[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / x] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Settings] [Home]
Board:  
Settings   Home
4chan
/qst/ - Quests


File: tt night.png (207 KB, 636x286)
207 KB
207 KB PNG
This quest takes place in the DC Universe with characteristics mainly pulled from the animated TV series and films.
You are Battery, a teen recently brought in to HIVE Academy by Brother Blood after having seen your powers in action. However, as your time in the school went on you've encountered more threats than answers, including a rumored betrayal from the same man who welcomed you here. Recently you've reunited with Lain and your father, only to be attacked shortly after!
Rules:
-15 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.
-Some actions (typically combat choices against non-generic enemies and certain social situations) will require 3 D100 rolls, using the best of the 3 rolls for said action.
-Critical successes/failures are 100/1


Link to previous thread

>>2015982

QM Twitter
https://twitter.com/MachPunchQM

Archive

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC+Quest+MachPunch

MC Powers and Inventory
https://pastebin.com/v8wjir7d
>>
Your vision is blinded by a harsh whiteness, and your hearing is completely ruined with a sharp ringing.

All you can feel is the ground rumbling beneath you and muffled grunts, giving you reason to believe you're in the midst of an intense struggle.

Despite the state you're in, your hands are able to find the switch atop your sentient belt and activate it's transformation, the only sense you can feel from the action being the suit forming around your skin.

You feel something in the ground, both rushing towards you from the front and behind you!

The vibrations of their movements can be felt in the bottoms of your feet, with the approaching danger from behind shaking earth.

Meanwhile, the attacker from the front seems to move swiftly, their movements almost too subtle to pick up on.

You can't see, but you must act!


A: Duck out of the way!

B: Try to leap over both!

C: Launch a kick forward and hope it finds it's mark!

D: Spin around and kick the one behind with a deadly roundhouse!

E: Try to Bolt Blink away from them!

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]
>>
>>2036829
>B
>>
>>2036829
>B: Try to leap over both!
>>
>>2036829
>E: Try to Bolt Blink away from them!
cant fight what you cant see
>>
>>2036829
>E: Try to Bolt Blink away from them!
We're not in a position for acrobatics
>>
>>2036829
>B
>>
>>2036829
>B: Try to leap over both!

Not a great idea to Blink Bolt when we can't see.
>>
File: 1424490398207.jpg (77 KB, 548x408)
77 KB
77 KB JPG
I'm late but LETS ROCK FUCKERS
>>2036829
>E
>>
>>2036829
>E: Try to Bolt Blink away from them!
>>
>>2036829
B.
Is more humouress if it works
>>
>>2036830
>>2036831
>>2036835
>>2036837
>>2036847
Roll D100
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2036852
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2036852
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2036852
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2036852

>>2036857
nice roll!
>>
>>2036857
we are very good at dodging
>>
>>2036862
And running away.
>>
>>2036829
>B

Whatever is attacking you is going for a pincer maneuver, so you're just going to make them attack each other!

You crouch and then kick off the ground with a grand leap, feeling yourself just inches away from the shop's ceiling!

Even in your addled state, you still have enough control to shift your momentum and do a backflip over the seemingly large opponent behind you!

Your landing is far from graceful, however. Instead of being planted firmly on your feet, you land right on your rump!

While letting out a sharp exhale of pain and soothing your bruised bum with a clawed hand, sound soon returns to your ear.

“OW! Watch where you stick that thing!” A deep, monstrous voice grumbles.

“You damn idiot, he's behind you! Get-GUGH!” A familiar voice attempts to order, but is cut off by what sounds like a violent impact against him.

“Grrgh... You and Ebon deal with the boy! I'll handle the bat!”

“OH GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING?! DID I DIE?!” Lain's voice screams from somewhere behind the far end of the room, most likely from behind her store counter.

Your vision hasn't returned yet, but the sounds of guttural growling are ever present in your recovering ears as you hear the large beast in front of you shift around, presumably facing you!

A: Swipe one of your arm blades at what's in front of you!

B: Be evasive! Try to buy some time until your vision comes back!

C: Just keep your guard up! Whatever strikes you, just grab at it and counter!

D: See if you can find the broken store window and escape outside!

E: “Who the hell are you?! What do you want!?!”

F: “Black Bat! Where is he?! How many are there?!”

G: “Dad! Help!”

H: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]
>>
>>2036876
>C
>>
>>2036876
C: Just keep your guard up! Whatever strikes you, just grab at it and counter!
>>
>>2036876
F.
>>
>>2036876
>G
daddy pls
give it to me
the help, that is
>D
>>
>>2036876
>C: Just keep your guard up! Whatever strikes you, just grab at it and counter!
>>
>>2036876
>B: Be evasive! Try to buy some time until your vision comes back!
>C: Just keep your guard up! Whatever strikes you, just grab at it and counter!
>>
>>2036876
>B: Be evasive! Try to buy some time until your vision comes back!

That's gotta be King Shark, which means he's probably going to try and bite us.
>>
>>2036876
>B: Be evasive! Try to buy some time until your vision comes back!
>E: “Who the hell are you?! What do you want!?!”
>>
>>2036876
>C: Just keep your guard up! Whatever strikes you, just grab at it and counter!
E: “Who the hell are you?! What do you want!?!”
>>
>>2036876
>B
>E
>>
>all of these idiots trying to counter something that we cant even see right now
>>
>>2036876
H: “Power of Susanoo! Guide my hand! Blind fight mode Activite!" [ask the suit to talk you through where the enemies are]
>>
>>2036876
>B: Be evasive! Try to buy some time until your vision comes back!
>F: “Black Bat! Where is he?! How many are there?!”
>>
>>2036876
>A: Swipe one of your arm blades at what's in front of you!
>>
>>2036907
>[Two votes permitted]
>>
File: 1486090640296.gif (2.96 MB, 280x154)
2.96 MB
2.96 MB GIF
>>2036907
Wow I screwed that post up.
>>
>>2036908
OH MY GOD I'M SO STUPID!

Sorry everyone ignore me! Just Roll D100, DC 60 for B

D100, DC 73 for C
>>
>>2036909
Snap out of it, MP!
We get one thread a week from you, we need better!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2036910
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2036910
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2036910
>>
>>2036912
>>2036914
>>2036915
You passed B with flying colors!

Let's see how C fares...
>>
>>2036910
did you count the dialouge votes or were there not enough of those
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2036916
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2036916
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2036916
>>
>>2036917
Nope, only three of those.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2036916
>>
>>2036918
>>2036919
>>2036920
You failed C with flying colors!
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2036916
>>
>>2036925
To be fair, you can't counter what doesn't hit you.
>>
>>2036927
True.
>>
>>2036927
Yes you can, it's just attacking while they're recovering from the missed hit.
>>
File: 2425498-ebon.jpg (42 KB, 640x480)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>>2036876
>B
>C

This guy might be built like a tank, but he lacks any fighting skill.

Even when temporarily blinded, you get a sense of how he'll attack you!

First you manage to roll out of the way of a massive lunging strike, hearing floor boards snap and explode into splinters as their crushed by the monster.

“STAY STILL, MEAT! THIS'LL BE OVER QUICK!” He snarls, more bits of wood bouncing off your suit as you feel his burly body stomp quickly towards you!

This time you're able to stand up and back-step from what sounds like metallic clamps chomping on empty air where you used to be.

You figure you can probably get a better read on his next attack, but as you prepare a defensive stance you feel something tug on your ankle!

“Kid! The floor!” You hear Lain yell too late, as you begin to feel like you're being dragged right through the ground's surface!

Your hazy white vision soon becomes pitch black as you feel a cold darkness swallow you whole!

In the midst of the oppressive shadow, you can hear a low cackle echo around you in the abyss before you're reunited with the world outside of it.

As your vision returns, you're spat out of a swirling black vortex plastered on an outside brick wall.

It doesn't take you long to figure out that you've been dragged outside of the coffee shop and into the adjacent alley way as you're thrown against the neighboring building!

You grunt with discomfort as you smack against the brick and mortar, slumping down onto the trash littered ground beneath you as your focus your fuzzy vision back on the portal.

The vortex shifts into a shape of a person, their body entirely pitch black aside from their completely white eyes. All you can make out of his appearance is a vest and rows of his hair lining the top of his head.

“You're getting cooked tonight, kid.” He says in a low, mocking tone.

He then turns his head to the right entrance of the alley, calling out to someone else.

“Yo, Hotstreak! Light em up!”

You turn to face the same direction to see a figure on fire, their form silhouetted by a eruption of fire masking their identity.

“One crispy bucket of bolts comin' right up!” It answers, the flames growing wilder as it tenses up it's figure in preparation of an attack!

A: Try to Bolt Blink onto the roofs above you!

B: Tackle the shadow man! See if you can send him back through the shop!

C: Try to Bolt Blink towards the man on fire and strike him before he can immolate you!

D: Try to punch a hole in the wall behind you to escape!

E: Run to the opposite end of the alley and try to get away!

F: "Uhh, belt? Any advice here?"

H: [Write In]

[One vote permitted]
>>
>>2036991
>C: Try to Bolt Blink towards the man on fire and strike him before he can immolate you!
>>
>>2036991
>A: Try to Bolt Blink onto the roofs above you!
>>
>>2036991
>C: Try to Bolt Blink towards the man on fire and strike him before he can immolate you!

This will become immensely more difficult if everything is suddenly on fire
>>
>>2036991
A: Try to Bolt Blink onto the roofs above you!
>>
>>2036991
>A: Try to Bolt Blink onto the roofs above you!
MAKE SURE IT'S NOT COFFEE MILFS TOUGH
>>
File: Angry PASTA.jpg (59 KB, 540x587)
59 KB
59 KB JPG
>>2036991
>C: Try to Bolt Blink towards the man on fire and strike him before he can immolate you!

I hated you in the original comic, I hated you in the animated series and by god, I hate you now.
>>
>>2036991
>C
STATIC
STARTLING
>>
>>2036991
>C: Try to Bolt Blink towards the man on fire and strike him before he can immolate you!
>>
>>2036991
>A: Try to Bolt Blink onto the roofs above you!
>>
>>2036995
>>2036998
>>2037003
>>2037009
>>2037010
Roll D100, DC 67
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2037032
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2037032
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2037032
>>
>>2037035
WE ARE VERY GOOD AT PUNCHING FIRE WITH ELECTRICITY
>>
File: approval.jpg (44 KB, 301x267)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>2037035
Hot damn!
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2037032
>>
>>2036991
>C


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNUTVxUWgMI

“Get ready to BUR-KUH!! Ughhnnn...”

Before he can even spew out the rest of his one-liner, you've already sent a bone-obliterating punch into his solar plexus!

In a flash of blue light, you zoomed to Hotstreak's position is mere seconds and shot your right arm into him hard enough to see the shape of your fist bulge out of his back!

Your punch cracks like a bullet breaking the sound barrier, and as it ripples through the fiery man before you the flames begin to die, revealing the man underneath.

He's about your age, his spiky red and yellow hair matching the fire that has now turned to rising smoke on his body. Your fist is currently shoved into his red t-shirt, and as he struggles to keep his footing his sagging pants begin to fall further down his waist.

Hotstreak can only blubber an incoherent insults as he falls over backward, gasping for the air that was knocked out of him.

“Well done, master. Now, sever his head and throw it at-”

“Dude. No.” You whisper down at your belt, but your scolding is interrupted by the shadowman who now lurks behind you.

“Tch, always was a buster...” He chides.

You turn to face him in the alleyway, his eyes barely visible in the darkness that blankets the passage.

“Go on. Feel yourself. Cuz I know better than anyone that you bug zapper fools all run outta juice, and when that happens you a dead man.” He taunts, his form slinking into the night of the alley way and becoming one with the existing shadows, still egging you on with an ominous voice that carries all around you.

“Here I come, kid!”

“Master, may I make a suggestion?” Your belt politely asks as you hunker down in the defensive stance, watching the walls of the alley carefully.

“If it involves some serial killer garbage, I don't want to hear it!” You snap, feeling tense as you desperately look for anything revealing the location of your opponent in the shadows.

“It's just that he's correct. You are low on power... But perhaps I can help with that. I need you to grant me permission to alter your body, if possible.” He states.

It seems promising, but do you really want someone to rummage through you again?

A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”

B: “No way! I've had enough weirdos looking through my junk for one life time.”

C: “I'd rather focus on taking this guy out!”

D: “Forget it! We need to go back and help the others!”

E: “I don't care if he's right, we're leaving!”

[One vote permitted.]
>>
>>2037129
>A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”
>"Let me keep my dick though."
>>
>>2037129
>C: “I'd rather focus on taking this guy out!”
>>
File: eb9.gif (1003 KB, 499x374)
1003 KB
1003 KB GIF
>>2037129
>A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”
>>
>>2037129
>Just drain anything nearby like last time
>>
>>2037129
>A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”

Trusting our psychopathic belt to change our body. What could possibly go wrong?
>>
>>2037129
>“Tch, always was a buster...” He chides.
This is supposed to be Ebon, not the belt. I messed up on clarifying that!
>>
>>2037129
A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”
>>
>>2037139
No, no, let me believe that our belt speaks jive sometimes
>>
>>2037129
>A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”
i feel like im going to regret this but like an old fad once said YOLO
>>
>>2037129
Do you think our belt plays our theme song out loud while we transform/kick ass? I kind of hope so.
>>
>>2037129
>A
>>
>>2037129
>A: “Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”
YES! Let it begin! A Rider must be a monster after all.
>>
>>2037130
>>2037134
>>2037137
>>2037140
>>2037148
>>2037154
>>2037156
Roll D100!
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2037191
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2037191
So does our belt play our triumphant music?
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2037191

WORRY NOT, BECAUSE I AM HERE
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2037191
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2037191
Wow, those rolls are shit.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2037191
Come on something fun
>>
>>2037199
Oh yeah, we were really worried about getting that good roll instead of yours
>>
>>2037210

Blame the dice gods, not me
>>
>>2037129
>A

“Whatever you have to do, do it quick!”

“This can't be rushed, I'm afraid...” It quietly remarks.

“I may need more power, master.”

“How much more?” You ask

“As much as you-LOOK OUT!” It abruptly warns.

Suddenly a giant, black hand reaches from the ground in front of you and tries to snatch you!

However, you stumble over backwards and manage to avoid it's grasp!

As you quickly scramble back onto your feet, you run from the shadows of the alley in hopes of avoiding any further attacks from him, making your way back onto the street.

As you stand in the middle of the road, you're able to see back into the coffee shop's busted front window.

Just beyond the broken glass you can see your father struggling to hold back what you presume to be the monstrous man who tried to devour you earlier.

He stands at at least seven feet tall, covered in pasty skin and tremendous muscle that are in a tense flex as her tries to overpower your father.

Aside from his meteor sized hands clasping with your father's in a power struggle, you notice the steel set of sharp jaws resting just below a pair of bloodshot eyes and a red fin atop his head.

Your father's knees shake and buckle as he tries to hold his own against the beast, reeling his head back as it wildly snaps it's steel jaws at his robotic head.

Meanwhile, Black Bat is holding her own against a surprisingly familiar face.

Swinging two sharp swords at the agile bat is the very same man who summoned you to the abandoned factory a few nights ago, his orange and black armor now bulkier with additional padding and equipment latched onto it.

Black Bat receives a shallow cut across the stomach, but doesn't seem to halt her movements in the slightest as attempts to trade blows with an ineffective eye gouge, her fingers just short of puncturing the man's only eye.

You attempt to search for Lain, but your belt disrupts your train of thought.

“Master! I need more power!”

You look around and look for available sources, the more prominent ones being street lights and parked cars.

A: Pull juice from whatever's around you!

B: Run back towards the coffee shop and try to grab some power on the way in!

C: Quickly saps some energy from you communicator and phone, then rush in!

D: Forget it! Right now you need to help them as soon as possible!

E: Help your captor and your father who was trying to kill you? Screw that! Get out of there!

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted.]
>>
>>2037268
>A: Pull juice from whatever's around you!
Come on, theatrical bolt of lightning!
>>
>>2037268
>B: Run back towards the coffee shop and try to grab some power on the way in!
>>
>>2037268
A: Pull juice from whatever's around you!
>>
>>2037268
>E

Not like Cass is gonna beat Slade. We help her out and we just become a prisoner again.
>>
>>2037268
>E: Help your captor and your father who was trying to kill you? Screw that! Get out of there!
>>
>>2037268
>A: Pull juice from whatever's around you!
time for a blackout
>>
>>2037268
>>A: Pull juice from whatever's around you!
>>
>>2037268
A.
>>
>>2037268
>A
>>
>>2037268

>A: Pull juice from whatever's around you!

BOOST
>>
>>2037268
>A
>>
>>2037278
>>2037285
>>2037299
>>2037305
>>2037306
>>2037309
>>2037310
>>2037311
Roll D100
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2037313
Here goes nothing.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2037313
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2037313
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2037313
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2037313
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2037313
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2037313
>>
>>2037329
WOOP WOOP, WE GOT THE TOUCH, WE GOT THE POWER!
>>
>>2037319
seems like we are REAL good at our main gimick
>>2037329
but we could have been better
>>
>>2037337
I'll take what we got.
>>
>>2037319
I guess we are pretty good at sucking.
>>
>>2037419
something we and our girl have in common
>>
>>2037268
>A

You tense up, stretching your arms out to the sky in a desperate measure to grab whatever power you can and pull it into you...

However, you didn't expect it to be so effective.

“Wait, Master... Hah... Hahahahaha! Look!” Your belt calls out to you.

Not only do you see the hoods of cars popping off to send their battery's power towards to, or the dozens of bulbs bursting from within streetlights and nearby buildings...

There's a storm overhead.

“Yes! Take from the heavens, master!” Your belt begs, and you can't help but grin from the request.

You stretch a hand upward towards the rumbling storm clouds beginning to pass over Jump City, hoping to attract power from Mother Nature herself!

Lighting flashes within the clouds, slowly at first, but then it strobes within the dark skies as you can see bolts begin to rush among the clouds towards you!

They race across the sky until they reach above you, where they begin to strike the ground where you stand.

In hundreds of blinding flashes of high voltage electricity, you feel a power stronger than you've ever held before.

The natural currents glow with white and gold heat as they envelope your body, filling you to the brim with a destructive energy!

You feel like you've broken a limit, as a final flash of lighting strikes upward instead of towards the Earth, its energy in an unusual shade of crimson.

Your actions seemed to have called forth the storm earlier than intended, as rain begins to pour down onto the city streets.

The ground where you stand among the downpour is smoldering from all the intense heat that struck the area, decorating the wet asphalt with cracks and red hot fragments of road.

You look down at your hands, smoke rising off your body from the event as your belt continues to cackle happily.

“Hahahahaha! Yes, this is the greatest high! Master, you've awoken it! The Red Sun Engine!”

[To be continued in the next post]
>>
>>2037432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dplt-8IydbQ
>>
>>2037432
“Red Sun Engine? Wait, how much do you know about what's inside me?” You ask, looking down at your belt.

“Oh, plenty now! Perhaps your father and I will discuss this at a better time, but just know there's an immense power within you that fills me with glee! Now, massacre them all with it!” It advises, the excitement in it's voice growing.

You look up, noticing that you've made a bit of a scene for everyone else.

The others within the now blacked-out coffee shop have temporarily stopped their combat to witness your summoning of a storm itself.

While Black Bat and your father lack any observable expression, the shark-like mutant dons a look of confusion from what you've done.

“N... NO...” Your father reacts.

“Uhhh... Boss? Did he do the thing that we were supposed to make sure he never did?” He asks, stupefied.

The one eyed assassin just narrows his gaze at you.

“Everyone who can hear me, focus all efforts on him! Deadshot, put those rubber rounds to good use!” He shouts, hoping his commands reach the others.

“There's... There's no way I can do that now! It's raining! Yo, Ebon we need to bounce!”

You look towards the sound of the last set of voices, seeing a soaked Hotstreak rising to his knees in a slow, pain-filled manner.

“Master, test your new strength on the weak one first! Instill fear in the others!” You mask excitedly advises.

A: Do as your belt wishes. Attack Hotstreak while he's down!

B: Shift your focus back to the ones in the coffee shop!

C: Switch to Susanoo mode, then finish off Hotstreak! [Potentially lethal, involves dismemberment.]

D: Switch to Susanoo mode, then clash swords with the one-eyed man!

E: “Hold on, what exactly can I do now?”

F: [Write in]
>>
>>2037432
>Red Sun Engine
Oh shit
>>
>>2037491
B.
>>2037467
I approve.
>>
>>2037491
A: Do as your belt wishes. Attack Hotstreak while he's down!
>>
>>2037491
>B: Shift your focus back to the ones in the coffee shop!
>>
>>2037491
>D: Switch to Susanoo mode, then clash swords with the one-eyed man!
E: “Hold on, what exactly can I do now?”
>>
>>2037491
>D: Switch to Susanoo mode, then clash swords with the one-eyed man!

I know it's not very smart, but damn if it isn't badass to be in a sword duel with Deathstroke.
>>
>>2037491
>D: Switch to Susanoo mode, then clash swords with the one-eyed man!
I want to kick him in the dick.
>>
>>2037491
>B: Shift your focus back to the ones in the coffee shop!
DONT KILL THEM WE DONT WANT DAD TO FREAK OUT AGAIN
>>
>>2037491
>C
KILL
>>
>>2037491
A: Do as your belt wishes. Attack Hotstreak while he's down!
Shout out terrible one-liner "Looks like your Hotstreak has gone cold."
>>
>>2037491
>B: Shift your focus back to the ones in the coffee shop!

COFEE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILF
>>
>>2037491
>C: Switch to Susanoo mode, then finish off Hotstreak! [Potentially lethal, involves dismemberment.]
Lets not pussy-foot around
>>
>>2037491
>B
>>
>>2037491
>B

Red sun engine you say?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
>>
>>2037547
Are we a WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR?
>>
>>2037501
>>2037498
>>2037508
>>2037517
>>2037525
>>2037547
Roll D100
>>
>>2037555
Trips confirm it.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
>>2037556
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2037556
More like Red JOB Engine :^)
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2037556
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2037556
When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
>>
>>2037564
Fuck you
>>
>>2037561
>>2037564
SOMEONE ROLL A 100 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>
>>2037556
Whoops! forgot my trip!
>>
>>2037584
Good, that means those rolls don't count.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

THE POWER OF THE RED SUN!
>>
>>2037590
>>2037567
HOW
>>
>>2037590
Guess it really is better dead than red
>>
>>2037564
>>2037590
well done
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2037590
Red confirmed for shit tier, Black Sun is better
>>
>>2037590
So I guess this is gonna blow up in our face...
>>
>>2037564
>>2037590
Did you guys make your sacrifices to the Dice Gods? You're supposed to do that at the start of every month.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2037556
>These rolls
Jesus
>>
>>2037491
>B

You focus on the coffee shop and prepare to Bolt Blink yourself there...

But it would seem the mere thought of doing so has already placed you inside, with only a minor flash of red indicating that you've done so.

“Woah... That felt like nothing...” You remark to yourself, ignoring the others as you revel in your strength.

“Usually that requires more focus but-”

You're cut short by the shark-man's fist hitting you clean in the jaw, propelling you across the room past Black Bat and the assassin as you slide across the floor.

You quickly skid until your head bonks into the wall, stopping your momentum and causing you to hold your head in pain.

“Ahh! What the hell? I thought my body discharged energy so I wouldn't get knocked around like this!” You exclaim, trying to get back onto your feet.

“Oh, that? I, erm, deleted it...” Your belt reluctantly informs.

“WHAT?! You can do that?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!” You shout down at your crotch.

“Well, so I could make room for other things like Omega-”

“You can't just delete someone's stuff without asking, man! That's messed up!” You scold, oblivious to everyone else in the room now.

“Messed up? My apologies, I thought doing something “messed up” around a mutilator like you would be acceptable.” Your belt retorts.

“Uhh... Why is he arguing with his dick?”

You look up at the others at the sound of the shark's question.

Where you stand you can see Black Bat and the shark monster cock their heads at you, while the top of Lain's head can be seen peeking over the counter.

“Can... Can they not hear you?” You ask the belt.

“I think not, master.” It answers.

“FATHER... BOX...”

Your head turns to your father at the sound of his grainy words, but before you can ask him what he's talking about there's a sharp cry of pain coming from Black Bat!

[Collision Dampener Deleted]

[To be continued in the next post]
>>
>>2037590
FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE!
>>
File: king shark.png (646 KB, 1280x719)
646 KB
646 KB PNG
>>2037665
You manage to see the assassin take advantage of the distraction and stab a blade through the girl's left thigh, twisting the blade before he yanks it free.

Black Bat falls to the ground and cries in pain as she holds her leg, trying to put pressure on her the wounds currently gushing blood over the black padding on her leg.

“That was her artery I just punctured. Only a matter of time before she bleeds out, boy.” He taunts in his gravely voice, raising his swords in a “X” defensive position.

“There's more of us just outside of this shop beyond the four you've already faced. You knocked out our comms, so I guarantee more will be here soon. You and your brain damaged father should give up before more of your friends get hurt.”

“Buddy, you're terrible at negotiating. None of these people are my friends.” You retort, raising your arms above your head in a fighting stance.

“... W-What?”

You look over to see Lain's head completely over the counter, her lips quivering as she sniffles.

“B-But I let you stay here... You said you liked my coffee...”

“Aw, shit...”

You return your focus to the assassin.

“Everyone except Lain isn't my frie-”

You shouldn't have taken your eyes off your opponent, because now the tip of their blade is just inches from your neck!

A: Cock your head to the side to dodge it, then claw at him while you still look cool!

B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!

C: Bolt Blink through his strike, then attack an exposed flank!

D: Try to switch to Susanoo form and clash swords with him!

E: “BELT! DO THAT OMEGA THING YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY!”

F: [Write In]

[One vote permitted]
>>
A reminder that MP does not use crits, in either direction.

>>2037734
>B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!
>>
>>2037734
>B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!
>>
>>2037734
>E
POWER
>>
>>2037734
>E: “BELT! DO THAT OMEGA THING YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY!”
>>
>>2037734
>D: Try to switch to Susanoo form and clash swords with him!
And shout
>FOR THE COFFEE LADY!
>>
>>2037734
B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!
"I'm sorry Lain! I was just posturing! It was the heat of the moment!"
>>
>>2037734
>A: Cock your head to the side to dodge it, then claw at him while you still look cool!
If we can do it
>F. Catch it between our shoulder and our neck.
>>
>>2037734
B.
>>
>>2037734
>B
>>
>>2037734
>B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!
>>
>>2037734
>B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!
>>
>>2037734

>E: “BELT! DO THAT OMEGA THING YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY!”

OMEGA BEAMS FOLKS, IT'S OMEGA BEAMS
>>
>B: Quickly block the blade with your right arm, then strike him in the abdomen!

>FOR THE COFFEE LADY!
>>
>>2037739
Yes I do!

So far they are just 100/1 within the first three rolls!
>>
>>2037555
If by metal gear you mean kryptonians and anything not immune to red solar energy, which means almost everyone in DC's universe, then yes anon, we are in fact a weapon to surpass metal gear.
>>
>>2037790
Oh? I must be thinking of something else then... hm...
>>
>>2037797
I wonder what would happen to Superman under a brown sun.
>>
>>2037739
>>2037741
>>2037751
>>2037753
>>2037757
>>2037760
>>2037761
>>2037784
Roll D100+10, DC70
>>
Rolled 85 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2037811
>>
Rolled 76 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2037811
>>
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2037811
>>
Rolled 77 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2037811
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2037811
>>
>We're not doing Omega beams

Makes me sad man
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2037811
>>
>>2037817
STOP ROLLING WHEN WE GET A DAMN WIN ALREADY!
>>
>>2037819
For all we know, it could be an AOE blast that kills everyone around us
>>
>>2037830

I'd normally disagree, but the power comes from Darkseid so fuck it I don't know now
>>
>>2037827
it doesn't count calm down jackson
>>
>>2037734
>B

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKXdoHiHwY

You grab the blade with your left hand while it's just centimeters from your neck, squeezing it tightly in your electrifying grasp.

He tries to pull it away from you, but it merely shakes and trembles in your vice-like grip!

You cry out with a mighty roar, finally crushing the folded steel in your hand and sending fragments of the blade flying off across the room!

The assassin tries to take a defensive step back and swipe a glancing cut across your chest, but a high voltage fist finds his gut first!

Your fist cradled by red lighting strikes upward into his stomach, the force plowing easily through his armor and crackling against the flesh-warping impact!

His eye goes wide with pain as he launched off the ground backwards, his head hitting the ceiling before he lands on the ground with a loud thud.

Your father turns to try and fight off King Shark, but he's too weak in his current state and is tossed aside by the blood thirsty colossus as he lunges toward you!

Your father impacts hard against the wooden counter, a section of it crumbling apart under his robotic weight and causing Lain to squeak with terror!

“I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID ROBOT STUFF!” King Shark snarls, gnashing is steel teeth!

“I'M SO PISSED I COULD EVEN EAT THE METAL BITS OF YA!”

A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!

B: Step aside and trip him!

C: Rush right back at him and hit him with a flying knee!

D: Try to slide between his legs and cut his legs up with your arm/boot blades!

E: Switch to Susanoo form and slice him up! [Potentially lethal]

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]
>>
>>2037888
>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!
>>
>>2037888
>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!
HEY DAD YOU NEED SOME POWER CUZ I GOT PLENTY TO SHARE
>>
>>2037888
>E
>>
>>2037888
>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!
>>
>>2037888
>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!
He talks too much, lets fix that
>>
>>2037888
A.
"The feeling's mutual."
>>
>>2037888
>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!
>>
>>2037888
>D: Try to slide between his legs and cut his legs up with your arm/boot blades!
>>
>>2037888
>E: Switch to Susanoo form and slice him up! [Potentially lethal]
>>
>>2037888
C: Rush right back at him and hit him with a Rider Kick!
>>
>>2037888
>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!

Yell, BITE THIS while you do it.
>>
>>2037888

>A: Send a fist into his mouth and rip that metal jaw off!

>"You'll be eating alright: RIGHT OUT OF A STRAW!"
>>
>>2037888
>A
>>
>>2037891
>>2037895
>>2037898
>>2037899
>>2037900
>>2037905
>>2037923
>>2037931
>>2037943
Roll D100+5, DC65
>>
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2037964
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2037964
>>
Rolled 98 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2037964
Can we stab him with the jaw?
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2037964
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2037964
>>
>>2037972
we are VERY good at punching jaws
>>
>>2037972
With a roll like that they can call us Samson.
>>
>>2037981
"With the jawbone of an ass I have made an ass out of a thousand men."
>>
File: Spoiler Image (98 KB, 350x262)
98 KB
98 KB PNG
>>2037888
>A

“EAT THIS!” You shout at him as you jump toward the seven foot tall beast, pulling back an electrically charged fist!

He thinks he's smart, reading your attack and opening his steel jaw to chomp your hand right off...

… But that's exactly what you wanted.

A streak of red static trails behind hand your right fist, punching through his sharp teeth and conducting the high voltage through his jaw!

He topples backwards as steel teeth fly from his mouth, his head twitching and shaking violently as violent currents course through his head!

“BBBBBBLLRLRLRRLLLLLRBBBRRRR!!!!!!!” He blubbers as the weight of him falls onto the already damaged floor, caving more of the boards in as thick strands of saliva splashes from his fractured jaws!

You're not done yet, though. While continuing to channel electricity directly to his head, you grip tightly onto the lower half of his jaw and begin to pull!

Even with your strength, it's difficult to pull it from his thick skin.

As you tug harder and harder on his metal mouth, King Shark's cries of agony just become high pitched the more it tears away from his face!

Finally, you watch as it rips from his skin and gets torn from his jaw muscles, a thick trail of blood splashing across your chest and his face!

“AUUUUUUUGHHHH!!! MWYY FWAAASHE!!!!” He sobs in excruciating pain.

He violently coughs and chokes on blood that pours from his mutilated gums into his mouth, some tears from his eyes mixing with the red stains on the rest of his face.

You feel a little bad, but he was trying to kill you.

As you sit atop him, you shove a gloved finger in his toothless face and belittle him.

“That's what you get for trying to eat people! Seriously, what's wrong with yo-OUGH!”

There's the loud, popping sound of machine gun fire and a succession of hard impacts into your chest which cause you to fall over backward from the shots.

[To be continued in the next post]
>>
>>2038131
Now I feel kind of pad about rolling that 103.
>>
>>2038131
You wheeze and try to catch your breath through the throbbing pain in your chest area, trying to hear what's going on through your ragged breathing.

“Dammit Floyd, what took you so long?! You're luck your incompetence didn't get me killed!”

“Real shame. Kuchisake says to pull out. Boomerang and Ebon are already gone... Christ, what happened to Shark?”

“Nevermind him, tell her we have the two weakened and we can finish them off now!”

“Slade, she got power up and running again, 'spotted a couple of uninvited guests on the way. One of them grabbed Hotstreak, others aren't far behind her.”

“... Get this oaf up. Let's move.”

Your vision is a bit hazy, but you can clearly make out the masked face of the guy who shot you.

It's a man in a white mask, one of his eyes obscured by a bright red scope. At least, that's all you can make out of him at the moment.

He looks you over, letting out a whistle.

“Jesus kid, you must be eating your veggies. None of those went through...” He jokes.

“Floyd!”

“Yeah, on it.”

He leaves your frame of view, presumably helping up King Shark as his cries trail off.

You're tired.

Tired of random people showing up to kill you.

Tired of this conspiracy bullshit.

Tired of hearing names of projects and parts of you that you don't understand.

Tired of thinking.

You need to rest your eyes for a moment.

-----------------------------------------------------------

“Reno? Are you okay? Say something!”

A: “Mom? Is that you?”

B: “Something.”
C: “Go away.”

D: “Oh my god shut up.”

E: “Can I die in peace please?”

F: [Say nothing.]

G: [Write in.]

[One vote permitted.]
>>
>>2038145
>C: “Go away.”
>>
>>2038145
>G: [Write in.]
>"God, what now? Any other supervillains the world want to throw at me?"
>>
>>2038145
E: “Can I die in peace please?”
>>
>>2038145
>A: “Mom? Is that you?”
>>
>>2038152
this is really good, vote for this.
>>
>>2038145
>E: “Can I die in peace please?”
>>
>>2038152
Supporting.
>>
>>2038145
>E: “Can I die in peace please?”
>>
>>2038145
>B
>>
>>2038145
>D
>>
>>2038145
>E: “Can I die in peace please?”
>>
>>2038145
>E: “Can I die in peace please?”
>>
>>2037808
Insane diarrhea?
>>
>>2038145
>E: “Can I die in peace please?”
Snarky enough to fit reno without going full dickhead
>>
>>2037808
Increases melanin production.
>>
>>2038267
>Superman declared enemy of the state
>>
>>2038145
>E

“Can I die in peace please?” You grumble.

There's nothing for a moment, but suddenly there's a painful slap across the right side of your face.

Your eyes shoot open the minute the palm smacks against your face, making you wince in pain.

“OW! WHY?!” You ask the person slapping you, but as your rub the right side of your now exposed face, you look up to see a terrifying yet comforting sight.

Kneeling over you is Blackfire, her hair slick with rain water and her eyes glowing with violet fury as she spits venom at you through clenched teeth.

“WHY?! ARE YOU REALLY ASKING THAT?! I've been worried SICK for hours! I couldn't find you and started to think that racist piece of velnorf Lobo killed you, but then I watched some loser's cellphone video of Batman kicking your ass, so I thought you were going to be in jail! THEN I saw the dumb... Bat... Car thing drive back here so I followed it, all while having my communicator blow up with messages from that tramp Lady Black asking about you! What have you been doing with her, by the way?!”

“I-”

“Oh, I'm not finished, you asshole!” She chides, embers falling from her eyes.
“THEN THAT OTHER SKANK WITH THE CAT MASK spots me in the sky and warns me about how you're getting attacked at this ugly shop, so I rush over here and capture the douchiest looking one to interrogate for you, only to find my boyfriend presumably dying on the floor... AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AFTER YOU TOLD ME TO LET YOU DIE?!”

She's exploding with anger, taking deep ragged breaths as she ends her rant, only to explode shortly after.

“DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!”

A: “I'm so sorry, please don't kill me.”

B: “Would you stop yelling?! I'm fine. I'm always fine.”

C: “Why are you being such a bitch after I saved your ass back there?!”

D: “I love you.”

E: “... Wait, who did you grab?”

F: [Write in.]

[One vote permitted.]
>>
>>2038324
>D: “I love you.”
>>
>>2038324
>F: [Write in.]
...I'm sorry for making you worry. These last few days got really strange.
>>
>>2038324
>F) You're sexy when you're angry.
>>
>>2038324
>F: [Write in.]
>First off, the "let me die thing" is just a figure of speech, second, lady black is just my neighbor, not my type, and I'm pretty sure she's into red x anyway. Third, I love you too babe.
>>
>>2038324
>C
We did risk our lives against Lobo, don't know why she's being so annoying.
>>
>>2038324
>F: [Write in.]

Say nothing, just grab her and kiss her.
>>
>>2038324
>D: “I love you.”
Try to hug her if we can.
>>
>>2038324
>B: “Would you stop yelling?! I'm fine. I'm always fine.”
>>
>>2038324
>F: "The 'let me die in peace' thing makes more sense in context..."
>>
>>2038324
>F. This day has been full of the most stupid bullshit, since we parted ways, I've gotten taxed and power limited by batman, reminded about how the fleshy me got his therapy slit by joker, dragged here by batman's bitch daughter, ran across my dad who looked like he did gen rounds with the entire green lantern corps, got jumped by spade and a bunch of other metas and super assassins, found out I have a 'red sun generator' in me, lost my kinetic dampener, and slapped by my girlfriend. Oh also my belt talks in a voice only I can hear and demands blood from my enemies. At this point I was just too tired to give a shit about what was liable to be more bullshit.
>>
>>2038324
>D: “I love you.”
>>
>>2038351
>my belt talks in a voice only I can hear and demands blood from my enemies.
Honestly, she'd probably find that pretty hot
>>
>>2038324
>D: “I love you.”
>>
>>2038324
>D: “I love you.”
>>
>>2038324
>B: “Would you stop yelling?! I'm fine. I'm always fine.”
>>
>>2038324
>F

nobody calls my girl a troque.
>>
>>2038324
>D

You feel frightened by your angry alien girlfriend's temper. You simply stare at her with a blank face, while your brain just auto-generates what you hope to be the right words that'll make her settle down.

“I love you.”

The fire in her eyes quickly vanishes, and her orange cheeks become rosy as she blushes at your words.

She raises her other hand, and slaps the left side of your face.

“AHSHIT!” You bellow with a pain filled shout, wincing again.

“Will you please stop hitt-”

You're cut short by her hands holding the sides of your face as she firmly plants a deep kiss on your lips.

Your eyes go wide for a moment with surprise, but you easily melt into her as your arms wrap around her.

“Mmmm...” She sighs into the romantic embrace, pressing her body closer to yours as you hold her tight against your chest.

“Uhmm... Sister? Perhaps you could do the kissing of your boyfriend later.”

Your eyes snap open and you look towards the sound of the interrupting request.

Turning your head to the right, you can see the members of the Teen Titans scattered around the shop.

Raven and Beast Boy are with Black Bat, Raven using a black aura over her wound while Beast Boy has taken the form of a green collie for the Bat to pet.

Cyborg is currently examining your father, having dragged him away from the wreckage of the counter and laid him flat in a adjacent part of the room. He doesn't appear to be conscious.

Starfire stands next to Robin, who's currently cuffing the wrists and ankles of a bruised Hotstreak. The pyrokinetic thug just scowls at everyone in the room, smoke slowly rising from his scalp.

Blackfire's gentle hands curl up into tense fists at the sound of her sister's voice, and you don't even need to see her face to know the fire has returned to her eyes.

“There's a lot we need to discuss.” Robin adds, his statement catching the attention of Cyborg who just gives you a mean look.

You just glare at them all, ready to think a torrent of nasty thoughts about all of them until Lain's sweet voice cuts them all down from behind you.

“Uhmmm... This is the best and worst day of my life. My shop's totally ruined and I'll probably have to shut it down, but the Teen Titans actually showed up here sooo...”

You turn your head to the left to get a better look at her, her sunny face holding a large tray lined with eight frosty drinks topped with whipped cream.

“Would anyone like some Frieze Frappes?”

[TO BE CONTINUED]
>>
File: 1501211778178.jpg (72 KB, 736x562)
72 KB
72 KB JPG
That's all for this week! Thank you to all the wonderful anons who read and participate in these threads!
I hope you've been enjoying the reveals and action so far, but if you haven't I'd like to hear your thoughts! I strive to write better, and I want you guys to be able to enjoy my threads as much as possible!

As always, I'll be around for questions and bullying!
>>
>>2038523
How long were the Titans watching?
>>
>>2038529
The kiss? It didn't last too long.

As for when they showed up, I'd say about 7 minutes after.
>>
>>2038532
So, I take it Cyborg knows our identity now, huh?
>>
>>2038538
Yep, Blackfire took your helmet off!
>>
>>2038567

So Mach, since we've unlocked Omega beams.

Omega beam katana when?
>>
>>2038585
You've unlocked Omega *something.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMMphBe36FQ
>>
What was the reaction regarding Reno being the same guy that Cyborg knew?
What's Raven and Black Bat talking about?
How did Batman and Red X meeting again, go down?
>>
>>2038567
I can imagine Reno just falling flat onto his back with all this and just saying "That'd be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Laine, thanks" with only his arm making a thumbs uo.
>>
>>2038604
>What was the reaction regarding Reno being the same guy that Cyborg knew?
It's safe to say he's incredibly disappointed in you!

>What's Raven and Black Bat talking about?
Not much, I'd say.

>How did Batman and Red X meeting again, go down?
You'll find out!
>>
>>2038515
Lain is too good for this world
>>
>>2038622
He's gonna be way more disappointed when he finds out we were already in HIVE before the talk, so it was all a ruse to allow us to commit crimes

Did the Titans catch any of the other villains, or did they all split?
>>
>>2038633
Nope, just Hotstreak!
>>
>>2038645
Christ, don't tell me they think all this is our fault?
>>
>>2038622
>It's safe to say he's incredibly disappointed in you!
Hey, he was a damn good human shield.

Where's Dad?
>>
>>2038655
>Cyborg is currently examining your father, having dragged him away from the wreckage of the counter and laid him flat in a adjacent part of the room. He doesn't appear to be conscious.
>>
>>2038650
No, Cass gave them a quick rundown!

>>2038655
He's being examined by Cyborg.
>>
>>2038667
How many words did Cass use?
>>
File: 1499930317171.png (203 KB, 750x981)
203 KB
203 KB PNG
>>2038671
Enough.
>>
>>2038676
what does Cass think of Reno

also what does Lain think of Reno?
>>
File: [Ay papi].png (101 KB, 533x566)
101 KB
101 KB PNG
>>2038666
Looks like I got brain problems. Have a good week, Mach.
>>
>>2038676
Been enjoying the quest so far but this has got to be my favorite session in a while with the reveals and cool fight.

Can Belt unlock our hidden protocols for us? Did Batman tell Batgirl about us? How bad do you think we're gonna torture and slat joker, cause I think it'll be pretty damn gruesome! Gonna vote to work with batman till we get the chance and possibly destroy hive since brother blood knows too much.
>>
>>2038706
>Batgirl
you mean babs?
>>
File: 1505611330386.png (69 KB, 380x568)
69 KB
69 KB PNG
>>2038681
>what does Cass think of Reno
He's an objective. That's it.

>also what does Lain think of Reno?
She's mostly worried about him, might even go mom-mode at this rate!

>>2038697
Thank you! I hope you also have a fun week!

>>2038706
I'm glad you've been enjoying the sessions!

>Can Belt unlock our hidden protocols for us?
Yes!

>Did Batman tell Batgirl about us?
You'll find out!

>How bad do you think we're gonna torture and slat joker?
That's all up to you if you ever find him!
>>
>>2038515
Coffee MILF is best girl.
>>
>>2038763
How many villains did Lain recognize?
>>
>>2038816
All of them because she's a huge nerd!
>>
>>2038819
I love this woman
>>
>>2038819
Including Blackfire?
>>
>>2038823
Yep!
>>
>>2038842
what does she think of Blackfire being Battery's girlfriend?
>>
>>2038855
She might have some mom-things to say about her...
>>
Tell me about the coffee milf, can we waifu her?
>>
>>2038763
hey MP

hows blackfire holding up?

I notice she didnt immediately try to kill star, thats an improvement.

Are the Teen Titans willin to repair the worlds best coffee shop?

so, Battery Acid, Assault and Battery, Electroshock Therapy, or Susano-joe?

Our girlfriend seems to reject tamaranean polygamy in favor of wanting to murder everyone so she can keep our cock to herself. so, how bad would it be if starfire started hitting on us?

will cass ever stop being a bitch and open uo to reno?

is our sister just murder killing everything or is she gonna try hostages?

is she too going to scream at her vagina?
>>
Does Slade still like to fuck with the Teen Titans or is he just a mercenary in this quest
>>
>>2039360
>is she too going to scream at her vagina?
It took me a second to realize you were talking about the Rider belt.

I wonder if her's is sentient, too.
>>
>>2039496
Considering our belt is murder happy, and she is also murder happy, i doubt they’d be arguing if her belt is like ours they’d get along quite well.

"My blades want to taste blood!”
"What flavor, A, B, or do you just want the variety pack?”
>>
>>2039506
Plot Twist: She's talking to us and hacking into us through the belt[/spoiler[
>>
>>2039513
double plot twist she's got the good guy belt that yels at her when she murders
>>
>>2039521
>hey sis, wanna trade belts? I think we each got the wrong one by mistake

anyway

How high on Reno's priority list is protecting Blackfire's smile?
>>
>>2039554
Well we fought a killer biker that's capable of taking, if not beating per se, superman, so it's gotta be pretty high up there.
>>
I think we can all argee that the first priority is kicking the crap out of LOBO.

Fucking asshole steals our girl.
>>
File: 1501018996321.jpg (25 KB, 346x426)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>2039178
I don't think it would be a good idea considering how Blackfire is...

>>2039360
>hey MP
Hello!

>hows blackfire holding up?
She's happy for the most part! She wants to be mad at you, but you've done a good job of making her feel warm and fuzzy inside!

>Are the Teen Titans willin to repair the worlds best coffee shop?
Of course!

>so, Battery Acid, Assault and Battery, Electroshock Therapy, or Susano-joe?
Assault and Battery seems to be the most popular choice.

>Our girlfriend seems to reject tamaranean polygamy in favor of wanting to murder everyone so she can keep our cock to herself. so, how bad would it be if starfire started hitting on us?
VERY bad, but I don't think Starfire would try to mess with the one thing that's making her sister happy.

>will cass ever stop being a bitch and open uo to reno?
I wouldn't say Cass is being a bitch. Her head just works differently for obvious reasons.

>is our sister just murder killing everything or is she gonna try hostages?
>is she too going to scream at her vagina?
These questions will be answered in future threads!
>>
>>2039455
He does, but when someone like Lex hires him he becomes more "Deathstroke" than "Slade" if that makes sense.

>>2039554
Very high!
>>
>>2039969
really i thought susano-joe and Battery Acid were great

especially since battery acid is already a synonym for coffee.

O-mocha Beam? Cappu-Reno?

cant seem to figure out a good HENSHIN based name.
>>
>>2040230
What fuckin dive do you sup from that they call coffee "battery acid", anon?
>>
>>2040314
its a slang term for strong coffee, same with coffin varnish and mud
>>
>>2040328
Maybe if we fix Lain's shop she'll name a coffee "Battery Acid" after us?
>>
>>2040230
I would go with Cappu-Reno if it didn't reveal his identity.

I really like O-Mocha Beam though!
>>
>>2040381
whoops! Forgot my trip again.
>>
>>2040390
Would Lain naming a coffee "Blackfire Brew" assuage our murderous lover's ego?
>>
>>2040400
>it's coffee with a hint of Bbq sauce

> Blackfire is unsure if she's being mocked or if this is the best thing ever
>>
>>2040400
Pretty much what>>2040408 said!
>>
>>2040432
Would she drink it anyways?
Or would she try and order it in secret, in full trenchcoat, sunglasses, and fedora.
>>
>>2040445
She'd probably drink so much she vibrates faster than the Flash.
>>
>>2040456
>"Alright, babe, I didn't wanna say it, but you're cut off."
>"Fucking WHAT!? Reno, don't you dar-"
>"Kom, you threw a fucking 'bolt at your /shadow/ because you thought it was your /sister/. You're too hyper! You need to re-"
>"Blackfire."
>"Blackfire no."
>"Put. The thermos. Down."
>"....."
>'CHUGCHUGCHUG"
>"Aw fuckit, HENSHIN!"
>>
>>2040473
I like this outcome!
>>
>>2039969
>I don't think it would be a good idea considering how Blackfire is...
I'm not seeing a no there.
>>
>>2040793
Nah coffe milf is for dad. We will travel the universe bonnie and clyde style with blackfire.

But with a less shitty ending.
>>
>>2040845
>Nah coffe milf is for dad
now i want to see dad as a barista terrifying look and voice included
>>
>>2040473
>>2040521
>Reno and Blackfire coffee hyper war shenanigans at the Titan Tower when?
>>2041018
>That will be tree fifty for they O-Mega Coffee blend, pay or be incinerated.
>>
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2036827/

Thread has been archived!
>>
>>2041018
Dad will be in charge of the drive in order. Or maybe he can be the mascot.




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.