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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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>>2144959

First for Temari
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>>2144959
Time to crush Cloud and Orochimaru's plan in one go!
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How do you do, fellow genin?
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>>2144971
good man
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>>2144984

Fuck outta here Orochimaru, how can you access the internet anyways?
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>It is the day of the final part of the Chunin Exams
>You are Hikigaya Tetsu
>And you are ready

TWHOMP! TWHOMP!

The quick, powerful strikes from your fists against the training dummy feels good, the hard wood meeting with your rough knuckles giving you a sensation of strength and reality. You know you could crush this dummy with ease, but you don't, because you exhibit control and understanding of the power you weild.

And Sensei Ko would be mad if you broke it.

You look around the small training are located just underneath the area where the final part of the Chunin Exams are taking place. Punching bags, salmon ladders, all manner of training equipment lies around you, ready to pump you up. But you're already pumped up. You've been pumped up for the better part of a month. In a few moments time, you'll finally be able to show off your hard work, all your training and dedication, in front of a large audience no less. And you'll be doing this while fighting possibly one of the harshest opponents you've ever faced, Agon of the Cloud.

You hear the door open and turn to see your Sensei and teammates enter, you Sensei carrying a duffle bag with him. "Hiki, are you ready?"

"Yes Sensei Ko." You say, nodding. Kori rushes up and gives you a big hug, Bebikaur wriggling up your back to wrap herself around the back of your head.

"We'll be rooting for you Hiki!" Kori says, tears in her eyes. "You show that Cloud butthole what you're made of!"

"Moooooo! Tear him asunder!" Bebikau says, slamming her hoof into her...other hoof.

"I shall exhibit nothing but 100% of my abilities out there." You say, clenching your fist. You watch as Sasu walks forward, holding out a pair of dark sunglasses to you. You raise a brow in confusion.

"That Agon dude, he don't know you know about his tricks right? So instead of goin' out there with yer' eyes closed or with a rag over 'em, wear these. They're dense, can't see through 'em." He looks down at his feet a moment, before sighing. "Make sure you win man. Last thing we need is for your sister to end up tearin' the dude's head off in a tantrum."

>How do you respond?
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>>2145040

>Sasu my sister isn't THAT weak. She'd turn someone into a single bloody smear
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>>2145040
Thank Sasu for the glasses and put them on, assure him that Suzu will be on her best behaviour no matter what happens (probably)
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>>2145040
>No, her powerful thighs tend to crush more than tear.
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>>2145040
"Knowing Suzu she'd go off and kill the Raikage for sending him, so now I must win to preserve peace between the villages."
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Right, basically assuring Sasu that your sister would do much worse, but assuring him that you'll win. Got it.

Writing!
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>>2145079
I guess Suzu pulled mom's temper didn't she? I mean mom went rogue just to hunt the Hyuuga that killed her husband.
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>>2145086
She didn't go rogue, she just chased her and died killing her.
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"Actually she'd more than likely turn him into a bloody smear," You say, putting the glasses on and seeing that, just as Sasu said, you can't see a darn thing. You take them back off, for some reason Kori, Bebikau, and Ko's eyes widening before they tried to hide their giggles. Odd. "But I promise to win Sasu, if only so that Suzu doesn't try to go after the Raikage as well. Peace must be preserved."

Sasu grins, casting a small smirk to wards the others who just glare a little at him. Hmmm. "Well, that's all I needed to hear from ya' man, go kick his ass."

You nod, then start to head to wards the actual fighting area only for Ko to stop you. "Hiki wait, there's one more thing you need before you go." Ko Sensei reaches into the duffle bag and pulls out...You can't help but smile, and Ko notices it right away. "So, what do you think?"

"It look incredible." You say, taking the flak jacket from your Sensei and admiring it. The mark of a true shinobi from the Leaf, you honestly hadn't realized how important this day was until you felt the weight of this jacket in your hands right now. You slip it one, admiring how you still get to have plenty of movement in your arms, plus the added guards to your neck are nice, not like anyone would want to get that close to you though.

You look at your three teammates, all of them smiling at you, Ko Sensei has so much pride beaming off his face it's almost blinding. You bow to them, it's the only thing you can think to do. "Thank you, you don't know how much I appreciate it." You then turn, heading out of the room, trying to keep the tears at bay.

Before you arrive to the actual fighting area you make sure to put on the glasses, and even though you can't see anything with your eyes, you can still see stuff with your other senses. Almost like the world is full water, and the movement of everything is ripples. Which is why, walking down this long dark corridor, you can sense Agon before you actually see him. "What do you want?" You ask, stopping as he smiles at you from the darkness.

"Just wanted to ask you something before we go out there and beat each others brains out." You tilt your head, waiting patiently. "Do you bleed?"

>I'm going to regret this but how does Hiki respond?
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>>2145105
>I have no idea, I've never been in a situation where I've needed to
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>>2145105

>"No idea." And walk off
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>>2145105
only if there is a rupture of my circulation system.
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>>2145105
>Yes. My nose bled quite badly when I sparred with the father of the Hyuga Clan Head.
I have no idea what Hiashi's dad's name was.
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>>2145119

Anon, no need to be telling him and getting his hopes up
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>>2145105
>No, I've been told only women do that
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>>2145105
Make a thin iron needle and poke our hand and show him.
"Yep, I bleed. I also bleed from my nose when the elder Hyuga fought me in a spar. And also when I had a dream abou-"
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>>2145126
Saying we don't know is just a lie though.
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>>2145132

Anon, don't get his hopes up.

>>2145136

Boyo, sometimes you just gotta lie
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>>2145132
>>2145119
Surprisingly this won.

Writing.

Don't worry, rolls are gonna' be coming up soon.
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>>2145145
Ahhh, I see. Like how you're always butthurt. I get it :^)
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>>2145105
Why don't you try to find out in the arena?
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>>2145150

And how's that anon?
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I just thought of something guys!!! With the jacket Hiki cab finaly do what he always wanted! He can now walk without it's shirt and just use the jacket!!

Make the kunoichi's droll in the abs.
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>>2145165
I dunno, I was shitposting because you just gave your opinion instead of a reason to lie and you're always mad about something.
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>>2145168

Easy on the exclamation points boyo, but that's true
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>>2145171

I worship Khorne boyo, of course I'd be mad. That and Ellipsesnon is a twat
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"Yes," You say, surprising Agon. Even with your eyes blocked and in near darkness, you can tell he's blinking in confusion. "My nose bled quite badly when I sparred with the Hyuga Elder awhile back." You leave out that you've also found yourself having a nose bleed while thinking about miss Anko from time to time.

Agon stares at you for a moment, then grins and laughs, turning on his heel and walking ahead of you while you follow. "Heh, you're a crazy guys Hiki, one of a kind."

"Actually I have a twin." You say, getting another laugh out of Agon. The two of you enter the arena finally, the bottom part looking more like an open wilderness than something inside of the Village. The walls around you are raised up high, and you can see hundreds of people watching you. Or rather, you can sense them watching you.

"Bout time you two cough showed up." Hayate says, holding his clipboard in hand as you and Agon step forward. You can feel the other contestants confusion as they stare at the two of you, and the flak jackets that you wear. You turn to Gaara, waving to him and getting a wave back, as well as a wink from Temari. Kankuro just ignores you. Rude. "Alright kids, listen up. As you can see two of our contestants went ah-cough-ahead and became Chunin while the rest of your were sleeping."

"WHAT?!" Naruto shouts, hurting your ears something fierce. "Hold on how-"

You hear a loud smack as both Sakura Karin slap Naruto on the back of the head. Ow. "Be quiet Naruto!" Sakura shouts, then looks around embarrassed at her own outburst.

"Riiiiight. Anyways, with Agon and Hikigay-cough-gaya now Chunin, we're switching up the fights a bit." Hayate turns clipboard around, showing it to you all. Except you can't see what's written on it, since...you can't see. "So Tenten and Kankuro, you two are fighting each other, cool?"

"Better than fighting him." Kankuro mutters. Tenten just lets out a sigh of relief.

"Cool. Now, even though Hiki and Agon are officially Chunin, they're gonna' have an exhibition match just to show off how much-cough-cooler they are than you all." Hayate turns to you and Agon. "Anything you two wanna' say to the crowd or something?"

>Well?
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>>2145172
Would you rather i followed the elipsis path chaos?
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>>2145176
>Hayate is alive during the second part of the tournament

Man avoiding the war with Sune is already showing results.
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>>2145175
Hmm... I... don't.... know... he... seems... like... a... cool... and... not... cancerous... guy... to... me....................................

>>2145176
I dunno. GLHF?
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>>2145176

>"Not really no."

>>2145178

No anon, don't follow along that path.
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>>2145176
The viewers are here to see a fight it will be better for me and Agon to show things with our on skills rather then our words.
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>>2145176
>please watch out for any low flying debris that gets dislodged during our match
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>>2145196
Thought so. No worries senpai i would never fall so low.
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>>2145195

>Hmm... I... don't.... know... he... seems... like... a... cool... and... not... cancerous... guy... to... me....................................

...........................
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>>2145222
............
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>>2145176
>"Ajit Pai sux"
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>>2145221

You do -insert Chaos God of your choice here- proud boyo

>>2145225

Really though good thing he isn't here
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Alright, looks like no, you don't have anything to say.

Shame, could've swooned some more girls there.

Writing.
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>>2145239

They'll be squirting once they see how ripped Hiki is
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>>2145239
>Shame, could've swooned some more girls there.
Oh yeah, forgot we could say "My muscles will do the talking" with an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
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>>2145239
I don't think Karin could bear it.
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>>2145239
Nah now that we use a jacket our muscles will only be exposed when it's way to thorn or a enemy straight up burns it.

All kunoichi and civilian women of konoha have lots their candy eye on the day that Hiki became a chuunin.
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>>2145245

Temari would wind up a bit mad

And it'd be useless to get Sakura to try and calm down
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"No." You say, causing several people to fall over in surprise. Why is that even a thing? You turn to Agon, who turns to you as well, that grin of his throwing your senses off for some odd reason. You hold out your hand. "I'm looking forward to a hard fight Agon."

He grasps your hand as well, and you feel a hot, burning sensation crawl up your arm before it starts to cover your whole body. It's all you can do just to stand still and not keel over. "You do Hiki." He says, then lets go of your hand. Immediately the burning sensation is gone, and you're back to feeling normal as Agon walks over to his side of the arena.

You flex your hand a bit, frowning at what just happened, ignoring the Genin as they exit the arena, just barely nodding to them. Strange, it felt like fire was covering you there for a second. You feel a rustling in your shoulder, but luckily Tesshin doesn't poke his head out, either because he's being sneaky or because the extra weight of the flak jacket keeps him down. "Psst, Hiki! You gotta' listen to me kid!"

"What advice do you have for me Tesshin." You say, walking to your end of the arena before turning to face Agon, who's busy cracking his neck. "Is it some ancient Tetsu art that you felt I wasn't worthy to learn until this moment?"

"No you fuckin' idiot, it's about Agon." You can...wait is Tesshin shaking? What about Agon could leave Tesshin of all people shaking? "Kid, you need to either end this quickly or give up, I finally figured out why that Agon kid's been bugging me for so long."

"What do you mean, why haven't you said anything?" You whisper as Hayate looks back and forth at you and Agon. "Tesshin, what's so off about Agon?"

"Fighters ready?" Hayate asks, holding one hand up in the air. You nod, and Agon nods in return.

"Hiki, he's like you!" Tesshin hisses.

"He's....strong?"

"FIGHT!" Hayata shouts, you and Agon rushing to wards each other as soon as he slices his hand through the air.

"He's got a piece of a god in him!" Tesshin shouts, just as you and Agon clash in the middle of the arena.

>Oh shit
>How do react?
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>>2145288
>Fight tooth and nail to land a blow
>Preferably lethal given that he has shown no qualms with doing the same.
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>>2145288

Well shit, we need to fight that much harder then.

ANONS WE ARE NOT GOING SIMPLY PUNCH AUTIST, WE GOTTA PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS
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>>2145288
"...YES!!"

NO HOLDING BACK! GIVE HIM EVERYTHING!
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>>2145288
>widest smile ever!

Oh also phoenix fire ball to have rule of the battle field
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>>2145299
Finally a worthy opponent! Four witches black iron all the shit!!! This is going to be fun!!!
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>>2145308

I'll switch to this.

>"I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY FUCKING LIFE!"
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Excited in only the way Hiki can be excited wins, I need an agreement on what move or moves you're going to do though.
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>>2145324

Tekotsu up, use phoneix flower jutsu, and go for the legs
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>>2145324
first tekkotsu obviously, four witches and some iron clones since Tesshin wants us to end this quick, we gotta setup for the Chidori. Do we have something to immobilize besides Iron Chains? Someone asspull some iron jutsu or something.
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>>2145361
You can stretch your iron out, so maybe you could stretch the extra limbs you get out to try and grab him?
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>>2145324

And exited? I hope to see him go absolutely mad, oh the fun to be had seeing Hiki go berserk
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>>2145324
Supporting this:>>2145338
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>>2145361
Maybe Sinchu's special "Ball Bearings All Over The Ground" jutsu to trip him up?
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>>2145384
>>2145338
Alright we got a winner.

1d100
DC85
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2145413
pretty low dc desu
i've got this
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2145413
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>>2145383
Most likely Tesshi will just grumble and smile because now he gets to see so.e excitment out of a dream.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2145413
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2145413
I thought our only jutsus were the basic, the tetsu ones and Chidori?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2145413

Let's go
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2145413
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2145413
OROCHIMARU SAVE US
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2145413
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Wow.

So....this is new, Hiki failed.

Writing.
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>>2145433
fuck
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>>2145434
It's just to increase dramatic tension, don't worry.
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>>2145433
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>>2145433

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

>>2145434

Come on Moon, make the DCs lower for once
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>>2145433
HMMMMMMM
>>2145434
Well, so we did when we fought Elder Hyuga
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2145413
>DC85
Oh boy.
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>anons are still rushing their rolls

Come on guys.
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>>2145462

>He says having rolled late
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He's got a god in him too...he's got a god in him too! "Hehe!" You can't but giggle with excitement, Agon looking at you with a small bit of surprise before he smiles too, the two of you jumping back from one another after a moment. "He's strong then." You say, all of the excitement in you almost bubbling over, making you want to explode! "He's really strong!"

"Oh fuck." Tesshin grumbles. "Listen, he's got Kibo Omo in him, the Lord of Scales himself! The fucker's a goddamn descendant of Ryujin, don't fuck aroun-"

You Tekkotsu your body, covering yourself head to toe in iron before leaping into the air with your powerful legs. "Phoenix Flower Jutsu!" You shout, spewing forth multiple fireballs from your mouth that descend down upon Agon in a flurry, before crashing into the ground around and on him. "How's that Tesshin, you think he's going to be able to come back from that?!" You ask, honestly hoping he does.

You can sense him though, you know he's just standing in the middle of all that fire, before raising his arm and slapping it away, revealing that he's mostly unharmed, save for a few scorch mark. "Haha, not bad Hiki! But it's gonna' take more than that to take me down!"

You know you shouldn't....but. "Then show me how it's done." Immediately you feel something heavy slam into your stomach, knocking the wind out of you. He...he was faster than you could keep up with! You sense that Agon palm now grips the front of your jacket, his face brought mere inches away from your own.

"You know, Iron bends when you put enough heat to it." Agon says, causing you to blink in surprise before he throws you to the ground, creating a small crater when you land. He's falling right behind you though, getting ready to slam his knee right into your throat.

>What do?
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>>2145482

Hit him in the knee as hard as possible, gotta break his legs. No need for him to be running around
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>>2145482
Not if the slump is dense enough to withstand the heat.

Then we absorv our ninja tools and increase the density of our iron layer. And gire some heated iron weapons
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>>2145482
Answer with an elbow, follow up with a Leaf Hurricane
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>>2145514
>>2145510
>>2145487
Tied up it seems.
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>>2145487
supporting this
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>>2145514
Double this.
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Alrighty, hittin' him in the knee wins it.

1d100
DC 90

C'mon Hiki, think!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2145529
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2145529
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2145529

>>2145532
nice
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2145529
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2145529
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>>2145532
Instant success!
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>>2145532
Nic-
>>2145536
Ohhhhh sorr-
>>2145537
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2145529
>DC 90
Dude what.
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>>2145532
Fuck yeah!!
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>>2145536
>>2145537
what the fuck
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>>2145536
>>2145537
well, that's a thing
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>>2145537
>>2145536
>>2145534
>>2145533
>>2145532
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>>2145536
>>2145537
What the actual fuck

Do... do they cancel out?
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>>2145540
Hiki think

THATS WHAT GOIN ON! CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR MOON
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>>2145537
>>2145536
100 cancels the 1 and we get a 96. Guess Hiki is starting to take things seriously.

>>2145540
Hiki can finaly stop hding back which means that his shirt got burned somehow.
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>>2145536
>>2145537
What happens now?
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Okay....1 gets canceled out by the 100, which means you still get a fucking 96. Amazing.

Writing.

Also Temari, Karin, Sakura, and half the cast of Sailor Moon just came.
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>>2145554
Something glorious. In other words sucess but without consequences.
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>>2145540

Take from it what you want, I'm trying to figure this out myself

>>2145561

>Temari, Sakura and Karin just came

Niceu-

>and half the cast of Sailor Moon

Alright then
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>>2145561
So Hiki because of the heat (ah!) in the arena Hiki opens the jacket and exposed his sick gains.
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>>2145568
I wonder if Gaara is smilling and thinking: "Man this sure looks fun! "
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>>2145561
dayum.
I was expecting having both, like >You blow his knee but you break our hand
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>>2145583
It's all that fire chakra on the arena. The girls are starting to get heated up.
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>>2145583
I think it would have been more like
>Your blows connect with godly force, obliterating both of your clothes leaving you naked with everybody to see
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"Hiki," Tesshin talks quickly, he doesn't have much time after all, Agon's falling fast. "You need to listen to me! I could give two shits if he beats you to a fucking pulp, but I'm stuck in you! Now think of a fucking smart plan!"

"I'm gonna' hit him really hard." You say, grinning as you kip up, then throw your fist directly into Agon's descending knee.

Snap!

Ahhhhhh, that's the sound you were wanting to hear. You watch as Agon cries out in pain, rolling his body once it hits the ground and leaping away from you, though it's pretty obvious for everyone watching that you just messed him up in a serious way. HIs knee, it's actually got bone sticking out. You walk out of your crater, listening to the shocked gasps and cheers coming from the stands as Agon glares at you, only to start grinning a second later. Oh joy! He's having fun too! "Got me pretty good Hiki, pretty sure if I was anybody else I'd be out for the count right now." He slowly reaches down to his knee, gripping the blood soaked thing with both hands. "But I ain't just anybody."

Scchhhrrrrip!

You watch in amazement as Agon rips his entire leg, from the knee down, off, tossing it aside and causing a couple people in the audience to vomit. "You know, human beings aren't lizards." You state, walking forward. "Our limbs don't grow back." Then you stop, noticing something.

He's still smiling.

"Mine do." He says. "ARRRRRGHHH!" You watch as an entirely new seems to just, shoot out of Agon's open wound. But it looks different from before, it's covered in red scales that glisten with mucus. Again, you hear people throwing up. Agon is panting heavily though, so as amazing as this is, you realize you've got pretty much an open target to pound on right in front of you.

You couldn't ask for more.

>What do?
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>>2145619
>OH BOY
>Iron Witches and rip off ALL his limbs!
"That was cool! Do it again!"
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>>2145619
Four Witches, show him the ORA!

There's no need to not powderize him if he can grow back!
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>>2145628
>>2145631
these
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>>2145619
Pierce him with heated sebon from the tip of our fingers let's test his new leg or at least pierce his other leg. Heated iron sebon might make it dificult for him to pull that trick again.
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>>2145628
>>2145631
ORA or Rip his limbs off, have to choose one, can't have both.

Unless you crit and you ORA his limbs off.
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>>2145561
>After Konoha Crush the village held a funeral.
"We gather here this day to remember the two brave chunin who lost their lives."
>Rest In Peace Hiki and Agon they drowned in pussy.
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>>2145628
>>2145631
lets rip his limbs and make a thumbs up to gaara bro
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>>2145619
Feint like we're using a full power hit into his obvious opening, when he counters, switch to a Leaf Gale. We may even break his ankles.
Don't use the wrong move again Moon. Gale is a trip that also disorients because the guy that gets hit spins head over heels.
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>>2145647
Awright, geez!
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>>2145619

Let's ask Tesshin if he could provide some help, since I think we'll need his help here. And while he gives out some ideas for how we could fuck Agon up, four witches and go with ripping off his limbs

Because shit man we got a god too. He's got something he could share with us to counter this
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>>2145628
Saying no to this. seems a bit too brutal

I think people have forgotten why we Have Tesshin in our body,
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>>2145619
>>2145642
RIP his limbs off. Judging from his reaction it takes a lot out of him to regrow his limbs.
Holy fuck. Beat him up until Agon turns into a girl and marry her. we're gonna have dragon babies in steel.
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>>2145642

I'll switch to ORA, but if asking Tesshin what's some shit he could do is free then we do that. Gotta pull out all the stops
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>>2145638
>>2145642
supporting ORAing him into a fine powder
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Okay, ripping his limbs off is currently in the lead.

Gonna' give it five more minutes cause I gotta' shit.

Nevermind I just saw Chaos change to Ora, it's tied up again. Goddammit Chaos.
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>>2145642
>>2145654
is a vote for ORA, if you didn't notice
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>>2145663
Fuck it i change my to ora to. tume to break him.
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>>2145663
Ora those limbs off.
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>>2145663
Voting for ORA with the Four Witches technique.
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I'm back, was just the farts.

ORA WINS! Oh thank fuck, been wanting to do this for fucking ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjzkEM2GWc4
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BREAK HIM!
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>>2145663
ORA
I bet the new limbs are stronger and better.
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ORA!
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ORARARARAR
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>>2145685
>captcha Road Truck
We're gonna him him like a truck hits the road? We're going to hit him like a truck?
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This is the work of the enemy stand?

wait a minute, are you trying to pull a jotaro vs dio?
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>>2145697
Good job.
>>2145696
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>>2145688
Stop scaring me like that.
Writing.
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>>2145697
nice clutch, anon
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thank you for clutching.
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>>2145703
>DC 65
>One roll passed
Whew boys, we're fucked.
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The many reactions once theu see the iron witches.

>Susumu: Uh? When did Hiki learned that?
>Thrid: Oh the four witches that move brings memories
>Taka: Uh the arms are darker then the most common clan jutsu
>Sinchu: Eh..that Hiki alright...strange his arm colour are different from mine
>girls of konoha: fainted and dreaming of Hiki princess carryong then while holding mutiple shooping bags on his iron witches arm
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>>2145710

It was a 75, and hey we got a 1 out of the way

>>2145723

>Saus: "I'm never going to catch up with him am I?"
>Kakashi: "You know, I'm kinda scared."
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>>2145733
We had +10, it's DC 65.
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>>2145733
>Bebikau: Punching the air and making "ora ora" sounds
>Kori: *gets closer to Sasu and whisper that he's more her tipe then Hiki*
>Ko:*Byakugan actived* Uh those two chakra paths...they have different coloured chakra inside then
>Temari: *More thirsty then the desert*
>Karin: *Drolling*
>Kankuro: Well i'm REALLY glad i ain't fighting him
>TenTen:Oh god i would be dead if Hiki didn't do this
>Naruto: I can still beat him
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"Tesshin, the Iron Witches technique, it's time!" You feel like you're boiling alive! All of the excitement, it's actually getting to you! You unzip your jacket, tossing it aside carelessly as dark iron limbs sprout from your back, with fingers like claws as you begin to rush to wards Agon, who just smiles right back at you. This is what needed, someone to fight without having to worry about how the Village would react, someone who wasn't part of a mission! Someone who you could just throw down with, and enjoy yourself! "AGON!" You shout, already starting to throw punches so fast that they must be a blur to everyone but the most highly trained watching.

"HAHAHAHHIKIIIIIIIIIIIII!" He shouts back, throwing his own punches.

The two of you collide so hard that there's a shockwave, your fists matching each others with each punch! You can feel it, the driving hunger that you've been unable to find anywhere else, the thing you've only felt one other time! When you fought Reptile, and you snapped his neck! You don't have to hold back with Agon, he's strong, he can take it! You're living in a world of cardboard, and standing right in front of you is the only man made of diamonds!

"ORAORAORAORAORA!" You shout, increasing your speed till you break past Agon's defenses and begin pummeling him with your hard, iron fists. You push him back, each punch knocking his face around with ease, each strike leaving your mark upon him. Eventually you push him back to the walls of the arena, but you keep striking, you keep hitting him with everything you've got! You have to! You won't get another chance!

"Holy shit." You hear Sinchu say, he must be sitting right above you, you wonder if he's enjoying the show.

"Is that...is that really Hiki?" Naruto asks, his voice sounds...worried?

"When did he get this strong?" Another person asks, you can't tell, their voices are starting to sound the same, your fists are drowning them out.

"When did he get this scary?" Shut up. SHUT UP! Don't they see! Can't they understand!? You don't get chances like this, you have to enjoy it! It's not your fault you're strong!

"ORA!" You shout one last time, slamming your fist into Agon's head so hard it actually pushes it into the concrete wall. Your breathing is heavy, you probably pushed yourself harder than you have ever in your life, and looking at the still body in front of you, you have to say...it was worth it.

"...holy shit." You hear Hayate say from behind, walking up to exam the scene in front of him. "Kid I think you ju-cough-killed him."

>What up?
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>>2145776
Ugh did we really? Fuck I thought he was stronger than that
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>>2145776
>... What? WHAT?! NO!

Run up to him, tearing up. We can't lose the one man we haven't needed to hold back against. Though, I guess we did need to if he's dead.
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>>2145776

>"Are you not entertained?!"

Or just take a seat, watch Agon. If Hiki's declared the winner then he should carry Agon to the medinin
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>>2145776
Back up slowly, center ourselves, and let the officials check him. Regain our chakra as best we can in case he recovers.
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>>2145776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFo7xz69t0
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>>2145776
Get him to medical help as quick as possible, Hiki doesn't want to lose his new battle buddy.
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>>2145776
switching from >>2145796
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>>2145801
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>>2145801
this
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>>2145796
This deny the possibility he's too weak to survive this. "That's impossible soon is way too strong to die from that, he had to be!"
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>>2145801
This wins.
....1d100 please
DC 80.
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>>2145819
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I don't know what is being rolled for so I don't know what this'll do
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>>2145819

Well then, we dd great for whatever we were rolling for
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It occurs to me that Hiki acts like Goku except he doesn't eat as much.
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>>2145819
Hiki really is the second coming of Itachi/Madara.

You guys just won.

Writing.
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>>2145837
I imagine he'd be a better parent, even if he'd be clumsy as hell at it.
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>>2145840
Won more of our match? Cuz I'm not even warmed up yet.
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>>2145840
Wait is he dead? That's not what we wanted I think D:
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Let me explain what just happened. The 80 was just to see if Agon stayed down or kept coming, keeping the fight going.

You just fucking killed him.

Not beat, not knocked out.

You. Killed. Him.
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>>2145852
D:
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>>2145819
>>2145814
Center yourself Hiki. Can't loose your control.
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>>2145837

>Comparing Hiki with the worst parent and biggest dumbass in animu

>>2145840

We need to tell Agon this: You need more worthy opponents
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>>2145852
No, we don't want him murdered, we want him to fight more. Don't turn our 100 into a loss.
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>>2145857
He's dead Chaos. He's dead.
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>>2145852
Well damn, should'a went easy on his ass. This'll impress some and scare the hell out of others. How's A feeling about this shit?
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>>2145852
well, shit
so the village must be scared of him now
at least we still have gaara
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>>2145852
Welp.

I bet Gaara is happy.
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>>2145852
Moon, no. Don't do this to us. Please...
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>>2145852
Does his village not have substitution jutsu?
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>>2145852
Shit dude, I don't want him to die. Can't you just turn that crit into an instant friendship between battle spurgs?
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>>2145852
Oh man...guess he was weaker then we thought. Also now the elder and everyone else will know better then threaten the village.

It will also send a message to Kumo to not fuck with Konoha.
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>>2145852
STOP SCARING ME MOON DAMN IT!!
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>>2145852

Oh come on Moon, we want him alive. Fucked up but alive damnit

>>2145861

I had that typed before the update
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>>2145867
>>2145873
>>2145862
>>2145860
>>2145853
Hmmm....well, Taka IS watching the fight....
We'll get to that in a sec.
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>>2145881
>>2145852
Why do we have to roll for something you would normally roll for? Our action was to go chill out, why do we have to roll for if someone's knocked out, getting back up, or dead?
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>>2145881
What does Taka have to do with this? He knows some medical ninjutsu, but there isn't a better one on hand watching?
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>>2145871
He must have thinked he could take Hiki's punches. The problem is that Hiki had to hold back all of his life this is the first time people see him going all out.

Besides fucker deserved it. Cane here to kill genin and now got btfo by someone at the same level that him.
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>>2145881

TAKA OUR BOYO, on thr subject of him. Is Kin no longer a chimera?
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>>2145881
Eh, I'm okay if he dies. The social shit that would happen if he stays dead would be beautiful.
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>>2145881
I'm okay with him dying. It makes for good drama.
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>>2145883
Oh hello genjutsuanon.
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How did our punches meet each other's if we had sight-reducing glasses on?
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>>2145901
do you remeber how we spent all that time training to fight blind? that's how
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>>2145891

Taka has the chakra nature of ninja god himself.

>>2145895

Do you REALLY want Hiki to suffer?

>>2145898

>Good drama

I didn't know you liked animu David Cage
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>>2145901
Agon didn't have those glasses on, and Hiki has been training to fight blind.
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>>2145895
>>2145898
I agree Kumo is so weak that needs to send a chuunin level to fight Konoha's genin. If anything it's Kumo's fault f9r trainin Agon so poorly.
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>>2145901
Oh yeah, forgot we didn't do that whole "Fighting While Blind" training with our entire team so we wouldn't have to see to fight.

GG Moon you're a hack. Can't believe you forgot we didn't do that.
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>>2145908
it's not Hiki necessarily suffering. Okay, there'll be some fear of god put into people, but respect from a lot others. Hell, not even A could deny our prowess.
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>>2145911
We did though didn't we?
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>>2145911

Except we did do it though
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>>2145911
There's a difference between "Hey, I hear where he moved to and can punch at that," and "Time to deflect a bunch of bullets with punching while blindfolded"
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>>2145901
This:>>2145909
Also we have a jutsu that allow us to fell the air vibration using by tenkotsu our body's hair.
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>>2145901
Hiki spent a week with his team in the forest of death to learn how to bling fight and basically got Daredevil's powers.

C'mon Moon, at the very most make Agon crippled. That way Taka can heal him in the future.
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>>2145918
>>2145919
It's sarcasm. I thought I made that obvious.
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>>2145924
Sarcasm through text is so hard to convey honestly.
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>>2145924
But you did make it obvious though?

>>2145929
Yeah, honestly.
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>>2145931
Chaos and that other anon didn't get it.
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Can we cry at having found JUST ANOTHER VICTIM?
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>>2145924

A. Sarcasm is hard to convey in text
B. I have a headache

>>2145933

>Here lies Agon: He wasn't good enough
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You take a deep breath, backing up slowly so that Hayate can examine Agon. You can hear the people in the stands as they whisper and watch, you can feel the pounding of their heartbeats as they wait along with you, wondering what Hayate's going to say about Agon's condition. You listen closer, focusing in on Agon specifically, but you can already tell what happened...

"Agon of the Cloud is dead." Hayata says, leaning away from the dead Chunin's corpse. You can hear a sobbing come from the crowd, and you realize it's the girl member of Agon's team. "Hikigaya Tetsu is the winner."

"...well, that's one way to win." Tesshin says, rustling slightly but staying hidden. You walk over to your jacket, picking it up and slipping it back on as the medical ninja walk past you. "But hey, not like the guy wasn't an asshole though, right?"

"No." You say, heading out of the arena. "He was a strong opponent, and he enjoyed fighting as much as I. He let me do something nobody else in the entire Village has ever been able to do for me."

"What's that?"

"He didn't let me hold back." You say, exiting the arena.

----

>You're Taka

What...what? Your brother just...he just killed him? "Holy shit," Sinchu says beside you, leaning over the railing to get a better look at the Cloud shinobi's body. "Didn't actually think Hiki had it in him. Props."

"Sinchu." Susumu snaps at Sinchu, frowning at the boy as you tremble in your seat. "This wasn't something to be proud of. Hiki lost control down there."

"Bull." Sinchu shoots back. "He was totally in control, it's just for the first time he didn't have to hold back at all. Every one of those punches he threw? He meant them all."

"I still can't believe little Hiki killed that boy though." Suzu says, looking somewhat sad as she places her hands in her lap. "I just...I never thought he was capable of something like that."

You look down as the medical ninja finally pry Agon's head from the wall, the boys face swollen something fierce, his eyes practically dead...practically...You frown, trying to focus on Agon's body some more. You can...why can you still sense chakra coming from him? Why can you sense chakra at all?

"Yo, Taka, you alright?" Sinchu asks, shaking you slightly. "I know it's fucked up, but this shit happens man. Nothing to be done about it."

>Or is there?
>Well, what do?
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>get into the thread
>hiki is fighting a dude he thinks is strong since he can regenerate and shit
>he literally punched the regenerating guy with a god in him to death
guys i think tesshin might very well be slightly scared of us now.
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>>2145924
That's why you add[/sarcasm] afterwards.
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>>2145937
>Don't you sense that down there? He has... something, still left in him.
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>>2145920
there's also a difference between "Hey, I hear where he moved to and can punch at that," and "Hey, I can fell the vibrations of his every movement through the air as he starts to do them."

Also, Agon himself isn't wearing blind glasses, so he could have been matching punches with Hiki.
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>>2145942
https://youtu.be/6ZDBDWAt1DI?t=7
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>>2145937
He isn't dead.

Sunshin toward the medics and inspect Agon futher.
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>>2145937
>I am Takahiro Tetsu, greatest non-ninja medical ninja in the world! Time to save some guys' life.
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>>2145949

This here'll do
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>>2145937
well shit taka, time to go get off your genius ass and save his dumb ass life for being retarded enough to actually go up against the guy whos greatest joy in life was murdering a metric fuckton of bears.
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Ay, guess what, looks like Taka's gonna' tell death to take a holiday.

1d100+10
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It's fine if you fail it anons.
It's not like you can get THREE 100's in the same thread after all.
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>he says this inciting the rage of RNGesus.
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>>2145977
>Flips desk
WELL ALRIGHT!
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Can't he just take his dragon powers instead?
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>>2145977
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>>2145977
PRAISE BE UPON YOU!
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>>2145977
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2145977
Chaos Undivided's eyes is upon us!
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THANK YOU NINJA JESUS!!!
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>>2145983

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING MOON?

>>2145995

You mean Taka me boyo
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>>2146001
thanks chaos you know what i ment.
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Alright fuck, I need a moment here.

Also somebody replace Teddy in this pic with Taka, cause that's what just happened.

Writing.
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>Shut up. SHUT UP! Don't they see! Can't they understand!? You don't get chances like this, you have to enjoy it! It's not your fault you're strong!

Oh i want to hug Hiki...
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Hiki the boy destroyer
Taka the medinin Jesus
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>>2145970

If Hiki is madara the Taka is orochimaru
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>>2145977
Whatever poor fucker pisses off both Hiki and Taka is 1000% kill
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>>2146009
Are you implying Taka can't grow a moustache?
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>>2146014
I think that theory about them being the actual reincarnations instead of Sasuke and Naruto might be true.
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>>2145977
SEBPAI!!You did it!
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>>2146010
I have to wonder if Hiki ever wishes he were weaker so that he could go against others on fair ground.
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we could probably the youngest jounin ever
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>>2146019
>implying orochimaru isn't in the stands watching this shit
>implying this won't drive him to seriously want taka to be his apprentice
>this makes kabuto butthurt like literally nothing else.
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>>2146019
Nah. They Hamura and Hagoromo or some shit with these kinds of rolls.
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>>2146021
So, we Saitama now?
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>>2146019
Maybe Taka and Hiki having the chakra of a god in then might be some influence. Since you know the Otsutsuki were also aliens nothing stop from Teshii being a creature from another world to.
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>>2146019
Nah, they're just awesome.
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>>2146019

I prefer going with Hiki and Taka being the reincarnations of Hagaromo and Hamura because with rolls like these it's gotta be true
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>>2146021
Just like Gaara whished someone to be his friend. But he was to strong to have anyone near him.

Now Gaara and Hiki friendship can truly grow.
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>>2146027
Wasn't Kakashi a 6-year-old Jonin?
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>>2146031
>Moon Mom is watching
>Torn between blasting the twins to bits or hugging them.
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>>2146042
Well the black zetsu was the true villan and Teshii is entirely black so...maybe the iron god is one of Kaguya's descedents?
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>>2146042
Well I prefer them just being really good anomalies cuz I can't stand prophecy and reincarnation bullcrap.
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>>2146049
>>2146031
Now that i think of it they do have the white hair. But don't have the moon eyes.
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>>2146051
naw, Tesshin was already stated to be a living construct of faith.
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>>2146044
Chunin. Jonin at 12.
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>>2146053
I just realized. There is this thing called nature chakra what if, and try to be patient with me, what if the clan's curse it's just because the Tetsu absorv nature chakra and instead of becoming stone like the rest the iron poisoning is the effect from then abvorsing the chakra directly from the nature?

Would explain why they are so freaking strong.
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"STOP!" You shout, getting practically everyone's attention in the whole arena as you climb over the railing and shunshin down to the medical nin, Sinchu and Suzu just too shocked by your outburst to really stop you. You land and immediately trip, the height kind of too much for you to handle at the moment, but you just roll into it and keep moving forward, stopping the medical nin as they start to take Agon away. "WAIT! He's still got some life left in him!"

Hayate appears beside you, putting his hand on your to try and move you along, then taking it off quickly when he sees Suzu glaring at him. "Kid, seriously I know it's rough but that guy is dead as-cough-a doorknob, just get back to the stands so we can-"

"No!" You shout, moving past Hayate as he sighs. You get beside Agon's body, the medic nin frowning at you for the most part, except for one of them who's wearing a mask, who just sort of stares at you. You place your hands on Agon's body, the chakra you saw earlier still pulsing around him, though it's weaker now. You don't know why, but you feel the urge to put your hands over Agon's heart and head, focusing your own chakra into his body. "I can help him, I know I can." You say, mostly to yourself.

"It's noble that you want to try and help him," The masked medic nin says, his voice slightly patronizing. "But you're not even a Genin, what can you hope to do?"

"Save him." You say, focusing your chakra again. You begin to realize that you're not just looking at one individuals chakra though, but two of them. The second one, red and coiling around the first, seems to be trying to keep Agon alive, or at least not dead for as long as possible. This second chakra, it needs your touch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JliO5Vo2f-A

"Wh-what?!" The masked medic nin says as light covers Agon's entire body. You can hear people in the stands give out shocked gasps, even you barely understand what's happening, you just know that you have to keep doing it! "How are you doing this?!"

"I don't know, I just am!" You reply, pouring the very last bit of your chakra into Agon before you finally fall to your side, drained of energy. As you breathe heavily, the light around Agon disappears, and once gone it reveals that the boys body is completely healed of all wounds, even his leg from earlier, which was covered in scales, looks fresh and fine. However the best part, for you at least, is when Agon slowly opens his eyes, looking confused as he sits up. You just smile. "I...did it..."

Then you're out cold.

>END
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Any questions?
>We'll be playing tomorrow.
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>>2146060
Oh yeah true. Forgot about that. Oh well, the fact he's a construct of faith is even better gives some place for the origin of the worlds spirits, those who aren't the spiritual animals.
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>>2146072
>taka fucking did medinin jesus shit
>literally everyone involved is confused as almighty shit
days like this is why i like is series.
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>>2146072
How many fear the Tetsu now that they've seen one just fucking muder a guy who everyone though was as fast as light, and seen another revive the nigga from the dead?

A's thoughts on the fight? Hokage's thoughts?

also, fuck, we didn't use the Chidor armor to piss off A.
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>>2146072
FUCKING TETSU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CLAN+

Also is the masked guy Kabuto?
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>>2146053

Then boy would you hate Budhism and Hinduism

>>2146072

Fine run Moon.

So how about some reactions from some of the other characters over everything that just happened? Namely Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Hiruzen, Agon and Orochimaru?
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>>2146090
to be fair there would literally be nothing left if we did chidori armor on top of it.
throwing literally all that shit together would fuck up the shit out of madara let alone a regular chunin.
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>>2146072
What are Gaara's thoughts on the fight?
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>>2146090
>Hokage's thoughts?

And people wonder why i keep the tetsu around. AH!
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>>2146099

Oh when Madara shows up we'll fuck out of Madara in more ways than one
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>>2146101
gaara probably mad jelly he wasn't in that fight, especially since Hiki just implied everyone else would probably be even worse off. you gotta remember hiki fucked up the elder of the hyuuga with pretty much no problem.
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>>2146106
I fucking knew the old man was an undead!
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>>2146093
Of course it's Kabuto, he's my favorite....and you just showed him right the fuck up too.
>>2146097
>Sasuke: *Hasn't shown up yet*
>Naruto: "...dattebayo."*falls out of his seat*
>Kakashi: *Cairn's pic of choice*
>Hiruzen: "Ha! Well done boys well done!"
>Agon: "....Why is Hikigaya passed out beside me and why am I not dead? Also where'd his muscles go?"
>Orochimaru: "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"
>>2146101
>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"
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Hiki, the Steel Reaper of the Leaf.
Taka, the Miracle Angel of the Leaf.
Yin and Yang.

Also Moon, how are the girls and Gaara after all that? What does Hanabi think of the miracle Taka wrought?
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>>2146090
The Tetsu stock keeps rising.
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everyone remember this is with the tetsu down a fuckton of people from recently, and without the war buff they still fucking get.
Tetsu are full on retard powerful.
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>>2146119
>can he bring mom back?

garaa please sthap...

how would rasa feels now?
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>>2146121
>What does Hanabi think of the miracle Taka wrought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
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>>2146130
Bet the elders want his [genes] now
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>>2146119

>Sasuke: *Hasn't shown up yet*

Well that's disappointing, BUT WHO LSE BUT SASUKE?

>Orochimaru: "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"

Wooooo boy, this oughta be fun eh?

>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"

STOP MAKING ME FEEL THESE EMOTIONS MOON, STOP IT
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>>2146129
Rasa is super happy he didn't try to kill Hiki...has some thoughts on Taka that I'm keeping hush hush for now.
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>>2146119
>can he bring mom back?
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>>2146119
>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"
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>>2146072
Matchmakers are getting a sudden surge of business from local at foreign clans.
The Milfs and Cakes of the the village reveal their deadly hand.
Suzu is on the verge of developing Ultra Instinct from the sheer desire of the crowd that is directed towards her brothers. She must protect their purity.
An Ancient Uchiha from the shadows stirs.
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>>2146129
I bet Rasa actually fully believes Hiki meant no harm, because killing Gaara would be easier to do for him than he thought. If we were going to, could we have been stopped?
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>>2146137

Speaking of kages.

Was A there? And if he was, what did he think of the glorious bullshittery that happened?
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>>2146119
>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"

Ah man...that's sad.

>Orochimaru: "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"

Well now my prediction of Oreo and Danzo splitting the twins will be a reality.
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>>2146144
Nah, A's still in the Clouds.
Also, I'm surprised nobody wants to know what Itachi thinks.
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>>2146119
>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"
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>>2146152
Oh right, he's here. What ARE his thoughts at seeing his own second coming?
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>>2146147
Pfft, they have too much Will of Fire in them to ever go willingly. Those boys are more patriotic than most kids their age.
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>>2146152

Well that sucks. Maybe we'll find out when Hiki goes on a diplomatic mission to the Cloud

ITACHI WAS THERE? Well shit tell us man
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>>2146152
What does Itachi thinks?

Also what is the girls general opinion about Hiki now?
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>>2146160
I said they would try anon. Not that they would manage to do it.
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>>2146158
>>2146161
>>2146162
>Itachi: "Not bad."

Also the some girls are terrified, some are even more into Hiki....the ones who are carnage freaks are Karin and Temari obviously. Sakura's a little spooked.

Anko missed it to go get a quick dango. 2 for 1 special, couldn't pass it up.
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>>2146119
>>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"
https://youtu.be/-AYDqCsXiV0
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>>2146169

>Not bad

Well, coming from Itachi that's a big compliment

Actually, now that Imthink about it: what are Kabuto's thoughts?
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>>2146169
goddammit, Sakura, ninjas have to kill people.
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>>2146169
>Anko missed it to go get a quick dango. 2 for 1 special, couldn't pass it up.
This kills the Hiki.

The Tetsu clan males drowns in pussy.
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>>2146152
>Itachi: So that's what I looked like to normies? Damn, that's scarry."
>Kisame: "Hey, there's the asshole who stole my sword in the crowd! I wanna show him all the cool shit I added to my new scooter and make him SUPER jealous!"
>Itachi: "Goddammit Kisame."
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>>2146176
>Actually, now that Imthink about it: what are Kabuto's thoughts?
>"Pfffft, okay so he killed the other guy pretty good whatever. Oh look it's the sick one, what's he think he's gonna-OH WHAT?! NO! FUCK THAT! STOP! STOP DOING THAT!"
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>>2146169
>Not bad

Well better then the suffering and hate speach he spitted to Sasuke. Also just realized that Itachi is in Konoha watching all of this bullshit

>Akatsuki and Orochimaru attacking Konoha at the same time

Or at least tryong to grab Hidan and Naruto in the mix of all the chaos.
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>>2146169
Moon, let me give you the REAL question.

how may MEDIC-NIN have hots for taka now?

>clinique 5500

Damn right captcha
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>>2146184
>just denied another edo tensei to Orochimaru/Kabuto.
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>>2146184
Taka is the Anakin to Kabuto's Dooku.
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>>2146184
>these are the sounds of kabuto realizing orochimaru found someone he likes more then him.
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>>2146185

Anon you're forgetting someone else they'll try to grab.

>>2146189

>Implying that Taka would follow Orochimaru/Palpatine

For shame anon, for shame
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>>2146184
what does our team think? Did we do them proud with all the training we did?
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>>2146192
Doesn't have to be willing.
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>>2146197
Ko is extremely happy right now. Kori is, or was, terrified for a bit till Taka did his thing, Sasu is still in denial about being able to catch up to you, and Bebikau has awoken her bloodlust.
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>>2146192
>Kidnapping the siblings.
The Edo Tensei'd hokages doesn't know what to feel about dying on the thighs of a Hot rampaging girl.
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>>2146203
Madkau!
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>>2146204
You forgetting that Hashirama grew up with FemMadara?
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>>2146203
How much did Danzo just cum in his robes?
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>>2146204
pic related but reversed

>>2146208
ah, so with his oblivious personality, he kept tripping over and fell into her pantsu on multiple occasions, right?
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>>2146214
He used like five Izanagi.
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>>2146229
So thanks to Taka how happy/thankfull is the cloud girl from Agon's team?
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>>2144959
just stop already
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>>2146242
I'm guessing she'd want to murder-fuck Hiki and fuck-murder Taka.
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Ah damn. Missed the thread...

For some reason I thought you were running tomorrow...
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>>2146279
Sorry, hope you enjoy reading it though.

Especially all the...surprise rolls.
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Oh, also bro's, don't forget to vote on the last thread, 12's still at zero.
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>>2146288
Link me then, betch
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>>2146292
First post in thread boyo
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>>2146053
I agree, I find the idea of hiki and taka being their own bullshit story much more fun, over just being strong because of being reincarnations of previous ninja. Reincarnation eugenics crap is what killed naruto for a lot of people, and I really don't want to see it here.
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Y'know, if we go against Itachi, I'm glad Hiki has blind fighting down. I'm pretty sure he will know about Itachi's bullshit ocular genjutsus.
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>>2146307
the problem is that Itachi doesn't need just the sharigan to use his genjutsu. Yeah he's that broken. And Hiki's main weakness IS genjutsu.

>>2146288
Also god dammit moon i'm so hyped i can't sleep now.
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Also:
>You take them back off, for some reason Kori, Bebikau, and Ko's eyes widening before they tried to hide their giggles. Odd.

Do we have panda eyes now?Because i think Sasu just trolled Hiki.
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Good thread as always, Moon!
Man I really want Taka to be the best mednin. Sakura would be drooling all over the twins too.
Also am I the only one who wants to see bug puss back?"
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Bet Kabuto's Ninja Info Cards didn't show this.
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>>2146443
Of course they don't, since they tend to die young, Kabuto didn't waste his hardearned Henchman Bucks buying the Testu Clan Starter Deck or any "Iron of Konoha" Series Card Packs, i'm still trying to pull a Secret Foil Hiruzen myself
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>>2146376
Was wondering when somebody would catch that.
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>>2146285

Just got an opportunity to read through the thread. Pretty damn impressive work there Moon...

Can't wait for the next session...
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>>2146494
So he did. Boy must be shitting in his pants.
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>>2146268
She's from Kumo anon not from Kiri. Although bloodlust is a thing.
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>>2146404
>spoiler

Yes. Fuck her Sinchu will date Shizune and she will straight him up.
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>>2146626
Sinchu and Shizune actually works way more than I thought at first. Huh.
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>>2146656
Shizune is already used to Tsunade so Sinchu will be a walk in the park for her.
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>>2146666
except for the fact that tsunade will tease her mercilessly.
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>>2146539
Speaking of, how "dead" did Agon get?
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>>2146626

>Not Sinchu and Ayame

She's dealt with Sinchu way longer, plus ramen

>>2146724

I'd say extremely fucking dead
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>>2146743
Nah. She's way out of his league.

>>2146673
Not more then Shizune will tease her once she sees Hiki has a crush on her, Tsunade.
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>>2146751

No anon, he thinks he's out of her league. Besides it works great
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Hey heads up, we'll be having another session in like three hours.

Which means we'll finally get to watch the other fights.

>1st Match
Temari vs Hinata
>2nd Match
Tenten vs Agon
>3rd Match
Sakura vs Gaara
>4th Match
Kankuro vs Hikigaya
>5th Match
Sasuke vs Naruto
>6th Match
Lee vs Neji
>7th Match
Karin vs Shon

Which of these are ya'll most excited for?
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>>2147178
Oh whoops, that's the line up from before the whole Hiki/Agon thing was decided.

2nd Match will be Tenten vs Kankuro.
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>>2147178
I wanna see muh girl Karin winning againts all odds.
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>>2147178

Lee vs. Neji is my number one for wanting to see. Close second is Saus vs. Nart
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>>2147207
Lee is literally going to destroy this tourney

He's so much stronger than canon and i doubt Gaara who was the strongest has done any actual training since the second stage
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>>2147178
Temari vs Hinata because of the curse seal and sakura vs gaara because I hope we've made a difference and sand coffin isn't on the table any more
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>>2147231
I forgot about that! sweet!
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>>2147178
>Which of these are ya'll most excited for?
Lee vs Neji is the hypest shit. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
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>>2147276

Now here's a real question: How many gates can Neji unlock?
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>>2147278
The gate [spoilers] to your heart [/spoilers]
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>>2147392

Are you a filthy hippie?
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>>2147178
Lee and Neji

Does Hinata has a cursed seal in this quest? If i'm not mistaken we rolled and Oro found her. If yes then i want to see her fight against Temari.
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>>2147444

Hinata does have a cursed seal
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So if Sasuke is late for his fight, will they postpone his fight? Or will they just disqualify him cause he isn't the special prodigy in this timeline?
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>>2147392
Fuck there needs to be an easier way to do that on mobile.
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>>2147477

Who knows? But I'm sure Saus'll show up, or Hiki drags him there
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>>2147501
Yep. If you want to know, it's ["spoiler] ["/spoiler"] without the quotes.
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>>2147469
Cool. Hopefully she would have managed to control her seal, or else poor Temari.

Does Sasuke has one too?
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>>2147520

Of course he does
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Get ready, thirty minutes till game time!
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>>2147691

I'm bready
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>>2147691
Fuck yeah i'm pumped!
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>>2147691
Cool.
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>>2147691
Neat.
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>>2147477
>Or will they just disqualify him cause he isn't the special prodigy in this timeline?
What are you talking about, Sasuke is still the Leaf Genin Prodigy.
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>>2147759
if that's the case how comes he's still only a genin and Hiki got promoted before him
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Alright, we're starting soon. I need a consensus from everyone.

>Sinchu or Susumu?
Who do you want to watch the next stuff as?
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>>2147819

>Sinchu

You know, I just realized something. Replace the c in Sinchu with an n, and rearrange it. You get NINSHU
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>>2147819
>Sinchu or Susumu?
>Cawfee vs Gween Tea
Shit, this is where the quest dies.

Susumu.
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>>2147819
Sinchu
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>>2147819
Sinchu
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>>2147819
Hey Moon, does a version of Yoko exist in this Konoha?
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>>2147819
Susumu
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It seems Sinchu is the winner. Surprise.

Now, what was his reaction to what just happened?
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>>2147819
>>Sinchu or Susumu?
You made us wait half an hour for this? Just choose next time nigga.

>Sinchu
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>>2147819
Sinchu, not that I dont like Susumu but Sinchu trained Nart, Karin and Hinata.
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>>2147865

Flabber fucking gasted, and proud of his little cousins
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>>2147819
Susumu. He doesn't get enough screen time. But i guess Sinchu would be the most fun since he would be seing his 'students' in the tournament.

Also:
>Susumu, Sinchu and Suzu are all here

suddenly i feel bad for the sound shinobi attacking the stadium
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>>2147865
>I wonder if I could train Hinata to the point she can punch that hard...
And then he realizes he accidentally said that out loud.
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>>2147865
My cousins both brutally killed then un-killed that dude...

Fucking awesome!
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>>2147872
Sinchu is fucking awesome.
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>>2147865
Impressed, he just saw a miracle of ninja medicine and by his cousin no less!
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Alright then, WRITING!
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>>2147865
He probably wants to get Taka to a hospital after seeing him collapse.
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>>2147865
>oh god, what the fuck is going on
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>You're Sinchu
>Fuck yeah

"That....was FUCKING AWESOME!" You shout, falling back into your seat in a fit of laughter after having just seen your two precious little cousins do the coolest shit ever! Seriously, Hiki completely murdered that Agon fuck like it was nothing! You actually thought he was gonna' crack the entire arena wall in half with those punches. But then Taka, precious and innocent Taka, shows up and fucking revives the fucker from the brink of death. AWESOME!

"Taka!" You watch as Suzu jumps the railings down to where Taka passed out, arguing with the medic nin for a moment before they all leave the arena, Suzu carrying Taka in her arms. That Agon shit just stands there, looking confused for a bit before he walks off too.

"Astounding." Susumu says, rubbing his chin. "That boy was dead, I was certain of it. And yet..."

"Hey, just chalk it up to this being the best damn generation of Tetsu ever old man." You say, earning a frown from Susumu. Geez, ever since he's been comin' home late from visitin' Tsume he's been a real pain in the ass lately. "Anyways shush, the actual Chunin matches are startin'."

Hayate scratches his head for a moment down there, then starts reading off the clipboard. "Alright well, that happened. For the official Chunin Exams tournament, first match will be between Temari of the Sand," You watch as that girl who was practically flooding an entire section of the audience while watching Hiki fight earlier jumps down, then floats the rest of the way on her fan before landing. Shit, she actually looks tough. For a little kid, if you fought her you'd kick her ass easily. "And her opponent, Hinata Hyuga." You watch as Hinata shunshins down, looking pretty sure until she notices exactly how many people are watching her right now.

"Fuck, she's nervous." You point out to Susumu, who just nods. Hmm, now what would a super awesome teacher say to his student here?

>Well?
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>>2147939
>If you win, you won't have to spend a week stuck in the Forest of death with Nerscy!
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>>2147939

>"BEAT HER LIKE AN ABUSIVE PARENT HINATA! I BELIEVE IN YOU!"
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>>2147939
Hinata!! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!!KICK HER ASS!
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>>2147939
>"Did you see Hiki beat the shit out of that guy? That was awesome!"
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>>2147945
Actually, could we summon Nerscy to watch the fight with us? Or is she too big?
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>>2147967
Too big.
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>>2147945
>>2147953
Should we play the Naruto card? Saying something vague like. "He's watching so do your best"
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>>2147964

I'll switch to this
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>>2147970
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>>2147939
"Hinata! Do the thing!
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>>2147967
Nerscy to big. Besides would scare the living shit of the civilians. Also is the nobleman with us? And by us i mean Sinchu.
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>>2147971
supporting this
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>>2147964
this
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>>2147964
Alright, this looks like a winner to me.

Now to see if you actually pumped her up or just embarrassed the fuck out of her.

1d100+5
DC 70
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
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Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
I hope we embarrass her.
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Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
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Rolled 28 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2147993
BELIEVE
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Rolled 88 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993
NARUTO IS WATCHING GIRL!! SHOW HIM YOU DIDN'T SLACKED IN THE TRAINNING!
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Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2147993

KAIMINAINTENSIFIES
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Goddamn just barely there. What's wrong guys, used up all your 100's yesterday?

Writing.
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So how exactly is Again feeling about the fight, his death, and Hiki's scrawny brother bringing him back from the dead
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>>2148004
It seems i am good at clutching
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>>2148020
Bitch don't steal my clutch!
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>>2148019
Agon confused Taka with Hiki so i guess he's a little bit confused and might be re-thinking his life choices. Death does that with a person.
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>>2148019

Like anyone who's revived from the dead: Questioning what the fuck happened

>>2148020
>>2148027

You petty little goblins can't beat my clutch rolls
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>>2148027
it seems i was confused about wich poster i was
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Rolled 78, 97, 42, 2, 76 + 10 = 305 (5d100 + 10)

"Hiiiiiiiiinaaaaataaaa!" You scream at the top of your lungs, causing Susumu to fall out of his chair in surprise. A small bonus. Your student looks up at you from the arena, as well as everyone else watching. Fuck yeah, all eyes you! "Believe in the me that believes in you! You got this kid!" You even flash her a fuckin' awesome thumbs up in the process, earning a very heated nod of his head from Guy.

"That's your teacher?" Temari says, sounding confused and giggly. "He looks like a dork...wait is he related to Hiki?" She asks, blushing slightly. Oh god, the little girl has a crush on you!

As you try to come to terms with having to let a young child down, Hinata seems to have finally gotten her nerves under control, and she turns to face Temari. "That's right! Sensei Sinchu is my teacher! And-and he's awesome, and cool!"

"Don't forget handsome and single!" You shout, shooting some finger guns to some babes in the crowd.

"And an idiot." Susumu adds. Fuck you Susumu.

Temari just shrugs. "Eh, if that's what you think. Just get ready to get your ass beat." She says, bringing her fan out. Oh shit that thing looks heavy.

Hayate sighs. "Okay so-cough-ya'll ready?" They both nod. "Well then let's do this." He swipes his hand through the air, starting the match.

>Hey
>1d100
>These rolls are for Temari
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2148074

Well then
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2148074
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2148074

Good morning Moon...

...

Rolling...
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2148074
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>>2148074
iWe can still win, BELIEVE IT!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2148074
I'm not caught up, as QM it's your job to tell me what I've missed, tell me what that is?
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Goddamn guys, Hinata might not even have to bring out the Cursed Seal here.

>>2148098
Archive is in the first post, have fun reading.
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>>2148098
>>2148093
>>2148090
>>2148089
>>2148083
WHAT THE FUCK HINATA
this better not be the cursed seals
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>>2148106
Don't blame us. The only way we'd win would be with another nat 100 :V
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>tfw you're conflicted because you want Temari to do well but if she loses here she can always try and get Hiki to 'comfort' her
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>>2148117

I know it too anon, I know it too
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>>2148106
>Hinata might not even have to bring out the Cursed Seal here
So this /is/ the ojou one? I thought this was the multiple MC one?

>have fun reading
I pay your salary for this, I'm entitled to a summary that takes away time from everyone else.
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>>2148125
The QM rolled to see who Oreo would molest. We rolled both Hinata and Sasuke.
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>>2148108
Are you implying that Sinchu isn't a great sensei?
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Y'all know Temari's losing because her crush isn't watching.
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>>2148137
>both Hinata and Sasuke
That's fun. We do dislike him though, right?
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Surprisingly Hinata doesn't just rush in there and start attacking, she's actually playing things smart by increasing the distance between her and Temari. Temari sees this and immediately whips out that fan of hers, swinging it forward so that wind scythes start flying to wards Hinata. The girl's smart though, instead of trying to deflect them she just flips out of their way, using that gracefulness of hers to stay in the game. "Hell yeah, that's my girl." You say, crossing your arms and nodding your head in pride. You feel a shuffling beside you, and turn your head to see Ko sitting down in Suzu's seat. The two of you just stare at each other for a moment while Hinata and Temari have their fight below. "That's Suzu's seat."

"I passed her by on my way here, she said to keep you company." Ko responds, making your eye twitch. Goddammit Suzu. "Taka is being taken to the hospital, it's nothing serious, but he seems to have used up a lot of energy doing...whatever that was." You watch as Ko leans forward, and you pull your attention back to the arena, watching as HInata just barely dodges another wind scythe. In fact it looks like she's starting to get worn out. "C'mon Lady Hinata, you can do this." He whispers to himself.

"Of course she can do this, she had me lookin' over her training." You say, puffing your chest up a bit. Below you Hinata has stopped moving, her breathing becoming heavy as Temari smirks. "Oh shit."

A mark appears on Temari's fan, and this time when she swings it, an even more powerful wind scythe shoots forward, faster than before! It comes sailing right to wards Hinata, and you have to fight the urge not to jump down there and save her. The scythe hits and...Hinata disappears in a puff of smoke! "A clone!" You shout, giddy as all can be. "The little kid's hidin', now she's got a fuckin' chance man!" You say, grinning at Ko, then frowning at the last second because, ew, you grinned at Ko.

You watch as Temari looks around the arena in confusion, trying to figure out exactly where Hinata could be at. "C'mon out dammit! I'll tear this whole arena apart if I have to!" She shouts, getting ready to swing her fan again as another mark appears on it.

"This is bad." Ko says, sounding worried. The fuck?

>1d100+5
>What do you respond to Ko?
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>>2148153
>why's it bad? looks like Hinata has a plan
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2148153
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2148153

> "Pfft. Have a little faith in the kid. She's tougher than she appears."

...

Rolling...
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2148153

>"The fuck do you mean 'this is bad'?"
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2148153
"The fuck?"
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2148151
Nah, Sasuge is less of a turd now that he isn't the greatest genin in the village.

>>2148153
Dude, not everybody's got your bullshit eyes. Just say whats wrong.
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Rolled 63, 99, 75, 99, 47 = 383 (5d100)

>>2148162
>>2148163
>>2148166
>>2148169
>>2148171.
....well maybe Temari will roll low here
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>>2148176
yeah, or that could happen
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>>2148176

> Two 99s

Welp...
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>>2148176
THE ONE TIME KO WAS RIGHT AND IT HAD TO BE THE WORST POSIBLE TIME DIDN'T IT
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>>2148176

YOU HAD TO OPEN YOUR FAT MOUTH DIDN'T YOU?
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2148153
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Rolled 69 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2148153
hinatemari
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>>2148176
god damn it ko. dont you fucking know anime fights are decided by spectators comments?
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>>2148203
That shouldn't make so much damn sense
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Rolled 93, 97, 2, 25, 31 - 5 = 243 (5d100 - 5)

"The fuck do you mean this is bad? That Sand girl doesn't know where Hinata's hiding, all Hinata's gotta' do is-."

"Temari's wind attacks gain more power every time a symbol appears on her fan." Ko says, cutting you off like the dick he is. "She already has two symbols, if Hinata falters even a little when going in for an attack, she's in trouble."

"Pffft, Hinata's smart, she'll wait till it's the right time...." You hope. You watch as Temari starts swinging her fan, destroying a good portion of the trees and bushes in the arena with just one damn swing. Holy shit. "...okay that might be a problem."

"Get out here dammit!" Temari screams, swinging her fan once more, the destructiveness of the wind actually digging up some of the dirt as it flies off. You watch as you see a flicker of movement start heading to wards Temari, and it takes you a moment to realize that it's Hinata! Holy shit but how, you didn't know she knew how to use camouflage jutsu of that caliber, unless it was one of the Triplets! She's got this! Hinata's actually fuckin' got this!

...and of course Temari turns around just as you think that, a smirk on her face as she whips her fan right at Hinata. This time she doesn't disappear in a puff of smoke, but lets out a cry of pain as the wind send her body flying back before landing hard onto the ground. "Nnnng." The camo jutsu wears off, showing just how bad the damage done to her was. Shit, for once you can probably say you and Ko are on the same page, you're both worried for the girl.

"Hmph." Temari smirk again, getting ready to throw another gust of wind. "You're not half bad, but on your own you're not really a match for me."

Hinata...smiles? "I'm not...fighting alone."

>OH SHIT!
>1d100+10 nigga's!
>Here's Temari's rolls.
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>>2148218
Holy fuck Temari and these rolls.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2148218
Go Tem-I mean Hinata!
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Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148218
C'MON NOT1
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Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148218
Well, those are some good rolls... But THIS is the real shit.
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>>2148226
...Cairn....it's 1d100+10 man.
I'm sorry but, your roll doesn't count.
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Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148218

Holy shit mang
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Rolled 7 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148218
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2148218

Rolling...
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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148221
supèrior genetic stock
>>2148218
superior
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Well, you tried.

Writing.
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>>2148251
Thanks Cairn. It's all your fault.
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>>2148251
she needs to beetle up
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>>2148251
What kind of asshat names their son Ko?
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>>2148296
a hyuga
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Rolled 29, 6, 82, 83, 52 + 5 = 257 (5d100 + 5)

"HON!"

"PINSA!"

You watch as two fuckin' ninja beetles fly out of the bushes behind Temari, racing to wards her in what can only be described as the coolest thing in the whole goddamn world. They're like, so fuckin' awesome! Well, maybe not as cool as Nerscy, but still! "Fuck yeah!" You shout, watching as Hon and Pinsa come barreling to wards Temari...

...only for her to back flip at the last second and send a powerful gust of wind down onto the two from above. You cringe, watching as the bugs actually create a crater as the wind blasts their bodies into the ground. "Hon, Pinsa!" Hinata cries, running forward to check on them as Temari floats up in the air on her fan, actually smiling as she looks down at the three. Hinata frowns back up at her.

"Whooo boy." You say, leaning back in your seat and rubbing your face. "This...might be a problem."

"Hinata's entire move set is based around Taijutsu, it's a drawback that she rarely tries to fix." Ko say. Dick. "What else have you been teaching her, if you don't mind me asking."

"Mostly chakra focus." You say, picking your nose. "Originally it was just for Naruto, but the others benefited from it in their own way." You sigh. "I just hope Hinata has one last trick up her sleeve."

"She does," Ko says, ominously. "But it's not something she should use."

Before you have a chance to ask what the fuck he's talking about, Pinsa and Hon pick themselves up with some help from HInata. "Dang," Hon says, shaking his head. "Lady packs a wallop."

"Yeah," Pinsa replies, looking up at the smug Sand girl. "Guess we got no choice but to try that."

Hinata blushes. "Th-that?" The two beetles nod, and Hinata blushes some more, looking up into the stands for a moment, looking at ol' Nart probably, before sighing. "A-alright."

"AWESOME!" Hon and Pinsa say, jumping up. "Ultimate Beetle Style: Transformation of Justice!"

>....what? How does Sinchu respond to this?
>also 1d100+10
>Temari's rolls.
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Rolled 61 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148314
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148314
Wow, she actually rolled below 90 for once.
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>>2148234
I thought we told you to take care of the modifiers yourself by modifying the DCs, why are you still cutting the wind out of our sails?
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Rolled 91 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148314
Shinchu's dead guys.
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>>2148314
Shunshins to cover Nart's eyes.
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Rolled 35 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148314

>"Can you stop being a vague sack of shit and just tell me?"
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Rolled 91 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148314
This waifu war ends right now!
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>>2148314
>>2148323
Oh yeah.

>I swear to the Sage, if she turns into a giant beetle...
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>>2148314
Wind is strong against lightning, why would she use the Storm and Thunder beetles?
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>>2148314
immense fucking pride!

shes following in our footsteps.

even if there is no god or buddha, there is still kamen rider!
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>>2148347
Because you touch yourself at night.
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You did it!

Writing!
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>>2148314
Protect Hinata's purity and cover Naruto's eyes while she sailor transform.
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>>2148358
>You did it!
But I didn't want to do it.
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>>2148358
Time for 'armored' Hinata.
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>>2148172
I meant Orochimaru.

Lots of people who follow these quests like fellating him and certain other controversial figures from Konoha.
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>>2148358

Did we though?
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Hey, if Hinata can get confidence from this, can she go the Road to Ninja route of character development?
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>>2148408
I mean, if you like actual literal garbage.
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>>2148408
is character development code for dressing like a slag?
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>>2148408

I'm not letting you turn Hinata into a bitch
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>>2148408
>genjutsuanon suggesting worst Hinata

No cause she is a shit.
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Rolled 63, 90, 46, 73, 45 = 317 (5d100)

"...why do I get the feeling I'm going to need to cover Naruto's eyes in a moment." You say, starting to stand up as you watch in confusion as Hinata and the beetles join hands and start spinning in a circle. "...what?"

"Our hearts burn with a hot justice!" The three of them start shouting in unison. "Our fists glow with a sense of righteousness!" Light begins to actually cover them, making it hard to even watch at this point. Temari must be just as confused as the rest of you, because all she's doing is watching. "And our souls scream with a need to protect!"

The glowing stops, and in the middle of the arena stands the beetles in Hinata, only now they're different looking. The beetles are taller, more humanoid and...all of them are doing poses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY

"Beetle Blue! Warrior of Justice!" Pinsa shouts, ending with a pose that actually shakes the arena a bit. Some of the kids in the stands are practically drooling with excitement.

"Beetle Red! Warrior of Righteousness!" Hon shouts, also striking a pose.

"And I am Beetle Purple!" Hinata shouts, standing between Hon and Pinsa, now decked out in a purple skirt and weird looking armor, the helmet on her head having a little horn on the top. She points up to Temari. "I am the Warrior of Protectiveness! And I shall defeat you now foul villain!"

With that, the three of them strike a group pose, and an explosion of red, blue, and purple smoke erupts behind them, sending Hayate flying into the stands as a result.

"...what?" Everyone, including Temari, says at the time.

"Beetle Punch!" Hon says, leaping into the air and striking the underside of Temari's fan, knocking her off and onto the ground. Holy shit that was fast.

"Beetle Kick!" Pinsa says, taking the opportunity to dash forward and deliver a quick punt to Temari's stomach, knocking the wind out of her and sending her flying back wards...right to wards Hinata.

"Beetle Slap!" She cries out, slapping Temari right in the face so hard that the girl actually spins in the air before falling a few feet away. Then Hinata strikes a pose. "The power of my heart has now struck you across the face Temari! Yield you villain!"

"I'm not a villain!" Temari shouts, standing up with a huge red smack mark on her face. "And you ain't the only one who can summon friends bitch!" Temari brings out a scroll, looking even smugger than before.

>Oh shit what Sinchu think?
>Also 1d100+10
>Temari's rolls.
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Rolled 4 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431
>sinchu.exe has stopped working, please try again later
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Rolled 89 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431
>What the fuck is going on.
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Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431
Welp.
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>>2148421
Yes, and we need more characters doing that.

>>2148419
Hey, don't Gomu till you've tried it.

>>2148425
Better a bitch than a wallflower.

>>2148430
no u
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Rolled 50 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431
He thinks. Are these kids really gennin? I mean he shouldn't be surprisex with then being in Hiki's class and all i guess.
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Rolled 13 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431
He is overwhelmed with joy and pride at Hinata's progress.
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Rolled 99 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431
... Ko, what the fuck am I watching?
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Rolled 44 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431

> "Man, I don't even care what that sand girl is doing. My students are fucking awesome!"

...

Rolling...
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>>2148451
Aww, dang.
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>>2148444
WARRIOR OF JUSTICE AND LOVE!
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2148431

>"I don't wanna live on this planet anymore."
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>>2148446

> Better a bitch than a wallflower.

I respectfully disagree. I consider Hinata to be better than Karin...
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>>2148446
>Better a bitch than a wallflower
But that's wrong.
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>>2148431
>>Oh shit what Sinchu think?
I gotta do that with Nercy!
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Right on, writing now.
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>>2148446

>Better a bitch than a wallflower

I see your opinion genjutsunon, and ask: would you kindly swan dive off a building into concrete?
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>>2148446
>Better a bitch than a wallflower.
>Better a Karin than a Hinata.
Pffft. Gr8 joke m8.
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Watch out for her weasel transformation! Those guys carry tommy guns that are a waifu hazard!
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weasel girls are moe...

>>2148419
>>2148446
Ahem, meant to type, "Don't knock Gomu till you've tried it."
https://exhentai.org/g/509015/f71ffd444d/
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>>2148431
this fight is turning out to be genuinely amazing
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>>2148517
>weasel girls are moe...
Weasels are about the least moe you can get, not nearly as moe as hamsters.
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>>2148526
Ah, indoctrinated by Brian Jacques' propaganda, are you?
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"I have no idea what's even happening anymore." You say, running your fingers through your hair as Ko shakes his head in disbelief. "I knew the beetles were eccentric, but damn."

"And to think, I was worried about Lady Hinata being too withdrawn." Ko says.

The two of you and everyone else watch as Temari starts to swipe her finger across the summoning scroll, but Hinata ain't letting that happen apparently. The young Hyuga, still decked out in her...well whatever the hell that is she's wearing, leaps across the battlefield and gets right up on Temari, surprising the Sand girl long enough for Hinata to deliver a strong blow to her stomach. "Eight Trigrams: 32 Palms!" She shouts, sending strike after strike into Temari at a super fast pace. Halfway through the attacks though, the transformation on the beetles and Hinta wears off, their cool forms disappearing in a puff of smoke before the beetles themselves follow soon after wards.

"Ah, so it was a chakra dependent transformation." Ko says, nodding his head. Asshole. "It didn't last that long, a shame, I would've liked to see Hinata use that form more in battle."

"Pervert." You say, gaining a shocked expression from Ko.

"I-I what?! NO! No I'm not a pervert! How dare you-"

"Hey look she's winning." You say, interrupting Ko. What a mook.

You watch as Hinata deals a hard gentle fist attack to Temari's jaw, and even from here you can tell she just cracked something. The Sand girl gets knocked to the ground, where Hinata quickly mounts her and begins slapping and striking her even more, almost like she's caught up in the act. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" She pants, slamming open palms against Temari until the other girl's head bounces off the ground and she lies there motionless, Hinata still attacking her.

"Okay enough!" Hayate says, dragging Hinata off Temari finally. He takes a look over the other girl, the nods. "Winner HI-cough-Hinata Hyuga!" The crowd erupts into applause, and you're right there with them, using yoru Tekkotsu to cover your hands in iron so that your claps are the loudest!

"Fuck yeah, good job Hinata!" You shout to her, causing the girl to blush some more.

"WAY TO GO HINATA!" You hear Naruto shout, causing Hinata to shake in place, her mouth going between a wide smile to gaping like a fish, before the poor girl runs off.

Hayate shrugs, watching as the medic ninja cart Temari out. "Mmmkay. Next match, Tenten vs Kankuro!"

>How's your reaction right now?
>Pretty good?
>Takin' a short break, gotta' shit.
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>>2148544
>Spider-chu, spider-chu, does whatever a spider do...
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>>2148544

And here I thought Hinata would lose, well we better get Temari being comforted by Hiki out of this.
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>>2148544
>Hinata quickly mounts her

l-lewd
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>>2148544
>How's your reaction right now?
>Pretty good?
I don't even like Super Sentai.
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>>2148544
>go congratulate our student of course
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>>2148555
If that doesn't happen then we riot
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>>2148544
>How's your reaction right now?
Needs more Anko.
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>>2148544
>Go check on her. She did great and deserves to be praised.
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>>2148558
Good thing that was Kamen Rider then!
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Hahahaha, you fools. Hinata is already one step further to Road to Ninja version.
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>>2148568
They're the same thing.
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>>2148578
A whore?
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>>2148588
The respectful and shy Hinata would give Temari time to summon her things just as Temari gave her time to transform and pose, a bitchy Hinata interrupted her. Haha, that's my girl.
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>>2148600
Good thing she still has a sister at least.
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>>2148600
>smart battle tactics
>this obviously makes her a whore and a bitch
I think even Stretch Armstrong would be astounded at how much of a stretch that is. You've really accomplished something great right there. You should be proud, I don't think it would be possible for anyone else to make a stretch that great.
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>>2148567

Supporting this...

Perhaps we should kick Ko off of Suzu's seat and give it to Hinata?
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>>2148615
Hinata as she was in canon wouldn't have done so, she is getting closer to Road to NInja.
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>>2148643
Oh, you're that genjutsu guy, aren't you? Should've known earlier, when I couldn't tell if you were retarded or trolling.
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>>2148643
Hinata would use basic ninja tactics, she wouldn't let someone as strong and low as Temari whip out her summon.
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>>2148657
Why do people call me the genjutsu guy? I thought I was more famous for clothes?
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Everyone do me a favor real quick.

3d100.
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Rolled 79, 64, 75 = 218 (3d100)

>>2148691
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Rolled 48, 63, 99 = 210 (3d100)

>>2148691
Nat 300 right here. Or 3. Either way.
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Rolled 6, 81, 65 = 152 (3d100)

>>2148691
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Rolled 27, 84, 86 = 197 (3d100)

>>2148691
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2148691
No u
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Rolled 14, 86, 84 = 184 (3d100)

>>2148691
>>
79, 84, 99. Bretty gud.
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>>2148708
Not 84, 86.
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>>2148691

I have a bad feeling about this
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>>2148708
86, rather.

>>2148710
My fingers are the size of bratwurst.
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Rolled 46, 38, 49 = 133 (3d100)

>>2148691
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Rolled 86, 69, 46, 5, 13, 71, 73, 32, 18, 23, 80, 96, 42, 89, 46 + 5 = 794 (15d100 + 5)

Not bad not bad.

Let's see how Kankuro did.
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>>2148724
Well that was a complete shut out.
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>>2148724

86, 96, 89

gg Kankuro
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>>2148735
91, 94, 101 with the +5.
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>>2148742

True, true
>>
Tenten put up a good fight ya'll, but Kankuro edged it out in the long run.

I'll write up something later tonight, but this is it for tonight for the most part. Got D&D, hope ya'll had fun.
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>>2148757
>hope ya'll had fun.
It was shit, consider regicide. I had fun, even if people have chronic cases of shit taste.
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>>2148757

> Got D&D, hope ya'll had fun.

I did. Have fun with your game Moon...
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>>2148778
You don't like rimming?
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Tomorrow we'll be able to get into the fun fun stuff, like being Hiki as we watch the Sakura vs Gaara fight.
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>>2148940

Can we get Hiki comforting Temari since she lost?
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>>2148977
I'd rather have the Anko time Moon's promised for weeks now.
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>>2148988
>promised for weeks now
QMs will hurt you, they're just as bad as women, except they don't cost you money.
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>>2149068
I have been afraid of that, since Anko showed up for 2 posts and like 5 lines then the next time we played as Hiki we had to spend time with Temari. I was hoping Moon didn't think that was enough, but it's looking worse and worse.
>>
Have you guys tried covering yourselves in dango? That might get Anko's attention.
Also I need your opinions on something. First part of January I want to run a Dragon Ball quest. I know I know, but I seriously want to do this.

Anyways, I need your opinion. I've got two ideas that I'd like to run.

1. Set during Dragon Ball, you play as a mad scientist and maybe two more characters. This would be different since you're not really a fighter yourself. You could maybe build your own fighters if you were into robotics, or maybe enhance normal people with drugs and stuff. Sky's the limit ya' know?
2. Sort of like Marvels Exiles, it would feature different characters from different points in time or even alternate versions of characters, having to work together to fix certain problems in the multiverse. So you could say, have Frieza and King Piccolo on the same team along with Kid Goku and Mister Satan. Power levels would get fixed with bullshit reasoning, but just think how cool it would be to have Frieza fight Tao at the WMT.
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>>2149109
>Dragon Ball quest
Please God no. What about One Piece? People always chimp out that they want One Piece.
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>>2149109
>Have you guys tried covering yourselves in dango? That might get Anko's attention.
So are we actually going to get it or not?
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>>2149135
Obviously not, he's the bastard spawn of SOMNIUS and No Country, he's never going to deliver on anything and he's probably going to squish the most popular waifu with rocks.
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>>2149109
I like the first idea more, personally. Your humor is perfect for Dragonball.
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>>2149145

Wow, you need to kill yourself man. Right now, you're the biggest asshole I've seen. Fuck outta here now you inbred troglodite /b/astard
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>>2149180
>Says the namefag
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>>2149109

Creating robotic, or genetically modified lackiesto do your bidding sounds neat. Reminds me of [Image Related] a bit...

But yeah, If you're confident that you will be able to juggle both that and this quest then I say go for it...
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>>2149216

>Says the phoneposter trying to acting like another anon to support himself

Nice try fag

>>2149252

Ellipsesnon stop, there's too many Dragon Ball quests already
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>>2149109
Please don't. If you HAVE to run a second quest then do a Dresden Files game.
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>>2149512
Alright, to everyone asking about a Dresden Files quest, it's not happening.

There's fifteen goddamn books guys, I haven't read the series in years, and it'd just take too long to get back into the world. And to be honest, I don't have the desire to run one.

Sorry.
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>>2149522
Well then I'd prefer if you didn't split your attention between two quests then.
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>>2149109
Voting for number 1. We will kill things with SCIENCE.
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>>2149522
Are they worth reading?
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>>2149540
From what I remember yes.
It's basically like the Anita Blake series, if they never turned into a fucking full on porno series that the author uses to act out her fantasies of fucking beast men and underage boys.

Also Harry has a shortstack waifu tomboy.
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>>2149549
None of what you said indicates they're worth reading.

In fact, it almost sounds worse than Dragon Ball. Granted, it's probably better written than Dragon Ball, but that's such a low bar that only two big shounen in the last two decades have managed it.

What else would you consider running?
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>>2149555
Nothing else, I'm runnin' a Dragon Ball one, already decided.
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>>2149599
Why? There's already like a million of them and the source material isn't even that good.

You may think that not every person in Latin America can be wrong, but they absolutely can be.
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>>2149555

Read it for yourself, they're good books.

>>2149599

Damnit
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>>2149109
1 sounds cool, though it sounds a lot like dr slump when you think about it. That's actually a bonus for me though, since dr slump is so good. If you're doing the dragonball quest all I ask is that you keep the comedic/mystic/random feel of db, not z's. It's just more fun when stuff can be random and not overly questioned because magic.
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>>2149555

Well to sell you more on the setting, think of it as the stories of supernatural cases related to a private dick wizard. These ranging from being forced to get necromancy artifacts for a campire, to a fae queen asking for a murder to be solved, and more.

And it has some well crafted characters in it of all shapes and sizes
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>>2149629
Oh god yes, early Dragon Ball was so fun. I mean I like Z, but Dragon Ball just had some good humor.

Also I was planning that, since you're the scientist, you'd just build/hire/grow/assemble/etc your minions and they'd fight for you. Whether you're a good guy or a bad guy is up to you.
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>>2149640
Maybe we could could play as the universe 6 equivalent of Bulma?
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>>2149646
I'd planned on having it take place in Universe 7.12b/a
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>>2149650
Ok, I have faith that you will make it fun and new.
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>>2149650
Meh, I prefer keeping it in universe 7 anyway. Are you just going to use stuff from db specifically or the full toriyama universe, stuff in canon like dr slump, sand land, neko majin, patroller jiro etc.? There's a ton to work with if you want to use it.
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>>2149671
Pretty much all that I can grab I'll probably use.

My biggest hope for this quest is to just have it turn out like Konoha Clan Quest, you all have free reign on what you want to do, and we see how that effects canon.
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>>2148234
Actual cancer
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>>2149109
I think that whatever you decide, you should stop asking people to add modifiers to their rolls and adjust the DC yourself.
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>>2149982
Nah. Then people would complain that they're not getting modifiers.
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>>2150016
When has that happened?
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>>2149689
Make an original story with dragon ball setting rules.
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>>2150061
Namekian clan quest when????
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Guys don't tell him what to run. As a QM is hiding I can tell you that it's all about what you get a passion for.
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>>2150084
Hiding because shit tho?
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>>2150096
Or he just doesn't want to namefag. People get really autistic about it on either stance, I could see the anon not wanting to deal with it.
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>>2150016
do you have a twitter i can follow?
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>>2150096
He probably just doesn't want to namefag, they have a bad reputation for a reason, even if not all of them are deserving of it.
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Hey hey hey.

Session starts in an hour.
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>>2151318
okay
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>>2151318
i repeat my question do you have a twitter i could follow?
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>>2151318

Righto
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>>2151349

No, but there is a discord
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>>2151349
Nope, don't use twitter. Just use the discord if ya' wanna' talk bro.
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I think the majority of people want to go back to being Hiki right now so that we can 'comfort' Temari, right?
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>>2151384
I don't.
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>>2151384
i do
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>>2151384

I'D LIKE THAT A LOT CELESTIAL OBJECT SIR
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>>2151384
Sounds good
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>>2151384
Nope
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>>2151470
Correction: Unless we get Anko time.
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>>2151384
I'm interested in seeing how these next few fights go myself
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>>2151384
Sounds cool
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>>2151384
on a scale of yes to no; hells yea
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>You are Hiki
>You are oddly peaceful right now man.

"I still can't believe it." The medic nin says as he examines your blood stained knuckles while another looks over the rest of you. "All those direct strikes, they should've left some bruising at least, but your fists look like they were punching nothing but marshmallows."

"I assure you I was punching Agon's face, whether or not he is secretly a marshmallow man you'll have to ask...I suppose you can't ask him." You hum to yourself, closing your eyes as you go back to the battle with Agon, the sheer excitement you felt from it. You feel your mouth start to turn upwards in a smile, then stop. People will think you strange, take a deep breath and relax. It's a shame Agon's gone, he'd actually proven to be a worthy opponent, for the short time he was alive.

"Actually you should be able to ask him yourself." The medic nin says, standing up and writing something down on a clipboard. "Seems like your brother managed to bring him back from the brink of death."

You...blink in surprise. That's really all you can do right now. "Taka brought him back? But Agon was dead, I was sure of it."

The medic nin shrugs. "Not dead enough apparently. Takahiro did some very advanced medic jutsu, brought Agon back, took a toll on him though, had to bring Takahiro straight to the hospital."

You stand up, reaching for your Chunin jacket and preparing to leave. "Then I must see to him, my brother-"

You're interrupted as the medic nin bring in another patient to the small room they've been looking you over. Immediately you realize it's Temari, and she looks quite bruised up. Hmmm, Hinata must've done quite the bit of damage in order to get the best of Temari. You'll have to know more about that later. For now you walk over to Temari, while the medic nin hook up some stuff to her. She hazzily looks up at you, probably the effects of the drugs, and smiles up at you. "Heyyyyy Hiiiikiiiiii."

"Hello Temari." You say, waving. "How was your fight with Hinata?"

"Pffffft." Temari frowns, pouting a bit. "She cheeeeeated. Used a bunchaaa buuuuugs. I was gonna whip out my weeeeeasel, but she didn't let me." Temari stares at you for a moment, then grins. "Hey."

"Hello again." You say.

>What do here?
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>>2151551
>Glad you're not dead.
Then let's leave and eat some baked goods with our Family at the bakery.
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>>2151551
>"I was not aware you had a weasel. The only animals I've seen lately have been bears. Lots of bears."
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>>2151551
Tell her that we'd like to see her weasel.
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>>2151559
You're families currently At the Hospital/Arena/Fondling some girls.
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>>2151551
Tell her she fought well, but Hinata was trained by our cousin so it was going to be a tough fight either way.
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>>2151551

>"You wouldn't mind coming with me to check on my brother would you?"

>>2151571

This too
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>>2151572
Let's go help Suzu fondle some girls then.
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>>2151551
>"I'm sure it was a great match, it's unfortunate I was stuck here and missed it, we'll have to talk about it more when you're recovered"
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>>2151580
Actually it's your Auntie.
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>>2151582
Hmmm.... Let's fondle Suzu with Auntie then.
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>>2151592

Anon. We can't do this degeneracy, Teshhin will keep that curse a-goin' and it'd be bad
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>>2151571
Looks like this one wins.

Writing. Might take a bit longer since I gotta' stand outside in like five minutes to get a pizza delivery
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"You have a summon animal?" You ask, Temari nodding her head slowly. "I'd very much like to see your weasel then Temari." Wait, why does that sound...silly. Hmm, maybe you should ask Sinchu later, he's smart, and he has a license to drive too. Also to kill and to be handsome, if you believe what he tells.

"Oh he's awesome Hiki." Temari says, sitting up slightly. "He helps me knock down bitches when I can't handl'em on my own. Would've done that to the Hinata girl if she hadn't knocked me down and mounted me."

"...yes?" You say, gulping slightly.

"Yeah, she like, just pinned me down right, sat right down on my stomach, with her big stupid butt, and she started slappin' the crap out of me, just shoutin' and gruntin' as I wriggled under her."

"O-oh really." You look anxiously around the room, noticing that one medic nin is just shaking his head in disbelief at you. You're wondering if you'll have to take care of him later.

"Heads up we got two more!" You turn to see the medic nin bring in two more patients, Kankuro and Tenten. Tenten looks, surprisingly, unharmed for the most part, but she's passed out on a stretcher. Kankuro though...

"Hnnng, fuck!" Kankuro shouts, leaning against one medic nin while clutches his stomach, which is bleeding a whole lot. You also notice that there's a whole bunch of shuriken and kunai sticking out of his back. "Would one of you assholes get this shit out of me!"

"I can help." You say, getting Kankuro's attention as you slowly walk forward, hand raised.

"Nononnonnonnono!" He says, trying to back away. "Anyone but him! Anyone but him!" You frown, stopping in your tracks as one of the medic nin attends to Kankuro. They begin slowly removing the objects on his back while also fixing up his stomach. Kankuro removes his head cowl thing, showing a few scratches on his face as well. He reaches into his pocket, pulling out a small clear vial which he tosses to one of the medic nin watching over Tenten. "That's the antidote, give it to her now if you don't want her paralyzed for life."

"Awwww." Temari says, still high. "My wittle brother cares."

"Fuck you Temari."

>Hmmm, how do you react to this?
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>>2151645
>I see. A good plan, you can't stab or hit poison like you can people. I guess you already figured that out though.
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>>2151645
>"Was it a good fight? I was really happy with mine."
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>>2151645
Ask Tenten how the fight went
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>>2151645

>"Kankuro, why does it look like you did nothing to Tenten?"
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>>2151664

I'll switch to this
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>>2151664
>>2151670

Supporting...
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Sorry about that guys, had to wait for the goddamn pizza a bit longer than I was anticipating.

Would you mind giving me a 1d100+-5. That's +-5.

DC 70.

Just to see if Kankuro thinks you're mocking him.
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Rolled 42 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2151769
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Rolled 25 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2151769
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Rolled 90 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2151769
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Rolled 69 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2151769
>Just to see if Kankuro thinks you're mocking him.
You mean to see if Kankuro /notices/ we're mocking him.
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Rolled 50 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2151769

Please dice gods let Kankuro be BTFO
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>>2151778
Nice.

Alright writing.
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>>2151785

So did Kankuro catch on and realize Hiki was insulting him?
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>>2151369
>discord
Why? If this was still tg it would make sense, but there's no reason for it with the 10+ day threads of /qst/, and it's less accessible than twitter.
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"I see, you used poison on her, a good plan. You can't stab or hit poison like you can people, but I suppose you've already figured that out." You say, walking over to Tenten and looking her over as the doctors administer the antidote. You turn back around to see Kankuro looking rather surprised.

"Really?" He says, blinking at you and then wincing as the medic nin pulls out another shuriken. "Shit. Well it wasn't exactly easy hittin' her with the poison to begin with. You should see the arena right now, practically the whole thing's covered with weapons." He frowns. "And, she did that thing that the kid with the giant eyebrows did. She got super fast all of a sudden, it was almost impossible to keep up with her."

Well well, looks like Tenten figured out how to use the Gates. More and more interesting people for you to fight now, it's making you giddy with excitement. "Do you know how many Gates she opened?"

He shakes his head. "But if I had to guess I'd say just the one, cause she only got faster once. If it hadn't been for all my chakra wires I wouldn't have been able to even hit her." He groans as the last of the shrapnel is removed form his back. Kankuro lies down on the hospital bed, sighing in relief, before slowly turning to face you. "You might wanna' hurry."

"Hmm?" You say, tilting your head.

"Gaara's match is next." Kankuro says, then closes his eyes to rest.

You're pretty much out of the room in a flash. Running down the dark hallways until you take the stairs up, leading to a small viewing platform away from the rest of the crowd. Two Anbu look at you for a moment, those masks of theirs making it hard to tell what their thinking, before all three of you focus on the arena.

Standing there in the arena, facing each other, are Gaara and Sakura. Gaara has his arms crossed, staring at Sakura, while Sakura frowns back at him. She's also got a strange looking sword handle strapped to her waist, but there's no blade to be seen. Gaara suddenly looks up at you, blinking in surprise to have seen you, before waving at you. Sakura turns, following Gaara's example, and smiles as she waves to you too.

>oh dear
>What do
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>>2151808
Because I don't like Twitter and, well in my opinion it's easier to just chat with people though Discord.
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>>2151845
Have you tried askfm?
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>>2151839
>Blush
Last time we saw Sakura swe groped her and this is the one that causes the most to happen
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>>2151839
>Well Sakura, you /might/ have a chance to win...
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>>2151839

Wave to the both of them, and just sit back and watch
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>>2151839

> Wave back
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>>2151861
this
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>>2151861
Support
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Waving wins. Now. Do you guys want to roll for Gaara, or for Sakura?
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>>2151873

Ehhh, Gaara. But I do wonder what the sword deal Sakura has with her is
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>>2151873

Sakura. She seems like the underdog...
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>>2151873
make us roll a 2d100
make US be the cause of our own suffering
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>>2151886
this
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>>2151886

That sounds like a terrible idea
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>>2151886
>>2151903
I agree. Let's do it!
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>>2151886

Sure. Supporting...
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>>2151886

I'm fine with it
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>>2151886
Mmmmkay.

1st roll Gaara
2nd roll Sakura
2d100
Highest wins.
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Rolled 41, 85 = 126 (2d100)

>>2151924
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Rolled 67, 87 = 154 (2d100)

>>2151924
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Rolled 29, 49 = 78 (2d100)

>>2151924

Rolling...
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Rolled 3, 31 = 34 (2d100)

>>2151924
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Rolled 8, 85 = 93 (2d100)

>>2151924

Alright then
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>>2151930
go sakura
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Rolled 61, 9, 59, 34, 84 + 15 = 262 (5d100 + 15)

>>2151934
>>2151933
>>2151932
>>2151930
>>2151929
Wow, you guys really wanna' be Sakura huh?

Okay then, roll me 1d100
These are Gaara's rolls.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2151941

Ok
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2151941
I thought those rolls for who won, and I was like "Man, Sakura is kicking ass."
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2151941

Rolling...
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2151941
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2151941
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2151941
wait that's not what i meant when i said make us roll both
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2151941
The anon meant we roll for both at the same time, I'm pretty sure
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>>2151955
>>2151954
Hmmm. Well if ya'll want we can roll again then.
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>>2151958

Doesn't really matter now
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Right on then, writing. Sakura ain't doing too bad actually.

Of course Gaara's having to hold back.
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>>2151958
>>2151970
i would like that or you could just take the original rolls
you decide
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2151941
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You wave back, earning a smile from the both of them before you lean on the railing to watch the fight unfold. One of the Anbu walks up beside. "Normally you wouldn't be allowed here, but we just checked with the Hokage, so count yourself privileged."

You frown. "Why would I not be allowed here?"

The Anbu points up. "Above us is the seating place of the Hokage and Kazekage, hence this area would normally be off limits."

You're about to say something but the sound of Hayate's coughing gets your attention. "Alright listen-cough-up! As you can see the arena is currently still covered in-cough-weapons. We'd usually get these taken care of but...there's a lot." Hmm, there ARE a lot. Some of them are even pierced into the arena walls. Swords, shuriken, kunai, you even spot a couple chain sickles too. Just what did Tenten do? "Anyways, weapons are fair game."

"I won't need them." Gaara says, staring straight at Sakura, who just frowns some more.

"Riiight. Well, fight!"

Gaara's sand immediately shoots out form his gourd, heading straight at Sakura, who just barely manages to dodge it at the last second by side stepping. She keeps moving after that, picking up a few weapons as she does before throwing them at Gaara, who blocks them easily with his sand.

"The Sand kid's got this in the bag." The Anbu beside you says. "That sand of is supposed to be the ultimate defense, nothing could break through it." He pauses, staring at you for a moment. "Well, almost nothing."

You watch as Saskura throws two more kunai at Gaara, and his sand stops them once again. However these kunai had explosive tags on them, the explosion causing Gaara to cover himself in more sand to protect himself. As Gaara reels back from the explosion, Sakura moves in now, doing some hand seals before splitting herself into three regular clones.

Of course she doesn't get within ten feet of Gaara before the sand around him strikes out, hitting all three of the clones rather quickly, making the two clones disappear in a puff of smoke while she gets sent flying backwards from the attack.

"Told ya'." The Anbu says, sounding smug.

>What say to that?
>Also 1d100 please.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2152045
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2152045

Ok then?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2152045
>Some fights just aren't that even. I would have a lot of trouble fighting a genjutsu specialist.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2152045

Rolling...

...

>>2152065

Support...
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2152045
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2152045
>let's wait and see shall we?
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Rolled 67, 76, 19, 91, 70 + 15 = 338 (5d100 + 15)

Not bad Sakura.
Here's Gaara's rolls.
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>>2152065
supporting this
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>>2152167

Sakura gets close, but it's not enough
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2152045
understimating Sakura was a mistake i used to do to.
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>inb4 Sakura makes Gaara sleep with a genjutsu making Shukaku posses Gaara during the fight
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>>2152221

I'm saying she's getting close to beating out Gaara's rol;s, but she doesn't
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>>2152221
Gaara has +15 to his roll.
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"Some fights are just bound to be one-sided. If I were fighting a Genjutsu specialist I'd probably struggle the entire time." You say, watching as Sakura stands back, taking the sword handle from her side.

"Hmmph, then it sounds like you need to work on that." The Anbu says. What is this persons problem with you?

"Water Style: Watercutting Sword Jutsu!" Sakura shouts, a long blade of hard looking water shooting from the handle as she does. Hmm, not sure how much good that's going to do against Gaara's sand shield though.

"This is getting annoying." Gaara says, holding his hand out in front of him. A ball of sand begins to gather in the middle of the air. "Sand Bullet." Immediately projectiles of sand begins shooting out to wards Sakura, the pink haired girl doing all she can just to dodge them, but she ends up taking a hard one to the shoulder. Still, to your surprise, Sakura keeps moving, ignoring the pain in her shoulder long enough to strike out with her water sword, smacking away the last sand bullet before she dives for the ground....

...and disappears beneath it? She's left behind a puddle of mud from the looks of it, and several people in the audience let out confused murmurs, and Gaara starts looking around himself on confusion. Suddenly the ground beneath Gaara's feet turns to mud, and he even starts sinking in at one point. Luckily his sand picks him up, hovering him above the ground. However just behind Gaara another puddle of mud forms and out of it pops Sakura, flung into the air as she tries to slam her sword through the sand surrounding Gaara.

And it doesn't work. "N-no way!" She says, grunting as she tries to pull her sword from the sand.

Gaara slowly turns around, frowning more than before at Sakura. He holds his hand out, sand now slowly starting to cover Sakura as she struggles. "Enough of this, you're boring. Give up or I'll break you."

>Oh boy.
>Choice time. Keep rolling, with a DC to beat, or give up?
>Also what's Hiki doing?
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2152245
NEVER STOP FIGHTING
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>>2152245
>>Choice time. Keep rolling, with a DC to beat, or give up?
1. Give up.
2. Keep Going and probably die.

>Also what's Hiki doing?
Trying to figure out what the ANBU's problem with him is the only way Hiki can.
>Mr. ANBU Guy, what's your problem with me?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2152262
Oops.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2152245
>"Are you upset at me for something?"
Also never give up.
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>>2152245

Hmmm, give up

>Also what's Hiki doing?

Trying to figure out what what's with the ANBU

>"Who put a stick up your ass?"

For the sheer fun of Hiki breaking out of autism
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>>2152245
>Keep going
>Ask anbu what crawled up his butt
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>>2152270
we should have given up
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>>2152303
That's a d2. I was rolling it because I'm ambivalent about what happens.
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>>2152258
>>2152278
>>2152291
Keep going

>>2152270
>>2152281
Give up

Alright, roll me for Sakura guys. 1d100+-5
DC 85
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Rolled 21 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152316
i got this
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Rolled 95 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152316
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Rolled 73 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152316
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>>2152245
Give up. Gaara is way to much for Sakura's current level
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Rolled 45 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152316
So if Gaara rolls at least an 80, Sakura can't even win. GG.
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Rolled 48 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152316
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>>2152323
Nani sore?
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>>2152330
No no, this was just a DC for Sakura to beat.

Writing.
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>>2152323
nice roll
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>>2152335
Plz moon don't tell me she just used a genjutsu to make Gaara sleep.
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>>2152365

Oh no anon, it's not that at all. We're never getting that cop out again
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Rolled 75, 52, 97, 59, 14 + 20 = 317 (5d100 + 20)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBiYknJYoq0

"Hnnnng!" You watch in confusion as Sakura stabs her kunai directly into her outstretched hand, digging the blade in deep until she pulls it out, a spray of blood shooting out and hitting Gaara directly in the eyes.

"Ahhh!" He shouts, tossing her away as he wipes at his eyes. You can see that the blood is dripping all over his face now, even getting into his mouth. Gross. Blood doesn't taste very good. At least from what you know.

Sakura lands on her feet, albeit a bit shakily. She places her other hand on the wounded one, healing herself with her own chakra as much as she can. You can tell that she's on her last legs though, and if she has anything left in the tank she's going to have to use it now.

You watch as Gaara snarls, whips of sand flailing wildly around him. "FINE! YOU WANNA'! KEEP GOING?!" The whips of sand shoot forward, all of them traveling right to wards Sakura...

...who just disappears into a puddle of mud again. "AHHHHH!" Gaara screams in annoyance, the whips of sand penetrating the ground and creating a huge hole in it. Well, Gaara's angry. He's just smashing up the ground all around him, hoping to hit the hiding Sakura at this point.

"I've never seen Gaara lose control like this before." You say, mostly to yourself.

"That's what happens when you've got a monster living inside you." The Anbu beside you says. "You end up becoming one."

You frown, that's it. "Sir, I don't know what you're problem is with me, but my friend Gaara isn't a monster!" You say, wagging your finger at him, while at the same time Gaara lets out a loud roar, but since he's only 13 it sound very high pitched. "We're teenagers, hormones do things to our bodies that make us act strange." At least that's what Susumu told you.

"You know he killed his uncle right?" The Anbu says, shocking you.

>What now fools?
>Also last time, maybe, 1d100+-5 for Sakura
>These are Gaara's rolls.
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Rolled 78 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152403
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Rolled 21 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152403
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Rolled 100 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152403
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Rolled 52 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152403

Rolling...
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Rolled 83 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152403
>Gaara rolled a 117
Poor Sakura.
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>>2152416
holy shit
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Rolled 68 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2152403
>He killed his uncle, I ripped a guy's head off and nearly beat Agon to death. It happens sometimes.

Also
>117
Riperoni in pepperoni Sakura.
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>>2152416
but i'm rooting for gaara, I hate you dice.
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>>2152416
Well now. A Nat 100.

Looks like things aren't quite as done as they would appear.
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>>2152416
The only roll that could have saved Sakura. Good work, Anon.
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>>2152424

Supporting...
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>>2152424
this
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Okay, writing.

You guys are gonna' wish you had just given up though
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>>2152447
Is it Shukaku time?
Also, if we have to, we'll jump in.
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>>2152403
"Well maybe he touched him in an inappropriate place?"
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>>2152447

I wanted to give up
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>>2152447
Oh well, looks like Rasa will have to step in.
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>>2152469
I was too late to vote on giving up and then I caused this whole mess. I'm pretty pissed right now
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>>2152452
Also add'
"Are you snappy with me cause I'm related to Sinchu? Well I can assure you that I'm a good boy, but I understand your frustration with having to work with him."
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>>2152416
Okay now i will start to persue the pink puss. She manage to not suck
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>>2152487
It sucks that gaara's probably gonna murder her
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>>2152447
Oh boy. Still Sakura kicked ass.
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>>2152487

Disgusting
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>>2152492
No problem at least that will be a nice excuse to have Hiki follow Naruto and Jiraya and go bring Tsunade back to the village
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"And I've ripped off someone's head with my bare hands...okay it was actually a pair of completely iron hands that sprouted from my back, but still. We all do things that might seem terrible at the moment, but I'm sure Gaara had a good reason for killing his uncle." Like, maybe he touched Gaara in a bad place. Like his butt...oh no now you're thinking about Gaara's butt.

'GET OUT HERE!" Gaara shouts again, sounding more beast like this time. What in the world is happening to him, the sand covering his body seems to be morphing again, changing him into some kind of monster. As his sand whips hit the ground, one of them finally seems to hit the spot that Sakura was hiding in knocking her out of the ground and into the air. "I'VE GOT YOU!" Gaara shouts, sending his whips after her.

But Sakura has other plans. "WATER EARTH STYLE: MUD BULLET JUTSU!" She shouts, sending multiple mud bullets flying to wards Gaara. Of course they all slam against his shield, easily blocked. You blink, wait, there's more! The bullets, they had explosive tags hidden in them! The tags go off, the huge explosion so big that the sand whips themselves fall apart, as Gaara's sand shield closes itself in on him even more, protecting him as much as possible.

"GRNNNNNGH! You can hear him bellowing in that round ball of sand, angrily crying almost. You watch as Sakura falls to the ground, landing in a heap of dirt, mud, and weapons. The sand surrounding Gaara eases up, revealing Gaara once more as he holds his hand out in front of him. "I-! Before he can say anything, Sakura just fall apart, literally! It was a mud clone! Suddenly a patch of mud on Gaara's shield warps, and Sakura pops out of it before slamming her fist against Gaara's face, and at the same time another explosive tag!

There's another explosion, this time Sakura is caught in it and sent hurtling to the ground, her hand completely scorched and bleeding. There's smoke coming from Gaara's face, and for a second you're worried your best friend may of just been killed. Then the smoke clears and...oh no.

"Hehehehehehehe." You watch as Gaara's twisted smile looks down at Sakura, more and more sand whips forming up as he descends upon her, the girl unable to move.

"I give up." Sakura says, falling back into the mud. You let out a sigh of relief, but that quickly turns back to worry as you see Gaara is STILL coming down to wards Sakura.

>Fuck
>What do?
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>>2152487
Correction: She managed to not COMPLETELY suck. She still lost every roll.
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>>2152510

Time to intervine boyos

Is this what you wanted Sakurafags?
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>>2152510
get between the two of them, try and stop him
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>>2152510
Rush in front of her. Try to calm Garra down.

>>2152521
Yes.
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>>2152510
>Congratulations on your win Gaara, it was a very good fight.
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>>2152510
go down there tekotsu our entire body and stop our best friend from beating up a girl who's tity we once grabbed
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Okay then.
Considering everything right now, the relationship you have with Gaara, and how pissed off he is....
You get to roll a 1d100+1
The DC?...90
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>>2152531

"Tit"
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Rolled 96 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>2152543
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Rolled 77 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>2152543
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Rolled 63 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>2152543
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>>2152546
Tch, like there was any doubt.
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Rolled 93 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>2152543

Rolling...
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Rolled 23 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>2152543

Rollan

>>2152546

Well, that was easy
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Rolled 72 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>2152543
This isn't going to...
>>2152546
Well then.

BTW Moon DCs still mean nothing to us, if you didn't notice.
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Good job guys, you're a good friend. Writing.

....Now just to worry about a certain blonde idiot.
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>>2152563
Goddammit Naruto.
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>>2152563

Fucking Foxsperg
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>>2152563
Oh yeah...i forgot Naruto has a crush on Sakura
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"I've gotta' get down there." You say, leaping over the railing and landing between Gaara and Sakura. You look up, seeing the twisted expression coming over your friends face, looking like he's ready to just kill everything in sight. So really, there's only one thing to do. "Awesome fight Gaara!" You say, smiling up at him and throwing up a thumbs up. You can see him stop mid-air, that twisted smile turning to a confused gape. "You looks like you might've been hurt during that last attack though, so we should probably get you looked at." You turn around, scooping Sakura up in your arms. You think she's knocked out, but the small blush on her face tells you she might be faking. Or she has a fever. You're no doctor. "C'mon Gaara, we can walk to the infirmary together." You start walking off, there's silence from everyone in the arena, but then you hear the familiar footsteps of Gaara as he walks right beside you, rubbing his face a little.

"...thank you Hiki." He says.

"For what?" You ask.

"For...for being here."

You smile at him. "C'mon Gaara, of course I would be here, that's what friends are for." He smiles at that. Well, looks like things turned out just fi-

"HEY!" Oh shucks. You both turn around to see Naruto standing at the entrance of the hallway, frowning. "I'm not gonna' forget what you just did!"

You roll your eyes. "Naruto, it was a fight, completely fair a-"

"Not that." He says, interrupting you. "I meant...I mean I'm not gonna' forget how you helped Sakura back there...thanks Hiki." He says, then turns around and heads back to the arena.

"..oh. Well." Hey, this day really IS going great. You can't remember the last time Naruto thanked you, not since the great ramen incident five years ago...

"Hiki?" Gaara says, shaking you out of your horrifying memory.

"Right right, let's go." Better not to remember that anyways.

>Hey guess what?
>What did Susumu think of that shit?
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So was i the only person that realized that the anbu we are talking to is actualy Kabuto?

>knows about gaara's sand
>knows secret stuff about Gaara himself
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Rolled 368, 39, 544, 190, 236 = 1377 (5d1000)

Trying to prove a point real fast to Chaos. Ignore
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>>2152602
>Back in my day, we would've just beat that red-headed ninny over the head with an iron stick.
>Wait, does that make me old? No, no, I'm not old.
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Rolled 76, 351, 7, 550, 292 = 1276 (5d1000)

let's see if a can atain greatnes
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>>2152602

>"What the fuck is my life?"

And well what you know Naruto didn't sperg out
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Hey guys...guess which fight is next?
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Rolled 836, 741, 900, 914, 358 = 3749 (5d1000)

>>2152616

The Dark Gods are far more powerful than a corpsegod

>>2152620

Sasuke and Naruto? Neji and Lee?
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>>2152620
Elipses Anon vs Genjutsu Anon, in a no holds barred cage grudge match for the World Heavweight Autism Belt?
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>>2152602
That Hiki is just like his mother. And remmenbering how his dad suffered to make her noticed he liked her.
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>>2152628

Whoever wins, we lose
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>>2152609
That was my thought as well.
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>>2152628
Dam i would watch this fight. And chear on genjutsuanon
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>>2152632
Maybe they both die?
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Right on, takin' a short thirty then we'll get into it. Shit's gonna' get real.
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>>2152633
To bad Hiki doesn't know he's a dirty traitor. Only Sinchu and Taka know.
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>>2152609

Not really, it was obvious anon.

>>2152638

Hmmm, I like that possibility. Or whoever wins gets a lobotomy and the loser is taken out back and shot?

>>2152635

>Chear for Genjutsunon

Boy, I know you're a Sakurafag. But Jesus Christ man have at least SOME semblance of a stable mind
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>>2152628
What happens if its a double knockout?
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>>2152658
we get some temporary peace
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>>2152658

We inject them with Mamba venom
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>>2152656
Would you rather to chear to elipsis chaos?

>>2152658
Then we put chaos in the cage
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>>2152688

1. I'd be just sitting at the edge of the ring and if any get too close I zap them with a cattle prod

2. Of course, someone needs to toss them off into the ditch and bury them
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>You're Susumu
>Not old.
>Nope.

"What the absolute fuck was that?" You ask, scratching your head in confusion as Sinchu laughs gleefully beside you. "And why the hell are you laughing so much goddammit!?"

"Bwahaha, oh old man, you just don't get it do you?" You just stare at him. "The next match, it's mah' boy Naruto fightin' that smug little kid Sasuke! Ohohoho!"

You frown some more. "Hey, Sasuke's not a smug little kid, he's got a right to be proud of his skills, he works hard dammit."

"Oh god, not this again." Sinchu says, sighing. "Look, nothing stopped you from trying to invite Sasuke over for sleepovers with Hiki or Taka...or Suzu for that matter." He pauses, rubbing his chin. "Gonna' have to talk to him about that one. Anyways, it's a little late to try to put on the caring friend of your dead father act Susumu. Seriously, why didn't you just try to adopt him when he was younger?"

"...It rhymes with Cuntzo."

"Ohhhhh." Sinchu says, nodding his head. The two of you watch as the next match starts, Naruto vs Sasuke. Naruto's already down there, grinning up at the crowd. "FUCK YEAH! SHOW'EM WHAT A RAMEN BRO IS MADE OF NARUTO!" He shouts, clapping his hands wildly.


You frown a bit, not at your nephew's behavior, but at the fact that Sasuke's still not here. "Where is that boy? In fact, where's Kakashi?"

"Who cares, if he doesn't show up then Naruto wins by default." Sinchu says, grinning.

Before you can say anything there's a bunch of leaves falling to the ground out of nowhere, and it's pretty obvious what this is. "Oh goddammit, JUST SHOW UP ALREADY!" You shout, disrupting the leaves and causing Kakashi and Sasuke to just appear, looking a little embarrassed.

"Uh, we're not late, are we?" Kakashi asks, rubbing the back of his head.

"Nah." Hayate says, coughing some more. Kakashi nods, heading up to the stands and, seeing you and Sinchu, decides to sit with you.

"Ready to see Sasuke get his ass whooped Kakashi?" Sinchu asks, smugly.

"Hmm, I wouldn't say that, but I do understand that Naruto's been getting some strange training from you and Jiraiya."

You ignore them for now, focusing down on the arena, as Naruto and Sasuke stare at each other, both of them grinning. "It's gonna' be a good fight, that's for sure."

>OKay, THIS TIME we'll do things differently.
>2d100's
>First is Naruto's, Second is Sasuke's.
>Have at it.
>Oh also what's Susumu thinking right now/
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Rolled 92, 43 = 135 (2d100)

>>2152782

>Godspeed Sasuke, godspeed
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Rolled 30, 28 = 58 (2d100)

>>2152782
>I need a fucking drink or a smoke
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>>2152782
roll+2d100
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Rolled 92, 77 = 169 (2d100)

>>2152782
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Rolled 85, 65 = 150 (2d100)

>>2152782

Rolling...
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>>2152787
>>2152789
>>2152792
>>2152803

Naruto rolls better every time. Good work little Ramenbro.
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Rolled 72, 95 = 167 (2d100)

>>2152782
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>>2152787
>>2152792

Guess we'll be Naruto then.

>>2152812

NEVERMIND THEN
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>>2152812
Pfft haha Nart
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>>2152812
Oh would you look at that.

Sasuke got the clutch.

Writing.
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>>2152782
Betting all his weed that Sasuke will win.
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>>2152812
>Ramenfags get btfoed
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>>2152822
I kinda want Sasuke to win this...

Also wonder how mad Karin is with Sakura. She got to be carried away by Hiki. She must be fumming
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>>2152828

Still gotta roll for Sauceykike
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>>2152782
in b4 naruto is the one who goes completely batshit with his fucking tailed beast since hiki literally bailed gaara out of shitsville.
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>>2152827
Now i understand why the Uchiha sharigan are red. It's because they are always baked
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>>2152849
That would be kinda cool. And sinchu is the one to stop him as Naruto's first friend
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>>2152851
why the fuck do you think susumu got along with them so well?
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>Susumu vs. Kabuto
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>>2152862
Forgot the pic
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>>2152849
Sinchu is still around. And i'm slowly starting to notice that the arena is getting less and less dangerous with so many Tetsu leaving the benches.

Taka and Suzu are at the hospital. Which is fine because the girl will defend her brother with tooth and nails

Hiki took Sakura and Gaara to the infirmary.

Wonder what the triplets are doing. Most likely on patrol
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https://youtu.be/sNjtroPFQ1s?list=PLF7A13C44809B5893

"Sasuke."

"Naruto."

The two of them grin at each other, neither really moving after Hayate starts the fight. Still, even from up here you can see that they're both shaking with anticipation. It reminds you of the first time you fought Fugaku, that sense of excitement.

But that was then, this is now. "You know both your students pretty well Kakashi," You say, leaning back in your seat. "What would you say the odds are here?"

"Hmmm." Kakashi watches the fight with one eye still covered, which you always found weird. Everybody knows he's got the damn Sharingan, why hide it? "Usually I'd put my money on Sasuke, but over the past month it's obvious that Naruto's gotten stronger. Could honestly go either way."

"Well that's a pussy ass answer." Sinchu says. Pussy...ass? What the fuck is wrong with your nephew? "I'm going with Naruto, little dude's got tons of spirit. In fact..." Oh no, you know that grin. Sinchu takes out his wallet, taking out everything he has and placing it on the ledge. "I'm bettin' three-million Ryo that he'll win."

"Th-three-million?" Kakashi stammers, eyeing the money.

Sinchu grins. "Yeah, and by the looks of things, my money's comin' right back to me." He says. You look down to the fight, watching as Naruto and Sasuke run at each other, only for Naruto to summon two shadow clones, and the three of them attack Sasuke all at once. The young Uchia is good, but with Naruto's growth there's come strength. One of the clones gets a solid punch in, knocking Sasuke backwards. "Well old man, you gonna' bet or what?"

You look at that smug face, and finally you've had enough. "Fine, I bet it all."

"All?" Kakashi and Sinchu ask, confused.

You smirk. "Every. Last. Ounce." You say, with sudden realization dawning on Sinchu and Kakashi. "That's the good stuff too, not the stuff I sell on the side."

"Oh boy." Sinchu says, practically drooling. "The good stuff."

"Oh lord." Kakashi says, rubbing his face.

You look back down to the fight, smiling as Sasuke spins his body around, knocking two of the clones off their feet before driving the back of his heel into the real Naruto's face, bringing out blood. "HA!" You shout, then blush as everyone looks at you.

>What now?
>Also again, 2d100
>First is Naruto, Second is Sasuke
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>>2152878
>the girl will defend her brother with giant thighs and barely repressed rage
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>>2152858
Fugako didn't awaken the magekyon because he saw a friend die during the war. He awoke it because he took a sip of Susumu's secret weed version 1.0
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Rolled 62, 74 = 136 (2d100)

>>2152885
Go Sasuke! Your slightly less worse then naruto
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Rolled 61, 22 = 83 (2d100)

>>2152885
KICK HIS ASS SASUKE
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Rolled 69, 73 = 142 (2d100)

>>2152885

Rolling...
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Rolled 43, 16 = 59 (2d100)

>>2152885

I'm split on who to support here

>>2152896

>Mangekyo Sharingan activating weed

And Danzo has no idea
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Rolled 95, 2 = 97 (2d100)

>>2152885
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Rolled 65, 42 = 107 (2d100)

>>2152885
in during susumu loses all his weed.
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Rolled 90, 74 = 164 (2d100)

>>2152885
GO SASKE!
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>>2152912
Ohohoho! Now it's Naruto with the Clutch!
Interesting. Writing.
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>>2152912
jesus christ anon.
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Sorry, was catching up on Super. Writing now.
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>>2152912

COUNTER
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>>2152889
The sound-nins that attack the hospital will be the in doubt if they are the lucky or the unlucky ones
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>inb4 the final round is double nat 100s
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>>2152954

>Inb4 it's double 1s instead
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It's amazing, really, that these are just kids you're watching. Everyone of them today have shown themselves to be exceptional shinobi, from Hiki to Sakura. It makes you feel relieved that, when you're dead and gone from this world, the Village is still going to be protected... Of course there's still your idiot nephew to worry about. Speaking of which. You smugly turn to Sinchu. "Hmmmm, looks like Sasuke's putting Naruto through the ringer, huh nephew?"

Sinchu frowns. "Pfft, Naruto's just testing the waters, a real man can take a foot to the face no problem!"

"You speaking from experience there Sinchu?" Kakashi asks, lightly reading some Icha Icha Paradise.

"...I will fucking ruin every chapter of that book Kakashi." Sinchu says, causing Kakashi to gulp. Your nephew turns back to the fight, grinning. "Heh, told ya'."

You look, frowning a bit as Sasuke tries to put up a defense against Naruto's rapid punches and kicks, but the others boy just has too much natural strength in him, and pushes past those Uchia senses to just wail on Sasuke. "Damn, that looked like it hurt." You say, wincing a little.

"Oh it did, and Naruto's not even brought out the big guns yet." Sinchu says, rubbing his hands together.

"Well, neither has Sasuke." Kakshi says, causing you both to look at him in confusion. "I may have taught him how to use the Chidori."

"...you realize that's really, really irresponsible, right?" You say, frowning at Kakashi. "The amount of chakra that technique drains is insane, and Sasuke's still just a kid."

"Naruto can use Wood Jutsu." Sinchu says.

"WHAT?!" You and Kakashi shout.

"...okay so, like he can't use Wood Jutsu." Sinchu admits, frowning. "But he's still got tricks up his sleeves! Eating ramen gives you loads of brain energy!"

"No it gives you loads of farts!" You say, wanting to strangle your nephew. You watch as Naruto meet each other with their fists once more, Naruto getting the better of Sasuke again until they move apart. Sasuke looks worn out, but excited. Good. Then you watch him grip his left hand...oh shit.

>REaction?
>Also 2d100's again please
>First is Naruto
>Second is Sasuke
>Sasuke gets a +5 here.
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>Kakashi says, rubbing his face.

It seems Kakashi has heard about the magenkyou awakening weed the Tetsu have
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d100)

>>2152989
>REaction?
Oh fuck it's that chuniyonobushu cursed arm shit where did I go wrong.
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d100)

>>2152989
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Rolled 62, 88 + 5 = 155 (2d100 + 5)

>>2152989

Rollan

>>2152998

Holy shit man
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>>2152998
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Rolled 38, 56 = 94 (2d100)

>>2152989
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Rolled 69, 64 + 5 = 138 (2d100 + 5)

>>2152989

Rolling...
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Rolled 39, 64 = 103 (2d100)

>>2152989
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Oh yeah, Sasuke won this one.

Writing.
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Rolled 47, 35 = 82 (2d100)

>>2152989
double 1 or double 100?
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>>2153014

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MOON, some of the rolls don't have the modifier. So those shouldn't count right?
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>>2153024
I never asked for a modifier bro. I just said that Sasuke would have plus 5 to his rolls. Unless I ask for 2d100+5, no modifiers needed.
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>>2152998
good rolls
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>>2153024
Wait a sec, you're right, I never asked for a modifier, which means your roll doesn't count. Which means that, looking this over, they both got a 69.

HOLY SHIT BOYS! It's a TIE!
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>>2153042

Uh. With respect, I don't think that makes sense Moon. I rolled the same way that Chaos did...
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>>2153042
A 69 tie, at that.

I can only whimper in fear at the implications.
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>>2153048
Yup, you did, but..oh fuck you're right.

Nevermind Sasuke just killed Nart. Writing.
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>>2153042

Awesome

>>2153048

FUCK YOU ELLIPSENON, I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE FOR THIS YOU JOYKILLING NIGGERKIKE
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>>2153042
Ah!But wouldn't Naruto get up because of the Uzumaki clan stamina?

>>2153055
Well there was always that kiss
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>>2153048
God dammit elipsis, shut the fuck up you shit!
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>>2153048
I like genjutsuanon more now.
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>>2153056
>sasuke just killed ramenbro
well shit, and we blew our medinin jesus on fucking Agon of all god damn people.
GG /qst/ you let the main character of the setting fucking die.
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>>2153080

I never thought I'd say it, but me too.

>>2153084

It's not /qst/ boyo. It's a worthless autist who loves using ellipses for no reason
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>>2153093
i like ellipsesnon, he can be a good guy sometimes.
still kinda sad he got Sinchu's ramen buddy killed though.
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"Hey's using the Chidori, he's actually using the fucking Chidori." You say, running your hands through your...through your hair. Cause you still have hair. Yeah. "That shit's gonna' kill Naruto!" You turn to Kakashi, reaching over to smack him across the back of the head. "You taught your student a fucking technique to kill the other student you shit head!"

"I-I'm sure Sasuke won't actually kill Naruto. Ri-right Sinchu?....Sinchu?"

"Hmmm?" Sinchu asks, aiming a slingshot right at Sasuke. "Ya'll say something?"

"Give me that!" You say, snatching it out of your nephews arms and stuffing it into your pockets. "Good lord it's like babysitting two children."

You watch as electricity and the sound of birds start coming from Sasuke's arm, then he starts running really, really fast to wards Naruto. The other boy can just stand there and watch in confusion as Sasuke comes barreling to wards him. At the last second though, Naruto seems to get it through his head that this is bad news, and manages to summon up a group of clones to toss him into the air, while Sasuke runs through the clones with his Chidori. You let out a sigh of relief, though you notice Kakashi still looks on edge. "What now?"

"Well, see, after Sasuke learned that Hiki had managed to create a Chidori armor-"

"Hiki did what?" You and Sinchu ask?

"Yeah, seems the Third taught him. Anyways, after Sasuke heard about that, he wanted to figure out a way to change up the Chidori as well and..."

You turn back to the fight, watching as Sasuke spins around and the...throws the Chidori right at Naruto. He just...he just tossed a fucking Chidori. The electric attack slams into Naruto, shocking the boys entire body for a good while until he falls to the ground, motionless.

"NARUTO!" Sinchu shouts, standing from his seat. "C'MON BUDDY! DON'T GIVE UP!" He reaches into his pocket for something, before finally pulling out a piece of paper. "I GOT YOU A FUCKING COUPON FOR ALL YOU CAN EAT RAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

>1d100+10
>DC 80
>What's Susumu's reaction?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2153105

Rolling...
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>>2153084
...Hiki?
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Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2153102

>Ellipsesnon
>Good

Considering what it did just now, fuck that notion

>>2153105

FIGHT
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Rolled 97 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2153105
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Rolled 5 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2153105
>What the fuck are they feeding kids nowadays.
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Rolled 32 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2153105
if fucking naruto runs on anything its god damn ramen, it should be good enough for him.
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>>2153115
Before anyone freaks out, no modifier on this roll, so it doesn't count.
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>>2153115
Thank Ninja Jesus this one doesn't count.
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>>2153115
You fool!
>>2153105
roll +1d100+10
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Rolled 77 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2153105
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Rolled 37 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2153105
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>>2153115
FUCKING ELIPSESNON HOW DO YOU SUCK SO BAD?
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Ya' passed! Let's do this!
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>>2153133

YOU'RE WELCOME
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>>2153136
I present, Irony
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>>2153115
Just stop elipsisanon stop.
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>>2153136
You thought you were playing him, when you were really playing yourself.
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>>2153155
I think he's refering to who is the main character anon.

He mistook Hiki the QUEST MC as the original series MC Naruto
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There's no way...there's no way that kid's gonna' get up just because Sinchu's got a fucking coupon...is there? "No way." You say, watching as Naruto slowly, but surely stands up. You can see steam coming off of his body, the wound where Sasuke's Chidori hit him starting to slowly heal itself until the wound is practically gone. But that's not the only thing you notice. You also notice the red eyes and red chakra starting to show up. "Oh crap."

"Sasuke...." You hear Naruto groan out, looking straight at his confused opponent. "Don't think I'm gonna' be out just because of something like that!"

Sasuke's surprise turns to a smile. "Heh, wouldn't dream of it dummy. NOW COME ON!" He shouts, rushing forward. You watch as Naruto does the same, sharp chakra claws appearing on his finger tips as he begins to fun on all fours. It's amazing, the kid was completely down a second ago and now he's up and ready for more!

"Sinchu." You blink, turning your head to see Ibiki standing behind your nephew. "There's been a breach in the Village.The guards at the west gate are dead, Orochimaru's makin' his move."

"Shit." You hear your nephew curse, standing up as he watches Naruto and Sasuke duke it out. "Shit!" He looks like he's gonna' cry. Sinchu suddenly turns to you, handing you the ramen coupon before walking off. "Make sure he gets that old man."

You watch as Kakashi just sits there, watching the fight unfold as you stare blankly at the coupon in your hand. Your nephew is an idiot, but he's an idiot who cares. He wanted to see this fight through to the end, and now...fuckin' Orochimaru ruins it.

>Reaction?
>Also 2d100
>First is Naruto
>Second is Sasuke
>Final one you guys.
>All. The. Marbles.
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Rolled 41, 41 = 82 (2d100)

>>2153203
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Rolled 81, 46 = 127 (2d100)

>>2153203

LET'S PUT AN END TO IT ALL
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Rolled 19, 82 = 101 (2d100)

>>2153203
Come on kids, don't kill each other, there's such a thing as going to far. God damn my heart can't take this much stress...not that I'm old!
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Rolled 63, 21 = 84 (2d100)

>>2153203
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>>2153217

Also

>"Orochimaru you fucking cunt."
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Rolled 71, 40 = 111 (2d100)

>>2153203
>Reaction?
>I hope Hiki punches his dick off this time.
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Rolled 40, 56 = 96 (2d100)

>>2153203

Rolling...
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>>2153203
Go and grab Sinchu and tell him to stay and that you'll go instead.
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>>2153217
>>2153226
A. Single. Point.
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Writing. Ya'll did good for these kids.
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>>2153244

Fuck off already
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>>2153250
>Sauce just barely beats Nart out
nice
also time for orochimaru to proceed to get his dose of getting beheaded by hiki again.
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You watch as the fight between the two boys just desegregates into an all out slug fest. Sasuke nails Naruto right in the face, and then Naruto sends one right back into Sasuke's stomach. This just goes on and on it seems, the two of them not even using shinobi tactics at this point, they're just beating the living shit out of each other. "This is painful to watch." You say, shaking your head.

"In a way it's good though." Kakashi says, watching his students. "These two have been rivals for a long time, even if sometimes one of them doesn't admit it. Fighting each other, right here in the middle of the arena, in front of all these people? It's good for them." He leans back, smiling under his mask. "Besides, they'll get to do this all again for the next exam."

You raise a brow. "You honestly think neither of them are gonna' pass."

Kakashi shakes his head. "No, right now it's obvious that their skills aren't up to par for leading squads. I'd say the only reason Hiki was made a Chunin is because of his natural talent making up for his lack of Genjutsu, and even that's tarting to fade. No, the only one on my team I'd say that's passed is Saskura."

"But she lost." You point out.

"Doesn't matter, she showed quick thinking, ingenuity, and the willingness to do what was needed of her to win. She also knew when to stop. Those are good qualities for a leader."

Hmmm. You watch as Naruto and Sasuke are barely standing at this point, slowly slugging each other one at a time, until they're breathing takes over most of their concentration. Sasuke looks at Naruto, and Naruto looks back, and the young Uchia just smiles a bit. "I'll be ready for you next time." He says, reaching his fist out...

...and tapping his fingers against Naruto's head. The blonde boy falls to the ground, leaving Sasuke the only one standing. Hayate walks forward, examines them both, and then raises Sasuke's hand. "Winner, Sasuke Uchia!"

>END
>HOpe ya'll had fun
>Not sure when we'll run next
>Any questions?
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>>2153293
>tarting
Wow Kakashi, Hiki's on the spectrum, not retarded.

>Saskura
Or Moon's having a stroke. One or the other.
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>>2153304
Kakashi's brain is fried from realizing that all these kids are gonna take his technique and do it better than him.
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>>2153293
FUCK YEAH
>also chuunin Sakura

i'm okay with this
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>>2153314
hes mostly mad he never thought of a defensive form for chidori like we did.
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>>2153293

Thanks for running Moon. Catch you next time...
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>>2153293
nice

now how's hiki going to work on improving his genjustsu
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>>2153293

Goddamn, I felt some emotion in this session. Nice work Moon, so time for questions.

So Kakashi is stating Hiki's lack of genjutsu is starting to fade right? I'm asking mainly since I'm gettin sleepy here

What's going through the heads of Saus and Nart?

Will we ever get Hiki off the spectrum? I mean, Naruto managed to do it why not Hiki?

Since Orochimaru's now here, does that mean the Mortal Kombat mercs are there with him? Do they have someone new to take place of Reptile?

What contract would summoning Foo Dogs fall under? And what's the difficulty of getting it?
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>>2153331
Well Sakura IS pretty good with genjutsu so...trainning to resist break of genjutsu with her would be a good benefit to Hiki.
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>>2153357

Or he could train it under Ibiki, or Kurenai, or Anko
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>>2153357
Ibiki, Kurenai or Susu would be better, since they're all great at using genjutsu.
Anko's also really good at it. Too bad Moon decided to write her out of the quest :(
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>>2153364
>>2153371
Do you guys really think that Asuma would leave Kurenai alone with the MILF whisperer Hiki?

But Ibiki is a pretty neat choice nothing better to train resistence then training with a interrogator
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>>2153432

Asuma's a bro and would trust Hiki. If Asuma does die in this quest Hiki'll help Kurenai with the grieving

Man, am I the only one who's sad at the fact that Sasuke is a much better guy in this and'll probably end up joining Orochimaru still?
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>>2153352
I think at most Hiki will downgrade his autism to aspergers for a decent boost.

As for summons, here's what I think would be good.
>Hiki: Dragons, as a reward for kicking Agon's ass
>Taka: Foo Dogs, or Komainu, for their representation of Yin and Yang. And also cause their fluffy cat-dogs and a baby one would be SUPER CUTE!

>>2153371
Moon stop being a cucking faggot and give Hiki more time with Anko.
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>>2153457

I'd be fine with aspergers, also.

My boy, I THINK THE SAME THING
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>>2153352
>Yes, his Genjutsu shittiness is getting less and less each day.
>Sasuke and Naruto are super happy they got to fight each other in front of everyone. Naruto wishes he could've one, and Sasuke's just happy that it was a good fight. This changes things from canon.
>Roll a nat 101
>You'll find out.
>Mythical Summoning. Very, very rare. But it IS possible.
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>>2153520
How high is Temari?

How high is Sakura?

Are they having high conversations in the infirmary?
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>>2153532
Well, that's something for next time.
>Hiki and Gaara chattin' while Sakura chats it up with Temari all high and shit
>They start lezzing out
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>>2153542
I believe in Harem Ending. All we need to do is use NINSHU.
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>>2153520

Do dragons fall into Mythical Summoning?
Are dragons more like the traditional eastern dragons? Or are they like I hope and they're Monster Hunter dragons so that we can summon Rathalos

>>2153550

>Spoiler

You know I found something, replace the C in Sinchu's name with an N and rearrange it. YOU GET NINSHU
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>>2153562
Yes, dragons fall into Mythical Summoning.
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>>2153633

What about the second part? Are they traditional eastern dragons? Monster Hunter dragons? Both?
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>>2153684
>Monster Hunter dragons?
>We can summon Fatalis
>Lao Shan Lung
>Fucking Dalamadur
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>>2153696

Exactly
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>>2153457
>foo dogs
So a lion summon? That'd be pretty cool
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>>2153697
ive never played monster hunter, why should we care?

also naruto dragons are likely chinese, not european.
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>>2154843
Monster Hunter Elder Dragons are inspired by a bunch of different cultures. Fatalis is very similar to a typical European dragon, and Lao Shan Lung is basically a small hill.

My favorite, Dalamadur, is is about 1,450 feet long, shoots massive lasers out of his mouth, and can summon explosive meteors at will.
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>>2154866
The size of a small hill, that is.
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No quest tonight, legs are on fire. We will run tomorrow around this time though. Datte-fucking-bayo.
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>>2156506
>legs are on fire
I can help you with that.
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>>2156506

Alright. Hope your legs start feeling better soon...
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>>2152045
Why does everyone and their mother know how to do shadow clones when it was a forbidden technique?
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>>2157490
It wasn't shadow clone. I think it was mud clone
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>>2157506
There's not a mud clone jutsu, there's only a Shadow Clone: Mud Style jutsu.
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>>2153457
Taka would have an in with the dragons for dressing up like them and saving one of their gods' host.
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>>2157508
Oh yeah. But to anwser your question the shadow clone is considered a forbidden technique because it has a high risk towards the user life, since the bushin forces one to split their chakra between himself and a clone, so if a shinobi tries to use it without haven the chakra to sustain he or she could die.

So if you train someone to increase it's chakra you can safely teach someone to use a shadow clone. Naruto can create a army because he's a jinchuriki.
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>>2153520
Why is Hiki more of a leader than Naruto and Sasuke? He is 100% brute force.
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>>2157781

> I'd say the only reason Hiki was made a Chunin is because of his natural talent making up for his lack of Genjutsu, and even that's starting to fade.

This was the theory Kakashi gave. Ko had apparently been considering promoting Hiki for a while, with the incident where Hiki created a miniature earthquake with his bare hands being the tipping point...

There's also that attack on the trading post. Hiki diligently followed instructions given to him by a superior, managed to keep his team alive, and dispatched a powerful enemy combatant...
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>>2157814
So he's a good genin?
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>>2157827
Good Genin's become Chosen Chunins which leads to Justified Jounins.
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>>2157832
But Chosen Genins become Hokage and Justified Genins become Terrorists.
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>>2157834
Not in this quest they don't.
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>>2157837
He will become Hokage, believe it believe it believe it!
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>>2153105
Sasuke has the Megabuster now? Or is it the Thunder Beam?
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>>2157781

100% force since the majority keep wanting that to be Hiki's thing. For me I wanna Hiki use more ninjutsu,
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>>2157862
I want genjutsu so he can be STEALTHY like some sort of japanese assassin.
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I think its a good thing that we're controlling multiple characters, so we can try different things without pulling one character in too many directions, like what happened with Tsuki in Wargles game. Imagine the characters as D&D characters.

>Hiki: Tankey barbarian with sperg rage.
>Taka: Cleric and party face.
>Sinchu: Rogue fighter and That Guy.
>Susumu: The leader, fighter/illusionist and old.
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>>2157866
>Susumu old
take that back
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>>2157834

Justified Jounins become Hokages too you know

>>2157863

>Hiki
>Being stealthy

That's a great joke

>>2157866

Three changes and it'd be good. First off: Hiki'd be a paladin since with having a god on his side and all. Sinchu wouldn't be That Guy since he's not a sack of shit, he'd be more like the guy who can't stop failuing rolls. Finally, SUSUMU ISN'T OLD
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>>2158454
>Hiki a paladin
I can see where your coming from, but his relation to Tesshin is more like a warlock pact.

>Sinchu ain't that guy, he's just unlucky
I gotta give you that one, but he does do questionable shit sometimes.

>Susumu ain't old! HE AIN'T OLD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPiLA9pKXw
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>>2157781
Because he's capable of it, while naruto and sasuke are currently not. The only reason hiki almost always uses brute strength is because anons keep voting to just punch shit instead of planning things out, and hiki can usually succeed that way is because he's just so stong and talented in fighting. Despite that, he has shown efficiency in leadership and stealth, like during the forest of death exam, so we know he's more than capable of thing like stealth and trickery. Hell, he even broke a record for fastest completion. We just need to diversify more when we fight, like using more jutsu.
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>>2158794

You know it anon, I'm afraid that if we do keep up with punching shit it'll bite us in the ass sometime
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>>2158843
>>2158794
Can really expect anobs trying to vote to punch Itachi when he and Kisame show up to kidnap Naruto.
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>>2158918

If we get fucked because of that, then I called it
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>>2158794

> We just need to diversify more when we fight, like using more jutsu.

Sure, sounds reasonable. Are there any jutsu that stand out in your mind as being helpful in that regard?
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Hey so, in an hour we'll be having a small session. I just need an answer from you guys.

>Does Susumu watch the Neji/Lee fight or does he go to congratulate Sasuke and talk to him?

Haha, yeah it's like trying to choose between chocolate and peanut butter.
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>>2159153
>go congratulate sasuke
we are going to be so nice to this kid he wont even think about betraying konoha
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>>2159153
While I'm all for some more character interactions between Susu and Sasuge, I can't not witness the awesomeness that is a fight between Lee and Neji.

If this session is gonna be short, how about we do the Sasuke stuff tonight and then watch the Lee vs Neji fight as Hiki in the next session.
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>>2159153

> Does Susumu watch the Neji/Lee fight or does he go to congratulate Sasuke and talk to him?

He congratulates Sasuke, and asks if he wants to hang out and watch the other fights with Suzu and himself...
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>>2159177
Suzu's at the hospital with Taka, unless you're lying to him in order to get him to come along, in which case he betrays Konoha for entirely different reasons.
>"FUCK YOU SUSUMU! YOU BLUE BALLED ME!"
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>>2159153
Susumu would definitely go congratulate Sasuke, especially after all that shit Sinchu was talking
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>>2159153

Is the session gonna be short? If so then I'll vote for congradulating Sauce, if not then I'll support seeing the highlight of the exams
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>>2159181

Oh right. All the relevant Tensu's have kind of scattered to the winds haven't they. Well, make the same offer minus the mention of Suzu...
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>>2159181
>inb4 Sasuke betrays Konoha just to get his head crushed in-between Suzu's thighs so he can die happy
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>>2159190

You know we could probably congradulate Sasuke after the fight between Lee and Neji. Besides do you really wanna miss a fight between two guys who can unlock the Gates?
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Ah good, you chose the smart option.

For that I'll have a little surprise for you this short session.
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>>2159213
Might Guy becomes the fifth playable character thus allowing us to waifu Suzu? Thank you moon Jesus!
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>>2159213
I knew this was the right choice
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>>2159227

>Not Kakashi and Suzu, awful choice
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>>2159227
>>2159229
>>2159231
No...You get to watch the Neji/Lee fight at Guy.
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>>2159232

YES
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>>2159232
>at Guy
So he stands so that the fight reflects in his eyes, I guess? Staring into his eyes for that long is pretty gay, man. Susumu already has Tsume.
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>>2159208
I 100% did not want to miss that fight, but I'm not Susumu. Looks like we get both now though
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>>2159232
My english is failing me here what is he saying?
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>>2159243
We're going to be Guy for a little bit, and watch the fight as him.
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Alright so....
>How is Guy feeling right now?
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>>2159316
>Ah, my students, such energy, such passion! Such YOUTH! I'll need to quadruple my training to keep up!
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>>2159316
He's got a full on YOUTH boner. Not a literal boner of course, Guy is a good boy and saves those for Suzu.
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>>2159320
He's obviously yelling this, and needs to laugh at the end.
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Oh also, BEHOLD! The finished Linearts of the four main Tetsu's and Kori and Sasu for some fucking reason.
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>>2159325
This
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>>2159320

Support...
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>>2159316

Supportan>>2159320

>>2159324

>Not wanting Kakashi to get with Suzu
>Wanting Kakashi to keep on suffering

You disgust me
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Is it just me or does taka look more ready to fight than hiki?
Also all of the male Kids are looking a little feminin there
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>>2159342
Taka is full of youth now that he's up and at 'em. Hiki has the boredom of not being able to test himself, calming him into civility.
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>>2159331
>Not letting Guy share the power of YOUTH with Suzu
>Letting Suzu be dragged down by a lazy perverted cyclops

The only monster in this thread is you.
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>>2159326
>That Taka position

It makes it look like he's doing a pelvic thrust
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>>2159351

I prefer Guy and Baikan

Besides, Kakashi needs someone to motivate him and make him less. Suzu is perfect for it
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>>2159352
He has a hunch from being bedridden most of his life.
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Alright we're starting, get ready
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>>2159360
Will Taka get a Jounin instructor besides Guy?
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>You are MIGHT GUY!
>AND THE POWER OF YOUTH COURSES THROUGH YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpEgtyA61g

"Kaa-kash-iii!" You shout, lungs filled with youthful determination, and AIR! You sit beside your good friend and even better RIVAL, taking up the spot that once belonged to the Tetsu member known as Sinchu. Sadly you do not get to greet the elder Tetsu, as he walks off, no doubt to congratulate Sasuke for his marvelous and YOUTH filled match. It brings tears to your eyes knowing how wonderful the newest generation of Konoha is and how they're blossoming before your very eyes! "How goes your day my destined rival?"

"It goes Guy, it goes." He says with his eyes, or rather eye, cast down on his book. Such YOUTHFUL reading! "How about you? Bet you're pretty excited about getting to see both of your students get to fight each other?"

"HAHA! In-DEED!" You say, flashing a smile and a quick thumbs up. "Oh the anticipation I feel is unlike anything else, I can't even begin to imagine how exciting it was for you to watch Naruto and Sasuke duel one another! I'm surprise you aren't rushing down there, arms wide open, wrapping them both in a powerful hug!"

"Well," Kakashi says, turning a page. "Right now I figure Susumu wants to talk with Sasuke, and Naruto's still knocked out. I'll congratulate them soon enough."

"Hmm, do not wait too long Kakashi, YOUTH does not dawdle for anyone!" You think back to having watched Tenten's fight with Kankuro, swelling up with pride at how wonderfully she did. "Ahhh, my students grow and grow with each passing day. I shall have to QUADRUPLE my training regime to keep up!"

"Next u-cough-up we got Rock Lee vs Neji Hyuga." Hayate says, getting your attention drawn back to the battlefield. There, standing amidst all of the mud, weapons, and destroyed earth, stand both of your YOUTHFUL students! Ahh, it brings tears to your eyes!

Lee turns to look up at you, his eyes sparkling. "GUY SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GUY SENSEI!"

"LEEEEEEEEE!"

"GUUUUUYYYYY SENSEIIIIIIII!"

"LEE-URK!" You clutch your throat, Kakashi having chopped you a good one! Haha! His strength hasn't lessened a bit since your last fight!

>Hmm, what youthful words of encouragement should you give your precious students?
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>>2159415

>NO MATTER WHICH ONE OF YOU WINS, KNOW THAT I AM PROUD AND THAT THE POWER OF YOUTH BURNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS!
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>>2159415
>Neji, Lee is used to having abnormal chakra pathways, so bear that in mind when you use the Gentle Fist.
>Lee, Neji has a radius in which he is invincible, but if one attack cannot get through it, try many!
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Oh by the way Guy still doesn't know that Lee can use Jutsu now.

So yeah.
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>>2159429

Support...
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>>2159432
It's common knowledge, especially to Guy, that Lee has weird pathways.
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>>2159423
support
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>>2159432
Man won't that be a surprise?
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>>2159415
>>2159423
I'll back this.
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>>2159415
Supporting >>2159423
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>>2159432
>Hey kids, ever see a man that can crush mountains cry like a baby?
>Do you wanna?
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ALRIGHT, WE HAVE A WINNER!

Time to see how much your words have reached them.
The DC for Lee is 1
The DC for Neji is 99
1d100+100
YOUTH!
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Rolled 28 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2159453

Rolling...
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Rolled 37 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2159453
crit
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Rolled 56 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2159453
incoming nat 1
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Rolled 94 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2159453

Well then, that bonus is pretty big
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Rolled 81 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>2159453
>+100
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194! Wonderful!

Writing!
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>>2159002
Welll kind of a minor complaint but
>going against hyuga elder
>have three different long range jutsu
>"hey guys let's throw rocks at him!"
Still think that was dumb, but we should spend some time beefing up our gen to 3 and learning a few more jutsu so that we can be eligible for jounin promotion, which I think is actually at the discretion of the hokage rather than an actual exam, so just proving ourselves to third I gues..
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>>2159467

It sure was dumb anon, it sure was
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"No matter which of you wins, know that I am proud and that the power of YOUTH burns through your veins!" You shout, tears overflowing from your eyes!

"I WILL GUY SENSEI!" Lee shouts, crying tears of joy!

"R-right." Neji responds, trying to remain more stoic than his busy browed companion. But you know that deep in his heart, Neji has the fiery furnace of YOUTH working inside him!

You're students turn to face one another, their eyes set and full of YOUTH. When Hayate swings his arm, Lee is the first to strike. You'd expected as much, the boy is overflowing with excitement, you can tell that all the way up here in the stands. Still, Neji isn't one to back down either. The two of them clash in a YOUTHFUL display, Lee throwing magnificent punches and kicks, and Neji avoiding or blocking every one of them. "Ahhh, my students are putting on a YOUTHFUL show for us, eh Kakashi?"

"Sure." He says. "So, what exactly have you been teaching Neji this path month? Aha! He wishes to know how Neji's youthful training went! Wonderful!

"Hmmm, I taught him many important things. Courage, the meaning of being a man, the burden of being a guardian of Konoha!" You clench your fist, Kakashi just looking at you. "But I also taught him how to use the Gates. After seeing Lee use them, Neji demanded that I teach him."

"Hmm, and how many of them did he manage to unlock?" Kakashi asks, his attention focused on the battle down below.

You grin. "Haha, that shall remain a surprise for now Kakashi, now watch my beloved students battle each other! HAHA!"

You watch as Neji and Lee back flip away from each other, neither one of them having taken a scratch from the other. You can see the burning passion in Lee's eyes, it's almost contagious!

>How does Guy respond?
>Also same as before. 2d100
>First is Lee's, second is Neji's. Get it on!
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>>2159467
Well that wouldn't be a problem. I even think that Hiki's duke out with agon might be good for his character. He finally released all the mental stress that Ko mentioned on that figth. Also Hiki managed to keep his mouth shut and not reveal that he knew what Agon's trick was.
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Rolled 83, 78 = 161 (2d100)

>>2159486

Rolling...
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Rolled 29, 79 = 108 (2d100)

>>2159486
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Rolled 43, 65 = 108 (2d100)

>>2159486
THAT'S IT, LEE! LET THE POWER OF YOUTH EXPLODE!
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Rolled 41, 33 = 74 (2d100)

>>2159486

>Guy's just jizzing out Youth
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Rolled 81, 2 = 83 (2d100)

>>2159486
>How does Guy respond?
>I WAS WRONG! I'LL NEED TO MULTIPLY MY TRAINING BY TEN, NO, 20 TIMES! WILL YOU JOIN ME, MY RIVAL? YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR OWN STUDENTS SURPASSING YOUR YOUTH SO SOON!
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>>2159499

Support...
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>Lee's getting the best of Neji.
Ohoho.

Writing.
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You watch as Lee and Neji rush back into each other, their speed increasing even faster than before. Yes, you recognize this! They've opened the First Gate! Haha! There's so much pride running through you right now you might just explode! No wait! If you explode then you'll miss out on this wonderful fight! You hold off on exploding for now, turning to your rival with grin! "Haha! I was wrong it seems Kakashi, it seems I will have to multiply my training by ten, NO, twenty times!" You say, practically shaking in your jumpsuit. "You shall join me though, won't you Kakashi? You can't be left behind by your student's youth as well!"

"I'm...good Guy. Why don't we just watch the fight for now?"

Ahhh yes, he's right. You nod, sitting back down. You watch with a mixture of glee and worry as Lee slams his foot into Neji's face, knocking the boy back only for Neji to twirl around and slam his palm into Lee's stomach, knocking him back in turn. Ahh, the sweet tragic side of watching your students fight, they end up hurting each other. "I shall cry tears of sorrow later! For now I feel nothing but PRIDE!" You shout.

"You've improved your Taijutsu once again Lee," Neji says, keeping calm as he enters his Gentle Fist stance. "But with the added benefit of the Gates, I've got you beat."

Lee grins, wiping a thumb across his nose. "My Taijutsu isn't the only thing I've improved Neji." He says, getting out of his own stance and...bringing his arms together?

Neji looks just as confused as you feel. "What are you up to? You know you can't use Jutsu!"

"The old me maybe, but this is the new me!" Lee look right up at you, tears running down his face. "GUY SENSEI! WITNESS ME BLOSSOM!" You can feel it, your very own heart is in your throat! "CHIBI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" Lee shouts, two puffs of smoke appearing on either side of him as two miniature versions of himself appear, striking wonderfully youthful poses!

"Guy...Lee just-" Kakashi stops as he looks at you, no doubt seeing the stream of tears pouring down your face. "Uh, are you alright?"

>How do you respond?
>Also 2d100 again. Lee first, Neji Second.
>Lee gets a +10 here for surprise. DO NOT ADD BONUS.
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Rolled 46, 5 = 51 (2d100)

>>2159531

Writing...
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Rolled 40, 67 = 107 (2d100)

>>2159531

>LEEEEEEEEEEEE! I-I, I HAVE NO WORDS OTHER THAN: I'M PROUD, AND SHOCKED!
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Rolled 89, 58 = 147 (2d100)

>>2159531
>How do you respond?
By the time Guy's done, there'll be a sea of tears where the Fire Nation used to be.
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>>2159531
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Rolled 62, 1 = 63 (2d100)

>>2159531
GO CHIBI LEE!
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>>2159531
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>>2159542
christ
poor neji
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>>2159539

The fire nation?

Nevertheless, Support...
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>>2159542
Oh my god. First he can't get above 70 while Lee's getting 80s, then he rolls a 1.

>>2159545
Fire Nation, Land of Fire, same thing.
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>>2159542

AND NOW, THE FUN REALLY BEGINS
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>>2159531
Oh yeah, we should hug Kakashi, no matter what we do.
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>Lee right now.

Okay writing.
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So physically and philosophically, how BTFO is Neji right now?
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>>2159553
If this were OG Neji he'd be spouting bullshit about destiny and stuff.

Luckily ya'll had that chat with him as Taka so he's all good.
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Well if Taka's talk wasn't enough to remove the stick in Neji's ass. The fact that Lee managed to learn ninjutsu and reversed his fate as a looser might.
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>>2159555

>The conversation between Naruto and Neji in their canon fight
>Neji: MUH FATHER, MUH DESTINY
>Naruto: MUH HINATA, MUH NINJA WAY
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>>2159561
To be fair Im not entirely sure there's anything Neji can do about his situation, so its understandable why he's a bit of a prick.
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>>2159553
This beating mixed with Taka chilling him out might be a good thing for him and may inspire him to improve his lot in life.
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"LEEEEEEEE! I have no words other than I'm proud and shocked!" You scream, wrapping your arms around Kakashi as you shake him back and forth in excitement. Your precious student, he's capable of doing Jutsu! You feel as though you could jump to the moon! But no! You haven't prepared yourself for the shinobi of the moon yet, right now they'd tear you apart! Blast all that Kakashi says, you know they're there.

You watch in excitement as Lee, and his CLONES rush to ward Neji The two Chibi Lee's jump into the air, attacking Neji's defenses head on. Whether due to surprise or just genuine skill on the Chibi Lee's part, they break Neji's defense apart long enough for Lee to strike at him with a powerful spinning leg strike, knocking Neji off his long enough for Lee to land a powerful blow to the boys stomach with the back of his heel.

"Ooooh, that was a glorious strike Lee just performed!" You say, bouncing in your seat. "And did you see Kakashi! Did you see how he performed Jutsu!"

"Not just any Jutsu, he used a variation of the Shadow Clone technique." Kakashi notes, rubbing his chin. "Wonder how he came up with that?"

"No doubt with sheer determination and youth!" You say, watching as Neji spins himself back up onto his feet before activating the second gate and pushing the Chibi Lee's back. Hmmm, so it would seem that the Gates do not work with the miniature Lee's. Still, that doesn't stop your student from activating the second gate as well and begin pushing Neji back. "Haha, I'm beginning to feel sad Kakashi."

"Hmm?"

"Soon enough this battle will have to end, and thus this wonderful time of youth for Neji and Lee will too. After this, I wonder how they will see each other." You say, eyes stoic as you cross your arms. "To become strong means that you must have a strong rival. I am lucky to have found one in you, but after this fight, will Lee and Neji see each other as equals, or will one see the other as their better?"

"That's...oddly thought provoking Guy."

"HAHA!" You say, giving Kakashi a thumbs up. "Of course whatever the decision, I shall be happy knowing they have grown in such a short time!"

You watch as Lee knocks Neji back once more, the Hyuga breathing heavily at this point as his body and face have bruises on them, while at the same time Lee looks barely touched. Marvelous. Still, you know one thing that Lee doesn't... Neji closes his eyes, just for a moment, before his chakra flares up, and his skin turns red. "THIRD GATE: GATE OF LIFE OPEN!" In a flash he's gone, moving faster than most people can keep up with. You can tell Lee's surprised, he wasn't expecting such progress.

"That's one of the difference between you and him Lee," You say, mostly speaking to yourself. "You have a powerful drive, but Neji himself is a prodigy in every right. The question is, can your will to surpass him defeat Neji's skill?"

>2d100
>First is Lee
>Second is Neji
>Neji get's a +10
>DO NOT ADD BONUSES
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Rolled 36, 67 = 103 (2d100)

>>2159591

Wooooo boyo, it's on now
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Rolled 43, 100 = 143 (2d100)

>>2159591

Rolling...
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Rolled 19, 8 = 27 (2d100)

>>2159591
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>>2159599

YOU FUCKING NIGGER ELLIPSES, FUCK YOU
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Rolled 15, 95 = 110 (2d100)

>>2159591
GO LEEE GOOO
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Rolled 13, 62 = 75 (2d100)

>>2159591
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Rolled 40, 26 = 66 (2d100)

>>2159591

>>2159599
This fight, man.
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>>2159599
Oh my god
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>>2159599
Well, you gave it your best shot, Lee.
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>>2159599
>>2159604
What a 180.
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Shiiit, this is a fuckin' roller coaster of a fight. How fuckin' happy must Guy be man?

Writing.
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>>2159627
>How fuckin' happy must Guy be man?
So happy he a crisis of YOUTH wondering if his students have already eclipsed him in YOUTH.
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>>2159630
A mid-Youth crisis!?
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>Man these fights are way better then the ones in the original series.
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>>2159650
I wonder if one of the Mini-Lees is gonna use scorch release to "Goodbye Tien!"?
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You watch as Lee tries to activate the Third Gate himself, but Neji's speed is too much at this point. Neji appears suddenly in front of Lee, slamming his palms into the boys chest and stomach so many times that you almost start to lose count. You can see Lee's body lock up from the sudden attack, his muscles unable to respond to his will. The Chibi Lee's rush in to help, but in a flash Neji takes them out, all anyone would see is a blur and then a puff of smoke as the clones disappear. Before Lee even has a chance to fall backwards Neji appears behind him, attacking striking out with his palms, his arms moving so fast that it's creating gusts of wind around the two.

"My god," Kakashi says, shocked. "How in the world did he manage to unlock three of the Gates in such a short amount of time."

"Determination." You say, watching one student pummel the other. Yes Lee, you can see the pain on your face, even from up here. You'll carry that pain as well, but know that you feel immense pride as well. "He acknowledged Lee's own desire to overcome the odds, and thus wished to gain as much power as he could. He's a far cry from the cynical boy I met over a year ago."

"Auugh!" Lee falls to his knees, his whole body trembling as Neji zips around in front of him once again. He lets Lee open his eyes just long enough to give one last strike to Lee's forehead, sending the boy flying back wards before crashing into a tree.

"Well, that's that." Kakashi says, leaning back in his chair. Then he looks at you. "What? You don't honestly think-"

"Do not count him out just yet. Remember," You watch as Neji keeps his defense up, his breathing becoming heavier underneath the strain of the Third Gate. "The Lotus of Konoha blooms twice."

>1d100+10
>DC 90
>Show me your YOUTH!
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Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662

Rolling...
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2159662
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Rolled 60 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2159665
Ah ah ah, gotta' be 1d100+10.

Doesn't count.
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Rolled 48 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662
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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662

COME ON COME ON COME ON
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Rolled 38 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662
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Rolled 31 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662
>>2159668
Danm, lets see here.
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Rolled 62 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662
YOOOOOOUTH!
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Damn....
Well, give me Neji's roll then.
1d100+-75.
He beats that then he wins.
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Rolled 44 - 75 (1d100 - 75)

>>2159678

Rolling...
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Rolled 67 - 75 (1d100 - 75)

>>2159678
No use, watch...
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>>2159678
Uhhhhh
That was supposed to be 1d100+-5
And the DC's 75
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Rolled 29 - 75 (1d100 - 75)

>>2159678

FAIL NEJI
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Rolled 86 - 75 (1d100 - 75)

>>2159678
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Rolled 97 - 75 (1d100 - 75)

>>2159678
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Rolled 100 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2159662
NEEEEJIIII!
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Rolled 100 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2159678
>>2159683
come on critfail
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EVerybody reroll for Neji please.
1d100+-5
DC 75
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Rolled 88 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2159683
Oh, that makes more sense.
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>>2159690
.....WELL.

Uh. Unless he gets a Nat 1, Neji wins.
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Rolled 91 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2159691

Rolling...
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>>2159687
>>2159690
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Rolled 41 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2159694
HOLD MY BEER
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>>2159691

GIVE ME A CRITFAIL
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>>2159690
>the one time i don't want to crit
yep, that's my luck
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Rolled 36 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2159683
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Rolled 49 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2159699

FUCKING HELL

>>2159700

Don't blame yourself, blame Ellipsesnon who's presense ruins everything
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Boys...look at it this way.

Guy's proud.

And Lee doesn't have a fuckin' broken leg so he can go on the you know what retrieval mission.

Writing.
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>>2159700
HAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJ_74snrjk
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Rolled 2 - 5 (1d100 - 5)

>>2159691
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>>2159706
That chuckle-fuck is still going to defect?
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>>2159695

You feel proud of yourself you worthless sack of dogshit? Now Neji's gonna go back to being a shithead, and Lee won't get to be a chunin right now. It's all your fault you know, everytime you show up here in these threads. Our luck gets worse, fuck you Ellipsesnon. You're bastard hybrid child of SOM and No Country in player form.
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Man Neji's Bakugan game must of been on point.
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>>2159720

I didn't read Neji throwing around balls
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You watch as Lee slowly stands up, the pink petals of the cherry blossom hanging over his head falling slowly to the ground as he takes up his stance. Neji is ready though, and he dashes forward in a burst of speed that would leave Lee smiling...

...But you don't let him finish. You shunshin between the two of them, stopping Neji's attack in its tracks as you stare down at Lee, tears streaming down your face. "S-sensei why-" Neji starts, then stops. He sees it too. Lee's face, though stoic and hardened, ready for more. But his eyes are unfocused, staring off into the distance. "...he's knocked out." Neji gasps, letting the energy of the Gate drop as he falls to his knees.

"Oh Lee." You say, pride swelling up in your chest. "You did such a marvelous job...you both did." You gently grab your student by the shoulders, his body relaxing in your grip until he falls against you, you cradle his body in your arm as you wrap your other arm around Neji. "WONDERFUL! YOUR BATTLE WAS INDEED FULL OF YOUTH! THANK YOU BOTH!" You say, crying heavily.

You can hear it, the claps and applause of the audience. Can you hear it too Lee? Those claps, those cheers, they're for you as well! THEY'RE FOR YOU!

>END
>Hope ya'll enjoyed, any questions?
>Next session and new thread tomorrow.
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What are the fucking odds he coulda pulled 2 100's, 3 counting this guy>>2159690

Dice gods rigged the fuck outta this I swear.
Thanks for running Moon.
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>>2159718
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That fuckin' 100 though.

Out of all the times he pulls it off, it had to be then.

Oh well Lee's still got a bigger dick.
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>>2159745
Thanks for the run moon.
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>>2159733

Excellently done Moon. Thank you for this wonderful session...

...

>>2159718

...

You know, it's actually incredible. Every time I think you have finally hit the angst encrusted bottom of the ocean which is pedantic, meaningless melodrama, you somehow manage to completely shatter my expectations and sink even further...

Hats off to you, you pathetic little shitwizard...
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>>2159762
OK, I really want to know, WHY on Earth would you ever spam ellipses like you do?
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Archive is good. Go and vote. Be merry.
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>>2159771

Force of habit. There is no greater reason...
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>>2159762

Oh sweet summer child, are you worried that I'm going to surpass you? Because I'm far from being so autistic that I have a compulsion to spam ellipses like you're speaking like William Shattner in text form. It's pathetic, if you're going to namefag then just do it.

>>2159780

>Autism
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>>2159780
Aight, but can't you just get ride of the two extra periods then?
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I'm all fine with shitting on each other, but if it goes too far I WILL put Suzu and Anko in extra puffy winter suits that shows no fucking curve what-so-ever.
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>>2159791
>I WILL put Suzu and Anko in extra puffy winter suits that shows no fucking curve what-so-ever.
Pfft, you already kicked Anko out of the story and we can't even romance Suzu. Your words mean nothing.
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>>2159799
I'll turn Madara back into a guy.
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>>2159791
Can't take away something that isn't there Moon. Anko has vanished from existence and Suzu is untouchable cause you think incest is 'gross' and 'wrong'.

For real though, that ellipse anon is really fucking annoying.
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>>2159718
Jesus Christ dude, calm the fuck down
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>>2159785

Sure I could, and I do whenever I happen to be writing formally. It isn't a compulsion, it just feels weird to not do it...
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>>2159791
but thread drama is the best
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>>2159828
>it just feels weird to not do it
that is what a compulsion is elipsis
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>>2159791
Meh i'm on the Sakura train now so whatever.
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>>2163313
New thread is up




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