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Character Sheet (Full!): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk/edit?usp=sharing

Last time on EDQ... Well, we were Charlemagne and didn't do to much anyways, sadly enough.

You have however, successfully beaten off the Vietcong ambush and taken a few captives, which Charlemagne is now interrogating.

So of course, you are now Renexizious.

It's been a... Hard day, so to speak. Mostly with Maria asking you plenty of questions, such as why she occasionally bleeds from the neck, why there's staples in her neck, and so forth, while you read a half-burned book about physics. However, she is a rather good daughter and asks you if you need anything once in a while, and even cooks you some dinner as you study, fairly good too... But it is mostly vegetables and a salad with some breaded chicken and ranch. You can't tell if that's just her diet or she's trying to hint something to you.
But it is actually fairly good, and makes a nice change from the nearly 95% meat eating diet you and your wife have.

"So, do you need anything else dad?"

"No, I'm fine."

"You always say that dad."

"Because it's always true."

You give your daughter a kiss on the cheek and tell her to run off while you read a bit. She goes to the door and stops before she leaves.

"...Hey, dad?"

"What is it?"

"...Well... I was kind of wondering if I could ask you something... It's about my boyfriend."

She seems quite worried.

"What, the Serbian Emperor?"

"I mean... I really need to ask you some things dad. You know more then I do about how... Guys work... I also kind of wanted to ask you some things about mom."

You are reading a physics handbook...

If you do spare the time to talk to your daughter Maria, you'll probably run into more work to do and less SCIENCE you can do... But if you don't, she could get quite disappointed and hold it against you. But you could do science... Maybe get farther on that railgun business before you have to go to work or see your mom.

>Talk to your daughter Maria. She's more important then science.
>...SCIENCE! You have so much to do, tell Maria you'll talk later with her!
>Try to compromise?
>Multi-task. Grow Flame's head and tell him to listen to your daughter or to read the book.
>Write-in
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>>986833
>Talk to your daughter Maria. She's more important then science.
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>>986833
>Talk to your daughter Maria. She's more important then science.
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You put the book down. Science can come later, family is forever.

"Come at me, sweetie. What do you need?"

She comes up to you, a mix of being shy and nervous.

"I was... Well... I was wondering... Do you think Constantine would freak out if I was... You know. A vampire?"

She sits on your armchair, and your inner father-figure tells you to get her on your lap.

"Your worried that he wouldn't like you being a vampire?"

"I mean... Yeah. Not to mention most people I know..."

Actions

>Well, if he won't accept it, I'll force him to accept it, Maria.
>...I mean, just because your a vampire doesn't mean you don't have a heart. Look at Frankizka...
>Give your daughter a comforting hug?
>Why do you like him anyways?
>For God's sake, he has a half-dragon as a girlfriend. He'll be alright if your a half-dragon.
>I'd be more freaked out about the bleeding from your neck.
>Are you worried you'll have to hurt people too? I know my sweet daughter has some reservations about it.
>I can find you a much better boyfriend then that serb...
>Well... To be honest, I have no idea.
>Write-In
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>>986980
>I'd be more freaked out about the bleeding from your neck.
>Why do you like him anyways?
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>>986980
>...I mean, just because your a vampire doesn't mean you don't have a heart. Look at Frankizka...
>Why do you like him anyways?
>Give your daughter a comforting hug?
>>
"Well, I'd personally be more freaked out about the bleeding from your neck."

"Dad... I mean, it's nothing to worry about."

"Why did you tell me then?"

"I mean... I just wanted to know if that's supposed to happen?"

"Yeah."

"But... Thanks for the scarf. It helps hide it."

"I see... Well, I'll look into the neck bleeding. Why do you like Constantine anyways?"

"...I mean, he's kinda cute, being small and human and squishy. Just uh, don't tell him that though... And his accent is so exotic... Though he is a little... You know, gruff."

"Really?"

"You know. Occasionally leaving to join his friends in the mountain and fire guns... Apparently since you saved the two of us two years ago he's been on this "macho" thing trying to man up. Though he's a little touchy about religion and ethnicity."

"Oh, really?"

"He doesn't like Muslims at all, or anyone from Bosnia or Croatia... Even Germany too. Especially Albania or Turkey."

"Don't worry about that. Nearly every Serbian is like that. Now, continue to tell me why you like him..."

"I mean... He just cares about me and tries to have fun with me... In his weird way."

"Weird way?"

"He loves painting firearms with me, apparently... He also kind of likes me around to advise him on how to rule."

"He lets you advise him?"

"Yeah. He likes having a second opinion on the matter."

"I see."

Actions

>I don't know why your with that Serb anyways.
>What does Constantine do in the mountains? Do you know?
>I think he'll be alright with it.
>I think you should hide it from him.
>You know, I really don't know the answer to him.
>...Sounds like you just like him because of the attention he gives you.
>Wouldn't you want a nice half-dragon husband or dragon husband? I could find you some good suitors.
>I bet you'd like him a lot better if he had scales.
>...Mind if I ask why you find humans cute?
>Let's move on...
>Well, it's nice that you like him.
>Write-In
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>>986994
>I think you should hide it from him.
>Let's move on...
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>>986994
>I think he'll be alright with it.
>Well, it's nice that you like him.
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"...Well... I can't tell really. I mean, maybe you should smooth him into it. But it's nice to see that you like him."

"I mean, I'm not sure that he'll be ok with it..."

You give her a comforting hug, and pull her down to sit on the armchair.

"Well... If your worried about your morals as well, I wouldn't worry. Being a vampire doesn't mean you don't have a heart. Look at Frankizka."

"...Your second wife?" She says this with a slight bit of disdain.

"Yeah."

"...I don't know why you have more then one wife dad..."

You sigh.

"Let's not talk about that, alright? Now... Got anything else?"

"Well... Yeah. I was curious..."

"What?"

"...I was curious to know why I have green scales instead of you and mom's white scales... I mean, I know Charlemagne has this, and Julius."

Actions

>Well... Technically speaking, Julius and you aren't exactly the children of Elizabeth...
>...Just think of Liz as your mother, alright? She thinks of you as her kids, got it?
>...I'd rather not speak about this.
>Well... It's actually quite random. Most of the time a child is white, but sometimes they're a different color.
>Charlemagne was before your mom was a dragon, you know.
>Elizabeth is your mom, if that's what your asking. (Lie!)
>I mean... Well... I'll tell you later, ok?
>Write-In
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>>987002
>Well... Technically speaking, Julius and you aren't exactly the children of Elizabeth...
Liz already told Julius iirc.
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"...Well, technically speaking... Julius and you aren't exactly the children of Elizabeth."

"...What?"

"Your the child of a concubine... Emilia, I think. If I'm right. I don't recall correctly."

Maria seems... Stunned. A little agape, and a little in disbelief.

"I-I'm not... I'm not my mom's... What?"

Actions

>Sorry, I guess. Anyways, want to talk about anything else?
>...Come on, I mean, Elizabeth probably treated you a little differently.
>Comfort her a little? She needs the hug.
>...I know this must be a little hard for you, alright?
>You can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she's practically treated you like a daughter.
>Write-in
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>>987009
>Comfort her a little? She needs the hug.
>...I know this must be a little hard for you, alright?
>You can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she's practically treated you like a daughter.
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>>987009
>Comfort her a little? She needs the hug.
>...I know this must be a little hard for you, alright?
>You can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she's practically treated you like a daughter.

We're in trouble if Maria finds her real mother soon. Vilda told us that one of our old concubines was living in property and the other one she hasn't heard from in a long time.
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

You give her a tight hug...

"Come on, I know this must be a little hard for you, alright? And you can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she practically treated you like a daughter..."

Ignore my rolling pls.
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She seems very upset, and some tears come from her eyes.

"Why didn't you tell me?!"

"I mean... Well..."

"Where's my real mom then? Why isn't she here? Who was she for God's sake?"

Goddamn it, she's not taking it softly. But she's letting you hug her.

Actions

>Focus on calming her down?
>Maria... Your mother was a concubine.
>I didn't know her too well, alright? I'm sorry.
>...I don't know where she is, Maria, ok?
>Come on... Elizabeth would be a better parent then your real mom. Elizabeth took care of you while your mom is off somewhere.
>Well, your mom is a noble. Or rather, an ex noble. I kind of stripped her family's estates... After I sent her back home.
>Write-In
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>>987013
Kind of hard to do.
>>987017
>Focus on calming her down?
Emilia was the bookish quiet one right?
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>>987017
>Focus on calming her down?
Did we tell Viktor that his mom wasn't Liz?
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>>987025
Nope.

>>987018
Yep.

Yeah.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can calm down your daughter.

+3 if you can tell her why this doesn't make you love her less as one of your kids.
+2 if you can comfort her and try to be understanding.
+1 if you can try to get her to think why Liz was such a great mom to her.
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>987027
>So what if Liz isn't your mother? I still love you like my daughter. Because you are my daughter.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987027
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19+7=26

Good Success!

"So what if Liz isn't your mother? I still love you like my daughter. Because your still my daughter, alright?"

"I just... I mean..."

You wipe the tears off of her eyes.

"Just because you were born to a different mother doesn't mean that either of us stop loving you."

"...T-thanks... But... But what happened to my mom? Where is she?"

She seems a little more comfortable, but quite shocked.

Actions

>All will be answered in due time, ok?
>...She was my concubine, alright?
>She left to her family two years ago. She probably thinks your still a baby.
>I don't know, honestly.
>...I'll look for her, alright?
>...I sort of stripped the nobility of their lands so your mom may be broke and in poverty. Sorry.
>Write-In
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>>987039
>She left to her family two years ago. She probably thinks your still a baby.
We should find all our concubines and have them move back in.

Stripping the nobility of their lands with no warning or compensation may have been a dick move.
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"She left to her family two years ago. She probably thinks your still a baby."

"...R-really?"

"Yeah."

"So... Me and Julius have the same mom?"

"No. Different moms."

"Oh."

"Yeah..."

She seems to be a little sad now.

"...I can't believe that I didn't know."

"Come on. You couldn't of known."

You hug her a bit, and after a bit she gets up.

"...Did you ever look for her at all? I mean... You loved her, right?"

Actions

>...Sure. I did. (Lie)
>I honestly forgot. Sorry.
>I loved them... But I forgot about them.
>Only one of them actually liked me. The rest thought I was a monster, I think.
>I did forcibly mutate them, I think.
>I'm not sure if your mom would love me back, to be honest.
>Write-In
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>>987044
>Yes

We should start making love potions. I know it might sound a bit cheesy but it would really help.
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>>987044
>She was nice. Quiet, bookish. Though I wonder if she holds any dislike of me.
This is awkward
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"Well... I have. She was nice. Quiet. Bookish. I don't know if she dislikes me though."

"Oh..."

"Listen... Sorry for dumping all this on you. Just feel free to treat Liz like a mom. She's taken care of you since you were born."

"...I mean... Why does Elizabeth consider me her daughter?"

"Do you not want to be her daughter?"

She just seems... Really confused righ tnow.

"I mean... She's a good mom but... She's not my mom. I guess. I mean... Why does she consider me her daughter?"

Actions

>...Listen, I should talk to your mom about this.
>You should talk to your mom about this, alright?
>...Liz is a... Very tolerant person, when you think about it. I mean, just look at my love life.
>I wouldn't know, ok?
>...Listen, I promise you'll see your real mom soon.
>Write-In
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>>987049
>Liz is a very nice person when you think about it. She cared about you regardless.
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>>987049
>Liz is just a very compassionate and motherly figure. You're not the only person who she's treated like this despite being born to a different mother.
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"Liz is... She's a very nice person when you think about it. She cared about you regardless... She's a very compassionate and motherly figure, and you're not the only person who she's treated like this despite being born to a different mother."

"I mean... I guess that makes sense."

"Just go and think it over, alright?'

"...I... I mean, I will. But... Dad?"

"What?"

"...Thank you. I just... It means a lot, ok?"

"Yeah. No problem."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

+10 Relations.[/geen]

She leaves the room, some tears still in her eyes, and probably goes to her room...

After a few minutes, you hear a bell ringing urgently.

"Sir! Sir!"

You rush up the stairs and open the door.

"What is it?"

"It's your wife sir!"

"What?"

"She's... She's giving birth."

Oh shit. Right now?

You rush out to help Liz during her birth. Unlike last time, it seems to be a painful experience.

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well this goes. +2 if you can relax Elizabeth and comfort her.
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987072
Hold her claw? And tell her everything will be okay.
And try not to stare at he boobs.
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>987072
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of more ways to comfort her.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987079
Get tea and discuss British literature.
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19+5=24

Good Success!

You order some slaves to get your wife some tea as you hold one of her huge claws, and try to yell that everything will be ok. Luckily, you have only the shadow of the boobs to stare at, and after a bit she yells in pain as you try to talk about Shakespear.
You predict the yelling can be heard all the way from Stockholm... The yelling turns to a scream of pain, and a roar of fire roasting a few unfortunate slaves trying to keep her held down.

After a few minutes, she begins to lay a few eggs, her stomach quite noticeably decreasing in size for each egg.

In total, she lays five entire eggs, each one... Well, huge, scaled, and shiny, and she seems to be in quite heavy pain. One egg in particular seems to be ten feet taller then the rest and a little more shiny and stronger, feeling like steel.

Liz seems to be still in pain, and picks you up to hug you. She seems to be happy... But still quite hurt.

You theorize that she will not put you down until she is in less pain, or receives adequate love from you.

She also seems to of been in enough pain where she was crying a bit...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get your wife to put you down so you can do work.

+3 if you can tell her how well she did and how proud you are of her.
+3 if you can tell her how much you love her.
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Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>987093
>That was... Amazing Liz! You just payed a clutch of eggs. I didn't expect that. I love you.

Well I didn't expect that.
When they hatch it'll be interesting
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987093
>>
17+10=22

Good Success!

"That was... Amazing Liz! You just laid a clutch of eggs... I certainly didn't expect that... I love you, you know?"

"I know, sweetie... Ow..."

"Yeah. Can you let me down?"

"In... A little while..."

She gives you a smokey kiss.

"...I... I'll see you later tonight, right?"

"Hopefully."

She gives you a kiss.

"...So... How many kids does that make us now?"

"...Are we counting my children as well?'

"Any one of your children might as well be my children as well, you know..."

"Yeah..."

"...I'll... Well... I'll put you down in a few minutes, ok?"

"...Alright."

You wait a few minutes as your wife has the slaves clean her face with mops to get rid of the tears, and puts you down.

"...Ren?"

"What?"

"I just wanted to say I love you, ok? I love you more then how a Irishman loves his alcohol."

"That's a lot, Liz."

"I just wanted to use a metaphor... Now... I'll see you later, ok? Why don't we go out for dinner at a fancy restaurant?"

>I got it. I love you, ok?
>Give her an exact count of the children you have? (+3 to relations, but you'll have to count every child except for Victoria, who I am retconning)
>...So, we're hanging out later tonight? I might be busy.
>Sounds like fun. I'll be willing to go along.
>Eeeh.... I'm not sure.
>Would you care if I invited someone?
>...How about something other then a restaurant?
>Write-In
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>>987119
>I got it. I love you, ok?
I don't remember the exact number.
It's either 10, 14, or 15.
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>>987119
>I got it. I love you, ok?
>Give her an exact count of the children you have? (+3 to relations, but you'll have to count every child except for Victoria, who I am retconning)
Let's see.
3 different children from our old trio of concubines
Charlemagne, Revenaris, Renexizia and now this new clutch of eggs from Liz.
There's Mikhail and a couple other Elf bastards we have.
Then there's Cortez in D&D land.
Theres Basil who I think was Victoria's twin.
Joan who was born to that Danish concubine. I think she had a twin.

In total I think it should be 13. 18 counting these new eggs.
>>
"Well... I think we have eighteen children now. Counting those new eggs."

She seems quite amazed.

"Wow... That's quite a bit."

"Yeah. Now, I love you, ok?'

She kisses you and you kiss her back and leave.

On the way to actually doing work, you stop and use the restroom, and you hear footsteps enter...

You turn around to see Chrysoula grab you by your shirt's collar and lustfully make out with you... And you feel a tail whip you on the butt to scoot you towards her. She begins to shapeshift to a smaller more petite human form. Her "human" form.

It seems to be Vasura, who makes out with you and you very nearly escalate to tumbling.

"Just wanted to say to you that you might want to watch the news."

"Really? Why?"

"Oh. It might interest you."

"Really?"

"...Think of it as a chance to a big hero. I know you suffer from some... PR problems."

She gives you a kiss...

"...Just consider it as a tip between friends."

Actions

>Really? Mind if I ask what's happening?
>Thanks for it, Vasura.
>...So are we going to tumble or what?
>...Really? Sneaking into a public restroom?
>...Did you have to go as Chrysoula?
>Make out lustfully with her.
>What's going on anyways?
>Write-In
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>>987163
>Make out lustfully with her.
>Thanks for it, Vasura.
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>>987136
What about that one child, the one that is an artist? Or am I not remembering his name right?
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>>987163
>Really? Mind if I ask what's happening?
I'd prefer not to begin with Vasura right now. Our wife just gave birth and there's stuff to do.
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>>987169
I'm gonna press for this now but just remembered.

Fertility mutagen.
So if(read:when) the date escalates to tumbling we don't risk impregnating her.
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>>987166
I don't remember anything like that. I think Revenaris has a collection of paintings or something. I'm not sure if he just bought them or made them himself.
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>>987175
Revenaris paints.
He's made copies of famous paintings himself.
He keeps the paintings as a part of his horde
>>
You make out lustfully with her, squeezing her perfect ass...

"Thank you, Vasura."

"Oh... No problem. I set up my room for later. And if you do actually want to talk instead of tumble... It's open too."

"I see."

"Don't see why we can't do both though... It would be... Interesting."

She gives you a kiss.

"Now, go and get something done. We'll talk later."

"Right."

You leave after making out with her and go to quickly see the news.

It seems that Vasura was telling you about a... Oooh. Some criminals have pulled a sort of heavily-armed heist... On a government bank.
Those risky mother fuckers.

You could move to protect your horde, or just do something else... But no doubt you'll get some hero points for personally stopping a heist or criminal activity. Like a superhero.
And protect your money.
It may be a little risky, as they seem heavily organized and armed, and killing and crushing them in your dragon form isn't an option due to the money being damage or crushed to mush. Oh, and the hostages. There seems to be quite a few.

Actions

>Listen a little more to the news about the heisters. You want as much info as possible.
>...See into personally directing the police forces. You are not risking valuable government money just for personal glory.
>...Your going in personally. In a dragon form.
>Go in a different form?
>Bring someone you know to help?
>Try to call the police sergeant and try to figure out who these heisters are.
>...Maybe you can try to recruit them?
>Nah, not worth it. Do something else.
>Read some documents about the bank and try to figure out how much the bank is holding.
>Write-In
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>>987187
>Listen a little more to the news about the heisters. You want as much info as possible.
>Go in a different form?
Sneeki Breeki elf form
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>>987187
>...Your going in personally. In a dragon form.
Just shapeshift into Half-dragon form when we get there.
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>>987187
>...Your going in personally. In a dragon form.
Could we try loyalty pheromones?
>>
You decide to listen to the news a little more.

It seems there's only six actual confirmed heisters. One seems to have a sniper rifle, another seems to have a machine gun... One of the light ones, and another seems to have a shotgun...
From what you can tell, the bank is barricaded up with wooden boards, and are heavily organized, armed, and extremely lethal, with nearly twenty cops already confirmed dead or wounded. Half-dragon cops.

It's also confirmed that there's over a dozen hostages, and three police hostages that have surrendered in a SWAT assault in the back.

There's also reports of them having gas masks, armed with military armor...
Jesus, these guys are hardcore, not to mention extremely lethal for mowing down twenty half-dragon cops.

Actions

>...Try to research a little more about the bank?
>...With them having this heavy gear and equipment, there might be a paper record. Try to look through documents about missing guns from the military.
>Not worth it if they can mow down twenty half-dragon cops... Do something else.
>...Police? The police aren't too useful. Get the military deployed to handle the situation handled faster and better.
>...Call the police sergeant for more information they might not be telling the news!
>Head down there in your dragon form.
>Go in an alternate form!
>Write-In
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>>987216
>...Call the police sergeant for more information they might not be telling the news!
Guess it isn't going to be that easy.
>Go in an alternate form!
Elf
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>>987216
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALL OF OUR COPS AND ARMED FORCES ARE A DISGRACE. MARS IS RIGHT.
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>>987226
The ancient Draconic races of old had one glaring weakness.

Fucking snipers.
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>>987216
>...Call the police sergeant for more information they might not be telling the news!
WHAT THE FUCK DO OUR COPS EVEN HAVE? SQUIRT GUNS?!?

>>987229
This is just sad on our part.
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>>987231
Well snipers really are a bitch for dragons.
We're big and slow and AP rounds are a bitch.
If they get your eye?
RIP
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>>987238
I know about the white death incident but this looks like fucking stormtrooper/saturday morning cartoon levels of incompetence from our police. They're suppose to be Giants made of muscle and flesh. Shit like this fucking triggers me like scientific errors for that other anon.
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>>987253
Thats me.
And this is more a david and golaith situation.
This goes to show we need less tanks in our police force because when criminals bring the anti armor we get fucked.
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>>987253
>>987238
Guys I think we had best just set up a stronger guard around them while we prepare to breach.


Speaking of which, this is a good time to unleash our special project from the start of the quest; the mutagen horror. Sadly this would result in the loss of all hostages.


Alternatively we gather our specialists; claw, the white death, our new merc, etc and then breach the bank with them.


Alternatively we just charge in and kill everything.
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>>987226
Just gonna point out that this is cops versus heavily armed individuals with plenty of experience and organization. No military deployed yet really.

You call the police sergeant for more information.

You learn that the machinegunning heister is set up in the teller stands and is mowing down ANYONE who enters, and so far has proven impossible to dislocate. The upper second story also has a sniper which the police are unable to deal with, who's taking out all the police snipers and been taking care of police officers left and right.
A third heister armed with an assault rifle also seems to be supporting the machine gunner.

The police sergeant also tells you there's three other entrances. One in the alleyway behind the bank, using ventilation. It seems the heisters took that way into the building and might of booby trapped it... Or might of not. The man sent in through the vents haven't reported back yet, and it goes to the second story.
The second way in is in the staff entrance, which may be guarded or booby-trapped, but is close to the vault and allows you to flank the machine-gunner.
The third way in is through the roof and a skylight. It seems the heisters haven't exactly covered that possibility, but there's no access to the roof... And it'll create a lot of noise breaking the skylight.

The police sergeant also reports that the vault inside the bank has been opened already, and that the sniper and machinegunner be your highest priority.
He also mentions that the entire treasury sum in the building is about 15$ Million.

The police sergeant also mentions the lack of cover in the main lobby, moved by the heisters, and that it's quite possible the machinegunner is using modified ammunition to rip through scales and armor.

He also tells you that it will be impossible for the heisters to escape since every exit and entrance is blocked off and heavily guarded.

Actions

>Go down in your dragon form. You'll roast them out or force them out.
>Shapeshift to a different form and go through a secondary entrance or the front doors.
>...Try to think of a way to get to the skylight?
>Order the military to help?
>Write-In

Gonna be back in a while anons.
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>>987270
>Shapeshift to a different form and go through a secondary entrance or the front doors.
>Order the military to help?
iirc Drow have something like an aura of darkness which makes them more stealthy.
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>>987270
We need to assemble an A-Team
Us
Simo
Frankizka
Claw
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You decide to order the military to help. They should prove MUCH more effective.

You shapeshift to your drow form.

Are you taking anyone with you?

>Yes! (Specify who?)
>No.
>Fly somewhere to get someone?
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>>987283
You are forgetting some of the other assets we can mobilise;

1) Khornate followers under our command. Risky, imprecise but highly willing to charge a machine gun.

2) Our american elf mercenary. Precise but relatively weak.

3)
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>>987286
Bring Franzizka. Simp lives all the way in Finland and every minute counts bringing him here doesn't sound good.
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>>987286
>Yes! (Specify who?)
Claw
Frankizka
>>
So bring Frankizka and Claw?
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>>987305
Yes
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>>987305
I remember why we have claw now.
He's a bullet sponge
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You bring Frankizka and Claw.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if the situation gets better or worse.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>987320
>>
5

By the time you get Claw and Frankizka, it seems the police force is pinned and the military still hasn't arrived yet.

You fly overhead... Where to land?

>Swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift! Hopefully you can roll and you don't miss!
>Land next to one of the entrances! (Lobby, Maintenance, or Staff Entrance)
>Get Claw to shapeshift to his giant wolf form.
>Get Frankizka to shift to her bat form.
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>987320
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>>987348
>>Swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift! Hopefully you can roll and you don't miss!
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>>987348
>Get Claw to shapeshift to his giant wolf form.
>Get Frankizka to shift to her bat form.
>Swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift! Hopefully you can roll and you don't miss!

We have the cause fear spell.
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You swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can land everyone well.

Also, any particular form? Keep in mind it should be strong enough to break or cut through the skylight. So stronger then a normal person.
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987364
Half-Dragon. I feel like if we shift into Dragotaur that will cause too big of an impact.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987364
Dragotaur.
This situation calls for it.
Sadly
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Dragotaur
2=Half-Dragon
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You use your half dragon form and prepare to smash the skylight. You see the machinegunner below smoking a cigarette and one of his friends also smoking.

What do?

>Break the skylight and drop down!
>Send Frankizka to scout through maintence! Maybe she can take out the sniper?
>Send Claw down once you break the skylight?
>Shapeshift!
>Write-In
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>>987383
>Break the skylight and drop down!
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>>987383
>Send Frankizka to scout through maintence! Maybe she can take out the sniper?
If she could dominate them that'd be good
>>
Waiting fifteen more minutes.
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>>987383
Half dragons have died to the machine Gunner right?
Do they have the hostages at gun point?
Do we know if they have AP rounds or something
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>>987401
Yes,you don't know, and you know the MG has AP.
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>>987407
>MG with AP rounds

Let's just send in frankizka.
I don't want to risk the hostages and we aren't sneaky.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Break the skylight!
2=Scout through maintence!
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can disable one of the guys while you jump through the skylight.
+1 if you can shout anything intimidating as they look up to see an angry half-dragon who's horde is getting looted by some heist faggots.
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987437
>GEEEET DUNKED ON FAGGOTS!
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987437
>>
16+5=21

Success!

You yell something vulgar out and bodyslam the machinegunner's friend, who drops the cigarette and realizes what's going on to rush for the gun...

Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get him down before he gets to it!

+2 for creative ways to take him down.
+1 if you can use your best friend Claw to help get him stuck in a sticky situation.
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987476
Have claw throw a slime ball at him.
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987480
>Taking out and throwing part of himself at the hostiles
I'm not against this but it just sounds kinda weird.
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>>987494
He's done it before.
Slime biology is weird.
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14+5=19

Good Success!

Claw takes a ball of slime and hurls it to the machinegunner, knocking him down and sticking him to the floor.

The two of you hear a shout from inside the vault... Probably the other guy checking to see what's going on.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince him that nothing's wrong.
+2 if you can reassure him.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987579
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987579
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987579
"Oy, I just knocked my toe, everything's fine. Outchie."
>>
17+4=21

Good Success!

You give a half-assed excuse and move to take out the people in the safe...
While Frankizka goes to take care of the sniper.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Frankizka can sneak up to him.
+2 if you can think of ways to knock him out or kill him.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>988364
Breath attack.
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>988364
Just drain him.
He'll be paralyzed while we do it and we can knock him out.
Plus food.
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Allowing a samefag.
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>988578
Cast necrotic bolt.
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>988364
Surprise kiss kiss in the neck!
>>
You know your schedule is fucked up when you wake up at 12PM at night.

14+7=21

Good Success!

You decide to drink a little of his blood. Enough to knock him out.

You get up close to him, and he doesn't seem to notice you.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you are successful.
+2 if you can scare him.
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>>990386
Mate I haven't went to sleep yet and it is nearly 9 AM. I am nearing the point that my family will wake and complain to me about just sitting in my room on my computer.


Luckily I have fuck all to do so they can't complain...
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990386
"Boo"
>>
Critical Failure!

You sneak up to him... And say... Boo.

He immediately shoves you off of him and pins you on the floor. To his credit, it seems he was about to hit you with the butt of his rifle but stopped.

"Get the fuck down damn it!"

He begins to reach for some cable ties, as he pins you on the ground.

Shit, you are in a bad position, with your face digging into the carpet.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can break his grab.
+2 if you can come up with ideas on how to do so.
>>
Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990458
Change form into a bat / mist form (I can't remember which we got) and back. That shit odd to get us free or at least startle him
>>
8+6=14

For such a good idea, autosuccess.

You shift to your bat form, startling the man, as you fly off to a vent.

He looks quite confused.

"What the fuck?"

He seems to be reaching for a radio in his pocket... Probably to tell his friends what happened.

Actions

>Sneak behind him?
>Attack him head on!
>Just wait... Maybe he'll turn around or become more vulnerable.
>Cast a spell.
>Try to dominate him?
>Write-In
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990458

Bite his fingers!
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>>990525

Well I was too late

>Try to dominate him?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can dominate him.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990529

Let's do it, also QM. Have you ever checked our any of the World of Darkness games?
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>>990531

I meant out but apparently I somehow own White Wolf.

Now to purge it of hippies
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>990531
I have a little. I just owned the vidijia game of Vampire The Masquerade.

12+4=16

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20 and I'll roll you a 1d20. Only one roll allowed.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>990534

Shit, forgot to roll
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>>990534
>>990535

Nevermind me I'm apparently going insane, thanks. Tzeentch.

Anyways want me to tell more about the WoD games QM?
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15

Good Success!

You fly over to the sniper and shapeshift... And begin to dominate him.

You are halfway done dominating him, but he is trying to resist...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to dominate him!
+1 if you can distract him.

>>990536
Basically everything is a little more edgy.
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990537

>Your wife is cheating on you!

But don't you want to know about mad scientists wizards? A machine that takes Clarke's third law to the extreme? Precursor vampires who're dicks? Weresharks?
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>>990538

Shit on my grave and call me Benito
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>>990538
...Personally I'm neutral on the whole WoD setting.

You attempt to distract him by yelling that his wife is cheating...
Which works against you and he shakes out of it.

"What... What's going on?"

He seems to be strongwilled, and is shaking out of it...
Fuck.

You move closer to knock him out, but he lifts up his rifle at you.

"What the fuck are you?!"

He seems to have a hint of being afraid, and is pointing a high powered sniper rifle right at you... He seems to have noticed your vampirism. Fuck.

Actions

>Attempt to escape!
>Try to dominate him again!
>Cast a spell?
>Try to convince him to put down his weapon?
>Rush him!
>Write-In
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>>990540

I just want to get the sweet reality warping powers mages have. And kill off all the werewolves in that setting

>Try to dominate him again!
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>>990542
Mind if I ask why? Are they furfaggots or something?

Roll me a 1d20+2 to dominate him.
+2 if you can use persuasive arguments for him to not think your a vampire.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990545

>I'm just a basement dweller! And I filed my teeth one time

They're super-hippies and Luddites. Also one way another werewolf is made is by one of them tumbling with an actual wolf.

I shit you not.

Although there is one manly group of them that are viking werewolves that I admit are....fine.
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>>990549
Holy fuck who writes that shit, that's fucking degeneracy.

I mean, you can do hippie werewolves to a point where it's entertaining, but don't make them ALL fucking luddites and shit. Such as the typical hippie with the peace signs and says "peace" and smokes pot. That can be entertaining for a gag, but don't fucking try and put all environmental bullshit on every single one. That goes from a gag to a fag.

Just don't tell me that they fucking want to genocide humanity for making industry or want the world to go back to banging rocks or something. That's downright retarded.
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>>990549
Also, gonna take a wild guess that the writer is female.
And probably has a bestiality fetish or is a hippie.

5+4=9

Good Failure!

He panics at your excuse and fires his rifle towards you.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to dodge thanks to being a vampire and being able to dodge shit!
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990551

They tried genocide on mankind once, didn't work out because their goddess earth said.

"Stop being assholes you fur covered faggots! You got other shit to deal with!"

But to be fair there are werewolves who hang out in cities.

>>990552

Why not both?
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>>990553
For fuck's sake, I knew that the WoD werewolves had some faggotry going on, but Jesus, that is a lot.

Any other faggotry/degeneracy/liberal bullshit?

15+5=20

Good Success!

You dodge out of the way of a bullet and lunge towards the sniper who's panicking now.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

Roll me a 1d20+5 to pin him down!
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990556
"A wife to a dragon, a vampire from another dimension and as of this moment very pissed off! Now stop struggling, I am on a schedule here!"
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990556

There were other werethings once, and now they're gone. Thanks to these assholes.

Goodbye werecoyotes, werebears, wereboars, werebats, wererats, werelizards.

Thankfully there's two guys willing to kill them all off.
>>
Allowing a samefag.
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990562
>>
9+5=14

Borderline Failure!

He dodges narrowly as you try to pin him down and he goes to get his pistol to fire at you!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to dodge!
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990574

I'm impressed with this guy
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

11+4=15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20 and I'll roll you a 1d20!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>990584

Take this!
>>
17

Amazing Success!

You roll out of the way of the pistol shots, and he runs out of ammo... He's at this point in a full blown panic and is trying to quickly reload...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can attack him!
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990589

QM? Did you see that oWoD werewolves need to be exterminated?
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10+4=14

Minor Failure!

You once again lunge to attack him, but he pistol whips you, giving you a bloody nose and knocking you back... Shit.

He reloads his pistol in the time you take to get up and prepares to fire...

Actions

>Dodge out of the way!
>Give him a surprise attack!
>Cast a spell!
>Lunge for the gun?
>Write-In
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>>990593
>Give him a surprise attack!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for a surprise attack.
+4 if you can think of an idea on how to sneak attack him.
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990602
I'd have an idea but I literally just woke up
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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>990602

Punch him in the dick, that'll surprise him
>>
9+8=17

Minor Success!

You lunge towards him... And punch him right in the dick. He protects his gnads, but it's too late, and he goes to his knees, and his gun goes to the corner of the room...

Actions

>Dominate him!
>Try to kill him?
>Knock him out. Drain a little bit of his blood.
>Write-In
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>>990608

>Dominate him!

One more try and then I'm done
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 to dominate him.
+2 if you can try to get him to think why being dominated is far better then resisting.
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990614

>It'll all be over soon, it's all ogre now.

And creepily stroke his face, just to see him squirm
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18+3=21

Good Success!

You stare at him and begin to bring him under your control... After a minute you successfully dominate him and he stops resisting.

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You have decided to go into the vault and knock some people around.
Which is... Well...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well it's going.
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990617

It's going to be terrible
>>
14+5=19

Good Success!

You pick up two of the heisters by the back of their shirts and are currently glaring at them.

"So, you think you can rob a bank, kill my police officers, and STEAL my money?"

The two robbers are terrified... You already can tell they're hired hands, not really the brains of this operation...

Actions

>...Continue to glare at them?
>...Ask them who hired them.
>...Tell them that they're working for you now.
>Knock them out.
>...Kill them for daring to try and steal your money.
>...Give them a rather "harsh" enslavement. As in, enslave them and make sure they get the worst tasks you can give them.
>...Make an example out of one. Just to terrify the other.
>Just arrest them. They'll be imprisoned for a long time.
>Write-In
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>>990621
>...Tell them that they're working for you now.
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>>990621

>...Ask them who hired them.
>Write-In

>"If you don't tell me anything then I will do things that make what the Japanese did to Nanking look like a relief effort in comparison."
>>
"So... Congratulations. You are working for Renexizious Enterprises now. So, tell me... Who hired you? And if you don't tell me, I'll do things that make Japan's occupation of Nanking look like a relief effort in comparison..."

"I-I don't consent!"

You sigh.

"That came out wrong. I'm not raping you. Just tell me who hired you."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can intimidate them.

Additional +3 if you can scare them a little.
+2 if you can tell them of the horrible things you could do to them.
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990626

>I could easily burn you to a crisp, flay you alive, castrate you, I could go for a quick snack, or....I could make you immortal, but in endless pain with no way of escaping it. You would have no mouth, and would want to scream."

And slowly go closer to them, right up into their faces
>>
>>990629

Shit I forgot to add in the addition +whatever
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8+10=18

Success!

"I can easily burn you to a crisp, flay you alive, castrate you... You know, I could go for a quick snack if I felt kind. Or, if you piss me off, I could make you immortal in endless pain with no way of escaping it... No mouth, and you'd want to scream..." You say cruelly to the heisters.
Claw kinda backs away from you after you say that.

"But..."

"Tell me."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish intimidating them.

+2 if you can intimidate and scare them further.
+5 if you want to make an example out of one of them, but Claw might be a little freaked out by your ruthlessness.
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>990633

>Tick-tock, tick-tock. The longer you wait the more hungry I get....and the more tasty you start to look.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can indeed be more intimidating.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>990642

Sing creepy lullabies to them
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>>990643

That just sounds like going insane anon.
>>
Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>990645

That's the point

Anyways! Flay one guy's finger
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7+12=19

Good Success!

"Tick tock, tick tock. The longer you wait, the more hungry I get. And the more tasty you start to look."

You begin to cut one of the criminal's fingers and he breaks.

"Ok! It was Torsten's idea!"

"Who's that?"

"I-I don't know! We just got a letter and some money if we helped!"

"Really?"

"We're just hired goons!"

"I see... How did you plan on getting out anyways?"

"I mean... Most of the money has already been taken. We're just hitting the deposit boxes."

"...How?!"

"Some of the guys took the money through the sewer line!"

"Really? How?"

"They drilled through the basement to the sewer!"

Fuck...

Actions

>How far away are they now?
>...How are they transporting it?
>Your story better hold up.
>...How much money did they get away with?
>How did you get your gear? Your guns and armor?
>...Who's the machinegunner and the guy supporting him? And who's the sniper?
>Tell me about this Torsten guy? Did you ever meet him face to face?
>Write-In
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>>990653

>How far away are they now?
>...How are they transporting it?
>...How much money did they get away with?
>How did you get your gear? Your guns and armor?
>...Who's the machinegunner and the guy supporting him? And who's the sniper?
>Tell me about this Torsten guy? Did you ever meet him face to face?

You know I thought up a great name for another headmate who breaths(spews?) water, or one that lets out radiation
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"How far away are they now?"

"I mean, probably at the city limits..."

"Shit. How are they transporting it?"

"They're taking a inflatable motor boat down the sewer."

"Damn... How much money did they get away with?"

"I mean... Eight million? I think? I don't know. Could be ten million even."

"Fuck... How did you get your gear? Guns and armor?"

"We only have pistols... But the machinegunner was in the military and knew a few people... The sniper got his rifle for cheap from the Finns. Most of our gear is ex-military."

"Goddamn it... Is the Machinegunner Swedish?"

"He's German..."

For fuck's sake... Did the Germans give them this shit?

"So the Germans gave you this stuff?"

"I mean... The machinegunner guy got it from the Germans with a few bribes."

"Who's the sniper?"

"He's Lambart... A hunter who doesn't really have much money and wanted to strike it rich."

"Alright, and the man supporting the machinegun?"

"That's Ored... The technician, actually. Kind of nerdy but good with electronics. Even got us past the alarm. Until the manager was called and no one answered."

"I see... What about Torsten? Ever meet him face to face?"

"As far as I know, no one has... I heard he's a big shot though."

Actions

>Knock them out?
>Apologize for threatening them?
>...You know, your little gang could be very useful in "wealth appropriation", wouldn't it?
>Kill them.
>Write-In
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>>990663

>Apologize for threatening them?
>...You know, your little gang could be very useful in "wealth appropriation", wouldn't it?

Welcome to conscription!
>>
>>990663
>Knock them out?
>>
>>990663
>Apologize for threatening them?
>Knock them out?


We can deal with them later.
>>
"Yeah. Now sorry about threatening you.."

You bang the two of them against each other and both are knocked out...

Actions

>Go and check on your wife?
>Try to get the police to find the escape boat?
>Head home. You have a date with Elizabeth, after all.
>Write-In
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>>990668
>Try to get the police to find the escape boat?
>>
>>990668

>Try to get the police to find the escape boat?
>Head home. You have a date with Elizabeth, after all.
>>
You tell the police to try and find the escape boat, and you begin to head home while the heisters are taken into custody.

You also see that the local news is putting you in a very positive light, and you go to find Elizabeth... After all, you have a date with her.
You do note that Frankizka has a bloody nose however, and goes to clean it.

You see that Elizabeth is in her half-dragon form... And has GREATLY lost weight, but still looks a bit...Well... Puffy, so to speak. She could certainly stand to lose... Fifty pounds or so. Maybe eighty, from all that baby fat.
But still.
Those boobs are great.

You can choose to go on your date with Elizabeth, or do something else before she wakes up.

>Go see Frankizka?
>Go see Vasura?
>Maybe you can get some science in...
>Check on Maria.
>Go on a date with Elizabeth.
>...Check with Chrysoula? Maybe you can get Elizabeth to lose some weight with Chrysoula. Maybe.
>Just uh... Get into bed with Elizabeth. For a minute. Or two.
>Go see a friend?
>You know... You did say to your mom you'd be back in her dimension to be with Cortez. She might get pissed at you... You know, leaving your son after giving an excuse and leaving for a few days after you said you'd be back.
>Write-in
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>>990674
>Go on a date with Elizabeth.
After this we'll go and see Cortez.
>>
You begin to wake up Elizabeth, and to go on a date with her...She seems to be elated that you and her are spending time again.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can find an appropriate restaurant both of you will like.

+2 if you can guess what type of restaurant Renexizious and Elizabeth would prefer.
+1 if you can flirt with Elizabeth on the way to find one.
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>>990684
French
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7+4=11

Ultra Amazing Godlevel Failure.

You drive up to a french restaurant, and Elizabeth seems amused.

"What, is this a joke or something? You can't be serious."

Actions

>...What? No. Let's just uh... Let's find another restaurant.
>...Convince her that it's not that bad?
>Come on. I bet they have good food.
>Well, the French do have better food then the British, just saying.
>Write-In
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>>990694
>...What? No. Let's just uh... Let's find another restaurant.
Just no.
If we're really eating foreign bgo Italian.
>>
You decide to get some Italian food, with Elizabeth of course likes over food.

After a bit you pull up and begin to get some dinner with Elizabeth... You don't seem to be recognized...

Actions

>Talk to Elizabeth?
>Just eat some dinner with her. (Timeskip)
>...So... Liz? What's your plans since you gave birth?
>I just wanted to say I'm awfully proud of you for having five eggs... I know you were in a lot of pain, Liz.
>So I was curious if you wanted to work off your baby fat...
>...So how is it being able to move again?
>Write-In
>>
>>990704
>Talk to Elizabeth?
>>
>>990704
>Talk to Elizabeth?
>>
You decide to talk to Elizabeth.

"So... What are you having?"

"I never had a pizza before. Maybe some breadsticks and garlic sauce to go with it. It sounds quite appeasing. Maybe with triple pepperonis. That sounds quite good. And sausage."

"Right. Well, I might just have some pasta."

She smiles.

"You know, it's nice to be together after my pregnancy... I hate being in bed all day. I felt like a baby unable to leave a crib for God's sake."

"I'm just happy your out and we can be together again."

"Great. How was spending time at your mother's residence anyways?"

Actions

>...It was... Well... Kind of boring and complicated.
>I had a fun and great time.Plenty of pastries. Meat in pastries... Yeah.
>You do love your sausage don't you? Wouldn't you just rather... You know, call it Brautwurst?
>I had a good time there.
>You might be getting another child to take care of... A boy called Cortez. Sort of Spanish...
>Well, I found out I had a child called Cortez... Who seems competent, if a bit awkward in private.
>Write-In
>>
>>990710
>I had a good time there.
>Well, I found out I had a child called Cortez...
>>
>>990710
>You do love your sausage don't you? Wouldn't you just rather... You know, call it Brautwurst?
>I had a good time there.
>Well, I found out I had a child called Cortez... Who seems competent, if a bit awkward in private.
>>
"You do love your sausage don't you? Wouldn't you prefer to call it Brautwurst?"

She looks down in her menu, carefully lifting it up to hid a tinge of embarrassment.

"What, do you think I'm German or something?"

"Well, I did see your human form have some beautiful blond locks once..."

She nervously laughs...

"You are such a joker... You know, maybe a Pepsi would be good. Such a foreign American beverage... Expensive too."

"Never had it. I'll probably drink a little Coca Cola though."

"But about your mothers..."

"Oh, you know. I had a good time there... Found out I had a child called Cortez...."

She sighs a little in disappointment.
You have lost slight relations with Elizabeth. -2
Total Relations: +98

"Really? Another child out of wedlock..."
She gives a shake of disappointment as she reads the menu.

Actions

>Come on... Don't act like that...
>Sorry... I just can't help it.
>Don't push any further on this topic.
>Come on. Why don't I get you something nice? How would a slice of cake sound for desert?
>Write-In
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>>990719
>Don't push any further on this topic.
>Not to be busy but I think you should order something on the healthier side. You have quite a bit of baby fat on you.
>>
>>990719
>Write-In.
Wisdom check to know the best way to proceed in this conversation?
Time to use that stay for once.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Don't push on the topic.
2=Wisdom check!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to do a wisdom check.
+2 if you can guess why she doesn't exactly like you going out to tumble other women.
+1 if you can self justify it.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990729
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990729
Well chromatic dragons aren't good at well.
Chastity.
>>
19+5=24

Good Success!

You predict that she would rather ignore the fact that her husband goes out and cheats, and that talking about that is a sore and sensitive topic... And no doubt one she'd like to talk about privately. You think that just moving on in the conversation or trying to justify it to her is probably the best.

Actions

>Touch the subject, as risky as it is.
>...Just give her a quick justification.
>...You know Liz, if you really dislike it, you could always tell me.
>...Why don't you like it at all, Liz? Just curious.
>Think about asking her later?
>Write-In
>>
>>990742
>Move on.....
>>
You decide to move on in the conversation.

"So, anyways..."

"What?"

"Well... I just wanted to say your beautiful. But you do have a lot of baby at. Maybe you should... You know, order something light."

"...Ren, I just had five children. I think a little bit of eating and resting is nice, with some food of my choice."

You sigh.

"I just don't want you to gain weight."

"Ren, I'm not going to gain weight. I'll do some jogging tommorow if that'll please you."

"I guess... Just work off the weight."

After a bit her soda gets here and she eagerly drinks it, as you drink your Coca Cola.

"...So, Ren?"

"What?"

"...You remember that dimension... You know, the one in the future?"

"Oh, yes?"

"...I've been wondering... Do you... Do you think my mom would think I'm a good person and a good ruler? I mean... I think she's alive in that dimension and... I've been wondering if maybe we should see her... But I'm wondering... What do you think she'd think of me? You know... Turning into a dragon and married to the Emperor of Europe..."

Actions

>I think she'd be proud of you.
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
>I think she'd like you.
>...I kind of miss her, you know?
>Let's move on, ok? I don't want to talk about this.
>I don't think it's a good idea to meet your mother... She may not remember you.
>Talk about a different topic? ( Specify)
>Write-in
>>
>>990748
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
If we go back there we should prepare a shapeshifting mutagen.
>>
>>990748
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
>I think she'd be proud of you.
>Write-in
"I think the dragon part might be a bit too left field for her to have an opinion on it beyond a general statement."
>>
"Well, I don't know. But I think she'd be proud of you. Though the dragon part is a bit too left field for her to have an opinion on it beyond a general statement."

"Yeah... I miss her already... I can't believe it's been two years..."

"Come on... Let's eat a little."

You eat and drink a little with Elizabeth... Though finally you get your eyes off of the prize being the breasts... They've... Wow, they're great for a half-dragon. Just uh, saying. It seems Elizabeth is alright with having your attention down below, so to speak.

Actions

>Talk generally?
>Talk about something specific? (Specify!)
>Talk to one of your headmates?
>...Maybe try to woo her a little.
>...Mention that she could probably exercise with Chrysoula a little.
>Just finish dinner.
>Write-In
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>>990753
>Talk generally?
>...Mention that she could probably exercise with Chrysoula a little.

We should talk to Marcus, our Kobold artisan, soon. I feel like he could be helpful for when the Legates daughter arrives.
>>
>>990753
>Talk generally?
>>990757
Still need to keep some information hidden until we win her loyalty
>>
>>990758
Marcus might be useful towards us in that regard. We could tell him to tell her specifically what we want. Stuff like falsifying information about the surface world.
>>
You talk generally with Elizabeth.

"So anyways..."

"Oh, by the way... I heard you were digging a pool underground."

"I am indeed."

"I even heard your trying to make it quite classical. That's quite interesting, Ren."

"Oh yeah... It'll be great."

"Oh, by the way... I got you a Christmas present."

"Really?"

"Well... It's a painting of you from Revenaris. I sent him the canvas and everything..."

"Oh, nice..."

"Yeah... You know Ren... I'll hate it when I have to go back to Britian."

"Really?"

"Well... My palace... Thanks to my daughter, will take two years to rebuild... And to debutter the floors, fix the plumbing..."

Actions

>I wish you could stay with me forever, Liz... I mean, honestly... Why do you have to go back to Britian...
>...I'll miss you when you leave...
>You could just stay here with me you know...
>God, I don't want to talk about you leaving.
>Write-In
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>>990772
>...I'll miss you when you leave...
>You could just stay here with me you know...
>>
>>990772
>...I'll miss you when you leave...
Call insane but I think Kobolds would be really good at fixing the British palace.
>>
>>990777
You're insane
Liz wouldn't want traps in her palace.
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>>990778
We could have the Kobolds not build traps
>>
>>990782
>Kobold constructionist
>Not making traps.
Is this the part where I laugh?

Also Liz wouldn't want her palace repaired by a foreign empire(that isn't us)
>>
"I'll miss you when you leave. You could always stay here with me you know..."

"...That'd be hard, Ren... You and I know it."

You sigh.

"Well, guess I'll just have to break your palace down so you'll spend time with me."

You at this point, finish your food and begin to get up and get to the car.
You and Liz sit down in the car and you put the key into the ignition.

"...Thank you for spending time with me. You know, we haven't exactly done that too often... I really miss it."

She gives you a kiss on the mouth... You see her large tracks of land infront of you...

Actions

>...Kiss her in return and begin to make out?
>Hey... Feel like... Tumbling when we get home? Just saying.
>Let's just get home, ok?
>...You don't have to reward me, God...
>...Fondle her breasts. You can't help it.
>Write-In
>>
>>990795
>...Fondle her breasts. You can't help it.
>...Kiss her in return and begin to make out?
>Hey... Feel like... Tumbling when we get home? Just saying.
>>
>>990790
>Also Liz wouldn't want her palace repaired by a foreign empire(that isn't us)
She's a Scottish-German who pretends to be English. She shouldn't have any issues with a bunch of Kobolds refurbishing her palace as long as they're efficient.

Besides, only Ren has met and complained about Kobold traps and he's a fucking pussy.

>>990795
>Let's just get home, ok?
>>
>>990801
>Asks you to crawl through a field of machineguns with no prior knowledge of the correct path
>Pussy
Have you ever been shot at?
Or died?

Ren has reason to avoid death.

Also Liz tries to push for British things hard.
She tried to call a British physician over hear instead of using a swedish one.
>>
You kiss her in return... And put your hand on her breasts...
Oh my God, they're so soft for a half-dragon and so smooth...

"Hey... Why don't we tumble a little at home?"

"..Why not now?"

She begins to make out with you wildly and lustfully...

Actions

>Try to resist the temptations and just drive home!
>Let's just save it for home, ok?
>...Goddamn it, fine. You'll tumble her right now.
>...Why not here and at home?
>Write-In
>>
>>990804
>Also Liz tries to push for British things hard.
She has no problem with us pushing our Dragon D into her
>>
>>990808
>Try to resist the temptations and just drive home!
>>
>>990808
>...Goddamn it, fine. You'll tumble her right now.
Little reminder to pull out.
>>990809
>SlowClap.png
>>
>>990808
>Try to resist the temptations and just drive home!
I'll switch to this.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

You... You attempt to resist and stop fondling and try to focus on the road.
Liz is a little disappointed...

You eventually get home and pull up...

>Tumble Elizabeth in your lair?
>...No, you have things to do besides that... Go do some work.
>Leave and fly to your mom's place... You should see your son and mom.
>...Go do some science!
>>
>>990815
>Leave and fly to your mom's place... You should see your son and mom.
It's super serious
>>
>>990815
>...Go do some science!
By that I mean get the limb regrowth mutagen.
Then go to mom's place.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Leave and fly to your mom's place!
2=Go do some science!
>>
>>990823
Shit wait get Revenaris before we go.
We said we'd take him.
>>
You get out of the car, shapeshift... And fly to your mom's dimension.

Elizabeth feels a little ignored and confused from you going to tumble her one minute to ignoring her advances the next.
-1 to relations.

Liz however has had a great time other then that, so a +3 to relations.

You begin to fly to your mother's place...

Hey... Maybe we should take Rosa along?

Really?

Yeah... Oh, and Revenaris...We should take him along for Liz... Rosa though is... Well, she's a spellcaster after all. And Cortez's mother.

Actions

>Take Rosa!
>Take Revenaris!
>Take Maria... She needs to be cheered up a little... And you could always use her as an offering to your mom.
>...Take a friend or a child?
>Don't take anyone.
>Write-In
>>
>>990833
>Take Rosa!
>Take Revenaris!
>>
You decide to take Rosa and Revenaris, and fly back to your mom's dimension.

Where to fly to?

>Your mom's lair?
>Explore a little?
>Fly to the Duchy!
>>
>>990849
>Fly to the Duchy!
>>
You begin to fly to the duchy...

Would anons roll me a 1d20 please?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>990854
Witness me.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>990854
>>
13

You fly to the duchy, and land not too far away from it...

Revenaris seems amazed that everything is... Medieval, and you begin to walk into the duchy... When you run into a familiar face.

Your aunt.

She walks up to you, and halts you.

"Hey kid. Remember me?"

Goddamn it.

She smiles.

"Now, I just need you to deliver a letter to your mother from grandad, got it?"

Actions

>...I'm not a kid, aunt.
>I'm not a deliveryboy.
>...Is that it?
>I mean, I guess.
>...Where is grandad anyways?
>So... You think I'm weak,eh?
>Why don't I introduce you to my son...
>Try to hide your dislike of her. She's your aunt... And your mom would hate it if you hated her.
>Write-In
>>
>>990872
>...Where is grandad anyways?
>So... You think I'm weak,eh?
Why does she think that anyways
>>
>>990872
>I mean, I guess.
>Why don't I introduce you to my son...
Personally I'm neutral towards her, leaning on liking her, and wish to be on good terms. I suspect the confrontation between her and Karesteina earlier is more complicated.
>>
"Where is granddad anyways?"

"Kamazaisanika Mountains. Up in the Dwarven holds, next to the human kingdom of Vadalicia."

You have no idea where that is.

"Right... Where is that?"

"Find a map. Should be one in the castle with your child."

"Well... Let me just ask you something... Why do you think I'm weak?"

"Because your... What, four? Not to mention your on my territory alone without any armies or magical defenses. If you weren't related to my sister, we wouldn't be talking."

"Really?"

"I wouldn't exactly talk to someone trespassing on my land. But I'm making an exception in my case. And you could prove useful."

"Doesn't exactly answer the question about why you think I'm weak."

"...More then once I was forced against my will to listen to my sister tell me how adorable you were doing something mundane, how you conquered a city, whatever. Frankly, I consider anyone unable to summon a meteor shower weak, and I already have a description of you..."

"...My mother talks about me?"

"...You expect she doesn't? Before you she obsessed over Richard, then this new egg... Not to mention her lovers... By Tiamat, her lovers... She has an eye for detail, I suppose."

"...Oh. Could I introduce you to my son?"

"Children at four. Huh. Well, hello then."

"Hi."

"...Now, can you deliver that letter before I wait for my brother to get here to deliver it?"

Actions

>...Sorry, but no.
>Can we talk for a bit?
>Sure. I don't see why not.
>...Brother? Who is he?
>About that conversation earlier...
>Are you a mage or something?
>Write-In
>>
>>990891
Interestingly enough I don't think a meteor shower would be too effective against us.
Unless the meteors we're larger than average but then we could probably dodge them.
>About that conversation earlier...
>>
>>990891
>...Brother? Who is he?
>Are you a mage or something?
I suspect that there's anonymity between Karesteina and her sister regarding magic magic
>>
>>990902
I mean hostility
>>
"Well... About that conversation earlier..."

"What about it?"

"You kind of made fun of her."

She gives a smirk.

"By Tiamat, it's fun giving her shit about what she does. It's quite fun to see her struggle to get money too, she has to resort to slavery... Not even making golems or anything."

She seems to be quite amused...

"Hey... Are you a magic user?"

"Only one in the family, and to be specific a Artificer. Which means I get plenty of money for flooding the market with cheap and easy enchantments."

'...Oh."

"So yes, I have it certainly easier then her. She's a little... Envious of my abilities though,"

"Oh... Who's your brother? Or should I say my uncle?"

She sighs.

"...It's Vakgakamul... He's... I prefer not to actually make fun of him. He's quite a... He's special, so to speak."

"Special?"

"Lazy, unmotivated... Friendly to humans... Not to mention he just sits around in dad's lair all day... Not to mention he's merely twice as smart rather then six times as smart as a human... So he's... Special, so to speak."

Actions

>...I kind of feel bad for him.
>He just sounds lazy. I mean, twice as smart as a human is still rather smart.
>Is he coming right now?
>So even you have boundaries?
>What does he do for a living anyways?
>Why is being friendly to humans a bad thing?
>Write-In
>>
>>990931
>So even you have boundaries?

I think we can diagnose him with being retarded
>>
>>990931
>So even you have boundaries?
>Why is being friendly to humans a bad thing?
We should probably ask her to tell cortex we want to take him somewhere.
So yeah do that.
>>
"So even you have boundaries?"

"Don't get me wrong, I enjoy talking shit or making fun of people... But he's... I can't do that to him. He can't help it, you know?"

"I see... So why is being friendly to humans a bad thing?"

"Because he... He trusts them to be around his horde and... By Tiamat, it physically pains me. He doesn't even try to enslave them or put his friendships to work to help him... He's just content for working for them... Either way, enough about it. He'll be here in about ten minutes."

"Oh, yeah... Could you tell Cortez that I want to take him somewhere?"

"Don't see why not."

'Thanks."

Actions

>Wait for Cortez?
>Wait for... Vak, yeah that will work. You might as well meet him.
>Deliver the letter to your mom?
>Read the letter?
>Write-in
>>
>>990951
>Wait for... Vak, yeah that will work. You might as well meet him.
I want to see if we can give our genius Mutation to him.
>>
>>990951
Keep heading towards our mother with the letter. However hand the letter to Revenaris and have him read it to us while we walk.
>>
You decide to wait ten minutes, and a large dragon enters the horizon, and clumsily lands on the ground.
He shapeshifts to his human form and goes up to you. He seems... Normal.

"Hey... Is there anyone else around?"

"You mean my aunt? She left a while ago."

"Oh... Well... I'm supposed to take a letter or something to my sister. Mind if I ask who you are?"

He seems quite relaxed, and seems a bit tired. He also seems to think a bit slower then you, as his reaction time is a little slow... But he does talk just fine, with a tiny hint of a delay. He'd pass as a normal human without problem.

"...Well... I have a letter, but I'm delivering that to my mom."

"Oh, hey... Your Karestina's kid, right?"

"Yeah."

"Nice to meet you, Richard."

"...I'm Renexizious."

"I erh... Never heard about you. Sorry. I've been out of the loop a while."

"It's fine."

"Yeah... So just tell your mom that I said hi, I guess. Anyways it was nice to meet you man."

"Same."

Actions

>If you want, you can come with me.
>...You alright? You seem a bit slow...
>I should probably introduce you to Rosa and Revenaris... One's my lover and the other is my kid.
>Write-In
>>
>>990969
>If you want, you can come with me.
Make him smarter
>>
>>990969
>If you want, you can come with me.

>>990976
I know we made a mutagen that cures autism but I think Vak was dropped on the head as a kid or something.
>>
>>990969
What's our maximum size again?
And can we upgrade our size mutations?
>>990981
Maybe something can be done.
>>
>>990987
Magic
>>
"If you want, you can come with me."

"I mean, sure. I don't see why not."

He decides to follow you as you make your journey to your mom's lair.

Revenaris also reads you the letter...

Dear Karestina, from your father and mother!/i]

We have heard about your pregnancy and wrote to wish you good luck and happy fortunes. I hope your taking care of yourself, after all this is only your one-hundred and seventy year away from home. Your mom and I miss you very much, and we both love you, even if your enslaving, looting, and pillaging villages. We'd write to beg you to reconsider, but we decided against that in this letter.
We also wanted to congratulate you on your son Renexizious and we hope he'll grow to be a fine, strong young dragon, and that your newest child will be as well. Both of us can't wait to see them.

Anyways, Happy two hundredth!

PS: I'll send you a fuckin' book on how to take care of those unbearded midgets your father calls kids. I know your new to it. Even though you prefer to abandon kids. -Mother
PS: Can you stop whipping your slaves and starving them to death? Sorry for writing this, but it's kind of... You know. Concerning. I didn't raise you to be an evil tyrant... But anyways, just consider it at the least, please. -Dad

Actions

>Go to the duchy's capital?
>Go to your mom's lair?
>Ask Vak if he can take you to your grandparent's place?
>Talk to Rosa, Revenaris, or Vak.
>Write-In
>>
>>990996
>Go to your mom's lair?
>>
>>990996
>Go to your mom's lair?
So that's where the sailor's tongue comes from.
>>
You decide to go to your mom's lair...

Hey... Just gonna point something out.

What?

Rosa might overreact to seeing her countrymen... You know, enslaved and being starved... And Revenaris might not really like mom if he finds out about the gulag-like conditions. Maybe we should tell them to go... Do something else?

Actions.

>They'll be fine.
>...Let's not bring Rosa.
>Let's not bring Revenaris.
>...We just need to distract them...
>I have a few ideas for jobs.
>Write-In
>>
>>991024
>...Let's not bring Rosa.
Rose shouldn't see this. It could hurt our relationship with her. Revenaris on the other hand should see this. He might learn to appreciate our treatment of slaves after seeing this.
>>
>>991024
>...Let's not bring Rosa.
Our Stalin mom.
>>
"Hey, Rosa? Why don't you just wait out here?'

"I mean, sure... It's kind of cold though."

You start a fire for her, and go inside with Revenaris...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well this goes.

+3 if you can convince Revenaris there's nothing the two of you can do to help the slaves.
+2 if you can tell him how kind his mom actually is to her family.
>>
Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>991044
>No Revenaris there is nothing we can do to help them. Their starving, weak, with no possessions. If you freed them they'd die anyways. The best you could hope for is that some get sold to kinder masters.
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>991044
>>
14+6=20

Borderline Failure!

"I know what your thinking Revenaris... There's nothing we can do to help them. They're starving... Weak, no possessions... If you freed them they'd die anyways. The best you could hope for is that some get sold to kinder masters."

"How are you just accepting this? We should at least do something..."

Revenaris seems appalled by what your mother is doing to these slaves... Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and convince him not to help.
+3 if you can reason with him.
+5 if you can lie to him that you'll try to help, or actually try to help.
>>
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>991079
>There's nothing you can do. Say you free them? What do you do next? What are they going to do? Helping people in situations like this isn't simple or easy.
>>
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>991079
>What can we do? Start a slave rebellion and make her lose her source of income? It's best to let bygones be bygones and not come into conflict with her. I should know since I've tried talking to her about it before but she's too resilient.
>>
Critical Failure...

Use Barbaric anons? (Keep in mind, this is you intimidating your own son not to do anything. So a possible loss in relations.

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>991096
>Yes!
>>
>>991096
>No!
He's about to do something reckless and irresponsible isn't he.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Intimidate him!
2=Let it happen!
>>
>>991106
Shit
>>
You look at Revenaris and see that he looks determined.

"We have to help them, damn it."

'Son..."

"I'm finding the bastard who's treating them like this and beating them to a bloody fucking pulp, goddamn it."

"That'd be your grandmother."

"Well, I'll get her to stop somehow. But as for the despicable fucking wastes of space treating people like this... They need to be stopped, it's the right thing to do, damn it."

He walks up ot a kobold whipping a human...

Shit.

Actions

>Try to stop your son? (Lose a heavy amount of relations with Revenaris)
>He'll learn his lesson on his own. Just go to see your mom. (Lose a slight amount of relations with Revenaris!)
>...Tell your son that you'll try to improve conditions for the slaves. (Improve relations with Revenaris!)
>Fuck it... Help him. (Heavily improve relations with Revenaris!)
>Write-In
>>
>>991118
>He'll learn his lesson on his own. Just go to see your mom. (Lose a slight amount of relations with Revenaris!)

He basically just called our mother and his grandmother a despicable waste of space. Not cool.
>>
>>991118
>He'll learn his lesson on his own. Just go to see your mom. (Lose a slight amount of relations with Revenaris!)
Not stealing from our Mom.
>>
You sigh and just walk along.

"What's his problem?"

'...He's new to things."

"Yeah..."

You have lost -5 Relations with Revenaris.

You go to see your mom...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>991134
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>991134
Revenaris seems like reasonable enough and objective guy. While the treatment of slaves by Karesteina isn't good, she does have her reasons, and Revenaris went full moralfag white knight by acting on impulse like that.
>>
You go to see your mom... And you see her sleeping...
With Richard's dad. Who looks terrified.

Huh, she got him back after all.

She snores contently... And after a bit she blinks an eye open, and doesn't see Vak.

"Oh, Ren? Your back!"

She smiles kindly.

"I missed you. How was being back at your home?"{/red]

"Good."

Actions

>Tell her that your son is trying to get the slaves to rebel?
>I love you too mom.
>...So you took Richard's dad as a concubine again?
>Why don't you make some cookies please?
>Your brother Vak is also here.
>Write-In
>>
>>991158
>I love you too mom.
>Tell her that your son is trying to get the slaves to rebel?
And mention she should probably talk to him.
Seems like a problem between the two.
>>
>>991158
>I love you too mom.
>Tell her that your son is trying to get the slaves to rebel?
>>
>>991158
>I love you too mom
>Tell her that your son is trying to get the slaves to rebel?
>>
"I love you too mom... But uh, my son Revenaris is trying to get the slaves to rebel."

"Really?"

"Yeah... He went full moralfag."

"...Moralfag?" She seems confused.

"It's when someone uses morals over reason."

"Oh... Well, I can't exactly have my slaves revolt against me, but he is my grandchild..."

She thinks on what to do... You could probably influence her to do something.

Actions

>Maybe you should discipline Revenaris?
>...Well... I mean, he's usually very reasonable...
>He's my kid so I'll take care of him, alright?
>I'd say you should prioritize your slaves over him. He'll get over it in time.
>...I'd say you should probably let him do it... I mean, he is your grandchild.
>Don't say anything?
>Well... He did say you were a waste of space... And by extending that, your daughter in law was as well. I don't think he thought that far ahead though.
>Write-In
>>
>>992947
>...Well... I mean, he's usually very reasonable...
Just go and talk to him in a calm manner
>>
"Well, usually he's very reasonable. You should go and just talk to him in a calm manner."{/red]

"Right... Well... I'll go do that, thank you Ren. Now, knight... What were you saying about chromatic dragons?"

You look at Richard's dad... Who looks exhausted, terrified, and broken.

"T-they're t--the most...."

"Come on darling. You owe my son an apology."

"I-I... I-can't..."

She sighs disappointed.

"Well... Sorry Ren. I was planning for this gentleman to apologize when you got back... It seems that I'll have to go to more drastic measures, now won't I?"

The knight seems terrified even more, if that was somehow more possible?"

"P-please... No more..."

"Oh, there certainly will be more by the time I get back. Now darling... Could you wait here? You'd hate to know the consequences of you leaving me."

He stays where he is while your mom shifts down to go with you...

"I'm sorry about how Richard's father treated you.But I must admit, it is adorable seeing him squirm."

"Really?"

"Yes... I even told him that his son became a Hextorian paladin. I was so proud of him... If only he joined the church of Tiamat instead of being a.paladin of..." She shudders a bit.

"What?"

"Well... I forgot what god he actually worships now... But I still can't believe he worships Bahamut... As if he cares about him..."

disappointed.

Actions

>So what exactly are you doing to the knight anyways?
>...I bet Richard would be far better as a Hextorian, mom. Or at least worshipping Tiamat.
>...If you want, I could try to convert him to worship Tiamat.
>Well... I'll never worship Bahamut.
>...I feel bad for the guy now...
>Well, I don't need an apology from him, ok?
>Let's just go stop Revenaris, ok?
>Write-In
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>>993073
For fuck's sake I accidently deleted the bottom line.

She shakes her head, disappointed.
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>>993073
>So what exactly are you doing to the knight anyways?
>...If you want, I could try to convert him to worship Tiamat.

Charisma rolls, charisma rolls all day long
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"I could always try to convert him to worship Tiamat, you know."

She smiles.

"I'd love that... Just don't force it on your brother, ok? He has his own opinions and believes a lot in it... Just ask him if he'll convert and be nice about it, ok?"

"So... No arguing... No fighting..."

"I don't want my two hatchlings to argue, ok? I could barely stand the thought."

"Well... I mean... I'll look into it. So anyways, what are you doing to the knight anyways?"

"Oh, just pretending I'm killing his friends one by one whenever he doesn't do what I say."

"Really?"

"Well, yes. I didn't actually kidnap his friends, I just chose to grab him off his horse."

"Oh."

"Though I must think of more... Horrible measures to do against him since he didn't apologize."

"I see."

Actions

>He'll be racist no matter what you do mom.
>...Maybe you should treat him more nicely? I mean, he might stop being a prick then.
>...Well... It's nice your trying to get along with him.
>...I don't see why you need anyone else but dad...
>...Well... Me and Richard are kind of not in the best relations right now... Sorry.
>...How am I supposed to convert him without arguing with him?
>Let's just get Revenaris, ok?
>Write-In
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>>993143
>...Maybe you should treat him more nicely? I mean, he might stop being a prick then.
>Let's just get Revenaris, ok?
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"Maybe you should treat him more nicely. He might stop being a prick then."

"Well, it's hard to do with him trying to escape every few minutes, so I am forced to break him, sadly..."

"Let's just go get Revenaris, ok?"

You and your mother move to find Revenaris...

Roll me a 1d20+3 as Karestina to see if you can calmly get Revenaris to stop.
+2 if you can be disappointed in him breaking the family tradition and releasing slaves.
+2 if you can be maternal to him still.
+2 if you can reason with him why it's better to take slaves rather then free them.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>993188
Explain to him the monetary reason why we have slaves.
>>
Allowing samefag if you can be maternal to him.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>993259
Order some near by slaves to go to the kitchen and prepare stuff for cookies. Revenaris is sure to love cookies from his grandmother.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>993259
Pick him up, carry him gently to a bed and tuck him in. Also sing a Draconic lullaby that isn't about slaves
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You go to see Revenaris punch a kobold in the jaw, and break it... With a few slaves escaping out the main door.

You can't help but sigh, a little disappointed.

"Revenaris? What are you doing?"

He looks behind you as a handful of slaves urgently run out of the maindoor.

"I'm stopping your cruelty to them, this is terrible! How could you do this to people?"

You go up to him, worried if he's alright.

"Well, let me explain child..."

You give a glare to a few nearby slaves and tell them to go get some ingredients for making cookies, and you pick up Revenaris to take him to a bed. You can't fault a child for being so innocent and unable to comprehend monetary reasons yet.

You even sing him a lullaby, but he just seems a little... Angry. Your son Renexizious looks a little entertained, so you tell him to go get the slaves that have escaped your dungeon...

You must of gotten on the wrong foot here. Poor Revenaris must think your a monster or something...

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can get on better relations with Revenaris as Karestina.

+3 if you can calm him down or remain motherly.
+2 if you can give him reasons why you treat your slaves properly.
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>993335
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>993335
Start to cradle him

Also I have a question. The Elves that we've been facing like the Elven Dominion, what kind of elves are they suppose to be? I thought they were D&D elves but after playing Skyrim and delving into the lore they look like Altmer
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>>993367
I guess they're my brand of elves.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>993376
Come to think of it, we've never learned anything about the Elves like their religion, society or even where they came from.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>993335
Dangit I thought it was kill for the day
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11+7=18

Minor Success!

You begin to cradle him softly, and sing him a lullaby.

His angry disposition begins to turn to one of... Minor dislike. Which begins to fade.

You are now Renexizious, and your after a few escaped slaves after being entertained by watching your mom treat Revenaris like a baby.

Of course, this is somewhat hard... Mostly because most are determined to escape then to live at your mom's place.

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how many slaves you get back.

+2 if you can give them arguments why they should come back.
+2 if you can scare them into going back.
+2 if you make a few examples out of the slaves.
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>993387
For every reason we make eat a slave
>Reasons to come back include
>One I'm hungry
>Two you're edible
>And the only people that'll survive my hunger are my mom's slaves. So get back in there.
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>993387
What are some ways to upgrade our charisma? If we level it up like our body stats then we could do a lot of stuff easier.
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>>993400
Probably read books on oratory and debating.
And use our wisdom in tandem with our charisma
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10+9=19

Success!

You make sure for every reason you give, you eat a slave... This gets the message across, but still... There's a group of slaves who don't even look at you terrified. They just keep running down the mountain, no stopping. It seems like they'd rather die free...

What do, anons?

>Take care of the group of slaves. Permanently.
>...Maybe being kinder to them might actually get them to come back?
>Nom. What? Your hungry.
>Just head back home.
>Write-In
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>>993407
I think we can find someone to mentor us kind of like that Korean Jew who mind fucked us and leveled up our intelligence. Maybe Jupiter could because he's Roman and clearly all Romans were great orators.

>>993415
>Just head back home.
They're natures problem now
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>>993418
He levelled up our wisdom
We should up our int though
And agi as well.
>>993415
>Nom. What? Your hungry.
Souls for the guy that tainted us
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Nom them.
2=Just head back home.
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>>993436
Agility is probably a lost cause. It's so shit because of unstable mutations we've gotten and how huge we are. We just have to settle on being a tank.
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You of course, nom them.
You must admit, they taste rather good, and you fly back, and let out a burp.

You come back with half of the original slaves remaining, and see Revenaris... Well... Semi-relaxed. But still a little on edge.

"Hey mom. I ate a few of the slaves for resisting and I got... What, half of them back?"

"No escapees?"

"No."

"You ate them?! Why?"

Goddamn it.

"...Well, they're your mom's slaves and they escaped..."

Revenaris just looks on in disbelief.

"What's wrong with the two of you? Dad, your endorsing her torturing and brutally enslaving people!"

"That's what your grandmother decides to do, and that's not my problem."

Your son is clearly pissed off about this, and your pissed off that he can't just let it go.

"I thought you were better then this!"

"I think the two of you should... Stay apart for a bit, alright?"

You have lost -20 relations with Revenaris.

"Revenaris, goddamn it... You sound like a moralfag."

"Only because your letting her do this to people! This is inhumane, dad!"

You just sigh... Maybe your mom is right. Stay away from Revenaris.

Actions

>Who cares what your mom does, Revenaris?
>Revenaris, stop arguing with your grandmother and your father, damn it.
>...Take your mom's advice and leave.
>...I don't endorse your grandmother being this cruel to slaves, damn it.
>Stop acting like a white knight, Revenaris.
>What's with you being so emotional about this Revenaris? It's just a few slaves.
>...Well... Mom, Revenaris was always the "good" person in the family...
>You know, you should apologize to your mom and your grandmom. You did call them wastes of space.
>Write-In
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>>993487
>...I don't endorse your grandmother being this cruel to slaves, damn it.
>Stop acting like a white knight, Revenaris.

We should probably tell Karesteina about Liz laying 5 eggs. I feel like this is something special in dragon culture.
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>>993487
>...I don't endorse your grandmother being this cruel to slaves, damn it.
>>
"I don't endorse your grandmother being this cruel to slaves, damn it."

"Your allowing her to do it. That's essentially endorsing."

"Stop acting like a white knight, Revenaris."

-5 Relations

"So now it's a problem that I'm actually concerned for the well-being of slaves? What the fuck happened while I wasn't looking?"

"Your trying to force your moral code onto your grandmom, for Tiamat's sake."

"She's torturing people and starving them to death! That's... That's evil! I usually try to stay neutral, but for God's sake this is evil!"

I'm not sure arguing with our son and calling him a white knight is going to help anyone.

Actions

>I'm neutral evil, and so is your mom, you know.
>What happened to being the child who's alright with me doing whatever?
>I shouldn't of brought you along, damn it...
>You should be happy that you aren't getting punished for pulling a stunt like that.
>...Try to reconcile?
>...Just sigh and leave.
>You know, I think you need to get punished for your abhorrent behavior, damn it.
>Write-In
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>>993555
>sigh... You're acting on impulse and not even rationalizing things. For example she doesn't "starve slaves to death". Yes she doesn't treat her slaves like royalty but you're being to emotional about the situation right now. You didn't even attempt to negotiate with your grandmother about any of this and just went to breaking the jaws of nearby Kobolds and causing a mess.
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>>993555
>Well yes she treats them awfully but I can't force her to change. And I'm not going to start a rebellion. She'll just get more.
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>>993555
Also she doesn't starve slaves to death.
That's the kobolds fault iirc. Had something to do with communism and she didn't care to stop them.
>>
"Well, yes... She treats them awfully but I can't force her to change. I'm not going to start a rebellion, and she'll just get more. Besides, it's the kobold's fault about the starvation. You didn't even attempt to negotiate with your grandmother about any of this and just went to breaking the jaws of nearby Kobolds and causing a mess."

He just seems annoyed and pissed off.

"Fuck off. Of course I'm emotional about the situation, damn it. Your even trying to downplay it! You should be trying to help me get them better conditions!"

Your mom interrupts.

"Renexizious? Maybe you should go for a minute. I think Revenaris would prefer not to see you."

"Mom..."

"I don't want the two of you to argue."

Actions

>...Let me just finish arguing with him, alright?
>...Fine, I guess.
>...Revenaris, your lucky I don't tell your mom that you called her a waste of space.
>I'm not siding with someone who puts morals above logic, damn it.
>Punish Revenaris?
>Write-In
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>>993641
>...Fine, I guess.
This isn't over
>>
Total Relations with Revenaris

+35

"Fine... I guess. This isn't over though."

You begin to leave...

"Oh, by the way... Those slaves you enjoyed are in your room if you want them."

You nod and leave...

What to do anons?

>Go to your room... At least there someone will enjoy you being around. Besides, those slave girls owe you for making them more... Valuable, so to speak.
>Eeeh. Ask your headmates if they want to do anything.
>Maybe you should visit those drow sisters?
>Go and take a nap... Your frustrated, damn it.
>...Go and talk to Rosa?
>Go and visit Cortez?
>Go and talk to Vak?
>Write-In
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>>993725
>Eeeh. Ask your headmates if they want to do anything.
I want to talk to Jupiter
>>
So... Do you guys want to do anything?

Eeeh... The usual. Carouse for a bit, maybe with the drow twins...


Honestly?

What? I just think they're sexy. I don't really have much I want to do.

Solaire?

...I kinda think we should apologize to our son about siding with our mom. I mean, I don't really blame him for freaking out about the fact his grandmom is a slaver. And not a nice one at that,

...I'm just content to watch, honestly.

Actions

>...Talk to one of your headmates?
>...Let's just relax for a bit. Sounds good, honestly.
>Talk to one of your headmates about something specific? (Specify)
>So... Should we actually try to convert Richard to worshipping Tiamat?
>Write-In
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>>993767
>...Talk to one of your headmates?
Jupiter
>>
Hey, dad?

What?

Want to talk?

About what?

Actions

>You've been kind of staying quiet a lot... You don't talk much, basically...
>Nevermind, actually.
>Sorry about taking so long to get worshipers for you.
>...Do you want to do anything besides sit around? Just curious.
>Are you happy that I have five more children now?
>Write-In
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>>993822
>Sorry about taking so long to get worshipers for you.
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>>993822
>Sorry about taking so long to get worshipers for you.
Ask for advice about life in general like raising kids or running a nation
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Just wanted to say sorry about taking so long to get worshipers for you.

It's fine... I've been waiting centuries. I can wait a while longer.

Yeah... Hey... do you have any advice about... You know, raising kids or running a nation?

Your asking me, a god? A god infamous for barely knowing how to take care of his children?

Well...

For fuck's sake, I just stay out of their way most of the time. But, I can help you on how to rule a nation.

Oh, really?

Well, I mean, it's quite simple...

He gives you a very... In depth analysis on how to rule nations, etc... He confuses the shit out of your great intellect though, mostly because he talks fast, and is very into the subject.

You begin to head back to your room to relax a bit, maybe take a nap. When you enter, you see the slave girls you've tumbled smile at your entry... They seem quite happy about you getting them out of the status of a common slave... Even the dwarf slave seems grateful.

You decide to get some sleep... And you get your slaves to cuddle up to you...

You have upgraded anons!
Choose an upgrade!

>Stable mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Ultra Unstable Mutation!
>Upgrade Mutation!
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>>993863
Are our legs back to normal yet?
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>>993874
They're a little stubby, but have no disadvantage and grant you a +1 to strength.
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>>993875
Mmmm... stay a manlet with +1 strength or spend a irreplaceable and valuable mutation point on something almost purely aesthetic.

I pick the later
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>>993886
You want to remove the manlet thing entirely and lose one strength?
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>>993891
Yes
>>
I mean, I guess.

Your legs go back to your normal size... Save in your dragon form, being a little... Stubby, but you you feel better being able to move your legs normally in nearly every other form.

Hopefully no one notices.

You lose one strength, save in dragon form.

Elizabeth has upgraded!
And no, she can't upgrade her tracks of land. Choose an actual upgrade.

>Stable Mutation.
>Unstable Mutation!
>Ultra Unstable mutation!
>Upgrade Mutation!
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>>993902
>Ultra Unstable mutation!

>inb4 it's a mutation for a larger bust
>>
Roll me a 1d50 anons.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d50)

>>993913
>>
Well... This is certainly interesting. Do anons want to guess what Liz got?
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>>993935
Double head?
>>
Actually, yes anon...

Elizabeth now has two heads.

Which probably terrifies her and confuses her...

Do anons want to reroll with Barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>993964
>No!
She'll get used to it. Also if the persona is a high born damsel, Solaire will have the perfect partner.
>>
Since I feel a little triggered about the last mutation on Renexizious just making his legs normal, and doing literally nothing else, I'm probably going to give Ren another upgrade since this triggers me enough.

Anyways, I'm going to wait until two more people vote. Feel free to think about what her second head could breathe and think about how you'll calm Liz down.
Because you'll need to.
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>>993989
I'm somewhat tempted just to rip a piece out of Dark Souls and call her Gwynevere with her being attuned to sunlight. Maybe even possess a healing aura.

As to calming her down without pelting slaves into her, I'm somewhat stuck. Although Ren does have 3 heads and he's had 2 for quite a while.
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On second though: defiantly name her Gwynevere. Her bust is probably just as large if not more so.
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>>993964
>No!
Not because I think this is good or bad but merely because I'm curious how she'll take it.

I also want a black dragon.
Mega!Liz wen?
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>>994040
>Mega
I mean Nega!Liz.
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>>994027
I'd say a little smaller then that, anon.

>>994005
She (secretly) likes eating slaves, but she's sensitive to it now because of emotional things.
So it's a love hate relationship.
>>
So, I'm going to wait for one more vote. But I might just let it go ahead if no one votes in thirty or so minutes.

Anyways anons... Just a question.
Do you want the second head to be more "dragon-like" or more "human like", as in being more like a human or more like a dragon?
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>>994087
Do you mean physically or emotionally?
>>
>>994087
Human like I guess.
The thought of Liz becoming too dragon like is worrying.

I'm still having flagbato rage Liz.
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>>994097
Basically if the head thinks more like a human or more like a dragon.
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>>994099
>Flashbacks to.
My typing a shit.
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>>994103
I'll go with human. Just get a waifu for Solaire real quick.
>>
Elizabeth has a second head now, anons.

So, choose...

>Toxic Breath!
>Fire Breath
>Frost Breath
>Healing Breath
>Lightning Breath!
>Water Breath
>>
>>994199
>Healing Breath
Because she can't tank worth shit she might as well be a healer.
>>
You are currently Elizabeth, and your in your human form, coloring your hair after Ren's comments that he say some blond.

God, you really wish hair dye came better as brown...

Hi! You hear in your thoughts... From a rather... Naive voice. Different from your voice.

You are... Confused, to say the least.

Erh... Hello?

I'm Gwyn! It's nice to meet you, Elizabeth!

Holy shit, your talking to yourself. You must be going crazy or something.

You immediately ignore the voice. No, you aren't talking to yourself, your just going crazy...
You continue to dye your hair.

Are you ignoring me? I'm kinda... You know, trying to say hi.

Holy shit you are going insane.

You aren't going insane... I'm just your second head, you know.[/red]

You don't have a second head. Holy fuck your crazy...

Hey... That's a little mean to say. You do have a second head. I just was grown, you know.

First, your boobs got big... Then bigger, and now your talking to yourself. You need a fucking doctor.

Hey! I'm a doctor! Kinda. Not really... And besides, aren't you happy to have a second head? We can be... Sisters! Yeah!

You note that it's...
It's speaking German.
Your native language.

God no.

Please, stop. I'm... I'm going crazy or something. I'm not...

You do have a second head, ok? It'll be fine. Just take a deep breath, and think calm, relaxing thoughts, ok?

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Liz can calm down.
+3 if you can think calm and relaxing thoughts.
+2 if you can scientifically think why you grew a second head that's speaking German.
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994233
Think British thoughts.

Also remember that Ren has multiple heads. This might be a similar situation. Ask him about it.
>>
You try to think... British thoughts.

You calm down expertly...

Good! I would hate it if you overreacted. You know, freaked out, try to surgically remove me, call a doctor... That'd suck.

You take a deep breath.

...Come on, please... I don't know who or what you are.

I told you, I'm Gwyn. I'm your second head... And we're sisters now. So we're going to get along perfectly!

...God, can is this really happening?

Come on! Can I get a yay?

She does sound excited... You meanwhile, are dreading having to explain this or think about the medical reasons...

>...Yay?
>Get some wine. There's only one thing to do.
>...Why are you speaking German, for the love of God...
>...Now I know how Ren feels...
>Write-In
>>
>>994263
>...Yay?
>...Now I know how Ren feels...
>>
Yay?

Yay! Now... What are we doing?

...God, now I know how Ren feels.

Come on. We'll have tons of fun. Now, what are we doing?

Just... Dying my hair from blond to brown. Making sure, really...

Oh. Nice... You know, we'd look good with blond hair.

...I don't like blond...

Come on, you'd look beautiful...

Goddamn it, no. I don't want people to think I'm German or a dumb blond...

You aren't dumb, your smart enough to make people into dragons. That's pretty smart.

I mean... Let's just dye my hair, ok?

Well... I mean, you'd look cute, you know. Just saying. Maybe some eyeliner could look nice around your eyes...

You can't believe you have a second head giving you makeup advice...

...Let's just get to work, ok?

Actions

>Just... Attempt to dye to your hair. (Go back to Ren's PoV)
>...Talk to Gwyne about something? Maybe get to know her a little?
>So... I mean... I don't think we're sisters...
>...Can you stop speaking German please?
>Write-in
>>
>>994309
>...Can you stop speaking German please?
"Operation:Make Liz less of a closet German a go"

I already know what we'll say to her when she tells us about the second heead.
>>
Can you stop speaking German please?

...I mean, I can speak English too. I just prefer German.

Please, English.

Ok, I guess... You note she still carries a notable German accent. Shit.

...Good enough, I guess... Just... Can you try to stop the accent?

Sorry... I can't really help it.

You sigh and begin to dye your hair.

...Sooooo... Are you still angry over Ren kinda ignoring you?

I don't want to talk about this.

So yes?

...Fine. I'm still a little pissed off.

Well... He'll be back eventually you know. Anyways... We should really work on getting that baby fat off...

I'm working on it, ok?

Ok, ok... Well, at least you aren't dreaming about tumbling Ren on a battlefield. I mean, you were a little lustful there for a bit.

You are... Highly embarrassed from her saying that.

That's private... How do you even know about that stuff?

I mean, we share the same memory... Anyways, what's the plan after this?

Tea... Then we talk to my daughter, Maria...

Oh, right, right... Crying, that sort of thing. Maybe we should... You know, read her a story about something!

...Maybe...

And talk about boys... Maybe even girls! She lets out a slight giggle.

...Just a little bit... I suppose...

Yay! We're going to get along so well...

Elizabeth is slowly accepting Gwyn.

Meanwhile, Renexizious has an actual upgrade you can use on something besides leg buffing.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation!
>>
>>994333
Can we upgrade our size mutation?
Gargantuan was it?
>>
I mean, you can invest towards it. It would take three mutation upgrades so you get bigger and get the effects. (You'd grow in size for every upgrade put into it, but not enough to give a stat bonus until you got to put three upgrades into it)

Or you can just try and get it in the Ultra Mutation or Unstable Mutation rolling.
>>
>>994346
I'll invest into it.
I don't trust the mutation sheet or the dice gods right now
>>
You invest into it.

You have grown by thirty feet in your dragon form...

You wake up with the slave girls hugging you comfortably, and none of them really seem like moving...

Actions

>...Maybe you should get to tumbling them.
>You know, you have a mage called Valkia in the back. Maybe you should talk to her.
>Go see Revenaris?
>Go see Rosa?
>You should probably leave and explore for a bit.
>...Flames wants to see the drow twins again. And you did say you'd be back. Maybe pop by.
>Write-In
>>
>>994367
>...Flames wants to see the drow twins again. And you did say you'd be back. Maybe pop by.
I wonder if they have books on magic/alchemy
>>
You get up and decide to go see the drow twins again...

Of course, this will take you a while... Not to mention you have to infiltrate through a dungeon...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get there without getting detected by the drow guards.

Do you want to talk to your headmates about anything?
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>994381
Talk about what if Liz grew another head.
>>
Critical Success!

You get there without anyone... Even the drow twins really knowing your there.
You of course decide to do some theories about what if Liz grew a second head or something... Just as a joke, really.

When you get into the drow twin's room... You see that Chalilue seems to be helping her sister learn magic... Neither seems to have noticed you...

Actions

>Shapeshift to a form they'd recognize?
>...Just come up and say hi.
>...Pheromones? Just you know. Because.
>Give a hug and a kiss to both of them?
>Wait for them to notice you?
>Write-In
>>
>>994394
>Shapeshift
Human sized Dragon.
Then
>...Just come up and say hi.
>>
You go to your human-sized dragon form, and you walk up... And put your head between the two of them.

"Hi girls. Did you miss me?"

"Ren?" says Chalilue.

"Yeah. Sorry for taking so long to get back... How's everything?"

"Oh... You know. Just getting a few new minions after you butchered my sister's minions. Teaching my sister some magic, that sort of thing."

"Oh..."

"...To be fair, the way you killed them was... Artistic, so to speak. Never before have I ever seen someone kill people in such a bloody and messy manner."

"Yeah... Hi Lily."

"Hi... How's everything on the surface?"

"Eeh. A little awkward... My son's pissed at me for my mom torturing slaves, being cruel to them... You know."

Chalilue sighs.

"...What's the problem with that? Sounds like your child is spoiled or naive..."

Actions

>Don't talk about my children like that, alright?
>He's just... He's not used to how my mom treats slaves.
>...He'll get used to it.
>...I just hope one day he'll have slaves of his own. I wish most of my kids would, actually...
>...Sorry about killing your minions Lily.
>...Could I learn magic with you? Please?
>...Got any books about magic or alchemy?
>It's nice to see the two of you getting along...
>Write-in
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>>994419
>He's just... He's not used to how my mom treats slaves.
>It's nice to see the two of you getting along...
>...Got any books about magic or alchemy?
>>
"He's just... Well, he's not used to how my mom treats slaves. But anyways, it's nice to see the two of you getting along. Instead of trying to kill each other."

"Yeah..."

"So... Do you have any books on magic or alchemy?"

"Well... I don't have anything on alchemy, but I do have a book or two on magic. Mostly Frostomancy, though."

"I see."

"Anyways, feel free to stay as long as you like. We've both missed you."

"Thanks."

"...Oh, wait... I think I do know someone who could help you with alchemy..."

"Really? Who?"

"Well... There's a certain poisoner I contracted to kill one of my rivals in the priestesshood... A male drow, quite smart when it came to alchemy. I gave him some money in exchange for a poison to kill said rival, said rival nearly died from poison and found the alchemist, and locked him up in her personal dungeon."

"I see."

"Now... If your willing to help me out, and save this alchemist before he squeals that he sold me the poison... I would be eternally grateful. And I suspect he would be willing to teach you quite a bit about alchemy."

"Well... Poisons aren't too interesting."

"...Well, he's smart enough to know how to turn Driders into normal Drow again... Which means he's... At odds with the priesthood. I offered him sanctuary if he helped..."

She sighs a bit.

"...And he did help. My rival should be dead in a few weeks, and I do not intend to break my word with giving him sanctuary."

Actions

>...I'm not doing another job for you.
>...Fine, but I'm doing this for myself.
>...Got any rewards for when I get back?
>If you want, I could kill your rival for you while I'm freeing him.
>I think I can do that, sure.
>Sounds like fun...
>Eeeh... I'm already kind of busy...
>Write-In
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>>994460
>If you want, I could kill your rival for you while I'm freeing him.
>Sounds like fun...
You'd swear this dimension is designed to always have new quests and encounters with exactly the reward you need.
>>
"If you want, I could kill your rival for you while I'm freeing him... It does sound like fun, to be honest."

She pulls you for a kiss and kisses you.

"Good. Now, I don't care if you kill anyone or knock anyone out, alright? Just get him out."

"Nice... So, where is he?"

"Oh, just look for the cell with the starving and desperate male drow."

You nod your head.

"Thank you for doing this, by the way..."

She seductively caresses your chest...

The next thing you know, your teleported to... A strange place.
You are in your drow form as you quickly shift... And see that in front of you seems to be a large drow fortress with plenty of guards... You also seem to possess mental communication to Chalilue.

You can go in through three ways....

>Sneak in through the Garderobe. As in the toilet.
>Sneak through the front entrance.
>...Go through the front entrance and fight the guards!
>Talk to Chalilue?
>Write-In
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>>994486
>Sneak in through the Garderobe. As in the toilet.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to sneak through the toilet.

Also, anything you want to talk to Chalilue about while you crawl up it?
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994500
Sex stuff.
Preferred types.
Nothing like lewd talk while doing something incredibly dangerous
>>
Allowing samefagging.
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994504
I just realized I could be drinking coffee right now.
>>
16+5=21

Good Success!

You begin to climb up the toilet while you mentally communicate with Chalilue about sex... Luckily it makes no noise.

You eventually get up the toilet, and hear a guard coming...

Jeez, you smell too.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can hide from the guard.
+3 if you can mentally say lewd things to Chalilue as you hide.
+2 if you can include her sister.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994512
>I hope you,your sister, and the bed are ready when I get back.
>>
Allowing samefagging. And if you want, include more lewd stuff to her.
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994523
>I'm going to pound you two as hard as I am going to pound on these weak shits.
>>
12+9=21

Success!

You mentally talk to Chalilue about what you'll do to her and her sister...

You know, I never had a male as dominate as you... It's a refreshing change of pace.

Oh, really?

Well, yes...

You slip out of the restroom and begin to sneak down to the basement...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get there undetected.
+3 if you can continue to be lewd to Chalilue.
+2 if you can mention how you'll "dominate" them.
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994542
>So I'm going to take you but I'm wondering if I should use the D or the tail.

Imagine khornes face when he learns we're using the prehensile tail for sex.
>>
Allowing samefagging, and if you want to, keep on being lewd and thinking how to dominate her.

>>994552
Probably utter disgust.
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994561
It is useful for sex though.
Helpful for multi tumbling.
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994561
So if we're going to dominate them obviously we have to be forceful. As per usual.
I wonder if a larger firm would help.
>>
15+9=24

Good Success!

You sneak down to the basement...

Now to find the cell.

You know, I'm going to take you down so hard that I'm wonder if I should go soft or hard... Soft wit the D, hard with the tail...

Quite lewd, aren't you?

Oh yeah.

...I like it. Probably because no other male has ever talked to me like this.

You go to find the cell...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find his cell undetected.
Additional +2 if you can continue to talk dirty to her.
+3 if you can compliment and flirt with the sisters while you sneak.
+1 if you can think of what race is superior to drow in the tumbling and sexual appeal department.
+1 if you can rate the Drow as well.
>>
Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>994587
>You know maybe I'll try my dragon form this time. Make you moan in pleasure. Sounds nice both you and your sister. In different but equally pleasing ways.

Yuan-Ti which I rate as a 9/10(Just yes)
Dragons are 10/10 (bcuz dragons)
Drow are 8/10 (Elves but kinkier)
Elves are 7.5(Humans but more attractive)
Humans get 7(Tried and true but very vanilla)


We haven't had any dryad types yet but they'd probably rank around drow level.
>>
13+11=24

Good Success!

You know, maybe dragon form this time... Make you moan in pleasure... Sounds nice, really... Both of you..."

...Sounds amazing. Now, stop thinking about sex and get to work... I'll see you in bed.

Nice...

You find the Drow alchemist's cell... Now, only to break in.

Since we're talking about sex... Why didn't we have any with Liz? I mean, we were about to...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can break in stealthly.
+3 if you can rationalize with Flames why you didn't have sex with Liz.
>>
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>994614
Risk of pregnancy.
We'd need something like a mutagen to help us control our fertility so we don't risk impregnating her constantly.
>>
Allowing a samefag if you can continue to rationalize. Or at least tell Flames why getting her pregnant again is a bad thing.
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>994622
>Her pregnancy is bad for the economy. And my slaves. And her mobility.
>>
11+7=18

Minor Failure!

You rationalize with Flames a little, and he still seems a little disappointed.
Either way, you begin to open the cell... When you hear an alarm go off. Shit. It seems like magical wards were put in place... A few guards armed with swords and shields begin to rush to where you are... All of which are female.
Huh.

"Halt! Who are you? Where are your identification papers?!" Yells the lead guard.

Actions

>...Try to convince them your supposed to be freeing him?
>Convince them that you aren't a fight worth fighting?
>Seduction, go!
>Shapeshift?
>Get ready to fight!
>Write-In
>>
>>994640
>Seduction, go!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 to seduce the guards.

+2 if you can be charming and powerful at the same time.
+2 if you can be physically attractive.
>>
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>994645
>It's nice that such attractive women are paying attention to me. Then again I am pretty handsome myself.

Show off our lithe well chiseled drow form.
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>>994647
Drow orgy in bound.
Dice Gods are getting their smut.
>>
I'm going to do it today. I fucking can't live anymore.

You hear Quoth blow his brains out metaphysically as you expertly seduce the guards.

Luckily, as a demon he cannot die.

You begin to take off your shirt.

"You know... It's nice that such attractive women are paying attention to me... Then again, I am pretty handsome myself..."

The guards look at your abs... They secretly desire it... They want it, badly.
But they have a duty...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to further spite Quoth.

+2 if you can increase the power of your abs.
+3 if you can talk dirty to one and grope them.
+2 if you can make fun of Quoth for being a nerd and envious of all your nat twenties.
+1 if you can give him a scientific reason why you are so good at seduction.
>>
Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>994650
Flex the abs on sync with our PECS for maximum POWAH.
>Maybe we should all get to know each other a little more intimately.
Grope the ass of the nearest one.

>Quoth if you rolled as well as I do at seducing maidens maybe you wouldn't be a single nerd bird.

It's probably a latent lust field caused by our frequent use of our lust pheromones causing womenfolk to desire us more.
>>
13+12=25

Good Success!

You flex the abs on sync with your pecs for maximium power... And close up on the most attractive guard, groping her ass... Her attractive eyes and beautiful hair hidden under the helmet you begin to take off.

"You know, maybe we should ALL get to know each other a little more intimately..." You say to all the thirty guards...

The guard sweats.

"I-I'm... Supposed to... take you in..." She says, a little shyly... Enchanted by your handsomeness.

Quoth, if you were as good as me at seducing maidens, maybe you wouldn't be a single nerd bird...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish off seducing the guards.
+3 if you want to shift to a more attractive form with more muscle.
+2 if you can flirt with this guard in particular.
+2 if you can whisper how hardcore tumbling you actually is.
>>
Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>994664
Shift to glorious half dragon form
>How about instead of taking you in I 'take' you instead.

Whisper
>You might be a little numb afterwards though.

Rens seduction skills is basically a meme power.
>>
>>994669
At this point it is.

Anyways, allowing samefagging if you want to flirt some more.
>>
>>994671
I'm short on flirts so I'm fine.
>>
11+12=23

Minor Success!

You shift to your half dragon form.

"How about instead of you taking me in... I take you instead?"

You lean in close to her.

"You may be a little numb afterwards though."

At this point she's nearly complete seduced. She can barely even talk...

"I... I..."

"Come on babe..."

You shift to your dragon form... And she's enchanted by your abs of scaly steel.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to finish them off.
+3 if you can shift to a even stronger form.
+2 if you can be lewd to the guards...
+1 if you can mention how much fun they'd have with you.
>>
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>994679
Finisher time.
Dragotaur form
And start lewding them with our tail(thx khorne)

>I can promise it'll be the best night of your life.
>>
16+12=28

Amazing Success!

You shift to your dragotaur form... And your tail immediately wraps around her.

"I can promise you... It'll be the best night of your life."

Your tail rips her shirt off... And the next thing you know, you begin to tumble the guards wildly with the alchemist watching, stunned by your masculinity.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can tumble all these drow.
+3 if you can think of kinky things to do to them.
+2 if you can try to think about more attractive women.
+1 if you can consider how proud your mom would be.
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>994685
Well we have our reliable tail.
And maybe enough drow for some lesbian things.
>More attractive women
Like the Yuan-Ti from the restaurant?
Yeah her.

And she'd definitely be proud.
We probably get mates faster and with more skill than any other dragon.
>>
Well anon.

HAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY THE TIDES HAVE TURNED! Quoth yells.

Goddamn it.

Use barbaric anon?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>994691
>Yes!
We can only disappoint a girl so much before she tries to kill us.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to tumble barbarically.

+3 if you can think how to tumble them even harder.
+2 if you can think barbaric lustful things.
+2 if you can think lewd thoughts about women you know.
>>
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>994694
We can maybe tumble them better by releasing pleasure pheromones while we do it.
And put our muscles into it!
What's a few broken bones.

Think about defeating your enemies and hearing the lamentations of their women as you plunder them forcefully.
And Liz's boobs.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to think lewd thoughts about women you know.
>>
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>994700
There's tumbling frankizka in our dragon form for days.
That was fun
>>
19+7=26

Amazing Success!

You tumble the drow so hard you think you might of knocked a few out... It takes you nearly an hour to finish tumble each and every single one, and you feel... You feel exhausted.
You sit down, as the naked drow guards caress you like a king,... Your tail wraps around a group of, which you haven't tumbled yet, and you begin to forcibly tumble them to their satisfaction...
Man, you'll have a lot of drow bastards at this rate.

You feel so satisfied that... Well, you don't really feel like moving... I mean, you have nearly fifteen drow women on your lap alone, five caressing your tail... And ten surrounding you...

Actions

>...Try to tumble them again... You can do it...
>...Try to resist the urge to tumble.
>...Try to get up and release the prisoner?
>Tell the drow to release the prisoner and send him on his way... You'll help him out of here after a quick tumble...
>Thank the girls for their time and begin to get up.
>...You should tumble them until they fall unconscious. Just so they don't try to come after you.
>You did tumble them... A little hard. Maybe you should make sure everyone's alright.
>...Should you leave any lose ends? Maybe you should kill them... (Solaire will despise this, Flames will dislike it, and Jupiter will dislike it.)
>...Just uh... Ask if a few feel like becoming your slaves or concubines. You know, back at home where you can give them a nice tumble...
>Write-In
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>>994705
>...Just uh... Ask if a few feel like becoming your slaves or concubines. You know, back at home where you can give them a nice tumble...

Eh elves are such sluts
>>
To be fair, you did roll a nat twenty.

You decide to ask them if they feel like becoming either your slaves or concubines. Maybe even both.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if they actually accept this.
+3 if you can imply there'll be plenty of you to go around.
+2 if you can make them think you care about them.
+2 if you can make them think of how happy they'll be with you rather then being stuck underground.
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>994778
Instead of slaves, I think servants would be better for them.

Also about Gwyn. I'm pretty sure it's a masculine name. Gwynevere would probably make more sense.
>>
>>994785
Well, that's just short for Gwynevere, if you want I'll just lengthen it out.

Also, allowing samefagging if you want to make them think how happy they'll be with you.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>994787
>Forgoe your servitude and bindment to your current and bleak jobs. Come with me where you can roam more freely and have people like me to always please you.
>>
Right now it's a minor failure. If you want, you can samefag again.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>994792
>Come with me and you'll be able to share in the kindness of others instead of being forced repress yourselves and your urges by Lolth.
>>
12+2=14

Minor Failure.

They seem to dislike this, and seem a little stunned that your asking it.

"Well... How do servants sound?"

None of them particular seem to want to... And they seem still a little stunned by what you said.

Actions

>Force them to come with you?
>Their loss... They can just stay here.
>...Give them the location of your mother's lair just in case any of them bear your children and that they'll always be welcome there.
>...There's one way to any girls heart. Mention how good the tumbling would be with you if they came along.
>...Just sigh and get up...
>...Mention that you could offer them power...
>Write-In
>>
>>994794
>...There's one way to any girls heart. Mention how good the tumbling would be with you if they came along.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can convince them how good the tumbling would be.

+3 if you can hype them up about how much fun they'd have with you.
+2 if you can be lewd to the particularly attractive guard from earlier.
+1 if you can grope her a little.
>>
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>994799

>Lick the guard's earlobe, grab her tracts of land

>Come on! You'll love all the things I have! For example computers, what are those? They're things that will eventually be made for porn.
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>994799
Move our tail to caress and wrap around her legs, getting close to her privates
>>
Fuck it. Allowing samefagging if you can be even more lewd with the attractive guard.
>>
Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>994804

>Rub our tail between her legs and go up in between her tracts of land
>>
13+11=24

Good Succecss!

You grab her tracts of land, and you move your tail to caress and wrap around her legs, close to her privates... Which you move up,to her tracts of land...

"...It would be a LOT more fun at home, let me just say..."

The guard attempts to say something... But you fondle her breasts...

"I mean... I..."

You shush her...

"All of you could come. It'd be quite fun..."

You look at the attractive guard, who seems a little shy. How cute.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can finish them...
+3 if you can hit max lewd with the guard.
+2 if you can mention how beautiful the guard is and how happy she'd be with you.
+1 if you can continue to fondle the guard and go deeper.
>>
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>994809
Grab her by the pussy
>>
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>994809

>Come on, someone as beautiful as you are needs to have light shed on it. Besides, you'll get a dose of vitamin D almost always. Besides, shapeshifting equals experimentation

Shove our tail up her ass...only a bit, and grab her tracts of land
>>
You grab her by the pussy, and your tail begins to go up her ass a little as you burrow your head in her tracks of land.

She seems... Quite deeply in pleasure.

"You know... Someone as beautiful as you need to have some light on it... Besides, you'll get a dose of vitamin D almost always... Did I mention shapeshifting..."

"O-Oh... Oh my Lolth.."

"Is that a yes?"

"I-I can't help but... This feels so good..."

You give her a kiss.

"You'll love being with me... Now as, for the rest of you..."

The rest seem quite interested now. And they all introduce themselves...

You pay special attention to the attractive one, who tells you her name... Seeming to be Muirelle.

You can't help but... God, you feel the need for another tumble with these amazing women... So attractive... Not to mention they're willing to do lesbian stuff or more... Kinky stuff...

...You see this is why I wanted to come back?

The alchemist looks outside.

"Uh... Can you help me? I'm kind of stuck here."

Actions

>...Rescue the prisoner?
>Glare at the prisoner for interrupting your time with these beautiful women.
>...God, you can't help yourself. Give another tumble to the women.
>...Ask them if they have any friends expecting them. This is a fortress and you just took nearly thirty guards off of patrol to tumble...
>Maybe you should talk to Muirelle? Why is she so shy after all?
>...Ask if any of them are mages... Just curious, after all. Drow tend to be mages.
>Write-In
>>
>>994823
>...Rescue the prisoner?
>>
You sigh, begin to get up, and pry off the cell bars... And begin to release the prisoner. Your new servants seem to protest a little... Mostly that it was their job to guard the dungeon...

You sigh a bit, again.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can get the guards to let you let the man go.
+3 if you can either bribe, convince, seduce, or intimidate them into letting you free him.
+2 if you can, once again, be lewd to them.
>>
Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>994831
>If you just let me do this then I promise to give you all more sex
>>
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>994831

>Brush out tail between the lady guards legs, and threaten the guy guards with dick choppings and dog maulings
>>
>>994835
There's no guy guards, only female guards because feminist drow are feminists.

And therefor prone to seduction.

You sigh.

"If you just let me do this I promise I'll give you all more sex, ok?"

They seem... Pleased by this. So you grab them all and tell Chalilue to teleport you...

You teleport back to the drow sisters residence with the thirty women and alchemist, and you see the bed prepared... And two waiting drow sisters, naked.

"Wait.. Who are all those women?" Chalilue says... A little stunned.

"Oh, these magnificent women?"

Actions

>Well, they're ex guards, so to speak...
>Oh, they can just wait somewhere else.
>...Think of it as having extra partners, so to speak...
>...I got you your alchemist... Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to learn what he knows.
>Come on ladies. Time to show you how a dragon pleases his women.
>Write-In
>>
>>994837

>>994837

>Well, they're ex guards, so to speak...
>...Think of it as having extra partners, so to speak...
>Come on ladies. Time to show you how a dragon pleases his women.

On a side note I thought up something we can make
>>
>>994837
>Well, they're ex guards, so to speak...
>...Think of it as having extra partners, so to speak...
>Come on ladies. Time to show you how a dragon pleases his women.

I'm starting to get ideas on liberating Drow society. Make everything equal and really liberate them.
>>
"Well, they're ex guards so to speak. Extra partners, too... But come on ladies. I'll show you how a dragon pleases his women...'

Roll me a 1d20+5 to tumble.
+3 if you can show "special" treatment to the sisters and the attractive guard.
+2 if you can think of kinky things to do to them.
>>
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>994844

>BDSM, let the guard and sisters have their own fun with them using hot candle wax and paddles. Right before we do our own thing to them
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994844
>>
Critical Success!

Fuck this fetish bullshit, I'm... I don't even know anymore...

You tell the guards to do some BDSM and have some fun together, and after a bit you come in...

Let's just say no maiden goes untumbled, and by the end of it, the bed is in shambles, stray drow women are everywhere, and the room will need to be cleaned... Heavily...

You fall into a heavenly sleep after this heavy tumble as the alchemist just... Slips outside, a little disgusted. He does peek a little at the naked drow.

After a bit, the drow women cuddle up to you, and the drow sisters as well...
Life is good.

You wrap your arms around them, and your tail can't help but get a little penetrating into their privates... Which pleasures each and every single one of them...

After a bit of napping, tumbling, and kinky hijinks, you hug each and every single one of your women tightly... They're great at this sort of thing...

"...I missed you Ren."

"I did too." says the two sisters.

"I did too."

Actions

>...I love the two of you. Your great at this...
>...I should probably clean up, huh?
>If you want, you could stay with me on the surface...
>...Kiss the sisters?
>For such a female dominated culture, you sure do know how to have fun...
>You know, I actually do regret thinking about eating the two of you...
>I wish I could have this much fun every day... Just saying.
>...Sorry for being away for a while. I missed you and I was busy on the surface...
>...Write-In
>>
>>994850

>...Kiss the sisters?
>If you want, you could stay with me on the surface...
>For such a female dominated culture, you sure do know how to have fun...
>>
You kiss the sisters...

"If you want, you could stay with me on te surface... And I gotta admit, for a female-dominated culture, you girls sure do know how to have fun..."

"...Surface? Well... I'm not sure..."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can convince them.
+3 for good arguments.
+2 if you can tell them what their status would be on the surface with you...
+2 if you can be lewd with them...
+1 if you can mention that your a very powerful emperor with plenty of slaves.
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>994858
I forgot, are Drow allergic to the sun something like that.
>>
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>994858

>I'm an emperor on the surface, plenty of slaves for taking care of your wants and needs and more.

Play with their tracts of land
>>
>>994860

Like the sneezing kind of allergic? Or the painfully peeling skin off kind of allergic?
>>
>>994860
They don't like the sun, and are irritated by it. Just skin irritation and headaches, basically.

17+6=23

Good Success!

"Well, I'm an emperor on the surface... Plenty of slaves for taking care of your well being..."

You can't help but play with their tracks of land a little...

"I mean... I don't know..." Chalilue says...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish her off.
+3 if you can mention how powerful, intimidating, and strong you are on the surface.
+2 if you can be more lewd...
+1 if you can tell them how much power they'd have with you if they came...
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994867
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Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>994867

>I am ruler of an empire that's taken almost the entirety of a continent, and those that I didn't conquer are my vassals.

Lick them

>>994869

Boy
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994867
Hell of a thing to wake up and read
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>>994877
One hell of a save
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>>994877

Praise be to you sir, also figured out a GREAT name for our next dragon son.
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Just saying, your saliva is acidic, so I'm not really taking those lick suggestions.

1+5=6
Critical Successful Failure!


"Well, I am the ruler of an empire that's taken almost the entirety of a continent, and those who I didn't conquer are my vassals..."

Chalilue's sister seems tempted.

"Maybe we should go up there..."

"You and your surface thing..."

"What? It's warm and open up there..."

"I'm not disobeying my parents to go live on the surface with some dragon..."

"Well... Come on, he's great at sex and he did help us get along..."

"Now you want to go to the surface again? Seriously, you really need to become responsible, damn it..."

"No! You just need to get some perspective in life instead of rotting away underground!"

"Your a immature brat if you think that, damn it!"

The two of them get into an argument about going up to the surface.
Which is beginning to kill your mood, sadly enough.

Actions

>Try to settle the argument?
>...Force them to stop?
>...Tumble them. Best way to stop an argument right there. They just need some vitamin D.
>...Try to convince Chalilue that the surface isn't that bad...
>...Sigh and tumble some other women...
>Write-in
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>>994877
>>994878
Well that's a good thing to wake up to.
Brb brushing teeth because I literally just woke up a couple minutes ago.
>>994881
>...Try to convince Chalilue that the surface isn't that bad...
>...Tumble them. Best way to stop an argument right there. They just need some vitamin D.
Do both.
And can we burn the twenty I just rolled plz.
>>
>>994883
That's what I used also, so it's a sided argument. really.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to convince the surface isn't bad.
+3 if you can tumble her in a way to prevent both of them from talking or arguing.
+2 if you can mention how much better the surface is then the underground.
+2 if you can mention how much they'll mean to you above ground.
>>
>>994883

I'm fully aboard this
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994884
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Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>994884

>Come on! There's plenty of interesting wild-life, other drow are above ground too. You two will be my twin wives...I have a few others who you'll have to handle with but I'll love you both just as much as I do now

Stick it in between their mouths
>>
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>994884
All of this because Ren is a meme at seduction
>>
Just saying before we go there are some books on frostmancy and an alchemist we just freed for us to learn from.


So we need improved slave quarters, servants quarters, more rooms in general.
Wew.
>>
All because of a nat-twenty anon

17+12=29

Good Success!

You open Chalilue's mouth and begin to insert Adolf.

"Come on, there's plenty of interesting wild life, other drow... Hell, the two of you will even be my twin wives... I have a few others I have to handle, but I'll love both of as much as I do right now..."

You take Adolf out and she coughs a little...

"What, now we're talking about... Marriage?"

"Oh, a little."

"And you want me to handle other wives? Your lucky you don't have to deal with me having other husbands."

"Do you?"

"She's a bit of a introvert. And a nerd, so no."

"...I'm not a nerd."

"...Your a religious nerd."

"Ladies, ladies..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to continue to convince her.
+3 if you can tell her why the two of them should be your wife and the advantages that brings.
+2 if you can argue against their feminist ideas.
+1 if you can show her that you do actually love them.
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994899
How tall is Rens maximum height 33-43 stories right?
>>
>>994905
I'll check later for you anon, I forget right now.
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994899
Something something Sigmund Freud phallus desire females
>>
>>994899
Finally thought of a reason

>I have a superior alchemy lab where you can do more in depth research regarding alchemy.
>>
So, just sharing something interesting I found.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/brexit-latest-news-queen-said-she-backed-uk-leaving-eu-a7495926.html

>yfw your Queen is based as fuck
>yfw the Queen dissolves parliament
>yfw the Queen makes Britain Great Again.
Might even consider moving back to Scotland at this rate.

12+5=17

"You know, I have a superior alchemy lab where you can do more in depth research regarding alchemy."

"I'm not a big fan of alchemy..."

"Oh."

"...Besides, I'm not a tenth wife. That's... It's not proper for a woman like me to be second to another woman... Let alone equals in a relationship."

Actions

>Come on, you'd have your sister with you, it would be fun.
>...Let's just do something else, ok?
>...Come on, you can be equal to another woman in a relationship...
>So it's fine for you to have multiple husbands, but more then one wife is strange?
>...Come on, you'll like it. Just give it a trial, ok? Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't.
>I don't think anyone's going to think your not proper when your tumbling a huge dragon.
>Write-In
>>
>>994918
World is getting stranger and stranger.
Seems a storm might be on the way.

>I don't think anyone's going to think your not proper when your tumbling a huge dragon.
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>>994918

>Come on, you'd have your sister with you, it would be fun.
>So it's fine for you to have multiple husbands, but more then one wife is strange?
>...Come on, you'll like it. Just give it a trial, ok? Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't.
>>
"Well, I don't think anyone's going to think your not proper when your tumbling a huge dragon. Besides, you'd have your sister with you. It would be fun... But it's fine for you to have multiple husbands? Seriously? But more then one wife is strange?"

"Well, it is..."

"Just give it a trial, ok? Please?"

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince her if she's willing to try it.
+3 if you can try to make her think about how much fun she'd have with all of your wives.
+2 if you can mention how people would envy her.

Also, I greatly love the comments about all the triggered remainers who want to stay and now hate the Queen.
>>
>>994918
I'm calling it now. The queen is going to die on New Year's Eve
>>
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>994932
>You'd be married to a giant dragon that owns a massive empire. Who wouldn't be jealous.
This is gonna be (hell) fun
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994932
We aren't seriously considering marrying her are we? I mean we already have 3 and a boatload of other stuff to take care of like Revenaris sperging out as a moralfag and Cortez.
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>994932

>You had fun with all of the other drow here, it'll be like that with three ladies you can become friends with. Besides you'll get to be the wife to a dragon AND an emperor, people will be literally green with envy.
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>>994936
I don't even know.
I like the current status quo.
We more or less come and go as we please.
Good sex without a wedding.
We already have new drow servants of we need kinky shit back home.
>>
9+10=19

Minor Failure.

"You'd be married to a giant dragon that owns a massive empire... Besides, you had fun with all the other drow here. It would be like that with three fine ladies you could become friends with. Besides you'll get to be the wife of a dragon, and an empire... People would envy you..."

"But really... Marriage?"

Actions

>...Come on, we've already tumbled, I like you... You like me...
>Well, I always needed a ruthless wife...
>...How about just... Boyfriend and girlfriend?
>I'm not sure about the marriage thing either... I mean, I already have three... Why don't I just make you concubines or something?
>Have you ever seen snow before, actually? If you haven't, your missing out.
>Write-In
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>>994944
>I'm not sure about the marriage thing either... I mean, I already have three... Why don't I just make you concubines or something?
Friends with benefits
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>>994944
>...How about just... Boyfriend and girlfriend?
We should hurry and grab those frostmancy books.
That's our affinity
>>
"Well... How about just boyfriend and... Girlfriend?"

"Seems... Good enough, I suppose."

"Along with your sister of course."

"Right, right... Well... Can you get all these women out of my room? And can you also clean up?"

"Really?"

"Well, you are a man. You should be cleaning."

Drow and their feminism...

You begin to get up...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get all the drow women up and clean the room for your girlfriend.
+3 if you can still be seductive while cleaning.
>>
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>994954
We have a tail and can smack their asses while cleaning.
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994954
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be seductive.
>>
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>994965
Kiss them all before they leave the area.
>>
8+8=16

Borderline Success!

You are a poor cleaner, but you are a good lover, and you use your tail to smack your women's asses and you make sure to kiss them all...

So of course, you do the next thing that comes naturally. You get some of the frostomancy books, and get on the bed... Your women all cuddling up to you in various positions... Your tail once again just so happens to "penetrate" the privates on accident, just to keep them lustful and happy.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can learn frostomancy.
+3 if you can be sexual and lewd with your blanket of women.
+2 if you can think how great it is to have so many women that love you.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>994973
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>994973
Pull some in close for some nice fondling.

It's nice because the sex is amazing.
It's a whole new level of carousing
>>
15+10=25

Good Success!

You pull the women closer to you, fondling, penetrating, and otherwise touching them all over...God this is great... So many boobs...

You focus on the frostomancy book as you have a pair of dark purple breasts in your face...

You have gained one skill in Frostomancy, and you have learned how to cast Frost Flash.

You can now release a flash of frost that freezes things close to you in a radius based on size and power. The more powerful your Frostomancy skill is, the more powerful the flash. Right now, it's powerful enough to freeze liquid and slow down attackers.
Speaking of frostomancy, you make sure to turn down the temperature so your hare- you mean, women are forced to cuddle up to you, shivering.... Man, frost auras are nice.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to continue learning.
+3 if you can continue to be lewd with your women...
+2 if you can think why you love women so much.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994980
Make out with them occasionally while learning
And the reason is the curves, the sex, and in general they're just attractive.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of more ways to be lewd or more reasons why you like women.
>>
Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994988
The sounds they make when we tumble them.
It's therapeutic
>>
>>994988
Have some drow womenfolk lie down on us.
We can 'play' with them with our tail while we read.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>994988
Forgot my roll
>>
7+9=16

Failure!

You try to focus, but get caught up with thinking about why you love women... You even have a few relax on you so you can... Penetrate them a little with your tail...
It feels... So therapeutic... So relaxing...

You can't help but just do it for a few minutes...

You eventually shake it off after tumbling a few more drow with your tail and Adolf, and try and focus...
It's hard with all these naked women around you, honestly.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to try and focus. Final roll for learning from this book.
+3 if you can compliment the drow for being so great for tumbling.
+2 if you can think how Khorne would react if he heard you were using your tail as a sex toy, so to speak.
+1 if you can say fuck it and continue to use it lewdly.
>>
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>995002
>Have to say thanks for that wonderful time. The sex was stunning.

Khorne would probably be enraged that we're using the implement he intended for brutal murder and plundering of souls for plundering of women.
Who gives a fuck though penetrate them more.
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>995002
>>
18+11=29

Amazing Success!

You can't help but think how enraged Khorne would be... But you say fuck it and continue to penetrate the drow some more... Trying to go deeper each time.
God, it feels so good.

You compliment the drow for the wonderful time as you attempt to focus...

You eventually learn Ice Javelin which lets you summon a very sharp throwing shard of ice that can travel quite far. It can also explode, sending ice shards as shrapnel.... Not to mention that it's sharp enough to cut through iron.

You eventually relax on the bed, and put the book to the side... God, was the sex great....
Your women go all over you, as you begin to pass out... And try to penetrate them some more...

You eventually wake up to plenty of sleeping lustful drow and the sisters, and try to get up... You look outside to see the alchemist is sleeping outside as well...

You could just leave with the drow women and sisters, or stay... Maybe get some more tumbling in... Maybe you can break your previous record of three days straight...
Or maybe try to learn from the alchemist.

Actions

>Stay and try to tumble some more! More!
>Try to find that Frostomancy book... You don't feel like reading it, but maybe you can read it at home or something.
>...Talk to the alchemist?
>Get ready to fly home with your women and the sisters...
>Write-in
>>
>>995009
>Try to find that Frostomancy book... You don't feel like reading it, but maybe you can read it at home or something.
>...Talk to the alchemist?
>>
>>995009
>Try to find that Frostomancy book... You don't feel like reading it, but maybe you can read it at home or something.
>>
You find the Frostomancy book which you grab and prepare to read for later, and you talk to the alchemist.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you learn anything from him.
>>
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>995014
>>
>>986833

▲ ▲
>>
>>995021
Nice triforce.
>>
Nice triforce.

16+6=22

Good Success!

You learn quite a bit about alchemy.

You have leveled up in alchemy!
You have also learned Poisonmaking!

You have learned three recipes, one is for a poison commonly applied to Drow weaponry which causes fatigue, another is a poison used in drinks to flood the lungs with liquid, killing them, and a third is just a easy knock out poison.

You begin to gather up your women and the sisters to go back to the lair...

Man, mom will be so proud of you...

Roll me a 1d20 for random encounters.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>995030
Huh...
Poisons.
Might be useful
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>995030
>No love potion
Figures... damned drow
>>
2

While you fly, you see on the ground a familiar looking adventure party... A kobold and a goliath...
With what seems to be a new mage. Huh, they must of replaced Valkia...

You can hear their conversation from up here, between the kobold and the Goliath.

"You know, the new girl isn't as hot as Valkia."

"...You just had a thing for her because the knight wanted her."

"...Pfff. Nah... Well, a little. Mostly to rub it in his face. Anyways, I can't believe both of them got kidnapped."

"Yeah... Anyhow, we'll get them back, alright?"

"Yeah.... Ever get that feeling your being watched?"

"You kobolds and your paranoia..."

"I mean, technically thousands of things could be listening in on us..."

The goliath shakes his head as the mage follows...

"Is something wrong, gentlemen?"

"Gentlemen? We're no gentleme-"

"M'lady, we're still trying to find the lair... I think it's up in the mountains."

"I see... Well, you are rather respectful for a kobold."

"Thank you... Now, if I recall correctly it should be up in the mountains."

"Good. Though I'm not sure what use I'll be against a dragon."

"...Come on, it's a dragon. Maybe I can sneak into his lair and get his money. Then try to ransom back the knight and mage."

"You aren't that stealthy, kobold."

"I can try, I guess. Besides, if it's a lady... Ka-chow! Before you know, she'll be falling for me."

"You really overstate your charisma."

"Come on, it's a general rule that if you have scales, women love it."

"She might treat you like a pet, you know."

"Eeeeh... What, is it because of the feet?"

"A little, yeah."

"Sounds like a fate worse then death..."

Actions

>Continue to overhear?
>Fly to your mother's place?
>Seems like they're trying to get to your mother's place. Land and take care of them.
>Taunt them from above?
>Swoop down and get their new female companion... Hahahaha....
>Swoop down and try to grab one?
>Write-In
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>>995047
>Fly to your mother's place?
I thought they would be happy that Gullivar or what's his name is gone. They aren't even part of Draconis Vulkaris
>>
>>995047
>Fly to your mother's place?
>>
You fly to your mother's place... And set down outside...

You get the drow to go to their quarters and tell them that they'll have bunk mates due to size restrictions... You see Rosa kind of confused by the amount of Drow getting off your back and seems uncomfortable.

"Hey Rosa."

She seems to be quite cold.

"Hi... What's with the drow?"

Actions

>Try to warm her up? She's been out here for hours.
>Oh, you know. Just got a few more servants.
>I thought they should see the outside world.
>...Oh, partners for you and me for later.
>Come on, just close your eyes. I'll take you inside, you must be freezing cold...
>Write-In
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>>995069
>Try to warm her up? She's been out here for hours.
>Oh, you know. Just got a few more servants.

We should raid a dungeon i guess.
After we tell mother about the eggs and the kobold thief.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can warm Rosa up..

+4 if you can think of ideas on how to do so.

If you want to, do you want to talk to Rosa about anything?
>>
Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>995085
Teaching us magic?

And we can warm her by cuddling up to her in minotaur form.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>995085
If anything I just want to talk to her about local politics.
>>
You shift to your minotaur form and cuddle up to her...

"Wow. You are... Really warm."

"Oh yeah... So I was curious if you could teach me magic..."

She seems a bit nervous.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not really qualified to teach magic. I could blow something up or worse."

"Oh... Well, want to talk about local politics?"

"Sure... I guess."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to learn about local politics in the region.
+3 if you can be romantic to her while learning.
>>
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>995103
Put her on our lap.
>>
19+7=26

Good Success!

You put on your lap and begin to listen to what she has to say about local politics.

You learn that the king is apparently funding a larger army, and apparently the halflings are migrating northward after their village was attacked by a dragon... She does mention that she was out of the loop for a bit.

"Thanks for being warm, I guess. It's freezing up here."

"Yeah... Sorry about it being cold."

"Why can't I come in anyways?"

Actions

>...Well, I just think you might not like some things...
>Only if you close your eyes.
>Well, it's better then you freezing to death out here.
>You know, you look so cute while your shivering...
>Let's just talk some more, ok?
>Write-In
>>
>>995126
>Why don't we go out dungeon raiding or something.

Just go in.
Tell mom things and go raid a dungeon.
And get valkia I guess.
>>
"Why don't we go and raid a dungeon?"

"I mean, sounds better then freezing to death..."

"Great. Now, I gotta tell some people something... I'll be back in a minute, ok?"

"Right..."

You tell her to wait and you head inside your mom's fort to tell her the good news... You take your servants and tell them to wait for you in your room...

You find your mom sleeping with your dad, and you wake her up.

"Mom?"

"Oh, hi Ren. Did you need something sweetie?"

"Well... I have some good news."

"Really? What is it?"

Actions

>I have even more women with me mom... I got nearly thirty more!
>Liz had nearly five eggs mom when she gave birth!
>Oh, nothing much mom...
>I just wanted to say I love you, ok?
>How's Revenaris?
>Write-In
>>
>>995157
>A kobold and a Goliath are coming to your lair mom. Probably for Richards and and maybe steal your gold
>Liz just give birth to five more eggs.
>>
>>995163
This
>>
"Well, a Goliath are coming to your lair mom... Probably for Richards and maybe steal your gold."

She sighs.

"Thank you for the heads up..."

"Yeah... Oh, and my wife Elizabeth gave birth to FIVE eggs."

"Five?"

"Yeah, five!"

"That certainly is a lot... She should be a proud woman."

She seems quite happy for you.

"Why don't I make some cookies for you since I'm awake?"

"Sure mom..."

She gets up and pats you on the head, quite happy at the news... Your head looks up a bit.

"...Hey Renexizious. Everything going alright?"

Actions

>Yeah, don't worry about it dad?
>...It's mixed, really... You know, with Revenaris freaking out.
>Can I talk to you later?
>I need the perspective of a normal guy... Would you be freaked out at mom's slavery?
>Hey... Can you do a favor for me? Can you remind mom to triple glaze the cookies in butter?
>Write-In
>>
>>995176
>I need the perspective of a normal guy... Would you be freaked out at mom's slavery?
>Yeah, don't worry about it dad?
>>
"Hey, dad? I need the perspective of a normal guy... Would you be freaked out at mom's slavery?"

"Well, I still am... Yeah."

"Oh... Well... Don't worry about me dad."

"Yeah... Hope everything's going good."

"Yeah."

Actions

>Why are you humans freaked out at my mom's slavery anyways?
>I'll see you later, dad.
>Can you talk to Revenaris please?
>Hey... I love you, you know that dad?
>Want to talk later?
>>
>>995226
>Hey... I love you, you know that dad?
>I'll see you later, dad.
I wonder how everyone will react when we ascend to godhood
>>
"Hey, dad? You know I love you, right?"

"Yeah... I know."

"...I'll see you later, ok?"

"Just stay out of trouble, I guess."

You wait for your mom to come back with the cookies and after a bit of eating she gives you a kiss and returns back to sleep...

That's when you hear a cracking sound in the corner of the room...

Roll me a 1d20 anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>995315
>>
You see that Vak seems to be in the corner of the room, and is approaching you.

"Oh, hey... Ren, right?"

"Yeah, hey Vak."

"Yeah... Anyways, my sister wanted me to... You know, introduce myself."

"Karestina?"

"Yeah... Even though we already met."

"Really?"

"...She wants us to, you know. Hang out."

She says this slightly slowly and awkwardly.

"Right."

"Anyways... You probably noticed I'm a little slow, huh?"

Actions

>Yeah, I have... Sorry.
>...You don't seem too bright for a dragon, just saying.
>...You know, I bet I could easily outsmart you... Just saying.
>...Hey, come on, everyone has their flaws.
>What? You sound normal to me. (Lie)
>So? I don't really care if your a little slow.
>Write-in
>>
>>995350
>So? I don't really care if your a little slow.
>>
>>995350
>So? I don't really care if your a little slow.
>I could probably help with that if you wanted.
>>
"So? I don't really care if your a little slow. If you want, I could help you with that."

"I'm fine, thanks... Anyways... Thanks for not making this out to be a big deal or anything."

"Yeah."

Vak seems quite relaxed.

"So uh... What do we do now?"

He says, somewhat awkwardly.

Actions

>...Just wait for me outside, ok?
>Do you get outside much at all?
>What's the problem with becoming smarter?
>Well, I planned to go on a dungeon crawl. Are you good at anything with sneaking around dungeons?
>
>Let's just get a move on. You can follow me around.
>Write-In
>>
>>995384
>Well, I planned to go on a dungeon crawl. Are you good at anything with sneaking around dungeons?
The empty option is just saying nothing akwardly.
>>
"Well, I planned to go on a dungeon crawl. Are you good at anything involving dungeons?"

"Erh... No, not really. I uh, I've never been one of those adventuring types."

"I see..."

Actions

>Well, I think it might be a little dangerous you for you. Maybe you should stay here.
>...Come on, we'll have fun.
>...Fair enough, I guess. You can be in the back.
>You can be in the front, in front of me.
>Write-In

Going to take a nap anons.
>>
>>995488
>You can be in the front, in front of me.

Later kohai
>>
>>995518
Actually change that to having him next to or behind us.
>>
>>994891
We just calmed down things with Liz.
We go away just before tumbling to go propose wedding to two drows.
After the mess the Vampire second wife was.
> whyyyy
>>
>>996163
Don't worry anon nothing happened.
We're not marrying them.
>>
>>996198
Yes, thank you god of dice.
>>
Back after my nap.

"You can be on my back, ok?"

"Sure..."

You begin to leave and you see your drow slaves going to your room. You give them a wink... You'll be with them later.
You do see your dad staring at them, a little confused...

"Hey, dad."

"Hi... Are these yours?"

"Oh, yeah."

"...Awful lots of torn shirts and pants, and more then one shirtless... Elf."

"Yeah."

He looks a blend of disappointed and concerned.

"...I don't know why you dragons want to fuck every moving thing..."

"Anything wrong with that?"

"...I mean... I'm just worried."

"Worried about what?"

"...Just things, I suppose. I don't see why you need to go and fuck every female belonging to a different species. I mean, you have more important things to do."

Actions

>...Dad, are you jealous of me or something?
>God, is this the part where you give me a religious lesson on why fucking people is so bad?
>...What, do you not want grandchildren?
>I guess it's slightly concerning...
>Dad, they're just servants. I got in a fight with them.
>Listen, I got to go...
>On an unrelated note... Why don't you come with me on a dungeon crawl?
>Write-In
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>>997155
>Write-In
"In my defence, I didn't want to kill them and it was easier to seduce than to otherwise avoid death. Plus they are pretty cute, that always helps.

Any how, I'll probably set them back on their way soon, mostly. One or two might decide to come with even then and that is fine as well."
>>
"Well, in my defense I didn't want to kill them, and it was easier to seduce than to otherwise kill them. Plus, they're pretty cute. That always helps. But I'll probably set them back on their way soon. One or two might want to come with me... But that's fine."

"...Renexizious... Just be careful about the people you have sex with, alright?"

"I know, I know..."

"Honestly, I'm surprised you haven't gotten a disease yet."

"We don't get them, really."

He sighs.

"...Anyways... You remember me getting pissed off at you a few months ago?"

"Yeah?"

He sighs... Taking a breath.

"...I guess what I wanted to say is that it was a bit stupid of me to think I could force you to do anything. I was pissed off though... And I gotta admit, I still am."

"...Your apologizing?"

He brings a hand up.

"I'm still extremely disappointed in you summoning daemons from Hel."

"Dad..."

"Nothing's going to change that. I just want to say that I know you'll ignore me if I try to force you to do anything, and it was... Stupid of me to try and force you to stay away from your family."

"Thanks."

"...Now, get a move on before I regret apologizing. But if I hear that you've been summoning daemons, I'll find a way to discipline you... Even if your mom thinks it's 'a good thing for some reason."

Actions

>Thanks, dad.
>...I'll try my best.
>...I can't really promise that, dad.
>...Dad, the daemons are practically harmless. I literally have a bird and a puppy as familiars.
>...I'll see you later, ok?
>...Dad, if you punished me I'd still follow it. I respect you that much, ok?
>Write-in
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>>997250
>Thanks, dad.
>I'll try my best.
>>
"Thanks dad. I'll try my best not to summon daemons, ok?"

"Yeah... See you later then."

You begin to leave.

Roll me a 1d20 for random encounters.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>997313
Adventure!
(For Ren. I'm going to bed)
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>997313

Plenty O adventure
>>
14

Success!

You fly over the land, and decide to go over the mountains... You fly over what seems to be a desert...
You can't help but... Get hot...
You are rapidly losing moisture from your body and can feel yourself drying up like a prune, so you begin to fly back...

You memorize that the large desert seems to surround the mountain range, but luckily there seems to be some plains which you fly over...

After a few hours, you notice, just barely, a set of low lying hills with smoke coming out of them... And plenty of cows... The sweet smell of butter...
You notice that there seems to be a quite wealthy Halfling village, with plenty of farm animals... And it smells of delicious, delicious butter.

Actions

>...Maybe you can get a job from the halflings? Land either in your dragon form to be intimidating and awesome, or a smaller and more humble form.
>BUTTER. Think of a way to sate your infinite hunger with the delicious, creamy food... And how to get it from the halflings. (Solaire and Flames approve of this!)
>...Resist the sweet, sweet temptation of butter...
>Write-in
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>>997472
>...Resist the sweet, sweet temptation of butter...
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>>997472
>...Resist the sweet, sweet temptation of butter...
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>>997472
>...Resist the sweet sweet temptation of butter...
> you will come back to propose a deal to these halflings.
>>
You decide to resist the buttery temptation, and think about coming back later.

You continue to fly... And of course, Flames decides to talk.

So.... I've been thinking.

What?

Well... I mean... You know what would really help PR?

What?

Well... Socialism.

...National Socialism or Socialism? Two different things.

Well... I mean, National Socialism. Not free shit for doing nothing. I mean, we're already fascist nation.

Yeah... So, what did you have in mind?

Well... A few ideas. Maybe we could return to a gold standard. Just to reduce inflation.. I mean, we have plenty of it and it's easy to get...

...I see...

But I was mostly thinking about maybe having some social security. You know, retired people get a pension to live off of, people going to college get some money from the government... So basically trying to have some social security. It would probably help the economy because they would broaden the market too, since they'd have more money and would have to worry less about income...

So social security?

I mean, we have free healthcare, and it would really help public relations.

Actions

>Kinda looking for adventure Flames. Not really digging the whole "talk about politics" thing.
>...I mean, gold standard? I prefer cash.
>...Gold standard sounds good. I'll consider it.
>...I don't like socialism, alright? Public healthcare is enough.
>...That's a good idea. People would think I'm a cool guy if I did some more socialistic policies...
>Write-In
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>>997620
>...Gold standard sounds good. I'll consider it.
>...That's a good idea. People would think I'm a cool guy if I did some more socialistic policies...
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>>997620
>...Gold standard sounds good. I'll consider it.
>...That's a good idea. People would think I'm a cool guy if I did some more socialistic policies...
>>
Gold standard huh? Sounds good. I'll consider it... People would consider me cool if I did some more socialism...

It would make Hitler proud too...

Yeah... Got anything else?

I mean... Well, I'm not sure really.

You nod your head and continue to fly...

Speaking of the economy... Why don't we try to hand out titles?

Titles?

Positions to our children... Likes dukes, counts, jarls, anything that sounds fancy or would give them work to do.

I'll think about it.

You fly across the plains, and you eventually fly above what seems to be the outside of a fortified entrance into a cavern... Guarded by small kobolds.

Hm.

Actions

>...Go down there and attack?
>...You know, you were looking into expanding your empire. Maybe you can get these kobolds as your first subjects here...
>Shapeshift upon landing?
>No, you aren't dealing with kobolds. They've probably booby-trapped it to hell and back. Continue to fly.
>Write-In
>Write-In
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>>997665
>...You know, you were looking into expanding your empire. Maybe you can get these kobolds as your first subjects here...
Kobolds serve Dragons.
It's just the natural order of things
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can do an impressive entry to your new subjects!
+3 if you can introduce yourself.
+2 if you can tell them the advantages of working with you.
+2 if you can scare them a bit.
+1 if you can already make your first demand.
>>
Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>997679
Land and do a bit of daemonic laughter(I live that)
>Hello you have the honor of meeting Renexizious your now ruler and leader. Who will lead you to prosperity if you please me. We can talk more about how you will serve me but first bring me food. I'm hungry and know that I dislike waiting for too long.
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Allowing samefagging if you can make more demands and continue to tell them of their glorious future of working with you. Feel free to mention what happens if they don't.
>>
Rolled 3 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>997694
>You will be the first step in a glorious empire that will last centuries. You could turn down this wonderful offer but that could lead to death by dragon attacks. Now bring some gold or gems with that food.
>>
>>997694
>Oh yes and womenfolk. Bring me some womenfolk.

Mentally tell Solaire he's welcome
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>997694
>>
19+12=31

Amazing Success!

You land with a demonic laugh, scaring the guards.

"Hello mortals! You have the honor of meeting me, Renexizious, your new ruler and leader! Who will lead you to prosperity, not to mention a glorious empire that will last for centuries... So long as you please me. We can talk more about how you'll serve me... But first, bring me food... Gold, gems... Oh, and womenfolk... All of them, really."

The guards look up terrified.

"Did I mention I dislike waiting for too long?"

Solaire internally fist pumps.

The two kobold guards can't help but rush into the cave... You do note that they seem to be poorly armed with crude spears.
After waiting a minute or two, a wizened old kobold comes out, rather wrinkly...

He seems impressed by your height.

"What do you want, dragon?"

"Oh, the usual. Conquest, women, money, food... Most importantly food."

The elder looks up at you.

"We would be honored to have a dragon in our midst in our humble village of seventy."

Actions?

>JUST seventy? For Jupiter's sake, I could tumble your entire female population...
>Seventy isn't large enough for your ambitions... Sigh and leave.
>Everyone has to start out somewhere. Enter the cavern with the elder?
>You mean, "my lord", don't you?
>Eat the elder for wasting your time. He's probably meant to be a snack anyways.
>...I'd be happy to talk about this over food, women, and your entire village's treasury.
>Write-In
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>>997732
>Everyone has to start out somewhere. Enter the cavern with the elder?
Humble beginnings
We can just get them up to standard
>>
You begin to crawl into the cavern in your dragon form... You shrink down a little bit to a mere 10 stories.

As you enter, a small group of four innocent kobolds with... Well, unimpressive assets are gathered in front of you... They seem to be scared of you, and a small pile of food, not much... Mostly just...
Soup and grain. And a few large insects...

It seems this is a tribal village, not really a civilized place... Though they have brought you some well-cut gems... About seven, and a few chunks of gold.
The village seems in awe of you, and the elder seems to be trying to calm everyone down. He also apologizes for the meager tribute. You see a few more women, but it seems that they have mates...

Actions

>Demand more food... This is a meal for a peasant.
>...This women are... Poor. Don't you have anything with... Larger tracks of land?
>Deal with it... They're a small village, and they're trying their best here on short notice.
>Demand ALL the women in the village. You aren't going short-handed, damn it.
>Thank them for the... Amazing quality. At least try to be nice about it.
>...Look around the village?
>Well... The women are good enough. Maybe you can get their assets to be bigger with some science. Take them.
>Try to calm the villagers?
>Try to calm the women given to you?
>Write-In
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>>997758
>Deal with it... They're a small village, and they're trying their best here on short notice.
>...Look around the village?
Tribal era kobolds?
This is gonna be some work.
>>
You look around the village, not bothered by the low amount of offerings.

You see that they have a sort of lumber mill with a saw, taking two kobolds to cut trees into planks with. The elder seems very proud of this, and claims the village's specialty is woodcutting and carpentry.
You find some crude forges, with some bronze equipment... No real iron, it seems.
The housing situation seems to be large shacks, with rather comfortable living arrangements with beautiful pieces of wood-carpentry. This village is quite skilled at it, it seems. You predict that eight people live per shack.

There's also a crude well, and the elder's hut... Having a rudimentary alchemy center, and a few primitive books on woodmaking. The elder says that it was his grandfather's grandfather who found the books and bought them from the humans.
The mining operation here seems... Poor. It seems they do not know how to work iron, but are rather skilled with bronze equipment. The food situation however, seems poor... It seems the tribe trades for it's food from a nearby settlement of halflings and gnomes.

There also seems to be a thriving interest in masonry, and the elder proudly says the village is taking strides in masonry...
The kobolds here seem to be quite creative, for making machinery with only bronze equipment and rudimentary technology...

So of course, you sit down and eat your food... It tastes rather bland and poor, sadly...

So of course, now it's time to introduce yourself to the villagers...

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can get a positive relation with the villagers.
+2 if you can be kind with them and friendly.
+3 if you can promise that having a dragon for a ruler will make things so much more interesting and easy.
+2 if you can be lewd and friendly towards the women given to you by the elder.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>997795
>Hello my new subjects I'm Renexizious your new ruler it is nice to meet you all. You may be wondering why I should be your lease but trust me I'm qualified. Whether in war or peace having me around will be a boon.

Give the women headpats.
Kobolds like those iirc.
>>
15+11=26

Good Success!

"Hello, my new subjects... I'm Renexizious, your new ruler. It's nice to meet you all. You may be wondering why I should be your leader, but trust me... I'm qualified. Whether in war or peace, having me around will be a boon."

You give some headpats to the six kobold women, and the village and the girls calm down, and return to life as normal, but still look at you...

So of course... You should decide where your "home" is, so to speak.

Actions

>You'll just sleep out in the open in this cave.
>...Ask the Elder if you can sleep in his shack?
>Maybe a family would be nice enough to give you their shack?
>...You'll dig out your residence...
>>
>>997815
>...You'll dig out your residence...
Maybe we'll find something useful
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for your personal residence...

+3 if you can think about how to furnish it with planks, and tribal-era equipment and whatnot...
+2 if you can continue to be lewd to your women as you work. It helps stay focused. Sometimes.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d29 + 4)

>>997835
>>
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>997835
We could probably just make a mattress of moss and sleep in dragon form.
Maybe a crude wooden shelf.

Give the women kisses and headpats.
They're for the affection.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of a few more things to add to your residence.

>>997840
So basically your just having them around just for you to care about them?
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>997846
They're around for Solaire.
I'm not interested in tumbling them but they're adorable so I more or less consider them pets (they're kobolds anyways)/

Make a rack with tools and a workbench made of wood. Maybe we can do something.
>>
13+9=22

Good Success.

You begin to dig out your lair, setting up a mattress of moss and making a rack with tools and a workbench. You also add a crude shelf...
It seems a little... Crude, but you think it looks nice and humble...

You spend some time with the girls and get to know them... They're... Well, they're quite innocent, honestly. And quite cute, Headpatting them makes them confused and absent minded, not to mention make them relax... Scratching their nose makes them giggle...
They're pretty cute, honestly.

With the essentials set up... Your stomach makes a rather loud roar. Right. Food.
This village barely has any. And your starving, to be honest.

Actions

>Deal with one of the village's problems?
>Try to get to know the girls better?
>Try to get to know the elder?
>Come up with plans on how to make this village great?
>Go solve the personal hunger problem by nomming something...
>Write-In
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>>997879
>Deal with one of the village's problems?
>Come up with plans on how to make this village great?
>>
>>997879
>Deal with one of the village's problems?
>Come up with plans on how to make this village great?

Firstly we need to make these guys self sufficient
>>
You decide to deal with the village's food problem...

There's two ways you can take this.

>Try to focus on outdoor agriculture? This will be more familiar territory to you...
>Try to focus on indoor agriculture underground? This will be a little strange, but it does provide more defense then outdoor agriculture.
>...You don't need agriculture... Why not hunting? More hunting would be great. You like some meat in your diet.
>...You have an idea. Try to get the kobolds to domesticate animals. That's a steady supply of meat, wool, milk...
>Write-In for solving the poor food problem?
>>
>>997904
>Try to focus on indoor agriculture underground? This will be a little strange, but it does provide more defense then outdoor agriculture.
>...You have an idea. Try to get the kobolds to domesticate animals. That's a steady supply of meat, wool, milk...
This will make them more self-sufficient
>>
>>997904
>...You have an idea. Try to get the kobolds to domesticate animals. That's a steady supply of meat, wool, milk...
>Try to focus on indoor agriculture underground? This will be a little strange, but it does provide more defense then outdoor agriculture.
Domesticated animals is important.
And underground agriculture has more potential growth
>>
You go to the elder with your idea of underground agriculture, and he shows you their limited farming underground...

It seems to be a rather weak type of wheat, growing in small clumps and in small stalks. It does however grow rather fast, and can grow underground. They call this Bassalwet, since it requires plenty of water...

You ask them what they make with it, and they hand you some hand-grained bread...

It... It tastes...
Actually really good. The bread feels soft and warm, and fluffy... It tastes like french bread, honestly...

You begin to dig out some more farming land....

Roll me a 1d20+5 to expand.
+3 if you can argue with the villagers why it's better to grow your own food then to import it.
+2 if you can think of butter.
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>997937
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>997937
>Firstly they can't gouge prices on you. And it makes you less reliant on trade.

Think about how good this bread would be with butter.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can give the villagers more reasons.
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>997968
>Also if you make enough food you can export if you want. Or keep the surplus in case disasters happen. It'll help keep you prepared
>>
11+10=21

Success!

You explain to the villagers about the advantages of growing food, and you begin to clear space...
It takes you a hour or two, but you make some progress and order the kobolds to plant crops.

You then move onto domestication...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to teach kobolds domestication.
+3 if you can think what animal would be good for the kobolds to start out trying to domesticate?
+2 if you can think about food. You are starving after all.
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>998042
Chickens would be good since they breed so quickly.
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>998042
Chickens or moles.
Something small and preferably can live underground.

Think about a chicken sandwich with butter. And this nice bread.
>>
11+9=20

Good Success!

You successfully convince the kobolds to try out domestication, and you give them the plans for a chicken coop... You fly off to find some of the delicious birds known as chickens. No doubt they'll be on some farms...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to plunder the countryside in search of delicious chickens to bring back.

+2 if you can ask nicely the first time to farmers for their chickens.
+2 if you can threaten what will happen to the farmers if they refuse.
+4 if you can barter with the farmers.
>>
Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>998096
>If you would be so kind as to please give me some of your chickens and eggs I would greatly appreciate it. I will trade some fine cut gems for them. Should you say no I have another offer for you. Give me them or be consumed and damned to suffering.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>998096
Imagine if we genetically modified chickens to be the size of their T-Rex ancestors. That would be awesome
>>
If anons want a higher success, feel free to intimidate the farmers further for a samefag.
>>
Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>998116
Before bartering with them pick them up and roar in their face.
Should make them more pliable.
>>
13+12=25

Good Success!

You intimidate the shit out of the common human farmers and get quite a few chickens for a few gems...
A few farmers are even kind enough to give them for free...

Of course, due to your hunger, you can't help but eat their livestock...
What? A dragon's got to eat.

You fly back to the kobold tribe after butchering about... Eight entire herds of livestock as a snack, and give them nearly two-hundred chickens to do what they will with...

With that done, you move onto trying to improve their forges...

Roll me a 1d20+4!
+3 if you can think about making plans to eat something after this for dinner.
+2 if you can treat the kobold girls adorably,
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>998149
I wonder if we could get our mother to cook something.

E can give headpats and work at the same time.
The fact it makes them space out is adorable.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of more food or how adorable the kobold women are.
>>
Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>998179
Steak, pork, chicken, butter, bread, with some Mead would be perfect.
>>
>>998179
Kobold women are small, scaly, and weak against Head Pats and nose rubs.
They're like pets you can talk to.
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>998179
Damnit I forgot again
>>
11+9=18

Good Success!

You think about how adorable their women are while you improve and heat up their forges using some tech know how...

With that, you yawn, exhausted... Yeah... You've had enough of work for now.

You headpat the women and tell the elder you'll be back soon to further improve their little tribe, and you fly home to get some dinner from your mom... Which proves to of course, be delicious.

You of course, need some fucking sleep, and open the door to...

Oh.
Thirty "dressed" drow on your bed.
With... The orcs. Of course, staring at them.

The orcs of course, quickly slip away, knowing better then to even look at your property. You did kill one of them, after all...

What do, anons?

>...You know what? You shouldn't be sleeping in your mother's lair here. Begin to move out to your newly constructed lair.
>...Pay the peeking toms a visit.
>..Try to read that Frostomancy book?
>...You know... Maybe your women would like a tumble tonight...
>Try to think of plans for the kobold tribe.
>Go visit either Valkia or Rosa?
>Just get some sleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>998208
>...You know what? You shouldn't be sleeping in your mother's lair here. Begin to move out to your newly constructed lair.

We need our own base of operations.
>>
>>998208
>...You know what? You shouldn't be sleeping in your mother's lair here. Begin to move out to your newly constructed lair.

>>998212
Probably the Kobold village
>>
You decide to begin moving out of your mom's lair... You'll miss it, but it's for the best.

You begin packing, and your mom knocks on the door.

"Ren? I brought you some cookies."

"Oh, thanks mom."

You open the door and she puts a platter down...

And squeals and happiness.

"Ren! You never told me you got your own harem..."

"Mom..."

"I'm proud of you sweetie. Good job. Not to mention Drow too?"

She smiles, extremely proud of you.

"You'll do great things one day with the amount of women you get, I swear it... Oh... Ren? Are you cleaning up?"

"I'm uh... Well... I'm kind of moving."

"...Your moving?"

Your mom's pride turns to... Well... She seems to be trying to hide her disappointment.

"I mean... It's good that you want to move out..."

She is clearly lying through her teeth... Every facial movement says "sad but understanding"

Great...

Actions

>Try to convince your mom you won't get hurt or anything and that it's good your moving out.
>Tell her you love her and not to worry.
>Tell her it's just a twenty minute flight from here, seriously.
>...I'm kind of busy, sorry mom.
>...Tell her that your just joking?
>Write-In
>>
>>998236
>Tell her it's just a twenty minute flight from here, seriously.
It's not even that far
>>
"Mom, it's a twenty minute flight from here. Seriously."

"Well... I mean, what if you get ambushed in your sleep or a mean orc steals your money or a-"

She begins the worrying, worrying about things very unlikely to happen.

"What if you break your leg sweetie?"

"Mom..."

"...I know you have to leave, but you've only been here two weeks..."

"You've been with me for two months."

"Well... About..."

"Mom, I'll be fine."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to get your mom to stop worrying.
+3 if you can convince her why you'll be fine.
+2 if you can literally point out how she can come down at any time what so ever.
+1 if you can also tell her why you'll miss her.
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>998262
>Mother I'm a 30+ story dragon mage. I will be fine. And besides I'm 20 minutes away. You can visit at literally any time. I'm not going to get robbed or hurt or anything.


Wait
Did the drow concubine escape?
I hope he did.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to point out how ridiculous it is for her to worry about you.
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>998274
>I already run a massive empire. And bullets basically do nothing to me. The odds of me getting seriously injured are non existent.
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>998274
>And even if I did get injured I have magic. I can heal myself.
Can't believe I didn't notice we formed a harem.
>>
Do anons want to use barbaric to prevent your mom hitting Maximium Worry Overload?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>998295
>Yes
We already messed up with Revenaris and slavery so let's not repeat that with Karesteina.
>>
>>998295
>Yes!
Gotta stop our dear smother.
>>
Roll me a 1d20.
Additional +3 if you can mention how barbarically you'd mess up all your foes who'd dare to actually face you.
+2 if you can think of ways on how to reassure her.
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>998324
>I could rip anyone that'd actually fight me to shreds with my bare claws. They would not stand a chance.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can be even more gory to get the point across.

I might pass out in a minute or two anons, sorry.
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>998340
>I could eviscerate them, crush them, tear them limb from limb, even impale them. Basically I can protect myself mom.

Np kohai.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>998324
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>998324
>>
>>1000229
Oh and can we leave the orcs to our mom's place, just in case
>>
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>998340
>You know, I can burn them to ashes, frost them to ice cubes, rip their soul, claw their faces off.
I'm your baby for you, and I know I'll be even when I'll be very old because you are my beloved mother.
But your baby is now the gargatuan Emperor of a immense Empire which spread across dimensions.
Please believe that you gave birth to a capable giant dragon that fathered eighteen children and that is able to defend himself at ease.
I need you trusting in my adulthood, mother.
>>
>>1000325
God of dice, why.
>>
>>1000325
>>1000332
Delete it, quickly while the QM sleeps and plays vidya games
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Mom, I can rip anyone that would actually fight me to shreds with my bare claws. They wouldn't stand a chance. Not to mention I could eviscerate them, crush them, tear them limb from limb, impale them... I can protect myself mom. You know I can burn them to ashes, freeze them to ice cubes, rip their soul and devour it... Claw their faces off... But I know I'm your baby, and I know I'll be even when I'm very old, because you are my beloved mother. But your baby is right now the gargantuan emperor of an immense empire which is seeking to spread across dimensions.... Just please believe you gave birth to a capable giant dragon that has fathered over eighteen children, and is able to protect himself... Just please, trust in my adulthood mom..."
Your mom gets emotional and hugs you.

"Ren, I love you, my little adorable hatchling, but I can barely stand the thought of you getting hurt or worse... I mean, please... Stay here where it's safe and secure, ok?"

"Mom..."

Your mom seems to have given up the facade of trying to encourage you to go.

"Ren, I love you so much, I love all of my children a lot... But this is a dangerous world, and many people will try to kill you for just who you are, sweetie."

"I'll be fine mom."

She hugs you tightly, tears in her eyes.

"I don't want to lose one of my precious children to the world, Ren... I don't... I really don't. Having children is the best thing to of happened to me, and I consider myself privileged just for having you and Richard as my children. I could never of asked for better kids, Ren."

"Mom..."

"...I don't want you to go. I don't want my little baby to leave me again, ok? I... I still feel bad about abandoning you in the wilds, I shouldn't of done that to any of my children, and I don't plan to anymore, alright?"

She gives you a motherly kiss in the check.

"Ren... I want you to stay here where it's safe and no one can hurt you, ok? Or at least in our dimension. I know it's more safe there then here..."

You can't help but think she'll cry if you go...

Actions

>Mom... I'll... I'll stay here, ok?
>Laugh a little bit, and point out that it's literally twenty minutes away.
>Mom... If I don't conquer the world, who's going to?
>...I mean, if you want mom, you can visit me often.
>...If you want mom, you can just... I mean, I guess with me...
>...Why don't you send dad to keep me safe?
>...Mom, I promise you... I'll be the best slaver you'll ever seen if you let me leave.
>...I'm sorry, but I really shouldn't be living with my mom...
>Write-In
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>>1000385
>Laugh a little bit, and point out that it's literally twenty minutes away.
>Mom... If I don't conquer the world, who's going to?
>...I mean, if you want mom, you can visit me often.

Shieeet. I was hoping you were busy playing Planetside 2.
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>>1000385
>Mom... I'll... I'll stay here, ok?


>Write-In
"I will however continue my work on building a power base of my own and will eventually, probably, need to move closer to manage it efficiently. Still that is far in the future."
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Waiting fifteen minutes.
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>>1000399
Supporting
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You can't help but laught.

"Mom, it's literally twenty minutes away... And you can visit me often, not to mention I can conquer the world from there... And If I don't, who will?"

She seems quite worried...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can get past her stubbornness.
+2 if you can get the Drow sisters to tell your mom why you can be trusted not to get hurt or anything. Increased relations with the sisters if you can reward them with something lewd.
+3 if you can tell your mom why she's the best mom.
+2 if you can try to be adorable to calm your mom down.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1000477
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18+3=21

Alright Success!

"...I mean... It does sound a little stupid if it is only twenty minutes away."

"You see?"

She still seems a little torn about how safe you'll be...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince her further that you'll be fine and why this is a good opportunity.

+3 if you can convince her that this is the start of a great new kobold empire led by you.
+2 if you can tell her how safe you'll be with kobolds protecting you.
+1 if you can be a little lewd towards your harem to focus a bit better.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1000561
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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1000561
> Mother, this is only the beginning. My lair is going to be worthly of your blood. It will be the start if a great draconic empire in this dimension! With an army of kobold serving me, and a gorgeous harem around me cuddling me, what could I fear? It is going to be great!

Please dice god don't be a dick
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"Mom, this is only the beginning. My lair will be worthy of your blood, it will be the start of a great draconic empire in this dimension... With an army of kobolds serving me, and a gorgeous harem around me cuddling me... What could I possibly fear? It's going to be great..."

14+10=24

Great Success!

"I mean..."
She sighs a bit.

"...I mean, I guess you'll be safe if your ruling over kobolds..."

"You see?"

She seems beaten, but still a little sad.

You give her a kiss, and she can't help but hug you.

"...Well... I can't stop you from your dreams... If you want to live with them..."

"Please? I really want to forge a new empire..."

She sighs a bit...

"...I can't believe it... But I guess... Just... Just visit often, alright?"

"I'll try my best, mom."

She nods her head and begins to leave...

Finally.

You begin to pack up, and Valkia comes in.

"Erh... Ren?"

"What?"

"...Can I just ask you why there's... Thirty drow here?" She seems somewhat confused...

"Oh, those gorgeous ladies?"

A few seductively wave to you, and you give them a wink.

Actions

>Well, to be fair, they're my harem...
>They're my harem... Which you and those other ladies are a part of, just saying...
>Oh, they're just visiting for a moment.
>...Well, there's two important ones you should meet. Chalilue and her sister...
>Just saying that we're moving out in a few minutes...
>Where's the other female servants at? Just curious.
>Oh... Just saying, that your friends are trying to find Gaulivere and you...
>Write-In
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Anons?
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>>1000859
I do not know Valkia (got back recently to EDQ), so I don't want to do shit and prefer anons with more knowledge of Valkia.
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>>1000885
*prefer anons with knowledge of Valkia to choose
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>>1000896
A mage that we seduced if I remember correctly
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>>1000724
>Oh... Just saying, that your are trying to Gaulivere and you...
Lets try change subject
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>>1000724
>Write-In
"Long story short, I went to free a drow alchemist and it led to me having to seduce them all.

Except those two, they are a pair of twins I met before that and have had the... pleasure of 'working' with them.


Also, your former adventuring party is looking for you and Gaulivere, however they have gotten a new mage it seems so they might be expecting to fail or think they need the extra firepower."
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>>1000925
Ah, yeeees, the one which was in an adventurer's group.
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