>>2177340
>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

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>>2177340
>>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

Nice to be back.

Wonder how many people showed up for P-san's wedding?

>>2177340
>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

>>2177340
>>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

I hope we get another 20 for RIn the semen demon.

Huh, I wonder how Rin took to P-san's marriage.

>>2177340
>>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

>>2177347
I'm left wondering who caught Jenner's bouquet.

>>2177340
>>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

>>2177340
>>You suppose this was a good opportunity for a test run.

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>>2177340
Heh, you suppose this was a good opportunity for test run on your new arm. You flex it as you ball your artificial right hand into a fist. It had come such a long way from that jury rigged contraption made out of scrap, wire, and microwave components. The newest Sarif models had a really sleek, tactical feel to them. Same for your leg.

However, you had politely declined the option to have your prosthetics covered in synthetic flesh to hide them. It's not like you were uncomfortable having to rely on prosthetic limbs, and you seemed to have quite the impression on fans with similar circumstances.

You pick up a bag from the cart, eying the sea of fans, turning from a field faces to a forest of outstretched arms and hands. You had to grin seeing quite a few artificial arms in the mix.

All right, time to wind up your arm to prep for the throw...

>Roll 1d20

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>>2177363
Here comes the Snow!

For old times sake.

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>>2177363

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2177363

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>>2177363
Your new arm works flawlessly, responding to your inputs instantly and without any sort of feedback or lag that the lower quality models seemed to have.

Your first throw arcs over the crowd to the fans in the back rows with a simple flick of your wrist. Damn, if you had put more momentum behind it, you could probably have thrown it several city blocks instead.

You keep belting out goodie bags, making sure to spread out their drops so every section of the audience had a chance to grab one. You even pull a few fast ones with a trick shot or two to keep everybody on their toes.

Though soon enough, you burn through all the gift bags, marking the end of this little charity even.

"All right! Thank you for coming everybody!" Rin gives one last farewell wave with both hands and gives one last seductive air kiss.

And with that, the two of you retreat back to the break area backstage, where you can FINALLY get out of the cold.

"Aaaaaaaahh..." Rin whimpers as a stagehand gives her a blanket which she immediately wraps herself in. "I can't believe we had to stand in the cold like that for two hours?"

"Really? I didn't really notice anything." You frown.

"Hmph." Rin pouts. "I shouldn't be surprised."

"Well, it probably doesn't help with the costume you picked out." You shrug. "I mean, it shows a looooot of skin."

"I good idol always thinks on the needs of her fans!" Rin tuts and then smiles. "Anyways, want to go out and grab something hot to drink after we get changed?"

"Isn't Stig coming to pick us up soon?" You raise an eyebrow. "Plus we still gotta deliver all these presents to the hospital."

You nod to the large truck sitting behind the stage, being loaded with toys donated from the fans and several organizations and megacorps.

"It'll only be a few minutes!" Rin smiles sweetly.

>All right, fine.
>We really shouldn't...
>Other

>>2177374
>>All right, fine.
>>2177374
>Your treat though.

>>2177374
>All right, fine.

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>>2177374
>>All right, fine.

If we're late, we may have to call up Cole to see if she can lend us a few bikes.

>>2177374
>We really shouldn't...

I kinda wanna see P-san's biological daughteru.

Oh my god.
I stumbled upon and then binged Magical Girl Hunter Quest last month while browsing the sup/tg/ archives. I loved it so checked out the other quests that were linked in the OP.

I've only gotten to thread 14 because life has been crazy ever since the day before thanksgiving.

So imagine my surprise at seeing a new thread for a quest that started in 2013.

shit I've got a lot of catching up to do.

Should I just watch? I don't want to mess things up by suggesting terrible ideas in my ignorance of what's happened.

>>2177386
I wouldn't worry, it's just a Christmas Special.

>>2177386
Magical Girl Hunter was my first, too. Cool stuff.

>>2177374
>All right, fine.
>Your treat though

>>2177374
>We really shouldn't..

>>2177374

>All right, fine.
>Your treat though.

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>>2177374
"All right, fine." You groan. "But you're paying."

"Ha ha, I don't really have to pay for anything anymore~!" Rin chuckles.

You groan again because you know she's right.

The two of you get changed into more casual clothing, though Rin keeps that Santa hat on as she tugs you through the streets of Delta City.

"Come on, come on!" Rin's smile beams. "I heard this place hast he best hot chocolate in the city!"

Ah, so THAT'S what she was aiming for. You should've figured.

Rin leads you to a rather modest looking cafe. Of course, the cashier instantly recognizes Rin and just hands her two of their largest cups of steaming hot chocolate, free of charge. It was something all to common with Rin these days.

"Come on, come on!" Rin takes a seat and pats the empty chair next to her. "Sit down and relax a bit!"

You listen to her and sit, facing Rin as you both sip at your drinks.

"...so why'd you do this?" You narrow your eyes. You had spent enough time working with Rin to know that she always had a motive for everything she did.

"Hnnnn, well, it's been a while since it was just the two of us together, I just thought we could have a little personal girl talk!" Rin says cheerfully.

"I'm not sure that's a good idea." You frown. "I don't really think I'm all too good at the 'talk' and 'girl' parts."

"Well, there has to be something you want to talk about!" Rin leans forward, putting her face perilously close to yours. "Well?"

Um...

>...boys?
>...work?
>...Christmas plans?
>Other

>>2177412
>>...Christmas plans?

>>2177412
>...Christmas plans?
>...New Years Plans. What are you doing for that?

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>>2177412
>>...boys?

>>2177412
>...Christmas plans?

>>2177412
>...combat augs?

Apparently I still don't have twitter configured right cause I did not know about this.

>>2177412
>...work?

>>2177412
>how to kill a person in 800 different ways and only with just my arm?
Come on step up people Melissa is a military nerd and a CQC expert.
or did i just confuse her with Rochelle?
sorry its been 3 years

>>2177412
>...boys?

>>2177435
At least aa far as I've read Rochelle was pointman and CQC

>>2177412
>>...boys?

>>...Christmas plans?

>>2177412
>boys?

>>...Christmas plans?

Can I have both?

>>2177412
>...Christmas plans?
>...boys?

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>>2177412
"So how about Christmas plans?" Rin asks, leaning ever closer. "All the other girls have holiday plans after the party! But I haven't heard what you would be up to!"

"Er, well..." You hesitate. "...it's going to sound dumb."

"Please." Rin rolls her eyes. "I don't think anything is going to match Sparky going fushing in the mountains with nothing but plastic explosive."

"...that actually sounds kinda cool-"

"No dodging the question!" Rin chastises you.

Well shit, what exactly were you doing this year? You knew this was going to be the first Christmas where Cole and Julie would be splitting off to do their own things. And, well, just staying alone with Mom and Dad just felt...weird.

>I was going to take up Sarif's offer to test some new augs for them.
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.
>I honestly have no idea.
>Other

>>2177497
>I honestly have no idea.

>>2177497
>I was going to take up Sarif's offer to test some new augs for them.

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>>2177497
>>I honestly have no idea.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rin tries to get Melissa to go to a gravure photoshoot.

>>2177497
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.
I feel like Melissa still tries to hew closer to her roots than the other tomb girls

>>2177497
>I honestly have no idea.
>I've been thinking about arranging something special for Mom and Dad.

>>2177497
>>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.

HOLY SHIT, FIRST LIVE THREAD
Archive binged no two weeks ago, this makes me a happy man.

Now to stay awake to the end.

>>2177497
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.

>>2177497
>>I honestly have no idea.
Goodamit, can we also have the boy talk too?

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>>2177497
Hm, looks like we've got a pretty mixed vote so it's time for a runoff!

>I honestly have no idea.
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.

>>2177538
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.

>>2177497

>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp


>I've been thinking about arranging something special for Mom and Dad

>>2177538
>>I honestly have no idea.

>>2177538
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.

>>2177538
>I honestly have no idea.

>>2177538
>I honestly have no idea.

>>2177538
>>I honestly have no idea.

>>2177538
>>I honestly have no idea.

>>2177538
>Probably get into a street fight or two. Gotta keep my instincts sharp.

>>2177538
>I honestly have no idea.

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>>2177538
"...I honestly have no idea." You admit. "I guess I never really thought about it."

"Now that won't do at all!' Rin pouts. "How about you come along with me, then?"

"Huh?" You blink.

"An all expenses paid trip to Hawaii!" Rin beams. "Actually, it's part of swimsuit photo shoot I'm doing for a New Years' edition, but it's still a whole week in the tropical beaches and sun!"

"I don't know..." You frown. "I mean..."

"And we can go finding guys to date, too~!" Rin winks.

>That sounds... nice.
>I do NOT have a guy problem!
>Other

>>2177576
>I do NOT have a guy problem!

>>2177576
>I do NOT have a guy problem!

>>2177576
>>I do NOT have a guy problem!

We can have any guy we want! It's just that we're not choosing yet.

>>2177576
>I do NOT have a guy problem!
...
>That sounds... nice.

>>2177576
>>That sounds... nice.
Realize what we just said then add
>>I do NOT have a guy problem!

Didn't Mellisa started dating Producer's newphew who was into engineering?

>>2177576
>>2177584
>>2177585
Supporting this. Denial Melissa sounds cute

>>2177576
Going with >>2177585

>>2177576
>I do NOT have a guy problem!

>>2177576
>>>That sounds... nice.
>Realize what we just said then add
>>>I do NOT have a guy problem!

>>2177576
>>I do NOT have a guy problem!
>>Other
>>2177585
"We're on a hiatus, whatever that means..."

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>>2177576
"That sounds.. nice." You admit, until you realize just what you had agreed to. "Wait, I do NOT have a guy problem!"

"All right, all right." Rin chuckles. "If you say so. It can just be a girls' week out, then!"

"Hey, I didn't actually say i would-" You pause when you see a familiar truck zoom by down the street past the cafe.

"Hey, Rin..." You frown. "The delivery truck wasn't supposed to leave without us, right...?"

"No, it wasn't." Rin frowns as well. "You don't think...?"

And that's when both of your phones ring.

"Rin, Melissa! Are you all right?" Dad asks in a worried tone.

"Of course we are." You reply. "Wait, did something happen to-"

"We just got a report that the truck carrying all the presents was stolen." Dad explains. "We're not sure by who, but it might that 'Santa Guild' that's behind this."

"Damnit! I knew we shouldn't have left it alone!" You seethe.

"Where's Stig?" Rin asks, still remaining calm.

"He's homing in on your position right now He'll be there in thirty seconds."

You look to see the deliver truck just round a corner. You might not even have ten seconds, much less thirty.

>Wait for Stig to catch up.
>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.
>Other

>>2177604
>>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.

>"He's Stig, he'll catch up."

Let's rock and roll.

>>2177604
>>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.
Time to hijack a bike.

>>2177604
>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.

>>2177604
>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.
[preemptive eurobeat in the distance]

>>2177604
>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.

>>2177604
>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.

I hope Rin knows how to drive.

>>2177604
>>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.

>>2177604
>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.

>>2177604

>You need to start pursuing the truck right now.
>Time to hijack a bike.

>>2177604
Let's Roll!

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>>2177604
"Rin, you stay here and wait for Stig. I'll go on ahead." You say.

"Ah, well, good luck then!" Rin smiles. "I'll hold onto your drink for you!"

You nod as you turn back towards your objective.

>You need to secure a ride.
>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.
>Other

>>2177637
>>You need to secure a ride.

>>2177637
>>You need to secure a ride.

I hope our arm can hack or turn into a Master Key for any car/bike.

>>2177637
>You need to secure a ride.

>>2177637
>>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.


Aww I wanted that Hawaai trip....

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>>2177637
>>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.

less mess to clean up if we don't have to abandon a speeding car.

>>2177637
>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.
No time to secure a ride! We have to GO FAST.

>>2177637
>You need to secure a ride.

One auged leg isn't enough speed.

>>2177637
>You need to secure a ride.

>>2177637
>>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.
https://youtu.be/B-G0SVEQW8A

>>2177637
>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.

>>2177637
>You're already fast enough thanks to your prosthetic leg.

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>>2177653
>Aww I wanted that Hawaai trip....

Calm down Anon, now is not the time for Diving.

That comes later.

>>2177675
Reminder that every single shot they did for that shipgirl TV show was using green screen and a large pool.

>>2177677
And Niko the one singing it? Wait was it rock punk? I doubt it wouldn't be a Cutesy opening.

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>>2177637
Your prosthetic leg hums with energy as it charges up...

>Roll 1d20+2

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2177686
VRROOOM VROOM

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2177686

> 1

I think they crashed

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2177686

>>2177686
>>2177687
>>2177688
no anon i think we both crashed

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2177686

>>2177684
My head canon is something which sounds like Sawano or Aimer (or both since they collaborate on many OPs)

>>2177690
We using classic dice or the KCQPS dice?

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>>2177686
Late, but might as well post.

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2177686
Maybe only properly formatted rolls count?

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>>2177686
You dash forward, your augmetic leg propelling you with speed and power that no person with just two regular legs could match. However, raw speed was only part of the equation. Your smaller size and maneuverability meant you could take advantage of the alleys and sidestreets to cut off the escaping truck.

You wave and sprint through the alleys before looping back onto the main road. If you had timed it right they should be coming right about-

However, you're blinded by headlights shining straight in your face, a thunderous honking of a truck horn roaring through you ears. It's then that you realized you misjudged the speed. The truck was going WAY faster than you had thought!

You only had seconds to react.

>You have to dodge out of the way!
>Stop it with your arm.
>Stop it with your leg.
>Other

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2177686
dice+1d20+2

fug

>>2177700
>>Jump over it!

>>2177700
>Stop it with your arm.

>>2177700
>Jump through the windshield leg first. The Driver can brake our deceleration with his corpse.

>>2177700
>>Stop it with your leg.

>>2177700
>Jump through the windshield into the cab

>>2177700
>Stop it with your leg.

>>2177700
>You have to dodge out of the way!
JUMP.

>>2177700
Over the hood and through the glass, look out Driver, WE'RE ON YOUR ASS!

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>>2177700
Shit shit SHIT! You bend your legs, trying to jump out of the way...

>Roll 1d20

>>2177700
>>You have to dodge out of the way!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2177724
Here comes the snow!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2177724
Here comes the Snow!!!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2177724
And we LEAP!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2177724
Fire away, coward!

>>2177724

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>>2177731
thank

>>2177731
WE MARIOED THIS BITCH!

>>2177731
sweet

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>>2177724
You leap up into the air, but not away or to side, but TOWARDS the truck. You stick your augmetic leg outwards into a flying kick. Your titanium superalloy leg smashes through the windshield like it was made of paper and it impacts into the chest of the driver, who was... SANTA?!

However, you don't have much time to process the sight as your impact combined with taking out the driver causes the truck to veer out of control. All you can do is hold on for dear life as the truck jumps the curb and slams into the side of a building.

You cough as smoke rises from the engine, stinging your throat and eyes. You kick the door open and drag Santa out, tossing him onto the pavement below.

Meanwhile, other drivers and pedestrians stop to ogle at the sight. Some seem to recognize who you are and start taking pictures.

Whatever. You had more important things to worry about. You pickup the Santa by the collar with your augmetic arm. With its strength, he might as well have weighed no more than a feather.

"So what makes you think you can steal a bunch of presents for some sick kids?" You scowl.

The Santa wheezes in a combination of laughter and pained grunting.

"We Santas gotta protect our turf! Can't let some damn idols steal our thunder!"

"Tch." You scowl. Of course it had to be some stupid gang who thought they could push around others. "Well you better scram. These presents are OURS to deliver."

The Santa wheezes in laughter again.

"Ha... think you can take on all of us, little missy?"

And that's when you realize that there were more Santas emerging from the woodwork. Some cracking their knuckles, others armed with various melee weapons like pipes and clubs. Yep, definitely some shitty gang.

>You... might need some backup.
>You can take these losers.
>Other

>>2177747
>You can take these losers.

>>2177747
>You can take these losers.

>>2177747
>>You can take these losers.

>>2177747
>You... might need some backup.

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>>2177747
>>You can take these losers.

>>2177747
>You can take these losers

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>>2177747
>You can take these losers.

Practice is Practice, not like we expect to get much once were in Hawaii.

Do place a message to Stig about the situation. Part of practice is good communication.

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>>2177747
>You can take these losers.

>>2177747
>You can take these losers.
We get to beat up an army of evil fake Santas?

BEST. CHRISTMAS. PRESENT. EVER.

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>>2177747
All you can do is grin. It's been a while since you've gotten in a decent fight. The stumps of your right arm and leg begin to itch, proof positive of your simmering excitement.

As the Santas closed in, only one thought was going through you mind. Did you want to make this a challenge for yourself or not?

>You should at the very least give these guys a fighting chance.
>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.
>Other

>>2177772
>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.
Can't disappoint those kids by being late. Release those limiters and cut loose.

>>2177772
>>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.
Gotta practice seriously for serious fights later.

>>2177772
>>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.

>>2177772
>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.

>>2177772
>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.

BUT

>Lets showboat a bit. Flashy moves, and outmaneuvering them with our speed.
We've got an audience, and more importantly weak enemies are when you practice the parts of your fighting that are passable but could stand to be sharper.

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>>2177772
>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.

>>2177772
>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.

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>>2177772
>>Nah, you're on the clock here. Give 'em all you got.
>>Other
They're on our naughty list, let's give them lumps... on their heads.

Meanwhile is Julie off being another kind of Santa?

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>>2177772
You lick your lips as you clench your augmetic fist, your whole arm humming with energy as it charges. You were on the clock here, and if you had any hope of making it to the party on time, you had to wrap this whole thing up quick.

>Ground pound. Knock 'em away with a huge area of effect.
>Falcon Punch. One massive, directional attack.
>Improvised Weapon. A really fat Santa should do.
>Other

>>2177799
>Ground pound. Knock 'em away with a huge area of effect.

>>2177799
>>Improvised Weapon. A really fat Santa should do.

>>2177799
>Falcon Punch. One massive, directional attack.

>>2177799
>Ground pound. Knock 'em away with a huge area of effect.

>>2177799
>Ground pound. Knock 'em away with a huge area of effect.

>>2177799
>>Falcon Punch. One massive, directional attack.

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>>2177799
>>Other
Consecutive Serious Punches

>>2177799
>Falcon Punch. One massive, directional attack
Try to limit collateral damage; we'll probably have to pay for it after all.

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>>2177340

>>2177799
>Improvised Weapon. A really fat Santa should do.
Hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker.

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>>2177799
Well, we got some pretty evenly spread votes, so we'll need another runoff vote!

>Ground Pound
>Falcon Punch

>>2177822
>>Falcon Punch

>>2177822
>Ground Pound

>>2177822
>>Ground Pound

>>2177822
>Ground Pound

>>2177822
>Ground Pound

>>2177822
>Falcon Punch

>>2177822
>Falcon Punch

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It's been a while! CIMQ 2 when?

Here's some art to celebrate the Christmas special, It was pretty damn nostalgic drawing for CIMQ again going back to the same style and everything!

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>>2177833
..perfect

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>>2177799
>>Improvised Weapon. A really fat Santa should do.

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>>2177822
Well, surrounded by superior number in all directions? The answer was simple. You aim your fist towards the ground and punch straight down into the asphalt...

>Roll 1d20+2

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>>2177839
Time to dive into the party.

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>>2177839
Damn. Merry Christmas.

To us, not them.

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>>2177839

>>2177842
>>2177839
OH MY GOD!

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>>2177839

>>2177833
XCOM wen?

Please ;-;

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2177839
Season’s Greetings from the Tombs!

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>>2177843
>>2177842
We need some asskicking music.

>>2177844
When my schedule isn't so busy friend. I haven't given up on killing ayys yet!

>>2177839
>>2177842
So we pretty much did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxNNlQYttU

>>2177848
https://youtu.be/sCabI3MdV9g

How about a seasonally appropriate classic

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>>2177839

>>2177852
no...

https://youtu.be/MrZdvW6BBkc

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>>2177839
Suddenly, everything just EXPLODES in a flash of blue light as your augmetic arm releases all of its built up energy at once. Your ears ring from the shockwave and you wince from the brightness of the light.

When your eyes finally adjust, you can finally see the havoc you had wrought. Santas lay everywhere, strewn about the ground, slumped against walls, crashed through cars and store windows, and more. What's more, practically every window in the surrounding block looked to be at least cracked or completely smashed. Beneath you, the street was completely cratered as if a bomb had just hit it. You even think you snapped a water main or two, as water starts geysering out in some parts of the street.

The other bystanders, who were thankfully standing farther back, carefully emerge from cover. You kind of awkwardly wave at them, your augmetic arm still smoking and smoldering from the discharge. You see one child whose jaw just drops.

"That. Was. AWESOME!" He squeals. He starts clapping wildly, and the other spectators start to join in.

At that point, you see Stig's SUV pull up and Rin hops out, not looking surprised at the sight at all.

You're still not quite sure what to do now...

>Just grab the truck and get the hell outta here.
>Better set these Santas straight.
>Other

>>2177855
>Better set these Santas straight.

>>2177855
>Better set these Santas straight.

I mean, they are kind of out of a job. I do hope that we'll at least give out a present to our baby sister.

>>2177855
>>Better set these Santas straight.

>>2177855
>Better set these Santas straight.

>>2177855
>>Better set these Santas straight.
THEY ARE NOT LIVING THEIR LIVES CORRECTLY

>>2177855
>Better set these Santas straight

>>2177869
This better be on the news tonight.

>>2177855
>>Better set these Santas straight.

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>>2177855
Well, before you leave, you feel that you should at least set these Santas straight. Don't want them coming after you in the future, after all. You stomp over to the one you presume is their leader. Honestly, you're just picking a random one out of the pile, they all look the goddamn same. But still. You pick who you think is the leader and hold him up by the collar.

"Hey, so you're not gonna mess with me or my friends again, right?" You grunt.

"You... you..." The Santa coughs.

And that's when you hear police sirens in the distance. Looks like the DCPD was finally getting off their asses.

>Turn these guys over to the cops.
>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.
>Other

>>2177876
>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.

We'll pay off all property damage for one.

>>2177876
>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.
It's Christmas.

>>2177876
>Turn these guys over to the cops.

>>2177855
>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.
I mean, Cole's got her own gang...

>>2177876
>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.

>>2177876
>>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.

>>2177880
>inb4 Cole gets jealous that she doesn't have a gang of Santas following her.

>>2177876
>>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.
>>Other
We know who they are if they mess with us again.

>>2177876
>>Might as well let them go. They'll owe you one.
>We'll pay off all property damage for one.

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>>2177876
"All right." You sigh and let go of the Santa. "I'll let you losers off just this once. Get the hell outta here and I better not see you harassing anyone again, got it?"

The Santa just nods silently and starts limping away as fast as he can. His compatriots quickly follow suit, making their escape or carrying away they fellows who couldn't on their own.

"Well, the police aren't going to like all the damage you caused in this little stung." Rin sighs.

"Well, they can sue me." You shrug.

"Yes. That's literally exactly what they'll do." Rin points out.

"...Dad will cover it. I think."

"Well, they won't think to look for you in Hawaii, now, would they?" Rin winks. "How about it?"

>Never said I wouldn't go.
>Looks like I don't have much of a choice now, do I?
>I don't like the idea of running away.
>Other

>>2177885
>>Never said I wouldn't go.

>>2177885
>Never said I wouldn't go.

>>2177885
No sense in moping.
>Yeah Let's Go!

>>2177885
>>Never said I wouldn't go.
>Other
>>2177889
But first THE PRESENTS.
Also grab Rin's hand while saying this...

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>>2177885
>>Never said I wouldn't go.

Nothing wrong with Santa Bikinis, and Mechanical Limbs.

>>2177885
>Other:
Wait.

Wait a moment.

Rin.

The 'Santa' Guild', full of ridiculous fake Santas with inexplicable fighting skills and no sensible objective.

The truck hijack, despite the fact that it ought to have been heavily guarded under the Producer's orders.

All of it-

Wasn't, by any chance, planned out by YOU, so you could get me to go Hawaii with you, was it?'

BEST. CHRISTMAS. PRESENT. EVER.

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>>2177885
>Never said I wouldn't go.

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>>2177885
"I never said I wouldn't go." You mumble.

"That's wonderful news!" Rin smiles and hugs you. You awkwardly hug her back.

You're then both interrupted with a loud HONK. You look up to see Stig waiting impatiently. He had already commandeered the delivery truck, with the SUV now on autopilot mode.

"I suppose we should get going! We still have a hospital to visit!" Rin says cheerfully as she takes your hand and pulls you along back to the truck.

Well, you couldn't say this wasn't an eventful Christmas.

You just hope Dad will understand when he sees the mail in the morning.

>And that's it for the Christmas Special! Thanks to everyone who participated! Don't forget to catch Macross on Friday and Frontier Knight on Saturday!

Bahah. Lemme guess, the 20s kinda sped things up?

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>>2177896
Thanks for the run, Merc.

>>2177896
>Don't forget to catch Macross on Friday and Frontier Knight on Saturday!

my smartphone is dead so i have no calendar atm. wrote down a note and stuck it to the wall.


I'm pleased as punch I finally got to participate in one of the quest threads you QM Merc Command.

>>2177896
Thanks for running Merc!

>>2177896
Thanks for running!

>>2177900
Be prepared for THE SNOW in the later parts of CIMQ

>>2177876
>>2177855
>>2177747
So I have to ask...why is there a CG set of a chick beating up Santas. Or rather what game do these cone from?

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>>2177904
I have no bloody idea what that is. But ok.

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>>2177905
Uhhhhh, I just found those on danbooru and thought they were pretty damn funny.

>>2177906
To be brief, whenever someone says, "Here comes the snow", before a dice roll, AMAZING things happen. Some people have the best or worst luck.

Oh wow this thread is already up on sup/tg/.
Time to vote.

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Well, was late to the event, but merry christmas!

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>>2177911
Noice

>>2177905
>>2177907
That artist has drawn girls beating up Santas every Christmas season for a while, I think

>>2177913
Just how many lewd Rochelles are there?

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>>2177907
So what happened to Melissa's boyfriend?

>>2177959
Cole has a legit bf. Rochelle had one of the internet via mutual love of Ace Combat games. Melissa never had one.

>>2178006
I recall she had one in P-san's thanksgiving/

>>2178009
I don't think she ever said she didn't have one. She just seems like a naturally awkward person.