>>2209653
You drive your mech back to Mirna's underwater library. It's much more difficult with your smaller body, but you eventually learn to manage. you're well into the forest when you hear a sound like a siren blare. A force of mechs can be seen around the city, a few of them flying on magical wings. You decide to press ahead, your heist is complete.

You finally surface back in the library moonpool. Ward in hand, it occurs to you that you have no idea how to place this, but the petrified librarian might. You do currently have the means to cure her, or you can press ahead to Mirna's shrine.

>what is your next course of action?

>>2209663
Unpetrify the librarian. Mirna is a Goddess, she has time to wait.

>>2209670
This, ask if she knows how to un-fuck us up.

>>2209663
Ask Mirna how to unfuck us or at least give us a dick

>>2209750
No futa shit, shes the goddess of knowledge, we are being fixed, 100% or Witch girl is getting shot.

>>2209663
Unpetrify the librarian
And then offer them weed but tell them to not get too stoned

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>>2209731
You use the magic obtained from Mera to remove the petrification. The librarian gasps and glances around frantically before noticing you.

"A M-Mera caster? How did you find this place?!"

"I'm not with Mera calm the hell down." You respond, holding the ward to her, "Mirna wanted this. Can you set it up?"

"Of course I can, chi-"

"I'm not a child. And if things go well, I won't be under this curse much longer." Cooler heads prevail and all that jazz. Regardless, you've freed the librarian. Mirna should be grateful, you've probably earned a favor of some sort.

>Next action?

>>2209993
Ask the free girl if she can fix our curse, otherwise talk to our goddess comrade about the issue.

>>2209993
talk to our goddess comrade

>>2209993
Ask who she is and talk to her a bit. We can spare a bit of time being a little girl.

>>2210039
Ignore this, fix problem now.

>>2209993
get this shit fixed
RECOVER OUR D

>>2209993
Ask if she can fix, if not, re-curse so we are us again. Then use the favour to see if we can get one of our buddies over here, the mechanic preferably... she sounds useful if we get the mech banged up..

>>2210016
Seconding. Also, holy shit librarian girl is fucking adorable.

>>2210054
this

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>>2210016
>>2210073
>>2210173
>>2210203
>>2211579
"Curse?" The librarian stares at you.

"Yes, I'm trapped in the form of a little girl. Can you remove it?" You decide to ask her for help in recovering your body, "It's from a witch spell."

"A w-witch spell?! I-I-I only know arcane cartography and waterbreathing spells. Witches..." She glances around the room, fearfully, "W-witches are really dangerous. Their spells bypass those of the gods... that;s why Mera hunts them down... If that's a witch curse..." She gulps, "Who cast it?"

"My companion, Hilda." She seems relieved when you say this.

"Oh, thank heavens... if it was Grella the Crone..."

You pause, "Who?"

"A REALLY powerful ancient witch that lives around Luxia. She predates Mera... She's known for casting curses on people, changing them permanently. A master of charms and mental manipulation... and delayed spells. There was a thriving country where a man slighted her... there's only monster girls there now... But if it's your friend, then surely the spell can be removed with ease, she just has to cancel the magic."

...Hilda didn't cancel it, it wore off. Wait... delayed spells? "Delayed how?"

"Oh, a favorite spell of Grella's was an easily removable enchantment that would trigger a far nastier one if a new enchantment was added to someone..." ...Did that hag actually trick you?

Perhaps Mirna knows...

>what do you do?

>>2211678
>>what do you do?

Talk to the damn goddess of knowledge about this shit.

>>2211678
>There was a thriving country where a man slighted her... there's only monster girls there now...

Shit fetish DESU. Needs to have monster boys.

>>2211683
>they exist, you just don't see em much, if you know what I mean...

>>2211682
This, chat up Mirna bout fixing our problem. She's our only proper lead at the moment.

>>2211678
Thank the girl then go see the godess

Nice node to the monster girl quest

>>2211823
Headmaster quests have gone downhill. He's pretty much writing Isekai at this point, literally in Da'ta.

It's shitty, he's a really good writer but the amount of re-rolls he gives out and the whole system of Crits on D20s makes it so that it's really power wank fantasy quest for most things.

"NO we have to reroll this failure in a friendly match because embarrassing the MC hurts me personally"

Sorry but not my jam. Also how they always want the same relationship. I've been playing Adams in Highschool Quest it seems for years now and I'm rather sick of it.

He went full George Lucas.

Da'ta is still decent IMO because partial success still has a cost for hp/mp so Anons actually have to think a little instead of being lolrandum and re-rolling out of crit fails or bad rolls.

But everybody wants to waifu the first yuri opportunity it they saw, which was the NPC helper whose life they ruined during chargen. Nobody posts or writes in any emotional depth to the huge issue although HM does try to point it out.

Hey. I get it. Some people like that kind of quest.

Just please don't adopt Crits on D20 or give out rerolls like candy. I like the idea we might have to run away from things or use tactics etc.

Or just make it blatant fetishist quest right away so I can drop it without getting invested in how it turns out.

>>2212261
...uh bud, I think you have autism, and its terminal. Bit of a long rant post for an innocuous vote post.

>>2212261
I'm, erm, not headmaster...

Also don't expect rerolls here. At all. This quest is not meant to be easy. I know I've kinda handed out blessings at the start thanks to dice rolls, but...

>>2211678
Describe the witch we purchased those spells from, ask if that's her. Then get to talking with the goddess.
I still think we should ask about the additional person when we get our favor. A master mechanic would be super useful, and fit with the goddess of knowledge really well. Plus, there are other, possibly better ways to solve not having a D. Like a second transformation spell to look like ourselves again.

>>2211678
Talk with the goddess.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

test

>>2211678
> Talk to the Goddess.

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>>2211693
You decide to consult Mirna, thanking the librarian for her time. On approach to the shrine, the world goes white. Mirna stares in disbelief at you.

"You are the luckiest motherfucker alive, Alex. Holy shit." She states.

"Excuse me?" The fuck you are lucky, "Do you not see what happened to me?"

"You encountered Grella. She's ended the journeys of more summoned than crewmen in the Coalition fleet. You can still remember who you are. And after that, you completed a flawless heist on Mera's temple. Do you know how much of the Pantheon wants you to help them right now? You've already earned the blessing of Gerrec the Trickster God and Visc the Thief God."

"So you know about this curse."

"That's right, and Elise already told you, that sort of curse bypasses blessings. My magic could never penetrate or undo it. For all intents and purposes, Grella locked you in that form. That's you now."

"THE FUCK IT IS!" You scream at Mirna. The goddess pulls back from you, "If you can't fix this, who the fuck can?!"

Mirna frowns, "There are four ways to fix this, but... well, I should let you decide...

>The High priestess of Mera is said to be able to undo Grella's magic, but to go to her is to enter the Garden City of Leval, where nobility live in droves. Also, Grella will be about. (Very High modifier rolls to beat. Risk nonstandard game overs.)

>In the Academic city of Heloi, in the Empire, the Trickster god Gerrec offers a blessing. He's stolen a temple from Mera in secret. He knows your plight and told me he has a few solutions you could choose from. (Modifiers to beat, risk some delays)

>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)

>If you cross the mountains, pass the deserts and wastelands, and cross the plains, in the swampy bogs lie the Elder Crones, witches that dwarf Grella in power. If you seek them out, they might teach you how to overcome the curse on your own. (very long quest)

These are what I know. Since we're in the empire now, the first two options are quite immediate."

"So I have to travel again." You glare at Mirna, "Just to fix this. Don't you know anything about this?"

"No! Witch magic is SECRET. It's passed down from one witch to another!" Mirna responds.

"Damn it all.."

"However, I will give you two things for your trouble: my blessing and my number. When you encounter the messenger god, any numbers you collect can be contacted for guidance."

"So, your blessing?"

"Magical talent, and a spell for each school of magic you collect." Mirna gives a weak smile, "One of which will be a protective spell you can cast on the mech."

>What do you do?

>>2214776
>>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)

>>2214776
>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)

Seems like Gods are twats and Witches are dicks.

New goal: End the Gods. Like the entire system that creates them.

>>2212261
You aren't wrong. But I've seen you post this in the general and I think you need to move on.

>>2214776
>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)

AHH_AHHH_AHHHHHHH_AH!

>>2214776
>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)
don't want to use a blessing on this if possible.

>>2214776
Ok, first, we apologize for blowing up at Mirna. Get her blessing, then we go do

>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)

>>2214776
It's also total bullshit that multiple gods have been able to change our gender so far.

>>2214776
>In the Academic city of Heloi, in the Empire, the Trickster god Gerrec offers a blessing. He's stolen a temple from Mera in secret. He knows your plight and told me he has a few solutions you could choose from. (Modifiers to beat, risk some delays)

>>2214852
this

>>2212268
> http://erogedownload.com/downloads/monster-girl-quest/

You kow HMs is a fanfic fetish quest yeah?

>>2214858
I mean this IS a Fetish qst so it's to be expected

>>2215341
Not this. The HM quest that was possibly referenced.

>>2212496
Headmaster is like a flute virtuoso who just plays the recorder. He's a good writer and a passable QM whose players are shit.

>>2214776
>>In the Academic city of Heloi, in the Empire, the Trickster god Gerrec offers a blessing. He's stolen a temple from Mera in secret. He knows your plight and told me he has a few solutions you could choose from. (Modifiers to beat, risk some delays)

>>2214776
Unknown lands it is

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>>2215341
...but there aren't any robot maids at all yet.

>>2214776
>(Very High modifier rolls to beat. Risk nonstandard game overs.)

What exactly do you mean by 'nonstandard game overs'?

>>2215591
We'd probably get monster girl bad ended and raped by angels

>>2214776
>>If you follow the river to where the ice is, go beyond where the paths vanish, and you will enter the unknown lands. I know nothing of them, but surely a cure is there. (unsure results, threats: combat)
fuck anything that stands in our way
THOSE WHO WOULD TRY AND STOP US FROM GETTING OUR D BACK WILL EAT RAILGUN ROUNDS

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>>2215595
No. None of that shit here.

>>2216055
No Rape Angels or No bad end? Cause i'm sure one or both of those would get you a lot of new readers

>>2216124
no rape angels. we have lots of bad ends.

>>2216055
So what did you mean by nonstandard game over?

>>2216055
Motherfucker you forced us to be the little girl, bullshit to not being raped by angels if it means we get our old body back.

>>2216154
Alex ceases to be playable. It can be anything from being captured and unable to escape, or being sealed away to having his mind erased or even rewritten.

>>2216162
1. Blue board
2. my anatomy is shit-tier.

>>2216192
Blue board means nothing, Greentext smut is aloud, its only nsfw pictures that are deleted. Why do I have to explain this to everyone that goes to a blue board?

>>2216228
Being raped by angels isn't something I have planned, but you can lewd angels.

>>2216390
Not like a fucking child we cant.

>>2216408
You can't lewd anything as a child.

>>2216228
I mean reborn in an RPG qst is posting porn but nobody really gives a shit. Just embrace our little loli character getting raped by angels

>>2216531
I think you misunderstand, getting raped by angels is fine, its being a god damn loli that's the issue.
>>2216526
Dumbass do you think this is the website that sentence holds water? Especially after what you did.

>>2216542
Wow rude man. I mean complain all you wany but you don't have to be such as dick to the QM or at least don't attack him like that. Just do what I do and keep spouting the most retarded shit possible and hope people realise shit's dump

>>2216554
Fuck that. This whole shapeshifted into loli is fetishbait bullshit.

>>2216542
You are making writing this a chore.

>>2216615
The make a better excuse for the literal goddess of knowledge to not have an out for this shit.

>>2216631
Dude, shut the fuck up. We already have a quest to get our D back. Besides dealing with that kind of magic would probably be more in the realm of the Goddess of secrets which we should totally visit.

>>2216639
Fuck it, whatever. So long as no one sees us then I suppose its fine. Getting back at the fuck up is top priority right after though. I was thinking of strapping some rope to her ankles and going for a walk in the desert. With the dumb shit hanging off the back.

>>2216631
Let me explain:
Gods are not omnipotent. Gods are not omnipresent. They are not all-powerful. They are cripplingly specialized into niches.

Mirna is a goddess of knowledge. That's it. So her blessings are of information. She doesn't have grand magical powers that can fix you.

This is not some quest where you get things on a silver platter. This is a quest where if you want something, you have to earn it or be lucky.

You aren't getting a 'cure' from Mirna because this curse is inconvenient and you want to move on. No, you get to deal with this curse until you take action specifically to be rid of it.

Is that a sufficient enough reason?

>>2216647
Wait, better idea. Take all the fucking witch bitches secrets and putting it in the damn library. PSAs and all that.

>>2216656
So long as this can be done afterwards>>2216657
.....and I guess this too>>2216647
then I will be happen when we succeed. Otherwise fuck this world, and it all burns. Hail the corruption god and all that.

>>2216663
>>2216657
>>2216647
One would think that you were the one getting turned into the little girl from how salty you are right now.

>>2216663
Wow you've just gone full asshole huh? Damn now I feel bad for the QM for all those Loli Angel Rape comments

>>2216663
m8 we're gonna get our D back and get revenge on the witch bitch. calm your ass

>>2216700
>>2216688
>>2216686
Bite me, I'm just fucking sick of these kinds of quest being turned into little girl happy hour. So long as D is returned and vengeance had I'll play nice. Still serious on putting their knowledge out to the public though, fuck them skanks.

>>2214788
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>>2215471
"Alright, sorry... I'm just... This was kind of a lot to deal with."

"No, I understand. This world tries to unmake people and force them into a new role. It happened to me, it happened to so many before me... It happened to Acarit too. And Mera," Mirna sighs, "There's a power at work here toying with everyone, but... I don't know it. It's another secret. That's why-" She freezes, gripping her head, "That's why I had a feud with the secrets god! I was trying to find that out!" With a realization, Mirna looks directly at you.

"You made me remember something. The unknown lands... That's where I died." She looks down at herself, "Or where I became a goddess. I was delving into secrets there. Take my blessing... You'll need it."

She cast out her hand towards you, "A Coalition mech, or what remains of it, should be found there... just... beware. Kloam doesn't like when secrets are uncovered."

With a rush of energy, you can feel an increase of power at your fingertips.

>You have obtained magical talent. With light and dark magic, you now have the ability to learn any spell you study.
>You have leaned the spell enchanted shield, a spell that can be applied to armor or mech that will negate the first hit of damage.
>You learned Purification Bolt, a shot of holy fire that burns dark-aligned things.
>You learned Choking Mist, a dark magic spell that asphyxiates a foe with low purity.

"With my ward returned, I can properly begin a counterattack. Ah, there was something more... Oh! A shrine to the messenger god is in the mountains! If you go there, you can obtain means to contact me."

Reality fades in again, leaving you with Mirna's lingering words, "Good luck."

You've decided that the unknown lands are your best hope to solve your issue. You stride back into the library with purpose.

The librarian looks to you, "Erm, what happened?"

"I obtained magical power, and intend to go to the unknown lands. What do you know of them?"

"...Nobody's returned alive... That was human. A dragon might know, but the only part of the unknown lands anyone is aware of is the Shallow Sea. Ships run aground on the edges, but... nobody has crossed it."

Alarming, but you have a mech that's better than any you encountered so far. You're also set on supplies. The Unknown lands await.

>Should you proceed to the mountains, or do you have another idea?

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forgot image.

>>2216872
Mountains first. COMMUNICATION IS KEY

brb, getting a pizza.

>>2216872
Go to the mountains, free our mechanic, then go off to the unknown lands.

>>2217139
Do this

>>2216162
> made a deal with an alley witch

Really, this was the price of not being cautious.

>>2216881
Mountains.

>>2217346
thank you for understanding this.

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>>2216915
You decide to cast off for the mountains. Your mech follows the river back up to a familiar location. Your sensors read the encampment up ahead, which Hilda assures you is orcs, and a mysterious power signature in another direction.

There's also the river if you want to press on to the unknown lands.

>what do you do?

>>2217391
Head for mysterious power signature. That's gotta be that other shrine.

>>2217391
check the signature out

>>2217391
Proceed to the Orcs.

Ask them about the signature & area.

Do not exit the mech.

>>2217371
The easy way is ALWAYS mined. Nobody was suspicious this witch could counter the top goddess?

>>2217623

this

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We sit on the crossroads... To the orcs, or to the unknown?

>>2217623
Nobody was also suspicious that Hilda was described as visibly afraid of her either...

>>2217781
Orcs.

>>2217391
Orcs

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>>2217623
>>2217751
>>2217782
>>2217793
You proceed to the orcish encampment, set inside a high wall. Your mech reaches the gates when they swing open. You are greeted with a few sights. The first is a mech that appwars to be made out of tractor parts with an artillery piece. Next are a set of shiny stills for brewing on one side of a farmhouse that could use some repair. A variety of burly orcs move about. One of the orcs, who was on a porch, grabs a shotgun and strides up, a HUGE wolf coming up beside him as the orcs look up at your mech.

"Aight, I'm guessing you're a humie, since ya came up from that empire country. Ya don't look like one of those Meran knight folk, so as long as yer sociable, I ain't got too many problems with ya. This 'ere is Grex farm, under the Orgeriga nation. What'cha want from us, humie?"

Inflection aside, he's perfectly understandable.

"A nation of orcs?" Hilda asks, "I wonder how exactly they united... I suppose they did stop raiding a while back..."

Regardless, you have no reason to leave the mech.

>what do you do?

>>2217856
> I want Dakka. More of it. All of it.

> I also want to know about the local area. If there are any issues I should avoid as a guest here, if there is anything that I might be able to help with in exchange for fair compensation, and what the surrounding areas are like.

>>2217862

supporting

>>2217856
>>2217862
supported.

>>2217856
>information about the area, do and donts, and where to buy more guns
>also, that place with a large magic signature

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>>2217856
This please

>>2217862

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>>2217867
>>2217910
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>>2217911
"I need more firepower." You start, "I met an orc called Gog McThurg but his guns weren't big enough."

"Oh? Now yer talkin my language, humie. Fer yer rig, right?" He grins, "Yea, my boys have a few more guns we could probably work onta that, but what'll ya give us fer it?" The orc holds out a hand in gesture.

You think a bit, and look to Hilda, "Elven wine?" She ponders a bit and nods, so you offer it, "A barrel of wine from the elves."

"Oho! They don't trade wit us since we united. Some embargo or such. Hrm, deal, yeah, kin probably make the grog a bit more powerful. Oi, Groggus, git the guns from the barn. Da big uns!" He shouts at one of the orcs, who nods and rushes back behind the house.

"While I'm visiting, what can you tell me about the place? Places to avoid? Anything I can help with? What's the area around like?"

The orc ponders, "Nothin for ya ta do now. We like buildin up our own stuff... Places to avoid, well, yer welcome as a visitor. if ya mean danger, up the river's the glacier, an the iceworms there have been mighty aggressive... Lessee... Over thataway ya got Kravskt." The orc points to the origin of the strange readings, "Dwarf city, really big. Kinda run down since the collapse, but they good wiv armor an guns. We been on good terms since the last chief took office. Uhh, up the mountains a bit there's an old dragon too. Not too friendly with humies, tho... well, most humies. Won't 'urt kids."

The orc ponders a bit while Groggus drags out a haphazard cluster of guns. the range is probably shit, but they could probably shred ground troops easier than your heavy guns.

"Oh, yeah, that's right, the pass that way goes to the desert, while the glacier has another pass, down to the shallow sea. I think Morg went there. Hey morg!"

Another orc strolls up, "Ya?"

"Tell em whats past the glacier."

"Oh, aye. s'a bit o a mess, got yer corpses an yer great worms, an dow in da sea got nasty sharks, Tho not a prob fer ya ya got a stompa, but deres annodder stoma dats bigger, looks real nasty. Shot up Gorgie-Gog's tractorstomp good, barely made it offa shore... Oh, an deres a shrine ta Kloam over dere. ya gotta go ifn ya don't wanna die." The orc nodded.

The guns present, how are you going to get that keg to them and the guns on the mech?

>what do you do?

>>2217978
>Uhh, up the mountains a bit there's an old dragon too. Not too friendly with humies, tho... well, most humies. Won't 'urt kids."

Fuck your plot hook.

Offer to negotiate a trade deal with the Elves in return for REALLY big guns.

We gotta get our witch bitch her own little mech. Made of guns. That she can animate with magic.

Then we can roll out to the place of power.

>>2217978
> Ask what it would take to get on of their Stompas

> Ask if they know any illusion magic

> See if they can remove slave compulsions

> Ask about their nation. Where did it come from and how does it work. Fake impressed interest (or genuinely express it whatever).

>>2217978
The guns present, how are you going to get that keg to them and the guns on the mech?

This is why we have a slave tho

>>2217978
Since the cargo bay is typically for loading up ammo I'm pretty sure there is some sort of loading wire/elevator since it would be absolutely retarded to load up everything through the cockpit hatch.

Sow e use that

>>2217978
Oooh. Lessee if they can build us a Wrecka'mecha. We can have the Elf Slave (wat do) pilot it and shoot the guns, while our witch bitch sits up top in the 2nd player seat and provides magical support.

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>>2218039
>>2218305
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>>2218466
You order Seirye to lower a barrel down on the mech's ammo crane. The guns themselves could be installed, but they might have to be jury-rigged. You don't think Seirye will be able to do that on her own.

"Is there any way that I could get one of your mechs?"

The orc shakes his head, "Nah, we don't have the tractors ta spare. ya'd be better off gettin one from the dwarves. They got a good few mechs ya kin buy fer a bargain." He pats the barrel of elven wine appreciatively."

"So, this nation... how was it made?"

"Oh, aight, so we always ad tribes, yea, humie? so one day durin a big meetup, we got some chiefs sayin they'd make a great nation of orcs, for orcs. Course that was a hit, but den we ad two chiefs that tried ta win leadership. Killa Gree Grinton, an Ognald Grump. Well, Killa Gree had a lotta clout wit other chiefs, but Ognald was NUTS. 'e goes ta alla tribes, gets ta boys all up in arms, gonna make orcs great again. Yeah, erryone gits behind dat. day comes and Ognald stomps Killa Gree. It's good, 'cause Killa Gree wanted a war with the dwarves, an that was gonna be a mess." The orc nods, "Any'ow, we buildin this nation up inna mountains. Ognald's got this plan ta build a great wall along the mountains, make the Empire pay fer it." Sounds like quite the political clash. You kind of regret missing the fireworks.

"Ah, one last thing, are you able to remove slavery spells?"

"Nah, man, we ain't been slaves fer few decades now. Meybbe in da capital, but that's a few days stompa trip away. Not worth it. Ya better off going to the dwarves."

>what do you do?

>>2219603

thank them for their time.

>>2219613
This and drop some weed for them.

>>2219603
>thank them for the goods and off to the new shrine we go

>>2219934
do you mean the signal source?

>>2220034
sure, check the dwarf city out and then go to that shrine the Orc said was near the glacier

>>2219603
> How do dwarves react to "Stompas" coming out of nowhere? Any yips on dealing with them?

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>>2219613
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>>2219934
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>>2220478
You thank the Orcs for their help and time. With the guns in the cargo hold, you pause and offer them some of your weed. A few of the orcs take interest, and gladly take the substance.

You steer your mech towards the signals. You find yourself staring into a great entrance into the mountain, the interior is dark, and the area appears imposing.

This is Kravskt, if the orcs were to be believed. You have no reason to doubt them. Though the entrance reminds you greatly of Union Architecture back home.

Should you enter?

>What do you do?

>>2219603
> Move on to the Dwarf city.

>>2220506
enter

>>2220506
They have a doorbell?

>>2220514

this

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>>2220507
You enter the open gate and realize why it is open. the entrance is a killzone. Though they look old, massive cannons set into metal turrets aim at your mech. Hundreds of guns stick out of firing slits, and, before you lies a massive gate.

You hear a voice echo with a thick accent. A small box above the gate glows, figures seen inside. "Alright, mech, we got you dead in our sights. Why have you come to Kravskt? Come to wage war?"

"I have wine from the elves. I came to trade."

"Ach, so you come to trade?"

"...yes..."

"So what do you want in trade? We can see if what we have is good, but yes, we do want the wine. Maybe we see if you can come into the city."

>What do you do?

>>2220524

well we did want tfree our slave, right?

>>2220524
> Freedom for a slave I somehow ended up with. Seriously. It's awkward. Turns out Elves are kind of fucked up.

> Also another Mech. We can discuss that.

>>2220524
>> Freedom for a slave I somehow ended up with. Seriously. It's awkward. Turns out Elves are kind of fucked up.
>> Also another Mech. this part is negotiable

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>>2220544
"I need to free a slave I ended up with... Elves are kinda fucked up."

"That they are, yeah." The voice agrees.

"And I want to buy a mech. This is negotiable."

"Aye, yes, you can enter, but any funny business and you get yer mech dipped in the magma." The gates upen to reveal a towering and bleak city. Magma pours from above, forming waterfalls of molten rock feeding into what must be industrial forges. As you stomp through barren streets, dwarves on levels on the sides stare at you. You push forward. It appears the main road is MADE for mechs. You reach a sort of mech dock and try to park. One of the dwarve approaches. Tracksuits seem to be commonplace... as well as assault rifles and liquor.

"Velcome friend, to Kravskt. I am Dockmaster Anton. You have slave, no? Come, I vill have my good friend Olaf come. Specialize in freeing slaves." The dwarf states, "But you must pay vine upfront. I am a very busy dvarf you see. Come, I introduce you to Boris, he sells mechs."

He must have been sent to you to help keep the city safe in case you were a threat.
Do you follow Anton, or set off on your own?

>What do you do?

Does Anton have proof he is not just some fraud trying to bullshit free wine off us?

>> Is there any repair crews around we can recruit for our mech?

>>2220560
We didn't say anything about having wine, who the hell are you?

>>2220560

stick with the dorf.

>>2220560
Go with anton

>>2220560
Follow the dorf

>>2220645
> "I have wine from the elves. I came to trade."

>>2220566
So, let's not act as if we're too paranoid just because we were stupid earlier.

We didn't tell the about the Witch though, so get her to stay behind and watch the mech.

Also >>2209653 Nigga I'm going to need a list of our blessings and shit.

>>2221382
Zavar: Dark magic talent (Spells: Corruption, Choking mist)
Acarit: Ailment immunity
Jorr: Life warden (save a companion's life at the cost of damage to yourself)
Mera: Light magic talent (Spells: Cure ailment, purification bolt)
Mirna: Magical talent (spells: enchanted shield)

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>Full Profile
Capt. Alex
Pantheon Champion.

Class: Mech Ace
(Perks)
-Asspull - Negate a failed roll once per combat
-Rockstar - All favors done have increased renown
-Top Gun - +10 Bonus to ranged attacks.
-Shoot-Em-Up - can 'fire all weapons' once per combat. Cannot stack. Next turn is skipped.

Obtained Perks
- Nature's Love - +10 to rolls for meeting gods.
- Handsome - (locked) You get a better interactions with females.

Cursed perks
- Innocent appearance - +40 to god interactions.
- Cute - +10 to interaction rolls.
- Smol - Increased dodge chance (+10) in nonmech combat. -30 modifier for physical combat unless targetting crotch or legs.

Blessings:
Zavar: Dark magic talent (Spells: Corruption, Choking mist)
Acarit: Ailment immunity
Jorr: Life warden (save a companion's life at the cost of damage to yourself)
Mera: Light magic talent (Spells: Cure ailment, purification bolt)
Mirna: Magical talent (spells: enchanted shield)

Mech perks:
-Chromehound - This mech is built for speed. Attempts to dodge or navigate difficult terrain get a bonus with an ace.
-Metal Gear - weapons systems and mech armor is extra resilient.

Mech Armaments:
- Cruise missile array. - fires cruise missiles. seeker weapon. Does heavy explosive damage.
- Railgun - the most powerful in anti-armor kinetic weapons, easy to fire.
- heavy cannon turret A. - staple weapon. Good vs weaker armor or infantry.
- heavy cannon turret B. - staple weapon. Good vs weaker armor or infantry.
-Additional armor

Subsystems:
- Scanner suite: Standard Federation scanner package.
- Comms suite: Standard Federation communications systems and loudspeaker.
- Storage bay: Crane and empty space.
- Life support: A robust air cycling setting.

Mech Blessings:
???: Infinite Ammunition and fuel

>>2222162

with stats like that, we should stay smol

>>2222292
No

>>2222292
Sure let's stay small and get Loli Bad End Gang Raped By Futa Angels

>>2222297
>Futa
>I ain't drawing that shit.

I like this thread so far, can soemone show a summary for someone with massive ADD?

>>2222292
Personally, I'd rather not have the -30 combat modifier for physical combat.

>>2222297
If futa angels are in your mind so often then you can go fap to them to chill the fuck out.

>>2222306
Futa just recently got added to the string of words along with gang. Before it was just Loli Angel Rape Bad Ended. Still trying to come of with some more. Maybe Loli Bad End Gang Raped By Futa Furry Angel Vore Fetishists that'll sell the video online. Thinking of fitting mindbreak or something in there

>>2222305


TLDR, we are mech poliot that would up on a fatasy woulrd, are also an outside context problem, somebody fucked up desgiuse magic and we got turned into smol loli, and are trying to free an elve slave (wat do)

>>2222309
Anything bigger or should I just sift through the threadS?

>>2222309
ADD Man

>>2222305
I don't think there's anybody that can explain it better than the OP or QM but I'll try to get some important Events not in the OP

We found a Witch about to be executed by Don Quixote and saved her. She's pretty neet if a bit smelly.

We went exploring and found The God Of Corruption. The God of corruption basically said take my blessing that's totally cursed or else I'll get pissed off and probably torture you.

We wandered around some more and found the goddess of nature. She was pretty chill since we Nat 100 her and so she gave us a bag of never ending godly weed.

We wandered again and found an Elf village. The elves realized we had their goddesses personal stash and paid us a lot of shit not just gold but also stuff to smoke with us. And so we had a huge party with giant pizzas and weed.

In the village we meet a tsundere Elf that didn't like weed and owned a bookstore. We gave her the money we got from selling weed to buy books.

Some guy approached us selling his daughter for god weed. We said he was a piece of shit for selling his daughter but bought her anyway to try to save her. Turns out she was an obedience slave collar that could probably be removed by Dwarves or Orks since they were former slaves.

```Cont

>>2222305
Summary: Captain Alex and his Federation Newt-class Combat mech have been isekai'd.

Alex was in denial of this and proceeded to rescue a witch (Party member Hilda) and piss off the strongest goddess (Mera) in the pantheon by killing one of her knights. Her knights have mechs. Alex then travelled to the mountains to lay low a bit, finding the dark god Zavar who introduced him to blessings (our mechanic for getting stronger.) After obtaining the blessing, Alex returned to the valley of the Empire and went to the nature goddess.

Alex rolled a crit and got a perk and some god-tier weed on top of her blessing. Alex then went to the elven city, got a bunch of supplies and had a weed party. One of the elves forced a slave (Seirye, mechanic) into Alex's possession for some god weed.

Meanwhile Mera summoned a NEET from another world (Daichi) and a girl from his class (Chisa) and gave them game mechanic cheats.

After that we went to the secret library of Mirna, killed a magical monster and met the goddess of knowledge who informed alex he is in fact isekai'd. She is from Alex's reality, but was forced into godhood.

In order to get her blessing Alex went into the capital of Mera's holy Empire to steal a relic back. Delving under the city, Alex made a deal with a back alley witch (Grella) who gave Hilda more abilities, but also put a curse on Alex.

Alex used a disguise to get in and botched the roll, the curse triggered and Alex became a little girl. Alex then tricked Mera into blessing them and then stole the artifact, though they lost the ability to turn back.

Upon returning to Mirna, she gave them magical ability and admitted they couldn't restore them. Now Alex is on a quest to become a dude again on top of kicking Mera's ass.

Alex then followed Mirna's path to the unknown lands and met with Orcs. They were friendly and sold guns to Alex. Now Alex is at the dwarves to remove the magic binding Seirye's mind to servitude.

That's all we did so far.

>>2222311
We got hunted down by some crossbow mech and decided to pussy out by jumping into the river.

There was a hidden temple underground to the goddess of Knowledge but it was guarded by some monster.

We used the lord of corruption's blessing to kill it.

Inside the temple was a huge library with a petrified girl turned to stone. We couldn't heal her but decided to talk to the goddess of knowledge.

Turns out she was from our world a few years ago. There were some touching moment, We offered her weed then a hug and she sent us on a quest to find wards to protect her temple.

I tuned our after that but something something witch turned us into a girl.

Something Something I kept going on about Loli Angel Rape. Something Something a guy got really pissed and I tried as much as I could to egg him by repeating the phrase Loli Rape Bad Ended

>>2222323
>>2222346
>>2222349
Thanks Anons, I like this quest so far, I hope it's to stay.

>>2222353
That second guy was the QM

>>2222355
I am aware.

>>2222355
what do we do now?

>>2222395
Wait like two days before QM updates

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>>2221373
"How do I know you are who you say you are?" You ask, prompting the dwarf to reach into his outfit andf pull out an ID. It certainly has his mane on it and his picture.

"Front gate radio us at the docks. Thought you'd come here. This is vhere forges for mechs are and the department ov vreedom."

You look inside the mech... Hilda was never mentioned, by Seirye was.

"Hilda, watch the mech, I'm going with Seirye." The witch stares at you.

"Um, but you don't know anything about the dwarves."

"Do you?" You ask. Hilda remains silent. "Yeah, I figured." Considering her part in the curse you are under, you don't feel that bad, but it's still a bit of a dick move.

Seirye emotionlessly follows you out as you close the mech behind you, dragging the barrel with her on a dolly. Anton leads you down what appears to be a street. it appears a bit dull and dilapidated, with dwarves squatting and smoking. Newer buildings add a splash of color and light, but the towering grey concrete buildings dominate the environment. All function, no aesthetic. They look imposing.

Anton points two directions.

"Nearby is mechs. Ve sell old models, but is good mechs. That vay is department ov vreedom. Get magic ovv elv."

>What do you do?

>>2222507
Follow the path.

>>2222518
which path? To the mechs or department of freedom?

>>2222507
Go to the department of freedom to get our elf unslaved and maybe get a quest for more money

>>2222519
The latter.

>>2222521
THIS ESPECIALLY THE BIT ABOUT THE QUEST

>>2222521

this

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>>2222560
You nod towards the department of freedom. What you notice first is the light. It's blinding in the dark. The dwarf leads you to the stucture, which appears to be mostly glass. Entering you are met with a warm interior, glowing pillars illuminating the room.. closer inspection reveals it's magma, flowing through thick, clear material.

You are led down hallways to one room, where a dwarf sits, clad in a suit. Anton nods his head and both leave. You hear muffled talking behind the door and both come back in.

"So." The suited dwarf says, "You bring a slave here to undo the magic. This is your slave, no?"

"Yes." You respond.

"Interesting. Most slaves be stolen and brought here. Yes, I can free her. Friend Anton has stated barrel is elvish wine. Is good drink, yes. We have agreed to split barrel as fee for skipping paperwork."

"Fine, free her."

"Old, friend. Elf is sensitive issue. How you get this slave in first place? Human market? Roving trader?"

"Her father sold her to me." You explain, "Or rather, forced me to buy her... something like that."

The suited dwarf freezes. Then looks to Seirye. Then to you.

"The... father." You swear he mutters some sort of swear, "This is a purchase bride! Is very special slave. Very valuable! Why does little girl have-"

You groan, "He traded her for Acarit's weed."

"You fucking kidding me. You FUCKING KIDDING. Little girl had weed and get bride? Just one? Weed worth three, four brides."

"I wanted him gone. Slavery is immoral. But if I left her with him..."

"Yes, he sell to someone else, of course, of course. Little girl you not only have top goods you cheated. What are skills?"

"Mechanic?"

"Ah, this bride intended for dwarf or orc. With embargo we cannot get. With laws, illegal to buy. Yes. Human girl, Elf bride is special case. Slave is meant as wife. Probably under spell since little girl herself." The dwarf nods, "Very traumatic. No will most of life. You wish to free still?"

"Yes, I came here for that."

"Very well." The dwarf pulls something out of his sleeve and clicks it. The room goes blue. A hum is heard and Seirye goes limp. For the first time you see... worry, fear. Her hands reach up, and she stares at them.

"W-what have you done?! Why did you do this? D-did I displease you? Oh no... oh no no no no..." Seirye stares at her hands in horror.

"Elf is free, will be taking wine now. The suited dwarf declares, grabbing the barrel and dragging it to the back room.

"Iv you drink vithout me I kill you Olaf!" Anton threatens the suited dwarf.

"There, is good no? Let us go to mech sale." Anton smiles.

"Oh goddesses no... What do I do... Master why?" Seirye repeats, staring at you in fear. This doesn't seem to be going away. You might want to do something.

>What do you do?

>>2222521
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>>2222683
In the lobby, you ask Anton about quests.

"We have shipment to the elder hags, but is too dangerous now. Need the battle in vastes gone." He shakes his head.

What battle? It sounds like a huge detour though... it also sounds like the same area Mirna mentioned as an option.

Regardless, you're going the other way.

>Continuing from previous post, what do you do?

>>2222689
ask for more details on the battle

>>2222691
did not see above post, comfort seirye, let her know that we freed her and she's free to do whatever she wants now, but she is more than welcome to stay with us

>>2222694
This, but phrase it as she should come with us, if this shit is done by birth then giving her limited options is the safest bet till she comes into her own.

>>2222708
Also go get Seirye some lunch while we talk to her

>>2222689
> Reassure Elf with headpats

Fuck weed. Headpats are where it's at.

> Since her father was shit, we are the father now. We're still going to take care of her and protect her, but we're going to help her grow into a free adult woman.

>>2222689
Also we're going to teach her to drive a mech. We'll get a nice one that is modular for her to learn on and it can grow with her. Nothing to fear when surrounded by armor!

One that we can stick our Witch into for support as well.

>>2222859
Yep, head pats is where it's at. We gonna be a better father than her shitty ass dad. Maybe get her a long range artillery/support mech

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You decide to comfort the elf, who has just had free will returned to her after who knows how long. You decide to do this with headpats, which are incredibly difficult for your small frame.

Still, you manage to pat the head of the teary-eyed elf, "It's alright, I'm not upset with you. I just wanted you with us of your own volition."

The elf blinks, "You mean... willingly?"

"Well, you could go off on your own, but we;d like it if you stayed with us. It'd probably be safer..." You explain.

"Oh, I see..." She looks down at her hands, "I... don't really know what all to do now. This doesn't happen... I guess I should follow you? ...It's weird without orders..."

It seems she's stable for now. Anton coughs, "Are vinished? Iv you vant to buy mechs, follow to forges."

>What do you do?

>>2223134

to forges, lets take a look at what they got. at the least we can get that ork gun installed

>>2223141
Seconding, also get stilts for proper head patting height.

>>2223134
To the mechs.
>>2223141
>>2223143
How good is ours?

>>2223153
The best, proper future tech that outguns everything.

>>2223161
How good do we pilot it as a smoll gal?

>>2223163
Shit, for the obviously retarded reason. Don't get into fights until its fixed.

>>2223163
Probably just as good given that we don't have penalties for piloting, only physical combat. Adjustable seats are awesome.

>>2223177
I see.
>>2223182
Does physical combat not mean Mech CQC?

>>2223186
>- Smol - Increased dodge chance (+10) in nonmech combat. -30 modifier for physical combat unless targetting crotch or legs.

Thats obviously for when we're not in the mech unless you want our mech to be crotch and shin kicking other mechs.

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>>2223134
> No, I am not finished yet. A Mech pilot is an integral part of the mech, and I want to make sure she's in proper shape for us to find her one.

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>>2223199
We now need to get a mini mech and impress the dwarves with an old heavy worlder saying we know.

>>2223232
....their dwarves, they know the law of the crotch punch, and apparently Russian on top of that.

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>>2223190
AND THEN LATER WE CAN GET A BIGGER MECHA TO PUT HER MECHA IN!

>>2223240

this anon gets it

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>>2223281
AND THEN . . . .AND FUCKING . . . . FUCKING FUCK THEN WE FUCKING FILL IT UP. WITH WITCHES. THE ULTIMATE GOD-FUCKING, FUCKING MEGA-MECHA-WITCHES.

>>2223289

whats next, perice the heavens with our drill?

>>2223366
Its pierce the heavens with our drill, learn English.

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>>2223366
No, next we give them MOAR DAKKA!

>>2223375

needs probability altering warheads for maximum effect

>>2223375
>
>>2223366

I mean in their combined form they won't have the size advantage that they did when they were smaller, so they gotta compensate with bigger guns. It's how engineering works.

I feel like I really want us to go get drunk with the dwarves to celebrate Seirye being free and then to rant at him about what kind of mecha we want.

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>>2223388
>>2223378
DID YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR A SECOND FINAL FORM? THE ULTIMATE FUSION OF MECHA, ELF, AND WITCH? MAGICAL BLAST BATTLE CANNON ARTILLERY MOOOOOOOODE.

Look at her. LOOK AT HER. SHE IS THE MECHA NOW.

>>2223401
Seems like the dwarves look on us with pity, struck down by a disease they know all too well. A man who sees always more dakka on the horizon, whose dreams always fail him upon their achievement of the impossible, taunting him with ever yet more dakka to be built.

An admirable dream, but a sad fate.

>>2223401

anon plz, take your meds already

>>2223411
How about you start posting mecha witches with me instead?

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>>2223426

, but i dont do mecha wtiches

>>2223536
Ligers are cool too.

>>2223549

panzer liger was the best config

>>2223536
> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nxnC6jkJyEM

>>2223563
Is this shitposting? Zoids. The Blox of the mech world

>>2223611

what. i legit liked zoids.

>>2223611
Zoids had some legit bad ass moments.

>>2223619

true dat.

I leave to go to work and I come back to this. Oh well, I got a position I applied for.

Let's get to it.

>TFW no battletech

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>>2224564
>>2223615
4 U

>>2224976
thank you kind anon.

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>>2223153
You finish comforting the elf and allow Anton to lead you to the forges. Once you get there, you note one key detail... all the machinery looks... old. Not like outdated (that too) but as if it was the original make, inefficient and clunky, but it's a damn relief to see true INDUSTRY.

The mech you see, however is... Well, it's pathetic to yours. But you think it might be more than a match for some of the mechs you've seen. It LOOKS like a war machine at least.

"What is this?"

"Ah, dvarv mech. Staple of old nation. Still able to make, but development of new mechs... not so good. Development of old mechs not so good either, but this mech good. Lava cannon melt most armor, shields. Overheat enemies. Hammer crushes armor, and heavy guns break foes. Very special. Also very expensive. Vill need a few barrels vine to buy." Anton explains the features of the war machine.

"Is this all?"

"Is best dvarv mech on market. Same as army. Better than most Mera knights." He affirms.

>what do you do?

>>2225182
Buy the dwarf mech

>>2225224

supprting.

>>2225182
> You said weed was worth many slaves? Well, it's kind of a pain for me to trade weed with the Elves, so maybe I could give you the weed and you could trade with them. They will definitely trade with you for it. I can call Acarit and have her let the Elves know you have a limited supply, so it will drive up the price even more.

>>2225224
>>2225228

creating new thread.

>>2225224
>>2225228
>>2225359
>>2225375
>>2225519
Continuing here!

The discord for all updates is here:
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