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You hold your head in your hands in front of King Yemma, never having been so angry at yourself.

Standing in front of the check-in station in Other World, you are flanked by your friends and allies. Behind you all are about 7.6 billion other Earthlings, whose souls manifest as little clouds, lined up for miles and miles behind you.

Earth is gone. So are the Dragon Balls. You blew it.

"So... explain to me again, Tofoo..." King Yemma nervously stammers. "How... did this happen?"

You sigh and address King Yemma, not even having the decency to look him in the eye. "We didn't kill Cell quick enough. The old masters were going to disarm his ki, or something, and I tried to help them, and-"

"AND YOU BLEW OUR ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE DUNDERHEAD!" The Crane Hermit screams at you, rage and scorn in his voice. His words are painful, but true.

"Shen, calm down." Master Roshi approaches you from behind, offering a comforting hand on your back. "Let's be honest. At that point, we were probably doomed anyway. All that energy had to go somewhere, didn't it? What were we to do after blocking it?"

He leans down to your level, and you see his sunglasses in the corner of your eye. "You didn't do anything to make the situation worse. Do you understand me, Tofoo?"

>A. You're wrong
>B. Goku could have used Instant Transmission to bring him somewhere else
>C. If I didn't interfere, maybe your energy blocking would have worked
>D. I should have dispersed his energy, he wouldn't have exploded
>E. We should have all jumped Cell the moment he was weakened. Why did we agree to this stupid tournament?
>F. Bulma will never forgive me for killing her and Trunks
>G. Something else

>>2179721
>A
>C

Glad to have you SOM's

>>2179721
>A
>C

Honestly didnt even realize why the threads stopped showing up, but it makes sense. The earth was meant to be doomed.

Also I wanted to vote for E, but we got our asses conquered, its probably time to just admit we failed. No escaping from the facts.

>>2179757
Kinda wanted to say it too but a tournament was the best way to make Cell open his guard, and also to not escape by creatung another body.

Also guess with the earth destroyed the Cell from our timeline is dead to.

>>2179729
>>2179757

"You're wrong," you tell your old master. "If I didn't interfere, maybe your energy blocking would have worked."

"See?" Shen touts. "At least he admits he's a screw-up!"

"Crane Hermit." King Yemma's voice booms over top of Shen's squealing. "Silence yourself, or you'll join your brother in Hell!"

Shen gulps, and remains silent.

"Now, Tofoo. I think the Turtle Hermit is correct. At that point, there was no saving the Earth. I was watching, you know-" he points to a flat-screen mounted above the entrance, showing a glimpse of open space where Earth likely was - "and I was very impressed with how you and your friends handled the threat. And taking into account your pull with the Grand Kai, maybe I can help you out."

You lift your head. "What's that supposed to mean? Earth is gone, and the Dragon Balls with it."

"There's the Namekian Dragon Balls," Piccolo interjects. "But with so many of us dead, it would take a very long time to set things as they were before."

Another grim thought crosses your mind. "King Yemma... where is Cell right now?"

His expression goes flat, and drops of sweat form on his face. "Well... about that... I was going to avoid telling you this... but, you see..."

Suddenly, King Yemma is interrupted by maniacal laughter. You look behind you, and your attention is drawn to the television set the judge of the dead mentioned before. The screen zooms in magically, and your eyes go wide with embarrassment, frustration, anger, every negative emotion you're capable of feeling.

Cell, in his Perfect form, ki erupting from him faster than ever before, and in a fit of laughter so insane he appears to be crying as he floats in space.

>A. How the hell did he survive blowing himself up?
>B. Did he get a fucking Zenkai from blowing himself up?!
>C. Scream at the top of your lungs
>D. Collect yourself and ask King Yemma what he meant by helping you out
>E. Something else

>>2179717
Making a fan epilogue already. Go bug som on twitter since he did have time to wish everyone a merry christmas. Making a fanending wont help him regain fun in this quest.

>>2179800
I don't think SOM has had fun running quests for the last twenty threads

>>2179805
troof

Doesn't help that dipshits were constantly yelling about how unfair it was to use a quest format at all, when the real problem is how bullshit dragonball is.

Som Busted his balls trying to make this mangled mess work, but its okay if it wasnt meant to be. If we get more threads, thats alright, and if we dont, thats good too.

The lesson we need to learn is that we now know why toriyama probably fucking despises dragonball now.

Oh also >B

>>2179799
>B. Did he get a fucking Zenkai from blowing himself up?!

>>2179799
>A
>D
>E: This is bad...and good. If he leave now we might restore earth without risking him blowing it up again

>>2179817
Also does,'t that meab that Majin Buu's sealed ball was destroyed? If anything such release would have made Buu watch from it sooner wouldn't it?

>>2179808
>>2179816
>>2179817

You stare blankly at the screen. "How did he survive blowing himself up?" You mutter quietly. A second later, you raise your voice irritably: "Did he get a fucking Zenkai from blowing himself up?!"

Chi-Chi flashes you an angry glare and covers Konnatsu's ears. Kori asks her father "Dad, what's fu-" before Yamcha covers her mouth and chuckles through his teeth, while Goku looks confused.

Suppressing every urge you have to scream at the crazed laughing villain, you turn back to King Yemma. "Okay... what do you mean you can help me out?"

"Well," the big red man begins, "considering the service you've done for the Universe as a whole, and since you have the Grand Kai's favor, I think I can pull some strings for you, Tofoo."

Your heart lifts for a moment, and you feel a string of hope coming back to you.

"Now, it will take me some time to contact these guys, so I'll ask that you wait-" He stands a little bit, addressing the crowd of souls behind you as well - "ALL OF YOU, PLEASE WAIT-" he sits back down - "and I'll see what I can do. Give me, say, an hour."

"An hour? What are we supposed to do in the meantime?" Goku asks the judge.

"Well, if things go as I hope they will, you're free to explore Other World as you wish. Heaven, Hell, King Kai's planet, wherever you want. Come back in an hour and I'll have everything ready for you."

That's a little vague, but you'll take it!

>A. Thank King Yemma for helping you
>B. Talk to one of your dead allies (Specify)
>C. Talk to one of the other dead Earthlings that came to fight, but were outclassed (Mr. Satan, Devilman, etcetc)
>D. Ask King Yemma if Cell's children came through the check-in, and if so, where they went
>E. Go to Heaven and look for someone
>F. Go to Hell and look for someone
>G. Go down Snake Way and visit King Kai
>H. Something else

>>2179823
The sealed ball wasn't destroyed, but Babidi, Dabura, and all the machines to funnel energy into it were

>>2179849
>A. Thank King Yemma for helping you
>H. Something else
"Goku, you still remember the fusion dance steps? Cause we have an hour to practice."

>>2179852
>B. Talk to one of your dead allies (Specify)
>E. Go to Heaven and look for someone

Lets take both of the Trunks and Bulma to go see the parents. Enjoy the time having tea and talking to them. Maybe bring Bulmas dad and mom too.

>>2179857
>>2179858

Deadlock

>>2179857

>>2179808
>unfair it was to use a quest format at all
People were mad because SOM isn't a good QM. Dragonball can work as a quest, pretty much any setting can, but SOM just isn't the right kind of person to be running a quest.

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>>2179891
Lets not jump to unfair conclusions. Thats only your oppinion. There are no books written on quests, there are no guidelines, no concrete rules, only a loose set of traditions a little over 10 years old. Myself and a number of others found the quest to be fun. Were there asspulls? Once or twice. Have DC's always been astronomically high? Yes. But that doesn't make a quest bad.

Overcoming bullshit odds is fun, and we got away with it for as long as the dice rolls let us.

Now stop being angry and do your part to contribute to quest culture. If you hate SOMs quests, its your duty to make sure that other better quests, quests that you enjoy, get bumped with meaningful posts so that SOM threads drop off. Your job isnt to convince me I dont like SOMs quests, its to make sure that better quests drive him off the board.

If you cant understand that then you are just shitposting, and its bad for the community.

>>2179857
Changing my vote to this

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>>2179924
>Once or twice
You can like som all you want, but that's just apologism.

>>2179717
Are you sure you're not som op? Having Cell win is a pretty him thing to do.

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>>2179857
>>2179887
>>2179924

"Thank you, King Yemma. I'll return in an hour, then."

Feeling the sting of failure finally fade from your mind, you turn to Goku. "Do you still remember the steps from the Fusion Dance? Cause we've got an hour to practice."

Your friend gives you a big grin. "Sure do! Where should we go?"

Before you can answer, you feel a hand on your shoulder. You turn to see your son from the future, looking apologetic.

"Trunks," you begin to say, but can't really find the right words for anything after that.

"Dad, it's okay. You beat him." You're surprised by Trunk's words. "I think everything is going to turn out alright from here."

Instead of trying to continue the conversation, you embrace your son, who stiffens up for a moment, but warmly hugs you back.

"You go practice the Fusion Dance with Goku," he says as you both let go. "I don't know what's going to happen, but we'll need all the strength we can muster to make sure we finish this right."

A smile finally returns to both of your faces. You give your son a firm pat on the back, and usher Goku toward Snake Way, promising your allies you'll return in an hour.

Once you set foot outside, you take off on the million-mile flight to Snake Way, which is only a few minutes for you, thankfully.

"Hey, Tofoo," Goku speaks up midway through the flight. "Before we go back to Earth, do you think we can stop by Heaven for a minute?"

>A. Sure, what for?
>B. No time, we have to stay focused
>C. I don't really care
>D. Something else

>>2179949
I don't really like Cell that much. By all accounts he probably should have died in space since I'm pretty sure he runs on oxygen like any other Earthling, but that's kind of anticlimactic.

>>2179957
>that's kind of anticlimactic
So isn't this ending. Do it.

He is part Frieza though, and Frieza didn't need to breathe.

>>2179952
>A. Sure, what for?
>>2179957
Honestly he should have been dead in Otherworld, since he pulled off the same thing as Vegeta by using all his energy to explode.

>>2179961
But that's not satisfying

>>2179966
Cell is bullshit

>>2179952
>A. Sure, what for?

>>2179952
>A. Sure, what for?

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>>2179976
>>2179966
>>2179982

"Sure, what for?"

"Just want to visit somebody," he says.

Before too much longer, you arrive at King Kai's tiny planet. The two of you touch down and knock on the door of the tiny house. You hear a yelp, a flush, and a few seconds later, the squat figure of King Kai answers the door, toilet paper trailing from one of his shoes.

"Tofoo? Wow, you already beat-"

He looks above you, noticing the halo above your head. He pinches between his eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh. "Really, man? Again?"

"Hey, it wasn't just me this time!" You put your hands up defensively. "It was... everyone else this time, too."

King Kai gives you a startled look. "What."

He immediately runs outside and seems to use his antennae to check on Earth. Once he recovers from his shock, you explain what's happened in the last few hours.

"...so, we just came here to work on our Fusion Dance. Just in case."

King Kai rubs his chin. "Hmm. I see. Man, when you Earthlings dig a hole, you dig it deep, huh?" He giggles to himself. "But hey, since you're here, I guess you can use my place to train. You and, uh..."

"Oh, I'm Goku! Nice to meet you!" Yeah, he hasn't actually died yet, has he?

"Yeah, back at'cha, buddy. Like I said, train to your heart's content. Long as it means I don't get eaten by a bug-man." He waves you off, going back inside presumably to finish his business.

And so, you spend the next close-to-an-hour on King Kai's planet, attempting to perfect the Fusion Dance. You never actually fuse, of course - you want to keep that timer fresh for when you need it. Instead, you practice side-by-side, trying to mimic each other's movements as closely as possible. King Kai comes out every now and again to correct your postures, but ultimately minds his own business as you work on perfecting the technique.

As you finish the dance for what seems like the three-hundredth time, you hear a voice in your mind. "Tofoo, my man, where you at? It's nearly time to go."

The voice of the Grand Kai.

>A. Greet the Grand Kai
>B. King Yemma summoned you?
>C. You're going to help us restore the Earth?
>D. Something else

>>2180007
>A. Greet the Grand Kai
>C. You're going to help us restore the Earth?

>>2180007
>A. Greet the Grand Kai
>C. You're going to help us restore the Earth?

>>2180011
supportan

>>2180011
>>2180014
>>2180057

"Hello, Grand Kai," you address the old god politely. "You're the person King Yemma contacted to help us restore the Earth?"

"Not quite, Tofoo-dude. Come back quick and you'll see for yourself who's gonna help. I'm just along for the ride."

Along for the ride? Who could the Grand Kai himself be 'along for the ride' with?

"Sure, Goku and I will come back quick as we can. See you soon."

You turn to your friend. "It's time to go."

"Aw, what? But we were gonna stop by Heaven!" He exclaims like a disappointed kid.

>A. No time for that now, we have an Earth to save
>B. Right, we'll do that first
>C. We can still do that, just make it quick
>D. It will have to wait until afterwards
>E. Something else

>>2180088
>C. We can still do that, just make it quick

>>2180088
>>D. It will have to wait until afterwards
>e
"You can go ahead and see to your business, but Grand Kai is my boss. I cant keep him waiting."

>>2180088
>C. We can still do that, just make it quick

>>2180093
Changing to this

>>2180093
Supporting.
Cant let Goku lose his focus.

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>>2180155
IT CANNOT BE

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>>2180093
>>2180098

"Sorry Goku, but it's going to have to wait. I can't keep Grand Kai waiting."

"Aw, c'mon Tofoo, you said we would!" Your friend seems a little annoyed that you would go back on your word for something as silly as the Earth and all its people.

"You can go see to your business, but the Grand Kai is my boss. I have to go."

"Fiiine," Goku relents. He offers you a hand, and when you take it, he places two fingers on his head, using his Instant Transmission to bring both of you back to the Check-in station, startling King Yemma and everyone within five feet of you.

"Man, that was quick." You turn to see the Grand Kai, dressed in his full ceremonial outfit. "You ready to bring back your Earth?"

"Yes, I am." You give the Grand Kai your full attention as Goku runs off toward the entrance to Heaven, everyone else watching your conversation unfold patiently.

"Alright, then let's go see the boss." He walks off, motioning you to follow him around a corner.

>A. Wait, YOUR boss? Aren't you top of the top?
>B. Nod and follow
>C. Tell Goku to make his trip to wherever he's going quick
>D. Tell everyone else you'll be back quickly
>E. Something else

>>2180155
HE IS RISEN

Level with us Som, you're burnt out as fuck aren't you?

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>>2180155
AHHHH, FINALLY AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS HE IS FREE! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

>>2180170
>A. Wait, YOUR boss? Aren't you top of the top?

>>2180170
>B. Nod and follow

>>2180170
>A. Wait, YOUR boss? Aren't you top of the top?
>B. Nod and follow
>C. Tell Goku to make his trip to wherever he's going quick
>D. Tell everyone else you'll be back quickly

>>2180170
>B. Nod and follow
And then
>A. Wait, YOUR boss? Aren't you top of the top?

>>2180180
Running Som's quest for Som. This somehow feels dirty

>>2180186
I think it's awesome that you're doing this.

>>2180172
God, yes.

>>2180190
Are you going to pick back up when your no longer burnt out or is quest forever dead?

Either way, thank you for runing as long as you did. Has been an extremely enjoyable experience participating in this.

>>2180211
I don't know. For now, at least, treat this as the canon ending

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>>2180177
>>2180178
>>2180180
>>2180183

You nod and follow the Grand Kai. "Goku, make sure you're back quick, I'm not sure what's going to happen."

You're not even sure if your friend hears you as he sprints down the halls of the check-in station.

Suddenly, something occurs to you. "Wait, YOUR boss? Aren't you the top of the top?"

The Grand Kai chuckles. "Nope, though it's flattering to hear you think that, man. No, of the Kais, I'm second from the top. I'm taking you now to meet the actual top of the top; the Supreme Kai."

"Supreme Kai? Is he going to destroy Cell for us?" You ask nonchalantly.

"Don't worry, all of your questions will be answered very shortly." The old man assures you as he opens the door to what seems like a conference room, and ushers you inside.

In the small room, you find two figures seated at a table. One is a tall, powerful-looking red Kai with long white hair. He's dressed in a wide red robe and long flowing orange sash that emanates authority. He looks down on you sternly, and you notice the green earrings dangling from his long pointed ears.

The other figure is much smaller in comparison, and wears a similar outfit to the large red Kai, but toned blue. His skin is a light violet, and contrasting the other Kai, his hair rises in a tall white mohawk. He also wears earrings, colored a pale yellow. Also contrasting the taller Kai, he wears a small, almost smug grin on his face.

"Supreme Kai, thank you for coming here on such short notice." The Grand Kai bows toward the pair of assuredly higher-ranking Kais.

>A. Bow to the two high-ranking Kais
>B. Introduce yourself as Tofoo, Guardian of Earth
>C. Thank them for their assistance
>D. Wait, which one of you is the Supreme Kai?
>E. Something else

>>2180211
>>2180220
Seconding this anon, whatever you do I'm glad I was a part of it. I hope the extreme amounts of salt near the end of this quest didn't ruin it for you. Any lesser QM would have thrown in the towel probably a hundred threads earlier

>>2180227
>A. Bow to the two high-ranking Kais
>B. Introduce yourself as Tofoo, Guardian of Earth
>C. Thank them for their assistance

>>2180227
>A. Bow to the two high-ranking Kais
>B. Introduce yourself as Tofoo, Guardian of Earth
>C. Thank them for their assistance

>>2180230
>>2180232
Yep! These two are spot on!

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>>2180230
>>2180232
>>2180234

You quickly follow the Grand Kai's act, bowing to the superior-ranking Gods. "Thank you for helping me. I'm Tofoo, Guardian of Earth."

"I know who you are, Tofoo," you hear a voice speak up. You rise to find the smaller, purple Kai as the one addressing you. "Grand Kai has told me of your power, how you came to learn the power of Energy Dispersal. I must say, I'm impressed a Guardian is capable of learning such a technique in short order."

"It's insulting to us Kais," the larger one remarks.

"Still your tongue, Kibito." The small purple God stands up, walking around the table. "Forgive him, he has a... conservative mindset. Rest assured, I am genuinely impressed with your power."

"Thank you for the praise," you tell the shorter Kai, who you assume is the Supreme Kai. "Are you going to help us defeat Cell?"

"I have the power to defeat Cell-" you know he's not bluffing, as his godly ki puts the Grand Kai's to shame - "but alas, as a deity of Creation, I cannot interfere with the affairs of mortals. I have a duty to remain neutral in such affairs, except in the most extreme cases."

You feel your heart sink a little bit, and briefly look at the Grand Kai, who is completely stone-faced.

>A. A monster that can absorb the Gods isn't an extreme case?
>B. That's bullshit
>C. I understand
>D. So what's going to happen, then?
>E. Something else

>>2180286
>C. I understand
>D. So what's going to happen, then?

>>2180286
>>A. A monster that can absorb the Gods isn't an extreme case?
>D. So what's going to happen, then?

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>>2180289
>>2180290

"A monster that can absorb the Gods isn't an extreme case?" You ask, a little agitated. Grand Kai starts to sweat, and you see Kibito look down at you with an intimidating glare.

"No," the Supreme Kai squints at you as he answers, "It is not."

You stare in silence at the God for a few seconds, before relenting. "I understand."

His mouth warps into a smile, almost condescendingly. "Don't worry, your Earth will return, and Cell will be destroyed. I can assure you of that."

"But, if you won't destroy them, what's going to happen then?"

"Your solution will be arriving any second now," he tells you. What's that supposed to mean?

>Cont'd

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>>2180325

Suddenly, a fantastic light fills the room, and like lightning, two figures crash down in a blaze of aurora. When the light fades, you see two figures standing next to the Supreme Kai. More Gods? How big is this hierarchy, anyway?

"Sorry we're late, Lord of Lords," one of them speaks up. This God appears to be blue-skinned, with tall white hair and a deep red robe under ceremonial black shoulder pads like the Kais wear. Strangely, despite his apparent status, he doesn't seem to be a Kai. "Lord Beerus needed time to wake up from his nap."

Next to him, a dark purple cat-looking man about your size yawns deeply. He wears nothing on his upper torso, aside from a regal-looking ring of cloth around his shoulders, reminding you somewhat of a pharaoh. He looks incredibly underweight, with almost no muscle mass to speak of, and a face that juts out of his skull like a hairless cat.

When the cat-man notices you looking at him, he looks back, smiling, and you feel an intense pressure pushing against your whole body - an almost incomprehensibly large amount of godly ki radiates from him, but there's something more there... something you've never felt before. Is he a Guardian too?

"Yeah, SOMEONE owes me a feast for dragging me out here mid-nap." His eyes snap back to the Supreme Kai and Kibito, whose demeanors change from regal to terrified. "A big one."

>A. Who are you guys?
>B. Can you destroy the monster that killed us?
>C. Can you restore the Earth to working order?
>D. Don't speak, just listen
>E. Something else

>>2180357
>E. Something else
Offer him our famous tofoo chilli as thanks for his help

>>2180364
Supporting.

>>2180364
I was going to write a serious post but why bother when memes are an option.

Supporting Tofoo cooking joke.

>>2180371
Memes are always the objectively correct option

>>2180364
Sure I'll support.

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>>2180364
>>2180367
>>2180371
>>2180388

"I'll throw you a feast, if you save my planet," you interject. "I'll even make you my world-famous Tofoo Chili as thanks."

The two new Gods look at you, seeming to size you up. "Oh, how rude," the blue-skinned one speaks up. "We haven't introduced ourselves."

He motions to the purple cat-man, who seems to be his superior. "This is Lord Beerus, God of Destruction of the 7th Universe. I am his humble attendant, Whis."

God of Destruction? That explains the massive ki coming from him.

"L-Lord Beerus," the Grand Kai speaks up. "I'm deeply sorry to disturb your nap, but this is an emergency, one we can only have you and your attendant deal with."

"Is that so? It was really that important?" The God of Destruction retorts, almost seeming to mock the Grand Kai.

"After what happened with Majin Buu," the Supreme Kai adds, "we didn't want to take any chances with these absorbing monsters."

You don't follow, but at least they're acting cautiously in your favor.

"I see... but you said you need me AND Whis. It's that bad, is it?" Lord Beerus scratches his chin, acting disinterested.

"Yes..." the Supreme Kai regains his composure. "We would have Whis use his power to bring Earth back, to before Cell destroyed it, and allow you to destroy the monster before it explodes."

>A. How is Earth going to come back? You still don't get it
>B. Is Lord Beerus the most powerful being in the world, then?
>C. Wait, Universe 7? There's more than one?
>D. Be silent and wait for them to finish
>E. Something else

>>2180410
>B. Is Lord Beerus the most powerful being in the world, then?

>>2180410
>>D. Be silent and wait for them to finish
then
>>E. Ask supreme kai telepathically >>B

>>2180410
>>D. Be silent and wait for them to finish
>>E. Something else
Internally scream because you just invited someone called the 'God of Destruction' over for dinner, not even a day after you already had everyone you know killed.

>>2180410
>B. Is Lord Beerus the most powerful being in the world, then?
Don't you mean Universe?
Also, doesn't Whis have a 3 minute limit on his rewind?

>>2180414
Also, let's not be dumbasses about it, don't act as if you were Goku in Super.
Let's follow standard protocol relating to this, read the mood you fight autists.

>>2180415
More like not even two hours

>>2180418
Yeah, but he also said he couldn't do it too frequently and that was a lie, so the 3 minute limit might be a lie too
and it is in this canon

If Beerus hakais Cell, doesnt that mean Krillin is dead for good?
Can we ask Whis to rewind to when we took out Chaotzu and take Krillin too?

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>>2180412
>>2180414
>>2180415
>>2180418

You remain silent as the Gods discuss their plan, but in your mind, you concentrate on communicating with the Grand Kai.

"Hey, Grand Kai. Is this guy, Lord Beerus, the strongest being in the world?"

"That's correct," you hear in the back of your head. "There's not a single being in this Universe that Lord Beerus can't destroy."

That's very reassuring. With him on your side, there's no way Cell is going to escape with his life this time.

"He's also got a temper, though, and will destroy planets on a whim - and it's his job as a God of Destruction to do so. So don't make him angry."

You gulp at the realization that you already invited him over for dinner. You really hope he likes your chili.

>End updates

That's all for now anons, thanks for reading. I hope you're enjoying things so far, even though this whole thing was just setting up the ending proper. Understand that I really want to send this quest off with a bang. I'll probably run again tomorrow, and I don't have a twitter, so just keep an eye on the thread.

I'll stick around for questions for a bit

>>2180440
Yes, be glad you thought of it now so the other anons think of it when the time comes

>>2180442
Aye that's fine, sort of like end of the year end of the quest sort of deal.

>>2180445
Face it, knowing us we would have managed to hakai it all without second thoughts, even knowing the consequences.

>>2180445
And what about all the people who were absorbed by Cell, are they already dead? Wouldn't Krillin have died in the explosion like 17?

>>2180442
hey notSOM,

what made you decide to run this continuation?

doesnt beerus being awake invalidate huge swaths of late dbz?

couldnt we have just used the namekian balls to a) restore the earth, b) revive tofoo, then c) revive goku or other individual of his choice?

a two on one battle on an empty planet would have been a sweet ending, beerus seems like a bit of a cop out.

will you be ending at cells defeat or is this going to be an ongoing thing?

who was goku going to see in heaven?

it was mutaito wasnt it?

Tofoo forbid he actually visit his dead relatives...

>>2180692
he was probably visiting his grandfather.

>>2180692
>beerus being awake invalidate huge swaths of late dbz
SOM hated Buu and sucked Beerus' cock, he would want it this way.

>Tofoo's Famous Chili
>Not the goddamn Tofoolicious Taco's!
We're doomed. The Taco's were our only hope.

That said I'm glad Som's not dead, and I understand the burnout. I fucking hope he doesn't give up on this mind you, but he needs a break. I mean, once we had married Bulma what else did we need? Our aspirations died out a long time ago.

That said this quest will always hold a special place in my heart.

>>2180717
I really like you Moon, but you're too nice to your readers.

Take a page from SOM's book and punish them. Not as much as he did, but just a bit. And consistently or at least regularly, if you only do it once and rest on your laurels then you're a hack just like Wargle.

>>2180721
I tease them with Anko, it drives them nuts.

That and the subtle gay feelings Hiki has to wards Gaara.

One day though, I hope to be as good of a QM as Kato.

>>2180726
I really need to catch up on Tuffle Quest, it's been absolutely fucking ages since I've followed it.

>>2180726
>teasing
>subtle gay feelings
So you're not a hack like Wargle, you're a hack like No Country?

I know you're not as much of a hack as either, but SOM is gone and I wanted to nettle a QM.

>>2180745
Nettle away anon, nettle away.
>>2180728

I feel like that's why it doesn't get as many participants each thread, it updates like once a month and there's a lot, a LOT to read.

>>2180748
>it updates like once a month
That's a better model than every five minutes like some kind of meth fiend namefag lover.

You also need to mistreat namefags, unless they serve a purpose or are there to be put down.

>>2180761
Yeah namefags are gay....wait.

>>2180770
You're pretty gay for namefagging, but being a QM is kind of an excuse, your namefags are cancer.

Not like rock guy or suplex anon.

>>2180691
They would have died, yes. I forgot that happened honestly

>>2180692
Bored, and unsatisfied with how the last thread fizzled out

The only things left are Bojack (doesn't happen since King Kai's planet didnt explode), Hirudegarn (who fucking cares), Broly (meh), and Buu, which took vast amounts of retarded to make happen. I guess you lose Uub

You could have, but the Gods see this as a more immediate solution. They really don't want to risk Cell ITing into Other World and gaining God Ki.

You're still going to get a good fight

Ending after Cell, in case Som wants to retcon or pick up again

Grandpa Gohan, though he runs into Mutaito as well

>>2180717
Who said you can't make both? Although you have to wonder if the Universe can handle two To-foods existing at once

>>2180875
It's nice of you to try and finish things in your own way, but I'm pretty sure Whis's temporal do over only rewinds like 3 minutes unless you're gonna retcon that. I really don't get why a bad roll has to equal everyone dies, you could easily write around it and have Goku just use instant transmission for instance.

>>2180892
I'm operating on the assumption that he was lying about it being only 3 minutes, like he lied about how many times he could do it in succession

>>2180903
That's fair, I hope Som just takes a hiatus for a few months/a year.

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You people were so desperate for an ending you made one yourselves. I was just joking about you all having Stockholm syndrome before, but this is sad.

>>2183369
Yes and I'm enjoying it. Sorry your autism makes you unable to enjoy playing pretend with strangers on a Vietnamese flipbook site

>>2183369
I cringed

Running tonight, in 5 hours or so

>>2183852
Cool. Let's restore earth then have it being blow up by Bearus.

Good, it's time we fuckin' got some revenge.

>>2180920
>Som just takes a hiatus for a few months/a year.
How about forever?

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>>2180442

"What's so special about this one planet?" Lord Beerus asks of the Kais, sounding irate. "If you're that upset about losing a planet, just create another one. You're creator gods, aren't you?!"

The Supreme Kai approaches Beerus quickly, hands raised in a calming gesture. "This is... complicated, Lord Beerus. You see, the mortals of Earth are exceptionally strong. They are strongest mortals in the Universe, from what we can tell."

"Oh?" The cat God suddenly sounds interested, if only sarcastically. "Stronger than, say, Freeza?"

"Actually, one of 'em killed Freeza," the Grand Kai interjects.

Suddenly, Beerus's eyes go wide. "Wait, someone killed Freeza?!" His head whips around toward you, and he eyes you with a curious gesture.

"Well, feeling your power, I suppose that's no surprise. Freeza was only an ant, compared to Gods like us... like me, I should say. You killed Freeza, yet this... Cell, he's outclassed you?"

"I doubt he could pose a challenge to you, my lord," the attendant Whis says with a coy smile. He seems like he's looking into the orb on top of his staff, which looks to function similar to Fortuneteller Baba's crystal ball, as you see a faint image of Cell in its center. "He is well beneath your level of power."

"Then why should I bother if I'm not going to get a challenge out of it?" Beerus huffs. "I mean a feast is good, but it pales in comparison to, say, blowing a planet in half AFTER a feast."

The God of Destruction suddenly smiles at you, as if he was trying to provoke you.

>A. One of us Earthlings could be strong enough to give you a good fight one day
>B. Glare at him
>C. You wouldn't after saving it... right?
>D. Earth has the best food and feasts in the Universe, it would be a crime to destroy it
>E. Something else

>>2184506
>A. One of us Earthlings could be strong enough to give you a good fight one day
>D. Earth has the best food and feasts in the Universe, it would be a crime to destroy it

>>2184506
>>A. One of us Earthlings could be strong enough to give you a good fight one day

>>2184506
>A. One of us Earthlings could be strong enough to give you a good fight one day
>D. Earth has the best food and feasts in the Universe, it would be a crime to destroy it

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>>2184515
>>2184521
>>2184541

"One of us Earthlings could be strong enough to give you a good fight one day," you retort.

"Hmph." Beerus crosses his arms. "I doubt that."

"Also," you add, "Earth has the best food in the universe. It would be a crime to destroy it."

The God of Destruction's ears perk up at this. "The best food? Hmm... tempting."

"Oh my, you found his weakness," says Whis, who sidles in your direction and coyly whispers to you. "The only thing stronger than Lord Beerus's destructive power is his appetite."

Sounds like someone you know.

"I've been tempted. Tell me, mortal." Lord Beerus walks up to you, and stares you dead in the eyes, mere inches away from your face. The pressure he emits from being this close to you is unlike anything you've felt before, like a wind tunnel of ki. "What is your planet's most coveted food?"

>A. Pizza
>B. Cup ramen
>C. Paozu tuna
>D. Tofoolicious Tacos
>E. Something else

>>2184583
D

>>2184583
>B. Cup ramen
>A. Pizza

Its a real tossup, but you'l love them both.

>>2184597
This, add our tacos as a bonus.

>>2184583
>A. Pizza

>>2184583
>A. Pizza
Don't mention pineapples.

>>2184583
>>E. Something else
All of it. People on Earth will fight constantly over which food is best.

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>>2184596
>>2184597
>>2184601
>>2184612
>>2184628

"Well... I think most people go for pizza."

"Pizza? I've not heard of this particular food before." Lord Beerus seems intrigued, and that's probably good.

"Well, you take dough, stretch it, flatten it, add tomato sauce and cheese, and, uh..."

You notice a literal river of drool flowing from the God of Destruction's gaping mouth.

"Whis!" He turns to his attendant. "It's time to go to Earth! Or, what's left of it, I guess. We're turning back time, destroying this Cell, and having ourselves a feast of wonderful, glorious, delicious pizza!"

He turns back to you sharply. "You CAN give us a feast of pizza, right?"

You nod nervously. Bulma has more than enough money to feed Goku and Kori delivery from Papa Satan's, and he can't possibly eat more than two Saiyans... maybe. "Oh, and I make some great Tofoolicious Ta-"

"WHIS!" Beerus interrupts and turns back to his attendant, impatiently standing behind him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Alright, let's go, mortal."

>A. Go right now to face Cell
>B. Tell them we need to wait for Goku
>C. Go back to your allies and tell them what's happening
>D. Something else

>>2184676
>B. Tell them we need to wait for Goku
>C. Go back to your allies and tell them what's happening

>>2184676
>A
We got this

>>2184676
C. Go back to your allies and tell them what's happening.

>>2184676
>A.
They wont remember any of this anyways.

I really want to fuse with goku, and stack our god ki with ssj2

>>2184676
>>2184680
>B. Tell them we need to wait for Goku
>C. Go back to your allies and tell them what's happening

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>>2184684
>>2184743

"Actually, I wanted to wait for-"

Lord Beerus gives you a scowling, incredibly slighted look.

"...wait for my friend. He should be back quickly."

"Well he's not quick enough. Go get him, mortal, and make it quick!" You feel the pressure from Lord Beerus increase as you anger him... it's practically bottomless.

You quickly run back to the check-in station's main entrance, where you find your allies waiting as they were before, below King Yemma's massive desk.

"So?" Yamcha approaches you. "How'd it go?"

"Cell is going to die," you tell him. "And Earth is coming back."

"That's great!" Kori shouts in excitement. "Are we going now?"

"Actually, I'm going to go, with Goku, and... some new company," you tell your friends.

"Seriously? That's suicide." Piccolo scoffs. "None of us could beat Cell before, what can you possibly do now to win?"

You tell your friend and allies what's transpired in the last few minutes, and they seem mortified by the description you give them of Lord Beerus.

"No way... no way someone with that much power could exist," Yamcha laments. "How do you know he won't turn tail and blow us all to smithereens?"

"Don't worry," you comfort the desert bandit. "I think he really wants that pizza."

"Speaking of food, where's Goku?" Chi-chi inquires. "He hasn't come back yet from, wherever it is he went."

That's a good question. What's taking Goku so long? You try and sense his energy, and easily find that he's in the vague direction of Heaven.

>A. Yell for Goku to come back
>B. Attempt to contact Goku telepathically
>C. Try to use Kai-Kai to teleport to Goku
>D. Try to mimic his Instant Transmission and go to him
>E. Just walk
>F. Something else

>>2184793
>B

>>2184793
>B. Attempt to contact Goku telepathically

>>2184793
>B. Attempt to contact Goku telepathically

D.

>>2184793
>>D. Try to mimic his Instant Transmission and go to him

>>2184812
>>2184811
Just send images of banquet toward his mind he will show up pretty quivkly

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>>2184804
>>2184811
>>2184812

You can do this pretty easily, but what the hell. ROLL for shenanigans

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2184867

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>2184867
Hmmm

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2184867

>>2184874
Ah! We know Goku's mind way to well.

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>>2184874

Glad we got this out of the way before any actual fighting happens

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>>2184881
>>2184882

You focus your mind, and reach out to the energy signature belonging to your friend.

"Goku," you communicate.

"Hm? Tofoo, is that you?" You can't see his movements, but you feel his confusion.

"Yeah. Come on back, it's time to restore the Earth and defeat Cell."

A few seconds later, Goku pops up in front of you with two fingers on his head, grinning wildly. "Thanks for waiting! I'm ready to go now."

"Where were you, anyway?" Yamcha asks the Saiyan.

"Oh, I was visiting Grandpa. I mean, when will I get the chance to do that again?"

"Ahh, old Gohan. Is he well?" Roshi asks him.

"Yeah! Turns out he caught up with your old master. They're doing pretty well up here!" Goku laughs.

"M-Master Mutaito?" Shen stammers. "Friends with a student of..." He turns to Roshi, who grins and flashes a peace sign. Shen growls in response.

"Anyway, Goku," you get your friend back on topic. "It's time for us to go. We don't want to keep Lord Beerus waiting."

"Lord who-now?" Goku tilts his head in confusion. "Is he a Kai?"

"Not exactly," you tell your friend, leading him back toward the room where the Gods are waiting.

>Cont'd

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>>2184948

You lead Goku into the conference room, where Beerus waits impatiently, still gripping Whis's shoulder. The Grand Kai, Supreme Kai, and Kibito all stand together in wait to see you off.

"It's time," the Supreme Kai says. Kibito nods with a deep grunt, seeming to wish you luck.

"Good luck, Tofoo dude. And you too, Saiyan-man," the Grand Kai utters.

Suddenly, Beerus turns his head at the Grand Kai, who recoils on instinct. "Saiyan? Why does that sound... mm, I'll remember later. Come, mortals, let's get this over with."

You walk over behind Beerus, and put a hand on his shoulder, putting yourself in chain with Whis. Goku lines up next to you, putting his hand on the God's other shoulder. "You're Lord Beerus, right? Tofoo told me about you. You're a God too?"

The God of Destruction slants his eyes and looks narrowly behind himself, toward Goku, before facing back to Whis. "Yes, I am."

"And you're going to destroy Cell? I can't wait to see that!"

Beerus sighs. "I know, my providence is a gift to you. One that shall be repaid, once slice at a time."

"I don't really know what that means," you friend says, "but maybe after you destroy Cell, you think I could take you on next?"

A chill runs down your spine. If there's anyone Goku shouldn't challenge, you know it's this guy. Beerus stays silent for a few, ominous seconds, but eventually lets out a small chuckle. "We'll see, Saiyan."

Whis touches his staff to the ground, and suddenly, a bright stream of light engulfs the four of you, and you take off toward the destroyed Earth, in the same manner the two Gods arrived prior. "We'll have about a minute of travel before we get to Earth," Whis advises. "Enjoy the ride while it lasts, gentlemen."

>A. Thank Whis for the ride
>B. Scold Goku for challenging Beerus
>C. Ask Whis what exactly he is
>D. Ask Beerus about his role as God of Destruction
>E. Something else

>>2185001
Ask Beerus about his role as God of destruction.

>>2185001
>>C. Ask Whis what exactly he is

>>2185001
>A. Thank Whis for the ride
>D. Ask Beerus about his role as God of Destruction
>E. Ask Whis how he will bring Earth back.

>>2185001

I'll second this:

>>2185019

>>2185019
Seconded

>>2185019
>>2185014
>>2185026
>>2185033
>>2185015


"Thanks for the ride, um... Lord Whis?"

"Oho ho ho, just Whis will be fine. And you're very welcome, Tofoo."

This guy seems a lot nicer than the cat. "I'm kind of curious about what your actual duty is, Whis. If you're not a Kai, then what are you and Lord Beerus?"

"Like I said before," Whis explains, "I'm just a humble attendant of the God of Destruction. I tend to his every whim, prepare his meals, transport him where he needs to go... that sort of thing."

For some reason, you have a hard time believing that.

"Lord Beerus, however, is a mortal with Godly Ki, like you are. Just far more of it, along with his energy of Destruction."

"What's that?" Goku suddenly interjects.

"You see, being a God of Destruction isn't just a title," he continues. "Lord Beerus is very strong in his own right, but he also has energy given to him by the higher powers, allowing him to do his job as God of Destruction."

"Higher powers? Just how many Gods are there in this Universe?" You wonder really how far the totem pole of divinity extends above you.

"Well, in this Universe, the Supreme Kai and God of Destruction are considered to be the top. Creation and Destruction, if you're poetic. One destroys old planets, the other creates new ones, and new life."

"I also am well within my power to take life, as I see it." Lord Beerus looks back at you and Goku, with that sinister smile that gives you chills.

"Speaking of planets," you try to change the subject. "How are you going to bring the Earth back, Whis? Can you create it anew, like the Dragon Balls can?"

"Dragon Balls? Aren't those the jewels the Namekians created?" Lord Beerus asks.

"Yes, my lord, and Earth has a set of them as well. Though I suppose," Whis points at your halo, "I should say they had a set."

Out of nowhere, you find yourself stopped in the middle of space, a barrier projected around you, presumably by Whis. "This is our stop, gentlemen. Earth."

>Cont'd

>>2185073
Wonder what would happen if Wis and Popoo meet each other

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>>2185073

You take your hand off of Lord Beerus's shoulder, and look around you. Nothing but black, stars, and chunks of ground, floating in infinity. It infuriates you.

"All right, let's get to it." Whis brings forth a piece of ruined Earth, and taps his staff to the ground, sending a ripple of energy out for miles around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG8YdwCVZSc&list=PLP-Bg7LvpcbuJ0F1wkZeUO4z2d1YyUtnz&index=3

Before your eyes, pieces of the torn-apart planet seem to stop, reverse track, and converge into one. The chunks fly faster and faster, forming a whole planet in seconds. Suddenly a blast of light fizzles into existence, and fades as quickly as it appeared. When you open your eyes, you can hardly believe what you're seeing.

Earth has been fully restored, as if nothing had ever happened.

"Whoa... Whis, how did you do that?!" You excitedly ask.

"Us attendants have a limited ability to reverse the flow of time, though I can only do so sparingly. I've reverted the course of time by about, say, an hour and a half, in your time."

A realization comes upon you, and you cast your eyes above Goku. His halo has vanished. He seems to have the same idea, and looks above you, smiling.

"Yes, as a result, the two of you have returned to life. Now, be aware that I will not be able to reverse time again, so you only have one chance to redo this moment. But with Lord Beerus on your side, you should have no problems at all. Isn't that right, Lord Beerus?"

The cat-god scoffs. "Of course. That's the whole reason I'm here, isn't it?"

You look at Goku, who grins back. "Are you ready, Tofoo?"

>A. I am
>B. You're damn right
>C. To sit back and watch? Sure
>D. Something else

>>2185117
>B. You're damn right

>>2185117
>B. You're damn right

>>2185117
>B. You're damn right
Remove Krillin as fast as possible.

>>2185117
>A.
>D. I have to remove our Friend from him first.

>>2185158
>>2185136
This.

>>2185117
>B. You're damn right
Just wait till we do a triple nat 1 and Beerus gets absorbed.

>>2185193
Don't get my hopes up.

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>>2185124
>>2185129
>>2185136

"You're damn right." It's time to make up for your past mistakes.

Light surrounds you, and you instantly shoot down toward Earth. In seconds, you're on the ground, at the destroyed arena of the Cell Games, in front of a wheezing, pained Cell in his Semi-Perfect state. Chaozu is off to the side, standing vacantly, and looking perplexed.

Far off from the actual fight, you see the rest of your allies gathered, who all stare at you in confusion.

"Tofoo? Goku? What just happened?" Yamcha asks.

"Who are those other guys?" Tien speaks up. "More of Cell's children?"

"No," Roshi states. "I can't sense their ki. I'm not sure who, or what, they are."

Goku stands at your side, in a fighting stance, facing Cell. Lord Beerus stands ominously to your other side with his arms folded behind his back, while Whis stands at his other side.

>A. Charge in and pull Krillin out of that monster! (40)
>B. Bear shout the weakened Cell! (32)
>C. Dash in and slam him down! (30)
>D. Charge with Goku and overwhelm him (12)
>E. Stand down and let Lord Beerus handle him
>F. Something else

>>2185213
>A. Charge in and pull Krillin out of that monster! (40)

>>2185213
>A. Charge in and pull Krillin out of that monster! (40)

>>2185213
>A. Charge in and pull Krillin out of that monster! (40)

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>>2185228
>>2185229
>>2185237

ROLL

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2185250

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2185250

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2185250

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>>2185252
>>2185267
I was sweating for a second there.

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2185250
check mine 1!

>>2185270
Guess Chichi will finaly stop being mad at us.

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>>2185265
>>2185271

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>>2185252
>>2185267
Nice

>>2185265
>>2185271
But lucky 13 failure dubs...
Just kidding I'm not as big a sadist as Som

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>>2185289
>>2185265
>>2185271

>We can see what the DC of each option is
You know, SOM’s absurd DCs probably wouldn’t have been as bad if we knew what each option would require
Then we wouldn’t have picked that hardest option each time

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>>2185252
>>2185265
>>2185267
>>2185271

You're not going to make this mistake again! With instinct, you lunge at Cell, knocking him to the ground and pinning him with one arm across his neck. He struggles as you reach out to his energy with your other hand, attempting your Energy Dispersal technique one more time.

Thousands of energy signatures cry out to your reaching hand, but you focus your search on the largest you can identify. Withing seconds, you find your mark, and latch onto it as you had prior. You hear desperate pleading from Cell, but you tune it out to focus on your technique. With great effort, you pull the energy like a wave, and release it.

You leap back from Cell, now in his Imperfect Form. In front of him stands a bewildered Krillin.

"Tofoo? Is that you? What's going on-"

He doesn't finish his sentence as Chi-chi and Konnatsu fly toward him at high speed, shouting his name. They tackle him into the ground with big hugs and tears.

"Krillin... I thought you were gone forever..." Chi-chi sobs, and Konnatsu just hugs her dad tightly.

"Heheh... I was gone that long, huh...?" He rubs the back of his head, chuckling...

Behind them, you see the shadow of Cell gathering himself, and raising his tail to attack.

>A. Blast him
>B. Smash him
>C. Let Beerus take it from here
>D. Rush him with Goku
>E. Tell Krillin and his family to run
>F. Something else

>>2185362
Blast him.

>>2185362
>D. Rush him with Goku

>>2185362
>D. Rush him with Goku
>E. Tell Krillin and his family to run

>>2185362
>D

>>2185362
>D. Rush him with Goku
>E. Tell Krillin and his family to run

>>2185372
>>2185382
>>2185391
>>2185396

"Goku!" You call to your friend, who rushes in quickly behind you to attack Cell. As the monster lifts his tail toward the family, you and Goku fly in and kick him in the face simultaneously, sending him crashing into a mountain behind him.

You turn to Krillin, who looks terrified, and Chi-chi and Konnatsu, who look a little scared. "Run!" You shout at them, and they take off back toward the plateau where everybody else is. Chaozu follows their lead, returning to Tien with joy and a hug.

"You..." You hear the raspy voice of Cell's original form from the rubble he landed in, and he shoots out toward you, screaming in anger. "YOU COST ME MY PERFECTION! I WILL KILL YOU!"

You let the monster come to you, and he dives at you with a punch, only to strike through an Afterimage and take a dive-kick in the back from Goku, pushing him into the ground. You fire volleys of energy blasts with Goku at Cell, who takes them onslaught prone on the ground for some seconds before yelling and releasing his ki, raising a smokescreen.

Sensing his energy, you track Cell's movements, which are painfully slow compared to your own now. You hear the sound of his tail opening up, and turn to parry an attempt at absorbing you, spinning around Cell and elbowing him in the ribs, giving Goku an opening to smack him with a double axe-handle, sending him down. You follow his descent, holding your fist out and letting the monster ram spine-first into it, a disgusting crack ringing from his body as he yelps in pain.

With the thrashing you've given him, you flip him onto the dirt, feeling much better.

The badly-hurt Cell shakes and tries to push himself up, but collapses. You know what's going to happen now, though; he'll try to escape, or Mafuba you, or eat someone, anything he can do to survive.

You need to put this monster down now.

>A. Kuma-ken
>B. Unleash your God ki
>C. Blast him with everything you have
>D. Let Lord Beerus destroy him
>E. Something else

>>2185440
>>D. Let Lord Beerus destroy him
DEUS EX MACHINA!

>>2185440
>B. Unleash your God ki
>E. Punch him in the stomach, and grab him and his tail.
>D. Let Lord Beerus destroy him

>>2185440
>B. Unleash your God ki
>C. Blast him with everything you have

>>2185440
If we let Beerus do it do that all of the people will be erased won't they?
>B. Unleash your God ki
>C. Blast him with everything you have

>>2185455
Fuck i'm more drunk then I thought

>>2185440
>>D. Let Lord Beerus destroy him

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>>2185440
>B. Unleash your God ki
>C. Blast him with everything you have
REVENGE BITCH

>>2185455
Shit. You're right.
Change my vote to this.
>"Esto es el fin, Celula Imperfecto.

>>2185440
>B. Unleash your God ki
>C. Blast him with everything you have

>>2185440
>B. Unleash your God ki
>C. Blast him with everything you have
>>2185472
Say this too.

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>>2185452
>>2185455
>>2185471
>>2185472
>>2185476

Consider how Beerus will feel when you destroy the guy you asked him to come down here to destroy

>>2185485
Just what I was thinking...

>>2185485
Promise we'll give him even more delicious food...?
We can't just let everyone cell absorbed be erased. We're the guardian.

>>2185485

Fine, I guess I'll change my vote to D then.

Just feel kind of bad for the miscellaneous people who were absorbed by Cell but for whom we don't have enough time to rescue.

>>2185485
We still giving him a banquet for his time of course.

>>2185440
>D. Let Lord Beerus destroy him

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>>2185485
He'll be fine with it as long as we treat him some good food,right?
....Right?

>>2185492
>>2185493

That's a fair point. There's no wrong choice/trap option, I'm just giving you guys an idea of the outcome so I don't get anons chimping out on me when actions have consequences

>>2185493
Well, think like this. Some of these people should be dead anyway since the humans killed by piccolo's dad were able ressurected after his defeat.

>>2185497
Kinda meta knowledge but. Beerus has already destroyed planets even aftwr eating a extremely delicious food. Just so he could be the only one to have eaten said food.

>>2185440
D.

>>2185440
D

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>>2185452
>>2185455
>>2185471
>>2185472
>>2185481
For Tofoo

>>2185447
>>2185470
>>2185493
>>2185496
>>2185515
>>2185496
>>2185515
>>2185524
For Beerus

I'll let this stay up for five more minutes, since this is pretty much the only story-critical roll.

>>2185440
>D

I wonder if people will thank Lord Beerus with a pizza banquet after this.Hopefully none of the people who were eaten are a pizza master chef

>>2185527
We should at least restrain Cell so that Beerus can do his stuff.

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>>2185535
>Cell foresaw this exact circumstance
>Only ate pizza chefs

>>2185527
Tofoo deserves some space in the spotlight for once, it's been a while since we've killed an important non-movie major villain

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>>2185540

>>2185538
>inb4 Cell Absorvs Beerus

>whatatwist.jpg

>>2185551
That's exactly why we should restrain him.

>>2185527
>>2185538
>>2185544
>>2185549
>>2185551
>>2185553

>A. Restrain Cell as Beerus destroys him

>B. Let Beerus do it himself

>>2185551

Time for Toofoo Calvo to shine.

>>2185556
>>B. Let Beerus do it himself

>>2185556
>A. Restrain Cell as Beerus destroys him
Grab his tail.

>>2185556
>A

>>2185556
A

>>2185556
>B. Let Beerus do it himself
He's got cat like reflexes

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you fucking people

just decide how we're going to fuck up

>>2185556
>B. Let Beerus do it himself

I can see Cell IT away. I'd rather make sure he dies for good.

>>2185556
>A

Now that i think about this Pizza is the perfect food to entertain Beerus. It's stupidly simple, but in it people are allowed to be creative with the toppings making it variable and also able to easialy create new ones so if Beerus whished to taste other kinds of pizza toppings ince he awakes from his nap he will need to keep earth intact.

>humanity launches itself toward space now to search of new life. But to find new ingredients to add to their pizza toppings.

>>2185590
>implying Cell can escape Beerus

>>2185567
>>2185570
>>2185573
>>2185598
A

>>2185564
>>2185576
>>2185586
B

Okay, time to write

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>>2185606

As much as you want to finish off Cell with your own two hands, the thought creeps into your mind that you might piss off Lord Beerus if you kill the guy you ask him to destroy.

Instead, you simply walk over to cell, step on his tail, and hoist the bug-monster up in a full nelson. He struggles, but you easily keep him contained, bringing him toward a smiling Beerus.

"Hahaha..." Cell laughs weakly. "What are you doing, Tofoo... training a disciple? He has no ki of his own... he will be easy to absorb..."

"He can't even sense Godly ki," Beerus remarks. The God raises a hand toward Cell's face, with his thumb crossed over his palm. "What a cockroach."

"M-Me... you... can't even use your ener-"

"Hakai."

Cell suddenly shimmers a violent pink hue, and he screams in agony as his head begins to disintegrate into nothing. Your arms release as his shoulders disintegrate, then his torso, until finally Cell simply vanishes altogether, his screams fading into nothingness.

"It's done." Beerus brings his arms back behind him. "Cell is no more."

>A. What did you just do?
>B. That looked like the Kai's Energy Dispersal technique
>C. High-five Beerus
>D. Fly back to your allies
>E. Something else

>>2185647
>>A. What did you just do?

>>2185647
>A. What did you just do?
>E. Thank him for assistance, and promise to get his banquet started right away.

>>2185647
>E.Thank you Lord Beerus
>B. That looked like the Kai's Energy Dispersal technique
>A. What did you just do?

>>2185647

>A. What did you just do?
>B. That looked like the Kai's Energy Dispersal technique
>C. High-five Beerus
>E. Who's ready for Pizza?! Maybe even Ice Cream?

>>2185647
This: >>2185660
Thank him for his time and if he would like to a moment in our Lookout until we get settle with his banquet. This is what we earthlings call supplement before his banquet.

>>2185660
This.

>>2185653
>>2185660
>>2185664
>>2185668
>>2185676
>>2185687

"Thank you, Lord Beerus."

Beerus huffs. "This was not worth my time."

"What was the technique you just used? It looked like the Kai's Energy Dispersal technique.

"That was the Destroyer God's version of that technique. Destruction." He looks sharply at you, and smiles. "It can destroy anything, and anyone."

"Well, I'll get that banquet started right awa--"

Before you can finish your sentence, Beerus taps you in the forehead with his index finger; you're flung back intensely, crash through one, two, three mountains of rubble, before finally hitting the ground, skidding, and rolling to a stop.

The shock of the blow numbs your mind, and you find yourself immobilized in pain. As you fight to regain your senses, the silhouette of Lord Beerus descends from the sky in front of you, looking irritated.

"You know, when I was called to Other World by Supreme Kai, by Grand Kai, by King Yemma, I expected something a little more challenging. I thought you were battling a goliath, but instead I'm here stepping on bugs."

He puts his finger up, and a swirling mass of purple ki appears above it. "You woke me up and wasted my time, Earthling. That was an insult, and I hate insults more than anything."

>End updates

That's all for now, I'll probably pick up again tomorrow.

Thanks for the support anons, I hope I can end this quest satisfyingly enough for you.

I'll be around a little longer for questions and shit

>>2185731
Eh, so he wants to see us going full power. Okay then.

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>>2185731
We better get Blanco while fighting Beerus, or this will end badly.

>>2185746
It's fine. We can make him sweat just a little.

>>2185342
He used to have required DC. I think he got rid of it when Spirit Detective flopped like a flaccid dick.

>>2185772
In other words he got lazym

>>2185731
Oh shit. Fuck it, lets just go 30 years into the future and bring UI Tofoo to do the job.

>>2185775
Either that or he started making up the DC on the fly.

>>2185746
Ending up with the bullshit that was Super Human God and matching Beerus would be the most fitting end to this quest.

Pffft, let's just fuse and make Tofoo, go SSJ and then stack it with Kuma-Ken, then God Ki.

>>2185974
Huh we only have 2 saiyans don't we?

>>2185983
We don't need the ritual, Tofoo already has God Ki.

>>2185731
This is legitimately better and more interesting than the quest has been for a long time. Burnout is a real bitch, I guess.

But seriously, this is great. I'm glad we're getting a proper climax to this.

>>2186011
This anon has the right idea

>>2186017
Thanks anon, glad you're enjoying it

>>2186017
I really wish SOM had taken a looooooong break before he introduced Cell. He seemed really pumped for other stuff coming up, but so burnt out.

>>2186690
Yeah, dude needs his rest

Running tonight, about six hours from now once I'm off work

>>2186690
I agree. For all the shit SOM gets from people (myself included), this quest has genuinely had some good stuff. I think a break would have done him a lot of good, and it would have led to a much better time during this arc.

Still, we can't ignore the fun stuff, like the Saiyan saga. The simple change of everyone coming together to wear Vegeta and Nappa down through numbers and strategy was not only super fun to play out, and satisfying to see work, it also set the tone for a long while after. Someone else mentioned this in a previous thread, but I think that moment caused the human side of the cast to realize that they really could make a difference, so they kept training and developing in ways other than pure power. The saiyans were always going to be the strongest, but we got to see the underdogs pull out win after win because they were smarter, which was what early DBZ was all about.

There's a reason so many people like the Frieza saga, and it's because of that right there. Remember the Ginyu Force arc? Three people who had no business even touching those guys managed to hold their own for a good long while, and in order to even get there. The fight with Frieza was the same way, up until his final form. On paper, the gap in power between them was too great for the protagonists to stand any hope of surviving, but through strategy (and Gohan power level ass-pulls), they managed to hold their own.

SOM's roll DCs felt unfairly high a lot of the time, but I think his take on the Saiyan saga was about the closest out if any quest I've read to capturing the real underdog coming out on top feel that so many people loved about early DBZ. And to me, that's worth a lot; not enough to ignore the points where I think he could have done better, but enough for me to say that he had some points where he did a damn god job.

>>2186887
I reeeeaaaaly wanted to see what he had planned for androids 17 and 18 and Broly and plan to eradicate the saiyans...

And putting Tofoos godseed in bulma.

>>2186887
I really got the feeling he was enjoying himself with the Cell Tournament, I mean he brought out Cell's "Children", had Ox King and Devilman show up, it seemed like he was having fun.

>>2187341
I was really hoping we could have resurrected cells children al a uub and train them as gods disciples...

>>2187519
We still can. They died, Cell was the one who got Hakaid or whatever.

>>2187537
The quest is over.
Nothing matter
Entropy is inevitable

>>2187341
Yeah, the Cell Games were good up until the actual fight with Cell.

>>2187620
Dude, that Nat 100 with Ultimate Battle as soundtrack was hype as fuck.

>>2187782
We had like 5 90+ rolls in a row. It was hilarious.