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>>2084702
>>2084702

>1
KING'S PRESENCE

>You didn't just grab a magical rod to serve as your wand's body
>No gaudy staff or overly romantic star-core
>You chose Butter Johnson...
>You chose the one thing that gave you freedom before anything else.

WHEN USING THE WAND. ALL SPELLS ARE CAST USING THE WIELDERS...

HIGHEST STAT

>Stat growth still only applies to the original stat of the spell
>IE
>ANON'S CASTS COMBUSTION
>HE USES HIS WILL FOR THE ROLL
>Only his WISDOM grows
>Because COMBUSTION is a WIS spell

>You can hand the wand to Muscles
>Which will allow him to cast your spells
>Using STRENGTH
>While you cast with your human hand and native stats

>Wrapped around the gorgeous metal body are crystal veins of pure black
>They glitter in the air surrounding your new wand
>The hard rocky surfaces sprout spikes and ripple as you twist the wand about in your hand
>The horn of the Nightmare
>Extension of a pure Death Being's Soul
>It not only wraps around the Saxophone
>It straps down the BEATING CRYSTAL HEART
>Which is mounted inside the Sax's mouth
>Making a vicious club of the end
>A next of jutting black spines and flexing demon flesh

>2
EXECUTOR OF THE END

>With the essence of death and disorder attributed to the wand
>It can be wielded as a melee weapon
>To devastating effect

THE WAND COUNTS AS A VORPAL BLUNT WEAPON

>It ignores immunity to physical Damage
>Allowing the wielder to brutalize ghosts, energy beings and even crack through "Unbreakable" objects

ON CRITICAL MELEE HIT
IF THE TARGET STRUCK BY THE WAND HAS A SOUL
IT WILL SMASH THE SOUL OUT OF THE TARGET'S BODY

>This will leave the target's body a soul-less vegetable
>The soul can retake it's body if it is not bound into THE WAND or another anchor quickly

IF THE TARGET HAS NO SOUL
IT INSTEAD TAKES QUADRUPLE MELEE DAMAGE

>Inside the crystal heart
>Bound in black horn of a nethercorn
>Is the demon's heart
>Your wand's battery
>Your own miniature crucible of soul energy
>You forged it yourself
>Allowing human souls, destined for Hell's fire to escape their bonds by serving you
>They don't expect forgiveness
>Only a way out
>ABSOLUTION is the Heart's name
>It's depths are endless
>Just like your ambition
>It's inhabitants sing your name

>3
THE CHOIR IMPERIAL

RAISED UNDEAD NO LONGER LOSE THEIR WHEN THEY DIE

INSTEAD, THEIR SOUL ENTERS THE WAND
INSIDE THEY EXPERIENCE ABSOLUTE JOY AND WAIT TO BE CALLED AGAIN TO SERVE

SOULS CAN BE RE-SUMMONED AT ANY TIME, KEEPING THEIR MEMORIES IN TACT AND THE SKILLS THEY HAVE BEEN TAUGHT

SLAIN ENEMIES CAN BE BOUND TO THE WAND
ALLOWING THEM TO BE RAISED THE SAME AS FRIENDLY UNDEAD

>All undead raised before this point
>Have been recovered inside THE WAND

>Except Susan
>Who is currently bound to her own teeth
>You can fix this easily now
>L: "I told you. It all comes together. With this power..."

cont

>>2084705
>>2084705

>THE FINAL COMPONENT
>THE FINAL PIECE OF YOUR WAND
>Is Luna's gemstone
>Made by forging her first Soul Anchor into a refracting Black and Gold rock
>It bounces within the Demon heart as it beats
>Focusing on targets like a gleaming eye
>When you play it
>You can feel your connection to Luna's void deepen


>4
???

THE FINAL TRAIT SHALL BE ONE OF YOUR OWN MAKING

ALL PLAYERS MAY SUGGEST THE FINAL LEGENDARY TRAIT OF THE WAND

>L: "Finish it, darling. Choose the path to freedom here."

What do?

MASTERPOST

CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

INVENTORY
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#heading=h.tvrh0p46rcky

FRIENDS
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.v5e4kxm12xpq

Welcome.
To the end...

Bles.

>>2084707
4th Trait
Where Gods Fear to Tread
>If the target of Fury of the Burning Heart's level is equal to a value over 30, the DC for the spell is instead set to 30.

Oooooooh man. Here we go!

>>2084707
>THE KING'S TAX
>The wielder can PERMANENTLY steal any one stat of ANY enemy

>>2084707
>LORE ME DADDY!
When you -boop- any target with THE WAND it will read their deepest desires and speak them out into the world.
No matter how embarrassing or hidden they may be

>>2084707
>A WAY OUT OF MISERY
>Crit succeses not chosen by the dice give a +3 to the total, while crit fails take only -1

>>2084707
>WITH STRANGE EONS
>After charging for 3 turns, the wielder may instantly kill ANY enemy in one hit. The Wielder must maintain concentration for all three turns

>>2084707
>THE BLACK CROWN
>You will now know the totality of each soul you collect/have collected. You can know everything they knew and utilize the skills of the soul.

>>2084707
>Fuck Fate In The Ass
>Crit Fails are negated; 1 rolls do not grant -2 to result, and 1 results are merely regarded as a 1 result.

>>2084707
>Ember Tears of a Dying World
>Anon cannot have his HP lowered below 1
>Damage that would bring anon past 1 HP is reflected back to the user.

>ENEMY OF FATE
Anon is capable of both seeing and affecting the strings of Fate around him, instinctively able to utilise them in minute ways, such as having rubble fall at the optimum time or causing an opponent to miss during their attack.

>>2084707
Can the wand be stolen from us? If so, we need an anti-theft trait. Or at least a spell that lets us summon the wand whenever we want.

>>2084707
>MOUNTAIN OF MADNESS
>when cast, a hole to THE VOID is opened for as long as the Wielder wants, allowing any OUTSIDER of the wielder's choice to enter for the duration

>>2084707
Hope you've been having a good night Quest!

>All these people suggesting stuff that are either so ridiculously OP that they belong to Dr.Professor Donutsteel or so weak that DnD traits for high level characters beat them.

Fuck that.

>Jail Bait
>The Wielder creates a one way portal to the center of Luna's dead universe, trapping them in a dreamlike stasis where they become locked within their own memories.
>The trapped are completely oblivious to the passage of time and are not aware of being held captive.
>The wielder can peer into these memories or steal a stat from the jailed targets.
>There is no limit to how many targets can be stored this way.
>This Trait doubles the wielder's SpellPower Difficulty Check against the target's own Willpower roll.

Well folks, the end of an age is at hand. Let's finish this off right, not with a bang or a wimper. But with the force of a thousand universes
going supernova. It's time to find every motherfucker that's been causing problems. Tom, Lucikron, Ludo, Fate and tear them apart and fuck their open wounds. It's time:

To let it die

>>2084702

I can get behind this here >>2084717

May as well throw in my trait

>EX NIHILO: Whenever an enemy target is hit with a spell, ALL of their stats are divided by half and added to Anon's stats
>The effect can stack, only until the target is killed/destroyed

>>2084707
>NYARLATHOTEP'S DREAM
>When cast, a circle of a radius of up to 20 Kilometers is created in which the nightmares of those in it become real under the Wielder's control. Can be bound permanently but needs a source of energy to keep it active

>>2084707
Supporting:
>>2084738
>>2084741
>>2084762
>>2084790

Or for something more passive here's my take.

>UNSTOPPABLE
>The wielder is unable to drop below 1 health while in battle.
>The wielder can choose up to five allies to share this Trait.
>The wielder is immune to critfails, instead having his roll become a 2.

>>2084707
>COLOR OUT OF SPACE
>When active, it causes extremely vivid hallucinations in ALL targets, no matter immunities. Additionally, all targets under the influence has their health slowly drained and given to the Wielder

>>2084707
>THE COAT OF COSMOS
>All damage halved, AC increases +10, natural +5 regeneration each turn.

>>2084707
>OUTSIDER
>This gem signifies Anon's Status as an Official Outer One, allowing him to Transcend his human form and to wield the powers of the Elder ones

>>2084707
Fuck you and all your bullshit fate.
inversion sphere's longevity is increased, Attack against the sphere take less of the sphere's hp and anon is allowed to cast spells from inside.

>>2084707
>EX OBLIVIONE
>When cast, it creates THE GATE, a giant door made of granite and wrought iron. Any who gaze upon THE GATE will abandon anything they were doing and go through, disappearing forever beyond it. Their souls are placed in the wand, babbling contradictory accounts of what is beyond THE GATE.

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THE BALANCE POST

This is how each of your suggested traits would be balanced, friends.

>>2084713
Quite balanced. Would not change.

However, it would not apply to creatures with ??? as their level. Unless hit with OWN which takes a turn.

>>2084717
Very nice.

>Once you steal an enemy's Stat
>You can never steal and replace that stat again
>You will have to build up on your own after the initial boost
>Choose wisely

>>2084730
Flawless and would not change

>>2084734

>Non-chosen Crit success buff remains
>Nerfing Crit failures would not

>>2084738
Interesting choice.

>Focus can be broken by melee attacks or spells cast on the caster while charging
>Telling minions to defend you does not require focus

>>2084741
Doing so would make perception shift, and cause persona changes. With more powerful souls trying to wrest control as they are tapped.

>>2084751
>>2084751
Would totally change this.

>Choose 1 nat 1 per fight
>Negate it and reroll with advantage

>>2084762
>>2084762
Amazing choice.

>The FIRST time Anon would be reduced below 1 HP per fight
>The damage that would be dealt is reflected in a radius of 20 feet to all hostile creatures

>>2084769
>>2084769

Don't be like him.

>Anon would be able to do this 1 time per 10 levels he has obtained. Which each point saved up over time.

>>2084775
>>2084775

Perfectly fine.

>Descriptions will not be exact at first and controlling the outsider may be difficult

>>2084780
>>2084780

>Limit of 1 prisoner per 10 levels Anonymous has

>>2084789

>Stats cannot add to Anon's stats
>However, if the target dies from this (Having all Stats reduced to >1 then Anon gains a +1 in all stats the target had

>>2084790
>>2084790
FEAR effects?

cont

>>2084860
>>2084860

Neat.
Untouched but not as powerful as some others.

>>2084803
>>2084803
Too OPOP.

>Wielder can choose to replace himself with a minion when he would be reduced to below 1 hp
>He can do this once for every 10 levels he has

>>2084807
>>2084807

>Mass HP drain acceptable
>Targets allowed to resist via WILL saves every round and can still attack

>Formula for damage would be SP /2

>>2084819
>>2084819

>DC to break the wand is double the wielder's AC
>The wand has the Caster's HP and takes half damage from all sources
>The wand counts as UNBREAKABLE and cannot be harmed by non-magical forces

>>2084831
>>2084831

>The Gem Allows Muscles, Anon and his minions to FUSE combining their size class and CON scores.

>>2084846
>>2084846

>Allows Anon to cast while using Inversion
>Halves his dealt damage
>If channeling a charge spell, the AC bonus of INVERSION is only +5 not 10.

CAST YOUR FINAL VOTES!

>>2084707
>ALL PLAYERS MAY SUGGEST THE FINAL LEGENDARY TRAIT OF THE WAND
Raise -ourselves- when we die.

>>2084860
My vote's for either Jail Bait or for Fuck Fate in the Ass. It's hard for me to choose between the two....

Fuck it, I made it so I'm standing by it, voting for Jail Bait.

>>2084863

I'm stickin by my trait.

>>2084863
Voting for Outsider.
Let's get Weird.

>>2084863
voting for Outsider

>>2084860
Let's see which ones are GREAT

King's Tax

...
Huh, that's the only GREAT one. I'll go for it.

>>2084863
>TOTALLY ORIGINAL FEAT
>ANON HAS THE ABILITY TO COPY ANY ONE BEINGS FEAT WITH THE EFFECTS HALVED

>>2084860
>THE KING'S TAX

>>2084863
Voting for the Coat of Cosmos

>>2084860
I think I'll also go with Kings Tax considering who were going up against.

>>2084863
Sadly, my vote goes for THE COAT OF COSMOS.
As much as WHERE GODS FEAR TO TREAD, WITH STRANGE EONS, NYARLATHOTEP'S DREAM, and my FUCK FATE IN THE ASS sound nice, I'm willing to argue that a Powerful Wand is not as great as A Wand You Can't Just Break With A Random-Ass Spell.

>>2084898
>>2084863
nvm, i am changing my vote for KING'S TAX

>>2084863
>THE KING'S TAX

Dark crown

>>2084863
>THE COAT OF COSMOS

The Coat of Cosmos seems good to me too.

If someone else holds it, do they get the benefit? Also, what type of AC bonus is it? Deflection is different than Armor, and it matters for touch attacks

>>2084863
>voting for embers

>>2084860
>gods fear

Gotta go with
>THE KING'S TAX
On this one
(Heeeeerrrrreee Lucicron. Here boy!)

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>You know your will
>Fury of the Burning Heart is a powerful spell
>You want more
>More power
>Your heart is not just spiteful against the universe that's conspired to destroy it
>It's a pit
>That roils with the desire for more strength
>More...
>More...

>FOURTH TRAIT OF THE WAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwVSYVUOQ5Y


THE FINAL TOLL
>You will rule this world
>It will be subject to you
>It owes you for the pain you've endured
>You will take your tax out of it's hide


>STATS STOLEN WITH FURY OF THE BURNING HEART CAN BE MADE INTO A PERMANENT CHANGE
>To humble those who have oppressed you
>To TAKE their power away

>After you permanently steal a stat
>You cannot permanently trade it again
>Your soul will be forged
>Hardened
>Into a new and frightening shape

L: "It's perfect."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0gLzxN0o

>You bounce in place
>Your hair drifts in space
>Your chest aches
>The wand is a racecar
>Your mind's in a race
>You blow from it

>BRRyyYYYYHH!
>The mournful sound makes the stars groan
>The bristling heart at the wand's end swells and shudders

>You spin
>The void softens into a deep golden hue
>You are the sunrise now
>You shimmy as the Sax in your mouth sings
>You don't need to roll to play this one
>The wand is a part of you
>Muscles caresses it
>Pushes the buttons with delicate but powerful pressure
>He welcomes his new brother

>S: "Anon."
>So much magical energy
>So much MIGHT
>S: "Anon!"
>You think it's Mac tonight
>S: "ANONYMOUS!"
>A: "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M REVELING HERE!?"
>S: "Anon..."
>Star looks shook
>Way more than you thought she'd be
>S: "We need to go. Now."

>Oh right
>The Murders
>Or at least the possible ones
>S: "Earth's in trouble. We gotta save everyone!"
>A: "Didn't your mom say you'd be put in St. Olga's coon cranny for being..."
>You look Star up and down
>Her dress is burnt into a skirt
>Her leggins have star-fire holes in them
>Her hair is frizzled to an almost pixie-cut length
>Don't getanerectionnowAnonpls
>A: "Yourself?"
>S: "I don't -care- what my mom thinks is best for me."
>Star reaches for you
>S: "I gotta save Marco! Now pull out your scissors and let's go! Now!"

>Go now?
>You had a meeting to attend
>Moon is probably with the Magical High Commission now

>Meeting with them could give you a chance to prepare
>Or at least consolidate before the final battle

>With your scissors you could go anywhere however
>Including straight to earth
>To save as many as possible

What do, Anonymous?

>>2084863
NO WAIT I HAVENT SUBMITTED MINE
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaAaaaAaaaaaa

>FATE MOVES MOUNTAINS, BUT WILL SHAPES THE WORLD.

>The Caster can use the power of the wand to reshape reality to their will with much less work that it would normally be required.
>Living and undead beings can be given new traits and abilities.
>Matter can be reshaped ans objects given new form and purpose.
>TELEKINESIS is childsplay.
>All that is required is a succesful WILL roll.

>>2084996
GOD DAMN IT

AND I WANTED IT TO AFFECT THE WAND TOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2084989
>Fuck dis shit I'm out.mp4
Portal to Earth and lets go save our beckies.

Also to fist Tom's asshole with our foot.

>>2084989
We're going to Earth now. Need to check on Jackie, Janna, and others.

Also, sticking with Star and combining our magic seems to be working well so far.

>>2084989
go to the castle, bring it to the fight

>>2084996
You could not have been more late, anon

>>2084989
>Tell Omni we've gotta secure a few people
>We'll hop over to the meeting, or just have him send us the plan they come up with, and we'll work around that.

>>2084989
Go to Earth.

>>2085018
Magic made from pure positivity and weaponized negativity mixed? Sounds like a plan.

>>2084989
Go to Earth and slaughter some THOTS

>>2084989
Yeah, no. Our buds are in danger and planning gives Tom and his lackies more of a chance to grow in power and hold in Echo Creek. Along with a chance to kill them while we're not there. We need to get there ASAP. TO EARTH!

>>2084989
>Go straight to earth
It's Lucikron's ass on a golden platter tonight, boys.

>>2084989
>Straight to Earth
Meeting be damned, our friends are in trouble. Of the bunch, Omni is our best in. Maybe give him a heads up that shit has gone south faster than expected.

Reminder that not attending the meeting might put Hekapoo at risk.
We could probably trust our Undead with protecting the citizenry and then run to the meeting.

>>2084989
fuckin bring back susan already, we've got her teeth with us. do whatever we need to do to make sure she doesn't die forever again

>>2084989
Go to earth, announce our Kinghood

Oh right. We still don't know where Alabaster is. Hope he's okay.

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>>2084989
SCISSOR THREE PORTALS

One for Star to go back to Eearth and Survey the situation and figure out how everything's doing.

One for Luna to the HOLE's entrance to go back and prepare whatever forces wondervon may have ready.

A third one for us to go back to the Magic High Commision and see if we can use the favor TOM OWES us against HELL.
AND DON'T FORGET

WE NEED TO FIND ALABASTER

AND RAISE SUSAN NOW THATW E HAVE OUR WAND


I REALLY LIKE SHOUTING

>>2085130
>We still don't know where Alabaster is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjig6EoCMI

>>2084989
>>After you permanently steal a stat
>>You cannot permanently trade it again
>>Your soul will be forged
>>Hardened
>>Into a new and frightening shape

You know what I wanna do?
I wanna go hunt stuff with high stats now.

>>2085099
Luna says this should be trivial. Totally should do it once we hit landfall.

>>2085130
That is a really good point... and his shits blacked out in the stat sheet, fuck! Uh... we should probably see if we can rez him.

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Oh boy I'm going to love taking Lucikron's Will. oh wait

>>2084989
Everyone. You have to hit the devil's level x2 to steal his Will. Good luck.

>>2085185
We'd need great luck to hit his Son's DC. He's level 25, meaning a DC of 50. The highest we can naturally go is 37. Meaning we'd need like seven other nat 20's to even come close. Without any nat 1's.

>>2085191
>We'd need great luck to hit his Son's DC. He's level 25, meaning a DC of 50.

No.

That's TOM.

Lucikron's son.

Lucikron's Level is ???.

Probably around 100-200.

>>2085198
He's saying that we would need great luck to hit even Tom's DC, not that Lucikron's level 25

>>2085198
>>2085191
That

Yes. No. Sorry. Nevermind.

I just feel like screaming.

>>2085209
Yes.

I realize now.

My tard rage is beginning to blind me to reality.

>>2085222
Don't worry man, happens to everyone

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>It's sickening
>Awful even
>A: "This is shitty."
>S: "Of course it is! I-I don't know what's gotten into Tom. Or what the heck he'd -ever- want to work with his dad for! So c'mon We gotta go!"
>A: "I know."
>You draw your scissors
>A: "That's what's shitty."
>S: "It's sh-..."
>Star looks into the uncaring depths of space
>S: " shitty That we need to save people!?"
>A: "Nah."
>L: "He finds it shitty that he agrees with you."

>You laugh
>Luna laughs
>You cut through the air
>The portal doesn't work

>LAUGHTER_STOPS.EXE
>A: "What the-"
>SHUNK!
>The scissors stab into the air
>You yank
>YANK!
>A: "Come on! I know it's been a while but I can YANKITBETTERTHANTHIS!"
>S: "Move over. Let me try!"
>A: "Heck off!"
>S: "Why do you curse so inconsistently?"
>A: "Why do you smell like butter!?"
>S: "It's perfume!"
>A: "Butter flavored perfume!?"

>You're both hanging off of the scissors
>S: "NO! UURG! IT'S POPCORN!"
>Nothing
>You're both out of breath
>You don't understand
>Why hasn't anyone come up with Popcorn flavored perfume before?

>A: "Maybe it's-"
>You gasp
>Hold out your hand to Luna
>She taps your empty palm
>A cup of tea appears in it
>You chug it
>Psyche bitch
>The tea cup was filled with Gatorade
>You throw the fine china off into the distance

>A: "Maybe it's where we're aiming."
>S: "Where you aiming?"
>A: "I was just imagining myself eye-socket fucking The Devil."
>Star blushes and also gags
>A: "Maybe that's too close."
>You grab the scissors
>A: "Try the stratosphere."


>SHHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIP

https://youtu.be/FrvmURFvacc?list=RDMMFegs-XVKgnM

>You see earth
>Trapped in space
>The Sun isn't visible
>The moon
>Is a bright neon red
>S: "No..."
>Star sounds like her heart's cracked from the sight
>You crawl through the hole
>You can see threads of fire blistering the surface of the planet
>As you leer down and get closer
>As gravity begins to pick up the pace for your approach

>A: "INCOMING!"
>???: "SCREEE! THE REVOLTING ONE HAS COME!"
>???: "INTERLOPER!"
>???: "THE PRINCESS TOO!"


>What you thought was a rust colored cloud
>Was actually an entire weather system of hissing imps
>A: "How many demons are there no-"
>S: "Ohhh my Mom..."
>You look over to Star
>Pentagrams
>She has Pentagrams reflected in her eyes
>You turn back to the earth
>See your city coming to you from the earth

>5 points have been turned into reeking pits of fire
>Connected by rivers of blood
>Demons of all sizes run through the streets
>You see...Santas?
>Reindeer as well
>Waves of ice and snow roll across the city
>They hit the fire, douse it and then cascade away back into burning pitch

>You open your cloak

cont

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>>2085231
>>2085231

cont


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0

>A: "I DON'T THINK I CAN LAND THIS!"
>Star grabs your cape
>S: "It's cool! I can!"
>You do not intend to make it easy
>You come in hot
>SHHHHRRIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>Your speed is blistering
>A demon raises out of a nearby wreck
>It raises two massive thumbs for arms out at you and Star
>You barely dodge it
>The two of you barrel roll between buildings
>S: "I think I see a clear spot!"
>A: "Where!"
>There's so much smoke
>So much death
>You spot your principle
>He's been bloomed out from his stomach like a peeled orange
>Left to swing on the nipple of a 7-titted giant woman with serrated ends to her pendulous breasts
>S: "There!"
>Star points to the park
>Where one of the fire pits is
>You don't see anyone there other than a few stray animal-like demons

>You land
>Best as you're able
>The demons hiss
>D: "Perverrrrterrr!"
>D: "Heheheh you're too late!"
>D: "Soon the Butterflies will serve US."
>D: "We'll make good use of your flesh when we're able."
>You kick one in the snoot
>D: "Ah!"
>It sniffles
>You kick it again
>Into the pit
>Then look at the other demons
>A: "STEP THE FUCK UP DEN!"
>They scatter

>Your phone goes off

>MESSAGE FROM JANNA ORDANIA

>Ja: "Happy BIR-Fds"
>Ja: "Anon. WHERE ARE YOU!? Things are EVERYWHERE. Jackie Ran off-"
>Ja: "Who's number is this? Does Brett know efehfesf"
>Ja: "So cold. I-I'm on fire.."
>Ja: "I'M AT THE SKATE PARK."


>MESSAGE FROM JUSTIN ARMBERG
>Ju: "Not sure who's cell this is but whuddup!"
>Ju: "Dude...why-"
>Ju: "What's been the point of me? No begining? No end? I wish I was stronger..."
>Ju: "We can still meet up at the gym if you want!"

>MESSAGE FROM ALFONZO
>Alf: "I did what you said...I wish we'd never met."
>Alf: "I'm at Brittany's house. Holding her together."


>S: "I think Marco's still where you sent him!"


>You could rush for one of them
>Or your Mom
>Or anything really

>L: "Time is folding. Just like last time..."

What do?

>Get the girls and co. Hightail it to the MHC.

>>2085238
TO THE FUCKING SKATE PARK! WE GOTTA SAVE OUR GIRL!

>>2085238
skate park first. also TRUE UNDEAD SUSAN PLS

>>2085238
SKATEPARK

>>2085238
Skate Park

>>2085238
Get Janna, get Susan, then get to the MHC.
If Moon tries to bitch at us for bringing Star tell her that right now NOWHERE is safe.

>>2085238
>Get the girls
>Summon the dead to get the rest

Where the fuck did we send Marco?

>>2085238
Holy fuckdickles this is endgame.

Alright time to.
MICRO
MANAGE

Star get Marco, meet up at Skate Park.
Get our bois Fonzo and the Emperor it's time we got our investment back from social links

Text Janna that we collecting bois up and coming to meet her, if she's needing eva she needs to say now so we can peel off to her right quick.

>>2085238
DON'T SPLIT UP

Janna and Jackie should be together . We should go there first.

CALL IN YOUR MINIONS
THE ONES IN THE PIER
THE ONES IN THE CASTLE
GET THEM TO HELP YOU RESCUE PEOPLE
EVERYONE YOU FIND YOU REDIRECT THEM TO THE HOLE TO LUNA'S CASTLE

WE NEED TO START USING OUR WAND
AND WONDERVON'S NEW MINION UPGRADE
THE DEAD OF LUNA'S WORLD CAN HELP US
WE'LL USE LUNA'S LOST WORLD TO HELP SAVE THIS ONE

>>2085238
Supporting >>2085302 . Avoid splitting the party, start using our upgrades.

>>2085302
Supporting. Especially the don't split up part. The demons want to control Star, worst case scenario they slap one of those collars on her. Then we're fucked.

>>2085302
Wait that's a good idea, fuck it go for this.

>>2085318
>Then we're fucked
*Then Star's fucked

>>2085238
>Go to the Skate Park
>Tear Open a gate to our Castle
>Claim Dominion
>Summon the MHC

>>2085320
Everyone's fucked if the demons get control of a wand.

>>2085238
Supporting >>2085302

>>2085238
changing to this >>2085302

>>2085320
To be fair, if we pull her ass out of this the least she could do is offer a handy.

Not that Anon would accept. Her owing us one would be the reward, not cashing it in.

>>2085238
Supporting >>2085302
with the addition of destroying each and every demon we come across
Also, what did Luna mean by "Time is folding again"

>>2085238
Oh good. Alright then. Let's gather everyone up, we'll need them all.
Let's go to the Skate Park first, and get Janna. We'll help her find Jackie, and then we'll go after Justin next.

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Where's Nick and Steve when the world needs them? Tim too.

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>>2085369
THIS IS IT

THE END TIMES ARE HERE

HE WARNED US BUT NO ONE LISTENED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivJGmyNlQuU

INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMONS

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>>2085302
>>2085302

>Star starts to head off
>A: "No!"
>You grab her hand
>S: "Let me go!"
>A: "Damnit, woman if we split up we'll get crushed."
>S: "I need to save Marco. He's my best friend!"
>She yanks her arm away
>You stumble from the force
>S: "You wouldn't understand."
>A: "..."
>She flashes her own power from her wand
>A cloud forms beneath her feet
>She directs it into the air
>A winged demon tries to rush her
>FWOOOSH!
>It's encased in a perfect block of ice
>Which falls to the earth and shatters
>S: "Besides. I can handle some demons."
>You glare at your hands
>A: "Bugbutt!"
>S: "Namecalling isn't gonna make me listen to you!"
>A: "INSECTASS!"
>S: "I'm not a bug! I'm Mewman!"
>A: "I know something -your ass- can't understand! Just as much as I can't understand being a shitty heroine!"

>You draw out your wand

https://youtu.be/b7NPm69xsyg?list=PL06E12330FC7AC1D4

>L: "The war has come."
>You take a deep Breath
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>A PORTAL OPENS TO YOUR CASTLE
>It widens
>Grows taller
>The gates you installed fly open
>Out comes the half-dozen skeletons you raised
>They're all been mechanized
>Blended with gears and pistons for posture
>Reinforced with blades
>All mounted with glowing antennae

>S: "Summon gangs."
>You glare
>A: "Armies."
>BBBRRRRRRRRRRR!!

>A bounding can be heard
>Bow
>You're boi
>Is loose from his egg Shell
>He's the size of a small t-rex
>He's a little pudgy
>His leaf is more gray than it should be

cont

>>2085428
Aw hell yeah.
We doin this.

Also why didn't we get an achievement for getting our wand?
That should get an achievement. Or are they only for when we get social links up with NPCs?

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>>2085428
>>2085428

>A: "Hey boy."
>You pull the wand around
>Scream into the center of Absolution
>A: "HAYYYY YOU GAIIIIIIISSS!"
>SOULS
>A torrent of them
>All the one's you've bound before
>Vermin
>Possums
>Dead fish
>A tidal wave of little things
>Your church-going friends
>All reach out into the soils
>To the graveyards and beaches
>They construct the flesh there into useable bodies

>ANON IS NOW IN CONTROL OF A SMALL ARMY OF MINIONS<

>W: "Master."
>You look back toward the castle
>W: "How many should I- um...outfit?"
>A: "Work until you can't."
>You cock your head to the Mecha-skellies
>A: "Keep these coming."

>A small group of demons run up
>D: "MORTAL MEDDLERS!"

>Demons roll 9 total
>Mechaskellos roll 22

>A blender of bones and bolters
>Demon meat goes flying

>A: "I'm gonna save Janna! If you won't go with me. Let these guys go with you!"
>S: "I thought you -hated- Marco."
>A: "You really don't know me if you don't know how much I love the stuff I hate."
>S: "Don't you hate me?"
>A: "Strong dislike. More pure that way."
>Star takes a gang of skeletons with her on the cloud
>Eyeballs speaks up as they fly
>E: "Mind yer elbows. Already exposed. It's unlady-like."
>S: "At least I -have- elbows."

>You leave
>Heading for the last place you saw Janna
>ECHO CREEK SKATEPARK

>You arrive on Drakeback
>B: "rrrRAUH! Barf! Bork!"
>Bow is restless
>You see so many bodies here
>Small bodies
>Children's bodies

>You can see Janna
>She's under a single streetlight
>Staring down at a knife in her hand
>Someone is doing tricks
>Or the same trick
>Over and over again
>She watches them numbly

>What do?

>>2085437
Get to Janna and ask the fuck happened here, try to get her to remember whats going on and get her ready for a fight.

It's time to get those ovaries in gear young lady now grab that knife and lets go cut some demons!

>>2085437
Mind Scream into everyone who isn't in our party, then go check her condition. Get her equipment ready.

>>2085437
Use ESP to send Never Gonna Hit Those Notes into Janna's mind at max volume. wait for reply.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc

>>2085437
Go to Janna, ask her why the hell she ain't fighting the oppressive demons and maybe slap her to snap her out of whatever hell based delusion she's under.

And mentally tell Bow that he can eat all the children who are DEAD. Poor boy must be starved half to death.

>>2085437
use telepathy to see what's up with Janna. we don't do that enough. and approach her, i guess.
also free my mewgga Susan

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>>2085437
Ask Luna what exactly is wrong with them.

If they can be saved from FATE, death or whatever thing is going on order your Minions to carry them to THE HOLE

Mind Scream might help?

If absolutely nothing can be done.... Raise Dead them.

And Talk to Janna. Don't let her do anything dumb with that knife.

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>>2085463
>And mentally tell Bow that he can eat all the children who are DEAD. Poor boy must be starved half to death.

NO

We need to Raise Dead them to save their sols.

If they're even dead. Fate is playing thricks and time and space is fucky (why the keed keeps doing tricks forever). They might not be dead yet.

WE CAN SAVE THEM

>>2085437
>Collect Janna
>Res the children and send them to War

>>2085437
Read Jannas Mind. Shits going all wacky and she's just under a streetlight? something doesn't seem right.

TIME AND SPACE IS GETTING FUCKY

THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED
ARE HAPPENED
AND HAVE NOT HAPPENED YET
ARE CONVERGING IN ONE PLACE

THESE KIDS MIGHT YET BE SAVED
WE CAN TRY

MIND SCREAM COULD HELP US SAVE THEIR LIVES

OTHERWISE, RAISE DEAD CAN HELP US SAVE THEIR SOULS FROM HELL/FATE

>>2085437
Stay on guard, something is very wrong here. Try to contact Janna with telepathy, and then slowly make our way over there. We should also check if the bodies are actually dead, or just unconscious.

>>2085437
Raise Dead the the children to bind their souls into the wand. Read Janna's mind and call out to her.

>>2085470
You do realize that hell on earth is now real and demons are running amok? Not everything is related to Fate fucking with shit, hell I don't know what would make you think that this related to Fate being a cunt. I'm mostly sure that this is all demons from Hells doing. They do fucked up shit a lot.

All Fate does is ree over its plans and intended story. The demons from hell are just ruining everything. This isn't even some weird "oh Fate shoved Hell on earth for some shits and giggles" no, this has been planned and forshadowed for like a month. This is not time and space being fucky, this is what happens when Tom gets dimensional scissors.

>>2085437
Pretty much >>2085460

>>2085437
read Janna's mind, maybe send a message if we can.
If the kids are ACTUALLY dead, then res them and save their souls. If they ARN'T, then find out how to wake them/ get them somewhere safe to wake them later

>>2085437
"WAKE THE FUCK UP JANNA. LOCAL NECROMANCER HERE. WERE GONNA FIX IT."

>>2085490
I'm OBVIOUSLY talking about Time and Space getting fucky.

That's either Lucikron's WILL affecting Echo Creek or FATE, through it may be both.

Either way those children are currently in a "Schrodinger's cat", and may still be saved.

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>You reach out to Janna
>The signal between your heads is...off
>It flickers between the one you've established
>The one you've built along with her resolve
>Her independance
>Her strength and speed
>...and weak one
>One that seems like the day you first met her
>Before she ever even heard of a psionic
>Or a magical doom boy

>You try to talk to her
>A: "Janna."
>She turns
>Her vacant expression is painful
>You eye the bodies
>Ja: "Hey, new guy."
>New guy
>That's what she called you...before
>Ja: "Read your fortune for Five cool dollars~"
>She's so reserved
>Acts so cool
>Your head aches trying to read her
>A: "N-no."
>Ja: "Eh. That's cool. I got yer 5 bucks anyway-AAAHHHHHh!"
>Her eyes are wide as saucers
>She grabs her skull
>You feel her head swell with psionic energy as the signal increases
>Ja: "A-ANon!? ANon oh black jesus! Help! He-"
>She closes her eyes
>Like she's asleep
>When they open she looks around
>Notices that she's on the ground
>She poses
>Like she means to be there
>Ja: "Sup?"
>She eyes you
>Ja: "Nice arm."
>A: "..."
>Then she throws up
>All over herself
>You reach for her
>A: "Janna holy fucking Gypsy cunts are y-"
>SHINK!
>She's cut you
>She's wild eyed
>Her psionic power is immense
>Yet her mind
>It's empty
>It doesn't have you
>Then
>It does
>You're in her head
>Yet her power is nothing
>She cries
>Ja: "What did you do?...what did -we- do?"


What the fuck do you do?

>Bow is sniffing a dead kid
>With a devil-horned helmet
>He fits the whole thing in his mouth before Luna, reading your thoughts pinches his nose
>B: "Broaw! Mmmmm!"
>He whimpers and stamps his feet
>L: "Perhaps later. For now we might need these little ones."

>>2085557
Oh shit. Time distortion.

>>2085557
Mind scream her, see if that can cut the connection

>>2085557
I say we knock her out then throw her in the hole, restrain for good measure

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>>2085557
AGH
FUCK

TIME FOR SOME SAPPY SHIT

Tell her to not forget us, remember her of all of they shit we've done. How we fought Tom and the demons, and how we fought after we hurt Jackie.

REMEMBER

Will she get better in Luna's Reality? If so send her there if she can get there. Send all of the kids bodies there where FATE and demons can't touch them.
Can their lives still be saved? We must know.

>>2085557
Mind scream right into her fucking ear while projecting weponized memes into her brain. Jump start that bitch outta this fucked up mind control bullshit.

>>2085557
Ignore stabbity
Use Mindscream to break spells
Also attempt that shield spell that we have to see if we can't try to fix this.

Also don't we have special magic eyes that we can use to see into the thread of someones soul? Maybe try to peek with that to see what the fuck is going on, maybe try to wrap our janna and tie her in place and anchor her down so she's not swapping.

>>2085557
Can we raise some dead and read their souls to find out wtf's happening?

>>2085557
>Luna, I need something to stabilize time.

FUCKING

FIX TIME AND SPACE
WE CAN SAVE EVERYONE BY FIXING TME TO BEFORE THEY WERE KILLED


SEND EVERYONE TO LUNA'S WHERE THEY CAN'T BE HARMED

>>2085609
Ask the OP, he makes it so time doesn't advance for WEEKS.

>>2085557
pretty much >>2085609
and >>2085575

>>2085609
THIS

FIX TIME TO BEFORE THINGS FUCKED UP

>>2085557
It was mentioned that Muscles AND us could make actions in the main post if we handed the wand to his hand (???) If so... [1] Hold wand with muscles [2] Have muscles cast HUNGERING FLAMES on Janna. It seems like shes in a state to resist our attempts to help [3] Using our own spell casting to perform MIND SCREAM

>>2085609
>Put her in the hole
>ask how to fix time

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Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d10)

>You grind your teeth until one of the human ones comes loose
>You growl from the pain
>Your power yawns wide
>The Wand responds
>Dead begin to get up
>You blink tears out of your eyes
>A: "Looks like they fucked with your head, Hobo Bae."
>Ja: "I can't tell what's real, Anon...I-...I'm not right. I shouldn't be this."
>She starts drawing in the concrete with her knife
>Your blood makes a magic circle
>Ja: "I'm supposed to know witchy stuff..."
>She starts to laugh
>Ja: "But I don't..."
>She coughs
>Ja: "I'm supposed to learn witchy stuff from Star...but I can't."
>She looks up
>Ja: "I learned how to be tough from you instead."
>Her face drops
>Ja: "...but I'm not supposed to be tough."
>She cringes
>Holds her stomach
>Ja: "I'm supposed TO HIDE UNDER THE TABLE WHILE JACKIE HITS STUFF WITH HER SKATEBOARD! I'M SUPPOSED TO LEARN HOW TO HYPNOTIZE MARCO AND TRY TO RAISE A DEAD CLOWN WITH STAR!"
>She stands up partially, dribbling vomit from her dress down onto her bare legs
>Ja: "I'm not supposed to live in the fucking woods. My mom wasn't..."
>She narrows her eyes
>Like she's listening to something
>Ja: "Who even -is- my mom? Nobody sees her? Ever?"
>You grab Janna's face
>A: "I don't know how to fix this."
>You look over at Luna
>A: "Can I fix this? How do I unfold time!?"
>L: "She isn't remembering the past...she's seeing what she was meant to be."
>A: "Meant?"
>L: "Her thread of fate. Can't you see it, Anonymous?"
>You blink
>Then reopen your eyes
>Using MIND SCREAM you push away the reality you're presented

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I

>You see her thread alright
>a Cheeky color
>Silver and red
>With a soft, gentle sparkle
>You marvel at it
>See a Janna in the future
>Along it's length you see a strong, Sassy and confident girl
>Scarred along her arm
>Yet unashamed of it
>A girl who's funk is a celebrated thing
>Not a defense mechanism
>A girl who lets herself loose from sunup to sundown
>Until it YANKS TAUGHT
>Everything goes white

NO.
THIS IS NOT YOUR WAY.

SHE IS NOT THE ONE. SHE IS -A- ONE. HER FLAWS WILL BE REINSTATED. HER PATH WILL BE CHOSEN BY HER COWARDICE. NOTHING. ELSE.


>Janna grabs your shirt
>Throws up into your knife wound
>A: "Nice."
>You see the thread shift into another color
>Army green and Yellow
>It's dim
>Flattened
>With only tiny sparks of color and light
>It tries to pull her skull out
>You grab it

>A: "I don't know what I -should- do..."
>You get ready to pull
>A: "...but I know what I'm gonna."

ROLL WILL!

Rolled 2 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2085679

Rolled 8 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 12 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 11 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679
DO YOU THINK I'LL RUIN IT? DO YOU THINK I'LL RUIN IT WITH MY BAD ATTITUDE

Rolled 13 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 3 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 17 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679
I win

Rolled 20 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 11 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 16 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679
COME ON JANNA! LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!

Rolled 10, 12 = 22 (2d20)

>>2085679
INTO THE HOLE

Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2085679
Lets GO!

Rolled 20 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2085679
BIND THE THREADS ANON

Rolled 8 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 3 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 12 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d1)

>>2085679
:^)

Rolled 15 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2085679

>>2085727
Stop that.

>>2085727
Get out

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So why isn't Jackie and Oskar in here?


I thought there were doing this whole GRASSROOTS thing for the Skate park?

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>>2085700
>>2085700

THE WINNAR!

>With the Gurren Lagann Reference
>haha
>row
>row

You simpering fool.

>Back off, you

>33 total

>>2085698
+2

>>2085704
+2

>37 total

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE

>A: "Janna."
>She's weeping openly now
>Yet snarling
>Her teeth clamp together so hard her jaw's shaking
>A: "Do you know what you are?"
>Ja: "No."

SHE CANNOT.

>A: "Bullshit."
>You take the knife from her
>Then swing for her shoulder

>She gets 21 total on Dex check
>You're stoppped
>You feel her
>A: "You're an outsider."
>Her arm falters

SHE IS A PRETENDER

>The blade gets closer
>You think you know more about her
>Than she does
>A: "I'm sorry."
>You drop the blade
>Into the crease between her shoulder and neck

>Ja: "AAAHHHH!"
>She cries
>Kicks at you with her boots

YOU ARE TORTURING A CHILD

>A: "You're not helpless. You don't need anyon-"
>Ja: "JACKIE! HELP! MARCO! STAR!"
>You twist. The knife.
>Your WILL grows from your mind
>A: "YOU DON'T NEED THEM. What you are isn't defined..."
>Ja: "You either are something or-"
>She hiccups
>Ja: "Or you're not."
>A: "So..."
>You feel her thread
>Where it meets with yours
>A: "Choose what you are."
>Ja: "It's not that easy."

>You dig deeper
>A: "No it's not. Something has to make you."
>You look away
>You hate pain
>Yet now you know...thanks to her
>What it means
>A: "I love you, Janna...so I'll hurt you until you're strong."

>Janna rolls her save
>With disad...
>She still gets a fucking 18
>Shunk!
>Ja: "Heh..."

cont

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>>2085796
>>2085796

>Janna smiles at you
>Her breath is awful
>Reeking of blood and vomit
>Her face is slick with snot and tears
>Sweat
>You almost don't mind that she's stabbed you back in the chest
>Ja: "You promise?"

>You look up
>Through your own sweat and spit you can see her thread return
>Silver
>Red
>Glittering
>The thread of someone who can choose her fate on her own
>Who doesn't need a helping hand just to get a leg up
>She's suffered enough
>Now she's not what she was meant to be...but she's far, far more wondrous

>You're hugged
>You swallow hard as the two of you share HP until you equalize
>L: "It's so sweet."

>You turn to Luna
>A: "What is happening?"
>Janna takes a moment to straighten herself
>L: "When this happened to my world...destiny picked two points in time and folded them together..."
>Luna looks around
>L: "It might have picked even more this time."
>A: "In your world it brought the end of the Universe to the present, right?"
>L: "Indeed."

>You gaze at the horizon
>With the single moon
>Blasting crimson light down
>A: "The Blood Moon ball..."
>You look to Janna
>A: "Right here and now...and-"

>Snow blows past you
>You shake your head
>FWAP!
>Suddenly you're blind
>You sputter
>Rip the offending object off of your face
>It's a calendar

>One that reads DECEMBER 24TH

>You go white as Christmas Snow
>Your heart nearly stops
>Janna checks her phone
>Blinks
>Ja: "Oh hey. ha..."
>She wipes her nose
>Ja: "In like 2 hours it's gonna be-"

>A: "My birthday."
>L: "..."

SESSION PAUSE!

https://youtu.be/DtVxFi9C0RA?t=10

YOU HAVE NEVER ESCAPED ME THIS LONG BEFORE.

THE THREAD IS SET TO SNAP.

TIME.
WILL.
BE.
CORRECTED.

NONE OF YOU HAVE SURVIVED TO THE 15TH REVOLUTION.

>Happy Birthday, Anonymous.

SESSION CONTINUES MONDAY! (TOMORROW) AT 4:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay, blesst

THIS IS NOT A QUEST.
IT IS AN ABOMINATION.

>>2085800
KEEP GOING!!!! YOOO

>>2085800
>>2085796
C H A R A C T E R

D E V E L O P M E N T

>>2085800
Holy fuckles Anons we might be in for a deeper ride than we expected here! WE GOTTA PLAN THIS SHTI QUICK WHAT WE DOIN

>>2085800
SATAN WAS SANTA
AHAHAHA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

H̭̻̹̖̝̙̙̓̏͐̓ͧ̇ͯO̢͕͕̒̿ ̣͎̖̹̪̃̀̆̉ͫ̆͑̒͒̕ͅḦ̬̬̝̹͈͍͊O̴̶͙ͫ̽̐ͦ́͘ ̡̛̭͈͓̮̟̜̗̖͒̋͘Ḣ̪͔͓̼̟͉̿̀̾ͫ͆ͮ̏͡Ŏ̶̘̼͖͈͙ͯ̾ͩͅO̸͈̦̟͚̍̌̋̾̀̏͗͘O͎̪̞̾̄Ọ̴͚͙̭̣̘͕͉͂͌̽Ơ̥̦̩͔̙̻̩͓̌͂̔̆̓O̶̵͈̪͈̤͔ͤͩ̊ͫ̀O̧͉͍̭͍̎̈́̌̐ͯ̾ͯ͢O̱ͬ̐Ơ̱̘̝̣̯̞̣̄̈ͭ̓̽͜Ő̝̹̮͓͕̤ͦ̌̂ͨ̚͘O̴̧̱͕̹̠̺̰͆͛ͭ̎O̷̢̱̩͔̫̱̻̯ͧ̈́̀̒͞O̭̼̝̟͙̘̗͆̍͒ͫ͢O̦̭̰̫̙͎͈̠ͦͣ̋̍͘Ȯ͈̺͉̞ͨ͛̑̿̓Ọ̭̥̥̦̐̌̑͛́ͮ̿

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>>2085825
well, it certainly lends new light to the lyrics
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

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>>2085800
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>people chose the worthless King's Tax over based Where Gods Fear to Tread
y tho?

We should also look through Tom's therapy animal next session. We rose that thing for a reason.

>>2086078
Didn't know it was tied to Fury of the Burning Heart, thought it'd be a separate thing.

It can still be used to fix our low DEX if we can find a supernaturally fast creature that has a relatively low level, but we're in the middle of a demonic invasion.

Anyway, Fate/Destiny is blatantly manipulating time, but there's a god of time. What the fuck is he doing?

So is this really the last thread?

like the last last?

will I never be able to tell Quest what a cutie they are after this thread?

>>2086319
There's still the Discord, you degenerate.

>>2086319
I feel like this is just the season 1 finale. We've still got the MIB, Ludo, Toffee, and Fate to deal with. Not to mention that I'm slightly curoius as to what Anon's dad is up to.

Thot best Not be fucking with Janna.

Also anon will get to have his dream of marco and jackie cucking him come true.

>>2086078
can be the only thing to calm him down

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SESSION CONTINUE!

https://youtu.be/hpDvtIt6Lsc

>Things are different, aren't they?
>You're 14

For now.

>Yet here you are
>Standing in the end of the world
>Staring at a piece of paper that feels like an anvil laying on your neck
>Knowing soon you'll be another year older
>Knowing that none of the you's that have ever lived made it past this point
>Ever

>December 24th
>Two hours, Janna said?
>Until your birthday
>You check your phone
>THE CLOCK IS RANDOMIZING IT'S NUMERALSATSUPERFASTVERYHIGHSPEED

>Ja: "Anon. Look."
>Janna points to the big clock tower
>Some blood spatters off of her sleeve and coats your ear
>A: "Ah! Janna!"
>Ja: "What? Most of this is yours!"
>After wiping the several fluids off of your face (Which is a phrase you've come to realize you mutter to yourself far too often)
>You see the clock
>It's still enough to read
>BONGGG BINNNGGG BONG!

>10:00 pm
>L: "When midnight reaches us the Blood Moon will be in it's perfect alignment."
>Luna's eyes, despite their glow seem enraptured by the drizzling bloody moon overhead
>L: "Your Devil will have enough cosmic energy here to make a new proclimation. He'll bind Hekapoo's essence to his own. They'll almost be as one..."
>A: "Is this sex?"
>You look back to Luna and Janna
>A: "Is this a sex thing?"
>Ja: "Anon, I already told you violence is just a second language to me now us stabbing each other can be platonic."
>A: "BananaJan, no."
>Ja: "Unless you don't want it to be."
>A: "No I mea-"
>There's a knife tickling your ear
>Janna speaks in your head
>Ja: "It's not cheating if we just put each other in the hospital~"
>A: "I MEAN THE BLOOD MOON!"
>Ja: "Oh...oH HOLY SHIT!"
>Janna grabs you
>Ja: "Jackie!"
>Your dumbfounded expression turns cold
>Your eyebrows crease
>You stand up
>Pulling Janna's arms with you
>Huh
>You really have grown
>You're taller than her now
>A: "Where...is...Jackie?"
>Ja: "The Beach."

>The Beach

What do?

>>2086824
TO THE FRIG FRAG FUCKING BEACH BITCH!

>>2086824
>Ask Luna about Fate and what happened when her world went to shit while flying the fuck to the Beach

>>2086824
throw her in the hole the GTFO To beach

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>>2086824
To the beach!
Take Janna with us.

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>>2086824
>go to the beach to find Jackie and look out over the ocean of LCL

>>2086824
To da beach

>>2086824
>>2086840
Also tacking on for us to send a text to Star to check if she got Marco back

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>>2086824
LETS JUST BLOW UP THE MOON

WE'LL JUST USE THE DRAGON BALLS LATER TO FIX IT.

Just moving it a bit might do it too.

>>2086824
Raise all of the dead and put their souls into the wand.
Go to the beach get Jackie.

>>2086824
Start texting people we know, see who's still alive.
Also go to the beach.

>>2086824
Supporting lore dump en route to beach >>2086832

Last time(?), time shenanigans were bound to Young Luna in that crafted dimension. This time, the blood moon itself is the anchor? Or the swelling of power directly from Lucicron?

>>2086824
>The beach

OH FUN TIMES WITH THE SEA TROLL MOTHER!

>>2086824
Go to the beach. While texting to see whos still alive. And who hasnt been mind wiped.

Ask Janna if shes knows whats happening.

>>2086824

TO THE BEACH, TO SAVE JACKIE AND FOR SEA TROLL GENOCIDE

>>2086824
HOW DO WE STOP THE BLOOD MOON?

....

>What you thought was a rust colored cloud
>Was actually an entire weather system of hissing imps
>A: "How many demons are there no-"
>S: "Ohhh my Mom..."
>You look over to Star
>Pentagrams
>She has Pentagrams reflected in her eyes
>You turn back to the earth
>See your city coming to you from the earth

>5 points have been turned into reeking pits of fire
>Connected by rivers of blood
>Demons of all sizes run through the streets
>You see...Santas?
>Reindeer as well
>Waves of ice and snow roll across the city
>They hit the fire, douse it and then cascade away back into burning pitch

Is this it? Does Lucikron require the pentagram to make use of the Blood Moon?

maybe if we destroy iit will stop the ritual... maybe not?
Does Luna know?

FUCK WE NEED MOON AND THE MHC EXPERTISE ON DEMONS FOR THIS

But I don't wanna Leave Jackie....

LETS GO FOR JACKIE AND CALL THE MHC WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP THE BLOOD MOON BALL

>>2086824
Let's blow up the moon. What's the worst that could happen?

>ask Luna if we can blow up the moon first.

>>2086864

The Moon Pressense comes and is rather annoyed with us?

>>2086861
I think you're onto something, but I got a sinking suspicion disturbing just one is going to cause imbalance in energy to whatever system is currently controlling it. Stops the fuckery, yes... But that energy will likely still want to go somewhere... and in an uncontrollable fashion.

>>2086872
Still better than letting the BMB be complete and losing Hekapoo forever.

>>2086824
Lets Blow up the Moon!
Worked in Dragon Ball z, why not here?

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>>2086861
>>2086824
So.


Save Jackie
Get in contact with the MHC to know how do we stop this
Save the rest of our Friends and Family
Stop the Blood Moon before 12 AM
Survive

THAT'S MY PLAN

>>2086824
>>2086875
but for real tho, get Jackie then go to the MHC

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>>2086824
>>2086824

https://youtu.be/7jpJn4C16QU

>Ja: "Anon..."
>Your mind races
>Jackie
>Emi-...Mom.
>Even Ron
>Justin
>Marco and Star are fine
>You
>You have a family to save
>You look around at the broken world
>At the literal flames that tear at everything you felt so far away from
>That now
>You love so much
>Your fist clenches
>Your eyes blacken
>A: "We rock."
>Ja: "That's not a pla-"

>ANON RAISES ALL THE DEAD NEARBY
>Teens
>SKATER TEENS
>Begin to rise
>They carry their boards
>They roll on their blades
>Some have scooters
>They all have sick helmets, bad attitudes and worse outlooks than any adult!
>A fearsome army

>ANON NOW HAS 15 SKATER ZOMBIES
>You spot a familiar helmet
>Devil horned
>With flames on the side
>A: "Lance."
>He's taller now too
>His arm is in a cast
>His helmet's been cracked open in the visor
>His breathing is heavy
>So are his eyes
>You can feel how confused he is
>How lost
>Yet he raises his fist up
>To dap you


>CURRENT WILL REDUCED TO 12

>You whip out your phone
>A: "Janna. Get on the horn with Star if you can."
>Ja: "I am still poor."
>A: "Whadya' mean you're sti-"
>Ja: "Even in the apocalypse class inequality keeps me from the wonders of the modern age."

>D: "RRRUUUAAHHH!!"
>Another demon arrives
>CHOMP!

>It got a 13
>Bow got 15

>B: "rrRAAGA!"
>SLAP!
>Crunch WAP!
>SLING

>A: "Whoah."
>Bow steps on the demon's back
>Drag's it's neck across the grown
>Flings it
>Gnaws at it
>Then sits on him
>Slices his face with his little t-rex arms
>...and pULLLLLLS
>SHHHRRRRIIIIP
>D: "aaahhh! AAAHHHH! DARK LORD! I SUMMON THY EYE TO ME KNOW THAT THY ENEMY IS AT HA-"
>SLHRUIMK!
>Black and green blood sprays out like a fountain
>Bow chews happily on the demon face hanging out of his mouth
>A: "You are...SUCH A GOOD FUCKIN' BOII!"
>You want to hug him
>This was a sound investment
>No
>No time
>You turn to Luna

cont

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>>2086930
>>2086930

>A: "Can I fuck this ritual up?"
>L: "Oh, yes. Quite soundly."
>A: "Right."
>You start charging Massacre wave
>A: "Just murder the Moon, right?"
>Luna puts her hand on yours
>Pushes it down
>L: "I murdered moons once to solve my problems."
>A: "Did it solve them?"
>L: "Excellently."
>She lands on your shoulder
>L: "It also killed the planets they orbited. If you care about the people on this world...don't let it die."
>A: "...That's not what you did."
>L: "You do not have to be like me, Anonymous."
>She smooches your ear
>L: "Be better."

>You close your hand
>Look to Janna
>She's got your phone
>A: "fuckign!"

>Ja: "Nobody's answering."
>You pick her up
>Ja: "Ah! Watch the goods!"
>Muscles readjusts to not be splaying Janna's legs apart
>Ja: "Better."
>Thumbsup.jpg

>You tear open the air
>SHHHRRRIIIIIIIP!
>You need bigger portals
>Stronger ones!

>Not only do you have 50 or so random dead bois with you
>Thanks, Wondy
>Your numbers are really swelling with robo dudes

>You now have these 10 punk badass zombos
>A drake
>A Janna
>You place Janna on Bow
>Then head for the portal

>You walk through to the Beach
>It's black out here
>With the sand having turned a deep crimson
>As you exit a crowd turns and notices you
>Must be at least 100 people
>All of them decked out in nice suits
>Jewellry
>Hair grease
>Shades
>With a few in priestly attire
>All of them angry

>All of them Chinese

>D: "HEY! HOHOHOLY SHIT! DASTHEKIDTHATBLEWOFFMYBRUDDAH'SHEAD!"

>A: "Darryl!?"
>Darryl
>In Troll form

>It's a tense situation
>You think you see a blue thread
>High up in the air
>It's drifting out over them
>Out into the dark rolling sea


>They Chinese Gangsters look ready to bounce
>Your busters are just on the other side of the portal

cont

>>2086931
>>2086931

>You send a text with your finger up

>MESSAGE TO STAR BUTTERFLY AND MARCO DIAZ
>A: "Fuck is yew at?"

>RESPONSE
>PICTURE MESSAGE FROM STAR BUTTERFLY

>It's of Marco
>Being carried off by a pair of demons
>He looks bad
>real fucking bad

>Caption on the picture reads
>S: "Doing the savey save."
>Marco has a section of hair missing
>S: "I think Marco might know where Hekapoo is!"

>You raise your eyebrows
>Pleased at this development
>Caclick!
>You look up
>One of the gangsters has two
>Count em

>TWO UZIS
>Pointed at you
>G: " Wǒ yào dǎ tā de jībā, zhídào tā de qiú tuōluò. "


What do?