>>986833
>Talk to your daughter Maria. She's more important then science.

>>986833
>Talk to your daughter Maria. She's more important then science.

You put the book down. Science can come later, family is forever.

"Come at me, sweetie. What do you need?"

She comes up to you, a mix of being shy and nervous.

"I was... Well... I was wondering... Do you think Constantine would freak out if I was... You know. A vampire?"

She sits on your armchair, and your inner father-figure tells you to get her on your lap.

"Your worried that he wouldn't like you being a vampire?"

"I mean... Yeah. Not to mention most people I know..."

Actions

>Well, if he won't accept it, I'll force him to accept it, Maria.
>...I mean, just because your a vampire doesn't mean you don't have a heart. Look at Frankizka...
>Give your daughter a comforting hug?
>Why do you like him anyways?
>For God's sake, he has a half-dragon as a girlfriend. He'll be alright if your a half-dragon.
>I'd be more freaked out about the bleeding from your neck.
>Are you worried you'll have to hurt people too? I know my sweet daughter has some reservations about it.
>I can find you a much better boyfriend then that serb...
>Well... To be honest, I have no idea.
>Write-In

>>986980
>I'd be more freaked out about the bleeding from your neck.
>Why do you like him anyways?

>>986980
>...I mean, just because your a vampire doesn't mean you don't have a heart. Look at Frankizka...
>Why do you like him anyways?
>Give your daughter a comforting hug?

"Well, I'd personally be more freaked out about the bleeding from your neck."

"Dad... I mean, it's nothing to worry about."

"Why did you tell me then?"

"I mean... I just wanted to know if that's supposed to happen?"

"Yeah."

"But... Thanks for the scarf. It helps hide it."

"I see... Well, I'll look into the neck bleeding. Why do you like Constantine anyways?"

"...I mean, he's kinda cute, being small and human and squishy. Just uh, don't tell him that though... And his accent is so exotic... Though he is a little... You know, gruff."

"Really?"

"You know. Occasionally leaving to join his friends in the mountain and fire guns... Apparently since you saved the two of us two years ago he's been on this "macho" thing trying to man up. Though he's a little touchy about religion and ethnicity."

"Oh, really?"

"He doesn't like Muslims at all, or anyone from Bosnia or Croatia... Even Germany too. Especially Albania or Turkey."

"Don't worry about that. Nearly every Serbian is like that. Now, continue to tell me why you like him..."

"I mean... He just cares about me and tries to have fun with me... In his weird way."

"Weird way?"

"He loves painting firearms with me, apparently... He also kind of likes me around to advise him on how to rule."

"He lets you advise him?"

"Yeah. He likes having a second opinion on the matter."

"I see."

Actions

>I don't know why your with that Serb anyways.
>What does Constantine do in the mountains? Do you know?
>I think he'll be alright with it.
>I think you should hide it from him.
>You know, I really don't know the answer to him.
>...Sounds like you just like him because of the attention he gives you.
>Wouldn't you want a nice half-dragon husband or dragon husband? I could find you some good suitors.
>I bet you'd like him a lot better if he had scales.
>...Mind if I ask why you find humans cute?
>Let's move on...
>Well, it's nice that you like him.
>Write-In

>>986994
>I think you should hide it from him.
>Let's move on...

>>986994
>I think he'll be alright with it.
>Well, it's nice that you like him.

"...Well... I can't tell really. I mean, maybe you should smooth him into it. But it's nice to see that you like him."

"I mean, I'm not sure that he'll be ok with it..."

You give her a comforting hug, and pull her down to sit on the armchair.

"Well... If your worried about your morals as well, I wouldn't worry. Being a vampire doesn't mean you don't have a heart. Look at Frankizka."

"...Your second wife?" She says this with a slight bit of disdain.

"Yeah."

"...I don't know why you have more then one wife dad..."

You sigh.

"Let's not talk about that, alright? Now... Got anything else?"

"Well... Yeah. I was curious..."

"What?"

"...I was curious to know why I have green scales instead of you and mom's white scales... I mean, I know Charlemagne has this, and Julius."

Actions

>Well... Technically speaking, Julius and you aren't exactly the children of Elizabeth...
>...Just think of Liz as your mother, alright? She thinks of you as her kids, got it?
>...I'd rather not speak about this.
>Well... It's actually quite random. Most of the time a child is white, but sometimes they're a different color.
>Charlemagne was before your mom was a dragon, you know.
>Elizabeth is your mom, if that's what your asking. (Lie!)
>I mean... Well... I'll tell you later, ok?
>Write-In

>>987002
>Well... Technically speaking, Julius and you aren't exactly the children of Elizabeth...
Liz already told Julius iirc.

"...Well, technically speaking... Julius and you aren't exactly the children of Elizabeth."

"...What?"

"Your the child of a concubine... Emilia, I think. If I'm right. I don't recall correctly."

Maria seems... Stunned. A little agape, and a little in disbelief.

"I-I'm not... I'm not my mom's... What?"

Actions

>Sorry, I guess. Anyways, want to talk about anything else?
>...Come on, I mean, Elizabeth probably treated you a little differently.
>Comfort her a little? She needs the hug.
>...I know this must be a little hard for you, alright?
>You can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she's practically treated you like a daughter.
>Write-in

>>987009
>Comfort her a little? She needs the hug.
>...I know this must be a little hard for you, alright?
>You can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she's practically treated you like a daughter.

>>987009
>Comfort her a little? She needs the hug.
>...I know this must be a little hard for you, alright?
>You can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she's practically treated you like a daughter.

We're in trouble if Maria finds her real mother soon. Vilda told us that one of our old concubines was living in property and the other one she hasn't heard from in a long time.

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

You give her a tight hug...

"Come on, I know this must be a little hard for you, alright? And you can still consider Elizabeth your mom. I mean, she practically treated you like a daughter..."

Ignore my rolling pls.

She seems very upset, and some tears come from her eyes.

"Why didn't you tell me?!"

"I mean... Well..."

"Where's my real mom then? Why isn't she here? Who was she for God's sake?"

Goddamn it, she's not taking it softly. But she's letting you hug her.

Actions

>Focus on calming her down?
>Maria... Your mother was a concubine.
>I didn't know her too well, alright? I'm sorry.
>...I don't know where she is, Maria, ok?
>Come on... Elizabeth would be a better parent then your real mom. Elizabeth took care of you while your mom is off somewhere.
>Well, your mom is a noble. Or rather, an ex noble. I kind of stripped her family's estates... After I sent her back home.
>Write-In

>>987013
Kind of hard to do.
>>987017
>Focus on calming her down?
Emilia was the bookish quiet one right?

>>987017
>Focus on calming her down?
Did we tell Viktor that his mom wasn't Liz?

>>987025
Nope.

>>987018
Yep.

Yeah.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can calm down your daughter.

+3 if you can tell her why this doesn't make you love her less as one of your kids.
+2 if you can comfort her and try to be understanding.
+1 if you can try to get her to think why Liz was such a great mom to her.

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>987027
>So what if Liz isn't your mother? I still love you like my daughter. Because you are my daughter.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987027

19+7=26

Good Success!

"So what if Liz isn't your mother? I still love you like my daughter. Because your still my daughter, alright?"

"I just... I mean..."

You wipe the tears off of her eyes.

"Just because you were born to a different mother doesn't mean that either of us stop loving you."

"...T-thanks... But... But what happened to my mom? Where is she?"

She seems a little more comfortable, but quite shocked.

Actions

>All will be answered in due time, ok?
>...She was my concubine, alright?
>She left to her family two years ago. She probably thinks your still a baby.
>I don't know, honestly.
>...I'll look for her, alright?
>...I sort of stripped the nobility of their lands so your mom may be broke and in poverty. Sorry.
>Write-In

>>987039
>She left to her family two years ago. She probably thinks your still a baby.
We should find all our concubines and have them move back in.

Stripping the nobility of their lands with no warning or compensation may have been a dick move.

"She left to her family two years ago. She probably thinks your still a baby."

"...R-really?"

"Yeah."

"So... Me and Julius have the same mom?"

"No. Different moms."

"Oh."

"Yeah..."

She seems to be a little sad now.

"...I can't believe that I didn't know."

"Come on. You couldn't of known."

You hug her a bit, and after a bit she gets up.

"...Did you ever look for her at all? I mean... You loved her, right?"

Actions

>...Sure. I did. (Lie)
>I honestly forgot. Sorry.
>I loved them... But I forgot about them.
>Only one of them actually liked me. The rest thought I was a monster, I think.
>I did forcibly mutate them, I think.
>I'm not sure if your mom would love me back, to be honest.
>Write-In

>>987044
>Yes

We should start making love potions. I know it might sound a bit cheesy but it would really help.

>>987044
>She was nice. Quiet, bookish. Though I wonder if she holds any dislike of me.
This is awkward

"Well... I have. She was nice. Quiet. Bookish. I don't know if she dislikes me though."

"Oh..."

"Listen... Sorry for dumping all this on you. Just feel free to treat Liz like a mom. She's taken care of you since you were born."

"...I mean... Why does Elizabeth consider me her daughter?"

"Do you not want to be her daughter?"

She just seems... Really confused righ tnow.

"I mean... She's a good mom but... She's not my mom. I guess. I mean... Why does she consider me her daughter?"

Actions

>...Listen, I should talk to your mom about this.
>You should talk to your mom about this, alright?
>...Liz is a... Very tolerant person, when you think about it. I mean, just look at my love life.
>I wouldn't know, ok?
>...Listen, I promise you'll see your real mom soon.
>Write-In

>>987049
>Liz is a very nice person when you think about it. She cared about you regardless.

>>987049
>Liz is just a very compassionate and motherly figure. You're not the only person who she's treated like this despite being born to a different mother.

"Liz is... She's a very nice person when you think about it. She cared about you regardless... She's a very compassionate and motherly figure, and you're not the only person who she's treated like this despite being born to a different mother."

"I mean... I guess that makes sense."

"Just go and think it over, alright?'

"...I... I mean, I will. But... Dad?"

"What?"

"...Thank you. I just... It means a lot, ok?"

"Yeah. No problem."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

+10 Relations.[/geen]

She leaves the room, some tears still in her eyes, and probably goes to her room...

After a few minutes, you hear a bell ringing urgently.

"Sir! Sir!"

You rush up the stairs and open the door.

"What is it?"

"It's your wife sir!"

"What?"

"She's... She's giving birth."

Oh shit. Right now?

You rush out to help Liz during her birth. Unlike last time, it seems to be a painful experience.

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well this goes. +2 if you can relax Elizabeth and comfort her.

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987072
Hold her claw? And tell her everything will be okay.
And try not to stare at he boobs.

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>987072

Allowing samefagging if you can think of more ways to comfort her.

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987079
Get tea and discuss British literature.

19+5=24

Good Success!

You order some slaves to get your wife some tea as you hold one of her huge claws, and try to yell that everything will be ok. Luckily, you have only the shadow of the boobs to stare at, and after a bit she yells in pain as you try to talk about Shakespear.
You predict the yelling can be heard all the way from Stockholm... The yelling turns to a scream of pain, and a roar of fire roasting a few unfortunate slaves trying to keep her held down.

After a few minutes, she begins to lay a few eggs, her stomach quite noticeably decreasing in size for each egg.

In total, she lays five entire eggs, each one... Well, huge, scaled, and shiny, and she seems to be in quite heavy pain. One egg in particular seems to be ten feet taller then the rest and a little more shiny and stronger, feeling like steel.

Liz seems to be still in pain, and picks you up to hug you. She seems to be happy... But still quite hurt.

You theorize that she will not put you down until she is in less pain, or receives adequate love from you.

She also seems to of been in enough pain where she was crying a bit...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get your wife to put you down so you can do work.

+3 if you can tell her how well she did and how proud you are of her.
+3 if you can tell her how much you love her.

Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>987093
>That was... Amazing Liz! You just payed a clutch of eggs. I didn't expect that. I love you.

Well I didn't expect that.
When they hatch it'll be interesting

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987093

17+10=22

Good Success!

"That was... Amazing Liz! You just laid a clutch of eggs... I certainly didn't expect that... I love you, you know?"

"I know, sweetie... Ow..."

"Yeah. Can you let me down?"

"In... A little while..."

She gives you a smokey kiss.

"...I... I'll see you later tonight, right?"

"Hopefully."

She gives you a kiss.

"...So... How many kids does that make us now?"

"...Are we counting my children as well?'

"Any one of your children might as well be my children as well, you know..."

"Yeah..."

"...I'll... Well... I'll put you down in a few minutes, ok?"

"...Alright."

You wait a few minutes as your wife has the slaves clean her face with mops to get rid of the tears, and puts you down.

"...Ren?"

"What?"

"I just wanted to say I love you, ok? I love you more then how a Irishman loves his alcohol."

"That's a lot, Liz."

"I just wanted to use a metaphor... Now... I'll see you later, ok? Why don't we go out for dinner at a fancy restaurant?"

>I got it. I love you, ok?
>Give her an exact count of the children you have? (+3 to relations, but you'll have to count every child except for Victoria, who I am retconning)
>...So, we're hanging out later tonight? I might be busy.
>Sounds like fun. I'll be willing to go along.
>Eeeh.... I'm not sure.
>Would you care if I invited someone?
>...How about something other then a restaurant?
>Write-In

>>987119
>I got it. I love you, ok?
I don't remember the exact number.
It's either 10, 14, or 15.

>>987119
>I got it. I love you, ok?
>Give her an exact count of the children you have? (+3 to relations, but you'll have to count every child except for Victoria, who I am retconning)
Let's see.
3 different children from our old trio of concubines
Charlemagne, Revenaris, Renexizia and now this new clutch of eggs from Liz.
There's Mikhail and a couple other Elf bastards we have.
Then there's Cortez in D&D land.
Theres Basil who I think was Victoria's twin.
Joan who was born to that Danish concubine. I think she had a twin.

In total I think it should be 13. 18 counting these new eggs.

"Well... I think we have eighteen children now. Counting those new eggs."

She seems quite amazed.

"Wow... That's quite a bit."

"Yeah. Now, I love you, ok?'

She kisses you and you kiss her back and leave.

On the way to actually doing work, you stop and use the restroom, and you hear footsteps enter...

You turn around to see Chrysoula grab you by your shirt's collar and lustfully make out with you... And you feel a tail whip you on the butt to scoot you towards her. She begins to shapeshift to a smaller more petite human form. Her "human" form.

It seems to be Vasura, who makes out with you and you very nearly escalate to tumbling.

"Just wanted to say to you that you might want to watch the news."

"Really? Why?"

"Oh. It might interest you."

"Really?"

"...Think of it as a chance to a big hero. I know you suffer from some... PR problems."

She gives you a kiss...

"...Just consider it as a tip between friends."

Actions

>Really? Mind if I ask what's happening?
>Thanks for it, Vasura.
>...So are we going to tumble or what?
>...Really? Sneaking into a public restroom?
>...Did you have to go as Chrysoula?
>Make out lustfully with her.
>What's going on anyways?
>Write-In

>>987163
>Make out lustfully with her.
>Thanks for it, Vasura.

>>987136
What about that one child, the one that is an artist? Or am I not remembering his name right?

>>987163
>Really? Mind if I ask what's happening?
I'd prefer not to begin with Vasura right now. Our wife just gave birth and there's stuff to do.

>>987169
I'm gonna press for this now but just remembered.

Fertility mutagen.
So if(read:when) the date escalates to tumbling we don't risk impregnating her.

>>987166
I don't remember anything like that. I think Revenaris has a collection of paintings or something. I'm not sure if he just bought them or made them himself.

>>987175
Revenaris paints.
He's made copies of famous paintings himself.
He keeps the paintings as a part of his horde

You make out lustfully with her, squeezing her perfect ass...

"Thank you, Vasura."

"Oh... No problem. I set up my room for later. And if you do actually want to talk instead of tumble... It's open too."

"I see."

"Don't see why we can't do both though... It would be... Interesting."

She gives you a kiss.

"Now, go and get something done. We'll talk later."

"Right."

You leave after making out with her and go to quickly see the news.

It seems that Vasura was telling you about a... Oooh. Some criminals have pulled a sort of heavily-armed heist... On a government bank.
Those risky mother fuckers.

You could move to protect your horde, or just do something else... But no doubt you'll get some hero points for personally stopping a heist or criminal activity. Like a superhero.
And protect your money.
It may be a little risky, as they seem heavily organized and armed, and killing and crushing them in your dragon form isn't an option due to the money being damage or crushed to mush. Oh, and the hostages. There seems to be quite a few.

Actions

>Listen a little more to the news about the heisters. You want as much info as possible.
>...See into personally directing the police forces. You are not risking valuable government money just for personal glory.
>...Your going in personally. In a dragon form.
>Go in a different form?
>Bring someone you know to help?
>Try to call the police sergeant and try to figure out who these heisters are.
>...Maybe you can try to recruit them?
>Nah, not worth it. Do something else.
>Read some documents about the bank and try to figure out how much the bank is holding.
>Write-In

>>987187
>Listen a little more to the news about the heisters. You want as much info as possible.
>Go in a different form?
Sneeki Breeki elf form

>>987187
>...Your going in personally. In a dragon form.
Just shapeshift into Half-dragon form when we get there.

>>987187
>...Your going in personally. In a dragon form.
Could we try loyalty pheromones?

You decide to listen to the news a little more.

It seems there's only six actual confirmed heisters. One seems to have a sniper rifle, another seems to have a machine gun... One of the light ones, and another seems to have a shotgun...
From what you can tell, the bank is barricaded up with wooden boards, and are heavily organized, armed, and extremely lethal, with nearly twenty cops already confirmed dead or wounded. Half-dragon cops.

It's also confirmed that there's over a dozen hostages, and three police hostages that have surrendered in a SWAT assault in the back.

There's also reports of them having gas masks, armed with military armor...
Jesus, these guys are hardcore, not to mention extremely lethal for mowing down twenty half-dragon cops.

Actions

>...Try to research a little more about the bank?
>...With them having this heavy gear and equipment, there might be a paper record. Try to look through documents about missing guns from the military.
>Not worth it if they can mow down twenty half-dragon cops... Do something else.
>...Police? The police aren't too useful. Get the military deployed to handle the situation handled faster and better.
>...Call the police sergeant for more information they might not be telling the news!
>Head down there in your dragon form.
>Go in an alternate form!
>Write-In

>>987216
>...Call the police sergeant for more information they might not be telling the news!
Guess it isn't going to be that easy.
>Go in an alternate form!
Elf

>>987216
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALL OF OUR COPS AND ARMED FORCES ARE A DISGRACE. MARS IS RIGHT.

>>987226
The ancient Draconic races of old had one glaring weakness.

Fucking snipers.

>>987216
>...Call the police sergeant for more information they might not be telling the news!
WHAT THE FUCK DO OUR COPS EVEN HAVE? SQUIRT GUNS?!?

>>987229
This is just sad on our part.

>>987231
Well snipers really are a bitch for dragons.
We're big and slow and AP rounds are a bitch.
If they get your eye?
RIP

>>987238
I know about the white death incident but this looks like fucking stormtrooper/saturday morning cartoon levels of incompetence from our police. They're suppose to be Giants made of muscle and flesh. Shit like this fucking triggers me like scientific errors for that other anon.

>>987253
Thats me.
And this is more a david and golaith situation.
This goes to show we need less tanks in our police force because when criminals bring the anti armor we get fucked.

>>987253
>>987238
Guys I think we had best just set up a stronger guard around them while we prepare to breach.


Speaking of which, this is a good time to unleash our special project from the start of the quest; the mutagen horror. Sadly this would result in the loss of all hostages.


Alternatively we gather our specialists; claw, the white death, our new merc, etc and then breach the bank with them.


Alternatively we just charge in and kill everything.

>>987226
Just gonna point out that this is cops versus heavily armed individuals with plenty of experience and organization. No military deployed yet really.

You call the police sergeant for more information.

You learn that the machinegunning heister is set up in the teller stands and is mowing down ANYONE who enters, and so far has proven impossible to dislocate. The upper second story also has a sniper which the police are unable to deal with, who's taking out all the police snipers and been taking care of police officers left and right.
A third heister armed with an assault rifle also seems to be supporting the machine gunner.

The police sergeant also tells you there's three other entrances. One in the alleyway behind the bank, using ventilation. It seems the heisters took that way into the building and might of booby trapped it... Or might of not. The man sent in through the vents haven't reported back yet, and it goes to the second story.
The second way in is in the staff entrance, which may be guarded or booby-trapped, but is close to the vault and allows you to flank the machine-gunner.
The third way in is through the roof and a skylight. It seems the heisters haven't exactly covered that possibility, but there's no access to the roof... And it'll create a lot of noise breaking the skylight.

The police sergeant also reports that the vault inside the bank has been opened already, and that the sniper and machinegunner be your highest priority.
He also mentions that the entire treasury sum in the building is about 15$ Million.

The police sergeant also mentions the lack of cover in the main lobby, moved by the heisters, and that it's quite possible the machinegunner is using modified ammunition to rip through scales and armor.

He also tells you that it will be impossible for the heisters to escape since every exit and entrance is blocked off and heavily guarded.

Actions

>Go down in your dragon form. You'll roast them out or force them out.
>Shapeshift to a different form and go through a secondary entrance or the front doors.
>...Try to think of a way to get to the skylight?
>Order the military to help?
>Write-In

Gonna be back in a while anons.

>>987270
>Shapeshift to a different form and go through a secondary entrance or the front doors.
>Order the military to help?
iirc Drow have something like an aura of darkness which makes them more stealthy.

>>987270
We need to assemble an A-Team
Us
Simo
Frankizka
Claw

You decide to order the military to help. They should prove MUCH more effective.

You shapeshift to your drow form.

Are you taking anyone with you?

>Yes! (Specify who?)
>No.
>Fly somewhere to get someone?

>>987283
You are forgetting some of the other assets we can mobilise;

1) Khornate followers under our command. Risky, imprecise but highly willing to charge a machine gun.

2) Our american elf mercenary. Precise but relatively weak.

3)

>>987286
Bring Franzizka. Simp lives all the way in Finland and every minute counts bringing him here doesn't sound good.

>>987286
>Yes! (Specify who?)
Claw
Frankizka

So bring Frankizka and Claw?

>>987305
Yes

>>987305
I remember why we have claw now.
He's a bullet sponge

You bring Frankizka and Claw.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if the situation gets better or worse.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>987320

5

By the time you get Claw and Frankizka, it seems the police force is pinned and the military still hasn't arrived yet.

You fly overhead... Where to land?

>Swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift! Hopefully you can roll and you don't miss!
>Land next to one of the entrances! (Lobby, Maintenance, or Staff Entrance)
>Get Claw to shapeshift to his giant wolf form.
>Get Frankizka to shift to her bat form.
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>987320

>>987348
>>Swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift! Hopefully you can roll and you don't miss!

>>987348
>Get Claw to shapeshift to his giant wolf form.
>Get Frankizka to shift to her bat form.
>Swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift! Hopefully you can roll and you don't miss!

We have the cause fear spell.

You swoop down to the skylight and shapeshift...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can land everyone well.

Also, any particular form? Keep in mind it should be strong enough to break or cut through the skylight. So stronger then a normal person.

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987364
Half-Dragon. I feel like if we shift into Dragotaur that will cause too big of an impact.

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987364
Dragotaur.
This situation calls for it.
Sadly

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Dragotaur
2=Half-Dragon

You use your half dragon form and prepare to smash the skylight. You see the machinegunner below smoking a cigarette and one of his friends also smoking.

What do?

>Break the skylight and drop down!
>Send Frankizka to scout through maintence! Maybe she can take out the sniper?
>Send Claw down once you break the skylight?
>Shapeshift!
>Write-In

>>987383
>Break the skylight and drop down!

>>987383
>Send Frankizka to scout through maintence! Maybe she can take out the sniper?
If she could dominate them that'd be good

Waiting fifteen more minutes.

>>987383
Half dragons have died to the machine Gunner right?
Do they have the hostages at gun point?
Do we know if they have AP rounds or something

>>987401
Yes,you don't know, and you know the MG has AP.

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>>987407
>MG with AP rounds

Let's just send in frankizka.
I don't want to risk the hostages and we aren't sneaky.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Break the skylight!
2=Scout through maintence!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can disable one of the guys while you jump through the skylight.
+1 if you can shout anything intimidating as they look up to see an angry half-dragon who's horde is getting looted by some heist faggots.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987437
>GEEEET DUNKED ON FAGGOTS!

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987437

16+5=21

Success!

You yell something vulgar out and bodyslam the machinegunner's friend, who drops the cigarette and realizes what's going on to rush for the gun...

Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get him down before he gets to it!

+2 for creative ways to take him down.
+1 if you can use your best friend Claw to help get him stuck in a sticky situation.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>987476
Have claw throw a slime ball at him.

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987480
>Taking out and throwing part of himself at the hostiles
I'm not against this but it just sounds kinda weird.

>>987494
He's done it before.
Slime biology is weird.

14+5=19

Good Success!

Claw takes a ball of slime and hurls it to the machinegunner, knocking him down and sticking him to the floor.

The two of you hear a shout from inside the vault... Probably the other guy checking to see what's going on.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince him that nothing's wrong.
+2 if you can reassure him.

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987579

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987579

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>987579
"Oy, I just knocked my toe, everything's fine. Outchie."

17+4=21

Good Success!

You give a half-assed excuse and move to take out the people in the safe...
While Frankizka goes to take care of the sniper.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Frankizka can sneak up to him.
+2 if you can think of ways to knock him out or kill him.

Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>988364
Breath attack.

Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>988364
Just drain him.
He'll be paralyzed while we do it and we can knock him out.
Plus food.

Allowing a samefag.

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>988578
Cast necrotic bolt.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>988364
Surprise kiss kiss in the neck!

You know your schedule is fucked up when you wake up at 12PM at night.

14+7=21

Good Success!

You decide to drink a little of his blood. Enough to knock him out.

You get up close to him, and he doesn't seem to notice you.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you are successful.
+2 if you can scare him.

>>990386
Mate I haven't went to sleep yet and it is nearly 9 AM. I am nearing the point that my family will wake and complain to me about just sitting in my room on my computer.


Luckily I have fuck all to do so they can't complain...

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990386
"Boo"

Critical Failure!

You sneak up to him... And say... Boo.

He immediately shoves you off of him and pins you on the floor. To his credit, it seems he was about to hit you with the butt of his rifle but stopped.

"Get the fuck down damn it!"

He begins to reach for some cable ties, as he pins you on the ground.

Shit, you are in a bad position, with your face digging into the carpet.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can break his grab.
+2 if you can come up with ideas on how to do so.

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990458
Change form into a bat / mist form (I can't remember which we got) and back. That shit odd to get us free or at least startle him

8+6=14

For such a good idea, autosuccess.

You shift to your bat form, startling the man, as you fly off to a vent.

He looks quite confused.

"What the fuck?"

He seems to be reaching for a radio in his pocket... Probably to tell his friends what happened.

Actions

>Sneak behind him?
>Attack him head on!
>Just wait... Maybe he'll turn around or become more vulnerable.
>Cast a spell.
>Try to dominate him?
>Write-In

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990458

Bite his fingers!

>>990525

Well I was too late

>Try to dominate him?

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can dominate him.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990529

Let's do it, also QM. Have you ever checked our any of the World of Darkness games?

>>990531

I meant out but apparently I somehow own White Wolf.

Now to purge it of hippies

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>990531
I have a little. I just owned the vidijia game of Vampire The Masquerade.

12+4=16

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20 and I'll roll you a 1d20. Only one roll allowed.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>990534

Shit, forgot to roll

>>990534
>>990535

Nevermind me I'm apparently going insane, thanks. Tzeentch.

Anyways want me to tell more about the WoD games QM?

15

Good Success!

You fly over to the sniper and shapeshift... And begin to dominate him.

You are halfway done dominating him, but he is trying to resist...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to dominate him!
+1 if you can distract him.

>>990536
Basically everything is a little more edgy.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>990537

>Your wife is cheating on you!

But don't you want to know about mad scientists wizards? A machine that takes Clarke's third law to the extreme? Precursor vampires who're dicks? Weresharks?

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>>990538

Shit on my grave and call me Benito

>>990538
...Personally I'm neutral on the whole WoD setting.

You attempt to distract him by yelling that his wife is cheating...
Which works against you and he shakes out of it.

"What... What's going on?"

He seems to be strongwilled, and is shaking out of it...
Fuck.

You move closer to knock him out, but he lifts up his rifle at you.

"What the fuck are you?!"

He seems to have a hint of being afraid, and is pointing a high powered sniper rifle right at you... He seems to have noticed your vampirism. Fuck.

Actions

>Attempt to escape!
>Try to dominate him again!
>Cast a spell?
>Try to convince him to put down his weapon?
>Rush him!
>Write-In

>>990540

I just want to get the sweet reality warping powers mages have. And kill off all the werewolves in that setting

>Try to dominate him again!

>>990542
Mind if I ask why? Are they furfaggots or something?

Roll me a 1d20+2 to dominate him.
+2 if you can use persuasive arguments for him to not think your a vampire.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990545

>I'm just a basement dweller! And I filed my teeth one time

They're super-hippies and Luddites. Also one way another werewolf is made is by one of them tumbling with an actual wolf.

I shit you not.

Although there is one manly group of them that are viking werewolves that I admit are....fine.

>>990549
Holy fuck who writes that shit, that's fucking degeneracy.

I mean, you can do hippie werewolves to a point where it's entertaining, but don't make them ALL fucking luddites and shit. Such as the typical hippie with the peace signs and says "peace" and smokes pot. That can be entertaining for a gag, but don't fucking try and put all environmental bullshit on every single one. That goes from a gag to a fag.

Just don't tell me that they fucking want to genocide humanity for making industry or want the world to go back to banging rocks or something. That's downright retarded.

>>990549
Also, gonna take a wild guess that the writer is female.
And probably has a bestiality fetish or is a hippie.

5+4=9

Good Failure!

He panics at your excuse and fires his rifle towards you.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to dodge thanks to being a vampire and being able to dodge shit!

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990551

They tried genocide on mankind once, didn't work out because their goddess earth said.

"Stop being assholes you fur covered faggots! You got other shit to deal with!"

But to be fair there are werewolves who hang out in cities.

>>990552

Why not both?

>>990553
For fuck's sake, I knew that the WoD werewolves had some faggotry going on, but Jesus, that is a lot.

Any other faggotry/degeneracy/liberal bullshit?

15+5=20

Good Success!

You dodge out of the way of a bullet and lunge towards the sniper who's panicking now.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

Roll me a 1d20+5 to pin him down!

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990556
"A wife to a dragon, a vampire from another dimension and as of this moment very pissed off! Now stop struggling, I am on a schedule here!"

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990556

There were other werethings once, and now they're gone. Thanks to these assholes.

Goodbye werecoyotes, werebears, wereboars, werebats, wererats, werelizards.

Thankfully there's two guys willing to kill them all off.

Allowing a samefag.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990562

9+5=14

Borderline Failure!

He dodges narrowly as you try to pin him down and he goes to get his pistol to fire at you!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to dodge!

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990574

I'm impressed with this guy

Rolled 2 (1d20)

11+4=15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20 and I'll roll you a 1d20!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>990584

Take this!

17

Amazing Success!

You roll out of the way of the pistol shots, and he runs out of ammo... He's at this point in a full blown panic and is trying to quickly reload...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can attack him!

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990589

QM? Did you see that oWoD werewolves need to be exterminated?

10+4=14

Minor Failure!

You once again lunge to attack him, but he pistol whips you, giving you a bloody nose and knocking you back... Shit.

He reloads his pistol in the time you take to get up and prepares to fire...

Actions

>Dodge out of the way!
>Give him a surprise attack!
>Cast a spell!
>Lunge for the gun?
>Write-In

>>990593
>Give him a surprise attack!

Roll me a 1d20+5 for a surprise attack.
+4 if you can think of an idea on how to sneak attack him.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990602
I'd have an idea but I literally just woke up

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>990602

Punch him in the dick, that'll surprise him

9+8=17

Minor Success!

You lunge towards him... And punch him right in the dick. He protects his gnads, but it's too late, and he goes to his knees, and his gun goes to the corner of the room...

Actions

>Dominate him!
>Try to kill him?
>Knock him out. Drain a little bit of his blood.
>Write-In

>>990608

>Dominate him!

One more try and then I'm done

Roll me a 1d20+3 to dominate him.
+2 if you can try to get him to think why being dominated is far better then resisting.

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990614

>It'll all be over soon, it's all ogre now.

And creepily stroke his face, just to see him squirm

18+3=21

Good Success!

You stare at him and begin to bring him under your control... After a minute you successfully dominate him and he stops resisting.

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You have decided to go into the vault and knock some people around.
Which is... Well...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well it's going.

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990617

It's going to be terrible

14+5=19

Good Success!

You pick up two of the heisters by the back of their shirts and are currently glaring at them.

"So, you think you can rob a bank, kill my police officers, and STEAL my money?"

The two robbers are terrified... You already can tell they're hired hands, not really the brains of this operation...

Actions

>...Continue to glare at them?
>...Ask them who hired them.
>...Tell them that they're working for you now.
>Knock them out.
>...Kill them for daring to try and steal your money.
>...Give them a rather "harsh" enslavement. As in, enslave them and make sure they get the worst tasks you can give them.
>...Make an example out of one. Just to terrify the other.
>Just arrest them. They'll be imprisoned for a long time.
>Write-In

>>990621
>...Tell them that they're working for you now.

>>990621

>...Ask them who hired them.
>Write-In

>"If you don't tell me anything then I will do things that make what the Japanese did to Nanking look like a relief effort in comparison."

"So... Congratulations. You are working for Renexizious Enterprises now. So, tell me... Who hired you? And if you don't tell me, I'll do things that make Japan's occupation of Nanking look like a relief effort in comparison..."

"I-I don't consent!"

You sigh.

"That came out wrong. I'm not raping you. Just tell me who hired you."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can intimidate them.

Additional +3 if you can scare them a little.
+2 if you can tell them of the horrible things you could do to them.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990626

>I could easily burn you to a crisp, flay you alive, castrate you, I could go for a quick snack, or....I could make you immortal, but in endless pain with no way of escaping it. You would have no mouth, and would want to scream."

And slowly go closer to them, right up into their faces

>>990629

Shit I forgot to add in the addition +whatever

8+10=18

Success!

"I can easily burn you to a crisp, flay you alive, castrate you... You know, I could go for a quick snack if I felt kind. Or, if you piss me off, I could make you immortal in endless pain with no way of escaping it... No mouth, and you'd want to scream..." You say cruelly to the heisters.
Claw kinda backs away from you after you say that.

"But..."

"Tell me."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish intimidating them.

+2 if you can intimidate and scare them further.
+5 if you want to make an example out of one of them, but Claw might be a little freaked out by your ruthlessness.

Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>990633

>Tick-tock, tick-tock. The longer you wait the more hungry I get....and the more tasty you start to look.

Allowing samefagging if you can indeed be more intimidating.

Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>990642

Sing creepy lullabies to them

>>990643

That just sounds like going insane anon.

Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>990645

That's the point

Anyways! Flay one guy's finger

7+12=19

Good Success!

"Tick tock, tick tock. The longer you wait, the more hungry I get. And the more tasty you start to look."

You begin to cut one of the criminal's fingers and he breaks.

"Ok! It was Torsten's idea!"

"Who's that?"

"I-I don't know! We just got a letter and some money if we helped!"

"Really?"

"We're just hired goons!"

"I see... How did you plan on getting out anyways?"

"I mean... Most of the money has already been taken. We're just hitting the deposit boxes."

"...How?!"

"Some of the guys took the money through the sewer line!"

"Really? How?"

"They drilled through the basement to the sewer!"

Fuck...

Actions

>How far away are they now?
>...How are they transporting it?
>Your story better hold up.
>...How much money did they get away with?
>How did you get your gear? Your guns and armor?
>...Who's the machinegunner and the guy supporting him? And who's the sniper?
>Tell me about this Torsten guy? Did you ever meet him face to face?
>Write-In

>>990653

>How far away are they now?
>...How are they transporting it?
>...How much money did they get away with?
>How did you get your gear? Your guns and armor?
>...Who's the machinegunner and the guy supporting him? And who's the sniper?
>Tell me about this Torsten guy? Did you ever meet him face to face?

You know I thought up a great name for another headmate who breaths(spews?) water, or one that lets out radiation

"How far away are they now?"

"I mean, probably at the city limits..."

"Shit. How are they transporting it?"

"They're taking a inflatable motor boat down the sewer."

"Damn... How much money did they get away with?"

"I mean... Eight million? I think? I don't know. Could be ten million even."

"Fuck... How did you get your gear? Guns and armor?"

"We only have pistols... But the machinegunner was in the military and knew a few people... The sniper got his rifle for cheap from the Finns. Most of our gear is ex-military."

"Goddamn it... Is the Machinegunner Swedish?"

"He's German..."

For fuck's sake... Did the Germans give them this shit?

"So the Germans gave you this stuff?"

"I mean... The machinegunner guy got it from the Germans with a few bribes."

"Who's the sniper?"

"He's Lambart... A hunter who doesn't really have much money and wanted to strike it rich."

"Alright, and the man supporting the machinegun?"

"That's Ored... The technician, actually. Kind of nerdy but good with electronics. Even got us past the alarm. Until the manager was called and no one answered."

"I see... What about Torsten? Ever meet him face to face?"

"As far as I know, no one has... I heard he's a big shot though."

Actions

>Knock them out?
>Apologize for threatening them?
>...You know, your little gang could be very useful in "wealth appropriation", wouldn't it?
>Kill them.
>Write-In

>>990663

>Apologize for threatening them?
>...You know, your little gang could be very useful in "wealth appropriation", wouldn't it?

Welcome to conscription!

>>990663
>Knock them out?

>>990663
>Apologize for threatening them?
>Knock them out?


We can deal with them later.

"Yeah. Now sorry about threatening you.."

You bang the two of them against each other and both are knocked out...

Actions

>Go and check on your wife?
>Try to get the police to find the escape boat?
>Head home. You have a date with Elizabeth, after all.
>Write-In

>>990668
>Try to get the police to find the escape boat?

>>990668

>Try to get the police to find the escape boat?
>Head home. You have a date with Elizabeth, after all.

You tell the police to try and find the escape boat, and you begin to head home while the heisters are taken into custody.

You also see that the local news is putting you in a very positive light, and you go to find Elizabeth... After all, you have a date with her.
You do note that Frankizka has a bloody nose however, and goes to clean it.

You see that Elizabeth is in her half-dragon form... And has GREATLY lost weight, but still looks a bit...Well... Puffy, so to speak. She could certainly stand to lose... Fifty pounds or so. Maybe eighty, from all that baby fat.
But still.
Those boobs are great.

You can choose to go on your date with Elizabeth, or do something else before she wakes up.

>Go see Frankizka?
>Go see Vasura?
>Maybe you can get some science in...
>Check on Maria.
>Go on a date with Elizabeth.
>...Check with Chrysoula? Maybe you can get Elizabeth to lose some weight with Chrysoula. Maybe.
>Just uh... Get into bed with Elizabeth. For a minute. Or two.
>Go see a friend?
>You know... You did say to your mom you'd be back in her dimension to be with Cortez. She might get pissed at you... You know, leaving your son after giving an excuse and leaving for a few days after you said you'd be back.
>Write-in

>>990674
>Go on a date with Elizabeth.
After this we'll go and see Cortez.

You begin to wake up Elizabeth, and to go on a date with her...She seems to be elated that you and her are spending time again.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can find an appropriate restaurant both of you will like.

+2 if you can guess what type of restaurant Renexizious and Elizabeth would prefer.
+1 if you can flirt with Elizabeth on the way to find one.

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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990684
French

7+4=11

Ultra Amazing Godlevel Failure.

You drive up to a french restaurant, and Elizabeth seems amused.

"What, is this a joke or something? You can't be serious."

Actions

>...What? No. Let's just uh... Let's find another restaurant.
>...Convince her that it's not that bad?
>Come on. I bet they have good food.
>Well, the French do have better food then the British, just saying.
>Write-In

>>990694
>...What? No. Let's just uh... Let's find another restaurant.
Just no.
If we're really eating foreign bgo Italian.

You decide to get some Italian food, with Elizabeth of course likes over food.

After a bit you pull up and begin to get some dinner with Elizabeth... You don't seem to be recognized...

Actions

>Talk to Elizabeth?
>Just eat some dinner with her. (Timeskip)
>...So... Liz? What's your plans since you gave birth?
>I just wanted to say I'm awfully proud of you for having five eggs... I know you were in a lot of pain, Liz.
>So I was curious if you wanted to work off your baby fat...
>...So how is it being able to move again?
>Write-In

>>990704
>Talk to Elizabeth?

>>990704
>Talk to Elizabeth?

You decide to talk to Elizabeth.

"So... What are you having?"

"I never had a pizza before. Maybe some breadsticks and garlic sauce to go with it. It sounds quite appeasing. Maybe with triple pepperonis. That sounds quite good. And sausage."

"Right. Well, I might just have some pasta."

She smiles.

"You know, it's nice to be together after my pregnancy... I hate being in bed all day. I felt like a baby unable to leave a crib for God's sake."

"I'm just happy your out and we can be together again."

"Great. How was spending time at your mother's residence anyways?"

Actions

>...It was... Well... Kind of boring and complicated.
>I had a fun and great time.Plenty of pastries. Meat in pastries... Yeah.
>You do love your sausage don't you? Wouldn't you just rather... You know, call it Brautwurst?
>I had a good time there.
>You might be getting another child to take care of... A boy called Cortez. Sort of Spanish...
>Well, I found out I had a child called Cortez... Who seems competent, if a bit awkward in private.
>Write-In

>>990710
>I had a good time there.
>Well, I found out I had a child called Cortez...

>>990710
>You do love your sausage don't you? Wouldn't you just rather... You know, call it Brautwurst?
>I had a good time there.
>Well, I found out I had a child called Cortez... Who seems competent, if a bit awkward in private.

"You do love your sausage don't you? Wouldn't you prefer to call it Brautwurst?"

She looks down in her menu, carefully lifting it up to hid a tinge of embarrassment.

"What, do you think I'm German or something?"

"Well, I did see your human form have some beautiful blond locks once..."

She nervously laughs...

"You are such a joker... You know, maybe a Pepsi would be good. Such a foreign American beverage... Expensive too."

"Never had it. I'll probably drink a little Coca Cola though."

"But about your mothers..."

"Oh, you know. I had a good time there... Found out I had a child called Cortez...."

She sighs a little in disappointment.
You have lost slight relations with Elizabeth. -2
Total Relations: +98

"Really? Another child out of wedlock..."
She gives a shake of disappointment as she reads the menu.

Actions

>Come on... Don't act like that...
>Sorry... I just can't help it.
>Don't push any further on this topic.
>Come on. Why don't I get you something nice? How would a slice of cake sound for desert?
>Write-In

>>990719
>Don't push any further on this topic.
>Not to be busy but I think you should order something on the healthier side. You have quite a bit of baby fat on you.

>>990719
>Write-In.
Wisdom check to know the best way to proceed in this conversation?
Time to use that stay for once.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Don't push on the topic.
2=Wisdom check!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to do a wisdom check.
+2 if you can guess why she doesn't exactly like you going out to tumble other women.
+1 if you can self justify it.

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>990729

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>990729
Well chromatic dragons aren't good at well.
Chastity.

19+5=24

Good Success!

You predict that she would rather ignore the fact that her husband goes out and cheats, and that talking about that is a sore and sensitive topic... And no doubt one she'd like to talk about privately. You think that just moving on in the conversation or trying to justify it to her is probably the best.

Actions

>Touch the subject, as risky as it is.
>...Just give her a quick justification.
>...You know Liz, if you really dislike it, you could always tell me.
>...Why don't you like it at all, Liz? Just curious.
>Think about asking her later?
>Write-In

>>990742
>Move on.....

You decide to move on in the conversation.

"So, anyways..."

"What?"

"Well... I just wanted to say your beautiful. But you do have a lot of baby at. Maybe you should... You know, order something light."

"...Ren, I just had five children. I think a little bit of eating and resting is nice, with some food of my choice."

You sigh.

"I just don't want you to gain weight."

"Ren, I'm not going to gain weight. I'll do some jogging tommorow if that'll please you."

"I guess... Just work off the weight."

After a bit her soda gets here and she eagerly drinks it, as you drink your Coca Cola.

"...So, Ren?"

"What?"

"...You remember that dimension... You know, the one in the future?"

"Oh, yes?"

"...I've been wondering... Do you... Do you think my mom would think I'm a good person and a good ruler? I mean... I think she's alive in that dimension and... I've been wondering if maybe we should see her... But I'm wondering... What do you think she'd think of me? You know... Turning into a dragon and married to the Emperor of Europe..."

Actions

>I think she'd be proud of you.
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
>I think she'd like you.
>...I kind of miss her, you know?
>Let's move on, ok? I don't want to talk about this.
>I don't think it's a good idea to meet your mother... She may not remember you.
>Talk about a different topic? ( Specify)
>Write-in

>>990748
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
If we go back there we should prepare a shapeshifting mutagen.

>>990748
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
>I think she'd be proud of you.
>Write-in
"I think the dragon part might be a bit too left field for her to have an opinion on it beyond a general statement."

"Well, I don't know. But I think she'd be proud of you. Though the dragon part is a bit too left field for her to have an opinion on it beyond a general statement."

"Yeah... I miss her already... I can't believe it's been two years..."

"Come on... Let's eat a little."

You eat and drink a little with Elizabeth... Though finally you get your eyes off of the prize being the breasts... They've... Wow, they're great for a half-dragon. Just uh, saying. It seems Elizabeth is alright with having your attention down below, so to speak.

Actions

>Talk generally?
>Talk about something specific? (Specify!)
>Talk to one of your headmates?
>...Maybe try to woo her a little.
>...Mention that she could probably exercise with Chrysoula a little.
>Just finish dinner.
>Write-In

>>990753
>Talk generally?
>...Mention that she could probably exercise with Chrysoula a little.

We should talk to Marcus, our Kobold artisan, soon. I feel like he could be helpful for when the Legates daughter arrives.

>>990753
>Talk generally?
>>990757
Still need to keep some information hidden until we win her loyalty

>>990758
Marcus might be useful towards us in that regard. We could tell him to tell her specifically what we want. Stuff like falsifying information about the surface world.

You talk generally with Elizabeth.

"So anyways..."

"Oh, by the way... I heard you were digging a pool underground."

"I am indeed."

"I even heard your trying to make it quite classical. That's quite interesting, Ren."

"Oh yeah... It'll be great."

"Oh, by the way... I got you a Christmas present."

"Really?"

"Well... It's a painting of you from Revenaris. I sent him the canvas and everything..."

"Oh, nice..."

"Yeah... You know Ren... I'll hate it when I have to go back to Britian."

"Really?"

"Well... My palace... Thanks to my daughter, will take two years to rebuild... And to debutter the floors, fix the plumbing..."

Actions

>I wish you could stay with me forever, Liz... I mean, honestly... Why do you have to go back to Britian...
>...I'll miss you when you leave...
>You could just stay here with me you know...
>God, I don't want to talk about you leaving.
>Write-In

>>990772
>...I'll miss you when you leave...
>You could just stay here with me you know...

>>990772
>...I'll miss you when you leave...
Call insane but I think Kobolds would be really good at fixing the British palace.

>>990777
You're insane
Liz wouldn't want traps in her palace.

>>990778
We could have the Kobolds not build traps

>>990782
>Kobold constructionist
>Not making traps.
Is this the part where I laugh?

Also Liz wouldn't want her palace repaired by a foreign empire(that isn't us)

"I'll miss you when you leave. You could always stay here with me you know..."

"...That'd be hard, Ren... You and I know it."

You sigh.

"Well, guess I'll just have to break your palace down so you'll spend time with me."

You at this point, finish your food and begin to get up and get to the car.
You and Liz sit down in the car and you put the key into the ignition.

"...Thank you for spending time with me. You know, we haven't exactly done that too often... I really miss it."

She gives you a kiss on the mouth... You see her large tracks of land infront of you...

Actions

>...Kiss her in return and begin to make out?
>Hey... Feel like... Tumbling when we get home? Just saying.
>Let's just get home, ok?
>...You don't have to reward me, God...
>...Fondle her breasts. You can't help it.
>Write-In

>>990795
>...Fondle her breasts. You can't help it.
>...Kiss her in return and begin to make out?
>Hey... Feel like... Tumbling when we get home? Just saying.

>>990790
>Also Liz wouldn't want her palace repaired by a foreign empire(that isn't us)
She's a Scottish-German who pretends to be English. She shouldn't have any issues with a bunch of Kobolds refurbishing her palace as long as they're efficient.

Besides, only Ren has met and complained about Kobold traps and he's a fucking pussy.

>>990795
>Let's just get home, ok?

>>990801
>Asks you to crawl through a field of machineguns with no prior knowledge of the correct path
>Pussy
Have you ever been shot at?
Or died?

Ren has reason to avoid death.

Also Liz tries to push for British things hard.
She tried to call a British physician over hear instead of using a swedish one.

You kiss her in return... And put your hand on her breasts...
Oh my God, they're so soft for a half-dragon and so smooth...

"Hey... Why don't we tumble a little at home?"

"..Why not now?"

She begins to make out with you wildly and lustfully...

Actions

>Try to resist the temptations and just drive home!
>Let's just save it for home, ok?
>...Goddamn it, fine. You'll tumble her right now.
>...Why not here and at home?
>Write-In

>>990804
>Also Liz tries to push for British things hard.
She has no problem with us pushing our Dragon D into her

>>990808
>Try to resist the temptations and just drive home!

>>990808
>...Goddamn it, fine. You'll tumble her right now.
Little reminder to pull out.
>>990809
>SlowClap.png

>>990808
>Try to resist the temptations and just drive home!
I'll switch to this.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

You... You attempt to resist and stop fondling and try to focus on the road.
Liz is a little disappointed...

You eventually get home and pull up...

>Tumble Elizabeth in your lair?
>...No, you have things to do besides that... Go do some work.
>Leave and fly to your mom's place... You should see your son and mom.
>...Go do some science!

>>990815
>Leave and fly to your mom's place... You should see your son and mom.
It's super serious

>>990815
>...Go do some science!
By that I mean get the limb regrowth mutagen.
Then go to mom's place.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Leave and fly to your mom's place!
2=Go do some science!

>>990823
Shit wait get Revenaris before we go.
We said we'd take him.

You get out of the car, shapeshift... And fly to your mom's dimension.

Elizabeth feels a little ignored and confused from you going to tumble her one minute to ignoring her advances the next.
-1 to relations.

Liz however has had a great time other then that, so a +3 to relations.

You begin to fly to your mother's place...

Hey... Maybe we should take Rosa along?

Really?

Yeah... Oh, and Revenaris...We should take him along for Liz... Rosa though is... Well, she's a spellcaster after all. And Cortez's mother.

Actions

>Take Rosa!
>Take Revenaris!
>Take Maria... She needs to be cheered up a little... And you could always use her as an offering to your mom.
>...Take a friend or a child?
>Don't take anyone.
>Write-In

>>990833
>Take Rosa!
>Take Revenaris!

You decide to take Rosa and Revenaris, and fly back to your mom's dimension.

Where to fly to?

>Your mom's lair?
>Explore a little?
>Fly to the Duchy!

>>990849
>Fly to the Duchy!

You begin to fly to the duchy...

Would anons roll me a 1d20 please?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>990854
Witness me.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>990854

13

You fly to the duchy, and land not too far away from it...

Revenaris seems amazed that everything is... Medieval, and you begin to walk into the duchy... When you run into a familiar face.

Your aunt.

She walks up to you, and halts you.

"Hey kid. Remember me?"

Goddamn it.

She smiles.

"Now, I just need you to deliver a letter to your mother from grandad, got it?"

Actions

>...I'm not a kid, aunt.
>I'm not a deliveryboy.
>...Is that it?
>I mean, I guess.
>...Where is grandad anyways?
>So... You think I'm weak,eh?
>Why don't I introduce you to my son...
>Try to hide your dislike of her. She's your aunt... And your mom would hate it if you hated her.
>Write-In

>>990872
>...Where is grandad anyways?
>So... You think I'm weak,eh?
Why does she think that anyways

>>990872
>I mean, I guess.
>Why don't I introduce you to my son...
Personally I'm neutral towards her, leaning on liking her, and wish to be on good terms. I suspect the confrontation between her and Karesteina earlier is more complicated.

"Where is granddad anyways?"

"Kamazaisanika Mountains. Up in the Dwarven holds, next to the human kingdom of Vadalicia."

You have no idea where that is.

"Right... Where is that?"

"Find a map. Should be one in the castle with your child."

"Well... Let me just ask you something... Why do you think I'm weak?"

"Because your... What, four? Not to mention your on my territory alone without any armies or magical defenses. If you weren't related to my sister, we wouldn't be talking."

"Really?"

"I wouldn't exactly talk to someone trespassing on my land. But I'm making an exception in my case. And you could prove useful."

"Doesn't exactly answer the question about why you think I'm weak."

"...More then once I was forced against my will to listen to my sister tell me how adorable you were doing something mundane, how you conquered a city, whatever. Frankly, I consider anyone unable to summon a meteor shower weak, and I already have a description of you..."

"...My mother talks about me?"

"...You expect she doesn't? Before you she obsessed over Richard, then this new egg... Not to mention her lovers... By Tiamat, her lovers... She has an eye for detail, I suppose."

"...Oh. Could I introduce you to my son?"

"Children at four. Huh. Well, hello then."

"Hi."

"...Now, can you deliver that letter before I wait for my brother to get here to deliver it?"

Actions

>...Sorry, but no.
>Can we talk for a bit?
>Sure. I don't see why not.
>...Brother? Who is he?
>About that conversation earlier...
>Are you a mage or something?
>Write-In