>>2225519
You decided to purchase the mech.

>You now have a Blyat-Class Dwarven Mech. It requires mechanical skill to operate.
>Armaments: Lava cannon, Enchanted Hammer, Dwarven Artillery (dual barrel)
Ammo: 100%
Fuel: 100%
Armor (Dwarven): 100% (200%)
Capable pilots: Seirye

The Dwarf nods and hands you a bill for 4 of your kegs. You have 1 barrel of elven wine remaining. The dwarf shows you over to one that appears new.

Seirye appears to be able to drive the simple controls. It also has a very outdated radio you can speak through.

"Iv you got orc guns ve can install em vor vree. Mech sales very rare, you see." Anton states.

>Install orc guns to Blyat-class mech?

The mech fires up with a burst of black exhaust.

"What fuel does this use?"

"Is a magma reactor. Fuel is magma gun ammo. Use hammer, get stones, put inside tank. Melts em." Anton explains.
Well, at least fuel isn't an issue, but it will run out of ammo.

>What do you do?

>>2225532
Ask the dwarf if he has any trade goods we can purchase for the last keg, see if we can trade masterwork rock crafts for wood and caged tigers and stuff from the elves

>>2225532
>>Install orc guns to Blyat-class mech?
Why not?


>>2225543
This is a good idea. Earn some more cash, up our supplies.

>>2225532

>install the guns

>make sure to thank dorf for his time

>>2225532
I mean we just need rocks right?

Besides it already had a hammer for making them manageable size.

>>2225532
Also

> Let Seirye choose how to paint the mech

Give her some agency without real responsibility to start. Also make the mecha more "hers".

We should also help her go shopping for clothes.

>>2225532
>Install orc guns to Blyat-class mech
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>>2225797

>>2225543
>>2225553
>>2225584
>>2226020
>>2225797
You thank Anton and have him install the orc weapons to your new mech. Anton admits this will take a bit of time.

With the amount of time you have to spare, you decide to barter with the barrel, looking for trade deals.

"Vine vrom elves is good drink, yes, and so is dvarv beer. Can trade you vour kegs beer vor vine."

"Four kegs?"

"Yes. Cheap here, but not so much out there. You cut out shipping fee, I give you more barrels. Is good deal."

You pause, "Come to think of it, you mentioned me being swindled..."

"No, no. I have reputation to keep. Bad dockmasters vired iv not trustworthy. Then I have no job. Cannot veed vamily then. Mech sale gives good amount to me."

"Then why don't you sell those mechs to the orcs?"

"Ah, Orcs not buyers. Vormer raiders, now building country. Very pridevul. Von't buy." Ah, interesting. If they had regular trading partners, you'd imagine this bleak city might start thriving. However, you have no way to fix that. You agree to trade the wine for a mix of dwarven trade goods, netting 2 barrels of beer, a crate of some swords, and a chainmail shirt.

The trade deal is all the time you need in order to get the weapons installed.
>Orc Clustershot added to the Blyat-Class. This is a close-range, high damage gun, giving the Blyat a mid-range attack.

As Seirye prepares to lower into the mech, you offer her a proposal.

"How about you choose how to color the mech?"

The elf blinks back, "But... Olive drab is decent camo. I could do a forest scheme, but... Well, it's not like we can paint it here... Mast- erm, Alex, is the anything more you wanted to do, or should we continiue to the unknown lands?"

Well, it seems you've completed a good trade with the dwarves, although you never got to taste the wine. Oh well. The unknown lands await.

>What do you do?

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>>2229705
forgot the damn image again

>>2229705
>>>2225543
Get food...or buy some..and water...LOTS OF WATER...
>water

>>2229707
Onwards to adventure!

>>2229719

our mechs cargo baay still has rations

>>2229725
this

>>2229705
> Buy supplies

> Ask if Seirye wants any clothing or to customize the cockpit inside. It's her mech now, there are many like it but this one is hers.

>>2229740
Does it have bedding for 3?

>>2229740
>>2229800
Support

>>2229804
I believe we bought some so that we could all sleep in our mech.

Rolled 5, 60 + 3 = 68 (2d100 + 3)

>>2229719
>>2229800
>>2229840
Despite the need to resolve this curse, you decide to use your funds to buy supplies.

>You have 13 gold and 70 silver pieces

You decide to go to the shopping district while Seirye is moving the new mech to the docks. The random dwarves seem to ignore you.

>Roll a d100 against mine.

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>>2229927
Fucking... I put the picture on that post. I know I did. Anyhow, here it is.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2229927

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2229927

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2229927

>>2229931
Can we buy a haircut too?

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>>2229938
WHY YES

>>2229941
ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>2229935
Very nice

Do we need anything else other than supplies?

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>>2229949
>I'm already drawing.

>>2229958
Btw, who is that character you've been posting faces of?
Whoever he/she/it is, the expressions are not very reassuring.

>>2229963

some abbysal shipgirl form kantia collection. and if youve been in QMS discord you will know this so gonig to end badly.

>>2229958
Flat-top military cut.

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>>2229935
>>2229936
>>2229937
>>2229938
>2 passes, 1 fail.
> -1 san

You head to the shopping district, looking for food, drink, and maybe a haircut. Supplies for the road. You browse many different exotic and familiar foods, but at some point, things seem to blur.

The next moment, you've got a bag of food, you hair is done up differently, and you are holding an elegant dress.

You also are down 3 gold and 60 silver.

>10 gold, 10 silver remaining.

Blinking and confused about what the hell just happened, and how your consciousness lapsed briefly, perhaps it would be a good idea to be rid of this curse sooner.

>What do you do?

>>2229999
lets head out

>>2229999

trip + quad confirms OP trying to railraod us to remove loli.

>>2229999
Well, we can work with this. Maybe.
For now let's just return. I liked the straight hair better though. Maybe a ponytail would have been a better option.
I hope the hairstyle won't interfere with wearing the helmet.

Oh and also
>dem digits

>>2229999
Move out.

>>2229999
Let's transform and roll out.

>>2229999
lets go get our D back

>>2229999
Fuck it. Shaved head.

>>2230012
>can always undo it...

>>2230002
>>2230012
>>2230013
>>2230014
>>2230022
You put your supplies inside the mech, Hilda looks at the dress any your hair a moment.

"Don't say a word." You warn before climbing up into the cockpit. Bidding farewell and thanks to Anton, you set off, Newt and Blyat as a convoy. You leave the dwarven city without incisdent and proceed up the river.

It's boring. Every now and then you can spot a dragon in the distance, but it never comes near. You continue upwards as snow becomes prevalent on the pass... Finally, you reach sight of the glacier.

...And you hear a ping... multiple pings. You listen in.

"...re--at... Co----tion mech str--er-cla-s -uffer--- heav- da---ge. Pil-t s-at-- un--ow-. Re--at..." It's a looping automated message used by coalition forces to call in rescue. it seems the broadcasting system was damaged, these things are supposed to be long-range and crystal clear.

Another ping, though... is far more stable... if faint.

It's a female voice, but clearly synthesized, "Attention. This is an emergency message from a Core World warship. Rescue is necessary to preserve the lives of crew and captain. The Core Worlds will offer a bounty for each member of personnel returned safely. Systems are deteriorating and supplies are low. Please hurry. Message repeats. Attention!"

No way. Nooooo way. There's a warship from the Core Worlds here?! The sort of things inside... Even if the crew is alive, Core tech is so advanced, the Federation was still trying to reach tech they made thousands of years ago.

...Tech that could get your body back, come to think of it. You can't help but feel giddy, the urge to bounce in glee in the pilot seat is overwhelming...

Wait, let's not do that.

You reach the glacier top and see a white field of snow and ice... and in the distance, the silhouette of destroyed machinery.

>What do you do?

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>>2230096
I swear I put this in, but...

>>2230096

PLOT HOOK. lets follow it

>>2230096
IGNORE.

>>2230096
Adventure Ho!

>>2230096
We have to. On to death.

>>2230096
We're obligated to rescue those in distress. We might no longer be in the Federation, but the Federation is still in us.

Onward, Ho!

>>2230096
I'd say we gor for the federation distress signal first, then go for the core worlds ship if possible.
Of course if things get hairy we bail out.

Can we have our witch cast the disguise spell on us so we look like our old self? I don't think the space ship folks will take a loli as seriously as our old adult self. We don't know how much the space ship folk know of this super high tech magic larper world. They might think we are just an actual child.

>>2230187
Fucking fetish idea ruining a good plot hook

>>2230180
this sounds good
>>2230273
nigga calm your ass, we're getting our D back
and we should've rolled better
and we should'nt have made a deal with a sewer witch

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2230108
>>2230132
>>2230135
>>2230175
>>2230180
You move towards the wreck, the clear source of the signal. It appears to be a Coalition Striker-class. A jump-jet mech, the striker was designed for air support, since the Coalition relied on air drop assaults to break siege, as opposed to the Federation's reinforcement and heavy guns.

As you draw near, you can tell the armor is torn up. It's an earlier alloy mix, but still alarming to see it shredded. The cockpit is shattered too...

Mirna's name is along the side too. Sadly, this mech appears to be too heavily damaged to salvage any of the weaponry... in fact, it's used up.

What happened to this mech? What destroyed it?

>roll 1d100

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2231271

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2231271

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2231271

>>2231271
We should still tow it back to the dwarfs and work with Turing the scrap into and upgrade for the Blyat class mech.

Also note: This seems to be the kind of thing to be cautious of since by all accounts this mech was better than ours. Probably got dragon rocked.

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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2231284
>>2231305
>>2231341
Your sensors pick it up as it approaches, seismic activity. From the ground bursts dozens of small wormlike creatures. Too small to damage the mech, but if you were on the ground...

Then it shows up. You assume it's over a thousand feet long, the gaping maw big enough to clamp down on a mech. A massive version of the worms below.

Fortunately, your sensors allowed you to notice and move from its target. As it coils above the sheet of ice, surprise attack foiled, you have first strike.

>What do you do? (If attacking, select weapon, roll to hit)

>>2231706
>Earlier alloy mix
Your mech is better, coming into practice decades after Mirna's.

Hers just had jump-jets.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2231737
>Dwarven Artillery
Why not try out the new guns?

>>2231773
Fuck with a roll like this, supporting.

>>2231773

>>2231737
>>2231756
Oh I thought it was lost tech.

Anyways why fire one gun when we can shoot ALL THE guns.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2231737

>>2231793
I have no idea how combat works! \o/

>>2231801
I just wing it and roll.

But remember. There is no such thing as overkill. Only "Open Fire" and "Reload".

Also known as the five rounds rapid plan. If five rounds doesn't drop a monster then it's probably no good shooting it.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2231737
Shot it
Fore everything

>>2231836
You okay there bud?

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2231836
>>2231797
>>2231801
>You use your ability to fire everything. next mech combat round will be skipped for the newt.

You decide to fill the worm full of daylight, aiming everything at the worm and shooting. The railgun shot punches through the thick hide. Fat and blesh are blown off in chunks from the cruise missiles, and your heavy guns pour into the creature...

An unearthly shriek resounds from the worm. It's still alive. It decides to lunge at the newt.

>roll 1d100+20 (Ace dodge bonus)

Rolled 30 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2231954

Rolled 74 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2231954
Eat shit space aids.

Rolled 41 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2231954

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2231954

Rolled 12 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2231954
EVADE EVADE EVADE

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2231962
>>2231965
>>2231988
>>2232001
>>2232023
You pull back your mech as the worm slams into the ground beside you, gaping wounds visible. With all your weapons cycling, though, yo can't take advantage, but Seirye can.

Up this close, the orc clustershot does a nasty blow, but the worm doesn't seem to be near death at all...No, it decides to attack once more! You manage to pull back just in time, entirely evading the attack.

You cannot attack.

>roll a d100

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2232061

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>2232061
I INVOKE THE STRENGTH OF MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! Hear my plea!

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2232061
What's our elf doing?

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>>2232073
figuring out the fire controls.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2232061

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>>2232069
>>2232070
>>2232073
"Seirye, status?" You ask on the radio. The scrambling can be heard.

"I-i'm sorry I'm not a pilot, I'm a mechanic... Oh gods, where is the right weapon?!" You hear something clank, and the Blyat-class pours lava onto the worm, which shrieks horrifically.

The worm thrashes in retaliation.

>roll 1d100+20

Rolled 25 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2232177

Rolled 87 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2232177
ALL THE DAKKA

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2232177
whoops, forgot the roll to beat

Rolled 53 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2232177

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>>2232194
...A crit.

>>2232251
what's a crit?

>>2232267
When you hit the g spot

>>2232281
I meant is 87 his favorite number? Or is anything above 100 a crit?

>>2232291
Anything over 100

>>2232291
>>2232267
100+ score.

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2232189
>>2232194
>>2232249
The worm tries to plow forward, attempting to ram the Blyat. Seirye is at least a decent driver, though, since she backpedaled to avoid it. Instead the worm injured itself as the maw buried into the ice. This act managed to destroy a great deal of the smaller worms. The monstrosity tries to pull its maw free.

The worm is now stunned.

Your weapons are active.

>roll 2d100+10
First roll is seirye, second is yours (+10 bonus)

Rolled 25, 65 + 10 = 100 (2d100 + 10)

>>2232400

Rolled 68, 55 + 10 = 133 (2d100 + 10)

>>2232400

Rolled 65, 87 + 10 = 162 (2d100 + 10)

>>2232400
Aim for the opened spots!
Fire!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2232400

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2232467
oops forgot one

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>>2232406
>>2232419
>>2232465
>>2232467
>>2232470
You pound the beast with gunfire. Seirye supports. It squirms a while, then goes still... heat fades, you have killed the creature.

The striker is in even worse condition. the signal from it has stopped though. The core world signal remains, though... Looking ahead, you see a pass in the mountains.

Sensors pick up seismic activity. Multiple blips, larger than this creature, are headed for you through the ice. You can outpace them easily, but they are coming.

>what do you do?

>>Cast that shield spell on the mechs

Take a move out of the joestar repertoire and run away

>>2232905
GTFO of here , they're probably coming to feed.

>>2232905
Run to the core world call.
Mybe cast a spell?

>>2232905
Wait, were we damaged?

>>2232932
you got bigger worms coming in numbers. neither mech was damaged thanks to your rolls.

>>2232937
I understand what you mean by "the strider is in worse condition"
>>2232905
Time to fuck off.

>>2232905
Let's head through that pass

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>>2232913
>>2232919
>>2232948
You don't want to deal with... 15 massive worms, no sir. After this difficult decision, you decide to get the hell outta dodge. You gun the mech toward the pass. Seirye moves the Blyat after the Newt.

In a rush, you manage to outpace them and reach the pass. Once on stone, you crest the rise. The pass moves downhill, towards the sea.

The Core world signal is getting stronger. You move down the mountains, reaching a small but sunny and tropical beach. Blue water stretches into the distance.... along with mist over the water.

The Core World signal appears strong inside the mist. You are also picking up electrical signals... Wait. Actual electronics. Not this strange energy stuff.

Along the beach, though, there is a temple of some sort, made of black stone, sinister in nature. You feel like you are being called to it...

>What do you do?

>>2233022

arprach the temple. YOLO

>>2233022
Ignore temple. Go to the core world signal.

Temple

>>2233028

no, go to temple, are you trying to avoid belssing or some shit you retard?

>>2233022
>Temple fuck this electronic shit. Blessings are a lot better than most likely scrap metal at this point.

>>2233022
Temple (fuck forgot to reply to a post and not just post

That temple is most definitely the temple of the god of corruption just so you guys know

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2233039
>>2233037
>>2233036
>>2233026
>>2233033
The temple looms, aglow from within. It's large enough for the mech to enter.

You decide to move in. Any blessing is welcome, but why is such a temple in an area nobody returns from?

The world fades to white.
>roll a d100+50

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>>2233042
whoops, forgot image

Rolled 72 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2233042

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2233042

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2233042

Rolled 9 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2233042

Rolled 85 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>2233042
last time tryin I swear

>>2233059
Ayyy give the man a cookie. He finally figured it out.

>>2233060
:'D i can finally actually contribute

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2233042
>Anonymous

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>>2233049
>>2233050
>>2233057
>>2233068
>>2233058
>>2233059
You feel a sinister feeling. You face a robed figure, the face an empty void, a single eye glowing as it stares into your soul.

"Hello little pawn of Mirna, I am Kloam, God of Secrets. You are trespassing in my realm. You also helped Mirna remember something I kept secret from her... This angers me."

Kloam stares at you, "I know who you are, Alex, I know where you are from, and I know you fucked up that somersault out of your mech. I know SECRETS. And now you intrude in the land of secrets. Following that signal. Death awaits you in that mist, but then again, you are as stupid as the child you now look like. Imagine, opting to take this route instead of that of the trickster. I was hoping those worms would end you like they did Mirna."

The god shuffles, "But now, now I must bless you. This is infuriating. But I am a powerful god. My blessings... hrm..."

"Eheheheh... Choose one.
>I will give you the ability to know Anything that is secret, but each time you use it, some of your memory shall be lost.
>I will answer five different questions about secrets, right here, right now, and you get nothing else. You must ask immediately.
>I will completely make your existence a secret, through all gods and goddesses, to your party members. Nobody will know you anymore, nor any of your actions. Of course, you won't remember this place either.
If you do not choose, well, perhaps I will just empty your head and let that witch curse of yours fill it with new thoughts and memories, hrm?"

"But, why?"

"You decided to help Mirna. You slew a beast belonging to my acolyte, and you expose secrets I've taken care to hide for ages. You, man in the form of a girlchild, are the enemy. Not only of me, but of this world. Make your choice."

>choose an option.

>>2233071
>>I will answer five different questions about secrets, right here, right now, and you get nothing else. You must ask immediately.

>>2233071
>>I will answer five different questions about secrets, right here, right now, and you get nothing else. You must ask immediately.

>>2233071
>>I will answer five different questions about secrets, right here, right now, and you get nothing else. You must ask immediately.

>>2233071
>>I will answer five different questions about secrets, right here, right now, and you get nothing else. You must ask immediately

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>>2233075
>>2233076
>>2233082
>>2233089

"Five questions, asshole." You reply.

"You little fucking bitch. If I answer those, they aren't fucking secrets anymore, are they?! Fine. Five questions. Now. Ask them." The god growls at you.

"Right now?"

"I already told you right now smartass. Ask your questions. Then I hope you take your answers and shove them up your ass."

>Ask three questions. the most numerous ones will be selected.

>>2233092
Where is nearest shrine of the god of adventurers located at.

>>2233093
The god groans, "In the desert. Not a fucking secret."

>>2233092

Whats Mera's endgame.

>>2233092
Arcarit's real name and past.

>>2233092
How do we get home?

>>2233092
Shrine locations to gods without alot of shrines remaining?

>...anons, you ask 3 questions each.

>>2233092
Why our mech has unlimited ammo
About the wrecked coreworld battlecruiser

>>2233101
>>...anons, you ask 3 questions each.
>>2233102
In this case scratch my unlimited ammo question

>>2233101
How do we get home?
How long before the curse's effects are irreversible?
Why do you cause people to forget their old selves?

>>2233101

whats meras endgame

Arcarit's real name and past.

How do we get home?

>>2233092

1. How can i bring my friends here? This world is a lot better than one where i'm worrying about air compositions..
2. How can we woo acarit? 3
3. How long before the curses effects are irreversible?

>>2233096
"Again, not a secret. Mirna told you it's to kill the gods to fight some sort of power." Kloam glares. You think he's slightly shaking.

>>2233108

fuck it, changing to supporting this.

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>>2233097
>>2233108
>>2233110
>>2233111
>>2233113
"How do I get home?" You ask, deciding on the obvious one.

"Oh, that's a fucking simple one... To explain that is. Just solve the Mera problem without killing her. If you become a god, you cannot leave. Ever. Though you are SUPPOSED to kill her. That's your job. We'll just put you right back if you aren't a god. Good luck pulling that shit off, bitch."

"Alright, how about bringing my friends here? Let's say, theoretically, this world is better because I don't need to pay for types of air."

Kloam's eye narrows in response to this question, "What? You want more fuckers from where you come from? We already got enough from you and Mirna. And the fucking thing in the ocean over there. And you want to bring MORE?! Oh, fuck me. Fine, in the shallow sea is the shrine to the god of Reunions. You can summon ONE friend. That's it. If you want to summon another you'll have to go to the fucking temple of the pantheon in the sky ruins. If you don't know where that is, fuck you." He gets increasingly angrier each question. He REALLY didn't want you to ask him.

"...How long before the curse's effects are irreversible?"

"The curse? You fucking deserve it! Give in and totally turn! Then I won't have to worry about you FUCKING UP EVERYTHING. How long? Well, you know how sometimes you gotta fight off something in your head? Yeah, each time you do that, you might succumb more. Basically when your sanity is gone, Alex dies and a child replaces him. I sincerely hope that happens. I hope you trigger every goddamn trap. Just fucking die." The god shakes as he speaks, the menace to him is seemingly weakened by the fact you know this was probably a person like you too.

"What's Acarit's real name and past?"

Kloam freezes, "What."

"I think you heard me."

"Why... are you asking that? What are you after? Trying to destroy the pantheon? Fine, Her original name was Erin. Yeah, it's a human name, because she was one. She got sucked in here like you with some friends. College kids. They managed to piss of the nature god, Acarit, and she began turning them to elves. Of course, as god of secrets, I helped. Each elf became one of Acarit's zealots, and Erin had to fight them and the powers of nature... Until one day, she got into a duel with the goddess. Little bitch didn't even know the catch. She gets a blade from the god of innovation and she stabs the nature goddes with her tech sword. The goddess screams and dies... And Erin becomes Acarit. Oh, the look on her face as she saw her reflection was the same as that smirking nature whore. Priceless, heheheh. There's her story. Mention her real name, and the breakdown she has is SUBLIME."

"Why do you cause people to forget their old selves?" You ask your final question. Kloam stops laughing.

"Really. REALLY? You ask that? You play with fire, because now, now your really are in trouble."
>Continues

>>2233120
"Mirna put you up to this. I bet she did." The god of secrets paces, then turns to you. "IT doesn't matter, you are dead anyways. Only a matter of time, really. Ahahahahah, alright, here's your reason."

"I am not in charge, alright? There is a god.. a REAL god, not like us. This world is his. everything is a puzzle piece or to be cut into one. You... are an uncut piece. you don't FIT. My job is to clear your head, and the heads of others, so that they can fit. But, I hear you think, a witch cursed me." The god scoffs, "Didn't you think it was kinda BS a witch could surpass a god somehow? Didn't that SEEM WRONG?! It's because witches get their blessings from up top, just like we do! And now you know the biiiig secret. The secret god. Okay. Now, here's the deal... the big guy? he likes to be unknown. Very hands-off. but you know about him... if you tell... ANYONE... well, you'll be punished. If you think what you have is bad now... eheheheh... you ain't seen anything yet. Remember. Hush hush, bitch. Now go and die in that shallow ocean. Because man oh man is there one hell of a surprise."

The world fades back into sight, you are left staring at the tiny statue of the god on the shrine. The signal beeps in the ocean behind you.

>what do you do?

>>2233125
Welp, back to trying to find that signal.

>>2233125
Curse the secret god and tell him that we are gonna fuck his face with our cock. Once we get it back.

I wonder if Mera is planning on fighting him too. We should check with her on that some time.

>>2233131
Actually, I wonder if there's some way we can bring it up, without explicitly saying anything.

>>2233120
>>2233125

Also Thank the god of secrets for the freebies.

> Letting us know for free that he opposes us, instead of him posing as an ally

> That there are traps where we are going.

> That the God of Innovation can make things that affect Gods.

> That there is a surprise in the ocean for us.

He's really a nice guy underneath all that swearing to help us out like that.

>>2233137
Kloam rages in exasperation at the slip-ups

>>2233141
I like to think he actually is on our side and just plays tsundere about it.

Don't worry Kloam. We'll save you too!

>>2233141
Heck Mirna only gave us 3 questions. Clearly Kloam is the better bro god despite his prickly exterior.

We should have asked him for his phone number just to see him rage.

>blow up the shallow lake using depth charges.

Can we vaporise the shallow lake using the lava mech? Fuck playing by peoples rules.

Lets think of the secret god as the: LARPER God

>>2233125
when we get back to our mech, I say we write down Erin's name. even if we dont give it to anyone, we need to make sure we dont forget it.

After that? might as well follow that signal

>>2233174
Let's secretly call him that, so he knows every time we do.

>>2233125

Let's go to the signal. There's bound to be fun times ahead, despite all the traps.

Or should I say, "because of"?

>>2233492

>>2233380
supporting

>>2233169
...it's an ocean, not a lake.

>>2233635
Just blow up enguh rocks to make a dam or something to stop the rest of the water getting in and redirect thr flow to someplace eils
That totaly wont piss off other people

>>2233635
Could also give the codes we would have to the ship
Saying here to help open up or something idk
See if the ship has enguh power to get above thr water lvl?

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>>2233130
>>2233377
>>2233492
>>2233517
Following the signal, you enter the mist.

It's strange that it masks your vision, during broad daylight, however, your radar picks up something on approach. There is electronic interference from the mist...

This stuff is artificial. It's someone's creation. You turn towards the moving blip and find a huge humanoid mech of unknown make walking towards you. You try to hail it, but you get a response you were not expecting.

"Attention foreign pig! This region is the territory of the Intergalactic Reich. You will surrender both your machine and lives to our glorious empire immediately, or be destroyed." It points the large gun at you.

The signal from the core world ship is past this thing. But you sure as hell don't know of any such nation as an intergalactic reich.

>What do you do?

>>2233700
Try to give Name, rank, designation. resolve peacefully if possible, even if I doubt we will be that lucky.

>>2233712

>>2233700
Sigl hail

Gaive name and rank i guse
Lol they crased and went narzi on us.
You know what we do with narzis?

>>2233712

>>2233700

"like fuck i will. intergalatic reich? you some kinda space Nazi?

>>2233712
I support this

>>2233723

actualy screw this. fire first, get intitaitve.

>>2233700
While he's talking try to scan the mech; if we have to fight, we wanna know what this thing has, and where to hurt it.

>>2233700

"Nah."

Since everyone is going aggressive, I change my vote to a railgun to the face.

Eh,I'll change to aggressive too then.

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2233774
>>2233764
>>2233741
The mech pilot demands you surrender now. While he yammers about something, you draw a bead on the mech's head with the railgun.

>Roll a d100+30 (20 pre-emptive strike)

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2233983

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2233983

>>2233984
talk shit, get crit

Rolled 23 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2233983

Rolled 75 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2233983

Rolled 48 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2233983

>>2233984
>>2233991

the fukcing odds.jpeg. not sure if with BO3 thats rarer then a nat 100, but still pretty rare.

>>2234034
with a +30 it is 30% chance of it happening every roll or a 65% chance of happening once on three rolls.

1-0.7*0.7*0.7

>>2233092
HOW CAN YOU TURN ME BACK!

>>2233125
>You fucks didn't ask how to reverse the curse
Why, why are you all pulling a dumb.

>>2234209
they were kinda relying on the fact that this signal will have a magical curse reversing mcguffin in it

>>2234198
>>2234209
Maybe because I like being a Loli...

>>2234230
>The same tech from the universe we came from
>With no magic
>Or that we know of, body recreation
Why, WHY WOULD YOU FUCKS THINK SOMETHING THAT STUPID?!
And for the chucklefucks that say maybe the thing that is keeping the beacon in place
>Probably a monster that is so fucking huge that it is relied on by the ACTUAL SECRETS GOD, WHICH IS A GLORIFIED JANITOR FOR A PRISON PREESCHOOL, TO NOT EAT US!
>In the event that it is not a giant monster, unlikely, then it may be involved with the actual god of this world, WHOM DOESNT LIKE US AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TRANSFORMATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!
The only thing, ONLY thing of value, is the god of innovation making god killing weapons. Because of you fuckups, we are now going to need a weapon to put the gun to gods head.
>>2234249
FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF GROX SHIT!

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>>2234261

>>2234268
When we get rid of it the first one we fuck is the slave elf.

>>2234273
Chill dude; we haven't even held hands with her yet!

>>2234284
Let's compromise, let's have mech on mech action.

>>2234294
I can settle for that

>>2234261

>The only thing, ONLY thing of value, is the god of innovation making god killing weapons. Because of you fuckups, we are now going to need a weapon to put the gun to gods head.
Sure thing, let's kill one of the gods. I'm sure that won't go horribly wrong. We totally haven't seen any cases of it backfiring horrifically already.

>>2234314
....no dipshit, I mean the BIG G god, not the victims of his playset.

God I love this thread.

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2233984
>>2233988
>>2233990
>>2233991
>>2233992
the rambling stops when you fire, blowing a hole clean through the head of the mech. Part of the mech is blasted off and splashes into the water nearby.

"Cowardly dog!" The pilot shouts. You can hear an alarm sounding as they speak.

The Nebel's primary sensors are disabled. Enemy pilot must take a turn to activate auxilliary.

>roll 2 d100+10 for combat State weapons used for Blyat and newt.

Rolled 11, 58 + 10 = 79 (2d100 + 10)

>>2234321

Rolled 19, 131 + 10 = 160 (2d200 + 10)

>>2234321
FIRE FIRE FIRE

Rolled 87, 19 + 10 = 116 (2d100 + 10)

>>2234321
>dwarven artillery and lava

Rolled 3, 3 + 10 = 16 (2d10 + 10)

>>2234323
oops, sorry

Rolled 25, 53 + 10 = 88 (2d100 + 10)

>>2234321

>>2234321
Newt; use missiles , focus on left leg. with no sensors and no balance on a humanoid mech, it will topple easy. Make this quick.

Rolled 48, 100 = 148 (2d100)

>>2234327
omg

Rolled 19, 19 + 20 = 58 (2d100 + 20)

>>2234331
>Newt; use missiles , focus on left leg. with no sensors and no balance on a humanoid mech, it will topple easy. Make this quick
fuck forgot my roll
Blyat; artillary

>>2234332
you only get 1 roll, pal. the dual 3s are yours.... fortunately it's best of 3

>>2234336
that's 2d10 though

>>2234336
:(

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>>2234339
oh, you're right.

Rolled 27, 76 = 103 (2d100)

>>2234321

Rolled 68, 3, 51, 7, 34, 4 = 167 (6d100)

>>2234322
>>2234326
>>2234328
>>2234332
>>2234334

the artillery slams into one arm of the mech, doing slight damage. The cruise missiles cause the fog to clear briefly while staggering the mech. It aims the rifle at you. It's a rapid-fire weapon! You'll need to dodge well!

>roll a d100+30 to dodge (if your number is greater than any rolls made, you do not get hit)

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>>2234387
damnit!!!

Rolled 54 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2234387

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2234387

Rolled 3 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2234387
bouta save this quest

>>2234394
Well shit, we dodged.

>>2234395
you almost killed us anon!

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2234387

>>2234395
I am a failure

>>2234400
Digits tell the truth. You suck Griff.

Rolled 22 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2234387

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2234414
>>2234399
>>2234395
>>2234394
>>2234391
You manage to skirt around the barrage. Whatever aux systems this enemy mech has, it's allowing it to fight at full strength. It's a damn shame you don't have an EMP weapon.

The mech only appears to have taken daamage from your railgun so far. If cruise missiles did minimal damage, your heavy guns probably won't work that well.

The dwarven artillery also failed to damage the mech decently.

>Roll 2 d100+10 Select Blyat and Newt weapons

Rolled 99, 52 + 10 = 161 (2d100 + 10)

>>2234518
Newt: Fire Railgun at its weapon it just shot us with.
Blyat: have our elf friend try that lava gun. if missiles didn't do squat, Lava hopefully will

Rolled 46, 61 + 10 = 117 (2d100 + 10)

>>2234518
Rail gun, perhaps lava for elf bitch can get some results.

Rolled 62, 26 = 88 (2d100)

>>2234518

Rolled 26, 68 + 10 = 104 (2d100 + 10)

>>2234518
Newt: Fire Railgun at its weapon it just shot us with.
Blyat: have our elf friend try that lava gun. if missiles didn't do squat, Lava hopefully will

>>2234518
>Newt: Fire Railgun at its weapon it just shot us with.

> Blyat: GO FOR THE KNEES BOO! GO FOR THE KNEEEEEEEES!

Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d100)

>>2234518

>>2234602
Supporting.

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2234748
>>2234602
>>2234545
>>2234537
>>2234535
The Blyat's lava gun misses the mark, the enemy mech manages to move out of the way as the Blyat fires compressed fuel at it. The lava sizzles in the ocean water as it sinks to the sand below.

Your railgun, on the other hand, manages to score a hit on the enemy mech's rifle, causing it to explode in a fiery mess, damaging the hand holding the weapon partially.

"You fools, You think you can bring an end to a Nebel?! Prepare to burn in hellfire! The enemy mech launches a cruise missile!

>roll a d100+30 to dodge!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2234875
OUTTA DA WAY

>>2234881
Well then, no need to roll anymore

Rolled 24 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2234875

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>>2234881
Does this mean we do something super cool?

>>2234881
Out of the way, on the other side of the ocean, and maybe a nothing personal kid thrown in.

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>>2234881
w-well...

...rest in pieces space nazi...

>>2234910
Fuck em, its a Nazi.

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>>2234881
>>2234884
>>2234885
>>2234886
In an unprecedented display of skill, your mech skids past the enemy mech, spinning about. The missile, which had locked onto your machine, turned to follow, but now the enemy was between you and their attack.

"How could you move so-" The protest of the enemy pilot is interrupted by the missile impacting. The warhead collapses, and for a brief moment time stands still. Then the enemy mech, as well as some seawater, is sucked into it, forming a ball of metal that falls into the ocean.

...The bastard had a singularity missile.

The fog starts to clear... in the distance, behind you, you can make out something big resting in the water. The Core Worlds signal is coming from it.

>what do you do?

>>2234931
Check out the signal again, see if its still as choppy as it was before

>>2234931
Good thing we dodged that bullet. Was this supposed to be another miniboss we destroyed thanks to awesome rolls?

[x]Head to the signal.

>>2234931
Where the fuck did that asshole get that missile from? Whatever. Tell the Secrets god and regular god to suck it.
>>2234937
This but scan the area for any other surprises.

>>2234931
Scan the area for any more baddies

>>2234938
...it was supposed to be a boss.

>>2234931
Approach the "something big"

>>2234949
Oh the secrets god must be pissed.

>>2234949
I forgot to mention, I sold my soul to the devil for Crit after Crit.

>>2234956
Also after two boss battles, if I don't find something to loot, I'm going to find someone and tear their arms off.

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>>2234960
Yeah, we got loot coming up.

>>2234968
You gotta discord server?

>>2234968
A-anyone else feel like this is a bit ominous...?

>>2234969
https://discord.gg/vJwqu2
cmon in.

>>2234931
NO OUR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! NOOOOOOOOO!

Fucking hells I hope they went right to the goddamn warp. Motherfuckers. I wanted to loot that mech.

>>2234972

Nope, feels perfectly fine to me.

>>2234976
Why? Its lost to us, therefore its shittier, and its animu to boot. That doesn't work with our mech build...except that warp missile, that might have been usable.

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>>2234987
The GUNS dude.

We could have kept stacking them on the Blyat until it became a mech made of guns.

Nothing wrong with Animu though.

>>2234990
One, that's a god mech, totally different story their, and mostly unusable unless we also had a god mech.

>>2234994
So? This is Isekai. We'll cheat.

I still say we should salvage the Mirna Mech. Take it back to her Shrine at least.

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2234931
>what do you do?

Rolling to see success on victory dance in our mech.

Secretly, so Kloam sees us doing it.

>>2235006
.....you mean the suit out in the waste with all the giant frost worms?

>>2235010
Yeah bro. For the sentimental value, after all she also still wears her uniform. Repairing it could be a hobby project for her.

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>>2234937
>>2234938
>>2234942
>>2234948
>>2234950
Scans indicate... a core world battleship. No way. The signal is loud and clear too. You head towards the large object.

As it comes into focus, it is indeed a core world ship, but one of the interstellar wars... huh, that's really funny almost as if...

...holy fuck it is. This is the CWS Iowa! Flagship of the Core World First Fleet! It vanished between galaxies during the war! You read about this ship for one reason. This ship was commanded by none other than Fleet Admiral Haller... Called the breaker of worlds. He'd led successful campaigns of mech contingents and routed entire navies with a handful of warships, a legend in history.

And this... this was his ship. Oh god. This thing was responsible for so much in those ancient wars. And now it was here, in front of you! You can feel your heart beating fast. The flagship bore the best medical technology money could buy.

Scans indicate life support, medbay, cryobay... and a variety of other systems! Security subsystems seem to be damaged, though, though the rear fighter bay offers and entrance...

Oh god the things you could FIND in this place!

>What do you do?

Rolled 87, 48, 57, 40, 13, 9, 99, 77, 71, 18 = 519 (10d100)

>>2235012
Slightly less than half.

>>2235014

first use mechs loudsperkers thingy to see if anyones alive, then start loot.exe

>>2235014
First things first. Shut off that broadcast.

>>2235014
Scan the shit out of it; we need to know its safe before we loot

>>2235014
Loot as much as we can, obviously. I doubt anyone's alive at this point.

>>2235013
.....I repeat, the mech, in the frozen waste, with the HOARD of giant frost worms. Which one of them almost ate us if we didn't accidentally roll so well. How, pray tell, would we go about doing that?
>>2235019
This

>>2235014
> Open a hailing frequency to the ship

It probably has an AI of sorts. I doubt the dude would leave it off when he left. Hopefully we could bluff it by claiming to join the Reich and then being the highest ranking member around.

After all, we technically weren't the ones who destroyed the Nebel.

>>2235024
> How would we do that

Quickly. That's how. Or we could pray to the Goddess of Knowledge for a plan.

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>>2235019
>>2235017
>>2235031
>>2235024
Scanning of the ship reveals no life signs, though cryobay can mask them. Ship weapons are offline. Internal weapons are powered but nonfunctional. The medbay seems to have suffered slight damage.

There is also a power draw from one of the mech bays, but it's sealed inside. You need to enter the ship to access it...

Communication attempts yield nothing.

>what do you do?

>>2235098
Enter quietly with a big stick.