You are Bowser, King of the Koopas, Monarch of the Darklands, reigning lord of fire, and all around cool guy. As well as the Koopa who just got his shell handed to him on a silver platter once again by that damn pesky plumber. You drag yourself once more from the fiery depths of defeat, and the lake of lava you have once again been dumped into by the earlier mentioned jerk, Mario.Mario… That name burns you up more than the lava you crawled out of, more than the raging fire that burnt in your stomach. Time and time again he foils your plots to overtake the Mushroom Kingdom and take the hand of its stubborn princess in marriage. Although it started to seem to be hopeless at times you are a stubborn ma- turtle. You would not be so simply dissuaded from marrying that beauty who lead the kingdom. Her foolish reluctance and that annoying hero aside, there was nothing that would stop you, and that plumber wouldn’t be there forever. Not if you had anything to say about it.You just need to think of another scheme…You could- no you did that already…The next party they had you could jump in and- No you did that like three times…You could steal Peach’s castle again for the… 5th time?Looking back you really begin to notice all your almost uncountable past failures, every single humiliating defeat by an irritating Italian who can simply jump high. Hell you could jump higher than him, as high even on one of your worst days. It was a bit disheartening… No! This is not a good way of thinking! You were the best king in all the land! And when you get back to your castle you and your minions were gonna show that portly plumber what for! You just need to…Oh what’s the point, you’ve tried everything. This is about as effective as slamming your head against a brick wall. Well maybe a particularly hard brick wall, your own head was fairly hard itself. Maybe you could take a vacation. No, that would be giving up, and you wouldn’t let that Italian bastard win by default. Maybe go on a conquest of some different country, build up some power and hope that annoying plumber doesn’t come to visit before you can trounce him. The all-powerful Bowser, running with his tail in between his legs praying to the Star Spirits, who most likely hate you now after the whole theft of the star rod and trapping them in cards fiasco, that Mario doesn’t come around. The very thought forces a bitter chuckle from your mouth. No matter how reasonable idea sounds, you have your pride. Speaking of which, you could always keep your pride and just dig in your heels and take on that plumber once again. The least likely to succeed in all honesty, but at least your kingly pride will remain strong.>Take a vacation>Search for another country to take over>Dig in heels and take on the Mushroom Kingdom
>>991411>Take a vacation
>>991411You know what, forget the mushroom kingdom, forget the princess, forget Mario. As of now, you are on vacation. All of that junk is officially none of your problem. You just want to kick back relax and do absolutely nothing king related. You are temporarily hanging up your proverbial crown and going on vacation. No kidnapping, deathtraps, no invasions, NO PLUMBERS. Heck you deserve some time off after that jerk Mario ruined your last family vacation.The only problem now is what to do to get away from Kamek and your kingly duties… That old hag was not too pleased last time you snuck off for fun and while you could easily trounce her if push comes to shove she is far too useful to be made an enemy. Her magic has made many of your plans come to life… Even if they always came crashing down. You probably could sneak off with the clown copter when she isn’t looking if you need to, but if you get caught she is sure to give you an earful. She definitely will try to delay you if you tell her you want a vacation so that’s probably out. You could always just walk off right now, but then your son would be extremely upset.Your son! Should you even bring him? Maybe you could use him to distract Kamek if you go with the sneaking option. You’d just have to find a way to make him distract Kamek more than usual.>Wander off without telling anyone>Go home pack, leave a note, and sneak off>Ask Kamek about taking a vacation>Bring Bowser Junior>Leave Bowser Junior behind
>>991485>Wander off without telling anyone>Bring Bowser JuniorWe're gonna teach him how to be a REAL villain!
>>991485>Go home pack, leave a note, and sneak off>Bring Bowser Junior"Dear, KamekI'm off. Bye!From,Your Most Ghoulish, Bowser"
>>991493Sorry if I was unclear, wander off meaning you just get up and go from where you are instead of heading home first and getting anything. You won't deal with Kamek, but you can't get any items, transportation, or people to come with you.
>>991485>>991494> Wander Off>Leave BJI'd like the note to lie about training to beat mario or something so Kamek won't bother us.
>>991507Ah right, I'll just support >>991494 then.
>>991494Supportan.Finally caught a live quest from you! Last 2 times I missed them by hours.
>>991485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBE12IWoFkYou may be the self pronounced king of all darkness and lord of evil, but even you can’t bring yourself to leave your own flesh and blood behind. That is too evil even for you. You just need to get in and get out without being noticed. Which is easier said than done being the biggest and baddest baddie to walk the Darklands.After a few hours of a turtles pace, you make it to your shining achievement, your beautiful castle and the gem among the fire and brimstone of the Darklands. It stands proud among the erupting volcanoes and rives of lava. Now you just need to get in. Without attracting to much attention to yourself, an impossible task for someone as awesome as you, but you are easily capable of doing the impossible.>Attempt to sneak in (1d20 after vote)>Walk in and act natural>Write in (I’ll tell you if it needs a roll after vote)
>>991555> Have your son brought before you.Act like he's in trouble.
>>991555>attempt to sneak inI would support you >>991559 but that would draw more attention to us than needed.
>>991555>Attempt to sneak in (1d20 after vote)
>>991555Sneak like a snek
>>991555Seconding>>991559This is the single best way to start this quest. Why should you have to sneak into your castle when you have minions to do that? Plus once we have Bowser Jr. here and we are on our way we can just tell him our glorious plan.
>>991555>Write inTake the back entrance like in SMW
>>991568>>991566>>991564>Roll 1d20 best of 3
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>991586
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>991586
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>991586
>>991600Blessings of kek upon you, Anon.
>>991555Despite being one of the biggest things in the Darklands you can be surprisingly stealthy when you want to. One doesn’t kidnap a princess or build a entire castle underneath another without knowing how not to be noticed. You are able to blend in with your many statues as your minions from either idiocy, or just plain blindness don’t notice your presence among the stone Bowsers. You should probably fire them…Forget it. That is of no concern to you right now. Your vacation is the only thing that matters right now. And right now you need your son to get his stuff together for the trip. Or you could hold off on that so you could have more time for the things you need.>Go tell Bowser Junior to start packing>Start packing first>Write in
>>991674>Write inGrab a minion and tell them to send the message. Stress not telling anyone else about it.
>>991674> Tell BJ to packWe need to pick a destination.
>>991674>Go tell Bowser Junior to start packing
>>991683That.... would ruin the entire point of us even sneaking...>Go tell Bowser Jr. to start packing.
>>991674You make your way through your hallowed halls to your precious son’s room. Standing there are two of your high ranking Koopatrols. They immediately salute you, as they should, as you make your way towards them. Stopping in front of them you allow them to bask in your glory for a moment, before beginning your business.“You two,” You really didn’t remember their names, “is junior in there?”The first stops saluting “Yes sir, he returned to his room a short while ago I can have him out-““No need, I’m coming in.”“Uh sir…” The other says a bit unsure of himself. “I think Kamek has been looking for you.” “So I am aware, but I have important business with my son that can’t wait.”“I- uh. I-it’s just that, Kamek sounded like it was really important when she said she needed to talk to you…”>”You think this business with my son isn’t important!?”>”This won’t take long, stand aside.”>Write in
>>991760>”You think this business with my son isn’t important!?”Get indignant.
>>991760>”You think this business with my son isn’t important!?
>>991760>”This won’t take long, stand aside.”But very angry like
>>991760“You think this business with my son isn’t important!?” You growl out. This is not the time for yelling, not when you are being hunted down by Kamek.“N-no. I- uh I mean yes, I-i know it’s very important!” he breaks under your glare.“Good.” You give them a moment. “Well what are you waiting for? Open the door!”The two stumble over themselves before opening the way into your Junior’s room. The place had been repainted and redesigned over the years as he had grown. A long shot from the nursery it had once been. It was tough being a villain and raising a son, but you admit that you wouldn’t give it up for the world. Junior himself seems to be just laying on his bed, not asleep, just his head in the pillows as he copes with the recent loss.It’s hard with your son sometimes, you can’t just yell at him like those other idiots. He is still young and learning the ways of evil, falling down and getting right back up, he has the right to make mistakes. But sometimes he ends up like this, he just loses hope when he sees his dear old dad doing everything in his power and still getting trounced. He always gets back up, but…“What do you want dad?” He moans miserably into his pillow.>Write in
>>991846> To take you training across the world so we can conquer it one day.
>>991846"Son, I've got a very important ... 'business' trip, and I'd like to take you along" *wink* "Start packing."
>>991846>Hey junior, I know that we had some problems this last time around.>You gave it your best shot, and you even managed to take away some of those annoying lives that Mario seems to have so much of.>But now, real quiet like, I need you to pack up some stuff to take with you. Its time for a vacation. We can't be our best form of evil if we can't even take a break. Stress is a big problem. Its what got to your great uncle Bowlert, thats why he lives in a glass bowl surrounded by chickadees. We're gonna try to get away to take a break without Kamek noticing, or else I could never get away from the work, and our vacation can't happen. Pack up enough for a month, we're gonna make the most of it.
>>991846“Son, I’ve got a very important…” You look for the right word “’business’ trip, and I want to take you along.” you give him a little nudge. “Start packing.”“I don’t want to go on a boring business trip.” He whines into his pillow.Yeah he didn’t get the message. He might be a bright kid, but he could be as dense as you are at times.>”You are coming junior.” Firm>”Come on junior, you’ll learn all about evil.” Mentor>”Please junior, it will be some father son time” Fatherly
>>991905>”Please junior, it will be some father-son time” Fatherly
>>991905>Write-inIT'S A VAYCAY YOU IGNORAMUS scratch that>”Please junior, it will be some father son time” Fatherly
>>991905>Please junior, it will be some father-son time.
>>991905“Please Junior, it will be some father son time.” You plead to the probable only person you ever would.“I don’t know… I just…” He gets up and faces you. “I think I just want to train on my own for a bit…”“On your own?” He never wanted to do something like that before. He was always excited to train with you when it came to things like fire control, throwing hammers, driving the airships and such. Something was up.“It’s just...” he looks to the ground “I think I might be messing you up…” he sniffles “I think it’s my fault you are being beat.”“Junior you could never-““If I wasn’t there than they couldn’t have used my clown copter to smash into your head!” He cries out.“Son that wasn’t your fault-““I didn’t even get out of the way the first time it happened! I might as well given them the stupid thing!”This is bad, your son thinks he is to blame for your defeat.>”Junior, your young, you can still make mistakes.”>”You’ll get there someday.”>”I… probably would have lost anyway. I have a head cold or something.”>Write in
>>991990>”You’ll get there someday.”"You're a Koopa! We all started as little turtles but look how strong I am now!"
>>991990>”You’ll get there someday!"I used to be a puny little Koopa! Now look at me! Cheer up, son!
>>991990>You'll get there someday!In fact, this trip might help you learn some new tricks to help me defeat those dumb plumbers!
>>991990“Junior,” You put your large hand on his back “You’ll get there someday. You are young, you have time to make mistakes and you are lucky enough to have me, someone who has made countless mistakes and learned from them to teach you.”He says nothing.“I didn’t start as awesome as I am now, I was a tiny weakling and I failed over and over again learning the ropes of being the king, and you are growing bigger and stronger every day. You’ll be better than me before you know it.”“I guess… I just feel like I could be going faster. Mario is getting stronger too and I want to help you beat him before… you know… I take your place. I don’t have the time for some trip, I need to get stronger.”>”I’ll be back in a while to pick you up, if you want to go, just start packing.”>”Get packing, I’m sure you’ll get stronger on this vaca- I mean business trip.”>”If you want, I can tell Kamek to start training you in magic and other things while I’m away. She was always said you were to young to learn the dangerous stuff, but you are definitely old enough now.”
>>992088>”I’ll be back in a while to pick you up, if you want to go, just start packing.”But say it in a paternal way, not a dismissive way.
>>992088>”Get packing, I’m sure you’ll get stronger on this vaca- I mean business trip.”Fight exotic enemies.
>>992088>Get packing boyo, Im sure we can find some way to get you stronger on our vac- I mean business trip. Yeah. Business as usual.
>>992088>I'll be back to pick you up if you want to goHe will probably get upset with us if we try to drag him on a vacation with us if he wants to get stronger
>>992088>”I’ll be back in a while to pick you up, if you want to go, just start packing.”Forcing him to come would be a bad idea if he wants to get stronger. We gave him a chance but we don't want him to resent the trip/us
>>992088You sigh, “Fine, I’ll be back in a little while to pick you up with the clown copter, if you want to go just start packing.” You say pointing to his balcony. He doesn’t respond but you pat him on the head and leave him to his own devices. You stealthily make your way back to your room, and by that you walked casually there and threatened anyone who saw you not to tell Kamek where you were. You find yourself in your room after the similar but brief intimidation song and dance with the guards in front of your door. Now you just need to quickly grab what you can find in the huge mess you call a room... You can hold a few items in just your shell, but you’ll need a bigger storage if you are going to grab some… ‘souvenirs’.Pick 5>Suitcase; some suitcase that some crazy old man gave you, for some reason it is able to contain a lot more than it would seem. Although it can only hold trousers, money, consumable items, and some smaller key items.>Passport; you are a recognized king yes, but official identification will make traveling around countries easier and it would be best not to attract attention to yourself, lest some would be hero come running if you brute force your way into another’s territory. The picture is less than flattering…>Bowser’s Baseball Bat; your favorite baseball bat, complete with spikes coming out the side. Useful for hitting balls, projectiles, and occasionally idiots.>Striker Claws; crafted claws that you used while playing soccer, don’t ask how you got away with it, give you a small increase in range and power as well as being very sharp. Can be used to climb up walls and is surprisingly good at reflecting projectiles.>Hammers; a modest, read never ending, supply of hammer bro hammers, an arc projectile you are proficient in.>1,000 Darkland Gold Coins; a bunch of coins you stuff in your mattress for safety, while not as inflated as say Mushroom Kingdom coins, their actual worth depends on the country you go to.>Bowser’s Ghost Cologne; A bottle of a classic scent you made a while ago that you saved. Can be used to attract ladies and turn invisible, doesn’t hide sound or smell.>Chain Chomp Orb; an orb you snuck from one of Mario’s party, when opened summons a large Chain Chomp that will attack enemies. Although it may run off after it is done mauling whatever it was set on.>Ztar; a dark star that can steal the light energy of others. Good for weakening some goody two-shoes who gains a invincibility star, will fade away after consuming to much energy.>A family photo; a picture of you, your son, and Kamek. Other than memories this has no obvious use.
>>992291>Suitcase; some suitcase that some crazy old man gave you, for some reason it is able to contain a lot more than it would seem. Although it can only hold trousers, money, consumable items, and some smaller key items.>Bowser’s Ghost Cologne; A bottle of a classic scent you made a while ago that you saved. Can be used to attract ladies and turn invisible, doesn’t hide sound or smell.>Striker Claws; crafted claws that you used while playing soccer, don’t ask how you got away with it, give you a small increase in range and power as well as being very sharp. Can be used to climb up walls and is surprisingly good at reflecting projectiles.>Suitcase; some suitcase that some crazy old man gave you, for some reason it is able to contain a lot more than it would seem. Although it can only hold trousers, money, consumable items, and some smaller key items.>A family photo; a picture of you, your son, and Kamek. Other than memories this has no obvious use.
>>992291>Suitcase; some suitcase that some crazy old man gave you, for some reason it is able to contain a lot more than it would seem. Although it can only hold trousers, money, consumable items, and some smaller key items.>1,000 Darkland Gold Coins; a bunch of coins you stuff in your mattress for safety, while not as inflated as say Mushroom Kingdom coins, their actual worth depends on the country you go to.>A family photo; a picture of you, your son, and Kamek. Other than memories this has no obvious use.>Bowser’s Baseball Bat; your favorite baseball bat, complete with spikes coming out the side. Useful for hitting balls, projectiles, and occasionally idiots.>Passport; you are a recognized king yes, but official identification will make traveling around countries easier and it would be best not to attract attention to yourself, lest some would be hero come running if you brute force your way into another’s territory. The picture is less than flattering…
>>992311You choose suitcase twice
>>992324Oops.Change one to >Passport; you are a recognized king yes, but official identification will make traveling around countries easier and it would be best not to attract attention to yourself, lest some would be hero come running if you brute force your way into another’s territory. The picture is less than flattering…
>>992291>Suitcase; some suitcase that some crazy old man gave you, for some reason it is able to contain a lot more than it would seem. Although it can only hold trousers, money, consumable items, and some smaller key items.>1,000 Darkland Gold Coins; a bunch of coins you stuff in your mattress for safety, while not as inflated as say Mushroom Kingdom coins, their actual worth depends on the country you go to.>Bowser’s Ghost Cologne; A bottle of a classic scent you made a while ago that you saved. Can be used to attract ladies and turn invisible, doesn’t hide sound or smell.>Striker Claws; crafted claws that you used while playing soccer, don’t ask how you got away with it, give you a small increase in range and power as well as being very sharp. Can be used to climb up walls and is surprisingly good at reflecting projectiles.>Passport; you are a recognized king yes, but official identification will make traveling around countries easier and it would be best not to attract attention to yourself, lest some would be hero come running if you brute force your way into another’s territory. The picture is less than flattering…
>>992313>>992326Seconding this anon
>>992408Support because ytfn
>>992408>>992418I support your support
>>992429Supporting the support.Hope we dont fucking crash, this ride is made of only supports
>>992444THE SUPPORT TRAIN AIN'T GOT NO BRAKES
>>992461WE'LL BUILD SOME OUT OF SUPPORTS!!
>>992291You grab that old suitcase you ‘received’ from that old man E. Gadd and begin stuffing your secret stash of coins into it. Next goes in your favorite bat, which is able to barely fit within the specific size that the suitcase will take. Digging around in one of your drawers you pull out your old passport… man what were you thinking back then, you were nowhere near as cool looking as you are now. You should find a way to fix that later.Hearing the muffled sound of voices outside your room you are reminded of the limited time you have left. You begin to search feverously grabbing whatever small stuff you can think of and throw it into the bottomless pit of a suitcase. Opening another drawer you pause, noticing what lay on top of it; an old family photo of you, your son, and Kamek. You remember how surprised she was when you asked her to be in the photo, she might as well be your boy’s mother. She might as well be your wife for how much she nags you…Speaking of nagging you clearly hear the shrill voice of Kamek from behind your door. If she gets to you she will drag you off for boring stuff for who knows how long. You’ll never get to your vacation then! You quickly drop your photo into your suitcase and pull the device into your surprisingly spacious shell, a turtle always has to make room for hammers and such.>Sneak out the window>Face Kamek>Write in
>>992510>Sneak out the window>Write note if we can
>>992510>Write inSeduce her. In all seriousness, sneak out the window, and then run back quick to pick up BJ.
>>992494OH NO, WE'RE TIPPING OVER FROM BRAKING TOO EARLY! QUICK, WEIGH DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRAIN WITH MORE SUPPORTS!
>>992510>Face KamekWhy don't we bring her with us? She might deserve a break too.
>>992588But who will take care of the castle and keep that pesky plumber from coming here?
>>992591Mario generally doesn't give a damn about our castle if we haven't kidnapped anybody. That said, discipline among the troops will go to hell if neither we nor Kamek are around.
>>992510>>992588>>992591>>992648Face Kamek, tell her we need her to keep the troops in line while we go away to ponder a new plan for conquering the Mushroom Kingdom. It's actually just to sit on a beach and have fruity drinks, but she doesn't need to know that.
>>992510You quickly make your way out to your balcony, you may have mentioned you didn’t want to be disturbed to the gaurds, but Kamek and her magic tended to also dissuade your minions from disagreeing with her. At least to her face.You make a jump over the railing and begin your fall to the ground, you are much to experienced with long falls to need any worry over this high of a fall. It will still be killer on your knees though. Landing you feel a dull pain in your legs in protest of your actions, but you are relatively unharmed otherwise. Only a what? 5 story fall to your court yard? No problem.Taking a step you hiss in pain. Okay minor problem. Walk it off, just walk it off.With a brisk pace you make your way to your castles garage and pointedly ignore the airships, to big, to noticeable, and much to slow for this. You find your pride and joy, your practical second child, your personal Koopa Clown Copter. After entering the copter you turn the key and take a moment to soak in the feel of your metaphorical baby, before flying off.Flying up to your son’s balcony you meet him there, but your heart sank. He did not seem to have any luggage. Getting closer you hope he just wants to go Spartan with his travel.“You… are coming right junior?” You ask over the light patter of your copter’s blades.Bowser Junior shakes his head in negative “No dad, but I want you to come back to someone strong, stronger than you.”You force a smirk “You better train real hard if you want to become as strong as me.”Junior nods “I will, I just… Can you tell Kamek to teach me magic? I asked before and she told me no but I think I can do it.”“Don’t get soft on me, you better train your body hard too. No becoming a namby pamby bookworm.” You struggle out.Junior seems to struggle a bit too, but nods, before handing you a paper and pen. “You know... to make sure she doesn’t blow me off…”You nod, and quickly scrawl out some barely legible chicken scratch.‘Kamek,I’m leaving for a while,you need to train junior to be strong.And I mean STRONG, no holding back.Teach him everything he needs to be king,that includes magic. Your most Ghoulish, BowserP.S. I MEAN IT!’ She'll be able to read it. She always is able to.Now the world is your oyster, all for your enjoyment. You just need to figure out where to go... You don't look back, you know it will make you stop if you do.>Session endNow is the time for any questions, comments, etc.Also shill shit:https://twitter.com/QuestMoonManhttps://discord.gg/xM2aCYq under Moon Man Quests
>>992708This was cute. Thank you for running.
>>992708Good idea man. Glad to have been the one you bounced this one off of. Hope to see more of it.
>>992708This is interesting sadly I missed it. Hopefully ill catch it next time
Shame i missed this, but I can't wait to see the next one!
How is everybody else imagining this story? I can't see it as anything other than Paper Mario art style.
>>995258Paper Mario is too easy, too simple. There's no reason not to imagine it in any modern style.
>>995258It'll take a little bit from every mario verseAlso will start as soon as soon as I finish BGO with the other qms
>>992708You are still the grand and mighty Bowser. Although right now you aren’t feeling so grand and mighty, even though you are flying along in your pride and joy that is the Koopa Clown Copter. You are truly alone for this trip. Sure you’ve went solo before, but even then you always knew your men, Kamek, or even your son would be there for you. Although you have a feel of pride at your son’s desire for strength, it comes with a grain of salt now that you truly are alone.No one to gaze upon your greatness, no one to assure you of your awesomeness, and now that you are on vacation not even that plumber to validate yourself, you are alone.No, you’ll be fine. They aren’t gone forever, even if your boy is growing up so fast…Your boy…He makes you so proud sometimes…No that isn’t a tear in your eye! That’s just… moisture from that cloud you flew through!How long have you been flying anyway? It feels like years since you left. You look around and only see only cloud cover. This is a really bad time to be flying your copter.>Press forward>Go another direction
>>995510>Go another directionLets try to get out of the clouds and see where we are
>>995510>ForwardNever back down
>>995510>Go another directionWe need to get our bearings so we don't crash.There's a difference between being tough and being an idiot, and flying blind is very clearly on the "idiot" side of things.
>>995510Like a few fluffy clouds would be enough to stop you. You press forward despite your lack of vision. As you continue onward you think you can make out some kind of light in the distance out of the clouds. Heading towards it you get a bit more excited than you’d like to admit to leave your copter. Speeding up you try to get closer.You make it out of the clouds to- THAT IS A LOT CLOSER THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!>Roll to pull out of the way best of 3
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>995554
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>995554>>995557nice
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>995554Rolling to not start war crimes just yet.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>995554
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>995554Ponder whether this says anything about why Mario defeats you.
>>995562Wrong one but it wouldn't count anyways.>>995563This one as well...I hope.
>>995557Good shit, much better than mine
>>995568Best of 3 bud. 20 counts, 1 does not.
>>995579It's quite common in quests for critfails to override anything but critical success.
>>995582If its outside of the best of 3 not here.
>>995582Well luckily we had a crit success too
>>995587Ah, excuse me then.
>>995588Also, here, we only have the best of 3. I cant tell you how many times in MMs other quest we had a crit success or crit fail outside of 3. I think the only time it was accepted outside of 3 was the first time, which was a crit success to destroy a wall.
>>995554Using your master piloting skills you move pull out of the way of the building. To another more simple-minded of individual it might seem like you are just screaming and yanking your joystick up, but that is absolutely necessary to piloting out of these situations. This is why you are a trained professionals and no other idiot can drive one of these deathtra- master pieces.You avoid a crash narrowly, and are able to get a good look at where you are after getting some distance. This place… it looked familiar somehow… Glitzville…Oh yeah! It was that tourist trap Kamek talked about while you were looking for some kind of stars… its kind of fuzzy seeing as you usually are always looking for some kind of star. The only concrete thing you remember is being upset with Kamek and… wrestling?You land your mighty vehicle in an open space and begin to look around the area. Glitz is right, this place is practically burning your eyes with how bright it is. This could be a good place to spend some time.>Go to the souvenir shop>Go to hot dog stand>Go to phone booth>Go inside the Glitzpit>Write in
>>995618>Go to hot dog stand
>>995618>Go to hot dog standSee if we can get one of those egg dogs we've heard about. If not, just get a regular one.
>>995618>Go to hot dog standGotta sample the local food before taking in the sights.
>>995618You make your way over to the local cuisine of the area. A hot dog stand, manned by… I hog. Even you see something a little wrong with that image. Regardless the smells of the greasy sticks of meat give your stomach something to growl about. Yeah you could use something like this right now, fill at least one void for now.“Hey big fella, you gonna stare all day or you gonna buy something?”His tone irritates you, but you are a bit too hungry to care as of now. Or maybe not.>”Yeah, what do you got?”>”Do you know who I am pig?”>Write in
>>995660>turn I hog into a hotdog
>>995660>Yeah, what do you got?Look at him just a touch too hungrily for comfort.
>>995660>”Yeah, what do you got?”
>>995660You give him a somewhat crazed look, like you might eat him if you don’t get what you want.“Yeah, what do you got?”With your size and stature, along with the fact you have many sharp teeth, somewhat threaten the hog that you could probably eat whole with little effort, and he quickly squeals a response.“Yes sir! What would you like?!”You look towards the menu.>Classic>Everything>Livin’ Large>Glitz Style>Nothing
>>995730>Large Glitz Style
>>995730>Glitz StyleNo clue what it is, but it sounds good.
>>995730>Glitz styleLets try it. Dont want to waste Our money though.
>>995730“Yeah, get me a…” you ponder a moment “Glitz Style.” It sounds flashy and awesome, just like you! The hog nods and takes one of the finished hot dogs off the grill and begins to go to work. Putting it between a soft looking bun he slathers it with cheese, mustard, and some kind of… spice? Whatever it is it practically makes the thing sparkle. A hot dog worthy of the name Glitz.Before he can even ask for the payment you snatch the wiener from the wiener’s hand and gulp it in one bite.“Hurk!” You spit the darn thing out of your mouth, sending it all over the pig. You begin to stomp your foot on the ground in a rage “WHAT THE HECK WAS IN THAT THING?!”The pig is rightfully frightened. “Uh… mustard, cheese, and glitter…”“Oh, glitter really? What an interesting idea.” You respond calming yourself.“Really? Its just an experimental reci-““IDIOT! THAT IS THE WORST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD!”>Keep shouting at the hog>Storm off>Write on
>>995811>Demand a new hotdog to make up for the horrible hotdog.
>>995811Make it a classic. You cant go wrong with a classic.
>>995811>Demand a new hotdog to make up for the horrible hotdog
>>995811“YOU ARE GONNA GIVE ME AN ACTUAL HOT DOG, OR I AM GOING TO TRY OUT MY OWN EXPERIMENTAL RECIPE!” You are still screaming your head off, literal fire pouring out of your mouth every other word, probably not good for your blood pressure, but you feel like you have a right to be upset at this imbecile.The hotdog vendor can’t even speak, he can only tremble in fear at your might.“Sir.” A voice comes up from behind you.“AND I SWEAR IF THIS HOT DOG ISN’T THE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER TASTED, I’LL START BY TENDERIZING YOU UNDER MY FOOT!”“Sir!” You almost heard it that time but you honestly are not in the mood to check if they are talking to you.“I WILL USE YOUR BONES AS A TREAT FOR MY CHAIN CHOMPS!”“SIR!” the voice yells behind you.“WHAT?!” You scream as you turn your imposing form at the poor soul behind you, sending fire all over them.The poor sap was covered in soot when your stream of fire ended, he coughed out a small smoke cloud when he finally regained his bearings. He was a lot less confident than he was a moment ago, but noticing his backup nearby he regained some composure.“Sir, if you don’t stop threatening our vendors I will have to ask you to leave.”>Dismissive grunt and see something else, no point and getting kicked out now.>”Grahahaha! You and what army?”>Write in
>>995894>Dismissive grunt and see something else, no point and getting kicked out now."I didn't even like the hot dogs here."
>>995894>Write in>Say glitter gives you heartburn and gas, proceed to belch flames every once in a while while you wait for the classic and try to weasel out a free soda for the trouble.
>>995894>Dismissive grunt and see something else, no point and getting kicked out now.We haven't even seen the glitz pit yet; we can always set his kiosk on fire on the way out anyways.
So, meta question, is discord down for anyone else?
>>995926Its fine for me>>995894“Grrrrr, I don’t even like the hot dogs here anyway.” No point in making you lose your welcome already, even if it is probably strained. You can always toss the loser off this floating island later…You stomp away to find something else to do. You have bigger fish to fry anyway.>Drink bar>Souvenir shop>Phone booth>Inside the Glitzpit
>>995933>Inside the Glitzpit
>>995933>Inside the Glitz Pit
>>995933Drink bar then shopWash the taste of glitter out of your mouth and get junior a momento
>>995933>Drink barMake sure to ask for drinks with no glitter.
>>995933>Drink barHit up the drink bar before we head to the glitzpit
>>995933You need a drink, something to get this taste out of your mouth. You make your way to the drink bar to get something hopefully with no glitter. Squeezing through the door you make your way to the bar. You can’t sit down but you call a waiter over to order something.>Water>Tea>Coffee>Juice>Other
>>996005>JuiceIt is supposed to be a juice bar after all.
>>996005>JuiceRemember, no glitter.
>>996005“Get me some juice, and no glitter.” The bar tender looks at you curiously, but listens to your request and places down a glass of juice on the table. You really don’t care at this point, you just want to get the glitter in your mouth. THAT IS STILL THERE DESPITE YOU SPITTING LITERAL FIRE! Glitter is a pain in your shell.The small glass is nowhere near enough to get all the glitter, but its fruity taste makes you feel somewhat better. Placing a few coins on the table you wander out of the bar to your next destination.>Phone booth>Shop>Glitzpit
>>996039>GlitzpitI'm pretty sure Bowser Jr. isn't interested in a non-evil souvenir.
>>996039Done beating around the bush, you make your way into the Glitz Pit. Only to find the place over run with screaming runts all surrounding some yellow eye sore. A somewhat familiar eye sore… where have you seen this guy before…Nah, you would know this guy if he was of any importance. Now to get through this crowd…>Barge through>Go around>Roar to scare them off>Write in
>>996068>Roar to scare them off
>>996068>Barge throughWe are the literal king. We wait for no bird-man.
>Roar to scare them off
>>996068You are the king and you do what you want. Using your big and imposing body you make your way through the crowd. They part in the path of your large form, well many do after you they saw you step on one of the smaller fans and implanting them into the floor. What can you say, it was their fault for not making way for the king of Awesome.“YOU!” the bird man finally stops basking in his pitiful pride as he takes note of your presence to point at you accusingly.>”Me?”>”Me.”>Continue walking
>>996137>Yes, me. Me, me, me.
>>996137>ME!>(pose for the cameras)>Continue walking
>>996137You flex a bit “Yes, it’s me. Bowser! Lord of Fire, King of Cool, and strongest-““Strongest? You cheap shot me and broke my old championship belt, and now you have the guts to come here in my turf?!” he yells over you.“Please, if you were anyone worth fighting, much less cheap shotting I would remember you!” You respond in kind. The fans are dispersing and the paparazzi are taking pictures and recording the scene. This could be a surprise grudge match for the ages with how you and the bird were acting.“You…” he growls out. “I’ll show you why you don’t forget the RAWK!” He charges at you. Before jumping and flying feat first into you.>Jump>Block>Punch>Dodge>Fire Breath>Write in
>>996181>BlockProbably not a good idea for him to jump on a spiky koopa shell.
>>996181>Fire Breath"DO YOU SMELL HOW THE RAWK IS COOKIN'?"
>>996181>FireTime for chicken
>>996181Taking a quick intake of breath you lean forward and launch a stream of fire upon the poor unfortunate soon-to-be-cooked bird. Unfortunately the fire did not stop the momentum of the bird and you got a face full of foot, knocking you into the air and flat on your back.“YEAH THE RAWK IS ON FIRE!” The bird man cheers.“Uh, Mr. Hawk sir, you literally are on fire…” one of the reporters says.Finally noticing his predicament the Hawk promptly runs around screaming like a chicken without a head. A very delicious smelling chicken… Dang, you’re hungry again. The Rawk is quickly escorted away once a bucket of water is dumped on his head by the med team to make sure he is ok for his next fight.“It seems to be a stalemate for now, I can’t wait to see the actual match!” one of the reporters says. “Hey big turtle guy can you give us a statement?”“I WILL AS SOON AS SOMEONE HELPS ME UP!” You yell struggling on your shell rocking back and forth to right yourself.After you are up right the reporters start bombarding you with questions.“Who are you?” “Do you have a death wish?” “No one has beaten Rawk Hawk since Gonzales!” and many more annoying questions.In all is honesty it is giving you a bit of a headache.>Roar to get them to shut up and ask one at a time>Set them on fire>Write in
>>996218>Roar to get them to shut up and ask one at a timeDon't forget to ham it up. See if you can give the McMahon stand in a stone cold stunner.
>>996218>Roar at them to get them to shut up, then take one question at a time.
>>996247>>996251Forgot to mention>Roll 1d20 for roar best of 3
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>996267
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>996267
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>996267
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>996267
>>996276That was too close.
>>996267Might want to wait for voting to end, otherwise if someone rolls really shit for their choice, no-one would go for that choice.
>>996287When I call for a roll it means the vote is over. Sorry if I called it a bit early, getting a bit restless and want to start up the arc real quick before I end the session. I'll just give it a pass since I skipped a bunch of votes and that roll was good enough anyway.
>>996218“GRAAAA! SHUT UP! ONE AT A TIME!” You roar out silencing the reporters, much better.“Ok you there, with the face, you go first.”“Me? Oh- uh- So who are you?”“Who am I? WHO AM I? Only the baddest baddie to ever roam the lands, the lord of all fire, and the conqueror of lands; King! BOWSER!” you wait for the non-existent applause, and after a few moments deflate at the lack of it. No matter, they will be cheering your name soon enough.“Ok Mr. Bowser; how do you plan on taking on the reigning champ Rawk Hawk?”“How? I could beat that loser with a claw tied behind my back! No one gets away after picking a fight with the foulest of evil Bowser!”“But how specifically do you plan on beating him?”“It’s a simple plan, I trounce him, I win the belt. What’s to understand?”“Are you sure it will be that simple?”“As simple as making some fried chicken!” You boast.After a few more questions you are asked if you can pose for a few shots.>”I’ve got better things to do” like registering as a fighter>”Anything for the fans GRAHAHAHAHA!”>Write in
>”Anything for the fans GRAHAHAHAHA!”>>996333
>>996333>”Anything for the fans GRAHAHAHAHA!”Sign some pictures for fans, keep one for the Juice Bar (like bars do for celebrities who come in).
>>996333“Anything for the fans GRAHAHAHAHA!” You make several poses for you don’t know how long, but you give them everything you got and make sure to show them your best side. If anything you should be charging for these shots. Regardless you will get your name out there and soon steal those sheep fans that the chicken man has.You will be the having the last laugh.>Session endComments, questions, etc.
>>996375Thank you for running. Have a Happy New Year's.
>>996375>questionsFor the setting, are we going to be focusing on just the Mario games, Nintendo games, or video games in general?Also, if it's just Mario properties, is Super Mario Bros. the Movie allowed? Because I'd love some Dennis Hopper style Bowser the next time we go for Peach.
>>996401Please no to the Movie. That would be just disappointing. MM said it would be a little from everything, but Im not entirely sure how broad that statement reaches. Should be interesting regardless, I was going to write in Bowser's up smash from Smash Bros when the fucking bird was jumping on us. Let him kick some spikes instead, tear into his feet a little. When we fight him later, it should work pretty well as a counter.
>>996375It's ok. 9/10
>>996401Movie was great, what are you talking about.
>>996375Might want to leave a few more minutes for people to vote, just in case a lagging idea catches some support.Otherwise, it's a generally good quest.>>996401>>996441>the movieOh god please no.
>>996375Honestly, think Im gonna enjoy this quest. Only issue I have with it is that a few times I wrote in something, and it won, but turned out a bit different than I expected. Not bad stuff, just sort of expected Bowser to turn, pose, shout ME, and keep walking. Would have fucked with Rawk so much.
>>996375Hey can you put a link to the forum?
>>996375Kamek is male, also, he raised Bowser. Kammy is who you were thinking of.
>>996401A little bit of everything from the Mario-verse and really anything that Bowser has been in. So we could go to places like the Beanbean Kingdom from M&L Superstar Saga, to Delfino Island, to even more vague places like the entire fucking island peach apparently has for purely baseball. Same with Items abilities, and other stuff. The vanish cologne I mentioned from earlier was actually from Hotel Mario.>>996418It will be fairly broad and may even extend to the nintendo verse, unless it is something that will break the quest too early.>>996449It was more of me trying to speed things up so I could spend an hour or two with family during the 2017 ball drop.>>996454That one was more of you picking two options when I only wanted one, had there been a write in I would have accepted just saying "Me!" and walking off. Also I wanted to give us someone to beat the crap out of soon.>>997251If your talking about the discord the link from early should be working, but I'll post a new one just in case. This is a bunch of QMs and anons on this discord and my quest is under Moon_Man_Quests.https://discord.gg/7wBuZEc>>997516FUCK
>>997560Forgot thisAlso depending on how the day proceeds I may do another session today and hopefully get us into the Glitzpit
>>997564Yeah we aren't doing the session tonight, see you next week at the new times.