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>>2053633
Best girl :^)

>>2053643

You're welcome for that

>>2053643
I both hate and love that that's a thing now.... I kind of want Hiki/madara weird sexual attraction mid fight by shippuden, it'd be hilarious

Now then, some important information for those who don't feel like rereading all of the shit that went down last time.
>Taka and Hanabi are gonna' help ol' Lee out so he can use Chakra
>Susumu, Inoichi, and Tsume are busy messing with Kiba so they can test out a VR world Genjutsu
>Hiki wanted to hold fingers with Gaara, but his dad said no. Also Tesshin is teaching him some moves from OG Dragon Ball. Four Witches Technique.
>Sinchu is being Ramen bros with Nart, helping train him and surprisingly Karin, while at the same time guarding him from the possible incoming Akatsuki.

So then....
>It's the very next day, day 2 of the month long wait till the next part of the Chunin Exams....
>How is Taka helping Lee out?

>>2053666
>Helping him realign his chakra lines
I'd say do it by having him use up all his chakra, then try to have him readjust his lines before the "well" of chakra comes back

>>2053666
Let's take Lee to some Medical Ninja and see what they can make of it. Maybe even the Third, this seems like something he'd be concerned about.

>>2053666
>Rapid, Nonstop, Dickpunches

>>2053666

He's trying figure out the chakra lines problem with the help of some medinins

Nice trips Satan

>>2053696
I do it all for you Chaos.

>>2053354
>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItsoBADVIA

>>2053682
>>2053696
Hey guess what, this wins yo.

Alright then.

....

Rolling for Medic-Nin.

Ya'll give me some 1d100's
DC 70, hope you guys luck out. Maybe someone cool will be there as well.

Rolled 35, 98, 21, 41, 76 = 271 (5d100)

>>2053722
Shit, forgot the dice.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2053722
>someone cool
That kid with a backwards cap and skateboard?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2053722
I DONT NEED NO LUCKY LUCK.

WITNESS ME!

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2053722

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2053722

>>2053727
>>2053730

Dice gods dont want Lee to have cakra.
This is truth

>>2053741
still got one last roll though

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2053722

>>2053742
>>2053743

GG no lee

>>2053741
>Dice gods dont want Lee to have cakra.
They're afraid he'll be too OP. They don't want him to kick Madara's ass right as she shows up.
Lee x Madara OTP

>>2053725
>>2053726
>>2053727
>>2053730
>>2053743
Awww, I guess you guys don't like Lee enough. Shame. You should've posted pictures of YOUTH.

Oh well, good news is the Medi-Nin who WAS there is helpful. Writing.

At least we're just getting the bad rolls out of the way at the start. right?

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>>2053753
Y-youth?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2053772
Fugg

>>2053780
dear god, and some anons still say tg/qst dice are a meme, pssst

Rolled 11 (1d100)

You guys aren't youthfull enough, watch this.

Rolled 59, 63, 91, 30, 77, 34, 90, 12, 9, 79 = 544 (10d100)

>>2053821
I bet $10 paypal I show off my youth

>>2053830
Well... it's slightly above average?

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>You're Taka
>You're a good boy

Right now you, Hanabi, and Tenten are all on edge. Just a few feet away from you, stripped down to his underwear is Lee.

Stop that.

Stop that right now.

You had decided to bring him to the hospital to have him looked over by a professional. While you understand the basic nature of why he's having issues with his Chakra, you still feel it safe to get a verified, professional opinion.

And there's nothing more professional than a person with a stethoscope. "...you know you didn't have to take off the jumpsuit, right?" The doctor says, pressing his hand against Lee's back, Chakra visible on his palm.

"I did not wish for there to be any interference in your examination! In fact, perhaps these underwear are-"

"Please don't." The doctor says, face impassive. Beside you Tenten and Hanabi blush, covering their eyes slightly. To be honest this doesn't bother you that much, your siblings are Hiki and Suzu after all. They'd probably run around naked if they could. "Between the flu shots this month and Guy's daily physical I see enough naked asses to last me a life time."

"So doctor, have you been able to verify what we told you?" You ask, leaning forward a little more. The anticipation is killing you!

Finally the doctor sighs, leaning back in his chair. "Yeah, looks like it's just what you described. His Chakra Network's messed up. Connected right up to his heart as the central point." He pauses, reaching into his jacket pocket and pulling out a pack of smokes before lighting one up. Is that safe? Isn't there, like, gasses and stuff in hospitals? "Look, I can tell that if I tell you kids there's no chance of actually fixing this, you're just gonna' tell me to believe in the power of youth or friendship."

"Well-"

"And I also know that, no matter what, you're gonna' go and hunt down some ancient, probably forbidden texts about Chakra restoration." The doctor pauses, taking a drag off his cigarette before reaching behind him and pulling out a large, thick binder filled with papers. "So here, it's all the notes, texts, and even the post-it notes of every bit of Chakra channel fixin' we've done for the past thirty years. Good luck." He stands up, and heads out of the room before stopping and turning around, pointing directly at you. "And you, start focusing on your own Chakra Control as well. Now that you ain't dying anymore you need to get that shit under control." He gives you a small thumbs up before leaving.

Strange.

"So! What does the binder hold Taka!" Lee says, walking over, still in his underwear, and looking at you with eyes filled with hope.

"Can you please put some clothes on first?" Tenten asks, apparently getting tired of seeing Lee's butt. Strange, she was looking at it occasionally when you trained with them and on the way here.

>What do hommies?"

>>2053844

Well, better show him the notes and some such. Read them over with him and 10/10

>>2053844
>Get to reading, figure out how to fix Lee with those notes
Taka's intelligence and seal knowledge will shine this day

>>2053844

> Use your child genius powers to speedread the entire contents of the binder

>>2053844
Taka's 4 Int should come in handy reading here.

>>2053844
TIME FOR RESEARCH!

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>>2053844
Alright, here we go.

Hahaha.

Time for Taka's own brand of Autism!

I'm really sorry to anyone with Autism if this is offense.

1d100!
DC 55.
Crit is 90 and up.

>>2053844
We READ NIGGA
READ

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2053867

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2053867

Rolling...

>>2053844

Study hard, use that boy genius to prove the cynics at the Konoha health department wrong!

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2053867
>10% chance to crit
It's d20s all over again!

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2053867
WITNESS ME MOON
WITNESS THIS CRIT!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2053867
>YOUTH.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2053867
READ DAMN YOU READ!

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2053867
For youth!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2053867

YOUTH READING

>>2053878
at least we passed this time, but god damn this dice today

>>2053881


i blame this guy for taking the 90's
>>2053830

>>2053870
>>2053878
>>2053881
>>2053882
Well ya'll tried. At least you passed the DC.

That Crit though would've helped Lee deal with that cancer growing in his butt.

Oh well writing.

Rolled 42, 91, 98, 80, 49, 32, 72, 61, 29, 46 = 600 (10d100)

>>2053892
It's not my fault you guys can't roll good.

>>2053897
god damn it, stop wasting the good rolls!

>>2053893
Lee's just going to have to deal with that butt cancer when he's older.

>>2053897

FUCKING STOP IT YOU WHORE

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Rolled 35, 55, 61, 18, 16, 21, 77, 79, 11, 23 = 396 (10d100)

>>2053905
>>2053909
Make me.

>>2053906

>Implying Lee's youthful prostate won't obliterate the cancer first.

>>2053913
DAMN YOU MEGUMIN!!!!

>>2053914
Turns out, the more gates you open, the quicker it burns away cancer.

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>>2053913
Not a very explosive roll. Your first couple were way better.

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Rolled 14, 91, 1, 35, 98, 24, 35, 3, 22, 28 = 351 (10d100)

>>2053940
Watch this.

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>>2053948
Ah much better

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"Everybody stand back," You say, slowly undoing the strap on the binder. You can feel the air around you getting colder, just like when Suzu is angry, but it's also got a bit of a chipper, whimsical feeling to it. A small lie to hide the true horror hiding within. "When I get started, I can't stop."

"...Taka?" Hanabi asks, looking worried. The poor girl, you didn't want her to see this side of you yet. You've shown her a happy, strong face, one full of hope and cheer. You've yet to show her...

THE FACE OF A SCHOLAR!

"Tetsu Style: Iron Speed Reading!" You shout, opening the binder and letting all of pages fly out into the air. Your eyes dance, trailing across words and notes and every single line of chicken scratch they come across. You hear Tenten scream, and Lee hopelessly tries to fend off a sheet of medical reports before they overcome him and push him to the ground. The only reason Hanabi is safe is because she's ducked underneath a gurney. Good girl. "Show me what I seek papers!" You shout, the pupils of your eyes getting smaller as they hone in on every, little, detail. "YOU CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH FRO-oh." You smile, the room returning to normal as you snatch up a couple papers before quickly putting the rest back in the binder, as if nothing happened. "Found something good guys."

"...is it safe to come out?" Hanabi asks, poking her head out. Lee sits up on the floor, a small paper cut on his cheek. Tenten looks frazzled, must've been the post-it notes that attacked her.

"Sure is, sorry about that, when I get serious about reading...something just comes out." You smile, which seems to freak them out even more. "But anyways, turns out there's been one other case, just like Lee's, that had a slight breakthrough years ago."

"Really!?" Lee ask, jumping up in excitement. "What happened? Did they manage to fix this person's accursed Chakra and he became an honorable, respectable shinobi filled with youth?"

"Yeah...for about a week. Then he died." You say, reading over the paper. Lee droops his head. Aww. "Yeah, looks like the procedure requires constant supervision for...wow. It says it requires constant supervision for a whole three weeks. Gently working the nodes of the Chakra network until the desired flow is achieved."

"So, we've got to what, poke Lee for the next three weeks?" Tenten asks, handing Lee his green jumpsuit.

"That, and he's got to force the Chakra out as well." You stand up, Hanabi standing right beside you. You walk up to Lee, looking over the paper as you do before pointing right at his heart. "Hanabi, I need you give a sharp, concentrated strike right to his heart, at the same time I'll Tekkotsu my fingers and hit him in the two Chakra nodes required. Ready?"

Rolled 74, 7, 49, 74, 89 = 293 (5d100)

>>2053962
"Y-yes!" She shouts, tiny fists clenched as she walks up and prepares herself.

>It's go time.
>Combined DC time.
>In this, we take Hanabi's highest roll and combine it with your highest.
>You need to beat a DC of 120.
>Good luck.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2053964
geez Hanabi, way to carry the team

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2053964
Let's hope Hanabi can carry us with that 89.

>>2053973
>>2053975
Uh yeah, Hanabi's carrying you guys, right.

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>>2053973
>>2053975

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2053964

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2053964

Need taht last roll.

>>2053992
I'm pretty sure people are afraid to considering

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2053964

Rolling...

Rolled 91, 93, 9, 36, 62 = 291 (5d100)

Very nice guys!

Now then....
Let's see how Lee does. He only needs to beat a DC of 75.
After this writing.

>>2053976
power of love and autism, amirite?

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>>2054001
>Rolled 91, 93

>>2054001
Good thing we had Hanabi carry the team.

>>2054001
Now this, this is Youth

Well guess Taka has a great future as a medic-nin.

>>2054023
Taka AND Hanabi.
They will be the best duo the world have ever seen. Fucking with nodes and shiet

>>2054030
>Hanabi in a nurse outfit


I'm okay with this.

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>Good job anons.
>And me
>But mostly you guys.

"Okay Hanabi, just like we practiced." You say, readying yourself. Hanabi nods frantically, her face a huge shade of red as the two of you begin. "Hyuga Tetsu Style: Triple Finger Poke of Hope!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykBXhPs0VIw

Hanabi's hand strikes out, the tip of her finger hitting directly over Lee's heart, right where she needs to be. You can actually see the Chakra shock wave that goes through Lee's body as she does, but instead of being in awe you focus in on your part. With two iron fingers you jab Lee right in the sides, earning a laugh from the spandexed boy as a ripple effect appears over him. His Chakra network seems to shimmer and shake for a moment before finally settling down, a faint green hue still shining off of him. "...I think we did it." You say, smiling as you offer Hanabi a high five, only for her to look unsure and just tap your palm with her finger. Cute. "Lee," You say, gaining your friends attention. "How do you feel?"

Lee flexes his hands a bit, twisting and turning his body before smiling. "I feel...invigorated! As if this whole time I was secretly tired, but unaware of it!" He looks so happy, and you can't blame him. A short while ago you weren't sure you were ever going to be more than a burden to your family, but now you have the chance to become a proper shinobi, someone who can help both Clan and Village. The way Lee feels...you understand it. "Um," Lee stammers, looking unsure. "Do you think...it'd be fine if I tried to perform a Jutsu then?"

You nod. "Sure, that's what the papers I read talked about anyways. We've got to let that Chakra start coming out, or else...well let's just see what happens."

Lee nods, taking a few steps back before bringing his hands up. "Clone Jutsu!" Lee shouts, and there's that awful, terrible second where nothing happens, and you worry that you all messed up....

But then.

POOF!

A puff of smoke appears beside Lee, and when it clear there's a perfectly good copy of him standing right there!

...only it's two feet tall and very, very chibi like. "Huh." You say, bending down to look at Chibi Lee, the little fella' staring right back up at you before giving you a thumbs up. "Well, it's not a normal Clone, but that's still a Clone all the same." You look up, then blink in surprise as you see tears start coming down Lee's cheeks as a huge smile appears on his face.

"I...I'm..." He falls to his knees, crying and laughing at the same time. His Chibi Clone walks up, patting him on the back and-...wait.

You reach forward, your hand coming into contact with the Clones hair and your eyes widening in the process. "Oh wow."

>>2054078
"What is it?" Tenten asks. You look to wards Hanabi, who's already activated her Byakugan, and nods to you. "Can someone tell me what's going on?"

"Lee didn't make a normal Clone," You say, reaching out and bumping fists with the Clone. "He made a Shadow Clone."

"WHAT?!" Tenten shouts, scaring the Chibi Lee so much that he disappears in a puff of smoke. "Hold on, that's like, that's a really freaking high level Jutsu though!" She scratches her head, obviously trying to wrap her mind around this. "How...how did Lee manage to do that, on accident of all things?"

You look down to Lee, who's sitting up and wiping the tears off of his face. Hmmm. "Lee, show me the Hand Seals you used again." He does so, showing off the Tiger and then the Horse seal. No...it's a slight modification, but you notice this is exactly how Naruto does his seals when he summons his Shadow Clones. "How'd you learn to do this?" You ask him, curious.

Lee sniffles. Awww. "Guy Sensei's favorite Hokage is the 2nd. He's got loads and loads of books and picture about Tobirama in his room." Lee blushes, poking his index fingers against one another. "Sometimes, I like to sneak in and read them. A lot of them mention the Shadow Clone technique, and I figured...if I can't do regular clones, maybe I can do those."

"So you...you learned a high ranking Jutsu, just by reading some history books?" Tenten asks, with Lee nodding. "...yeah that figures."

"So now what?" Lee asks, looking up at you. "I could summon a Clone, but he wasn't, well, exactly right. THOUGH I STILL LOVED HIM ALL THE SAME!"

You scratch your chin, thinking.

>Well, what next?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2054001

>>2054081
We hold him for observation make sure that his chakra adjusts well and let him practice more clones because think aout it if we let him use something that divides his chakra into different portions we can slowly work with the small amount in his body

>>2054081
Let's teach him a close ranged jutsu. That way he can be sneaky with it. They'll think he'll punch them, then he'll hit them with a water sword or some shit.

>>2054081
Figure out his nature, unless we did that him already I can't remember, have him practice standard jutsus from the academy plus the shadow clone jutsu as a secret weapon

>>2054104
this

>>2054104

This, now place your bets on what it is everyone. I'm guessing that Lee's nature is earth

>>2054114
Fuck it, I'll go for the long odds and say wood

>>2054114
Nah, it's gotta be fire. Since he's burning with YOUTH.

>>2054104
>>2054105
>>2054114
Right on.

>1.Fire
>2.Earth
>3.Wind
>4.Water
>5.Lightning
>6.Rollers Choice.

1d6, taking Fourth roll.

Good luck.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>2054122
Dual Nature!

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>2054122

Rolling...

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>2054122
Come on, WOOD!

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>2054122

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>2054122

>>2054132
Alright, which Chakra Nature does Lee have?

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>>2054132
I'll let you guys vote for it, you are welcome.

>>2054133
Oh god dammit THIS guy went first >>2054132

>>2054136
hmm, fuck it then>>2054139
>Fire
to symbolize Lee's FLAMING PASSION OF YOUTH

also cause flame fists/aura would be neat

>>2054136
Scorch release. For full BURNING YOUTH.

If I can't pick that, fire.

>>2054136

Wind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=conOxXuWVXU

>>2054147
Hmmm, we could work with this.

Lee is a special boy after all.

Okay then, writing.

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>>2054154
woah seriously?
cool

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>>2054154
Sweeeet.

I was going to go with Explosion, but people with fire and wind nature are a lot more common than lightning and earth nature.

>>2054170
In Konoha, that is.

>>2054154
And thus the Lee clan began

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You reach into your pocket and pull out one of the Chakra papers you just so happen to keep on you at all times....yeah. "Well, since we've proven that you can use Jutsu's now, let's say we find out what your Chakra Nature is!"

Lee smiles, bouncing up and down in place as he kneels down in front of you. You hand him the paper, and watch as he focuses his Chakra into it. Almost immediately it starts to burn, showing that he's a-wait... You watch closely as the paper burns, but it's burning from the middle of the paper, instead of the outer edges like a normal Fire Nature would. Even from here you can feel the heat coming off of this thing, and watch as the paper seems to dry up quickly, before the flame in the middle is snuffed out, leaving a burnt, scorched hole in the middle. "Well, that's strange." You say, scratching your head.

Lee blinks in surprise. "What, what does that mean? Am I broken?!"

"Maybe it's like a new type of Release," Hanabi offers, trying to calm Lee down. "Like, uh, it represents...."

"YOUTH!" Tenten shots, causing all of you to fall over in agony as you cover your ears. "It's a Youth Release!" She looks like she's excited, like she's just come across something exciting. She grabs Lee by the shoulders, shaking him. "Lee! What's Guy Sensei always going on about, about the blazing power of Youth!?"

Lee blinks, then smiles excitedly as he begins to have sparkles in his eyes. "Eeeeeee!" He and Tenten hug each other, laughing loudly as they grin at Lee's fortune.

You feel a tug on your sleeve, looking down to see Hanabi. "Bread?"

You grin, and nod your head. "Bread."

>Hey cool, what's Sinchu doi-
>Oh god why is Sinchu in charge of children?

>>2054197
He should totally teach them the finer points of Beetle Gambling.

>>2054197
Sinchu is a responsible adult that don't need no woman.

Let's teach these future killer- productive members of society sneaky ANBU shit. That we know because we're a Jounin. Yeah.

>>2054197

> Sinchu is air-juggling Naruto and a furious Karin. Uh, in order to build up their physical fortitude. Yeah, that's why he's comboing children...

>>2054197
teach these fine little fuckers some kick ass jutsu.

and because its sinchu its gotta be an ANBU assasination jutsu because thats good for kids.

>>2054197
Keep Sinchu away from the alcohol and women and he's probably a good teacher.
make them spar with eachother or something

>>2054197
I'll switch to this >>2054220 with a side of >>2054204 to "help build their memory."

Rolled 41, 78, 25, 2, 73, 70, 46, 9, 63, 28 = 435 (10d100)

>>2054227
>>2054220
>>2054204
Alright, cool.

Which Anbu-but-it's-not-Anbu Jutsu does he want to teach them.

Also rolling to see how good of a Beetle either of them manage to find. First Five are Naruto, Last five are Karin.

>>2054235
Meh, neither can hold a candle to Horn Driller.

>>2054235
What about that Temporary Paralysis one? That could be useful.

>>2054240
I hope he's in a better place. Or at least finds his way back to us in a heartfelt summer comedy.

>>2054247
>This summer...
>in a romatic comedy for the ages
>A homicidal deviant animal
>And a bettle
>Find true love with each other, and themselves, in...
>The Horny Driller

>>2054253
>Staring Rob Schneider!

Rolled 75, 62, 5, 9, 60, 15, 2, 96, 19, 46 = 389 (10d100)

Kinda got slow here didn't it?
....
Are you guys watching the latest South Park?

Anyways rolling for how well Nart and Karin are doing with this Temporary Paralysis Jutsu.

>>2054266
I mean, not bad, but Karin obviously picked this up better than Nart

>>2054266
Yeah, everyone just died. Maybe Horn Driller x Sinchu was too much for their vanilla hearts.

Or they're looking up jutsu. I only barely remembered Temporary Paralysis.

>>2054253
Bug pussy is in the theater and spoils the twist ending

>>2054266
Poking my head in here while I do other things, continue continue, this is last day off and I'm squeezing everything outta it.

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>You're Sinchu
>Pray for these children

"Horn Driller, shows these punks what it means to be top of the food chain." You cross your arms, grinning down at the make shit battle arena you had Naruto and Karin construct, and watch as your prized Beetle slowly stalks to wards the other two, who cower in fear on the other side.

It was real simple, you told them to go find some Beetles. They practically jumped for joy, such easy training they thought. Then you summoned up some fifty pound weights on them. The way they flipped you off as they ran into the forest, it actually made you proud.

Now you were all kneeling in a weird ass circle, watching the battle start below. Looking across, you can tell the two of them are worn out and tired as shit, which seems to be the best time to enact part 2 of your training. "Alright, here's the most important part of this training-"

"What training?! All you've had us do is run around hunting bugs with these stupid weights on!" You frown. You reach over and flick Naruto on the nose, causing the boy to shout out. "What the hell!?"

"Never interrupt your Sensei." You say, pulling out a paper fan and fanning yourself off as you grin. Karin slowly raises her hand, so you point to her. "Yes, well mannered girl whose name I can't remember."

"...it's Karin." She frowns. "Anyways, Sense, is there a reason we're doing this?"

"I'm glad you asked Karin," You say, grinning like a fucker at Naruto. "Basically the hunting for bugs part was to raise your Stamina up, and your endurance....yeah those two things. It was also to see how well you acted in making decisions while under pressure." You look down at their beetles, tsking. "Which isn't that good. I bet you guys took the first beetles you saw."

They both nod. Hah. Fucking knew it. You watch as Horn Driller stops in the middle of the arena, turning to look back at you for a moment. You nod, he nods back, and then he walks over and raises one of his legs, slapping Naruto's beetle before doing the same to Karin's.

"Welp, looks like Horn Driller just made your beetles his bitch. Better stop him before he mounts them both and creates an unstoppable army of freaky strong beetles."

"...I'm pretty sure they're all male." Karin says, adjusting her glasses. You flick her nose. "OW!" She goes to throw a punch, but you block it with your fan before flicking her nose again. "OW! DAMMIT STOP THAT!" Naruto giggles, earning a rough punch to his shoulder from Karin.

"Ya'll gotta' shut up and let me finish. Now, all of those things I said could happen, but they won't if you can stop Horn Driller in his tracks." You quickly do a series of Hand Seals, making sure to slow down enough for their tiny Genin brains to handle. "Do those seals then point at Horn Driller. If you do it right, he'll be paralyzed, and your beetles booties will be saved."

>>2054324
You watch carefully as the both do exactly as you told them. Naruto tries it first, but manages to actually miss Horn Driller completely. The beetle just stares up at Naruto and shakes his head in disappointment. "Tough luck Naruto, maybe Karin will have a better...chance?" You look up, noticing Karin grinning at you. What the fuck is she-OH NO! The girl does the Jutsu, but instead of hitting Horn Driller she ends up hitting you instead. On purpose! You feel your body lock up, before you roll forward, crushing the arena and landing face first right next to Horn Driller. He looks at you with disdain, then shuffles on off with his two new bug fuck buddies. What a player.

"Okay, let's go get some of that ramen you've been talking about." You hear Karin say, as both she and Naruto stand up.

"Heh, you got it. Trust me, it's like, the best ramen in the world!" You hear them run off, leaving you paralyzed and alone by the river. The only thing you're thankful right now is that Jiraiya isn't here to see this.

"What are you doing?" You hear Jiraiya say.

Fuck.

>What do?

>>2054266

Was busy with another discord, and taking a dump

>>2054235
>anbu but not anbu

Hmmm, how about a chameleon style jutsu to go invisible. Non elemental, gives them a neat trick that isn't just directly attacking, gives them a more viable sneak attack option

>>2054326
Break the jutsu since we're ANBU and she's a shitty genin. Punish her with endless air combos.

>>2054324
I thought bug girl stole Horn driller or did we get another one at some point?

>>2054326
Time to kidnap some children and take out our aggression on them, also train their endurance

>>2054326
Break it, we're anbu and it was simple enough for two 12 year old to pick up in a minute

>>2054338
He came back.

>>2054326
once we've recovered go find them again, scream something about training not being over

>>2054349
Horn Driller is a real fucking bro.

>>2054326

> Break jutsu

> "Meditation. Sometimes you just have to lay perfectly, agonizingly still in order to appreciate the majesty of the world."

Alright then, time to break this Jutsu like a boss.

1d100
Dc 65.
Don't crit.
Pleeeeeease don't Crit.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2054357

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2054357

Rolling...

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2054357
What happens if we crit?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2054357
I figured a jutsu cast by a genin would be lower than DC 65.

>>2054366
It's a Jutsu used by the Anbu man.
>>2054362
You shit yourself.

>>2054366
based anon.
Karins clearly good at sealing

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2054357

Good job, you didn't shit yourself.

Writing.

>>2054372

She DOES come from the clan of sealing specialists. So it's a given

>>2054369
It's actually a D Rank jutsu that scales with how good the user is at using it.

>>2054382
Honestly a 65 on a d5 system isn't all that hard, the dice just hate us today, but that's just expected of cursed tg dice

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Aw come on. You frown, forcing the Jutsu to wear off because you're a goddamn Anbu mother fucker! You sit up, momentarily staying still before letting out a sigh of relief when you realize you didn't shit yourself....not that you've ever done that before. "Master Jiraiya I-" He holds up a palm, silencing you, then pointing two fingers off in the direction that Naruto and Karin went. "RIGHT!" You jump up, then dash off after the little fucks.

"When I catch up to them I'm gonna' drown the little shits." You mutter under your breath. It doesn't take you long till you're back in town, looking around frantically for your two precious students. "Gonna' fuckin' tear them a new-"

"Oh, hello Sinchu." You turn your head, your eyes widening as you come face to face with that motherfucker Ko! "You look...well not good. Is everything-"

"MOTHERFUCKER!" You shout, pointing a finger at Ko and gaining the attention of nearly everyone around you. Eh fuck them. "What, you come to cuck me out of my students too! Fuck you! You can't have them!"

"...cuck?" Ko tilts his head, confused. "And please watch your language around Lady Hinata, I won't tolerate such rudeness twice." He says, frowning at you.

You blink, looking around for a bit before shrugging. "I don't see her anywhere."

Ko looks around quickly, then screams in horror. "OH NO!" You see him activate the Byakugan, looking around frantically. "Ohnohnohno! Lady Hinata's been kidnapped!"

"Pfft," You say, laughing at Ko. "Dumbass, we're in the middle of the Chunin Exams, securities on high alert, ain't no way somebody went up and just snatched the girl that easily."

Ko frowns at you, and you frown right back! "Lady Hinata is a precious individual and the heir to the Hyuga's Main Branch. All sorts of nasty individuals would risk everything to kidnap her."

"Aww, you're worried about nothing. She probably ran off with Naruto for some ramen." Shit, now you want some ramen. But you don't want busty little girls. No, you like older women. Not a pedo.

"Hmph. That's not much better. Naruto isn't someone Hinata should be hanging around, and ramen's terrible for your body."

OH FUCK!

Did he just diss ramen?

Oh and Naruto?!

>WHAT DO?!

>>2054417
>We're going to have a long, LONG talk about your shit food taste later, but I need to go beat the shit out of some 12 year olds.
>I guess you can come along if you want, Habubu might try to stop me from beating the shit out of her crush.

>>2054427

Support...

>>2054417
"Naruto is a cool little dude! And if you hate god's gift that is ramen, than Hinata needs to hang out with Lil' Nart and not your bitch ass!"

>>2054417
>"Sigh, even with those eyes you can't see the greatness of ramen, and why there are swirls in every cracker? I pity you, Ko. You must be into that healthy muck that horses refuse."

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>>2054417
>slap him with your gloves and throw it into the ground

The fuck did you jus say about Ramen bro?
oh and Naruto?

>>2054417
Oh hell no
You can cuck my love life
You can look down on me
But you shit on ramen and the little bro
We're ending this now, I'm getting my wards, grab yours and let's settle this on your training ground now, baldy!

>>2054427
I MAY be retarded.

>We're going to have a long, LONG talk about your shit food taste later, but I right now I need to go beat the shit out of some 12 year olds.

>>2054448
supporting this

>>2054417
He dun fucked up.
Slap his shit.

>>2054449
I am retarded.

>We're going to have a long, LONG talk about your shit food taste later, but *right now* I need to go beat the shit out of some 12 year olds.

>>2054417

I'll support this >>2054439

And add in

>"You know, for your eyesight you're blind as shit when it comes to food. And Naruto's a great guy! If Hinata wants to hang out with him let her eyenigger."

>>2054454
his eyes are white, he's eyewigger.

>>2054427
>>2054432

>>2054439
>>2054454

>>2054448
>>2054450
>>2054451

It looks like throwing down the gauntlet, or slapping him, wins.

Gonna' throw in some of these lines though they are funny as fuck.

Roll me 1d100
DC 80 to slap. Because he's not expecting it.

A 100 here would result in some funny shit. Crit Failing would...again be bad.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2054461

Rolling...

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2054461
Well this is going to end badly, no matter what.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2054461
FUCK YOU

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2054461

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2054461

Rolled 39, 87, 78, 29, 54 = 287 (5d100)

>>2054463
>>2054464
>>2054465
>>2054467
>>2054468
...Okay you failed.

But you still have a chance, Ko just has to suck at his rolls.

>>2054472
>anons forget the wrath of tg dice
You all chose this. This is your fault.

Yeah....
Writing.

>>2054472
If paper doesn't work, use rock.

>>2054478
....
Do you wanna' escalate this to that guys?

Cause if you do, you can roll again.

DC would be 85 this time.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2054482

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2054482
BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!

>>2054482
No, there's too many tg dice tonight.

>>2054482
No

Wait, wouldn't scissors work better on the Byakugan?

>>2054484
>>2054486
I need a vote first

>>2054482
hell no

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2054491

Yes

>>2054491
Ah, then no.

>>2054484
>>2054486
>>2054494
Yes

>>2054488
>>2054489
>>2054492
>>2054496
No wins.

You bitch ass bitches.

Hope you like gettin' slapped by a hand that fingered some bug puss.

Writing!

>>2054501
God damn Moon, who pissed in your ramen?

>>2054501
Roll to tetsu the cheek

>>2054501
Moon's on his period, I guess.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2054472
Yes

>>2054501

Moon why are you being an asshole?

>>2054520
shut up yo, it's funny that Ko has a sadistic streak around non-Hikis

>>2054520
>>2054512
>>2054510
>>2054509
Whatever do you mean?

*blinkblink*

>>2054531
If he slaps us after we iron our face, it'll hurt his hand

>>2054531
A period is a point in the menstrual cycle characterized by increased irritation, aggression and discharge from the vagina.

>>2054530

Is it really? Are you a filthy eyenigger apologist? Are you Hiashi?

>>2054539
eyewigger, they don't even have pupils

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"Oh you fuckin' bitch ass fool!" You swipe your hand out, intending to slap some sense into Ko, but it's quickly blocked by that stupid Gentle Fist bullshit, and then you're the one getting slapped. REALLY fucking hard too! "Ow! You asshole!"

"Me? You're the one who just tried to strike me." Ko shouts, getting angry now. "What is your problem anyways?"

"My problem is that you fuckin' just insulted the greatest food known to mankind, and you're a giant fucking tool." You say, rubbing your cheek. Motherfucker. "That and you got a giant hate boner for little Nart, when the kid ain't done shit!"

Ko frowns. "I think we both know that's not entirely tru-"

"Oh fuck you!" You shout, not even caring about the crowd gathering around you at this point. "Who the fuck cares what he's got inside him, he's a cool little dude who just wants to fucking help the Village."

"Because what he's got inside him could one day destroy the Village you moron!" Ko shouts back. "Lady Hinata doesn't need to be around something that could destroy the entire Village at the drop of a hat. He shouldn't have even been allowed to become a Genin!"

You frown, clenching your fists tight as you glare at Ko, the pain in your cheek long forgotten by now. "You know goddamn well that ain't fair. Everything else got taken from him, everything, and the only fucking thing he has to look forward to anymore is maybe, just maybe, one day this stupid fucking Village will be able to see him as something other than a fucking monster."

"You-" Ko stops, blinking in surprise and looking behind you. You turn, noticing Hinata, Karin, and...oh buddy.

"..." Naruto is just standing there between the two girls, hands in his pockets, frowning and looking down at the ground.

"Lady Hinata," Ko walks forward, reaching his hand out for her. "I was worried sick about you. Come, we need to head home and-"

"N-no!" Hinata stutters, surprising Ko. "I...I wanna' stay and help Naruto, a-and Karin train." Hinata says, blushing.

"Lady Hinata it's not safe to be around...it's just not safe."

>What do here guys?
>Kinda' started out funny but then I got angry at Ko myself and...well.

>>2054545
>serious sinchu mode
Fine, let's settle this

You vs. Me

I win she gets to train with them

You win and we wont bother us the rest of the exam training period, including personally keeping naruto from hinata for the duration

deal?

>>2054558
>bother us
*bother you

>>2054545

Supporting >>2054558

Fuck Ko, he needs a lesson beaten into him for this shit. And I'm not letting any Ko apologist or eyenigger stop this

>>2054558
Oh, also add


If ko wins then sinchu will bow and apologize for starting a fight, but if sinchu wins than ko has to apologize to naruto for his rudeness

>>2054545
Just leave with them. What's he gonna do, try to force us to stop? He's probably not willing to essentially kidnap Hinata, and he'd be fighting a 4 v 1.

Also, Moon, why did you made Ko a useless asshole? Insulting Naruto, jobbing to Scorpion and maybe cucking Sinchu is all he's done.

>>2054545
Tell hinata she's more than welcome to join us, if Ko kicks off about it then we go with the fighting option

>>2054563
Hey hey hey.

He jobbed to Noob not Scorpion.

Also, it's fun writing people who aren't super cool like Sinchu. You need assholes in stories man.

>antagonizing the tg dice even more
ISHYGDDT

>>2054545
>What do you mean it ain't safe? She might get a bit of wrongthink in her head about people not being dicks to other people? Screw you.

>>2054545
Nah fuck this shit, if Ko wants to be a bitch then he can be a bitch take the trio and make your own genin team via training time.

>>2054563

Actually, I'll support this

>>2054571
Honestly I didn't think of him as an asshole at all till the moment he started talking shit about naruto. That legitimately pissed me off, now I honestly want to put him down a peg

>>2054571
That's even worse. Noob's 10 times less cool than Scorpion.

Ko's still useless though.

>>2054567

Support...

>>2054576
>>2054574
>>2054567
>>2054563

>>2054558
>>2054561

>>2054573


Huh. Okay then, wow. Was sure you guys were gonna' try and like, throw down.

....roll me 1d100
DC 70

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2054582

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2054582

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2054582

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2054582

Rolling...

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2054582
I tried, anons are being babies

>>2054584
>>2054585
>>2054587
>>2054590
>>2054595
Good job guys.

Writing.

Then that's it for the night.

>>2054597

Be sure that Sinchu tells the eyenigger how he's just a waste of time, energy and space

>>2054595

Why waste so much energy on the jobber?

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You wanna' fuckin' deck this asshole so fucking bad right now. In fact, with his back turned to you, why don't you just-

You look at Naruto once more, noticing the sad, angry look on his face.

...fuck it. "Hey, cool kids," You say, getting their attention. "Let's go do some illegal gambling while wearing heavy weights, what do ya' say?" You turn to Hinata, purposely ignoring Ko as you do. "And you're welcome to come along too, ya' know if you don't mind illegal gambling...should probably stop saying that out loud." You turn around, giving the stink eye to the gathering crowd until they scatter. Heh, yeah.

"...I, I would like that." Hinata says, walking past Ko. She stays close by Naruto, who looks up to you for a second before grinning and heading off.

Fuck yeah, a bunch of 12 year olds like you....that's not sad or anything. "Later Ko." You say, flashing him a peace sign that turns into a middle finger.

Ko frowns. "If you think I'm just-"

"Hey," You say, suddenly right in front of him, mere inches from his face. "I said we're going. So drop it." You stare at each other, the Hyuga actually looks like he plans on trying something, but backs out at the last second. Smart. This isn't Sinchu talking to him right now anyways. This is a motherfucking Anbu telling him to back off. You smile, walking away and leaving a defeated Ko....on second thought. "Hey Ko," You say, gaining his attention once again. "You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around."

Drop the mic.

>End
>Hope ya'll had fun.
>Any questions?
>Next session tomorrow at...I don't know, same time?

>>2054623
Cause he shit on little bro, and tetsu are all about loyalty. Plus he shit on ramen, who shits on ramen?!

>>2054628
Oh shit, Sinchu's a savage
Who's actually stronger point wise, sinchu or ko?

>>2054628

So should Sinchu and Ko ever get into a straight up fight. Who'd have the edge?

>>2054628

> "Hey Ko," You say, gaining his attention once again. "You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around."

That's brutal...

...

Thanks for running Moonrune...

>>2054637
Pretty sure Ko never even go stats. I could be wrong.

>>2054650
>go
got

>>2054630

Hey man, I want to humilate the fucker. Should he try to fight? Let him try

>>2054650

Yeah he never got stats

>>2054653
>>2054650
That's why Im asking, how would he hold up against an anbu like sinchu?

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>>2054628
>"You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around."

>>2054628
Assuming sinchu knows it, would he start making his golem samurai shell armor Beatle themed in honor of his bro horn driller?

What does the clan think of how strong hiki has gotten over the past couple of months?

Has tesshin been enjoying his time in hiki?

>>2054637
>>2054638
Sinchu. By like, a fucking large margin.

You've seen what you're capable of when you're actually gunning to kill a fucker.

>>2054675
>Yes
>Business as usual. Remember when he was three and snapped that day old baguette at the bakery?
>He's been having fun but also wonders if Hiki is actually mentally ill or just a social retard.

>>2054628
>"You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around."

Getting his ass kicked would have hurt less than that massive burn. Hopefully this will be a turning point for Ko and he stops being Hiashi's bitch boy and starts being a fucking teacher.

He could at least give Sasu and Kori some training for the month even though they aren't in the exams. It's not like they can go on missions, at least untill the exams are over. Plus it could help buff them up for the possible Konoha crush.

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>>2054675
>golem samurai shell armor Beatle themed
If only he wasn't gold.

>>2054697
>None of the other kids got their partners to mega

fuck toei

>>2054691
Agreed anon. Ko was a reeeeal fucker here but hopefully Sinchus sick burns will snap some sense into him.

I still want Hiki and freinds to have a good relationship with there sensei.

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>>2054697
I'd say closer to this

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>>2054697
>>2054726
Or this

>>2054726
Blizzard called, they don't like you leaking Genji skins.

>>2054733
I guess that's fine. I still like Kabuterimon more though.

>>2054740
Kabuterimon is the shit.


Also quick question, do you think there's redemption for Ko? Fucker believes in the Will of Fire, so he can't be all bad.

>>2054767
That'd be good for Man Beast Fusion between you and Horn Driller.

>>2054755
He's just too good.
Though I do remember there's a version of him that's more humanoid.

If he actually does his job and drops the paranoid conspiracy theorist hate for a child, then sure. I mean, the Third took really good care of Naruto. Does Ko really think he knows better than the Third?

>>2054755
Yeah if he starts actually believing in the Will of Fire and following it out rather than paying it lip service.

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>>2054774
Here it is. In a picture sized for beetles too.

>>2054688
>Hiki is just socially retarded
>You're not mentally ill if the other voices in your head isn't yours.
>Tesshin just ignores the other voices in Hiki's head. The Tetsu clan's dark patron the Four-bound hand.
>They've been there for the Tetsu clan since the beginning they've influenced the clan to do good and bad choices over the years.

>horn driller is back
I'm so happy!

>>2054740
>>2054755
>>2054774
What if there was a compromise then?
This>>2054733 is sinchu's normal iron golem armor using the conventional family jutsu

and this>>2054781 is sinchu's special jutsu he made himself, a stronger variation of the first

Like a second form or a mk. 2

How about for names for the techniques

>>2054733
>Tetsu style: Iron armored shell jutsu

>>2054781
>Tetsu style: Iron armored horn driller shell jutsu

>>2055247
I'm pretty sure he's the guy that came up with it based on the Iron Tarkus jutsu, he can do what he wants with it. I just like the look of HerculesKabuterimon more than sorta beetle like samurai armor.

>>2055930
That's actually me, I posted that at school

>>2056000
You can't do that shit, man. Someone'll discover your power level. You need to keep it hidden.

>>2056007
Wha- you know what, whatever

Either way I like the idea of Sinchu figuring out how improve with a stronger more costly variation of the initial technique and naming it after his beetle, but if people don't want to I'm fine with that too.

>>2056055
Posting from school is the Number 1 way for an autist to have his Power Level stolen. Everyone should practice good Power Level security.

If it seemed like I was trying to take over your idea, I'm sorry.
I was just giving my opinion.

>>2056106
No dude it's perfectly fine. Frankly you' d have to be autistic as hell if you have a genuine problem with people having different opinions and ideas on this stuff. I'd actually prefer it if people gave their input on jutsu ideas cause it shows they at least like it enough to give an opinion, or dislike it enough to give their criticism.

>>2056127
It's not you, I was looking back at my posts and I thought they were really poorly worded. I was afraid I was giving the wrong impression.

>>2056148
Again, never got that impression and I actually enjoy talking jutsu ideas. So don't worry about it

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Got a counter for Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death jutsu.

>>2056256
You mean Thousand Years of Joy for our autist Hiki?

>>2056383
It's only called that if a MILF does it.

>>2056405
And I think Hiki wouldn't know Shining Dragon, but Sinchu defiantly would.

>Iron dust fog jutsu: the user spreads an iron dust fog through their mouth, spreading all around the battleground or directly at an enemy and acting as both a cover and a toxic inhalent and eye stinger

I'm wondering if you could do this with sparks to heat up the iron dust/flakes coming out of sinchu's mouth to act as a pseudo-firebreath when he needs a direct cc attack
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>Pocket sand jutsu: summon weaker iron in the palm of the user's hand to crush in the user's grip into fine dust, and used on the spot, or kept in a special pocket for later, to throw at an enemies's eyes. Used mostly for desperation or not bother wasting chakra. Demonstrated by sinchu in quest
Thought itd be cool for it to be a legitimate tetsu technique
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>Tetsu style:ultimate anti-bully death grip of super special justice no jutsu

>Created by the young and innocent 7 yr old tetsu, puts all of her energy into her ultimate technique, making her thumb and pointer finger into iron and giving bad guys an ultimate pincher pinch of dying death. Once used this on taka and made him tear up a little. Upon realizing the pain she had brought to someone she cared about, the young tetsu realized her hubris and promised herself to never again use this deadly technique on the innocent ever again, only when someone truly pushed the line of meanness and bullying

I keep forgetting the name agreed upon for the 7 year old

Moony-dooby-doo, Where are you?

We got some work to do now.

Moony-dooby-doo, Where are you?

We need some help from you now.

>>2057123
Here lies Moon, killed in a tragic motorcycle trashing incident caused by his own father.

F

Alright so, we'll be playing in like an hour, had some stuff to do today, sorry

>>2057296
Moon's back from the dead it's a Christmas Miracle!

>>2057296
Well i won't join this session, way to late for me. But i will read tomorrow.

Session starting in five.

>>2057444
woooo