>>2104162
When?
And where?
And do you have any prefered method on the how?

>>2104162
>>2104184
Pretty much this

>>2104184
>>2104187

"You know I do have at least three questions. Where? When? And do you have a prefered method of me getting rid of them?" You ask Hans, he just smiles and shakes his head.

"The first two aren't exactly questions you know." He tells you dryly, you frown at him. Goddamn him with this bullshit humor. But you should probably ask him where and when so you can get on with burning the yellow rice.

"WHERE did this all happen? And WHEN did it happen?"

"Much better. The where of it all is a small town bordering Poland named Görlitz. As for when? That's the weird part of it, it's almost like they popped in over night."

"What? Over night?"

"Yep, day before there was no site of them. After that there's some Easterners in old Showa-era uniforms walking around in town. As for a prefered method? I couldn't careless, so long as you get the job done. Now, any more questions? Or are you going to get going?"

>Well? More questions? Or are you going to visit a few people before you get going?

>>2104263
WHERE ARE WE GOING WAS MY QUESTION DUMBASS
also lets go now

>>2104299
AND I MEAN WHERE IN JAPAN
GIVE ME AN ADRESS OR SOMETHING

>>2104299

"I MEAN WHERE ARE WE GOING YOU DUMBASS!" You shout at Hans, he frowns at you. "AND WHERE AT IN JAPAN GIVE ME AN ADDRESS OR SOMETHING."

Hans sighs however and just rubs the bridge of his nose, "I told you, these assholes showed up in a town called Görlitz. If you mean where their base is: no fucking clue man. Now, with all this said. Are you going?"

"Ok ok I am." You mumble, "Have a good one Hans."

...

As you make your stroll through the Germany countryside you can't hrlp but feel nothing but calm. But as you get closer to Poland things seem to be getting colder, maybe it's because Poland is a depressing place? Maybe? Who knows?

Anyways, as you approach where Hans told that Görlitz is before you left. You climb up a hill and...why the fuck is there some feudel Jap castle just there? It looks new, like it was built just yesterday.

Oh goddamn it, THE JAPS ARE MAGIC AFTER ALL!

>What now?

>Tell Hans about this?
>Just go on in there, kill them all and let your brother sort them out?
>Take a piss
>Try and formulate a plan for this
>???

>>2104345
>Tell Hans about this?
i must be going blind to miss that

>>2104345
Time to bomb the Japs a third time

>>2104345
>Tell Hans about this?

>>2104345
>Tell Hans about this?
>Turn yourself invisible and un-detectable and stroll on in. Look around.

You know, you should probably tell Hans about this. Via long range telepathy you get a hold of him, oddly enough there's elevator music going on in his head. Oh well, it's best you tell him that there's a goddamn castle that Nobunaga would love. You miss that crazy son of a bitch, he was a fun guy to be around. "Wha? Yeah what is it?" Hans' voice finally comes in, time to lay it on him.

"Hey Hans I think you forgot to tell the minor detail of there BEING A GODDAMN JAP CASTLE HERE YOU KNOW." You psychically shout at him. This causes him to let out the psychic equivalent of a sharp gasp of pain, maybe you were too loud.

"Yeesh man, what am I your dad or something?"

"I don't know, i could be your's and you'd never realize it." You tell him ominously, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS PROBABLY POSSIBLE MY MAYBE SOOOOOOOOOON." You tell him in your great intimidation of a ghost. Mainly by forcing a ghost to say it instead of you. Hans lets out a sigh however

"Look, just take care of the damned place alright? Won't be too bad now. Let me get back to my work."

Hmm, ok it won't be too much of a problem.

>Well? Got a plan for maximum FUN in killing the Japs?

>>2104543
do we have sun wukong in us?
because if so then get that guy
if not then just sneak our way in there by way multimensional walkway's
like back in the forest

>>2104543
if not then just sneak our way in there by way multimensional walkway's
like back in the forest

>>2104543
>killing the japs
>not recruiting them as part of the new Reich

show them our power and make them ours

>>2104543
We are a fuck powerful being, lets just walk in and see whats up. If we don't like it, we blow it up, if we do we let them go.

Well you suppose doing stealth would be fine. Turning yourself invisible you make your way to the fortress, even just whistling Blood on the Rinsers. Heading your way through the front door there's...no one.

"Ok well what's happening here?" You say to just yourself, looking around and even in the floor and walls. Nope, no one here.

"Well this is quite unexpected." A rather subdued voice says, you watch as a greyosh green gas falls bellow and manifests as a middleaged Japanese man in military uniform. "I must say I'm honored to meet the brother of God himself." He says, merciful fuck he has the most asskissing of tones right now?

>What do?

If you're wonderign where I was, well I'm running this quest and another. So I'm a bit busy

>>2104779
and who might you be?
what other quest you runing?

>>2104840

MHA villain quest

>>2104779
"You aren't going to sacrifice a baby to me or something? Cause that is SO last century."

>>2104779
Isn't he great. Now who are you and why should I not shoot you.

"I know right? Isn't he great? Now tell me who you are before you sacrifice a baby or something, because that's last century kiddo." You tell the yellow man plain and simple. He chuckles at that, smiling smugly all the while. He really does have no idea who he's dealing with does he?

"You know I've read so much about you." He says in a low voice. Great, he's dodging your request...how fucking rude. "They call you He Who Sunders Worlds. They say that to look into your eyes is to look straight into madness, the abyss itself." The Jap states factually, goddamn it you're hating him more and more.

"I've come to admire you really, admiration and fear. A good mix. But now I think I'll quarter you, prove that I'm the most powerful of anything in all creation. Because nothing is immortal."

>What say? Got a claim to refute what this Jap is saying like your son has said?

>>2105055
"Oh i am mortal, but also not. I exist beyond time, and technically i never was born. If i so want i can go through time backwards, forwards, upwards, and downwards but i can NEVER be affected by time because Time is not a part of me nor me a part of it. Also, and i am not bragging here, I am positive that you cannot kill me. Many tried with some REALLY BIG stuff and i am still fine and they are dead."

>>2105116
this works, i like this.
then proceed to get your briefcase open because we are 5 seconds from pureeing japs.

You can't help but just smirk and chuckle at him. Oh what a rude awakening he's in for. "Oh I am mortal, but also not. I exist beyond time, and technically I never was born. If I so want I can go through time backwards, forwards, upwards, and downwards but I can NEVER be affected by time because Time is not a part of me nor me a part of it. Also, and I am not bragging here, I am positive that you cannot kill me. Many tried with some REALLY BIG stuff and I am still fine and they are dead." You tell him, his expression turns sour. Uh-oh looks like you made the kid doubt his dreams.

"What the hell are you rambling about?" He asks, he sounds rather angry. You keep smiling as you ready your briefcase.

"I'm not immortal. I'm ETERNAL, meaning that even when everything winds down to a close. I'll still be here, and you will have ceased existing so long ago."

He pulls out a handcannon of his own, looks like he combined a luger and a magnum. You'd question why he has it and not some Japanese weapon, but no matter. You're looking to give him a lesson in humility

>ROLL

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2105255

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2105255

>>2105291

Well...I'll be pausing for about 15 minutes.

You try and fire off your bunker buster, however you get shot right through the head so you miss the Jap. The massive spike fires right through the floor shattering through thr wood so easily. You decide to switch to your pepperbox and start firing.

The Jap is dodging the shots like they're nothing. "I told you! I'm your death! You best accept that now before it's too late!" He taunts as he keeps firing his own gun. You try firing off the bunker buster again nearly getting him this time, however he turns into a gas form. Once it goes through him thr Jap remanifests to see the damage. "A briefcase did that? Fuck man."

You really do love giving false hope. It's just so much fun

>What now?

>>2105469
let him hit us, one that would normally ensure a slow death so that he can gloat, then after some play acting get up and brush off.

>>2105469
let him hit us and start to explode like a boss monster

>>2105491
>>2105517

ROLL, and seeing how this quest is running so slow. I'll pause it until tomorrow

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2105469

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2105555

"You know, you really need to shut up you gook." You coldy tell the Jap before you who frowns, "Awwww, what's the matter slant-eye? You angry because you can't be threatening with your microdick? Eh? God you are pathetic, go on ans shoot me you math nerd! Come on Ching! Show me that you can Bing-" he blows a hole right into yoru stomach, and you start letting out fake. Bur convincing screams of pain.

He starts going on and on about his superiority, how he'll kill you, yadda yadda yadda. Quite frankly you're tired of leading him around. But thankfully what'll come next will be so much sweeter. You stand back up with a yawn much to the Jap's shock, and you smile to him. "You know, I'd like to know your name now. Please do tell me." You say sinisterly, he has cold sweat on his forehead from fear.

"It's Ichi. Ichi Iwamoto."

"Ichi Iwamoto...hmmm. Very well then." You say, "Tell me. Do you really think that you're going to kill ME? Ohhoho you are PRICELESS! I'm the one who ate your worthless gods, and your children. AND YOU. ARE. NEXT."

>Thread paused, will resume tomorrow

>>2105734
Was fun while it lasted