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Welcome back, space pirates, to the seventy-first installment of Mecha Space Pirate Quest! As always, I'm Wong, your host. Today, you are once again Admiral Roarke S. Starwind of the Iron Kestrels pirate fleet.


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Last time, you endured terrible trials but made important decisions. Today, it's time to carry them out.
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Time to spend more time with Best girl
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Welcome back Mr. Wong. How was Christmas?
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>>977537

Very merry, thank you!
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Oh shit it is Monday isnt it.
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>>977517
So we are of agreement; Brie is a must on the cheese platter for the wedding and we use buttermilk for the cake icing. No fondant, that shit is way too damn sugary for my liking.
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>>977517
Kestrels BANZAI!
Happy Holiday's Wong
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>>977517
Does Christmas still exist in this setting, or did it get nuked along with everything else?
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>>977586
Well since the Catholic Church still exists I'm assuming Christmas made it.
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>>977586
>>977591
Would be weird if it didn't. Even if you strip away the religious bits, a day to spend with family, giving gifts, and drinking eggnog would help keep people together in the cold depths of space. Don't want to end up like Miss Scrooge Fairchild after all.
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>>977591
Anywhere with the RCC's influence, though I guess the UJCIDF would celebrate Dies Natalis Solis Invicti instead.
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>>977600
Funny enough I don't think Fairy would be Scrooge at all. She'd probably use it as an excuse to get women drunk so she could fuck them.
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>>977609
Thats a valid point, but I don't think there is a day in the week where she wouldn't do that if she had time off. Besides, consider three people who likely are very close to her and celebrate christmas. I'd lose the holiday cheer if Keith tried to drag me to go caroling or attending mass.
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The next few hours are agony, unsurpassed agony. There are so many tiny, seemingly irrelevant choices that are apparently incredibly important...although according to Fatima's rather smug admonitions none of these choices are final because Rosita and Karen aren't contributing yet. For once, you're happy to feel the gut-twisting strain of warp, and leap at the excuse to go get some coffee for the group. Finally, they release you from the hell that is planning your wedding, and you stumble away with visions of buttercream icing and brie cheese platters with tiny sausages (Fatima was happy to inform you that there are non-pork sausages) dancing through your head. Alas, the three women left you in an uncomfortable limbo where you aren't actually sure if there will be steak tacos at your wedding or not. They laughed, but they never said no!

You could just call, but a flower says it louder and a bouqet adds boom to the volume, so you show up at Red Siren's castle on Auditorium with roses. Your timing is superb, she's walking back home with a harried-looking woman with short, dark hair.

"But ma'am, if you'd just take a look at these schematics..." The brunette is trying to show Rosita a holoscreen.

"Hmph! What's wrong with my Harpies?" Red Siren huffs, trying not to look at it.

"Please, ma'am, that's not what I was suggesting! It's just that this new design is, well, it's a lot more safe and reliable." The subordinate keeps trying, bless her heart.

"Mmmmph." The idol makes a noncommittal noise.

"I realize you think Harpies are cute." The subordinate does her best to reason with her employer. You've seen this one before, you think she's Rosita's chief of staff or whatever the equivalent to a First Mate would be in her unusual crew.

"Aren't they just? They're so darling." Red Siren smiles, "Ah, speaking of darlings, mine's finally home! Darling! Daaaarling!" She runs over to you, and she nearly scratches herself on the bouqet with the enthusiasm she hugs you with.

"B-but ma'am, the Valkyrie design is...is...hmph." The brunette hushes, "I'll just have to show everyone personally, then!" She calls out.

"Yes yes, thank you Kathrine! I'm very sorry, but could you take care of things for a while? Darling and I are going to be busy~" Rosita grabs you by the collar of your jacket and pulls you into a kiss, which lasts until the subordinate...Kathrine...shuffles away with a long-suffering expression on her face.

[Continued]
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>>977517
KESTRELS BANZAAAAAAAI!
How are you guys?
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>>977647
Spent time with family, worked on Dutchman variants, made my nephews and niece proud this christmas and had enough eggnog that I was starting to get a cinnamon reaction. Pretty good weekend.
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>>977647
I put on 8 pounds between yesterday and today.
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The kiss lasts for a while, Rosita telling you how much she's missed you lasts even longer.

Of course, you tell her how you've missed her too, "...I had to see you, even if there wasn't a heist I need your help with."

She perks up even more than she was already perked, "My help, darling?" She smiles and rests her cheek on your shoulder, "Yes, you do. Tell me all about it, I'm listening."

"Well, it's going to be a rather stealthy mission, I was told that only two mecha could safely go..." You smile.

She blushes, "Oh Roarke, you really are the sweetest. You and I on a solo raid together? That's just the best, where are we going? Oh, it doesn't even matter, but I still want to know!"

"We're robbing this." You show her the flyer, "I didn't think anyone else would appreciate real treasure the way you do."

"EEEE!" Her reaction is just what you expected, jumping up and down and clapping her hands gleefully.

"I'm glad you like the idea." You tell her.

"I'M GOING TO ROLL AROUND IN GOLD WITH YOU DARLING! WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH! RICH AND OPULENT!" She crows proudly, "I'll just have the chefs prepare dinner for us and we can discuss the details. Won't take two shakes of a lamb's tail." She purrs.

You shake your head, "We don't have time, we need to..." You check your PC as it bwoops, "...apparently get to the spaceport, Miles just confirmed the techs finished refitting the transport, and the less actual lag from its original schedule the better. I'll explain to you what we're doing on the way."

"Wait, Roarke! What about my luggage?" She pouts, "I don't have anything to sleep in!"

"Sleep naked." You suggest.

She smiles, and sticks her hip out to one side, "You're always helpful for that, darling...but I don't have any other outfits to wear."

You nod approvingly, "Good, since we'll be disguised as tugboat crew. Miles has our clothes already waiting for us, and I've already asked for the Archen and your pilot suit to be brought to the shipbay."

She interrogates you further about the method of the heist and the route you're taking. Something about it puts a huge smile on her face. After you're finished, she wraps both of her arms around one of your biceps and hugs herself against you, your arm nearly vanishing in her cleavage, "It's a wonderful idea, but since we're in the area...I was wondering if you would help me with something, too." She winks, "I'll tell you now, it's a stupid idea, and probably dangerous, but if you're in...it would make me very happy."

>[I'm game!]
>[I'm not game!]
>[Tell me what it is first!]
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>>977628
Hells yeah Its time for this awesome quest. Wong is strong.
>>977677
Baloney! there are no calories during the Christmas season! (if only because there's no point in counting daily intake when it breaks five figures.)
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>>977688
>>[I'm game!]
Roarke doesn't afraid of anything
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>>977693
My enlarged gut and man boobs disagree with you sir.
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>>977688
>[I'm game!]
>[Unless it involves something with the wedding. 4 enraged vixens tearing me to shreds is not how I want to go.]
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>>977688
>>[I'm game!]
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>>977628
FINALLY KATHERINE APPEARS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Onee-san! HOHOHOHOHOHOHO~

>>977666
I got to spend some time with my parents, my grandma, some family friends and even with my kung fu master(Who is watching Hunter x Hunter in my bedroom TV as I type...)...
But I may have eated too much... And I'm very tired from the festivities... But I'll try to hold on to my focus and stay here with you guys through the night.
And I realized that a good Kaiser inspired Dutchman for an ace custom can easily get near 300CPs, and even if my idea for it was it being an old and update Dutchman in the second generation timeline... This would be too expensive. So I'm still experimenting with it until I find a good balance.

>>977677
I will only worry about my weight next year, for now "try to not die" will have to be enough.
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>>977688
>>[Tell me what it is first!]
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>>977715
Well, there are plenty of ways to make something similar while keeping costs down. Keeping it medium striker, improving some aspects while lightening others, using lighter shields(since you have two, or just go with one). The Shining Variant was an example I made that was 200 cp so it can be done. Or just get a Kaiser frame and slap a Dutchman head on it.
>>977688
>[I'm game!]
but
>[Tell me what it is first!]
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>>977688
>>[Tell me what it is first!]
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>>977744
I think that my problem was more spending too much in its hands...

Also, Chimaera-anon, if you are reading this, sorry for forgetting about your robot again... I'll kinda sleepy again today, but I'll try to revise it anyway, the only problem is that I'll have to learn how booster packs work first.
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>>977688
>>[I'm game!]
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>>977776
Not something to consider too much really. The thing with the hydraulics is that it does boost the kill by 1. You don't need to go for 8 kill super fists, 7 or 6 would be enough. You could even make the grapple hand held instead of inbuilt, to make things easier.
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You slam your fist into your open palm with a grin, "Let's do it!"

She looks at you questioningly, "Without even asking?"

You wink at her, "It's a favor for you, so my answer is yes."

She laughs and hugs you, "You're the best, darling. It's going to be fun, we're going to do a bit of kidnapping while we're on Europa. Don't worry, the target wants to come with us. Her aunt's grounded her on Europa, but we can't have a proper duet and coordinate our costumes without some face-to-face practice."

You look at her askance, "Wait just a moment..."

She nods proudly, "That's right, darling. We're kidnapping Lysa Fleur. Although, while you're agreeing to kidnap people for me..." She fidgets nervously, "Well, there is someone else I'd like to attend our wedding...but maybe that's a stupid idea, a really stupid idea. She's out of the system and everything, but at least that means nobody would be expecting us."

"Isn't a duet only two people?" You ask, rhetorically to cover your dismay.

"Of course!" There is no question too rhetorical for her to smugly answer, "But it's about family, Roarke, family. My little sister and I were so close as children, and it's just...I want..." For once, she seems to be struggling with her words, "I-I just want to see her again, even if she hates me, even if I made her life more difficult, I know deep down she still wants to come to my wedding just like I want to be there at hers." She looks at you with wide, puppylike eyes, "We wouldn't do it on this trip, of course, there's plenty of time."

>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
>[Gently dissuade her]
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>>977794
>>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
How can you say no to that face
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>>977794
>We're kidnapping Lysa Fleur.

regret intensifies
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>>977794
>>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
also forgot to vote.
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>>977794
>[Gently dissuade her]
Dont want to pick a fight with new super SOUL.
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>>977794
>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
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>>977794
>>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
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>>977805
I don't know man Roarke as a person really values family, doesn't feel like he'd say no to this
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>>977794
>>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
This is the best idea ever...
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>>977794
>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]

We stuff her into the mech storage compartment the second she opens her mouth about peace and understanding.
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>>977811
Well just keep that in mind when new mass produced badasses are beating the shit out of our harpies.
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>>977794
Why not send them a personal invitation as it were? Something flashy of course, but also not flat out kidnapping. I'm sure whomever she is would respect that much more, especially if it's the two of us.
>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
Either way, this is going to be a path of tears and madness. And Fairchild REEEEing all the way.
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>>977823
How would Roarke know that though?
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>>977821

Actually I'm thinking why not just give her the invitation in person. Despite her character flaws, I don't think she would turn down her sister giving her the invitation to her infront of her face.

Also if she really refuses we can still kidnap her and stuff her in the trunk anyways.
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>>977827
Probably find out about it around the time they discover she is currently working out of a giant super ship.
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>>977833
remember to bring the space Duct tape
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>>977839
And we don't know that know so it would be meta gaming to worry about it now
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>>977794
>>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
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Game resumes in an hour so Wong can eat.
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>>977833
The best part is, if we do get a hold of Lysa and drop off the message, we could send Lysa down as well to be with her Auntie as we peace out for some REAL fairchild REEEing.
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oh shit. i almost missed this episode
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>>977839
>>977847
We can deal with some 2XXCP mechs, even more if we have ace support.
Lets admit it, we already knock the crap out of true SOUL mechs, so the MP versions only have a chance if they heavily outnumber us.

Amos would still be a problem though, and thats why we'll need that reactive shield to protect us against his beam weapons... But that would be metagaming(Even if in the name of cooler fights).

>>977873
Okaeri Avalon-san, how was christmas to you?^^

Also, do you guys already decided on what to do with the "Bushi" or do you plan on ignoring it until they are done? I think that giving them to the Stone Soldiers would be a good choice as they are our elite force afterall.
We need to check our number though, as if I'm remeberig correctly, we may have less Bushi than we have A-crew pilots.
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>>977794
>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]

A man's gotta stand by his principles. Protect the waifus' smiles!
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>>977887
I'm not worried about them fighting us, I'm worried about them fighting the rest of our guys. If I was them I would just totally ignore roarke and smash his crew around him until they are too small to be a real threat anymore.
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>>977887
Christmas was nice and quiet.
and by bushi do you mean our entrants?
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>>977909
Problem is that that would make Roarke go out for blood and might just push him to siding with Avalon. Thats one of the reason I think they've haven't been going too hard on us
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>>977922
yeah. the war is the only reason we have what little wiggle room we have.
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>>977794
>[Agree even though it's an awful idea]
finally finished gundam 0079, I've moved on to zeta gundam, now I know where wong got his name from.
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>>977887
I'd honestly say take the Bushi with us when we make our entrance to SOUL. Rocs, Bushi, our improved machines hiding in the wings, and just make a show. Honestly, I would rather wait until we got more updated machines before kitting out the stone soldiers fully. It's a good machine, but they may require specialist commando gear too.
>>977922
And attacking us on the front line so long as we are neutral would be bad. They might get us, but it hurts them and makes things more difficult.
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>>977922
Still its not like we can be everywhere in a fight at once. Either the rest of the crew would have to fight mechs that heavily out match them or we get dog piled.
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>>977930
Can we really call ourselves neutral when we kidnap one of their top engineers? Just send an invitation like one anon said.
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>>977930
I'd rather leave our new mechs a secret that we don't reveal until a fight. Let them think their going to fight Harpies and Bluegills then push their shit in with out new never seen mechs

>>977934
They would do better to make sure we die since our whole navy is a cult of personality
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>>977938
yeah, but we are up against serious security, we should be prepared for a nasty fight
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>>977938
Well yeah but if you are fighting a boss you usually take out the shitty weaker guys first so you can focus. Wouldn't be a problem if it was just a squad or two of them since we could just square off but if they are massed produced they can fight us and mess up our crew at the same time.
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>>977951
Well if were going to attack some place thats fine, but just doing it to rattle our saber lets them know we're making new mechs and ruins our advantage of them not knowing about it.
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>>977938
plus, we're robbing an incredible treasure. we should show off
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>>977975
We don't have them now though
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>>977937
Sssorta? We do kidnap anyone in our path so it's not really a strange thing. Likewise, unlike our standard kidnappings these are pretty benign. One is a idol jam session, and the other is taking her to her sister's wedding with all the fancy trimmings. Hard to paint it badly when the report on her condition is 'picking out maid of honor dress', 'making her choice of entree', and 'having to sit through a dozen wedding practices to make sure it's all good.'
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>>977978
oh. well neverrmind then
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>>977980
I'm pretty sure if you kidnapped an official from the US army and forced them to go to a wedding they would send you to jail.
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>>977996
International waters.
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>>977996
We've done worse
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>>977972
Thunder is right in this one, we should avoid high level battles for until necessary, Shinobi Harpies and Rocs are okay, as are our Pumpkinseeds, but the Bushi and officer mechs should be hidden for use as a trump card in the right moment.
This is why getting those Pumpkinseed II kits would be a good idea for now.
>>977930
The Bushi are heavy mechs that relies on their pilots ability to surpass the rolls of their enemies to work at their prime(Because of their BV weapon and MV penalty), you can't just handle them to B-crew and expect them to be game changer, what makes the Stone Soldiers the right candidates for their use.
About specialist commando gear... Meh, it isn't essential for them, they are used to using mass produced all rounder mechs like Bluegills and now Pumpkinseeds, they don't need pretty toys to show results, and that is a important characteristic of how they work a think of themselfs.

But as Wong already said, we could scrap the Pumpkinseeds II we get to upgrade their mechs with extra weapons, that could give them an edge.


Also... Do we really need to kidnap Erina? Couldn't we just show up and invite her somehow? Do we really have to shoot up everyone just to talk to her?
But robbing some Quliri waifus would be like a dream coming true to our Storm Dragons brothers...
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>>978059
yeah. i have to agree with you on the kidnapping part. and we could tempt the kitty ladies to move to Auditorium with job offers and promises of better treatment
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>>978076
and mention nothing of the ninja weebs who will be wanting to touch their fluffy tails
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>>978082
they may be into that. we don't know it yet.
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>>978076
>>978059
>>978082
They arent on the cat planet anymore though are they? I thought they were on their new ship.
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>>978090
isn't the ship in orbit of that planet
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>>978094
Why?
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>>978076
>>978082
THIS
But I think that after the initial shock, Oda will get all chilvarious and "honoraburu", forcing his crew to be as gentlemenish as possible in dealing with them.

He will probably go on about they being sacred and magical creatures or something too.
>>978097
They didn't left yet, just moved into the new ship. The war on Qul'ri is not over yet, and the Paladins won't let this end so easily.
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>>978097
oops. i misread that. we can still try to get some of the ones that are still on the planet
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>>978104
Some of the ones?
Wait, are we talking about Erina and Amos friends or about Kat ladies?I'm confused now.
>>977938
We could still let the Stone Soldiers pratice with them while we wait for an opening for their use, that would give them some time to adjust, and some feedback on their capabilities.
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>>978135
kat ladies. you can never have too many kat ladies
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It might be a terrible idea. You know only that Rosita's sister is somewhere outside the Solar System, and if she's in Jovian-held extrasolar territories that means she's somewhere where Jovian troops and therefore warships and mecha are likely stationed. You have no idea how you would do this, and even less idea what the odds of success are, but your mind is made up immediately.

"Of course your sister is coming to our wedding." You clap your fist against your chest, "I insist!"

"Really!?" Rosita's eyes shine, "Oh Roarke! Roarke darling!" She has her hands on your chest in a twinkling, and pushes you forward, up against the wall of a building. She goes up on her tiptoes and kisses you so hard her hat falls off. Your shades are left askew.

Red Siren leads you by the hand to the shuttleport, practically floating on an ebullient cloud of bliss. People are staring, but you don't really care. She's humming and occasionally singing wordlessly as she walks, and all of the tunes are original, never heard before anywhere else in the galaxy.

Miles does her best to walk you through what to expect on Europa once you're on board the transport, "Alright, just stay cool when they're inspecting the ship. The Praetorians are gonna be in there for five or ten minutes scouring your ship, and then they're gonna leave except for two squads of...I don't know, Pumpkinseed Deuces maybe?"

"Just two squads?" Rosita pouts, crossing her arms, "I'm a little bit insulted."

"You'll only launch if Roarke is in real trouble. Half a dozen mecha shouldn't be a problem for him." Miles shrugs, "Honestly, my new ride might be able to handle this solo, I have a good feeling about it."

"I saw the main gun, it reminds me a bit of some of the branch Bucephalus company models I've seen. Iskander rifles are supposed to be the new hot thing, what do the markings on it say?." Rosita comments, her attention suddenly very engaged.

"Oh, mine?" Miles feigns modesty the way a scavvie feigns respectability. Then she dives into the conversation too, "It's a Bucephalus model with similar roots and a customized power storage system. It's not really very sturdy, but it's extremely powerful and accurate. I could castrate a gnat or core a small asteroid with that thing."

"Do be careful, dear, it sounds like it would be very easy to get a god complex behind a gun like that." Rosita tuts, crossing her arms.

"There's nothing complex about my godhood!" Miles insists.

Thankfully Fatima isn't there, or the guntalk you hear so much already probably would have lasted all day.

[Continued]
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If we run into Regina don't mention anything about Moe or her having anyone she cares about under us. We have no idea who might here and it would be devastating for her career.
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>>978141
Hum... You know what? The Qul'ri may be very receptive to a third option in this mess if we play our card right, as we aren't space monarchists, "Tottaly not assuming control of your government" jovians or "ALLAHU ACKBAR!COVERT OR DIE!" Martians.
Instead, we are a band of free men and women, led by a handsome and dashing rogue and filled with people that will not care about who you are and what you do if you can just do your job... Unless you get too good on doing it and get showed with fame and riches by being an ace pilot who puts down smug "normie opressors" in shame.

Also, Live shows of Red Siren in Auditorium, "Love is Honest" everyday.
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>>978184
>"Of course your sister is coming to our wedding." You clap your fist against your chest, "I insist!"
>
>Inb4 a lot of pilots dying by SOUL MP because of this.
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>>978184
>Iskander rifles are supposed to be the new hot thing
I see Myrmanon is going to be proud there. Hoping I told the Dutchman's story alright last thread, though I trust Wong when it comes to making it work.
>>978211
Who knows, we might get to fight Lord Ford's fleet as a surprise, kick some more knight ass and then deliver the invitation. We'd even get a free Pally corpse out of it!
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>>978225
Or we could get them to cover us while we face Fairchild's ship to make the invite...

Also, congratulations for Myrmanon, I'm happy for you ^^
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>>978225
Hey, if we argue about ammo and verniers enough Wong might eventually snap and throw every paladin, plus Green lady, plus every jovian and martian ace and legend at us all at once.

And have everyone mutiny. Except Clemmy. Clemmy a pure.
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it's 1:30 here. so i am off to bed. try not to get us all killed
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>>978287
I wouldn't worry this is a pretty simple mission. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
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Eventually, you stop zoning out from their talk about mass drivers versus laser and plasma weaponry, as Miles' wandering verbal detour slowly makes its way back to the job, "Anyway, you both know how to deal with inspectors. I'm sorry about the hairdye, but you're just too distinctive otherwise. Honestly, I'm worried your faces are going to be a problem. Most people have seen you on the news."

Rosita grins like the proverbial Cheshire Cat, "Leave that to me. I can do more than just look pretty with my makeup kit. I can make both of us look like completely different people, given a little preparation time." Her smile becomes unapologetically smug, "There's no area of stardom in which I am not worthy of being called a pirate queen."

Miles claps a hand over her face, "Roarke, did you use those words in front of her, those exact words? Pirate King is a bold goddamn claim to make even with a battleship, four Channel-classes heavy cruisers, one Pangasius-class light cruiser, one Iftrit Millenium light cruiser, two unspecified Avalonian vessels the size of a Jovian light battleship, and now a grand total of...since you merged your fleets...seven transports. If I'm not missing anything, which I could easily be."

"They're perfectly nice words, I liked the sound of them very much." Rosita huffs indignantly.

"I never called myself pirate king at any point." You protest.

Miles stares from one of you to the other, "You're both insane. I blame the Avalonian for this. They started calling you Pirate King and you've gone and believed them."

Rosita squeezes your hand with her long, slender fingers.

"Titles are just words. I'm me, that's what matters. If what Avalon says means that we need more ships and more mecha, then we need more ships and more mecha. I'll just have to get some." You shrug.

Miles lets out an exasperated sigh, "Alright, once you pass inspection, which you will, you'll be cleared to dock at Europa. At exactly 5 AM the following day, you need to be on the bridge and at the designated rendezvous point. You'll be inspected again, but it should be more cursory. While the Praetorian battleship departs, your escorts will attach the towing clamps and make sure the connections are secure, after which they'll ride along with you. You will be dragging the barge at sublight speeds, so it will take an estimated thirty-six standard hours for you to reach the arrival point IF you were going there. By the time you're twenty-three hours in, those escorts need to be gone, and you need to have someone on both ships to synchronize the warp gate projection and fly off with the loot. You can obviously do it before then, but it would be a bad idea whenever there are cruisers around, and they'll be pretty thick for most of the way."

"Mhm, twenty-three hours in along that course..." Red Siren fiddles with her PC, "Ah, we come in range of the Academy's sensors."

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>>978291
>I wouldn't worry this is a pretty simple mission. I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Well, our last milk run curdled so hard we made it a yogurt run. We might come back with cheese this time.

>Wong's FW Treasure raid
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You look at the colonies marked on her screen, "Those are an awful lot of warship berths." You remark mildly.

"I'd expect so, keep in mind the UJCIDF is training people for fleet command as well as piloting." Rosita replies, the two of you downplaying the terrifying cluster of military icons in front of you with professional aplomb.

"Exactly. So twenty-three hours in, we need to be folding void or we're fucked." Miles concludes cheerfully.

"That sounds easy enough." You agree jovially, although it seems like rather a lot CAN go wrong.

"That's right." Rosita smiles at you, and smiling back at her, you feel yourself suddenly a lot more confident.

"So, about that other matter we discussed..." You sling your arm around your pink-haired fiancee's shoulder, and together you begin to plot.

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>>978343
>plot
we talking plot plot or PLOT
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Actually, no, not [Continued]

Two important decisions to make.

We'll start with the first one, whether you make it clear with Lysa in advance that you're coming to get her and when. The second will be whether you go alone to get Lysa or take people with you. Larger groups have more power but are easier to spot, after all.

>[Tell Lysa you're coming]
>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
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>>978381
>>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
We can't let anyone know we're coming. Who knows who has bugged her number. And she would try to stop us from our mission.
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>>978381
>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
Surprise
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>>978381
>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
>Surprise
Surprise Anal.
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>>978381
>>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
When you least expect it, a Roarke comes for you.
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>>978381
>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
Just imagine the damage Fairchild will cause when she hears.
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>>978406
Thats nothing, wait until she sees the videos of some of the duet recording sessions. Think Biggs and Wedge will wonder about the mystery of the phantom screaming?
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>>978381
>>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
Anything to make Fairchild REEEEEEEEEE
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>>978381
>[Don't tell Lysa you're coming]
Funny thing is she would probably (although not certainly) agree, especially if we framed it in terms of making peace and all that jazz. Lysa would probably jump at the idea of a legitimate excuse (like being kidnapped) to get away from fairchild's imposed exile. But.... it's funner this way. She's a star, so not at all hard to find, and this way there's a zero chance of her tipping off the joves.
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You have selected the SURPRISE option.

Now will you...

>[Go alone]
>[Take a group]
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>>978433
>>[Go alone]
Anything else will draw attention
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>>978433
>Go Alone

Also, that pic goes extremely well with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
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>>978433
>>[Go alone]
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>>978433
>[Go alone]
Did someone order a Prince Charming pic up?
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>>978433
>>[Go alone]
Ok, now this will make Jesus REEEEE. My only request is we return her before Fairchild can even return.
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>>978433
>[Take a group]
Gotta have the homies for that quick getaway and ill fitting ski masks.
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>>978444
The concert is happening the same time as our ransoming so thats impossible
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>>978452
the concert and all those events are 3 months away or so. It does not take that long to make a duet. Assuming we went invitation instead of direct kidnapping for Irina, we should be fine.
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>>978476
Funny enough you would be surprised how long it takes to get everything the way it has to be. And Rosita's concerts are probably very involved with alot of dancing. Although if its just one duet then we can probably do it fine. I thought the whole concert was a duet?
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Seems like Wong had too much of the Eggnog.
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Eventually you agree not to contact Lysa Fleur, you can't be sure she's the only one listening...or that she won't independently try to capture you or Red Siren to make up for her failure on 16-Psyche.

These little transport ships are becoming quite familiar. This one is cleaner than most you've been on, polished to a blue-grey sheen almost, and it's newer than most of your other transports. You and Red Siren settle into a berth, and after some time with her makeup kit, you're remade into a visage that surprises even you. Your orange hair has been dyed wolf-grey and piled up under a soft, nearly shapeless cap with a short brim. Red Siren insists on altering your facial structure further with a short grey stubble-beard, sideburns, and mustache too. By the time she's done, you look like a grizzled old man no matter how many times you look at yourself in the mirror and search for your true face. A tough-looking old man, true, but still an old man. She sets to work making herself look older with makeup, too, replacing her eyepatch with a simple but realistic-looking bionic eye and covering up her scar with powder. The two of you have finished by the time you warp, and at 18:00 standard galactic time you've emerged from warm into Europan space, broadcasting your transponder codes.

[Continued]
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>>978538
>Old Roarke is Joseph
OH MY GOD!
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>>978538
Shit about to get all Fabulous up in this bitch
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Instead of regular port authority, a snow-white Channel-class heavy cruiser moves to intercept you, dispersing snow-white Pumpkinseed IIs armed with larger beam guns than you're used to seeing and with double-ended beam sabers that remind you of Loriette's. They're still incredibly fragile compared to the Black Ogre, but they're better-armed than any other Pumpkinseed IIs you've seen and are clearly being flown by professionals.

The transport's mechbay is tiny and sparse, even for a small transport. It's empty except for a pair of Terns and an extremely old and worn Bluegill reconfigured for firefighting and repair work. The Archen and Knuckle Kaiser...the latter recently upgraded with a pair of experimental fist drones...are concealed beneath the floorboards. It would take a while to get them out in an emergency, but if things go as planned you should have plenty of time.

The Pumpkinseed IIs bank gracefully in midair, moving as intuitively together as a flock of geese. It's an impressive display, but as an experienced pilot you recognize it for what it is...a display. Whoever the commander is, they're either a showoff or they really believe all of these unnecessary maneuvers are improving the piloting of their subordinates. A lone Tern follows them in, you presume it's carrying the scanning crew.

The seven machines land in the mechbay, one nearly stepping on the Bluegill but deftly avoiding it at the cost of a few burn marks on the older machine's rust-red paint.

You and the others go to meet them in the mechbay, but when you arrive a tall and extremely distinctive woman is climbing down from her liftwire. Her face is heavily made up in a fashion reminiscent of some culture Oda would probably recognize, and her long, white hair has been dyed black at the tips. Her pilots all have a white pauldron with the Eye of Jove symbol adorning their flight suits, and from the coloration and insignia on hers you'd guess she's a Lieutenant.

She introduces herself crisply as such, "Lieutenant Jane Mappa, I'll be leading this mission today." Her troops begin breaking out rather a lot of equipment and dispersing throughout the ship, "This might take a while. Tell me, who's in charge here?"

"Me." You rumble, trying to sound cantankerous.

[Continued]
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>>978591
Okay how much asshollery are we expecting from these faces?
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>>978591
oh boy, here we go.

I liked eyebrows in the show. Pity she died.
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>>978607
Well, let's see. For starters we should have brought Mika. Second, be glad we didn't bring Avi. Third, from the show she's from, those blond boys were hand picked by her becaue they looked like her crush who was that series Char. It ends poorly for every last one of them.
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>>978608
That's what you get from being honourably stupid.
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>>978617
I know. Hopefully shes not so foolish. And Roarke's a much more gentle opponent compared to Mika after all so hopefully she lives.
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>>978617
The sad part is, the second season has someone who is even worse than her.
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"When I let him be." Red Siren announces smugly. She nails the voice of a cranky but protective old lady perfectly. Her hair she didn't have the heart to dye completely, but she's settled for a faded pink and made it look scraggly and windswept. She's managed to, somehow, bind her breasts down significantly and with her stiff dress she's managed to conceal her figure for the most part.

"Hmph, don't embarrass me in front of company." You grumble at her, "Anyway, girl, I'm the Captain of this ship, so the sooner we can git ta haulin' the better."

The Lieutenant smiles, clasping her palms together, "I'm charmed. Captain...ah, what was your name again?"

"Bowie. David Bowie." You grunt, wishing you had a pipe to chomp on as a prop.

"Captain Bowie, of course." The Lieutenant gets out her PC, activates the holoscreen on mirror mode, and begins fixing her helmethair, "You know, I can't shake the feeling that I've...seen you somewhere before. Maybe an old War documentary or something? You're certainly old enough, sir, may I ask what you did during the War? I'm from a military family, and history is interesting to me, so...I hope I'm not prying." She smiles the smile of someone who means well but is still prying with the full expectation of cooperation.

>[Roll 1d10+15 Fast Talk & Persuasion, you may spend Luck if you wish. For reference, this "session" includes the inspection and kidnapping Lysa Fleur, the actual heist will begin with your Luck fully restored]
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>>978614
Wait...Biscuit better not fuckin bite it. I like that fat bastard. I pretty much already guessed his sisters die somehow
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Rolled 7 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>978630
add 2 luck to this
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Rolled 3 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>978630
Spend 2 luck
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Rolled 7 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>978630
2 luck plz
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>>978630
Oh and go full dirty old man route Wong, women are put off by it and she'll just think we're an old weirdo and stop asking questions.
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>>978645
lets try not to get ourselves arrested right off the bat. Messing with customs agents is a bad way to go.
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>>978630
Not much to me really. Just a poor boy from a poor family, kept running through a Labrynth of work for a bunch of goblin-like buggers. Good lads, would go drinkin' with them but the ma'am's got me by the crystal balls.
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Rolled 6 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>978630
"I'd like to say I'd a been as famous as that Floyd fellow but most of the war t'wer in a hospital for major kidney and liver failure. Horrible stuff. Doin better now mind ya, and met a certain cranky bat in that bed who won my heart anyway. Then I loaded pallets at a depot fer all of 3 weeks until it were all over. Sorry lass, not as gallant as you appear to be, brave soldiers fighten those green shits who came back fer a second whupping"

Probably not what Roarke would go with but I thought it was funny, maybe add 1 luck.
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>>978650
Agreed, just play the part of an old grizzled war vet.
>>978645
Let's not risk you accidentally seducing the customs officer Thunder
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>>978660
Our seduction skill is higher then our persuasion skill so its a waste to not take advantage of it. Besides we don't have to stick with every girl we seduce.
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>>978676

It does have a weakness, though, in that some people it will flat-out not work on. For example, let's say Roarke rolls to seduce Irina and gets a 10, which with his stats means a result of 26. That's way over the usual result needed to affect Irina, but it would flat-out not work because she has an effectively insurmountable bonus in the form of her feelings for Amos. She would get flustered and privately be all "Alright, Rosita has better taste than I thought", but Roarke wouldn't get a bent penny out of her otherwise.
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>>978685
what if we seduced Amos?

Or what if we seduced Amos to get something out of Irina?
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>>978689
Chances are it will curve off of Amos' round head and hit Garret and Simon, making them question their orientation.
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You don't follow your first instinct, which is to make something up. She's from a military family, which means she's likely to spot any mistakes you make. Instead, you give her your most roguish smile, "What I did during the War is still classified, little lady, but if you want to sit on my lap and put a drink in my hand sometime...I might not be able to stop a few stories from spilling out."

"You old coyote!" Red Siren brings the edge of her hand down on the top of your skull hard enough to make you wince, "Don't disappoint the girl! I'm so sorry, Lieutenant. Thirty years of marriage and he still howls at every tail his rheumy eyes can see. Just howls, though. I can still turn his head when I have to." She chuckles, patting your head.

Lieutenant Mappa goes from blushing and looking shocked to smiling and with that sort of tolerant forbearance good-hearted young people have around elderly relatives, "I can tell, you're both very lucky. Sir, I can't guess your rank...but if you really were some sort of special forces, thank you for your service." She shakes your hand, "I don't want you to worry, General Hatsheput has dispatched extra security to this mission, yes, but that doesn't mean we expect anything to go wrong. She's just a remarkably thorough woman, and she's not as tight-fisted with resources as certain...other...Generals in this fleet, so we'll have a full dozen of Jove's finest keeping you safe."

"Oh, thank you. Glad to hear it." You remark, adjusting your hat for want of shades to adjust. This is a complication, yes, but not an insurmountable one, "Won't the bay be a little crowded, though?"

She smiles, "We'll be taking six-hour shifts, half of us in space at any one time...and don't worry, we won't impose on your hospitality, we'll be keeping our mecha parked on the Megamule. It turns out it has a mechbay from its last deployment, and this way we're closer to the cargo in case something goes wrong."

"Glad to hear it, but what about us?" You ask.

She shakes her head, "If the Avalonian terrorists try anything, I'm sure they'll aim for the barge first, it's by far more vulnerable. Don't worry, you'll have six top-grade Jovian mecha patrolling at all times, and six more on standby ready to go if needed. Organization has really improved with the new General in charge, things have gotten a lot more efficient. Good manners and good logistics, that's the Jovian way." Lieutenant Mappa sighs happily. One of her pilots approaches her, salutes, and whispers in her ear. She nods, then smiles at you, "The initial scan shows nothing untoward, no beacon probes attached to your vessel or viruses designed to cripple the navigation AI or anything else. Remember, we're casting off in..." She checks her PC, "A little over ten standard hours."

"Would it be alright if I took a Tern out for a bit?" You ask, "I need to pay some respects while I'm out here."

[Continued]
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I hope we run into Dr.Vogler at some point
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>>978736
Man, there are so many crazy doctors from old robot shows we could use for our R&D team. Mazinger, Getter Robo, they all have crazy doctors. Or things get weird and we find a Avalonian that went Baron Asura.
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>>978736
Not wanting best Mad scientist
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You see Lieutenant Mappa's smile soften. You bet she's thinking of her own pedigreed parents, visiting the graves of friends they lost. Your mother did that too, and briefly, you wonder if your father ever did.

"You have my full permission, just be back in time for launch...and you might want to try to get a full night's sleep in, sir. Just a suggestion." The Lieutenant's words interrupt your musings, but your half-there smile must fit an old man well, because she and her people finish up their work and move out while you power up the Tern and make your way down to the colonies below.

Planetfolk hearing about the Jovian colonies often imagine them like the colonies they see in science lessons or in the Belt, individual tubes or small clusters thereof floating isolated in space. They couldn't be more wrong.

When Clemmy and Karen were setting up the plastic piping for Clemmy's new hamster to live in, there was a period where brightly-colored plastic cylinders were scattered all across the floor while Karen argued that directions were for suckers and she didn't need them. Seeing Jovian civilization in all of its glory reminds you of that. Wherever you look, you can see colonies, or the distant glittering constellation of colonies. The great, pale, icy orb of Europa herself casts light upwards from a direction that could roughly be considered 'down'. From here you can see faint dabs of blue, the tremendous interlinked colonies of the Cetacean Restoration Project.

Perhaps it's just the disguise, perhaps it's because it's been a long time since you came to Jupiter proper, but you find yourself staring out at the lights of your home civilization as you set the Tern to plot a course for a specific colony...and once there, a specific person awaits.
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Huhhhh, back from dozing off into the dream land...

So... Are we kidnapping Lysa while disguised as Joseph and somehow bringing her into a transport with jovian soldiers inside? I'm a little confused now.
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>>978742
I swear it was either him or Dr Saotome for the creator of the Dutchman. He just fits the name too well.
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Wait, did someone post the Dutchman's backstory last thread and I, somehow, missed it?
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>>978742
I already posted him though
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>>978758
I don't recall. Too many damn threads and so many pics, can't recall it all.
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>>978764
3 in the morning Thunder. Ain't gonna get shit right now
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>>978764
Hold up, brain finally caught up with me.
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>>978749
Aye, I posted it. I can give you the diet version so to not clutter things.
Dutchman was originally the Pawn II. The first version was a old war machine that tried to do medium striker before it was feasible, making a cheap machine that was good for burning green stuff and exploding in case a greenman machine comes close to it. Deemed a failure, but the frame was used for the Chessboard project, which made the Cardinal and Rook.
Original designers want to give the machine a revamp. Modernized it, gave it better hydraulics and the quick swap system for adaptability and servicing to be a better grunt in many fields. Was passed up for the Chessboard due to a desire of specialists instead of generalists alongside the original developers not getting along with the Chessboard designers.
So the Pawn II never saw proper production, designers got pissed, remodeled the frame to make it more fitting for it's Dutchman role. Saotome or Wily work for the scientists really. Both are Mad and Angry enough to fit the build. Either way, I trust you to think of how to make it work if there is a issue.
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Game resumes tomorrow at the usual time.
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>>978790
See ya then
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>>978788

I see, so it's a Lunar design of sorts. Would it be reasonable for Maxwell to be RCC? They do run orphanages as a traditional form of charity.
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>>978790
Thanks for running Wong, it was an honor as always.
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>>978796
Would be pretty reasonable. Maxwell Hammer is a german name after all. I could see him being given the machine to pilot, even if he wasn't the one to make it.
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>>978796
Oh, before I forget, how many Knights got scrapped and how many were turned into "Bushi"?
And what do you think about that idea of giving them to the Stone Soldiers? Would this be a appropriate style of mecha for their type of operations or do they prefer more light and versatile ones?

Also, I was searching for some info in old threads and re-read the part with Akai and noted something... Could she give some help to Karen in refitting the Knights? I though that it would be a good chance for her to pass more time with not-so-crazy people, and Karen seemed to get somewhat happy and motherly with all that talk... So maybe Akai would try to enjoy this attention for one of her Idol's waifus while she get a chance... If that is not a problem for you, that is.
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>>978802
>>978796
But yes, Lunar make at it's core. I can throw out the Dutchman F-type as well if interested. It's space only, but true to the Zaku F-type, it's pretty mobile. Ma of 16 and it's booster pack allows it to go 12 MA in a action for hit and run shenanigans.
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>>978788
>His old post in the last thread:
>"It was indeed Lunar based. The Dutchman's original name was the Pawn II, a early model Medium Striker designed for cleaning up greenman messes and torching them. Wasn't really good for anything other than it's drudgery, but the Frame was eventually picked up and the base was used for the Chessboard Project, local Lunar developers sprucing up the old frame and making it useful. The Cardinal would likely be the most successful thing the project put out before the Knightingale's failed testing ended catastrophically. The Pawn II was a side project of that lead by some old faces of the original Pawn team who wanted to show it some proper love and respect. It was designed to be a more adaptable trooper than the original, using the Quick Change mounts for quick battlefield repairs, easy customization, and both a proper thruster portfolio and better armor. Less a death trap and more a proper machine to protect and aid it's pilots. Sadly, it was sort of pushed to the side due to a mix of it's direct link to the Pawn(who's common name was due to pilots saying 'If you get to the other end of the combat zone, you deserve a promotion', it's conflict with the general project(The Chessboard was suppose to use the base frame to make Specialists for their fields, while the Pawn II spat on that and laughed.), and just general budget issues and complications.

In the end, it was a Passion project led by a passionate man, who wanted to see his machine truly thrive and be respected for what it was and became really bitter about the whole thing when it was left to the wayside for other works. I was originally thinking of naming it the Revenge due to that, but I liked the Dutchman better. Here's a picture f the design if you so wish to use it. Have no name for him though."

Also, you continue being impossibly cool as always, senpai.
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Oh, and here is the KAISER MP!

http://pastebin.com/4MitdTZU

Happy Holidays for you all.
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>>978184
>It might be a terrible idea. You know only that Rosita's sister is somewhere outside the Solar System, and if she's in Jovian-held extrasolar territories that means she's somewhere where Jovian troops and therefore warships and mecha are likely stationed. You have no idea how you would do this, and even less idea what the odds of success are, but your mind is made up immediately.
I vote Nighthawk based abduction while they are on leave. Get in, take them, get out, and run away laughing under cloak.
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>>978838
As promised: here isare the transport stats

SECONDARY SHIP: Generic transport
Stats:
Striker Hull (600 Kills, 6 spaces all occupied)
Striker Armor (30 SP)

C-Grade: 1d10+12 for all skill rolls, representing the fact that transports usually take the less talented crew of the Kestrals. When on a special operation for the Admiral, this rank will increase to B grade or even A to represent the experienced crew manning the ship,

Weaponry:
Fore Light Beam Battery (WA 0, 2500m range, 50K, 1 Spaces, Forward 180-degree Arc only)
OR
Deluxe CIWS (WA +0, 650m range, 10K, Space 1, All-Around Arc, automatically attacks any hostile mech that enters range with no penalty and the equivalent of an infinite burst weapon effect)

Subassemblies:
2 Mecha Bays (can support 20 mecha, 2 Spaces)
1 Cargo Hold (500 tons, 1 Space)
1 Passenger Space (90 people, 1 Space)
Can replace the one or both mecha bays with more cargo or passenger space.

Maneuverability:
Takes 150 meters forward travel to change heading 60 degrees.
Takes a -8 to hit mecha (except with CIWS)
Mecha get +8 to hit it.
Can fly 700m per turn, not counting the Microgate Projector.
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>>978591
Can we take precautions so that Lydia's inevitable attempt to use the firefighting bluegill as an escape vehicle fails?
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>>979120
Thank you.
>>979043
The problem is exactly "getting them", as they will probably inside Fairchild's flying fortress...
Maybe we could go clean with Erina sometime when she is out for a day off and hope that she will cooperate with us to be in her sister wedding... But that can be risky too if Amos decides to be a hero or if Keith interfere...

We could use the time we have until them to produce as much robots as possible and go full force on Fairchild too... But that could end our relative freedom of operations by getting too much attention and would reveal our power-level, what may be a bad idea at this point...

I think that we need to get more information on the Qul'ri situation before deciding on a plan of action... And discover a way of getting there too...

Also, we can't forget to make some money out of this as being on another system is a rare opportunity for getting resources without having to worry about much future consequences, and maybe even for getting recruits in this case, as the qul'ri situation could be a very good opportunity to expand our influence.

Temporarily allying with Avalon to get a acess to a Gate or to get support when facing the SOUL MP is also a possibility, but we have to be carefull to not be involved in unwanted consequences,
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>>979246
>The problem is exactly "getting them", as they will probably inside Fairchild's flying fortress...
That's why I said "on leave" Wait until they're in town, kidnap and run away in the cloaky 20MA ship. Also, fyi you aren't allowed to use an image (or series of related images) as an avatar.
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>>979260
>Also, fyi you aren't allowed to use an image (or series of related images) as an avatar.
I just post some random pics depending on the comment, but I don't remember any rules about this on /qst/.
Also, I just really like Megumin images... Is that such a big sin?
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>>979271
>I just post some random pics depending on the comment, but I don't remember any rules about this on /qst/.
That's because its a global rule.
>Global rule 13 Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts
I don't particularly care, but I figured you could use the warning before some Mod passes by and bans you.
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>>979277
Oh, sorry about that, I probably forgot about it.
I wasn't really doing that on purpose most of the time... But sorry anyway.
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>>978622
>>978617
>>978614
Clearly, we must kidnap her and let Kathrine teach her how to properly waifu a Char-clone.
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>>979295
Trust me when I say you don't want to go out with this one. IBO's Char is very much like the original. Mainly because he backstabs his friends, is a manipulative bastard, and has a fondness for little girls. Less they can make her younger, she ain't getting any.
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>>979301
To be fair, Zechs is a pretty Charish Char Clone. Even went through the Original, Z and CCA storylines during Wing right down to a climatic duel during an attempted Colony drop.
Though to be honest, it was mostly a joke. Mostly.
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>>979043
>I vote Nighthawk based abduction while they are on leave. Get in, take them, get out, and run away laughing under cloak.
On second thought, its probably a lot easeir to put pressure on Fairchild somehow to make her order Soul C and their mechanic to come to the wedding. Oh wait, you say we're already kidnapping her niece? How convenient.
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i missed it.
damn it!
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>>977628
Oh neat, Kathrine's here.

I really want to tenderly hug her and tell her I appreciate her.
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>>978184
>branch Bucephalus company models I've seen. Iskander rifles are supposed to be the new hot thing

Aww yeah. Islander making waves.

Although most of the staff would be insulted at being seen as a branch company.
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>>979703
Yeah Wong did her really well.
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>>979780
I'd still make wild and passionate love to her in the cockpit of her mech though.
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>>979799
As long as you aren't some sort of creeper lesbian like that one CO she had back in her military days.
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>>979866
What kind of person does she prefer?
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>>979918
She's a Floyd Beck fan, but she's married to her job right now.
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>>979949
So the awkward engineer who helped her put the Valkyrie together might have a chance?
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>>980008
Maybe, but IIRC Wong said he shipped the Libra's pilot and her for some reason.
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>>980008
Possibly. Though I could also see Captain Harlock syncing well with her. Or her falling for any Char-Clone that she runs into, as long as they aren't a complete Sociopath.

>>980055
I think its the Zodiac thing, since the OZ mobile suits are all named after the Zodiac. Including her own suit.
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>>980071
Interesting thing about that is that both the characters Alexander and Katherine are based on appear in the SRW Z games together.
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>>980055
>>980071
>>980125
I'm not against Alexander x Katherine, it would be cute ^^.
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>>980125
>>980163
>>980055

I can dig it.

The real question is who is brave enough to hit on HUNK.
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>>980205
>>980163
I dunno. Kathrine's been Red Siren's second for years. She could probably casually pay off Maxwell's debt.
Incidentally, do we know if Weight Inefficiency is legal? I'm currently .25 CP over the limit.
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>>980227
You got a stereo or something you can take off? Weight Inefficiency is usually too awkward to be useful.
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>>980227
Did you take a Stereo or other bits and bobs for the mech?
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>>980227
Out of curiosity, how screwed would Red Siren be if she lost Kathrine?
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>>980247
>Weight Inefficiency is usually too awkward to be useful.
Yeah, I saw that. I have a stereo and a Spotlight, so I can take those both out.
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>>980261
Probably a lot less than she would have near the start. She now is engaged to Rorake and has the Kestral's officer corps to lean on, and Kathrine has probably had years to train some competent assistants.
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>>980163
hey Brazillia, did you ever get to talk to that draw-friend of yours?
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>>979918
>>980008
>>979799

What's going on here?
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>>980633
Shenanigans or a phone and home device. Been known to happen.
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>>980633
He uses Einherjar to post twice as much.
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>>980633
Hey Mr.Wong. does Victor and his Templar meet with your approval?
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>>980633
love and passion
also lewd
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By the way, while I'm updating pastebins if anyone knows how many Knights exactly were looted (so any left over after the battle, any taken down by Clemmy, and any taken down by Josiah), that would be helpful. Roarke's personal kills got turned into CP. Plus you have an additional 40 Knights that were with Loriette.
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>>980738

Albino Avalonian with a Knight refitted for speed and maneuverability, right? Yeah, provided there aren't any mechanical problems with the Templar.
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>>980745
Not sure if you saw, but I stated the Tern last thread.
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So, let's start things off with a 1d10+12 Int+Awareness roll, first come first served.
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>>980765
me and Brazillia have gone over it many times. it's ready to go and frighten people shitless
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Rolled 7 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>980779
Roarke is very aware
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>>980773

Yes you did. I loved the Nighthawk, by the way, a very useful adaptation.
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Rolled 9 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>980779
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Rolled 3 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>980779
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>>980745
Top of my head we got about 4 from josiah(3 if you consider the assist when we grappled one), 2 or so from Clemmy(plus whatever that Medium was. We need to look at that.), a team the stone soldiers took out, the ones the Twins and Moes took down, plus the 6 body guards. I'd say from the top of my head, 40-41. We did take out close to 20 ourselves and the lion share were facing us. So thats 80 Osano-wos.
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>>980865
That's a lot of Officer grade mechs we're giving Oda that I feel more than uncomfortable giving him.
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>>980888
It should be split between our crews to get them to about the same number as each other with preference given to ships with the worst machines
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>>980888
>>980912

It will be some time before they're all repaired, though.
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>>980921
Still better to plan how we want to split them up
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Alternate version of the Nighthawk. Now with 100kg per soldier(assuming max load), more speed, and VOTL.
http://pastebin.com/Ek2ALeXz
Feel free to use either statblock.
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>>980888
best idea I can think of is to use some as guard machines for the bases. 25 for each with 30 for Oda. Aside from the Rhinehawk crew, they are probably the closest to being promoted to A class crew, though if they swell enough that might change.
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>>981022
>>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981005

The Rhinehawk is kind of a weird case, because for a very brief while it DID have A-class crew. Avi leveled everyone up during the Battle of Auditorium...but making the Rhinehawk larger and recruiting newbies brought the ship's average down, so it stayed at B.
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>>981022
>>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981022
>>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981022
>>[Interfere, it's a fistfight]
Angry old man yells at ruffians for both causing a scene and not knowing how to fist fight properly.
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>>981022
>[Interfere, it's a fistfight]
We can talk our way out of this if the worst happens
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>>980633
Just a guy trying to make a fictional character feel appreciated.

Also, phoneposting.
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>>981044
You know, there are rules for having crew with a +15 modifier. Its in the ATM, page 85.
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>>981022
>“Like I said, I might as well just beat you here and shave one off my list of competition! You'll find out why I'm NUMBER ONE on the underground circuit!”

Awww Yisss, it's 'Lightning' McClin....

>with short red hair and an armored flight jacket

Wait a Jove-damned minute, Mr. Wong. That ain't McClintock!

Also
>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981022
>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
Roarke doesnt seem like the sort to interfere in two guys personal fight.
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You've never been on a really, really upscale colony like this before. You've never thought of yourself as a Belt bumpkin before...after all, you were born on the Ionian colonies...but you feel as though you're gawking like a rustic once you've paid your parking fee and left the mechport to see the colony in all of its glory. Towers, tall and pointed at the tips, stand out through a dense urban sprawl that receives additional oxygenation from drifting clumps of lighter-than-air moss from Venus. A Plecostomus street-cleaner mech rumbles past you, its mighty circular scrubbers lifted out of the way as they aren't in use, and you barely avoid being run over. The pilot in his defenseless-looking transparent cockpit shouts obscenities at you and makes a rude gesture, which you ignore. The city clustered around the colony's port isn't what concerns you, though, it's the palatial artificial wilderness outside of it. You're used to the plain and functional farms of California Station, but these are estates, and tremendously opulent ones at that, even from here the forests and lakes look manicured and neatly arranged. The density of buildings along the road diminishes as you make your way out of town, and even here there are establishments less luxurious than the downtown places that cater to the Jovian elite. You've traded in the plain jumpsuit of a poor but honest space trucker for your handy mail-carrier's uniform that you last used when you wanted to sneak a message to Samantha before her defection, because mail-carriers are everywhere and it makes a convenient disguise. Your attention is almost entirely focused on what you're about to get yourself into, which is why you almost don't hear the sound of shattered glass.

Almost.

You duck under the chair that goes whizzing by your head, trailed by shards of the window it just flew through, and come up with your fists in a position to blindside whatever idiot just tried to brain you with it...only to discover that there isn't one idiot, there are two of them. They come tumbling out the door into the street, breaking away from each other and then charging back in, fists flying.

“Yahoo! Alright motherfucker, NOW it's a fight!” Crows a leanly muscled man with spiky yellow hair and an armored flight jacket, “Like I said, I might as well just beat you here and shave one off my list of competition! You'll find out why I'm NUMBER ONE on the underground circuit!”

“Idiot, don't go adding to my debt!” Snaps an equally fit man with unkempt black hair reaching down past his jaws. “Barkeep, none of this is my fault, I'm not paying for it.”

“Someone is.” Grunts the barkeep, a sour-looking middle-aged woman who might've been pretty decades ago but has seen a lot of hard road since.

>[Interfere, it's a fistfight]
>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981098
>>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
voting again.
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>>981076

That was legitimately a mistake on my part, which is now fixed.
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>>981098
>>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
Recasting vote
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>>981098
>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]

Poor Libraguy.
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>>981098
>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981098
>>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]
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>>981098
>>[Interfere, it's a fistfight]
I still stick by going full angry old man at both of them.
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>>981098
>[Better not, the cops might be coming and you're in disguise...]

Lol, if this is becoming a thing, there should be a dopplerganger of McClintock somewhere.
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"Don't go acting all mature like you didn't start this!" The blonde throws an admirable roundhouse, but he's leaning forward too far and putting too much of his weight behind it, if it were you fighting him you'd take advantage of that.

"Because I didn't! For the last time, McFlintlock, stop this nonsense!" The dark-haired one dodges neatly, counterattacking with a neat one-two that bounce off the blonde's stomach. Good form, but not enough power, the blonde keeps charging in.

"I told you, that isn't my name! Bastard! First you pretend you haven't heard of me then you deliberately say it wrong!" Howls the blonde.

"Justice was never on your side. I didn't want to, but I'll knock you out and show you how a real man behaves."

"Motherfucker!"

You shake your head. You want to knock them both down and make them pay for the damages they caused, but you don't have time and you can see the barkeep talking into her PC. It's only a matter of time before the Colony Defense Force...or worse, the UJCIDF...shows up.

"My, my. I keep getting older, headstrong young men stay exactly the same." Sighs an old woman with sufficiently dark skin for you to assume she might be part Martian, although she's dressed in Jovian fashion. She looks at you and smiles, adjusting the parcels in her arms. "Although I don't think all of the fire has gone out of YOU yet." She looks you over, "If the grandkids weren't expecting Gramma Sune to visit soon for dinner, I might take you out for a drink myself, handsome." She winks.

You grin back at her, "Alas for work and family. I'm sure we'll meet again, though." You adjust your empty message capsule under your arm, and she chuckles and sets off down the road in the opposite direction.

You continue your walk. You were right, outside of town it's all palatial estates and forests that were clearly never grown naturally, sculpted too neatly into parks and paths and scenic dells. Most of the houses are set far back from the road, and by the time you locate the right one even you're a little bit tired. You never learned how to properly ride a jetbike, but you still wish you'd rented one. In hindsight, Rosita might have been a better choice for this...but you can't see her choosing not to draw her pistols on the two men and scolding them for causing a ruckus. True stars don't just draw the spotlight, they create it.

[Continued]
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>>981220
>"My, my. I keep getting older, headstrong young men stay exactly the same." Sighs an old woman with sufficiently dark skin for you to assume she might be part Martian, although she's dressed in Jovian fashion. She looks at you and smiles, adjusting the parcels in her arms. "Although I don't think all of the fire has gone out of YOU yet." She looks you over, "If the grandkids weren't expecting Gramma Sune to visit soon for dinner, I might take you out for a drink myself, handsome." She winks.

YESSSSSS
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Speaking of stars, you're lucky you're in the kind of shape you're in, or they'd be out by the time you got to your destination.

"So this is what other people's taxes pay for." You scratch your head, gazing down on a sprawling, basalt-dark mansion done in some flattish wide-roofed style that you aren't rich enough to know the proper name of. Samantha might know it. Set in an artificial valley, the mansion is absolutely drowning in a field of mixed flowers. They're random enough to look wild, but pinks, purples, crimson, and orange predominate, with hints of electric blue. When the artificial wind hits it, it's like a sea of dark fire.

It doesn't so much have a driveway as a road, half a mile of glittering white interlocking stones. From the main road, you thought you glimpsed what looked like a large pool and a hedge maze of flowers for some reason.

>[Go in from the front]
>[Be sneaky and circle around]
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>>981264
>>[Go in from the front]
Much less suspicious than them finding a messenger sneaking around
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>>981264
>>[Go in from the front]
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>>981264
>>[Go in from the front]
We are a delivery guy so going from the front to talk about a package for the young lady would make sense.
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>>981264
>>[Go in from the front]
Deliveries go to the front door
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>>981264
>>[Go in from the front]
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You briefly consider circling around, just out of curiosity about the hedge maze behind the estate, which extends so far into the shadow of the valley that there's never an angle that lets you see where it ends. A dip in the pool sounds good too, but that would ruin your disguise. No, there's no way to do this but directly. Besides, you're sure you've been pegged by hidden security drones of some kind or another and you don't fancy getting shot before you reach the mansion proper. You walk up to the front door, and have time to whistle a number of your favorite songs on the way.

The doors are as tall as those you imagine seeing at some ancient backwater planet temple. It's funny, but from what you've seen of her General Fairchild isn't a very tall woman, so the diminutizing effect of those mighty wooden portals must be even more extreme than what you feel, staring them down. You're not prone to such thoughts normally, hence only having them this late, but you've truly gone and set foot inside the den of your enemy this time. The high pillars flanking the door and roundabout at the end of the driveway are a common sight in Jovian architecture, but these lack the usual shape. They're too smooth. Honestly, the house almost looks Asian-inspired to you, from what you've seen hanging around with Oda...but without the class. The roof is the same general shape, and so is the layout, but it lacks the pagoda-like shingling customary to the Ancient Terran orient and many of the more distinctive frills, and concessions have clearly been made to the Jovian aesthetic such as the promenade of columns. On the whole, you think rather less of it for this ambivalent design. The driveway splits in two at the front door and circles the building, likely leading to garage space.

You look for a knocker, something to buzz, but the doors are flat, featureless apart from a palmpad to one side. You know it won't respond, and if they can get a fingerprint from you it might get flagged, so you raise your fist and are about to knock when a feminine voice chirps irritatedly from a hidden speaker, “The front door is for the lady of the house and guests ONLY. Deliveries go around to the SIDE door. On the left side, you do know your left from your right, don't you? The last time one of you people...” The way the presumed housekeeper says 'you people' is faintly scornful, “...came here he went the wrong way and we found him poking through the General's garage. He won't be making that mistake again, which probably explains why he isn't here and you are.”

You roll your eyes beneath the brim of your cap, and point, “Er, that way, ma'am?” You force a faint servile whine into your voice.

“Yes, that way. Juno preserve me, what kind of idiots do they hire...” The commfeed cuts off with a grumble. You shrug and make your way around the house to a much smaller, plainer door.

[Continued]
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Alright, this is mostly done, but...could someone humor me with a 1d10+15 roll?
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Rolled 10 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>981518
..can I put 1 luck on it?
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>>981531
That'll do anon, that'll do
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>>981531
nice roll Anon
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Once again, you have to hit a buzzer. This unimpresses you. It unimpresses you quite a lot, which is not a thing you thought was possible.

The inconvenience, the waiting, the sheer stuffy officiousness of the housekeeper, it all speaks of a residence that thinks entirely too highly of itself.

As much as it may speak to a frightening degree of a poor young girl's desire to be a princess and have her own fairytale castle, you've never had to go through this much trouble to visit Red Siren's palace, which is even bigger and fancier. You would honestly take walking in on a tiger in the garden again over having to stand here and wait for much longer.

At last, the side-door swings open, a bored-looking maid standing there with her arms crossed, "State your business." Her outfit is just a bit too risque for a proper maid. It might be attractive and you're sure most people would find it alluring, but you've been exposed to a more refined class of maid through Samantha and...again...through Oda and his cafes. This one's hair is the color of honey, with a bit of curl to it.

"A package for the young lady, Lysa Fleur." You heft the message capsule.

The maid sighs and rolls her eyes, "Great, more fanmail." She leans a little closer to you and whispers, "I bet she leaked her location to the holonet herself. She may act like Little Miss Perfect, but a girl her age can't be a S-Pop singer and not get a swollen head."

You nod seriously, stroking your fake beard, "It's probably just as you said, but a customer is a customer, right?" You do your best to look wise and full of worldly experience.

The maid laughs softly, "Yes, that's not a bad way to look at it. Sorry, I'm just a little bitter, the housekeeper turns into a tyrant every time the General leaves her in charge and both she and Little Miss Fleur keep forgetting that I'm not actually hired to do dishes and manage the vaccuum-drones."

"Aren't you a maid?" You take a second look at her, your composure slipping slightly. You expect to see a weapon somewhere, and are poised to defend yourself.

She laughs even harder, "Yes, I am. It's just, uh, not that kind of maid. The only carpets I clean aren't on the floor, if you know what I mean. I'm more like...like a handmaiden, I guess." She chuckles and shakes her head, "I don't know how, but somehow you've put me in a good mood. Normal procedure is that I take the capsule and tell you to stand out here and hope you get a tip...but the General isn't home, so I guess it's alright to bring you in. You look like you've been walking, what happened to the scooters you guys normally have?"

You shrug, "It broke down on the way here. I already let the company know and they have someone coming out to collect it and me, but I was already close to the mansion and thought I'd just walk here and make the delivery."

[Continued]
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>>981569
Nice to see Fairy hired a woman who looks similar to Clemmy
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>>981588
More the art style than anything
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inb4 space skeleton.
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>>981602
If thats who I think it is, she's from the same story. Going with the Ginyu force pose too.
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>>981607
Hopefully she doesnt have the same dietary habits.
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"At your age? You're a hero. Come on, if the housekeeper has any problems with you sitting for a while and having some lemonade I'll tell her to bite me." The maid ushers you inside and locks the door.

The inside of the mansion doesn't impress you much either. Yes, you're looking at an awful lot of wealth and what's probably considered good taste, but...it just doesn't match the building's exterior. Too many marble statues of semi-nude women, too high a ceiling, too much ornamentation. Of course, as you look at pictures of what's unquestionably a larval Hermione Fairchild seated next to a severe-looking woman in business dress who closely resembles her, the explanation occurs that this house might have been in the family for generations, redecorated to suit each new head of household's tastes. There are a lot of couches, places to spontaneously lounge, and also a lot of books...poetry, judging from the titles. That surprises you. You rather expected hard-backed chairs and a spartan militarism of decor.

You spot something curious while examining one of the statues more closely, while the maid chatters about how she thinks the marble piece resembles her a little...which, frankly, you disagree with. Outside the window, sticking out of a stump, is a tremendously heavy machete too large to wield with one hand, with what looks like slabs of cement strapped to its sides to add weight. A number of poles have been set up, with small gourds dangling from strings at different heights.

And then she appears, clad in a simple, ruffle-edged white top with a picture of a pink bunny on the back, and loose pink plaid pants.

Lysa Fleur does not walk the way you expected. She walks like a stalking panther, each movement certain and precise. In her hands is a long, soft-looking rope, looped several times around her hand and forearm and tipped with a metal weight about the size of a plum on either end. Her expression is soft and dreamy as she lets the two ends have some slack and begins swinging them. You can't hear them, but you can envision perfectly the dull whup-whup-whup as the ropes cut through the air. She spins them around her body, their orbits criss-crossing multiple times without striking each other.
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>>981649
So Karen WAS right about Lysa. Total S. Kinda feel sorry for Jesus there.
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>>981676
What? What did Karen say about Lysa
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>>981682
That she was a sadist
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>>981682
Sado in Sadomasochistic
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>>981676

Whips are several tiers below meteor hammers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPO6nwQvxY
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>>981687
>>981699
Because of the whip thingy?
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>>981649
Oh god, is she gonna go Gogo on us?
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Oh, also, give me another 1d10+12 Intelligence+Awareness roll.
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Rolled 6 + 142 (1d10 + 142)

>>981711
I wouldn't worry too much

>>981718
Rolling
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>981718
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Rolled 7 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>981721
>>981718
Whoops wrong modifier
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Rolled 2 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>981718
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

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>>981752
Hope thats an opposed roll
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>>981752
Well, we beat them in terms of raw numbers, but my concern will still be a thing.
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"Both hands again? Ugh, does she have to show off even with nobody around?" The maid grouses.

Normally you would be all for making fun of Lysa Fleur, who you hold personally more responsible than anyone else for things going to hell on 16-Psyche. On the other hand, apart from Naomi Heim being captured, things turned out pretty well for you. Mecha can be fixed, losses can be avenged, but forcing General Fairchild to eat crow and give you a space-fortress is forever. Gratitude isn't what holds you back, though, it's watching how she fights.

You expect her to swing the ends like short flails, but no, she surprises you. She casts one foot forward, the other nearly lifting off the ground as one hand slackens its grip on the rope and the other casts it forward. With a precision no thrown knife can match, the weight soars directly through the air and smashes a gourd. As lightly as a gazelle, her posture shifts the other way, and with a casual flick of her other wrist she reverses it. For a moment, the rope is stretched to its full extent, resembling a staff three or four times the grl's own height as it hisses through the air towards one of the highest-placed gourds and smashes it, pulp raining down. Lysa brings her hands together near the center of her chest, elbows out, turning her body just enough to precisely draw the rope back towards her a certain distance during its arc, whipping it through a third gourd and barely avoiding the pole.

It turns out those first gourds were a warmup, her pace increasing exponentially. The weights at the ends of the rope are a blur, and for the closer gourds she has enough slack in the rope to strike with both ends simultaneously. Her movements are beautiful, dance-like, and as both a fighter and a pilot you shut out the maid's chatter and just...watch. She's too young for your tastes, and there are many reasons you dislike her, good reasons, but seeing her dance with the hammers is like watching a ballet. An intricate dance, and as the sun makes the white rope gleam like golden fire it's easy to forget the speed of those heavy metal fruits traversing the ends. Eventually, the idol stands in a circle of shattered vegetables, slowing the pace and gradually winding the ropes back around her arms with the motion. As casually as a child walking while skipping rope, she turns around...and her eyes meet yours.

[Continued]
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>>981827
prepare to dodge in 3..2..1
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Wonder how well she'll do once we master Void style and can throw trees and giant boulders at her
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>>981856

I think I once promised there would be no Newtype bullshit in this quest or something.

I never once promised there wouldn't be kung-fu manga bullshit.
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>>981856
nah. we will muon ken her flying projectile and the shockwave of the thing exploding will travel up the rope and shatter her bones.
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>>981859
I mean we're training under Master Asia so I assumed we would eventually be able to fight mechs bare handed or kick skyscrapers out of the ground
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>>981859
You gave us Master Asia.

Kung Fu Bullshit was pretty much a given.
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>>981856
we'd probably obliterate her weapon or start doing vacuum wave punches or some shit.

>>981859
speaking of newtype bullshit i'm most of the way through my first viewing of zeta gundam I think, does the newtype shit get worse from here on out (its already kinda rampant) or does it get toned down a bit?
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>>981872
Oh it gets worse. Both in terms of the amount and the shit they do to new types. Wait until you look at Blue Destiny and the EXAM system.
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Your throat goes just a little bit dry as you see recognition blossom on her face. Even though you're in disguise, even though she's only seen you once, she seems to know you. It distracts her, apparently, because one of the weights thonks her hard on the tip of the elbow and she clutches that arm, wincing.

“Hmph. It's not my job to handle first aid.” The maid crosses her arms, looking nonplussed, “She's off her game.” She looks at you with an air of curiosity, not yet suspicion.

You do your best innocent old man face, “Do you think I creeped her out? I mean, she is a celebrity, and she did just see me looking through the window at her and, well...” You heave a sad sigh, “I don't have the same effect on women that I used to.”

“There there, grandpa.” The maid pats your shoulder, “You're still very handsome. Wow, actually...” She squeezes your shoulder, “You're really built.”

“I try to work out. I've got to set an example for the next generation, after all.” You give her an embarrassed smile.

Meanwhile, Lysa Fleur flounces inside, still rubbing her elbow. The door doesn't connect to this room, but moments later, you hear someone playing a piano. They're playing in a classical style, and quite expertly to your ear even though this isn't the sort of piano music you prefer. To your mind, the natural habitat of the piano is in a darkened bar, played by someone who can put a little trouble on the keys. This is too lighthearted for your tastes, overly sweet and with a chalky aftertaste. The message is clear, though, she isn't raising an alarm as far as you can tell, and unless she's playing some sort of trick with pre-recorded music she isn't contacting anyone on her PC either. She's also waiting for you to come to her, rather than the other way around.

>[How do you want to handle this once you go in there? The more specifics, the better, and because Wong needs to eat now you have time]
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>>981879
EXAM was pretty damn fucking cool though.

Not sure if i like the continuation and Pale Rider
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>>981881
Do we actually have a proper invitation card inside the box we're delivering though?
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>>981872

You are deep in Newtype bullshit territory because you're at that point where Newtypes are known but the various factions haven't managed to stuff them all in Mobile Armors or Psychoframe'd Mobile Suits and get most of them killed yet.

The true irony of gundam is that the only reason Deikun Zeon wasn't correct is that Newtypes always get immediately turned into weapons. I personally feel like the only reason Newtypes survive is because so many are weak enough as to have no meaningful advantage and therefore live long enough to reproduce.
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>>981896
I swear Kamiille has pulled the whole "I sense danger!" thing like 15 times already when it comes to saving people being unlucky, idiots or both.

also someone a thread or 2 ago asked what my favorite mech so far was since i'm only just getting into gundam; its the Z'gok, monoeye is best, I like the head shape and I like aquatic machinery anyway
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So I was playing Rance VI while following along the thread, and came across this.

Had myself a good laugh.
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>>981881
>"Hello Miss Fleur, I was sent to deliver a very important package to you. Some girl with some dyed hair gave it too me, red maybe? Nowhere near as pretty as my wife's hair though. Now there was a looker. Ah sorry, you know us old folks always getting sidetracked about the good old days. Here's the letter though. The person who gave it too me did tell me to wait to here your response.
>Inside the box is a letter that tells her about Rosita wanting to practice with her and a location she can go to to meet us to ferry her to Auditorium

We can't be sure that no one else is listening so better to go with the disguise and give her non verbal ques

>>981904
How far are you in Zeta though
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>>981908
I kinda wanna meet Space Rance now
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>>981904

Kamille's Newtype abilities are a lot more foresight-focused than Amuro's, supposedly. He's really, really good at detecting danger in advance. You haven't seen Judeau in ZZ yet, but Judeau by contrast is more like a goddamned wizard and so is Haman Karn. After that I feel like there's less outright Newtype bullshit, but it varies.

>Z'gok

Patrician taste.


>>981890

About that, I left it sort of vague for a reason. If you decide that you and Red Siren planned that out together, then yes, you do. That would let you conduct things in front of the maid, if you want, and it does fit Red Siren's way of doing business.
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>>981910
uh... just finished episode 29, was this one 50 episodes long or 43 like the first one?

haven't found a mech I like the look of in zeta, so my favorite is still the 0079 z'gok so far.
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>>981896
Not like double Zeta and other bits of the time line help. run out of new types? Make artificial ones! Or stuff a newtype's soul into some machinery to make your guys just as good! With the way they treat them, you'd think Ghiren's brain was in a jar being evil somewhere.
>>981881
Best way to go about it would be to be respectful to a degree. A friendly ol grampa to the camera. Keep the mention of Red Siren on the down low for the most part, and if brought up mention the wifey. Goal should be to mention we are in town for a little while, and the ship name. Make small talk to tell her when and where to meet us if interested, but don't try anything. The message in the container should work as well for the invite, hopefully. Could even say we are willing to taxi her to the new exhibit if she wants to see it.
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>>981932
You haven't seen The O or the Quibly yet. And just wait the newtype powers will get much worse the further you go in Zeta
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>>981917
Roarke is pretty much him, actually. Only not nearly as brutal, horny, and we limit ourselves to only five or six waifus.
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>>981944
>newtype powers will get much worse the further you go in Zeta
I figured as much, does anyone ever develop some sort of newtype jamming system? I mean there has to be some sort of wave or energy that enters and leaves their heads for the shit they pull so there should be a way to disrupt it.
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>>981952
As far as I remember in Zeta there wasn't any jamming
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>>981956
ah well, also... should I just avoid SEED altogether when it comes time for that or should I try and slog my way through? everything i've read about it is mediocre at best and the second part of it is supposedly the worst entry in the series
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>>981930
im just going to wait for options to pile up because if it isnt about how to lead a country i know jack shit
>>981910
this looks good.
except it's worded in a way that she can refuse.
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>>981963
I'd say skip it I haven't watched it and I don't plan too

>>981968
Be a little weird if we phrased it as she couldn't refuse, what would whoever is listening think of that
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>>981968
Thats alright considering she is the one who wanted the jam session. It's akin of her changing her mind so it's no skin off our back. Besides, she just used a shaolin weapon like a pro. Being cautious would be a good idea for us.
>>981963
Skip SEED. I can give you the basis for it and Destiny, but it boils down to 'Jesus keeps fucking it up, who thought making a select number of people super genetically engineered a good idea' and 'God damn it Jesus you giant fucking crybaby hypocrit. You made Darth Idol leader of the free world you stupid twat'
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>>981963
Ehhh, just slog through it, it'll make the earlier series shine the brighter and the later ones even better
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>>981963

Skip it like I did. Watch 00 though. Yes, the cast is a bunch of bishonen worse than Wing, but it has tip-top-tier designs, some really excellent fights, and straight-up one or two of my favorite gundam villains.
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>>981963
Oh make sure to watch G Gundam too, and which characters are you digging in Zeta?
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>>981994
And Patrick Colasour, the most unkillable man in the world.
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>>982000
i liked haman's character. it's pretty fun and original
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>>982008

Luck 10 for sure, also possibly a candidate for Rosita and Roarke's son if the group chooses him over Dio or Kamille when the generation 2 game rolls around. If I even do a choice, I might change my mind before then. We may be on part 70, but I have a lot more material for this quest, it should go on for a good, long time provided I don't get eaten by skinwalkers or start a cult or something.
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>>982000
so far... eh no ones really grabbing me, yazan's kinda entertaining, kamille is basically a plot device, fa, reccoa, katz and sarah are annoying, how many fucking times does somebody have to hijack a mech on the argama before they start increasing security in the damn mech bay.
Jerid is ok I guess, scirocco is an ass, why is hayato's head so square?

and I do plan to watch everything but SEED if its a series, not sure which movies/OVA's are needed to understand stuff if any though
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>>982019

I think I said it before, but Haman is one of my favorite gundam characters, and that might actually be why I make Fairchild so unpleasant and different, to keep them sternly separated in my mind.
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>>982026
Considering we'll have a bunch of kids just do the most fair thing, roll a dice
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>>982026
Just be careful when you go innawoods. But 00 is without a doubt one of my favorite Gundam seriess
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>>982026
>start a cult or something
This IS your cult.
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>>982040
Wong, I'm not gonna fight skinwalkers or any other spoopy things for you
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>>982032

I remember /m/ made the argument that locking the mecha when they need to emergency scramble in a hurry (and occasionally switch pilots around) would be an operational problem. I don't really buy it.

The way I see it, line mecha are generally kept unlocked, ace mecha generally have a lock. Pirates are more likely to lock theirs than the military, for obvious reasons. If this wasn't the case, Bruce Kelly would have nicked a SOUL mecha and joined the Battle of Auditorium just to fuck cunts up.
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>>982036
So a d100 by the end of gen 1?
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>>982058
Realistically between a d12 and a d18
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>>982056
Are locks by-passable with a high enough skill? Or is it a done deal if you buy the deluxe model locks compared to the standard?
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>>982059
There is nothing realistic about the ammount of kids we'll be having. Clemmy would probably want so many, and the moment we get the tech to make Sammy tube babies, We are going to have plenty there. Probably would be best to do it the SRW way. Do you want to go Real Robot or Super Robot to start?
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>>982068

You could indeed have plenty, but there's a lot Clemmy isn't able to do while she's pregnant and Samantha has a busy life too. Having kids is a big decision, even for a pirate like Roarke, over a dozen seems likely but most will be too young for play in generation 2.
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>>982080
Wong Space Mech Wolfs when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeqIi7Mv44
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>>982026
hey! starting a cult isn't a excuse!
i'd join your cult to the 80's in a heart beat
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>>982080
As long as they get to roll with Oda Nobukatsu (I think I'm spelling that right) and maybe flint's spawn, as well as Miles and Richard's, it'll be cool. Would Roarke ever have a kid with our resident anchorwoman outside of marriage? Anyway the next generation also opens up just plain new opportunities for absolutely unrelated characters as well and faction shake ups so it'd be interesting to see.
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>>982095
hell no.
we a honest man! if we got her pregger's we'd marry her to!
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>>982095
Get ready for Titans, AJUG, and Neo Avalon
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For Thunderbolt whats better, December sky or the four episodes?
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>>982106
I expect some sort of Space Fleet leaving for a while, returning and a older Jesus going 'PSYCHE I HAVE RETURNED!' before firing his damn sniper nuke.
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>>982106
i want the belt to be a respected and feared allie
a cold war with avalon
high tensions between the belt and earth space.
and mars and the belt being allies.
that's all i want.
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>>982144
I've only seen the episodes (and they were fantastic, especially if you know a bit of UC and look at character motivations in context) but I hear the movie was also very good and a must recommend.
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“Do you know if she tips?” You innocently ask the maid.

She shrugs, “She hasn't been here very long. She's the General's niece or something. It's funny, that, I've never heard of the General having siblings. She's never tipped me. The General does, but that's different.”

You'd noticed it too. Pictures of Fairchild, pictures of her mother, but none of any other relatives, male or female. Other possibilities spring to mind, but you keep them to yourself. Lysa just doesn't strike you as the General's daughter. They both have pink hair, yes, and that is very rare...but not impossible. After all, Rosita has it too. Maybe the General is estranged from her siblings? It could be a case of parents that hate each other, each one raising a sibling or two in solitude...but that sounds like the plot of a drama simflick and you're not much into those, “It's very strange.” You agree noncommittally, “I still hope she tips.”

“Anything to get you to retirement, yeah. We've all gotta work in this world.” The maid notes with a sigh, as the two of you make your way to the piano room.

You wonder briefly if General Fairchild won some kind of auction or something. There are just too many marble statues of women here, it's uncomfortable. Flowers and women. Normally those are two things you like, so seeing them presented in such a gauche way just feels...sickly. This place feels like a temple to some personal demon, and you can't actually bring yourself to relax, the pirate in you won't allow it.

“Easy, old-timer, your legs aren't starting to cramp, are they?” The maid notes. She's really rather perceptive, “You're walking a little stiffly.”

“I'll be fine, but thank you for worrying.” You wave off the arm she offers you, and step inside.

[Continued]
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She's probably a clone Fairchild made using greenman tech
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>>982026
This is your cult Wong... Why do you think that we keep coming back and talking to each other?
>>982050
I can get people to do this, no problem, but why is "Mr.Wong: The High Prophet of the Eighties" worrying about them?
>>982088
Have you praised Mercury today, kouhai?
>>982170
>Cold war with Avalon
Isn't even necessary, just be a bro with bro Dukes and Knights and kickass of any "unpleasant and barbaric" Avalon noble who gets in our way... Most of time we will not even have a motive to deal with them, though, as they will be in other systems most of the time.
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>>982206
I forgot to say this before... But all the Pink haired ladies ARE the project neverland children.

That has been my theory since the Black Tri Stars showed up.
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>>982206
I'm sticking with that Never land project Biggs talked about. Born super soldier children? Unnatural aspect among all the kids? The fact there are 4 of them around the same age and all are skilled pilots? Most likely them. Gods, they are like evil Purus.
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>>982220
I don't think it really fits in the time table though. I mean teenage Fairchild was in testing on this project most likely during the war and that was close to 20 years ago now. The girls are most likely Simon and the rest of the new recruits ages so they would have to have been throw into the mechs at the age of like 6.
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“Salutations. I pray your journey was not unduly harsh. Please, be seated.” Lysa Fleur announces without turning around. She finishes her song with a little trill of the keys, and closes the cover on the piano, “I was not expecting a guest. This is a pleasant surprise, ennui is death to the artist.”

You open up the message tube and get out the handwritten letter Rosita penned for the girl. “Here you are, ma'am. One letter, no packages.”

“I see. As I said, I wasn't expecting company.” The younger idol's voice sounds distinctly reproachful, “Who is it from?”

“A woman you know, I'd guess. I'm just the delivery boy.” You hope that's enough hints for her.

The maid, not understanding, whistles, “A love letter from a girl? I bet your aunt would be proud. That's a damned shame about your boyfriend, though, you seemed to like him a lot. Want me to write him a Dear Keith letter?” Despite her noncomprehension, she has such a sincere expression that you know immediately she's wanted to score a hit on Lysa for some time.

You see Lysa's shoulders rise and fall as she takes a deep breath. She looks from you to the maid, and smiles at the woman, “The smashed gourds make an excellent treat for the raccoons. Would you kindly go outside and clean them up and carry them out to the woods?”

The maid crosses her arms “That's not part of my job.” Her voice says, in a deadpan tone utterly at odds with her earlier friendliness. Her eyes are telling Lysa to go do something extremely anatomically unlikely.

Lysa frowns slightly, looking disappointed rather than angry. Normally people can only say that when they're being being passive-aggressive, but she manages to actually convey that through expression alone. You're not sure you could do that, “It's just common courtesy. Can you not handle such a simple task?”

“Won't not can't.” The maid mimes a sarcastic pout, “I'm allergic to raccoons.”

Lysa apparently lets it get to her, frowning slightly, “Nobody is allergic to raccoons.”

The maid puts a hand on her hip, “Really? Because people are allergic to cats. Maybe you're not the only special one, huh? Maybe I have special raccoon allergies, or maybe I just don't want to ruin these shoes your aunt bought for me doing things that aren't in my contract?” She turns to you next, “You're alright with lemonade, right handsome? Take a seat. After all, you walked here.” She gives Lysa a muted glare and walks off with a sway in her hips.

Lysa looks as if there's something hurtful she wants to say. Something small, precise, a bullet of verbal derision, perhaps even a single word, and because it's so small and so venomous it strains mightily against the lips trying to keep it in. She holds it back, though, and simply comments, "I'm sorry, she's rather a poor maid." Yet you can see what she wants to say lurking behind her teeth.

[Continued]
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>>982237
..This is Gendo we are talking about. Throwing children who are 4 years old into the meat grinder of science doesn't sound beneath him.
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>>982237
Not impossible.
But why are you assuming that they are based into Fairchild? They could be based on her mother, or the hair could be just a coincidence... Anyway, they are probably a lot older than what they look like...

Also, we have to hope that Not!Angelisse isn't in the Avalonian faction... Or things may get difficult for Amos again.
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>>982237

You can actually probably figure out that the events in at least one of Gerard Biggs' diary entries was sixteen years ago, the birth of Simon.
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>>982237
Also, you guys keep forgetting why Fairchild keeps giving Jesus second chances even though he's male and a momentous fuckup.
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>>981859
I'm ok with it.
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>>982261
He's family's in good with the Catholics and she's sunk alot into making him a poster child. Killing or disgracing him now would just hurt her worse then it would make her feel good
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>>982265

He's an orphan, though.
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>>982269
His adopted family then if I remember right
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>>982242
man i wanna poach this meido.
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...And I know that this may be a little late for "pilot ship discussion", but what do you guys think of Akai X Victor? I didn't intended It from the begining, but I've been wondering about this and think that seeing Akai evolved into Not!Yuiyui in the second generation game could be funny... Even more if they get to have chuuni children.
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>>982280

I'd kind of assumed it already from the earlier conversations I saw and the fact that you like Avalon.
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>>982242
Ayo, cunt. Stop being a cunt. And not a good cunt, like Kelly.
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“Actually, I think she's pretty good at her job.” You watch the honey-haired maid walk away. No point in hiding that if Lysa already knows who you are, you might as well enjoy the view.

“You try getting her to wash the dishes, then. She's a complete slob, without excuse.” Lysa huffs, opening the letter and reading it. She smiles and places a hand on her cheek, “Oh, isn't this charming? At least dear Rosita has some class. This is professional courtesy at its finest. She actually invited me for tea on Auditorium, that's how she worded it. Just what I expected from her.” She gives you a happy smile, almost goofy with unhidden joy.

“Really?” You're a little taken aback.

“Of course!” She claps her hands, “This means a lot to me. I...I'm sorry for not being my usual self. As you've probably noticed I'm a little stressed, things have been rather hard for me lately. I really hope they've been better for you and your fiancee...s.” She corrects herself belatedly, “I used to resent the comparisons between the two of us a little...but now that I've met her I just can't bring myself to mind so much. She really tries her best to encourage me, and so far she hasn't gotten jealous of me being younger or anything. That was my greatest fear.” She sighs with relief, “Being a singer isn't always a job that restores one's faith in humanity, but sometimes it just takes reaching out a helping hand to make the world a better place. I'm glad she extended hers to me.”

Despite yourself, you start smiling. It is exactly the sort of thing you expect from Rosita, after all, “I love her for a reason.”

Lysa giggles, “So romantic! By the way, do you really think she and I are similar? Be honest, now, I already told you I don't mind anymore.

>[Yes you are]
>[No you are not]
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>>982335
>Yes and no
>You've got some similarities but your both your own people
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>>982335
>[No you are not]
She doesn't get snappy and mean when she's stressed. She also treats her employees in a nice kind of slavedriver-ey way, instead of a malicious way.
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>>982335
>[No you are not]

"The similarities begins and ends with your hair hair color.
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>>982280
"W-wait what... I-I...Uguuuu~It's not like a like him or anything!>.<"
It's not cannon yet, they are just friends for the momment... But it could evolve into love depending on how things go... Still, it could take years of non-screen relationship to it reach that... Or maybe a serious risk of not seeing him again depending on how the negotiation goes between the Duke and Roarke... There is also the problem of her being too childish and not understanding her feelings yet if things reach that, but Karen(Or maybe Oda) could help in this aspect. I don't know if Avalonanon would be okay with it, though...
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>>982335
Yes and no. You certainly got her passion for music, thats for sure. Still, you are your own people.
Be diplomatic for now. No point in pissing her off in enemy territory.
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>>982335
>>982344
THIS
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>>982335
>Yes and no

You really need to work on your temper a bit first, but you've got some real potential.
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>>982335
>>982344
yes
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>>982335
Actually, you know what, change >>982365
to >[No you are not]

She can't learn unless she knows that she has a problem.
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>>982367
Remember we can't go completely all out before she gets on the ship
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>>982344
works best
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>>982335
>[Yes and No, but I can see why people draw parallels.]
>[Also I gotta say excellent technique!]
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>>982373
aye, this is the worst spot to piss her off and we are likely the worst person to do it to her right now. We don't need to be a sycophant, just be diplomatic.
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>>982335
> Yes and No
>After having met I can personally say that Most similarities between the two of you end with your hair and the fact you both can pilot a mech far better than any S-Pop star has a right too
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>>982373
Yeah, but I'm assuming that we'll still have some tact and not tear a strip off her until later.
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>>982395
Still just feed her what she wants to hear, there are better places to be the dick we want to be
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>>982335
>Yes & No
Well both of you love the limelight. And I'm pretty sure she thinks more of you like a wayward little sister more than a rival. But both of you have heart and love your man very much.
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>>982399
That's not really helpful though, she's probably a lost cause already but I do want to at least make a good faith effort so we can justify whatever steps we need to take later.
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>>982413
She's our enemy and the niece of a woman we hate with all our might. Thats more than enough justification
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>>982416
She's also a kid who probably had a really unhinged upbringing and might have the potential to be something more. I agree with you that we'll probably have to kill her at some point, but I want to at least try to help if we somehow can.
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>comparing a perfect apple to a rotten peach

Lysa is a glutton for punishment, isn't she?
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>>982416
no loss on our side if we try to make see reason and show her that how she is now is messed up. we either succeed or fail. if we fail then we just shoot her in the face or give her to Clemmy as a toy.
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>>982428
any potential she might have had is gone.
she was most likely raised by fairchild.
and because it's fairchild, i can see her and all of her "sister" being a root expy just for fairchild.
because if she was human at all then she would have tried to stop her aunt from stomping all over her boy toy
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>>982441
*her
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>>982441
>give her to Clemmy as a toy
Hell no, we may be a pirate but by Jove we have standards.
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>>982428
Having the potential to be something more doesn't mean they deserve to be helped. Jesus has the potential to be a fine person, but he's never going to achieve it and neither is Lysa
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>>982453
Should we at least try with the other expy's?
We just need a priest of sorts
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“No, you're both your own people, but yes there are some similarities. Mostly the hair and music. You both have big hearts, I think.” You chew over whether to say what's on your mind or not. After all, maybe you should wait until you're on the ship. No, you definitely should. This is the worst possible place to cause a scene.

Her smile becomes softer, “Thank you, Mister Starwind. That's just what I wanted to hear.” She looks up through the skylight at the artificial heavens above, “People are strange things, are they not? We all want to belong, to have kin, to be connected to people...and yet this mad desire to be different consumes us.”

“I think they call that the human condition.” You note, "If it helps, I think Rosita views you more as a little sister than a rival, so she couldn't be jealous of you. I know for a fact that she's capable of being jealous, though." Karen springs immediately to mind, "So don't get your hopes up too high."

"A...a little sister." Lysa clasps her hands together before her chest "I'm so glad to hear it." She laughs softly behind her hands, “Oh, indeed!” Momentarily she looks overjoyed, but then her smile fades, “You want to say something you think I'm not going to like, aren't you?” Her eyes meet yours, solemn and serious, “Is it about 16-Psyche?”

You don't respond. You really hadn't wanted to be a dick here.

“I already know the depths of my failure. My aunt has...” Her voice cracks slightly, “My aunt has made her displeasure very apparent. Rest assured, Mister Starwind I...I don't think there is anything you could say that would hurt me more than she already has.”

“I'm sorry, she's a rather poor aunt.” You quip. It's the only thing you can think of to say.

Lysa tries to laugh, but it comes out a little bit choked, “If only you knew.”

[Continued]
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>>982453
I agree that Jesus is well round the bend at this point and way beyond saving, if anything we're doing everyone a favor by killing his idiotic ass. And as I've said, I'm all in favor of killing Lysa if/when (probably when) we have to, but under the current circumstances I don't think it costs us anything to try to give her a little nudge in the right direction and see what happens.
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>>982458
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>>982445

She did have a monoblade right at her throat.
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>>982459
>Lysa tries to laugh, but it comes out a little bit choked, “If only you knew.”
And THERE it is. She gets one chance in my book. Certainly not going to actually trust her with anything remotely important, but she knows she's in deep shit and I think she deserves the opportunity to do something better with her life.
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>>982459
sad girl needs headpats.
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>>982461
There's no point at the end of the day she's our enemy and that fact won't change. Let her keep her self destructive habits it'll hopefully be a ticking time bomb on their side until she snaps and kills someone

>>982475
>Hey man who hates my aunt, guess what she's such a bitch. See you can trust me and that I'm totally not trying to play you into trusting me
Come on anon she could easily be manipulating us
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>>982459
god damn it
first of all get that crappy hedgehog dilemma neon genesis garbage out!
second, either she's a great actor or she's being truthful about every thing she's saying.
we know she's not the green skull guy though. that was that one bitch
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>>982459

Oh damn it, that should have been a

>[Chew her out]

Not a [Continued]
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>>982471
oh yeahhhhh
i really want to beat fairchild upside the head
>>982475
ONLY ONE
she could still be a actor but not likely right now.
>>982485
exactly.BUT she could also have space autism that makes her actually like jesus and what she's saying
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>>982489
You know that a key aspect of being an idol/singer is acting ability right?

>>982497
>Say something truthful about a MINOR aspect of her and make it seem like its a big deal to you, leave the real chewing out for later
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>>982499
Let's not forget Space Madness
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>>982485
>that fact won't change.
I would dispute that actually, people CAN change for the better and occasionally surprise you. I still don't think it's likely, but I want to acknowledge the possibility and maybe have some hope in that regard if we can. In regards to
>she could easily be manipulating us
I admit that it's a distinct possibility, but at the moment we can't be sure of that and ought to keep an open mind. For God's sake, it's not like I'm advocating giving her the keys to the Knuckle Kaiser or anything like that, I just want us to talk to her a little and give her some advice and/or another way.
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>>982503
this. Start shit later where we're safe, not now
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>>982485
Givingher a chance wouldn't hurt... If you secretly have a weapon aimed to her head at all times...

...So don't worry, because Roarke's body is already a weapon.
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>>982475
If she genuinely is as naive as this paints her, she's going to die in this war.

As far as this goes she just sounds like a resentful teen. Her only two options in this situation is that she actually believes her aunt to be an upstanding and morally acceptable person just really fucking strict, cold, and cruel. Or she's just feeding us bullshit, which I believe is more likely.

I don't trust people with high Cool. Shit, even Roarke notices how mean-spirited and petty Lysa is. Not even misguided in her attitude, just plain horrible.

I mean, feeding raccoons. Really? The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>982499
Yes lets assume she's got autism instead of believing the much more reasonable idea that she's lying so we don't suspect her when she's on auditorium. Think about it theres no way in hell someone isn't listening to us right now and she name dropped us. Something fishy is going on this is all going way to well and easy.

>>982508
>>982512
So because a woman we have no reason to care about has a small chance to maybe turn her life around we should just throw caution to the wind to try and help her? She's going to be on our colony and walking around there is so much shit she could be up too. And what about all those anons who were afraid of Kidnapping her when we had the chance? Now you want to give her a chance to pull some shit just because she feed you some sob story?
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>>982516
yeah im convinced.
she's trying to cool 10 a person with cool 10
the bitch
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>>982497
>[Chew her out]
>You need to start treating the people around you as people and not disposable minions. You don't have to make friends with everyone, but they aren't just pawns to be sacrificed for your aunt's ambitions. Right now you aren't actually helping anyone at all, you're just blinding yourself to the reality of the situation to feed your own ego. Get it together or more people are going to suffer and die like they did at 16-Psyche, and it's going to be on your head. Again.

Not entirely happy with this, feel free to discard or rearrange parts as you guys see fit. Unfortunately speeches in the heat of the moment really aren't something I'm good at.
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>>982485
>Come on anon she could easily be manipulating us
Operative word is could. Still, we reserve judgement on people until they actually do something with our trust. Remember the wise words of President Roosevelt, "Speak softly, and carry a big stick."

>>982497
>[Chew her out]
>Ideals are fine and all, but the worst atrocities are caused by ideals. The CUSS seek an ideal world, so they cut off the Sol System and left us all to rot as a symbol of a bygone age. The Greenmen sought an ideal world of peace and end suffering, so they spored our cities, turned the children of their foes into living weapons and bombs, and destroyed entire planets for their ideals. These atrocities are caused by zealotry, but zealotry born of men and women who felt that their ideals weren't taken far enough. And that's why your ideals are dangerous, not just to people I love, but to the rest of the universe who might not agree with your ideals of peace and understanding.
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>>982519
I just want to see how this would play out really, If it fails it fails, but if we pull it off somehow we've a major one up on Fairchild.
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>>982528
So give our enemy an easy chance to betray us and kill someone we care about? This is war and this is a woman who acts for a living is it so far fetched to be cautious and believe she might be lying?

>>982534
If it fails it could mean one of our friends/wives dying taking a chance is not worth it in this case
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>>982459
>Ceasar told me about the Naomi situation, I can't ignore the fact that it didn't had to end so sour if you had acted in another way.
>Also, it is somewhat to take all the peace talk serious when the person discurssing works directly under Fairchild... And you know what I mean by that, even if you do not know the complete picture.
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>>982516
I don't think she's naive, more willfully ignorant as a coping mechanism for her shitty family situation. It doesn't excuse her actions to this point, but I think it's unfair to just dismiss her as either a complete idiot or a mustache-twirling psychopath.

>>982519
>So because a woman we have no reason to care about has a small chance to maybe turn her life around we should just throw caution to the wind to try and help her?

Didn't we meet like half our harem that way? Doing stupid shit to save the day is kinda what we're best at.
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>>982528
Man this is good shit right here, you've got my vote and/or axe.
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>>982519
I never said to let her roam free on our ship or to spill all that is in our hearts to her, but getting some truth out isn't going to kill us.
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>>982543
THEY WEREN'T RELATED TO MOTHER FUCKING FAIRCHILD
like really we aren't? going to add her to the harem?
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>>982539
>this is a woman who acts for a living is it so far fetched to be cautious and believe she might be lying?

Never said we let her wander the Auditorium unsupervised. Never said that we're her big brother and she's our lil' naive sis who thinks far too much of herself. She make look like Darth Idol and all, but she's ain't Lacus and this ain't SEED.
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>>982543
>mustache-twirling psychopath.

>tfw low-test means she can't grow facial hair

Just because she physically cannot. She'd twirl Jesus' mustache if he grew it out.

And from what we've seen on P-16 she really is a grandiose villain. And an idiot. Antagonistic and unthinking? Lysa Fleur, everyone.
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>>982557
>Make look like Darth Idol
*May
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>>982555
I don't want to add her to the harem, sorry if I came off that way. My point was that we had no reason to trust a lot of the people we've met in this quest, but we usually give them a chance anyway and 9 times out of 10 it works out for the betterment of everyone involved. Of course, sometimes you just have to kill someone, and I understand that. I just don't think the situation has deteriorated that far just yet.
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>>982555
Not gonna add her to the Harem, more like removing one of Fairchild's cards off the table.
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>>982564
dude. in 10 out of those 10 times they never had a chance to sabotage or assassinate one of our *nakama
*damned weeb badass
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>>982543
Sam Clemmy and Fatima we seduced before we became big so we didn't have to worry about them plotting against us, Karen and Rosita have all ways been on our side and loved us for a long time, and Lori we're still deciding on she could easily be a time bomb Avalon is using against us. Lysa we have active reason to not trust.

>>982557
Still its a futile effort and just a waste of time and energy. And what happens if she starts rebelling against Fairy after. She'll blame us for brainwashing Lacus after kidnapping her.
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>>982560
I admit that she has given us very little reason to like her and even less reason to trust her so far, and I fully support taking her down if she puts us in a position to do so. That being said, I also think she's a teenager who's been raised by a cult-like religion and a fucking psychopath of an aunt and I want to believe that it's not too late for her to get her act together and potentially turn her life around.
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>>982570
Anything we can do to fuck with Fairchild, I'm good with.
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why is this even a god damned discussion?
we are the semi decent bad guy
she is chaotic puppy fucking evil
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>>982574
Then just leave her as she is. She hates her aunt if she's telling the truth and knowing how power hungry she seems I could easily see her assassinating Fairy or just snapping on her especially if she keeps beating Jesus which seems like a safe bet
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>>982570
>a futile effort
Debatable.
>a waste of time and energy
Not necessarily, if we got her out from under Fairchild's thumb it would be an enormous PR coup and give us even more vectors by which to spread our side of the story throughout the system.

Furthermore, we might not have been big yet but Clemmy and Fatima could have still killed us or otherwise crippled our operations, but we reached our hand out to them because they deserved a chance, same as Lysa. Trust, but verify and all that.
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>>982497
Well if my posts stop getting eaten, sure.
Basic thing is; You pushed two people at the worst possible time. There are plenty of ways you could handle it, and some could even be worse, but the fact of the matter is one young lady was suffering a identity crisis and needed help, and the young man was going to do everything in his power to help her and damn the consequences. If the situations were reversed, Keith would likely try to defend you and likely cause problems. You let your emotions get the better of you and you pushed when you shouldn't. Even a pirate knows when to trust and support his squad and when to yell at one another. Otherwise everyone could end up dead due to it.
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>>982577
>she is chaotic puppy fucking evil
That's why this is a discussion, I disagree with your view of Lysa and think she might still be savable. It's certainly not guaranteed, and as I've said I'm more than willing to put a bullet in her if she keeps on going down her current path, but I don't see that as an inevitability just yet.
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>>982570
>Still its a futile effort and just a waste of time and energy. And what happens if she starts rebelling against Fairy after. She'll blame us for brainwashing Lacus after kidnapping her

What else is new? Like I said to >>982555, removing a card from Fairy, whether it be from converting or assassinating her strongest adherents, is a good thing. Though Lysa isn't Fairchild's biggest propaganda card right now, Lysa still has pull being a S-Pop Idol.
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You try to think of a nice way to put it, “You need to rein your temper in. That I know. You're a great pilot, but a little bit hotheaded. You also need to start treating the people around you as people and not disposable minions. You don't have to make friends with everyone, but they aren't just pawns to be sacrificed for your aunt's ambitions. Right now you aren't actually helping anyone at all, you're just blinding yourself to the reality of the situation to feed your own ego. Get it together or more people are going to suffer and die like they did at 16-Psyche, and it's going to be on your head. Again.”

She nods sadly, “I know, but there's only so much one girl can do. It's just, there's so much good the SOUL program can do to spread peace and understanding.”

“I understand what you're saying.” You use the word deliberately, “Ideals are great, but the worst atrocities are still caused by them. The CUSS sought an ideal galaxy without one system dominating the others, so they cut off the Solar System and left us all to rot as a symbol of a bygone age. The Green Men sought an ideal galaxy of peace and an end to suffering if you believe the simflcks, so they spored our cities, turned the children of their foes into living weapons and bombs, and destroyed entire planets for their ideals. These atrocities are caused by zealotry, zealotry born of men and women who felt that their ideals weren't taken far enough. And that's why your ideals are dangerous, not just to people I love, but to the rest of the universe who might not agree with your ideals of peace and understanding. “

She smiles wanly, “Thank you for the advice. I'm really honored, Mister Starwind. I know we fly different flags and you and Keith are...well, you don't get along, but you know...I...I never thought badly of you. By all accounts, you aren't a bad person, and I never actually believed Corporal Blanchett was coerced into going with you, if you take my meaning.” Her smile grows a little more of its earlier cheer back, “You know, I think I'm seeing you at your best right now. Out of your mech, smiling, talking with someone about something that makes you both happy...you're just a man with a big heart.” She sighs, but it's not as happily as before, “I wish there could be more conversations like this. How many more people would be freed from having to hate each other if they just had the chance to sit down and talk? I know, not everybody can, and I'm not stupid enough to think that it's possible...but is peace a dream worth fighting for, at least?”

>[Yes]
>[Not really]
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>>982572
I personally find no reason to take undue risk. Especially since she's a crafty one. She could do more damage with some time trying to convert or improve her than someone like Jesus could if he just came in guns blazing.

When force comes, you beat it down. When guile comes it's not simple to deal with.

Besides, Roarke can't kill an idol, everyone would hate him for it. But if Rosita did it then it would be some crazy S-pop super drama bullshit the galaxy would have trouble comprehending, so that's fine.

Basically, don't risk it, the reward really isn't that swell. Roarke hasn't been trying to make himself look like a super nice guy like Lysa does with her shitty music. It would taint his image and the people who show up to work with/for him.

Also if we piss Fairchild off any harder she might actually do something about it, even if it hurts the war effort. She could decide squashing us now before we actually get too big is a good idea. And she's unhinged enough that I could see her rage driving her to make stupid decisions like that.
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>>982584
We weren't a blip on the Jovian's or Martian's radars at that point they wouldn't have planned to have them kill us since we weren't worth the effort. We are now though

>>982586
Why do you trust her some much to be saveable? Because of the story she just fed to us we have no reason to believe?
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>>982587
Never underestimate the autism of Space NEETs and fanatic fans
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>>982588
>>[Yes]
Every body has something they fight for, no matter what it is.
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>>982588
>[Not really]
I'm sorry to break it to you, but conflict is just a part of who we are. It's a nice dream, but that's all it is, and sooner or later you need to wake up.
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>>982588
>eh
every dream is a dream worth fighting for.
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>>982588
>Sure *Lying*
Lets be honest the best thing for Roarke and the kestrel's is for there to war so we can raid without getting curb stomped by bigger factions and Roarke enjoys fighting alot so I doubt he truly hates war
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>>982588
>[Yes]
But not Imperial Peace. Not "step out of line, and suffer." Because if it becomes that, I rather die in my mech fighting tyranny than accepting a false peace.
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And here, read through all the reasons people gave not to take Lysa prisoner when we had the chance. She's too dangerous to try and trust http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/754025/#p755791
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>>982591
Because she's still a kid who as far as I can tell has never had a single good role model or guide in her entire life and is doing shitty things because she was raised in a shitty environment. It's not just her story, which could very well be at least partially false, it's the fact that she's young and has never really had the opportunity to be better. It might be overly optimistic of me, but I think we can give her that opportunity on Auditorium (under guard of course, I'm an idealist not a moron.)
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>>982588
>Fighting for peace is an oxymoron. And no matter what you do someone will always be killing, robbing, or beating another person for any number of reasons. War is just one way of making sure you know whose side you're on.

Let's be real though, war has brought so many advances it's pretty much the single most progressive thing in the universe.
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>>982588
>[Not really]
The only things worth fighting for are your freedom and Love. Besides peace means something different to everyone so Universal peace will always be unattainable
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>>982607
How do you know that? She could have had dozen's of good role models we never knew about. Your just assuming she's purely a product of her environment and that everything can be fixed with some kind words by a man whose a wanted criminal and hates her aunt
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>>982608
Armstrong was the true hero in the end
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>>982588
>>[Yes]
However, it's not going to be a peace with no fighting. There will always be conflict, thats a part of nature itself. Forcing a stagnant peace on everyone so they can't protest or fight back will only create venom that seethes beneath the surface that will end badly for everyone. A few fists flying now and then with some bruised faces and egos beat decade long wars that not even pirates can profit off of.
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>>982588
>>[Yes]
Perhaps unachievable, but some progress towards it still can help.
However, some people, you know them, don't want peace, they just want tyranny of themselves.
(basicaly what >>982603 says)
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>>982625
Hell yeah.
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>>982605
There's a difference. One, we just got off battle at 16-Psyche, with Fairchild taking heavy losses and her only consolation prize a propaganda victory and denying the Avalonians a base of operations within the Belt. Now, she's still basking in the fame of commanding a pilot/commando team who managed to retake a cruiser with zero casualties.

Taking Lysa and Keith hostage in the former situation would have led to us being besieged by at least 2 Wel-classes and probably the end of the Iron Kestrels. And us dead with a relatively fresh Sidereal War SpecOps Vet against us. Now, we can leverage off the fact that Fairchild has unofficially sanctioned us to convert her powerbase.
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>>982584

About that, Clemmy's plan was literally to meet you and let your people have the Clancies and then beat up every single person standing between you and her, beat you up, and carry your cockpit all snuggled up in the Flowerhorn's arms back to Fairchild. Granted, it was an extremely difficult thing to pull off, she would have had to defeat the Archen and then the Kaiser, but it was still a possibility that she could succeed.
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>>982637
that's strangely adorably
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>>982629
Thats completely wrong though, pirates are some of the people who benefit the most off of wars since the two factions usually can't focus on wiping them out. I'm not arguing what you believe in, just that thats a reason thats false
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>>982639
Clemmy is pretty adorbs.
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>>982617
>How do you know that?
I don't, that's why it's a risk. It's only a hypothesis at the moment, but I'm willing to take the risk regardless. And I certainly don't think we alone can fix her, not by a long shot. If anything, that would probably be more Sam and Rosita's department, along with a fair amount of moderated exposure to life on Auditorium. My hope is that if she sees people can be happier and be better living another way it might inspire her to get her act together. And I know I've been harping on this point a lot, but she is still a child and there is plenty of time for her to learn and grow, she's not set in her ways yet the same way most of her older compatriots probably are. It's not entirely rational, but it's an ideal that I want to at least try to uphold where I can.
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>>982608
>Let's be real though, war has brought so many advances it's pretty much the single most progressive thing in the universe.

Well, in the case of the laws of diminishing returns, there comes a point where war consumes your research base, experienced men, and fresh blood far faster than you can replenish them.
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>>982637
Yeah, that's about in line with what I suspected. Thanks for clarifying Wong!
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>>982588
>>[Yes]

Its always good to have something to believe in and to fight for but it must always be tempered with a good grasp on realities.
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>>982637
>TFW we will never have our Knuckle Kaiser VS S-Flowerhorn show down for the dominance with everything we've built up hanging in the balance
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>>982588
>>982603
THIS
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>>982642
Your saying lets take a risk for something that even you yourself say is most likely futile. And we have nothing great to gain out of this. In the overall picture of politics Lysa doesn't matter. We already have a great deal for getting our stories out with Gretchen's reports and Rosita's popularity. Lysa would just be redundant.
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>>982640
A war that wipes out planets and entire groups tend to be one with the least to earn for pirates. Your ship can be loaded with goods, but it may as well be crap if there is no port to sell it off to. SOME conflict is good for us, flat out wars like the Greenman rebellion are not.
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i wonder how we would have fared in the great war.
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>>982655
There's always a market for them. And plenty of the stuff we take is mechs to rebuild into our own and gold. And then you have the black markets on planets it wouldn't be that hard to unload goods
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>>982651
Who says we can't have it?
HFW Roarke and Clemmy need to decide on baby duty
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Alright, because you guys are giving me the good shit and this deserves the best writeup possible from me because it's somewhat defining of Roarke (including whether or not you lie to her), that's going to be the last plot post for tonight. Stick around and discuss stuff, though, I always wish I gave you guys more of a chance to do that when you're all here.

Tomorrow has guaranteed combat, in case you're getting antsy.
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>>982651
>implying VR sims of it aren't Clemmy's favourite foreplay
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>>982653
>most likely
Those are the key words that I think we're viewing differently. I agree that the odds are against it here, but I don't see that as a reason to immediately give up or not try. As long as the odds aren't zero, right? As far as the political benefits go, you're probably right there, I'm just brainstorming potential extra bonuses but they're not my real concern or area of expertise here.
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>>982662
hey wong
>>982658
how do you think we would do if we were in the past?
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>>982662
Aw shucks Wong, you're making me blush over here. Thanks for running, looking forward to some more ass-kicking.
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>>982655
The greenman rebellion was unique in its scope and scale. The sheer amount of distance it spanned (pretty much fucking everywhere) and the damage it did (killing pretty much fucking everyone) would make almost any group or organization look like it came out worse for wear.

Piracy is most profitable in peaceful areas away from direct conflict and away from large concentrations of manpower.

So a directional war that comes from one side is great for pirates who are on the other side. The exception would be privateers and pirates turned mercenary.

Basically this thing with Avalon is pretty great since no one is massing troops around the Belt where we conduct our business. That will change if the war reaches the Belt.
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Can we honestly stop trying to make Roarke into a shinning knight. I mean yes he isn't a bad man but he's the bad guy. He chose to be a pirate when he could have easily enlisted. Roarke has no problem killing people who get in his way and stealing from people potentially ruining their lives. Hell even Master Asia told us how much he could tell we loved fighting even if we weren't ruled by it. Roarke truly wanting to achieve peace doesn't seem at all in line with his choices and character
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>>982659
You seem to be missing the point. The Greenman wars wiped out 2/3rds of humanity. If another major war were to happen and takes out the rest, then there will be no ports or black market. Conflict is fine. Battles, skirmishes, those things happen alongside civil wars. But another planetary war of the same scale is something even pirates wouldn't want because we'd be boned too.
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>>982681
Thats when you pick up states and move out of the system to where the fighting isn't so bad. Thats what pirates do
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>>982670

You mean the Knuckle Kaiser or Roarke?

The Kaiser is a lot more advanced than the mecha that were around during the War on the Jovian side, so it would definitely win a lot of glory and probably singlehandedly save the Thoroughbred MP line, but throughout the war Green Man Bio-Armor was worlds more advanced, and it's still more advanced than Jovian technology today. Think about what the Oliver did, on its own, damaged, and remember that the Paladins are pale imitations of proper Bio-Armor even if they're complete bullshit in their own right. Loriette's one of the younger Paladins and she still went toe-to-toe with Roarke, they're serious business.
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>>982679
yep
he has a big heart and believes a lot in personal freedom
he doesn't really care about peace.
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>>982679
That's not what I'm aiming for here, and I apologize for the miscommunication if that's what I appear to be saying. I've already said that I'm against agreeing with her on the fighting for peace thing because I think it's bullshit, so I'm with you on that one. And as I have repeatedly mentioned, I will feel zero remorse about killing Lysa if she really is as bad as you believe she is, but I both disagree with your assessment of her character and think that we can afford the luxury of being at least a little merciful for the moment.
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>>982693
what about roake?
how high would he go?
i could see him being a pretty famous commander or captain
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>>982681
Freedom is freedom.

Freedom of belief, freedom to fight for what you believe in.

Just indicating that its a laudable goal doesn't clash with his characterisation at all. It's not like we're taking up her banner.
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>>982697
Its fine as far as Lysa goes its all about how cautious and optimistic you are. As far as fighting for peace though its just doesn't make sense in character for Roarke to want it at all and people are bringing in their own beliefs instead of trying to stick to what Roarke believes
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>>982679

A yes vote doesn't mean that Roarke himself wants to fight for peace. Someone can have a worthwhile dream that you don't personally share.

It's good that you're thinking about this, though, because whether Roarke would prefer to see this war end quickly or last for a long time is another question that might very well come up
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>>982709
The way the question was phrased seemed like she was asking us, do we believe that peace is a dream worth fighting for? Which seems like she's asking us do we believe in peace?
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>>982679
>He chose to be a pirate when he could have easily enlisted.

Here's the thing. We know that Roarke chose the pirate life not because of power, he chose it because he hated authority. And being enlisted is the worst sort of authority you can get.

> Roarke has no problem killing people who get in his way and stealing from people potentially ruining their lives.

By all accounts, and the actions we have taken so far, Roarke has never stolen from the poor. We have intervened in instances where someone else might have been robbed. We have never killed an innocent in any of our heist. In fact, we did take great care to take innocents out of harm's way.

>Hell even Master Asia told us how much he could tell we loved fighting even if we weren't ruled by it.

That doesn't mean we intentionally prolong a conflict in order to profit.

>Roarke truly wanting to achieve peace doesn't seem at all in line with his choices and character
Because achieving peace doesn't mean an end to all conflict, there always will be a Belegor, a Fairchild, or a race of genocidal post-humans to fight.
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Whoops. This >>982707 was meant for >>982679 and not >>982681
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>>982687
>pick up states
>In a galaxy spanning conflict in the known civilized universe
>where terraforming knowledge is rare due t greenman fuckery.
Are you just being contrary for the sake of it? If the War is on the same scale there would be no where to feasibly go. It'd be like if there was a huge world war where everyone got involved and your response is 'let's find some island in the middle of nowhere and take all our loot with us'. There is nothing sustainable with that situation and said loot, monetary or weaponry would do us no good. Shit man, I'm no white knight, but I can tell when constant war will just cause problems for everyone.
>>982707
See, this is fine in my eyes. Freedom makes sense and as I have stated, conflict does happen. Just that constant war and fighting on a total scale does not help us in the end.
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>>982709
the longer this war last the more people die and the longer the jovians stay the fuck away.
the longer, the crueler, the better
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>>982708
Yeah, that's a fair point. It can be difficult to separate your own knee-jerk views and beliefs from the character you're supposed to be playing, God knows I've had my fair share of trouble in that regard.
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>>982693
Holy shit. How did the UJCIDF and Holy Militia win if the Greenmen had better tech and by all accounts a superior army?
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>>982714
I think you might be overestimating the scope and danger of the war somewhat, but if it does get that bad then I agree that running would do us no good and we would be forced to step in. Until that day, though, more conflict along the lines of what we have now can only be good for business.
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>>982714
Sorry I meant pick up stakes. My mistake.

>>982711
Roarke charges ransoms for everyone we kidnap, and Wong has told us we have bankrupted families with this. And just because we don't go out of our way to kill innocents means Roarke hates killing. And Roarke also is a very greedy man just look at him; We had more then enough money to just stop and settle down, we didn't. Roarke could have just chosen one woman but he wanted all of them.

>>982719
Barangan's Big Book of War was very popular
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>>982704

I can't honestly say I know without seeing how the events played out leading up to it. Roarke would likely be a very different person, because many of the influences on his early life came from the War and how it affected his parents. He might flat-out leave when the War is done, like Galbadie did, and form a pirate band of his own. We might now be talking about that goddamn Joseph Muragi and his talk about justice and peace and how sick we are of his Bluegill ace skills interfering with our hauls. Or Roarke might stay with the UJCIDF and if he can stomach taking orders he might be a General commanding a system fleet. He might even start SOUL.

If you're really unlucky Roarke would be a General in a UJCIDF that answers to Planetary Chairwoman Miles.
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>>982708
Roarke doesn't flip to fighting for peace from any of this. He however is always supportive of the others' pursuing their dreams and THAT's what the [yes] expresses.
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>>982727
>Planetary Chairwoman Miles
oh god why.
no please no
at least they'ed be friends ?
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>>982728
The way she phrased the question was to ask us if we thought peace was worth fighting for. And the answers people we're giving read like they wanted peace just not a peace through an iron fist
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>>982719
Zapp branigan style. Throw enough bodies at them and wittle them down. Get suicide pilots carrying napalm bombs. Activate their power cores and explode. Thats the thing about blast. No matter how good they are, they can't dodge a point blank explosion.
>>982723
And thats fine, so long as there is a clean line. Universal peace is not going to be a thing, but pockets of it and freedom are worth fighting for.
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>>982710

Sometimes how you answer is just as important as what your answer is.
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>>982727
>Planetary Chairwoman Miles
Now there's a scary thought. I can scarcely begin to imagine how Miles of all people would run her own planet... how long would it take for her to go mad with power? My bet is on three weeks plus or minus a few days.
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>>982737
Thats what I guess I'm trying to say
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good night friends
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>>982733
>Universal peace is not going to be a thing, but pockets of it and freedom are worth fighting for.
I can drink to that!
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>>982737
True, I always try and choose the best words I can to express my thoughts.

Usually, this just ends with me taking forever to make a post, or with me babbling nonsense when I try and explain something to someone.
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>>982743
Good night anon! I should probably turn in soon myself, it's 4 AM and I've got shit to do tomorrow. Still wondering about Lysa though. Damn you Wong, I haven't even seen SEED and now I'm almost tempted to watch it!
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>>982726

Did you bankrupt any regular folk? Thinking back, I actually can't recall that one thing happening. The people on board the Heart of the Sunshine were paid for by their company, a lot of the larger transportation firms devote part of their budget for ransoms in the event of pirates. Is there someone I'm not thinking of? As it stands, there are enough richer targets that Roarke doesn't really need to target regular people.


>>982730

Imagine Miles being the boss instead of the other way around.
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>>982758
Could have sworn you mentioned it in a thread before. I mean I just assume that after every fight we capture whoever we can and either recruit them or ransom them and we just don't hear about it. Well chock that one up to bad memory my bad.
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>>982726
IIRC, Wong mentioned that the ransoms paid by the rich folk we kidnapped are enough to bankrupt a regular Jovian nuclear family. Not that we actually kidnapped regular people and directly charge their families for ransom.
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>>982769
Thats probably it, sound about right
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>>982740
>three weeks plus or minus a few days.

That's generous. I'd give her 3 days, but only because she spent so much time fantasizing which outfit to wear to enact her schemes on the first two days.
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>>982758
Thanks for running Wong, it was an honor as always...

Did you already thought of making money with this somehow? Maybe some of us would like to help you finance artwork for this quest or something.
>>982733
>>982746
You have my sword!
>>982727
>Planetary Chairwoman Miles.
OH, WONG PLEASE HAVE MERCY.
>>982758
Roarke is still a "villain" anyway, as robbery rarely is justified... And going Robin Hood just would make he seems more commie.
This time, I have to side with Thunder on this one, but I don't believe that Roarke thinks of himself as a "bad guy", In the end... Even he likes some peace instead of eternal war, it is just that piracy is more like a game to him, one in which he bets his own life in order to make money.
>>982764
Miles gets to have that choice... And now you made me paranoid again.

>>982772
What happens if thy choose to not pay us? We kill the hostages? Give them to Clemmy?

Also, changing the subject a little...

McFlintlock x Mai Uaifu is the OTP of this quest.
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>>982719

Wave after wave of human flesh and metal. A good portion of that 2/3 of humanity died standing. There just weren't enough Green Men and their subordinates just weren't independent enough to beat humanity without Green Man supervision. A Green Man's Bio-Armor is one thing, the husk of a follower permanently fused with an armored bipedal plantform is a considerably lesser thing.

Also, from fucking around with this system I've noticed that "more advanced" often translates into "more efficient". So let's say we have a mech from an era before widespread beam guns and certainly before beam weapons. Beta Armor definitely doesn't exist, and neither do Active Shields. Because it's likely using a mass melee weapon or a projectile gun, it's going to be on the heavy side, especially because armoring it two steps above its servos, the max, is a viable solution back then because as I said Beta armor doesn't exist yet. With those restrictions, you can still have a powerful ace, and you might be spending CP on options you wouldn't normally consider because the more powerful stuff is out of bounds. It is harder though, particularly when it comes to weight.

It's possible for a mech to punch way above its weight class in this system, as you've seen. Floyd Beck had a gunslinger mech with a drone system (and he did have beam guns by the time he was famous), Rudolph Merrow had the original King Swordfish, a heavily-armored superfast melee tank.
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>>982774
Nah, she would be already mad with power from the get go, like that time when Ceasar got adopted into her family by giving her a weapon of mass-destruction.

I can't wait to see the sheets of our new mechas...
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>>982778

Why does everybody always talk about giving people to Clemmy? Also, what's Uaifu? Sorry, I'm a bit dull from sleepiness.
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>>982778
>And going Robin Hood just would make he seems more commie.
Well, it's less of "stealing from the rich to give to the poor" and more of "Rich people have more cash to steal from and the poor don't have anything worthwhile to steal from".
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>>982788
Because people expect Clemmy to brutalize her victims and don't really Sam would do far worse
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>>982788
Mai Uaifu is the pilot of that flying tank from a few threads ago...
But the player seems to have dissapeared, what is a shame, as its concept was very cool...
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>>982794
This.

Thunder, why are you making me agree with you so much on this thread?! IT FEELS WEIRD! Is this some advanced form of torture?
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>>982788
Waifu joke
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>>982796
Because Thunderbro X Brazillia <3 4ever

I went there. Come at me, brah
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>>982778

I don't know about commissioning art for my own quest, but any art that comes in of its own accord would be transcendantly awesome.

As for what happens if someone doesn't pay the ransom, well, I leave that to the players. You're the Admiral, after all.
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>>982794

You're absolutely right.
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>>982778
>McFlintlock
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>>982806
potato duty until they pay off the ransom themselves.
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>>982806
Either pay with cash or work off the debt
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>>982806
Usually we just recruit them. Who doesn't want to work with the most famous pirate in the Solar System? Better treatment than most wage-slaves and the nominally free stay at the Auditorium.
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Also, Brazillianon. FYI, an update on McClintock. He's in his mid-20's and yes, kinda pissed off everyone keeps getting his name wrong.
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>>982806
If some anons have the money but not the skills, they could pay a pro to do it, I know at least one artist who probably wouldn't have problems in drawing anime people and mecha

http://netsubou.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-586204789
>pic related.
>>982813
Agree... Again.
>>982825
Do you want me to put that on the pastebin?

Also, I already knew the last part, but seriously, I think that most people usually just do it by accident, Mr.McCleanclock, there is no need for you to get angry at us...
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>>982805
>tfw you get the silence treatment.
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>>982795
Not going to lie, haven't worked on that at all. I have next week off, so I might be able to if you really do like it, since it's just entertainment and there's other, less confusing/mentally intensive ways to entertain myself like CK 2 or Dishonored 2. but I could get to it if somebody else wanted it. Or I suppose I can just dump everything in a pastebin and you can improve it if you feel like it. There's nothing you could do to make me not like it, I wrote the character's description in like 30 seconds and I doubt you would change it to not be a tank.

Though I think the concept was uninspired. The only reason I made a giant tank is because everyone else was making small to small-ish humanoid mechs and it got a bit stale after a while. Being unique just to be unique makes you lose that special something that makes you unique.

"Choose pictures that feel romatic" what the fuck is this captcha I'm on goddamn 4chan talking my by OC do-not-steal character named Mai Uaifu.
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>>982834
*talking about my
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>>982829
Sure. Also, now it's deliberate.
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>>982834
What type of subjective question this even is!?We're in 4chan, what if the guy reading this is an edgelord, how would that data help this captcha?

Are you going to pilot it? I could help you to build it, but it wouldn't be the same thing if you were just blindlt following my advice, a real mech need a piece of its pilot spirit imbebed into it!

Also, you should probably exchange the pod for a head and use a weapon mount or space efficiency to deal with your weapon...
Extra range on it could also be a good choice, as nobody can skit a mech that has 1KM of normal range.
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>>982843
I think I can consider it partially mine even if you take over for me. I named the mech and the gun, and came up the general design so if you took over for me you'd be going off of my work. Though you did name the pilot for me.

The head was one of the major things I needed to change, I'm pretty sure if you make a mech with a tank body type you HAVE to have a head and torso. At least the rule section specifies that they're made up of a head and torso.

The thing that's keeping me from actually doing it is the ammo and thruster calculations (both spaces and weight for both, it was really annoying calculating everything out then going back and checking to make sure it would actually fit, especially because I would have to do ammo weight and spaces before thruster spaces and cost, so by the end I just added a pod I knew would have enough space and ignored it.)

I didn't want to change the gun away from projectile weapon because I wanted to give it a big ass cannon and an energy weapon didn't really suit me. Really all I was going to do was remove Burst, give it more Kills and go from there. I think a 10 K gun with 200% range and +2 WA cost the same as the gun in the pastebin I had my housemate post?

tl;dr all I was going to do was change the pod for a head and make the gun bigger and remove burst
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>>982864
>Range 900m, WA+2, 10K, 25CP, 25 Spaces.
You'll need at least more 2 CP(weapon mount) and then 1,5 CP(Space efficiency) to be able to use that... And each 4 Shots would cost 1CP worth of ammo, so assumin that you had 20 shot pents, you would also need more 2,5CP to tune the space down again on the weapon.

And about the head, there is no need for you to make a fuss about that man, just use a lighter head like Heavy striker with Medium Weight armor and it will be enough to buy you time against ranged enemies as some of their shots will be redirected to the head, and you can just mount the weapon on the torso.

Are you planning on buying special ammo? Like AP? Or maybe Scatter?
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>>982875
Oh, that definitely won't work, I should have checked it first. If I wanted to put it in the head so it was turreted I'd need 14 space efficiency with a Mega Heavy head, then I would have to fit all the ammo and thrusters in the torso. I really wish I didn't need thrusters, but with everything being in space... At least the base frame's really easy to make.

Mehcatank: +2 CP to all armor
Mega Heavy Head 11 C/S/K, 5.5 Tons
Mega Heavy Torso 22 C/S/K, 11 Tons
Mega Heavy Treads 22 C/K, 11 Tons

55 CP, 26.5 Tons

Mega Heavy Armor: Torso, Head 13 SP, 22C, 11 Tons

77 CP, 37.5 Tons

Maybe I could add small pods for fitting thrusters? But then it would be really easy to ping them down. On the plus side it's a lot harder to burst down the stuff in the turret. Maybe something I could do to lower cost/weight and make it make more sense in-universe is give it +8 MA or higher thruster and Wong can houserule they can only let it hover like 5 meters or so off the ground since he said he didn't want flying tanks. Though the rulebook does say a mechatank requires Wheels, Treads or GES.

A good gun might be
>Range 1000m, +0 WA, 12K, 18CP, 18 Spaces

I gotta get to bed though. I should be able to fiddle more tomorrow afternoon.
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>>982897
>Mehcatank: +2 CP to all armor
That should be SP

I do feel a bit of trepidation about the gun's kills, I want the ammo to be AP primarily so I don't know if it's necessary.

And a side note, do you need to list High Explosive on every type of ammo you make that doesn't include a modifier from that first little section of 3 with Foam and Paintball?
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>>981963
Just as an aside, After War Gundam X is a must watch.

Do not watch Turn A until after you've finished a bunch of other series.
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>>982897
Huhhh, did you read what I said about Weapon mount? You could put one on the Torso for 2CP and "handhold" up to 22Spaces of gun.
Then there will be plenty of spaces for your ammo in the torso
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>>982588

I read a book on War and Human Nature a few years ago and one of the things that was emphasized was that War is inevitable. Maybe it's because of how we evolved, but Humans will always find a reason to fight and civilization exists in a cycle of creation and destruction. War is a necessity for humanity to grow.

On the flipside, Peace is just as much of a necessity. Constant war would destroy us as a whole. Peace is required for humanity to rest and recuperate their collective psyche.
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>Wanting peace
>as a pirate
Literally no upsides.
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>>983000
Have you been reading the thread at all?
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>>983009
All I'm saying is peace would put us out of a job so I cant really see us endorsing it.
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>>983011
We may not agree with peace, but we can agree it's a cause worth fighting for.

Also, just because the war is over doesn't mean we can't continue our piracy. Admittedly, I see us switching over to managing our burgeoning nation in the meanwhile.
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>>983028
Peace is nice and all but its sort of the opposite of being a pirate is about. A soldier could fight for peace but a pirate's whole existence is about breaking laws, disturbing the peace and taking things from people by force.
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>>983216
I think you are missing the type of peace we are talking about. A period of no wars doesn't really hurt us since we would still go for people and conflicts will still be a thing. Hell, times of peace help us because security goes lax and people go for luxuries. War can also be good, but too much is bad. Conflict will kill off producers, people will be more defensive of their stuff, and there is always the danger of war coming to the belt, screwing us over. A general peace will still give us business like smatterings of conflict and war. Absolute on either end is bad for business.
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>>983241
A period of no wars means there isnt a bigger threat to focus on anymore and they can devote their resources to rooting us out since we are now the biggest problem.
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>>983257
Not necessarily. The thing you seems to be forgetting is there are issues that can be more prominent than us and so long as we aren't idiots and try to gorge on loot, it's not in their best interest to go right for us. Likewise, we would not be the only conflict which you seem to keep ignoring.
Yes, pirates are a damn pain in the ass, but taking not even a fraction of a percentage of their production is going to have them go 'kill them all'. Especially if we aren't idiots with our hostages.
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>>983271
>there are issues that can be more prominent than us
Name 3. We are far bigger than regular pirates and have made a personal enemy out of one of the military's head figures. After avalon is out of the way we are public enemy number 1.
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>>983028
>>983257
>>983271
On another note, what if the combat wong talked about isn't the raid in itself? Instead being the "Avalonian Terrorists" coming to raid this colony? What would be our plan? How can we use the environment to our advantage?
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>>983282
Hide behind houses until we get close enough to rush them I guess. Did they get rid of the (you)'s by the way? Its pretty disconcerting.
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>>983291
No... I'm still receiving (You)'s as normal.
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>>983299
Weird. I'm just getting some sort of weird dotted underline.
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>>983275
A prominant figure who may not last the war at her current state. But you asked for 3 so here.
1: Disaster and post war relief. On the front lines alone there will be shit tons of people who will need aid, rebuilding, and general protection. The manpower for that sort of thing would greatly deflate active military soldiers.
2: Dealing with any ACTIVE remnants that seek to continue the war. That goes for both sides of the conflict since there will always parties who want to keep fighting and cause issues. Fairchild may very well become one of those remnants if pushed far enough and that will cause problems.
3: Active peace keeping and general demilitarization. You know, the original purpose of SOUL. Dealing with issues like the Kitty Kong while likely have enough of a backing to force the military to get off a war footing. That will hurt their funding immensely. Sure they may get in our way on the job, but if they actively try to go for us, then shit will get much worse and the people who just dealt with a war are not going to be happy.
Policing the world is hard enough in this day and age, but space is really damn vast and if they are trying to keep control over every planet, they are going to be spread INCREDIBLY thin to make sure there are no riots, protests, upstarts, and that they do their job.
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>>983309
I'm pretty sure removing giant pirate armadas falls under active peace keeping.
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>>983316
See, thats the problem right there. Giant pirate Armada. As in, constantly moving. As in, really bloody hard to find in the sheer vastness in space and is likely pissed because you went after their base. So rather than a area where there is some loss of supplies, you now have an entire veteran armada flying around, taking what they can and likely doing MORE damage to spite you. Said armada may also have put down a shit ton of aces from both sides and gets stronger when you attack it. That armada. Bloody hell man, thats the sort of direct action that brings groups like ISIS into being. So yeah, you just made another Number 2 that will cause more of number 1 and likely force more of number 3 in terms of demilitarization because you decided to kick the hornet's nest.
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>>983326
We aren't constantly moving, we have two bases that they can attack no problem
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>>983326
They know exactly where we live, we sent them invitations.
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>>983334
>>983335
He said that we would be constantly moving IF they attacked our bases.
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>>983334
>>983335
Yeah, they know where our bases are. Bases we can abandon if the worst comes about. A thing Wong has mentioned in the past if the Navy went after Auditorium. The best thing for them is we stay at those bases rather than attack them and thus make it so we only have our ships which are only getting bigger and filled with more weaponry the more we fight.
This is a Ghiren level bad idea. 'Keep persuing the White Base' levels of Bad even.
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>>983345
If they ever came at us with a proper attack rather than trying to settle things with ace standoffs we'd be screwed. Sure roarke and co are strong but even they couldn't take on 100 bluegills at once and mostly harpy army wouldnt be able to back them up without getting shredded themselves.
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>>983216
Great, doesn't mean that we can't acknowledge it as a worthwhile ideal, dummy.

You'll note that during the Golden Age of Piracy, it took a long time for the British to even consider attacking the Pirate's Republic.
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>>983363
You're aware we're working on phasing the Harpies out, right?
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>>983363
You seem to forget how dangerous Auditorium and a fully functional Psyche would be. Not even taking in consideration the direction cannons, both places are incredibly sturdy and have CIWS systems. Any ship is at the mercy of harpies megacritting them and exploding their ship. Heavy forbid they become stealth harpies with even more chances of doing so. Then you have to realize that by the end of this war, the Kaiser is likely going to be one of the most powerful machines around while we focus more on quality with our smaller numbers. Bluegills will be worthless against us, and who knows how many soul class machines either us or them would have. There's also the issue that by then the majority of our aces would indeed be 10 and 10 in their skills and focused in a small area. Considering we can shred A class knights without a care, Bluegills are less an issue.
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>>983368
That was because of Britain being involved of dozens of wars in Europe so they couldn't focus on the pirates. Same with a lot of European nations at the time
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>>983369
We haven't done it yet though.
>>983370
Last I checked the Wels out ranges Auditorium and any ship carries a much beefier complement of mecha escorts than harpies. And even the best soldiers can get worn down by numbers and luck.
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>>983382
Also they paid the pirates to go fuck up other countries as often as not.
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>>983387
This entire conversation is about 'after the war'. Chances are that will have happened by then. Hell, for all you know we could just start taking wels guns from enemy ships as well or have our own Wels class ships. We certainly are picking up speed in terms of armada size.
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>>983390
We should think about privateering for Sol, not under Fairchild of course. It would win us a lot of brownie points in system and we could use it too help recruitment. Plus it'll let us go and fight Avalon other systems and give us more opportunities to steal their tech
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>>983394
All I'm saying is I cant see a man who bases his entire life around fighting people and stealing things being a big pro peace kind of guy.
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>>983397
I can, but not in the 'peace for everyone way'. Even pirates need time to relax and enjoy their plunder, and constant conflict whittles away at manpower, resources, and friends. Again, conflict will still happen. There will still be demands for fights and the like, and black markets could become a thing for us as well. If you think we won't be fighting or making mint in peaceful times, you may need to think more on the subject.
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>>983402
Well war has been nothing but great for us so far.
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>>983382
Actually, the British in the area were at peace with the Spanish and only moved to attack the pirates after they became powerful enough to take on the Navy in the area. Oh, and Benjamin Hornigold turning traitor helped out.

>>983397
>>983411

We're not going "Pro-peace" we're acknowledging that it's a worthwhile cause dumbass.
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>>983418
Worthwhile for nerds maybe.
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>>983411
Mainly because we are on the tip of it when it comes to our situations. We didn't even know there was a war until the Suleiman incident got revealed. We are on the very, lightest cusp of it and this war eats Wels for breakfast. If the war properly spreads to the Belt, we are going to be hit damned hard and constantly. Hell, you may have noticed that the Paladins we have fought so far or had the chance of doing were bonus missions and that ranged Paladin was managing to hurt us bad with maximum range pot shots.
If the situation gets serious before we are ready, we will die. We are doing all we can to get ready, but that takes time and relatively little conflict because its pretty hard to improve what you have when you have to constantly replace it.
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>>983420
>Where'd you think you are.png
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I think the point we're trying to make is that saying we believe in fighting for what you believe in is fine. We just don't want to say Roadie believes in peace and desires it
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>>983454
Good enough.
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>>983363

Before adding all those Knights the Iron Kestrel fleet had approximately 300 mecha. 100 Bluegills is not so bad, especially with Richard and Moe using their area attacks.
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>>983495
100 was just a number off the top of my head. Wouldnt around 100 fit in a single ship? Not counting if they brought one of those giant troop transports.
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>>983516

Off the top of my head a Wels holds about 120 (130 max, but leaving space for visitors, captured ace mecha, and shuttles is standard).
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>>983524
Hey Wong, how did that one chick Sabotage General Hatshepsut's Wels-class Battleship?

And how many Tugs would it require to tow away a sabotaged Wels-class?
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>>983524
So... We can probably take on 3 Wels class at the same time when using our whole fleet...
>>983516
Man, they need to get closer to Roarke to even be able to damage him, and they die with one punch to the torso, so Roarke can probably take on 100 B-crew Bluegills and survive even if the Kaiser ends up taking some damage.

And it is impossible for them to attack all at the same time... They probably could get 20 or so attacking per turn on him, and Roarke would kill 3 or 4 of them while dodging ou parrying the others... He can probably survive for long enough too kill Bluegills enough to make then flee in despair.
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>>983546
I dont like the odds of 300 harpies fighting 300 not harpies.
They can throw out their missiles first. And I certainly would not like to try to dodge 40 beam saber attacks a turn. They would cut through him on parries alone eventually.
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>>983557
You said Bluegills, Pumpkinseeds II could have a better chance depending on how things went, but even to they it would be hard to mob on Roarke without getting assaltted by all of our not harpies mechs in the way.
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>>983557
well it wouldn't be 300 harpies. Taking in the customization and improvements it would be better to say 300 rocs. As for blue gill beam sabers, chances are they would be 4 kill beam sabers. They would not get through the beta armor.
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Are Brawl candidates still being accepted? Because I have two concepts - one pilot, one machine - that I actually kind of want to try out and I actually have time to dig into a new system for a change.

(And, uh, if yes...somebody point me to the ruleset and restrictions, please?)
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>>983571
I got the names mixed up meant pumpkinseeds.
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>>983582
You want the mekton core book, the advance tech manual, and you have a limit of 140 CP for your machine. Can't go below -2 MV, can't over indulge on verniers or weight efficiency, no reactive shield or beta armor. No hot power cores either.
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>>983582
I can put up the manuals in about 10 minutes.
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>>983597
I -think- I have found a copy of the core book, but that'd be appreciated.
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>>983591
And unfortunately, I don't think my mech concept will be rules legal in its ideal form (a plane-form mech that's essentially a cockpit strapped to a set of engines, with a mag grapple bolted on. Very much a "crazy Ivan" build.)
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>>983605
Doesn't sound like it would be that out there. Light armor and an entangling melee weapon with kills traded for range. Probably be relatively cheap if thats all its got.
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>>983605
Well make a base and we can look. We already have a giant bugger off tank, a small stealth machine, and both the Walkure and Valkyrie. A new crazy design should be fun
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>>983591
also it's up in the air if you can exchange kills for space in servos or not.
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>>983621
>>983620
Fair. The idea (working name "Ahab") is to spear/grapple an enemy mech, then drag it along and use high-G maneuvers to swing it around like a flail and/or throw it.
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>>983546
we could take at least two wels class as we are now
once we fix the avalonian ships we could take up to four but the mecha battle would be costly.
if we get enough mecha to fill the avalonian ship plus that new ship we got a psyche and enough mecha to fill all of the ships we have, With out getting any thing else or ace intervention.
our fleet at there prime right now could take 5 wels at max
thats with out ace's though. with aces its a toss up.
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>>983632
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxQvrB13LOtaRHVLdHpQbm10Q0k/view
I remember a phase where I was looking at jet based mechs. They would probably be better than humanoid ones if not for the MV penalty. I might try making up a big beefy jet fighter now just for the laugh.
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>>983644
Er....keep in mind that there's a very important distinction between "we can win" and "we can win, and still have a significant force."

>>983645
Wait, MV penalty? ...that sounds a bit assbackwards to me, unless I'm misunderstanding.
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>>983649
Mecha fighters take a -2 to their maneuver for going twice as fast. In-world terms, this is due to the fact that the HMIS works best with humanoid forms and trying to get non human forms to work will cause some issues.
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>>983661

....right, maneuver, not move. Honestly, it also makes sense in that it's really hard to turn something with the kind of straight-line accel a fighter has on a dime.
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>>983649
Yeah -2 to maneuver value. On the other hand they get twice the movement allowance. They also have to move at least 4 hexes a turn unless they take VTOL.
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Helicopters also have the potential to be pretty badass with the free MA and no MV penalty. Pity they only fly in atmosphere.
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Okay, clearly I cannot into this. The best I have managed is a 39-CP Heavy-Medium fighter with 19 MA, a harpoon, sensors, light armor, and no free space whatsoever.
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>>983948
39CP? Just Spend more in the servos and armor.
Also, how do you plan on doing damage with just a harpoon? Is it able to cause damage?
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>>983395
Personally, I'd prefer to do privateer merc work for third parties. It would slow down Avalonian and Solar League expansion, and if we focus mainly on fighting Avalon it will be hard for Fairchild to whip up sentiment against us.
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>>983948
Takes a little getting used to alright. Space efficiency is a thing as well. Lets make something take one less space for 0.5 CP, the way the game its built its pretty much required for anything fancy.
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>>983980
I meant working as a privateer under either a Planetary Chancellor or maybe Hakim. Fighting purely against Avalon right now would be a great pr move for us besides Roarke has plenty of scores to settle with them
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>>983991
I know. I'm disagreeing and arguing that helping the independent systems that are being swallowed by Avalon is a better use of our time. We don't want the Solar League to dominate human space.
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>>983985
>>983969
I couldn't find rules for it, managed to find them in the same thread I pulled my harpoon stats from.

The problem is that Ahab is intended to do damage by catching an enemy mech and either swinging it around like a flail or releasing to throw it at nearly 1700 MPH, (which means I need MA 30.) Adding servos and armor makes it FUCKING EXPENSIVE to get that MA30. I did, however, manage to get it (I think) at 47 CP.

My problem now is that I'm not really sure what constitutes 'abusing' SE and WE.
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>>983996
Would the independent systems hire us though? I mean this is pretty much Sol vs Avalon. Sure vassal systems are probably involved but I doubt many independent systems want to really get involved in this fight
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>>984000
...aaaand it occurs to me that I need to account for ENEMY weight, too. So I need enough thrust to accelerate something like sixty tons of mech.


...fuck me.
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>>984008
>Would the independent systems hire us though? I mean this is pretty much Sol vs Avalon. Sure vassal systems are probably involved but I doubt many independent systems want to really get involved in this fight
Wong has mentioned that independent systems tend to get dragged into the fight since both sides want to dominate human space.
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>>984009
I dont like the way they handle weight in this system. I can get why it would affect speed and how you dodge but I dont think it should affect your ability to shoot people.
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>>984021
Er...it's not the ability to shoot people that matter in this case. It's the ability to drag someone's mech along at top speed and then throw them into a goddamn wall.
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>>984031
It means I need to be HILARIOUSLY over-engined. I need an engine-to-weight ratio that outshines freaking TUGBOATS.
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>>984031
That too but I'm just throwing out my own gripes now. Like no ability to shield charge people.
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>>984039
Just get a bunch of pods and stick thrusters in them until you're happy.
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>>984040
I think you can do that with beam shields.
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>>984043
Or get a Mega Heavy Torso and trade kills for spaces.
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>>984045
You can but they suck.
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>>984055
At attacking I mean they are obviously very good at being shields.
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>>984053
Wait, I can trade kills for space? How does that work? (and/or where is it in the book?)
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>>983985
Space efficiency is the most bullshit tax. Yeah let's arbitrarily make that expensive weapon cost even more.
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>>984070
Its a total pain in the dick.
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>>984063
I /think/ Wong houseruled that out on account of no sane (in universe) person doing it, but I don't know if it's been reversed or not.
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>>984063
Advanced Tactics Manuel page 19.
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>>984070
Eh, to be fair it does prevent someone from just making a super light frame and giving it a kill sat gun, or stuffing a shit ton of different reactive shields into your frame.
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>>984076
Well...fuck. I mean, it makes a disturbing amount of sense for fighter-form mechs, but...yeah.

For anyone interested, I'm up to 34/68 units of thrust on a 13-ton fighter. (...wait, shit, that gets me -60- MA before accounting for over-engineing and added loads. Uhm....) But, uh. Yeah, I assumed a 47-ton enemy mech for ease of math.
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>>984085
Oh I understand why it exists, but like with every other tax I have a god-given right to bitch about it.
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Current build, if anyone's interested or wants to offer help...
Ahab:

TORSO:
Armored Heavy- 18CP
Light Armor - 2CP
9t+1.5t
Weight Efficiency - 5t (10CP)
4t+1.5t
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Kills: 18
SPACE: 18/18
Canopy-style Cockpit
Main Sensors (4 C, 1 S, 1t)
Mag Harpoon [Placeholder] (9C > 10C, 5S > 3S, .5t) (3x SE; -2S, +1CP)
Thrusters 15 (16 C, 13 S)(2x SE; -2S, +1CP)
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WINGS:
Light Heavy - 6CP
Light Armor - 4CP
3.5+1.5t (x2)
Weight Efficiency - 4t (8 CP)
1.5+1.5t (x2)
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R. Kills: 3
R. Space: 7/7
Thrusters 7 (3 C, 3 S)
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L. Kills: 3
L. Space: 7/7
Thrusters 7 (3 C, 3 S)

Frame Weight: 11.5 Tons
Total Weight: 13 Tons
Thrusters: 30MA @ 60t * 1.125 = 67.5 (34/68)
(current load at max accel: 30.22t)
Mech Cost: 59 CP
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>>984086
How many turns would it take you to get to 60MA? a turn?
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>>984086
...That would allow you to ram for over 30 damage. Any ability that allows you to oneshot a paladin is probably banned.
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>>984107
To be fair it would also one shot himself.
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>>984103
Yeah, as a fighter I double my Move. So that's 60 MA right off the bat. More, depending on how Wong treats the over-engineing.

>>984107
Er...that would basically be using a fighter as a cut-rate cruise missile. Which really SHOULD oneshot just about anything smaller than a Cruiser.
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>>984115
Ah yes the Ryu maneuver
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>>984103
Dont know what happened there should be
>How many turns would it take you to get to 60MA a turn?
>>984119
I believe there is a limit to how fast you can actually accelerate a turn. Cant remember what it is though, I know its in the regular manual instead of the advanced one.
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>>984119
>Er...that would basically be using a fighter as a cut-rate cruise missile. Which really SHOULD oneshot just about anything smaller than a Cruiser.
...As long as you don't actually use that ability during the tournament.
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>>984134
There's really not much point to winning a round (or the tournament) if you paste yourself over half the sector.

>>984133
12 MA per turn. So that's five turns to hit top speed, and a 6-hex turn radius.
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>>984152
and the real shitter would be the fact that since it's an attack it would hit active shields first. You'd take out the servo with the shield, but you are still paste.
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>>984152
I'm starting to think that the mag grapple as sole weapon is functionally nonviable. Maybe I should look into minelayer pods (drag your opponent through a minefield you just dropped!) or an Added Shock module for the harpoon.

(huh. That would actually make it a fairly effective capture machine, wouldn't it. Er, assuming it hit on the harpoon run.)

....and I'm probably going to need to add some form of predictive targeting system if I want a PRAYER of hitting a 'mech going top speed.
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>>984184
You certainly have the extra CP for it.
Something I wanted to know is if the Kills you trade for range still count for damage on a shock weapon.
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>>984193
Now I'm going to have to figure out how the harpoon was designed in the first place so I can engineer my own....
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>>984206
I am 99% sure its an entangling melee weapon with kills of damage traded for range.
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>>984193
>Something I wanted to know is if the Kills you trade for range still count for damage on a shock weapon.
That sounds like blatant wickedness.
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>>984234
I can't, unfortunately, find rules for THAT either. ARGH!
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>>984271
The best I can find is some bizarre melee/missile hybrid.
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>>984271
Page 30 of the advanced technical manual m8. I find Ctrl+f to be an absolute lifesaver with the manual.
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>>984289
...I didn't realize it was a searchable PDF. I shall hide my head in shame.
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>>984271
Its under the section for the entangling rules on page 30. Incidentally, I would rule that you would need to get the shock (added) if you are trading kills for spaces. Mind you, I would be extremely leery of bringing a shock weapon into a nonleathal tourney. Also, having an open cockpit in space is a terrible idea.
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>>984298
I took me like 2 weeks to figure out I could do it.
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>>984301
Bah! Whats the point of fighting with giant robots if you are afraid of getting hurt?
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>>984301
...it's an armored canopy? I don't have an ejection system, dude, a cockpit shot kills me anyways.

Also, yeah, I completely missed that 'kill the pilot' thing. I was gonna fluff it as some sort of induced magnetics fucking with the pilot's sense of equilibrium (and yes, you actually can knock someone out with high-strength EMF)
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Okay, so if I'm understanding weapons customization correctly, this:
MAG HARPOON
1K, 5 Range, +2 ACC (x2 C), Entangle (x1.25 C), Shock Only (x2 C)
costs 15 CP and takes 15 Spaces. I think. Assuming I figured out "spaces are calculated as normal" correctly.
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>>984438
>costs 15 CP and takes 15 Spaces. I think. Assuming I figured out "spaces are calculated as normal" correctly.
You should take the Shock (added). You can't sacrifice your weapons kills twice to do two different things.
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>>984445
Er...as i understand things, shock(added) means it deals 1K of structural damage AND does Shock damage at the same time. Shock (Only) does Shock damage (at a -1 to the pilot's resistance roll) without doing any structural damage. Kills sacrificed for range are an entirely separate manner.
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>>984460
So I need to go less fancy and focus on range and accuracy. Because my MV and minimum turn radius means I can't be sure of close passes. Blaaaah.
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While trying to make my own jet fighter I somehow ended up trying to recreate the bird from IBO. Birds have some sweet bonuses.

http://pastebin.com/DtPa4A1d
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>>984506
Could always try grabbing them before you go sanic.
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>>984578
Very true. But then, if I have to grab them again, it'll be a pain in the ass.
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>>984460

1K per point of its usual kills, you mean. This is one of the reasons why I've been in no hurry to make a Betta upgrade, because Samantha already does good damage and levies mighty penalties against anyone hit by her pilebunkers.
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>>984662
Wait, so a 5K weapon with 4K sacrificed for range still deals 5 points of Shock? That's...heinous. And also hilarious overkill for what I wanted to use it for.
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>>984662
Could give her more accuracy or a radio analyzer for extra sneakyness.
Incidentally, shouldn't the heart of Sunshine have port and starboard batteries since its Martian? I also recall she had some Harpy Customs during the Gigspont mission.
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>>984674
And I read that wrong, disregard.
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>>984662
So, uh. Rules check, if you would, good sir. Can mines (range 0 missiles) with the Fuse property be set to explode at a set distance behind the craft (timed as a function of the craft's current velocity)?
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>>984662
So I think we came to a consensus that we want Roarke to say he believes in fighting for what you believe in. Not that he himself wants peace.
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>>984748
I thought is was something to the effect that while "peace" isn't bad, it depends on what kind of peace. Death is very peaceful after all. And "step out of line and get stepped on" is also peaceful if a single organization is strong enough to pull it off.
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>>984697

You're 100% right. I'll fix that.


>>984742

Not explicitly, but you can effectively hit the trigger whenever you want or leave them on a timer.
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>>984809
Whelp...there goes the usefulness of the Sparkler pods I was developing.

(to clarify, I meant, like...can timers be modified before dropping the mines, so that, say, the mine explodes in X seconds, where X is the time it takes for the craft at current speed to travel 4 hexes, thus leaving an explosive wake to drag someone through)
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>>984835
Regular mines just explode as soon as someone runs into them.
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You tilt your head back to look at the ceiling, wishing you had your sunglasses on. Without them, it's hard to be subtle in looking for surveillance devices, “Should we really be talking openly about this?”

Lysa smiles indulgently, “My aunt only records when she thinks it will help her or Jupiter. If we were talking in a bedroom, or one of the dining rooms, or the lounge, or the meeting room upstairs, everything we say would be picked up...but this is the music room, so it's visuals-only. We can say whatever we want.”

You nod, feeling almost as old as your disguise as you ponder these questions rather than just throwing the girl over your shoulder and carrying her off to practice her damned duets with Rosita. “It's definitely a worthwhile dream.” You opine with a decisive nod.

Lysa's smile blossoms, and she nods vigorously, “I knew you would say that!”

You don't let her make whatever point she plans to make next, “But it isn't my dream. I can respect the vision you have without making it my own.”

She tilts her head to the side, “So would you prefer a quick peace, or for this war to continue?”

You shrug, “Whichever is better for the Iron Kestrels. Eternal war would eventually kill us all and destroy our species, but eternal peace is either death or slavery. Living under an invincible tyrant, for instance, might be peaceful even if it isn't pleasant or healthy. Pirates like me live by conflict, we respect people who are willing to fight for what's theirs and what they love and what they believe in.”

“Even if it's something as ironic as fighting for peace?” She rests her chin on her palm, watching you.

You shrug again, “Even that. When you get a little older, you'll see that it isn't as simple as just war or just peace. For now, the Kestrels are profiting from the War immensely...but at the same time, there are good people on both sides that I would like to survive this. All I can do is what I can do.”

She laughs as though you've just made a wonderful joke, clapping her hands, “Splendid! No wonder Keith admires you so much!”

[Continued]
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>>984843
Yeah, but then I leave UXOs behind that -I- might run into if I have to do another pass.
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>>984835

Oh, yeah, you set the timer, so if you know "twenty seconds from now this guy is gonna be in this hex" you can set the timer for twenty seconds.
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>>984844
>“Splendid! No wonder Keith admires you so much!”

what
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>>984844
..I feel slightly dirty at the thought of Keith liking us. Is he a male tsundere? Does he secretly have a poster of us? I am almost too afraid to find out.
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>>984848
aaaand on third thought, no way in hell would the Ahab be tournament-legal. Because a successful attack at full speed would accelerate the opponent's mech fast enough to jelly the pilot.
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“Who's admiring who?” You hear the sound of approaching footsteps and the maid returns, a tray with three glasses of lemonade on it. She sets it down carelessly on the end table next to the sofa you're resting on, taking one of the glasses and sipping from it. You take one, subtly sniffing. You don't detect any unusual scent and the lemonade looks normal to you, so you have a sip. It's actually really good, it tastes homemade.

“Delicious, thank you.” You compliment her.

The maid gives you a sunny smile and a small curtsy that doesn't lift her short skirt much higher, “It's the General's favorite. By the way, I didn't hear much, but...do you two know each other?” She looks questioningly from you to Lysa and back again, “It's just a little odd, I mean, how does a S-Pop singer know a mailman?”

“Delivery boy, actually.” Lysa corrects her with a hint of asperity. She stands up, “Pardon me for a moment, I need to get dressed.” She walks out of the room.

The maid steals her chair the moment she's gone, “So what's the real deal, are you secretly her dad or something?”

>[What say?]
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>>984902
Wouldn't be much of a secret if I told you.
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>>984902
>Lets just say her father and I go way back
Give her enough to satisfy her curiosity
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>>984902
"...Lets just say that pilots of her caliber are not made in a day. No matter how talented someone must have given them instruction and experience. And there are plenty old veterans comfortably retired from war that might teach a talented, and rich, youngster to succeed. For the right price of course."
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>>984902
Get to our age and experience what we have, you become a font of wisdom many would drink from. That and I tell the best cranky old man stories this side of Sol.
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>>984902
"Her mother actually."
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>>984902
"As embarrassing as it is for someone like me to say, I've got a little bit of interest in, well, you know. That thing she does. I met her just once before, and pleasantly enough, she seems to have remembered me."
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d10 + 10)

"It wouldn't be much of a secret if I told you." You adjust your cap, smiling.

She pouts, "I hate secrets. Who am I gonna tell anyway?"

"Let's just say her aunt and I go way back." You stretch comfortably, taking another sip of lemonade.

"I hate puzzles too. Like why you keep setting off my danger sense." The maid's pout intensifies.

You look suspiciously at your lemonade.

The maid laughs, "It's not poisoned, dummy. I'm not that kind of girl...but you, you're definitely something unusual. C'mon, I've been nice, right? Spill it! Spill it! Spill it!" She starts chanting.

You sigh and hold up a hand to silence her, "Let's just say that great pilots aren't made in a day. No matter how talented, even the greatest pilots at least learn the basics from someone. Get to my age, and you become a font of wisdom many would listen to...or at least badger for an old man's stories." You're proud of your acting ability.

The maid raises her eyebrows, "If you're here to teach her, why are you dressed as a delivery boy?"

"Because he is one, of course." Lysa is back, wearing a sundress and holding a pair of impressively heavy-looking suitcases, "He's delivering me to Auditorium to work on my duet. Do be a dear and inform my aunt when she returns, will you?"

The maid's eyes widen, then narrow, "Oh no. No, no, no. You're grounded, missy, you're not allowed off the estate and the General was VERY clear about that."

Lysa smiles thinly, "Let me rephrase that. He's kidnapping me."

The maid whistles, and cracks her knuckles, "No, he's not." She looks at you sidelong, "Come on, old man. I don't know what she's roped you into, but this is a bad idea, don't get yourself wrapped up in this."

You stand up, unbutton your overshirt, and toss it aside to free your arms up. It's a bit more restricting than your usual jacket, after all. "Sorry, my fiancee insisted on meeting her."

The maid sighs, "I really don't want to break your hip, but this right here, this IS my real job, so I've got to do it."

"And this is my real job, so I won't hold it against you." With those last words from you, it begins.

>[Roll 1d10+10]
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d10 + 10)

>>985058
Throw two luck behind this
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d10 + 10)

>>985058

I say we kidnap the maid to go along as well.
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>>985064
Damn Thunderbird. You managed to pull that off.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

Ignore this roll.

Feed me 1d10+18s and vote Grapple or Strike.
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Rolled 3 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985078
>Strike
We need to knock her out and get lost. We have to make sure no one knows Roarke is here
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985078
Knock out strike, no need to kill, just KO her for a while.
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Rolled 1 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985078
Strike and then run like smoke and oakum when shes knocked out.
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Fuck they got pictures of our face and we're kidnapping Lysa now. We can only hope that the people on our transport don't recognize us before we reveal ourself
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>>985109

If you were on a longer timetable that might be a problem.
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Rolled 5, 10, 1 = 16 (3d10)

>>985083
>>985101
>>985104

More dice. Many more dice.
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985134
More dice it is then
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Rolled 8 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985134
and more dice you shall have.
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>985137

That's the ticket!
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985145
So I'll just do it again
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985134
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d10)

Parry rolls.
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Rolled 3, 1, 10 = 14 (3d10)

>>985143
>>985155
>>985156

Still more dice!
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985173
Wonder where everyone is?
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Rolled 1 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985173
Eating dinner, late dinner, or in my case, breakfast
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Rolled 3 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985173
>>985178
I am half sick so my body isn't at it's best.
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Rolled 6 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985173
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985173
here ya go

>>985178
Playing vidya while watching the thread.
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Rolled 2 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985173
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>985178
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It's pure luck that you're able to take the offensive, you've underestimated her badly. You're already swinging as she's kicking off her high heels. Still with one shoe on, she sways gracefully backwards away from your opening jab and followup straight punch. She's a little short on space with the wall behind her, but she grabs your right arm as you go to uppercut her. That's a mistake, your left comes around like a comet and pastes her right across the cheek so hard it knocks her to one knee.

A little shakily, she holds her hand up and wipes away the crimson streak you left under her nose, looking at the sheen of blood on her long, black gloves, “Nice cross, grandpa.”

“Thanks, little girl. You took those well.” You settle back into a confident stance, “Professional training?”

She grins, “Five-time Jovian Amazon Kickboxing League Champion. I like throwing knuckles and throwing cute girls onto my cot.” She bounces back upright, with a roundhouse that you just barely duck under.

Lysa tilts her head to one side, listening, “I hear running water. The housekeeper is in the bath, so you two should have plenty of time.”

Neither of you is really paying attention to her. You're much too busy with her answering flurry of punches. One hits you in the gut with enough force to almost double you over, but you've taken worse every single day training with the Undefeated.

[Continued, MORE DICE!]
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Rolled 1 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985225
ORA ORA ORA
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Rolled 2, 10, 8, 1 = 21 (4d10)

>>985194
>>985195
>>985196
>>985198
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>>985225
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Rolled 4 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985225
ORAORAORAOROAROAROAROAROORAOARAORA
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985225
Man, we are just getting all kinds of experience today.
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985225
Wrong Jojo, guys.
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985225
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Rolled 5 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985225
>>985246
Wow, I am derp today.
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Rolled 7, 2, 3 = 12 (3d10)

>>985245
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>>985249
>>985250
>>985251
>>985252

>all those fives

what the shit
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>>985258
AND a Crit. She's down.
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Rolled 6, 10, 6, 10 = 32 (4d10)

>>985234
>>985247
>>985249
>>985250
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>>985270
Look at all those parry rolls and 9s we need to get. Bloody hell that is mean.
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>>985270

First blow uses >>985252

Parried successfully. I need two more parry rolls, and you have 4 Luck left for this session.
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Rolled 8 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

Gotta roll
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Rolled 2 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985282
TAKE MY DICE, WONG-SAMA!
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985282
MUDA DA
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Rolled 2 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985270
Three luck on this roll
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Rolled 8 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985282
Alright let me just.
>>985284
>>985285
We parried it and avoid a crit, but still took two hits. This is one close fight.
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>>985290
We still have to rob the Museum don't waste all the luck now
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...can we offer this lady a job once we beat her... if we beat her.
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damn i keep missing these
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>>985290
..oh come on, 1 or 2 is fine, but using 3 in one shot man?
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>>985296
maby if she wasn't so deep in fairchilds pocket
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>>985296
>>985303
What he said
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>>985295
Wong said luck is replenished for the heist.
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>>985296
I say we bring her along for the trip to auditorium anyways.
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Rolled 7, 7, 7 = 21 (3d10)

>>985287
>>985290
>>985293

Luck expenditure denied. By the way, I was wrong, you have 5 Luck left. Don't know how I mucked that up.
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>>985309
speaking of luck, triple 7's.
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Incidentally, is it possible for us to get Kungfu points that work like maneuver points, except off of our unarmed ability?
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>>985308
No she is even more likely to be a spy than Lysa stop trying to recruit people who will betray us
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Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d10)

>>985309

These are her parry rolls, but I need more dice.
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>>985313
I am not trying to recruit. I just want to bring her along for shit and giggles.

Hell, its a maid/professional bodyguard we already have pegged.

Compare this problem to our compromised roster since our last assassination attempt. And having someone on fairchild's payroll there to watch over lysa might forstall her from just immediately trying to park a fleet at auditorium.
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Rolled 10 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985309
Another hit. She is damned lucky. Here is 1 luck.
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Rolled 8 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985317
so much dice.
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Rolled 2 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985319
This woman is deep in fairchild's pocket and you want to bring her into our own backyard? Thats not smart and is likely to fuck us up. I mean why even beef up our security for the concert if we're just going to let everyone whose related to Fairchild a free pass in?

>>985317
Just get knocked out already
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Rolled 3 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985317
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d10 + 18)

>>985317
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>"Just go down already!"
>"Sorry, but you are one vagina short of that happening."
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You have height and reach on her, although she's as fast as the devil and seems to be thinking several moves in advance. Most of your next combo would have hit her if she wasn't. She grabs an end table and thrusts it between her and you. Two punches crack the delicate wood, and the third breaks through, slamming her against the wall with the force of your knuckles on her breastbone. It feels almost nice compared to the buckets of gravel your teacher makes you punch for hours on end, but the soft mounds cushioning your fist probably have something to do with that. Splintered wood and sawdust stains the once pristine cleanliness of her uniform.

“It's useless, old man. I'm younger, I'm fresher, you've done a good job but this can't last.” She's swinging as she talks, and although you catch one blow on your forearm and redirect the other with a smack to the inside of her elbow she never seems to tire, pushing forward further and further, backing you up. Her gloved fist cracks your chin and you see stars, and as you stumble back she leaps into the air and brings both fists down like a hammer on your face, crunching you to your knees. She grabs your shirt and cocks her arm back for another hammerblow. “Pinky should have warned you about me, that sadistic bitch.”

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>>985330
We are literally inviting her niece, someone whos personality is about as bad a fairchild's. You can't get deeper into her pocket then that. Whats one more.

And I think this maid's earn a little vacation with this little display.
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>>985323
Yes! That is a good hit. Hopefully this will at least knock her down.. or have her vomitting rainbows.
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>>985323

Are you, you specifically, willing to spend an ADDITIONAL 1 point of Luck for an unspecified effect?
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>>985343
>We're already making one retarded decision so why don't we just make another

>>985340
>Don't worry you'll be eating those words soon enough
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>>985343
She clearly does not want to go considering she is punching us in the face.
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>>985343
Er, no. Her neice is NOT as bad as Fairchild, and she's bad in different ways.

Also, the maid is deep in something, all right, but it ain't Fairchild's pocket.
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>>985348
..Yes so long as it is non-fatal. I like her.
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>>985348
It's going to be a suplex, isn't it?
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>>985366
Not punching her so hard her clothes explode
Come on anon its like you don't even kung fu bullshit
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>>985352
>>We're already making one retarded decision so why don't we just make another

That's the spirit!
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>>985348
As long as we dont kill
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>>985370
I thought we were into Jojo's territory here? "Your next line is [...]" followed by the execution of what seems to be the final step in an overly-elaborate ruse (usually involving getting yourself beaten up a ton beforehand) seems like something Joseph would do.

In this case, getting our face smashed in so she would lower her guard and close into range for a suplex.
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Just a thought, but for ms honor guard Honorable, we should ask her if she'd agree to refrain from launching the head missles in units that we've removed arms from, and in return we'll try to avoid endangering her pilots. Since the Pumkinseed 2 has an active shield light enough to cause us to take the arm of on the first block anyway, taking both arms requires exactly as many hits as taking the torso. Given who she's based on, she'll probably say yes and honor her word.
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>>985392
Don't know much about JoJo, never got into it but Wong did say earlier about kung fu bullshit and you don't get more bullshit than ignoring all physics for fanservice
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>>985418
Fanservice is shit in Mecha though Diebuster was a piece of shit
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>>985437
True but we're not in Mecha right now
Also never heard of Diebuster any outstanding reason its bad?
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>>985466
Have you seen Gunbuster?
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>>985474
Nope
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>>985478
Go watch it
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>>985485
So since Diebuster is its sequel I assume it just shit the bed in some way then?
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There must be something in your eyes that gives her that sudden flash of concern that mars her expression, but she is a professional, just like she said, and that doesn't stop her from throwing a right straight more perfect in technique than any you've ever seen before. You don't have even a second to think about it until later, but it has the air of a finishing move, something she's dropped countless opponents to the mat with. Later, reflecting on it, you also wonder whether or not she was hired for a slight superficial resemblance to Clemmy, including being built for combat.

The thing is, though, she isn't Clemmy. Clemmy would have opened her mouth during or after putting you down, not before.

You catch her fist. It stings like catching a thunderbolt, but you close your fingers around her smaller hand and jerk her forward, pulling her off-balance. As she stumbles forward, you're already rising up off your knees, lunging forward so that your shoulder slams into your belly, your arms going out wide and clasping around her waist as you stand up...and bend over backwards, dropping your weight downwards and forming your body into a bridge as you suplex her headfirst right through the piano with an ungodly racket of splintering wood and snapping metal cords. For some reason, she grabbed ahold of your discarded overshirt in flight. “And the General should have warned you about me.” You tell her.

There's a muffled groan from the bloody, battered maid, “Y-yeah...would've...would've been nice...Auditorium, huh? I bet your fiancee is a nice old...wait a moment, Auditorium? Fiancee?”

You dust off your hands, “That's right.”

“I think she did warn me about you after all.” You see the maid pull something out of your overshirt's pockets, and your eyes widen as you realize it's one of your own gloves, “Guess you win.” She comments sadly, blue sparks dancing across her knuckles. How nice, she's one of those people who doesn't count victory won through cheating as victory. Now that's good sportsmanship.

[Continued with the effects of your Luck]
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>>985493
Yes but it won't make sense without watching Gunbuster
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>>985495
Roarke stop telling people who you are when YOUR IN A FUCKING DISGUISE AND HAVEN'T EVEN PULLED OFF THE JOB
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>>985495

A professional with a sense of honor. Not bad.
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>>985511
His discipline is terrible.
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>>985511
plus side is there is no audio in this room so any mention to us is up to her. Considering we were a nice guy, she may just keep relatively quiet.
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Just sitting here playing transport tycoon deluxe and waiting for the update
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Her body sways as she rises up, right into the path of your punch. It's a feral, instinctual blow, like the clawed sweep of a bear aside from the clenched fist. Her sway carries her just an inch to the side of your blow, and as your fist crunches into the wall like the head of a mace, she smiles at you. Perhaps it's adrenaline, but even as you feel metal pipes inside the wall crunch like a cheap can against your knuckles you don't feel a thing.

There aren't any words, but for a moment, you can almost hear her thoughts, because they're those every fistfighter would be thinking in her position. You missed me. It's over. I am going to pummel you with your own taser gauntlets until you're unconscious and then collect the tremendous bounty on your head. I will live in luxury on some gorgeous beach colony with a drink never far from my hands and a smile never far from my lips. Maybe I'll settle down, meet someone nice, turn my luxury house into a luxury home. I'll be rich, happy, and I won't have to sleep with rich women for an income that doesn't involve real labor anymore. Dust falls from above, landing on her head, but as her fist clad in your own personal puncher balls up to uppercut you right in the peaches she doesn't feel it.

She also doesn't hear the crack of splintering brick, or see the spreading forest of cracks spreading along the wall in all directions. No, she's seeing that luxury house on the beach, feeling the sun on her skin...and then the keen vision and foresight that's carried her through so many fights detects the shadow descending on her.

You step back out of the way as the roof falls, burying her in debris, her arm still sticking up. You reach down, twist her wrist just right to turn off the electricity, and retrieve your glove. You spot the edge of your overshirt sticking out from the rubble, and tug it free.

“O-ow...g-guess I wasn't kidding, huh?” The voice relieves your most immediate worry, as you shrug the dusty garment back on and return both of your shock gauntlets to their proper place. If she's alive enough to make jokes, she must be alive enough to survive this. You hope.

Lysa stops gazing mournfully at the destroyed piano and taps your shoulder, “The housekeeper will have heard that, and I'm sure she's calling the CDF right now. We need to go.” She bounces a key off the palm of her hand, “Luckily, my aunt likes chauffeurs, so her groundcars aren't printlocked. I'll drive.”

[Continued in an hour so Wong can eat]
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damn man just punching holes strait though walls.
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>>985598

No. You punched the entire wall and part of the ceiling down.
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>>985585
Today the masonry, but next time, it will be you, White rock.
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>>985598

Imagine the fit fairchild will have when she sees the vid recording.
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>>985607
Considering this is the first time she'll see we can do this, she'll probably shit a diamond
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>>985611

"Can't kill him in the cockpit reeee, now can't kill him OUTSIDE the cockpit REEEEEEEEEE"
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>>985611
Meanwhile, back on the Planet of the Cats, Fairchild starts screaming for no reason whatsoever.
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>>985585
Are we going to abduct the "maid"?
Can we jam her into Oda's maid cafe?
Are we going to start up a combat maid division?
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>>985605

If I could shop a Char mask on the boulder I would.
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>>985648
oh god yes please some one do it and add the "I came here to laugh at you."
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>>985647
>Are we going to start up a combat maid division?
yes please. we need combat maids
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>>985648
If I can, I'll just paint a char horn on it. That or give you a horrible mspaint char mask.
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>>985674
Or because it's the WHITE rock, give it the V-fin.
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>>985674
Not if I beat you too it
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>>985727
that name hurts me
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>>985696
>>985727
i think i love you.
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>>985727
Too bad I decided to go with something completely different thunderbird!
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>>985754
that faggot white devil face
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"...And that." You finish telling Red Siren over coffee the next morning, at hours when decent people are still comfortably asleep, "Is how it happened."

"The piano is replaceable, but my aunt is going to be really upset about the antique rolltop desk you broke in half." Lysa agrees mournfully, "After that, we came straight back here. Roarke figured the car might have a tracker on it, so against my wishes he gave the keys to a man I believe was some sort of mendicant and told him to go have an adventure."

"He punched a hole in the wall?" Red Siren asks, her eyebrows raised.

"No, he punched the whole thing down and part of the roof too. He demolished an entire wall. Actually, I rather wondered if that was...normal...for him." Lysa looks at you with what might just be nervousness, "Did you have some kind of sonic gun up your sleeve?"

You shrug, looking out the viewport of the little starship at the stars, "I train hard. If you can beat a tiger without weapons, you can beat a person without weapons." It's mystical enough to sound wise, true enough to be sincere, and vague enough to answer nothing.

Lysa casts a meaningful look at Red Siren, who shrugs at her, "Roarke is just very strong, dear. I don't think there's any trick to it." The older idol smiles.

Last night's hardest mission came after you got back, Lysa in tow. The two idols were simply frantic to get together and discuss their various ideas at length, and for several hours it was impossible to get a separate word from either of them. Then, at bedtime, you and Rosita simultaneously realized that you had to actually sleep tonight and wake up early, an idea that seemed to nearly give her a heart attack. You had to actually sleep in separate rooms, knowing that if you were any closer than that neither of you would get any sleep and you needed to be as sharp as Yoritomo's katana for the heist in the morning.

"So! What are we doing now?" Lysa asks, insufferably perky despite it being four o'clock less than an hour ago.

"Wishing we were back in bed." Red Siren's pout looks almost comical with the serious lines of the disguise she reapplied this morning, along with your own. Which of course meant waking up even earlier.

"Preparing for the UJCIDF inspection." You explain.

"Inspection? Shouldn't you have had that already?" Lysa asks, "I mean, when you entered port and all?"

"Yes, but we're in the middle of something and they're inspecting us again because we're hauling some cargo for them." You clarify. You spot the tip of her PC sticking out from the pocket of her shirt. It's a man's shirt, you'd hazard one Keith accidentally left with her, it's actually a fairly classy button-up, "By the way, I can see your aunt being busy, but where's that boyfriend of yours? If he interferes I look forward to taking his mech again."

[Continued]
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>>985841
that's a damn fine piece of furniture.
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>>985847
WAS a fine piece of furniture. Now it's several fine pieces of furniture.
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>>985854
fuckin hate this new (you) system. thank god for being able to edit the CSS in the settings
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>>985859
>He doesn't use 4chanx
I love still getting my (you)s
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>>985859
Is that why (you) stopped showing up then?

Which settings is that.
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>>985869
still have my (yous) mate. just had to inject a line into the CSS.
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>>985871
Settings->Misc->CSS edit
put this into box and and check the CSS box
a.ql-tracked:after {
content:" (You)";}
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>>985878
You're a saint, anon.
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She looks down at the cinnamon bun flavor meal bar in her hands, "Keith is with my aunt, they're both out of the system on military business. I got left behind, I guess. I feel a bit like a doll being put up on a shelf."

You can see Rosita's heart melting with sympathy as she puts an arm around the girl and pats her on the back, "Put it into your music. The forlorn princess missing her lover is a powerful image and believe me it will reach the audience. A little bit of sadness can make a song sweeter, and you'll feel better too."

Lysa smiles, "I'll do my best to make everyone happy. So, about the cargo you're hauling...oh." Her mouth forms a thin line, "You're committing a crime, aren't you? Probably a robbery?"

"Yes, we are." You reply succinctly, folding your hands

She sighs, "I thought so."

"Which is why we have to hide you. We have a crew manifest and you aren't on it." You were looking forward to this part more before she showed actual signs of humanity, but...she still deserves it. In part because in hindsight that maid she was feuding with probably wouldn't have gotten a beating if she'd just sent her off on some other errand and sprinted to a groundcar with you. Or maybe she just didn't think of that.

"Oh, where am I to hide from the lawmen now that I'm arguably complicit in your crimes?" Lysa huffs angrily.

You liked that maid. You decide you're going to enjoy this after all. "In the storage compartment of the Archen, underneath the mechbay's floorboards. It's going to be locked, just for added security."

"We're sorry, dear." Rosita chimes in again. Friendly or not, she's completely on your side, she's survived too long to overlook the details, "We can't leave you in the cockpit, we just can't take the risk of you developing a sudden newfound sense of law and order and somehow miraculously hotwiring it...even though it's locked to me so that isn't very likely...so that means you won't have a chair. Your spacesuit should be all fluffy and comfy, though, so it's not all that bad, and you're not complicit in anything because you're an innocent hostage!" She smiles sweetly.

Lysa looks slightly panicked, "What? Wait a minute..."

"There's no helping it." You shrug, arms spread wide, "We had to hide you someplace where, if they found you, we'd all be caught anyway. It's the safest place on the ship."

“Safest for you, perhaps, but that's terribly uncomfortable! Mister Starwind, I really must protest!” Protests Lysa Fleur.

[Continued]
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>>985888
thank the anons in /qa/ trying to get our (yous) back from those who wish them gone. also checked
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>>985878
much appreciated.

Not sure why they rolled this back.
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>>985908
/qa/ is even more cancerous then /pol/, and i say that as a /pol/e.
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>>985914
and spammed enough that /qst/ was spawned.
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Did you really think I ever had any intention of not letting you troll Lysa after all the shit she's done? Did you really think just chewing her out a little would do? Nonsense!
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>>985914
Goddamn /pol/ish and their bucktooth women.
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>>985931
I'm just waiting for the perfect moment to unleash on her.
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>>985920
a board like really would benefit from ID's. prevent samefagging to from fuckin up the site
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>>985898

I think this is the first time I've heard of /qa/ being useful for something besides giving me an excuse to post smug Trumps and make "/pol/ will never be deleted" threads during my lunch break.
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>>985931
This is going to be the best Heist ever.
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>>985942
*that
>>985945
Apparently Hiroshimoot might have broken something
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Rosita's smile turns into a frown in a heartbeat, “Mister Starwind? Have you been calling him that? He's Admiral Starwind at the very least, especially on one of his own ships.” Her voice is quite sharp, and it reminds you that once you rolled your eyes at that title and thought it was just Oda being ridiculous. Admiral has come to sit a lot more comfortably now, but sometimes...sometimes a burning ambition to be more seizes ahold of you and the title feels a little small. Miles was right to be worried, Rosita makes a splendid Pirate Queen and Pirate Queens are married to Pirate Kings. Your danger sense is still screaming at you that it's a dangerous and foolhardy thing to do...but then again, what worth doing isn't?

“How long has it been his? Ow! Owowow stoppit!” Lysa whines, batting at Rosita's hand as the senior idol twists her ear like the stern granny she's made up to resemble.

“That's enough, Rosita. She's not one of us, she didn't know. Just like she doesn't have any idea at all how lucky she is that my First Mate formally accepted Caesar and Naomi under my protection after the boy had already beaten you both.” You've been reasonably polite, but now that she's in your hands you can say what you've been wanting to, “Otherwise, I would be treating you as an enemy rather than as a guest. Now you'll stay in the storage compartment, and stay quiet, until we let you out. If you behave, that will be sooner. If you don't it might be after we're done with our business and back on Auditorium.”

She's smart enough to know when she's beaten, sighing, “Yes sir. At least I can play wordboxes to pass the time...ooh!” She perks up, “I could go see if any of those hot new Clearwater x Luxol comics are up yet while we're still getting a good holonet signal!”

You clear your throat, “Actually, about that...” It's too much of a risk. If she decided to cross you here now that she knows you're in the middle of a heist she could easily contact the authorities with her PC. It wouldn't surprise you in the slightest if someone who has no objection to running away with pirates to prepare for a concert with a pirate still gets qualms about not stopping a pair of notorious villains from purloining pieces of humanity's history.

>[Take her PC]
>[Ask for her PC]
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>>985969
>hot new Clearwater x Luxol
she would have a taste for one of the two purest loves.
Unless i've forgotten who these people are?
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>>985969
>>[Take her PC]
If we ask her she might be able to do something on it. Like send out a signal to Fairy. Better to be rude and safe then nice and at risk
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>>985969
>[Ask for her PC]
Politeness costs us nothing. If she refuses, then we take it by force.
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>>985969

I dont think we actually mentioned what crime we're doing?

In any case, we should let her dl some stuff and then lock down her PC. As long as she doesnt have a signal when shes out of sight, no reason why she should be completely bored.

Its that or we could pass her a loaner PC with no antenna with her stuff on it.
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>>985969
>>[Ask for her PC]
Respectful tone first, then taking it if she refuses. We aren't savages and if she obeys we offer her the carrot. This is a critical stage of the mission after all.
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>>985979

No, you're remembering correctly.

However, you're wrong. The only form of purest love by a tremendous margin is CLEARLY the bond between a knight and lady/lord.
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>>985996
didn't know the new Duke Rothschild and Hector doujin was out.
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>>985996
LIES. THE ONLY PURE LOVE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS GRAPPLE-CHAN!! HOW COULD YOU MR. WONG?!
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>>985969
>Ask for her PC.
>Actually, we still going to need your PC. Operational security and all that. Surely you can understand?
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>>986005

OH, THERE IS NOTHING PURE ABOUT OUR LOVE!
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Rolled 6 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>986036
Add two luck to this
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>>985996
We really need to get into that market.
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>>986036

You have a bonus because I'm letting you dump your remaining luck into this before it all recharges.

Also, I meant to say Intimidate.
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Rolled 1 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>986036
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Rolled 5 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>986036
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Rolled 9 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>986036
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I think you had four luck left so...well done Thunder, old chap. Very good show.
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>>986052
I do what I can
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>>986036
Perhaps our many rocks will push that 21 to 25 with the remaining 3 luck.
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>>986065
wait, it was 4 luck. Never mind then. My bad.
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“I'm going to need your PC.” You hold out your hand.

She hugs it against her chest, “Absolutely not! I'm putting my foot down, I shall not endure this indignity without even a distraction to keep me sane! I refuse!”

“Give it to me or I'm taking it. Should I take it?” You don't raise your voice, you don't have to.

You see her struggling. Her will is obviously strong and she's got martial skills almost nobody her age possesses, she legitimately intends not to do it, to make you grab it, but...something stops her. Fear. For what you realize is the first time, you see her genuinely rattled at the thought of facing you down. She grits her teeth and throws it at you like a dagger, aimed right for the center of your forehead, “Jerk!”

“Careful, the last captive that liked to throw names at me ended up getting pretty intimate. If you were to develop feelings for me, that would be a tragedy. You're too young, for one thing, and I really don't have time for whatever stupid vengeance your Ensign Young would cook up.” You stand up, “Rosita, would you secure her?”

“Sure thing, darling. Come along, you. He's not joking, you know. Wait, Roarke, does 'dirty peasant boy' count as an insult? Did you and Loriette...? Eeeee! Good for her!” Rosita squeals with delight as she reads the truth in your expression, clapping her hands.

“Wait, who is Loriette? I know that name from somewhere...” Lysa's voice musings are cut off as Red Siren leads her away.

[Continued]
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>>986116
WHY CAN NO ONE KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT
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Not having (you)s is kinda killing me, especially when Im on a mobile that's cutting edge, a decade ago.
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>>986137
(yous) still work on phone and 4chanX
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>>986131

It's not as if Fairchild would be at all surprised to learn you had a riding lesson with the Countess. Remember what she said when you first caught Loriette, after all.
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>>986131
You have a pirate idol whose job literally depends on her not keeping her mouth shut. Go figure.
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>>986157
Its the principal of the mater, our crew and Roarke keep letting out secrets infront of people.
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>>986116

Can we give her a neutered loaner or some entertainment.
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>>986166
let's be fair here, the enemy does it to us just as often as we do it to them.
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>>986142
Nope. Not on my phone.
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>>986166
>Secrets

Roarke boned yet another one of his prominent female prisoners. What a shocker.
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>>986175
Still you would think people would know better. This is simple stuff.
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>>986183
Space madness man. Being free from Earth's gravity makes you crazy. I mean, look at Char. Went away from earth too long and he ended up with Char's Counter attack.
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>>986176
try to do what i said earlier with the CSS edit
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The second inspection is quicker than the first, the UJCIDF personnel are mostly looking for any new or unfamiliar faces or items smuggled onto the ship. They aren't really looking all that hard. After all, what pirate would be insane enough to come to Europa? You, that's who.

You settle in like a tired old man, while Lieutenant Mappa makes you tea and talks about her boss. You have to refrain from commenting much, to avoid giving it away that you know Regina Hatsheput back from when she was a Colonel sinking Green Skulls vessels at the helm of her damaged Wels-class, so you have to avoid asking the kind of questions you want, but you're happy to hear that she's apparently the General of the Praetorian Guard now. Also well-liked by her subordinates, Jane Mappa seems to be very much a fan of hers, mostly that she's approachable and efficient. Considering how easy it is to be assigned to someone like General Fairchild, you can understand her enthusiasm, and you absorb as much information as you can for Mohammed. Still, you're a little bit bored.

“Your PC just went off, I think you got a message.” Lieutenant Mappa informs you with a smile. She checks her chronometer and tsks, “I have to be getting back. You and your wife take it easy now, remember to adjust thruster output for added mass and...ah, I'm sorry, you know your job better than I do. We'll go get the towing lines secured.” She smiles and clears up the teacups before walking off of the bridge. You take out your PC, and check it. No messages. Strange...

Oh, that's right, you have Lysa's PC too. You take it out. Unlike yours, it's bright pink and has a bunch of small charms dangling off one end. You swipe the end to unlock it, gratified that unlike you she doesn't have it set to only work for her own thumbprint, and immediately spot the blinking New Message icon. You know what you're doing is wrong, but you click on it anyway.

The contact icon is a picture of Ensign Keith Young's face, and from here you can see that the message begins with “To my dearest Lysa, I pine...”

Your heart beats louder in your ears. If, as ancient mythology suggests, men have an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other whispering into their ears, you think you just heard your shoulder-devil backstab your shoulder-angel and kick him from his perch. You will never, ever have a better opportunity than this.

You hit Reply.
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>>986227
YESSSSSS!
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>>986227
>You hit Reply.
Is it time? I think it's time. Time to absolutely BREAK this idiot once and for all!
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>>986227
in b4 SEE YOU NEXT TIME
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>>986183
we are a space pirate
she is a space pirate
we our both very flamboyant people
if you want subtle go talk to samantha. she was a spy
>>986188
also what he said
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>>986227
...I feel like palpatine in his throne.
"gooooood...GOOOOooood."
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>>986227
Jovedamnit Devilchan. Where's Survival Instinctchan when you need it the most?
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yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
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Go listen to Roundabout and prepare directions for Roarke to be mean to Keith.
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>>986275
So we're not going post his contact info and picture onto GY-chan and let the Space Autists and NEETs do their work?
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The way I see it we got two choices. Either tell him we're breaking up with him, or confess to cheating on him and that we're pregnant
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>>986227
Yesss, this is the gift that keeps on giving. Wrecking up Fairchild's place, putting Lysa in her place, and now we get personally troll Jesus. Christmas may be late, but Santa delivers.
>>986263
In the gutter after over celebrating our victory over the battle maid.
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>>986289
No no all we send is a message that says

"Roarke isn't so bad once you get to know him"
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>>986285

Oh you could.
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>>986275
...if that's your way of saying we're done for the day, you're a monster.

As for how to be mean, we need to structure it as an invitation. A grand invitation to a concert the likes of which the universe has never seen, and even VIP seating at the tournament afterwards/before! Perhaps making far more comments about how BOTH of the performing stars are beautiful than necessary, and making a special point to point out that both of said leading ladies are currently practicing hard on the Rhinehawk at Auditorium as...special guests of the Admiral.
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>>986289
nah
what we need is subtle trolling
not that. thats just mean
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>>986298
do it, do it, FOR THE LOVE OF CHAR, IT MUST BE DONE!!
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>>986297
oh god that is good.
lets do that and just let him make terrible assumptions
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>>986297
He already thinks their's a good person buried deep inside Roarke and that he's going to help Roarke discover it
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>>986289
I feel we need to play it up a bit. Use flowery words, then when he asks for a picture of us, use a picture of our grizzled ol' self blowing him a kiss and go ta-ta.
THEN we put his PC data on GY-chan and troll the poor bastard to hell and back.
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Here's a crazy thought, but what if we tried saying things that would make him less of an annoying faggot, knowing that they would be taken to heart as words from his girlfriend?

...nah, you're right, let's just fuck with him.
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>>986302

Personally I think it has a lot of potential if you go very light on it and then drop the "I think I might be pregnant" at the end.
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>>986310
even if he believes that, the implication of the known man slut getting to know his girlfriend personally while he is away is very bad thunderbird
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>>986322
I get that, but do you think Jesus will get that? Knowing him the joke would go right over his head and he'd take it at face value.
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>>986321
..Oh gods yes. Mentioning you have felt a bit ill since you have last met, mornings have been rough without him, food just doesn't taste the same, then use that as a crescendo. Nothing like getting your boss' niece teen pregnant to drive the fear of god into a catholic boy's heart.
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>>986326
Then, it's gotta be extremely blunt.
>Keith
>I'm 3 months pregnant.
>Don't tell Auntie until after the concert.
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>>986321
>I've just been so lonely since you left, you understand don't you my darling Keith? I knew you would, your a kind gentile soul that cuts through the grime and muck of the evils in men's hearts. I knew you would stand by me and raise this child even if it wasn't yours. And I promise that man will never come between us again and our love will turn this mistake into a joyous miracle. I love you so much Keith
Subtle enough?
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>>986326
>>986339
Actually, if I recall Keith is pretty good when it comes to sensing emotions and all that. The issue is, he's an idiot. He could likely understand subtle clues, but would still fall for a trick.
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>>986321
So, then, is that it for tonight? Or was the mention of roundabout a fakeout?
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>>986352
I don't know how well he would get subtle lingo like that. I feel like he would assume that Lysa would never ever cheat on him so it could only mean exactly what it sounds like
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>>986346

It's entirely up to you guys, but personally I think implying Lysa cheated on him might be a little too blunt. Consider that this puts him, a Catholic in a time when human repopulation is a big deal and Catholics are actually fairly serious about their views on reproduction, for one thing. For another consider that if Lysa is too pregnant she might have trouble performing at the concert. For a third, consider what Fairchild's solution to the problem of a pregnant Lysa might be, because she sure isn't Catholic.

Also because it might give it away, given how he's reacted in the past to incidents involving Lysa. He might be more likely to believe someone swiped her PC than that she actually betrayed him, whereas him getting her pregnant is entirely possible.
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>>986381
That makes sense. Good post Not Wong, too bad Wong wasn't around to read it
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>>986381
Ah ha! You can't fool us Totally Not Wong. You're actually Mr.Wong, his evil twin brother trying to stop us frm trolling Jesus.

Mr. Wong, if you're reading this, I hope to Jove you will make sure Roarke turns Jesus into a gibbering wreck from getting his boss' niece pregnant.
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>>986381
Valid points fellow Anon. Well, I can work with that pretty easy. I feel like we should make it sound like she's excited that we may have his child. Mentioning the hospital, maybe a little Keith junior running around, checking the pregnency aid and wondering how Auntie will handle this.. or Josiah.
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Should we ask him for nudes to post online? Or maybe try and figure out what he's into so we can post that online too? I mean he has to be into something weird.
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>>986408
Surely the Autists of the future can find some type of dirt on Kieth. Weaponized Autism combined with Space madness is powerful force
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>>986408
Won't work and would tip off Keith something's wrong. Better to just stick with an implied pregnancy. Man, Brazilanon is missing a bunch.
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>>986408
Ehh, I am sure if we ask him for something to ease our worries through this stretch without him he could provide something. Don't need to push too much or be too blunt. Just be a bit coy, playful, letting in little tidbits here and there. "It has been quite arduous without you here my pillar of support. The dinner table feels so barren without you and it feels like I must eat for two."
>>986427
We laugh, but that also means that somehow, GYchan has likely made something far worst than chrischan. Also I can see space /k/ making the kube as an actual mech.
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>>986427

I think you can imagine how between his personality, how many propaganda posters he's on, and the fact that he's piloting a 350+CP mech when even an ace in the normal ranks is lucky to have a mech better than 150 CP, Keith is the centerpiece for a lot of the anti-SOUL threads on GYchan's /jo/, Jockeys, board. It's basically the general board for piloting (and there's bitching about it being separated from the board for mecha design, /md/ but discussion from one spills to the other fairly often because the mods, widely believed to be SSL intelligence agents, don't enforce the rules nearly enough to appease the bitter crybabies of the other boards. For better or worse (and some people bitch that it used to not be so prevalent), /jo/ has a lot of military posters (the people bitching might be right, the conflict with Avalon led to increased recruitment and greatly decreased the average age of active combat duty UJCIDF personnel because so many teenage kids are signing up). SOUL is a pretty divisive topic.

Captain Brian Asphodel once, drunk, bitter and 100% serious, scrawled a character-limit-filling rant about Keith Young in particular after having to sit across from him during a shuttle ride when he was getting his orders to report to Qu'lir and had just got financially cut off by the Asphodel banking clan for volunteering himself for a war zone instead of taking a cozy sinecure post in a nice, safe spot in the Solar System. He meant every word of it, and it became a copypasta immediately. He quit using GYchan after that, but his words remain, echoing back and forth across the holonet with different images, video, or textual variations.
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>>985996
I'm still reading the thread after getting late here, but this comment touched my heart.
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>>986466
are we going SOUL TEAM 6 on him.
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>>986466
What are the major board on gychan? And how often is a thread about Roarke made?
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>>986466
I like Asphodel already. We should look at that copypasta one day.
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>>986484
I feel like it would read like the one where the poster is waiting in line behind a celebrity in a store
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So, throwing a bit more out there on the 'Make Jesus think Lysa is preggers with his kid', There are a few ways to fish information out of him 'the bed feels so empty without you there beside me' could work. Hell, let me throw out a quick list of flowery names that could fit Jesus.
My shining shield(because he gets in the way)
My golden sunshine(because he makes us money and blinds us with his stupidity)
Sweet Sparrow(won't stop chirping)
My loving provider of my soul(He provided us with two even!)
And of course, the best for last; My darling provider of life.
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>>986466
next thread when?
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>>986434
>space /k/ making the kube as an actual mech
We must ascertain the location of the Most Holy /k/ube to recover it.
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So, for example, Roarke Starwind and Amos memes would go on /jo/, Black Ogre memes would go on /md/.

The ones where Amos' Pumpkinseed II firing a missile gets edited into other situations where something gets destroyed show up on both boards, enraging the autists on both.


>>986479

This isn't an exhaustive list, but /jo/, /md/, /his/, /cul/ - cults, /int/ - intelligence (borderline /x/ with traces of /pol/), /ev/ - current events, /ru/ - rules, /deb/ - debate (this board is 99% shitposting and /ev/ is the default politics and arguments board alongside /cul/), /me/ - socializing (The worst aspects of /soc/, /r9k/, /fa/ and a bit of /sp/ and /biz/, because it's intended as a containment board for talking about yourself). There are also a number of hobby and interest boards.

Roarke shows up on the music boards a lot, and is all over /jo/. Karen being a prolific shitposter when she isn't working doesn't help, but she mostly posts on /md/. She'll post threads on /jo/, but because she doesn't know as much about piloting or pilots it's rare that she makes a serious thread or posts more than once or twice in a thread she's made there.
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>>986514

Tomorrow.


>>986529

I also forgot /we/ - weapons
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>>986433
Thanks for caring, bro.
>>986469
>>986529
Wong you madman, what have you done! Now I'm shipping Victor x Akai even more!Is toying with my heart your new hobbie?
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>>986516
Somewhere in the vastness of space, it floats, forever shooting using a mix of nano fabricators using stray space junk for bullet fodder, solar energy for beam weapons, and a few energy saving maneuver so it just keeps going. Avalonians who spot it claim it is a monolith of ill omen when they tried to approach it. 3 knights died due to it.
>>986529
I see so much potential for the Amos gut shot. Same with the eternal Black Ogre Dive kick.
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>>986529
Whats the music boards opinions on him?
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>>986529
>/ev/ - current events
Is this Space /pol/?
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>>986538
I'don't know much about /k/memes, but the Idea of a misterious /k/ube from ages past flying eternally through space and shooting anyone who gets near sounds absurdly awesome!

Even more fun if the cube is posessed by an I.A. and it ends getting in our way someday, causing an ominous and bizzare encounter with it.
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>>986554
Not yet, this is space /news/, it will become /pol/ in the second generation game.

And then we will have Space Elder Chaos God cult (Not!Kek) spreading madness and truth through the galaxy....
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>>986559
And some praising God Emperor Trump on Holy Terra.
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>>986559
Kek is Kek no matter if it's past, present or future.
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>>986529
but though it all
/b/ still remains
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>>986558
Doesn't really need to have an AI. Sometimes the weirdest things are just ones that are there. The cause of the kube would be gone from the history books and all that remains is this one cube that just keeps shooting. It'd be one of those odd wonders of the universe that don't make sense, but are neat. I mean, imagine finding the original space probes or chart the path of halley's comet. Small wonders that lost meaning over the passage of time but still persist.
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>>986568
The legend of the /k/ube shall persist through the centuries by those who believe in the power of the casings and who channel the spirits into their guns.
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>>986563
I wonder if we are talking about some distant descendant of him or his brain in a giant mech or about his rotting corpse being sustained alive by a golden throne...
>>986564
I wonder if they have those /pol/ KEK statues in midst of the museum collection...
>>986565
Wise words that never were more true.

>>986568
>The cause of the kube would be gone from the history books and all that remains is this one cube that just keeps shooting. It'd be one of those odd wonders of the universe that don't make sense, but are neat.
This is the very definition of materialized space madness... And I laugh at it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wonder if in Avalon Knights go on epic quests to find and test their might against the /k/ube instead of searching for the holy grail.
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>>986539
Like all modern celebrities, 40% hate him ever since it was confirmed he is marrying Siren. Another 40% hate him for bringing back rust music back into the mainstream. 15% don't give a damn. 5% begrudgingly thinks Roarke has good taste.
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>/k/ube
>An urban myth first appearing on GYchan's /b/. The /k/ube, aka Murder/k/ube, aka Avatar of /k/ek is described as a floating cube made of discarded mass drivers, beam cannons, thrusters, and dozen of weapon types. It first appeared in the vicinity of the colony destroyed by NaNa-01, seen by an ensign onboard a quarantine sight. Some say it was created by a secret division of the UJCIDF to recreate NaNa-01. Others say the collective human dead created it to achieve vengeance against the Greenman Horde. To date, there have been numerous reported sightings, but no official records of the /k/ube has ever been issued.
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Guys, a fake pregnancy scare is a MASSIVE dick move and seems really out of character for Roarke. If he wants to fuck with Keith then he just needs to taunt him with the fact that Lysa was kidnapped. Pretending to be Lysa seems really out of character.

Also, someone should give Lysa a book of crosswords. Being forced to sit for god knows how long in a spacesuit in a Mecha storage space without entertainment would drive me insane.
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>>986381
Well totally not Wong, I think that this is a marvelous idea. Speaking of Ideas Not Wong, is this statblock correct?
The Archen

Heavy Striker Torso: C/S/K 10, 5 tons
Heavy Striker Head: C/S/K 5, 2.5 tons
Heavy Striker L. Arm: C/S/K 6, 2.5 tons
Left Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Heavy Striker R. Arm: C/S/K 6, 2.5 tons
Right Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Heavy Striker L. Leg: C/S/K 6, 2.5 tons
Heavy Striker R. Leg: C/S/K 6, 2.5 tons
Heavy Striker L. Wing: C/S/K 5, 2.5 tons
Heavy Striker R. Wing: C/S/K 5, 2.5 tons

Armor: Medium Weight (6 CP, 6 SP, 3.0 tons) on all locations

Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Backup Sensors (Torso): 2 CP, 2 Spaces, 2 Kills, 1 ton


Options: Torso Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Torso Storage Module (1 CP, 1 Space), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Deluxe Anti-Theft Code Lock (0.4 CP), Stereo (0.1 CP), Instant Concert System (Unique and costs no CP), Interservo Weapon Cross Link (Idol's Wrath, 3 CP)

Armament:
[Arm-Mounted] Unified Continuous Laser Projector “Idol's Wrath” x2 (stats show an individual beam cannon): Range 550m, WA +1, 8K, BV4, Infinite Ammo, 42.5 CP, 5 Spaces, 4 tons

Thrusters & Speed: 6 per leg, 1 in the torso, 3 per wing. Moves 600 meters per turn in flight (wings add 100m, already factored in) or can run 200m. 19 CP.
Shadow Imager System: The Archen has the ability to project up to eight holographic copies of itself. Originally used as a special effects system for her shows, Red Siren has become adept at using it as a defensive aid in battle. Should a successful hit be scored on the Archen, the attacker must make an additional roll (1d10+Intelligence+Awareness, +1 for each active ECCM point if any, +1 if they have an ASP, +1 if they have a Spotting Radar, +2 if they have a Target Analyzer) against Red Siren (rolling 1d10+Intelligence+Electronic Warfare, +1 for each active Shadow, there are other variables that could grant bonuses if the Archen had certain other systems). If the attacker wins, the Archen is hit. If the attacker fails, however, they hit one of the projected images instead. Doing so reveals it as a hologram and the attacking mech's HMIS assistant systems will tag and discount it, rendering it useless. Think of it as being destroyed by the attack, except it doesn't actually vanish. The Archen projects four of these from its head and four from its torso, meaning that if the head is destroyed its maximum number of shadows is halved. Normally, Red Siren only uses two of these, so serious opponents without the ability to scan her mech will underestimate her. This costs 8 Spaces (1 per Shadow), and multiplies the total cost of the mech by 1.4 prior to Weight Efficiency
Total Weight: 49.5 tons, 39.5 after 20 CP spent on Weight Efficiency
Total Cost: 325.2 CP
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>>986822
>Guys, a fake pregnancy scare is a MASSIVE dick move and seems really out of character for Roarke.
Just put a post-post script saying it was us hacking into his mail and all of it was a joke.

>If he wants to fuck with Keith then he just needs to taunt him with the fact that Lysa was kidnapped
No. No no no no. NO. Bad idea. Cuz as far as I can tell, they have FTL comms and alerting Fairchild that we have her niece is a major mundo complication we do not need in the middle of the biggest heist in Europan history.
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>>986888
So wait to taunt him until AFTER we're done with the heist.

And doing the pregnancy scare at all seems really out of character. Roarke isn't a massive dickbag.
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>>986908
Let's see. Jesus has multiple times tried to shoot in situations where there's a high chance that he'll hit a teammate. He has ignored multiple attempts from 3 different people to deflate his ego. Everyone but Lysa hates him the second he opens his mouth, which doesn't help that the only thing that he spouts are JUSTICE, PEACE, AND UNDERSTANDING.

So yeah, I don't really feel bad for the kid who thinks he's going to be a father. Might put into perspective of what he needs to do in the future,
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>>986915
Bonus points if he says something that will get him in trouble with Lysa.
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>>986915
I'm aware of that. I just think there are better ways of getting back at him while we've got Lysa's PC.
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>>986822
..why the hell would you tell the guy who's near Fairchild that we stole his girl? Are you suicidal? The pregnancy scare would freak him out, but after all the shit he's done and his hypocritical attitude(look at me, I'm so pure, but I screw my girlfriend before marriage!) he needs to understand that actions have consequences.
>>986930
The idiot is one of the people we know who has a maximized understanding. Anything out of character he WOULD pick up and we'd get busted. For all it is, the pregnancy scare is something that could happen because, like I said, Jesus is an idiot.
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>>986131
>>986166
He racks disciprine.
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>>986822
We have thrown shit at him literally every single opportunity we have had to do so. If anything not doing it would be out of character.
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i say we give him a scathing critique of his crap-sappy "poetry" and recommend he look into some real word smiths, as in Roarke's favourite lyricists
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>>986940
Hence why we should taunt him once we're in the clear.

>>986989
Yes, we have, but that's legitimate criticism of his stupidity. When Roarke shits on him, he gives him an appropriate amount of shit. Faking a pregnancy scare from his girlfriend's PC is being a gigantic dick, not just shitting on him.

I'm putting this in context because it doesn't look like any of you understand how serious the repercussions can be of faking a pregnancy scare.
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>>987012
there's also the fact that he is a good little space catholic. he may still be a virgin.
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>>987012
>I'm putting this in context because it doesn't look like any of you understand how serious the repercussions can be of faking a pregnancy scare.
Oh, I know. I'm voting to do it anyway because I think its funny, and Totally Not Wong has encouraged it, so any horrible consequences you are imagining won't happen. You also appear to be heavily outnumbered on this issue, so we should probably talk about the really important things. Like which David Bowie song we will be using for this raid.
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>>987012
They probably are a lot less serious than the repercussions of robbing a museum.
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>>987023

It's still a terribly dickish move that I feel is too cruel for Roarke to pull off.

>>987023
Right and wrong are relative but being a dick cannot be allowed.
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>>987012
When it's clear our chance to do so will be gone. Lysa will be out and want her PC back. Delaying that will make her suspicious because she's not Keith levels of stupid. Flat out taunting doesn't help and changes nothing we can get from normal methods of trolling him. But this? This is a special sort of chance. This is the sort of chance you just can't get and poke him with because of both the conditions and situation. If we tried the pregnancy thing any other time, it would not work because he could confirm it and would likely tell we are lying or trying to get his goat.

And I fully understand the consequences. I simply don't care because this is us being 'friendly' compared to the sheer trauma I will put that nancy boy through for the shit he's done.
>>987016
Don't count on it. Singing the hymns and following the virtues are two separate things. Underneath his trappings, he is a petulant teenager with an ego that could rival Miles.
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>>987033
I dont know man, he can be pretty vindictive at times.
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>>987034
In that case you're not being true to the character.

Also, we've got something like 8 hours before we reach the point of no return. Just load the message up and send it before we launch in the Kaise
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>>987053
How is understanding the consequences and not caring be considered 'out of character'? We do that all the time. Our entire plan with the Duchess is 'fuck the consequences we'll get her back if we must'. Our plan with Fatima was 'Fuck the Consequences'. We openly mocked Keith's letter to us on live TV. We mocked him in battle. We took enjoyment out of him getting head shot and we have taken our fair share of low blows and nasty jabs at people we dislike.

And while I do try to be pragmatic and tend to stay away from suicide missions, I understand that sometimes it must be done. And if you think giving Keith a proper scare for all the shit he has done, the lives he had both endangered and killed due to his own vainglory, the fact he almost shot his allies not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES without thinking about it, and that with all the shit that happened to him that he still can't put two and two together that maybe, just maybe his own ego is hurting more people than he thought and contradicts his entire belief system, through all that you consider a pregnancy scare is too far even though he likely bedded that other chick before going to Lysa, then I think you are the one who is not thinking in character.
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>>987075
Because most of the time when we mock him we're trying to break through that thick skull of his to show him what a gigantic douchebag he is. This is just being disgustingly dickish and will only serve to insult everyone involved.
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>>987099
Roarke's a giant dickhead to people he doesn't like. Look at everything we've said to Haman or said/done to the Green Skulls.
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>>987099
And how well has that worked out? When we mock him normally he shrugs it off and continues on. He took a massive beating to the point of vomiting from Fairchild and still acted arrogant to both her AND the man who has contributed more to the war effort than he did. We even gave him blunt information about the shit at Suleiman and he STILL allied with the First Mate. Words don't get through to him and apparently violence doesn't either.

But you know what could very well get through to him? Shame. Shame and realization that his actions have consequences. But it has to be a personal shame. It has to be close to him in such a way that it hits him dead on. Considering the fact we don't have him with us so we could drag him to every Suleiman survivor to explain the justification of using a war machine as a mining tool, causing them to lose friends, family, and loved ones just because the machine wasn't bloody heroic enough, making him realize that maybe dicking your girlfriend constantly may just have unexpected results will have to do. Bitch boy seems like the sort who doesn't use contraceptives and tries to pull out early.
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>>987105
To be fair, They're pretty evil. Jesus is just a dumbass.

>>987117

He probably doesn't have a sense of shame.

Your point about him sleeping with her is nonsensical and based entirely on assumptions.
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>>987246
So we can only be rude and mean to evil people? We always have to be nice and try to help good people right?
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>>987246
No Jesus is pretty bad himself. You stop being a dumbass when your deliberate actions cause people to die. The fact he doesn't even think about his actions makes him worse in some respects because at least with Fairchild and First Mate they acknowledge what they have done.

As for a sense of shame, if he doesn't then this entire thing would do absolutely nothing. Though considering how he freaked out when he got head shot means he can feel that. As for him sleeping with her? Look at Caesar and Naomi. They bumped after a few days. Now factor in that Jesus seems to have zero bloody impulse control as a teenager with a hot girlfriend.
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>>987254
>So we can only be rude and mean to evil people? We always have to be nice and try to help good people right?

I mean, that's kinda what not being a dick is. We're a pirate but we're not a douchebag.

>>987300
He's still a dumbass, just a dangerous dumbass.

Do whatever at this point. It's still a massively dick move and there are other, less dickish, pranks to pull on him with Lysa's PC.
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>>987328
Roarke is a douchebag though. Just not to his friends.
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>>987332
Even then he stuffs his friends into vents sometimes. I mean, robbing a museum is pretty high on the douchebag meter.
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>>987332
>>987338

But our Shenanigans are fun and cheeky.

And, let's be honest, Miles deserved it.
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>>987358
And Jesus deserves it more and it will be fun for us.
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>>987358
>>987328
No, I don't think that helps his case at all. A person can do cruel things with no malice, but those actions are still very much bad. Repeating the actions, even if you do not understand the consequences is still someone repeatedly preforming the action. When people around you aside from your girlfriend tell you it's a bad idea and you still do the action, then it's still a bad move.
Even then, every time we run into him he has made an issue of everything while acting high and mighty about it. Hell, he is STILL gloating about that one shot that hit our arm.
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>>987075
>Ask Lori if she is okay with an very risky plan to make money/screw Fairchild again.
>Get the Duke to go along with it
>Sell Lori to Fairchild
>Kidnap Lori again because 'fuck the consequences we'll get her back if we must'
>At the same time, the Duke attacks the Jupiter gate.
>???
>Duel the Duke and get Naomi
>profit

>>986610
This thing has to become real, its too memetic to not exist.

>>987394
>A person can do cruel things with no malice, but those actions are still very much bad. Repeating the actions, even if you do not understand the consequences is still someone repeatedly preforming the action.
This.

Also, could you list to me the things Keith did wrong again? It has been a long ride and only the Tarrasque and Naomi things come to my mind at this moment.

>>987358
Miles deserved it, but a pregnancy scare isn't that bad, he isn't going to go into a killing spree because of that, at most he is going to spill out info about his sex life to Priest-bro and shame himself in the process, then Lysa is going to say the truth to him and he will know that we trolled him again.
With some luck he is going to rage spill that to Amos and get another talkdown from everyone near him.
Also, even Bethany and Fairchild are going to laugh at this
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Just dropping in to say that I have statted Rorarke's original Harpy Custom. http://pastebin.com/W16dDJ9k
It was surprisingly expensive, and is most definitely a fine going away present for Lori. If we actually let her go.
Also, the Valkyrie has been updated to its hopefully final configurations here: http://pastebin.com/LkDJjdpF
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>>988223
I think you are paying more for the talons than you need to since they are clumsy they should cost 0.75 CP each. Also whats a logic processor do?
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>>988272
>I think you are paying more for the talons than you need to since they are clumsy they should cost 0.75 CP each.
Those are actually stats from the Core book
>Also whats a logic processor do?
A logic processor gives me a +X bonus to any int related rolls while I have it. Such as the opposed roll to determine if you hit a shadow or the real thing. Or rolls to spot a cloaked mech. Or to see through smoke. In my case, I bought the +2 version.
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>>988289
Neat. It would probably be a lot cheaper to make custom talons. For a harpy it might even be more worth it to but the main weapons on the feet since striker legs give a +1 bonus to damage and striker arms do not.
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>>988306
Yeah, but I'm going off of the descriptions of what Roarke's Harpy custom had. It had duel shields, two fists, and two talons. This is hardly and optimum design, and wasn't meant to be.
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>>988324
Looks to me it had mole claws and bladed clown shoes.
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>>988069
Well, let's see. Let me just make the list of why Keith is a dick.
1: Went after us as we acted the Scavvie because we looked 'evil', instigating a fight.
2: Proceed to take aim at us while we were grappling his commanding officer with the desire to shoot us both.
3: Throws away the Tarrasque because it wasn't heroic enough, thus shaming both it's creator and the colony. Demands it is used for mining with disastrous results.
4: Likes Linken Park.
5: Shot down the stone soldiers who would have been a great help.
6: Tries to shoot at us while we had Clemmy THEN makes his demands.
7: Fires at the Scavy transport with civvies on it even after hearing the shit First Mate would do.
8: Talks about peace the same time as the First Mate took delight at the death of our brother. Showed no real protest despite his morals.
9: Showboats forever when he winged us to anyone and everyone.
10: Calls the King Swordfish shit and that it should become the Unicorn Gundam.
11: Is a filthy casual.
12: Was willing to kill us with Lysa's urgings even though he is a pacifist.
13: Will not shut the hell up about his sims.
14: The S-slinger in general.
15: The entirety of the Psyche Raid. Including getting six officers killed because he shot first, the cheer, and Jesus being a petulant man child.
16: Bitching about friendship and betraying his friends.
17: Making that one pilot hate SOUL because he was that much of a prick.
18: Showing no real remorse and even acting morally superior to everyone during the Fairchild smack down.
19: Tries to act superior to his commanding officer.
20: Dissed the Pumpkinseed II
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>>988346
Huh, would you look at that. Fixed.
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>>988514

I hate to defend Keith, but on 1 he actually went after you because you had a Harpy welded on top of your mech, not just because you looked sinister, and on 6 he was actually on the comms telling Clemmy he was going to shoot and trying to convince her to get you to turn your mech so that he had a shot without her in the way.
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>>988626
How hard would it be to make a Harpy Custom to Rorarke's original specs, and how much would Lori squee if we give it to her as a present?
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>>988626
Clearly harpy hats were in vogue amongst the hip scavvies. As for six you do have a point that he didn't try for his CO. Still tried to shoot us with no declaration.
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>>988626
>I hate to defend Keith, but on 1 he actually went after you because you had a Harpy welded on top of your mech, not just because you looked sinister,
but that in and of itself still isn't enough of a reason to try and arrest someone. Harpies are extremely common, and when you need to make emergency repairs in void, you have to use what's available.
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>>988223
Hmmmm... I think that I maybe should add that to the secondary mechs suggestion, who knows if some Roarke fan tries to reproduce his results with that?

>>988514
Thanks Dutch-senpai, you're awesome.
>4: Likes Linken Park.
Edgelord detected.
>>988755
Why a scavvie wouldn't fix or upgrade his mech with harpy parts? They use literally everything they got and act like a mercenary jew most of the time! How is Keith justified about that!?
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>>988836
>Hmmmm... I think that I maybe should add that to the secondary mechs suggestion, who knows if some Roarke fan tries to reproduce his results with that?
Speaking of that, the Valkyrie has been nearly completely redone since you put it on the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/LkDJjdpF
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>>988755
For that matter, you'd think the bigger scav outfits would make or patch together their own harpies for security. I mean, the pirate logic applies just as much to the scavs.
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There are many reasons not to do this, many reasons that make good, logical sense. It's petty, it's immature, it's beneath you as a Pirate Admiral. Even you think it's a bit of a douchebag move. That doesn't stop you from reading Keith's message as you ponder your reply.

'To my dearest Lysa, I pine for you every moment that we are apart. Without you, all the shadows have edges like razors. My food has no taste, the sun's glow does not warm my skin, and the laughter of my fellow human beings cheers me not. Gloom surrounds me like a burial shroud. Alas, that cruel fate must separate us so! Alas, that the wrath of your aunt beats down upon me like a hammer! I have been assigned as stooge to some country bumpkin who got a lucky shot and brought down the Paladin Berenger. As laudable as his feat and piloting skills are, he knows nothing of high ideals and thinks of nothing more than his next meal, usually some disgusting animal he has pulled out of the river. Only your love sustains me, my dewy-eyed angel. I know that the Lord will bring us together again soon. I fear that the Arapaima-class ship bearing the ansible that allows us to touch briefly across the vastness of space shall be gone soon, but while it lasts my beloved I must tell you that my love for you grows stronger by the day. Please endure this, all shall be well soon, and I will return a hero to the Solar System and at long last bring justice to my archnemesis, Roarke Starwind. It is my fondest hope, next to the idea that someday you and I might be wed, that I can make Starwind see the error of his ways and work to undo the harm he has caused to the galaxy.' It reads.

Your qualms vanish like fog in the light of the rising sun. Archnemesis? No. You have one of those already, and they're a much better pilot than Keith. There's a certain level of proficiency needed to be your archnemesis and he just doesn't have it.

You pause in creative thought, then put your fingers to work typing your response.

'Oh Keith, my sweet little apple blossom, my cherry pie, my radiant shield, without you I too am destitute and bereaved! Each morning without you I feel ill and have trouble keeping my food down. It just doesn't taste the same without you here to enjoy it with. I am imprisoned here, thinking only of you, and although I get as much exercise as I can I feel as though I am putting on a little weight...would you still love me if I was all swollen and bloated? Keith, to be honest, I am frightened. Mine moonblood is weeks overdue...do you think, perhaps, the Lord has blessed us early? I know I can imagine no better man to be a father to my child than you, my snugglewuffkin, and I know that you will do the honorable thing by me.' You're snickering like a schoolboy by the time you're finished.

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>>988891
>[Send]
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>>988905
[Edit]
Change "would you still love me if I was all swollen and bloated?" to "would you even love me still were my stomach swollen with our potential gift from the Lord?"
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>>988891
Feel like we should add something involving Auntie Fairchild. 'I know my dear aunt may think ill of you for this, but I have faith that our love can weather her fiercest storm.'
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>>988891
Got a question: Can we claim that the reason we managed to hide mecha from their scans is due to material that we recovered from from the Slayer MK 2? I know its a lie, but there really isn't a way to prove that, and it will make Fairchild look bad when it inevitably comes out.
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>>988891
>>[Send]
Sounds fine as it is
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You decide to edit it a little.

'Oh Keith, my sweet little apple blossom, my cherry pie, my radiant shield, without you I too am destitute and bereaved! Each morning without you I feel ill and have trouble keeping my food down. It just doesn't taste the same without you here to enjoy it with. I am imprisoned here, thinking only of you, and although I get as much exercise as I can I feel as though I am putting on a little weight...would you still love me if I was all swollen and bloated? Keith, to be honest, I am frightened. Mine moonblood is weeks overdue...do you think, perhaps, the Lord has blessed us early? I know I can imagine no better man to be a father to my child than you, my snugglewuffkin, and I know that you will do the honorable thing by me even though my aunt shall surely be enraged. Have faith, love, for what binds us together can weather the fiercest of her storms.' You wish you could see the look on the General's face when she hears about this.

Rosita walks back in, sans Lysa, and looks at the PC in your hand and the look on your face. She leans down over your shoulder, one breast pushing against your cheek as she reads what you've written, “Switch snugglewuffkin for 'my hero', it seems like the sort of thing he'd want to be called. Oh, and if anyone asks, I was completely ignorant of this...you big goof.” She smiles affectionately and musses your hair while you hit Send.

“I think I'd rather be called a goof by you than a hero by her.” You reach up, put an arm around her, and twist your body to sling her down across your lap, the pirate idol smiling up at you and caressing your cheek, “You don't suppose there's some way we could shut some of the PC's functions down and give it back to her or something? I feel a little bad.”

“No, but I thought of that. I left her with some composition paper, a space pen, and a flashlight. She's an artist too, I'm sure she'll be alright.” Red Siren sits up and kisses the point of your chin before remarking, “I don't know if I like the beard, but you'll make a handsome old man.”

“And you're a beautiful crone. You know, we have several hours before we do this, and my old back could use some ointment...” You suggest.

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>>988891
>[Edit]
THIS
>>988931
and this
>>988934
Also please change "my cherry pie" for "My golden sunshine and loving provider of my soul".
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>>988891
>Snugglewuffkin

That is both stupid and adorable enough for me to use at some point.
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She grins, “You were moving so stiffly this morning I thought you'd never ask. I figured you'd been too battered by Rusalka Zorn.”

“Who?” You blink.

“Rusalka Zorn. Five-time Amazon League champions who quit kickboxing entirely for a radically different sort of career aren't exactly common. If she wasn't a notorious girlchaser I probably would have contacted her and tried to recruit her myself at some point, I know what it's like to mess up and ruin your whole career.” She shrugs.

You frown, “What happened?”

She sighs, “Alright, maybe her situation was a little different. Rusalka used to be great, as far as sport fighters go, a tremendous crowdpleaser and a great technical combatant. The toughest bitch in the league. Anyway, she was defending her title against an up-and-comer and things went wrong. I saw it on JNN when it happened. Young girl, smaller than Rusalka but fast and agile, went into the fight all full of confidence...and Rusalka hit her so hard she broke her neck. Of course, sometimes that can be fixed now, but not always, not in this case. Professional fighters have to sign all kinds of waivers, and everyone watching agreed it wasn't her fault, but I guess she lost her taste for it. She quit fighting entirely, conceded the match formally, and vanished from the public eye.”

“That's terrible, do we have time to go back and get her?” You look out the viewport at the nearby colony.

Rosita shakes her head, “We don't. You can't recruit everybody, Roarke.”

You sigh heavily.

She pats your shoulder, “Darling, I know what you need. You need a distraction, and there are things we can do that shouldn't make your bruises worse. Besides, I'll rub something on them, then you'll feel better.” For a pirate and frequently rather amoral woman, Rosita Kim can smile like an absolute angel sometimes.

"Does this mean I can take the disguise off?" You ask hopefully.

She snorts, "Obviously. Let's go wash up together and break in one of these dinky little ship's cots."

Yeah, nobody is going to convince you to leave this line of work any time soon.

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>>989030
That is both stupid and adorable enough for Akai use it after copying it from Inari.
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>>989019
>>989034
Was there any change? Or just a double post?
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>>989034
Please god tell me you put in my Edit @ >>988931 given Brazilanon's backing of it here >>989006.
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>>989042
did you ever get to talk to that draw-friend of yours
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>>989050

Just a typo.


>>989063

It seemed a bit redundant given her referencing a gift from the Lord right after.
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>>989063
>>989075
Oh, hi btw, I'm not Brazilanon's drawfriend but I'm the guy who drew that fanart of Amos' squad. I really need to do something else soon.
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>>989087
I thought you were dead, good to see your back
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>>989086
Totally fair. It does read a bit weird using two synonyms in a row though. Maybe just use swollen instead?
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>>989090
Its already been written two posts ago
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>>989097
Ah well.
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>>989089
Oh, and thank you! I still read, I just don't post much because I'm usually not catching it live. Thank goodness for /qst/ and the long-lived threads, I can -maybe- potentially drop fanart when I can. Commission logs are a bitch sometimes.
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I wonder what GYchan is going to say about the old man who literally caved in a wall+ceiling with his bare hands once that video inevitably surfaces.

Sadly, Lysa will undoubtedly blab about it to Fairchild and Jesus and ruin the surprise. Then again, it would be hilarious if Jesus went ahead and tried to train his body to do crazy shit like that and just broke his arm as a result.
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>>989111
Jesus trying and failing to do that would be the best side story ever
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>>989111
He'd probably try and do the speed bag, fail, and then claim it has to Greenmen modifications
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>>989087
Hey Wong, does UJCiDF use coordinated colors for rank or would you be okay with me adding particular coloring for each character that squad is based on in their jumpsuits? I mean, I imagine Aces get to wear unique jumpsuits when they become Aces.
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>>989075
I don't know even what to say to you bro, but shit happened...
I've know her for years and she was almost a Osananajimi for me, but she did some irresponsible things recently after breaking up with a boyfriend in the begining of the year and it got to the point where we aren't talking much anymore because I noticed that she was spiralling into a self-destructive path and giving 0 attention to my warnings even if they were very obvious and racional to begin with...

I'm not sure if I should go into details here... But I'm tired and very saddened by all that because I feel like a lost a friend and wasn't able of snapping her out of it...

So... I'm sorry kouhai, but I don't see that happening soon anymore... And already started to search for another artist.
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Meanwhile, on Qu'lir...you are briefly Lieutenant Amos Wedge.

“You know, it isn't required by the regulations for the three of you to wear your medals on your uniforms while on duty.” Keith states, for the third time this hour, busily working on his PC.

“Oh, we know.” Garret quips smugly, deliberately making his medals rattle as he leans back on the seat of the open sim-cockpit he's in, “Trust me, we know.”

“W-we earned them.” Simon agrees firmly, by Simon's standards.

“Nothing wrong with a bit of metal rattling around. We'll put them away soon.” You tell Keith.

Suddenly, you hear a choked sound, and turn away from your lunch of fresh catfish to see Keith Young lurch to his feet. His face is red, and veins are standing out in his neck and on his forehead. He makes a sound impossible to quantify with the Roman alphabet, clutching his PC so hard it looks about to break.

“Settle down, idiot. If you're jealous, go get some medals of your own.” Garret has no time for Keith.

“I'm...I'm going...I'm going to...” Keith apparently has no time for coherent speech.

“Do you need some water or something?” You ask, a little worried.

You have never seen someone simultaneously express both fear and joy at the same time, “I'm going to be a...a...” And then he falls over.

Garret retrieves his dropped PC while you're calling for the medics, and checks the message, “Huh, cool. Lemme just...lemme just let her know he didn't just ditch or something.”

“Oh Jove no. Garret, come on, don't.” You groan, but it doesn't stop you from reading over his shoulder as he types.

'Aaaaayyyyyyy gratz! Sory this aint keith it's yo boy garret he didnt run off or anything just fainted cuz hes gonna be a papa UJCIDF ROCKS JUPITER IS BEST PEACE OUT GIRL!' Garret hits Send with enthusiasm as the medics wheel Keith out on a hovergurney.

“D-Do you think that's going to help?” Simon asks.

You shrug, “Probably not.”

“AYYY FLEUR GIRLS GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT!” Garret calls, waving to the pink-haired trio busily practicing on their own machines. “YOUR SISTER GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK UP! WOOOOO!”

Welp. You tried, and that's about all you can do.

[Back to Roarke Starwind]
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>>989127

Coordinated colors for rank, sadly.
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>>989133
..I love you Garret. Completely homo.
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>>989133
>it's yo boy garret

Best boi
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BEST BOY
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Alright, doing this a bit early, so that it isn't an interruption later. Time for Wong to eat.
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>>989133
I love you Garret, all the homo.
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>>989163
There goes Wong eating again. Its like her eats...I don't know like 3 meal a day or something
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>>989137
When you get a moment, could you tell me the colors for Garret, Simon and Amos going by their current ranks? Just the primary and secondary colors along with highlights? I might add an artistic touch with the previously mentioned "as based on their original inspirations" thing if it works but it won't be garish.
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>>989133
GODDAMN IT WONG
NOW I GOTTA GO AND DOODLE THIS
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>>989189
Hows your mech drawing?
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Amos' uniform is white trimmed in silver. It's kind of a small detail so I don't mind if it gets left off, but he'd have three small arrows on his collar as rank insignia. Garret's and Simon's are cyan with white pants, with three little sunbursts as rank insignia on their collars.
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>>989189

It's sad that you don't get to see Garret high-five Fairchild and go "YO GENERAL CONGRATS ON BEING A GRANDAUNT!"

He's the Planetary Chairman's son and she cannot shoot him in the face for it.
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>>989212
And that is when keith wakes up in a cold sweat.
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>>989212
And Garret gets assigned to wash off the carbon scoring of the Ilula Messa until it's clean.
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>>989199
Not great, honestly. It's something I can theoretically do well with a decent ref to work from but I've done more character design than mecha design.
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>>989202
Do I have your blessing to keep the details I had in this picture?
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>>989235
Hell yes. Though you might want to update a bit of Amos' uniform. Seeing as he's already recognized as an Ace.
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>>989230
Its fine just hoping we could get some drawings of our mechs. Hope another drawfag comes around. Maybe that guy who was sketching in his note book is still around
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>>989235

Yes. Looking at it again, with that style of uniform pure cyan up top and pure white below might look kind of weird. You can distribute it as appropriate, I trust your judgment.
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>>989235
It always gets me how happy Amos looks in that pic.
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>>989249
I'll give him the details Wong suggested absolutely and cutting back on the official-sorta looking shit Garret has going on. Amos earned his fuckin' rank.
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Amos "Trims the Hedge" Wedge has Avalonians to beat, of course he's happy.
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>>989319
No need to change Garret, friend.
This was before Amos even got his rank, and he wouldn't change his outfit even after it, there is no need to and I doubt that Amos would care about it.

Please, just let Garret be Garret.

and FABULOUS!
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>>989341
Shit, Wong, what DO PCs look like? Advanced tablets?
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So, first, this is the newest model of elite Pumpkinseed II for the Praetorian Guard.

PRAETORIAN GUARD PUMPKINSEED II
Medium Striker Torso: C/S/K 8, 4 tons
Medium Striker Head: C/S/K 4, 2 tons
Medium Striker L. Arm: C/S/K 5, 2 tons
Left Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Medium Striker R. Arm: C/S/K 5, 2 tons
Right Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Medium Striker L. Leg: C/S/K 5, 2 tons
Medium Striker R. Leg: C/S/K 5, 2 tons

Armor: Heavy Striker (5 SP, 5 CP, 2.5 tons) on all locations

Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Backup Sensors (Torso): 2 CP, 2 Spaces, 2 Kills, 1 ton

Options: Torso Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Torso Storage Module (1 CP, 1 Space), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP)

Armament: Much like a standard Pumpkinseed II, however it incorporates an experimental rifle design from Bahamutcorp and an improved double-bladed beam sword based on earlier designs given to officer-class Heavy Strikers.
Double-Ended Plasma Sabre: WA +1, 7K (only 2K of structure), EMW (treats SP as 4 less than usual), Quick, 15.5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
Arm-Mounted Active Shield: DA -1, SP 8, 17 CP, 4 Spaces, 4 tons
Gaunt-Pattern Beam Rifle: Range 500m, WA +1, 6K (1K of structure), BV 3, Infinite Ammo, 24.5 CP, 5 Spaces, 0.5 tons
Arm-Mounted Heavy Missile: Range 1200m, WA +2, 12K, 1 rocket, 3 CP, 3 Spaces, 0.5 tons
Head-Mounted Heavy Missile: Range 1200m, WA +2, 12K, 1 rocket, 3 CP, 3 Spaces, 0.5 tons

Thrusters & Speed: 5 per leg, 2 in the torso. Moves 400 meters per turn in flight, or can run 250m. 12 CP.
Total Weight: 38.5 tons
Total Cost: 150.5 CP
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>>989382

A slender little metal rod about the size of a pencil, with one end flattened out. They don't need to be any bigger because they produce an adjustable holoscreen that can be manipulated through disturbing its field via touch.
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>>989414
Sick shit. That's gonna be pretty easy to draw.
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>>989414
Is there anything thats widely used that hasn't changed since our time?
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>>989445
Shoes
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>>989414
..Think they'll make a space avengers 2 with Amos Wedge as the lead, Roarke as the rival with the heart of (stolen gold), Keith as the comedic relief and Simon as this REALLY HUGE guy who is quiet and intimidating?
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>>989452
If you've seen shoes from 1212 to today, you'll notice they are in fact very different.

Never underestimate how simple things can change.

Space Air Jordans
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>>989461
so there be Space niggers robbing each other for Jordans?
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Sadly, you, Roarke Starwind, don't get to see that. You don't see Garret high-five General Fairchild and congratulate her on becoming a great-aunt. You don't see General Fairchild bodily throw Amos out of the way and storm to the infirmary to scream at an unconscious Ensign Young. You don't even read Keith's message, too busy working off your pre-mission tension with Red Siren on a cot on your transport ship.

Eventually, Rosita unwinds her shapely legs from around your hips and kisses the tip of your nose, “It's almost time, love. Let's go.” She stands up, naked, and walks over to the viewport, gazing out at the stars with her hands on her hips and her generous chest outthrust, “This is how it should be. You, me, wealth beyond counting almost in our hands, and threats beyond measure just waiting to be beaten by us.”

You step up behind her and put your arms around her waist, your chin resting on the top of her head, “Is it everything you wanted?”

“Yes, darling.” She smiles, “The only thing I need now is for you to be safe out there. Treasure comes and goes, but there's only one Roarke.”

You squeeze her tight, “There's only one Rosita, too. Your part of the plan is even more dangerous than mine.”

She chuckles confidently, “I know, but I'll get to see the treasure first while I'm taking over the Megamule. I'll be in the best armor money can buy, with my favorite pistols, against a skeleton crew of museum employees and security guards. I won't make you worry, I promise.”

You clean up, get dressed in your pilot suit, and go to the mechbay. Your crewmen are already there, the mechbay's floor plates already removed and the Knuckle Kaiser exposed. The sight of the hulking metal behemoth is reassuring, this is your first combat test of the new system and you suspect it's going to be a lot harder to control in practice than it is in a laboratory setting. Even if the drones don't work, you can rely on the Kaiser's own fists to see you through, right?

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>>989408
>tfw every Pumpkinseed II is now a Amos Custom.
Assuming that AP divides both Shield and Armor by two:
First Kaiser attack destroy the shield arm because the reactive shield is going to catch it.
Then second attack destroys torso.

That would be 2 Pumpkinseeds II per turn if you disregard movement.

The Kaiser can at least tank 1 Heavy missile per servo even if we don't parry it.

What do you guys think about the odds? I think that we can solo these guys, but we may take damage like never before.
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>>989497

No, it's more like the Amos Custom was so effective that the Planetary Chairman's elite guards copied its gun. Praetorian Pumpkinseed IIs are NOT standard line mecha in the slightest.
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>>989485
Well, the rifles will be dangerous thanks to their burst eating our defense.So long as we keep parrying, dodging, and hopefully taking them out one by one, we should be good. Maybe use luck to prevent crits. Bits are going to provide us with a ton of crits since each one can attack 4 times a turn.
Could make a commotion in the back of the ship, get one or two in the surprise round, and make it hard for them to directly attack us.
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>>989504>>989503
Can we do this?

Also, are we going for arms or torso? I think that going for arms is okay is this situation as the reactive shield will make then lose one arm in the first attack anyway.
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>>989408
In my head, they look like the Brave Commander Type from 00
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>>989515
Just go for the torso they're strong enough mechs and numerous enough their could be problems if we just let them go without arms. And if we have to spend time taking both their arms and head we're going to run out of time. We're supposed to be in and out not wasting time.
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>>989515
problem is that we have to worry about those missiles which will be in the head. Could likely core the machine and take the cockpit as to not hurt the pilot.
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>>989524
Wouldn't they look more like a gyan with a gelgoog's weapons?
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>>989524

They're actually bright white Gyans. Braves are Master Harpies.
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>>989529
Why should we care? I mean we just murdered how many Avalonians without a thought?
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>>989525
It wouldn't take more time, as the first blow will be catched by the Active shield no matter what we do, destroying the entire arm in the process.

So the second one could either destroy the second arm or its torso... The real question is: Do you want to risk killing these guys? and why should we do it?

That if AP does indeed halves the SP from shields and armor, I do not remember the details on that right now.
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>>989558
Because their our enemies and we have no reason to take it easy on them. And where are you getting this "our shield will destroy their arm"? That hasn't happened ever in this quest.
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>>989546
Hostages, hasheput is legit, the knights wouldn't escape when we fought them even when we said surrender.
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>>989546
These guys are not Avalonians, Avalonians are able to detach themselfs from their friends death to a degree and not take it personally because of "muh honor"... Jovians would get mad that we killed their Elite Soldiers for profit and would demand our head even more.

Also, these guys serve orders directly from Moe's waifu, and she would lose any respect she has for us if we killed them just for loot.
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>>989571
I doubt these people will crack either. You don't get put in units like these without expecting to fight until the end.
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>>989558
Because they can still shoot out of their heads.
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>>989568
They have a active shield Thunderbird. First hit goes to the servo with the shield, it's on a arm. Two punches take out an arm.
>>989582
Hasheput is a bit different compared to Fairchild though. Unlike her she does seem to show some consideration to her subordinates. Like wise, elite unit or not, I don't think the Guard has a code of honor that would state that because aces are bloody precious for Jove.
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>>989580
>Avalonians are able to detach themselfs from their friends death to a degree and not take it personally because of "muh honor"
No they don't. They believe their friends died for a noble cause but that doesn't mean they detach about it at all
>Jovians will get mad because we killed their soldiers
Well sucks for them thats how fighting in mechs work.

>>989588
So we should hold back when facing enemies with multiple weapons that can hurt us while their shooting to kill?
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>>989568
Our shield? No... Each Pumpkinseed II has an:
>Arm-Mounted Active Shield: DA -1, SP 8, 17 CP, 4 Spaces, 4 tons

Which WILL deflect the first blows the machine takes in the turn.

But in this case... This is worse for them because they will lose their arm because of that... Because the Kaiser causes 2 10K damage for attack, and their shield will block 4K and then their arm will block 2K... So thats -4Kills in the first blow and -6 on the second (LINKED) blow.... Which will destroy their arm.

Then we can either destroy their other arm or go for the Torso and risk killing them in the second attack.
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>>989408
Huh, what's Irina's opinion on the Iskander rifles?
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>>989588
Still you would imagine elite guys fight until they cant fight anymore. Its like half the point of being elite.
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>>989594
So either take down an enemy in a turn or take a turn and a half for each. Really hard decision here
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>>989593
>many people on this game crying about how we should lay low and play nice with the jovians for almost forever.
>Thunder wants to go killing Elite Special Forces veteran and people who got hired by nepotism in the first opportunity he gets.
I'm not a fan of the Jovians and find them the worst alliance possible(IF mars isn't worse, but we don't know about that yet) but I find this desnecessary killing if if it is possible to avoid it.

But there is the Head-thing as Dutch-senpai pointed out... So if we aren't using our fist-bits for that, the safest bet would indeed be going for the Torso.
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>>989593
The only thing we need to do is just remove the cockpit by attacking the torso. Instead of just crushing the cockpit, we simply remove it and that disables them. Could be done at our skill level. Shit man, we got drill hands and Amos could do the same with a beam saber. It is not difficult. Only difference from your plan is we don't kill them.
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>>989608
The point is your just making extra work for no reason. Roarke doesn't care about killing people. He doesn't usually fight to kill because he would rather sell them back to their family, not because of any humanity reason.

>>989605
Thats not how Roarke feels though
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>tfw people don't think these dudes are going to eject if they see a fist coming for their squishy human bodies

People are going to end up dead anyway. If we weren't trying to be in and out as fast as possible I may go with other methods, but as of right now, simple and fast is the best choice. Speed.
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>>989599
No, in fact it would be:
>Take one enemy per action and use the bits to remove their heads.(Going for arms)
OR
>Take one enemy per action and use the bits in another attack(Go for the torso).
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>[Start coming up with music]

You begin working out which song you're going to play as you strap in, put your helmet on, and run the standard pre-flight checks. You don't like the way the Kaiser looks with that rail stretching across the back between the shoulders, or the two fist drones holding onto it with a nanofiber shroud connecting them. It looks like a very tiny cape, too small for you to take it seriously, but Karen has promised that it will grow more impressive as more drones are added. You think the shroud part is rather clever, it holds wires connected to the main powerplant that charge the drones up when they aren't being used.

"Admiral Starwind, launching." You call out to your crew as the Kaiser steps onto the catapult. They cheer, and you raise the black mech's arm in a salute. You feel a little pang of sadness when you realize Karen isn't here to wave to.

Electricity floods the catapult, and as the inner lock closes and the outer lock opens, you're shot out into space like a rocket.

Just for fun, you set your comms to the frequency Lieutenant Mappa gave you to communicate with your escorts. They're down on the Megamule itself, out of sight but not at a distance where they can't detect the blip on their sensor screens of an active mecha.

"Captain Bowie, a mech just launched from your ship. Are you in distress?" You can see them, too. No visuals yet, but you don't need to see them to know those ghost-white Pumpkinseed IIs with the Jovian flag on their shields are coasting along the Megamule's upper hull in a loose arrowhead formation. Six of them, at least. As the Lieutenant said, the other six are resting in the Megamule's mechbay. If you don't take out these first two squads quickly, you might be facing a dozen enemies at the same time. That's a lot more doable when they aren't packing the kind of firepower these are. It's hard to think too unkindly of Regina Hatsheput after she turned the Jaburo's beam batteries loose on the Green Skulls, but you wish she could have just held off a little longer on upgrading her pilots' toys.

"Is that their Bluegill?" You hear one of the Praetorians wonder aloud, "Maybe someone's just taking it for a spin."

"It's a breach of procedure is what it is. Unidentified pilot, return your mech to your ship at one and keep it there if you don't need our help." The first voice responds.

You observe their course, and choose your spot carefully, planting your mech firmly and activating its boot electromagnets, extending your arm and aiming for the spot where you know they're going to appear around the ship's hull.

>[Set a Program for your two Fist Drones. They aren't Quick like your main fists, but each can punch twice per turn. A program can be pretty detailed, and indeed sometimes detailed orders are best]
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>>989617
No but then thats mean Roarke is a bad guy and that he does bad things. And Roarke didn't do notin and is totally a bleeding heart even though he was a gangbanger growing up and a pirate for even longer
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Just fight like we normally do! We don't go out of our way to kill pilots but if they happen to die while we're fighting, that's unfortunate.
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And posting the mixtapes since its been a while

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6iimHE85EZZZjRoaWVwQ3U2ZFk

>>989620
I say we go with Starman since we said we're Bowie
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>>989620
Music, hmm.

Highway to Hell is always a good one.
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>>989616
But there is no extra work because its as simple as hitting the core instead of the cockpit. Perhaps you forget that we are a melee specialist and just AVOID the cockpit with no real penalty. While he is no saint, you forget that one thing we make sure of is to not make avengers. These are high ranking officials and their death WILL cause issues. There is no penalty for doing so and it uses the same number of hits you talk about.
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>>989622

I think the objections against killing these guys is less that that would be mean and more that they work for someone in love with your Second Mate.
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>>989627
Sorry ain't on the mixtapes

>>989631
Still thats the way the game's played, and they always object when we try and kill the people we're fighting.
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>>989626
I feel Bowie's songs have a tendency to be too slow for combat situations.
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>>989623
I sort of thought it was an unspoken agreement with roarke and the kestrels we won't be the first to go for a cockpit shot, its sorta like playing dirty in rugby
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>>989620
Could have the bits run distraction or use grab/pin to hold them up. Hold their gun arm and keep a pumpkinseed between us and the range guys so they can't fire missiles.
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>>989631
THIS.
And that people were very worried about souring our relation with the jovians while we aren't fully prepared to fight them for the belt and killing these guys could be VERY BAD in that regard.

I'm not an jovian lover, but I believe that this is pretty clear here.

>>989620
>"Destroy the heads of our enemies and then come back for new orders, if more enemies appear, continue to destroy their heads until there is no more heads to be separated from their torsos."
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>>989620
>I want it all - Queen

The Fist drones should focus on the flanks while we hit them on the frontside. When 2 or more Praetorians start to focus fire on them, immediately go for the target that Kaiser has already engaged.
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>>989635
I'm pretty sure I suggested that one when you were rearranging the mixtapes.

Play Fat Bottomed Girls then.
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>>989640
We play dirty all the time. We can just get away with not going for the cockpit most of the time because we hilariously outclass most peoples mechs.
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>>989629
For that I'm not talking about rolling, I'm talking about in character time. Its a lot quicker to just punch the thing rather then rip the entire cockpit out without damaging it. And we're on a fast time table

>>989638
Highway to hell's way slower than Starman

>>989647
We're stealing national treasures from their museum their going to be pissed
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>>989635
Just need to fight like we always do, if they live, they live and if they, they die. You don't pilot a flying war robot with out accepting the fact that you might get killed on the job.
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>>989653
..If it takes an action to destroy the power core or an action to destroy the cockpit with no penalties, then there is no change in time. As for stealing the gold, that is their job. Killing them makes it bloody personal.
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>>989653
>Highway to hell's way slower than Starman

Er, not slower. Softer? His voice is uniquely soothing and doesn't get the blood pumping like ACDC does
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>>989655
That doesn't mean we should take the extra time to sit their and make sure to cripple them and target extra spots when we can just hit them in the chest and be done with them

And to anyone just lurking, please share your opinion on this

>>989661
So? They can't just go whilly nilly and hunt us down. So what if some guy's family and friends don't like us.
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>>989666
>>989653
Is it wrong that i want to choose one of the boss songs from Revengeance ?
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>>989671
well hopefully these pilots are smart enough to know when their beaten and eject. If not that's to damn bad.
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>>989676
I love the boss music from Revengeance, but its not Roarke's style. I really want to play Armstrong's music when we fight Belegor though
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Guys, this is a non-issue if we fight normally.

>>989620
Have the fist bits on harasser duty. Punch from odd angles in order to through off aim and shit.
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>>989671
Yes, the family of the bloody royal guard. Which means in terms of hostages they are extremely valuable. Likewise, they are likely close to the rest of the guards and the higher ups of the Navy. You want to know how pissing them off by directly killing some of their most respected soldiers with the honor of protecting their home land? Really bad. Likewise, if we kill everyone, then guess what? Chances are they will show no quarter and go for kills too. You are instigating a rise of agression more so than we need just for the sake of killing, when I keep saying that we can disable their power core which would turn them off, which is IN THEIR CHEST with no penalty or 'waste of time'.
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>>989676
Rules of Nature for when we fight the Megabass.
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>>989671
Well the only one i really have a problem outright killing is the Lieutenant seeing as she seems like good people
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>>989626
I think that going Bowie on this could be a good opportunity.

>>989629
Thunder is being a edgelord instead of being a professional, again.

>>989641
Good idea but probably too complex for flying fists, detroying their heads would cause enough penalties and leaves them free to go for a next target, when "pin" could occupy them too much time in each target or have them moving around confused as priority taget changes again and again.

>>989653
There is a big difference between stealing museum relics and killing a dozen elite officers of the highest caliber, each of them probably having friends and family military-abled who could go for revenge or serve as propaganda for Fairchild to use against us when she comes back.

>>989671
Yes they can, mechs aren't exactly hard to have in this world, and Fairchild could even give them some Slayer MPs and let them come for us.
>>989678
There is no need for killing them if they shoot their head missiles first or if the drones removes it, killing them wouldn't even give us some tactical advantage or more time, it would just be petty.
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Still waiting on a battle song.
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>>989703
>I want it all- Queen
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>>989686
This isn't normal, this is a mission where we're on a time table and need to be done quickly.

>>989691
We just killed over 40 Avalonian elite guards on Psyche. And why would they not be going for the kill when fighting THE MOST WANTED MAN IN THE SYSTEM.

>>989702
You aren't allowed to abandon your post thats treason. And these museum relics are most likely sponsered by elite families on Jove who will do much worse than any of their family or friends could
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>>989671
>So? They can't just go whilly nilly and hunt us down. So what if some guy's family and friends don't like us.

About this. Remember how Fairchild couldn't get authorization for a military strike on Auditorium before?
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>>989703
I'll shall break from the mold, mainly cause i've been listening to the OST all day long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeqIi7Mv44
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>>989703
I'm not an Bowie expert, so I'm kind of waiting on Thunder to suggest some options or for thye annons to agree with something.

But "I Want It All" would be great too.
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>>989717
This is gonna give her casus belli huh.
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>>989717
After this job thats going to happen regardless if we kill the guards or not
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>>989703
I'll back "I want it all" for thematic reasons.
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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d10 + 6)

Start feeding me 1d10+17s. I'll fix the modifier for any I use as initiative and dodge rolls myself.
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>>989711
Because they have said they would rather die. The one who was ejected we didn't kill and even protected from Josiah. Likewise we did not kill the elite guards of Morgana. And they wouldn't go for the kill because we are more valuable alive than dead. You want to change that? Kill people recklessly.
>>989724
If we kill the guards.
>>989725
Likely not. This is one exhibit of one of the richest establishments, but it's also one that is chock full of them. It'd raise our bounty, but it's not bloody personal.
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>>989671
My opinion on this is that as long as even one "disabled" Mech still has thruster power, that pilot may decide to play big damn hero, which has a possibility of being all it takes to seriously injure Roarke or someone he cares about. Always treat combat situations seriously.

>>989703
Don't stop me now - Queen
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Honestly I would be more pissed about museum stuff getting robbed than guards dying. Like what sort of asshole goes and robs a museum? Just punch them in the the chest until the mech stops working. If they die they die and if they dont they dont, either way we arent here to hold anybodies hand.
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989735
Alright. Here you go then.
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989735

>>989737
We are stealing from the richest families in Jove its much more personal then killing some troops
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>>989737
unless one of them turn out to be a politicians son or some shit like that.
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989735
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>>989747
By that logic we should never kill anyone because they might be related to someone important
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989735
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>>989711
>>989737

We may be on a time limit but we're not the kind who goes for cockpit shots immediately. We go in, demand surrender, they refuse, we tear them a new one WITHOUT deliberately aiming for their cockpits, we collect the treasure and leave.

Simple as that. Thunder, time constraints aren't a good enough reason to go against something that's a well established part of the Character.
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>>989744
Donations from some of the richest people. As in, not their property and not owned by them. Meanwhile you want to kill the equivilent of the queen's guard. This is the problem. You are treating them as just another soldier, but these are not. These are loved, respected members of their society who are given the duty of protecting their home. When you kill one, you ar going 'Fuck your home, fuck your heroes, and I'll do what I want.'. Each one of these guys IS really damn important so yeah, killing them is a bad fucking idea.
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989735
Keep rollan' rollan' rollan' rollan
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989711
Their family don't need to be military-active to be able to fly a mech with skill, and I'm sure that the elite officers would give them authorization to do this after hearing their story... Or Faichild would do it anyway.

And almost everyone goes for the kill when fighting against us, but it don't makes "KILL THEM ALL" the best choice in this situation when we could get more and avoid problems by keeping them alive.

Also, comparing "DEUS VULT" Knights who respect you for being a "worthy foe" instead of trying to go for revenge( Just look at Dame Morgana) to Jovians doesn't make any sense.
>>989735
DEUS VULT!
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>>989765
We have repeatedly gone straight for the torso several times in the past.
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>>989741
Considering that museums have tons of valuable shit it's surprising they don't get robbed more.
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>>989754
It'd make things interesting if that happened though.
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Stop. Stop. Hold on everyone.

I see what's going on here. Someone suggested Roarke S. Starwind bump a video game track and immediately all rolls but initiative go to shit.

Dice gods, we'll be playing Queen. Please forgive these good people for suggesting a Revengeance track for Roarke Starwind, as well as the lesser crime of endorsing popping cockpits that don't belong to our most hated enemies. We know it was a grievous sin and we are truly sorry.

Now let's do this again. FEED ME 1d10+17S!
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783

>>989765
Its been established since almost the start that Roarke only doesn't go for the kill is because he can ransom people nothing more
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783
>Praying to the dice gods
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783
Amen
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>>989765
Only people Roarke has killed on purpose were green skulls, and the Avalonians on psyche that would rather die Honourably than surrender.
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Rolled 4 + 19 (1d10 + 19)

>>989783
The edgyness has hampered the dice.
>>989777
In completely different situations and with different results. Bit different from killing a green skull to killing a Royal Guard of Jupiter.
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783
and now I'm going to pissed the rest of the night. fuckin great
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>>989778
Because whos going to be the dick that robbed a museum? The first thing that made me decide ISIS are basically real life cartoon villains was when they trashed that museum.
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Rolled 7, 6, 6, 4, 8, 10, 1, 9, 7, 9, 6, 7, 10, 2, 4, 10, 3, 6, 4, 6 = 125 (20d10)

Need to flush the system a bit.
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>>989791
And the martian guy. And Rashad.
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>>989788
Pretty sure the actual reason is because it's like shooting pilots who bailed from their planes. You don't do that unless you want to paint a target on your back
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>>989783
KEEP ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN!
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989788
No, one of the reasons we don't kill people is because it creates too much hassle with Avengers and people who will go out of their way to kill us. And likewise, ROYAL GUARDS ARE WORTH A LOT. So there is a reason to get them as hostages so even then your point is bloody moot.
>>989783
have more dice
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989807
welp
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783
DEUS VULT
>>989788
you can ransome these guys, and I'm certain that they are much more valuable than any normal soldier.
>>989767
You can word it much better tha myself, thank you Dutch senpai.

>>989741
Anon... These things aren't even yours, and the only thing you are losing is maybe the chance to view them behind a screen if you had time to go to a museum.
Its sad, I know, but human lifes are much more valuable than some pieces of art and old artefacts that will probably show up again and go back to a museum by being selled repetitive times on the black market.
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>>989798
They trashed a cultural site, not robbed it.

If someone managed to break into the Louvre and steal the Mona Lisa, more people would be impressed than insulted.
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>>989807
>>989813

I didn't expect the dice gods to like Limp Bizkit.
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989792
WE'RE A FUCKING SPACE PIRATE

>>989810
>>989814
We can't store them anywhere. We don't have the space on the shit little transport we took over.

>>989806
We're not crushing cockpit balls after they eject. Aiming for a cockpit is a perfectly reasonable choice in a fight

>>989783
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Rolled 1, 4, 3, 6, 7, 1 = 22 (6d10)

>>989789
>>989790
>>989792
>>989794
>>989797
>>989810


At +13

>>989797

Why? Save it for a Caesar segment, he's the vidya nerd.
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Rolled 4 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>989783
More rolls
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>>989814
Its the principle of the thing. Shit in a museum belongs to everyone. Be different if some rich guy just got robbed.
>>989815
Maybe if they robbed one thing, not the whole damn Lourve.
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>>989830
>Shit rolls
>all passed

Welp.

Dat 4 point higher modifier.
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>>989839
Fuck man, if someone robbed the entire fucking Louvre that'd be one of the most impressive feats of larceny ever committed and would be fucking commemorated.
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Rolled 10 + 13 (1d10 + 13)

>>989813

Almost forgot you.
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>>989823
AND PIRATES WHO CONSTANTLY KILL TEND TO DIE REALLY DAMN FAST DUE TO NO ONE WANTING TO DEAL WITH THEM. The reason we aren't getting killed by Fairchild is BECAUSE we don't needlessly kill people! Hell, the fact we are well liked by people is part of the reason we are alive and doing well. So no, I am not going to screw things over just because you want to kill everyone.
>>989839
We are robbing a exhibit, not the entire thing. An exhibit of gold artifacts, but again, this is a credit based economy, not gold.
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>>989854
It would also piss off everyone who likes are and the entire nation of france immensely. They would send the fucking GIGN after you make no mistake.
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Rolled 8, 5, 8, 2, 1 = 24 (5d10)

Crit crit crit hit crit crit. hit.
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>>989857
Because Roarke can never make a bad decision due to his flaws. No he always has to make the right moves even if it isn't what he would do in character. And we can't play a character who isn't a good guy in any quest here. No matter how bad they start out we have to keep changing them into good guys playing the villain in a quest is morally wrong.
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>>989839
Man, it would be sad not being able to see it all again, but most of these things tend to surface again one hour or another because of their value and are probably going to come back to their original museums... While lives don't come back.

In the ISIS case the problem is much more worse, as they actively destroyed things ans justified it by "muh religion"...

>>989855
Forgot me too...
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>>989830
Not that Wong, just broke a wheel off a plastic plant roller. And my dad got pissed, said i need to stop breaking shit, and i told him to just get something that won't fuckin break going over a bump into the garage. fuckin wooden ones Grandad made don't have a damn problem.
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>>989870
Except we have made decisions that were not the best. Deliberately sabotaging things for the sake of it and killing them for no reason when we just talked to them makes no in character sense. It's not one that is logical or 'evil', it's stupid and spits into what he does because in case you forgot, we hated the green skulls for doing that so doing what they did. So no, it is neither logical, reasonable, in character, or fitting to just kill because you want to.
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Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d10)

>>989868

Cinematic damage, ahoy!
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>>989854
>>989866
>ITT: Real world Iron Kestrels start planning the biggest heist of the history of France: Robbing the entire louvre.
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>>989877
Wars have been started over the kind of shit you find in museums. You shouldnt discount how mad people would get if a national treasure got stolen.
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>>989885
Alright what bad decisions have we made? What things has Roarke done that had repercussions?
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>>989885
>Update
Mate, it's Thunder, he has two modes. Seduce or Kill.
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>>989899
Giving Fatima to Rashad, leaving suleiman, being unable to rescue naomi, leaving keith alone with no supervision.
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>>989911
Where the fuck did Update come from?
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Rolled 10, 10, 3 = 23 (3d10)

>>989877

No, I just need to work out exactly how many mecha Roarke just disabled in one round before handling your roll. Although sadly some of those crits are going to have to get discarded because of the active shields.

Incidentally, you were wrong about one punch tearing their arms off. See, you only get the linked blow if you HIT. Getting parried successfully just damages the arm once.

Speaking of which, parries versus 21, 20, and 19.
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If we find ourselves in a kill-or-be-killed situation, then we should kill. that's all I'm going to say on the subject.

>>989899
Well we just kidnapped the niece of General Fairchild who is a very popular idol, for one. that one's going to bite us in the ass.

also seducing Clemmy (thanks for that, BTW) turned Fairchild's hateboner for us up to 11.
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>>989914
Being unable to rescue Naomi wasn't a choice we we're late. We didn't we left Jesus with everyone else outside. Leaving Suleiman wasn't a bad choice we left because we couldn't fight. We had no choice but to give her back and we didn't know what he would do.

None of these we're bad decisions made due to who Roarke is as a person. They were just what anons thought the best path was at the moment

>>989929
See these are when we made bad choices because of character traits
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>>989929
I think it's gone up above 60 at this point. probably gonna go up by 50 when she finds we got Lysa
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>>989899
>Bedding Lori.
>Maybe sending that text to Keith
>Making Miles the First Mate
>Accepting to rescue a Greenman lady because a filthy green man lover asked us to do so.

None of them were much tacticaly sound, and some are very dangerous.

>>989892
Sadly(Or maybe Glady, that depends), not so much anymore... but anyway, maybe its a cultural thing for me, but I wouldn't get too angry by some museum being stolen, not in "BLOODY VENGEANCE!" level at least.
>Accepting the worst girl, you know which one
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>>989929
>Accepting to get Rosita' sister for the wedding
This one will be the most crazier one we ever did... At leats until we do something even more suicidal.
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Wong can you just put this to rest? Why doesn't Roarke immediately go for kills? And when does he feels its fine to do it?
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>>990003
Live pilots are more valuable than dead ones. Also, makes it a lot less relatives and loved ones trying to kill us for revenge.
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TL:DR Roarke just beheaded two Pumpkinseed IIs, one is shut down for a turn and missing a shield. The other lost its beam saber.

Also you get another turn to pummel them due to Kaiser Grin, and then AGAIN because you won initiative. In short we're gonna need a lot of dice.
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
DEUS VULT!
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Rolled 4 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
more Dice for your addiction. and i've calmed down now.
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>>990003

I can say with certainty that this particular case of all cases is probably the worst time to indulge in a bit of murder.
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Rolled 4 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
I can do that.
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
I WANT IT ALL!!
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>>990028
hmm, seems my rolls are better when I am angry.
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
And then suddenly Roarke showed up and ruined these officers night
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018

>>990029
But what's Roarke's beliefs on it? Its just about if its a smart idea or not to do it.
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
TAKE MY DICE WONG!
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990029
Have some more
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990018
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Rolled 1, 3, 2, 7, 1, 2, 2, 2 = 20 (8d10)

>>989823
>>989832
>>990025
>>990028
>>990031
>>990034
>>990038
>>990040


Roarke believes strongly in his personal freedom and is completely fine with killing in self defense. He'll quite happily crush an enemy he actually hates, like the Green Skulls, and sometimes people die against him accidentally like that one PMC, but he doesn't deliberately aim for the cockpit when it comes to people who are just doing their jobs, his mom and dad were both UJCIDF.
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>>990051
jobber brigade, hoooo.
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>>990051
>that 15 vs 27
Oh the poor bastard.
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>>990051
>Elite unit
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>>990051
Welp, this is going to be on the holo net soon, one way or another. We must be close to getting that 10 in fisticuffs.
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>>990051
>meanwhile that guy with the 7 looking like a shining golden god compared to his compatriots

>is still losing
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>>990040
Jesus Christ, man, are you kidding me? The QM all but told you "this is a stupid idea" and you're still digging? Sate your murderboner somewhere else, dude, and come back once you've calmed down.

There's no particular reason for Roarke to want them dead, and since Roarke happens to be Ionian and not an idiot, he'd know exactly how much political power a bunch of martyred Praetorians would have.
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>>990099
Do you only believe in what you believe in when its beneficial to you? He answered my question and thats the end of the story. I'm not going to sit here and tell him he's wrong. I got my answer.
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Rolled 4 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

versus 21
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Rolled 6 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990105
Do you still crave for more?
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>>990051
>22 vs 14 Crit
>21 vs 16 Maybe Crit
>26 vs 15 MEGA CRIT
>21 vs 20 Hit
>21 vs 14 Crit
>27 vs 15 MEGACRIT
>19 vs 15 Hit
>25 vs 15 Maybe MEGACRIT

Thats a massacre...

Also, if these rolls were for Roarke... Where is the rolls for the bits?
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Versus 25.
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Rolled 10 + 12 (1d10 + 12)

>>990126

Specifically to try to nullify that megacrit.

For this round I'm straight up just not rolling for crits, it might be more useful to just take that guaranteed beheading.
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>>990128
Good job guard, you only suffer losing your head.
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It's not like Roarke is a bleeding heart, it's just that he doesn't make any money by killing people and it causes problems in the long run. An enemy pilot who survives is an enemy pilot who can lose more mecha to him in the future after all.
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>>990133
and more mecha lost means more salvage for us and more money in our coffers
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Rolled 3, 2, 7, 3 = 15 (4d10)

>>990042
>>990044
>>990046
>>990113

More dice.
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990140
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990140
ALWAYS MORE DICE
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Rolled 6 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990140
More dice it is
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990140
more dice shall be given
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990140
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990151
Ooh snap son
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990140
MORE DICE!
Yes Sir!
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Rolled 7 + 10 (1d10 + 10)

>>990140

Versus 19
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Rolled 1, 3, 6, 4 = 14 (4d10)

>>990144
>>990147
>>990149
>>990150

Things are not looking good for the Praetorians.
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Man looking over our mixtapes, we could really use another one. There's so many good songs we didn't pick on the other ones
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>>990166
We just creamed through 6 Praetorians who only survived the 1st round via Active Shields.

It's fair to say that this heist will bring up SOUL MP mechs to the forefront and more political power to Fairchild.
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>>990166
Roarke starwind everyone. The dice have decreed he will wreck shit, bad rolls or not. Sorry MP Amoses, you lack main character power.
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990166
Yeah seriously.
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Rolled 4 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>990128
That Megacrit? There were at least 2, maybe 3 if you count the 25 x 15.

I think that risking our rolls on the crit table would be better... But you're the QM here.

>22 vs 14
>20 vs 16
>23 vs 19
>24 vs 17

DEUS VULT!

Poor Praetorians... Well, more for us!

They never even got a chance to lauch their missiles, did them?

8 More to go.
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>>990198
We surprise round them, did our normal round, kaiser grin the lot of them, then did another round. If each one lost their head, they are not going to be hitting us. We probably dismantled the ones closest to us and intimidated those who were not.
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You'd think they'd know better by now and just surrender and eject.
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>>990219
We did come right out of left field for them. They thought this was just a bluegill, but the moment they turn the bend? BAM! Black Ogre to their collective faces. No real time for them to react.
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The beat kicking on is the only response they get. That should have warned them, and maybe it does, because as you come screaming over the lip of the hull to meet them the Pumpkinseed II in the center is already raising its shield.

Your old friend Freddie Mercury lifts his guitar in salute across space and time, 'Adventure seeker...' He croons.

Metal crumples and bends as it slams to the hull. You hook your fingers around the Pumpkinseed II's shield and yank it to the side so hard it rips off, and slam your fist down into the prone mech so hard its lights flicker off.

'On an empty street...'

"I strongly suggest you all eject." You inform them as your sensor mask flips up to reveal the mad grin beneath.

'Just an alley creeper...'

Even hardened elite soldiers can freeze, and you see the panic in their movements. You take advantage of that, "Polaris system, online. Off with their heads, stay within my range." You order.

The pair of fists that had been riding on your shoulders detach, their thrusters burning the same witchy blue-green as yours. One zips over your shoulder and with its open palm smears the head of the supine Pumpkinseed II you started on beneath the deck before flexing its fingers like a spider preparing to jump and leaping back into the air towards another. This one, seeing the fate of his comrade, throws up both arms to defend himself, smacking the fist away but being blindsided by the other one. The second fist circles around and roars at him at full speed with a clenched fist, punching through the hilt of his long beamsaber and snapping it in half before tearing off his head.

'Light on his feet.' Freddie warns them all too late.

"If you can't eject, I'll help you." You tell them, reaching down and grabbing the prone Praetorian and ripping his mech in half, the cockpit ball shooting free. You swing your fist at the other beheaded one, but it throws its shield into your way. That doesn't bother you. With its palm grinders chewing away at the surface of the shield, you close fingers that belong on a construction mech around the shield and tear the Praetorian's entire arm off. Then, while it's defenseless, you tighten your fist and use the drills in your knuckles to slice a circle into its torso, yanking out the cockpit ball and throwing it away, kicking the rest of the mech away from you before it goes up in a ball of brilliant white fire.

'A young fighter screaming...'

One of the Praetorians does scream, but at least one has some presence of mind, howling over the comms, "BLACK OGRE! BLACK OGRE! Lieutenant, it's HIM!"

[Continued]
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>>990249
>"BLACK OGRE! BLACK OGRE! Lieutenant, it's HIM!"
Fight boner is at maximum
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>>990255
What?! The Black Ogre?!
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"Corporal, are you SURE? This is Europa!" You hear Lieutenant Mappa's baffled voice over the line.

"Sergeant Mayweather is down, ma'am, I'm sure!" The Corporal doesn't get to finish.

Your experience tells you that means the Lieutenant and the remaining six will be launching now. That's fine. Half a dozen mecha, a dozen mecha, it's all just metal. You spin around towards the Corporal's mech that was trying to approach you from behind, and knock him off his feet with a straight punch to his shield. He hunches behind it, expecting a followup...but what he gets is the sudden pressure of one of your fist drones clamping down on its head. The missile built into it explodes as it comes free.

'With no time for doubt!' Freddie roars

"Bring me his cockpit then resume initial program." You order, and the fist obediently burrows into the Pumpkinseed II's torso, plucking out the cockpit ball.

'With the pain and anger, can't see a way out!' Freddie continues to rock as your other drone jabs low to pull the fourth Pumpkinseed II's shield low, then ignites its thrusters on full and punches it in the face so hard it turns the mech's visor into a crater and breaks the lock its boot electromagnets have on the hull, sending it floating.

'It ain't much I'm asking, I heard him say...'

You stride forward as though walking through light rain instead of a cloud of sharp-edged metal fragments, casually grabbing at that Pumpkinseed II. It blocks you despite being laid out horizontally in zero-gravity, and you tear its arm off too, then raise both arms and slam them down into its torso so hard it bounces off the hull with two visible crush marks and the cockpit exposed. You casually kick the cockpit ball out of the chassis before it explodes. Only two are left, and not one has even had a chance to fire a shot or swing on you. These new models may have fancy weapons, but the frame just isn't strong enough to stop you, and without being able to hit you their weapons don't matter.

'Gotta find me a future...'

The second-last Praetorian has some talent, he actually dodges your first punch, before you speedbag the center of his mech's mass, cracking it like a coconut and yanking the cockpit out.

'"Move out of my way.'" You and Freddie sing at the same time.

You don't even need to touch the last one, your fist drones rip it in half for you.

'I want it all. I want it all. I want it all...and I want it now!' Freddie sums up your feelings perfectly.

You're floating above the hull with the Black Ogre's arms crossed and two fist drones flying an orbit around you when Lieutenant Mappa and her five surviving Praetorians flying at top speed towards you realize that there isn't anyone left to reinforce where you are and slow to a stop.

>[Give me a one-liner]
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>>990249
>"ORA... ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
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>>990301
Let's Dance, shall we?
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>>990301
Would you like to hear those war stories now Lieutenant?
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>>990301
Looks like they needed a hand in their training. I was happy to oblige.
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>>990301
>Need a hand?
>Send drone to take out her head
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>>990307
I like this one
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>>990301
I have to say Lieutenant you really know how to treat your elders. I'll tell you what, for making this so easy for me my offer to allow you to by me a drink still stands. You can even sit on my lap with Red Siren if you wish.
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>>990311
Rephrase to "It looked like they needed some training, so I decided to give them a hand."
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>>990301
>Didn't you wanted a war story, Lieutenant? I'm giving you one now.
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>>990307
>inb4 she ends up thinking Roarke really is an old war vet but is normally wearing makeup to look younger
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>>990317
>>990301
This is good too
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>>990321
even better!
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>>990301
I'm seconding the war story comments, >>990320
>>990307
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>>990307
>>990317
These are pretty good
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>>990301
Just start spamming her with witty one liners while we fight.

Send the Drones for her head first, she deserves the honor.

Also, tune up the music and let them know that we want it all!
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>>990328
Sorry I meant These
>>990307
>>990311
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>>990301
You know... with the type of things we do, I wonder what sort of Fairytales the Avalonians are going to write about us... Will Roarke be the Ultimate Black knight for them? Created by a Fated enconter with one of the last mechs of the lineage of Floyd Beck and tamer of a curse? Or will he be some sort tragic twist on the swashbuckler stereotype? With Lori being that one romantic pair who can see through his menacing facade?
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"Roarke Starwind..." Lieutenant Mappa's voice is taut with shock and fear, whispering your name.

"The very same." You inform her, although you think it's a little bit obvious. Who would ever intentionally try to imitate you, considering the kind of trouble you draw?

Systems away, Sir Hector Van Damme sneezes, but promptly forgets about it. After all, he's getting formally married today. Sure, it's a non-denominational ceremony attended mostly by native insurgents and his own huscarls, but with the state of things he and Dame Elizabeth Wayland thought it best to exchange vows while they had the chance.

But enough about them. Back to you.

"What have you done with Captain Bowie? If you've laid a finger on that sweet old man or his wife, I'll..." Anger seeps into the woman's voice as she indignantly wags her beamsaber at you, the silver-white blades leaving an afterimage, "I'll see you executed!"

You can't help laughing a little, but it's a kind laugh, "You make a good cup of tea, but I'm afraid my war stories were a bit more recent than I let on."

"You...you're..." The forward tip of her beamsaber drops towards the hull.

"A man blessed with talented fiancees." You answer honestly.

"What have you done with my troops?" She demands to know.

You shrug, "They needed some training, so I decided to give them a hand." You give her four simultaneous thumbs-ups, "So, are you going to surrender, or do you like heroic last stands better?"

"I can't just hand over our species' history to you." She hangs her rifle from a strap, and pulls out a second double-ended beam saber. She ignites it, four silvery blades whirling around her.

"Why not? It belongs to everybody. All humans came from Terra originally, this treasure is our birthright. I'm just the only one who thought of taking it. Well, by 'I', I mean 'my crew'. Credit where it's due." The thrusters on your shields flare up as the protective pieces of metal shift back to add thrust to the charge you expect to be making in a few moments, "There's no reason to be angry, a Paladin would do worse. This is good practice for you."

"Are you saying you want a proper duel? Single combat? No more cheating?" Lieutenant Mappa's voice is speculative.

"Maybe." You flex the Kaiser's clawed fingers.

"Hm." You're already preparing to dodge as you hear the note in her voice, "I fell for that once in basic. Fire all missiles, boys. You were right, Admiral, this IS good practice for a Paladin."
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Game resumes tomorrow.
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>>990375
See you tomorrow then Wong
As always Thanks for running
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>>990370
Ayyy someone who isn't an idiot in charge!

I like what Regina has done with the place.
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>>990375
Now would be a good time for Rosita to appear behind them and allow us to put them in a pincer. Plus side is we have about 12 luck and they have 12 missiles.
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>>990375
Thanks for running Wong! as always, it was an honor to be able to be part of this.
>>990370
I'm glad for Hector, they are right on this choice, risking this kind of things in a war could be a bad idea, may he live to see what comes after this war, i like in.

Also, before I forget... as he adopted many natives as his Knights... Is Not!Felix one of them?
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Post yfw Amos is inevitably killed by one mean-ass paladin no one wants to fuck with
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>>990375
Thanks for running!
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Hmm, once the Betta MPs are done, I wonder which SOUL MPs I should make next?

I'm still working out how exactly that works. Having a dedicated MP version of the Betta makes sense, but beyond that I'm trying to figure out what I want.

What I know so far is that a cheaper version of the Slayer/Mustang Frame with pauldron missiles and a sniper rifle is confirmed. After all, artillery and support is a useful thing to have a dedicated mech for in groups. As a small explanation, there are three Bucephalus Medium-Weight frames. The original was Thoroughbred X, then the Thoroughbred MP which was a bit simpler but less finicky, and now the rebranded Mustang.

I'm not sure what dedicated role I should put the Bass Frame to, though. The Bass Frame is the Bahamutcorp Medium Frame, and it shows up in so many SOUL designs already that it's hard to pick a specialty for it.
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Great thread and looking forward to tomorrow even if I can't really participate due to my work schedule.

Also, I just finished zeta gundam... wtf the zeta is a walking graveyard empowered by the souls it pulls in its wake?! Am I getting this right?
anyway; Z'gok's are still my favorite gundam so far, The O was cool in appearance but I didn't really see anything about it that stood out otherwise. Haman's mech was interesting, didn't like the color scheme but I like the idea and functionality behind bits, the huge pauldrons were neat.
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>>990459
And this isn't even Tomino at his peak depression stage.
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>>990378
Wong I swear to god if you kill her
I'll be very sad!
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>>990459
Double Zeta is gonna give you some major mood whiplash right now so I suggest watching G-Gundam next to ease yourself into it.
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>>989458
First there's going to be a new PIRATE version of Bluegill Joe called Bluegill Joe: The Origin. Follows the classified adventures of the Orange Pekoe team, slightly spiced up for the big screen. Its mostly true to what happened, but with a few things played up for drama. Mainly, part of Berenger's obsession with power come from when he plays the "You're just a woman" card with the (properly casted) daughter of Undefeated, right before he gets the shit beaten out of him in a spar. Also, the surviving members of the Orange Pekoe team do catch up to him post betrayal in the Asteroid belt and fight a climatic duel against him and his new mecha... a hand to hand Thoroughbred MP serving as the final boss. Win hard difficulty and you see an ending cinimatic of Roarke finding the damaged Thoroughbred MP in his wrecked harpy. Win insane, you see a scene ripped straight from Starwars that ends with "Rise, Paladin Berenger."
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>>990370
>"What have you done with Captain Bowie? If you've laid a finger on that sweet old man or his wife, I'll..."
This line would be a lot funnier if we were playing David Bowie at the time. Shame on all of you.
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>>990623
You try fighting while that man croons into your ears.
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>>990623
Nah, Starman should be used for something else, like say being the reinforcements or us fighting in a tourney in the same CP class.
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>>990438
Well, considering Bahamut's standard policy, defensive machines with multiple layers of defenses could be a thing. Zone defense and something that can take heavy artillery would be useful, especially against enemies like the Kaiser. Could also go the speedster route; something like the Lion series from SRW meant for mobility and chasing.
You'd even have the Barrelion which would be your heavy beam artillery.
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>>990090
To be fair, this would be a lot less fun if we didn't get the drop on them. Their beam gun has a maximum range of 5000m, something that would take 10 turns for us to cross going all out. During that time we'd take 108 beam gun shots and 12 missiles. Granted 96 of said shots would be rolling at +10, but it would still suck horribly.
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>>990652
Also, fun fact: the Knight's cannon has a 2450m maximum range and can move 200m per turn in space. If the Pratorean Guard managed to engage the knights a 5000m, which is hardly unreasonable in a space brawl, it would take 12 and a half turns for it to close the distance to its maximum range. An A ranked knight would have a dodge bonus of +12, and a block of +10. If the Duke tries to fight the Pratorean Guard his men are going to get massacred.
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>>990652
Aye. I'm hoping Red has the Archen ready and behind the enemy to shoot them before they unload all their missiles. Got support for a reason and hitting their back gives them a -2 to dodge and no active shield. Besides, I want to have roarke go 'Who said I was alone?' as they make their demands of surrender. After all, that burst would allow her to hit ALL 6 of them and multiple times, forcing them to have to split up between us.Got a better chance to survive 6 heavy missiles than 12 after all.
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So, attack plan! Hopefully we are smart enough to strike first before they open fire with their missiles. A drop kick plus our quick fist and bits should be enough to take out their leader. We get a crit, we buy ourselves some time with our grin. Once the Lieutenant is down, we take down her boys.
The missiles are going to sting if she does go full out. Even if they fire 3 at each drone, that leaves 6 for us. 1 gets auto'd or misses, and the others will be at the same levels as our dodge. That means Crits CAN happen to us and screw us over. If we use luck, it should be to the parries to negate said crits. Each part can take a direct missile with the torso taking two. Each shield can take about 5 before the hits actively scratch our arm armor.
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Been looking for a new look for Not-Hunks mech since the gelgoog is too much like a zaku and what I've come up with is some combination of these two. The vayeate would be pretty spot on if its generator thing was a shield. Its still going to be a gelgoog in spirit though.
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>>991127
So, sure that Hunk wouldn't accept a gas masked orphan girl who follows him.around and imitates him?
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>>991186
You would have to ask Wong. If he stuck to the resident evil characterization Hunk is sort of an asshole. I'd probably say he would largely ignore her.
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>>991201
Wasn't Hunk helping some of the kids on 16-Psyche?
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>>991212
No, Hunk was going full innawoods with a shovel while shoving the pamplet in everyone's face. Maxwell by the sounds of it will be the most child friendly. Going to be interesting to see him.
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>>990591
Well... too late just started watching, judau is entertaining so far "oh hey there's a pilot in this escape pod, dammit now I can't sell it easily" happy-go-lucky+flexible morality is entertaining to me I guess
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>>991224
mind, i'm only half way through the first episode.
still even with the mood swaps from "Kamille is a vegetable and char is dead" to jokey junker judau its not as bi-polar as other things i've been able to enjoy.
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>>991127
Try stuff from After war Gundam X. Its got a good variety of designs. Though the Daughtress has apparently been designated for an independent system by one anon.
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>>991762
I have, I just narrowed down those two as what I think fit the best. Although This picture of a Z'Gok-E is tempting me mightily to change again. I actually statted up a regular Z'Gok way back, might try and upgrade that.
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>>991217
And a thought occured to me; If Maxwell is Lunarian Catholic, what are the chances that he managed to convert the orphans? Would be interesting to see the kids meet those that went to the duke and talking to them. That or they grow up to be DEUS VULT crusaders by the time the time skip happens. Spreading the lord's name, helping the people and smiting the evil.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

In advance, let's have someone give me a 1d10+6
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>>991186

The tournament already has heinous NPC bloat without tournament pilots having supporting characters.
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d10 + 6)

>>992201
two luck right here getting first strike
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d10 + 6)

>>992201
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d10 + 6)

>>992209
Just kill a bunch of them. Boom no more bloat.
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>>992220
What are those things like luck that regen every fight rather than every session? I feel like we have been forgetting to use them.
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>>992252
Maneuver pool. And it regenerates after every fight. And we can only use them for piloting stuff
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Alright, you're going first, and the six remaining Pumpkinseed IIs are 1km away (within missile range), it would be a good idea to know generally what you plan to do by 8:30. You CAN hide behind the hull of the ship, but who knows what they might do then? By the way, your fists DO have sensors on them and can scout for you even when the Kaiser can't see.
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>>992262
Can we pull up part of the hull to make a makeshift wall to hide behind?
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>>992252
Maneuver points are always used first when it comes to luck. Luck is just quicker to type.
>>992262
getting out of direct line of sight would be the best option. They can indeed fire at our ship, but that hurts them considering the megamule is slow as hell and we could likely call for reinforcements. Use a fist drone as bait, try to force an reaction, and perhaps close the gap. Get them to split up, maybe mention 'who said I was alone?' to get them to think we have range support ready and hidden.
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>>992272

You can duck behind one of its maneuvering fins at the low cost of 1 Action. Theoretically you COULD rip up part of the hull to make a wall, but that wouldn't be good for the ship and would take longer.
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>>992262
Take cover behind part of the ship and use the Fist Bits to takeout some of the shoulders with missiles or their heads if they haven't shot off their missiles yet
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>>992302
What about closing 250 meters with our action and using the second to Grin. Or walking forward 100m for no action and activating two grins. We've critted so we can do so, and the mooks will lose at least one action, so we can split the 12 missiles into two six missile barrages and give our active shield more to work with.
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>>992302
>>992320
Hmmm, if we are just in range, moving to position ourselves to the fin would likely just get us out of it. A -4 would hurt them, forcing them to move in and then fire. Then we have the fortification which should give a bonus.
>>992328
New fight, means we can't auto grin, and unless we are on a surface, we cannot use the free movement. Likewise the grin has a chance to fail.
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>>992338
>and unless we are on a surface, we cannot use the free movement. Likewise the grin has a chance to fail.
Grin cannot completely fail. We automatically roll at least a 16 against the mook DC of 15. They WILL lose at least one action.

> Kaiser Grin: A macro installed by Samantha Blanchett, mimicking the EW systems she's familiar with. Whenever the Knuckle Kaiser sustains at least 1 Kill of damage to the Head servo, or scores a critical hit, the pilot gets to make an Intimidate roll as a free action. If it successfully beats the opponent's Stability (nameless non-boss mooks are assumed to have a Cool of 6 for a Stability of 15) the opponent loses 1 Action. If the roll succeeds by 5 or more, the opponent loses their entire Turn. Although more situationally useful, at any time after the Knuckle Kaiser has taken 1K of damage to the Head or scored a Critical Hit in a given battle the pilot can use an Action to make an Intimidate roll for this same effect.
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>>992370
>>992338
If we roll a 4 or higher, they lose the entire turn. That's a damn good use of a single action.
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>>992380
Do not assume these are simple mooks and even then due to this being a new fight, we do not have access to that move yet because we took no damage to the head or dealed a crit to these guys
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>>992402
Could I get a ruling on wether that is possible. And these are nameless non boss mooks by definition, except for the LT.
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Feed me 1d10+17s

>>992414

NO!
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
Friendly reminder it's still I want it all by the Queen
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
here you go
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Rolled 4 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
And another one for the skipper.
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
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Rolled 6 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
Lets rock and or roll
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
And the hits keep a rolling
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992441
Take some more.
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Rolled 3, 1, 4, 10, 6, 10 = 34 (6d10)

Hmm, a good opening move seems to be hiding behind the fin and waiting, so the first round is technically a no-roll round for anyone involved. Round two, though, needs those dice!

>>992450
>>992452

These are your attacks.

>>992464
>>992466
>>992491
>>992492


These are your dodges, although I need a few more.
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
Rolling
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
more dice
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
may need more luck for the 10s
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
those look like a megacrit to me. Guess we may just force them to lose a turn already.
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
Yup. Sounds about right
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
hmmm, looks like we may need some luck on the possible crits to prevent catastrophic existance failure.
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
Do we throw some more at you Wong? Not sure how many we need.
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992511
>>992614
We got hit pretty hard by the first 10, and that's a crit if we didn't parry it.
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>>992658
Well, we do not know what they are hitting. The bits? Us who's behind cover? We also do not know if they are taking penalties or are kaiser grinned so it could cut down the ammount of attacks they do.
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Rolled 5, 4, 8, 4 = 21 (4d10)

>>992511

You know what the problem is with fighting a lot of guys with active shields and Kaiser Grin in the mix? I can be totally wrong about whether something is one of your dodges or one of your attacks.

>>992517
>>992520
>>992527
>>992533
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992676
I feel like when that crit happened, the Kaiser peaked to the side of the wall and grinned. Hang on, I need to find the 'that cat' picture and edit it.
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“Excuse me.” You zip behind a maneuvering fin with your extra fists. This is what separates space pirates from Paladins. You unpause your music.

'Listen all you people!' Freddie instructs.

“Damn it, don't you have any honor? Second squad, circle around and flank him, we'll pull him out of there.” Lieutenant Mappa replies. Three of the Pumpkinseed IIs lift off the hull in formation and begin a circuitous route to your left.

'Come gather round!'

“Prioritize by distance, closest targets first, remove all head and right arm servos.” You instruct your drones, which take off at once.

You take aim, and as the second squad enters your LoS you fire your magnetic grappling harpoon. The lead machine isn't expecting it and doesn't move out of the way, but he does smack it aside with his shield, “Ha, he's out of effective range and bluffing, what a funny gu-AIIIIIIIEEEE!”

'Gotta get me a game plan.'

It never gets old grabbing people on the rebound with the harpoon, which securely clamps onto his shield arm from a kilo away. The sensor mask that had finally clicked shut snaps open again, and like some sinister psychopomp dragging a soul into the underworld, you begin reeling the unlucky pilot in. He's a good 1000m away at first, but you manage to pull him in half that distance before he regains a hundred meters with a fancy bit of flying you weren't expecting. It's not enough, he's in range of your little helpers. “Bisect that one, changed my mind.” You announce cheerfully, and your drones oblige, ripping the unlucky mech open.

'Gotta shake you to the ground!' You feint high with the harpoon, then grab a second member of the flanking team with it. Your drones finally get in range of the flanking team...but according to your ASP, Mappa and her squad are approaching from behind the fin and above you, and they'll have LoS on you momentarily.

[Continued]
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Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)

>>992542
>>992556
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>>992710
not quite good enough if we keep those 17s to their 13s. Good effort though!
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Rolled 7, 3, 9 = 19 (3d10)

>>992614
>>992658
>>992692

More dice! 1d10+17!
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745
More dice
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745
aye aye
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745
Have a meme
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745

>>992771
>>992783
oh dear...
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Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)

>>992749

You're an Intimidate roll, Thunder.

>>992771
>>992783

And you two are the remaining drone.
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992745
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'But just give me huh! What I know is mine!'

“Stay focused! Save your missiles for the main body, those things are a distraction!” Mappa snaps over Freddie.

The one you've grabbed is caught by the right forearm, it can't deploy its beam saber...but his comrade is happy to oblige, trying to ward off one of your flying fists with the argent blades of its melee weapon. Personally, you think double-ended swords are a bit stupid, but apparently they work well as weapons for a mech, three swift blows from the Praetorian cutting apart one of your drones. It seems a little surprised it took so many to get the job done. The grabbed Pumpkinseed II aims with its beam rifle, and pulls the trigger. Your remaining drone dodges the first several shots, but takes two shallow gouges from the continuous burst (-2 SP leaving the drone with 6, no Kills of damage done).

'People do you hear me? Just gimme the sign! It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth! Here's to the future, for the dreams of youth!'

As Mappa's squad crests the wall, you spring into action. The maneuvering fin is metal and you have your boot electromagnets on, so you run UP the side of the fin, activating your shield and knee thrusters and somersaulting straight upwards, your feet kicking out. The first Pumpkinseed II of Mappa's squad over the wall avoids the kick, these guys must have studied up on you, but as your dorsal thrusters fire along with one heeljet to straighten you out you grab it by the chest and rip out its cockpit, along hammering a punch into its companion's shield that tears a gouge in it and nearly pops off its shoulder joint (-1 Shield SP for 7, -1 Left Arm SP for 4, -2 Left Arm Kills for 3). Mappa is...hanging back? Wait, that isn't what you expected. Your remaining drone can't seem to land a hit, the uncaptured Praetorian in the flanking squad is vigorously guarding the one whose sword-arm you've seized hold of.

'I want it all! (give it all) I want it all! I want it all! I want it all! And I want it now!' Freddie's voice is the thunder, and the pulsing of your heart in your ears, a primal roar of triumph and bloodwrath escaping your throat.

Three Pumpkinseed IIs remain free. One is caught. Two are destroyed. All are frozen with fear...except for one.

“No...no I won't.” Jane Mappa's voice is stubborn despite the fear, as her Pumpkinseed II's right arm lifts and points at you, a panel along the top of the forearm and one near the neck part of the head sliding open to reveal their explosive payload, “I...I have to...I'm...not g-going to just...go down like this...” You see her mech shudder from the sheer overload of terror bouncing from her brain to her machine via the HMIS, “F-FOR THE HONOR OF JUPITER, FALL! JOVE BANZAI!”

She opens fire.

[Continued]
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Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10)

>>992791
>>992822

Versus her attacks at +17.
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And give me a parry roll (1d10+15) versus 25.
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Rolled 2 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>992902
spend 6 luck
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Rolled 10 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>992902
Add three luck to this
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Rolled 10 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>992902
>>992838

I guess my nat 10 goes to waste
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>>992910
Yes it does, again
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

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>>992917
Dat ain't good.
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So apparently missiles just fucking ruin whatever they are aimed at regardless of who uses them Except the first mate and whomever is the target.
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>>992917
Right side, but not a crit. Could hit our arm or leg. arm still works, but the 10s waiting for her will rip her to shreds.
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>>992910
I rolled 2 10's in a row wow....
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Rolled 8, 8, 7, 1 = 24 (4d10)

>>992825
>>992838
>>992908
>>992910

More 1d10+17s! Doing great!
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992957
Wong I think we need to talk about your dice addiction.
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992957
Have you noticed the only people who have done damage to the Kaiser are women?
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Rolled 4 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992957
We should genuinely congratulate her on the hit. It was a nice pair of shots.
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992957
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>>992967
Oda is a guy
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>>992967
Well, as minor as it was, Jesus did manage to damage the Kaiser.
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992957
EVERYBODY IS GETTING FISTED.
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>992957
no way I get a third 10 in a row
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>>992976
As I said only women

>>992974
Not much if I remember right
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>>992980
Sweet unholy Jove what is going on
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>>992980
My god. This is beautiful.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>992964
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>>993000
not sure if this is good or bad.
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That Pumpkinseed that destroyed your one drone can lose either arm or its head this turn. Which would you prefer?

>[The head for a -2 penalty to all actions and the loss of one Heavy Missile]
>[The right arm with its other Heavy Missile and that Quick Double-Ended Beam Saber]
>[The left arm with the Active Shield that keeps autoparrying you...although it's damaged from doing that and one more parried hit will destroy it...along with its Beam Autorifle]
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>>993070
>>[The head for a -2 penalty to all actions and the loss of one Heavy Missile]
He'll have a harder time hitting with the other missile without his head
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>>993070
>[The head for a -2 penalty to all actions and the loss of one Heavy Missile]
Also cuts its scanning range to 1k, which might mean it can't hit us with the remaining missle anyway.
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>>993070
Head, the penalty will make the already large difference in skill near insurmountable.
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>>993070
>>[The head for a -2 penalty to all actions and the loss of one Heavy Missile]
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>>993070
>>[The head for a -2 penalty to all actions and the loss of one Heavy Missile]
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>>993070
>>[The head for a -2 penalty to all actions and the loss of one Heavy Missile]
debuffs against a enemy that has us outnumbered is good. Hopefully they at least lost a action.
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You weren't expecting that. From their body language, you thought they'd hesitate, but Mappa's sheer bloody-minded determination is a powerful thing. Although you don't get out of the way in time, one of your shields shifts in front of you to stop the first missile (-1 SP reducing your Active shield to 11), but your other shield doesn't have the same AI and isn't as fast. The neck missile hits the Kaiser's right arm just above the elbow as it floats in midair, sending your larger mech spinning as the missile explodes. The Black Ogre careens off the deck, knocked away from the maneuvering fin (-1 Right Arm SP for 7 left, -4 Right Arm Kills for 4 left).

'I want it all! Yes I want it all! I want it all! Hey I want it all! And I want it noooOoow!'

“I, I did it...” Mappa whispers, then whoops, “He's not invincible, boys! He's been hurt before! Let's show him what the Praetorian Guards can do!”

“For Chairman Luxol!” The remaining member of Mappa's squad cheers, charging at you. His damaged shield is held out in front, and with a movement like a cat batting down a bird you punch his shield with enough force to tear his arm off, straightarm him across the chest, and ignite all thrusters, clotheslining him and dragging him across the deck, tearing the microfusion core out of the back of his mech. Its eyes go dark and his cry of shock vanishes into static, backlit by the fusion core exploding in space behind you. Another one bites the dust.

“Nicely done.” You inform the Lieutenant sincerely as Queen's fantastic guitars bracket the explosion, “But this isn't the first time I've been hit by one of those.” You jerk your damaged right arm, and half the distance between you and the mech you have by the sword-arm vanishes. You could fly to it and kick it from here if you wanted, but separating the two teammates was your main goal. A lot of people would have gone straight for the Lieutenant after she scored that hit, but you're smarter than that.

You're going to destroy every last one of them. Mappa last.

'I'm a man with a one track mind...' Freddie Mercury warns them in a soft voice, 'So much to do in one lifetime.'

Your remaining drone fist circles around and charges at the Pumpkinseed II that destroyed its counterpart at full speed. If it hit, it might tear apart the mech's torso on its own. Naturally, it throws its shield into the way...and the drone hits it so hard that it bends it inward, skipping off the shield and upwards with enough momentum to tear the white mech's head off.

[Continued]
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Rolled 2, 5, 10, 6, 3 = 26 (5d10)

>>992967
>>992968
>>992971
>>992977
>>992980
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>>993108
>the fist ricochet tore off the mech's head

Fuck, dude.
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Parry roll 1d10+15 versus 23. You have 5 points of Luck left, I believe.
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993167
3 luck?
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Rolled 9 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>993167
put two luck
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Rolled 6 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>993175
>>993167
If I could roll correctly
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Rolled 4 + 15 (1d10 + 15)

>>993167
One more time dice gods?
throw 1 luck here
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>>993175
>>993177
And Thunderbird with the save. Thank goodness for that.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

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Ignore that location roll, I didn't see that thanks to the first anon formatting it wrong that >>993177
saved you.
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>>993199
Woohoo! Being an idiot saved the day.
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
DANCE MAGIC DANCE
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
more dice
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Rolled 8 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
Wait a second, how did the headless mech shoot us twice? He only has one missle
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
Well, if thunderbird's hit hits, the lieutenant is done.
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>>993238
Lions are actually sort of pussies
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993238
>>993249
Beam Cannon Amos Edition, anon.
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Even when a lion is surrounded by wolves, it is still a lion and does not hesitate to tear its enemies apart! Even damaged, you are the pilot of the Black Ogre!

“Open fire! Drop everything you have on him! I'll engage point-blank!” Mappa, still invigorated, orders her remaining two Praetorians. White fire erupts from the thrusters of her Pumpkinseed II as she charges, nimbly leaping over the maneuvering fin and attempting your own dropkick maneuver on you. You sidestep it, pushing her past you to continue on her way with your shield without damaging it.

'People do you hear me?'

The headless Pumpkinseed II opens fire with its missile and rifle, ignoring the drone despite its precarious position. The pilot is brave. You narrowly avoid the spray of beam fire from his rifle and the missile from his forearm nearly strikes you squarely...but at the last possible moment, the edge of your shield hits it. You don't even properly block it so much as knock it away and absorb the explosion from behind its armored wall. (-1 SP Right Arm Shield, 11 remains).

'Not a man for compromise and wheres and whys and living lies.'

The Pumpkinseed II caught by your grappling harpoon may have one missile pinned, but he still has the one in his head servo too, plus his gun. He fires with both as his companion did, and you crack the harpoon like a whip the moment his finger touches the trigger, spoiling his angle and sending both shots wildly off course.

“Damn you! Stand still!” Lieutenant Mappa curses. You don't hold her asking you to lose against her, you know it's not a serious request in the same way 'stop, thief!' is never a serious request. It's more of a prayer or a wish for Jove to strike you down.

>[Feed me more 1d10+17s!]
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993272
Will we get a chance to say a cool one liner before we leave Wong?
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Rolled 5 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993272
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Rolled 6, 6, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>993241
>>993245
>>993246
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993272


>>993275
GOddamnit Thunderbird, how much do you spend per thread on sacrificial lambs to fuel your dark magicks?
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>>993295
Just enough
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Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d10)

Versus 21 and 18 at +12
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>>993302
Wow, blocked them both. Well, you would have if you didn't lose the arm after the first block. Still, good show
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>>993302
Luckiest pilot so far.
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>>993302

Er, +10, the drone can't reach the captured Pumpkinseed II at this distance so it has to hit the headless one.

And actually, both rolls were unnecessary. The first drone punch it autoparries and loses its arm, and then it flat-out can't parry the second attack. Poor guy.
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>>993328
Poor guys. They did pretty well all things considered and did use their heads. I feel like we should praise them for that much.
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>>993339
Don't tell your enemies what they did right. That just makes them better
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>>993351
>not letting them think they have good established tactics then flipping new shit on then they weren't planning for

Classic misdirection.
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Rolled 2, 2, 9, 1 = 14 (4d10)

>>993248
>>993249
>>993254
>>993260
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>>993328
He could use a foot couldn't he? Counts as a melee weapon.
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>>993371
Oh hey, my (yous) are back so I get double Yous!
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>>993275

You are a successful parry.
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>>993384
No I'm Thunder
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>>993384
So, hows the Lieutenant holding up? Missing a arm? Maybe two?
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Feed me more 1d10+17s!
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398
Aye aye
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Rolled 2 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398
The ride never ends
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Rolled 10 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398

>>993389
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Rolled 6 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398
MORE DICE
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Rolled 1 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398
seriously, Wong. it's time for an intervention.
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Rolled 3 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398
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Rolled 5, 1, 9, 3 = 18 (4d10)

>>993401
>>993402
>>993403
>>993405
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Rolled 7 + 17 (1d10 + 17)

>>993398
You know, even our 1s are doing a lot of damage so I can't say we are doing poorly with the rolls.
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Rolled 2 + 14 (1d10 + 14)

Versus 23
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>>993412
The power of a +9 Ace.
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>>993422
welp, bad luck there. Thats probably the last Deuce.
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'So I'm living it all, yes I'm living it all. And I'm giving it all, and I'm giving it all. Ooh oh yeah yeah! Ha ha ha ha!' Freddie laughs, getting into the spirit of the battle.

“If target has no missiles remaining, take its sword-arm.” You instruct your surviving drone. Mappa clearly wants to engage you in melee while her friends spray you with irritating beam fire. You don't intend to let that happen. She has two of those beam sabers and from the way she's wielding them her machine seems to have been even further customized to coordinate two weapons at once.

There's no point in indulging her.

You soar straight up and kick the captive Praetorian hard in its shield, denting it inward and damaging the arm. The Lieutenant's mech is right behind yours, but it just isn't as fast as the Knuckle Kaiser Mk. 2 going at full tilt.

Your fist drone tears off the headless Pumpkinseed II's shield arm, flying past it and circling around to tear its other arm off completely, leaving it floating helplessly. It could try to kick you, but you're willing to take that risk.

'Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!' Freddie expresses his enthusiasm.

Lieutenant Mappa finally catches up, swinging one of her weapons in a blurring circle that rotates her mech's wrist around and around her body. You avoid most of it, but your shield has to intercept a blow (-1 Active Shield SP for 11 remaining, prior mentions of shield SP forgot to take Kaiser Heart into account). It stands up to plasma impressively well, smoking and with a charred gouge in it but no harm done to your mech's actual body yet. The shield on your other side swivels up as the captive Praetorian opens up with his beam rifle again, shots ricocheting off your shield (-1 Shield SP for 11 remaining). Yes, two shields was a fantastic decision despite the extra weight.

'I want it all-all-all-all!' Freddie applauds your greed...and then the guitar solo kicks in, and your blood boils.

You rock out by swinging your shielded left arm at Mappa in a huge backhand. She easily flies back a few meters out of reach, but hitting her first was never your intention. You cock the shield on your right arm at an angle, and you hit the captive Pumpkinseed II's left arm with the very edge of your shield right where it meets the shoulder, bending the enemy's own shield like tinsel with the force of the blow and popping the arm itself off. You rip out the cockpit ball while it's defenseless, then turn on Mappa, who was charging back in at you with her quadruple blades poised to slash your chassis to pieces. Time seems to slow, except for the wail of the guitar. Her shield is too far out of position, and both of your arms are in perfect position. You swat her down like a cat grabbing a sparrow. Most of her mech hits the hull and bounces off, but her cockpit ball ejects right into your open hand.

[Continued]
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Rolled 4 + 16 (1d10 + 16)

>>993521
>I'm in a bit of a rush so sadly I'll have to put a hold on that drink beautiful
Roll to seduce
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>>993553
She's too scared to fuck.
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>>993553
Damnit Thunder. Not the one.
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>>993558
As long as it passes and we get the ip
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Rolled 5 + 16 (1d10 + 16)

>>993553
Thats not a Thunder Seduction roll
lets try that again shall we
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Rolled 3 + 16 (1d10 + 16)

>>993571
Neither is that
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Rolled 1 + 16 (1d10 + 16)

>>993553
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>>993521
Well, To be fair, they did better than usual. Hell if both squads were actually fighting with coordination like that we might actually be in trouble.
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>>993553
>>993571
>>993579
>>993580
The dice gods are displeased with your waifu greed.
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>>993580
Psssh......leave it to the professional kid

>>993605
Its just harmless flirting,and trying to get the head of the Praetorian guard to have the hots for us which we can abuse
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>>993568

For once, it does not! This is a girl with a bonus against your wiles!
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>>993605
Carta was never meant to be waifu'd
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>>993605
But Anon we want it all!
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>>993617
No we get to watch Roarke handle being shot down
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>>993622
Shouldnt have killed biscuit guy.
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You sigh happily, and just listen to the solo until the words resume, '”It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth. Here's to the future, hear the cry of youth! I want it all! I want it all! I want it all! And I want it now!'” You sing along, turning up the volume, '”I WANT IT ALL! I WANT IT ALL! I WANT IT ALL! AND I WANT IT NOW! Oh oh oh oh oh! And I want it...NOW! I want it, I want it NOW!”' With one final snarl of exuberance, and a riff on the guitar, the song fades out. There's silence across the void.

“Thank you.” You say at last, “It's been a very long time since I've got to fight during the guitar solo.” Your voice is a little raw, it really has been a while since you've made it this deep into a song, you almost forgot how good it feels to really let your hair blow in the wind and rock out. Avi won't even need to edit the music to fit better this time, but that's a distant concern next to the amount of rocking you just did, “A very, very long time.” You release the cockpit ball, letting it float.

“On behalf of the United Jovian Colonies Independent Defense Force and the Praetorian Guard, I, Lieutenant Jane Hibiki Mappa, do surrender to the Iron Kestrels and plead for lenient treatment for the soldiers under my command. The Office of the Chairman will happily pay our ransoms, I expect.” Jane Mappa's voice is weary, but proud.

“I sincerely feel sorry for the Avalonians if they come after the Gate of Jupiter. The twelve of you were worse than a hundred Knights.” You remark.

“Well, YOU would know, so I'll pretend you're not exaggerating.” She replies, with a bit more humor than most people you beat up.

“I'm really not.” You swear.

“I suppose I can feel a bit less humiliated, then.” She comments wryly, “I never even got to show off the four-swords fighting style I've spent my life developing.”

“Wait...you what?” You try to process that. Four swords? Oh, right,

“I made it my life goal early!” She swears defensively, “There was an orphan boy in my kendo class when I was a little girl. He...he never noticed me, he didn't even like sparring with me because it was too easy, but I swore that someday I would make him acknowledge my existence!” She coughs, sounding a little embarrassed, “Anyway, I'd never be as tall or strong as him, so I thought if I had more blades...maybe one of them would get through. Maybe I'd even reach his heart.”

You want to pat her head, but what you see coming out of warp on your sensors turns your stomach. It's a Wels-class. A familiar one.

[Continued]
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>>993646
Oh balls. Rosita better be done with the megamule now because we need to burn void FAST
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>>993665
We could hopefully stall Joe for a bit if we have to
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>>993675
Who says it's Joe? Could be Moe's Christmas Fruitcake or worst, Fairchild.
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>>993646
> an orphan boy in my kendo class

Did we just fought Oda's waifu??
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>>993695
Fairchild has a different ship and is currently way the fuck away from here beating the shit out of Keith.
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>>993695
Fairchild's is much bigger than a Wells and is stationed on Quilor right now. Cake would be easier to deal with though.

>>993707
He's not an orphan
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>>993675
The fact it's a Wels should be cause of concern. It could destroy our transport in one hit. That happens and we are boned. We may have to abandon our mech kills just to not get ripped apart.
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>>993716
He is actually. Was mentioned early on, but we did learn that he lost both parents in a accident. He's a orphan, just not one who'd be in a orphanage.
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>>993726
If their going to shoot double down and tell them we have Lysa and if they do we'll kill her
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Also, double confirmed

Pumpkinseed IIs are mook Ace-killers.
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>>993736
No instigating the guy who has a full warship full of high quality mechs, a ace killer machine that makes full use of his stats, and no backup. The ways that can go badly is countless and painful. Not only that, but Lysa lacks her PC and is sealed in the Archen. We would not be able to get a confirmation in time.
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The thing I wanna know is when Ol' Joe fought against Kittytoe and the extra knights, did Wong roll for all that stuff to see how it wound up or did he just go full narrative?
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>>993812
He said it was all legitimate.
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Remember if its Cake say nothing about her having a friend in our crew, and if its Joe make sure he knows we want him to come to the tourney to talk about shit and have him see Master Asia again
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>>993812

I ran a one-on-one of the S-Lionfish against the Oliver and the S-Lionfish took off the Oliver's beam shield pretty quickly.
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The Jaburo looks a lot nicer than it did last time you saw it. It's polished to a mirror shine, all parts look new and deadly, and it's been painted a brilliant white with the Jovian flag on the bow.

“Mappa Team, we received your distress signal. What is your emergency?” Col-no, General Hatsheput's voice sounds a lot more crisp than you remembered it, quite focused on her work.

“Hello Regina, however have you been?” You reply.

“OH! A...Admiral Starwind." And abruptly she's the fluttery woman you remember again, "Oh dear, I suppose that does answer my question. Um, could you be a dear and surrender? And...and by any chance...” She lowers her voice, “Is Moe with you? I-I mean Second Mate Al-Tabir. I-I'm just curious.”

“Unfortunately not, although he sends his affection and will be stricken with regret if I tell him we met and he wasn't here for it.” You sigh, tossing Lieutenant Mappa's cockpit ball gently from hand to hand as you walk along the hull of the ship to one of the downed Pumpkinseed IIs, the one you ripped the microfusion generator out of. One of the other cockpit balls is floating in your path, so you throw it straight up into the void and away from the hull.

“Oh.” That little syllable sounds so crushed that you almost feel terrible for not offering to go get him for her, “I-I suppose it's for the best. I mean, I don't want to think about what would happen to him on a penal colony...”

“Yeah. Me neither, I'd prefer to avoid penal colonies altogether.” You remark, nudging out the cockpit ball of the prone Pumpkinseed II, Mappa's cockpit still held under one arm like a beach ball. The not-Mappa cockpit you gently work the Kaiser's foot under, and then lightly kick it away from the ship, watching it arc away into space.

“Yes, well, I'm sure you would! So would everyone! Which is why I really must be cross with you for robbing our museum, it was very naughty and I am going to have to arrest you!” General Hatsheput sighs unhappily, “Oh, Fairchild is going to be insufferably pleased...and I can't bear to think about poor Samantha, she'll be an old woman by the time you're free. Ooh, unless you volunteer for the war effort! I'll try to put in a good word for you with the Chairman and get your sentence reduced.”

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>>993861
>Afraid not, Regina. You see, weddings are bloody expensive and a wedding with 6 women at once is quintuply so. Oh, and I do extend heartfelt invitations to both you and Colonel Stern to my wedding. Consider this a loan if need be.
>Oh, the Praetorians are invited as well to the Space Jam if they are interested.
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>>993861
We are going to gate out along with the ship with the gold exhibition aren't we? Thats why we're knocking all those cockpit balls away.
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>>993888
>is sextuply so.
Trip master says it must be so,
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>>993888
Only 5 women anon
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>>993894
>Only 5 women anon
>Rosita
>Fatima
>Clemmy
>Sam
>Karen
>Lorietta
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>>993908
she's not a part yet and I don't think we'll be getting her in time of the wedding. Her bonus might be different though.
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>>993646
Please let this be Oda. Would be hilarious.
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>>993928
It might be Bluegrill Joe... Though I didn't think she was that old.
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>>993928
I also can't help but think that it would be hilarious if she was talking about Oda
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“You and I both know I'm not going to get arrested.” You remark seriously, scaling the maneuvering fin for another cockpit ball and chucking it away.

Her voice becomes just a bit more strict, “Really, Admiral! You're a lovely man and quite the charmer, but I am the General in charge of the Praetorian Guard and planetary defense, and you are destroying my very expensive mecha willy-nilly within my jurisdiction. I have to arrest you, it's my duty!”

“I have a duty to avoid arrest.” You inform her, using your grappling harpoon to grab the cockpit ball of the mech you had snared for most of the fight, whirling it around over your head and letting it loose in a random direction. The one that still has its legs you ignore, it's already flying towards the Jaburo.

“No you don't. Isn't the whole point of being a pirate not having duties?” Regina Hatsheput harrumphs.

“Nonsense!” You turn around and begin flying back towards where you ambushed the first six, “People are depending on me!”

“Ma'am, Starwind is doing something weird.” Lieutenant Mappa tattles on you. No wonder her orphan boy wasn't paying attention to her! How uncouth! You give her a remonstrative little shake.

“Roarke Susan Starwind you have to the count of five to turn over the Megamule, eject your cockpit pod, and surrender.” General Hatsheput scolds you. “This is ridiculous. You and I both know you are NOT going to outgun the Jaburo with that little freighter.” The tremendous barbel beam batteries of the mighty Wels swivel towards your vessel.

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>>993928
>>993948
She even went Banzai. Jee, I wonder where she picked that up?
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>>993950
I would laugh if Roarke said some stupid third grader bluff "But what if I do?" and Regina flinched
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“You can count as high as you like, I guarantee I am not getting arrested today.” Your voice is calm to the point of placidity as you continue what you began with your original six bested foes.

“Oh? Could you explain why you are so confident, exactly? I know my soldiers and I were a little green last time, but we've been training really hard and gotten a lot better! The Jaburo runs as smoothly as the Cincinnatus these days. I mean, I'm no Colonel Stern...although gosh, it would be neat if I could fight like that...but I still have plenty of strong mecha and there's just one of you! A man who's getting married shouldn't be so cocky, you have Samantha's feelings to think about! If you get hurt she'll be inconsolable!”

“Two reasons.” You point out, finishing up and making your way back towards the transport's mechbay, “First, because this is humanity's history I'm standing on. If you shoot at us, you'll destroy priceless relics, diminishing humanity forever when they would otherwise be available for purchase from me again shortly. Well, I might keep a few trinkets, but that's because the cost of a museum ticket is much too high! You're not going to fire those cannons, you're hoping to intimidate me because you know that even if I'm guaranteed to lose against over a hundred of these souped-up Pumpkinseed Deuces I'll still choose to go down fighting in the Kaiser and you'll lose a lot of mecha in the process.”

“I'm a public servant, Admiral, but not the one in charge of ticket prices at the Museum of Culture. You said two reasons, what's the other?.” Regina grumbles.

“Ah, right, because I'm throwing your pilots in every direction I can think of. Sure, you could blow me up, and probably a few of them caught in the crossfire, too, like Lieutenant Mappa here...but meanwhile, where will your poor pilots end up? If you launch mecha now, and chase after them, you'll probably catch them all! If you come after me, though, who knows where they'll end up?”

General Hatsheput is silent for a moment.

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>>994010
Devilish
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>>994010
I knew he was doing something like that haha.
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“They could drift into the heat vents of a starship, or enter Jupiter's gravitational field, or get sucked through a gate...or maybe nothing happens to them, and they just drift through space forever.” The more placid your tone the more effective your threat is.

“That's a mean trick, Roarke.” You can hear the General pouting.

“Of course, and it only works because you're a human with feelings. Fairchild would probably blow up the ship just out of spite, but you're different than she is. You have compassion. People like you, and they have a good reason to. Samantha and a certain mutual friend of ours, for instance, are very, very much hoping to see you at the wedding.” You hint unsubtly.

“Scramble all mecha, retrieve Lieutenant Mappa's team. Including Lieutenant Mappa, IF Admiral Starwind has not released her by the time you arrive I want you to bring the Admiral to me too.” She still sounds huffy about this, but you've played your hand well. You've only bought a few minutes, but it should be enough.

“Rosita, I'm all done up here.” You switch the comm channel to talk to your fiancee, “We need to go, now.”

“Don't worry, darling, I'm all done down here. They weren't very tough. I was watching you from the bridge, you were spectacular! Magnificent! My only complaint is that you didn't get into so much trouble that I could heroically launch in the Archen and rescue you!” You turn on the vidcomm feed, receiving a picture of Rosita waving from the Megamule's bridge, a pistol to its helmsman's temple. A squad of your best assault troopers are with her, autoguns poised to enforce compliance from the museum employees.

You hit the mechbay floor, tossing Lieutenant Mappa out behind you. You could take her prisoner, but on some level you feel like you owe the Jaburo's commander a little bit for helping you see the Green Skulls ground to space dust. Besides, she was protecting Rosita's colony, and Rosita is in on this heist too. It feels like the right thing to do, letting her go for now. “Warp ASAP. We need to go home NOW.”

“You heard him! Get to it! Synch gate projectors and set coordinates for Auditorium. Oh Roarke...come here when you're done, I want you to see this. The thirty-foot statue of Barron Trump seated on his throne of skulls, the piles of gold coins from every nation in history, the crown jewels of storied Britain, there's just...there's so much treasure! I need you here, I need you to experience it with me so I know I'm not just dreaming it all up! We're rich, my love, wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice!” Rosita smiles at you, “What an adventure!”
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>>994033
When push comes to shove, who do you want in your corner? The angel on your shoulder or the devil?
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>>994045
>The thirty-foot statue of Barron Trump seated on his throne of skulls
I see we are in the best timeline. Probably enough money here to pay for the repairs of psyche.
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>>994045
>The thirty-foot statue of Barron Trump seated on his throne of skulls

We are keeping this. it is non-negotiable.
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>>994045
>The thirty-foot statue of Barron Trump seated on his throne of skulls

The god emperor is real.

Praise kek.
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>>993748
The Valkyrie is worse. Lasts longer in melee, and its optional superheavy missile is a WA+3, 15k monster.
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>>994066
>66
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>>994076
It's pretty melee strong, but there are some flaws to it. Losing a arm makes it worthless because it is too big to one hand. Wide Angel, Burst, and Blast are your bane since they deal with your various defenses handily. Your missiles are indeed strong but anti missile defenses can stop them without getting hurt.
This Amos custom is more suited for group combat though. Burst means hitting multiple foes. It's beam weapon is one handed, and the shield is not over a vital system so death by plinking is not a issue. In a big battle, I would say the Pumpkinseed II would be better since it's not crippled if it loses a limb and it's guns can whittle down multiple foes. Solo or in a corridor where you have control of where the enemy comes from? Yes it has an advantage.
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I hope there's a signed album from one of Roarke's favorite bands
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>>994155
A signed photo of freddie mercury or a platinum record would be really nice. Could put that right on the bridge.
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>>994164
Nah Freddy goes right on top the headboard in our room.
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>>994174
Thats does sound pretty nice. Where do we put the Trump Statue though?
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>>994198
The bar of course.
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>>994202
Don't think the 30 foot tall trump statue would fit. How about psyche when we get that second colony up? Seems fitting for a trump to be in a business sector.
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>>994219

It's going into the courtyard of Rosita's castle where its imperious stare is gazing directly through Katherine's window and is the first thing she sees in the morning after she wakes up and finds out that Rosita installed it during the night. I don't know whether she can convince her boss to move it or not.
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>>994229
Are we done for tonight Wong?
If so Next Thread when?
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>>994229
Think that requires a roll of 35 considering it's a statue of Barron. Kids like real life Garma right now. Got two older brothers, a older sister who may be taking over the business, and his old man.
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>>994245
Probably Monday. Need to sleep off that hang over.
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What follows is a series of firsts.

It's the first time you have ever made love on a pile of gold. Even with your clothes spread beneath you and most of the non-coins hand-shoveled out of the way, it's uncomfortable, but the fact that you are actually having sex on a bed of treasure makes it more than worthwhile. Besides, you and Rosita could probably comfortably make love in a thornbush with the exhilaration of the heist still running through you. You're a gentleman and let her be on top so she doesn't have to have coins pressing into her back anyway.

It's also the first time you've ever seen someone pick up their PC to find 274 new messages awaiting them...the thing is bwooping and buzzing still when you hand it back to Lysa, incoming messages pouring in faster than you can read them.

It's the first time you've signed somebody's head. One of the museum's security guards is an unusual combination of bald, a part-time tattoo artist, and a tremendous fan of yours. You take several pictures together and then, at his request, autograph his head with his tattoo pen as a permanent memento.

It's the first time you've ever held an actual, physical platinum record in your hands. The whole time, until you put it away, you were expecting to break it. Your hands, your most dependable tool and weapon, felt so large and ungainly, like great callused paws that you expected to snap this delicate work of art at any time. There was also a marble bust of Freddie Mercury, but that's a bit less fragile.

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>>994279
Which record was it Wong?
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It's the first time someone has literally broken down your door with a crowbar, screamed incoherently at you, and then tried to beat you to death with a fire extinguisher. Apparently Lysa got through the received messages and checked her sent messages to figure out what was going on. You regret absolutely nothing, least of all the part where Rosita had to toplessly wrestle the fire extinguisher away from her.

It's the first time you've enjoyed the feel of warp travel or not minded missing out on a dozen prime customized Pumpkinseed IIs for your fleet. Coincidentally, it's also the first time you've ever thought seriously about using something besides Harpies as the standard for your fleet. Perhaps it's time to upgrade. Karen has plans to recycle them all into a sort of mass-produced Harpy Custom pirate slang has denoted as a Roc, and while her schematics showed you a blazingly fast and useful little mech...they're something you'll use for convenience and utility, their stand-up power simply isn't enough. It's time for the Iron Kestrels to get something more powerful as a mainline defense unit. You're not fighting other pirates much anymore, after all. You have an awful lot of Knights, but a good, reasonably cheap primary fighter is a necessity in the future. You're going to need to hire people who aren't typical pirates. Proper mechanics, engineers, people to work 16-Psyche's assembly lines. Karen and Cornelius may be geniuses, but they can't be everywhere at once. On top of that, with all of the newcomers, you need trusted people to root out spies and further assassins, as well as to keep order. Fortunately, Rosita might know something about that, but ultimately these decisions have to be made by you, including who is going to run this group. Basil Montgomery springs to mind.

The trip from Europa back to the Belt is also one other first, one that's subtle, but sticks with you for a long time. It's the first time you've ever felt like you were going home. Not to Auditorium, necessarily, but to the Iron Kestrels and the Belt.
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>>994290

Left intentionally vague because I know your own answer will satisfy you far more than mine will.
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>>994292
>It's the first time someone has literally broken down your door with a crowbar, screamed incoherently at you, and then tried to beat you to death with a fire extinguisher. Apparently Lysa got through the received messages and checked her sent messages to figure out what was going on. You regret absolutely nothing, least of all the part where Rosita had to toplessly wrestle the fire extinguisher away from her.

Totally worth it even if it was abit of a dick move.
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>>994299
So Aloha from Dallas by GG Allin, solid choice
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>>994292
I forgot we left Lysa locked in the Archen's cargo hold
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Why did it take me so long to realize that the Graze is basically ideal for how a Palomino should look?

Also, game resumes...not this Monday, but next Monday. After all, we just did this for five days straight.
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>>994313
As an anon who watches this, but has issues with replying while in firefox, thank you for writing this series, Wong.

I enjoy it every time you write.
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>>994313
See you in a week and a bit then
Happy New-years Wong
>Why did it take me so long to realize that the Graze is basically ideal for how a Palomino should look?
Guess I will have to find a different Model base for the Wraith MKII then
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>>994322
Just use Opera like a normal human being
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>>994299
Queen-A night at the opera. Fits well with the bust.
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>>994322

I'm touched, thank you!
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>>994502
Ah, before you leave, I finished up the final touches of the space only variant of the Dutchman the Dutchman F(lying)-Type. http://pastebin.com/NG4RL4Vk
Improved on it a bit and even gave it a anti-missile eye beam!
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>>994517

Looks good!
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>>993707
A bit late, I know, but looking back and re-reading, I think we totally did. Between the "orphan in kendo class" - including her mentioning she was too easy, which fits with how crazy good Oda is, "Jove Banzai", the way she talked about "reaching his heart", and the fact that she got a bonus against Roarke seduction? If nothing else, I very much want to shoot them both a message asking if they know the other.
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>>994151
FYI, the Kathrine Custom now has a onehanded beam saber due to downgraded sensors. And the base variant has a different weapons setup
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>>994299
Either China Girl or Piano girl.
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PRAETORIAN GUARD - SEIAN
Medium Weight Torso: C/S/K 12, 6 tons
Medium Weight Head: C/S/K 6, 3 tons
Medium Weight Left Arm: C/S/K 7, 3 tons
Left Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Medium Weight Right Arm: C/S/K 7, 3 tons
Right Hand: 2 CP, 1 Space, 1 Kill, 0.5 tons
Medium Weight Left Leg: C/S/K 7, 3 tons
Medium Weight Right Leg: C/S/K 7, 3 tons

Armor: Officer's Light Heavy (7 SP, 10.5 CP, 3.5 tons) on all locations, does not ablate from damage caused by attacks dealing less than 4 Kills
Frame: 50 CP 22 tons
Armor: 63 CP 21 tons

Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Backup Sensors (Torso): 2 CP, 2 Spaces, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Advanced Sensor Package (Head): 10 CP, 2 Spaces

Options: Torso Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Torso Storage Module (1 CP, 1 Space), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Interservo Weapons Linkage (Two beam weapons 6 CP), Deluxe Anti-Theft Lock (0.4 CP), Stereo (0.1 CP)
Options: 17 CP, 2 tons

Armament: 69 CP 9 tons
Duel Double-Ended Plasma Sabre: WA +1, 7K (only 2K of structure), EMW (treats SP as 4 less than usual), Quick, 15.5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
Large Active Shield: DA 0, SP 13, 32 CP, 4 Spaces, 6 tons
Arm-Mounted Heavy Missile: Range 1200m, WA +2, 12K, 1 rocket, 3 CP, 3 Spaces, 0.5 tons
Head-Mounted Heavy Missile: Range 1200m, WA +2, 12K, 1 rocket, 3 CP, 3 Spaces, 0.5 tons

Thrusters & Speed: 7 per leg, 7 in the torso moves 500 meters per turn in flight or can run 200m. 21 CP
Total Weight: 53.5 tons
Total Cost: 220 CP

Was bored, made Oda's Waifu a new mech. Literally just the S-Flowerhorn Thoroughbred frame with a heavy shield and mass produced weapons.
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>>994738
There is no doubt that she is Oda's waifu, and that Wong didn't even let we choose about keeping her or no because he is planning on having the both of them duel in the future...

>>994724
Also, thanks for running Wong, I was without eletricity here and missed the session, but just reading the log is already incredible as always.

>>994045
>The thirty-foot statue of Barron Trump seated on his throne of skulls.
I wonder from who that skulls came from...
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>>994817
Well, we haven't seen anyone with mexican ancestry in the quest. Guess after his father built the wall, he decided to go a step further.
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>>994313
Thanks for running! See you after Orthodox Christmas!
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>>994817
political critics that were on suicide watch
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>>994832
We haven't seen any jew either.
HUM.... That really makes you think.

Also, happy new year to all of you.
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>>994866
Avi is jewish if I recall. Then again, thats doesn't mean he didn't blow up a bunch of holy sites to create more trump towers.
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I've been wondering, would it be better to keep the Libra's gun as it is, or downgrade the burst value down to two, and give it multi-feed 3 so it can have Tracers, Scattershot, and blast ammo all at the same time?

on another note, I find it strange that Multi-feed effects ammunition cost as well.
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>>994971
And another question about the quick change mount. Would I be able to put it on both the bayonet and phalanx weapon, and then be able to switch them out on the fly during combat? or is that not possible on a mated weapon?

If I can, then it would greatly improve the Libra's versatility.
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I am going to hate myself so much for the design of Garret's mech later.
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>>996437
Did you give it all the guns Wong? Is it nothing but guns? Also happy new year. It's going to be crazy.
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>>995342
Yo Wong.

>>996437
Would something like this be possible?
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>>996779
Multi-feed if I recall means you can use three different types of ammo without using a action to switch them. It does not combine them. You COULD combine them, but remember that will dramatically increase the cost. As for the quick change mount, that is tricky. I apply that sort of things to servos and weapons attached to servos, but not weapons to other weapons or mated weapons. Certainly not something I considered or thought of,
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>>996914
I already knew how Multi-feed works. I was just was wondering if it would be better to keep the gun the same, or reduce the Burst Value in exchange for more ammo options. currently leaning towards keeping it, though.

The quick mount option is what I really want to figure out though. Since it would allow the Libra to have both the bayonet and phalanx weapon at the same time, and only have it cost an action (or so I understand it) in order to switch them mid-battle.
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so... I finished zz gundam... I'm not sure how to feel... I enjoyed it but it gets depressing seeing almost every named character not part of the protagonists initial group die.
soo... victory gundam next? or should I just skip along to G gundam since that one looks like it'll be awesome and less depressing.

and on the subject of mecha series... what else besides gundam is there, I tended to avoid mecha anime before I started participating in this quest so I'm not really sure whats good.
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>>1000914
Here you go!

Just kidding, this list is full of terrible, terrible things.

If you want to branch out from Gundam a little bit and want something lighthearted, both Xabungle and Overman King Gainer fit the bill and were also directed by Tomino.
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>>1000914
Well, consider your current mental state. If you can handle some more depressing stuff, go to Victory. If you do not want to glimpse into the mind of Tomino at one of his darker points, go G-gundam. If you REALLY want to though, go watch Ideon. The story of a machine powered by despair.. and dead children.
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So, what are we going to do with the "Bushi"?
I mean... We all agreed that we should hide our powerlevel for a while and not reveal our true potential before the auction/wedding/tourney, but how should we distribute them? And should we hide everyone of them or just our total numbers?

We should also take our ships and how we are going to use them in consideration.
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>>1000914
I'd say go

Char's Counter Attack
UC side stories
Unicorn
Victory
Turn A

Then you can watch the AU verses like Build, G, and Wing
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>>1000963
yeah... tried the first episode of victory shortly after my post... piles of corpses right of the bat. Usually no big deal but it was 1 am and I was still upset at the death of Haman. Also, it did that really annoying thing some animes do where it drops you into an action sequence without context for the first episode then fills you in on what lead to said action sequence with the next episode. I hate it when they do that.

I think I'll just try going through more early UC stuff... anybody have a more up-to-date graphic of the gundam series as a whole, pic is the one I've been going off of but its from 2012
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>>1002074
Well, for early UC that sin't depressing that is your list right there. Light hearted stuff like gundam build fighters might work if you want something not so bad. Stardust Memory is pretty good and short and has one of my favorite lines.
Incidentally, I am designing a load out with a Blast 10 20 kill missile that has AP. good fun for all.
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>>1002165
>Incidentally, I am designing a load out with a Blast 10 20 kill missile that has AP. good fun for all.

speaking of designing mechs, is there a pastebin of all the resources needed to design mechs like the ones I've seen people posting for the tournament? (just for fun mind you, its probably way to late for any new designs to be included) I checked a few of the pastebins at the threads OP but they didn't seem to have what I wanted
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>>1002196
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxQvrB13LOtaRHVLdHpQbm10Q0k/view
Right here.
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>>1002213
Thank you!
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>>1002213
>>1002217
Annnd now I feel like an idiot cause I'm having trouble actually accessing the pdfs, ah well I'll figure it out eventually.
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>>1002278
ok I think I've got it working now...
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>>1002294
Remember to hit Ctrl+f to look for specific things. Its a real time saver.
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>>1002314
aye aye, first just gonna read through the core book... someone mentioned shield charges or something yeah? wonder If I could do something with that as a concept...
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>>1002325
I remember griping that you cant shield charge but there isnt anything stopping you from mating a weapon and a shield.
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>>1002342
I was just wondering If I could attach a really big tough energy shield to the head of a z'gok looking thing and then just charge head first at targets, then have supplementary systems to make sure I survive said charge
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>>1002356
Sounds like a surge reactive shield is what you're after. They arent tourney legal and they are very expensive but its certainly something you can do mechanically.
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>>1002388
Like the cheapest one would be 30CP. That said they would be super worth it.
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>>1002388
>>1002418
huh cool, what is tourney legal anyway? also was the torunament cp limit 100?
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>>1002439
140. Basically, beta armor is illegal, and no using shit tons of weight loss. Bits are a no go as well.
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>>1002439
140CP is the limit. As far as I remember there isnt any beta armor or up, no excessive maneuver verniers, no beam or reactive shields, no efficient transformation. I feel like I'm missing something but thats most of it. Some people are leery of shock weapons but Wong never said anything about it.
>>1002452
I think weight loss is ok because of how expensive it is.
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>>1002456
whats beta armor?

well so far I have a thing with a super heavy torso and head with mega heavy armor on both with heavy striker arms and legs and either heavy striker or striker armor on said limbs.
other than that for weapons I've got talons on the arms, 2 light beam guns in the arms and a missile pod in the head...
MA is 18
uh I'm probably missing something but my current cp is 137.9

I'm pretty sure i'd have a hard time killing anything but I move fast-ish and should be decently hard to kill? I'm pretty sure I have no clue what I'm doing
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>>1002342
You can charge with an energy shield, its just a terrible idea. Alternatively, you could make a variable EMW, and just say that the attack form is you shield charging.
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>>1002456
>I think weight loss is ok because of how expensive it is.
You can't have a penalty of less than -2, cool overcharged reactors are banned, and generally any neat trick that you haven't seen yet in the quest is probably banned. Also, space only hydraulics are banned IIRC.
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>>1002511
Its in the advanced manual. Its armor that doesnt ablate unless it takes 4 or more damage. If you want to make your own weapons and stuff rather than the pre-made ones you would probably need the advanced manual. I think warmouths in the quest are based visually off z'gok's as well but I think it was said their designs were so varied that there wasnt set stats so you could make your own pretty easy. I did one ages ago but I didnt give it guns.
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Well, I'm having fun going through all this,though I think I might just scrap the current shield charge concept and just screw around with ramming things at high speed.
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>>1002612
The unfortunate thing about ramming things is that it also damages yourself.
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>>1002624
Aye, it also goes straight to the chest for you. If the enemy has an active shield, while you may take an arm, its not worth the possible cost of a pilot.
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>>1002624
>>1002631
yeah thats why I went for a super heavy torso with mega heavy armor, too bad there's no way to remove or lessen said damage
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>>1002678
You would think you could at least ram with a torso mounted weapon but no.
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so while dicking around with numbers and deciding I didn't need legs if I had at least 10 MA I made this:

Torso: Mega Heavy Torso (22 cp, 11 tons, 22 spaces)
Arms:Medium Weight Arms x2 (14 cp, 6 tons, 7 spaces)
Head: Medium Heavy Head (8 cp. 4 tons, 8 spaces)

Armour:
Mega Heavy Torso Armor (11 cp, 5.5 tons)
Medium Weight Arm Armor x2 (12 cp, 6 tons)
Medium Heavy Head Armor (8 cp, 4 tons)

Armament:
Beam sweeper x2 (30 cp, 2 tons, 6 spaces apiece)
Missile pod x2 (10 cp, 2 tons, 5 spaces apiece)

Additional things:
Main sensors (4 cp)
Environment cockpit and ejector seat)(3cp, +1 extra space to cockpit)

Total weight: 42.5
and with MA 10 costing 15.93...

total cp: 139.93

I have 1 beam sweeper in each arm, a missile pod in the head and one in the torso and talons on the arms. I originally had an anti-theft lock but it would have put me over 140 cp.

Am I making any glaring mistakes or does this work?
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>>1002999
You might want to use the same layout Wong uses in the rogue gallery. It seems to add up after a quick check but I might be missing things. Where did you fin the environment cockpit?

Also the thing is looking more like a mobile armour at this point.
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>>1002999
>>1003052
Although if you really wanted to squeeze that extra little bit of cheese out you could replace the arms with legs since medium weight legs add an extra point of melee damage compared to arms.
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>>1003052
uh the environment cockpit was mentioned on page 61 of the core book,

"ENVIRONMENT POD
Cost: 2 CP Space: 1
This system can be added to any cockpit,
allowing you to eject safely from a unit
about to go down in flames. The pod has
two variations. The first, is the standard
ejection seat (common in mecha with
open, canopy-style cockpits); second is
the more expensive (but safer) environment
pod (an armored shell around the
whole cockpit—when it goes, the entire
cockpit goes with it). An Environment
Pod is preferred in harsh environments
(like space, underwater, and the Arctic)."

is it tournament legal?
>>1003089
thats interesting...
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>>1003108
I realize that Environment pod and environment cockpit aren't the same things now, I just ended up calling the environment pod the environment cockpit...
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>>1003108
>>1003123
You dont need to buy an ejector seat and an environment pod, the ejector seat comes with the pod.
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>>1003143
So its just 2CP and 2 spaces.
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>>1003143
>>1003150
huh, well that gives me 1 cp to work with
guess I can add that anti-theft code lock back on as well as a spot light, lift wire and stereo I guess
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>>1003089
Wrong. You need legs that are 1 size category smaller than the torso or larger to use em. Otherwise they are crushed by the weight of the machine. No cheese there.
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>>1003260
Only if you want them to walk. And considering he wasn't even going to have legs in the first place I doubt thats a problem.
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>>1003260
>>1003287
well, I could try cutting down on head armor and see if I could get up to an appropriate leg level...
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>>1003260
>>1003287
To be fair, you also need to hold to one of the meckton forms.
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>>1003327
I believe humanoid form doesn't actually require you to be humanoid and is just the default.
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oh wait... talons on leg servos are heavier and have 5 kills of damage anyway, that would throw everything out of wack...
still I wonder If I could lower the torso weight class so I could up the legs and make some nasty laser cassowary mech
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>>1003339
Nope. You actually need to be humanoid.
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>Real life gets in the way of my fun
>I'm some days without appearing much on the thread,
>People are repeating the "No beta armor" meme again.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Avalon and Maybe Kestrels can use beta armor, but the only example of approved tourney mechs with that is from Avalon.

>>1002999
Please send the stats of your weapons, I have no idea of what they should do as you didn't metioned their kills, range or ammo.

And could you please put it on the Rogue's Gallery format? It would help greatly in fast understanding it and counting its price.
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>>1003385
Huh so they are. On the other hand claws cost the same, do more damage and weigh less. Or you could go make something with the advanced technical manual. Avian form mechs are a thing
>>1003398
You sure about that?
>>1003404
He is using weapons straight out of the regular manual.
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>>1003404
sure. give me some time to get it set up.
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>>1003385
Also, there is still time to get in, plenty of time in fact, the tourney is still distant and with some luck you can count on me and some other anons to be lurking here and okay with helping you.

Also, I'm sorry for making you wait Chimaera anon, life got in the way HARD, so I'll take some time today to revise your mech...

>>1003260
Dutch-Senpai, could you please explain to me how booster pack work? Is the price for inbuilt boosterpacks only based in the MA pool they have? Can you use the extra MA to move without spending actions? Or do you have to spend at least an action for moving that turn and being able to use it?
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>>1003429
Booster packs are the price for their MA, yes. Not too sure about the move without moving, but it opens up some avenues if true. Could possibly work with the walking free action, but thats all on Wong there. Boosterpacks are a interesting sub system since they serve as a means to reposition yourself at a critical moment.

My main concern is if the fights are going to be in space or not. The Arena fighting zone would be massive to fit mecha of all types, and having benches close to the action seems like a bad idea.
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>>1003451
Some sort of virtual arena where the mechs are fighting in a field somewhere and holograms of them fighting are being displayed or something maybe? Presumably arenas big enough to fit mechs is a thing since red siren had a whole career built around preforming in one.
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>>1003451
Probably in space and streamed by Camera-Harpies.

Could work if we used an entire colony, but that would risk causing serious structural damage to it, and pirates doesn't really worry much about in-atmosphere fighting because of the style of operations they usually do... So I don't have much hopes for it being in a arena.

Also... What do you guys think about the praetorians coming? They could give a us real trouble if they end up fighting or pilots in the initial rounds.
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>>1003513
They would considering they get a whole 10 extra CP to play with.
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>>1003473
Well there is a difference between dancing and sniper duels. Remember, one of the standard distances between machines is 1km, so thats bigger than what I believe our biggest stadium would be on earth right now. If we go further and add enough space for them, it becomes rediculously large.
>>1003513
Depends on the machine. They are A ranks too and if they use their pumpkinseeds it would be tricky. Still, a duece is a duece. It can be beaten.. and if I do a bit of reworking on something, I could develop a pretty nasty weapon. Just need to see if AP missiles can work. Gonna upgrade the Cracker.
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>>1003411
Ok I think I've got this formatted right... This is jus the basic thing I got tossing numbers together, I'll probably retune this thing later

Humanoid
Mega Heavy Torso: C/S/K 22, 11 tons
Medium Heavy Head: C/S/K 8, 4 tons
Striker L. Arm: C/S/K 4, 1.5 tons
Left Talon: CP 1, 1 Space, 2K, 1 ton
Striker R. Arm: C/S/K 4, 1.5 tons
Right Talon: CP 1, 1 Space, 2K, 1 ton
No legs.
Armor:
Mega Heavy Torso Armor (11 CP, 11 SP 2, 5.5 tons)
Medium Heavy Head Armor (8 CP, 8 SP, 4 tons)
Medium Weight Arm Armor (Right) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
Medium Weight Arm Armor (Left) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
No legs
Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Options: Head Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Anti-Theft code lock+ (.4 cp), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Stereo (.1 cp)

Armament:
Arm-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
Arm-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
* Fires a continuous beam as long as you hold down the trigger, no maximum hit limit.
Head Mounted Missile Pod: Range 13 hexes, WA +1, 6K, Ammo 5, 5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
Torso Mounted Missile Pod: Range 13 hexes, WA +1, 6K, Ammo 5, 5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
Thrusters & Speed:
16(?) thrusters, all torso mounted, I don’t know how MA or hexes translates into meters traveled per turn, 15.93 CP
Total Weight: 42.5 tons
Total CP: 139.93
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>>1003565
1 hex is 50 meters. And the beam sweeper has infinite BV and ammo for those wondering.
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>>1003590
right so... what does MA mean besides the fact that its has something to do with maneuverability and I need more than 8 to fly
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>>1003565
Those beam sweepers are too big for the Striker arms
They only hold 4 spaces worth of gear, and each of those beam sweepers are 6 spaces
You could two hand one sweeper but not use two, you would need to add space efficiency to reduce them down to 4 Spaces each
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>>1003565
wait... fuck I got the arm servo's wrong... they're actually Medium Weigt servo arms
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>>1003565
Well it looks like your machine clocks in at a comfy MA of 10 a turn. Not bad. By the looks of it, your machine is designed to eat armor for breakfast. Especially for active shields. But I think you may want to consider looking into the advance tech to build something better than the beam sweepers. At least in terms of range.
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>>1003606
Its the amount of hexes you move in a turn. 8 MA means you move 400 meters a turn. You can move half your full MA a round.
>>1003616
To be fair they can pretty much shoot everyone in front of him at the same time.
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This should be the correct version, I fucked up the arms earlier cause I was using the bluegill entry in the rogues gallery for formatting and forgot to replace the arm data
Mega Heavy Torso: C/S/K 22, 11 tons
Medium Heavy Head: C/S/K 8, 4 tons
Medium Weight L. Arm: C/S/K 7, 3 tons
Left Talon: CP 1, 1 Space, 2K, 1 ton
Medium Weight R. Arm: C/S/K 7, 3 tons
Right Talon: CP 1, 1 Space, 2K, 1 ton
No legs.
Armor:
Mega Heavy Torso Armor (11 CP, 11 SP 2, 5.5 tons)
Medium Heavy Head Armor (8 CP, 8 SP, 4 tons)
Medium Weight Arm Armor (Right) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
Medium Weight Arm Armor (Left) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
No legs
Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Options: Head Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Anti-Theft code lock+ (.4 cp), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Stereo (.1 cp)

Armament:
Arm-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
Arm-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
* Fires a continuous beam as long as you hold down the trigger, no maximum hit limit.
Head Mounted Missile Pod: Range 13 hexes, WA +1, 6K, Ammo 5, 5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
Torso Mounted Missile Pod: Range 13 hexes, WA +1, 6K, Ammo 5, 5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
Thrusters & Speed:
16(?) thrusters, all torso mounted, I don’t know how MA or hexes translates into meters traveled per turn, 15.93 CP
Total Weight: 42.5 tons
Total CP: 139.93
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>>1003629
You have to wonder what sort of stereos they use that they cost a tenth of the price of a giant robot sized talon.
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>>1003636
Only the best I hope!
anyway I'm gonna see If I can re-make this thin into a beast mech with a cassowary as its basis, cause 5 kill leg talons + 4 from the upper tier leg servos and +2 for being a beast type really adds up.
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>>1003636
The kind that can let you be heard in space apparently.
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>>1003645
Why not avian form if you are going for a bird?
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>>1003657
I wasn't originally, whats the difference between avian and the general mecha beast thing mentioned in the core book?
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>>1003676
Avian gets +6 flight only MA for free instead of +2 land only MA. Otherwise they are they same.
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>>1003689
Cassowaries are flightless birds though.
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>>1003701
That is a good point. On the other hand the mech does already fly.
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>>1003705
yeah, but not through wings. It's main boosters are in it's torso. If I recall, the avian form does require wings.
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>>1003722
It doesn't say anywhere that they require wings, just that most have them. Some of the examples for how they fly include helicopter style and control over the air itself.
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well heres an initial attempt at the cassowary thing:
Mecha beast (cassowary/ostrich)
Super Heavy Torso: C/S/K 20, 10 tons
Medium Weight Head: C/S/K 6, 3 tons
Armored Weight L. Leg: C/S/K 10, 4.5 tons
Left Talon: CP 2, 1 Space, 5K, 1.5 ton (-2 MA)
Armored Weight R. Leg: C/S/K 10, 4.5 tons
Right Talon: CP 2, 1 Space, 5K, 1.5 ton (-2 MA)
No arms
Armor:
Super Heavy Torso Armor (10 CP, 10 SP 2, 5 tons)
Medium Heavy Head Armor (8 CP, 8 SP, 4 tons)
Medium Weight Leg Armor (Right) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
Medium Weight Leg Armor (Left) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
No arms
Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Options: Head Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Anti-Theft code lock+ (.4 cp), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Stereo (.1 cp)
Armament:
Leg-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
Leg-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
* Fires a continuous beam as long as you hold down the trigger, no maximum hit limit.
Torso Mounted Missile Pod: Range 13 hexes, WA +1, 6K, Ammo 5, 5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
122 cp 44 weight
Thrusters & Speed:
17(?) thrusters, 10 MA, 500m per turn? , 11 thrusters in torso, 3 per leg, 16.5 CP
Total Weight: 44 tons
Total CP: 138.5
by my calculation that gives me an 11 Kill kick attack, plus beam sweepers...

also, leg talons have -2 MA penalty... is that per talon or per set of talons? since I have 2 legs with taloned feet so do I have a -2 or -4 penalty and is that penalty only to ground based movement or not?
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>>1003780
ahh... I screwed up the head armor, since i lowered the head to a medium weight servo it can't wear medium heavy armor...
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>>1003791
You can use armor up to 2 levels higher so medium heavy is fine.
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>>1003780
ok cut the head armor down to medium weight, which gave me enough cp and weight to add backup sensors

Mecha beast (cassowary/ostrich)
Super Heavy Torso: C/S/K 20, 10 tons
Medium Weight Head: C/S/K 6, 3 tons
Armored Weight L. Leg: C/S/K 10, 4.5 tons
Left Talon: CP 2, 1 Space, 5K, 1.5 ton (-2 MA)
Armored Weight R. Leg: C/S/K 10, 4.5 tons
Right Talon: CP 2, 1 Space, 5K, 1.5 ton (-2 MA)
No arms
Armor:
Super Heavy Torso Armor (10 CP, 10 SP 2, 5 tons)
Medium Weight Head Armor (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
Medium Weight Leg Armor (Right) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
Medium Weight Leg Armor (Left) (6 CP, 6 SP, 3 tons)
No arms
Main Sensors (Head): 4 CP, 1 Space, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Backup Sensors: 2 cp, 2 spaces, 2 Kills, 1 ton
Options: Head Cockpit with Environment Pod (2 CP, 2 Spaces), Anti-Theft code lock+ (.4 cp), Liftwire (0.3 CP), Spotlights (0.2 CP), Stereo (.1 cp)
Armament:
Leg-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
Leg-Mounted Beam Sweeper: Range 4 hexes, WA -1, 2K, 15 CP, 6 Spaces, 1 ton*
* Fires a continuous beam as long as you hold down the trigger, no maximum hit limit.
Torso Mounted Missile Pod: Range 13 hexes, WA +1, 6K, Ammo 5, 5 CP, 5 Spaces, 1 ton
122 cp 44 weight
Thrusters & Speed:
17(?) thrusters, 10 MA, 500m per turn?, 11 thrusters in torso, 3 per leg, 16.5 CP
Total Weight: 44 tons
Total CP: 138.5

>>1003815
oh... uh I must be thinking of some other rule I thought armor could only be 1 stage above the servo it was equipped to. well backup sensors are useful so I'll use this version.
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so... If anyones here who made a character for the toruney, how'd you do it? did you start with a concept and stat accordingly? I just tried rolling stats... ended up with 9, 2, 2, 2, 3, 8, 6, 10, 8, 3
so... some sort of autistic athlete who took a ton of extra curricular stuff during college if I'm reading the stat order right (att, body, cool, emp, int, edu, luck, MA, reflex, tech)
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>>1006751
You don't have to roll stats or any of the other chargen stuff, Wong's going to give everyone more or less the same stats.
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>>1006785
ah, so I just need to come up with a fun/interesting character concept If I actually want some mech I make and its pilot to enter the tourney...
shit... I suck at fun and interesting concepts for characters.
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>>1006798
My character is a bastardized version of my favorite SRW OG character.

If he can get in, than anything you make can too.
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>>1006798
I made mine into a supporting character for someone who needed someone like her in some fashion. On easy option is to make an expy of some character you like. Especially one that got screwed by plot.
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>>1006828
well we'll see what I can do then... If I'm going with the cassowary thing (I suck at names too) that means its a beast form mech... which are generally used by martians in this setting... Huh well I know next to nothing about islam so it won't be a standard religious martian... I suppose I could make a rival/relative to that one martian girl that likes Mo... or I could just use that crazy pilot who went into heat when she got in a mech... Chara Soon from ZZ gundam... eh Maybe something from one of the books I've been reading, theres probably a character from the Malazan book of the fallen series that would fit well.
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>>1006751
I had a desire to make a Zaku II and to fill it with as many of my brain farts as possible. I have succeeded on every account.
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>>1006798
I just made up a character I would enjoy reading about
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>>1007328
Wait, wasn't the character you made a angry viking berserker with a death wish?
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>>1007393
Yup and I'll enjoy reading about him
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>>1007321
>>1007328
which ones are yours?

and I think I've got a general idea now for a character:
An older (mid/late 40's) female pilot who is martian by marriage rather than birth. She was a daughter of a family of medium political standing on earth (or somewhere else appropriate) who was married off to a similarly middling martian nobles son. They hated each other at first, constantly squabbling. With time they grew to tolerate each other and eventually found something to bond over; mechs. Later on her husband died under questionable circumstances, she suspected it to be the work of a political rival but said rival had far too much clout for a lone foreign widow to challenge so having grown up a politicians daughter she buried her anger for use later. Around that time (her mid 30's) she began to get heavily into mech piloting as a way to remember her husband and now seeks to prove the superiority of her husbands mechs in the tourney.

now That I think about it the political rival that arranged for her husbands death could be that guy who tried to suicide bomb roarke.

Not sure about her first name but Sparna or Suparna for her last name for sure.

pic is her appearance, pulled it from Suikoden 5 where the character (maha sparna) was a general for an enemy nation, didn't play a big roll mostly cause the story focused on internal power struggles and betrayal rather than the invading army used in said power struggles and betrayals.
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>>1007418
>Suikoden V
Good taste, and my machine is the Dutchman.
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>>1007418
The Huskarl's mine
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>>1007427
ahh, I remember enjoying that entry in the tourney listings
>>1007429
and yours was definitely noticeable too, had a good laugh.
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>>1007418
Probably jupiter or wherever the romeaboos come from. Earth is of limits due to secrets.
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>>1007441
right, that makes much more sense, thank you!

And I guess I'll call her Marciana Sparna
I'm just not sure if she should have any children or at her age grand children...
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Huh, I didn't know there was a page 11...



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