>>2162417
Morning Dust, luckily I caught the quest before it started.

>>2162426
Good morning anon. I'm still writing so hopefully more people will join in as it goes along

>>2162430
Mornin' man! Time for some ever present optimism and soon to come inevitable fall of hitomi!

>>2162430
I'm here too, lets open the game

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September 18th, 1988

Time to finally leave India!

It took Polnareff some time to get used to the car, but after a few scares, he managed to keep driving just fine.

With Kakyoin on the front seat, you shared the back seat with Jotaro, Joseph and Iggy, who was comfortably sleeping under your lap.

Strangely enough, you have yet to see Iggy misbehave in front of you.Sure, he might be currently drooling on your clothes, but he's been sleeping ever since Polnareff started driving, it seems your plan of keeping him in place with chewing gum might just work out afterall--

You quickly look around for the coffee flavoured gum packages you received from the Foundation, only to see it empty on the ground.

So he was pretending to sleep while he ate the gum without anyone noticing? Nice going Hitomi... That'll sure make it easier to interact with him...

"*Cough Cough* Stop driving so slow! You're in my way!" Your thoughts are suddenly interrupted by Polnareff's complaints at a red car blocking the road. "You know what? I'm gonna pass the guy!" He says, almost going off road and accelerating past the unknown driver.

"Polnareff, no need to be reckless." Kakyoin says, only to hear a naughty laugh from the frenchman in return.

"You think that might have thrown some pebbles on the poor guy's car?" Joseph asks, looking to the rear window.

"Who knows? It could have." Polnareff shurgs while keeping his eyes on the road.

>The car looks fine to me.

>Be careful, Polnareff.

>>2162452
>Be careful, Polnareff.

>>2162452
>Be careful, Polnareff.

>>2162452
>Be careful, Polnareff.
Well atleast Joseph isint driving

>>2162475
Makes me wonder what kind of drive Jotaro would be...

>>2162452
>Be careful, Polnareff.

>>2162477
Judging with his history with airplanes it wouldn't be pretty

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"He's speeding up now." Jotaro points out "Maybe he's in a hurry."

"Let him pass then." Joseph advises.

Polnareff lowers the car glasses and signals for the driver to pass.

As soon as he passes, he slows down, raising dust onto Polnareff's windshield.

"What's the big idea? I let you pass, damn it. Hurry up and go away!" Polnareff tries to drive past him, but is completely blocked by the red car.

"Maybe they got mad at you." Kakyoin scolds Polnareff.

"Did you see his face though?" Jotaro asks.

"No, It's probably because of the dirty windows, but I didnt see anything." Polnareff replies.

"Could it be, then?" Jotaro ponders, unsure if a stand user might be hiding inside the car.

"You better watch out, Polnareff." Joseph mantains his eyes on the road.

Before any of their doubts could be confirmed, the man signals for Polnareff to drive past him similarly to how he previoulsy did the same.

"He's letting me pass now? Maybe he finally realized how slow his car really is. You should have stayed behind me in the first place, idiot." A cocky Polnareff says, following the driver's command.

His smug smile quickly fades away after hearing a nearby truck coming straight towards him at over 40 MPH.

"WHAT? A TRUCK!?" Pol screams after hearing the truck's horn.

"It's no use! We're going to crash!" A scared Kakyoin stares at the oncoming vehicle.

>Brace yourself.

>Grab ahold of Iggy.

>Jump out the window.

>Try to stop the truck with your stand.

>>2162508
jotaro, I could trust to hold back a speeding truck. Our stand....? That's a bit of a toss up... maybe if we had star platinum.
Is our reaction fast enough to copy some metal from the car and have it shield us and whoever is near?

>>2162508
>Brace yourself.
Could we use our stand to absorb a seat cushion to soften the hit?

>>2162516
ah, you're right, seat cushion is probably better

>>2162508
>Brace yourself.
>Grab ahold of Iggy.

Tiny dog going bouncing around in a car isn't going to be good for him.

>>2162508
>>Grab ahold of Iggy.

>>2162513
>>2162516
KC takes about a full second to completely absorb something, not nearly enough time to stop the truck, so you're left alone with her nromal state, which is strong on its own, but i dont think it's able to stop a speeding vehicle with her bare hands without some recoil damage.

>>2162525
shatterted arms don't sound great right now...
I'll take bracing and grabbing hold of iggy then

>>2162525
I wasn't talking about using the cushion to brace against the truck itself. Not to stop it.

>>2162527
Was* autocorrect strikes again

>>2162527
>>2162520
>>2162523
Well, that could work, but we'll have to see how that goes.
1d100. Low DC since she put her seat belt on

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2162532

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2162537
『UNDER PRESSURE』

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2162532
>>2162537
HA
UNDER PRESSURE STRIKES AGAIN

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>>2162537
>>2162539
>>2162540

>>2162537
Does this mean iggy at the very least doesn't hate us now?

>>2162549
Not yet.

>>2162537
>>2162539
>>2162540
With your survival instincts kicking in, you summon Karma Chameleon to place a hand on the car seats while stretching herself onto the car's back seat, protecting not only you, but both Joseph and Jotaro in the process.

As for Iggy, you grab ahold of the poor dog to protect himself from the upcoming inpact.

You close your eyes and wait for the worst, only to notice the crash isnt happening.

Did it happen so fast that you're already dead?

You slowly open your eyes to see the truck standing still a few metters away from your car, both vehicles being completely intact. Oddly enough, you can also see Star Platinum going back into Jotaro, who looks visibly tired all of a sudden.

Iggyy also wakes up to see himself on your arms. Confused, he loudly barks at you while biting at your hand.

"Ow!" You yelp as you let the dog go. What an ungrateful mutt, he didnt even know what was going on...

"Huh? What happened?" Polnareff is dumbfounded at the sight of both cars being fine.

"Let's just Star Platinum helped us out..." Jotaro takes a breather.

"Well, good job. But where's the other car?" Joseph asks.

"Seems like it took off. Now, do you think that the driver might be a stand user following us? Or maybe it's just some random asshole."

"Of course it's a stand user, we almost died!" Polnareff temporarily puts his confusion on hold to answer Jotaro.

"But we didnt even see a stand trying to attack us." Kakyoin argues.

>It's probably the former.

>It's probably the latter.

>Jotaro. Did you stop time again?

>>2162585
>It's probably the former.

Driving down an isolated cliffside road and a driver who suddenly coaxes us in front of a freight truck? Might be a coincidence, but this seems a little too coincidental to not be intentional.

>>2162585
>It's probably the former.
It only benefits us to be constantly vigilant especially while driving.

>>2162585
>It's probably the former
>Queitly ask jotaro if he stopped time
Make sure to whisper so no one hears

>>2162585
>It's probably the former.
it's a fucking stand user. its always a fucking stand user.
>Jotaro. Did you stop time again?
not out loud. quietly, perhaps, ask him if he did 'it', without refering to the specific it in question

>>2162603
Supportin

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>>2162603
>>2162592
>>2162589
"It's probably the former." You affirm to the group.

"Even so, there's not much we can do other than be careful as we head to the border." Joseph tries to think of what to do. "If someone comes after us again, we'll just have to take them down,stand user or not."

While Mr Joestar is talking, you approach Jotaro and whisper in his ear while everyone's distracted.

"You did it again, didnt you?"

"You bet I did." Is all Jotaro whispers back, before Kakyoin picks up the conversation.

"The truck driver's probably confused, though... What should we do to him?"

"Let's just pretend that never happened. Ignore it." Jotaro says, adjusting his hat.

...

After a few minutes of driving, Polnareff parks the car close to a tree for the group to take a break on the establishment Joseph found while he was driving uphill.

"A roadside tea house..." Joseph checks out the place. "Why not stop for a bit? If we take our time, we may avoid running into that car again."

"Agreed." You say while walking out the door.

>Order something.

>Sit at the table.

>Talk to someone (Specify.)

>>2162645
>>Order something.
Order some green tea, why not

>>2162645
>Talk to someone (Specify.)
talk to jotaro, ask him if he's tired and if he's figured anything out about it yet. we could probably give him a bit of hamon to pep him up. Then we could probably talk to joseph. Old man might know his teas.

>>2162645
>Order something.
I wonder if Iggy likes normal coffee or just the flavoured gum

>>2162645
Coffee for iggy

>>2162656
You wanna kill Iggy

>>2162655
This

>>2162656
>>2162661
Coffee kills dogs, stupid

>>2162672 I was just wondering it's not like I know every little thing about dogs

>>2162683
I mean it's common sense not to give your dog random shit like coffee

>>2162655
This.
And if he doesnt know many teas, just order something simple and dump a lot of sugar in. Hitomi seems like the kind of girl with a sweet tooth.

>>2162655
>Joseph
>tea
I thought he prefered coffee

>>2162696
do we know that though?

>>2162655
Jotaro it is then, I'll start writing.

>>2162690
I'm pretty sure your not supposed to give your doggo gum either so I assumed it was fine

>>2162690
To be fair, you shouldn't be giving a dog coffee-flavored gum either.

Or have it fight pose-crazy maniacs with super powers.

>>2162692
you think hitomi's the kind of girl that would do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjydVFbkYxA

>>2162724
>>2162692
>just pouring the drink on top of the sugar cubes
This is perfect

>>2162655
Joseph quickly went to the counter to order some drinks with Polnareff and Kakyoin while Iggy took a walk around the place.

Looking out for Jotaro, you see him putting his cigarette pack back into his pocket as he sits down on a nearby table.

Sitting across from him, you decide to ask him about his sudden activation of the time stopping ability while no one else is around yet.

"To be honest. I'm still not sure how i activated it, i must have gotten accostumed to it after being frozen randomly throughout the day, so thinking about stopping time while under pressure seemed to work, i think i've managed it for about two seconds during the car crash. Although it never gets any less tiring."

Good to know he's making progress, but you're not sure if he'll be able to master that ability before meeting Dio...

>Maybe i can help you relax with my Hamon.

>How often has this been happening?

>What did you order?

>Write-in

>Call out for Iggy.

>Sit back and wait for Joseph to arrive.

>>2162753
>>Maybe i can help you relax with my Hamon.

Sure, help him relax... with Hamon

>>2162753
>Maybe i can help you relax with my Hamon.
>Sit back and wait for Joseph to arrive.
>when our tea comes, dump all the sugar into it. All of it.

>>2162761
this
all the fucking sugar

>>2162761
Agreed.

>>2162761
Thirded

>>2162761
This
Let the diabetes begin!

do we roll to not gag on sugar?

>>2162760
>>2162761
Rolling for nurse Hitomi
Nothing will happen if you fail, it's just to see how well she can heal our buddy Jotaro.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2162780

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2162780

>>2162780

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2162780

>>2162786
Well that didn't work for some odd reason

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2162780

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>>2162785
>>2162788
>>2162784
Pretty good.

>>2162789
Did you put dice+1d100 in the options field my nigga

>>2162788
>>2162790
We might as well carry a gun so that we can use it on ourselves, so that we can just use [UNDER PRESSURE] on the fly

>>2162796
persona 3 style!

... wait, several peoples' mental images of hitomi (including mine) happen to correspond to the P3 fem protag....

>>2162795
Yeah but I'm also on mobile

Rolled 46 (1d100)

rolling for not getting diabetes

>>2162838
Too bad

>>2162838
hamon will fix it, no worries

>>2162785
>>2162788
>>2162784
"Maybe i can help you relax with my Hamon!" You smile to your classmate while suggesting the idea.

Jotaro ponders for a bit about letting you go through with it or not, but he eventually gives you a nod of approval.

Standing up and cracking your joints, you position yourself behind Jotaro and take a deep breath as you prepare to charge him up with Hamon.

After passing your energy onto him, you give Jotaro a slow massage on his shoulders, sjust in case he needs to ease some tension.

Jeez, his shoulders are unmovable! Either he's as buffed as a buffalo, has terrible posture, or the stress from the anticipation of Dio's encounter is taking a bigger toll on him that he's letting on.

"Thanks, i feel a lot better now. You can stop." Jotaro abruptly says, noticing Joseph and the others leaving the counter.

You weren't exactly finished, but it's best to go bck to your seat to prevent any awkward explanations...

"Here it is." Joseph arrives at the table with 6 drinks. By the smell, you can tell that you have 2 cups of oolong tea, a cup of chamomile tea, a cup of coffee, a cup of iced tea and a yellowish cup with a sweet flavour to it, you're not really sure what that is, but it's probably pretty tasty if you were to judge by smelling it alone.

To your left there are a few sugar packets and a few straws to share with your group.

>Drink coffee.

>Drink oolong tea.

>Drink chamomile tea.

>Drink iced tea.

>Drink the unknown juice.

>Who cares? Just pick one and fill it with sugar.

>>2162855
>Who cares? Just pick one and fill it with sugar.

although im tempted with oolong and the unknown juice....

>>2162855
>Coffee with all the sugar put into it

>>2162855
>Drink coffee

Mama Hitomi didn't raise no wuss.

>>2162855
>Coffee with ALL sugars

>>2162862
>Drink the unknown juice.
Use it to sense for stand users before filling it up with sugar

>>2162855
>Who cares? Just pick one and fill it with sugar.
Go to the other empty tables and steal their sugar packets too.

>>2162855
>Drink iced tea.
>With tons of sugar
Sweet, and it cools us off during the middle of the day in Afghanistan (iirc)

>taking josephs coffee
baka

>>2162872
right, we should check that.

>>2162872
Oh, shit, that's right, we should sense for stand users too

>>2162872
Yas do this

>>2162872
fine sure this i guess
no coffee for us

>>2162886
Im more for the sensing part, rather than what we drink. But, I don't care what we drink, so....

>>2162872
It can't even sense stand users. All it can sense is people... stand users or not, right? It's good if we are searching for a guy in some ruin, but this place isn't dark or some indoor maze. We can just look around and it has the same effect.

>>2162892
Didn't it search for the hanged man back in that place in India though?

>>2162886
I was agreeing to using whatever drink we get to search for stand users. Don't have to not have coffee

>>2162892

It did point out Geil's Stand, Hanged Man, while we were in India, however.

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Coffee filled sugar with Hamon, got it.

>>2162917
Now that gives me an idea. Would hamon charged drinks be healthier for you?

>>2162917
You mean sugar with coffee in it, right?

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>>2162943
Hamon is amplified by liquids to the point it can join it's molecules so you're able to freeze it in the air so...
>>2162953
There's probably more sugar than coffee in it at this point

>>2162957
That's what I was getting at. Just a cup of sugar with some coffee splashed in it for taste.

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You snatch the coffee cup from the tray as you unpack some of the sugar packets.

"Hey Hitomi, that one's for Mr Joestar--" Kakyoin politely warns you before being interrupted by the man himself.

"It's alright Kakyoin, I can drink the sugarcane juice instead." Joseph laughs it off, not really minding what he would drink.

They all wait for you to give them their sugar packets, only for you to pour all 6 of them into your mug and drink it on a straw.

The group looks pretty shocked as you nonchalantly enjoy your drink with a tender smile on your face.

"Well, I suppose I'm not one to judge with food preferences." Kakyoin clears his throat.

"What?" You speak with the straw still on your mouth.

"Nothing, we're just hoping you dont do this every time you drink coffee." Polnareff raises his non existent eyebrow, waiting for you to decline only to be stared back in silence.

"Oh my god...Maybe I'm just to old to drink stuff like this..." Joseph scratches his head.

As you peacefully enjoy your drinks, the idea of using your Hamon on the coffe comes to your head, it could be a good idea just to check if any stand users are nearby.

And sure enough, the ripples point out to a car parked right behind you, which appears to be the same car that previously set up a car crash.

"Isnt that...?" You call your comrades' attention to the car behind you, which made the group weary of the men around the tea house.

"Alright, where's the driver of that car parked over there?" Joseph speaks up, looking to every possible direction.

"I'm not sure. I didnt even noticed it was parked there..." The barman says in confusion.

"I doubt the driver will come out and announce himself." Kakyoin says to the group.

"This only leaves us with one option, right Jotaro?" Joseph asks his grandson.

"Yeah. It'll envolve some innocent bystanders, but we'll just beat them all down!" Jotaro irrationally says, tackling down a nearby man, with Joseph following soon after.

"H-hey Jotaro, Stop! You too, Mr Joestar?! This is going too far!" Kakyoin protests to no avail.

>Join them.

>Tell them to stop.

>Approach the car.

>>2162997
>Tell them to stop.

>Approach the car.

>>2162997
well, unless we leave, there's a high probablity it'll drive right through the wall and into us, so might as well take this outside where collateral damage is minimal.
>Join them.
>Approach the car.
>finish up our coffee too, but leave a little at the bottom in case it help with karma chameleon

>>2163008
This

>>2162997
>Approach the car

>>2162997

I'll support this: >>2163008

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>>2163008
Taking your coffee mug with you, you approach the car with your stand out, hoping to get a reaction from the driver if you mess up with his car a little.

You get ready to throw a punch, only for a big hand to appear in on the front seat and splash a cup of alcohol straight to your face.

Thankfully, you reacted fast enough to close your eyes before the liquid hit you, but when you open your eyes, the car's already gone.

"Are you alright, Hitomi?" Joseph notices you being temporarily dazed by the alcohol.

"That asshole... Time to get to the bottom of this!" Polnareff says, running up to his car and catching Iggy along the way.

...

After following the car at high speed, Polnareff drove all the way up the cliffside to catch the mysterious driver while you struggled to keep your coffee from spilling on the floor.

"I'm gonna nail that bastard on this curve!" Polnareff speeds up, following the car until he reached a dead end, with an old suspension bridge connecting both countries' boards.

"What? A dead end?" The frenchman hits the brakes as hard as he can, barely avoiding the car from falling several dozends of meters into the ground below.

"But how did he disappear on that curve? I doubt that car would be able to cross this bridge..." Kakyoin thinks out loud.

Before anyone could rationalize a good answer, the car appeared right behind yours, ramming itself against the Joestar mobile, pushing him even closer to the edge.

Despite Polnareff's efforts, it appears this car will shove everyone down the cliff.

>Get out of the car.

>Take the wheel.

>Try to hit the car from where you are.

>>2163094
>>Take the wheel.
Time for a Kansei Dorifto

>>2163094
>Take the wheel.

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

>>2163094
OVERDRIVE! Straight through the metal of both cars, into the other driver!

>>2163094
Can we have karma punch through the back window and touch the hood? Might be able to liquify the car into coffee

>>2163094

I'll second this: >>2163113

>>2163113
Try this.

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>>2163113
Let's go then. Roll!
>Captcha has been nothing but vehicles during the entire session.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2163146
cmon under pressure

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2163146

>>2163149
I'm thinking asking it to activate might have cursed it to not this time

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2163146

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2163146
Well crap. Hope the dc was 65...

>>2163176
Nope
We die by turning ouselves into super sugary coffee

>>2163149
>>2163152
>>2163157
"KORE!" You summon Karma Chameleon to punch through the back window, dipping one of her hands into the coffee mug and another one on the red car's hood, you turn your stand into coffee in an attempt to liquify the car.

You sucessfully turn the car's hood into liquid, but as soon as the driver notices what you're doing. You see some liquid flying straight to the hole you've made on Polnareff's car.

Karma Chameleon tries to disperse it from you, but since she's mostly made of coffee, it does nothing to stop the oncoming liquid spurt onto your face.

You're forces to close your eyes and retract your stand as the liquid fired had enough force to damage your face. You close your eyes in instinct, but it does nothing to prevent the awful burning sensation that's coming to your wounds.

"Oh No! It got Hitomi!" Joseph says in shock.

"The car's giving in, i wont be able to hold him off!" Polnareff exclaims.

"Out of the car! Now!" You hear Jotaro shout as you feel yourself being carried to the outside of the car.

Judging by the spiky strings that you held on to, your guess is that the one carrying you was Joseph's Hermit Purple.

You hear a loud crash down below, you're confused of what exactly happening with the sound of a car's engine, multiple footsteps and barking coming from differenct directions, you could just open your eyes to figure out what's happening, but the burning of your facial wounds remind you that this might not be the best idea...

Come to think of it, this liquid has a strong, familiar smell that you're pretty sure you've felt before...

>Try to open yoiur eyes.

>Try to figure out what this liquid is.

>Follow your friend's footsteps.

>Run.

>>2163264
>Follow your friend's footsteps

There's no write-in option, but it might be a good idea to us KC to change whatever crap is on our face into water or something. Any teardrops we can use?

>>2163264
>>Try to figure out what this liquid is.

>>2163264
>Try to figure out what this liquid is.
>Follow your friend's footsteps.

>>2163267
Karma is still on coffee mode if that helps.

>>2163274
This

>>2163274
>>2163267
>>2163271
Time to roll again!

>>2163303
DELET THIS
Your kind aren't welcome here

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2163310

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2163310

Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>2163312
What a chump

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2163310

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2163310

>>2163316
YES! YES! YES!

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>>2163316
Nice save.

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>>2163316
>>2163312
>>2163327
"Let's run between the boulders!" You hear Polnareff's voice shouting not too far away from you, which prompts you to sprint at his direction as fast as you can.

While you are running, you try to remember where else you've felt this smell in your face before... This really reminds you of when mom and dad used to drive you to school when you were young, although dad usually went to the gas station before stopping there...

Wait a minute... Gas station? Could it be...?

"Karma Chameleon!" You summon your stand, which was still in it's liquid form, to give you a coffee wash so you were finally able to see again.

The first image formed by your vision is Jotaro lifting you up and carrying you up the boulders, along with the rest of your group.

"Gas!" You shout to your friends. "He's throwing gasoline at us!"

Everyone but Iggy is shocked to hear you say that.Kakyoin, Jotaro and Polnareff seem to have been hit by the gasoline pellets as well,although Joseph seemed to be just fine. By the relaxed look on the dog's face, it seems more like he's just following you for the fun of it rather than running for his life.

"Climb if you want! But there are no roads left for you!" A voice coming from the vehicle down below shouts. "Not for escape, not for survival, not for Egypt, not even a road towards your shining future! Because Wheel Of Fortune here is going to grind you into pieces after splattering you all over these boulders!"

"The car is climbing up!" Kakyoin looks down the cliff in horror.

"Good grief...Looks like we're going to face him up here." Jotaro scoffs. "Stay back, everyone. Once he climbs up here we'll have a chance to hit him from the underside, that's when we'll find out just how strong he is."

>Wash them up with Karma Chameleon.

>Join Jotaro on the assault.

>Try to convince Iggy to do something.

>Write-in

>>2163480
>Join Jotaro on the assault.

>>2163480
>Try to convince Iggy to do something.

>>2163480
>Join Jotaro on the assault.
Can we convert the ground under him to coffee too?

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>>2163491
>>2163508
Rolling for Double Team

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2163520

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2163520
ill double team ur mom

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2163520

>>2163527
[UNDER PRESSURE]

>>2163527
Very nice.

>>2163530
Choosing the more dangerous option has triggered under pressure once again!

May or may not have to do with proximity to the potato

>>2163527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnSDuSxofJs
Well, Rip car

Jotaro is OP now that he figured out timestop early.
With him also having Hitomi on his side it is GG for Dio and the enemy stands.

>>2163554

I dunno, DIO is probably more annoyed/concerned than he was in the series.

Enyaba is actually not acting in concert with DIO's orders and is making new stand users to try and fight off the good guys, which she didn't before in the original series. DIO might actually be actively collecting people to drink instead of just leisurely seducing beautiful women to do so, and may actually be proficient with his vampire abilities by the time we reach Cairo.

>>2163574
Enyaba also created two more enemies because now those cunts are working at the Speedwagon foundation. He must be real pissed at the old hag right now.

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>>2163522
>>2163527
>>2163528
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ba7jpqy8A

Swiftly ordering Karma cChameleon to absorb the boulders on the ground, you approach Jotaro with a stoic look on your face.

"Tell me, Hitomi. Are you a fan of sumo wrestling?" Jotaro crouches down while summoning Star Platinum.

"Not really, but I'm pretty sure it'd be more exciting if it envolved punching ghosts and buffed up cars!" You express your opinion as you repeat Jotaro's actions.

"Hm, I agree." Jotaro humours you over the sound of Wheel of Fortune's engine.

"It's the end for you, Jotaro--"

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!" Is what interrupts the enemy stand user, followed by Karma's own cry.

"KORESOREKORESOREKORESORE!" The two stands shout in unison as they slowly but surely crush the tuned up car into pieces.

"Aaah! Im being crushed!" The stand users shouts before finally flying out of the car and disappearing into the sky.

September 18th, 1988

Stand User: ZZ

Stand Name: Wheel Of Fortune

Status:RETIRED

As the car falls down, it starts to shrink down into an ugly 4x4 jeep.

"Oh god!" Joseph says. "To think this was the car that was ganging up on us... It just looks like a sheep that's just been shorn. How pathetic."

"Still, the guy took down our car, so it's only fair we use this one to get to Pakistan." Polnareff points out.

"It's in a pretty bad shape. I wonder if it's actually going to last that long..."Kakyoin states while getting on the car.

"Woof Woof!" Iggy runs to the car as it starts off, likely trying to say 'Hey! Dont forget about me!'

"Why are you complaining now, you stupid mutt? You havent done anything so far!" Polnareff nags as he drives away into the desert.

>To be continued...

>>2163736
Thanks for running, DusterMan!

>>2163736
Hitomi! Don't forget to bring an ice cube!

>>2163736

Thanks for running, Dust!

After seeing what happened with Enyaba's last two conscripts, is DIO going to be keen on creating any more stand users? So far, anyone pierced by the arrow after encountering Hitomi has been turned to the Joestar's side.

>>2163736
Thanks for running Dust! I assume you wont run until after Christmas?
Also, what does everyone think of us right now? Especially Iggy?

>>2163736
Not enough dorifto, 2/10
Jk, thanks for running Dusto!

>>2163747
Nah, after Enya gave him back the arrow, Dio made sure to leave that special arrow of his in the hands of someone more trustworthy.

>>2163743
>>2163745
Thanks for joining anons, I'll be running again tomorrow one last time before the holiday season, this journey so far's been astoundingly fun and I dont plan on dropping it, so I hope you guys can wait until the first week of January.

Any thoughts so far? Maybe a cool moment you guys enjoyed it? Feel free to share.

>>2163783
>someone more trustworthy
vanilla ice?
he needs to be turning stone cold criminals like the ripper and the first enemy from part 4, not these normal people.

>>2163783
I kinda enjoyed the bit where Hitomi tricked those two new Stand users with her statue. We barely even got to see their Stand powers, but it felt very Jojo when she used a silly trick like that to get 'em.
That being said, I'm eager to see how DIO deals with these new developments, especially when Jotaro's already able to stop friggin' time.

>>2163794
I'm guessing it's pucci.
Pucci is the only person sees as a friend, so he's a more likely candidate

>>2163783
I'd really just like some more moments of down time, really. Some days of just talking or experimenting with our stand/hamon. We've had so little of those... Would would love to try some of the things we've come up with here or talk some more with the SDC.
Really liked the near death scene where we saved avdol. Was great.

>>2162452
>Be careful, Polnareff.

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>>2163911

>>2162508
>Brace yourself.

>>2163752
>Jotaro.
He's really glad to know a girl who's not constantly kissing his ass and can stand up for herself. Jotaro feels very comfortable to show his true colors around Hitomi since she's not hanging around with him just because he looks cool.

>Joseph
He sees a lot of his younger self in Hitomi, not only in terms of strategy and abilities, but in bravery as well. He'll do his best to always be there for her prodigy.

>Polnareff
Hitomi managed to make him see the error of his ways which directly caused him to turn his life around into the Upside Chariot he was before Sherry died. He personally thinks he owes her a lot.

>Kakyoin
He's admired by Hitomi's neverending resolve and considers her to be the catalyst of his redemption, he thorougly enjoys spending his time with all of his new friends considering how lonely he was before this trip. He looks up to Hitomi like if she was leagues above him despite them being about the same age.

>Iggy
>He still doesnt like her.

>Avdol
While he might not know where he is, he is currently wishing nothing but the best for her.

>>2163798
Well, he can only do it in moments of extreme pressure and it's still pretty short compared to how long it can be, so he cant really stop time at will just yet.

Get someone that looks at you like Vanilla Ice looks at Dio.

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>>2163911
B carefree Polaroid" u shut at the French toast
But b4 I can reuct d Kars goes CRASH and smash into yu like a 9/11
Kars was a stand hole time
What do?:
>absorb potato's time stop
>absorb doge
>die

>>2163783

Aside from the ones already mentioned, I kinda liked the part where Hitomi did the life magnetism overdrive to create a surfboard from Dark Blue Moon’s scales. It’s a nice callback to part one, plus I bet it looked pretty cool when everyone except Joseph and Hitomi dismissed Hamon as not being important when stands are around.

>>2163958
>>absorb doge
Oh yes, this dumb shit again.

>>2163958
>absorb potato's time stop
>absorb die

>>2163958
>write-in

Absorb Kars and create the ultimate Stand-form!

>>2164005
Hitomi absorbs the dice with one of karma chameleon's arms and absorbs potato's time stop with another.
The sudden simultaneous abstentions cause a fusion between the two. Due to the sudden fusion of powers dictating space and time respectively, karma chameleon begins to change form and become an all new stand.
The newly created stand turns toward Hitomi to give a warm smile then turns around and erases the enemy stand from existence

What do?
>pee pee in ur pants
>talk to (insert character from naruto here)
>talk to WHAMMU

>>2164142
Sorry for late reply
Had 2 touch wee wee

>>2164142
>>talk to WHAMMU

>>2164142
>Talk to CHEEEZZZHAAAA

>>2164142
>use powers to turn self into stand

>>2164178
I pick this option Becuz otherz urnt act jewelry options (referring 2 theze >>2164180)

Hit decided to take 2 hear husband, WHAMMU.

"Wow hitmonchan, you are the most beautiful digimon I've seen in the shadow real." wham (the popular band) says

Potato and Indiana Jones are surprised while Donut, dog, and musical artist polnaroff are chearing for you 2 Too kiss.

Unfortunately for u 1/4th horse comes back 3 live and doesn't like that he got cycled by body builder

What do?:
>u goys ken rite in any thong

>>2164212
fucking take my write-in you jew
turn into a stand

>>2164212
Hitmonchan says peash and go 2 mars.

>>2164212
>Budhist Iguana ass-imilates antibullet matter.

>>2164237
Bad goy, but will do.

Hitomi decided that the only way that she can defeat such the omnipotent god that is 1/3rd horse is to become a stand. So she decided to have her stand absorb itself causing a temporal loop ending in her transformation into a standom.
Bit then 1/50th camel used his secret abilitt: suicide.
It wuz extreme effect. Wam died in attempt to prottecc, forgetting in the process thet he culd alsso atacc.

WHAMMY is dead, and even speedwagon is aroused.

What do?:
>Omar as Nik Shinseki (omae wa mou shindeiru in auto correct)
>absorb speedwagon's speed juice
>get a new stand ya stupid goyim

>>2164266
>>get a new stand ya stupid goyim
always the answer

>>2164266
>>absorb speedwagon's speed juice
SUCC

>>2164271
>>2164278
Ned tie-fighter break off roll 2 win (closest too 100 wins)

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2164295
Check this one thousand

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2164295

>>2164309
Winrar!
Please wait while I go get sod 3 drink whilst typing cool store

>>2164320

"W - what are you doing Hitomi-san-chan-senpai-sensei-sama? Its dirty down there! Kyaaa!" speedwagon screams.
Hitomi ignores the young speedwagon's protests and continues to lick the cream off of his crop.
"The hell is going on here?" Hol Horse says in utter confusion.
"So tasty speedwagon-kun!" Hitomi shouts in complete ecstasy.
The rest of the crusaders slowly unzip their pants as they go from complacent spectators to blissful participants in the orgy. However Hol Horse leaves in utter disgust of the events currently transpiring before his eyes.
Suddenly Speedwagon cums and Hitomi decided to move onto the next crusader.

By the end of the night, everyone is exhausted. But Hitomi still has some energy left.

What do?:
>sleep
>write in

>>2164366
what the fuck
quest dropped
doist a shit

>>2164399
No u

>>2164399
That isn't doist! That's an ENEMY STAND! It took the real doists place!

>>2164425
Real Doist here from now on will use a capital M.

I guess I'll re weight the the the other foist did.

Hitana punches thru the speed machine and obetanies the [SPEED JUICE].
Hitch hiker use juice flavored water to rev WHAMMU only 2 realize was dream long time.
U awoken to c a super swoll baby

What do?:
>IT'S AN ENEMY STAND! (kill baby)
>build rocket 2 mone

>>2164467
But are you REALLY doist?!?!
>build rocket 2 mun

>>2164545
I'm d real foist but am slep at momtn so
>Stor-e con tin ewe 2morrow

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>>2164467
Is this this quest's iteration of duwang?

>>2165043
Oh shit is new session now?

>>2165057
Nah, I just woke up to check on the autism.
I'll start in a few hours.

>>2165059
Ko am back from awakening. Queso continuu

Hitmonlee gets nuclear lunch codex (because she was preset-sent holw time long without know one noing)
She then has Karma Crimson absorb the rocket this turing into rocket and flies to luna II.
Unfortunately she is stopped by an enemy Zaku.

What do?:
>attack
>items
>magic
>run

>>2165118
>items
Potato

>>2165124
You eat the potato but are already at full health. But you still get defense×99 from potato.
Zaku attacks
Hokeypokey's health is now 99/100

Agumon's turn:
>attack
>item
>magic
>run

>>2165131
>attack

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>>2165131
I didnt mind this as a one off gag, but it's getting annoying now that it's filling half the thread. Could you save the shitposting for another board?

>>2165138
Blue eyes aryan man attackd Zaku but tunes ote peeps' norm atac donnt due much 2 Zaku.
Zaku uses mega bazooka.
Its super duper mega ultra 100% way too effective.
"I'm pretty sure uve been dead already" said kenshiro, the Zaku pilot.


Pegasus has stop spin
Game lose

Betere look next tomb

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>>2165139
Oh, ok

>>2165143
Yeah, just counted. Like 30 something of the 203 posts are Doist posting

>>2165153
Just making sure this doesnt go full meta-thread since that's highly discouraged here.
With that said, I'll start writing the session.

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September 19th, 1988

You and the other crusaders have finally arrived in Pakistan. According to Joseph, we still have a long way to go since he's aiming to arrive at the capital of Karachi by the 21st night of September.

"Jeez, i'm starting to get tired of driving this thing." Polnareff speaks.

"I could take the wheel if you want, Polnareff." Joseph offers "We should be getting close to a city by now."

"I'm just tired of driving through this desert, to be honest." Polnareff replies. "A short break would be nice."

>Hold on, Polnareff. We'll get there eventually.

>How far are we from the nearest city?

>Maybe Joseph should take the wheel.

>Can i take the wheel?

>Write-in

>>2165202
>Maybe Joseph should take the wheel.

>>2165202
>Maybe Joseph should take the wheel.

If you think about it, he might be the only one of us with a license.

>>2165202
>Can I take the wheel?
I'm pretty sure Hitomi is old enough to have a license

>>2165202
>>Can i take the wheel?

>>2165202
>Maybe Joseph should take the wheel
We don't want to be the one blamed for the car breaking down after all.

>>2165205
>>2165206
>>2165236
"Maybe Joseph should take the wheel if you're feeling tired, Polnareff." You side with Joseph on this one, driving can get pretty monotonous when nothing's really happening, so there's probably nothing wrong with letting him rest.

"Alright then." Polnareff complies, hitting the brakes and letting Joseph take the wheel in his place.

Jotaro seems to be taking a short nap, it's weird to consider sleeping with the desert sun straight at his face, but since his sleeping cycle is just as off as everyone else's, you cant really blame the guy.

Kakyoin seems to be spacing out looking on the sand dunes in the distance, bored out of his mind.

Iggy also seems particularly grumpy today since we've been doing nothing else but drive. Is he missing his gum or that's just his usual mood?

>Wake up Jotaro and talk with him.

>Have a word with Kakyoin.

>Talk to Joseph.

>Talk to Polnareff.

>Try to get along with Iggy.

>>2165247
>>Try to get along with Iggy.

>>2165247
>Have a word with Kakyoin.
Haven't talked to him in a while. Let's see what's up.

>>2165247
>>Talk to Polnareff.

>>2165247
>iggy

>>2165247
>Try to get along with Iggy.

>>2165247
>Have a word with Kakyoin.

>>2165247
>Have a word with Kakyoin.
Talk to the boiling donut

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>>2165252
>>2165265
>>2165269
>>2165253
>>2165286
>>2165289
Iggy and Kak, no problem.

>>2165247
>Kakyoin

Just got in,
I'm dissapointed can i drive didn't win
I wanted to see if we had joseph-tier luck with vehicles.

>>2165295
Who knows, perhaps it would have given us some PRESSURE

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>>2165265
"Iggy!" You call for the small dog inside the jeep. He perks his ears, sniff you up and down looking for his coffee treats, then moves away to the sleeping Jotaro once he notices you dont have anything of interest to him.

It's a bit hard to understand Iggy since he doenst communicate properly, but it's hard to get along with him if he only takes interest in you when you're carrying the gum he likes...

"Having some trouble with Iggy?" Kakyoin asks, noticing you frowning at your own thoughts. "Dont get upset with him, he's just a really proud dog."

"So you tried talking to him too?" You ask the pink haired boy, unsure of what you're doing wrong in your interactions with Iggy.

"Yeah, he summoned The Fool yesterday when Polnareff was almost falling asleep to shove sand in hir ears. Polnareff didnt see it, but I noticed Iggy was grinning like never before. According to Joseph, Iggy's of pure breed, so he most likely got pampered by some rich owner ever since he was a puppy."

You can definetly see him being spoiled by the way he acts, but even so, what gives? None of you are actually hostile towards Iggy and he still treats everyone like trash.

>Do you have any advice?

>How much do you know about dogs?

>Call Iggy again and see if Kakyoin can help you out.

>Write-in.

>>2165329
>Do you have any advice?
>How much do you know about dogs?

>>2165329
>Do you have any advice?
>How much do you know about dogs?

>>2165329
>Do you have any advice?
>How much do you know about dogs?

>>2165329
>write in
Cut iggy in half. It worked to motivate him to be more cooperative in the vanilla ice fight

>>2165329
>Do you have any advice?
>How much do you know about dogs?

You know...random curiosity now, but are animals capable of using hamon like they're capable of having stands?
I don't think that was ever explored in the series.

>>2165329
>Do you have any advice?

>>2165342
Iggy is more of a man when he is just half a dog

>>2165333
>>2165335
>>2165341
"How much do you know about dogs, Kakyoin?" You ask him.

"Mom has a Chihuahua back home, I was never the most social kid in class, so she was my best friend for the longest time. Mom's always out for work too, so she doesnt have enough time to spend with Miki as much as she wants to, so I take care of her instead."

"Miki? What a cute name..." You compliment the name for Kakyoin's dog.

"I could show her when we get back to Japan if you want me to." He offers.

"That sounds nice! Having previous experiences with dogs must be helpful when trying to read Iggy. Do you have any advice for me?" You ask, looking to the Boston Terrier walking around the jeep's floor.

"Well, on most normal dogs i would reccomend you to not pay attention or scold him when he misbehaves, but Iggy isnt a normal dog, is he?" Kakyoin chuckles to himself. "I think treating him with coffee gum is probably the mistake we're doing, since it subconsciously makes him think being uneducated is something worth being recompensated, when we're just doing this to shut him up for a while."

"So I shouldnt give him gum when we buy more?" You scratch your head in confusion.

"I think it'd be best to only give him gum when he's showing signs of improvement, or when he helps us out. He'll feel weird that he's not being constantly fed what he wants, which will initially make him upset, but after the initial withdrawal, he theoretically be more inclined to understand what he should do to recieve his favourite food."

That makes sense, maybe you should try it out when Joseph buys more gum...

>Keep talking to Kakyoin. (Write-in)

>Wake up Jotaro.

>Talk to someone else.

>Try to talk to Iggy anyways.

>Sit back and wait for the ride to end.

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>>2165409
>wake potato up inside

>>2165409
I think it's time to practice a little more with our stand.
Try the material fusion idea, with something that should be relatively easy. Like two different kinds of metal, to make an amalgam.

>>2165421
>>2165409
Yeah, why not? Mess around with our stand a bit.

I wonder if we can climb onto the roof of the car and chill out up there under the sun

>>2165409
>>Talk to someone else.
Polnareff

>>2165409
>>Sit back and wait for the ride to end.

let's hope Hitomi doesn't get durka durka'd for not wearing a burka

>>2165425
Thanking Kakyoin for the advice, you sit back and summon your stand, thinking about distracting yourself during the ride.

You hold one hand with Karma Chameleon while placing another hand on your seat, you think of trying out new things with her, thinkering around with Karma's abilities while you are at it.

Absorbing the properties of both your skin and the jeep's cushions, you see her changing colors whith both objects being split half and half throughout her body.

You try to strain your body for a bit, hoping you can control what parts of her body are turned into what, only for her sides to switch colors around.

If only you were able to mix those two absorbed surfaces...

>Keep trying.

>Leave it be.

>>2165474
>Keep trying.
Switching the sides is at least useful for certain, albeit specific, circumstances

>>2165474
>Keep trying.
Let's keep at it! maybe even try turning only specific parts of karmas body into certain objects. just getting a metal fist might turn out to be useful.

>>2165474
>keep trying

>>2165474
>Keep trying.

>>2165478
That's also a good avenue to explore.

>>2165477
>>2165478
>>2165482
>>2165483
Rolling for results.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2165500

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2165500

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2165500

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2165500

>>2165505
>>2165509
YES! YES! YES!
I'm a rolling roll

>>2165515
Yaaaaay!

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>>2165505
>>2165509

Rolled 88 (1d100)

It's a good thing we didn't get THIS roll

>>2165523
We did though...

>>2165505
>>2165523
Hold on...

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>>2165523
>>2165505

>>2165523
But we did get that roll!
Anyway, did Joseph's driving have anything to do with this, I wonder...? Or maybe we've just gotten better at controlling our stand.

>>2165536
Well our precision DID go up

>>2165561
I really want to get precision up to A. That's pretty much the only stat I really want, followed by speed.

>>2165563
Yeah, those are the only stats we need to boost since durability and power change depending on what we absorb. It would be good to get them to A

>>2165504
>>2165505
>>2165509
Surely it cant be that hard, can it? Karma Chameleon is almost a month old now. A tough girl like her can handle an easy task like that, cant she?

With a bit more straining on your body, you manage to mix the pale light of your skin tone with the dark brown color of your seat throughout Karma Chameleon's body, creating an odd amalgamation between the two.

"Nice." Kakyoin notices what you just did. "Since when were you able to do that?"

"Since a few seconds ago." You respond while considering going even further with your idea.

Alright, you've managed to mix both absorbed surfaces in your stand, so why not try out controlling each matter individually?

Focusing on your stand's upper right hand, you try to concentrate all of your skin into her hand.

And sure enough, the skin part of Karma disperses from her body all the way up to her hand, while the remaining brown color covering the rest of her beautiful figure.

Your fun with your stand comes to an abrupt end however, since you quickly realize that Polnareff stopped the car.

"What happened?" Jotaro yawns, waking up after hearing the engine stopping.

"Nothing, it's just that I saw that oasis there in the distance, so I was considering washing up the car." Polnareff points to the nearby water source.

"That'd be a good idea. This old car is needing a good wash." Joseph agrees with his french comrade.

"Does it have enough water for that?" Kakyoin refers to the amount of water required to wash the jeep.

"We have our girl Hitomi to help us out if it doesnt, right?" Polnareff winks at you, indirectly asking for your help.

>You sure do!

>Do i have to...?

>>2165585
>You sure do!
And we'll also try to work on getting some ice to cool down! hopefully.

>>2165585
>>You sure do!

>>2165585
>You sure do!
With our luck, the oasis will be an enemy stand. Or a stand user.

>>2165585
>You sure do!

This oasis might have a stand user though. Dio knows we're headed this way, so chances are he might have sent someone here.

>>2165585
>You sure do!

>>2165589
I wonder if hitomi would consider turning her stand into something comfy and using it as a chair or something...?