>>2020615
It's time to fuck MILFs and kill children.
AT THE SAME TIME.

Question Time

What happens next decides whether or not we're gonna' time skip or do a few more things with Hiki.

It's still like four and half days till this part of the Exam ends, so here's the question.

Do you wanna' go out into the Forest again and do some exploring/training, and meet up with Karin and do that whole thing where you add yet another girl to your Autistic harem, or just time skip to the Tourney?

I promise we'll get to the Tourney today, regardless.

>>2020627
Timeskip to tourney please.

>>2020627
nah, we should timeskip.

>>2020620

You and I will get along just fine anon

>>2020627

Let's go inna woods and train/explore

>>2020615

Hey Moonrune. Will we get Hiki to the Preliminaries today?

>>2020627
Training and more autism women please

>>2020627
Training and interacting sounds fun

>>2020634
Actually, I'll change to this >>2020639
Because then we have the chance to double-cuck Sasuke.

>>2020627
Train up Genjutsu with Kori

>>2020638
Second post I made tells you.

>>2020651

Sorry, auto-update wasn't on. Let's train...

>>2020627
Time Skip

Also, Moonrunes, why are you in all the quests I read? Stop it.

>>2020627
time skip

>>2020645

Moon I have an unofficial title for the Hiki portions of the quest.

>Autistic Iron Kid Cucks Local School Shooter

>>2020664
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>2020669
Two thumbs Chaos.

>>2020627
Let's train. I guess what we train'll come later?

Oh, and is Ko and Co. really the name you're using for our team, or was that a joke?

I would like to train up Genjutsu a bit to the point where we can eliminate sounds we make or present us as doing absolutely nothing when in our opponent's point of view.

>>2020633
>>2020664
>>2020668

>>2020635
>>2020639
>>2020642
>>2020645
>>2020648
>>2020659
>>2020675
>>2020679


At this point I don't even need the whole 10 minutes to tell training wins.

Writing. Let's go fuck Naruto's cousin.

>>2020683
>Let's go fuck Naruto's cousin
I came here for gains not worst girl.

>>2020675

Speed training with Gaara...

"If you can dodge sand then you can dodge a kunai."

>>2020674
The only way you'd know that is if you were stalking me, stop it.

My secret night touching skills are only to be passed down through family.

>>2020691
Anon, I'm your father.

>>2020687

She's a one and done anon

>>2020691

Could you say THESE NIGHT TOUCHING SKILLS HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN YOUR FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS?!

>>2020691
THIS MASTURBATION TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!

>>2020693
Then you owe me like 30 years worth of birthday and christmas presents, plus allowance.

>>2020696
Yes.

Remember, don't disturb or coddle any teams that aren't being sexually harassed by that snake guy, helping unworthy genin get to the next stage would be akin to putting a baby on a highwire.

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>You're bored.

"I'm bored." You state, getting a glare from Sasu as you disrupt his nap. Again. "I'm going to go see if I can go out into the Forest again."

"Whatever, just don't...aw who am I kidding, you'll probably end up fighting a bear and winning or something." Sasu says, turning his back to you on the couch and catching some more sleepy time. Fighting a bear, how silly.

You head over to the two Chunin currently sitting at the front desk, both of them arguing with each other about the importance of background characters in anime or something. Weird. "Excuse me." They both turn to look at you, huge grins appearing on their faces. Hmmm. "I was wondering, is it against the rules to go back out into the Forest after you've completed the Scroll test?"

The one with spiky black hair blinks, looking to his partner before shrugging. "I dunno, I mean, I guess not. Why the hell would you wanna' go back out there anyways?"

His friend smacks him on the shoulder. "It's obvious he's got a little sweetheart out there and he's worried about her man."

"Oooooh." The spiky haired Chunin says, nodding his head. "Is that kid, you worried about your honey?"

You're silent for a moment, just staring at these two adults and wondering if Sinchu wasn't such an oddity after all. "No, I just wanna' train."

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says you can't, and I guess as long as you don't help anyone get a scroll it's cool."

That's all you needed. You nod your head and rush outside, the night sky above you giving a nice blue hue to the Forest.

Now, exactly what kind of training should you do?

>Well?

>>2020720
Speed

>>2020720
Find a Bear. Then find a second Bear.
Do lifts with the Bears.

>>2020720

> Speed training

>>2020720
>Strength

There is no such thing as overkill.

>>2020716

>Implying we shouldn't help Hinata

You fucking monster anon

>>2020720

Let's go with hand seals, it's the second lowest and we never even touched it before

>>2020720
>Genjutsu, see if you can make yourself unnoticable

>>2020720
Hand Seals. Gotta work on our finger skills for the ladies~

>>2020730

I don't think we can. I'm pretty sure that Hiki's strength stat has literally been maxed out...

Uhull best quest is here. Also it will be good to train with Kori and Sasu.

Or if we can check on their mental status.

>>2020720
>Handseals while working out
Double gains.

>>2020737
>>2020731
Hand Seals.
>>2020726
>>2020729
Speed
>>2020728
>>2020730
Strength(No gains because you're a fucking 5)
>>2020740
They're sleeping anon.

>>2020743
And this one I missed by like 14 seconds, brings Hand Seals up to 3 votes.

>>2020720
>Also, invite Kori and Bebikau for the training

>>2020748

Is it possible to boost two stats at one like (>>2020743) said? I'd image the DC would increase sharply...

>>2020745
Why are they sleeping? It's only been like two hours since we got here after 30 minutes of running.

>>2020745
>They're sleeping anon.

What is this strange thing you speak about

>>2020753
Oh yeah. Like, yeah.

>>2020752
They are sleeping. Let then rest a little.

>>2020756
And they got to take a rest when Gaara drove us to the tower. So they should be fine.

>>2020745
I just want to benchpress a bear.

>>2020757
Its something people who wear shirts do
In other words no one in Tetsu knows

Mmmmkay, Hand Seals wins.

2d100

DC...80.
Second DC...45

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2020769

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2020769

Rolled 95, 71 = 166 (2d100)

>>2020769

Rollan

Rolled 23, 44 = 67 (2d100)

>>2020769

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2020771
>>2020772
>>2020776
These are some mighty fine 1d100 rolls.

Sadly we need 2d100.

Rolled 8, 27 = 35 (2d100)

>>2020780

Rolling...

Rolled 47, 14 = 61 (2d100)

>>2020780
>>2020769
I'm dumb

Rolled 72, 87 = 159 (2d100)

>>2020769

Mmmkay, you passed both.

You gained a .5 to Hand Seals, bringing it up to 2.0.

You're...
Jesus you're totals stats are 25.

Good job.

Rolled 9, 48 = 57 (2d100)

>>2020780

>>2020787

What was the other DC for?

>>2020791
Karin.

Writing.

>>2020773
Hell yeah good work Chaos.

>>2020792

Our seduction roll?

>>2020792
Is she being hunted by a bear again?

>>2020803
I hope so. I want to benchpress a bear.

Hiki's just shirtless doing handseals in the forest of death.

>>2020787
Yeah we need to go higher we are pretty garbage. this is a joke please din't take it seriously

>>2020809
Of course beed that natural breeze caressing our muscles.

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Hmmm, working on your Seal knowledge wouldn't hurt. You'd definitely be able to do a lot more Ninjutsu instead of running up and punching things.

Even though that works 95% of the time.

Better see what Tesshin thinks. "Tesshin." You wait a few seconds, no answer. "Tesshin." You say again, a little more force. Again, nothing. "Hmmm." You decide it's not that important right now, if he wants to talk with you, he'll talk with you.

You head a little farther into the Forest, climbing up a tree before sitting yourself down on a branch. Your ears pick up some fighting, but by the sound of things they're far away. You sit down, crossing your legs before bringing your hands up and going through the basic Seals that everyone's taught. "Monkey, Dragon, Rat, Bird, Snake, Ox, Dog, Horse, Tiger, Boar, Ram, Hare." You repeat these signs, uttering their names to yourself over and over again. The only thing that shakes your focus a bit is the cold night air, and you're regretting not putting your shirt back on earlier. Oh well, more training.

After what seems like a few hours, your sore butt is causing too much of a distraction for you to ignore anymore. You stand up, stretching yourself in the moon light before-

ROAAAARRRRRR!~

"WHERE IS EVERYBODY!"

Hmm. Your ears perk up at that. Sounds like someone's in danger, and something big's coming after them. It's not really any of your business, and anyone not able to handle the Forest shouldn't have taken the Exam.

"HELLLLLLP!"

Then again...

>What do?

>>2020828
Go investigate

>>2020828
Find them and stay out of sight (shouldn't be too hard since she's being chased by a bear) only intervene if it looks like she's going to die.

>>2020828

> Investigate

>>2020828

Time to suplex a bear everyone, oh and save Karin I guess

>>2020828
>>What do?
DYNAMIC ENTRY!

>>2020828
It sounds like that bear's in trouble! We gotta investigate!

>>2020845
I'd prefer judo throwing it into a tree like Izumi in FMA Brotherhood did.

>>2020840
this

>>2020828
Go help i guess?It might be good trainning.

>>2020838
>>2020840
>>2020844
>>2020858
Looks like investigating but staying out of sight is winning.

Five more minutes.

>>2020852
Why not wrestle it?

>>2020873

No need. All we need is a single, sharp blow to the back of the genin's head...

>>2020886
>No need. All we need is a single, sharp blow to the back of the genin's head...
Ahhh, good ol' Hiki.
Also writing.

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You'd feel better if you at least went and checked up on what was happening. You leap from branch to branch, the loud shouting and the roaring getting closer and closer. Whoever this person is, they're oddly close to the Tower, whether they know it or not.

When you finally come across the source of the yelling, you're more than a little surprised at the sheer size of the bear you see below you. "That's a big bear." You mutter to yourself, crouching down on a tree branch and watching the scene below.

It seems some red haired girl, probably close to your age, is all by herself and pinned against a tree, the bear in front of her slowly marching to wards her. You glance around, wondering if this isn't some strategy in order to get some premium bear meat for energy, but you don't see her teammates anywhere.

Hmmm. The girl's crying now, and you can't really blame her, the bear looks hungry and vicious. She tries to make a run for it, but doesn't make it ten feet before tripping over a branch, knocking her glasses off in the process. The bear takes this opportunity and lunges for her.

>Well?
>You gonna' fuck this bear up or what? Think of all that delicious bear meat.
>Oh and, like, you'd save Karin. Whatever.

You know what'd be funny? Destroying the scrolls of everyone we come across.

>>2020912
DYNAMIC ENTRY!

>>2020912
Kill and eat bear. If she asks she can have some.

>>2020917
You'd earn the title of Iron Dick perfectly that way.

>>2020912
You know, if we kill it carefully and carry it back to the compound, I bet Susumu would really appreciate all the good meat to eat for dinner (thus saving money) and the sick new rug. Let's kill it and make into a rug and dinner.

Also yeah, let's save glasses girl.

>>2020912

Let's tear the bear's head off with our Tetsu ubermench strength

>>2020917

You're the truest asshole anon, good work

>>2020912
get the drop on it then go full iron and crush it

>>2020929
Yeah, Susumu would appreciate it.

But uh, he's busy right now.

>>2020923
I'm trying to think of an iron pun for Dick Dastardly and I can't

>>2020912

> Knock Karin out and whisk her away

We gotta stop this evil genin from terroizing this poor, innocent bear...

>>2020933
and I mean that literally

>>2020912
Iron Dynamic entry!

SUPLEX THE BEAR!!

>>2020912
Iron Bullet Jutsu, one shot, one kill. Bring home bear.

>>2020950

Changing my vote to this...

>>2020935
Showing him the bear shouldn't take more than a minute. I'm sure it'll go just fine.

>>2020957
We should skin the bear and wear it will make us less cold

Okay, killing the bear is a go.

2d100

First DC is 45 for killin' da' bear. Sasuke could do it so you can easily.

Second DC is 80 for Karin's...view of your Chakra. Yeah.

Roll.

Rolled 43, 85 = 128 (2d100)

>>2020987

Rolled 41, 47 = 88 (2d100)

>>2020987

Rolled 57, 5 = 62 (2d100)

>>2020987

Rolling...

Rolled 88, 58 = 146 (2d100)

>>2020987
>Wow, it's so big...

Rolled 96, 47 = 143 (2d100)

>>2020987

Rolled 90, 12 = 102 (2d100)

>>2020987

Roll

>>2020989
>>2020990
>>2020992
>>2020994
>>2020995
96/100 Mega pass.
85/100 Pass.

You did it anons.

Writing.

>>2020989
57 and 85? cool

>>2020998
Splosh

>>2020998
If we crit failed that would Sauske have arrived to steal the credit?

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Hmmm, you wonder what bear tastes like?

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" You shout, jumping down from the tree tops with your foot outstretched in the typical Taijutsu user attack/greeting. The bear looks up, confused at the sudden interruption of his meal. Your foot slams into the beasts head, the sickening crack a good sign that you've killed the beast instantly. That, and its head goes flying off, bouncing against the ground so hard that it actually explodes the entire bottom half of its jaw and covering the Forest floor in blood.

You land neatly against the bear's corpse, it's soft fur feeling good against your feet. The clouds above the trees move, letting the moonlight hit you and your prize in a stunning scene you're sure would look cool in a picture. Shame you don't have a camera on you.

You hear rustling, turning around to see the red haired girl sitting up now, her glasses back on her head and...well she's staring at you like Temari was earlier. You get that look a lot when your shirt's off. "You okay?" You ask, leaping down from the bear and standing in front of the girl.

"I..uh..." Is she in shock? You did just decapitate a bear with your foot, so that may be it. Maybe she thinks you're scary, you've had that happen before.

You decide to ease up the situation. "Sorry if I scared you, but I just couldn't bear to see you hurt." You'll have to think Sinchu later for teaching you all these cool jokes.

The girl blinks, then smiles. "Ahah. Yeah, it would've been unbearable if I'd gotten hurt there."

Oho, she wishes to challenge you in puns, is that it?

>Well?
>Yeah, this is happening.

>>2021023
That and you would've had the bear fall on top of you. That way anons get their bear push ups as a consolation prize.

>>2021032
>"Where is your team? This whole area seems bearren of other ninja."

>>2021032
Its unbearlievable we made her punny

>>2021032

Introduce ourselves and ANNIHILATE THIS BITCH IN A PUN BATTLE

>>2021032

> Did she just challenge you to a pun duel. Hiki. Hiki destroy this person. Destroy her with puns...

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>>2021032
>>2021051
Either this or an int roll to make you think of the puns.

Okay, pun off is a go.

1d100
No DC I just have to find out how good the puns will be.

Don't Crit Fail here.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>2021080

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2021080
Come on, Crit Fail!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2021080

Rolling...

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2021080
>not having us bite our tongue off and becoming mute

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2021080

>>2021094
Damn, your pun game is on point.

Fuck now I gotta' come up with puns!

Writing.

>>2021104
http://punpedia.org/bear-puns/

>>2021094

These puns are the finest quality

>>2021104

We were BEARy preBEARed in that situation

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>Not making the Chunin Exams one big thread
I've liked this so far but what a cucked descision.
And Iron Blood? Really? Had whoever came up with and voted for that not finished the anime or read the novels?

>>2021110
>Had whoever came up with and voted for that not finished the anime or read the novels?
Sorry, most of us have lives. I'm sure the guy that came up with it did too. I'm working on becoming a basement dweller, though, so I'm sure I'll make it one day brother. Wait for me.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2021080

>>2021124
Too late.

>"Hey guys we'll get to the third round in this thread."
>Starts a pun-off with some chick we saved with a bear

Pleas don't end early like you did the last two sessions too.

>>2021124

Thank fuck you're late

>>2021124
Thank the sage of six path you are late.

>>2021122
The Sasuke novel's adaptation is pretty good and only five episodes. I guess they also missed the whole Kakuzu and Hidan Arc too?

>>2021110
I have no idea who that is

>>2021124
Good job, anon.

>>2021110
It was either that or Blood Iron. Plus I don't think the name is even decided on for the rogue Tetsu Medic-nin. which was brought up last thread Pretty sure the only thing that is agreed upon is being an evil brilliant dick who took advantage of the Tetsu blood disorder to hide his research.

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It's on.

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't see your teammates around anywhere." You hold out a hand, helping the girl stand up.

She adjusts her glasses, grinning. "It's embearassing to admit, but I lost track of my teammates." Oooh, she's good. "My name's Karin by the way."

"Hiki." You say, shaking her hand. Time to kick things up a notch. "You should try and find your teammates, spending some koalaty time with them is good for any shinobi team."

Karin blinks in surprise at your top notch pun skills, then smirks. "I've tried, but me and my team don't always see eye to eye. You could say we're polar opposites."

You blink, then smile, body shaking with quiet laughter. Before long Karin joins you, the sounds of your giggling voices echoing through the Foreest. "That, that was good." You say, standing back up with your hands on your hips. You'e aware that she's staring at you again, but pay it no mind. "So, I'm guess you've only found one scroll so far?"

At that she looks a little worried, clutching the Earth scroll in her hands and taking a step back. "Y-yeah?"

You shrug. "I'm not aiming to take it, I've already found the scrolls needed and already passed this part of the Exam. I'm just out here training."

She looks at you like you're crazy. "You're...training? In this place?!" You nod. "...you must be really strong then."

You shrug again. "I get by. I should probably head back now though, team's probably worried about me. Take care of yourself Karin."

"Take care of yourself too Hiki..."

>So....
>What's Taka up to?
>We know what Susumu's doing.

>>2021145
Or do you guys just wanna' skip to the Tourney?

>>2021145

> Training again

>>2021145

LET'S GET TO THE TOURNEY, because Taka is as always being a good boy spending time with the Hanabi and Hiashi

>>2021154
>Or do you guys just wanna' skip to the Tourney?
Yes please.

>>2021137
>I haven't read Sasuke Shinden or finished the anime, so I'll respond to something about Sasuke Shinden
>Even though I don't know what that is

>>2021145
Investigating with Hanabi the strange screams coming from the Tetsu compound

>>2021167

Swapping support to this...

"What is that strange scream? It sounds like a werewolf..."

>>2021154
Nah dude, let's skip the whole exam and watch Taka make loli's wet, followed by Sinchu being a little bitch and end the thread with Susumu freaking out over fucking dog MILF.

Get to the fucking tournament already.

>>2021154
Eh, now we can just skip to the tourney, taka can be right after our fight, it'll be funnier that way. Susumu is probably still busy being a lewd

>>2021145
skip to the tourney

>>2021154
Tourney.

>>2021145
What's Taka doing in the middle of the night?

>>2021154
Tourney

Tourney it is, and I've got my hat full of names ready too.

Okay then, writing.

>>2021211

I have mine too

>>2021167
Tsume and Susumu are in the forest outskirts not in the compound.

>>2021211
I'm hoping we fight neji in the ring outside, hiashi's face would be hilarious.

Alright, we need to plan Hiki's next step. What happens to Sasuke next, and how do we take it from him?

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>>2021221
>Neji and Hiki fighting to be the winner
>Nat 100
>We win in a single punch

>>2021222

Question is, where do we get one of those mangekyos without going to Danzo?

>>2021222

Hiki steals Sasuke's spot as Naruto's rival?

We trivialize his training with kakashi by using Chidori during the preliminaries?

We beat up and capture/kill Itachi somehow?

>>2021230
>where do we get one of those mangekyos without going to Danzo
Hiki does the Tetsu Clan massacre and joins the Akatsuki of course.

>>2021230
We could just kill Danzo and take one.

>>2021222
>>2021238
Why are you guys so focused on Sasuke? Who cares about him, let's just be besties with Gaara and enjoy our 25 Stat Point total.

>>2021251

Uh. What are you even talking about anon? Maybe you should take a look at what question I was responding to...

"...and so, because there's a lot of you who made it through the Forest, we're going to be holding a tournament to trim the fat."

You, your teammates, and a great many other Genin teams watch as your latest Proctor, Hayate Gekkou, explains the next part of the Exam.

At least, you thought this was the next part of the Exam. For whatever reason, they decided that there's too many of you who passed. You'd have thought they'd be happy about that, but oh well.

You're happy to see that all of the other Genin teams from the Leaf made it through, though a couple of them look worse for wear. especially Choji, who looks like his entire right side was hit by some by acidic burns. You're surprised he's still standing. Shino isn't look any better either, parts of his jacket are stained with blood, and he's obviously forcing himself to stand at this point.

You notice a few of the other Genin teams aren't doing that well either. The Valley's Genin team looks fine, except for the littlest one, Egao, the one who helped Kori during the Trading Post mission. His arm's in a stint, and he's leaning against his sister. The Soun team looks rough, but the one with spiky hair is actually missing an arm. You doubt he's going to be fighting.

The Mist team is mostly okay, except for Minoru, who's passed out and being carried on Deku's shoulders.

The Cloud Genin...look unscratched. Worrying.

You look forward, locking eyes with Sensei Ko and sharing a smile between the two of you. No doubt he heard about how quickly you beat the Forest, he's got to be proud of his team.

"So here's how things arcough...cough...going to go. We're using the giant titantron behind us," Hayate jerks a thumb at the giant tv screen, the one behind the two giant stone hands. "Two names will be randomly picked, those two fight. Winner moves on. Now, is there anyone here who's not able to compete?"

You see a few hands, although slowly, get raised. All in all, 9 Genin are removed from the fight, which causes Hayate to frown. "Well, that's a problem, now we've got uneven numbers. Okay, so one of you've sitting this out and it's going to be..." He pulls out a remote from his pocket, turning to look at the screen before pressing a button. You see names flashing by on the screen, going by at a rapid pace before it lands on...

>>2021251
It's just a joke, mostly from how hiki has unwittingly taken the vast majority of sasuke's coolest moments preshippuden without actually trying , or a purpoeful intention, to.

>>2021262
>before it lands on...
The armless wonder?

>>2021258
Maybe you should learn to read, instead.

>>2021250

That's...hm, how DO we kill Danzo?

>>2021251

Not their fault that good 'ol Hiki has been cucking Sasuke repeatedly. Inb4 Hiki's hidden eternal cuck Sasuke jutsu gets him a rinnegan. Notthat I'm complaining.

>>2021262

Sound Gundam?

>>2021282

Yeah I missed the point he was making. My apologies...

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>>2021262
"...Tenten. Looks like it's your lucky day. You get to set out this part."

You hear Tenten shout for joy, pumping her fists in the air. Then you see Lee offering her some words of encouragement, no doubt trying to cheer her up for the fact that she won't get to fight in this round. Lee's such a good guy.

"Okay, everybody up to the rafters...or whatever it's called, and get ready, we'll be deciding the first two to fight soocough...coughCOUGH....to be fighting soon."

You feel like your Proctor needs to get his throat checked. You and everybody else heads up to the top viewing areas, you're happy to see that you're team is next to Gaara's, who nods his head at you.

"So, new record huh?" You turn, seeing Sensei Ko standing behind you with a smile on his face. Kori immediately runs forward and wraps him in a hug, Bebikau doing the same. "Heh, glad to see you guys made it through without a scratch."

"Shit, it wasn't easy Sensei," Sasu says, leaning against the railing. "Some creepy dude showed up and was trying to, well, creep on Hiki here. If it wasn't for him and that Gaara dude, we probably would've been screwed."

Ko frowns, his eyes looking across the room and landing on Hinata. "Yes, I've been made aware of what happened. It's being looked into, I promise you that."

"Okay the, everybody mind shutting up?" You all turn to look at the Proctor, who presses a button on the remote again, names flying across the screen before they land on....

>Here.
>We.
>Go.

>>2021286
>how DO we kill Danzo
Kill the clan as Hiki, spare Taka they're brothers, right?, go on an edgelord journey as Taka and kill Danzo at the Five Kage Summit.

Oh...oh....ohhhhhhhhh.

Oh?

>>2021286
Right now? We don't. Hiki is strong, but he's no where near strong enough to face danzo. Give it till shippuden, we might be able to then.

>>2021301
are we fighting gaara?

>>2021294
Look at Hinata too.

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>>2021301

>>2021296

It's time to stop the bait

>>2021301

Soooooooo?

>>2021262
>The Mist team is mostly okay, except for Minoru, who's passed out and being carried on Deku's shoulders.
I thought this was the Rain team?

>>2021301
What, is it gaara?

Kori?

Sasu?

Sasuke?

Naruto?

Hinata? Please don't let it be hinata, at this point of the show It's like kicking a puppy.

>>2021320
It's not bait, stealing Sasuke's arc is the ultimate cuckholdery.

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Guys....

Writing.

>>2021328

You're planning on stealing Itachi's arc

>>2021338

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2021338
[MOTIVATION TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF NEJI INTENSIFIES]

>>2021338
If this fucker will be cruel to her...

>>2021338
Oh.....ooooooooohhh.....oh no.....

>>2021338

Heh...

Ha-ha!

>>2021338
Neji is a good boy.

>>2021338
hmm, ain't Kori and Neji pretty close in stats? Sure, Kori is in a bad spot mentally, but I have faith in the girl.

Do we roll for Kori, or will it all be handled by OP?

>>2021338
It won't be /that/ hard to play keepaway with him since she has ice. Freeze the floor to fuck with his footing and she can always use Bebikau as a sacrifice to get him with an ice spear or some shit.

>>2021353
No he's not, if he's go too far against her we're breaking his legs.

>>2021360
Also, have Sasu and Kori not made any gains at all, or have you not updated the pastebin yet?

>>2021338
Oooooh if this fucker is mean to Kori.

>>2021344

And so Hiki uses Tesshin's power to become just like Berserker Asura and annihilates Neji

>>2021354

Kori beats out Neji's stats by 1

>>2021338
So we're all in agreement that if he goes to far we're breaking him later, correct?

>"Kori Eis, vs Neji Hyuga."

Your stomach does a little flip, your body slowly turning to Kori as you try to see how she reacts.

You're surprised.

She gives you and Sasu a quick thumbs up, her smile shining like a thousand suns. "Don't worry guys, I promise I'll do my best. Ready Bebikau?!"

"Moooooo! Ready!"

You watch as Kori jumps down, Bebikau staying on her back as the two of them land down onto the, you guess, arena floor. They walk to the center, where Neji and Hayate are already waiting. Neji looks about the same as he always does, sure of himself and creepily staring at everyone with those blanks eyes, but what he says throws you off guard. "May the best shinobi win." Holding his hand out for Kori.

Oh the poor fool.

Kori wraps him up in a hug, and you can tell it's a tight one from how his blank eyes bug out. "Awww! Thanks Neji! I hope you do well too!"

"Uh, yeah. So you two ready?" Hayate asks, earning a nod from Neji and a thumbs up from Kori and...somehow Bebikau. "Alright then, let'er rip!"

...what?

>Okay guys, you'll be rolling for Kori, and I'll be doing Neji
1d100s. Let's do this.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2021371

Rolling...

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2021371

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2021371
Remember Kori, wax the car! Wax the car!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2021371

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2021371

>Worry.jpg

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>2021371

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2021371

Rolled 71, 95, 38, 7, 95 = 306 (5d100)

>>2021374
>>2021375
>>2021377
>>2021378
>>2021379
Not bad, now here's Neji's.

>>2021371
Cheer for Kori. Instruct her to use her secret technique of not being able to have kids to beat him.

Also, we should ask Neji how Taka and Hanabi are doing.

>>2021384
rip in peace

>>2021384
[INTENSITY INTENSIFIES]

>>2021384

> Two 95s

Well, if Kori's uterus wasn't destroyed before it definitely is now...

>>2021384

We beat three rolls! That's ok right? R-Right?

>>2021384
hmm, close round with Neji leading slightly. Interesting.

>>2021384
Eh that's Neji Alrigth.

Guess Neji got quite he's match up with Kori.

Hey, Kori gave a good showing against Neji, and that's what counts. One thing tho, we forgot to roll for Bebikau.

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Kori jumps back immediately, putting some distance between her and Neji. Smart, the Hyuga's Gentle Fist is deadly, last thing one wants to do is do some close quarters combat with one of them. "Ice Style: Ice Bullet Jutsu!" You watch as Kori brings out her signature technique, firing off multiple ice balls to wards Neji in an attempt to take him out from a distance.

It doesn't go as planned.

"Eight Trigrams, 32 Palms!" You watch as Neji takes up a stance, then begins spinning, his Chakra visible to all who see as he begins blocking and slapping away all of Kori's ice bullets, knocking them out of the air with ease. Not only that, but he's advancing on her and Bebikau at the same time.

Kori frowns, but quickly gains back her momentum by summoning up two clones, they even have little Bebikau's on their backs as well. "Split!" She shouts, the two clones running on either side of Neji as Kori begins another Jutsu. "Water Style: Cascading Wave!" You watch as Bebikau stands up, popping off the tops of two water bottles before tossing them. The water erupts, creating a large wave that travels forward, heading straight for Neji, while at the same time the two clones move in on him.

"Eight Traigrams, 64 Palms!" Neji's spinning picks up, his hands striking out and hitting the clones, causing them to disappear in a puff of smoke, at the same time his spinning body crashes into the way, exploding it and splashing everyone in the arena with water.

Kori herself is knocked back from the explosion, her body tumbling to the ground before it bumps into the wall. You watch as Neji stops his spinning, standing up straight and slowly making his way to wards Kori. "You're putting up a good effort Kori, but I've been training non-stop to fight long range shinobi for a while now. If you've got some secret technique you were hopping to use, I'd use it now."

You frown, getting mad at Neji's taunting...or is he? You look down, noticing the grin on Kori's face, as she and Bebikau look at each other. "What do you say Bebikau, should we give Neji what he's asking for?"

"Mmmmooooooo!"

>Roll.

>>2021436
DC 120 for Bebikau to not hinder Kori. No bonus.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2021441
Ha, called it!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2021441
[that intensifies]

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2021441

Rolling...

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2021441

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2021441

Roll

Rolled 12, 53, 65, 22, 93 = 245 (5d100)

>>2021451
Yooooooooooooooooooooo.

Chaos does it again.

Here's Neji's rolls.

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>>2021451
good 'un, Chaos.

>>2021453
Damn, a 93. That's Neji, alright.

>>2021451

>Rolled a 99

Tzeentch is with us today boys, and I'm here as his vessel

>>2021453
>inb4 she uses the demonic mirroring ice crystals.

Sorry this is taking a while, need to find the image I had saved away for this.

So what kind of surname is Eis?

>>2021482

>Inb4 Naruto has a flashback and goes Tardfox mode

>>2021502

A cool one

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>>2021451
>Namefags ruin yet another Naruto Quest

>>2021511
If we just ignore him he'll go away.

>>2021502

What, haven't warmed up to it these past 7 threads?

>>2021520
I didn't hear of her last name until now, it just seems foreign to the village.

>>2021520
It's really hard to get past a name with such a cold reception.

>>2021526
Then again, Rock Lee.

>>2021526

Well her clan DID come from the Mist

>>2021528
I dunno, Kori's been a pretty chill teammate so far, I like her.

>>2021532
I thought it was Yukigakure?

>>2021535
I dunno, ever since the border post she's been kinda frigid.

>>2021539

I could go back and check

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You watch as Kori and Bebikau sink up, their hand movements practically a mirror image of one another...except for the fact that one's a pair of a hooves. "Man Beast Style: Man Beast Fusion!" A puff of smoke envelops the two of them, and a sudden gust of hair whips through the arena, causing Neji to stop in his tracks and bring up his arms. When the smoke disappears you have to widen your eyes.

"Mmooooooove on over! It's my turn now!" Kori...Bebikau...you're not sure who this is. Standing where Bebikau and Kori were just a few seconds ago is some sort of cow human, very obviously a girl by the looks of things. "Let's rock Neji!" She screams, kicking off from the ground and covering the distance between her and Neji within seconds. All the poor little Hyuga can do is try to block before Korikau's fist slams into him, knocking him off his feet and into the air.

"That's a very high level Jutsu." You hear Ko sensei say. "To even try it would require both the user and their animal compatriot to be in perfect harmony with one another, both mind, body, and chakra."

You grin, feeling immense pride in Kori for her accomplishment. It also looks like it's paying off by how well she's knocking Neji around in the air, seeming to just keep herself afloat by kicking the air itself. "Kori's pretty impressive, isn't she Sasu?"

"Uh, yeah, impressive." You turn, seeing his face completely red as he watched Kori demolish Neji. "But uh, Sensei, usually the stronger the Jutsu the more Chakra is takes up, right? How long can she last like this?"

Ko furrows his brow. "Honestly I'm surprised she's lasted this long. If she doesn't finish off Neji soon she's going to be in trouble."

"No, I believe in Kori." You say, clenching the iron railing with both fists. "She can do this."

>Can she?
>Last roll

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2021549
Honestly wouldn't mind if she lost at this point,she put up a good fight

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2021549

Rolling...

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2021549

She might actually do it, rollan

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2021549

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2021549
>Hiki, Hiki, I have an idea for a jutsu!
>And what is it, Kori?
>I'll be like Suzu
>But a cow

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2021543
True enough. We gotta look for an opportunity to break the ice and cheer her up.

>>2021549
pls

Rolled 18, 30, 91, 5, 78 = 222 (5d100)

>>2021559
>>2021560
>>2021561
>>2021563
>>2021566
Good job. Here's Neji's

>>2021569
>By 1 point.
She put up a good fight anons. That's all that matters.

>>2021569
Phew, Kori was starting to be a bit of a special snowflake there.

>>2021569
FUCKING HELL, ONE POINT DIFFERENCE

>>2021569

>Beaten by 1

JUST

>>2021572

How?

>>2021569
Getting that close to beating Neji and only losing by 1 point?
Thats a damn good show right there. Kori did fucking amazing.

>>2021573
>>2021579
Hey, maybe Neji will be cool for once and compliment her.

Anyway, cheer for Kori, she's awesome, and shake a fist at the Hyuga while doing your best sneer.

>>2021572
Hell, i rolled that 90 and i totally agree. It makes more sense story-wise that she would lose, can't have every single character be a prodigy now

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You watch, you pray, hell you even grind your teeth. You haven't been this on edge in a while. Korikau's aerial strikes stop as she punches Neji to the ground, the prodigy Hyuga quickly flipping himself up, spinning out of a deadly punch at the last second and slamming his palm into the fusions face, knocking them back. Though by the looks of things he's in pretty bad shape, beaten and breathing heavily, Korikau just has to hurry up and deliver the final blow.

"Moooooo! Time for my special attack!" Korikau grins, slamming both fists into the ground before rushing forward, one arm pulled back. "MINOTAUR-!"

A puff of smoke and Kori and Bebikau are two again, flying through the air with a surprised look on their faces. "...punch?"

SLAM!

Neji's Gentle Fists strikes both of them in the air, knocking both of them to the ground with a sickening thud. You're worried for the both of them, especially when Neji places his knee against Kori's back to hold her in place, his palm raised up ready to strike.

But..he doesn't? "Give....up?" He says, breathing heavily.

Kori groans, trying to get up at first but stopping, her body too worn out. "Yeah. I'm out of chakra anyways."

Neji sighs, standing up and giving Kori and Bebikau a hand in the process. Hayate walks forward, scratching the back of his neck before grabbing Neji's hand and raising it. "Winner, Neji Hyuga."

"GOOD BOY NEJI!" You hear Guy shout, his shiny teeth almost blinding in how they flash. Neji just shakes his head and makes his way back to his team.

Once Kori gets back you're all around her and Bebikau, offering them your condolences. "It's fine," She says, hugging Bebikau tightly. "I knew I only had once chance to end it once I used that Jutsu, I'm just glad I was able to give Neji a good fight."

"You were badass." Sasu says, him and Kori staring at each other and smiling. Hmmm.

"Alright then, next fight of the Tourney." Hayate gets everyone's attention again, guess there's no time for rest. You see your name pop up, a sense of excitement swelling up in you, and you'll be facing....

"Hikigaya Tetsu, vs Yoroi Akado."

...who?

>Taking a thirty, need to shit.
>You guys got the Jobber Genin. Sad.

>>2021601
Oh man. Let's just end it quickly.

I think this was a great showing of her skills. I'm still sad she lost but she gave it her all.

>>2021601
Damn, a free win.

Hopefully we'll have better luck next round.

>>2021601
Well that kinda sucks. I guess we'll get this over and done with quick.

>>2021601
Be polite and shit, tell him we expect his best after a fight like Neji and Kori.

>>2021601
Why is the Cowgirl calling herself a Minotaur? Also, what is a Minotaur?

Actually you know what, this won't be a taxing thing to write.

Roll me some 1d100's

DC 50.

>Yoroi Akado.

Isn't that the valley genin?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2021623
Watch us fail

>>2021601
>offering them your condolences.
Eh? She did awesome, that's all this exam is for. Win or lose, it's how you play the game.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2021619
They're 20 thousand feet tall, have dicks the size of babies and enjoy drinking orange juice.

>>2021623

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2021623

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2021623

Rolling...

>>2021630
This is Hiki, winning was what the Proctor said you had to do, and Kori lost, so he feels sad that she didn't do as asked.

>>2021633
Holy shit anon.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2021623
Want to see everyones face when Hiki finish the figth with a headpoke.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2021623
nat 1

>>2021633
well...