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Alright, here's the 411, some gangsta just walked in and started dissing your fly girl! What are you gonna do about it, eh?

>A, Give 'em one of these.

>B, Run away like a bitch.

>C, Let your fly girl get dissed.

>D, Other.
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>>2233134
>>A, Give 'em one of these.
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>>2233136
You start with a...

>A, Beat.

>B, Foot shuffle.

>C, Shut gun blasts.

>D, Arm rotations.
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>>2233140

>A, Beat.
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>>2233140

>A, Beat.
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>>2233140
>A, Beat.
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>>2233207
>>2233210
>>2233214
You slam down on the play button to get your beat mix rock'n. You can already feel the moves coming on. The gangster is stunned and your fly girl is looking good.

>A, Foot shuffle

>B, Shut gun blasts

>C, Arm rotations

>D, Moon walking.
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>>2233246
>A, Foot shuffle
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>>2233246
>A, Foot shuffle
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>>2233246
>A, Foot shuffle
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>>2233271
>>2233265
>>2233262
Your feet are moving before you even realize it. The gangsta is getting nervous. Your fly girl is getting wet.
>A,Shut gun blasts

>B,Arm rotations.

>C,Moon walking.

>D, Arm thrusts.
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>>2233279
>C, Moon walking
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>>2233279
>C, Moon walking
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>>2233317
>>2233295
Your shuffle has evolved into a perpetual motion machine! Your flygirl and the gangsta have disappeared into a swarm of colors.

>A, Stop your jive, it's gone too far!

>B, Push through your going to break the limits!

>C, Arm rotations.

>D, Shut gun blasts.
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>>2233323
>C, Arm rotations.
We DGAF about the universe. There's only dancing now.
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>>2233323
>Arm rotations
We have seen life beyond the gansta and the flygirl, and it is beautiful.
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>>2233330
>>2233335
Your mind transcends the infinite. Everything is revealed to you!

>A, Spin.

>B, Shut gun.

>C. Back flip.

>D, Cartwheel.
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>>2233342
>C, Back flip
Flip into a new plane of understanding unknown to any creature before us.
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>>2233342
We're reaching iq levels that shouldn't be possible
>C, Back flip
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>>2233345
>>2233364
Your back flip takes you careening through alternate realities and the sum total knowledge of alien existences collapse into your mind like a black hole.

>A, Stick the landing.

>B, Keep flipping.

>C, Shut gun.

>D, Land and crouch.
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>>2233372
>D, Land and crouch.
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>>2233372
>D, Land and crouch
Reach the metaphorical ground as your body gains an extra dimension.
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>>2233379
>>2233382
Your mind has achieved singularity. You are everything and everything is you. You are finally prepared as you come back to the mortal world.

>A, Shut gun.

>B, Cosmic shut gun.

>C, There is no shut gun.

>D, Raise your empty hands as if you held a shut gun.
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>>2233393
>A
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>D
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>>2233396
We have seen all possibility.

I side with this ascended mind, and their choice.
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>>2233400
>>2233396
Your thoughts have created the absolute certitude of the gangstas death. He doesn't so much die as cease to exist in front of you. Thereby removing the dis he would have sent your fly girl if he had ever existed in the first place.
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>>2233393
Coalesce all possible future realities into this one

And release all possibilities unto ye gangster
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>>2233413
Despite making him cease to exist you recreate him to have a host of your alternate selves murder him again for your amusement.
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>>2233419
Create fly girl infinte
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>>2233422
Your Fly Girl has been ascended with you. You now have a cosmic Fly Girl.
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With nothing left to do you and your fly girl dance for the rest of eternity. They say your dance is what prevent the entropic death of all existence to this very day.
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>>2233429
Give her one of these
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>>2233434
Whoa

This was way more entertaining than i thought

So deep too
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>>2233434
>>2233442
>>2233134
>>2233140
>>2233246
>>2233279
>>2233323
>>2233342
>>2233372
>>2233393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk2eUGISZpk

We never saw it coming.
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Bravo OP, this truly was a beautiful experience.
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A standing ovation for OP! Someone archive this.
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>>2233442
>>2233522
>>2233553
>>2234521
The road to ascension is paved in funk.
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>>2235150
This was truly a quest that surpassed all other quests
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OP
Anons

/qst/ is the last bastion of 4chan

you have proved it

screencaps will be made
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Nice work OP
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>>2253020
Where /tg/ is failing, /co/ is deteriorating, /a/ and /v/ are..../a/ and /v/, /pol/ is no longer funny, /b/ is an autistic, cumstained shell of its former self, and so on, /qst/ is where the more creative shit untouched by mods is starting to come out....I legitimately did not see that happening.
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>>2254850
/tg/ thought a containment board would kill us.

They were wrong.




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