241272
Jesus, man. He's just having a disagreeance with what Moon's doing. Relax, my dude.

Alright, Nekode for Nart and Seal books and supplies for Karin.

roll me 2d100 real quick.
DC's are 78 for first and 75 for the second.

Rolled 61, 10 = 71 (2d100)

>>2241301

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2241301

Rolled 26, 86 = 112 (2d100)

>>2241301

>>2241277
We don't know somehow we failled to check our student chakra nature until now. Actually more we were afraid that using to much nature chakra would end up fucking up with then.

People forget that in the world if Naruto if you din't have a good chakra control you could easily use all of your chakra to create a sungle mud clone and die from it.

Naruto gets a advantage because of the nine tails chakra.

Rolled 50, 79 = 129 (2d100)

>>2241301

Rolled 29, 76 = 105 (2d100)

>>2241301

Rolled 47, 12 = 59 (2d100)

>>2241301
Shit, sorry

>>2241295
Man, I'd agree with you, if he didn't throw in the (I'm trusting you) after the write in option. This whole thing looks more and more that Sinchu is being railroaded into what Moon wants him to be, instead of the eccentric, perverted but skilled Ninja he should be.
It just makes me double salty that he's using Jiraiya as a mouthpiece for this.

Rolled 55, 44 = 99 (2d100)

>>2241301

Well, at least Karin gets her books. Writing.

Fuck it, you taught him Chakra Claws anyways.

>>2241307
>>2241311
>>2241312

I guess only Naruto liked our gift.

>>2241325
Wait Karin is a book nerd? Uh...

>>2241327
I think Karin was the second roll.

>>2241106
Sinchu isn't an idiot, you railroader, he's just really unlucky.

>>2241318
I think he just wants the character to not just be a walking meme and feel like a character, which I don't entirely disagree. With hiki, taka, susumu there's been fun and creative choices that have developed their character, whereas sinchu has just been having his flaws dialed up to 11 and just doing the same things over and over. It's retarded and taking a session to develop him more with qm choices for a bit to help anons develop a better mindset for the character seems appropriate. Just give it a chance and go along with it for a bit until we get back to open choice, that's all we ask anon

>>2241336
Yeah i'm just surprised. Guess Karin is Sinchu's pupil now.

>>2241344
It's fine we'll make it up to ramen bro.

>>2241325
>>2241332
https://youtu.be/9ozbSx7PCKE

>>2241343
Yeah but, just because he's a walking meme shouldn't stop him from being a great ninja, look at Guy, or the Sannin, or Kakashi.
I think that's why I'm so damn salty, we have a walking meme telling us to stop being a fucking walking meme in character on top of him taking shots at us out of character.

I think alot of it is because when he's not on mission, Sinchu seems to be extremely directionless. Karin legit becoming his pupil is probably the best thing for him right now, give him actual off-mission responsibility. I mean, just look at how well it worked out while he was training Naruto and Karin. We still had that Sinchu eccentric retardation, but it was focused into something productive.

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"A Nekode," You tell the weapons shop owner in front of you. Some old fuck who apparently doesn't clean his goddamn ears out since you've been arguing with him for the past five minutes. "A NEKO-DE."

"Eh, you want a cat?" He asks you, pulling out a alley cat from behind his counter, the angry beasts hissing at you. Wait are those kunai strapped to its back? "3000 Ryo, it's a good price sonny."

"NO! Not a fucking Neko, a Nekode!"

"Oooooh, why didn't you say so." The old man puts the cat away, rummaging around for a couple seconds before he stands back up...holding the same cat, now dressed up to look like the letter D. "Eh? What'cha think?"

You walk out, slamming the door behind you as you grumble. "Fuckin' swear to...urgh!" You stomp your way over to the ice cream stand, the books on sealing and the supplies needed for them in a little bag at your side. You managed to at least get something for Karin, for Naruto though...eh fuck it, you'll just teach him a stupidly cool jutsu...or get him some ramen.

You spot Karin already eating an ice cream bar, waving to you as you get closer to her. You peer a little, did she get some new glasses? "Hey Sinchu." Karin says, biting into her ice cream as you buy one. She looks down at the bag in your hands. "What's that?"

"Nothing, I'll tell you later." You say, paying for you ice cream and turning around just in time to see the girl reaching into your bag. You yank it back, much to her annoyance. "Eh eh eh, too slow."

"Hmmmph." She pouts, finishing her ice cream before tossing the stick into the trash. "Well, thanks to you I managed to get myself some spare clothes and...other stuff." She says, blushing.

"Porn?" You ask, earning a sharp jab from the girl right to the ribs. "Ouch." You rub your side as the two of you walk back to meet up with Jiraiya and Naruto. The later apparently having packed everything he owns into a goddamn giant bag which he strapped to his back. "Do you really need all that dude?" You ask.

"Sure do!" Naruto shouts back.

Karin walks over and begins talking with Naruto, while you walk over to Jiraiya. "So, did you get her what she needs?" The Sanin asks?

"I mean, I got her some clothes and..." You look back at Karin, then lean in closer to Jiraiya. "Got her some books and supplies on sealing."

Jiraiya grins. "Good, that'll give her something to do on her downtime. Now for the little bit of info I kept from you about the other reason we're out to find Tsunade." Oh great, there's more. "Your Clan Head, Susumu, he's cursed. Took a hit from Orochimaru's cursed blade during their fight. Right now it's nothing serious, but if we don't find someone who can remove that curse from him, he WILL die."

You frown, feeling anger take over you for a minute before you sigh. "So Tsunade can remove the curse then?"

"Not her, but someone in her area." Jiraiya reaches into his pocket, pulling out a photo...
>Cont

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>>2241362
"A man of extraordinary power, they say he can control life itself." You look down at the picture, frowning a bit at the cocky look this person is giving you, even if it's only in a photo. Jiraiya sighs. "If you want to save Susumu, that's the guy you need to convince."

"Wonderful." You say. So the only way to save your uncle, is by making a deal with the devil.

>END
>Hope you guys enjoyed
>Any questions?

>>2241375
OOOOH! Who the fuck is he? Is he the blood medic tetsu?

>>2241383
Got it in one.

>>2241375
>the fucking asshole tetsu
son of a bitch, god damn it moon.

>>2241375
He's known as the Tetsu-Go cuz of his fivehead.

>>2241375
I wonder if he's movie Tetsuo or manga Tetsuo.

>>2241607
I hope to God he's not a mix of both.

>>2241181
I don't think I could read anything the way you do and not have a stroke.

>>2241375
>tetsuo

welp, fuck this gay earth. been nice knowing you gents.

>>2241375
Oh tetsu no

We'll be having a session today in six hours.

>>2245216
Yay!

>>2245216
For once you actually announce it.

How does it feel to be such an expying cuck?I know how it feels. It feels good, doesn't it?

>>2245531
Quoting Susumu: "Takes one to know one."

>>2245216
>6 hours later
Rip KCQ, it was fun while it lasted.

>>2246153
Another Naruto quest bites the dust.

>>2246153
>>2246168
RIP Moonrunes. He was above average.

>>2246153
F

Sorry bros, went and saw Shape of Water and time ran over because a mom brought her kids in and complained so much the movie paused.

Give me ten minutes and we'll starrt.

>>2246333
>complained so much the movie paused.
I didn't know you could do that. I wish I had done that during TLJ.

Did you go with a girl? If not that's super duper ultra homosexually gay.

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>You are Hiki
>And you are now stuck between your older sister and cousin.
>Woe.

You remember the first time Susumu brought you with him to visit some of the forest animals. You liked the animals, they were friendly and didn't seem to care how silent you were most of the time, in fact some of them seemed to like it. You also remember coming across a very strange, and thrilling sight. You and Susumu had stopped at the river for some water, when a bear and a wolf had decided to come by as well. The two creatures, obviously enemies, began fighting one another right before your very eyes. There was so much blood and shouting.

You feel like you're about to see a recreation of that entire event right before your eyes as you watch Suzu and Atsuko fight each other. "This is bad." You say, watching as your older sister slams her fist into the concrete wall surrounding the compound, narrowly avoiding Atsuko's head. "This is very bad."

"HOLD STILL!" Suzu shouts, spinning around and taking a chunk of the concrete wall in her hands, tossing it at her agile foe.

"So that you can hit me? No Suzu, I'm afraid we're not all as stupid as you." Atsuko chides, bringing her blade out with insane quickness and slicing the chunk of concrete in half. "Besides, you're the one who refuses to let me leave."

"Because you were hitting Hiki!" Suzu shouts, dashing forward with a burst of speed and tackling Atsuko. "AHA!" Or rather, she tackles Atsuko's clothing. You and your sister both share a confused look as she looks behind her, seeing Atsuko standing there in her lacey black underwear, sword pointed to wards Suzu.

"Nice try, but you're not quick enough." Atsuko suddenly takes up a strange, almost elegant stance, before she shunshins forward and slashes at your sister. Thankfully Suzu turned her whole body into iron, so the only thing that got torn was her outfit. "Hmmph."

"Hmmph!" Suzu and Atsuko turn to wards each other, prepared to probably kill one another.

And all over you.

>What do here?

>>2246373

>Alright how about we just all calm the fuck down

>>2246373
>They won't /kill/ each other, let them fight it out unless it gets TOO serious

>>2246373
>Let the naked catfight continue. It's the only thing that might cheer us up after getting rejected by Anko.

>>2246373
>If I punch Atsuko does it make it even so we can stop this?

>>2246388
this

>>2246388
this

>>2246373
>De-escalate the situation before they get hurt.

>>2246388
Alright then. Gonna' need 2d100 for this.
First DC is 60, for your sis.
Second DC is 90, for Atsuko.(Failure on this means that she won't stand still)

Rolled 42, 21 = 63 (2d100)

>>2246403

Stand back and watch me do wonders

Rolled 29, 6 = 35 (2d100)

>>2246403

Rolled 35, 51 = 86 (2d100)

>>2246403
Watch my Sinchu roll.

Rolled 89, 47 = 136 (2d100)

>>2246403

Rolled 79, 26 = 105 (2d100)

>>2246403

Good news, Suzu is completely on board with this.
Bad news, Atsuko isn't going to make it easy for you.

>>2246426
It's a lot more fun if you just take the best of three.

>>2246429
Not how I run things.

>>2246429

Not really no, this is a breath of fresh air from best of threes

>>2246429
t. king of the fun police

>>2246432
You're too nice Moon, I can't understand how someone can be a QM and not get off on his players' suffering.

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"Ahem." You step between the two of them, causing your sister to dig her heels into the dirt and stop at the last second so that she doesn't slam her fist into your face. You're pretty sure you could've stopped it...maybe. Atsuko is more controlled, stopping her blade mere inches from you before frowning. "I believe I have a solution to the problem." You turn to your sister, ignoring Atsuko for the time being. "Suzu, you're mad that Atsuko was striking me, yes?"

"Mad is an understatement." She growls, pouting a bit as she glares at Atsuko.

You nod, turning to Atsuko, who's planted her sword tip into the ground and is leaning on it. "And Atsuko, Suzu won't let you leave because you struck me."

"I could leave anytime I wished, it's just fun to watch Suzu squirm." She says, grinning somewhat. You can feel the vibrations of Suzu's growling coming from behind you.

You nod, clapping your hands together. "Then the solution is simple. I will punch Atsuko, thus making everything even and square. Okay?"

"I'm fine with that." Suzu says, dropping her fists and grinning at Atsuko.

"I don't agree," Atsuko says. "Who just lets someone punch them in the face?"

"What's the matter Atsuko, scared?" Suzu teases.

"...fine. But he's going to have to earn it." Atsuko says, jumping back a few feet before crossing her arms. 'Well Hiki? Aren't you going to chase after me?"

>Oh shit son what do?
>Chase after your half naked cousin you fucking pervert?

>>2246471
hell yeah, gotta make things square so we can continue talking about things.

>>2246471

Autist Whisper jutsu and chase

>>2246471
>Chase after your half naked cousin you fucking pervert?
No, tell Suzu that Atsuko will get what's coming to her. When she least expects it.

>>2246471
>GIVE CHASE OF COURSE
>i gues it has been a long time since our last spar
>but the way why didnt you show up for my graduation ceremony?

>>2246471
>>Oh shit son what do?
Run Bennyhill.mp3

Right.
2d100
DC for both is 90.

Rolled 73, 58 = 131 (2d100)

>>2246531

Rolled 48, 35 = 83 (2d100)

>>2246531
RUUUN!

Rolled 67, 4 = 71 (2d100)

>>2246531

Rolled 92, 99 = 191 (2d100)

>>2246531
pls

Rolled 35, 18 = 53 (2d100)

>>2246531

Shit

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>>2246541
Bless you.

>>2246541
GG. Writing.

>>2246541
You win the thread.

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You stare at your cousin from across the compound, taking in her movements, her stance, even the slight dip in her chest as she breathes. If you had had to fight her right off the bat today, you'd have lost hands down. In fact, you'd still lose, but all you have to do right now is land a single, solitary punch on her.

And luckily for you, you have just the move to help you do it. "Storm Shroud Jutsu." You calmly state, electric chakra covering your whole body, causing your hair to spike up and your footsteps to crackle.

Atsuko, for her part, tries not to let her surprise show too much. "Hmmm, so this is the modified Chidori I'd heard about. So talented Hiki, you'd be such an asset to ROOT." Atsuko vanishes, shunshins away to behind you, the flat of her blade raised above you, ready to strike.

But then again you're already behind her before she even realizes it. "Bap." You strike out, the roughness of your knuckles bumping against the back of Atsuko's head and sending her flying, till she lands roughly in the dirt. Still, that momentary bit of shock is over, as she spins herself back into a standing position, blade raised up as she rubs the back of her head, a huge frown on her face. You let the Storm Shroud dissipate, returning to your normal form as you land softly on your feet. "There, now everything is fine."

Atsuko continues to frown, clutching the back of her head for a few moments longer before grunting and turning around. "You're going to run into a wall one of these days Hiki, and it's going to be something you can't punch your way out of."

"Then I'll kick it down." You say, watching your cousin go. You turn around to see Suzu smiling at you, eyes the size of saucers. "Did I do good?"

"You smacked her upside the head, that was more than good!" Suzu says, wrapping you up in a big hug and smooshing your face against her chest.

What a strange day.

>Hey what's Taka up to?

>>2246589

Being a good boy, figuring out some ways to make transferring Kin's consciousness into the puppet easier so she doesn't die or be a vegetable. And probably improving the puppet

>>2246589
Sensing a disturbance, like a whole organization crying out in frustration at once. Also being a good boy and helping kin adjust.

>>2246589
Getting to know a certain painter kid.

BRB gotta' make something to eat.

>>2246589
>>Hey what's Taka up to?
Hanging out with his bro, Radley.

>>2246644

I was going to ask who the fuck you were talking about, but then I remembered that Sai's around

>>2246589
Being a good boy and preparing to get kin integrated

Right on. Writing.

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>You are Taka
>And you're a good boy
"-nd over there is Shino, he's really into insects." You say, introducing Kin to all of your friends. You're such a lucky kid to have so many people you get along with.

"Hello." Shino says, waving to Kin for a moment. "Do not worry, I will make sure that no termites shall cause you harm." And then he chuckles a bit because...you assume he was making a joke?

"And, uh, beside Shino there is Ino, she's really smart, and she knows a lot about flowers." You explain.

"And pretty, don't forget pretty." Ino says, brushing some of her hair out of the way.

"And you already know Kiba." You say, finally introducing the Inuzuka boy.

Kin nods her head. "Yeah, I remember him." She frowns a bit, pretty lifelike you have to say, and leans in close before she whispers something into Kiba's ear. The boy turns pale, gulping slightly, before Kin leans away. "And make sure nobody ever finds out you did that, alright?"

"Y-yeah." Kiba says, drooping his head.

Huh, you wonder what that's about? Oh well. "So Kin, now that you've got a humanoid body again, is there anything specific you wanted to do? Maybe go for a swim? Or maybe see a movie?"

"I wanna' spar with someone." She says, catching you off guard. "I haven't had a chance to use any of my old skills in what feels like forever."

"O-oh, okay. Well uh..." You look over at the others, all of them shrugging at you, except for Shino who just stares. "Hmmm."

>Who should Kin spar with?

>>2246760
Us. We're a pretty good baseline for suckage.

>>2246760

Us, if it improves our skills then even better

>>2246760
us mostly because i trust the others to step in incase shit gets real

>>2246760
Even though Taka is worst boy I back these because he /is/ weak
>>2246768
>>2246772

>>2246779

>Taka is worst boy

Take that back you sinner

Rolled 59, 94, 88, 32, 90 = 363 (5d100)

Mmmkay, now I WAS gonna' have ya'll roll 2d100 for this, but since it's Taka himself, you'll be rolling against me.

Okay then fella's, all you have to do is beat these rolls.
1d100
Go.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2246798

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2246798

Well, shit

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2246798

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2246798

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2246798

>>2246821
So close

Welp.
Let's have some fun shall we?
Writing.

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>>2246821

>Off by fucking two

>>2246798
>>2246821
Beat all of them but one, and only lost by 2. That's not bad for someone who isn't actually a Ninja.

>>2246795
It's impossible to dislike Taka, I was joking.

I can't even imagine someone thinking he's not a good boy.

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"I'll do it." You say, surprising everyone here. You frown a teensy bit at that. "Hey, I'm not the same Taka I was a few months ago, I've been training and stuff." You clench your fist, trying to look determined. Judging by Kiba's laughter it doesn't come off nearly as cool as you'd hoped.

"Fine with me." Kin says. "I just need someone to help get the kinks out."

For some odd reason, you feel a butterfly in your stomach when she says that. "I promise to give it my very best Kin!" You say as the two of you move to the Inuzuka sparring grounds. Unsurprisingly, the whole thing looks like it's been taken over by dogs, as there's certain...presents from them littered all over the place.

"Oh god Kiba," Ino says, clenching her nose. "Does anyone in your clan clean up after themselves around here?"

"Hey, you'd be surprised how often a couple of dog turds can ward off assholes who want to shank ya'. That and it's good for the grass." Kiba says, crossing his arms.

"I'll have to bring my dung beetles over here later." Shino says.

You and Kin enter the circled off area, bowing to one another before taking a stance each. "Ready whenever you ar-" You don't get to finish that sentence, as Kin seemingly closes the distance between the two of you in the time it takes you to breathe. You duck under her first strike, but soon find yourself needing for air as she wraps her other arm around your neck, dragging you to the ground with her as she then wraps her legs around your waist.

"Hot damn." Kiba says, impressed. Well, at least somebody's happy.

"Was hoping for more of a challenge. Your body feels like all you do is sit on your ass all day." Kin says, sounding bored.

"Well," You choke out, trying to pry Kin's arm from your throat with little progress. "Actually I've only been training for a few months now."

Kin frowns. "Why? You don't strike me as the lazy type."

"Taka's been in the hospital most of his life," Ino answers for you. "He just recently got well enough to even train to become a ninja.

Kin frowns again. "Wait, are you not even a Genin?!" She releases her hold on you, allowing you to gasp for breath. "I wanted someone to spar with Taka, not a punching bag. Step out of the circle, I'll spar with one of the others."

"Heck, after seeing that I'm up for it." Kiba says, stepping forward.

>Do you move aside, or keep going?
>You pussy.

>>2246884
That was a bit rough for only losing by 2. Keep going. We won't get better without struggle.

>>2246884

Keep going

>You pussy

Sure thing dick

>>2246884
You guys wanted this, now lets go all the way until the end. We might be able to pull a Takeshi or bullshit our way with ying-yang release.

>>2246884
>Keep going
Taka may be weak, but he's not the failure one.

Rolled 35, 71, 29, 45, 76 = 256 (5d100)

Alright then, same as before, beat these rolls.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2246929

Dark Gods grant me good rolls this session

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2246929
Beat a 76? Easy peasy.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2246929

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2246929
Do it for her Taka!

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2246929

Nnnnnnnnnnope.

You know, all our rolls have been dog shit except for the Atsuko rolls

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>>2246939
>>2246937
>>2246935
>>2246934
>>2246933
>>2246821
>>2246818
>>2246816
>>2246811
>>2246804
>>2246835
>>2246947
Ah, this is it. This is that perfect feeling of despair.

"N-no!" You shout, pushing yourself back up till you're standing again. You don't want things to end like this, you've been training for so long that you have to have made some progress. "I can still keep going."

"It's not a matter of whether you can keep going or not man." Kiba says. "Look, being able to stand back up after takin' a whoopin' is cool and all, but Kin wants someone who can actually give her a challenge."

You frown, but don't move an inch. Behind you Kiba lets out an exasperated sigh before he walks out of the circle, leaving you and a frowning Kin. "It's just going to end up being the same as last time." She says as she approaches you.

"We'll see." You jump back a bit, creating some space between the two of you as you reach into your pouch, pulling out some smoke bombs. If you can mess with her line of sight you can.

"Too slow." Kin says, rushing to wards you and grabbing both of your hands by the wrists. "This isn't anything personal, I just wanna' spar with someone who can actually fight." You stare in confusion as Kin looks at you, then slams her forehead against yours. The last thing you see before darkness takes you is the disappointed look in her eyes.

And the reflection of your own defeat as well.
>END
>Hope ya'll enjoyed
>Any questions?
>Short thread because shit happened.

>>2246967

We just gotta beef up Taka is all

>>2246978
Thanks for running anyway.

Taka feels like Takeshi, but without any of the badassness.

>>2246978

We can make Taka better at fighting right? We can improve him more right? You're not going to give high as fuck DCs so the good boy can achieve his dream because you could have a heart right?

>>2246992

Just wait until he gets stronger boyo

>>2246978
Well shit. Expected someone going from human to dog to puppet to have some more hangups. Also was hoping for a longer session. Guess me and Take are both disappointed.

>>2247026
Yeah, these shorter sessions have been really blue-balling me.

>>2247040
I'm not even mad at Moon. I just like it so much. And with mini and wargle dead again I'm not getting my fix.

>>2247067
Laze is back, with watersports!

>>2247012
Even then I doubt he'll be as cool as Takeshi.

So uh not saying we bring it up, but who does Kin belong to now?

>>2247093
Yea but it isn't nart or bort as far as I know.

Is it weird I dropped Naruto after the sasuke/nart fight after the chunin exams but absolutely love the quests?

>>2247109
>Is it weird I dropped Naruto after the sasuke/nart fight after the chunin exams but absolutely love the quests?
Yeah, kinda. Though most of them don't make it to Shippuden anyway.

Made in Abyss is a great show though, with wonderful "plot" and deep "lore".

>>2247125
I've actually been meaning to check that out.

I think it's that I really liked the idea of like a ninja school but then I got some jackass in an orange jumper. And not enough shikimaru.

>>2247152
I would recommend Made in Abyss.

Especially if you're a lolicon.

But /especially/ if you're a shotacon.

But ESPECIALLY if you're into traps.

But /ESPECIALLY/ if you're a furry.

But double triple /ESPECIALLY/ if you're a shotacon furry who's into traps.

>>2247170
Well got damn I'm actually into [spoilet] none of those [/spoiler]

>>2247191
Well fuck me and phone posting.

>>2247191
>I'm actually into none of those
What are you, some kind of faggot?

It's good though, worth the read, especially if you're into watersports! But it's a good series, I would still recommend it though, unless you don't like series with lots of suffering.

>>2247197
I would still recommend it though, unless you don't like series with lots of suffering.

Most everything I watch lately has suffering.

>>2247203
Everything I watched in 2017 had suffering. Including MiA.

Go watch it right now. Get on out of here, get.

>>2247209
Fine. I just watched Justice league and Logan but I guess I'm up for more suffering.

On a scale from angel beats to grave of fireflies where does it land?

>>2247215
It's not as bad as Angel Beats, I would say.

But Angel Beats hit me in a really special place that Made in Abyss didn't get to, so I might be biased.

>>2247231
I absolutely love angel beats. To the point where I don't acknowledge the ending where he doesn't get reincarnated and stays at the school. That's too sad.

>>2247239
>he doesn't get reincarnated and stays at the school
There's an after credits scene. You know that right?

>>2247259
I never watched that episode out of autistic principal. So no. Does it get better?

>>2247271
All I'll say is that with the after credits scene it isn't a Gainax ending.

>>2247307
But is it better than the base ending? The base ending with them meeting up was so good.

I just figured that if we really go the sensei route with Sinchu we can have our team be composed of Kin, Karin and Taka.

>>2248264
I see karin and taka being likely, but we can't be sure what the village heads choose to do with kin. She was a genin of an enemy village that tried to destroy the village, itd make sense to have some reservations about making her a leaf shinobi unless she has something worth considering. Still, I think sinchu would make a great jounin instructor so I'm all for teaching route.

>>2248612
Dunno if she can be a leaf ninja. She certanly won't have any love for Orochimaru. At least get her a nice place in the Tetsu compound. Since Taka was the one to fix her up. Also if kin can't be a shinobi she can always be Taka's puppet.

>>2248264
>our team be composed of Kin, Karin and Taka.
So you want to fail? There's no fun in that.

Hahaha, time for Taka to begin his walk down the path of RADness!

>>2248915
Taka should up his sealing and jursu then he will start using water dragon or any jutsu in general with only one hand seal.

>>2248639
They would only fail if Sinchu didn't trainned then the right way.

LISTEN UP!
Session will be an hour and a half from now.

>>2249908
Why do you run so late? Do you want to hurt me Moon?

>>2249912

The answer is simple, because you touch yourself at night

>>2249912
Anon, what time does the Moon come out?
>>2249926
Also this.

>>2249931
Like half past four in the afternoon.

You know what fuck it, we're running now.

Get ready bitches.

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>You are Sinchu Tetsu
>And you're an adult.


Three days ago you, Jiraiya, and two really cool kids set out on a journey to find Tsunade, one of the legendary Sanin, and also the woman with the biggest tits in the world. Jiraiya picked you, probably in an attempt to murder you and hide your body out in the woods, but also probably because he wanted you to stop being a no good idiot. Of course if 18 years of Susumu nagging at you couldn't do it, you don't anything could. "Goddamn I an really self-deprecating tonight." You mumble, chewing into a bite of roasted...something. You assume it's a opossum.

"Good, if you're too full of yourself then you just become a giant asshole." Jiraiya says, writing some stuff down in his little notebook. You wonder if it's ideas for a new Icha Icha. "That or you'll end up like Orochimaru."

"I think I'd have to have a severe fetish for snakes and little children before that happens." You joke, leaning back on the log you were sitting on and looking up at the night sky. Out of the corner of your eye you can see Karin and Naruto nuzzled up in their sleeping bags, both of them snoring like goddamn bears. "How can something so small sound so loud."

"Miracle of life, that and their hormones." Jiraiya closes his book stashing it away inside his shirt before he turns to face you. "So, something I've been meaning to ask you, and I need you to be honest with me here." He says, staring at you all serious and shit. "If we don't manage to find or convince Ironblood-"

"Such a stupid name." You grumble.

"-if we don't manage to find or convince him," Jiraiya continues. "What are you gonna' do?"

"What do you mean?" You ask, confused.

"I mean, your uncle Susumu is most likely going to end up dead because of the curse eating away at him. I know you two act like you don't get along, but that's a serious emotional time bomb waiting to happen if you ask me."

Hmmm. You frown a bit, realizing that you haven't really put much thought into what might happen if Susumu does die. You suppose you'd feel...

>What?
>Trusting you here guys.

>>2250038
Yay! I hope we get to play Suzu for once!

I can't remember who all we've played. How did you even manage success with multiple MCs?

>>2250076

Sad, this is our uncle for fuck's sake what else would we be?

>>2250088
Susumu, Taka, Hiki, and Sinchu are the MC's, and they're pretty easy to handle.
If you want to play as Suzu, one of them has to die though.

>>2250091
>one of them has to die though.
Well that's imminent anyway. I thought those were the only ones we played but I thought there might have been one/two-offs as others.

>>2250076
>Carry on, it will be tough at first, but this is something the Tetsu have always dealt with. That ninja have always dealt with. He'll certainly be missed though.

>>2250076
>Sad and lonely. That's one less person in the compound, one less voice in the family. He's been on my ass for years, but he's Tetsu. We've gotta stick together, what little band we are.

Sad it is, writing.

Seems to be a bit slow tonight, hopefully we can pick up.

"Seriously? I mean, I'd be sad, who wouldn't be if they lost their uncle?" You admit, chewing into the roasted meat once again, savoring the taste before swallowing. "I know me and the old man don't get along that well, but that doesn't mean I'm just going to act like his death isn't a big deal. He's the clan head."

"And if he wasn't, would you still feel saddened by his loss." Jiraiya asks you, watching you like a hawk.

You roll your eyes. "Yes, a thousand times yes man. He's family, he's clan, I'm gonna' be real fuckin' depressed if we don't manage to convince Ironblood to actually fix him. But," you say, emphasis and all. "That won't happen, because I'll force the fucker to help even if I have to break every bone in his little crazy body."

Jiraiya nods. "Tell me more about Ironblood, stuff that you remember at least."

"Shit, where to begin," You say, thinking back to all the weird shit he used to do. "I remember one time, when I was like five, I came home and it was raining, and right there in the middle of the compound was Ironblood, covered, and I mean covered in blood, with Susumu and everybody yelling at him, not to mention there was this sack on the ground at his feet." You shake a little, remembering the stench above all else. "But I guess the first time I really realized exactly what he was, was when I walked in on him doing...something to this animal."

"What do you mean, something?" Jiraiya asks.

"I mean something, that's the best way I can describe it. All I can remember is the animal, it was alive right? But it shouldn't have been. What he was doing to it, no creature should still be able to live after, or even during that." You frown. Remember one last thing. "Then there's the day he finally got expelled from the clan." You sit up, staring at Jiraiya. "He did something to Hiki, we're still not sure what, we just..." You frown again, bringing your knees closer to your chest. "You know how Hiki acts, right? Like he's not really...all there sometimes, or he doesn't catch on as quickly? That's not what he was like when he was little. He used to be like normal kids, he's smile and laugh and stuff, hell he and Taka were literally impossible to tell apart. But then, Ironblood did something to him."

Jiraiya takes a deep breath, massaging the sides of his head as he shakes it. "So basically he's Orochimaru 2.0 then."

"That's putting it lightly." You say, then the sound of rustling comes from behind you, and you jump up immediately, Tekkotsu your whole body as you stare at the shaking forest. "Someone's coming."

"I know." Jiraiya says, moving over to wards Naruto and Karin's sleeping forms. "Get ready."

>1d5
>Taking third roll.
>1. Old Beggar Woman
>2. A bat
>3. Bandits
>4. Wendigo(s)
>5. Nothing

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2250203

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2250203

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2250203

>Wendigos

Oh...oh fuck

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2250203
>1. Old Beggar Woman
Behelits ruin Naruto Quests, fag.

Good thing the third roll will be three or higher.