Writing up a little thing to get us into the Susumu and Sasuke bit. Shouldn't be more than ten minutes.

>>2163272

Bow down to the birthday lad

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>You're Susumu
>You ain't old

Goddammit, get a hold of yourself man! You're forty-six for fucks sake, you shouldn't be this fucking worried about trying to congratulate the son of one of your long dead teammates. Just walk up to him, pat him on the back, say some words, and then move on. Don't make things any more awkward than they need to be.

..Of course that's easier said than done when you've just been standing here in the infirmary for the last minute, not saying a goddamn thing. You just sort of followed behind Sasuke and Naruto for a bit, but once you actually got here you realized you didn't know what to say to the kid. Hell, those Sand brats have been staring at you the whole time, well except for the red haired one, him and Hiki keep chatting with each other. You've long since come to terms with the fact that your little Hiki is gay for weird, no-eyebrow-havin' red heads, it took some time but you've just got to accept that he has shit tastes. "Why couldn't he have just been gay for a normal kid." You groan, rubbing your face.

"What?" You blink, turning to look at Sakura as she stares up at you dozily, no doubt on some really good pain meds. "Who should've been gay mister Susumu?"

"Nothing, go back to sleep." You say, poking her in the head in an attempt to knock her out.

You underestimate just how fucking big this girls forehead is. "Ow." She says, rubbing the spot where you poked her. "Stop it." She says, though she's still mostly out of it.

"Uh, look elder Tetsu," One of the medic nin's says. "Unless you're here to pass off some...herbal supplements to help with pain, we kind of need you to make room, that Lee kid and the Hyuga boy beat the ever lovin' shit out of each other and they're headin' this way, so...make some room?"

>Oh shit what say?
>Herbal Supplements?

>>2163313

>I'll be in and out, don't mind me

>>2163313
this >>2163340

Oh btw, we ARE doing the Krush today.

>>2163340
this.

>>2163313
>Herbal Supplements?

Relax Tonori i will get you the herbal supplements next time. Just came here to say hi for the son of a old friend.

>Go to Sasuke and congratulate him. First say hi and introduce yourself

Awesome! Not really though.

writing.

>>2163340
That's what... no, i won't do this.

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You frown, leaning in to the medic nin as he starts to back away slowly, only for you to stop him by placing your hand on his shoulder. "Hey, you wanna' maybe not make it a public announcement of exactly what it is I grow around all these kids?"

"The kids who just got finished trying to brutally maim one another?" He asks. Shit, good point. "Besides it's not like they don't know about stuff like that. It's like them not knowing about sex at this age."

"I know a great deal about copulation." Hiki says, starting to stand up. "When two, or more, individuals wish to expel their fluids either inside or on one another-"

"Hiki why don't you tell your red headed friend there about the time you punched Sinchu's rib so hard it spun around and flew out of his body." You say, cutting Hiki off before he makes things way worse.

"Ah, yes that is a good story. You see Gaara, it was a cool summer day, and Sinchu had decided to call me short..."

Well that's taken care of. You turn your attention back to Sasuke, who's just now getting finished with his examination. You walk up to the kid, feeling awkward as he stares up at you from his hospital bed. "Hello Elder Tetsu." He says, nodding to you.

You wave it off. "Hey come on Sasuke, you've known me long enough you can call me Susumu..." You cough. "Though I guess I ain't been around as much as I should have, huh?" He shrugs, staring down at his bruised knuckles. Hmm. "You know, uh, you look like you could use a fresh set of wrapping for your hands there, want me too do that for ya'?"

Sasuke looks up, then back to his hands, looking like he's trying to debate whether or not he should actually say yes, before he nods. You let out a sigh of relief as you pick up some wrappings and begin to gently wrap the boys hands. "So..." He says, looking forward. "What did...you think of the fight between me and Naruto?"

>Oh shit what did you think of the fight between him and Naruto.

>>2163411
>"The passion you both showed was impressive. To push yourself to such an extent during merely a month. It's very nice to see that there are such dedicated people in this village even now."

>>2163411
incredible. For someone so young to be able to improve someones technique. That is like taking what you learned and turning it into your on power. You grew pretty strong Sasuke-kun.

Abd the jin...i mean the uzumaki kid to.

>>2163411
>"Fugaku would be proud."

>>2163453
No anon don't make the emo teen remmeber his murderous brother.

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>>2163411

Looks like genuine praise and stuff.

Do ya'll wanna' mention Fugaku or not?

>>2163411

Supportan >>2163458

>>2163466

Ehhhhhh, why not?

>>2163458
I should have used the old Ocelot gif. Geddit?!
>>2163466
Yes

>>2163466

Yeah sure...

>>2163466
No.

Ohohoho.

1d100
DC 75

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2163487

Rolling...

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2163487

Oh no, is this for triggering or not triggering PTSD?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2163487

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2163487

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2163487

Yeeeouch. This is gonna' get broody.

Writing.

>>2163500
>>2163499
>>2163495
>>2163492
>>2163493
Told you guys to not mention him

>>2163505

When ISN'T Sasuke doing that? He has brood in him than a flock of birds?

>>2163506

Hey, didn't figure it'd happen. Besides better we fail this roll than a combat roll

>>2163512
>better we fail this roll than a combat roll

Okay fair point.

>>2163512
>>2163516
Its my idea, or every first roll of the thread
always fails? Its like in actual anime, things seem bad at first then the MCs start pulling out bullshit.

"To be honest? It was amazing. You and the Jin-....the Naruto kid showin' moves and skills that are supposed to be some of the hardest things to master, and you're just 13? Pretty impressive." You say, watching as Sasuke blushes from all your praise. Hmm, now what else could you do? Oh right, Sinchu usually throws some finger guns at somebody after something like this. You do that, earning a giggle from the doped up Sakura in the process. Whatever, it was awesome. "Fugaku would've been super proud Sasuke."

You watch as his face turns to one of genuine happiness, and then watch as it slowly starts to twist into a frown. "My father...when I was younger I always wanted him to be here and watch me compete, but the he took him away, just like he did with mother." Sasuke clenches his fist. "Itachi."

You feel your heart stop for a second, your breathing becoming hitched before you calm yourself. Shit. "Sasuke, what happened that night...I'm sorry I could've do more for you."

"It's not your fault, it's my brothers." Sasuke growls. "And I'm so close, I can feel it. I need to get stronger, I need more techniques, and then I'll finally be able to kill him."

"Why?" Gaara asks, surprising the two of you. He looks intrigued. "Why do you wish to kill your brother so much? What did he do?"

"It's none of your business." Sasuke says, turning his head away. "Go bother Hiki."

"I'm bothering you." Gaara says, frowning as well. Well, you think he's frowning, kind of hard to tell with no eyebrows. "So tell me what your brother did."

"And I said fuck off." Sasuke says, standing up and glaring at Gaara. "I don't wanna' talk about it."

"Sasuke," Hiki says, walking up. "Perhaps it would be better for you to lie down? You look like you've gone through quite the fight with Naruto." He turns to Gaara. "Gaara, I believe Sasuke doesn't want to talk about what happened, I'll explain to you what happened a bit later-"

"Oh right, gonna' keep talking behind my back?" Sasuke says, glaring at Hiki, who just stares back in confusion. "You may have beaten ever single time we've fought, but I've grown since then."

>Oh boy, what now?

>>2163519
Kinda fortunantly we have some modifiers to compesate these things

>>2163523

>Sasuke, calm down. Hiki's right, you had a big fight. You should rest up

>>2163523
Did Hiki mentioned the time he took a beating from team seven? I think Hiki would mention that.

Also don't interfere all we say now could be used as us taking a side just be ready to do something if anything gets out of hands

>>2163536
I think this would be the time so Hiki said he didn't become this strong alone. But we are as Susumu now. Specialy if Sasuke has a stick up his ass as deep as his father used to have.

>>2163523
>Use a Genjutsu on Sasuke
>Tell him you know he's angry, but he can talk to you. Any question he wants, you'll answer. He's ready for it

Wow, for some reason I'm feeling really woozy all of a sudden. Gonna' take a small break, bbl.

>>2163551
It's the curse! Oh no!

>>2163523
>"Don't make a scene here. Right now you should both be celebrating your victories and resting, not getting into childish arguments."

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>>2163523
>Take it easy, save your strenght for the finals.
We need some of these for Hiki and Gaara.
Can we roll Hiki for a moment? He is usually good at de-escalating the situation.

>>2163523
>Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.

>>2163562

> Support

>>2163563
They are still recovering anon.

>>2163542

Why?

>>2163576
So that we can say we didn't win that time. Just because his team helped that still counts as a victory.

Besides the one that knocked us out before was Naruto and he just defeated him so it's obvious he's way more strong then before.

>>2163580

It was more like the dice gods picked that precise moment to fuck us over.

>>2163585

We Naruto didn't Foxsperg in that fight, now did he?

>>2163551
Rip Moonrunes, you were pretty good.

>>2163551
F

>>2163551
Now that Moon is dead, who will his life force bring back?

I hope it's Laze.

>>2164279
Well i wanted to make a naruto quest during the period between the second and the third ninja war. But instead of konoha use another village

>>2164299
don't do it anon, it's not worth risking your health over

>>2164299
Good enough.

As long as you aren't shit.

>>2164303
>it's not worth risking your health over
With Moon dead and Boruto Quest ending? It's absolutely worth one anon's life.

>>2164303
It's okay my life isn't much worthy anyway.

>>2164304
Well can't promise that. Just need to fix my pc and i will think into do it. Need to have a full cast and some story before running a quest.

>>2164299
That sounds like a good idea.

>>2164408
Like carrion birds to a corpse.

>Moon fucking died
well shit.

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>>2164416
As someone who's died before, I'm more of a zombie than a carrion bird. But I'm just trying to be encouraging.

Hey, guess who's the dumbass who set his alarm for AM instead of PM.

THIS GUY!.

Writing up something for the night to make up for it, hope you Ankofags are ready.

>>2164668
>Ankofags are ready.

So you have being blueballing Anko fags just for this chance? Nice play.

>>2164668
>anko
Oh boy!

Before you have a chance to actually try and calm the situation down, the doors to the infirmary bust open, and in walks...oh no. Anybody but her. "How's it going kids!" Anko shouts, face covered with dango sauce as she saunters in, a paper bag clutched in her hands. "Thought I'd bring ya'll some treats for kickin' ass out there!"

"M-miss Anko!" Hiki says, shaking like a goddamn...well like a teenager. Holy hell you aren't ready for Hiki's puberty, it'll be like Suzu all over again. God help you all.

Anko walks over to Hiki, handing the bag of dango off to Gaara as she does. The red headed boy looks confused for a moment, taking one of the treats out and nibbling on it for a moment before his eyes start to shine. "oh my god. He says, barely a whisper.

Anko wraps her arms around Hiki, giving him a big hug, and by extension pressing his face against her tits. "Heh, saw how you fuckin' murdered that guy out there Hiki, nice job man!" You wonder if you can convince the Hokage banish Anko just for causing Hiki to get a boner? That sounds like something an Elder should be able to convince him off right? Anko pulls Hiki off her, the young boy's face completely red. "So, for doin' such a kick ass job out there I'm gonna' give ya' a reward."

"What kind of reward?" You, Temari, and Sakura ask worryingly.

"Well, you're a Chunin, and a man now technically, so I'm gonna' get ya' a kiss from the hottest kunoichi in the Village!" She says, smiling proudly as Hiki starts to hyperventilate.

"So when are you gonna' go get her?" Temari asks snidely. Heh, you like this kid.

"Pfft, I'm the hottest kunoichi in the Village dummy!" Anko says, leaning down till she's eye level with Hiki. "Now pucker up kid!"

Hiki is practically spazzing out at this point, but he closes his eyes anyways and puckers his lips, leaning forward as he does...so that Anko can kiss him on the forehead. "M-mwuah?" He says, confused.

Anko wags her finger. "Heh, sorry kid, but if you wanna' taste of these fine lips then you gotta' be a Jounin."

"And 18." You say, glaring at her.

"Yeah sure, that too I guess."

>Hahaha, hope this makes up for me falling asleep.
>We'll get back to the Sasuke Susumu stuff tomorrow in like 17 hours.

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And many fishnets upon you all as well.

>>2164744
>Anko wags her finger. "Heh, sorry kid, but if you wanna' taste of these fine lips then you gotta' be a Jounin."

Well time to become a jounin.

>>2164775
We just have to beat up another Jonin, right? Is that how it works?

>>2164825
No anon...worst. We need to get good in genjutsu. At least develop some resistence to it.

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>>2164825
>>2164831
>>2164775
Currently you would be able to become a Special Jonin, but your Genjutsu and Seal Knowledge screw you over from becoming a full fledged Jonin. To put it into perspective, these are Might Guy's stats.

>>2164835

Looks like Hiki's going to be spending quite a lot of time training with Susumu...

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>>2164835
>Databook stats

>>2164835
She never said we had to be a full-fledged jounin...
>Ko comes in
>"good news Hiki, you are being promoted to special jounin"
>"why is everyone staring at me like that?"

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>>2165209
But! Do you really want to have Sinchu as your superior? Special Jounin are just higher level chunnin. And are lower in rank that a full fledged jounin. Besides Anko is a special jounin and we can have her under us in more then one way.

>>2165307
Sinchu is already our superior, nothing wrong with getting a promotion, and this way we might be assigned with Anko as her Genjutsu is way better and our Taijutsu blows her's out of the water.

Get ready cause we're gonna' be havin' a thread in like an hour.

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>>2165972
Uhull!Awesome! Put your game on face lads time to save a old monkey from a snake.

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Ignoring the fact that Anko seems to be actively trying to mess with Hiki's mental state, you turn your attention back to Sasuke, happy that the Gaara kid is distracted by his discovery of dango for the moment. "Sasuke, look, you just got out of pretty serious fight, so maybe take the chance to actually rest up? You need to be calm."

He frowns at you, the same way that Fugaku used to do when you were both kids. It's kind of a stab in the heart, seeing that expression again after all these years. "Look, I know you and my dad were both old squad mates, but that doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do. It's been five years since...since it happened, and I barely see you at all."

You hold up your hands. "I know, I know, and that's my fault, I should've been there for you more often. And I wasn't trying to tell you what to do, just giving some advice. Look, there were reasons why I wasn't around as much as I should have been."

"What reasons?" Sasuke asks, looking confused. "Was it the same ones I heard all the time about why I had to stay by myself at the Compound, the ones where I couldn't just go and stay with another clan?"

Shit. You nod your head solemnly. "One of the big wigs, Danzo, thought it'd be too much of a power gain for any of the clans if you were...adopted into them. It was bullshit though, fucker just wanted a better chance to get you himself."

"Why?" Sasuke asks, standing up angrily. "What the hell makes me so special!"

>Well?
>Also sorry for yesterday, promise not to pass out. I've even got my spicy pasta ready to keep me awake.

>>2166069
You are the last Uchiha Sasuke. I don't think i need to tell you about your clan history...no wait...nobody ever told you about your on clan history?

>>2166069
>"You just shot lightning that sounds like birds at a blonde fox kid while making your eyes spin. Consider again what makes you special."

>>2166081
Nope.

Hmmm, wonder if that was something that Fugaku ever shared with Susumu?

I'll leave that up to ya'll.

>>2166069

>Sasuke, you're one of last Uchihas left in the world. If that's not special then I dunno what is

>>2166087

Well seeing as how Fugaku and Susumu were bros, I'd say he probably did

>>2166087
I don't know politics seem like something Susumu would be pretty up to since he hates Danzo and was near the old clan head of the tetsu.

Besides the Uchiha were part of the founding of the village i think so.ething like that is learned in the academy. But he would definetly not mention Mandara's betrayal.

>>2166069
>As one of the last remaining Uchiha left alive, getting ahold of you be advantage due to the Uchiha's ability's. It let them have a bit more say in the village as well.
>That and Danzo's a shady fuck who probably touches children, so thats also a reason why.

Alright, so it seems you all wanna' drop the truth on ol' Sasuke here.

Do you wanna' mention the whole deal about the Uchiha and their emotions?
Aka this http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Curse_of_Hatred

>>2166103
That seems counterproductive. Telling someone they're being irrational doesn't make them happy.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2166103

Hmmm, I'll let the dice gods decide for me

1. Yes
2. No

>>2166113

Yeah I disagree dice gods. No, don't tell Sauce

>>2166103
nah small pieces dont drop it all on him yet

Right on, writing.

>>2166103
No because that is bullshit

>>2166121
>>2166117
You would think that Fugaku of all people would tell his clan history to his on son. Then Susumu will learn the he started to focus only on Itachi and will slap his face for Fugaku's sturbness

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You rub your face, letting out a sigh as you do. "Sasuke, you just threw a fucking chidori at the blonde fox kid, consider again what makes you special." You didn't even know that shit was possible. Then again you've been kind of busy with Tsume lately to keep up on current events.

Sasuke looks at you strangely. "Blonde fox kid? You mean Naruto?"

Oh shit right, most of the kids these days don't know about the whole Nine-Tails shit. Fuck, better cover this up fast. "Uhhh, I meant foxy, yeah that foxy Naruto kid. He's like, kind of cute for a little weirdo right?" Sasuke just stares at you. "Hey man don't look at me like that, I heard you and him totally made out anyways."

Sasuke blushes. "Th-that was an accident! I got pushed!"

"Pushed right into his lips." You tease, causing the boy to shake with anger. Ah yeah, this is much easier. Teasin' Uchiha's were always some of the funner things to do. "No but seriously, think about it for a second. You're what, the second or third best Genin in the whole Village, and add that with the Sharingang and you'll more than likely end up being one of the best shinobi the Leaf ever had."

Sasuke relaxes a bit, his body not so tense now. "I mean, I guess. Seems like Hiki's always gonna' take the top spot though."

You wave that comment aside. "Put on a pair of fishnet stockings and I bet he'll be like butter in your hands." Wait, no that sounds stupid. "I mean he'll be like putty in your hands." Who the fuck holds butter? Whatever. "But you wanna' know the main reason nobody was able to take you in?"

"What?" He asks.

"Because Danzo is a motherfucking asshole who probably wants to molest every child in this goddamn Village." You say, causing Sasuke to grimace. "No I'm serious, I'd rather leave Hiki and Taka in Orochimaru's care than Danzo's. You know how he lost that arm?" Sasuke shakes his head. "Well, neither do I, but I bet is from being a giant fucking weirdo."

Sasuke sighs, getting back on his hospital bed. "So that's it then, I'm just gonna' have to spend the rest of my life living by myself because one guy in the Village has enough power to say it has to be that way."

>How do you respond to that?
>Also yes, Krush is about to happen.

>>2166169

>"Unless he ups and dies, I'm sorry Sasuke."

>>2166169
>Not always, sauce. I've always considered you family, and when you hit 18, no armless fuck will be able to tell you where to go. I hope then you'll join us in the Tetsu compound.

>>2166169
>"Only if you don't do something on your own. I can't tell you to do anything, but nothing is stopping you from stopping by whenever you feel like it. And I'm sure Inoichi and everyone else won't mind if you stop by their's too. If it's your own choice, nobody can complain."

>"People care about you, you know? You don't have to be alone, even if you are living by yourself."

>>2166180

I'll go with this

>>2166169
No because you have your team, your teacher and the more you grow you will start to gather people around you and you won't be living alone anymore.

Besides Danzo won't live forever. He's old heck he was old when i was young. Not that i'm old now...shut up Hiki i ain't old!

>>2166169
"You know what? Fuck that! You're old enough to choose where you want to live, and I'm sure you could reason with the third if you put your heart into it!"
"Ya know what? If you want, I'll try to adopt you again. You can have your own house at our compound, but you won't be alone all the damn time."

All we gotta to is put a genjutsu on Hiki that makes Danzo look like a bear, and that's one obstacle down.

>>2166180
Looks like we got a winner.

Now, I hope you're ready. Because the choices that you make soon will affect the outcome of this story more than you realize.

Writing.

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>>2166200
what could go wrong

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>>2166200
Okay no pressure. Got it.

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>>2166200
You're scaring me Moon.

>>2166214
>In there bonding and shared hobby of molesting kids, Danzo decides to team up with Orochimaru to kill the Third and establish rule in Konoha

>>2166200

Well ok then

>>2166235

That sounds worse than it is

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"Not always Sasuke, I've always considered you family, even if I've done a shit job of showing. When you turn 18, no one armed fuck is gonna' be able to till you where to go." You place a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "Just know that you've always got a home at the Tetsu compound, if that's what you want."

Sasuke's silent, just staring off in space, then he turns around to face you. "Thank you-"

BOOOOM!

The whole damn room shakes, dust falling from the ceiling and the lights beginning to flicker on and off, shit even the Naruto kid gets knocked off his fucking bed. "What the fuck was that?" You ask, turning around and opening the door...

...just as a Kunai comes sailing through the air at you.

===
>Meanwhile

"Sir, we've knocked out most of the arena with the Genjutsu, most of the Anbu and high ranking shinobi are still moving about though." The Sound shinobi says.

Kabuto grins as he removes his mask, the light glancing off his glasses as he examines the arena one last time. "Well, let's cause as much chaos as possible then. Orochimaru's already headed for the Hokage anyways."

"What about the Sand? Intel says they're no longer on our side."

Kabuto pauses, then his face twists into an evil grin. "Well, there's still Kazekage's youngest, and he'll be helping us whether he wants to or not. Now, commence the Crush of Konoha!"

"YES SIR!"

>Okay, it's fucking time.
>You have to decide who you want to play as right now, don't worry there will be other chances to switch MC's, but know that they'll be dealing with problems as well while you play as the one you decided on.
>Make or break, how's this story gonna go?

>>2166241
>Make or break, how's this story gonna go?
So if my thinking is right, playing as Susumu is mostly about keeping Sauce safe, Hiki is about keeping Helmet from making Gaara go tard rage, and I guess Sinchu would be in the best spot to help out Hiruzen.

I'm gonna need a minute.

>>2166241
Sinchu or Hiki

>>2166241
>Hiki
He's the only one who can keep Garra from raging.

>>2166241

Ahhhhhhh fuck. Sinchu or Taka

>>2166241
>hiki

>>2166241
Susumu and Hiki are together i say we play as Hiki.

Although Sinchu would be the one to protect the third...shit okay

>Sinchu

>>2166241
Sinchu

>>2166241
I'm gonna go for playing as Sinchu. If Hiki's rolls go bad, Rasa's around to deal with Shukaku.

>>2166241
>Sinchu

>>2166241
Hiki

>>2166241
Sinchu.

>>2166261
Taka is at the Konoha hospital with Suzu

Rolled 79, 59, 36, 65, 66 = 305 (5d100)

Sinchu wins.

Writing.

First I have to make rolls for the others though.

This is a combined one for Hiki and Susumu. DC 50

Rolled 60, 45, 9, 77, 42 = 233 (5d100)

Next is for little ol' Taka at the hospital. DC 75

>>2166285
Don't forget suzu boss

>>2166283

Niceu

>>2166285

Wouldn't it be lower since Suzu is there?

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>You are Sinchu
>No time for finger guns.

"Well this went to shit real fast." You say, dueling with an annoying ass Sound noob as he tries to cut you down with his katana. Yeah no. You catch that shit with your iron fucking hand and bend it back into his face, shoving it out the other side. "Goddamn though, feels good to cut loose on your own soild though, don't it Ibiki?"

"You're taking this way to easily." Ibiki comments back, kicking another Sound nin in the stomach and then kneeing him in the face. The two of you made it about half way to the interrogation building when a group of these assholes tried to jump you.

Tried being the word there. You slam your fist so hard into one of the enemies chests it actually comes out the other side. Brutal. "Just sayin' usually I gotta' wait in trees for like a whole week just to kill some fool, but here I get to do it at my leisure." You say, grinning slightly. You hear an explosion that nearly knocks you off your feet, and you look back to see smoke coming from the arena. "Shit, the Third-"

"FOCUS!" Ibiki shouts, finishing off the last of the Sound punks. "We need to get to the Interrogation building, intel says that Hidan's partner Kakuzu was seen in the Village. If he gets him freed, we'll be dealing with two Akatsuki instead of one."

"Yeah but the fucking Hokage's obviously a target Ibiki!" You shout, torn right now between what you should do. "If they get to him..."

"Sinchu, I can't handle someone like Kakuzu on my own, I need your help." Ibiki says, practically pleading with you.

Shit shit shit!

>What do?
>Choices choices choices.

>>2166288
>>2166295
Only rolling for the Main 4 right now. And Taka's roll wasn't for attacking, it was for...something else.

It's good though.

>>2166322

Hmmm, well let's get going with Ibiki

>>2166322
>Send a clone with Ibiki

>>2166322
>Trust the Third to take care of himself, help ibiki. ninja jesus help whatever poor cannon fodder gets thrown at the professor of shinobi

>>2166322
>go with ibiki

>>2166322
>Go with Ibiki
"Fine, but if the third bites it I'm kickin' your ass!"

>>2166355
this

Rolled 56, 59, 31, 43, 93 = 282 (5d100)

And we have a winner.

I'll need some 1d100's from ya'll.
DC 60 for the upcoming cannon fodder.

Up next we've got Susumu's rolls. Let's see...if he manages to pull off a miracle. He's got two DC's to beat. Getting the first one is all that really matters to the story though.

First DC 85
Second DC 95
Rolling

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2166363
Ohh so close

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Rolled 3, 79, 44, 92, 81 = 299 (5d100)

So close. So very close.

Well, next is Taka, and guess who just showed up looking for revenge?
DC 85

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2166363
fuuucking close

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2166363

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2166363

Rolled 32, 15, 42, 62, 21 = 172 (5d100)

>>2166368
That was supposed to be Hiki, not Taka.

THIS is Taka's. DC 70

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2166363

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2166363

So close

>>2166371
Pity, I almost got lewd.

Ya'll just barely dealt with the no names. Hope this isn't a sign of things to come. Writing.

>>2166374

Oh boy, hope Taka is ok

>>2166384

Way to boost our confidence

>>2166322
Tell Ibiki to find Jiraiya and send him to support the THird while Sinchu goes to stop Kakuzu.

>>2166390
Suzu is there he's fine

>>2166371
bearly made it

"Arrrrgh! FINE! But if he dies I'm kickin' your ass!" You shout, following closely behind Ibiki. You don't like this, you don't like this one bit. It feels like something terrible is going down at the arena, but right now Ibiki needs you. You've heard stories about what just one of the Akatsuki could do, you don't need to think about what two of them are capable of. "So is that Hidan fuck still alive?"

"Yeah, nothing we do to him really stops him." Ibiki says, the two of you running across rooftops. All around you there's fighting. You can spot members of the Akimichi Clan fighting off a wave of Sound nin, as well as what looks like giant fucking snakes. Gnarly. "We tried freezing him, burning him, we even dipped him in molten iron at one point, but all it seemed to do was take care of him for about a day, then he'd just regenerate."

"How the fuck did he regenerate from molten fucking iron?" You ask. That was kind of going to be your big finisher on the asshole if need be.

"We still don't know, he claims it's because of his god and...I'm honestly starting to believe him." Ibiki stops in his tracks as he sees a huge battle going on in front of the Interrogation building, loads of Leaf and Sound nin battling it out. "Let's clear house."

"Aww, you tried to sound like a badass there, didn't you Ibiki?" You tease him as you leap forward, landing on top of one Soun nin so hard you break his back in half. God you're awesome. "Which one of you fucks wan-"

"It's Sinchu! Get'em!" One of the other Sound nin shouts. A second later several of them leap on top of you, practically pushing you to the ground as they try stabbing and punching you. Thing is, you've got iron fucking skin.

"FUCKIN' DON'T INTERRUPT ME ASSHOLE!" You shout, tossing the fuckers away before grabbing one by the ankle and slamming him into another. "Fuckin' try to have a cool moment and they ruin it." You grumble, shooting a iron senbon from your fingertip and causing it to pierce right between a guys eyes. Finger guns bitch.

You keep this up for another minute, taking out most of the fuckers before your attention is drawn back to the arena. "What the fuck is that?" You ask, pointing to wards the weird looking square energy thing that just popped up. Before you have a chance to investigate, you notice something out of the corner of your eye.

Or rather someone. "The fuck is the Noble doing?" You ponder as you watch him sneak into the interrogation building. "Fuckin' dumbass is gonna' get himself killed." You race into the building after him, just barely catching sight of him going down stairs to the...holding cells. "No...no fucking way." You race after him, leaping down the stairs in the process until you push through another set of doors that lead into a long hallway, just as the Noble's about to reach the holding cells at the end of it. "NOBLE!" You shout, causing him to stop. "The fuck you think you're doing!?"

The Noble stops, turning around to face you with a frown.

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>>2166439
He played us like a damn fiddle.

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>>2166439
"Was honestly surprised your lazy ass even bothered to come after me." The Noble says, though not in the voice you recognize. "Isn't there a group of whores you need to fondle?"

"In due time!" You shout, pointing a finger at him as you walk forward. "What I wanna' know is, what the fuck are you doing down here?"

"Doing? What's it look like you idiot?" The Noble slowly grabs hold of the skin on his neck and...peels it off, the shape of his body changing too until, much to your horror, the Noble's gone, and instead there's a creepy looking fucker in a black cloak standing in front of you.

"Fucking hell, you're Kakuzu." You say, frowning. How the fuck did you not notice this shit!?

"Took you long enough." Kakuzu says, then starts performing a series of hand seals.

>SHIT WHAT DO?!

Rolled 7, 55, 95, 3, 46 = 206 (5d100)

Hmmm hmmm hmmm.

Well, let's see how Hiki's doing against "GET OVER HERE!"

DC 85

>>2166449
>Use the "hit'm in the balls" jutsu we taught Karin

Rolled 88, 48, 22, 82, 79 = 319 (5d100)

>>2166452
Hahaha, of fucking course. Prodigy and all that.

But how's Taka doing? Maybe a certain someone's come to help...let the dogs out?

DC 80

>>2166449
How much do we know about what Kakuzu can do?

>>2166452
Shoving his chain up his ass, apparently. Actually, I wonder if he was stupid enough to try and use it, since Hiki could just eat it.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2166452
1

>>2166462
You know that he's very, very hard to kill. And that he's got multiple releases.

>>2166449
Fucking interrupt him from finishing whatever he's doing.

>>2166449

Alright time for something fun: Tetsu Clan Fire Style: Molten Iron bullet jutsu

>>2166449
>>2166468
Let's keep him from dong whatever he's trying to do at first then. Then we can try burning him, and see if his durability is as bullshit as Hidan's and can regenerate cells and shit.

>>2166449
Slap his hands in between ours, crushing them.

>>2166449
Wait does this mean susumu loses the bet?

Interrupting him seems to be the path ya'll want to take.

1d100
DC 89

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2166502

Whew

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2166502

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2166502
Oh fuck

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2166502

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2166502

Fuckin' close call there hombres.

Writing.

>>2166513
PRAISE THIS HERO

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Nah fuck that noise. Instead of just shouting the name of the attack out like you usually due, you decide to save some time and just fucking attack the fucker right in front of you. You snap your fingers, the tips of them becoming white hot, the iron covering them boiling for a bit before you start shooting out small piece of molten iron. Whatever Kakuzu was planning, fucker's gonna' have to think again.

"Shit." Kakuzu curses, dodging your attacks one by one until a lucky shot manages to get him right in the neck. The sound of sizzling flesh never felt so pleasing to the ears. "Fuck!" He shout, and you watch as grayish tendrils pour out of his neck and quickly tear off the molten iron, as well as parts of his own flesh.

"Bet that stung huh?" You say, taking off your top and going full Tekkotsu over your whole body. "Then this next part's gonna' fuckin' hurt like shit." You rush forward, covering the distance between the two of you in no time before striking Kakuzu right in the stomach, and knocking him off his feet. Although when you go to pull your hand back, you see that same gray tendril bullshit from before wrapping around your arms. "The fuck?!"

"C'mere." Kakuzu grabs your head with both hands, and then headbutts you! The fucker just headbutted you! "Hnngh!" If it wasn't for that fucking headband he'd be dealing with a crushed skull right now, as is though you're starting to get woozy. "Learned a lot about you over the last couple of weeks." He says, slamming his head into your again. Oh shit, starting to see stars. "And while you may get a thick hide of iron, that brain of yours is still as squishy as ever!" He says, preparing one more headbutt, while at the same time the gray tendrils start to snake their way into your mouth! Gross!

>Waht do?

>>2166547

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS, then blast him with fireball jutsu

>>2166547
BARF IN HIS FACE!

>>2166547
KNEE HIM IN THE DICK

>>2166547
Since we can't use jutsu, wait for him to go in for the next headbutt, then use our free hand like a knife or spear or whatever and shove it up through his chin. He shouldn't even see it coming.

Also yell for Ibiki to actually do something.

>>2166547
substitution jutsu, its so simple he won't see it coming, and by the time he realizes what just happened, we'll have two of his hearts pieced with our (white hot) iron hands.

>>2166547
>Shoot fire from your mouth.
EZ

>>2166547
TETSUGAN
Knife-eye him!

If my post (>>2166566) doesn't win, change my vote to combining>>2166574 and >>2166565

Kneeing him in the dick/balls wins.

1d100
DC 70
A crit here would be hilarious.

>>2166547
Just use the fireball jutsu and burn the wires un our mouth we still have two hands

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2166583

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2166583
I fell like i'm in a SOM quest

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2166583

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2166583

>>2166591
Fuuuuuuu

>>2166591
>Instead of kicking his balls, we gently and lovingly caress them.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2166591

NIGGER

Passed, but you got a 1.

That's gonna' cost you.

Writing.

>>2166598
>>2166596
Kakuzu is a corpse any balls he had are long rotten

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2166583

>>2166603
>we kick him in the balls
>AH THAT FUCKING HURT
>But guess what?
>MY TESTICLES ARE MADE OUT OF NASTY HAIR TOO HAHAHAHAHAH
>HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY CROTCH EATING YOUR KNEE

>>2166604
Its the thought that counts.

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>>2166603

>>2166603
"You made it gay by shoving your tentacles in my throat don't blame me for where it goes from there"

>>2166612

Don't taunt the QM goddamn it, especially since you rolled us a fucking 1

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Fuck! Can't use your jutsu's right now cause your arms are tangled up in whatever the fuck this shit is, and you can't even shout for help because you've got that same tendril shit in your mouth like some bad hentai. There's only one thing for you to do in this situation.

Kick this fucker in the nuts.

You slam your knee right into Kakuzu's balls, watching as his eyes go wide with pain. HA! Take that you fuck-"FUCKER!" He shouts, more tendrils coming out of his body and grabbing you. They begin to slam you up and down, cracking the hard concrete of the ceiling and the floor, before tossing you backwards as Kakuzu grips his smashed grapes. "YOU'RE GONNA" FUCKING PAY FOR THAT!"

"Not likely!" You say, kipping yourself back up. "First I'm gonna' beat your ass down, then I'm gonna' rip your head off, and shove it up that same ass I just beat!" You shout, taking up a pose. "No bring it on! I'm ready!" You watch as Kakuzu screams in rage, ripping off his cloak and turning his back to you. You squint in confusion as you see four masks on the dude's back, and get even more confused when the red and blue masks start to detach. "...oh fuck." You say, staring up at the two huge black masses. They fucking take up the whole goddamn hallway!

"I don't even care if you're small pickings on the market, I'm taking your head for the fucking gratification it'll bring me." Kakuzu says as the red and blue mask creatures start crawling on the walls and ceiling to wards you.

>Well shit son ain't good.
>Wanna' keep this up as Sinchu or switch on over to someone else?

>>2166637
Switching over to Sinchu or Hiki seems good.

>>2166637
Switch to Taka

>>2166637
wouldn't mind switching to Taka or Hiki

>>2166637
Let's stay as Sinchu, nobody else has been rolling as badly as we have. I don't want to fuck them up too.

>>2166637
Switch to hiki

>>2166637

Hmmm, well switching to Hiki or staying as Sinchu is fine.

Switching to Hiki wins. Gonna' take a thirty minute break, doggo needs a walk.

>>2166637
Go Hiki

tetsugan would have been good there
oh well. kicking someone in the balls is good, too

Alright guys, give me some rolls for Hiki real quick.
1d100
DC 90.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2166767

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2166767

Oh Jesus

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2166767

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2166767

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2166767
Oh dayum

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2166767

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2166767
shiiiit

Rolled 94, 56, 28, 75, 3 = 256 (5d100)

Failed. Shit.

Okay writing.

Btw here's Sinchu's rolls. DC 90

>>2166792
gj sinchu

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>>2166774
>>2166776
>>2166777
>>2166779
>>2166781

>>2166792

At least Sinchu did fine

>>2166810

We still have an arsenal of ninjutsu on hand boyo, relax. Just gotta hope other anons don't vote just punching Scorpion, oh who am I kidding they're gonna be voting for it no matter how dire it gets

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>You are Hiki
>Good luck with that

Gaara's screaming, that's the only thing that you're picking up right now. Not the shouts of worry from the others in the infirmary, not the sound of crackling flames, not even the sound of your skin getting pierced as the yellow clad mercenary in front of you sends his spiked chain through your arm.

All you hear is Gaara's screams. "Let. Go." You growl, gripping the chain tightly in your hand as you try to yank Scorpion to wards you. Behind him you can see Kabuto, he's doing something to Gaara, he's placing some tag on his head! Why aren't the others doing anything?! You look around, noticing all of the snakes currently wrapped around everyone bodies, squeezing them tightly. Dammit! Dammit!

"Your strength is impressive boy, it's most likely the reason you were able to kill Reptile as easily as you did." Scorpion says, his hands becoming engulfed in flames as he retracts the chain, tearing out a piece of your skin in the process. "But I'm not as weak as he was."

"Now now, there's no reason to bully the boy." Kabuto says, laughing. "After all it's not his fault he made enemies of you. Just got the wrong mission at the wrong time."

"Quit your yammering boy, the only reason I'm helping Orochimaru is because he promised me the Tetsu boy's head. After I've collected it me and my comrades are leaving." Scorpion shoots another chain out to wards you, but you duck just in time. You can see the bruises across his arms from where you strike'd him earlier. A normal person would've buckled under your attacks by now, but Scorpion isn't normal.

"Hmmm, not quite what Orochimaru would like to hear, but fair enough. Besides," Kabuto grins, placing two fingers on top of Gaara's forehead as he does. "With this the Leaf will be as good as done."

"Let. Him. GO!" You shout, racing forward, ducking under another of Scorpions chains and slamming into him in the process. The momentum carries you both into Kabuto, and you send both of them crashing through the door and into the hallway. You turn around, seeing Gaara's eyes start to close slowly as his body relaxes.

"Hi-hiki." Sakura groans, the snake wrapped around her body tightening up.

Shit, shit you have to help them, but you can't help both! How-

Shhhhrrrip!

You turn, looking at the ripped and shredded remains of the snake that had just been wrapped around Sakura, and then up at Agon as he grins at you. "Hurry up and save your friend there, I'll handle the rest."

"Thank you Agon." You say, rushing over to Gaara as quickly as you can. You can see that your friend is nearly passed out, the tag on his forehead glowing now.

>What do?
>Also congrats, saving Agon earlier saved you a fucking buttload of trouble.

>>2166833

>"Thanks Agon."

Well what're we waiting for let's go save Gaara and Sakura

>>2166838
Sakura is the one who just got saved from the snake thanks to Agon, your attention is solely on Gaara right now.

>>2166833
>try and rip the tag off

>>2166833
Well I doubt Orochimaru managed to sneak spies past the Hyuga's eyes, so wait for Scorpion to use his chain again, then electrocute him with chidori armor.

Also, what did Hiki's successes earlier do? Shit seems as fucked as possible even though he hasn't failed a roll.

>>2166833
>Use Chidori Cloak to speed up and save Gaara

>>2166838

Ignore that last part and the thanks. Let's save Gaara, rush in, rip off the tag, and blast Kabuto right in the face with a fireball jutsu

>>2166842

Yeah I notice, DON'T LOOK AT MY SHAME

>>2166833
Take the tag quick!

>>2166847
>>2166843

Supporting...

>>2166846
They were so Susumu could slip through and get to the Hokage in time


Okay then, ripping the tag off wins.
1d100
DC 10

What comes next will be hard but fun.

>>2166833
smoke bomb, then steel clone to distract scorpion, then use doton jutsu to move under the earth and get close to Gaara and Kabuto and pull Gaara away.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2166854

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2166854

Rolling...

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2166854
oh no

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2166854
>10
mfw
>>2166857
>>2166862
Wow, wish we got these rolls on the ones that aren't basically impossible to fail.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2166854

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2166854

>Spoiler

OH BOY IS IT SHUKAKU TIME?

>>2166857

Boyo

Congrats, you pass.

Let's do this.

>What comes next will be hard but fun.

We are about to talk with Shukaku aren't we?

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Whatever that tag is on Gaara's head, it's the reason he's acting the way he is, it has to be! You rush forward, sliding under one of Scorpions chains once more before reaching up and ripping the tag off of Gaara's head. "Yes! I di-"

You feel an immense pressure in your stomach, followed by excruciating pain. You're sent flying backwards into the concrete wall, creating a hole in it as you look forward, your vision swimming as you watch Gaara change before your eyes. Sand seems to encompass him, having him grow bigger and bigger, until he begins to crack the ceiling form his size. "Wh-what the hell is this!?" Scorpion asks, taking a step back. You watch as Gaara grows even larger, the ceiling finally breaking apart. Scorpion lets out a cry as debris fall on top of him.

"N-no!" You shout, pulling yourself from the wall and rushing around for the rest of your friends. You watch as the concrete ceiling starts to fall on them, it's moving to fast, you're too slow!

"HAAAAAA!" You watch as multiple glowing chains, different from the ones used by Scorpion, shoot out and stretch across the ceiling, keeping the debris from falling on top of the others. You turn your head, seeing Karin, struggling by the looks of it as multiple chains come out of her chest. Is this...is this what puberty is like for girls? "Stop messin' around and go after him Hiki!" She shouts. "I've got this!"

You scramble up, jumping out of the huge hole in the building that Gaara had created, and stare in horror at the scene before you. Gaara is...he's transformed into some kind of monster. Is this the fabled One-Tails? "Yeah, that's the One-Tails." Tesshin says, poking his head out. "And he's trashin' Konoha something bad."

"Tesshin, I...I don't know what to do." You say, feeling heavy. "I don't think I can punch this problem."

"Not like you are, you can't." He says. What? "Hiki, I know I've only been hangin' out with you for a while now, but you've shown me stuff, albeit mostly homoerotic tensions between you and the red head, but you've shown me that you care. For that, I'm gonna' lend you my power."

"You're power? What do you mean?"

"I mean I'm gonna' make you fuckin' big so we can go fight that giant raccoon fucker over there." He says. "Now think Hiki, think of something that could fight Shukaku!"

And you do.

>1d5
>Taking fourth roll.
>1. "Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty."
>2. "This hand of mine burns with an awesome power!"
>3. "Sooo-per-maaan."
>4. "Cruel Angel's Thesis."
>5. "Bigger than big, stronger than strong!"

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2166912

Rolling...

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2166912

OH BOY EVERYONE, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GET

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2166912
Oh booooyyy

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>2166912
1 plz get!

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2166919
FUCK!

>>2166922
Wrong dice. 1d5 not 1d4.

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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2166912

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>>2166922
Best option won.

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Alright boys. Here we go. Writing.

>>2166926

This is the only one I don't know

>>2166934
Or not, since I didn't notice the misrolled dice.

GIGANTOOOOOR is a good option too, though.

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You think back to long ago, when Susumu brought home a bunch of old VHS's for all of the younger ones to watch. Of course Sinchu gravitated to wards the more violent ones, and Suzu just loved the one show about the school girls who transformed into older versions of themselves, only with really tiny skirts. But for you and Taka, there was one show that always stuck out in your mind, one that just seemed like the coolest thing ever.

And you were gonna' be that. You feel the iron on your skin start to stretch and grow, the ground beneath your feet getting farther and father away the more you grow. Your iron, it becomes black like Tesshin's, not only that but you can feel the lightning in your body start to surge around you, creating thunderbolts that shoot off of your new, giant robot body and into the sky, creating a group of storm clouds in the process.

As you reach full height, Shukakau finally turns to look at you, tilting his head in confusion. "And just what the fuck are you supposed to be?"

You strike a pose. "Bigger than big!" You swing your arms around. "Taller than tall!" You clap them together. "Quicker than quick and stronger than strong!" You then point right at Shukaku. "I am Hikigaya Tetsu, and I am ready to fight for what's right, against all that is wrong!" An explosion goes off behind you, a cloud of black smoke bellowing up as electricity courses through your giant robot arms. "Shukaku! Release my friend Gaara from your hold!"

"Come and take'em ya' freak!" Shukaku shouts, rushing to wards you and destroying several buildings in the process.

>What do?
>GIANT ROBOT!

>>2166962
Giant fucking chidori

>>2166962

Fire the biggest goddamn bolt of lightning there is

>>2166965

Or this

>>2166965
This

>>2166962
take this thing out of the village first of all

>>2166962
Chidori punch the cunt towards the forest of death or somewhere away from the village. Don't want to cause too much collateral damage.

>>2166970
>>2166972

Support...

>>2166962
>>2166970
Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.

Alright then.

1d100+10
DC 80

Rolled 82 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2166978

Rolled 78 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2166978

>>2166978

Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2166978

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2166978

Rolled 60 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2166978

Rolling...

Rolled 21 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2166978

EAT DICK SHUKAKU

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2166978
>>2166986
Daww.

You win.

Writing.

>>2166993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzDOpvukhNo
Yay

>>2166993

Wait really? Holy fuck, we took out a tailed beast like he was a fucking punk

>>2166998
The power of a god i guess

>>2167000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO48mtNd4jo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

"You know what's really strong against Earth?" You say, bringing your fist up as it crackles with electricity, the sound of One-Hundred-Thousand birds echoing throughout Village. "TEN TON CHIDORI!" You screech, the rockets on the back of your heels launching you into the air as Shukaku leaps at you as well. You slam your fist directly into the beasts stomach, stopping him in his tracks before the momentum carries forward, and sends him flying through the air, and straight into the Forest of Death. The sound of the impact is huge, and you're lucky you didn't send him straight into the tall building in the middle of the Forest. Still, time to catch up.

Your rocket feet propel you forward, loads of shinobi below glancing up in absolute surprise at the sight of you. You land with a earth shaking slam as Shukaku starts to stand, the hole in his stomach just now starting to heal. But you're not about to let it end here. "Super Storm Shroud!" You shout, lightning covering your whole, big body. You rush, tackling Shukaku to the ground as you start laying punch after punch into him. You're about to end it with a powerful hammer fist, when you widen your eyes. There, on the top of Shukaku's head is Gaara, half of his body hanging out.

Your pause is enough for Shukaku to slam his fist into you, knocking you backwards. You stumble, falling on your but and crushing the fence surrounding the Forest. You really hope you didn't kill any animals right now. "Hiki, you're doin' great kid! Kick his fuckin' ass and end this shit!" Tesshin shouts.

"Bu-but Gaara." You say, pointing. "I don't think I can deal a killing blow without hurting Gaara as well!"

"Well you better think of something fast, cause that fucker is coming right for us!"

"I'm gonna' stomp your fuckin' head in!" Shukaku shouts, leaping into the air before he starts to fall right to wards you.

>What do?!