September 22nd, 1988

"Here's your recepit." Jotaro rips the textbook page he was writing down and lets it fly close to where Steely Dan's unconscious body is, before departing to find the group's latter half.

Considering where Kakyoin's Emerald Splash was, you figure it'll be a while before finding Joseph and the others, but since the jeep's closer to your location than their, chances are you'll probably have to go back here anyways.

>Go with Jotaro.

>Approach Dan and look for your belongings.

>Wait close to the jeep.

>>2209345
>Approach Dan and look for your belongings.
i'm happy that you're doing more with the other crusaders other then their allotted 2-3 fights

>Approach Dan and look for your belongings.

>>2209346
I don't think I've done anything that different from the canon story if you don't count the times when they're resting. It's kinda hard to work with some of them desu.

>>2209356
IIRC we haven't fought N'Doul yet but we've gotten iggy so that's a major deviation from the normal plot

>>2209345
>Approach Dan and look for your belongings.
You know, he's a complete fuckin dickhole...but we should probably still look for a flesh bud on him anyways. It's standard procedure, after all, right?

>>2209346
>>2209348
>>2209367
Approaching Dan, you look for your belongings under the pile of rubble he's at while Jotaro walks away from the fighter. Since Iggy's taking a nap close to where you are, you doubt he'll be following the boy either.

Placing a hand on his pockets, you manage to find both yours and Jotaro's wallets, along with his watch.

He did say Dio paid him in advance, right? Could it be that he still has some money left in him?

You keep searching the man while Jotaro hasnt arrived yet. Feeling a weird volume on his chest, you place a hand on his shirt's pocket to find a small, golden key. Neat, but where would you use this?

Looking over to the destroyed food stand, you see a locked suitcase over the counter. Adding 2 and 2 together, you try to open it up with the key you just found, managing to find Dan's secret stash.

Inside the suitcase, you find dozens of 100 dollar bills piled up neatly inside. Taking a few minutes to count them up, you estimate that the entire amount of money is close to a hundred thousand.

Where does Dio find all of this money? Does he just casually pays everyone in advance like that?

>Take the suitcase. It's not like he'll be using it anytime soon.

>Maybe Mr. Joestar should have a look at this...

>Don't take the money. It's not yours.

>>2209368
>>Take the suitcase. It's not like he'll be using it anytime soon.
an eye for an eye

>>2209368
>Maybe Mr. Joestar should have a look at this...

There may be a way to track these bills. While DIO probably has no trouble convincing wealthy people to work with him, breaking up his source of income could make him slip up out of annoyance or track down informants that he's using.

>>2209368
>Take the suitcase. It's not like he'll be using it anytime soon.
chances are this might be
a) a new, Anubis-like Stand
b) an important decision that determines our fate

>>2209368
>>Maybe Mr. Joestar should have a look at this...

>>2209368
>Take a thousand dollars, no need to be greedy but he's got to pay

>>2209368
>Maybe Mr. Joestar should have a look at this...

>>2209368
>Take the suitcase. It's not like he'll be using it anytime soon.
Dio's been draining the shit out of our funds with disaster after disaster. It's only fair game that we get some of that funding back. Honestly, I feel bad for how much of the Foundation's resources we've been using up - they only have so much, in the end.

>>2209378
Speaking of the SPW I wonder if they run mostly off of the oil company or get money through research now

>>2209370
Also: Joseph might be able to use his Hermit Purple on it to gain more information maybe? Not sure if it works like that, but some info on DIO is better than nothing.

>>2209368
>Maybe Mr. Joestar should have a look at this...
It is time to CRUSADE!

>>2209370
>>2209373
>>2209377
>>2209384
Writing. Good to know Hitomi aint greedy.

>>2209390
it's 50/50 though?

>>2209396
No it ain't.

>>2209396
I change my vote to being not greedy in that case

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>>2209390
100.000 dollars, huh? Maybe Mr. Joestar should take a look at this... You personally don't hae a reason to want all that money, so that'll surely help out with the funds. Who knows how much he's already spent while travelling the Middle East with 5 people along with him?

Grabbing the suitcase, you approach the jeep and sit down to wait for your comrades.

10 minutes later, you see the other crusaders approaching the vehicle.

"Are you sure about that, Mr. Joestar? A rest on the hotel would be nice..." You hear Polnareff ask for Joseph to reconsiderate something in their conversation.

"We'll still have an entire day to rest on the boat. No point in standing still if we can be on the move." Joseph explains, wanting to arrive in Egypt as soon as possible.

>Where did you go off to?

>Are you alright, Mr Joestar?

>Take a look at what I've found!

>Boat?

>Write-in.

>>2209407
>Take a look at what I've found!

>>2209407
>Are you alright, Mr Joestar?
>Take a look at what I've found!

>>2209407

>Are you alright, Mr Joestar?

>Take a look at what I've found!

>>2209407
>Take a look at what I've found!
Time to gamble it all away

>>2209407
>>Are you alright, Mr Joestar?
>>Take a look at what I've found!

>>2209409
>>2209410
>>2209411
>>2209413
>>2209416
"Are you alright, Mr. Joestar?" You worry about the senior's condition considering he just had a stand invade his brain.

"Eh, I've seen better days." Joseph complains. "Kakyoin and Polnareff had to shrink their stands to fight against Lovers, so a messy fight inside my brain made me a bit woozy, but that's hopefully just temporary. I ain't dying 5 days away from my birthday, that's for sure!"

"How old are you, Old man?" Jotaro asks his grandfather.

"I'm turning 69 this week." Joseph says to everyone's surprise.

"Whaaat?" Polnareff replies in shock. "I thought you were 53 or something! Damn, I wanna have a body like yours when I'm your age!"

"Indeed, it's amazing to see what your Hamon can do." Kakyoin ponders.

Slowing aging seems to be an great side effect from the technique. If Joseph can look around 15 years younger while barely using the ability, you wonder what a Hamon master would be look like if they trained regularly.

"Well, consider this your birthday gift, look what I've found!" You hand over the suitcase you looted from Dan.

"You found Dan's money?" Jotaro asks after seeing Joseph open the suitcase.

"Very nice!" He gives you a thumbs up,. "That should be more than enough to help us travel to Egypt and then some. Tell you what, you can have the rest of this cash when this is over."

After everyone gets inside the jeep, you're informed that the Foundation has prepared a boat for all of you to embark on. It should take about a day to reach Oman, so it could be a good time to rest too.

"Here." Jotaro hands you a handkerchief, reminding yourself that you're still dirtied up by sewage water. "They have showers back on the boat, so you won't have to worry about being dirty."

>Thanks.

>How long do you think it'll take us to reach Egypt.

>About that kiss we almost had...

>Write-in.

>>2209428
>Thanks.

>How long do you think it'll take us to reach Egypt?

>>2209428
>Thanks.

I'm not the only only one who imagined Jospeh's "Very nice!" in classic JoJo Engrish, am I?

>>2209428
>Thanks.
Considering the (at least minor) healing capabilities, I think we should recommend for Joseph to take a break for a day, and then to do some light hamon-breathing excersizes tomorrow. I think that would be best for his recovery.

>>2209428
>>About that kiss we almost had...
>>Write-in.
Joke about this.

>>2209435
>Thanks.
Then this
>>2209435

>>2209428
>Thanks

>>2209435
Any particular joke in mind?

>>2209438
Only bad jokes.
"So, how much do I owe you for your fifth kiss?" Pull out our wallet.
And I got nothing. Being drunk and thinking about Kiss based jokes is not my strong part.

>>2209435
>>2209436
I think the near-kiss is best discussed in private.
And also when we're not covered in sewage.

>>2209443

Why even discuss it?

>>2209443
You are probably right. But then it will be romantic if we bring it back. So it's now or never!

>>2209447
I meant that if we discuss it at all, those are the preferable conditions for it in my opinion
It isn't something that needs discussed, really
But if we do, I'd rather do it in private and clean.

Yeah let's not discuss that almost kiss. No need to.

Also, I just got IT!!!
We are a perfect counter to Mariah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6dCtfPBwNU

>>2209428
>Thanks.
>How long do you think it'll take us to reach Egypt

"Thanks." You take the handkerchief and clean your face while thanking Jotaro. "How long do you think it'll take us to reach Egypt?"

"I'd give it a week at most." He informs. "After Oman, we only have to get to Saudi Arabia and cross the Red Sea. Reaching Cairo by foot and looking for Dio is another story, though..."

"You're probably right... Oh, before I forget! Here you go." You pull out your wallet and hand him a 10 dollar note.

"What's the money for?" He asks in confusion.

"I take it tasting sewage for a kiss would be pretty rough, so I figured you'd like something in return."

"Good grief..." Jotaro holds out a chuckle. "Always thinking of a joke, arent you?"

...

After driving to the beach, you patiently wait for the ship to arrive at dusk.

"Heeeey!" A familiar voice greets the group.

It's Tempest, now wearing a Speedwagon Foundation uniform, along with a giant pair of glasses on her face.

"What's up?" Polnareff is the first to remember who she is.

>Where's your boyfriend?

>How did it go with the Foundation?

>Where's the bathroom?

>Write-in.

>>2209476
>How did it go with the Foundation?

>>2209476
>How did it go with the Foundation?
>Where's your boyfriend?

>>2209476
>>Where's your boyfriend?

>>2209476
>How did it go with the Foundation?

>>2209476
>How did it go with the Foundation?
I honestly thought Dust would Araki these characters

>>2209496
Jojo's version of a Death Note is too much useful of a concept to dispose of now that it's in the Foundation's hands.

>>2209476
>Where's your boyfriend?
>How did it go with the Foundation?

>>2209505
So we one-shoted an insta-kill stand? Hah.

>>2209516
Which character is she?

>>2209516
I planned on conpensating their op abilities with their incompetence, but Final Countdown isnt exactly instant. At most you'll be searching around with a reluctant Iggy while they hid somewhere, but you guys did too good on that beforehand.

>>2209532
And final countdown wouldn't really work on people like n'doul

>>2209532
>Final Countdown
Oh for something something. Now I got those DUDUDUDU stuck in my head for a while.

>>2209531
Probably the one with the megaphone.

>>2209541
Nah, Rebel yell more incapacitated people instead of outright killing them like final countdown

>>2209478
>>2209484
>>2209480
>>2209491
>>2209496
"How did it go with the Foundation, Tempest?" You ask the girl about her employment.

"Pretty good, actually." The four eyed girl responds. "They're paying me and Billy pretty well, so I think we can stick around for whatever they need!"

"For now, they're mostly scouting out for information and keep give us a heads up for any stand users on the countries we're going, but I'm considering using them to find other stand users around the world after Dio dies." Joseph explains. "We never had stand users working them before, so learning about other stands will be useful, maybe they might even recruit even more stand users while they're at it."

"Speaking of Billy, where is he?" You ask Tempest about her boyfriend.

"He's getting a submarine for you to cross the Red Sea with some other workers." She informs.

"A submarine? We've yet to travel on one during this journey." Jotaro seems particularly intrigued by this statement.

"I hope he's doing alright..." Tempest worriedly thinks out loud about Billy.

...

After taking a shower and having dinner, you figure you still have plenty of time to talk with someone on the boat before you go to bed. You do have a lot of options, but you're not sure who you should talk to first...

>Polnareff.

>Kakyoin.

>Iggy.

>Joseph.

>Jotaro.

>Tempest and the crew.

>>2209550
>Kakyoin.
we haven't actually talked to the guy in forever.
and after
>Tempest and the crew.
I'd rather talk to jotaro while we're in the sub

>>2209556
>Kakyoin.
Ask him about his vidya that he brought along

>>2209550
>Kakyoin.

>>2209550
>>Joseph.

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>>2209556
>>2209560
>>2209573
Approaching the pink hairred boy, you see Kakyoin eating from a small box of cherries, he gives the last one a good lick before noticing your presence and putting it back on the box.

"Hey there Hitomi." He greets you. "Joseph went to bed early due to him not feeling that well from today's fight."

"He probably didnt want anyone to worry about how he is..." You try to justify him not sayig anything about it other than feeling a bit woozy.

"I can't blame him for feeling a bit burnt out considering he's the one in charge of all this..." He eats the last cherry from the box "Anyways, is there something on your mind?"

>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?

>Did Jotaro tell you anything?

>Is it true that you want to be a programmer?

>Why do you play video games so much?

>Write-in.

>>2209591
>>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?

>>2209591
>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?
>Is it true that you want to be a programmer?
>Aw, I wanted a cherry...
computers are going big, and they'll only get bigger

>>2209591
>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?

>>2209591
>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?

>>2209595
>>Aw, I wanted a cherry...
Yeah we could go for a reverse RERORERORERORERORERORERO
We can always get one thro Karma Chamelioning one of the cherries in his belly.

>>2209591
>>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?
>Is it true that you want to be a programmer?
>>2209604
that's gross, anon

>>2209591
>What exactly happened while I was with Dan?
>is it true you want to be a programmer?
>I wanted a cherry

>>2209605
>that's gross, anon
And that's why I will not pick this option until we will fully reject our humanity. Then when Kakyoin will face Pillar Vamptomi, we will skip fight with him by doing this shit.

>>2209614
>pillar vamptomi
I don't know why, but thats making me laugh real hard

>>2209618
Hitpire WoMen. Fixed it.

>>2209591
>Did potato say something?

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>>2209593
>>2209595
>>2209607
"Awww, I wanted a cherry..." You complain to Kakyoin after seeing him eating the last one.

"Sorry, Sorry!" he replies. "Cherries are my favourite food, so when I get the hands on them, I can't help but eat them all."

"Alright then..." You brush it off. "But what exactly happened when you were fighting Dan for him to be so tired?"

"Well, Lovers managed to create some copies of his own stand to confuse us while he dug away at Joseph's brain and activated the flesh bud. I managed to find the real one and expel him from Joseph's body, but I managed to track him down with Hierophant Green's uncoiling ability." He explains.

"Whoa!" You gasp after hearing what happened. "But what about the flesh bud?"

"He managed to kill it with a good Overdrive. He's trying to heal himself with Hamon ever since, but he said it'll take a while for him to fully recover since he's out of touch."

After hearing some more about the his condition, you decide to change the subject to something more casual.

"Hey, Jotaro told me you wanted to be a programmer, is that true?"

"Yeah, ever since I started playing video games I've been fascinated by technology as a whole." He passionetly explains himself. "I'm eager to see what we'll be able to do with computers with the sucess of the Commodore Amiga series. And I wanna be part of that too. I even have a few concepts for game ideas once I start college."

>What would your game be like?

>What do you think about our group's current condition?

>I don't know a lot about video games...

>Write-in

>>2209654
>What would your game be like?
I'd imagine hitomi might have played the original street fighter at an arcade or something. What kind of games would she even like...? Rhythm games? DDR doesn't really hit the scene until 199something though...

>>2209654
>>What would your game be like?
Operation save cherry licking milf hunter is a go

>>2209654
>What would your game be like?

>>2209654
>What would the game be like?
He ends up making a milf dating sim called MILF Hunter

>>2209671
>He ends up making a milf dating sim called MILF Hunter

Assuming he surivives the final fight. And canonically, well...

>>2209676
We can just make him a new stomach and revive him

>>2209671
He could join the fire emblem team, since that's being developed like, right now. Or maybe he'll wind up making something similar to sakura wars.

>>2209678
>joins fire emblem team
>makes everyone a milf
I see a brighter future in this timeline

>>2209678
>Marrige mechanic starts with the first game, and hot milfs are introduced
Imokaywiththis.jpg

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>>2209660
>>2209662
>>2209667
"What would your game be like?" You're curious to listen to what he has to say, given his knowledge on the industry.

"Well, currently the market's been trying to sell their products using mascots to attract the kids, especially in the west" He starts off his explanation. "Mario, Megaman, The Ninja Turtles, you name it. And now that this trend's starting to take off in the gaming market, I feel like it'd be nice if we had a parody of those types of mascots."

"A parody?"

"Yeah, I wanna hit that sweet spot where I can make fun and satirize a normal video game while being entertaining without being too derivative." Kakyoin adds." What I had in mind was making a platformer about an earthworm traveling around planets to find her girlfriend, Princess Whatshername."

You laugh at the female worm's particular name, congratulating him on being self aware of his own story.

"Jotaro even drew some concept art for me using Star Platinum!" He searches for his notebook to show you a drawing of an earthworm wearing a space suit while firing a gun.

"He managed to draw exactly what I was thinking using his stand's precision. Isnt he cool? I named him Jim." He excitedly points at the drawing of Earthworm Jim, awaiting for your response.

>Go for it, I'd but it if I had the chance.

>It sounds too silly to sell a lot, don't you think?

>Write-in.

>>2209709
>sounds good
Kakyoin confirmed for time travel

>>2209709
>Go for it, I'd buy it if I had the chance

>>2209709
>Go for it, I'd but it if I had the chance.
>But! Don't put all your eggs into one basket. Do you have any other ideas in the future?

>>2209720
why not, I'll go for this

>>2209720
This

>>2209720
>decides to try and use our adventures and stands as a basis
>comes up with the basis for smt and later persona

>>2209720
Good advice. Supporting

>>2209725
>Hitomi looks like a persona femprotag
this works too well

>>2209720
"Go for it, I'd but it if I had the chance." You encourage your friend on his idea despite not knowing that much about video games.

"Really? Thanks!" He's glad to hear that he has your support. "I'm really looking forward to seeing what I can do when I start working."

"But do you have any other ideas in the future? You need a plan b in case it doesnt take off, you can't put all your eggs in one basket." You advise him.

"Well, I could always apply for a company, but I personally think that would limit my liberty on developing games." He says. "While I am interested in making fun games, I also wanna see how far the media can go from a story telling perspective. Of course there's always role-playing games, but since they mostly play the same, it'd be hard to think of a way to innovate the genre without alienating newcomers..."

You scratch your head while you try to follow up on his monologue about video games, but after noticing that he was becoming lost in his own thoughts, he clears his throat and puts his hands inside his pants' pockets.

"Well, as you can see it's not that easy to make a game, especially on my own. You have to think of a lot of variable even before forming a team to create the product..." He informs, trying to get back on topic. "But your observation will probably help out a lot, so thanks. Who knows? Maybe I'll even make a game about stands, too." He laughs it off, considering on what game to make next after he puts his name out on the market.

"No problem!" You give Kakyoin a thumbs up.

>Change the subject.

>Look for someone else.

>>2209763
Josephs probably sleeping... Could go see him, maybe see if we can do anything to help.
And ask for some medical textbooks, if they have any. Studying while we have some down time sounds nice.

>>2209766
Definitely supporting reading up on biology and the like, if they happen to have any books on it. Even something on first aid would be good. If not now, later.

>>2209763
>Look for jotaro

>>2209766

Since we're the designated healer this would help

>>2209759
It's like pottery

>>2209766
>>2209769
>>2209779
Good old medicine lesson, huh?
Let's test her luck to see if she finds anything around.
Roll.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2209787
man, we're never going to find anything with how hitomi rolls outside danger...

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>2209787
Coming through

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2209787
>>2209791
She can find something! Trust in the hitomi!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2209787

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2209787

>>2209791
Very nice, considering we aren't [Under Pressure]!

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2209814
Shame it wasn't THIS roll!

>>2209814
Once we enter the sub, it will be [Under pressure] 24/7!
>>2209816
C E A S E

>>2209791
Hitomi finds lewds?

>>2209824
>Hitomi finds a small porn mag hidden between the med book's pages.
>Joseph/some other memeber of the Crusaders gave her that med book.
>Hitomi levels a judgemental stare at them.

>>2209836
I hope this is what happens

>>2209836
smugtomi is best hitomi

>>2209847
>>2209850
Of course, the question is.

Will Hitomi "confiscate" the mag? /s

>>2209836
>Is the porn mag the work on an enemy stand?
>If not whose is it?

>>2209854
She might just be upfront with it.
"Let me borrow that some time too, you know?"
Or she might be like
"Well, I don't need it. I have all the eye candy I could possibly want."
Or just straight up
"Is this porn mag an enemy stand?!"

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>>2209791
Saying goodbye to Kakyoin, you start to think about your own job career, specifically what you can do to start learning about it right now, just like Kakyoin is doing.

Looking around the boat, you see a crew member that had "Lifeguard" written on his uniform. After you explained your interests in biology and medicine, the lifeguard gives you a few basic lessons about medicine along with showing everything inside a first aid kid and explaining what you're able to do with each item, from tweezers to antiseptics, and while you didnt manage to get everything down 100%, you were definetly interested on what he had to say.

Naturally, you came out of that experience thinking on how you could apply that knowledge using your stand and your Hamon techniques, which is something you could test out in the future, you did wrote down what you considered important, so you won't be having a problem remembering it.

Feeling tired, you decide to rest for the day. Hopefully you'll already be in Oman by the time you wake up.

...

September 23rd, 1988.

You wake up to the sound of a dog loudly barking at your ear. Not exactly the best reception you could recieve from him.

Looking up to the nearby clock, you see it's already 7 AM, the time where usually everyone's having breakfast, to which Iggy's happily chewing at.

>Thanks, I guess...

>Shoo him away.

>No need to be so loud!

>Give him some coffee gum.

>Write-in.

>>2209854
>>2209855
Both of these need to happen

>>2209858
>Thanks
>kick him in half

>>2209858
>Thanks, I guess...
>That was loud. Can I ask you to tone it down if you do that again?
Get some morning hamon exercises in, then off to breakfast

>>2209858
>>Thanks, I guess...

>>2209871
this

>>2209871
Changing to this

>>2209869
why did this make me start laughing
>>2209871
supporting

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>>2209871
"Gee, thanks Iggy..." You gently caress your ears after almost going deaf. "Could you at least try to not be as loud next time?"s

Iggy gives you a wince like you were asking too much for him and simply walks off. What a prideful dog...

Brushing him aside, you get out of your bed and focus your breathing to get a few Hamon charges. After that, you do a few dozen sit ups and squats to start off the day in a good mood. Nothing too rough, but hard enough for you to feel some straining.

Moving over to the kitchen, you see the gang calmly having their meal. Well, most of them.

Joseph seems to be having a pleasant chat with Tempest, while Polnareff and Kakyoin argue something about Iggy eating their food, to which the dog doesnt seem to care about in the slightest.

Jotaro seems to be finishing up his meal with a pretty neutral look on his face.

After grabbing your plate and preparing your meal, you decide to sit next to...

>Jotaro.

>Iggy, Polnareff and Kakyoin.

>Joseph and Tempest.

>>2209925
The only person not talking to anyone
>Potato

>>2209925
>Joseph and Tempest.
Let's ask him some medical questions, if we know any. Headaches, double vision, memory loss, loss of taste, that sort of thing.

>>2209925
>Joseph and Tempest.
Should probably talk about helping him out, medically.

>>2209925
>Joseph and Tempest.
We should check up on joseph

>>2209926
This

>>2209926
This.

>>2209933
plenty of time to talk to potato

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>>2209926
>>2209927
>>2209929
>>2209933
>>2209944
>>2209946
Edgy JooJ: 3
Old JooJ: 3

>>2209958
Is this a vote for joseph, or jotaro? I can't tell 100%.

>>2209925
>>Joseph and Tempest.

>>2209960
Well, I'm sticking with my vote for Joseph. Plenty of time to talk to potato later, but someone on our team has had head trauma and could probably use our help.
>>2209958
Is... that a vote for old man help or for sitting with potato?

>>2209960
Potato

>>2209960
so, right now it's 3-4? with one in the air, with the two above reiterating thier choices.

>>2209987
>>2209981
>>2209970
I'll pick Joseph first, you can still have a word with Jotaro before they arrive in Oman

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>>2209994
well I meant joseph anyways but I forgot to clarify so I guess it all works?

>>2209994
Approaching Joseph and Tempest, they both greet you while you eat away at your food.

"Are you sure you're feeling well, My Joestar?" The four eyed girl worries herself about her boss' health.

"I've been worse, don't worry!" The old man replies with a laugh. "I just needed a good night's sleep, that's all!"

"Alright then, feel free to ask if you need anything" She points out before drinking some orange juice.

>Any news on Avdol?

>Any news on Holly?

>I can use my Hamon on you if you want.

>I could check your brain with Karma if you want.

>Write-in

>>2210021
>I can use my Hamon on you if you want.

>>2210021
>I can use my Hamon on you if you want.
>I could check your brain with Karma if you want.
Hamon to boost some healing, stand just to check where the damage is, nothing more.

>>2210021
>I can use my Hamon on you if you want.
>My joestar
I know that was a typo but man does that sound lewd

>>2210021
>>2210027
This. It's the best method.

Actually...now that I think about it...
What if we had Karma use the Hamon instead of us? Her precision is a bit above human-level. Plus, she could apply it directly where it's needed. In fact, if we wanted to take an extra careful approach, we could shrink her and have her do it bit by bit, just so we don't risk putting TOO MUCH hamon in such a sensitive area.

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>>2210021
>I can use my Hamon on you if you want.

>>2210021
>I can use my Hamon on you if you want.
>I could check your brain with Karma if you want.
>>2210033
That could work!
Also, we should try getting a fish and messing around with it with our stand.

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>>2210027
>>2210028
>>2210033
Give me some rolls

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2210048
time to fuck up horrifically, as per usual...

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2210048
Extra safe mode: Engage!
But the pressure is still on.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2210048
Safety, on!

>>2210055
a roll that's actually above 70! hallelujah!

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>>2210055
Nice, Nice, Nice!

>>2210052
>>2210053
>>2210055
"I could always help out with my Hamon if you want, Mr Joestar." You raise your hand to show you're willing to help out the old man in need.

"Sure." He clears his throat. "You're getting better everyday with that Hamon of yours, I don't see why not."

After finishing your breakfast, you walk behind Joseph and try to breathe the pain out of him with your Hamon, which turns out to have a positive effect on him.

"Oh, good! This feels a lot better now." He stretches his arms to get a feeling on how well he is after the healing session. "I don't know about my brain, but my body is at peak performance after thiat, thanks a lot!"

"I can help with that, too!" You summon Karma to get a feel inside his head, but just like last time, you only manage to phase through his skull, and since you can't really shrink your stand like Pol and Kak did, it's better to leave that for another time.

"I always get creeped out when you do that..." Joseph admits, seeing you hand get out of his brain. "

>Any news on Avdol?

>Any news on Holly?

>How long until we reach Oman?

>Write-in.

>>2210114
>>Any news on Avdol?

>>2210114
>Any news on Avdol and Holly?
We really need to get that precision up to A, pronto.

>>2210114
>It's creepy, but think about how useful it'll be when I'm a world class Doctor/surgeon.
>Any news on Avdol and Holly?

>>2210136
This

>>2210114
>Any news on Avdol and Holly?
>>2210136
Yeah, something like that. "It's creepy, but it's useful, isn't it? Especially since I'm going into surgery or biology. Or both."

>>2210114
>>Any news on Avdol?

>>2210114

This
>>2210136

>if Joseph is almost killed by DIO will he try to pass his Hamon to us like will and ceasar did in the past?

>>2210179
I'm almost positive he will.
I'm...conflicted on it.
On the one hand, it'd be so much better than...seeing what he becomes later on, where he starts losing his mind. It'd be a really powerful moment, a potent one that would be great for the story.
But on the other hand, I think...maybe we can stop that. Maybe if Hitomi becomes a good enough doctor or surgeon, we can fix the problems before they become serious. Or prevent them entirely.

>>2210192
Gotta train with the potato more to get star-platinum like precision then

>>2210136
This.

>>2210192
the hamon might slow down him going senile if we can convince him to keep it up again

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>>2210121
>>2210123
>>2210136
"I know it's creepy, but think about how useful this will be when i become the world's best doctor!" You beam proudly at your statement, confident on your own improvement.

"World's best doctor, huh? I'll give you a few years, but you better live up to my expectations." Joseph jokes at your statement.

Speaking about doctors...

"Any news on Avdol?" You ask Joseph about your friend back in India, worried if he's still making a good recovery.

"He just woke up yesterday." The old man is happy to tell you. "The chef said he'd make the best breakfast we've ever had to celebrate. I already told everyone else about it, too."

Normally you would make a joke about the food not feeling that good, but you can't contain your excitement after hearing Avdol finally woke up.

"That's great, Mr. Joestar!"

"I know. It'll take another week for him to recover, but he plans on joining us again on Egypt, so hopefully we'll be already be there when he's all good."

"What about Mrs. Holly?" You smile to your senior, but he doesn't smile back.

"Holly's only gotten worse after I last called her..." He sighs "She can still talk just fine, but the doctors said she keeps losing her balance when trying to walk, so the stand's only getting worse..."

"I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Joestar..." You apologize, feeling like you've ruined the mood.

"It's alright. We still have until the end of October until we reach Cairo." He tries to pretend he's fine with that, with his tone clearly implying the opposite. "I guess it's just a father thing, it's hard to think rationally when your entire family is involved in this, you know?"

>We still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet.

>I wouldnt be able to be as calm if my family was on the line...

>Write-in.

>We still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet

>>2210241
>>We still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet.
I feel like the other one is foreshadowing but that's probably just being paranoid

>>2210238
>All of us here have your back. You can trust us to deal with Dio with time to spare! Just promise you won't run off and do anything rash during the home stretch, okay? We've still got to play it safe if we're all going to make it out of this.

>>2210238
>We still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet.

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>>2210238
>We still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet

uhh guys is anyone looking after our family, or milf hunter's?

>>2210238

I'll second this: >>2210249

Also: if Joseph managed to beat the Ultimate Life Form, then squeaking out a timely win against an upjumped vampire should be no sweat, right?

>>2210238
>We still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet.
>no need to feel pressured
>pressured
Under pressure, where art thou?!
>>2210249
agreed

>>2210249
This

>>2210241
>>2210249
"Hey,we still have plenty of time, no need to feel pressured yet." You try to ease his worries.

"I know, I know. It's just something that's always at the back of my head..." He lowers his face to stare at the floor.

Maybe a more assertive approach would help him out...

"Mr. Joestar, All of us here have your back here. You can trust us to deal with Dio with time to spare! Just promise you won't run off and do anything rash during the home stretch, okay? We've still got to play it safe if we're all going to make it out of this."

"Whoa, I wouldn't do that!" He raises his face, with his confident grin returning while Polnareff exits the kitchen. "Who do you take me for, Polnareff?"

"Hey! I take offense to that!" Polnareff raises his voice, only for the laughter of everyone still on their tables to respond him.

"Oh man, I really needed that one..." Joseph stops laughing and finishes his food. "Your daughter would be in great hands if you were on my place Hitomi!"

"Of course she would!" You say, picking up the mood. "She'd be like a mini me, how would she be in bad hands?"

"Alright, alright. Thanks for the laughter." He stands up from his seat. "Be ready to leave, ok? We'll be arriving in Oman anytime now!" He warns you after leaving.

"Mr. Joestar, wait!" Tempest, who was the first to leave after she finished her meal, rushes to the exit, likely wanting to ask something about the Foundation.

>Look for someone else to talk to.

>Wait for the boat to dock.

>>2210334
>talk to potato

>>2210334
lets go look for potato. invite him to go fishing on the edge of the boat.

>>2210361
Couldn't we do that but with our stands for precision training?

>>2210364
With B, I think that wouldn't help much, Some harpoon fishing with our stands could still be fun though, while the two of them fish normally. Practice multi tasking.
Some live fish to mess around with wouldn't be so bad to practice with either.

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>>2210334
>talk to potato

>"Of course she would!" You say, picking up the mood. "She'd be like a mini me, how would she be in bad hands?"

>Your daughter would be a THOT!
>THOOOTTTTT!

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>>2210348
>>2210361
>>2210364
>>2210368
>>2210371
Exiting out of the kitchen, you see Jotaro doing what he enjoys the most, staring at the sea with his cigarette pack in his hands.

Before he could lit those, he acknowledges your present with a short grunt, turning around in order to hear what you have to say.

>Did you heard the news?

>Don't you ever get tired of smoking these?

>Wanna go fishing?

>>2210420
>Did you heard the news?
once he's said his piece
>Wanna go fishing?

as for the smoking thing... well, we probably can't convince him to stop, but we have hamon and a stand. Maybe we can reverse what damage there is once we're good enough. Could say that to him too. "I won't stop you, but I'll fix whatever you break."

>>2210420

>Did you heard the news?
>Wanna go fishing?
>If he asks why tell him its a way to both practice with your stand's precision and a way to just chill and relax.
>make a competition out of it even
>pout if he beats you.

>>2210420

I'll second this: >>2210430

>>2210430
>>2210444
Supporting
We could grab a cup of sugarand with a side of coffee while we sit out here and fish too, if there is any.

>>2210430
>>2210444
>>2210448
>>2210450
"Did you hear the news?" You ask Jotaro about Avdol and his mother.

"Yup. Good to know Avdol's making a good recovery" he adjust his hat.

You feel like asking, 'what about Holly?' but judging by the look he's giving you, he probably doesn't want to talk about it.

Just like last time, you sit close to Jotaro and watch the sea along with him. This time however, you notice that his body language isn't as defensive as when you were back in the boat to Singapore. He lets you stand a lot more closer to him, only backing away when he has to blow out the smoke.

You're already used to Jotaro's silent way of communicating, but you feel really satisfied to know he's more comfortable around you, even when he's in a bad mood.

"Hey, wanna go fishing?" You say, taking a look at the fish jumping out of the water.

"You think they have fishing rods here?" He asks, surprised by your suggestion.

"Give me a minute..." You walk off to ask the crew members, arriving with two rods and a fish filled with anchovies.

"Here you go!" You hand him a rod.

"I don't wanna hurt the fish, though..." Jotaro examines the fishing rod, worrying about the fish.

"We won't eat him, you big baby! It's just for fun." You tease him like you usually do when he gets too serious. "We can even use your stands to make it more interesting."

"Fine then. The loser get's attacked by the next enemy stand." He returns your teasing after putting the fish bait on the hook.

"Deal!" You both summon your stands, ready to get as many fish as you can.

>Roll for results.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2210505
OH IT'S ON, POTATO

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>>2210505

Don't worry I got this

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2210505
>I don't wanna hurt the fish, though
Should we start calling potato Ocean Man as a nickname now

>>2210511

>gj
>>did we hook a dolphin :V

>>2210511
>Jotaro gets absolutely fucking blasted in a fishing competition, by a girl
He'll never live this one down. Yare yare daze...

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>>2210511
>High DC
>Crit
Every time.

>>2210568
The desire to beat jotaro is one that breaks through the pressure and pierces the DC!

>>2210511
>>2210514
>>2210516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0cBV8E9yaA&list=PLP0kESADYKNA4HLyruH7sldzJyvGyzSyE&index=3

Jotaro's faster than light eyesight will be hard to beat, especially now that you woke up his competitive side...

"And...Begin!" You both place your stands underwater close to the hook, trying to see if any nearby fish.

"It's a bit hard to see underwater..." You squint your eyes, trying to look something other than salt and bubbles.

"Star Finger!" Star Platinum extends his fingers to the shoal of fish approaching the boat, catching one by one with his stand and placing them inside the bait bucket.

"Are you serious?" You get flustered over how quick he's filling his bucket, you have to do something if you intend on winning this, fast!

"Karma!" You turn Karma Chameleon into water with ease since she was off the boat, perfectly camouflaging her in the ocean.

The fishes are approaching again, maybe you can use Karma's current state to pull them up and catch them all by surprise...

SPLASH!

As soon as they come close to your stand, you pull her back with all the speed you can muster up, making dozens of fish fly down towards the deck, knocking over both you and Jotaro.

"That didn't count. You were cheating!" Jotaro complains after getting himself up.

"Oh, don't tell me you weren't cheating with that Star Finger of yours!" You respond after your classmate helps you stand up.

"Good grief... Now my cigs are all soaked up..." Jotaro checks his soaked up cigarette pack after taking it out of his jacket.

"I'll buy you another one when we get to Oman." You smile to him, managing to see the coast in the distance. "Why don't we help these fishies get back on the water in the meantime?"

Seeing you grab the fish with Karma's two rows of arms, Jotaro ultimately complies; gracefully admitting defeat and helping you save the fish.

>To be continued...

That's it for today. Be ready for the tomorrow's stand fight though, I'll begin a bit later than today's session.

>>2210621
Pff, Jotaro's a little bit of a sore loser when you catch him off guard.

Also, Jotaro is totally going to be attacked by the next stand user, now. It was part of the deal.

>>2210621

Any character opinion changes?

What does Joseph think of the Potato/Hitomi ship?

What time tomorrow exactly?

>>2210621

Thanks for the run, Dust!

>>2210696
Iggy's finally respecting the group thanks to Hitomi, but that won't stop him from messing around with everyone.
Avdol is very thankful to Hitomi after hearing her saved his life, he can't wait to meet her again and see how well she's doing.

Jotaro hates to admit it but he's honestly adoring her company, even though she tease him a lot. Now that he sees Hitomi as her equal and appreaciates the way she always helps everyone with their problems, he's sensing a weird, positive feeling towards her, but he can't put it in words yet.

Kakyoin, Polnareff and Joseph still have the same opinion on you.

Well, Holly introduced you as "Jotaro's girlfriend". So he isnt surprised you two are having some time alone with eachother, even after Jotaro explained the two weren't together. Polnareff and occasionally teases him about Hitomi while Kakyoin gives him advice on how to act around Hitomi.

14:30 UTC-3.

>>2210876
What is this strange positive feeling?
It's not quite the feeling I get after beating the shit out of someone who got on my badside... Not the feeling I get when I take a long drag on a smoke.
It's kind of like that feeling I get when I look out at the ocean, but it's not that either... what could it be?
I know! This must be friendship!

is it time?

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>>2211866
To open the game? Yes it is.

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>Had a thought
>What if potato ship happens
>Is there a chance that Jolyne could have a sibling?
>A brother that is thin and petite like his mother
>But has his father's hair and autisim

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September 24th, 1988.

After arriving in Oman, Joseph and Polnareff went back driving around the barren wastelands called deserts until reaching the United Arab Emirates, a fancy country full of expensive looking buildings and hotels, which Joseph decided to avoid since most of the crusaders agreed on sleeping on the car. Only this time around, Joseph bought a fancy black car to ride with instead of the jeep the group has been previously using.

"Why didn't you buy an off road vehicle, Mr. Joestar?" Polnareff asks, mantaining his eyes on the road.

"You'll find out soon enough." He says, taking a look at his map. "I took the boat ride since I wanted to avoid the politically unstable route from Iran to Iraq, but taking the route to Saudi Arabia will be a bit tricky too."

"What do you mean by that?" Jotaro asks, inching forward to take a look at the map his grandfather is currently holding.

"Now that we're past Abu Dhabi, there's a small villaged named Yarpline 100 kilometers from here, the road is heavily curved due to all the desert mountains." He circles some parts of the map. "It would take a few days to reach by car, but we cant cut that to a day if we buy a Cessna plane to cross Saudi Arabia."

"You know how to ride a plane, Mr. Joestar?" Polnareff is surprised to hear.

"Well, up to know I've been worried that enemy stand users would cause any plane we rode to crash, putting innocent lives at risk" He admits. "But if I pilot a private plane like a Cessna, it wouldn't be a problem."

"I don't really want to board a Cessna with a man who's been through 3 plane crashes." Jotaro makes a snarky comment, which makes Joseph wince at him in silence.

>3 plane crashes? How did that happen?

>Don't be such a party pooper, Jotaro!

>What does that have to do with the fancy car, though?

>Write-in.

>>2211899
>What does that have to do with the fancy car, though?
let's be against flying, too

>>2211902
I'm adding in:
>You shouldn't fly a plane, Mr. Joestar, you got hurt in the head short two days ago.

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>>2211894
Maybe, hopefully he won't come out of an egg in case Hitomi convinces Jotaro to have a second kid.

>>2211899
>I bet Kakyoin could fly pretty well. He's probably played a flight simulator before.

>>2211899
>>Write-in.
Heh, it would be safer for us to just grow some wing and fly there.

>>2211899
>That's cool. The knowing how to pilot a plane part, not the crashing, though that can be cool depending on why. So...
>3 plane crashes? How did that happen?

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>>2211902
>>2211904
>>2211921
"Knowing how to fly a plane sounds cool, but not the part about 3 plane crashes..." You side with Jotaro. "How did that happen?"

"Well, one was when my uncle Speedwagon's plane was hijacked when I was a kid,t he second one was when I threw Kars in as volcano when he became the Ultimate Life Form, and you were with me on the last one, so no need to explain how that happened." Joseph reminds him of the Gray Fly event, making his plane crashes sound as casual as going to the grocery store.

"Still, I don't think you should fly in a plane after getting a head injury, Mr. Joestar." You worry about his health.

"Don't worry, thanks to this car, we're going to have an extra day to rest!" He points out, confusing the other group members.

"What does that have to do with the fancy car, though?" You ask, only for Joseph to park his car next to a man selling camels.

"Hey, sir! How much do you charge for 5 camels?" He asks after getting out of the car, prompting the other crusaders to do the same.

"It won't be cheap, mister." The stingy seller warns him.

"Would it be ok if we traded those for my car, then?" Joseph offers, making everyone's jaw drop in response.

"Mr Joestar! You just bought that car!" Polnareff protests to his crazy offer.

"That's exactly why I bought it! A car like this wouldnt help us get through the desert, but since I can't write a check to the guy, besides, these guys don't trust cash here, so trading is a lot more effective." He confidently says, while everyone is still dumbfounded by his decision.

"Still, camels? How will Iggy even go with us?" You point at the Boston Terrier taking a look at the nearby camels.

"Well, you could always carry him with you, can't you? No reason to buy another camel just for him." Joseph says, approaching the camel seller to take a look at his new traveling vehicle. "So, are you guys ready to ride these guys?"

>Try to ride the camel.

>Why don't you go first?

>>2211965
>>Why don't you go first?

>>2211965
>Try to ride the camel

we rolling for this?

>>2211965
>>Try to ride the camel.

>>2211969
Yeah, but I'll wait to see which option wins first.

>>2211965
>Try to ride the camel. Have KC give you a little boost to do it ez pz.

>>2211965
>Try to ride the camel.
This might end up with us getting thrown off, but maybe we can get under pressure because of that!

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>>2211969
>>2211977
>>2211982
>>2211987
Rolling time.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2211991
COME ON BABY

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2211991

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2211991
kuso rolls, watch this

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2211991

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2211991

>>2211999
>22, 11, 999
>rolled 11
nice get

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>>2211995
>>2211997
>>2211998

Comedy scene get?

>>2212002
Should have rolled 99. But we are under effect of [C H I L L]

>>2211999
holy shit nigga 3 dubs and trips

>>2212006
Blame the camel as being the work of an enemy stand

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>>2211995
>>2211997
>>2211998

>>2212019
We're on full C H I L L mode man!
And obviously, this is the work of an enemy stand!

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>>2212019
"Alright then, up and over!" You hop in the air, trying to grab ahold of the camel's hump, despite the fact that he is clearly twice your size.

"Pfft-- You need a hand, Hitomi?" Joseph offers help after a few unsucessful attempts, but his condescending chuckles ultimately force you to refuse his help.

"Please, I got rid of a stand user after getting out of the shower, this is nothing!" you summon Karma Chameleon to leap you up higher into the air.

"Whoa!" You shout, noticing you clearly overshotted your stand force as your stand flings you 5 meters up in the air.

Wait, you're still close to the camel, maybe if you aim at him in the right angle you can straddle him with no problem.

Unfortunately, the camel walks a few steps forward just before you managed to land on him, sending you faceplanting you into the sand like an ostrich hiding it's head in the sand.

With your head neck deep in the sand, you hear Iggy's muffled barking as he approaches you to try and get a taste of your hair, only for the came to blow his nose on both of you.

Joseph gets into a laughing fit while the other 3 crusaders just shamefully stare at you two.

"Mr. Joestar, you do know how to ride a camel, right?" Kakyoin doubts Joseph's knowledge.

"Of course, I've seen Lawrence of Arabia three times! Although I slep through a few parts of the movie since it was a bit long..." He boasts, comfirming that he only got these camels because he thought it would look cool.

"What? You've never actually ridden one?" Polnareff angrily points at the camels.

"Hey, no need to panic. When dealing with animals, it's important to understand how they feel." Joseph says, pulling an apple from his traveling bag and approaching one of the camels. "Here, doesnt this apple look delicious, little guy?"

Lowering the food close to the ground, the camel finally sits down and lets Joseph ride him.

"Whoa! I did it!" He says, to the surprise of everyone. "It's really high up! Cmon, your turn, Jotaro."

The crusaders start to grab the fruits from their respective bags to ride their camels.

>Grab a fruit.

>Try jumping on him again.

>Try a different approach.

>>2212077
>blame the camel on an enemy stand
>ask iggy for help

>>2212077
>Silently mutter about enemy Stands while grabbing a fruit.

>>2212077
>Grab a fruit.
If this doesn't work, we've gotta fuckin hamon mind-control this bitch.

>>2212077
>this is obviously the work of an enemy stand
>try the fruit

>>2212077
>mutter about Stand users
>grab a fruit

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>>2212084
>>2212091
>>2212092
>>2212096
Roll again!

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2212107
Time to fail agian

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2212107
I'm kind of hoping we roll low again

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2212107

>>2212108
>>2212110
>>2212111
[C H I L L] is in maximum effect I see.

Hitomi can't into camels.

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>>2212119
If someone tells our future children about this event, they're going to die.

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>>2212108
>>2212110
>>2212111

>>2212108
>>2212110
>>2212111

>Hitomi offers the fruit to the camel
>Camel bite her hand/spits at her face
>Hitomi scream in utter rage for several minutes

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>>2212150
fuck i just realized
Dio is probably watching this RIGHT NOW

>>2212150
Thats it! This has to be an enemy stand!

>>2212154
Oh fuck you're right.

He is most CERTAINLY going to mock us about this.

Someone please come up with a comeback to prepare for it, all I can think of is something about his mullet.

>>2212179
I got closer to killing/humiliating me than you ever will!

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

what the fuck
>>2212108
>>2212110
>>2212111
this is humiliating
why didn't you roll THIS

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>>2212137
"I thought Jotaro would be the one with bad luck against stand users after he lost the fishing bet, not me!" You mutter under your breath after grabbing a banana from the bag.

"All right. Now I'll tell you what to be careful when riding on camels." Joseph starts to explain. "They don't walk like horses. The front and back leg from the same side move forward together, so they tend to sway a lot..."

While Joseph is explaining the do's and dont's, you notice that the banana you've been carrying is suddenly missing. Where did it go?

Looking up to the camel behind you, you see him already gulping down the fruit before you could even offer it to him.

"Hey! You're not supposed to eat that yet!" You shout at him while everyone else is already getting up on their camels.

"I think there's one last fruit inside my backpack." Joseph says, prompting you to search inside it, only to find an eggplant.

"An eggplant? Why would you be carrying that around? It's not even a fruit!" You ask Joseph.

"Well, technically..." Kakyoin starts a lecture, only to be cut off when you realize the camel also snuck behind you to eat the eggplant.

"Argh! You little-- OW!" You point your hand at him, only for him to bit your finger too.

"Not fair..." You kneel on the ground and weep while the camel licks your salty tears.

"Good fucking grief..." You hear Jotaro say, but before you managed to respond back at him, you see that you're already riding the camel.

"How did she get there?" Joseph is confused after unknowingly witness Jotaro stopping time for such a simple task

"There we go! Congratulations, Hitomi! Aren't you a great rider? You could be a jockey one day with that attitude." Jotaro's sarcastically comments, pretending to not have helped you out on that.

"Alright then. Everone! Onward to the Northwest!" Joseph points, only for all the camels to walk to another direction. "Hey! Hey! Hey!"

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>>2212212
Aw, he did because we cried.

>>2212199
No, Anon! BAD! Do you NOT remember the wasted crit?! Stop taunting the Dice Gods!

>>2212212
Jotaro you sassy fuck.

>>2212212
Jotaro's weakness is Hitomi crying.
Pff!

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>>2212212
Okay, so he saw us at our lowest.
Ha...

It seems he can stop time for around 2 seconds now?