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It wasn’t fair to say that you were obsessed with heroes. After all, that’s what heroes are there for. To inspire, to make people think about them and follow their example. So, if you spent much your time thinking about old heroes, wanting to follow their example, that didn’t say anything about you or your obsessions. They were just good at their jobs, right?

Right. So you had no reason to feel bad about studying them as if you had a project due. Checking out library books on things that interest people happens all the time, it isn’t always about work. You keep telling yourself that as you dump the books onto your bed. The titles spread in a haphazard mess, covering each other and writing out Vict- Awesom- Black C- iot and Dov- Men. You had been so excited to sift through them, but you’re suddenly saddled by a deep shame with a heavy weight that settles in your gut.

What teenager is still obsessing over superheroes? you ask yourself. Sure, they were still pretty popular in the United States, with their collection of costumed crime fighters, but here, in Paris, everyone had sort of... Grown out of them. Peer pressure was inescapable when you were fifteen, and you were already starting from scratch with a move into the City of Lights. You couldn’t afford to mark yourself as the nerd who could list off every member of the Statesmen in the first week of school. Maybe you should get a new hobby… Knitting or something.

You slump into your desk chair and preemptively mourn the mountains of free time you have. Video games and internet surfing (while avoiding anything related to superheroes) simply wouldn’t cover all the hours in the day. It’ll take you weeks to build up good enough friends for you to hang out with outside of school, so anything to do with other people was out for a month, at least.

Your mopey mood makes you droop in your chair, but lets you spot something out of place on your desk. An ornate, yet small box has been carefully placed in between your keyboard and your monitor. It’s not big enough for most of the things your parents would get you, and it looks more like a jewelry box than a present anyway. Maybe your mom misplaced something of hers, or your dad was hiding a present? You gently poke open the lid to make sure, only to be blinded by a flash of light.
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As you blink the spots from your eyes, your desk comes back into focus with only one small difference. Some horrible monster was floating only a few inches from your face. A screech claws at your ears and your throat hurts for some reason as you reach back to your bed for a weighty book to through at it. The reach puts you off balance, and your chair tips you out onto your floor with a few new bruises-to-be.

The giant fly demon is quick to float over your upturned chair to mime a placating gesture. A small, higher pitched voice sounds off in a pleading tone, “Wait, please! I’m not going to hurt you!”

With the primal state of fear you find yourself in, being treated as a startled zoo animal manages to pierce through to your more reasonable brain. With its intentions stated (though not proven), as nonthreatening, you could start to take in what you’re looking at. It looks like a hybrid of a baby and a fairy, with a bulbous, but cherubic head perched on a delicate, small body. The entire thing could fit in one of your hands, and would probably have to stand on tip-toes to match your middle finger in height.

Add all the colors and extra bits that you recognize from things that are most certainly NOT baby fairies, and it sort of looks like an anthropomorphic…

>A) Rabbit
>B) Spider
>C) Dog
>D) Snake
>E) Owl
>F) Scorpion
>G) Bluebird
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>>2200213
>>D) Snake

sneko
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Some basic rules for this quest, consider them always in effect unless I say otherwise:

1) Majority rules votes. I may get the tally wrong. I also declare a winner before I start writing the next part, so please correct me if I miscounted.

2) Voting period is 15 minutes.

3) Rolls are 1d100, best of three unless otherwise stated. The three we'll take the best of are the first three replies to a roll call.
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>>2200213
>D) Snake
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>>2200213
>D) Snake
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>>2200213
>G) Bluebird
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>>2200213
>Snake
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>>2200213
>>F) Scorpion
Get over here!
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>>2200213
>D) Snake
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>D) Snake
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>D) Snake
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>>2200213
>E) Owl
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>>2200213
>D) Snake
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>>2200232
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>>2200244
>>2200255
That's a pretty hard pull in favor of, uh... This thing. Snake wins! Writing!
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>>2200282
oh boy, snake puns
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>>2200291
See, now this quest is actually worth it. No matter what happens in it, we can still be happy with snake puns.
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>>2200291

You know it boyo
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>>2200282
HappyAndy.gif
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>>2200213
What species was this? Colorful ones are venomous, right? You want to scream at your own brain for coming up with stupid questions when you were confronted by a flying snake… Thing, but you were too busy trying not to move. Sure, it had said - IT TALKED TO ME?!{/i] - that it wasn’t going to hurt you, but you can think of one very famous snake who caused a lot of damage by lying.

You stared at it for a few more rapid heartbeats, which was good enough for the snake thing. Despite being so small, you could still see its mouth curl into a small smile and heave a relieved sigh. “Oh, thank Goodness, you had me worried for a moment. Most people have a much more… Volatile reaction when they first see me.” You let out an agreeable whine and nod, hoping that as long as you don’t disagree with it, it won’t bite you.

“Well, now that the hard part’s out of the way, I suppose we can move on to introductions.” The little imp spreads its hands - or, more accurately, flippers - wide and gives you a courteous midair bow. “My name is Ekko. I am what’s called a ‘Kwami,’ and my kind regularly finds themselves partnered with yours. With my help, you will accomplish great things.” The smile turns into a full grin, giving you a great view of horrific, terrible-

Actually, the teeth this “Ekko” has are absolutely pathetic, even by baby snake standards. It’d have a hard time chewing through your socks, much less piercing your skin to deliver any amount of venom. If it’s smaller than you, and can’t bite you, then maybe you don’t actually need to be afraid of it.

You pull yourself up and reposition the desk chair, never taking your eyes off of Ekko. It bobs, seemingly without purpose or propulsion, content to remain exactly where you can see it. You consider taking your seat again, but decide that even if it can’t bite you, you want to be mobile in case it attacks.

The staring contest is beginning to drag, and you can’t help but wonder at some of the things it said. In fact, it seems to be waiting for you to ask it something. May as well oblige it.

>A) “What’s a ‘Kwami’?”
>B) “What do you mean ‘regularly partnered with my kind’? I’ve never seen one of you before.”
>C) “What kind of ‘great things’ did you have in mind?”
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Did someone said snakes?
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Oh shit, missed an end italics. Well, it's still legible.
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>>2200339

>C) “What kind of ‘great things’ did you have in mind?”

>Inb4 we become Orochimaru
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>>2200339
>A) “What’s a ‘Kwami’?”

Start simple I suppose
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>>2200339
>A) “What’s a ‘Kwami’?”
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>>2200339
>A
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>>2200339
>A
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>>2200339
>>A) “What’s a ‘Kwami’?”
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>>2200339
>A
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>>2200339
>>A) “What’s a ‘Kwami’?”
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>>2200350
>>2200351
>>2200353
>>2200354
>>2200358
>>2200361
>>2200373
Let's start with the, uh, obvious... Writing!
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>>2200339
“What’s a Kw-” Ekko brightens before you can finish the question and floats a few inches closer. Being that Ekko is still a snake, you cut off the question and try to jump backwards, only held in place by your bed frame. Ekko flashes you and apologetic smile and glides backwards, now ever further than when you started. “Well, I think I know where you were going,” it says, a small smirk audible in its tone. Ekko clears its throat before answering, front flipper-hands behind its straightened back, eyes closed.

“A Kwami is a being of power. We have within us the capability to offer this power to humans who wear what’s known as a ‘Miraculous,’” it states, with a gesture to the box it came from. “Kwami powers are related to concepts. Think ‘abstract nouns’ that you learned as a child. My powers, and yours as well, now, relate to Repetition.” That didn’t seem to fit at all, and you can’t help the automatic protest escaping your lips.

“Repetition?” What did snakes have to do with repeating the same boring thing over and over again? Ekko’s eyes narrow at you, and for the first time since it left the box, a bite feels like more than just a possibility.

“Yes, Repetition,” it says, tone blunt enough to beat you with. “You were expecting lies, perhaps? Death?” You flinch at the accusation. Ekko isn’t too far off from your initial thoughts. “What you see, what I am, is a cycle. A constant ebbing and flowing, that while seemingly the same every time, will eventually wipe away the shore. It’s like a drill, in that way. Spin in a circle, but keep moving forward.”


You can’t keep your lips from thinning at its words. That sounds exactly like what dad would tell you when he asked you to do something pointless for the hundredth time, like pick up sticks from the garden or picking up your jacket when it’d find it’s way right back to the floor in a few minutes.

“And my form, the creatures that shape me, are perfect in this way. Left, right, left, right, again and again, as night turns to day and back.” Ekko sways with every repetition, seemingly lost in its own world. “Left, right, left, right. Until you look up, and you’re somewhere new.” It isn’t until it finishes its speech that you realize you were swaying in time with it. You stumble a bit and hold yourself up with the bed, doing your best not to look scared of Ekko. How did it make you do that?

>A) “So, cool. You, I mean, uh, we have powers. Powers for what?”
>B) “Well, it’s nice to meet you, I guess… Uh, I’m-”
>C) “Ekko, there’s something about you that I still don’t get… Are you a guy or a girl?”
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>>2200431

>A) “So, cool. You, I mean, uh, we have powers. Powers for what?”
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>>2200431
>>B) “Well, it’s nice to meet you, I guess… Uh, I’m-”
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>>2200431
>>B) “Well, it’s nice to meet you, I guess… Uh, I’m-”
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>>2200431
>B) “Well, it’s nice to meet you, I guess… Uh, I’m-”
>C) “Ekko, there’s something about you that I still don’t get… Are you a guy or a girl?”
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>>2200431
>A) “So, cool. You, I mean, uh, we have powers. Powers for what?”
>B) “Well, it’s nice to meet you, I guess… Uh, I’m-”
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>>2200431
>A) “So, cool. You, I mean, uh, we have powers. Powers for what?”
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>>2200431
>B
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>>2200431
>>B) “Well, it’s nice to meet you, I guess… Uh, I’m-”
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>>2200431
>A) “So, cool. You, I mean, uh, we have powers. Powers for what?”
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>>2200440
>>2200441
>>2200442
>>2200443
>>2200446
>>2200451
Ekko doesn't seem like they're going to leave any time soon, and if they're offering powers... Maybe it's a good idea to salvage your first impression. In the interest of diplomacy, you extend a hand and say, "Well, it's nice to meet you, I guess..."

Oh, no, you shouldn't have said I guess! Now it sounds like you're being sarcastic! No walking that back, so you rush over it.

"Uh, I'm-"

>A) ((A fifteen-year-old girl))
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))

((Ten minutes for this vote))
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>>2200479
>>A) ((A fifteen-year-old girl))
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>>2200479
>>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200479
>A
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>>2200479
>>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200479
>>A) ((A fifteen-year-old girl))
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>>2200479
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200479
>A) ((A fifteen-year-old girl))
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>>2200479
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200479
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200479
>B
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>>2200479
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200479
>C. 15 year old non-binary
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>>2200479
>>A) ((A fifteen-year-old girl))
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>>2200479
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200500
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>>2200510
I wanted to see the shitstorm on the discord.

Entirely worth it
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>>2200523
Toruc, nothing happened.
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>>2200479

>B

>C) A fifteen-year-old-hermaphrodite
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>>2200532
Stop that
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>>2200479
>B) ((A fifteen-year-old boy))
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>>2200523
You mean the shitstorm of two people saying "dammit" and then ignoring it?
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>>2200479
>Boy
Reminds me of snakecatcher quest
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>>2200535

Never
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>>2200479
Boy.
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>Discord shit
Aborting...
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>>2200545
I know but will never give up
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>>2200554

And stay gone Ellipsesnon
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>>2200483
>>2200485
>>2200490
>>2200493
>>2200496
>>2200498
>>2200499
>>2200506
>>2200532
>>2200538
In a turnabout no one expected, 4chan votes NOT to be a little girl! Now pick a name, you freaks of nature.

>A) Patrick
>B) Louis
>C) Lucas
>D) Write-In

((Write-in Votes are counted by supporters. If you want to write in, just pick D and write the name you want. If you like another anon's idea, reply to it and say "supported"))
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>>2200573
>B) Louis
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>>2200573
>B) Louis
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>>2200573
>C
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>>2200573
>C) Lucas
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>>2200573
>C) Lucas
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>>2200573
>>D) Write-In
Russell
Like Russell's Viper
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>>2200573

>D) Friedrich Jacques Fantomas Louis Gilles von Sigvald
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>>2200573
>C) Lucas
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>>2200573
>D : Javert

Who here likes JUSTICE?
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>>2200573
Pip
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>>2200605

Is all caps justice related to being an obsessive retard who's never heard of the term Disproportion?
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>>2200605
Changing to this
>>2200612
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>>2200615
Do you want it to be?
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>>2200630

No, but Javert himself was one. Look where that got him
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Okay, Lucas wins. Writing!
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>>2200673

Lucas Friedrich Jacques Fantomas Louis Gilles von Sigvald?
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>>2200479
“ -Lucas.” You clear your throat, hearing your voice crack around your own name. “I’m Lucas,” you repeat, and Ekko slaps his fins on both sides of your middle finger to give it a small shake. It actually makes you trade smiles with the little Kwami. With a name, and something of a personality to attach to it, Ekko’s kinda… Cute. It’s got big chubby cheeks and a baby-like voice. How could it not be?

“Well, I’m glad to meet you, Lucas. Let me ask you, do you have anything vitally important to do today?” You hum at the question but shake your head. All of your stuff is accounted for, and so is all your family’s. Mom even told you that she was giving you the day to rest up before school started tomorrow.

“And it’s a quiet day? Nothing important happening, outside of your life?” You flick through your phone, comfortable enough now to be in the same room without looking at it, but again, nothing comes up. It’s a lazy, warm Sunday. The last Sunday of Summer.

“Doesn’t look like it,” you answer the Kwami, and it smiles at you once again. “Then, would you like a taste of what kind of power you’ll be getting out of this arrangement? If the day is free, nothing stopping you from powering up and taking a run through...” Ekko trails off, looks out of your window, and takes in the view for a moment. You were lucky enough to get the room facing the Eifel Tower, giving you that perfect Parisian skyline. Ekko turns back to you and finishes its question “...Paris?”

>A) “Wait, you were serious about those superpowers?! What are we waiting for!?”
>B) “I’m not sure. Won’t someone notice I’m gone?”
>C) “Uh, well, I have school tomorrow… Don’t want to wear myself out!” No way you’re going anywhere with some freaky alien, no matter how chubby its cheeks are.
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>>2200744
>B) “I’m not sure. Won’t someone notice I’m gone?”
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>>2200744
>A) “Wait, you were serious about those superpowers?! What are we waiting for!?”
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>>2200744

>A) “Wait, you were serious about those superpowers?! What are we waiting for!?”

Let's go boyos
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>>2200744
>>A) “Wait, you were serious about those superpowers?! What are we waiting for!?”
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>>2200744
>A) “Wait, you were serious about those superpowers?! What are we waiting for!?”
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>>2200744
>B
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>>2200749
>>2200750
>>2200751
>>2200756
You're just diving right on in, arencha? Writing!
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Sorry guys, but this is turning into a long post. Expect a bit more of a delay than the last few.
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>Discord shit and that namefag that's fucking everywhere
Sorry BrotherQM, you can make shit settings readable, but that's just too much. I'll read the archive, maybe.
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>>2200886

I like plenty of shit and Brother just wants a better way of keeping updates than twitter and have more active interactions with the players of his quests. What's your point?
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>>2200744
“Alright, let’s do it!” You’re fighting not to smile. You have to hand it to Ekko, it's very persuasive. Not even half an hour ago you were planning how to kill it without getting bit. You bounce in place and Ekko chuckles at your exuberance before floating to the desk, beckoning you to follow with his tail. You do, taking a seat in the desk chair, as Ekko opens the box you found him in once again.

Inside, there’s a small and very well crafted ring. It seems to be based on an Ouroboros, the metal shaped to resemble a snake swallowing its own tail. You’re starting to feel dumb for doubting Ekko about its nature. “This is your Miraculous,” it states, gently lifting the ring and placing it in your hand. It’s big enough for Ekko to fit both his fins and his tail inside, but it’s just the right size for a human finger.

“The Miraculous is what anchors me to you. It’s what allows you to use my power, and what allows me to express my power at all.” Ekko fixes you with a very serious gaze, and you feel your muscles tense with the sudden weight in the air. “Lucas, you must swear. To me, to yourself, to anything you can think to swear by, that you will NEVER lose this ring. Do you understand?”

You swallow your nerves and nod, which seems to placate the Kwami. With that job done, it backs away from the ring and allows you to slide it on. You don’t feel any different.

“Is it… Is it working?”

Ekko shakes its head as it answers, “No, not yet. You’ll need to transform to unlock its power.”

Did it mention transforming before? You’re not sure, you can’t remember. “H-how do I do that?” you ask.

“Whenever you’re wearing the ring, all you have to say is ‘Bare my Fangs.’ I’ll take care of the rest.” It sounded simple enough… Too simple. There must be more to it than that.

“‘Bare my Fangs’? What kinda-” Then everything is too much. It doesn’t hurt, you think. If it does, your brain can’t handle how much it hurts, so does it really matter?

There’s light, bluish you think, and you can feel yourself falling in every direction. It’s like being in a tornado, but less painful. Or maybe more painful. You still can’t tell.

Then it’s over. Your eyes sting a little, but beyond that, you feel fine. “Ekko, what was that?” There’s no response. You push yourself up from the desk and sweep a look over your room, but Ekko is nowhere in sight. “Ekko?” you repeat. Still, nothing. You take a few steps towards the center of the room when you catch sight of his turquoise color. You spin to catch him, only to spot a lot more turquoise that you expected.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2200964
The color is all over your mirror, covering a young man about your height nearly head to toe. The shade darkens around the sides, mimicking Ekko’s “scale patterns,” and gets especially dark on the hood that nearly swallows your head. A scarf trails from the hood in the same color, and it creates the distinct impression that you caught, killed, and are now wearing a giant cobra. By far the most drastic change is the eyes. You lean it to get a closer look.

Where once normal human eyes once sat, freakish reptilian features have taken over. The entirety of both your eyes is now a brilliant gold, a shade you recognize from Ekko’s. You can’t make out your irises anymore if they’re even there, but your pupils remain the inky black they always were. Shame, then, that they’ve narrowed into vertical strips that wouldn’t look out of place on a raptor.

“Whoa…” You step back from the mirror, tapping at your cheekbones where a mask now hides the upper part of your features. You wouldn’t recognize yourself if it wasn’t mimicking your every move. And, unlike when you put the ring on, you feel MUCH different. Lighter, in some way. Maybe your powers kicked in? Ekko said you’d be going for a run to test out your powers, so that had to mean you had some sort of super athletic ability now.

If your parents knew what you were going to do, they’d have you grounded for years to come, but what they don’t know won’t hurt them. You pry open your window, send a quick “Thank You” prayer for living on the second floor, and leap out of your window. The difference is noticeable instantly. You rocket forward like a shot from the chamber, and instincts you didn’t know you had kick in and force you to roll in the air, landing hands and feet first on the adjacent rooftop.

This is going to be fun.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2200969
Paris’s main feature has been the Eiffel since its creation. Young couples from around the world flock here to take pictures in its shadow. It’s an impressive tower from the ground, to be sure, but that doesn’t hold a candle to the view from the very top. You steady yourself with your scarf, which experimentation reveals you can move as a new body part, and wrap it around the structure as you take in the city.

The view makes you suddenly introspective. You have superpowers. Something that everyone, everywhere, always wants. You doubt you’re the only person never to ask what you’d DO with them. You allow your grip to slacken and slide down the monument until you hit the first steel platform large enough to sit down on. You were initially worried about changing back, Ekko hadn’t gotten around to what to say to reverse it, but when you think about it, the words come naturally.

“Ekko, Hide my Fangs.” The power leaves in a rush, leaving you not wanting for more, but satisfied. Like a good work out. The snake creature floats into your vision, and seems to consider how high you both are for a moment before speaking. “Have fun?” it asks.

“Tons,” you answer with a grin, but it falters when you remember why you called Ekko back. “You said that I could do great things with this, right, Ekko?”

It turns to look at you, and once it realizes exactly how serious you sound, it decides to settle into a seat right beside you. “Yes,” it answers.

“What did you mean?” Ekko barely considers it before it answers, “That’s up to you. I provide the power, but you guide it. You choose what to do with it.” The little creature seems introspective for a moment, before it continues.

“You are not the first to use my power. I have been used as a champion for humanity. I have been used as a scourge of it. It is a cycle. The ebb and flow. It doesn’t really matter to me where I am in the cycle.”

If that was true, then Ekko was putting a lot of power in your hands and telling you, essentially, to go nuts… What are you going to do?

>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
>B) The people of Paris don’t really need a protector… They’re already safe. Maybe there’s good you can do closer to home? Your parents weren’t in the poorhouse, but money is always a concern, and you know from your economics classes that every big corporation or bank has an account of “in case of thieves” that does nothing otherwise… Stay under that limit, and no one would even get hurt, literally or figuratively.
>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?
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>>2200971

>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?

This seems more neutral than anything
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>>2200971
>>B) The people of Paris don’t really need a protector… They’re already safe. Maybe there’s good you can do closer to home? Your parents weren’t in the poorhouse, but money is always a concern, and you know from your economics classes that every big corporation or bank has an account of “in case of thieves” that does nothing otherwise… Stay under that limit, and no one would even get hurt, literally or figuratively.
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>>2200964
>>2200969
>>2200971
>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?
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>>2200971
>A
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>>2200971
>>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?
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>>2200971
>B) The people of Paris don’t really need a protector… They’re already safe. Maybe there’s good you can do closer to home? Your parents weren’t in the poorhouse, but money is always a concern, and you know from your economics classes that every big corporation or bank has an account of “in case of thieves” that does nothing otherwise… Stay under that limit, and no one would even get hurt, literally or figuratively.
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>>2200971
>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?
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>>2200971
>>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?
We won't necessarily have to be evil by going this route. It'd just be like Shaolin Showdown
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>b
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>>2200971
>C) If there’s one Kwami, and One Miraculous, there’s a lot you can do, but… Ekko never said that. There must be more. More Kwamis means more powers. More powers means… Well, who knows what it means?
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>>2200971
>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
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>>2200971
B
Just being a burgler to bring home the bacon seems a neat earlygame
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>>2200971
>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
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>>2200971
>>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
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>>2200971
>>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
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>>2200971
>>B) The people of Paris don’t really need a protector… They’re already safe. Maybe there’s good you can do closer to home? Your parents weren’t in the poorhouse, but money is always a concern, and you know from your economics classes that every big corporation or bank has an account of “in case of thieves” that does nothing otherwise… Stay under that limit, and no one would even get hurt, literally or figuratively.
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>>2200983
Changing my vote here to

>>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
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>>2200982
>>2201024
>>2201037
>>2201045
>>2201061
>>2201065
Well, for all you Hero voters, you guys are lucky I forgot to set the timer.

Anyway, hero snek boy, at least for now! Writing.
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>>2200971

>A) No reason for America to hog all the heroes, right? You’ll become Paris’s own defender! It won’t even be that hard. It’s not like there are any super villains here.
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>>2200971
“I think I’d like to be a hero. Someone people talk about a hundred years from now, you know?” Ekko doesn’t seem… Happy to hear that. Or upset. You guess he was really serious about not caring what he was used for. “If that’s what you want,” he says, lifting up to float in front of you, and over two hundred meters above ground. It seems he really flies instead of just hovering. “I think you’ll need my help to get back down, Lucas,” he points out with a small smile. You nod at him, pull yourself into a stance, and say your new favorite words.

“Ekko, Bare my Fangs!”

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The sun is well on its way to setting by the time you wrap up your talk with Ekko, which means no time for a few more laps around Paris... School nights are the worst. You roll out of a swan dive on top of someone’s roof, and drag your feet instead of sprinting. Your house is only a few blocks away, and you want to enjoy the feeling of superherodom for a few more minutes.

The silence of the afternoon is unfortunately shattered by the sound of breaking glass and angry screams. The commotion draws you to an overhanging ledge that has a perfect view of the cause. One busted Jewelry Store window, several distraught business owners, and one bad guy running down the street. You grin in your hood. You weren’t expecting to be able to prove yourself as Paris’s prime protector in one night, but when life hands you lemons…

Just as you’re about to kick off in pursuit, you see something that makes you hesitate. The thief charges towards a building without slowing down. You find out why when they leap neatly from the street to the rooftop. That’s nearly the limit of your vertical leap as your snakeself, and they made it look easy! This isn’t just a burglar, this is a supervillain!

>A) Keep calm. You said you wanted to be a hero, right? Well, this is what heroes do. Go after him!
>B) Not tonight! You’re skirting the limits of your parents’ good will! Stay out any longer, and school tomorrow is going to suck the life out of you, not to mention the fact you’d be FIGHTING a real life SUPERVILLAIN!
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>>2201244
>>A) Keep calm. You said you wanted to be a hero, right? Well, this is what heroes do. Go after him!
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>>2201244
>A) Keep calm. You said you wanted to be a hero, right? Well, this is what heroes do. Go after him!
What if we let him go and he kills Uncle Ben?
Wait, do we have an Uncle Ben? We should get one so he can die and motivate us.
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>>2201244
>A) Keep calm. You said you wanted to be a hero, right? Well, this is what heroes do. Go after him!
Watch us get jobbed
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>>2201244
>A) Keep calm. You said you wanted to be a hero, right? Well, this is what heroes do. Go after him!
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>>2201255
Jobbing would imply that we're already shown to be super powerful. We're pretty much a no name kid at the moment
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>>2201254
I'm sure you have an Uncle Pierre or something, but if you do, he don't live in Paris.
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>>2201251
>>2201254
>>2201255
>>2201263
Go get 'em, Luke! Writing!
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>>2201277
>Let's the villain go because he feels like it isn't his responsibility
>a few months later, get a call from cousin peter
>uncle ben was shot
>the nypd catch the murderer
>Turns out to be the same man lucas let go, he was visiting paris to let some heat on a crime die down
Uncle Ben no!
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My bad, I should really have called for a, wait for it... BEST OF THREE! The first three replies to roll a 1d100 will be compared and the highest roll taken as Lucas's attempt. To roll, type "dice+1d100" (without the quotes) in the options field.

Speaking of Uncle Ben's death, check out my captcha!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2201338
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2201338
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2201338
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>>2201339
>>2201340
>>2201341
Well
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>>2201339
>>2201340
>>2201341
Oh, for Christ's sake... 37 is our roll...
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>>2201339
I knew we'd get shit rolls
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>>2201341
>>2201340
>>2201339
RIP Uncle Pierre, you were an inspiration to us all
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>>2201347

This could've been prevented if people didn't picked to play the hero. THIS COULD'VE BEEN PREVENTED, BUT UNCLE PIERRE IS DEAD NOW
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>>2201368
But wouldn't have we just ignored the situation all together then? Seems like the same outcome either way
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>>2201368
Don't act like the victim here, we all know you would have killed him with your own two hands
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>>2201373

Who knows? Maybe Brother had a different scenario for each? We'll never know maybe

>>2201378

I'd never have killed Uncle Pierre, he was a cool guy who worshiped Slaanesh. He was a real hero
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>>2201244
So much for a good night’s sleep… You charge towards the robber, and directly away from your house, and leap onto the store to run along the rooftop. You don’t want to risk messing up that jump. Lucky for you, it appears the robber is admiring his work, and lingers long enough for you to get halfway there before you’re spotted.

The thief takes off at a speed you can barely keep up with, but barely is all you need. You keep him in sight through chimneys and air vents, scraping the brickwork with quick jukes that waste not a single movement. Your jog today was impressive, but with something to hunt, the instincts you feel guiding your steps kick into overdrive.

A twisting backflip sees the thief off of a dead end rooftop and back to street level, and you follow with much less theatrics, practically spearing the pavement. Still, the chase continues. You’re dodging traffic and pedestrians in a frantic, desperate attempt to keep up, and it finally seems to be working out for you. Every step seems to bring you a little closer, and you can just make out the thief's back heaving with every breath. You’re starting to wear him down. Unfortunately, you’re not too far behind him. The race has become simply a test of endurance.

Finally, the thief ducks into an alleyway, and you follow him in. He doubles over, holding himself up on his knees with quick, light breaths. You’d handcuff him right now (do you have handcuffs? Does the suit come with cuffs), but you aren’t much better. Even through Ekko’s power, your legs are screaming in protest with every step.

“Will you give it a REST!?” the thief screeches at you, expending precious oxygen to reproach you in the girliest voice you’d ever heard from a man. From the girliest figure you’d ever seen on a man. And the girliest, long hair you’d ever… It was a girl. The thief was a girl, and not much older or younger than you. Her pouting snarl poked out of a facemask not unlike your own, but while yours was the color of Ekko’s scales, hers was bleach white. The suit she wore, all too similar to your own, was a softer white, complete with a little cottontail. She even had a headband with two long, floppy, clearly fake, but all to reactionary ears that you had missed in your mad dash and the dying light of day.

No point for guessing what her kwami looked like. “Give me… Give… Give me what you took…” you pant out, and her reply is equally delayed.

“Or… What?”

>A) “I’ll take it from you.” Fight her, as best you can.
>B) “I’ll help keep you out of jail.” She won’t cooperate if she’s being threatened, offer leniency instead.
>C) You don’t really know what you’d do right now, but you know how to buy some time to catch your breath. “Why’d you take it? You can’t have been at this for very long, so why start with stealing? Why not do something better?”
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>>2201445

>C) You don’t really know what you’d do right now, but you know how to buy some time to catch your breath. “Why’d you take it? You can’t have been at this for very long, so why start with stealing? Why not do something better?”
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>>2201445
>C) You don’t really know what you’d do right now, but you know how to buy some time to catch your breath. “Why’d you take it? You can’t have been at this for very long, so why start with stealing? Why not do something better?”
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>>2201445
>C) You don’t really know what you’d do right now, but you know how to buy some time to catch your breath. “Why’d you take it? You can’t have been at this for very long, so why start with stealing? Why not do something better?”
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>>2201445
>C) You don’t really know what you’d do right now, but you know how to buy some time to catch your breath. “Why’d you take it? You can’t have been at this for very long, so why start with stealing? Why not do something better?”
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>>2201445
>>C) You don’t really know what you’d do right now, but you know how to buy some time to catch your breath. “Why’d you take it? You can’t have been at this for very long, so why start with stealing? Why not do something better?”

Touch her tail!
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>>2201453
>>2201455
>>2201474
>>2201482
>>2201485

Do you all really want to have 50 kids?
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>>2201492
They don't know Chaos. They don't know.
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>>2201492
No I want to buy time because we're tired as fuck running around and immediately attacking sounds retarded, where do you get this weird ass logic?
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>>2201453
>>2201455
>>2201474
>>2201482
>>2201485
Time for a talk with Bun-Bun, but will she be willing to play ball? Roll 1d100, best of three to find out!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2201530
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2201530
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2201530
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2201525

Because I gotta weed out which ones want to waifu her and which ones don't

>>2201530
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>>2201535
63 is your roll! Let's see if she takes the carrot, of if you'll need to use the stick!
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>>2201547
L-lewd...
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>>2201445
“Why’d you take it?” you ask. It’s a struggle to do it without gasping, but you manage. The rabbit girl shoots you a confused look and pants something that may sound like “What?” You swallow to clear your throat before answering, “You can’t have been at this long, right? I’ve never heard of a bunny thief… Think I would have by now.” She pouts at your words and protests with a single word. “Rabbit.”

You nod at the correction and roll with it. “Rabbit, then. I think your rabbit and my snake are pretty similar, so why not do what I’m doing? Something good instead?” She squints at you as if she could divine your intentions with only her eyes. Wait, she may be able to do that! Before you start to worry about the possibility, she answers, “Want to.”

It isn’t the inspiring story of desperate orphans that most thieves may use. At least she was honest. “That’s not a good reason...” you point out, and she shrugs, muttering something under her breath as she steadies herself on a bike rack. Well, no one could say that you didn’t tr-

Your jaw cracks as your neck snaps backwards. You have no idea what just hit you, but it hurts. When you look back, a bike lock is rattling on the ground, and the rabbit seems surprised. Looks like she thought a cheap shot would drop you.

>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
>B) Oh, now it’s payback time. “You know, snakes EAT bunnies.”
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>>2201662
>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
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>>2201662
>>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
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>>2201662
>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
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>>2201662
>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
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>>2201662
>>B) Oh, now it’s payback time. “You know, snakes EAT bunnies.”
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>>2201662
>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
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>>2201662
>A) Press the psychological advantage. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach for another one before I catch you?”
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>>2201665
>>2201669
>>2201673
>>2201675
>>2201720
>>2201731
Time for an intimidation roll! One more 1d100 best of three, and then I'll post the last one tonight!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2201745
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2201745
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2201745
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>>2201749
92 it is!
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>>2201662
You rub at your jaw and pop it as you slowly turn to face the bunny girl completely. “You want to give up now, or do you think you can reach another one before I catch you?” You put every ounce of anger you felt into those words and said a silent prayer that you wouldn’t need any of it for a fight. Your quarry seizes up at the threat and casts a questioning glance at the messenger bag containing her loot. It seems as if you were really about to talk her down.

The standoff continues for a few more moments, before a loud beep sounds off in the alley. You almost cast your eyes around to check your surroundings, but it seems to have originated from your rabbit friend. She lets out a small gasp, and finally breaks her silence. “P-please, if I give it back… Will you let me go?”

>A) Well, it gets the jewelry back safely, and the victim’s livelihood is the most important thing at the moment. “Of course.”
>B) Let her go now, and she’ll be back to rob another store inside a week. “Not a chance.”
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>>2201807
>A) Well, it gets the jewelry back safely, and the victim’s livelihood is the most important thing at the moment. “Of course.”
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Oh, right... Forgot about the whole "last post" thing. Whatever, I got nothing to do tomorrow.
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>>2201807
>>A) Well, it gets the jewelry back safely, and the victim’s livelihood is the most important thing at the moment. “Of course.”
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>>2201807
>>A) Well, it gets the jewelry back safely, and the victim’s livelihood is the most important thing at the moment. “Of course.”
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>>2201810
I gotta sleep brother, plz stop
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>>2201807
>Write in
"Yes, this time. But don't let me catch you doing this again"

None of this soft ass 'of course' shit, she gets one free for being drunk on new power, that's it.
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>>2201821
Supporting
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>>2201807
>>2201821
>>Write in
"Yes, this time. But don't let me catch you doing this again"

>None of this soft ass 'of course' shit, she gets one free for being drunk on new power, that's it.
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>>2201821
Supporting
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>>2201821
Supporting
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Brother, you've got yourself an interesting quest here.

Don't blow it!
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>>2201839
wat
What did he mean by this
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>>2201821
>>2201825
>>2201828
>>2201830
>>2201835
Well, that seems pretty reasonable, and I didn't add it because I just didn't think of it, not because I thought of it and discarded it, so why not! Writing, and THEN we should be done.
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>>2201807
If you’re honest with yourself, all you care about right this second is getting those people their money back. On the other hand, you can’t just let her get away with it. Back to your first hand, it seems like neither of you have the time or desire to get into a fight over it. Time to take a third option, and see if she’s still terrified of you.

“Fine. You can go, this time. But if I catch you again, Bunny, you don’t get a second chance.” You barely manage to finish threatening her before she tosses the loot and hightails it up the nearest rooftop. The bag smacks you square in the chest, and as you bend over to pick it up, you catch a glimpse of the lock that hit you. Pretty sturdy, and it looks to be made of iron. It sure had a lot of weight to it when it-

“Wait, what?” you whisper to yourself. Something seems off. The lock is still closed. Why would someone leave a locked bike lock NEXT to a bike rack? “Weird.” You shrug off the oddity as your nerves getting to you before hefting the bag on your shoulder and charging back to the Jewelry Store. Thank goodness these new powers come with a good sense of direction.

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Thank you, young man, thank you so much!” You’re practically being strangled by the wiry man’s deceptively strong hug, but you don’t want to push him off of you. Partly because you aren’t sure how much force you can put into a push when you’re powered up, and partly because getting recognized for your hard work feels good.

“We would have lost thousands if she had gotten away, tens of thousands!” He finally releases his grip and slides his arms down to shake your hand with both of his, though he seems to be shaking himself more than any part of you.

“It’s. uh, it’s no problem. I was just doing what anyone would have done.” Corny, and you’re not sure you believe it, but cliches existed for moments when you had no idea what to say and didn’t want to look stupid for saying nothing. The man laughs and gives you a pathetically weak slap on the back, once again obfuscating exactly how strong this string bean is, and asks you, “Well, what exactly would anyone in a snake costume be called?”

Oh. You had forgotten this part. “I’m, uh…” Your eyes dart for something, ANYTHING to provide inspiration for a passable name, but nothing sticks out. Gems, gold, silver, a clock… The clock? The clock that said it was nearly midnight?! You had left almost twelve hours ago, without saying a word to anyone!

“I’m late! Gotta, go, was nice meeting you!” You rip yourself out of his grasp and propel yourself up and over the row of buildings that point towards your house. After a mad rush, you decide that it’d be best to scope out the situation before coming up with an excuse on the spot. Only a quick hop let you reach an angle where you could spy your parents room, with them blissfully asleep inside. You let out a relieved sigh and bounce back to your side of the building.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2201912
Thankfully, your window was still open, so you climb in as quickly as possible and shut it behind you. Crisis averted. You slipped in and out, and no one was any the wiser.

“Ekko, Hide my Fangs,” you declare to an empty room, and the costume harmlessly burns its way off of you. The little Kwami sluggishly floats up and away from your ring hand and tries to suppress a yawn.

“It’s been a while since I’ve been transformed for that long, Lucas…” Ekko mumbles, and you whisper hasty apologies for wearing him out. You’d like to make sure your little partner was okay, but you need to get to bed quick if you were going to survive school tomorrow.

You ripped off your shirt and turn away from your desk, only to feel wide awake as you catch sight of what - or who - has been behind you the whole time.

Your older brother, Marcus, is staring at you with an open jaw and wide eyes.

“Uh, hey, bro. You, uh, you can’t sleep either, huh?”
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Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks! For tonight, anyway
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>>2201916
why does he look so hisssterical?

good night op
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>>2201912

> The lock is still closed. Why would someone leave a locked bike lock NEXT to a bike rack?

So this is probably a clue to what the bunny's conceptual power is. Any ideas?
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>>2201913
You and Marcus get and early start and walk to your school, Collège Françoise Dupont. Before you can cross the threshold with the other early birds, Marcus fixes you with a look and runs his thumb along the knuckle of his middle finger. You nod and tap your Miraculous, careful not to lift your hand to show it off and trusting him to look for it.

Marcus nods, and after checking to see if anyone was watching him, flicks out his tongue and raises his eyebrows. You tap the straps of your backpack, in which Ekko had found a comfortable pocket to coil up in throughout the day. He gives you one last nod and a soft punch on the shoulder before moving past you and towards his class. As much as he scared you last night, it does feel good to know he’s on your side, after the harshly whisper conversation you shared.

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”What the hell was THAT!” Marcus hissed at you. You gestured towards the frozen form of Ekko, your sweat soaked body, and the newly closed window until the motions became meaningless. You gave up miming at him and, with a sigh, told him what happened in a voice about a tenth as tired as you felt.

Once you were finished, your brother looked more serious than you had ever seen him, if still bewildered. “You fought a
supervillain? How? You’ve never been in a fight with a normal person!” You shrugged at him, helpless to really explain the feeling to someone who had never felt it themselves.

The conversation had stalled then as Marcus took a few minutes to consider what you were telling him, and it had ended with a gruff, if honest, promise to have your back in your heroics, as well as cover for you if your parents got suspicious. You hadn’t given it much more thought before you hit the mattress.


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You had a good brother, but now you had something much less wholesome to deal with. School. Now, which class were you in this year?

>A) Miss Bustier’s class, with the Mayor’s daughter, Chloé Bourgeois. You're surprised she goes to a public school.
>B) Miss Mendeleiev’s class. No standouts or famous people here, which has its ups and downs.
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>>2203446
>>A) Miss Bustier’s class, with the Mayor’s daughter, Chloé Bourgeois. You're surprised she goes to a public school.
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>>2203446
>A) Miss Bustier’s class, with the Mayor’s daughter, Chloé Bourgeois. You're surprised she goes to a public school.
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>2203446
>A) Miss Bustier’s class, with the Mayor’s daughter, Chloé Bourgeois. You're surprised she goes to a public school.
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>>2203446
>>B) Miss Mendeleiev’s class. No standouts or famous people here, which has its ups and downs.
Stress-free class sounds nice. I've never watched the source material beyond that really nice anime-style pv that never went anywhere, so I don't know all the benefits of choosing this option.
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>>2203446
>A) Miss Bustier’s class, with the Mayor’s daughter, Chloé Bourgeois. You're surprised she goes to a public school.
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>>2203446
>B) Miss Mendeleiev’s class. No standouts or famous people here, which has its ups and downs.
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>>2203446
>>A) Miss Bustier’s class, with the Mayor’s daughter, Chloé Bourgeois. You're surprised she goes to a public school.
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>>2203456
>>2203465
>>2203467
>>2203469
>>2203477
A0okay, you're going with the canon characters! Let's hope that goes well. Writing!
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>>2203525
Just like a snake, we will fade into the background and let others take the spotlight.
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>>2203446
You take your seat in Miss Bustier’s class and take in the atmosphere. It’s… Professional. Thankfully lacking any sort of plastic motivational posters that litter younger classes. There are a few other students here early. One boy is bigger than your brother, with a blonde streak in his black hair. His face is twisted into an uninviting frown, and you take the unspoken advice and avoid speaking to him. Another boy is sitting directly behind you, and he practically stinks of nerd. Suspenders and giant glasses adorn his pressed shirt and… Plaid pants. Gross.

The rest of the class filters in slowly, following the time-honored pattern of sitting with friends if you know anyone and sitting alone if you don’t, only filling in the two-person desks when no other seats were available. The girl who takes the chair beside you is a petite one, but the dyed hair and streamlined clothes combined with a gaze that measured, if not judged, everyone in the room made you wary. She flops into the aisle seat and gives you an acknowledging tilt of the head, but nothing else.

You pay her one back before a commotion catches both of your attention. A blonde and a redhead are having some sort of confrontation, but a black-haired girl pulls the redhead, presumably her friend, away from the argument and into the last empty desk. Not a moment too soon, for them, as Ms. Bustier glides into the room nearly the instant they sit down.

You and your new desk partner share a shrug at the girls before straightening up and paying attention to your new teacher.

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The class passes without further effort on your part, and Ms. Bustier reads off the same tired rules that any school expects of its student. Nothing violent, crude, or sexual, especially not on school grounds and especially not during class… Things that anyone with two brain cells to spark off each other would have figured out by about three years ago.

She dismisses the class and you grab your bag, careful not to swing it around too quickly and risk smashing Ekko into something. You're almost out of the door when a deep, angry voice cuts through the murmur.

“Kim!”

Suddenly, the giant you spotted earlier is on his feet and rearing back to deck a fit looking Asian boy right in front of Ms. Bustier. The inevitable happens, and before any violence can occur, the big guy - Ivan - is sent to the principal’s office, a piece of paper crumpled in his hand and the Asian kid - Kim, you suppose - smirking at his back.

It’s not too hard to piece together what happened. Ivan must have been provoked by something Kim wrote, and now Ivan gets punished for reacting - okay, overreacting - while Kim gets off free.

>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
>B) Talk to Kim. You can’t just let him get away with that!
>C) Stay out of it. You’re nobody’s hero when the suit’s off, especially not over a passed note.
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>>2203703
>C) Stay out of it. You’re nobody’s hero when the suit’s off, especially not over a passed note.
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>>2203703
>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
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>>2203703
>>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
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>>2203703
>>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
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>>2203703
>>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
Stealthily, then get the other side of the story.
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>>2203703
>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
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>>2203703
>>C) Stay out of it. You’re nobody’s hero when the suit’s off, especially not over a passed note.
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>>2203703
>>A) Talk to Ivan. It must suck getting baited like that on the first day of school.
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>>2203703
>B
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>>2203709
>>2203712
>>2203720
>>2203723
>>2203728
>>2203755
Well, that's a very nice sentiment, but Ivan may not be in a "talking" mood. Give me a roll, best of 3, 1d100, to pierce Ivan's stony exterior!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2203803
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2203803
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2203803
Go away acid.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2203803
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>>2203811
Well... Uh,,. I guess it's a 37. Writing!
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>>2203848
It looks like the dice still want that origin story
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>>2203468
This quest isn't original? What setting is it taken from?
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>>2203925
At least no one can accuse me of PLANNING to do the same thing as the Origins episode.
>>2203964
Miraculous Ladybug, and internationally developed cartoon starring the two characters in the OP. It's for very young audiences, but like the Horse Program, developed a strong adult following by simply taking their jobs seriously and pumping out a quality show.
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>>2203703
You jog after Ivan, sure you won’t be missed in study hall, and catch him on the walkway to the principal’s office. You try to think of something to say, but before you can map out a conversation, your mouth acts without orders.

“Hey, Ivan?”

The big man stops and turns towards you, brow furrowed in obvious irritation, as opposed to the passive irritation he displayed earlier. It sends a chill up your spine for anyone that size to stare at you like that, and you can’t keep the tremor out of your voice when you stutter, “I- I saw the, uh, the note, and…”

You’re cut off by a growl that seems to morph into words as you hear it. “You SAW it? What, did Kim have you proofread it for him? Sorry you didn’t get your chance to make me look stupid in front of everyone too, but I’m not doing an encore.” One of his massive hands settles on your chest and shoves you away from him, though it’s not violent enough to knock you off your feet. You’re left gaping at him as he stomps away and barges into the principal’s office.

You throw up your hands and stalk towards the library, suddenly fuming. You try to be NICE, and suddenly it’s your fault that Ivan’s big and scary and doesn’t know how to talk to people. Well, fine. If he wants to have a problem, he can have one.

You only just reach the library doors when you feel the building shake. You push open the doors, now more afraid than angry, and spot your classmates crowding around a window. You rush to their side of the library and peak out of a less surrounded window.

A giant, rocky… THING is marching away from the school, the masonry still falling off of its shoulders. It must have crashed through a wall!

>A) Find a private place to transform. As Paris’s only superhero, this is pretty clearly a job for you.
>B) No way! The Rabbit thief was one thing, but this is way outside of your weight-class! That doesn’t mean you can’t help, maybe you can move people out of the way, but there is no way on this Earth you’re going to fight that thing!
>C) It is your job to help, but you’re not sure you’ll be enough to stop it on your own. There is one other super-powered person in Paris who could help, but last you saw her, she cracked you in the jaw. She may not want to help, even if you CAN find her.
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>>2203971
>C) It is your job to help, but you’re not sure you’ll be enough to stop it on your own. There is one other super-powered person in Paris who could help, but last you saw her, she cracked you in the jaw. She may not want to help, even if you CAN find her.
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>>2204014
>A) Find a private place to transform. As Paris’s only superhero, this is pretty clearly a job for you.
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>>2204014
>A) Find a private place to transform. As Paris’s only superhero, this is pretty clearly a job for you.
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>>2204014
>>A) Find a private place to transform. As Paris’s only superhero, this is pretty clearly a job for you.
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>>2204014
>C
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>>2204014
>C) It is your job to help, but you’re not sure you’ll be enough to stop it on your own. There is one other super-powered person in Paris who could help, but last you saw her, she cracked you in the jaw. She may not want to help, even if you CAN find her.

Trying to take that on, one on one, is a bad idea. We need someone to distract it at the very least.


Also we need to figure out a superhero name at some point...
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>>2204014
>C) It is your job to help, but you’re not sure you’ll be enough to stop it on your own. There is one other super-powered person in Paris who could help, but last you saw her, she cracked you in the jaw. She may not want to help, even if you CAN find her.
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>>2204020
>>2204043
>>2204046
>>2204080
By just one vote, you're on your way to propose a team up! Give me a roll of 1d100, best of three, to see how it goes!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2204089
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

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>>2204092
There are the rolls I knew you could make! Let's do this, boys! Writing!
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>>2203971
>Horse Program
Ah. It gets my interest then.

Horse Program?
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>>2204276
My Little Pony
I assume anyway
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>>2204281
Ye
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>>2204014
The only way you were going to manage this was with Bunny’s help. There’s no one else to ask, and a giant rock monster isn’t likely to be punched apart very easily. But where can you start looking? There’s only one person you can ask for help in tracking her down, so you charge into the nearest restroom and practically yank Ekko out of your bag. The kwami shakes himself out of the nap he must have been taking, and looks at you with a confused and worried expression.

“Lucas? What’s wrong?” On the verge of panic, you ramble to fill him in. “There’s a giant rock monster and I can’t beat it so I need help, and now I have to find the rabbit girl from yesterday!”

Ekko blinks his oversized eyes. “Okay.”

“Can you help me find her?” you ask, a pleading tone in your voice. You’ve got to face this thing at some point, and you’d hate to do it alone.

Ekko cocks his head at the question, then smiles. “Snakes have a wonderful sense of smell. Coincidently, Miraculous Wielders often taken on qualities of the animals their Kwamis resemble.” His answer teases a grin out of you as well.

“Thanks, Ekko. Bare my Fangs!”

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You slam into the alley where you met the Rabbit last night. Nothing has changed from the last time you were here. None of the bikes have moved, and even the… Oh. The bike lock was gone. The owner must have found it. You shake your head to clear it, then take a massive sniff of the air. It smells like… Paris. Or maybe air. In other words, exactly as everything has always smelled. You take a moment to think about it before remembering that snakes, unlike humans, do not smell with their nose, but with…

You hesitantly stick your tongue out. Nothing. You slowly drag it back into your mouth. Still, nothing. Huh. You scrunch your nose, wondering what you're missing. As you think, you press your tongue against the roof of your mouth, and suddenly you can smell EVERYTHING.

You can taste your sweat from last night, the metals from the Jewelry Store, and another scent. Warmer, like your sweat, but different enough to be distinct. Just as old, almost to the moment, and there was only one other person with you at the time. You don’t bother trying to hold back a victorious grin.

Gotcha.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2204333
It’s clear after a few minutes that you did not, in fact, “gotch” her. The scent vanished without a trace a measly two blocks away, and it leaves your stumbling around with no real hints. Your only hope is that she’ll be somewhere near either where you left her, or where you first saw her.

The end point doesn’t seem to be leading anywhere, so you make your way back to your house, as well as the store, flicking your tongue as you run.

You’re halfway between your place and the crime scene when you catch her again, and this time, the trace is fresh. She was here only moments ago. You stop and scan the horizon, thanking whatever force created and defined the rules for kwamis that you got to keep your human vision.

Before you can pick a direction to run to, a white blur speeds up the side of the building you’re standing on, then stops in the shape of the girl you’re looking for.

“What do YOU want?” she sneers at you. “I didn’t do anything.”

“I know that,” you tell her, “I need your help.” She rolls her eyes at your needs, and drones in a bored tone, “I’m guessing you want me to fight the walking mountain with you?”

You nod, and she shrugs, suddenly looking more pleased with herself than you’d ever seen her.

“That’s what I figured. I’ll do it, but only on ONE condition.” She points an accusatory finger at you, but never loses her smirk as she says, “You cost me a lot of money with that routine last night. If you want my help with your hero work, I want YOU to help ME with MY work. My next heist, not only are you going to let me go; You’re going to help me rob the place.”

>A) You’re a hero. Heroes don’t compromise their morals just because things get tough. “No deal, Lola.”
>B) It’s… Not a good deal, but it is a fair one. What’s important is saving Paris. “... Deal.”
>C) You’re pretty sure this counts as “trying something else.” You may have bigger fish to fry, but she’ll try it with or without you. Better to take her down now “You’re seriously going to confess a crime to a superhero? Well, there goes your second chance.”
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>>2204335
>B) It’s… Not a good deal, but it is a fair one. What’s important is saving Paris. “... Deal.”
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>>2204335
>B
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>>2204335
>>B) It’s… Not a good deal, but it is a fair one. What’s important is saving Paris. “... Deal.”
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>>2204335
>B) It’s… Not a good deal, but it is a fair one. What’s important is saving Paris. “... Deal.”
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>>2204335
>A) You’re a hero. Heroes don’t compromise their morals just because things get tough. “No deal, Lola.”
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>>2204335
>A) You’re a hero. Heroes don’t compromise their morals just because things get tough. “No deal, Lola.”
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>>2204335
>A) You’re a hero. Heroes don’t compromise their morals just because things get tough. “No deal, Lola.”
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>>2204335
>C) You’re pretty sure this counts as “trying something else.” You may have bigger fish to fry, but she’ll try it with or without you. Better to take her down now “You’re seriously going to confess a crime to a superhero? Well, there goes your second chance.”
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>>2204343
switching my vote to

>>A) You’re a hero. Heroes don’t compromise their morals just because things get tough. “No deal, Lola.”
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>>2204349
>>2204354
>>2204357
>>2204372
No moral compromises for THIS Scarfed Crusader! Snakeman, AWAY! Writing!
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>>2204420
Sorry rabbit girl but there's only one girl I would work with

Justice
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>>2204335
“No deal, Lola,” you say as you cross your arms. “I’m here to save Paris. Not keep it around long enough to exploit it.” The Rabbit quirks an eyebrow at you, but doesn’t seem upset.

“... Lola?” You grit your teeth at her, frankly, shit eating expression. “The bunny from Space Jam…” you explain, and it makes her snort.

“I know that, you dork, I just can’t believe that was the first thing you thought of. You’re not even old enough to have watched that movie.” You turn away from her and coil your leg muscles, ready to jump away. If she’s not going to help, you’re not going to waste any more time with her.

Before you can jump, she steps up beside you, stretching her arms. “Alright, boy scout, let’s do this.”

“Do what?” you ask her. You can feel your jaw hanging in surprise. The Rabbit shrugs at you and says, “Why did you think I suited up before you got here? I was going anyway. If I got you to promise to help me make some money on the side, that’s just a bonus.”

Before you can even think of a way to respond, she leaps away from you and in the direction of the rock monster. Well… At least you don’t have to help her rob some place.

You finally release the tension in your legs and bound after her, feeling a sense of deja vu as you let her lead you onward.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2204680
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When you finally catch up with the creature, it’s in the soccer stadium the school regularly uses for practice. Thankfully, it seems everyone’s cleared out. Well, almost everyone. The monster is being held in place thanks to a wild, spinning fight between it at what appears to be yet another animal-themed superthing. This time, the black leather, pointed ears, long tail, and eyes so bright green that you can see them from the stands marks the newcomer as a cat.

He slams some kind of staff into the back of the thing’s knee, only for it to glow, grow even bigger, and backhand him into the stands. The cat lands upside down, in a seat only a few rows down from where you’re standing. You and the Rabbit rush to help him, pulling him right side up and, after he shakes his shaggy blonde hair out his eyes, earning a smile from him.

“Hey, thanks! Say, uh, you two wouldn’t happen to have seen another superhero, have you? Should be red, with spots of some kind?” You have no idea what he’s talking about, but your temporary companion clarifies, “Like a ladybug?”

The cat flashes a charming grin, and you swear you see his eye twitch in a near wink.

“Exactly! So you have seen them?!” When you both shake your head, he practically deflates. This is like watching a living cartoon character.

“Aw, man… My-” he cuts himself off with a wide-eyed glance at you, then finishes, “If I say the word ‘Miraculous,’ does that mean anything to-”

“Yes, we’re like you,” you cut him off.

“Great!” he shouts, frustration finally slipping through his cheery mask, “Because my kwami said we can’t beat this guy without the ladybug!”

You went through a lot of trouble just to find one more super to bring to the fray, and it wasn’t even the right one!? What are you going to do now?

>A) If a thief like the rabbit was ready to fight, then the ladybug must be on their way. You just need to keep it busy until they get here.
>B) If you can find one, you can find another. Tell the others to keep it bust while you hunt down the ladybug.
>C) Screw the cat’s kwami. If the ladybug can’t bother to show up, you can take care of this on your own.
>D) Without the ladybug, it’s hopeless? Then to fight now would be risking your lives for nothing. Tell them they need to let it go until the ladybug appears.
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>>2204680
>>2204684
>A) If a thief like the rabbit was ready to fight, then the ladybug must be on their way. You just need to keep it busy until they get here.
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>>2204684
>C) Screw the cat’s kwami. If the ladybug can’t bother to show up, you can take care of this on your own.
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>>2204684
>>A) If a thief like the rabbit was ready to fight, then the ladybug must be on their way. You just need to keep it busy until they get here.
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>>2204684

>A) If a thief like the rabbit was ready to fight, then the ladybug must be on their way. You just need to keep it busy until they get here.
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>>2204684
>A) If a thief like the rabbit was ready to fight, then the ladybug must be on their way. You just need to keep it busy until they get here.
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>>2204684
>>C) Screw the cat’s kwami. If the ladybug can’t bother to show up, you can take care of this on your own.

The fuck kind of shitty hero waits?
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>>2204688
>>2204700
>>2204711
>>2204717
Time to ROLL TO HOLD THE LINE!
Best of three, 1d100's only!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2204817
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

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>>2204821
Grats on that roll! Writing!
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>>2204821
Guess we're good without her help after all
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We fukt, bois & grills.
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>>2204905
We got a 99 how are we fucked
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>>2204910
Because Marinette is even more self conscious now that we're crushing it against this rock monster so she isn't going to turn up for a while.
Problem is that she's the only one who can seal away the akumas.
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>>2204923
yeah I actually just mentioned that and realized the issue
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>>2204923
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Did we get ded?
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>>2205060
No, sorry, I got into a fight with some guy over the technicalities of... You know what, it doesn't matter. We're about to wrap up, just let me finish this and post it.
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>>2205067
Onii-chan~ please hurry~
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>>2204684
“If we need the ladybug to do this, then the best we can do is keep it focused on us until they get here, right?” The cat grins and the rabbit grimaces. About what you expected. “It’s not like I have any better ideas,” your companions grouches before launching herself onto the field. The cat follows her with a whoop, and you’re right behind them.

The monster, having lost interest during your talk, is beginning to climb up and over the stadium walls. Before you can think of a way to get him down, the rabbit hits the grass and bounds up again, landing somewhere above. The next thing you hear is a painful CRACK, and the monster begins to fall back to earth. The form reveals your “friend” with a fist outstretched, covered by a… Boxing glove. When did she get a boxing glove?

The monster lands and, once again, grows larger. You see the cat in your peripheral vision about to attack again, but before he can, you hold out a hand to stop him.

“Every time we hit it as hard as we can, it gets bigger.” How do you beat something you can’t punch?!

“So, what do we do?” Technically speaking, all you had to do was keep it here until the ladybug shows up, but it would eventually simply leave if you didn’t keep its attention by attacking it. Maybe, if you attacked with a bunch of little hits, you could do damage while minimizing his growth?

Something stirs at the thought. It feels a lot like the instincts that guide your movement, or the gut feeling that taught you the words to detransform. You know what you need to do.

“Rabbit!” The girl drops from her perch and lands on the other side of you from the cat. “Yeah?” she asks. She’s quirked that brow again. It seems she caught on that you have an idea.

“Punch it. More. Go for speed, not power. Cat, sweep its legs and give her a clear shot at the face.”

The two of them break away to do as you ask. You’re surprised to see the cat trip the monster with only one swing. Sure enough, it grows again, but with your plan, that shouldn’t matter. The creature falls backwards, and you and the rabbit move in for the second, and hopefully last, part of the fight. She settles on his chin, pulls back, and delivers a vicious haymaker. You’re about to remind her what her goal is before she delivers another one just as quickly. A quick five punch combo follows, and then she has to take a deep breath. That’s your cue.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2205116
“Ouroboros!” you shout, knowing it’s the right thing to say. You grab her shoulder, which startles a “What” out of her when combined with your scream, but it does exactly what you thought it would. She seems to snap back to where she was only a moment before, and delivers seven punches, in exactly the same places. Then she does it again, and again. There’s only one difference: Every time, she punches a little bit faster.

Guess practice really does make perfect, you think to yourself. The effect begins to ramp up, and in no time at all, the rabbit punches are a blur that are actually managing to drill their way through the stone. Pebbles and debris are beginning to scatter, and the creature’s twitches grow farther and farther apart. Once it finally stops moving, you release the tension in your chest, and the thief stops swinging. She takes a moment to stare at the crater she carved with her fists, and she shoots you a look that brims with panic.

“What happened?” You let out a laugh of triumph and, as she climbs down, claim your victory. “I think we won.”

The three of you take a few large steps back to marvel at what you’ve done. You can only wonder how the city is going to clean the stadium with the creature’s body glows, and then grows once again. And again. It grows over and over, getting bigger and bigger, and all the while the thing pulls itself into a standing position.

When you first arrived, it was big enough to reach up to the stadium walls and climb out. Now, the stadium walls only just matched its waist.

You can feel the cat and the rabbit mimicking your look of absolute horror, and the silence is only broken when the cat murmurs, “We need the ladybug…”
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>>2205119
What the fuck do we do now? Everything's going to be fucked by the time she arrives.
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The bunny went ORAORAORAORA and the monster didn't die?
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>>2205127
If we can loop her, why not loop it?>>2205134
We just made her go from ORAORA to MUDAMUDA.
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>>2205119
Marinette sighs are the news plays the horrific confrontation between Paris’s new super-team and the rock monster. She’s not sure why. She’d be terrified out there, so she isn’t upset about not going. Maybe it’s a sigh of relief? That must be it. The impressive finale meant that they really DIDN’T need her. Marinette gives a small smile to the ladybug-like kwami floating beside her.

“I told you, Tikki. They can handle this without me. If you really want to help, then you should fin-”

“Uh, Marinette?” In the short time she’s known Tikki, she’s never sounded afraid. This is the closest she’d ever come. The strange creature was pointing a hand back at the television, eyes unblinking. Marinette followed her gaze, and felt suddenly faint at how much larger the thing was.

“I knew it… I knew they should have stopped hitting it…” And it was true. As soon as she spotted it, she had said a small prayer that the heroes would pick up on it too. That ANYTHING they did would make it worse, that they needed a strategy that didn’t involve just crushing the thing. If she had been there, she could have stopped them.

Marinette felt her heart do terrible, sickening backflips as she made her decision.

“Tikki. Spots on.”
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Our reptile boy fucked everything up, didn't he.
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>>2205155
I'd like to point out that one of Ladybug's power is "Fix everything." Literally just "Fix. Fucking Everything."

So Paris isn't fucked. At least, not as long as there's a Ladybug.
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>>2205166
>I'd like to point out that one of Ladybug's power is "Fix everything." Literally just "Fix. Fucking Everything."
Well that doesn't ruin dramatic tension or meaningful consequences. At all.
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>>2205176
Sure it doesn't. She can't fix anything if she's, say, crushed by a rock monster you punched into being the size of Kilimanjaro.

As a random example.
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>>2205176
It's a kid's show, what do you expect? Not like Marvel or DC are any better - has Gotham ever has wreckage from fighting last week's villain sitting around when this week's villain goes on a rampage?
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>>2205183
>>2205184
Touche. Not really something to get annoyed over, I'm gonna blame the fact it's almost 3 am.
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>>2205192
You good, man. Just providing another POV, didn't mean to sound like I was coming down on your or summin. Have a good night's sleep, man.
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>>2205195
This seems obvious but I guess that was the last post?
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>>2205294
Oh, yeah, my bad.
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>>2200573
Oh thank god, also small side question. More Whit and brotherly shenanigans when?
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>>2205719
Gemini's dead on account of RWBY being an irredeemable heap of shit for the last 2 volumes.
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>>2205727
Fuck, I was just reading the archives for that quest.
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banging ladybug when?

>>2205727
That cant be the real reason.
right?
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>Not wanting the bunny
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>>2206697
....are you saying...
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>>2206705
No, I'm saying I want to redeem the thief girl with the Bunny Kwami and heart of gold to the side of Heroism. And then bang her. I'd accept holding hands if banging isn't where Brother wants to take this quest.
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>>2206713
>Implying Brother wont let us do both by accident.
Every time, every single time, we do the best seduction by accident in every single thread he runs. I still haven't figured out why.
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>>2206713
that ladybug suit though.
Im sure brothers not enough of a hack to bitch out like that. Blackout at worst.

Oh man, i just realized whit ended his adventures still a virgin.
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>>2206784
So its confirmed that quest is dead then?
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>>2206713
Why not redeem her by rape?

JK.
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>>2206867
Redemption dickings are the best dickings.
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I feel the need to post that cant beat the dick jpg but I don't have the censored version of it.
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>>2206697
>Not want to take the catboi on romantic walks around the City of Love
Fucking pathetic
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>>2208081
No way fag
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>>2208132
oh gosh, if we went with a girl protag we could have cucked ladybuck
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>>2208158
>implying we still can't
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>>2208163
We cant, he's into chicks. So no way fag.
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>>2208183
challenge accepted
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>>2208206
It's not gay if we only pitch.
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>>2208239
Hell, as far as the greeks were concerned, topping on another dude was one of the manliest thibga you could do, or was it the romans. Fuck it, it was probably both, they were all freaks like that.
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>>2208183
>Implying
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As long as we help babysit best character, I’m good with whatever.
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>>2209048
I think Adrian is too old to babysit
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>>2205719
>>2206686
>>2206815
Yes, Gemini is canceled, and yes, it's because RWBY has become so insanely terrible that I actually cannot write the characters anymore.
I've been trying on my own. It is for real like trying to run after recovering from being temporarily paralyzed. There's no inspiration with them anymore because I cannot care about them, and without that, my style of writing (which is very stream of conscious) simply doesn't work.

That said, we SHOULDN'T have that problem here because Miraculous is made by professional and respected studios in at least three countries, not some dudes with mo-cap suits in their buddy's warehouse.
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>>2209216
Well shit, its not like you were running a qst that ignored the series anyway, why didn't you just pull something out your ass? That was the best RWBY quest here.
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>>2209242
Op said they write what they feel and if the show makes them feel bad, guess how they’ll write.
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>>2210273
Completely and ignoring it anyways, awhile pulling better ideas out their ass? I've seen comments on youtube with people able to make better trilogy than 343, Brother could easily do it. Or just go completely off the rails after the end of the tournament arc(the only good part left so far), and make it up from there.
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>>2210288
What the fuck did I just write? I am sure the missing words were down before the post went up, the fuck?
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Jeez, i haven't watched the show in weeks.
Just how bad did shit get?
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>>2210315
Weiss left innocent people to die to a pack of Grimm she then kills in one of the most boring fight scenes in the entire show, with not only no effort on her part, but while standing still.

At that point, the character was dead to me. And I know a lot of writers in fanfiction feel as though their take on the characters becomes their character, but that never rang true for me. When Weiss simply ceases to be Weiss in RWBY, I can't predict what she'll do or how she'll act or what she'll say anymore, because the character doesn't make any sense. With her central role in the story, it was just an execution of my ability to power through the dogshit writing the fandom was asked to sit through to maintain enthusiasm.

Now, I'm sure there are more people who'd like to talk about Gemini, or at least the same people want to talk more about it, or maybe anyone wants to just shit on RWBY more, but I'd ask that we don't do it in THIS thread anymore. This is, after all, a quest based on an entirely different show.

You're free to discuss any and all of these things with me and other readers in our old Gemini discord - which will eventually be repurposed to be a much less Quest specific discord. So, if you'd rather talk about Miraculous Quest, or you're a new reader and this is all that interests you, the discord is the place to be for you as well!

Here's a link to anyone who needs it.

https://discord.gg/6KXeTYz


Next session starts in about 20 minutes!
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>>2210380
>This fucker starting when I need to sleep.
Dick, I got work in the morning. Its no fun just catching up, and worrying about people voting for something stupid.
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>>2205142
The next few minutes are a panicked game of tag between the three of you and the monster. A massive fist or foot will crash into the football field, and miss you by only inches. Your only saving grace now is that its mass has slowed it down considerably, which gives you just enough time to get clear. The physical scrambling has left you just as scrambled mentally, and you can’t keep a grip on a thought long enough to come up with a plan, or even what you should do next beyond “live.”

After yet another bone-rattling impact lands nearby, it hits you that you’re panicking. Maybe even having a panic attack, you fret for a moment, before a fist the size of your room forces you to scatter. Then comes a beep. It’s the same one you heard in the alleyway the night before, just before your quarry surrendered, and it sends your frothing nerves boiling over. You’re hit with one overwhelming mental voice that demands you hide, now. Even if it didn’t sound like a great idea, you can’t find it in yourself to disobey. You hop the dividing wall between field and stands and duck into the concession area.

There, your suit begins to glow and burn away, this time without your conscious banishment. Ekko exits the ring in a manner best described as dragging himself, though how that description makes sense to you when he’s suspended in midair is beyond you.

“Ekko?! What happened, where my costume?! I can’t go back out there like this, I’ll be killed!” The kwami barely looks at you when he adds, “And, everyone would know who you are.” Oh, right. In the heat of the moment, you had forgotten the grilling Ekko and Marcus had given you that morning to make sure nobody ELSE found out.

“Right, sure, but why did you pull me out?!” Ekko shoots you a look over his tiny shoulder, visibly annoyed. You swear you could hear a low hissing sound. “The Ouroboros is a pure expression of my power, and what I represent. The human form is not built to express it. When you’re running around transformed, it’s as if I’ve wedged my foot into the eye of a needle. When you use the Ouroboros, it’s as if that foot is pinched and forcibly drags the rest of my body through the eye.”

He turns to face you head on, eyes, limbs, tail, and even cobra-like hood drooping. “It is exhausting.” His lecture is punctuated by another thunderous impact, and the overhead concrete loosens a few specs of itself. “That’s terrible, and I’ll make sure you get a nap when we’re done, but we’re not done yet!” you shout, voice cracking as panic begins to set in again.

“No, we’re not, which is why I led you here. A kwami’s energy can be regained faster by eating after expending their power so quickly.”

(CONTINUED)
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>>2210515
“Eating?! You haven’t eaten anything since you showed up! I thought you guys just didn’t need to or something, I thought you just absorbed it whenever someone stuttered or hammered a nail more than once!” Ekko rolls his eyes at you and flings his tiny arm fins as far into the air as they’ll go. “You’re wasting time nitpicking! If you want to get back out there and help, then help me find noodles of some kind!”

Your kwami ducks behind one of the service counters, leaving you stunned for a moment.

“... Noodles?” Ekko floats up from the counter with a squint in his eyes and what may be a blush on his cheeks, though it was darker in here…

“They’re my favorite…”

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“Bare my Fangs!” you call, just before you cross the threshold into the open air of the field once again. It looks like a war zone. The stands have been mostly turned into sloped rubble and the field itself is more crushed mud than grass, with absolutely titanic holes torn out of it. The monster is still thrashing about in the stadium, thankfully, but is it your eyes playing tricks on you, or has it gotten even bigger?

>A) You’re still waiting for the ladybug, but with a firmer understanding of your power, you’ve got a better idea. Tag him, and hold him in a time loop for as long as possible.
>B) The ladybug STILL isn’t here?! Well, your first plan to hold it turned out terribly anyway: Time to come up with a way to put this thing down for good.
>C)The ladybug STILL isn’t here?! This is impossible with them, so where are they? Have you been abandoned? You need to get the others to fall back, you can’t beat this thing!
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>>2210524
>>A) You’re still waiting for the ladybug, but with a firmer understanding of your power, you’ve got a better idea. Tag him, and hold him in a time loop for as long as possible.

Tell catboy he has 5 minutes to get ladybug over here
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>>2210515
>>2210524
>A) You’re still waiting for the ladybug, but with a firmer understanding of your power, you’ve got a better idea. Tag him, and hold him in a time loop for as long as possible.
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>>2210524
>A) You’re still waiting for the ladybug, but with a firmer understanding of your power, you’ve got a better idea. Tag him, and hold him in a time loop for as long as possible.
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>>2210524
>B) The ladybug STILL isn’t here?! Well, your first plan to hold it turned out terribly anyway: Time to come up with a way to put this thing down for good.
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>>2210528
This
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>>2210524
Going with
>A
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>>2210524
>A) You’re still waiting for the ladybug, but with a firmer understanding of your power, you’ve got a better idea. Tag him, and hold him in a time loop for as long as possible
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>>2210524
>>B) The ladybug STILL isn’t here?! Well, your first plan to hold it turned out terribly anyway: Time to come up with a way to put this thing down for good.
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>>2210524
>>B) The ladybug STILL isn’t here?! Well, your first plan to hold it turned out terribly anyway: Time to come up with a way to put this thing down for good.

I want to do the impossible
somehow
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>>2210524
>A) You’re still waiting for the ladybug, but with a firmer understanding of your power, you’ve got a better idea. Tag him, and hold him in a time loop for as long as possible.
We can’t burn though our power too quick!
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>>2210585
Shit copied the wrong one ment B
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>>2210528
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>>2210541
Time to do the time warp again! Give me a few minutes for more IRL crap, and then I'll write it up for you!
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>>2210524
>>2210528
I like this idea. Either way I'll support Option A
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>>2210602
Finally back guys, sorry!
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>>2210602
Hopefully the near fail helps make it less awkward like pic
>as if it isn't already awkward
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>>2210524
If you can keep someone doing the same thing over and over again, that sounds like the perfect way to keep this big guy in place! According to Ekko, you can keep the effect going for as long as you stay transformed. You’ve got a time limit of five minutes after you use the Ouroboros, but with Ekko so recently exhausted, he could only swear you three before you ran the risk of him dropping out involuntarily.

That wasn’t enough time to wait for the ladybug any longer. If you were going to pull it off, you needed someone actively looking for them. And there was only one person you could trust to run back into a dangerous situation like this, without deciding that it would be more profitable to cut their losses. “Cat!” you call as the shaggy-looking boy skidded towards you, following an impressive somersault to escape a mid air swipe from the giant’s hand, “We need the ladybug here, now! I can keep him busy, get out there and FIND LADYBUG!”

It amazes you to see him listen to you, but the cat acts without hesitation, pole vaulting up and over the stadium. Your impromptu partner is much less enthused. “Well what are WE supposed to do while he’s gone?!” she screams at you.

You have a plan, of course, but it would be really useful if he were doing something less violent during his timeout…

“Can you distract him? Keep him focused on ANYTHING but fighting, just for a few seconds?” The rabbit casts her eyes around the stadium for a moment, but then settles on something and she nods.

“I think I’ve got something.” The rabbit leaps away and into the stands, ducking inside the same convince area you were in for just a moment before returning with a single stuffed rabbit.


”Hey, LOSER! Think you’re hot stuff?! she taunts, her screams actually managing to carry an incredible distance. ”You’ve been here for twenty minutes and you STILL can’t touch us! Go ahead, I’ll give you this one for free!” she offers with an audible smirk, before spreading her arms open and inviting an attack.

The monster obliges her and, with a roar that shakes your teeth, launches a fist towards her. Before it can hit, she claspes the rabbit in front of her and, just as loudly as before, screams, ”MULTIPLY!”

(CONTINUED)
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>>2210911
Then your world is rabbits. The exact same stuffed animal, each and every one with a torn left ear and missing an eye, floods the stadium so quickly that even the creature stumbles backward. It lands on its backside, so visibly dazed by what is happening that, for a moment, you sympathize with the big guy. Still, he won’t be looking for a fight for the next few seconds, and that’s all you need.

“Ouroboros!” you cry once again, giving a Herculean leap towards the monster and tagging its arm. Just as you had hoped, he continues to sit still and gather his thoughts after his assault via bunnies, then resets and continues to do nothing. He’s out of commission for the next three minutes, at least. Now you and Ekko just need to hold out for the ladybug.

((Roll 1d100, best of three!))
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2210913
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2210913
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2210913
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2210913
>inb4 nat 1
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2210913
Shit that's a lot of rabbits
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>>2210923
Good roll, my man! Writing!
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>>2210960
>Brother congratulated me on something
This is the best day of my life
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>>2210968
Congrats on your best day, dude!
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>>2210913
You and the thief are exhausted. It isn’t even from using your powers - playing dodgeball with mountains would wear down anyone. With nothing to do but wait and hope Ekko’s struggle is going well, The two of you can do nothing now but stand around and wait for either the day to be saved or for help never to come. It sets you a little on edge, but the girl has flopped down onto a somewhat intact patch of ground and is either taking a nap or sunbathing. You take a seat beside her. It isn’t as if you’ve got anything else to do.

“You know, you never gave me a name,” you point out. “I’ve just been calling you ‘Rabbit’ and ‘Bunny’ this whole time.” She grins at you with one eye open, and it feels like you’re getting winked at in reverse.

“Close. I’m ‘Lapine.’”

“So, Rabbit, but girlier?” you ask, noticing the different pronunciation. It makes her smile instead of hit you, so at least you took the right bet with your jab. “Yep. How about you?” You feel your gut clench. You haven’t had enough time to come up with something, even after getting a reminder from the man she robbed yesterday!

>A) Copperhead - ((A type of snake))
>B) Guivre - ((A type of French dragon that, while usually depicted with wings, usually aren't shown actually using them.))
>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))
>D) Serpent - ((Pronounced "Serpon." Like Chat means Cat, Serpent is French for "Snake"))
>E) Serpent Vaillant - ((Lit. “Valiant Snake.”))
>F) Write-In
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>>2211058
>F) Write-In SnekBoi
And for when that fails
>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))
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>>2211058
I'm picking
>E) Serpent Vaillant - ((Lit. “Valiant Snake.”))

because I'm biased
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>>2211058
>A) Copperhead - ((A type of snake))
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>>2211058
>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))

Egypt is bretty cool
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>>2211074
this

pretty neat and original
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>>2211058
>>2211066
>Snekboi
I want this to happen
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>>2211071
Changing to a write in vote
>Solid Snake
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>>2211058
>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))
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>>2211058
>>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))
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>>2211058
>>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))
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>>2211058
>>C) Mehen - ((One of several Egyptian snake gods (including Apep and the recently famous Kek, when it appeared as a woman). Mythology states Mehen coils around Ra at night, causing the darkness and the cycle of day and night.))
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>>2211078
>>2211058
Make it three for Snekboi (though shortened to Snek if necessary)
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>>2211078
Belay that I'm going to change my vote to Mehen.
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>>2211058
>Mehen
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>>2211066
>>2211074
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>>2211121
Mehen it is! Writing!
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>>2211058
“I’m… Mehen,” you decide. You hadn’t decided until now, but you and Marcus had spent some time Googling ideas. A snake god with a direct connection to a cycle would do Ekko, and his power, justice. Lapine raises an eyebrow at you before saying, “The god or the game? Either way, that’s an obscure pull.”

“But not obscure enough to stop you listing both of them off the top of your head?” You feel like you’re skirting dangerous territory. Ekko was scary serious about not letting people know who you are, and you doubt Lapine’s kwami was any less serious about it. Would she get defensive? Snap and say it was none of your business? Or would she-

Smirk at you and say, “I’m an archeology enthusiast. You can’t focus on street stores forever, you know. All the best stuff is in museums, and how can I grab it if I don’t know my stuff?”

You can feel a serious frown settle before you say, “I thought we discussed exactly what would happen during your ‘next heist.’”

She shrugs it off with a flippant, “We risk career ending injuries every time we put these suits on, Mehen. Does it really matter if it comes from you or a giant mountain monster?” Lapine gestures to the still confused giant before letting her lips curl up in a smile again.

“Offer is still open, by the way. You haven’t been around much longer than I have. It isn’t fair you’ve only got to live on one side of the law. I’ve got all the excitement to myself, but it is lonely at the top.”

>A) Shoot her down, again. “In your dreams, Bunny.”
>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
>C) Leave the door open for later. “I’ll think about it.”
>D) Accept. “You know what? If it’ll get you off my case, I’ll give it a shot, but nothing big.”
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>>2211212
>>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
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>>2211212
>>A) Shoot her down, again. “In your dreams, Bunny.”
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>>2211212
>>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
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>>2211212
>A) Shoot her down, again. “In your dreams, Bunny.”
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>>2211212
>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”

not only did try to steal something

she failed at stealing something, that's not someone I'd want to be partners with, especially since we now know there's two other heroes who have powers that could easily kick our asses
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>>2211212
>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
Demoralise this bunny bimbo
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>>2211212
I want to criminaly frustrate her by constantly putting it off.
>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
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>>2211212
>A) Shoot her down, again. “In your dreams, Bunny.”
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>>2211212
>>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
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>>2211212
>B) Brush off answering. “The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?”
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>>2211215
>>2211217
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>>2211246
>>2211250
Not a yes, but... Not a no. Wonder if Lapine will notice? Writing!
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>>2211212
“The top? You B&E one pretty rock store and suddenly you’re the best of the best?” You look down on her as hard as you can, making it very clear that she hasn’t impressed you in any way with her antics. Your “intimidating presence” fails to break her again, and she laughs. It sounds honest, as if you just said the funniest thing she’d ever heard.

“Point any other super-powered thieves in this city my way, and I’ll show them to their seats at the bottom of the totem pole. Until then, I think ‘best’ fits best.” You don’t get a chance to say anything else before the cat lands on all fours in front of you. He stretches to his full height, blows a bit of hair out of his eyes, and says with a flourish, “Not to worry, you two. Ladybug and Chat Noir have arrived.”

Finally, you gripe to yourself. When you first see Ladybug, she nearly trips after her landing, stumbling a few footsteps forwards and needing to swing her arms back to keep balanced. She seems… Nervous. Even worse than you were on your first day. You’re not sure if she realizes how screwed you are without her and is feeling the pressure, or if she’s just a nervous person in general.

Just as you were about to ask if she had a plan, you heard two simultaneous warning beeps. You flick your eyes at Lapine, and with an unspoken agreement, she rushes towards the concession area. “Great timing,” you tell them, “because the big guy’s about to wake up, and we don’t have enough left in us to keep this up.” The cat - or, Chat, as he called himself - just smiles and gives you a sympathetic pat.

“Hey, don’t shed your skin over it! Me and the Bug have got this.”

Again, your response is interrupted, this time by a yelp. Ladybug is staring wide-eyed at the open field, for some reason. The open field that, only moments ago, was… Filled with stuffed rabbits. “Where did they go?” she wonders out loud.

If Lapine’s power’s already worn off, then I’ve got no more time to waste, you decide. “You’ll see it on the news later,” you tell her, jerking your head towards the circling news choppers, “but I have to go. Good luck, you two.”

(CONTINUED)
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>>2211404
Two smiles send you off, one large and goofy, the other small and unsure. They’ll be fine. After all, you and Lapine beat the thing with a single stuffed rabbit. Technically.

You duck into a men’s room just as Ekko releases himself. “Never… Again…” he pants. “Not twice in an hour…” You catch the kwami from his slow fall as gently as you can and tuck him into an inner jacket pocket. It’s much warmer than your bag, but if Ekko is as much as a snake as he seems, that should help him get to sleep.

A roar sounds out and shakes the foundations, and you decide now would be a good time to leave. You slip out of the men’s room and nearly crash into another person. A quick mutual shuffle just barely saves you, and then you recognize her. She’s from your class. Reddish hair and bronzed skin, bright eyes… The teacher called her “Alya” in roll call.

“Alya?” you echo your thoughts out loud.

“Lucas?” she says, in much the same tone. “You got lost, too?!” You’d be flattered she remembered your name after only hearing it once, but she swiftly grabs your shoulders and twists you one hundred and eighty degrees. “The rest of us are back that way. If you want to help us find the rest of the PE students, that’s where we’re taking them.”

She spins you back around, then grips your arms, glee taken over where professional worry had been only a moment before. “But man, this is incredible! Three superheroes! All in one day! Do you think they’re a team?!” Before you can stop yourself, you correct her.

“Four.”

“Four?” she mimics, head tilted. “There’s four of them?”

The latent fear of being so close to the giant is settling in without a kwami to hide behind, and you begin to ramble. “Uh, Chat Noir, Lapine, Mehen, and Ladybug?”

Alya scrunches her nose at the names. “What’s a ‘Mehen’?” You shrug, suddenly bashful.

“I dunno, he’s the snake one…”

Another roar sounds, along with a distant “Cataclysm!”, and you and Alya remember where you are. You break away in opposite directions, you towards the group she mentioned, and her further into the stadium.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2211408
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After you lead Alix, your desk mate from earlier in the day, to the group, everything is mostly wrapped up. Amazingly, the heroes managed to keep anyone from being seriously injured by keeping the monster focused on them (which earned you a mental fist pump and what felt like a congratulatory pat from a tiny, fin-like hand in your jacket). Most of the PE students, including Kim, Alix, and several others you recognized but whose names you had yet to learn, shared stories of a peaceful football game interrupted by the creature lunging over the stadium walls. From there, the class scattered.

The PE students hid anywhere they could fit throughout the stadium, despite the PE teacher’s, Mr. D’argencourt, best attempts to keep them together. The students with study hall (like yourself, you insisted), had followed the creature from the school, curiosity outweighing your natural instincts. Once they arrived, they quickly organized an amateur rescue operation of their classmates, who when brought together, told an amazing rendition of the entire fight, with multiple viewpoints for every punch.

The giddy, almost celebratory mood was shattered when a hospital gurney was wheeled out of the stadium, a still conscious Ivan on board. He did respond with a wave when most of the class called his name, but out of respect for both Ivan’s wellbeing and the health professionals expertise, no one dared approach to ask what had happened.

Everyone simply went home quietly after that. No one was in the mood to celebrate further after the sobering scene of one of their own carried away, and after a quick phone call, Mr. D’argencourt confirmed that the rest of the day’s classes had been canceled.

You stumbled home, feeling dead on your feet when you were scooped into a hug by Marcus as soon as you opened the front door. He dropped a quick whisper in your ear as he let go - “Saw the whole thing, man, you did great!” - and deposited you into the fussing of your parents. It seems the school had called ahead to inform them of what had happened, and you were equal parts scolded and praised for trying to help your fellow students.

Once all the hugs had been given and words of wisdom passed on, you drug yourself into your bed and crashed into the sheets with a low moan. A tiny, scaly head popped out of your jacket to give you a measuring look, but you assured him you were fine and would be better after a nap. He fell asleep on you first. You didn’t move him.
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That's all she wrote for tonight, guys. Sorry for such a long post, but I felt like dragging this fight out any longer wouldn't be very productive, so I rushed a bit to end it all in one go. Hope no one's disappointed by that! Have a good night.
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>>2211415
Thanks op! Get some rest, you’ve earned it!
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“What HAPPENED, Nooroo?!” the new Master growled at him. He hated the new Master. Some of the other kwami had been… Treated like this before, but never him. Never Nooroo. He felt a pang of sympathy for Plagg before the new Master interrupted his thoughts.

“You told me that the first ones to arrive would be Creation and Destruction, this... Ladybug and Chat Noir. And when I investigated the possibility of OTHERS, I found mention of five potential problems, which YOU confirmed! None of them account for these newcomers.”

He knows he shouldn’t, but at the moment, Nooroo curses the two brave children who decided to do the right thing. It may not be better had they never shown up, but at least it’d have spared him this.

“I cannot work with incomplete information, Nooroo. And if the Book’s information is incomplete, I expect that you will compensate. You were ordered to compensate.” The new Master leans over his desk, towering over Nooroo. He knows that his master could never physically harm him, the possibility simply doesn’t exist for kwamis, but he cowers all the same.

“Do you need a reminder of what will happen to you if you refuse my orders?”

Nooroo cannot be hurt. Nooroo cannot be killed. That is a fact of life for his kind. Even so, there are worse things than death or pain, and the new Master is well versed in such concepts.

“No, Master…”

“Good. Now, tell me everything you know about Lapine and Mehen’s Miraculouses.”
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>>2211410
Your parents were a typical couple, you thought. Your mom had been a Parisian native in her youth, but after graduating, moved to the Eastern US for a “change of scenery.” That scenery had including your dad as a background character, who quickly became friends with your mother as the only one in her American social group with a reasonable grasp on French, thanks to his own French grandmother.

Even as she became more and more comfortable with English, they stuck together, eventually getting married and having Marcus. Motherhood made your mom somewhat nostalgic for her home country, but financial independence meant she and your father didn’t have the money to move directly to her native city. Instead, they settled in Normandy, near Rouen. Only a short drive away from “home” for your mother. They had you there, and it's where you spent most of your life before the announcement that your parents had found work in Paris.

You suppose you took after your father, in that way. Even when moving away from everything you had never known, leaving didn’t bother you. “It’s still there if you ever miss it,” your dad had pointed out. “Sure, it’ll feel different, but it was going to change with or without you watching it. You wouldn’t even have noticed it until you woke up one morning and saw it with fresh eyes, and I promise you, staying any longer after that would make you sick. That’s just life.”

You liked to think that knowing so much about your parents’ and their lives before having you made you decently aware of who they were as people, but even after fifteen years, they could still surprise you.

“I’m just saying,” your dad was just saying, “it’s dangerous having them around.” Marcus, aware that one of the heroes being criticized was at the breakfast table, was quick to jump to their defense.

“I’m sure things would’ve gone much better if the giant rock monster had been aiming for the buildings, instead,” he points out with a roll of his eyes.

“Now listen, son, I’m not saying they didn’t help. They did. But you don’t think it’s crazy to have, what, five superpowered wackos show up in a day?” Dad punctuates his statement by shoving a pancake with too much syrup in his mouth and making an appreciative noise at the taste.

“I remember plenty of powered ‘wackos’ in the States, dear,” Mom says, finally picking a side after ten minutes of watching the debate in silence. Dad grunts, swallows his pancake, and retorts, “Yeah, but we had a strict ‘one wacko per day’ policy. Five is just insane.” He waggles a fork between you and your brother, bits of syrup dripping onto the table.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2212807
“Mark my words, boys, they’re all connected, and if these heroes had picked any other city in this country, you’d have stayed in school yesterday, and we’d still have a pristine stadium.” You and Marcus finish your breakfasts with conspiratorial grins flashing whenever your parents were talking to each other. They’ve really got no idea, you think to yourself. And if your own parents couldn’t recognize you, who could?

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The first thing you hear when you get to school is a rumor. As soon as you take your seat, Alix taps you on the shoulder. “Hey, have you heard yet?” At your confused expression, she continues, “People are saying that monster, from yesterday? It was Ivan.

“What? Whatever.” There’s no way. Ivan’s only a few rows behind you right now. They would have arrested him.

“No, man, it’s true!” Alix insists, inching a little closer as she stresses her words. “Cholé said she heard the Prefect of Police report it to her dad.” Her dad being the Mayor of Paris, of course… Maybe there was some weight to it?

“He said that Ladybug told the cops he was being mind controlled or something. That’s why he’s still here.” Mind control? If that were true… That meant there was another supervillain, one with a much scarier power than simply smashing buildings.

You can’t help but shoot on more look at Ivan and notice how uncomfortable he looks. It’s not hard to see why. Practically everyone is wary of him, and you note his desk partner from yesterday has move back a row, leaving him alone. Miss Bustier finally walks in and draws the class’s attention forward, leaving you with nothing to do for today but get through class. What are you going to do when it’s over?

>A) Talk to Ivan. He needs to know that not everyone hates him. Even if the rumors are true, he can’t be blamed for being mind controlled!
>B) If Paris has another supervillain, one that operates off the streets and through victims like Ivan, then the other heroes need to know. You should find Ladybug and Chat Noir after school.
>C) Watch Ivan. A mind controlling super villain sounds oddly convenient to you. Even if it’s true, maybe watching him will reveal how he was “controlled.”
>D) Just go home. There’s no villain attacking Paris now, which means Mehen isn’t needed.
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>>2212811
>A) Talk to Ivan. He needs to know that not everyone hates him. Even if the rumors are true, he can’t be blamed for being mind controlled!
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>>2212807
>>2212811
>A) Talk to Ivan. He needs to know that not everyone hates him. Even if the rumors are true, he can’t be blamed for being mind controlled!
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>>2212811
>A) Talk to Ivan. He needs to know that not everyone hates him. Even if the rumors are true, he can’t be blamed for being mind controlled!
Give that lad some positive reinforcement
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>>2212811
>>A) Talk to Ivan. He needs to know that not everyone hates him. Even if the rumors are true, he can’t be blamed for being mind controlled!
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>>2212811
>A) Talk to Ivan. He needs to know that not everyone hates him. Even if the rumors are true, he can’t be blamed for being mind controlled!
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>>2212823
>>2212828
>>2212833
>>2212837
>>2212862
Nobody deserves to be miserable about being used.
Writing!
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>>2212811
At the end of the day, a short search turns up Ivan moping quietly to himself on the stairs leading up to the library. No one is going to come through here at this time of day, so you can see why he picked it. “Ivan?” you call, deciding that it’d be best not to sneak up on him. Nonetheless, he jumps as if startled before he sees who it is. He hangs his head again and mutters a “Hey, Lucas,” in return.

You approach and lean against the wall, unsure of what to say. ‘Sorry everyone thinks you’ll go insane at any moment’ probably wasn’t going to help. Before you can decide, Ivan takes the initiative.

“I’m sorry I pushed you…” It takes you a moment to even remember what he’s talking about, but once you recall that he did, in fact, shove you when you tried to offer help, you brush it off.

“Don’t worry about it,” you tell him, “I forgot about it already.”

“You looked pretty mad,” he points out, finally looking up at you. His expression is still apologetic, but at least its not dejected.

“I got pretty mad,” you shrug, “and then I got over it.”

The two of you grow silent once again, until Ivan breaks it once more. “It was me,” he says, and your not entirely sure if he’s talking to you. “What was?” you ask.

“The monster, yesterday… It was me. I don’t remember anything. I was just so angry, then there was this… Voice, or something, then BAM, I’m center field of what’s left of the stadium with Ladybug standing over me.” You struggle for a few moments for something to say before giving up and spouting what makes sense to you.

“If you don’t remember what happened, then it isn’t really your fault.” Ivan sniffs, unconvinced.

“That’s what Ladybug said, too… I still told my mom I wanted to talk to someone… Like, a shrink or something. Make sure I don’t do that again.”

“That’s really responsible of you, man,” you tell him. He’s taking steps to make sure that, if any part of this WAS his fault, it won’t be his fault if it happens again. “Hey,” Ivan grunts, “so, does that mean we’re cool?” You give him a smile and hold out a fist.

“Yeah, of course we’re cool.” He gently punches your knuckles and smiles back, before adopting a more sheepish expression to ask, “Hey, I was gonna wait ‘til everyone left to go home… Do you know what time it is?”

(CONTINUED)
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>>2213032
You fish your phone out of your pocket and almost answer before you see it: Thirteen missed calls, all from Marcus. He must have called during class when you leave your phone on silent. Holding up a finger for Ivan, you quickly dial him back, and he sounds out of breath when he answers.

“Lucas?! Oh, thank God, man, you scared me!”

“What happened?” you ask, and Ivan perks up at your worried tone.

“Dude, people are turning into more rock monsters! It’s happening all over Paris, they change and then they get frozen in time or something! I thought they had gotten you! Man, we really need those heroes on this!” He must have been with your parents, but you can hear the hint in his voice.

“I’m on my way,” you promise before saying goodbye and hanging up.

“What’s going on?” Ivan asks, eyes wide.

>A) Tell him the truth. “People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures. Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home now before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”
>B) Lie to him, he doesn’t need to feel any worse. “My grandma fell, she’s at the hospital. Sorry, Ivan, but I really need to be there for her.”
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>>2213036
>A) Tell him the truth. “People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures. Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home now before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”
No point in lying to him, he’ll learn about it eventually
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>>2213032
>>2213036
>A) Tell him the truth. “People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures. Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home now before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”
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>>2213032
It's adventure time.

>>2213036
>B) Lie to him, he doesn’t need to feel any worse. “My grandma fell, she’s at the hospital. Sorry, Ivan, but I really need to be there for her.”
We don't want to beat the hornets nest or something like that
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>>2213036
>A) Tell him the truth. “People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures. Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home now before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”
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>>2213036
>>A) Tell him the truth. “People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures. Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home now before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”

>>2213067
>Lying to him
>After he gave us a heart to heart and told us about wanting to see a shrink.
For shame.
He was straight with us, so we should be straight with him, not like we're telling him about our new found superpowers and alter ego anyway
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>>2213107
Do you want him to blame himself for the stony boney guys? Do you know what happens when he starts to feel negative? Shit gets fucked, that's what.
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>>2213116
Why would he blame himself?
I admit I haven't watched the source, but from the quest it's implied he has nothing to do with this and that he was mind controlled by someone, he might wanna try doing something, yes, because it's personal, but why would he blame himself when he was just a victim too, he's not the one turning people into rocks, the villain is, right?
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>>2213036
>A) Tell him the truth. “People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures. Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home now before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”
Could we put a positive spin on it? Like a “see rock people are totally normal!” kind of thing?
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>>2213126
>Thinking emotions would care that he's a victim too
Wew

Emotions are funky things man, they'll beat you up when you don't even know why, It fucking sucks.
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>>2213128
>rock people are totally normal

In what universe would that work

aside from one with rock people that is
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>>2213042
>>2213054
>>2213072
>>2213107
>>2213128
Honesty is the best policy!
I hope...
Writing
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>>2213145
There's being taken by emotions and then there's being a brain dead retard, and this guy seems like he has a good head on his shoulders if he takes the initiative to seek help.
Like I said, telling him will probably make him want to help in anyway he can because he's been personally affected by this, but he won't get depressed over it by blaming himself, not even the most emotional person would blame himself for it. That's like going to a buffet, getting food poisoning and then blaming yourself when other people also get food poisoning.
Isn't the villain the one turning people into rocks? because if so, then if he wasn't at the wrong place at the right time, it would have been another person instead.
Or does this setting have actual natural rock people and he's one of them?
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>>2213177
Emotions are fucking weird man, but you make a good argument. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
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>>2213177
>Isn't the villain the one turning people into rocks? because if so, then if he wasn't at the wrong place at the right time, it would have been another person instead.
People can only be transformed if they are "willing" (it's unclear if they are being influenced to accept by Hawkmoth beyond the natural levels of human persuasion but still, they have been shown to resist, kinda), so Hawkmoth generally only appeals to those in an emotionally vulnerable position. Which is why, after this guy stormed off and shit, he got turned. This is how it works in the show, mostly, certain villains could mind control people but that is different given there was only ever one akuma involved in those incidents.

Whereas in this case the problem involved is that the akuma escaped and replicated, creating numerous clones and taking over random citizens, raising the question of how it did so when none of them were shown to be emotionally unstable as the point of infection. Implying a different nature as to their infection. This to my knowledge is never explained however so we can probably just write it off.

To answer your question: it wasn't a case of wrong place, wrong time but rather emotional manipulation and intense emotion combining to create a colossal creature to combat.

>Or does this setting have actual natural rock people and he's one of them?
Nah nothing that blatantly supernatural exists outside of the akuma's and miraculous's. At least not that I can remember although I've yet to see most of season 2.
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>>2213304
>Nah nothing that blatantly supernatural exists outside of the akuma's and miraculous's. At least not that I can remember although I've yet to see most of season 2.
That wouldn't have helped you. It is confirmed that in ML's universe, there is a massive superhero community outside of those with the powers of Kwamis, but as I've said in this quest, almost all are based in America. This was confirmed in the controversial comic where Marinette is left naked save for a cardboard box in New York City. Look it up, that happened. For real.
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>>2213317
>That wouldn't have helped you.
Good to know.

>It is confirmed that in ML's universe, there is a massive superhero community outside of those with the powers of Kwamis, but as I've said in this quest, almost all are based in America.
Any actual details or just a "they exist" level of knowledge?

>This was confirmed in the controversial comic where Marinette is left naked save for a cardboard box in New York City. Look it up, that happened. For real.
Oh I've seen that comic, trust me I had a good laugh at it.
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>>2213036
“People all over the city are turning into more rock creatures.” Ivan launches to his full height, white as a sheet and already shaking. “Wh- what?!” You wish you could stay and make him feel better, but as long as the world was going to hell in a handbasket and Mehen was at school, you weren’t doing your job. “Sorry, Ivan, but I gotta get home before my parents get any more worried than they already are.”

You just barely hear him stutter out a “later” as you dash down the stairs and into the bathroom. Ekko flies out of your discarded school bag, looking just as anxious as you feel. “How could there be more of them if Ladybug already beat him?! How could he make more of himself if he was sitting right there?!” you ask, fear gripping you by your chest again.

“I have no idea, Lucas. This is… New territory.” The kwami shudders at the phrase. “I hate not knowing what will happen…”

“Me too,” you agree, “so let’s get to the bottom of it. Ekko, Bare my Fangs!”

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The creature is a perfect replica of the one you faced yesterday, but thankfully, much smaller. Enough for you to look it in the eye. Well, technically you’re still eye level with its stomach, but you can meet its eyes without it bending over. Just as Marcus said, the creature isn’t moving at all.

“Any ideas, kid?” the officer asks, and you shake your head. “We’re not even sure what caused the first one. We’ve got a few theories, but we just haven’t had time to chase after them…” Well, you had theories, but it was better to present a united front. The officer grunts, clearly unhappy, but he still attempts to get something useful from you.

“Anything in that theory I need to watch out for?” You remember Ivan mentioning he was incredibly angry, just before the transformation…

“Anyone who seems angry or upset. From what we know so far, the victims are taken due to some type of… Anger inducing stress.”

“Keep a level head and level everyone else’s. I gotcha, kid.” With nothing else to offer either the officer or the unfortunate rock monster victim, you leap away to continue your search for Ladybug. She was the one to take down Ivan the first time, which means she’d have a more accurate account than anyone of what happened.

(CONTINUED)
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>>2213421
Before you can find her, you feel the familiar sensation of a force trying to crack your jaw. The blow surprises and floors you, leaving you staring up at the sky as a blue blur hovers in front of you. “Come on, I thought you’d be one of the tough ones!” it jeers at you.

Blinking the blur out of your eyes, you’re met with a blonde young man, perhaps around your age, in a blue suit that resembles both yours and Chat Noir’s. While Chat’s is pure leather, and yours has a rougher, scaled texture, the newcomer's looks almost soft. Downy, even, with small tufts of… Something proving the costume was much less sleek than others you had seen.

Like every other Miraculous Wielder you had met, his bright green eyes were hidden by a mask that matched his suit. That is to say, blue and… Feathered. At the edges of his mask are most certainly feathers.

>A) “What the hell is your problem?!” Does he not realize what situation the city’s in right now?
>B) Say nothing. If he’s attacking you after yesterday’s display, then he’s a villain. Hop to your feet and get ready for a fight.
>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213424
>B) Say nothing. If he’s attacking you after yesterday’s display, then he’s a villain. Hop to your feet and get ready for a fight.
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>>2213421
>>2213424
>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213424
>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213424
>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213424
>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213424
>>B) Say nothing. If he’s attacking you after yesterday’s display, then he’s a villain. Hop to your feet and get ready for a fight.
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>>2213424
>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213424
>>C) A fight seems unavoidable, but your vulnerable position could be used to your advantage. Keep him talking, and when his guard is lowered, strike. “‘Ones’? Who are the other ones?”
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>>2213434
>>2213436
>>2213439
>>2213440
>>2213443
>>2213481
Good idea, guys! Wish I'd thought of it!
Roll 1d100, best of 3, and we'll see if he buys it!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2213513
Rollerino
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2213513
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2213513
here we go
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2213513
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2213513
Shouldn't roll but here I try
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2213513
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>>2213515
>>2213516
>>2213517
>>2213518
>>2213519
>>2213520
What the hell is with these low rolls for this quest?!
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>>2213522
when whit died he took our luck with him
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>>2213522
We've angered the Dice Gods
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>>2213525
BROTHEEEEER!
>>2213526
How, we haven't done anything stupid yet.
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>>2213516
Well, we'll see if 54 will do it!
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2213522
Aw come on, they’re not that bad. Let me show you
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>>2213534
We're fucked
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>>2213534
Well....even you beat me acid. We're completely fucked.
>>2213543
Get the booze.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2213543
That was just practice, this is a real good roll
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>>2213545
>>2213548
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>>2213548
>>2213534
We’re dead
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>>2213424
“‘Ones’?” you ask him, doing your best to look in pain. “Who are the other ones?” The new villain shrugs at the question. “Technically, I’m only here for you and the Playboy bunny, so I guess I meant ‘one.’ Still, I’m sure Ladybug and Chat Noir will get in my way at some point.”

“Why only us?” you question. You tense as he takes a few steps towards you, though not for the reason he may be thinking. “That’s a stupid question. I’m going after you two because I get something out of it. It’s why anyone does anything. It’s not like you decided to be a hero just to pass the time, is it?” His voice drops a bit, taking on a much more serious tone than he was using before. “You wanted something. Maybe it was to be famous, maybe it was just to feel good about doing it. It doesn’t matter. The point is, I get something I want out of knocking you two around.”

You’re certain that whatever it is he gets, he isn’t willing to tell you. “Do you think it’s worth it?” you ask instead. He shrugs at you, seemingly unconcerned with the weight of the question. “Probably not, but it is to me, and that’s what really matters.”

“Well, I hope you enjoy it,” you tell him, as you wrap the fabric of your scarf around his ankle and pull. He tumbles just as you wanted him to, landing flat on his face as you jump up from your prone position. Now, what do you do?

>A) Stay and fight. He only got you with a sucker punch.
>B) Run and look for the others. He won’t be able to beat more that one of you.
>C) Kick him while he’s down. No honor for self-confessed villains.
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>>2213663
>B) Run and look for the others. He won’t be able to beat more that one of you.
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>>2213663
>B) Run and look for the others. He won’t be able to beat more that one of you.
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>>2213663
>B) Run and look for the others. He won’t be able to beat more that one of you.
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>>2213663
>C) Kick him while he’s down. No honor for self-confessed villains.
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>>2213663
>C
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>>2213663
>C) Kick him while he’s down. No honor for self-confessed villains.

fuck im' up
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>>2213663
Time warp him and the run
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>>2213671
>>2213677
>>2213677
>>2213681
>>2213682
>>2213712
Looks like a tie. I'll let the timer run for ten more minutes.
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>>2213778
Looks like Mehen isn't above cheap shots! Writing!
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>>2213663
He’s on the ground, you aren’t, and this just became a real fight. Taking advantage of the situation just makes sense. You wind up a kick just as he begins to push himself up and drive your foot into his ribs as hard as you can. The impact is hard enough to send him rolling off the building he caught you on, but you trust the power of his Miraculous enough not to be too worried about it. By the time you reach the edge of the roof, you can’t see where he’s gone.

A scream and the sound of glass shattering comes from just beneath you. You drop to ground level and see the door to the coffee shop has been forced open. And thus is the mystery of the disappearing villain solved, you say to yourself as you enter. For a moment, you follow the most obvious path - through a hallway and up a flight of stairs - as every door you pass is closed. He couldn’t have gone any other way. At least, that’s what you think, until you enter the apartment above the shop. It’s small, barely enough for one person to live in for an extended amount of time. The villain isn’t in here either.

A quick check of the bathroom reveals the same, nothing. None of the windows are broken, and he certainly didn’t run past you. He had no time to enter and then close one of the two or three doors you passed on your way here, so where-

You feel a hand around your ankle, and you only have enough time to look down and see a blue gloved hand reaching out of a blue glow before the ground falls out from under you. You crash in the coffee shop, landing on your back once again and giving you the perfect view of the pristine and totally lacking in holes roof. The bird-like villain is hovering, just HOVERING, with a massive grin.

“Can’t hit what you can’t touch!” he taunts as he sinks into the wall like a ghost. Your opponent can go through walls, and likely, you. He can drag you through whatever he wants, as well, and you’re uninformed as to both his willingness and ability to simply drag you into the ground and leave you there.

What’s your plan, Mehen?

>A) That must be his kwami’s power. If that’s true, he’s only got minutes of power remaining. All you need to do is survive in here until he runs out.
>B) An interior gives him too many places to hide. This is his element. Dive outside and keep him in open air.
>C) Abandon the fight. He’s used his power already, essentially nullifying himself if he doesn’t make use of it, and you’ve got bigger, rockier fish to fry.
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>>2213962
>A) That must be his kwami’s power. If that’s true, he’s only got minutes of power remaining. All you need to do is survive in here until he runs out.
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>>2213962
>>B) An interior gives him too many places to hide. This is his element. Dive outside and keep him in open air.

We can wait him out just as easily outside, might as well try minimize damage to the coffee shop too.
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>>2213962
>B) An interior gives him too many places to hide. This is his element. Dive outside and keep him in open air.
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>>2213962
>B) An interior gives him too many places to hide. This is his element. Dive outside and keep him in open air.
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>>2213962
>B) An interior gives him too many places to hide. This is his element. Dive outside and keep him in open air.
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>>2213992
>>2213998
>>2214002
>>2214012
If you say so! Writing!
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>>2214044
Actually, this is probably going to take a roll, you guys. Best of three, 1d100!
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2214047
Rollando
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2214047
please
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2214047
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>>2214052
Maybe one day.
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>>2214051
72 it is! Writing, and then we'll be done for tonight!
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>>2214085
Woo! This is the second best day of my life!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2214047
Just to see what could have been
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>>2214115
Well it’s a good thing I wasn’t around for the roll call
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>>2213962
If his plan of attack is to hit you from where you can’t see him, then giving him plenty of cover isn’t a smart move. You turn away from your spectral opponent and dive through the coffee shop’s front window. You’d have used the door, but that would have required moving anywhere but the exact opposite direction of your attacker, and that would’ve left you open.

You end your rolling landing with a crouch and coil your tail - uh, scarf - on the ground just beneath your chin. As soon as a fist begins to rocket out of the solid earth, you tighten the coil and jump into a backflip. The motion drags your enemy out of the ground and spins him above you, and he lands in a heap mere heartbeats after you stick your own landing.

You try to follow up with another ground kick, but your foot swipes at nothing but air as he melts into the safety of the concrete once again. Before you can prepare for another assault, his voice calls up from the ground, though it’s impossible to tell exactly where he is.

“Nice one, Snake Oil, you wasted enough of my time to chase me off! Good luck with Round Two!”

After that, you hear nothing. Round Two? He’s planning on coming back? Well, obviously, he’s planning on coming back, but he made it sound as though he had a reason for attacking you now… If you could figure out that reason, you should be able to anticipate his next attack.

Then you feel the thuds. Massive, earth shaking, and rhythmic thuds. The last time you felt that, you were in a football stadium…

You turn around and spot exactly what you didn’t want to see. The rock monster - or, you suppose, Ivan - is marching down the streets of Paris once again, on his way towards the Eiffel Tower. You have a sinking feeling that “Round Two” won’t be against your new ghostly friend.
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Called for tonight you guys, I am BEAT. There won't be a session tomorrow, but follow me on my twitter at

https://twitter.com/brother_qm

or join the discord at

https://discord.gg/6KXeTYz

to see when I'm running again. I'm sure it'll be sometime this week!
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>>2214259
>There won't be a session tomorrow
I haven't read the thread for some time so it was good to read everything at once. Thanks, BrotherQM.
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So how long before this one dies?
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>>2209216
Yeah you're a fucking hack.
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>>2210380
>Weiss left innocent people to die to a pack of Grimm she then kills in one of the most boring fight scenes in the entire show, with not only no effort on her part, but while standing still.

You mean the pilot of the ship she was in did that, because it was unarmed and he didn't want to die.
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>>2218494
>>2218497
>>2218501
You seem upset, sorry that your favorite series is so devoid of quality that you feel the death of fanfictions based off of it so heavily.
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>>2218497
>>2218501
The butthurt is strong with this faggot




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