>>2077448

You know, what DID your Nipponese character name translate to Moon?

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>You are Hiki
>And...you're about to become a Chunin?

You've been staring at your Sensei for what feels like fifteen minutes, but in reality has probably just been about ten. What he just told you, the huge news he just dropped at your feet, it's crazy. "Me a...Chunin?"

Behind you you can hear Kori and Sasu talking with other, their whispering making it hard to understand what they're saying, but if you had to guess you'd say they're as confused as you are.

Ko Sensei nods his head again, placing a hand on your shoulder as he moves around the destroyed training grounds which...may have been your fault. Yes. You punched the ground really hard today. "Yes, I honestly think you're ready to move up to the rank of Chunin."

"But, what about the Exams?"

"Those are just a way so that we can get a better look at a Genin's abilities and talents and determine if they're ready to be made Chunin yet or not, but you've shown that you're more than capable of handling that type of responsibility, and the previous missions you've been a part of, the Trading Post one specifically, have shown that you could handle the level of missions that come with being a Chunin as well." He smiles. "Not to mention what you have shown so far with the Exams. The forward, if simple, thinking in the written test part, and the record breaking time it took for you to complete the Forest have shown what you're made of." He pauses a bit, looking embarrassed. "There's also worry that you would make it near impossible for the other Genin to have a chance."

"What about the Agon person, he seems to be just as skilled if not more as me?" You point out, still trying to get a grasp on what's happening.

Ko nods. "We're already investigating Agon, and you're right that he does possess skills that are far greater than a normal Genin's." He moves his hand from your shoulder, crossing his arms as he looks down at you. "But Hiki, the important thing to remember here is that by becoming a Chunin you'd be able to help the Village even more. You'd be given tougher missions, more responsibility. I honestly see you becoming a fully fledged Jonin in a year or two, as long as you work on your Genjutsu."

>How...how do you respond?

>>2077477
Otaku.

>>2077497
>Than I accept this promotion, thank you Ko-sensei
cool

>>2077497
>"If it's for the village, I would have to."

>>2077497
>"I think it would be more fair if I complete the exam like everyone else."

>>2077497
>Then I accept this promotion, thank you Ko-sensei. I hope I can get your help to continue my training.

Deep bow as well, ninjas love them deep bows

>>2077497
What about Sasu and Kori?

Voting closed, you accepted it for the good of the Village.

Writing.

Can we still do the exam tourney before we get officially promoted?

>>2077547
This, I was really looking forward to the exam.

"If it's for the good of the Village, then I'll accept this Ko Sensei." You say, though you're slightly disappointed in the fact that you won't get to participate in the rest of the Exams now, and that means no friendly fight with Gaara. At least his dad should be less worried about you trying to kill him now...right? "But what's going to happen to the team now Sensei?"

Ko looks...he looks sad. "Depending on how the rest of the Exams go and if any of the other Genin pass, they'll be absorbed into other teams or get a new member added to theirs."

"What do you mean, their's?" Kori asks, stepping forward and looking at Ko with confusion. "It's our team Sensei....right?"

Ko is quiet, looking at the ground as you all wait for his answer. "I've been talking with the Hokage recently as well as....others," He frowns a bit there, but keeps going. "And I've decided to step down as leader of this team after the Exams."

"NO!" Kori shouts, tears starting to appear in her eyes. "Why are you leaving?! We want you to be our Sensei!"

"Kori," Ko says, crouching down a bit so that he's eye level with her. "I've not been the best Sensei to this group. I'm not around as much as I should be, I didn't teach...most of you as much as I should have. With a new, more experienced Sensei you'll be able to grow more and faster."

"Well maybe we wanna' grow just at the fucking rate we're at." Sasu says, frowning. He turns to you. "Hiki man, tell him he's talkin' nonsense!"

>Well
>Also be back as soon as possible, feel like I'm gonna' throw up."

>>2077567
>>2077547
>"There's also worry that you would make it near impossible for the other Genin to have a chance."

This is a little funny. But i think the Kazekage and the others would find this to be some kind of special treatment?

>>2077575
>"I do not think the Hokage would approve of this Sensei."

>>2077575
>"He is right tho"

>>2077575
>Do as Sasu said: "You are talking nonsense Ko-sensei. Besides we don't need a new teacher and also if you aren't around as much you can fix this it's never late to fix a mistake. Also say that we aren't around as much with our team."

>>2077599
>>2077589
I think Hiki is the least person to talk about being around the team.

>>2077575
>Susu and Kori seem to grow quite well under your tutelage, Sensei. Are you not out here today to teach them to be better? Do you not give your time to them like any other? If you believe that you do not teach enough, then teach more. Stopping altogether seems counter intuitive.

>>2077575
"So because you haven't been doing your best, you think you should quit? No Sensei, you're better than that! Think about where you failed and improve upon it!"

Okay, threw up a little and feel a bit better. Looks like w'ere in favor of telling Ko that he's talkin' crazy. Maybe even give him a talking down.

1d100...+5 since I think this would be pretty heartfelt from Hiki.

DC 77. Because Sevens.

>>2077575
>I'm not the most familiar with the team, honestly. If that's what sensei thinks is best.

Rolled 22 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077500

Ah, the more I know. Forgive me Hideo, I forgot Otacon

>>2077575

>Ko, you may think it's right. But do you think Sasu and Kori would want to lose you as their sensei?

>>2077643

Rollan

Rolled 68 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>2077643

Rolled 53 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643

Rolled 45 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643

Rolled 66 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643
nat 1 here

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2077643

>>2077653
You fucked up anon.

Failed.

Mmhmmmhhmmmm. Writing.

>>2077652
>>2077653
>>2077654
>>2077659
>>2077666

Damn, was hoping this would be a good redemption arc for Ko. Guess he's gonna go back to being Hiashi's errand boy.

>>2077678
I actually like this turn, maybe Ko can do some introspection and training on his own and not get rekt by a genin even if he is hiki

>>2077678
The dice seem to not like Ko very much.

>>2077692

Such is deserved by all who cuck

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"So because you think you haven't been doing your best, you're just going to quit?" You bark at Ko, frowning.

"Hiki!" Kori shouts, astonished at your anger. "Don-"

"No he's right," Sasu says, frowning right along with you. "Sensei's just mad that Hiki's been developing so much lately, even though he hasn't been around to train with the rest of us." He looks angry right now. "Were you that disappointed that me and Kori lost our matches in the Exams, but Hiki passed easily Sensei?"

Ko blinks, looking sad and hurt now. "Sasu, I didn't feel disappointment in either in you, you both showed how strong you've become since your graduation, and the opponents you faced were strong."

"But we still failed though, right?" Sasu says, now turning to look at you. "While you went and passed, leaving us behind again." Kori reaches out to gently put her hand on Sasu's shoulder, but he shrugs it off. "Just like every other damn time, you go off and do your own thing while the rest of us have to wonder what you're doing. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?" He shouts at you, shoving you aside as he walks off. "Now you get to be alone all you fucking want!"

"SASU WAIT!" Kori shouts, running after him while casting one more, sad glance back at you and Ko.

"...I've never felt anything but pride in your three." Ko says after a moment of silence. "This spar between you and me today, it was the last chance I had to try and teach you something, maybe part some wisdom on you." He looks at you with tears in his eyes. "But you don't need any wisdom from someone like me Hiki." He wipes his eyes. "Go and see the Hokage sometime this week, whenever you're ready, and he'll make the process official....and good luck Hiki." And with that Ko is gone, leaving you alone in the middle of a destroyed training field, by yourself.

"Well, that went great don't ya' think?"

Tesshin.

>What do?

>>2077738
>"...what did I do?"

>>2077738
Since Hiki's sad he should seek someone to make him feel better. Suzu or Taka

>>2077738
"I get promoted to Chunin, but I lose my team as a result. It doesn't feel right."

Go see Garra and talk to him about it.

>>2077738
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4 starts
>Walk away

>>2077738
>go find Taka and Suzu to ask what he did wrong

Damn you, Moon, making me feel things

These are the things Hiki can't punch, feels.

>>2077738
>>2077772
>see if we can make iron clones and force our feels into them, then punch the clones
really thought we should >>2077769

What is this pain in my chest? Why does it hurt?

>>2077738
dear god its like sinchu has Exalted level social attacks.

Ko got rekt.

>raise a feeble hand in his friends direction before realizing he doesnt know what to say to make it better. go speak with the hokage.

>>2077738
.....God damn dude
>I guess just go to Suzu or Taka for advice
apprpropriate music right here>>2077768

>>2077738
"What did i do? I don't understand."
Hiki is confused.

Come on Tensshi break the autism out of this boys head.

Also what are the chances that Sinchu will be our old team teacher now?

>>2077581
Same could be argued for Gaara

He kills Chuunin assassins all the fucking time and he's got a literal demon inside him he can release at will

Well, you have no idea where Taka is right now, but you know Suzu's at the bakery.

....

Roll me 1d5 to see who else is there. Taking Fifth roll.

>1. Choji
>2. Sasuke
>3. Kakashi and Sasuke
>4. Jiraiya(oh god)
>5. Kankuro(that fucker)

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2077797

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2077797

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2077797
>nb4 Kankuro ends up with a sympathetic ear and the best advice

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2077797

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2077797

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2077797

>>2077808
That's...actually not a bad roll, kakashi might have some decent advice or help for this

>>2077808
Heyyyy.

Alright writing.

>>2077811
Good idea anon

>>2077808

Hmm, you know what? This is fine

Kakashi's alright and sparring with Sasuke could be fun

>>2077814
Plus he'll totally get a kick out of us learning the chidori and creating a jutsu on top of it in under a few weeks, and by kick I mean flabbergasted

>>2077500
Google translate told me geek. I feel lied to.

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>Sasuke's face when Hiki gets a free Chunin promotion and is fucking SAD ABOUT IT!

>>2077830
otakus are geeks though
it's supposed to be insulting, baka gaijins are just bakas

>>2077808
Well would you look at that. Question is should we tell everything to Kakashi, even in front of Sasuke?

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At first you just stand there, pouting a bit as you kick up some dirt. Everything around your chest just sort of...aches. Like when Gaara's dad told you that you and his son couldn't hang out anymore. But it also makes your stomach feel tight, like when you found out mom and dad weren't coming home. You..."I hate this." You say, mostly to yourself.

"Yeah, feelings suck." Tesshin says, poking his head out. "You know what makes things better though?"

"...what?" You ask after a moment.

"Delicious bread."

You blink, still frowning but now less than before. "I...guess that would make me feel better. And I'd get to see Suzu...." You want a hug really bad right now.

It doesn't take you long before you arrive at the Iron Buns bakery, coming in through the front door you hear the ringing of the bell overhead and-Is that Kakashi and Sasuke?

"And here's a gallon of Strawberry Milk." Kakshi says, handing over a jug of the pinkish milk to your sister, who gladly takes it. "Again, sorry about what Naruto did...we cool?"

Suzu grins, rubbing her cheek against the outside of the jug as she sighs happily. "Yeah we're cool. Just make sure you keep a better eye on your students." She grins, wriggling her eyebrows at her masterful pun. Indeed, it was a good one. Kakashi is so blown away all he can do is stare at her in amazement. Your sister's awesome. And she just noticed you. "HIKI!" She shouts, tossing the milk into the back where you hear a loud crash with the sound of a cat running off. Why are there cats in the back? "How you doing today!?" She asks, leaning forward on the counter. You can see Sasuke gulp as he tries not to stare at her name tag-wait he's not staring at her name tag.

"Oh, hey Hiki." Kakashi says, waving at you. You wave back, the two of you just waving at each other for a few seconds before Kakashi finally stops. "Been busy lately, I've uh, heard some things from the Third about you lately." Kakashi looks quickly at Sasuke, who's too busy blushing around your sister to notice. "Was, uh, wondering if any of them were true."

>Well?
>Also do you or do you not wanna' let everyone currently here know about the Chunin Promotion?

>>2077843
>I guess they are, but I was wondering if I could ask your advice about a few things if you don't mind, my current sensei is a little... overwhelmed
Ask kakashi what he thinks about the promotion and letting people know, he's a prodigy as well after all

>>2077843
>Suzu doesn't like it when people stare at her breasts, Sasuke.
>Also, yes they are.
Seems pretty Hiki to me.

>>2077843
>Do you mean the promotion, or the chidori armor jutsu the hokage helped me develop?
>Also, Kakashi-san, you're a jonin, could I ask for your advice on something?
his input would help, plus inadvertently screwing with sasuke is funny

So Hiki vs Gaara in the exams aint gonna happen I think im gonna go cry now

>>2077843
Hug Suzu then
Suzu I made my friends upset and I don't know why or how to fix it.
Explain the promotion

>>2077843

>"What do you mean Kakashi-sensei?"

Also

>Yes

>>2077843
>"Yeah its true, he teached me this raiton techinque that sounds like birds, there is no use in keeping it as secret anymore since i'm getting promoted to chunin early"

>>2077857
Hue
Supporting this and >>2077853

>>2077843
My vote is shit. Supporting this anon.
>>2077853

>>2077853
Okay, this got the most support so it wins. We'll throw in >>2077857 because that's fucking funny.

Also
>Pull Kakashi aside and ask about the promotion
>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

Pick one.

>>2077893
>Pull Kakashi aside and ask about the promotion

>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
What's a social graces

>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

>>2077893
>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

>>2077893
Tell him in front of Sasuke and Suzu
I want to see Suzu's reaction

>>2077893

>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

Make it as casual as possible. No autism

>>2077893
>>Just ask him in front of Sasuke and Suzu

Asking in front of Sasuke and Suzu, is a go.

This'll be fun.

>>2077931
Sometimes i regret for Hiki's lack of social skills... and then when i read what you write it passes

>>2077931
So we're

>Throwing Sasuage under the bus
>Blowing Kakashi's mind at least once
>Making Sasuage realize just how inferior he is
>And making Suzu worry
>A lot
Did I miss anything?

>>2077954

>Making Suzu proud

>>2077954
Since Suzu will most likely hug us
>Making Sause jelly

>>2077958
>Making Suzu super proud upon being promoted to chunin
>Slightly less happy when she begins to realize her little brother will likely become a special jounin and her colleague in a matter of months, if even that
>Starts to feel weird at the thought that her 12 year old brother might make jounin and be her superior in the next year or two
Older sibling problems

>>2077972
>then start to worry because that means he will be put in even more dangerous mission

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"Suzu doesn't like it when people stare at her breasts Sasuke." You say, squinting your eyes at a bit at him. His reaction is satisfactory, as he starts stuttering and sweating, Suzu looking at him with a raised brow.

"I-I wasn't-SHUT UP!" Sasuke shouts, trying to stomp away before Suzu grabs him in for a hug.

"Awwww! Little Sasuke's growing up!" She squeals, giving him an extra firm hug. He tries to struggle out of it, but he'd have a better chance of making a sword out of a lightning than escape Suzu's clutches.

You turn to Kakshi, who's scootched a bit aways from his student. "About what you asked, I believe I know what you're referring to, and yes, it's true." You watch as Kakashi's eye widens, the Jonin scratching his head in confusion. "But moving on, there's something I wanted to talk to you about."

"Oh?" Kakashi asks, intrigued. "Hopefully it's not training, I'm already pretty tied up with Sasuke."

You shake your head. "No, it has to do with my Sensei, Ko." You sigh. "He's decided that he's no longer going to be the leader of our team. Someone else will be taking over."

Suzu drops her hold on Sasuke, a sad expression on her face. "Oh Hiki I'm so sorry."

Kakashi remains quiet, but listening, even as he helps Sasuke off the floor. "Hmmm, did he give a reason why?"

"He feels like he isn't bringing out our full potential, and with me being promoted to Chunin soon-"

"What?" Sasuke interrupts, shocked.

"I said I'm being promoted to Chunin soon." You say. "Ko, and apparently a few others have decided I have the skills required for such a promotion, and all I need to do now is talk to the Third to make it official."

You watch Sasuke's face change from surprise, to shock, to surprise again, and then...acceptance. "Tch, guess that makes sense. You always were five steps ahead of everybody else in the Academy." He stands up, walking over to you before offering you a fist bump, which you offer in kind. "It's a shame though, I really wanted to show off my Chidori technique to you in the Exams."

"Oh, I already learned that." You say, causing Sasuke to shout and Kakshi to rub his face. "And I also managed to improve upon it a bit, now I've learned to have it cover my whole body, like armor."

Rolled 10, 60, 76, 82, 34, 46, 18, 95, 64, 13 = 498 (10d100)

>>2077995
Sasuke just stares at you for a moment, before huffing and stomping away. "Right well, I'm gonna' learn to improve it too, I'm gonna'...I'm gonna' make a Chidori Blade!" He shouts, running out of the store full blast.

You turn to Kakashi, who's shaking his head now. "So Kakashi sir, do you think you could maybe talk to Sensei Ko about this. I don't want him to stop teaching Kori and Sasu, we all care about him too much."

"I'll try Hiki, but I can't make any promises." Kakashi says, starting to head outside. "One last thing though. If Ko decided to stop being a teacher to your three, it may be for reasons he's not telling you." He shrugs. "Just a thought." And with that he's gone, leaving you with Suzu who quickly wraps her arms around you fora hug.

"It's okay Hiki, it's okay." She keeps whispering to you.

Then why do you feel like it's not?

>Time skip time, one week.
>What's Sinchu doing with the brats.
>Also let's see how Karin and Naruto are doing.

>>2077997
82 & 95

Not bad.

>>2077997
>>What's Sinchu doing with the brats.

>>2077997
Sinchu is sending them out on missions

Each of these missions is a stupid elaborate prank as a big fuck you to aburame bitch and hyuga fuck boy

>>2077997
Researching potential summoning contracts to see which the kids would want. Also dragging Jiraiya into it since his fame secondarily comes from being a Toad Sage. At least I'm pretty sure it does.

>>2078008
Sinchu get off the computer.

>>2078010
That's a smart idea anon.

I mean it's not like I really fucking love Summons or anything.

Nope.

....

I love Summons.

>>2077997
Trying to teach Nart finer Chakra control, upping Hinata's stamina, and giving Karin a few techniques to work on.

>>2077997
Refine their chakra control by scalleting with their hands tied up in a vertical drop mountain

>but his spider summon made a safe net with her web so it's okay.

>>2078015
How'd you like Nerscylla? I can't wait to see them in Monster Hunter World, they're my favorite monster.

>>2078019
Nerscy is adorable.

>>2077997

Ahhhh, Sasuke in denial. Feels good man. Anyways

>What's Sinchu doing with the brats.

This anon has a good idea >>2078016

>>2078030
>>2078016
Alright then, this wins.

Taking a short, 30 minutes break, need some food.

GET READY GUYS!

Actually make that an hour, I'm trying my hand at some Rigatoni Curry with Chicken Meatballs and spicy tomato chunks.

>>2078088
Fancy

Man. So we don't get to fight in the tournament now?

That's a bummer...

>>2078089
It's really not, I just had a bunch of left overs and decided "Fuck it".

Hopefully it tastes good.

>>2078114
Who knows, you might have to put some idiot in his place for trying to attack someone early or after after you said the match is over.

>>2078121
>you might have to put some idiot in his place for trying to attack someone early or after after you said the match is over.
Is Hiki the exam proctor?

>>2078121
>after you said the match is over.

wait what? Also since we become a chuunin we should go learn more about genjutsu with Anko.

>>2078131
What a twist.

>>2078132
>>2078131
Oh right I forgot.

Kind of spoiled the surprise there.

Oooooops.

Oh well, more time with Anko will be my way of asking for forgiveness.

>>2078132
Oh yeah, we will need to know at least some to become a jonin.

Hiki Style: Snake Tetsugan.

>>2078136
Hiki is gonna hype the shit out of his friends fights

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>>2078137
Hiki Style: Snake in the Grass

Aight i'm back. Writing. Curry Pasta's nearly done anyways.

>>2078121

Well. Unless Hiki spoke with the Third off screen I suppose it may still be possible to delay Hiki's promotion until after the Exams conclude...

If we do accept the position of Chunin, the prospect of being cheated out of a fight with Hiki may drive Gaara to go full-on Konoha Crush 2.0: Electric Boogolu (Now in Stores)...

>>2078208
>Boogolu
It's spelled Boogaloo.

>>2078216

...

Shush. You saw nothing...

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>You are-
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?"
>...you're Sinchu

"I asked you a question runts!" You shout, using a megaphone you...found while shopping over the last week. It really does make shouting at your precious little youngsters that much easier.

"Urgh, go to hell Sinchu!" Naruto shouts at you, currently trying to run up a moving a waterfall only to keep falling back over and over again. It's honestly pretty funny.

"Watching you fail is my hell Naruto!" You shout back. Hmm, now how's Hinata doing. "Hey Princess, not gettin' tired already are we?"

"N-no sir." She whimpers at you as she jumps from bamboo shoot to bamboo shoot. You may have given her a couple weight bands that weigh a few...hundred pounds. Heheheheh. "I-I'll keep trying!"

You nod. "Here that Naruto! Hinata's not complaining at all! Be more like her and less like...uh, you!" You pause. "Scratch that, believe in the you that Hinata believes in!"

"What the hell does that mean?!" Naruto shouts, once against falling in to the water.

"I don't know, I think I saw it in an anime once. Anyways shut up and keep working." God you're good at this. Now for the red haired girl, Karin, who's currently sitting right beside you. "HEY KARIN!" You shout, nearly blasting the girl backwards. "Gonna' teach you some pretty fly fuckin' Jutsu's, you up for it?"

She adjusts her glasses, glaring at you the whole time. "If it means I get to do something besides focus my Chakra all day, then yeah."

Awesome. You're awesome....now what to teach her?

>Well?

I'm imagining Hiki proctoring the fight between Sakura and Garra.

"Okay, now before we begin, I've heard some people worry that this particular match may end in unnecessary maiming or bloodshed. So I wish to ask that Sakura not takes things too far and cause unnecessary harm. Garra, if she tries to go too far, I'll step in and stop the fight."

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>>2078228
Now I have.

>>2078233
Scapel jutsu

Also uteach her some ninpou like oil jutsu and other non-element jutsu. Like the rooftile shuriken

>>2078233
Wait, did we ever figure out her chakra nature? Or Hinata's and Naruto's?

>>2078242

No! Anon you have me ruined! Ruined!

...

But seriously, what Jutsu should we teach to young Karin here? Can we just make one up, provided it is feasible?

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>>2078268
le master trollz xD

>>2078260
No.

>>2078256
Ya'll taught them the Scalpel jutsu, or a variation of it.

>>2078268

What about a jutsu that lets the user make multiple actions at once, provided that the actions don't require the user to move more than half a meter away from the original?

A jutsu like that might be more fitting for Hinata now that I think of it...

>>2078233

Teach Karin the great fireball jutsu. Or just the fireball either one

>>2078284
Shit.

Uhh... let's just go with roof tile shuriken then. We can put figuring out their natures on the list of shit to do.

>>2078268
Teach her some sense jutsu? Since i guess she was good at it. Or maybe some sound genjutsu.

>>2078295
What about teachi g the roof tile shuriken AND the upgrade version of it the homing rooftile shuriken?

>>2078287
>>2078284

How about a jutsu that allows the user to carry the force of their strikes across wide distances?

Roof Tile Jutsu it is.

1d100+5 since she's easy to teach.

DC 80

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078303

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078303

Rolling...

>>2078304
.....
Well this should be fun.

Rolled 43 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078303
>>2078304
Easy to teach. Yeah.

>>2078308
She fucks up and hits Naruto right on the noggin.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2078233

Rolled 82 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078303
>>2078303
It's not done yet! YEAHHHHHHHH

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>>2078304
>Me at myself

>>2078308

>>2078304
>>2078311


We passed and get a crit fail? Interesting...

Rolled 73 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078303

Sticky Tar no jutsu

Creates a field of sticky oil usually just enough to slow down higher level ninja very slightly. A ninja of academy rank though would find it near impossibly to get out of this sticky trap, a gennin would probably have much difficulty but eventually find a way out.

Mmmmkay, writing.

>>2078319
Sucess with consequences? This should be funny.

Wait guys. Does any of this kids know The Body Flicker technique? This shit should be know by all of then.

>>2078323
I hope she nails Sinchu right in the boingloings. He has a brief image of children he could have had with Bug Bitch, and then they slowly evaporate as his ability to breed is destroyed.

Well, not really, but it is the worst nut shot he's ever had.

>>2078331

No Hiashi, she catches Naruto on fire and she has to use her Uzumaki bitch strength to slam Sinchu onto him to put out the burning Naruto

She accidently makes harem no jutsu with ole menny.

"Roof Tile Shuriken Jutsu." You declare happily, feeling proud of yourself for being willing to teach such a high level Jutsu to the girl.

"That sounds stupid." Karin says, cutting deep into your soul. "Sounds like you just wanna' throw stuff at me."

"WRONG!" You shout, smacking Karin over the head with a paper fan. God you're so cool. "The Roof Tile Shuriken Jutsu is a wonderfully useful technique! Watch and be amazed!" You stand up, looking around excitedly till you realize you're in the woods, hence no roof tiles. "Uh....shit."

"Now what?" Karin says, a little too smugly for your tastes.

"WE IMPROVISE!" You point down at the tiny rocks and pebbles below your feet. "Rocks are sort of like roof tiles."

"No they aren't."

"Shut up. Okay now watch closely." You perform the basic hand seals, which there are a lot of them, and soon you're flinging rocks and pebbles all around you, hitting trees and...well more trees. Kind of sucks that you're in the middle of the woods doing this.

"Huh." Karin says, looking at you with intrigue. "I guess that is kind of useful. Like this?" She brings her hands together, mimicking you to a tee and then....Then you have a rock jump up and hit you right in the junk.

"Shiiiiiiiiiit!" You should, falling to your knees and gripping your sore balls. Why you?

"Hey, that was kind of fun!" Karin shouts, doing the hand signs again...and causing another rock to hit you right in the baby makers.

"Ahhhhhh!" You can see a flash of light, almost as if heaven itself was opening up, and when the clouds part and God pokes his face out...he looks like Ko. "Oh fuckin'-AHHHH!" Another rock to the junk, Karin snickering at your paint. That little. "ENOUGH!" You shout, jumping up and dodging the next attack. "Think you can just go around smackin' dudes in the nuts huh?"

"Yes." Karin says, grinning.

>What do?

>>2078337
How do you ignite someone with Roof Tile Jutsu?

I mean, having her use her Uzumaki-autism to slam Sinchu into a flaming fox-boy is a hilarious idea, but how?

>>2078365
Roof Tile her right back in the cooter. Turnabout is fair play, and it'll give her some respect for a person's naughty bits

Trust me, my wife says it hurts like a bitch, even on ladies, just not as bad as men.

>>2078365
Compliment her striking at a enemies weak point is what a ninja should do.

She never got a good compliment from her team so this will completely disarm her.

>>2078365
>Alright Karin, new plan since I found out why your old team didn't like you and you have no friends.. You're a massive bitch that decides to be a bitch to everyone at the first possible opportunity. I'll need some help though, so we're going to go get my sister Suzu since she's the nicest person ever and we're going to get the bitch out of you. Or beat it out, if we have to.

>>2078365
>Angry ANBU noises

>>2078381
*and why you have no friends.

>>2078379
>>2078380

Supporting a combination of these...

>>2078381
-1

>>2078365
>>2078380
+1,
but steal her glasses to give her the 3_3 eyes

>>2078365
.....
>special tetsu big sibling style: IRON WET WILLIE NO JUTSU

Compliment and attacking back is a go.

2d100
1st DC is 80 for the Compliment, to see if she honestly believes you.
2nd DC is 50 to strike back.

>>2078390
>he thinks negative votes exist
She needs to stop fucking people over as soon as she can if she wants friends, man.

Rolled 8, 86 = 94 (2d100)

>>2078393

Rolling...

Rolled 14, 33 = 47 (2d100)

>>2078393

Rolled 39, 68 = 107 (2d100)

>>2078393

Rolled 72, 21 = 93 (2d100)

>>2078393
Big brother mode activate

Rolled 30, 52 = 82 (2d100)

>>2078393

>>2078397
>>2078398
>>2078399
>>2078400
>>2078401
Well, you struck back, compliment is no.

Guys I'm getting really dizzy and it's hard to concentrate right now, taking an hour break to clear my head.

>>2078401
>>2078400
>>2078399
>>2078398
>>2078397
Dam we are terrible at the social rolls today uh?

You mean to tell me Sinchu has no talky skill, it's just a flat roll?

>>2078413
I think you should just end the session if you're really feeling this bad. I wouldn't want you to make it worse.

Not gonna lie, I'm really glad Ko's finally being pushed out of the spot. He wasn't around much, and a lot of the time he was being really creepy about Hinata. Like, pedophilia levels of creep. The times he wasn't doing that he was pretty much being a butt monkey with bug puss lady.

That he didn't do his job very well, and never really communicated with or imparted life lessons on the team didn't help.

>>2078430
I just want Sinchu to become our team jounin so he can show Ko how a real teacher does it.

>>2078430
honestly Hotaru (?) was MUCH more of a bitch about than Ko was.

I mean i dont blame the guy for wanting hot bug puss. Its just ironic that Ko will succeed at Sinchus ambitions while sinchu succeeds at his.

bonus points if Sinchu saves hinatas life during the krush

>>2078430
The fact that Hiki can't get the words in his heart out to the team isn't helping either, feeling that the reason Kori got injured was his fault, and that he came to train today so they could all be a team and actually do stuff together.

>>2078441
Hahahahhahaha, he'll be more focused on getting a new scooter with his next paycheck.

Yeah I just think it's best if we call it a night right now. I am not feelin' well at all.

We'll try to pick up same time tomorrow. Sorry guys.

>>2078447
also it was heavily implied that Ko is dropping the team to fuck bug puss 24/7, be hiashis bitch, and kowtow to Hinata.

the last isnt so bad, but the dude REALLY needs to learn to be more forthright

a trait sinchu has in spades, unless hes trying to compliment a girl for slamming rocks into his nads.

I also love how what the Third asked Sinchu about before is manifesting itself here. Sinchu enjoys teaching. Seems to be his calling. He gets to seem awesome, boss around babby ninja, and still have the option to take on other missions once in a while. He's a natural with younger kids, as we saw that one time.

>>2078471
He also seem pretty good in teaching Naruto. Which is a challange in itself.

>>2078447
I agree with her being a bitch. After Sinchu doing illegal shit for her and ruining his bike, she goes on to tell the noble that he's a shit. That was fucked up. Even if he failed all the seduction rolls, and was an ass, he was always a likeable ass. That she would not only talk shit behind his back like that, but do it to the person his clan NEEDS to impress is extremely fucked.

So yeah, I agree that she's worse. I'm just saying that Ko wasn't much of a character outside of a) creepin on Hinata and b) being the additional insult to injury in any scene with what'sherface.

Outside of that he did nothing and was absolutely no help. Pretty much the only reason people wrote in things to support him is they either wanted him to be less shit or they didn't want Hiki to be a dick.
>>2078453
See, I think that's the kind of shit he could have helped with. Hiki's an autistic child, why the fuck is the onus on him to resolve these communication issues instead of the jounin? It should be pretty obvious he felt that way, and even if it wasn't, why didn't Ko have a sit down with them after they were better to talk this out? One of their team nearly dies and is almost horribly scarred for life, and we hear nothing else even hinted about it.

Fact is, he's a shitty teach and an even shittier responsible adult. Whatever he tried to teach our teammates offscreen had no effect on their fight, and he never even said he was proud of them.

>>2078458
It's okay moon. See you tomorrow.

Going too far ahead of your team to become a chunin is bad for the team dynamic, being a chunin on your team may seem like the right choice, but your other teammates will just resent you and competitive infighting amongst the team will occur. The best way to go about this is to deny the position of chunin, and to keep doing missions with your team until you are all proven capable enough to be chunin.

Okay I'm back, gonna' try and write up again. May be a bit slow.

So i think when Hiki goes to talk to the hokage, he should tell him about this little situation.

Probably decline the offer for now until he has more missions under his belt and a bit more maturity.

>>2078644
Yeah, I'm gonna agree. We like our teammates, and getting to compete like this is a once-in-your-lifetime thing. Imagine if you were 3 months from graduating high school, already looking into getting your cap and gown, and someone walked up and handed you a diploma? It'd be silly to skip out on an important event like that, even if there were still final exams and the ceremony is a formality.

"Heh, not bad Karin," You say, standing up while cupping your aching nuts in one hand. Little bitch is a quick learner, that's for sure. "Going for the enemies weak spots is clever."

"Uh huh," Karin says, performing the Jutsu once more. You barely dodge out of the way of an incoming pebble, aimed right for your pecker that time. "Next you're gonna' tell me how much potential I got and that as long as I believe in myself, I can reach great heights." She frowns, and another rock comes flying at you, missing you by a pubic hairs length!

"Jeez, alright fine, you fuckin' suck!" You shout, cartwheeling out of the way before grinning. "Now have a taste of my Jutsu!" God that sounded dirty. You perform the Roof Tile Shuriken Jutsu, sending not one, not two, but fifteen rocks and pebbles at Karin. The little girl doesn't have any time to dodge before she's pelted by the tiny stones. Luckily they didn't break anything, but she's gonna' have some bruises tomorrow, that's for sure. "Give up kid?"

"Grrrrrr!" Karin growls at you, eyes the color of fire behind those glasses of hers. Uh oh. "FUCK YOU!" She shouts, and before you know it a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.

"Oh boy." You leap up, avoiding the strike from the chain. Of course then it begins to follow you, fuck! "Shitshitshit!" You shout, leaping out of the way over and over again as the chain strikes out, Karin still growling and chasing after you as well the whole time. Naruto's stopped his water fall climbing and is just laughing his ass off at your predicament, while Hinata looks worried.

"S-sir do you want us to help you?" Hinata asks, porbably as meekly as possible.

"Heh! Ya', want us to bail ya' out there Sinchu?" Naruto asks, grinning like the little fuck he is.

"N-no need students!" You shout, flipping out of the way once more. "Your beloved teacher has this, behold!" You reach into your pocket, pulling out Nerscylla's scroll before summoning her. The giant twelve foot spider looks around in confusion, a small bath towel wrapped around her face as well as one wrapped up on her head.

"Wh-EEEEK!" The spider notices the students, then tries to cover her modesty with two of her legs before scampering off. "My purity's been seen!" She shouts, rushing into the forest to hide.

"Goddammmit Nerscy!" You shout, shaking your fist at your spider before the chain smacks you in the face, sending you straight into the river. Hmmm. You frown, crossing your arms and just acting pissed, while still underwater. How to deal with this girl? Obviously she's got some social problems, if what you heard what her teammates were like were true.

>What do?

>>2078658
Ya'll don't have to accept this right now, if you wanted to wait till after the tourney, I'm sure the 3rd would understand.

Besides, he's got a small problem right now that you could help out with.

>>2078616

Alright. Please don't push yourself too hard though...

>>2078664
I told you guys, but you didn't listen.

Take her to Suzu to see if she can help her stop being a douche.

>>2078664
There's gotta be a limit to how long that chain gets. Lead it into knots around trees and rocks until she runs out of energy. This can be training too! She'll learn her limit and we'll learn exactly how well she can control this thing.

>>2078683
Suzu would actually be a good call.

As for stopping the chain attack: Iron skin, walk up to her and tell her to cut it out with a light chop on the top of the noggin.

>>2078685

Support...

Alright then, looks like ya'll wanna' get semi-serious.

1d100+5
DC 65.

Good luck.

Rolled 57 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078726

Rolled 65 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078726

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078726

Rolling...

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078726

Rollan

>>2078731
>>2078733
>>2078734
>>2078738
Ya'll passed, but I need one more roll.

Rolled 42 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2078726
Incoming the 1.

Alright then, it's party time!

> "FUCK YOU!" She shouts, and before you know it a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.

> a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.

Swiggity swooty...

>>2078733
>>2078731
Well look at Sinchu sundely becoming serious.

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>>2078777
Stop it anon she's 12.

>>2078777

>Ellipsesnon is a pedophile confirmed

Karin continues to look at the river, waiting impatiently for you to resurface before shrugging. "Guess he's scared of-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q

You slowly rise out of the water, completely covered in iron like the coolest fucking Sentai Hero you know, Metal Man! Defender of Metal! You point a finger at Karin. "Oi! Don't go thinkin' you're hot shit just because you can use your chest to knock guys around, chicks have been doing that for thousands of years!"

"How the fuck are you floating up?" Naruto asks, staring at you in disbelief.

You point down at the turtle you're standing on. "Gamara." You hop off, watching as the turtle nods to you before spinning off, no doubt there are children who need help.

"What?!" Naruto ask. "What is this, Dragon Ball?"

"Enough references!" You shout, stepping forward and watching as Karin backs up a bit. "Karin, let's see if you can pull that chain bullshit on me again."

She frowns. "Alright fine!" Karin shouts, the chain coming out of her chest now striking forward, heading right to wards you.

But this time you're ready.

"Hup!" You back flip over the chain before landing on it with grace. "Strike 1." You say, wagging your finger at Karin. You feel the chain go taught and leap off just as it comes at you from behind, this time landing on top of Naruto's head and pushing the kid under the water a bit. "Strike two." You tease, jumping up again so as to dodge and so that Naruto doesn't drown, that'd be bad. "C'mon Karin, I thought you were havin' an easy time doing this before?"

"SHUT UP!" She shouts, now practically causing the chain to just whip about frantically. Hinata takes to the trees with Nerscy, hiding in fear at Karin's insane power. "Shutupshutupshutupshutup!"

"Nope." You say, sliding forward and under the chain till you're right in Karin's face. "Sinchu Style: Knock to the Noggin!" You tap the girl on the head, knocking her out instantly and causing the chain to slowly recede back into her chest. You turn to look at Naruto, who's busy coughing up some water, and Hinata, who's peeking at you from behind some trees. You give them some thumbs up. "Pretty cool right guys?"

"You nearly drowned me!" Naruto shouts, pulling himself onto land.

"Nearly being the key word here buddy. Nearly."

"So, finally begun the process of killing the students huh?" You turn around, seeing Jiriaya kneeling besides Karin and poking her with a stick. "Took care of my stuff early today, so now we can get into some serious training." He looks up, noticing Hinata and...and your giant spider friend Nerscy. "...picked up a few more Sinchu?"

>How do you respond?

>>2078838
Point at Nart
>They followed him

>>2078838
>A couple, but now that the famed toad sage is here, we can start on making summoning contracts. I think they can do well with them too, they all have good chakra reserves, especially these two and their ridiculous amounts of it.

>>2078797
>>2078785

> A 'giant giant' bursts out of Karin's chest and 'comes barreling towards' Sinchu's ass

I don't think I could make the joke could be more obvious without painstakingly spelling it out for you. Are you two are being intentionally dense?

...

> "Turns out I'm pretty fucking awesome at this teaching thing. Which isn't much of a surprise cause, you know, I'm awesome at everything. So I figured why not let a few more youngsters benefit from my sage tutorage?"

>>2078859

My bad. 'Tutorage' should be 'Tutelage'...

>>2078838
>Well, some guy was talking smack about Naruto, one think led to another and I promised to take Hinata for some illegal gambling.
>But now that you're here, we can teach them about summoning contracts!
Also introduce Nerscy. Maybe console our students because they won't have nearly as good a summoning partner.

>>2078838
"She wanted to learn, and I can't say no to kids that need guidance! Besides, if she wants even a shot at taking my little bro down, she needs the help. I respect you a ton, Toad Sage, but Hiki could likely punch YOU out. Without jutsu."

>>2078838
Actually Nercy is my animal partner. The Hyuuga princess came more to droll on Naruto. She obviously has a crush on him but the girl is way to timid.

>>2078865
It's funnier if Sinchu says Tutorage so I'm sticking with that.

Okay the, writing.

>>2078838

>"One wanted to come, another I conscripted. I think you can figure them out."

>>2078859

>Implying you can be funny

>>2078874
Well when it's with Karin and Naruto it's a tutor rage.

>>2078882
"You summoned a little girl?"
"...."

>>2078889
No i ain't Takahiro. But Taka doesn't need a summon scroll for that.

>>2078889
"That would imply I could summon bigger girls. And if that were a thing, you'd have already found it and become the Boob Sage instead."

"Actually they just sort of came along on their own, I'm just that cool it seems." You smile, wiping your nose because that's what people in anime's do. "Some punk bitch, who I won't name, was talkin' shit about Naruto here, so I convinced Hinata to come along with us because that person, who I won't named but is a punk ass bitch, wasn't a good fit for her obviously. Besides, I figured why not let a few more kids benefit from my awesome tutorage?"

"It's tutelage." Jiraiya corrects you, waking Karin up.

"Well with the red head and Naruto it's more like tutor rage." You mumble, watching as Karin sits up, looks around, and then glares at you. "Mornin'." You say, grinning at her.

"Okay then," Jiraiya stands up, looking at Nerscy as she comes over with Hinata. "Reckon your Sinchu's summon then. Which means he explained the basic principals and stuff to the rest of you about Summoning Contracts right?" They all nod. Jiraiya smiles. "Good, then this makes the next part easier."

Jiraiya pulls out a small scroll, unrolling it before using that to summon two large scrolls like the one of his back. "Naruto, I've already decided that I'm gonna' hook you up with a contract for the Toads, but you two," He points to Hinata and Karin. "Get a choice of what you want between these. The Beetles or the Bears."

"Hey, how come I don't get to choose?" Naruto complains, and get a quick chop to the face from Jiraiya for his troubles.

"Because I said so. Now ladies," Jiraiya grins, wringing his hands together with a smile. "Which of these contracts would you like?"

"What if we don't want a contract?" Karin says, frowning.

"Then you're an idiot." Jiraiya says, causing Karin to frown some more. "A summon is a valuable aspect to any ninja, and they'd be a great help in battle to you."

"Uh, mister Sinchu," Hinata tugs on your sleeve, kind of ruining it but whatever. "Which one do you think I should choose?"

>Hmmmm
>Well?

>>2078912

I'd say get Hinata the bear one

>>2078912
Huh, Defense summon or HP tank.

I guess it would come down to if she can stand being around beetles a lot.

>>2078912

> Beetle

Not sure how either would benefit Hinata, but Bear seems more befitting of Karin...

>>2078912
You have a Aburame in your team don't you Hinata? Why don't you go with the beetles? They seem to fit more with your personality. If i'm mistaken beetles do essentialy what you asked before a way to stop a enemy without hurting then. They absorv a enemy chakra and beetles a super cool!

>>2078912
Beetles for Hinata.

>>2078931
High defense because of the carapace and still has it's horns.

>inb4 Hinata summons Horn Driller.

>>2078912
>Beetles are cool
And bear for Karin, how ironic

Beetles for Hinata, Bear for Karin.

Let's go.

>>2078960
And frog for Naruto. Girl is already weak to wibd due to her lightning nature and now even her summon is eaten by the summon of the boy she likes.

>>2078960
And of course since Sinchu is Sinchu he should make a comment how Hinata's summon and Naruto's summon fit well together.

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"Beetles would probably provide ya' with some extra defense, plus they're freakin' awesome." You stop, looking at an expectant Nerscy. "Though not as cool as spiders." You turn to Karin. "Yo Karin, you got any experience with bears?"

"...your little brother kicked ones head off to save me once." She says.

"Huh, well okay then."

"I-I'll take the beetle contract then." Hinata says, stepping forward and kneeling down in front of it. She bites her thumb, pressing it against the paper before signing her name. Immediately a puff of smoke appears and....two beetles show up?

Red and Blue beetles stand in front of you, both of them coughing up a storm as they look around, their eyes focused on Hinata. "Hey," The red one says, stepping forward. He's about half Hinata's size. "What's the big ideal, summoning us in the middle of dinner?"

"Yeah," The blue one says, also stepping forward. "That was rude ya' know?"

"I-I'm sorry!" Hinata says, bowing down. "I didn't m-mean to interrupt your meal. I promise I'll make it up to you!"

The two beetles look at each other, then shrug. "Uh," the red one says. "Naw it's all good kid, we were just teasin' ya'."

"Yeah," The blue one says. "Don't take it so seriously."

"So uh, who are you guys?" You says, looking over the beetles. Hmm, they look kind of cool. Not as cool as Nerscy though.

The red one jerks a thumb at himself. "I'm Hon."

"And I'm Pinsa!" The blue one says. "We're what you call Shinobeetles."

Oh god that's terrible. Hinata seems to like them though, by the way she's taring at them. "Karin, you wanna' take a crack at it?" You ask the girl.

>>2079023
Dam they are cool. But Nercy is cooler.

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>>2079023
The girls frowns, but kneels down and does the same as Hinata did. A second later a puff of smoke appears and a tiny bear shows up, chewing on a leaf and looking irritated. "What the hell do you want?"

Karin frowns some more. "Hey, maybe I don't want anything jackass, maybe I just summoned you for shits and giggles."

The bear frowns, jumping up till his nose is pressed up against Karin's. "Name's not jackass, it's Ashi bitch, learn some manners before I smack you upside the head!"

"I'd like to see you try asshole!" Karin shouts back. Oh joy, they're arguing with one another. Surely this can only make things easier for you.

Jiraiya steps up beside you. "Hey, got some more news about that Hidan guys partner." He pauses, looking over the kids before continuing. "Turns out he may already be in the Village."

Shit. "Well, that sucks. What now?"

"Two things I can think of. One is you go out and look for him, while I stay here and watch the kids, or I go and you stay with them."

"What if I come up with an even better idea Master?" You ask.

Jiraiya looks at you for a moment, before sighing. "Then I guess do that, honestly I don't care. But one of us needs to watch Naruto in case that guys comes for him."

>What do?

>>2079023
Beetles running in terror from an enamored Nerscy trying to put them in little clothes when?

>>2079054
Well soon, now that you've mentioned it.

>>2079023

>Hinata summoned the power ranger beetles

This went better rhan expected. Should also tell Karin

>"Quick clarification. Hiki's my cousin, not my little brother."

>>2079050

We should get the Triplets to watch over them. Sinchu and Jiraya can go together then

>>2079050
>The Third has tutored Hiki a little bit lately, maybe we could have him watch them for a bit and we both try to find him? He might not have secret stuff to do, so all he really has to do is try and teach them some life lessons or just have them stay in the hokage building, whatever it's called.

>>2079071

Support...

>>2079065
The Triplets is a terrible idea. They're barely better than Chuunin, and while Sinchu doesn't know exactly HOW strong Hidan's partner (assuming they send one dude, there were 3 others with the guy) is, it's easy to assume that this isn't an ordinary Missing-nin.

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>>2079065
Yes! push it to the triplets!

>>2079065
>>2079080
Triplets

>>2079071
>>2079074
Goddamn Hiki

Tied up

>>2079078
IIRC it's known that the only people who are part of the Akatsuki are S-Class missing-nin, which are considered to be as powerful as Kage.

>>2079082
Hiki vote here

>>2079082

Could we do both?

>>2079087
You could yes.

>>2079082
I'll throw a vote for the triplets, they're actual jounin, I think.

>>2079087
Actually, both would be even better

>>2079088
I'm for doing both them. The triplets can help Hiruzen and/or the ANBU wrangle them.

>>2079088

Then I'm going for it

>>2079089
Special jonin, each specializes in one of Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, and Genjutsu

>>2079089
Special jonin. Instead of being great at everything, they're only great at one thing.

>>2079088
Vote for both then, start gathering the cavalry

Triplets and Hiki to watch after the others while you and Jiraiya hunt for an Akatsuki wins.

Writing and then that'll be it for tonight.

>>2079082
Triplets!

>>2079101
It's at this point I realize you thought I was talking about Hiki instead of the Third. I'm sorry I'm retarded.

>>2078664
>before you know it a giant fucking giant just shoots out of her chest, and comes barreling to wards your ass.
Please keep the giant fucking giant away from our ass.

Actually, you do have an idea. "We could use my cousins." You say. Jiraiya gives you a look, one you've seen from Susumu plenty of times. "Chill, they're all competent. The triplets are Special Jounin in each of the three Jutsu's, and Hiki's been receiving mad training from the Third, little dude's a prodigy."

"And you think it's a smart idea to have them be the ones watching after Naruto with an S-Rank Missing Nin running around?" Jiraiya says, again giving you that look.

You nod. "I believe in them, they're no push overs that's for sure."

Jiraiya sighs. "Fine, but if anything happens it's on you." He stretches a bit, then starts to head over to the kids, Karin's busy fighting with her summon while Nerscy tries to make some clothes for the Beetle Bro's. "Go and get your family, I'll stay here and watch the kids till ya' get back."

Righteous.

>End.
>Hope ya'll had fun.
>Any quesitons?

>>2079115

> You mentioned you felt sick earlier. Are you doing okay?

> When should we expect the next session?

>>2079128
I'm alright, just sick is all.

Well, you'll be playing as Hiki next time, so that should be fun.

Also expect some YOUTH with Taka and Lee.

And Susumu is...well you'll see.

>>2079115
Is Nercy going to try and clothe the little bear too?

>>2079115

Good run Moonman

Does a contract with Iron exist?

Will Hinata end up getting back at Karin whenever Hiki and the twins come for them?

You doing alright man? What's gotten you sick?

>>2079140
No, he has fur.
>>2079142
Nope
For what?
Eh.

>>2079115
>Are you feelling better?
>What is Karin's and Naruto's opinion about Sinchu?
>what about Hinata?

Also i just realized that we just putted a bunch of Tetsu protecting one of the Hyuuga clan princess. lol

>>2079147

Alright then, good to know

I may be remembering things wrong but didn't Karin tease Hinata over her crush on ramen bro?

>>2079147
For Karin's crush on Hiki. Also Hiki will love the shit out of her bear summon. She will live it too.

>>2079147
Ooh, we could reward our little killer children with authentic spider silk clothes and accessories like scarves and shit. I bet even the Hyuga would be impressed by clothes made of that.

>>2079155

I am pretty sure Moon said at the end of the last session that she hadn't caught on yet...

>>2079148
Meh
Naruto still thinks you're the coolest, but Karin kind of doesn't see the allure.
Hinata thinks you're terrifying.
>>2079155
>>2079157
Guys it's Hinata, she's already forgotten abouti t.

>>2079163
What were Kakashi and Sause thinking after seeing Hiki?

>>2079163
>Naruto still thinks you're the coolest
Eh he's pretty cool to. Not as cool as Sinchu but still pretty descent.

>Karin kind of doesn't see the allure.
SHE WILL LEARN!

>Hinata thinks you're terrifying.
As it should be.

>>2079163

>Ramen bro still thinks Sinchu is the coolest

Bless the little Aryan traffic cone

>Guys it's Hinata, she's already forgotten about it.

True. Still makes me a bit sad that we won't see cheeky Hinata at least for a moment.

>>2079171

> Referring to Hinata as an it

I didn't realize that Sinchu was so callously prejudiced towards the Hyuugas as a whole...