>>2203519
Hey you are alive. I was afraid the last year had managed to claim you as a victim

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>>2203519

Hey Moonman

>>2203528

Nah, he just took a bit of a break. Decided to try a quest idea he had rolling around in his head

>>2203519
Woo! Let's get back to Konaha Crushing It.

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>You're Susumu
>Still not old.

"I'm adopting Sasuke." You say, staring forward at the Konoha Council as you stand before them. You'd been waiting all damn week for this. Making sure you were back to your ol-...previously healthy self, and that the rebuilding of what was destroyed during the attack was mostly completed. You didn't want them making any excuses. Homura and Koharu frowned a bit, no doubt the subject being brought up by you was touchy, but with Hiruzen sitting between them you knew you at least had his vote to sway them. The real problem here, was that motherfucker Danzo.

"I believe we've been over this before Susumu," Danzo says, barely prying open that one good eye of his to stare at you. "Allowing any one Clan to have control over the Uchiha bloodline could be seen as favoritism. It could also be dangerous in the long run."

"What's dangerous is that Sasuke's been living by himself for the past five years without any family to support him." You shoot back, frowning. "Emotions are important to the Uchiha, and by cutting him off from any emotional support this long you're just asking for trouble. And besides." You cross your arms. "I think it's pretty obvious after what happened last week, that the Tetsu are more than capable of looking after Sasuke."

"The Tetsu's part in the protection of Konoha is greatly appreciated Susumu," Koharu says as she tries to defuse the situation between you and Danzo. "But the problem still stands, allowing the boy to stay with you could be problematic with the other Clans."

"I don't believe that would be a problem anymore." Hiruzen says, smoking on his pipe. "In fact I took the liberty of going around to the other Clan heads and seeking their approval on this matter myself." The Third pulls out some papers and sets them on the table, all of them marked with the symbols of each of the Clan's. "Including the Hyuga."

Hmmm, guess even Hiashi can stop being a dick once in a while. You grin once more as Koharu and Homura go over the papers, Danzo just staring at you. "If the other Clan's don't have a problem with it, then I think the only ones who do are the Council at this point."

"It's true, one of the main reasons we declined your wish to adopt Sasuke years ago was because of the Clan's." Homura says, adjusting his glasses to look over the papers. "If they're perfectly fine with this, then I see no reason to decline it any further."

"As do I." Koharu says, sitting back in her chair.

"I'm afraid I still can't allow this." Danzo says, earning a frown from Hiruzen. "It's simply too much power to be allowed in a Clan of the Tetsu's status' hands. I de-"

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>>2203603
"I'm afraid you're going to be overruled here Danzo." Hiruzen says, causing the one eyed man to turn in his seat and face the Hokage. "You've too much personal interest in this to pass judgement."

"....So it's come to this then." Danzo stands, walking around the desk and heading out. He stops at the door. "You're going to regret this decision." He says, then leaves.

"Ass." You mutter. You turn to wards the Council. "So...does this mean what I think it means?"

Hiruzen nods. "Yes. As of this moment, the Tetsu Clan are now the rightful guardians of Sasuke Uchiha." The Third smiles at you. "Congratulations Susumu."

>What do?

>>2203600

Wasn't there for it, but I'm sure it was fine

>>2203608

Awwww yeah, adopting Sasuke and Danzo getting shit on. A great start

>I'm....Thank you, thank you Hiru-lord Hokage

>>2203608
Well gather up the clan and go tell Sasuke the news.

>>2203608
Send Suzu to tell him the good news.

>>2203600
It was Dragon Ball

>>2203608
"It's been a long time coming. Thank you."

>>2203608
Assign Suzu to Sasuke. That'll put an end to his emo shit and probably stop his impending Uchiha chimp out.

>>2203622

Also this

>>2203623

But boyo, do you really think Sasuke's going to pay attention what with him more than likely to stare at Suzu's cow beefers?

>>2203608
> i thank you for your support lord hokage
after wich
>THROW THE BIGGEST FUCKING PARTY WE CAN

>>2203608
>Thank the Hokage for this and ask if we would need him or someone else to go and talk with Sasuke about his new housing.


Urgh..why do i have the bad feelling that Danzo is going to vent his frustation on Otsuko for this?

Oh that's right he's a asshole.

>>2203628

A prolapsed asshole? Or a gaping asshole?

Awesome, just need a decision for this.
>Go tell Sasuke by yourself
>Get the whole Clan together.

>>2203637
>>Get the whole Clan together.
TIME TO PARTY

>>2203637
>>Get the whole Clan together.

>>2203637
>>Get the whole Clan together.

>>2203637

>Get the whole Clan together.

Big family welcome

>>2203637
This is a family moment.
Iron and BLOOD after all.

>>2203608
Who would've guessed when we started this quest that Tsume would end up as Sasuke's sort-of mom.

>>2203637
>Get the whole Clan together.

Alright then boys, let's rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

>>2203663

On a note for clan mottos, how's a second clan motto being Iron Within, Iron Without that the Iron Warriors have?

>>2203667

Tzeentch showed me, I thought he was bullshitting

>>2203677
all according to kiekaku

>>2203637
>Get the whole Clan together.

Even the gate guards?
I said the whole clan jimmy!

>>2203684
>TL Note: Keikaku means Moo.

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"Th-thank you!" You jump forward, wrapping all of the Council members in a big ol' Tetsu hug. Hiruzen laughs through it, patting you on the back, while Homura and Koharu frown and try to push you off. "Thank you so much!" You let them go, wheeling around and rushing out of the office. Gotta' find the others, gotta' tell everyone in the Clan. "I did it Fugaku." You whisper with the biggest grin on your face.

You spend the next half hour gathering up members of your clan, all of them dropping whatever they're doing to come along with you. Suzu closes the bakery, Sinchu stops his bitching about Jiraiya not liking him, you even manage to pry Hiki away from his training, though he insists on wearing his weighted clothing along the way.

"Anyone know where the hell Taka is?!" You ask the huge group of Tetsu's behind you. Where the hell is that boy?

"Oooh ooh! I think I saw big brother talking with Hanabi Hyuga earlier today." Chiyoko says, riding on top of Hiki's shoulders.

"Okay cool...does anybody know where they might be?" You ask again.

"Hold on." Hiki hands you Chiyoko then crouches down. You wonder what he's doing for a second, before he suddenly rockets up into the air, having launched himself using only his leg muscles. Damn he's scary. After a few seconds Hiki returns, creating two holes in the ground where his feet landed. "They're over by the river with Lee and Tenten." He says, placing Chiyoko back on his shoulders.

"Not even gonna' question how you saw that, C'MON EVERYBODY!" You shout, the whole Tetsu Clan rushing off again.
---

After grabbing Taka and explaining to him what was going on, the entirety of your Clan arrives at the old Uchiha Compound. You gulp, raising your hand slowly to the front gate and knocking. God, you feel like a Genin again, going on your first mission. "What if he says no?" You ask the others, worry in your voice.

Anju slaps you on the head. "Aw come on, why wouldn't the kid wanna' be part of our family, we're awesome!"

"And it'll be nice to have someone my age to train with at home." Hiki says, a fire in his eyes.

"And I get to make so much more bread for everyone now!" Suzu adds.

"Why doesn't Jiraiya like me?" Sinchu whines. Goddammit.

"Right." You turn around, knocking once more. At first there's nothing, and then the gates open up, revealing a surprised Sasuke.

"Uh...hello." He says, his face and arm still bandaged up from his fight with Naruto. "What can I do for you all?"

"I....Sasuke I have something to tell you." You say, whole body shaking.

>What do?

>>2203738

>You can finally live with us now boyo

>>2203738
>"We have a place for you at the Tetsu Compound, the Council just got done discussing it."

>>2203738
>i apologize for letting you live here all alone with no one to comfort you
>and i know that this is a lot ot ask but will you give me the chance to redeem myself and allow us to be your family

>>2203738
>Guess who just adopted you~~~~

>>2203738
So remember our conversation about you living in the compound? Would you like to live in other place? Of course you can come back here every time you would like to.

Right then.

1d100
Hidden DC.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2203822
c'mon nat 1

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2203822
nat 100 incoming.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2203822
Don't fuck up

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2203822

>>2203828
wew

Not bad. DC was _01

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2203822

Give me 1s or give me a sequel to Dong Dong Never Die

>>2203828

You've done me proud my son

>>2203838
Imagine 5 ones rolled at that moment.

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"...You wanna' come live with all of us?" You say, and you can feel the entirety of the Clan hold their breath in as you all wait for Sasuke's answer.

Sasuke blinks. "Live...with you?" He asks, and you all nod as a group. "Like as a family?"

"Y-yeah. Cause like...we adopted you." You say. You step forward, placing a hand on the boys shoulder. "I'm sorry you had to be by yourself for so long Sasuke, I promise that won't happen anymore."

Sasuke bows his head, his body shaking for a bit before he laughs, looking back up at you with tears in his eyes. "Well then I guess you better start making up for all those years then, huh?"

"HE SAID YES!" Suzu screams, the entire Clan jumping for joy now as Sinchu starts to break out the party poppers. Where did he get those anyways?

Hiki walks forward, grasping Sasuke's hand in his own. "You are now my family. I look forward to many hours of training with you." He just kind of holds the handshake, maybe a bit too long, before nodding and walking off.

"I got myself a new little brother!" Suzu squeals, wrapping Sasuke up in a hug that forces the boys face right into her chest. Yeah...yeah that's probably gonna' be a problem down the line.

"And I got myself a new big brother!" Chiyoko shouts, wrapping herself around Sasuke's leg and hugging it.

"Guess we ought to start getting your luggage together huh?" You say, walking into the Compound. You stop and blink. "HIKI! DON'T BRING THE ENTIRE HOUSE!"

"...okay." Hiki calls back.

"Hey, what's all the partying for?" You turn around, seeing Tsume standing beside you.

You grin. "I just adopted Sasuke." You say, loving that you can say those words finally.

Tsume grins, striking you hard in the shoulder. "Nice job!" She says as you rub your probably broken shoulder. "I got something I need to tell all ya'll too."

Everyone stops, looking back at her. You grin. "What, you pregnant or something?" You joke.

"Yup." She says.

...

"What?" You say, left eye twitching. "S-say again?"

Tsume wraps her arms around you. "I'm sayin' you knocked me up man! You're a dad!"

There's silence from everyone, until Sinchu uses one of the party poppers right over you. "Congratulations!" He shouts, giving you a shit eating grin.

>What do?

>>2203900

A thousand yard stare, and silence is all that's needed

>>2203900
well i gues this household just got TWO new member's

>>2203900
>Realize you are now old. OH GOD IM A DAD. Confused/scared/happy tears.

>>2203900
>"Excuse me, I just have to check something real quick, been too long since I was in here."

Get the weed, get it now.

>>2203900
This: >>2203918
Congratulatiins Susumu you are now old.

>>2203936

>Implying that Susumu should be happy that he's old

Anon, boyo

>>2203900
>I guess that makes me old now.
>Oh well, at least I'm not Sinchu.

Right, roll me 1d100 not to pass out.
DC 90.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2203950

Gotta fail this one

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>2203950

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>>2203950
>btw they're triplets

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2203950

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2203950

Wow, you guys ARE old. Writing.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2203955

>>2203962
Also they are all girls. I know it because i knew Kiba and my older daugther sex before they were even born

I just realized that with Tsume being pregnant and us adopting Sasuke makes him the girls older brother

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"You're p-p-p-p-p-"

"Preggers, yeah." Tsume says, digging her finger into your chest playfully. "And it's all. Thanks. To you." She kisses you on the cheek. "Well, I did most of the work really, but you get an A for effort."

"Wow," Chiyoko says, putting her hands on her cheeks as she stares up at you. "A whole A! You must've really wanted that grade huh grandpa Susumu?"

"Oh yeah he did." Tsume says, laughing. You sigh. This...this isn't really all surprising. You knew that constant sex with this woman with no protection would lead to...this. But still, it's a bit of a shock. Still, more family! A new kid, that shouldn't be so hard to handle, you dealt with Sinchu after all. "By the way it's triplets."

"Trip-leeeeehhh." You pass out, the last thing you see is Sinchu's shit eating grin.
---

>You are Sinchu
>It feels good to be a gangsta

This day has turned out to be the fucking greatest. You stare down at Susumu's passed out body while the others try to wake him, feeling immense joy at the old mans suffering right now. "Welcome to the family Sasuke." You say, placing a party hat on the kids head before walking away, all this gooey feelsy stuff getting to you. "Gotta' do something to take my mind off this stuff...and Master Jiraiya.

Dammit, you didn't wanna' think about that. He chewed you out something fierce after you, Iruka, and him got back from fighting the Akatsuki. He laid into you, said he was disappointed, called you a waste of talent, but above all else, the thing that's stung the most to you this whole week....

"...I'm not even an Anbu anymore." You say, hanging your head low as you walk the streets, a simple Jounin again. Jiraiya had talked to the Third, and he'd demoted you. You are...pathetic.

>What do?

>>2204007
>Ramen, always makes you feel better

>>2204007

Ramen time

We did this anons, we did this playing Sinchu like a retard

>>2204007go get some ramen i gues

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>>2204007
Ramen, I guess.

>>2204007
>Sinchu isn't ANBU anymore

Well fuck it. Being a ANBU just pilled you up in endless jobs and you never got ti.e to spend with Hiki and Taka. Grab your two neglected cousins and bail then out of all this family bawling

>>2204035
Maybe if we stopped playing as a rrtard he might get his place back into the ANBU.

Ramen it is.
1d5, taking third roll.
>1. Naruto and Karin
>2. Lee, Tenten, and Neji
>3. Ko, Kori, and Sasu
>4. Iruka and Kakashi(Cross Dresser Professors!)
>5. Ibiki and Anko

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2204061

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2204061

>>2204060

That's the idea, so anons put on your thinking caps and from now on we play Sinchu smart

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2204061

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2204061

>>2204071
Oh you silly man

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2204071
>>2204071

>>2204072
Hey alright, your old buddies Kakashi and Iruka.
Taking a thirty, be back soon.

>>2204072
Welp...time to put Sinchu on the teacher route.

Also we should grab Karin she

>>2204077

Well in the meantime, let's address something that I've been saying a lot now.

Goddamn it anons let's play Sinchu smart and not like a fucking moron. Let's have him git gud like our other three MCs alright?

>>2204078
I wanted to write that she is our stude t now. Can one defect from being other place ninja? Does she needs to stay with the grass village?

>>2204085
Nah.

>>2204085
I'm all up for that but anons love their.

'urr derp pocket sand!'
'herp derp kick his dick'

Most of the reasons are that people don't know or care to use jutsus or forget that Sinchu has Fire, and iron release and that iron release is the combination of earth and lightning release.

So Sinchu can use other stuff then steel and fire release.

>>2204155

I present the man who's simply content with being a fucking failure

>>2204162

I trust that you'll manipulate those anons into making good choices, no matter how impossible the task may be

>>2204173
Did you just assume my gender, you privileged white boy cis scum?

Alright I'm back, writing.

>>2204177

My apologies. I present the pink and festering reality wound who's simply content with being a fucking failure

Better?

>>2204173
I can't do it alone senpai. I need the power of chaos you manifest to do so.

>>2204182
No, you just assumed my color AND that I'm based in reality. What if I identify as an extra-dimensional being, what then? This is why white people and men need to be wiped off the face of the planet.

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Ramen. That helps you calm down. You shunshin away, pushing away the depressing ass thoughts of this whole week, before showing up at the glorious Ichiraku Ramen. "Yo Teuchi, give me my-" You stop, seeing Kakashi and Iruka sitting at the table, both of them turning to look at you. "-...special." You frown, sitting down at your normal seat and ignoring both of them as you play with the chopsticks.

Kakashi continues to stare at you for a moment, before turning his attention back to Iruka. "So, what did you think of the candidates for Chunin this year?" He asks, reading his book while he does. Why read a book at a ramen shop? In fact, you don't think you've ever seen Kakashi without his mask on...strange.

"Well Sakura was a no brainer," Iruka says, slurping his ramen. You cast a side glance at him, noticing that he's still patched up pretty bad...and that's your fault. "And Hikigaya being chosen was just a matter of time I suppose."

Kakashi nods. "He just needed to fix that Genjutsu problem of his." He says, turning the page on his book. "But that third candidate, that one came out of nowhere.

"I know," Iruka says as you lean in a little closer. "However their match pretty much put any doubts of their being a Chunin to rest I suppose. The way they used the battlefield, the way they fought their opponent, it was all high level stuff."

"...something we can help you with Sinchu?" Kakashi asks, noticing how far you've been leaning over the whole time.

"What?!" You say, leaning back to your seat and straightening up as your ramen shows up. "Nah nah, I don't even care man....but uh, who was the third one picked for Chunin, if ya' don't mind me asking." It was probably Naruto, you think to yourself. Little dude is super awesome, destined for great things. Not like you.

"Tenten." Kakashi says.

>How do you react?

>>2204216
who ?

>>2204216

Despair, but also despair. Life's been a shit lately

I wonder why?

>>2204216
>Why? I wasn't around to see her fight.
At least I'm pretty sure Sinchu had left by then.

>>2204216
"The girl who threw a bunch of weapons at that puppet dude? That makes sense I guess."

>>2204216
Oh of course!! Right Tenten, yeah...

>>2204229
It was the fight anons ignored. It was Tenten versus Kankuro.

>>2204216
"Literally who?"

>>2204243
No, Sinchu left during Sasuke and Naruto's fight, and I'm pretty sure Tenten's fight was after that.

Confusion seems to be the accepted part here.

Now roll me a 1d5, taking fifth. Secret person showing up.

Also I gotta' shit again. Hoooboy.

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2204258
useless roll GOGOGO

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2204258

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2204258
Try not to bleed from the ass this time.

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2204258

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2204258

Well Moon, I'm sorry to tell you but you got dysentery

>>2204258
any blood this time?

>>2204258
Try not to bleed again this time

>>2203519
Why wont you die like the other shitty naruto QMs already?

>>2204271
I'm sorry to tell YOU Chaos, but you rolled a good one.

>>2204321

Oh hey anon, was your dad hitting you again?

>>2204326

Can I get a hint?

>>2204326
A good one for who?

>inb4 it's guy

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"Tenten!? She's....who is that again?" You ask, Kakashi and Iruka falling out of their seats in the process. "I think I missed her match. She was fighting that puppet dude or whatever right?"

"Yes, she was fighting the puppet dude." Iruka says, frowning at you. "Honestly, how can you not be interested in the youth of Konoha Sinchu? You were one yourself not too long ago."

"Pfft, the more I forget about my youth the better. All those people just acting jealous of me because I was so much better than them." Yeah, your youth was pretty hard. It wasn't easy being the best goddamn ninja in the Leaf....but now look at you.

"Hmmph, anyways. Her match with Kankuro showed her skills. She took control of the battlefield early on, and then kept attacking him using subterfuge and tactics." Iruka says.

"Didn't she lose though?" You point out.

"Just because someone loses doesn't mean they aren't qualified to become a Chunin, look at how many of the ones who won their fights weren't considered." Kakashi points out.

Yeah, you guess that makes sense. You turn back to your ramen, about to dig into that sweet, sweet heavenly aroma, when the flaps of the shop open up. "My friends!" Guy says drunkenly, a somewhat bandaged and also drunk Lee hanging onto his sensei. "I was hoping you'd be here! Celebrate with us about my wonderful student becoming a Chunin!"

"Yesh!" Lee slurrs out, giving you a thumbs up. "Celery-celebate-...be happy with us!"

"...are you drunk?" You ask, wishing you had a camera with you.

"No I am Lee." The little kid responds.

Oh god this is perfect.

>What do?

>>2204350
Geez guy what'd you do try and light the flame of youth with alchohol or something?

>>2204359
>Geez guy what'd you do try and light the flame of youth with alchohol or something?
missed my meme arows

>>2204350

>"Guy I have to ask: Fucking why man?"

>>2204350
>>2204364
This. This sort of thing is all sorts of messed up.

>>2204350
>"Jeez Guy, you think giving your mini-me booze is a good idea? Here, lemme take that so you don't get in trouble"

Rolled 46, 7, 11, 59, 96 = 219 (5d100)

Hmmm.
Let's hope I don't get over a 70 here.

>>2204404
Oh no guys. How could you insult Guy SENSEI like that!?

Now Lee's gonna' have to rough you up!

Writing.

>>2204350
Gai...did you just gave a underaged boy sake? Not even I did that to Hiki and Taka. Well more that i didn't do it because Suzu would kill me if i did it. But come on man!

>>2204404

Fuck

>>2204408

OH COME ON, MOON. Do you just hate Sinchu and that's why you're giving him the hopeless fight against Drunk Lee?

>>2204408
The moment you realize Sinchu isn't so iresponsible to give underaged people a drink. I guess there is still hope for him.

>>2204414
A drunken Lee that is able to use jutsu don't forget that.

>>2204417

My God you're right, what's something that's beyond hopeless?

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"Geez guy, what'd ya' try and light up the flames of youth with alcohol or something." You snicker, causing the bushy browed Jounin to hang his head in shame. Yeah, this is the stuff. "I mean, if I tried that shit with Hiki and Taka, Suzu'd kill me!"

Lee looks at you, then back at his ashamed sensei, before wiping his mouth and standing up. He points a shaky finger at you. "You shhhhhall not insult my glorioush Sensei villain!" He shouts, he starts to move to wards you, his movements wobbily.

You smirk. "Right, well what are ya' gonna' do abou-" You feel a painful strike hit you across the cheek, sending you flying off of your stool and into the street outside. You roll to a stop finally, sitting up and rubbing the huge welt on the side of your face. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Lee jumps outside, taking up a strange looking stance as he hiccups. "Pre-prepare yourself!" He says, charging to wards you. He throws a kick, and you duck it easily, but then suddenly the kick changes course and knocks you right in the face.

"Guy! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" You shout , trying to avoid the little shits attacks.

Guy heads outside, Kakashi and Iruka following closely behind. "It's as I feared, I should never have given Lee a sip of my sake. For you see," Guy stops for a moment, throwing up all over the street and Kakashi feet. "Sorry. For you see, Lee is a master of the Drunken Fist!"

Drunken Fist?! Bullshit, you've gotten drunk plenty of times and never mastered any such art form. You try to catch one of Lee's legs, but the boy's movements are so erratic that it's like trying to catch a greased up eel. He just keeps slipping by and smacking you in the face!

>What do?

>>2204441
>Beat him at his own game. He's not the only user of Druken Fist

>>2204441

Wait I got an idea, trick Lee into drinking a bottle of hot sauce

>>2204458

Nigger no, we're supposed to play smart remember? Unless Drunk Sinchu is the lord of annihilation

>>2204441
>sorry about this Guy
>Substitution Jutsu with Guy

>>2204441
>tekotsu our entire body and just focus on dodging for now
>maybe tell iruka and kakashi to stop being useles

>>2204441
He has a padron he keeps going for our face then we just need to grab his wrist when he comes trying to punch it.

>>2204472

Wait. I got a better idea, transform into a girl

We kinda tied up right now so hurry and make a decision before I get up and take another shit.

>>2204474
change my vote to this>>2204493

Alright, transforming into a girl wins.
1d100
DC 60

Moon quick question. Who punches harder Hiki or Lee?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2204523

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2204523
give me that nat one baby

>>2204523

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2204523

Rollan

>>2204526

Hiki probably

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2204523

>>2204536
We became so hot Lee wants to copulate with us

>>2204536

PRAISE TZEENTCH FOR ALL THE 99s

You passed, good.

Now comes the fun stuff.

>>2204545
>>2204547
The power of all the female Tetsu.

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>>2204555
TWLL ME WE BECAME BEST GIRL MOON!

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Right, you could do some sweet moves and incapacitate the little runt in front of you, probably ending this whole thing in an instant because you're a goddamn super awesome shinobi who's had five more years worth of training than Lee...

...or you could transform into a girl. Obvious choice really. "Sinchu Style: Sexy Jutsu!" You disappear in a puff of smoke, and then reappear behind Lee, now with some rockin' pigtails and lipstick. "Hey there big boy!" You say in a high pitched voice, jigglin' your body. You hear Kakashi facepalm behind you. "Aren't you so cute in your green jumpsuit."

"M-me?" Lee says, pointing to himself. "Th-thank you for the compliment madame!" He says, bowing to you.

Heh, easy pickin's. It kind of disturbs you how good you are at bein' a sexy babe. "Ohohoho, don't thank me! I should be thanking you for letting me see all those fancy moves of yours!"

"You liked my moves?" He asks, smiling at you.

"Lee no, don't be tr-." You slam your foot into Guy's face, knocking him out instantly.

"Guy Sensei?" Lee asks.

"Ohohoho, don't worry, he's just sleeping." You say. "Now, if you'll excuse me I have...uh, tampons to get. Toodleooo!" You start to walk off, but suddenly feel a hand grab your elbow, and looking back you realize it's Lee. "Hey, don't get handsy bub."

"I cannot allow a fair maiden to walk home by herself, I shall escort you myself." Lee says, wrapping his arms around your elbow, and hiccuping slightly. "Where do you live my lady?"

Oh fuck. "Uh, no that's fine, you don't have to." You say, trying to pry yourself from Lee. Goddamn little shit's got a grip though. "Really, it's cool man."

"Nonsense, Guy Sensei taught me to treat ladies right, and I shall!" Lee says.

"...you know he's right lady." Iruka says, grinning at you. "It's been pretty dangerous around here lately, you should let him escort you."

Fuckin' Iruka you son of a bitch! You're about to just knock Lee out and run for it, when Naruto and Karin show up. Fuck. "Oh fuck."

Lee gasps. "My lady, such language!"

Shit shit shit, if Naruto sees you like this, you'll lose the last person who respects you at all!

>What do?

>>2204578
>shinshun away like a motherfucker

>>2204578
>Insist he takes care of his sensei, turn back to normal. If he doesn't listen make an Iron Clone of regular Sinchu

>>2204589
>>2204596

Either one of these'll work

>>2204578
This:>>2204596

>>2204606

Fuck it, knock Lee out and get out of transformation. It's simple

>>2204578
Knock out Lee and sprint back to eat your goddamn ramen

Jesus

Knocking Lee out wins.

You wanna' know the DC?

It's 30.
Because you're a goddamn Jounin.

Jiraiya was right, Sinchu IS immature.
Nice of you anons to finally start to catch on though.

>>2204578
Say "Hey, what's that?" and point over his shoulder. When he isn't looking, flash step around a corner, transform back, and walk back to our spot.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2204632

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2204632
>>2204633
Or punch a child in the back of the head.
What was Chaos saying earlier about other people playing Sinchu like a retard?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2204632
nat 1

>>2204644

Punching a child in the back of the head isn't retarded, besides this is Lee he'll be fine

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2204632
Oh yeah we still need 5 rolls

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Right well, you passed. Good job.

Now make room for best girl coming in.

>>2204675
Unlike Hiki Sinchu doesn't have much problem in holding his punches.

>>2204678
What is Shizune doing back to the village?

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Right. Time to stop fucking around. "Hey what's that?" You say, pointing to nothing off in the distance. Lee cranes his head to look, and you take the opportunity to karate chop him, knocking the boy out. You catch his unconscious body, transforming back to your old sexy male form, and scoop the boy up in your arms just as Naruto and Karin come up to you. "Sup kids, you out causing mischief and stuff?"

"Nah," Karin answers, waving off your question as she leans in and stares at the passed out Lee frowning and pinching her nose. "Ugh, why's he smell so bad?"

"Puberty, believe me it sucks." You answer, walking back over to Ichiraku and dumping Lee's body on top of Guy. "And Guy's just drunk. Make sure you look long and hard at what a irresponsible adult looks like kids. Don't end up like that."

"Ugh, I think I'd rather just get some ramen if that's cool with you Sinchu." Naruto answers, frowning at Guy and Lee before heading inside Ichiraku with Karin.

You stay outside, kneeling down beside the two passed out bodies and poking them. "Well, you handled that better than you normally do." Kakashi says finally.

"Shut up, I don't need your praise." You answer, standing up and trying to hide the blush on your face. "And anyways, I didn't want Naruto to see me acting like an idiot."

"...he does look up to you." Iruka points out. The three of you remain quiet, just standing outside as the wind blows...no wait, that's not the wind. "What's that so-"

"Vespa Super Sport 180," You answer, craning your ears. "New tires, pristine engine, but it sounds off." You answer. "Like it's coming from above us-"

You jump back as the scooter in question lands from the air in front of you all, its tires screeching as it travels down the street for a bit before stopping, it's driver kicking the kickstand and parking.
https://youtu.be/cFZYk0s1dVE?list=PL5PW5TdgaMATZV3Z3_zhsj3V-Mu6e3owr

"Ahhhh, finally made it." The girl hops off her scooter, undoing her helmet and shaking her head a bit as she takes it off, her pink hair looking goddamn beautiful in the morning sun. She heads over to you, well the ramen stand at least, and stops as she sees the three of you. "Ehh? What'cha three starin' at?"

"You...fell from the sky." Iruka points out.

She shrugs. "Lots of things fall from the sky. I just happened to be the prettiest thing that did." She grins, chuckling to herself. She then turns her attention to you, sniffing the air in front of you slightly. "Hmmm, you own a scooter." She leans in, almost uncomfortably so. "A white Vespa."

"Ye-" She puts a finger to your lips, silencing you.

"Don't care. You look a little too boring for me to listen to."

"And you are?" Kakashi asks.

The girl grins, whirling around in spot before posing. "Haruko Haruno, the Pink Kunoichi!"

"Haruno?" Kakashi blinks, closing his book. "Then you're-"

"Yup. Sakura's older sister."

Oh man, you think....who's Sakura?

>End.
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Any questions?

>>2204742

Well alright then

>>2204742
BEST GIRL: L O C A T E D

>>2204742
>Sakura has a sister

Wait what.. also thanks for the run

>>2204742
From my grave, I am summoned.

I have been tasked with a great duty, one I must uphold.

As I spoke in years past...

PURSUE PINK PUSS

>>2204778

I can support THIS pink puss, not the other one

>>2204788
Hiki's got the OTHER one.

>>2204788
>>2204788 #
As the captain of the Hiki/Sakura ship, I’m gunna end up forcing you on and locking you in the brig. All will PURSUE.

>>2204806
Ay ay captain!

>>2204794

Yeah, the one who called Naruto a shit because he doesn't have parents. That's something that can't be forgiven

>>2204806

Oh sweet summerchild, you don't realize it yet. But a windstorm will send your ship off course into the rocky shores

>>2204806
I guess I could get behind eating a stale piece of bread if I didn't have any other food to eat.

>>2204818
Well in this timeline Sakura was turned from stale bread into french toast, the best breakfast food.

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>>2204844
>not scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast
I see now. You're subhuman trash from that "Not-America" place some people keep trying to pretend is important.

>>2204844
Yes! In this timeline/AU, Sakura has great potential to be something more than just the healbot raising Sasuke’s kid! She’s got incredible intelligence and control, and we know she has the potential for insane strength as well. I’m really excited to see what Moon does with her.

>>2204857
Bitch I AM from America. And you can have french toast with the shit you listed too.

>>2204911

If you truly believe that French toast is a breakfast food, then you've got both shit taste in waifus. And shit taste in breakfast food

>>2204877
Not to mention she's muthafuggin Chunin.

She gained some hella XP in this AU

>>2204928

>Hella

Lad I can safely tell you, Life is Strange is garbage

>>2204877
Girl has mud clones that is enough to me. Although most likely it was one of the triplets that teached her that. Also now the triplets won't be the only triples in the house

>>2204943
>Life is Strange is garbage
I think you mean is Amazeballs!

>>2204947

>Waifuing a literal piece of stale bread who thought that being an orphan makes you shit because you don't have parents, on mud clones and her supposedly good eugenics

You Sakurafags are fucking delusional I tell ypu what

>>2204950

>Rewind

>>2204911
Well 4chanX is fucking me in my ass so I have to try and post this from incognito mode and I can't shitpost at you anymore. Trust me though, it was great. Had a funny/kind-of not really sexy picture and everything

>>2204956
Can I post now daddy?

>>2204956

Your shitpost will not be in vain, I'll shitpost more in the loss of your ability to do it

>>2204977

You can my son

>>2204988
Eww, don't call me that. I'm not some mutant traitor's child.

>>2204994

>Implying that I also don't follow Chaos in Shin Megami Tensei

>>2204953
Thanks i love being chaotic and going for the girl that the ordely aligned people would try to waifu

>>2205009

You're a disgrace to the Dark Gods. Nurgle has better taste than you

>>2205000
You admitted earlier you were talking to Tzeench.

>>2205014
Can't arque with thay. I can also see that you didn't say i'm wrong.

>>2205016

Hey man, I can follow more than one path of Chaos.

>>2205019

And I never said you were right either

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>>2205020
AHA! You admit you're a mutant traitor then! That's 10 Emperor Brownie Points for who? This guyyyy.

>>2205032

Enjoy your stale crumbs lad :^)

>>2205037
At least I'm not getting a prehensile penis shoved up my ass by a ugly futa demon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>2205041

Hey man, I don't mind catching once in a while. Besides, least I get more than you can. Now you better go back to your 20 hours of work in the munitions factory, or else you'll get turned into a servitor boyo

>>2205051
Too late, got drafted into the Guard. Off to go get killed by a xeno.

>>2205059

Have fun either getting shot or chopped to death by Orks, shot to death by Tau, shot to death by Eldar, captured and made a slave to torture by Dark Eldar, or eaten by Tyranids

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>>2205062
>shot to death
>by Orks

>>2205073

There's always a 1 in a hundred billion chance, and they do love dakka

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>>2204742
It's time for Sinchu to use all that talent seriously.

So I'm curious. Why do people want Sakura? I don't see the appeal and Sasuke isn't a massive cunt in this timeline so she might be able to be happy.

So why are people supportive of her and Hiki?

>>2204742
>Haruko Haruno
Oh my god, poor poor Hiki.

>>2205229
High chakra control, making her good in using genjutsu, earth release making her use mud clones and future student of Tsunade and most likely will get Tsunade absurd strength.

>>2205533
Will Tsunade even have a reason to come back to the Leaf? The Third is still alive, and Orochimaru is dead. She has absolutely no reason to be here, and thus no reason to train Sakura.

>>2205537
Dunno, i ain't the QM. You can't forget that Orochimaru is still alive and the Akatsuki will still try to invade the village and try to grab Naruto.

Maybe Sinchu ends up completely or badly injured and so Jiraya brings Hiki and Naruto with him?

>>2205533
But why do you support her and Hiki? What's the chemistry? And I dunno what you're smoking to think Chakra Control is inherited if that's your angle.

Hmm, think Sinchu should probably leave the village. Dude needs to go find somewhere to train and get his head out of all this. Pretty sure if he stays hes going to be miserable.

Hikimari is the one true ship.

>Not training Hiki so hard that his child just manifests into reality

Come on guys

>>2205598
It does seem likely for him to just leave since he seems to be slowly losing everything keeping him here

>>2205598
I liked the idea that was posited some threads ago of Sinchu becoming an Instructor at the academy or the Jonin leader of his own team of Genin.

I think with all the improvements we made to Naruto, Karin, and Hinata's fighting styles we could land a shot at either.
Plus, I sort of like the idea of him working alongside Iruka at the academy and the two of them consistently shitting on each other

>>2206072
It would be a improvement after what Mizuki did.

>>2204007
>"...I'm not even an Anbu anymore."
>Jiraiya had talked to the Third, and he'd demoted you.

Man, I ain't a fan of Sinchu getting demoted after a single set of bad dice rolls. Especially after getting jumped by four Akatsuki, one of which was Itachi.

Fuck, Pocket Sand was the most retarded thing we did and even that wasn't a bad idea when fighting an Uchiha.
We also managed to finally pull it off in the end and escape.

>>2206183
>We also managed to finally pull it off in the end and escape.

Thanks the help of a sannin, a clan elder AND a injured chuunin. Also has the fact we screwed around with Mr. stiches.

>>2206187
The bullshitting was fine, seeing as it was meant to be a distraction while we removed the explosive tags. Unfortunately, /qst/ dice, and honestly, if we had escaped from the four without help, I would have been surprised.

Sinchu made fine decisions considering the situation he was in, he just got fucked by the dice.

>>2206183
>>2206199
It wasn't just a set of bad rolls, anon. We've consistently played Sinchu as a complete moron, and if we had made better decisions, it might have helped mitigate our bad rolls.

>>2206199
He wouldn't be in a bad spot if he had bothered to take mr. stiches seriously.

>>2206291
Eh, Sinchu is fairly eccentric, but what Ninja isn't? Just look at Jiraiya.

And you can't use "What ifs." if we had made better decisions, the dice could have still screwed us too.

>>2206340
Ah genjutsu anon, i kinda missed you.

>>2206340
But if we had made better decisions, than we wouldn't have made a complete ass of ourselves in front of Jiraiya, and we might still have some respect for us even if we failed.

instead, we threw shit at a tripwire and tossed sand at an Akatsuki.

>>2206392
>we might still have some respect for us even if we failed.
he*

>>2206389
Not Genjutsu anon, I just don't think Sinchu should be demoted over this. It makes Jiraiya look like a prick, especially after all the successes we've had.

>>2206392
Attempting to trigger a tripwire at range and trying to blind an Uchiha are decent decisions though, and we still pulled through in the end.

It feels like Jiraiya being an ass, more then a deserved demotion to me. Especially taking into consideration the successes that Sinchu did have.

>"Sorry, Sinchu. I know you're the reason we captured Hidan and got information from him and all, but Jiraiya thought trying to blind Itachi was dumb, so you're not an Anbu."

>>2206505
>I know you're the reason we captured Hidan
You mean after he went on an unauthorized mission simply because he wanted to bang the girl who gave it? Just because something good came out of it doesn't change the fact that he fucked up.

And I feel a demotion is completely warranted. Anbu are supposed to be the best of the best, the literal secret service. All Sinchu has done so far is make a complete and total nuisance of himself multiple times both on and off missions.

He's good at fucking people up, but an Anbu needs to do more than that.

Blinding Itachi really was a sound tactic. Just a lot harder than we anticipated. His eyes are his greatest asset and they were the biggest problem. It is the same idea Sinchu has been preaching to his students about breaking the ninjitsu users hands. What we need to do is refine the technique into a proper jutsu. I remember one anon talking about manipulating iron filings.

>>2206604
>You mean after he went on an unauthorized mission simply because he wanted to bang the girl who gave it?
Sinchu didn't know it was unauthorized, bug girl lied to him. And she got off the hook for it even faster than he did, remember? Ibiki was just fucking with him.

>>2206505
>Attempting to trigger a tripwire at range and trying to blind an Uchiha are decent decisions though,

Itachi isn't your average Uchiha. You really think that Sinchu is the first guy to try and blind him?

>and we still pulled through in the end.

After Iruka a chuunin used himself as bait helped by a sannin and a clan elder.

>>2206604
Bugpuss lied to him and passed it off as an official mission.
I'll agree that Sinchu makes a nuisance of himself off missions, but so does Jiraiya. On mission, he's been fairly best of the best. He's captured Hidan and extracted information, he's saved ninja from being killed, he managed to survive and bring back info from Orochimaru's Secret Love Sewer.

>>2206629
>>2206629
>You really think that Sinchu is the first guy to try and blind him?
Probably not, but between trying to blind him using sand from out of no where, punching him, or trying Ninjutsu around a Mangekyo there isn't alot of options there.

>After Iruka a chuunin used himself as bait helped by a sannin and a clan elder.
With four Akatsuki beating the shit out of us, it's to be expected. No matter how Anbu someone is, those odds including Itachi are slim to none. Do everything you can to get the fuck away alive is literally the best outcome unless you have super protagonist power.

>>2206607
Iron Sand Jutsu, eh?

>>2206072
Nah, i really dont see his attitude really shifting towards that yet, if ever.

The dude needs time out from all of this. Frankly he must be feeling utterly shit. He lost being an anbu, hes lost the respect of most of the other jonin and his idol ontop of losing his girl to his "clan rival". Dudes directionless and floating free.

He needs to just leave, without telling anyone, and get his head sorted. Do some trainning, have some lone time, and be somewhere else otherwise i really do see him growing to resent konoha.

>>2206736
To reiterate: I doubt he will even have anyone come after him or notice hes left until about 3, 4 days in.

Dudes pretty much burnt his bridges because anons chose simple (and stupid) options.

Sinchu should employ his training and know how and just disappear for some alone time.

>>2206736
>He needs to just leave, without telling anyone,

That's called going rogue, anon.

>i really do see him growing to resent konoha.

Why, because his shit behavior is finally having a consequence? If anything this will make him see that maybe he should stop acting like a retard.

>>2206736
>>2206789
Maybe. Honestly, I just hope he doesn't become boring. He can keep his eccentricities, just maybe become abit more focused on mission.

>>2206802
Plenty of other ninja have left for a time before coming back.

Two of the senin literally did that until naruto was driven by plot to go find them.

Feel free to disagree, but im not going to vote to keep him here. Its not healthy. And for the record, i didnt vote for the retarded options either.

>>2206802

>
Why, because his shit behavior is finally having a consequence? If anything this will make him see that maybe he should stop acting like a retard.

Of course Sinchu will think maybe he should stop acting like a retard, but will other anons is the question. We control him, but hell man anons can be fucking retarded

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>>2206821
>Says the guy who thought knocking Lee out wasn't retarded

>>2206816
Remember the last time an ex-anbu ninja decided to leave the village?

And the thing I have a problem isn't him leaving (Although I'm not fond of if either), it's the not telling anyone part. At least tell the fucking Hokage if people decide to take that course of action.

>>2206827
I honestly don't follow? How was it a bad idea?

>>2206827
But knocking Lee out before he could get into more trouble, or destroyed something was a decent idea.
Using Sexy Jutsu to flirt with him and try to run away was a silly idea. Not that I didn't enjoy it, Naruto is best when it's goofy.

>>2206845
Because we could have just changed back into Sinchu when he looked a way instead of knocking him out like an autsits. You know all those greentexts where someone pretends to be gay or whatever when they're not interested in someone instead of just saying they're not interested? It's like that.

>>2206840
Then leave a letter to be found after hes long since left should work just fine. Either way, i doubt he even wants to say goodbye right now.

Sinchu may not be able to get clearance to leave. Depends on how much he knows about Anbu really.

>>2206859
But now Lee isn't stumbling around drunk in Konoha, which was the objective.

>>2206855
>>2206873
Except that never came up, the reason was to get Lee to leave Sinchu alone. You're either moving the goal post or you're deluded.

>>2206860
Plus if sinchu does leave, he should probably just wear a disguise all the time until he finds somewhere isolated.

>>2206885
Actually looking back, Moon called the vote when it was tied.

>>2206860
Its not a matter of what Sinch wants, its a question of responsibility. Sinchu owes it to his village to at least inform the Hokage that he is leaving. Just running off into the night and abandoning everything would be more childish behavior on his part

>>2206893
Seriously sounds like him right now.

So long as he leaves to get his head straight, instead of being a laughing stock, im fine with what ever way it happens. Just less people involved the better.

>>2206899
I suppose that would be in-character.

I thinks it dumb, but I guess it fits his emotional state right now.

>>2206821
>but hell man anons can be fucking retarded

I agree i'm kinda tired of having Sinchu understimate his enemies and get his face fucked.

>>2206899
I don't think you quite understand how serious an ex-anbu ninja just fucking off out of the blue is.

First there's the matter of him knowing a shitload about the security of Konoha.

Second is the matter of him being from a clan that not only has a bloodline jutsu, but also a history of ninjas going rogue.

Third is the matter that the last time an anbu ninja, ex or otherwise, decided to fuck off, Itachi murdered the entire Uchiha clan.

If Sinchu decides to leave without telling anyone, chances are he'll be hunted down like a dog.

>>2206938
Dont care, not going to sit here and argue with you.

>>2206930
I think is dumb and he should tell someone he went away for a time.

>>2206948
Yeah, the more I think about it especially in regards to>>2206938
said, it makes sense that he should tell someone. Either the Hokage or maybe Susumu.

>Sinchu should stop being stupid.
>He should fuck off out of the village without permission committing treason.
>Yeah that'll make Sinchu not be stupid.

No questing tonight, had to do computer work for dad all day. Love ya'

Actually fuck it, we're having a short session tonight.

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>You are Hikigaya
>You make it work.

"Triplets, hmmm." You look pointedly at Tsume's belly, wondering exactly how three babies are even supposed to fit inside such a small compartment. "Does that mean you got pregnant three times?"

Tsume grins, kneeling down beside the passed out Susumu and smacking him on his bald head. "Nah, me and this guy just had lots and lots of practice is all." She says, licking her lips as she thinks back to...well you're not sure.

"Practice does make perfect." You say, causing several of the older Tetsu's to snicker. Though a quick look from your sister quiets them. You look over to Sasuke, the other boy running his hands through his hair as he probably tries to contemplate all that's going on. "Suzu," You say, turning to your sister. "I'm going to chat with Sasuke for a bit, okay?"

Your sister nods, wrapping you in a hug. "Sure, just know that I love you so so so so much!"

"Well of course I know that, it's obvious." You say, face scrunched up against your sisters chest. You free yourself from her grasp, walking over to Sasuke finally. "So, it appears you've had a lot dropped on you today." You point out.

"Yeah, didn't really think I'd wake up this morning and get adopted...or find out Susumu and Tsume are....ugh." Sasuke visibly shakes in disgust. "What about you though?"

"Me?" You ask.

"Yeah, what's it feel like to become a Chunin at our age?" Sasuke asks, looking genuinely interested.

>Well?

>>2207887
It's not that special or overwhelming really. Happens to every protagonist, even the one that didn't deserve it. :^)

>>2207887
>It's an honor. I hope I'll be able to improve myself and become a jonin as soon as possible.

>>2207887

>Well, I haven't actually done anything yet as a Chunin. So can't say really

>>2207887
>it feels like being a genin except you also have an ugly vest

Just to move things along we'll call it here. Looks like the majority answered that it didn't feel that different or special. Writing.

>>2207887
"Never thought about it. I guess the feelling is one of acomplishment, a little bit better then when we passed the academy exam. I started to see a chunnin has a lot of responsabilities although i wasn't ordered or sended into a mission yet. How are you feelling?"

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>>2207917
>it didn't feel that different or special
Just like the quest.

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You think about Sasuke's question for a minute, and in all honesty you can only answer it one way. "It doesn't feel any different from when I was a Genin." You answer, surprising the other boy. "I've got more responsibilities now, I make more money, and I get to go on higher ranked missions, but it honestly feels like I'm just a Genin in a special vest."

Sasuke sighs. "Good." He says.

"Good?"

Sasuke nods. "I was worried how much becoming a Chunin changes a person. Sounds like it doesn't affect you as much as I thought."

"Well, I have only been a Chunin for a little bit, given time I suppose I could change." You answer, watching as Sasuke's eye twitches.

"...right. So, you heard Sakura's a Chunin now too, right?" He says, surprising you. He catches sight of your surprised face, blinking in surprise himself. "You didn't? Man, I thought you'd be the first to know."

"Wait, why would I be the first to know?" You ask him.

"Well...you know, cause you and Sakura are..." He waves his hands about, not finishing his sentence.

"We are...both shinobi?" You guess.

Sasuke just stares at you. "Man, tell me you're joking right now, because I honestly can't stand how dense you are sometimes with as much skill as you have."

You frown. "I'm not dense, I'm just...not able to pick up on things like most people do. Now why would I be the first to know about Sakura becoming Chunin?"

Sasuke sighs. "Because Hiki, she likes you." You blink. "She like likes you."

"Oh." You say.

>How do you respond to this.

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>>2207955
Or your life.

>>2207959
>Meh, she's not Miss Anko.

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>>2207971

>>2207965
If I'm not special then why am I wearing this helmet?

>>2207959
>Too bad, I don't mess with that.
Banter aside some options would be nice.

>>2207959
>too bad for her i like blonde's

>>2207959
I...had no idea. Is this true? Last time someone said a girl liked me she quickly said it wasn't true. Also how do you she likes me? I thought she liked you.