>>2121658

"Well you're doing a fucking wonderful job of it" I groan, laying back and reclining in the sunlight to relax a bit.

"is it because of the nightmares?" Rowen asks as I sit up to glare at her "Oh should've kept my mouth shut"

"What?" jessie asks, sounding and looking oh so concerned about me

"Well, no use in being quite now but....well May's been having trouble sleeping, Yvette is worried and left early today to see if that weird witch annie could help so May is in a huff and" She spits out as quickly as she can no doubt trying to get as much information out before I strangle her, a force of habit I imagine.

"She said she was getting me a heated blanket" I grumble, pouting as I cross my arms

"She is, she's just visiting the witch as well" Rowen says, slowing back down as she remembers I'm not as violent as I used to be. though I am being tested right now...oh am I

Jessie looks at me, and cracks her knuckles in thought.

"What do you think could be causing it?" She asks slowly, softly. just like she always does when she thinks I need help. Not like she can help me, its more past life bullshit or....something like that. Its been grinding my nerves and shortening my fuse for like a week now "If you want to talk about them I'm glad to listen, if you think it'd help"

What do I do?
[] Tell her she can't help, but thanks anyways
[] oh fuck off
[] Lie about what I've been dreaming about
[] Tell her the truth
[] grumble and find some place to take a nap
[] Say the only thing that'd help is a back rub
[] stomp off to find something to break with my hammer
[] Ask Jessie if she wants to do anything besides talk
[] Why do you know what Yveey's doing and I don't
[] make it clear I'm not taking any medicine annie makes me
[] Grin as I realize this is kind of treatment is like having loyal servants or something
[] write in

Also had a dream I was running a slime rancher quest. it was comfy. And when I woke up I realized I had lost the note pad I used for Ultra super nova's character creation, which is kind of saddening to me, as I like keeping those around.

>>2121659
[] Tell her the truth
[] grumble and find some place to take a nap
[] Say the only thing that'd help is a back rub
[] Ask Jessie if she wants to do anything besides talk
[] Why do you know what Yveey's doing and I don't
[] Grin as I realize this is kind of treatment is like having loyal servants or something

Oh dear the plot is here!

Finally glad to be back HM!

>>2121661
Ah shit left my trip off.

and so am I. sorry I couldn't fix my sleep schedule sooner

>>2121659
[] Tell her the truth
[] Why do you know what Yveey's doing and I don't

>>2121659
> tell the truth

> back rub ( from a squirrel)

> I'm not taking weird magic juice, even from a friend/aquentence

> how do you know what she's doing?

> wanna do something Jessie?


Glad this is back HM, and sorry about your note pad

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>>2121658

>>2121692
Glad to see you again Drawfriend, it's been a while

"So why do you know what Yveey's doing and I don't" I ask, trying to delay the inevitable spilling of secrets just a little while longer, mostly because just thinking of it makes me a little angry and because being scared of something like a dream is kind of....wimpy "and the only thing you can do to help me right now is a back rub"

"I always know what she's doing and you get prickly when someone tries to pamper you a little too much" Rowen says dully "or at least I think its like that"

"Tch, I think you're pretty far off" I say, wagging my tail in place of my finger since the wind is blowing now and I need my arms wrapped around me or I'll turn into a dragoncicle.

"Well it'd explain why you go looking for fights, besides just fun" Jessie says still frowning "But about those nightmares May, I can get not telling me, but at least say you don't feel comfortable with it if that's the case"

"Fine fine, get off my ass" I groan as I stand up to try and warm up by walking around....god I need a jacket, why do I always forget mine? Oh yeah it feels weird on my scales and still smells like cat bird "Look I don't remember, do you know that open secret jess?"

"That you're gay?" She asks, Rowen giggling before I shoot them both a blank expression, scratching behind my big horn that don't make up my "crown" "The whole legend thing right?"

"Yeah, see I usually don't care about it besides that neat little coincidence with me and yvette, and that time I saw how I died" I say, as Jessie winces and looks a little sick "Eh old me was a cunt"

"Well I mean" She says, narrowing her eyes with a look of...mirth is the word right? Yeah I hate the look of mirth, its smug and pisses me off, especially when I am cold and sleep deprived

"OH by the way" Rowen begins to say before I cut her off

"She's a legend to, that squirrel that caused shit with old me and that eagle, I'm nidhoggr she's Ratatoskr. Or we were, and that's where my nightmares come from I think" I explain as Jess shrugs

"Well it fits her certainly, but I know enough about norse myths to know that....wait, I know four different legends" Jess says, stopping herself as she realizes she's the mundane one out

"Five, annie is one to" Rowen chimes in

"REALLY?!" Jess groans "Now I just feel a little, inferior, but I guess there has to be someone to keep you all in check"

"Well My sister may be one with how fucking big she is" I say shrugging as I walk back into the wonderful warmth of the inn "Anyways, back to my dreams, usually it has to do with....stuff I think I did, mostly chewing roots and seeing some pretty horror movie ass shit down under the roots, but also the things I did during ragnorok and such"

"Glad no one's around, can't have my best friend being known as the crazy girl of the house" Jess says bluntly as Rowen shrugs

"pretty sure she already" she tries to say before I shush her "Oh do you want the back rub"
cont

>>2121696

"Not right now" I say, blushing as I drop my ass down on the couch and here it crack under me "And the worst part is how desperate I felt, I mean I killed a lot of people apparently which....isn't good, but I don't know. as much as I hate and try to separate myself from old me, its....still not a good feeling waking up right after realizing I only got a few hours of freedom to fly through the air in my old life, how wasted it was and other horrible crap like that. OH and Plummeting to my death! that's how I've woken up the last five"

"GOD DAMMED" I roar, stomping my foot on the ground cracking it as Rowen covers her ears, as i try to push back the lingering feelings of actual god hate left over from my dreams

"NIIIIIGHTS" I roar, shaking the building as Jessie tense up and Rowen hunkers down

"W..well I don't think I can help with that besides saying sorry, that sounds just...terrible may, sorry you have to go through that" She says, hugging me, still looking a little pale

"Thank god the owner isn't here" rowen says, gripping her chest

"Well a back rub would help, but I'm also loosing sleep over dreams that have nothing to do with that past" I say, frowning as Rowen smirks "Odd ones like prancing in the forest, being served by other dragon girls, ripping through armor and tanks, sitting on a throne made out of trees and becoming part of it, flying, swimming and losing my legs. Like I swear it feels like I have a coin flip of either being the monster in my own personal horror movie or living a drug trip in the night"

"No wonder you've been losing sleep, kind of glad I don't have to go through that" Jessie says, shaking her head "Want to go "vent" or go to the spa for a professional back rub?"

"Yeah, its been pretty bad from what I've heard" Rowen says, in a pitying way sitting next to me as I sigh and lay back "I guess I haven't known I was one long enough to go through that particular hell....still might make an interesting article on my"

"Well" I say clapping my clawed hands together, rubbing my scales together as I stand up "Unless the offer still stands, want to do something to take my mind off of this?"

"Always" Jess says with a grin

"I suppose" Rowen says adjusting her glasses

What do I do?
[] Go find some trouble
[] Go to the spa
[] just walk through town and hang out
[] visit jessie's ranch
[] go the lions den
[] find one of the norse gods
[] visit some one I know (who)
[] Take a walk through the woods, dig a little
[] track down Yvette
[] Find out if Pam is a legend....some how
[] write in

>>2121692
Thanks and YOU LIVE
also good work as always

>>2121694

I've been lurking. I check out your threads after they're done, sometimes in between. I don't think I've missed one for quite a bit. So even if I'm not officially here, you might like knowing that.

I always feel picked up a bit when I spot my drawings in the threads.

I also check your twitter all the time. I tried sending a few tweets but realized my thing is locked and said forget it. The sum of all those tweets was stuff like hang in there, I understand etc. As you know I take meds for chronic insomnia and I also have had issues with all sorts of stuff so. I feel yah, stay healthy HM, and everyone too!

>>2121707
>[] Go to the spa

Afternoon HM glad to see you're feeling better
Spaaaaa time

>>2121694
Sorry CU thought you were HM when I responded for some reason. Glad to see you always too.

I really appreciate that.

>>2121707
> find Yvette

> spa day

>>2121715
It's cool friend, glad you're here, and have been here. Can't wait to see what you do next

No one else?

>>2121756
I'm sure it'll pick up as we go along HM

>>2121707
>[] Go to the spa
>[] track down Yvette
>>2121756
I'm here for a bit

>>2121707
[] Take a walk through the woods, dig a little
[] track down Yvette
[] visit jessie's ranch

Much as I love spa days with May l. Figured something different is in order...THEN spa day...

Sorry for delays boss.

"Yeah, having some stress relief would be nice" I say, rubbing my shoulder, feeling my scales under my shirt as I stand up "Might calm me down a bit and help me sleep, without any weird dreams"

"Yeah, kind of why I suggested it" Jessie sighs, smiling as she pats me on the back "And I have a crink in my back I've been needing to get worked out"

"Too much work?" I ask, smirking as I swish my tail around "You just wanted the chance to have a spa day without looking like a city girl, didn't you?"

"Hey, I love going to the spa, I just thought why not help you to while I enjoy myself" She says shrugging as Rowen begins to follow behind us without a word "And leave the camera rat"

"Yeah, no creepy pictures" I say wagging my finger, grinning as I realize this is a perfect chance to mess with her "I know you just can't resist getting more...material"

"I don't even have my camera on me!" She yells at me "And shut up"

"Well" Jessie begins to say, deciding to join in on the fun once "That would explain soooo much"

"SHUT UP!" Rowen yells as I laugh

"So want to try and find Yvette before we go? She deserves a bit of pampering to" I say smirking as Rowen nods

"Well I know where she is" She says smugly "I'll go find her if YOU stop all this...teasing"

"No promises" I say without missing a beat.
-
"You really love spa days don't you may?" Yveevy says, leaning against me as we walk into the lobby, as Jessie rushes off to look at the deals, and rowen stays next to us browsing her phone like a zombie

"What makes you think that?" I ask, frowning as she smirks

"Well your tail wags every time it comes up and....well just how much you care about your scales, really. don't think I'm trying to tease you, I think its cute actually"She says pocking my nose as I turn away, blushing "all things considered"

What do I do?
[] just get whatever treatment Yeevy gets
[] get a mud bath and fall asleep roll 1d20+will
[] Massage!
[] See if there's a special for a dragon treatment roll 1d20+humanity
[] see what the full package means
[] tease Jessie
[] continue to bully rowen
[] try and convince yeevy to worry less
[] Burning coals? sledgehammer massage? Yes yes! 1d20+durability
[] mess with the Alarune behind the desk with my wilting aura and green thumb
[]write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2121797
[] see what the full package means
[] just get whatever treatment Yeevy gets
[] get a mud bath and fall asleep roll 1d20+will
[] Massage!


Skip May's favourite treatment? Never!

>>2121797
> massage

> full package

> with Yvvy

> bully the squirrel ( gently)

> tease Jessie

> give the alrune and "upgrade"

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2121797
>[] just get whatever treatment Yeevy gets
>[] get a mud bath and fall asleep roll 1d20+will
>[] Massage!
>[] continue to bully rowen

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2121797
>[] just get whatever treatment Yeevy gets
>[] get a mud bath and fall asleep roll 1d20+will
>[] Massage!
>[] see what the full package means
>[] continue to bully rowen

"My tail doesn't wag" I say as Yvette gets off of me and walks up to the desk, getting the droopy purple petaled alarune's attention with a light tap on her work space, while I turn to Rowen who's eyeing the place up like a crackhead, no doubt planning where to place little camera's for blackmail or something else. Or who knows maybe she's doing something not scummy and is just going to write a piece about the spa, you never know with her. But now that we're alone again, however brief that may be, I have a chance to mess with her again and get her panties in a twist with some more teasing. Her reactions are always the best. Kinda regret just going straight for the beatings back when we were both humans.

"It does, trust me I watch it more than enough to know for sure" Yvette calls back, nearly throwing me off as Rowen laughs

"Nice to see you on the other end of the teasing for once" She says teasingly as I frown and then grin devilishly.

"Oh I bet you'd love to make my tail wag like she can, little pervert" I say casually crossing my arms as she freezes up and tries to defend herself. I just smirk and look down at her over my shoulder, flicking my tongue out as I come up with some more material on the spot, glad I never lost this particular skill of bullying "Though I bet you stare at it enough, eh? Almost as much as Yveey huh"

"I do not!" She yells flustered, finally able to say something after stammering "And if I do its because its hard not to!"

"Oh so you admit it then?" I say right as she bites her tongue realizing what she just said "Bet you look at it more than she does"

"I will ruin you!" She hisses, shaking "Oh wait you don't care"

"May, immune to blackmail" I say, chuckling as she deflates with a heavy sigh "Glad you remembered that"

"Yeah, can't even get you angry with it anymore I bet with how you've been lately" She says sadly, pouting as she glances at me "Why do you keep doing this anyways"

"Well" I say, turning to her blushing face, before Yvette gets my attention with a wistle "Yeah?"

"baby, what do package do you want?"She asks, interrupting my precious teasing time "And stop teasing Rowen"

"Thank you" Rowen sighs in relief, flashing me a smug smile as I grind my fangs.

"Whatever you're getting" I say shrugging "Like I've always done"

"Oh so the full package?" the half asleep woman behind the desk asks "It'll include a massage to help release the toxins in your skin followed by a mineral rich mudbath to draw them out and":

"She's been here before" Yvette says kindly, smiling as the woman frowns

"Well her package is different since she's a dragon girl?" the girl asks, looking to me to make sure she got it right, and I grunt my answer "Well she'll have a scale polishing and horn grooming as well"

"Sounds fantastic" I say smiling as she grins and nods

"I'll get the...." she looks back and forth between me and yvette "the golem twins to start you both out"
cont

"Sounds lovely" Yveey says softly, smiling wider as she turns to me and holds her hand out to me "you ready?"

"Of course" I say grabbing it as she turns to jessie

"....have you chosen yet or?" She begins to ask before jessie shakes her had

"Looking for a deal" She mumbles as I get led away towards the door leading to the spa proper

"Just go to the waiting room, you'll be led to your rooms shortly" the alarune says kindly as I walk past the sliding paper door.
-
"Why did I get the bigger one, she had metal hands" I groan as I slide down deeper in my mud bath "I was already cold as shit, did I need a little extra torture?"

"Well, I've heard that helps relax the muscles of some people?" Yvette asks in the bath next to me, her leaves looking much brighter as she relax and unwinds her roots "Besides I guess they thought I was more fragile than you were"

"Still she could've at least have heated up her hands" I sigh as she giggles

"Pretty sure that would've hurt her a bit" She says, wagging her finger "Still, if you want to complain I could"

"No its fine, I'll just need to warm up even longer now" I say, opening an eye to look at her....she's sitting half submerged in her tub which makes my heart jump a bit at what is showing

"Well I got that blanket you wanted" She says cheerfully making me laugh as I turn away, as she turns to face me with almost child like glee "And some medicine that might help your....problem"

What do I do?
[] just take a nap
[] tell her how much I appreciate her
[] continue bitching
[] make it clear I'm taking none of that
[] ask why its so cold lately
[] flirt a little
[] Play around in the mud to pass the time
[]ask if she's been having any nightmares to
[] write in

Also random thought
Why has no one ran a predator quest yet? Like the alien vs predator predator

>>2121908
>[] just take a nap
>[] tell her how much I appreciate her
>[] continue bitching

>>2121908
>[] tell her how much I appreciate her
>[] make it clear I'm taking none of that
>[] ask why its so cold lately
>[] flirt a little

>>2121913
HM please, PLEASE Don't start yet another quest

>>2121921
if I was it'd be a slime rancher quest since that dream was maximum comfy. and I don't think I could do the predator justice

>>2121908
[] tell her how much I appreciate her
[] flirt a little
[] Play around in the mud to pass the time
[]ask if she's been having any nightmares
to
And then
[] just take a nap

We are a strong, regal and mature dragon who will not play around in-oh who are we kidding...

>>2121908
> tell her how much I appreciate her

> flirt

> no magic juice only cuddling

> play in the mud

> ask if she's had dreams too


>>2121913
Not as far as I'm aware but that would be some of the coolest shit ever, their lore is incredible. What I remember of it anyway

>>2121908
>[] tell her how much I appreciate her
>[] flirt a little
>[] Play around in the mud to pass the time
>[]ask if she's been having any nightmares
to
>[] ask why its so cold lately
>[] just take a nap

"Oh you're too good for me" I say warmly, smiling brightly as I slide a bit deeper into the mud pool, wiggling my toes and watching the mud shift around them, feeling it shift between them "You really are, I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate you and you do for me. you're just too sweet"

"Its who I am, and don't say that" She says casually, glancing over to me as I begin to bend my legs like a frog swimming to try and see if I can make the mud ripple "You do deserve love you know"

"Yeah but you're...just wonderful" I say, purring as I look over to her "not only are you beautiful, but you're a sweetheart, I don't think you even have one bone in your body. It almost makes my teeth hurt thinking about how much I love you and all the good points you have"

She blushes and pulls herself out of the tub a little more, holding her head up with her hands as I begin to kick my legs and splash mud everywhere, wiggling my tail in the mud to see how much I can mess it up to pass the time.

"Oh?' she asks, curiously in such a sultry way "What do you mean when you say that....precisely"

"We'd be here all day if I said everything I loved about you. Just know that I think you're burning hot and I love you for more reasons than that" I say with a cheeky smirk as she chuckles

"Such a charmer" She says teasingly "Well do you want to know why I....May what are you doing?"

"havin fun" I say bluntly as I slap my tail in the mud.

"MAY! Don't! you're making a mess" She says as I laugh "Stop!"

I do and sigh, rolling one of my ankles as I look over to her.

"Hey, Yvette...are you having nightmares to?" I ask as she frowns and slumps over the edge of the bath

I sit up and look over to her, but before I can repeat my question she nods slowly and my heart fails

"Should've told me" I say sadly as I slide back into the warm mud and close my eyes "I'm sorry you've been going through it to"

"Thank you, lets just relax and talk about stuff like that later" She says meekly.
-
"So so" A woman with a cow's skull over her head says to me as I'm suddenly sitting at a golden table "You've been causing quite the stir haven't you Mayhoggr"

I look down and can't quite see what I'm wearing since it keeps changing

"The wheels of fate are spinning and the threads are being woven" She says folding her hands together, pulling them apart as cards fall out of her overly long sleeves "as a bringer of the old end, you're fate is one that's been put on a pedastle"

What do I do?
[]ask who she is and what the hells going on
[] do what I always do when I'm having a strange dream and smack myself awake
[] Tell her I don't care'
[] ask why anyone cares
[] Ignore her entirely
[] So?
[] And I'm guessing you're a fortune teller or something
[] Bah, that makes no sense
[]God is everyone like fucking magni?I might as well kill myself cause this is getting annoying
[] write in

>>2122131
>[]ask who she is and what the hells going on
>[] ask why anyone cares
>[] So?
>[] And I'm guessing you're a fortune teller or something
>[] Bah, that makes no sense

OH SHIT THE PLOT IS HERE! I JUST WANTED DREAMS OF FIGHTING GIANT MONSTERS AND DUNKING THEM IN THE 'OCEAN' ONLY TO FIND OUT WE WERE SLEEPWALKING AND DUNKING ROWAN IN THE BATH! HOW DID SHE GET HERE!

seriously though, this should be fun.

>>2122131
>[]ask who she is and what the hells going on
>[] ask why anyone cares

>>2122131
> who the fuck are you and why do you think I care about any of the weird shit you just said

> yeah have fun with your apocalypse whateverthefuck, I'mma go poke things and try to wake up, I have shit to do

> and if you could please stop with the fucking dreams, I happen to like sleeping more than seeing myself get eaten by my girlfriends thighs thanks. That happens enough when I'm awake

All with a bored/sarcastic tone. May gives not a single fuck

"So" I say, leaning back in my chair as it turns into a hammock hanging over a endless gorge howling with wind and bird's chattering "Who the hell are you and what the hell is going on"

"Just walking in dreams, saw yours and thought I'd say hi" She says in the same bored emotionless tone as I used, her spade shaped tail rising up from her back telling me she's a demon

"So you're trespassing, you know that means if I had a gun I could blow you away" I laugh, pointing my fingers at her with a grin as she leans her head and body to the side

"More or less, knew I shouldn't have tried to be mysterious" She says calmly "Every monster girl I speak to seems to be so jaded, not even legion had a reaction to my spiel"

"Shaaame" I say dully as she glares at me and chuckles "So why would anyone care about me and my"

I make air quotes with my fingers as the scene changes to a beach where I'm laying on broken part of a boat with gold coins laying around me and a skeleton or two

"Quote fate, unquote" I say yawning...how am I even tired in my dream

"You used to be nidhoggr....you were one of the ones to cause the end of the world, so of course they'd be interested, wary and what have you of your fate" She says calmly, flipping through her cards "Even if you deny it, some think you'll"

"Magni" I say with an accusing finger raised at her

"Not anymore I hope" She says, shuffling her floating deck "But yes some think you're doomed to follow it unless stopped, others say the opposite. its been like this since legends realized who they were. But your legend....has changed, once a bane to plants now their.....odd companion"

The smile she has screams what she wanted to say. Lover.

I frown as she flips through her cards

"But I guess you have no interest in such affairs, I could show you your hand as it were....but, well you don't care to be blunt" She says

I shrug

"Just know the doomsayers and the optimists will try to lure you to their sides, to reject your past or embrace it" She says calmly "really its a pain"

"Oh trust me it already has been" I say, crossing my arms

What do I do?
[] wake up
[] insult the strange woman and call her a freak
[] ask what her cards say, trying not to laugh
[]Ask if she's the one causing the nightmares
[] Ask if she's depressed or something
[] Well maybe people don't care cause fate is pretty easily changed with a hard enough head
[] Maybe no one listens cause fate is horse shit
[] write in

>>2122245

[]As what her cards say, covering my mouth so she doesn't see me laugh.

[] Lecture her about fate, but subtly. Suggest it. Maybe through an anecdote or a story. Stories seem to reach people better than just flat out telling them what's so.

>>2122245
>[] ask what her cards say, trying not to laugh
>[]Ask if she's the one causing the nightmares
>[] Ask if she's depressed or something

Well this is a bit of a twist. Seems interesting, lets chat more.

>>2122245
>[] ask what her cards say, trying not to laugh
>[]Ask if she's the one causing the nightmares
>[] Ask if she's depressed or something

Omake
----------

Hades sat on his giant stone throne in the bowels of the earth with a hand resting on his face.

He glanced over at the two deadlings guarding the entrance to the land of the living. Each man was solid, immovable, standing at attention with spears ready.

They were as much there to guard against the living coming in, as the dead going out. The lord of the underworld no exception. Hades sighed.

"Brutus, Crombe, I'm going to take a walk. Make sure that no one comes in while I'm gone."

Brutus and Crombe saluted.

Hades smiled a half smile. He stood up and walked toward an arched caveway behind the throne. One that lead deeper into the underworld towards the river of the dead.

Once inside Hades stopped, crouched, and turned around. Placing one hand to the side of his mouth he said in a young woman's voice, "Oh Brutus, Crombe."

Both guards turned their helmeted heads.

"Is that the boss we just saw? Is he gone? Come and spend some time with us!" Hades said, using a second woman's voice.

Crombe turned to Brutus and shrugged, "Well?"

Brutus shook his head. "You heard what the boss said, we can't let anyone through this entrance, at least one of us has to stay."

"Well then, I think it should be you," said Crombe.

Crombe took a step forward but Brutus's spear crossed in front on him. Brutus shook his head.

"What's keeping you boys?" the first voice said.

"Just a moment!" Crombe called back.

"No! If anyone's going it's me," Brutus said. "I've been guarding for two shifts now, it's my turn to have some fun."

"Lower your spear," Crombe said in a low hiss.

Brutus pushed Crombe back with the staff of his spear. Crombe shoved back with his. The two began to wrestle in the dim torchlight of the cavern.

Hades smiled and washed with his hands together.

After the brawl was over, Hades stepped over Brutus and Crombe's unconscious bodies out of the underworld and into the land of the living. A curling smile twisted his lips.

>>2122276
Oooooh, I love it. Inspiration.

>>2122281
Thanks. I wanted to do something related to the quest, like something with May. But not only do I not know your characters well enough to write them with YOU the author, actually here, but I already had this idea on the go, so I hoped you wouldn't mind that the story of this omake was out of setting.

>>2122245
> are you giving me nightmares?

> are you depressed?

> fate is easy to change

>oh shit I just had an idea: wanna help me prank the hell out of one of my friends?


I will explain that in detail to those who are interested

>>2122276
Hades seems like the biggest troll since Belua, I love it

"So what do those cards of yours say?" I ask, trying not to howl with laughter like a jackass. She just looks up at me, those black shadows of her eyes making them look like empty pits. She flips through the cards, lifting up her mask to show off her snow white skin and vampire fanged smirk.

"The dreams you have, the fates you subconscious imagines as you rest" She says holding up cards that don't belong together at all. A death tarot card, a king of hearts and diamonds, some kind of nerd shit, a small post card of the Bahamas and a card with stick figures fighting on it. She turns her hand and the cards shift as I tilt my head in confusion and crane my neck to try and see what they are now as she fans herself with them

"So are you the ones giving me and Yveey bad dreams?" I ask, coldly as she shakes her head

"It is just stress boiled over, for you I don't know why and for her....well worries of fate I imagine" She says "but I don't know, can't see the future, just can walk in dreams and see the hearts of pretty girls like you two"

"Creepy.....you sound depressed, are you or is it something else" I ask, now sitting on a campfire as she sighs

"I want to be mysterious and most people ignore me and go about their dreams or just don't give a damn like you. And those who do listen just ask me about things I don't know. Its"
She rants, pausing as she finally stands back up "Its tiring, its just so tiring! trying to get people to think about their fates and deep stuff like that, or at least warn them they're getting pushed into a philosophical gang war and...its tiring"

I nod

What do I do
[] chat and try to cheer her up
[] ask exactly what those dream cards me
[] Well...good luck with that *wake up*
[] ask why she doesn't just set up a fortune teller sharp with those cards of hers?
[] laugh at her
[] god that does sound horrible, sorry
[] write in

>>2122363
>[] laugh at her
>[] god that does sound horrible, sorry

>>2122363
>[] chat and try to cheer her up
>[] ask exactly what those dream cards me
>[] ask why she doesn't just set up a fortune teller sharp with those cards of hers?
>[] have you considered a spa day?

>>2122383
>[] god that does sound horrible, sorry

>>2122382
>>2122383

>>[] have you considered a spa day?
Yes this
Spa Days solve everything

>>2122363
> that sounds awful

> try to cheer her up

> wanna help me prank a friend? It'll be hilarious

>>2122395
>>2122400

Also adding

> Spa days solve everything you know

>>2122363
[] Ask, out of bemused curiosity of course, what those dream cards mean?

"God that sounds awful" I say softly, frowning and wincing as the woman perks up at my "surprise" show of empathy. Seriously I know I look like a bad bitch and an angry one at that, but come on! its getting insulting with how many people get the wrong idea of the new me
"Just horrible, like I can get why you're down in the dumps because of that. That fucking sucks"

"it does, I just wanted to have some fun you know, spook a few newbies, buuut noooo they're all genre savvy or apathetic" She sighs, resting her head on her arms as I nod

"Yeah, I get where you're coming from" I say with a sympathetic smile "but not exactly, I'm pretty sure you can figure out the difference"

"Yeah, you just hit them if they don't react to your attempts at entertainment" She says making me growl

"Not as much anymore" I say angrily "and have you thought of a spa day? might loosen you up, wash off some of the stress and cheer you up a bit instead of just skulking around in people's heads like a fucking stalker"

She pauses and laughs "no, no I haven't. I'll have to pay it a visit now. Now that you mention it....I could reaaally use it"

I smile and nod

"Well try not to be too fucking creepy" I say waving her as
-

"May...may wake up" Yvette says, as I blink and try to speak, and get a mouth full of mud. Sputtering, cursing and spitting I stand up and sit right back the down as I realize I'm still mostly....well exposed. Blushing furiously I look up to see who saw me and notice that damn golem girl with the cold hands from earlier.

"I'm here for your polishing and horn trimming" She says sweetly, trying not to laugh

What do I do?
[] finish up my spa treatment 1d20+will+humanity
[] Grumble angrily
[] Ask what yvette's next treatment is
[] tell yveey I just had the weirdest dream
[] tell them their mud tastes HORRIBLE
[] End my spa day early and wait for Rowen and Yveey to finish up
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2122479
>[] finish up my spa treatment 1d20+will+humanity

Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2122479
>[] Ask what yvette's next treatment is
>[] tell yveey I just had the weirdest dream
>[] tell them their mud tastes HORRIBLE
>[] finish up my spa treatment 1d20+will+humanity

Need to keep that humanity up

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2122479
> finish up

> ask what Yvvy gets next

> I had a weird fucking dream

> you guys need to get better tasting mud, kinda dropped the ball there

>>2122511
>They actually work on the formula
>May is not sure if she should be honoured or embarrassed.

>>2122521
> all of the wurm/borrower girls send May gift baskets as thanks

>>2122479

[]Grumble angrily
[]Tell Yve I just had the weirdest dream
[]Ask what Yvette's next treatment is
[]Make it /known/ that the mud tastes horrible, some things are better expressed without words.

Omake - p.2

He was greeted by a lush green forest with tall trees and hanging vines. Distant smoke rose from the chimineys of a small village nestled in a valley below.

"Ah, humans," Hades said, staring down at the village. "I should cause a little chaos."

He rubbed his chin with long blackened fingers.

A dryad, blending perfectly into a tree watched him as he stood there. Her eyes locked on the red amulet fastened around Hade's neck. The tree griever. With that amulet she could stop the trees from ever dying, and then nature could reclaim the world. But how to get it...

The dryad stepped out from her camouflage. "Hades," she said in a sweet sing-song voice. "The Lord of the Underworld. A pleasure to see you out here in my forest."

Hades raised both eyebrows. "And what a pleasure it is to see you too, Nymella. Your forest, is it?"

The Dryad walked up to him curling her slender finger under his chin, "What brings such a stately, powerful, being such as yourself out into the land of the living?"

"Just out for a stroll."

"Oh, I see," the dryad said, her hand slowly fell to the amulet. Her eyes locked on to his. They reflected back the red glow of amulet's magic.

"You like it?" Hades said.

In a moment of bravery she said, "I should like to borrow it."

"Why of course!" Hades replied.

The dryad recoiled her fingers and looked up at him, her gaze scrutinizing. Really? That simple?

"I can tell you're surprised by me, my dear. But by all means, have it. I mean, for a time. But make sure to return it to me by tomorrow."

"Of course," Nymella said smiling.

Hades turned around and removed the amulet from around his neck, and as he did, he slipped another, indentical looking amulet from his robes and hid the real one up his sleeve. He turned back to face Nymella.

"Here you are my dear, " he said and handed her the counterfeit.

"Thank you, my lord," Nymella bowed her head as though in respect but it was really to hide her glee. After another bow and expression of thanks she dissappeared back into the woods.

"My work is done," Hades said. " This amulet will cause Nymella to think she is a human, just as soon as she puts it around her neck. And when she returns, a lost soul, to the village. Chaos.

>>2122550
Oh Hades you are my favorite kind of asshole. great job Anon, really well written

>>2122567
*Tip of my imitation-made HM top hat to you good CU.

"Just let me wake up and I'll be right there" I say, waving the golem away as I yawn and stand back up, stretching as Yvette watches me before she begins to get back up "You know I just had the weirdest dream"

"Not a bad one I hope?" She asks as she makes her roots back into her legs, smirking as she looks up "Ah yes I'll be right there, sorry but could you tell me once we're done, my next treatment is.."

"Oh I understand, don't know how to explain it yet anyways" I say as I step out of the mud, making a puddle of it on the nice polished stone floors, making the golem's eye twitch "What're you looking forward to anyways?"

"Oh trimming, pruning and sanding" She says, looking like she's day dreaming about stuff that just sounds painful to me

"Oh, well enjoy it, darling" I say happily as I turn to the golem

"Are you done?'She asks mechanically as I sigh and nod "then come this way please"

"You know your mud tastes disgusting here" I say sticking my tongue out as I follow her down the japanese styled hallway

"You're not supposed to eat it you know" She says bluntly as she opens a door and motions me to sit down in what looks like a dentist chair "We'll start with your claws, is that okay"

"I know that" I huff as I sit down in the chair "I was just trying to be funny"

"I was joking" She says with a smirk as she grabs what looks like a belt sander. I curl my toes on reflex as she laughs "its doesn't have enough power to hurt you, just file your claws a bit"

"Still looks like it'll hurt" I say pushing back the thoughts I have of ordering her to get something that's less of a torture device, and the general ego that seems to haunt dragons.....though maybe I should request a cold rootbeer....that'd be nice. She turns it on and I wince, growling and reminding her to keep away from my scales.

"Hands" She says and I comply, holding them out the second she finishes with my feet "try not to squirm"

I wince, and bite down as her cold as fuck hand grab my wrist to hold it in place. But I bare through it, grumbling angrily as she slowly and carefully trims my claws down to a reasonable length, doesn't take much off of them but it is still noticeable if you look close enough. I hold up my hands as she steps away, actually looks pretty nice, dignified and a lot sharper looking. In short I like it.

Then she comes back with a bigger device and I smile so I don't hiss at her.

"Hold still again, need to keep your horns in check" She says calmly "I'll get a file to pretty up the smaller...crown you have"

"Yeah you keep that death machine away from my scalp, terminator" I say clenching my fists

"The polishing will be a lot less stressful, relaxing even" She says, and I swear she's smiling as she does.

"it better be" I say, wincing as the whirring gets close to my head.
-
cont

>>2122694

What do I do?
[] wait for jessie and rowen
[] Show off my scales, horns and claws to Yvette
[] Go get something to eat with my girlfriend
[]Optional hair wash and facial? Hmmm...
[]Alright, next time I need my horns and shit groomed, you're doing it
[] Wait in the sauna to warm up
[] write in

>>2122701
>[]Optional hair wash and facial? Hmmm...
>[] Show off my scales, horns and claws to Yvette
>[] Wait in the sauna to warm up
>[] wait for jessie and rowen

She's going to look so damn good when she gets out of the spa. Hope that there are no other bad omens due her way...

>>2122701
> hair and facial

> show off to Yvvy

> eat with her

>>2122701
>[]Optional hair wash and facial? Hmmm...
>[] Show off my scales, horns and claws to Yvette
>[] Wait in the sauna to warm up
>[] wait for jessie and rowen

Gonna look great for Yvvy
For all of 4 hours before we get in a fight

>>2122694
[]Show off my scales, horns, claws, and...whatever else I'm proud of.
[]Throw some more water on those rocks and get that sauna up to speed. In fact, why not add a little bit of extra heat, I am after all a dragon-girl.

[]Have a bite to eat. Maybe even cook it off the stones.

Omake - p3
-----------------

Nymella approached an old oak tree, blackened by a careless fire that had burned out of control. She held up the amulet. "Soon, my friend, you will be green."

She carefully placed the amulet around her neck and fastened the back.

There was a shift, and everything looked, different. She plucked at her hair and to her eyes it was fine strands of brown. She brushed her arms with her hands, smooth pink, clean skin.

Her pulse quickened. Wait, where am I? She was surrounded by trees. What am I doing in the woods? Nymella looked down. She was naked. She clasped her arms to her chest. Behind her were small tendrils of smoke. A village!

She pulled out a thin branch with long grassy leaves and tied it around her waste. She ran down the hill through the trees and toward the village.

"Help! I've been lost in the woods! Something's happened to me, please, help!!" she cried.

At the bottom of the hill a wagon splashed her with mud covering her from head to toe. The wagon driver pulled on the horse's reigns and the wagon stopped.

A portly man with a top hat and a suit jacket stepped out of the front door shielding his eyes from her nakedness. "Miss, my deepest apologies! Just hold a moment."

He waddled to the other side of the wagon there was the sound of a wood panel slamming shut. When the portly man came back he was holding a white quilt blanket. "Please, please, wrap yourself in this."

Nymella took the blanket with gratitude and enfolded herself.

"What ever happened to you?"

"I think I was lost in the woods," she replied. "All I remember is being surrounded by trees as naked as the day I was born--well, all except for this..." The dryad lifted the amulet to get a better look at it. "I suppose it belongs to me, but, I've forgotten how I got it. In fact, I've forgotten everything. Even my own name."

"Well." He eyed the amulet. The man looked troubled. "That really is something. Why don't you come over for some tea. Maybe you'll be able to remember something, once you've warmed up."

The portly man entered the wagon and Nymella followed, not knowing what else she could do.

The driver at the reigns blushed as she passed muttering an apology, something about indecency, sorry for the mud, and that he should have looked before barrelling down the road.

Alright, going to start writing. sorry

>>2122848
Ohhhh I have a bad feeling about this. Please keep going

I giggle like a little girl, rubbing my smooth and once again shiny scales happily, running my fingers over them as I sit in the chair, not even trying to hide how happy this clean and polish has made me from the golem. No reason to! it feels amazing! and if it wasn't for the cold I'd even say I was comfy now. Its amazing how much better a few polished scales can make my day.

"I am glad you're pleased with our results" the golem girl says, before she hands me a pamplet "would you like the optional treatment package, it won't cost much of your allowance, and I think it'd make you'd look lovely?"

I look at her as I rub my face with my now orange scented palms, just to feel my so wonderfully smooth scales on it.

"Oh....think Yvette would like it" I ask frowning as I try to look serious but its hard to with the kind of embarrising shit I was juist doing

"yes" the golem says simply as I shrug and say

"Sure why not"
-

And I regret this decision, this was supposed to be a surprise to see if being a little more feminine made me look better or drew yvette's attention easier. Should've asked if she was getting the treatment to....or if Rowen was as well.

The latter hasn't stopped giggling since I've sat down, and it must be her survival instincts stopping her from just plain laughing her ass off. Yvette at least is being supportive, but that doesn't stop me from being grumpy dammit!

"Hey, this is supposed to be relaxing, I understand why you're angry but...hey you have to admit its kind of funny in a cute way" She says, holding my hand as I pout. You know I mostly angry because Rowen snapped a picture and I can't reach her phone to crush it right now.

"I don't" I growl, shaking my head "But I will if you make Rowen delete the picture she took"

"So you aren't immune to black mail then?" The girl herself says oh so tauntingly

"Rowen" Yvette says sternly

"I will I will" Rowen grumbles instantly changing her tune to music to my ears, as Yveey runs her hand over mine

"Oh wow" She says in amazement "You're scales are so soft!"

She lifts my hand up as I smirk, feeling pretty proud and good for myself now

"Aren't they? What do you think of my claws?' I I ask stretching out my fingers "I know my scales are the main event but.....well I got them trimmed to, so now I won't accidently claw anyone's eyes out"

Yvette pauses for a second to spread my fingers a little further, then laughs happily.

"Oh I barely noticed, oh that's a lovely look for you"She says smiling like she's fawning over a kitten or something "and your horns aren't bad either"

"Easier to hold onto right?" I chuckle as I notice she still hasn't let go of my hands "But I can tell you're favourite part of this"

"Oh I could touch your scales all day" She sighs, still running her hand over them "they just feel so...wonderful"
cont

>>2122943

"Well your bark's feeling....softer?" I say as she blushes and looks away meekly "So I was thinking about hitting the sauna after this, sense Jessie is going to be in forever and I want to warm up a bit, maybe get something to eat"

Her smile vanishes

"baby, is something wrong?" I ask, gripping her hand. She places hers over it, small vines crawling from her to me

"Its just....I hate saunas" She says, shivering "they make me feel boiled and nasty"

"Ah"

"And I wanna keep feeling your scales" She says shamelessly

What do I do?
[] say she's missing out
[] ask her to get some food for me while I'm in
[] Let her indulge a little while longer
[] Drag her, assuring her my magic will keep her feeling fucking fantastic 1d20+might
[] Who doesn't like saunas?
[]write in

>>2122960
>[] Let her indulge a little while longer
>[] say she's missing out

>Rowan you're tagged in, strip and let's go

Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>2122960
>[] say she's missing out
>[] Who doesn't like saunas?
>[] Let her indulge a little while longer
>[] Drag her, assuring her my magic will keep her feeling fucking fantastic 1d20+might

Rowen does not get the bully stick for once...

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2122943
[]Let her indulge a liittle longer...
[]Let's work some magic.

>>2122960
>[] say she's missing out
>[] Who doesn't like saunas?
>[] Let her indulge a little while longer

Also, more misfortune on my side again! just got a call from my dad informing me he was in an accident that totaled the car he was in, he's alright but....just jesus christ. Got flipped and apparently there's still a tire at the scene. But he wasn't seriously hurt and was just dizzy/shaken up and was worried so he went to the hospital and should be out after the scans get finished.

Not stopping, just felt I needed to vent cause holy fuck has there been a shroud of bad luck around me these last few months

>>2123006
Holy shit HM, glad he's alright. If there's anything we can do to help, don't hesitate to ask.

>>2123006
good lord dude...like...how many mirrors have you broken?

I'm glad he's doing okay.

>>2123006
HM did you burn down a gypsy camp and get cursed?!
Did You Run into AC-Guy and inherit his QM Curse?

All jokes aside, I'm just glad your dad wasn't seriously hurt or anything

"Well I'm not leaving now" I say meekly as she continues to paw and rub my hand, pressing her thumbs in my palm as she feels the new feeling my scales has, even though she's done it before....and she wasn't that touchy before. Maybe she was just not confident enough in the relationship yet? Maybe the golem did a better job than the other times? I don't know but its making me blush like virgin or a drunk, and making me feel like I could breath fire with how hot my face is getting from the embarrassment alone "But your going to be missing out"

"On being steamed and sweaty? the former feels terrible" She says shaking her head "And the latter...well I can go on a jog if I want to get sweaty for some reason"

"or we could make a green house for you" Rowen chimes in "that'd also work"

"Yeah but it might make her too big too handle" I say shrugging as she giggles as I realize what I said

"You weren't trying to be lewd that time were you" She asks teasingly, lifting my hands up as I grumble and shake my head.

"Surprising isn't it" Rowen says "with how often she acts that crudely"

"Shut it" I say under my breath, mumbling my thoughts "Don't understand how someone can hate saunas"

"Wilting" Yveey sighs

"Makes me overheat with all my fur" Rowen sighs

"Wakes me up too much" A lamia hisses

"Ruins my feathers"

"Melts me" A slime girl giggles

"It makes moss grow on me "a gargoyle says

"I don't want to turned to smoked herring"

"Okay okay okay!" I yell as Rowen and Yvette laugh

"See?" Rowen says "You're still the weird one"

"Hey, they just aren't friendly to all kinds of monster girls" Yvette says, frowning and squeezing my hand with a huff.
-

I can feel the glorious, refreshing, energizing, life giving heat from the hallway leading to the sauna rooms. Yvette still had some treatments she needed for her roots and bark, and rowen apparently had somehow gotten a few mats in her tail over the week

From what I can see there are several rooms with little Clipboards hanging next to them so people can warn others its occupied and how many people are in.

Which do I go into?
[] an empty one, crank up the heat as high as I can 1d20+durability
[] a random one
[] Pamela mcnarren
[] Magni and Mooi Thorson, Odin, Balder
[] Carol the griffin
[] Fafnir/faith
[] Tavi snitch
[] write in


>>2123012
>>2123009
>>2123021

I am to. And thanks. And one sliver of good luck was it wasn't his fault/ his car and also the responders were kind enough to not impound his shotgun as he was going to hunt turkeys up where my dog and cat are buried

Seriously people round here drive like drunk russian retards.

>>2123006
Really sorry to hear that HM, I tried sending some msgs like I said on twitter. I know this breaks 4chan decorum, but I've been through a heck of a lot in life and just want you to know to hang in there.

I have endless problems with sleep. I grew up in a ton of psychological and emotional abuse. I can't keep certain commitments JUST because of insane insomnia etc. I really can relate.

I suspect you're younger than I am now, and things CAN and will get better. Hold on to something, and do your very best to stay healthy physically. Keep a schedule and stick to it, do everything to have a stable routine. And pray. I'm so sorry to hear you've been having it so rough and I pray things do get better for you.

Control the stressful things you have control over ('say no to all voluntary suffering) and the stuff that you don't, I have nothing I can say, of course. The best you can do is take it one day at a time and take care of yourself as best you can. And pray.

>>2123092
>[] a random one
>[] Pamela mcnarren
>[] Carol the griffin
>[] Fafnir/faith

Any of these will do.

>>2123100
Yeah insomnia sucks dick. And thanks, stuff like that really helps. Hope life is goes well for you to amigo. And yeah, I'm hanging in there otherwise I'd be taking longer breaks or vanishing with no explanation. Luck happens, good or bad, can't change that so go with it the best you can.

>>2123092
>[] Pamela mcnarren
Hey sis

Let me poooooost captcha

>>2123115
Your commitment is actually unbelievable and I find it admirable because I don't have the same ability to stick with something, especially when I'm suffering like you are. It's a strength.

>>2123092
>[] Pamela mcnarren

Sisterly bonding

>>2123100
And I second everything here, life can and will get better HM, and I hope we can be some small part of that, because you deserve to feel happy

>>2123092
[]Riff of Rowen being the /real/ weird one, to tease her.
[]Fafnir/faith...
[]A random one for comic relief? (Before or after Faith one, dunno which would feel right/better)

>>2123127
>>2123139

I like writing, and it makes you guys happy. nothing makes me happier than making fun for others. and besides writing other stuff is hard as I am prone to having too many fucking ideas just for the basis of the story.

Omake - Part 4
------------

The wagon stopped before a large manor house in the center of the village. The portly man stepped out on to the cobbled street and opened the door for Nymella.

She ducked her leafy head and followed close behind. On the large stone steps that lead to a wide oak door a ruddy faced young boy handed a paper to the portly man, "Today's paper, Mayor Ryan?"

"What? Oh yes, of course." The mayor dug into his pocket, produced two small round coins, and thrust them at the boy.

"Wowzers!" the boy said. He must have noticed the beautiful girl covered in mud, wrapped in nothing but a quilt, with a skirt made of leaves.

"Hey, now, run along," Ryan said, his cheeks turning red. "Forgive him miss, he's just a boy, you know."

Nymella watched as the boy fled down the road with a wide grin, papers clutched under his arm. She felt a coal burning in her chest. She pushed it down. This was no time to be, embarresed? Yes that's it. She was embarressed. He was after all, just a boy. As the man, she now knew to be Mayor Ryan, had said.

Once inside the portly mayor hung his hat on a tall branching rack. It looked a little bit like the charred oak.

"I'll go fire up the tub and put some tea on the kettle, I won't be long now. You make yourself at home. But uh... it's probably best that you don't sit on anything just yet, hm?" He chuckled. "At least not until you're cleaned up a bit."

The Mayor was being very hospitable, considering the situation, and Nymella couldn't help but feel thankful. She was still lost. Still had no idea who she was or what had happened to her. And here was this stranger, willing to help her. She felt a pang of affection for the round bellied mayor. She decided to stay in one spot until he returned, so that she wouldn't mess up any more of the beautiful polished floor.

Once the bath was drawn the mayor lead her into the tubroom and closed the door. Nymella sank deep into the water and let out a sigh of relief. She scrubbed the mud from her body, and to her eyes she saw perfectly pink human skin underneith. She washed her brown flowing hair.

She fingered the amulet around her neck. She didn't want to take it off, after all, it was the only thing she owned; the only thing that tied her to the world, to the past. How did she get it? Who gave it to her? And why was she in the woods?

The bathroom door opened a crack, "The tea is ready..."

(Last part tonight. Don't know if I will continue it.)

I stop as I notice a familiar distinguished and offical looking writing that I know was practiced for years. That's my sisters handwriting, and its kind of disturbing how well I recognize it that I noticed that before her name. Must be all the christmas and birthday cards she sent after she become a lamia, and fuckhuge. Can't forget how big she's gotten. Its literally impossible unless someone gives you a lobotomy, I think. Its just sticks out in your memory, seeing a girl...anything her size! like seriously she could slither down the road and cause more traffic than an accident on a bad day I'm pretty sure.

I shake my head to stop thinking about garbage like that, and smile. Haven't seen her in awhile, might as well say hello and get in some sisterly bonding

"Hey big sis" I say pushing open the door as I see her coils wrapped around the room. She hisses in surprise and.....ah, tail that could dent or smash a truck if she hit it right, wonderful.

Roll 1d20+durability or finesse

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2123175

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>>2123176

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2123175
Durability

>>2123176
Goood thing I didn't say durability OR finesse.....
....
....
....
That roll never happened. Omake's say so.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>2123175
Duuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrability, homie!

>>2123176
Waugh waugh

>>2123178
My own art, used against me! Oh how I deserve that.

>>2123188
only cure is future art...eventually

>>2123180
Just think of of this as sisterly bonding in a brotherly fashion

Re roll?
[] Yes 1 1d20
[] nah, it'll be funny


ALSO

https://youtu.be/pdlAZj5iDc8 found this song/ band. Sounds like something May would listen to.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2123175
Oh shit

>>2123200
>[] nah, it'll be funny

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2123200
>[] Yes 1 1d20


There shall be no near death today

>>2123200
>[] nah, it'll be funny
I mean on one hand, it would be funny...on the other...she did JUST get spa treatment...

We'll see how I feel in a few minutes...I expect

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2123200
..... grimaces as he watches every twist of the dice rattling on the table.

>>2123211
I have officially become a hero.

>>2123211
Your dice are really adamant about failing this check

>>2123211
To be fair, CuA's would be the eligible roll, so if the reroll does win, we're going to be okay.

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>>2123215
>I have officially become a hero.

>>2123211
At least 1's don't count for a reroll. But holy crap that's some scary luck friend

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2123200
>[] Yes 1 1d20
Alright, I'll cave. If only because I want May's treatments to stick for a bit longer

Before she's kidnapped by nefarious forces

Yeah this is going to bruise and hurt like a bitch, but I don't think its going to knock me off my feet. especially since I had a growth spurt since the last time I tried wrestling with pam, and have gotten a lot stronger as well. And I was already a beast back when I reuinited with her. So with a cocky grin, I cross my arms and wait for the impact to come to me with all the force of an angry god. And good fucking lord does it come. Her tail hits me hard enough to shake the ground under me and make me teeth feel like they're vibrating. But does it make me move? May Mcnarren? nah it was just a slap to me! god being a dragon is awesome, I am so glad I am one.

"Ah, may!" Pam shrieks as she realizes its me and not some kind of pervert or serial killer in a hockey mask "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry I didn't know it was you! it was a reflex! just a reflex! I didn't mean to hit you"

I laugh as she struggles to rush to me with how comfortably she's coiled up in the room.

What do I do?
[] tell her I'm fine and calm her down
[] sit down and chat
[] ask if I can turn up the heat
[] pretend to be hurt
[] Laugh and say she's weak
[] smack her with my tail, in revenge
[] ask how she's doing and hug her
[] Ask what she's doing here anyways
[] write in

>>2123239
>[] tell her I'm fine and calm her down
>[] ask how she's doing and hug her

>>2123239
>[] tell her I'm fine and calm her down
>[] sit down and chat
>[] Laugh and say she's weak
>[] smack her with my tail, in revenge
>[] ask how she's doing and hug her
>[] Ask what she's doing here anyways
>[] Talk about our favourite treatments

>>2123239
>[] tell her I'm fine and calm her down
>[] ask how she's doing and hug her
>[] Ask what she's doing here anyways

>>2123221
>>2123222

*Hands head in deserved defeat.

>>2123239
>[]Pretend to be hurt... then stop pretending and laugh and say she's weak. (While hiding any true hurt.)

Okay I can't just leave the Omake without a proper closer.

Omake p5

There was the sound of breaking glass. Hot tea spread across the floor.

"Why, your skin is green!"

Nymella twisted her head and dropped so that her chin touched the water. "Were you peeking?"

"And your hair! Those aren't leaves /in/ your hair, that IS your hair!" The mayor's jaw hung.

Understanding registered in Mayor Ryan's eyes. "Why, you're not human. You... you tricked me?"

The mayor grabbed a broom that leaned against the wall and waved it at the dryad manacingly. "FAIRY! BEAST! GET OUT!!"

The dryad scrambled out of the bath. "What? No! Please! Of course I'm human, look at me!" The amulet swung around her neck.

Panic seized her and Nymella's arms shot forward instinctually, surprising her. The walls of the bathroom started to sprout leaves. Vines crawled over the floor, climbed the walls, and snaked across the ceiling. Within moments the mayor's entire house was choked with wild greens and swallowed up so that from the outside it looked like a giant tree.

Hades parted two branches looking down on the scene from a copse on the outskirts of the village. "This is better than I could have hoped for."

~


If I were writing a novel I would have had the amulet land in someone else's hands, to even greater mischief and escalating predicaments.

The Dryad would have her realization in the middle of some situation, as soon she took the amulet off - possibly even in the bath. Which you'd be juicily anticipating seeing. Etc.

But unfortunately I have to let you down with this milder ending.

>>2123287
You scare me in the best possible ways draw friend, never change

>>2123292
Thank you, CU. I appreciate your kindness, and was it obvious that the mayor couldn't tell because she was covered in mud? Or could I have wrote that better/made that clearer?

I think I probably should have made that a bit clearer. The last part doesn't seem to make sense if you're just reading it. Maybe some reminder that she was covered in mud would have helped.

>>2123292
That it was because of the bath that he finally saw it. I mean.

>>2123308
Yeah I got that at the end there, but it wasn't really clear that's what was going on. Though Hades did say exactly that would happen. I honestly think that's more me being weird and not reading into it enough that any issue with your writing. Just a though, hope it helped

"I'm fine I'm fine, we're both made out of tough stuff" I say holding my hands up to show her she didn't break me as she finally manages to untangle herself from herself and comes up to inspect me, wrapping a towel around herself as she moves through the thick wall of steam "See? You basically just slapped me, and not even that hard, its fine sis, its fine. You didn't hurt me"

"Are you sure?" She asks, looking down at me, slowly reaching towards me with one hand, as she uses the other to keep her towel in place "cause I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if you're lying, why did you just barge in here? don't you remember people knock may"

I shrug and hug her as she frowns, and then sighs, smiling as she returns the gesture in a way only a sister can.

"Cause I wanted to surprise you" I say as I sit down on the only bench she isn't laying on "besides where's the fun in knocking?"

"Not getting shot or turned into a draconic pancake" She says dully, shaking her head as she lays back down across from me, tossing some water on the stones and filling the room with fresh steam as I undress and begin to unwind

"Hey, you know I'm not the sort to go squish" I chuckle "besides you should've seen the look on your face but....uh sorry I surprised"

"I should be the one who's sorry, don't worry about it may" She says happily, which makes me smile

"So what are you doing here anyways?" I ask as she turns away

"Well uh, I've been working hard and...well I..I think I deserve this and my roommate didn't want to come so I thought why not splurge and indulge" She laughs as I nod

"I can dig that" I say happily

What do I do?
[] pry into her personal light
[] just relax and make idle chit chat
[]Tell her about my day
[] Complain about how everyone's been calling me cute today
[] ask if she wants to do an endurance challenge in the sauna 1d20+durability
[] try to figure out what legend she may be 1d20+guile
[] write in

>>2123287
I feel this needs a reaction image like the "Sheogorath, actually kind of a dick" one but with hades

also I do like this ending, reminds me of a classic fairytale.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2123321
>[] just relax and make idle chit chat
>[]Tell her about my day
>[] try to figure out what legend she may be 1d20+guile

>>2123321
>[] pry into her personal light
>[] Complain about how everyone's been calling me cute today

I'M NOT CUTE I'M A FIERCE DRAGON
~Roars Cutely~

>>2123324
>[] pry into her personal light
I am going to assume you mean life...I hope you mean life...

>>2123328
I do, woke up at like.....I want to say four this morning, so I am running on fumes right now.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2123321
> relax and chat

> talk about my day

> pry into her personal life ( totally not to use it against her in a sisterly fashion later)

> figure out who she was

>>2123318
Cool, I think you're right. It is confusing and should have been clearer.

>>2123321
You're writers instinct is probably right that it needs a reaction image.

And thanks!

[]Pry.... into.. her... personal... light.
[]Interspersed with telling her about my day, just to be distracting.

-------------

Honestly, I planted the mayor looking at the amulet (to which CU said he had a bad feeling about this) and if I was to write longer, he's the one who would have been after it. There would have been 'more to him', that sort of thing. I'm not sure what but obviously, that was a set up that I didn't pay off.

>>2123335
If I am being perfectly honest I was just worried that the mayors intentions to a random naked girl were... less than pure.


>>2123332
And you're doing great like always HM, we'll go with whatever you want to do

>>2123339
He's an aspiring painter obviously

>>2123341

*Toothy grin

Well lets think. Everyone else I'm close to seems to be a norse monster or myth of some kind it seems. So it stands to reason my blood would follow that trend and honestly she doesn't fit the only other giant ass snake monster I know in anyway...not to mention she can breath underwater and swim better than most mermaids I've seen. That combined with how huge she is can only mean one legend, one monster. Jormungandr I think is how its prounounced, the world serpent or something like that. Which means she, like me has a whole hell lot of a reason to hole a grudge against the gods....at least in our old lives. THAT is of course assuming she isn't just a freak of some kind.wait do snakes ever stop growing or are they one of the ones that can just keep eating and growing. Maybe pam just has a lust for pie and cake?

"Something wrong sis? you look....distant, is something on your mind bothering you?" She asks, leaning closer to me as I yawn and nod

"yeah been having trouble sleeping and its getting cold" I say, as she nods and gives me sympathy through her eyes "And I'm just thinking really, days been pretty good besides the insomnia"

"You'd think it'd be easier to sleep with how cold its been getting lately" She says, and I just shrug

"I sleep on fire" I say as she chuckles

"I sleep under a heated blanket" She says trying not to sound smug or laugh too much "But I suppose dragons are like that"

"Hey it keeps me nice and toasty" I say with a fang filled grin "So what about you pam, how've you been? Roommate treating you well"

"About as well as yours" She says with a smile "And life's been good, she's just sick with something, and well she can take care of herself so I haven't taken days off of work to help her or anything....which is why I'm here. she'll manage, she promised she would you know"

"What kind of monster girl is she anyways?" I ask a she laughs

"Well that's the funny thing, see"

And we'll end here
more sisterly bonding next thread
archived
will answer questions
chance for extra session before next line up

>>2123369
Good show, HM. Look forward to whatever extra session you decide to roll with...though I do have my biases...

A part of me thinks that Pam's roomie is that wonderful Eagle...but that would be too coincidental...

>>2123369
Thanks for running HM, was a fun thread
Get some well deserved rest and give you dad a hug man

>>2123369
What is May's underlying fear, maybe that she wouldn't tell anyone outloud, or she might not even know herself, and what happened that gave her that fear?

>>2123369
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. You're a cheeky bastard sometimes, you know that? And I really do hope things start going better for you and yours HM, you really do deserve it. It's always darkest before the dawn or something like that, heh. I hope everyone has a good night, see you all next time. Glad to hear from you again Draw Friend, you always make a great thing greater, and your art was top notch as always

>>2123369
Thanks for the session HM, for all your heart work, pray and control what you can, stay healthy as you can, and God Bless!

>>2123394
Thanks CU, I always appreciate it. You make this game greater too, just by your presence and being a voice.

>>2123389
Besides her phobia of heights?
She also hates being picked up and treated like a weakling/lesser (jessie accidently caused this trauma/ berserk button when they were kids, she meant well, she just thought of little may as a teddy bear and a fiend) but that isn't really a fear, more of a nerve.

She also hates the idea of becoming "girly" which is why she'd be a little ball of fury and sadness if she had become a fairy

Still want an AU of fairy May sometime, it'd be cute and funny


Also thank all of you for your well wish and support. it means the world to me

>>2123402
OMgosh we need a May becomes a fairy episode. XD haha

Probably don't /need/ but.. keep it in the wings of your brain, maybe.

>>2123402
All the more reason why this spa should soon be her "gang's" hideout when shit gets real.

Nothing more threatening than new age music.

>>2123402
Also, you're welcome HM!

>>2123405
i'd also like to see other's interpretation of it

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>>2123411
>more threatening than new age music.

>>2123429
Well the only thing more threatening is Rowen. Remember, she's the toughest member of the gang...allegedly.

>>2123415

You mean other character's interpretation of May as a fairy? That'd be pretty entertaining. Definitely worth the price of admission.

Anyhoo, before I end up myself with a sleepless night I'd better try to hit it while I feel any semblence of sleepiness.

Night Everyone, Night HM, Night CU, Night gang of awesome Anons!

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>>2123450
I'm looking forward to some sisterly bonding and maybe a bit of gossip between girls next time
>"About as well as yours" She says with a smile
I gotta say that has got some weighty implications to it

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>>2123457
I know. but is there fire under that smoke

>>2123459
I Guess the McNarren Bloodline ends this generation

>>2123470
Why?

>>2123476
>Why?
I-Is the Hatman going to give May and Pam the ability to have magical Lesbian babies too?

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>>2123483
You have to wait and see if you're assumptions are right

>>2123487
>inb4 Pam's roommate is a werewolf
>Man most of the time and Female wolf monster during the fullmoon
>Painful and unpleasant transformation period during the wax and wane of the moon

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>>2123495
>>Man most of the time and Female wolf monster during the fullmoon

>>2123502
Truly it would be an awful fate
......
I feel bad for having written a scenario where someone would under go losing and regrowing their genitals every month

>>2123495

And with Werewolf levels of hair, that's going to be a heck of a painful wax.

Omake p6
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"What do you /mean/ I can't pass on?" said Mayor Ryan.

Brutus scowled. "The boss is out."

Mayor Ryan looked behind him at the strange line up. A man with an arrow through his eye, an elderly woman who had the bloated and pasty skin of the drowned, two blind parrots, perhaps they had run into a tree? And at the end fo the line, a small goblin-like creature, skin like bark, with knobbly elbows and knees; he must have died in his sleep, perhaps by poisoning, because there was no defining feature hinting at what might have done him in.

As for the mayor, he suffocated. So he could only imagine what he'd looked like, and shuddered to think of it.

"Well then, what are we suppose to do, just wait here?"

Crombe, the second guard who had a bandage across one eye and half his face, nodded. "Afraid so. Best to stay as close to the land of the dead as you can, so you don't fade."
Mayor Ryan squinted. "Fade?"

"The longer you stay away from the underworld, where you belong... well. Let's just hope the boss comes quick now, right?" Crombe smiled in a way that, Mayor Ryan thought, he must have thought was reassuring. Only the unaffected detachment of his expression only seemed to amplify the Mayor's now mounting anxiety.

He noticed the absence of the green creature that killed him. Where was she? She must have survived the attack, though he couldn't see how; he was sure she was as buried as he was. What did it matter anyway, he was dead now and there was no need to worry about these kind of things anymore. Yet still, he wondered.

Mayor Ryan sat down in the grass before the cave entrance to the land of the dead. Brutus and Crombe made no objections. They stood ever fast, guarding the entrance, awaiting the return of their boss.

>>2123502
Looks like someone else been doing omakes.

Omake: Wishes

A few years ago...

"Do you have it?" The gruff voice of the military man irked the literalcat thief ears, but "Boots" didn't do the job because she liked the man, she did it because if the didn't it would spell disaster.

"Yes here. A weird glowing gold genue genie lamp and a weird glowing silver genie ring, all ready to go to Monster Girl Island. Are you sure they are not cursed?"

If ithey were she was gonna castrate him.

"If you get cursed you will have the best medical and attention we can give you on the island. And we just couldn't risk anyone getting these poir girls. To be turned into the genies of Aladdin legend of all things... horrible." The man seemed pretty casual about the death glare she was giving him. Then again he was used to work with monster girls.

"Now we just have to keep the lamp and the ring safe and also give these poor girls some semblance of a normal life." After saying that he rubbed the golden lamp making it glow brighter.

"What? Are you gonna ask for a wish? Are you crazy?"

The man smiled as a golden and beautiful girl in Arabic clothes appeared in front of him.

"I know is dangerous but we have to."

"You have freeded me from the lamp and so you have three wishes master."

Three wishes later...

Boots looked at the new monster girl in front of her, and at the two genies looking more human and also not being forced to be inside their lamp and ring, even if they still had to grant wishes.

"I... I can't believe that worked. But why did you wish to become a monster girl?"

The new cat woman smiled. "Is a way to get out my job and get a bunch of money due to accidental mosterisation. It will also make people more wary of trying to get wishes granted."

The present....

"And that's how the Secret Feline Society was formed. We find humans with useful skills that for some reason want to be cat girls and a wish later they join us and help to keep both monster girls and humans safer from the many dangers of a new age of Gods and Magic." Puss in Boots said to the young cat girl in front if her. "Of course any feline monster girl who wants can also join if they have the skills and dedication."

"That's... that's so cool!"

AN: Yeah they are basically cat thieves and cat ninjas.

>>2125585
Oh interesting, interesting

Omake p7
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Hades held forth Griever, the true amulet that killed the world's trees and greens when it was their time. The massive twisted trunk that was now the mayor's house parted along a broad seam and let Hades through, closing behind him.

"What's this?" Hades grabbed a handsome black tophat from a char-colored oak rack, and placed it on his head.

He passed through the foyer of tangled brush until the gentle sound of breath caught his ears.

"Aaah," he sighed. "Nymella? Oh, Nymella, are you in there?"

He rounded a corner. There, through a doorway, he saw her. Green leafy hair, tangled with gnarled branches entwined around her, keeping her imprisoned where she stood. Her eyes spoke fury as they tracked him.

"I know you can't speak with that big nasty branch covering your mouth, but I think I know what you would say, and I just wanted to reply that, you're welcome."

He parted the vines coiling around her neck. His fingers eagerly probing for the amulet of self-deceit. It was gone.

A small frown appeared on Hades face.

"So, it /was/ anger in your eyes, and not fright. And you know who I am?"

Nymella gave a slight nod. If there was a coal in her chest before, it was an inferno now.

Just then, the faint sound of human voices pierced the thick wood. Hades pressed his ear against the wall.

"The forest is overtaking the village! Dark magic! The boy, he was the last one to see the Mayor alive, he said he saw a woman all covered in leaves."

"A dryad..." said a woman's voice.

"Burn it down!" cried another.

"Wait, wait. Let's not be rash. If it is a dryad, or a fairy, we could just burn up to the caves. The rocks make a natural barrier and that should put a good stop to it."

There was a pause, then a man's voice said, "We should start with the mayor's house first. We'll never get the body, I'm afraid. There isn't an axe built by man that could untangle that mess anyways."

The caves. The entrance to the underworld.

"Well that's my cue to leave," Hades said. He chuckled to himself. "Leave, you're a dryad, get it?"

Tilting his brand new top hat, he parted the tree once more and stepped out through the other side, opposite of where the humans were talking, of course.