You've been staring down into your lap this entire time, your chest becoming heavier and heavier as Batman recalls what happened to you.

As he spoke, a cloud lifts in your mind and you begin to visualize everything that had happened to you.

Barbara's smile turning into a a look of utter despair as she trembled and wept beside you.

The Joker standing before you like a living nightmare, his laugh still echoing in your ears.

The feeling of your neck being torn open, and the your life draining from it.

It didn't matter if you had died a hero or not, because it seems like things only got worse from it.

How were you brought back? Was it by Lexcorp and Cadmus? Why you?

What about your twin? Why was she made?

What about your father? How did he get like that?

There's a small part of you that wished you gave up Barbara in hopes of it stopping this chaotic mess from happening, but you usher those hopes away as quickly as they came. It's a horrible thought, and it's far too late to think of something like that anyway.

“It's not your fault.”

You look up at Batman, seeing what little of his face you can see become more sullen.

“It's mine. If I was faster... If I known sooner... None of this would've happened. I didn't just fail you, Reno. I failed everyone in that museum.”

He looks up at you, the white eyes of his cowl narrowing.

“But I can try to redeem myself now. Let me help you, Reno. I can't standby and watch someone I failed to protect become like the rest of the scum out there. Whatever happened to make you... Like this, I want to try and find the answers as much as you do.”

You just glance downward for a moment, your voice questioning him in a low, sorrowful tone.

“And if I don't want your help?”

“Then I'll have to put you in police custody.” He answers bluntly.

A: “I can't just team up with you. I consider some of those scum my friends.”

B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

C: “Okay... I'll let you help me, but I've got more problems than just figuring out how I came back from the dead.”

D: “What happened after I died?”

E: “Tell me where Joker is. Now.”

[Two votes permitted]

>>2015983
>D
>A
In that order.

>>2015983
>B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”
>F. Brother Blood said Lexcorp and CAdmus had a hand in making me this. I also have a cyborg after me trying to kill me who might be my dad, and a woman who's like me who wants to kill each and very metahumans and superhero or villain that exists. She's either my sister or whoever did what they did to me might have done the same to the woman who was my mother. Any of those help you figure out this crap?

>>2015983
>D
>B

>>2015983
>>2015983
>D: “What happened after I died?”
>B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

>>2015983
Nice! I get to participate live for once

>D
>E

Info before telling Bats to go fuck himself

>>2015983
E: “Tell me where Joker is. Now.”

B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

>>2015983
>D
>B

>>2015983
>C: “Okay... I'll let you help me, but I've got more problems than just figuring out how I came back from the dead.”

What we thinking lads?

Killing Mr. J is a given I assume (Bats might not like it though)

I'm conflicted on what to do with Batman long term though, he might become a "problem" but like...I dont wanna just fight him

>>2015983

>A: “I can't just team up with you. I consider some of those scum my friends.”
>E: “Tell me where Joker is. Now.”

Afternoon Mach

>>2015983
>>E: “Tell me where Joker is. Now.”
just stay out of gotham after this and plug up our weakness

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>>2016000
Hello! Nice trips!

>>2015983
>A: “I can't just team up with you. I consider some of those scum my friends.”
>D: “What happened after I died?”

>>2015983
>B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

>D: “What happened after I died?”

>>2015983
>D: “What happened after I died?”
>B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

>>2015983
>>D: “What happened after I died?”
>>B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

>>2015983
>A: “I can't just team up with you. I consider some of those scum my friends.”
>E: “Tell me where Joker is. Now.”

>>2015983
>D: “What happened after I died?”
>B: “I can't make that decision now, Batman. I need to find my girlfriend and make sure she's alright.”

>>2015999
I'll kick him square in the nuts as hard as we can if he gets too in our business.

>>2015983
E: “Tell me where Joker is. Now.”

>>2015983
And why would you be taking me to jail? In both numbers tennis and black masks I was attacked. My actions were purely in self-defense even if my reasons for being there weren't entirely legitimate

>>2016066
You do realize we're here because Bats one-shot us, right?

>>2015983
>D

You keep your head down. The tragedy of the past is till troubling your mind, and you want more answers.

“What happened after I died?” You meekly ask.

“I was able to stop Joker and protect the rest of your classmates, but there was nothing I could have done for you... Or your father...”

Your head perks up as Batman mentions your father in a sorrowful tone.

“I kept an eye on him after the events. Because of my failure, your father was robbed of the last bit of family he had... I tried to confront him after seeing him thrown out of a bar for the second time, but he pulled out a snub-nose and tried to kill me.”

Your eyes widen as you continue to listen. Your dad shot at Batman? What the hell?!

“Needless to say, but I took him down. He could barely walk in his state, let alone aim. He kept incoherently screaming about how I deserved to die tonight night instead, and how I'm a coward for never killing men like the Joker before they can harm innocent people like his son... I couldn't get through to him, even after I tried seeing him once he sobered up.”

Batman casts his eyes downward once again.

“He hated me, and he had every reason to. Last I heard of him he was trying to break into the morgue you were kept in, but after his arrest he just disappeared. I've tried to find leads on his whereabouts, but searching his home only lead me to find... Madness.”

“What do you mean?” You ask him, worry beginning to appear in your throat as you speak.

Batman's stern eyes return to you.

“Your father's basement a makeshift laboratory containing the corpses of countless pets and animals, each one disemboweled and their entire nervous system extracted. Among them were automaton skeletons of some kind, each one made to fit one of the deceased animals.”

“Christ...” You mutter. Hearing all this about your father... What was he? Was he some kind of mad scientist?! This is insanity...

“Based on what I found, I think it's safe to say I know why your father attempted to break into the morgue.” Batman adds.

“To reanimate me...”

Batman just nods.

“It seems like he was successful. But that doesn't explain everything else about you. There's no way he had the tools necessary to create the components of a power enhanced android, so who else was involved?” He asks, expecting you to know.

A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

B: “Nothing... My powers come from my belt.”

C: “Who cares about that now? My dad was right, you should have killed the Joker!”

D: “That's what I've been trying to find out. So, where do we go from here?”

E: “Wait, what about Barbara? Is she okay?”

[One vote permitted]

>>2016098

C: “Who cares about that now? My dad was right, you should have killed the Joker!”

>>2016093
he cheated, we weren't ready

>>2016098
>A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

>>2016098
>A

>>2016098
>C “Who cares about that now? My dad was right, you should have killed the Joker!”

Bats isn't worthy to know all our secrets, he'll 100% use them to take us down

>>2016098
>C: “Who cares about that now? My dad was right, you should have killed the Joker!”

>>2016098
A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

>>2016098
>A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus...
Batman is Batman, I'm all for being nice to Bats yet still a villain. Again, we have standards, we should go see the Rogues at some point.

>>2016098
>A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

>>2016107
And? He doesn't need to even do that. He lolpwned us at our best with little effort.

>>2016098
>E: “Wait, what about Barbara? Is she okay?”

>>2016101
He's never not going to cheat

>>2016098
>A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

>>2016098
>C: “Who cares about that now? My dad was right, you should have killed the Joker!”

>>2016098
A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

>>2016116
At our best right now; assuming we can't get better (Which I bet we can)

All I'm saying is that Batman is hardcore and always will be but if we ever wanna give him a few good licks then letting him know everything isn't the way to do it.

>>2016098
>C: “Who cares about that now? My dad was right, you should have killed the Joker!”

>>2016098
>A

>>2016130
Odds are he already figured it out though. Frankly I'd trust Batman to find every secret in a examination over brother blood. He's probably asking to see how much we know and get confirmation.

>>2016139
Oh I agree, Batman would likely already know everything and have 200 ways to disable/destroy us already but...

No need to help him lol

>>2016098
>A: “Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.”

>>2016130
he also is likely to have information on cadmus that we need.

Is there any reason to *not* tell Batman about cadmus and lexcorp? It's not like he'll do anything worse with it than Blood will, and if Blood uses the info against Reno, Batman having it could actually work in Reno's favour.

>>2016098
>A

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>>2016098
>A

“Lexcorp, and something called Cadmus... At least, I think that's what it could be.” You answer, feeling some of the emotional weight leaving you.

“Cadmus?” Batman echoes, his face turning into one of slight surprise.

“You know something about them?!” You ask, starting rise in your seat at the prospect of getting more answers.

“Yes, the league ran into with some trouble with them years ago, but they were supposed to have disbanded. Not only that, but the fact that they're cooperating with Luthor again...” Batman trails off, his detective mind already churning with questions and scenarios.

“Uhm... I have this weird, like, twin version of me too. I met her in some weird dream thing and she told me I had something that could kill Superman... Does that help at all?” You ask with uncertainty, willing to throw any information you have in order to get answers yourself.

Batman's attention snaps back to you.

“What is it? What can kill Superman?” He demands, his questioning becoming urgent.

“I... I don't know. I don't think anyone knows other than her. Not even Blood could find anything after searching me.” You answer truthfully.

Batman abruptly stands, turning away from you.

“Undo his bindings. We need to move, now.” He orders, but not to you.

Suddenly a figure emerges from behind you, its ebony hands slinking from the shadows and undoing the straps tightly binding your arms.

Startled by the hidden presence, your head twists to see another pointed cowl, but the face of this one reveals no details at all. Unlike Batman, who's white eyes shine brightly in the dark, this mask has no features aside from a stitching arced over the mouth. As your eyes continue to make out the rest of the figure's shape in the darkness, you realize that this other bat is a female based on her chest curvature.

“... How long has Bat-Lady been behind me?” You manage to ask, wringing your now free wrists as you stand.

“Black Bat has been there since the start in case that emitter malfunctioned. I'll be removing it in just a moment.” He answers, opening a door hidden in the shadows and filling the room with a greater light.

[TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST]

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>>2016259
You exit with Black Bat just behind you, emerging from the sliding panel of a steel-coated bubble. From the black depths of the interior, you would've never picked up on its round shape. Not only that, but if by some miracle you managed to escape your bindings and beat both of the caped crusaders, you're willing to bet that the armor covering the cell was meant to keep someone as strong as you in.

As you step outside, you can't but let out a soft gasp.

It looks like you're in a cavern of some kind, but within the damp walls of lies a fortress beyond your comprehension.

Hidden within this cave is a plethora of technology, ranging from a giant master-computer with dozens of monitors to beakers and other CSI lab equipment.

Just beyond those is a raised platform displaying the signature Batmobile, its sharp edges gleaming from the lights of various equipment within the cave.

You continue to walk with Batman, your wandering eyes marveling at the other various sights within his sanctuary, such as villain costumes in display cases and a... Giant Penny?

Before you can ask about it, Batman tosses something at you abruptly.

You react quickly and catch it, happy to see it's your Power Rider belt in your arms.

“I'm allowing you to work with us, but I'm keeping that emitter on you until it's necessary to come off. Black Bat will also be holding onto your phone and HIVE Communicator so you don't try and call for backup. I want to trust you, but you need to show me that I can, understood?”

A: “Sure, where are we headed?”

B: “Yeah... HENSHIN!” [Try to quickly put on your belt and fight them, or at least find a way out of here!]

C: “Come on, I'm not going to try anything on you after you totally wrecked me earlier. I'm not as stupid as I look.”

D: “Wait, wait, wait... What about Lobo? Where is he?”

E: “Before we do anything, I need to find my girlfriend. She could help us.”

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted.]

>>2016329
>E: “Before we do anything, I need to find my girlfriend. She could help us.”

>>2016329
>C: “Come on, I'm not going to try anything on you after you totally wrecked me earlier. I'm not as stupid as I look.”
lets not bring the caped crusader to our intergalactic criminal girlfriend guys

>>2016329
>F: [Write in]
>Wait wait, what about Barbara? Did she make out okay? I mean, I kinda died for her, so it'd be nice to know.

>>2016329
>C: “Come on, I'm not going to try anything on you after you totally wrecked me earlier. I'm not as stupid as I look.”
>D: “Wait, wait, wait... What about Lobo? Where is he?”

>>2016329
>e

>>2016329
>D

>>2016329
E: “Before we do anything, I need to find my girlfriend. She could help us.”

>>2016329
>E: “Before we do anything, I need to find my girlfriend. She could help us.”

>>2016329
>E

You took out Lobo, she owes you. And I’ll make sure she sees it that way.

>>2016329
>D: “Wait, wait, wait... What about Lobo? Where is he?”

>>2016329
>C: “Come on, I'm not going to try anything on you after you totally wrecked me earlier. I'm not as stupid as I look.”

>>2016329
>C: “Come on, I'm not going to try anything on you after you totally wrecked me earlier. I'm not as stupid as I look.”

>>2016329
>C: “Come on, I'm not going to try anything on you after you totally wrecked me earlier. I'm not as stupid as I look.”

>>2016329
>D: “Wait, wait, wait... What about Lobo? Where is he?”

>>2016329

F: What about Lobo? What about Blackfire? I'm worried for her. And she for me, presumably.

>>2016329
>E

“Before we do anything, I need to find my girlfriend. She could help us.”

“Absolutely not.” Batman harshly answers, turning to face you.

“Robin has kept me informed of who he's encountered in Jump City. I know who she is, what she's done, and what she's capable of. Trusting her is the greatest error we could make now.”

You look at him with shock for a moment, but you soon find your brow furrowing with anger.

“What the hell, man?! She's a napalm bomb that can probably lift a skyscraper if something's pissed her off enough. I get why you wouldn't trust her, but she loves me! I can talk to her and-”

“Get further manipulated by her?” Batman cuts you off, making you grit your teeth as he continues to talk bad about Blackfire.

“She's a master at it, hiding her deception with affection. It doesn't matter how long you two have been close or what you've both done, she's a violent sociopath who's using you to get men like Lobo off her tail.”

“Bullshit!” You snap back at him.

“I'm the one who told her to run while I held him off!”

“And you did it because you love her, don't you? That's exactly what she wanted, Reno.” He dryly retorts.

“Robin's told me that she's done this before to Starfire after being wanted for theft, and she almost got away with it then. She has you wrapped around her finger and expects you to die in her place. You need to wake up.”

You clench your fists.

A: “You're wrong! Yeah she's a violent sociopath, but she's MY violent sociopath! She wouldn't betray me, you're full of shit!”

B: “If that's true, then I'll deal with it... But I still need to find her. What if she's willing to help?”

C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

D: “Oh yeah? Give me my communicator. I'll call her up and she can tell you what she thinks about that!”

E: [Punch Batman in the jaw for saying those awful things about her!]

F: [Write in]

[One vote permitted]

>>2016472
>C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

>>2016472
C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

>>2016472
>C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

Let's get this shit done.

>>2016472
>I mean, you're wrong, but that seems to be a running theme so okay.

>>2016472
>E: [Punch Batman in the jaw for saying those awful things about her!]

>>2016472
>C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

>>2016472

F: How do you know her? From your operations and those of Hive? I know her as a person.

>>2016472
>B: “If that's true, then I'll deal with it... But I still need to find her. What if she's willing to help?

its like cyclops but everyone agrees to suck his dick.

>>2016472
B: “If that's true, then I'll deal with it... But I still need to find her. What if she's willing to help?”

>>2016472
>B: “If that's true, then I'll deal with it... But I still need to find her. What if she's willing to help?”

>>2016472
>B: “If that's true, then I'll deal with it... But I still need to find her. What if she's willing to help?”

>>2016472
>C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”
I DONT WANT TO HEAR THIS FROM THE GUY THAT GETS BUSY WITH EVERY SINGLE FEMALE VILIAN HE HAS!

>>2016561
Nuh uh, he's never even thought of doing that to mrs. manface

>>2016472
>C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

>>2016472
E: [Punch Batman in the jaw for saying those awful things about her!]
then
C: “I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”

>>2016582
you dont know that

>>2016603
Those seem incongruous

>>2016607
the whole idea is that we punch him out of principal for saying that shit. but we have more important shit to deal with so after delivering our opinions on the matter via fist we move on.

>>2016617
First off you can only vote for one thing, second punching him and expecting to just move on is retarded.

>>2016472
>A: “You're wrong! Yeah she's a violent sociopath, but she's MY violent sociopath! She wouldn't betray me, you're full of shit!”
Why so much eagerness to suck batman's dick?

>>2016472
>A: “You're wrong! Yeah she's a violent sociopath, but she's MY violent sociopath! She wouldn't betray me, you're full of shit!”

>>2016636
wait so a person can only do things and speak at separate times... i've been living my life incorrectly this whole time. and i never said we'd succeed with the whole moving on like nothing happened but that's the tone i'd like the punch to take. so it looks like a single punch as a fuck you comment rather than an attempt to escape or a full on fight to the death with batman

>>2016472

>A: “You're wrong! Yeah she's a violent sociopath, but she's MY violent sociopath! She wouldn't betray me, you're full of shit!”

Fuck off Batman

>>2016646

Because of reasons

>>2016472
>A: “You're wrong! Yeah she's a violent sociopath, but she's MY violent sociopath! She wouldn't betray me, you're full of shit!”

Why is everyone riding Batman's dick?

>>2016646
Because META

>>2016472
>C

You open your fist and take a deep breath.

“I think you're totally mistaken, but I don't want to argue. Let's just move on, I'll worry about her later.”
“Fine.” Batman cooly says, resuming his walk.

He leads you both over to the towering computer, placing his hands over a massive keyboard and guiding his fingers along the keys.

“Before we can consider taking you back to Jump City, there's another issue at hand.” He speaks as he brings up a video feed.

The window displays the street where Black Mask's club was hidden, smoke fuming out of the hole you had created with Mammoth.

You squint up at the footage, not sure what you're supposed to be looking for. However, your eyes widen once it comes to the screen.

From the smoke emerges Mammoth, Gizmo, Jinx...

And Red X.

Red X leads them out of the cloud and motions for them to follow, the HIVE Four quickly hustling from the scene.

You don't understand why they returned at first, but then you realize Mammoth carrying a large container over his head as he takes a giant leap off screen.

It looked like a briefcase for a colossus, at least big enough to hold someone larger than Mammoth, if that was possible. What was in there?

“Whatever deal you ruined, HIVE seems to be trying to salvage it. I was in the middle of investigating what Black Mask was selling, but as I was about to find the buyer... You happened.” Batman informs.

You just scratch the back of your head.

“Sorry...” You sheepishly apologize.

“I'm afraid I can't neglect this, given what the content of that container is. We'll need to split our numbers to so we can tackle both. Both of us could help locate your twin, but we need someone here to disrupt this deal. I'll let you decide.” Batman says, ignoring your apology.

“Why don't both of you team up while I go solo?” You ask.

“Because that gives you a way to escape. I told you, Reno, I need to know I can trust you, and Black Bat or I need to see that.” He answers.

You sigh. Time to decide which stick in the mud you want to be with for the next several hours.

A: Go to Jump City with Batman.

B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

C: Stop the deal with Batman.

D: Stop the deal with Black Bat.

E: Something else... [Write In]

[One vote permitted]

>>2016677
B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.
Time to meet our favorite sister

>>2016677

>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

A reminder, this is Cass Cain right?

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>>2016707
Yes!

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

>>2016721

What's the dc for convincing Blackfire to have Cass join in for handholding missionary sex?

>>2016742
99

>>2016744
I like those odds
>>2016677
>B

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2016744
yolt

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2016744

WATCH

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2016744
There has never been a more important roll!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2016779
>>2016783
Hold my beer

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2016779
>>2016783
MEDIOCRE!

>>2016677
>B: Go to Jump City with Black Bat.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2016744

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2016744
Gimme

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>2016744

>>2016854
thanks for volunteering yourself to be the designated thread roller today.

>>2016677
>B

“I've had enough of Gotham for one lifetime. I'll go with the creepy one to Jump City, you protect your city.” You answer.

Black Bat looks at you, and though you can't see her face you can tell she's cross with you.

“Alright. Black Bat, I'm allowing you to use the Batmobile for this. Stay safe, and don't let your guard down around him for a second.”

She nods at Batman's instruction while you roll your eyes at his warning.

Batman turns away from you both and begins to head down a different pathway on the other side of the central room, vanishing around a corner.

You just share a silence with Black Bat, clicking your belt back around your waist as she leads you up to the elevated Batmobile.

Now closer to the famous speeder, you notice that it's a two-seater and that the windows are shaped to match the eyes of Batman's cowl.

Black Bat brings her right arm close to her chest, revealing a PDA device woven into the suit as she taps a sequence of buttons on the device.

As she does this, the roof of the Batmobile pops open, allowing access to its seats.

Black Bat swiftly jumps into the air and lands in the driver-seat, her cape neatly landing under her tush as she buckles up.

You climb in normally, not wanting to risk hurting yourself without any energy stored.

The enterior of the vehicle contains a large dashboard with various screens and switches, labeled with numerous gadgets that are contained inside the high-tech car.

As the roof closes over you both, you decide to try and make conversation with her.

“So... I'm Reno, but you can call me Battery cuz it's my identity on the job.” You inform her with a not-so-genuine smile.

She stays silent as the ground beneath the wheels begins to rise and slowly rotate, elevating the platform to what appears to be a tunnel above you.

“Are you mute? It's cool, I got this friend back at HIVE who has a-”

“Stop talking.” She curtly interrupts, her voice just as cold and grim as her mentor's.

Before you have a chance to snap back at her, she starts the ignition and begins speeding off just as you reach the tunnel entrance!

The feeling of your body being pressured against your seat is reminiscent of your bike's turbo, but without your suit or energy it feels like your face could peel off at any second!

It takes less than ten seconds for the Batmobile to barrel down the tunnel and be on the way to Jump City!

[TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST]

>railroaded away from villainy
lame

>>2016905
????? We had multiple options to not cooperate. Anons chose this not the qm.

>>2016859
I have to save the good rolls for the gag rolls though

>>2016905
dude read back on the options

>>2016909
nicely from them to fuck everything up in one thread

>>2016918
that wasn't even a sentence

>>2016918
"waaah waah I don't like that other anons didn't want to try fighting batman and one of his proteges"

Literally you.

>>2016909
Not cooperating with batgod isn't a real option.

>>2016918
we could still just backstab batman

>>2016918
I'm really just going along with batman so he'd give us info and assistance, not put us in jail, and give us a chance to snap the joker's neck. But sure, go ahead and whine instead of just voting for your choices, that always works.

>>2016929
Yes it is, what are you crying about?

>>2016926
>didn't want to try fighting batman
There is difference between fighting him and acting like obedient flunkey.

>>2016864
“HUUURF!!”

Another splash of your vomit hits the side of the dumpster.

You've made it to Jump City, but Black Bat had to park at the first alley she saw before you lost your lunch all over it's computer system.

Turns out your body can't handle that kind of speed for long periods of time without some electricity in you. It's just not strong enough otherwise.

Wiping some of the bile from your lips with the back of your sleeve, you groan and turn to her, eyes red and watering from hurling.

“Please... Take this stupid thing off... I need power to deal with that crap...” You beg between gasps.

“No.” She answers with ice in her voice, arms folded at you.

You grit your teeth and growl at her, stomping towards her and shoving a finger in her featureless face.

“Look, you're going to have to take it off when we run into her, so you might as well do it now and stop torturing me like this!”

“No. Get your finger out of my face you'll lose it.” She threatens, not skipping a beat.

You comply, for now.

“Where do we find her?” She asks.

That's a good question, actually. How do you expect to locate her when she only showed up when you were raising hell to begin with? Not like you can do that now.

“Let's see...” You mumble, beginning to think of a plan.

A: Maybe she'll let you cause a liiittle havoc if it means finding her faster.

B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

C: Ask for your cellphone. Maybe Cheshire knows something. Besides, you should check up on her after all this time away.

D: It's a long-shot, but maybe Brother Blood hasn't heard about your screw up. You could contact him with your HIVE Communicator and see if he can track her somehow...

E: You could try returning to STAR Labs and see if there were any clues left behind. Maybe there's a recording of her from one of the place's security cameras.

F: Screw this. Try to ditch this creepy chick and find a place to lay low. Ask her for your communicator, then run!

[One vote permitted]

>>2016951
B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

>>2016951
F: Screw this. Try to ditch this creepy chick and find a place to lay low. Ask her for your communicator, then run!

>>2016951
>C: Ask for your cellphone. Maybe Cheshire knows something. Besides, you should check up on her after all this time away.

>>2016944
I bet the next thread we will pull another Chesire or Black Mask situation, dont worry.
>>2016951
B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

>>2016951
>B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

>>2016951
>B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

>>2016951
B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

>>2016951
>D: It's a long-shot, but maybe Brother Blood hasn't heard about your screw up. You could contact him with your HIVE Communicator and see if he can track her somehow...
As much as I'd like to see coffee milf again we should probably stop the few people that still like us at Hive from getting killed

>>2016951
>B

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>>2016951
>B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

COFFEE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILF

>>2016951
>D

fastest way to get to both the sister and the girlfriend

>>2016951
>D: It's a long-shot, but maybe Brother Blood hasn't heard about your screw up. You could contact him with your HIVE Communicator and see if he can track her somehow...

>>2016951
>B: There was that nice coffee lady who seemed to know everything involving meta-humans in and out the city. Maybe you should go ask her if she's seen anything strange lately.

>>2016951
>B

“I know this nice old lady who's kind of obsessed with people like us. Maybe she's heard something.”

“Fine. I'll keep an eye out while you go to her.” Black Bat responds, swiftly pulling a handgun with a pronged arrow sticking out of the barrel.

Before you have a chance to ask what she's doing, the gun fires and a grappling wire shoots up towards the buildings above.

In a matter of seconds you watch her zip towards the sky and clamber over the the rooftops and vanish.

“What the hell is her deal?” You ask yourself.

Unbeknownst to you, there was someone around to answer.

“Her deal is that she's still alive. We should've transformed and cut her throat while she was still driving.”

You nearly jump out of your boots at the sound of the hellish voice suddenly intruding your ears.

There doesn't seem to be a source, however. Your eyes search the area around the alley, but there's no one other than you here.

“Down here, master.”

The voice returns, and you immediately look down at the demonic skull resting at the front of your waist.

“W-What?! The belt?! Since when did you start talking?!” You frantically ask.

“Since you've been feeding my blades the blood. Now, we mustn't dawdle. Find this woman you spoke of. I'll answer your simple questions as we stroll.” The belt answers, lighting up with every word it utters.

You just grimace, exiting the alley and walking onto the sidewalk.

As you try to remember where the coffee shop is located, you scan the rooftops in search of Black Bat, but you can't see her form in the looming darkness.

“Well?” Your belt chimes in with it's vile, deep tone.

“I'm assuming you have at least ONE question, master.”

A: “No, I don't. You're my talking belt. Whatever.”

B: “What the hell do I call you? Raiden, like my bike?”

C: “How come you only started talking now? What does blood have to do with it?”
D: “Okay before you do any other weird crap, what else can you do?”

E: “You're not going to control my mind, are you?”

F: “Did Control Freak add you?”

G: “Are you an ass-man or a tits-man?”

H: [Write in]

[Three votes permitted]

>>2017144
>C: “How come you only started talking now? What does blood have to do with it?”

>>2017144
>C
>D
>B

>>2017144
C: “How come you only started talking now? What does blood have to do with it?”
D: “Okay before you do any other weird crap, what else can you do?”

E: “You're not going to control my mind, are you?”

>>2017144
>D: “Okay before you do any other weird crap, what else can you do?”
When we said we wanted something from Kamen Rider, maybe we should have omitted some of the quirks.

>>2017144
>E
>G
>A

>>2017144
>G: “Are you an ass-man or a tits-man?”

>>2017144
>C: “How come you only started talking now? What does blood have to do with it?”
>D: “Okay before you do any other weird crap, what else can you do?”
>E: “You're not going to control my mind, are you?”

>>2017144
>F: “Did Control Freak add you?”

>>2017144
>B: “What the hell do I call you? Raiden, like my bike?”
>C: “How come you only started talking now? What does blood have to do with it?”
>D: “Okay before you do any other weird crap, what else can you do?”

>>2017144
>C
>D

“How come you only started talking now? What does blood have to do with it?”

“Simple, as expected. The more you use something, the better you are with it. The more my blades rend the flesh of the weak, the better a tool I become for my master. Ah, and I do enjoy the spilling of sanguine...” it cheerfully answers.

“Well don't get to attached to the idea, I don't like killing people.” You respond harshly to the belt, focusing on the street ahead of you.

“That'll pass with time, master. Soon you'll love watching the life leave someone's eyes, and you will lay your head on a bed of corpses and smile towards the sunless sky. I will do your villainous bidding in order to see that day myself, master.”

You shake your head. Sure, you like kicking ass and causing damage, but this guy might be going a bit overboard with it.

“Okay, before you do any other weird crap, what else can you do?” You ask.

“Ah, many things. Aside from being a delightful conversationalist, I'm quite skillful in analysis and strategic functions. As for physical properties... I'm sure you've become acquainted with one of my forms.” It answers.

“The Susan thing with the sword?” You ask.

“Yes, Susanoo form. Heavier armor and a blade that can absorb the kinetic energy thrown at it. There's more, but I'm afraid your body hasn't adapted to that point.”

“Okay... How do I adapt more?” You ask again, interested at the prospect of more powers.

“Bring more energy into your body and eviscerate those who stand before! I live for pride from seeing you end lives with my assistance!” It excitedly speaks.

“Chill out, we're here.” You hush the belt, stopping just in front of the coffee shop's door.

It's been a long time since you were last here, and it's a relief to see that she was able to get her doors fixed since a SWAT team busted in here last.

“Is this the place?”

“GAH!” You jump at Black Bat's sudden presence behind you! How'd she get there so silently?! You never heard her jump from the roof tops!

“Yeah... Can you never do that again, please?” You ask, calming down.

“Go.” She commands, nodding at the door.

You roll your eyes and reach for the knob, turning it and eagerly stepping inside to greet the owner once again.

“Hey! Look who's ba-”

You stop dead in your tracks.

In front of you is Lain, her motherly body dressed in a orange sweater and a pair of white khakis hugging her shapely hips. She's currently hunched over and jabbing the robotic husk of your father as she looks up at you.

Meanwhile the shocking sight of you're rampaging dad has gripped you with confusion and fear. What's he doing here?! How'd he find this place?!

However, the fear fades as you make a closer observation of his condition.
His blue trench coat has been nearly torn to ribbons, exposing sparking gouges and torn wires protruding from his steel wounds. He doesn't seem to be conscious.
[TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT POST]

>>2017435
“... It's you!” Lain happily chirps at the sight of you, immediately dropping the broom and putting her hands to her full chest.

“I was starting to get worried! First cops tore up the place looking for you, then I didn't see you again for weeks and... OHHHHHHHH!!!!” She suddenly has an outburst, pointing a finger at Black Bat as she bounces up and down excitedly.

“You brought the new Batgirl?! All the way from Gotham?! W-Wait I need to find a mug she can sign, hold on!”

Black Bat looks over at you, then her, then the unconscious robot on the floor.

“Is this a normal occurrence here?” She bluntly asks.

You're still focused on you father laying in the middle of the floor, tightly balling up a fist at the sight of him.

A: “Lain! Get away from that thing!”

B: “Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”

C: “Lain, when did this guy get here?”

D: Run up and start kicking your dad! Wake him up and try to get some answers!

E: “Get this thing off me now, Bat! That thing could wake up and kill us!” [Betray Black Bat once it's off!]

F: [Write In]

[Two Votes permitted]

>>2017476
>C: “Lain, when did this guy get here?”
>F. That's my dad and he wants to kill me. He's also a lot more powerful than me, so could you slap an emitter on him before we plug him and boot him up?

>>2017476
>D
>E

>>2017476
>A: “Lain! Get away from that thing!”

>>2017476
>B: “Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”
>C: “Lain, when did this guy get here?”

>>2017476
>C: “Lain, when did this guy get here?”
>B: “Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”

A: “Lain! Get away from that thing!”

>>2017476
>B: “Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”
>C: “Lain, when did this guy get here?”

>>2017476
>C: “Lain, when did this guy get here?”
>B: “Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”

>>2017476
>B: “Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”

>>2017476
>A
>B

>>2017476
>E: “Get this thing off me now, Bat! That thing could wake up and kill us!” [Betray Black Bat once it's off!]

>>2017566
Personally I think our plan should be to gain Bats trust enough to gain the Joker's location. Then we kill the Joker.

Preferably with Blackfire's help. It'll be a good bonding experience.

>>2017476
>B
>A

>>2017476
>B

“Hey, Bat. You got any more of these emitters? That guy needs one pronto.”

She looks at you, cocking her head to the side.

“Do you know him?” She asks.

“Yeah, that's my dad and he's been trying to kill me. It's not the one we're looking for, but he's definitely got the answers we'll need.” You answer.

“Okay.” She simply accepts, but in a surprising gesture she brings up her wrist PDA and taps a sequence of buttons, causing the emitter to detach from your chest.

Nothing in your life has felt better than having that thing remove itself for you.

While Lain scurries back to the counter to find a mug, you pull a small amount of power from one of the bulbs lighting the shop overheard. It's not enough to make you a super-charged behemoth by any means, but it's enough to make you feel like your old self again.

You smile at the feeling for electrical power traveling through your body again, but it quickly fades as your father springs back to life.

Just as Black Bat placed the emitter on the fallen machine's back, it sprung upward with a mighty swing of it's heavy metal arm at the batgirl!

However, you quickly learn just how formidable the disciple of the Batman is! As Lain drops a pristine mug from the sudden act of violence, Black Bat ducks under the giant swing of his arm and delivers a crushing palm strike to his torso!

Despite his thick metal frame, the strike smashes hard into him with a loud clang! He lurches forward with a grainy grunt, falling to his knees just as the mug shatters against the floor.

Even though she had struck a dense metallic frame with just her bare hands, Black Bat shows no indication of pain after delivering the disabling blow. Perhaps if he didn't have an emitter latched onto him, he wouldn't be clutching his torso in pain and instead the Bat would have been the one brutalized.

“A... Are you alright, Batgirl?” Lain asks, now cowering behind the counter as her frumpy head of hair quivers with fear.

“Yes, thank you. Stay there so you are not hurt.” She warns before facing you.

“Ask him.” She urges, keeping a fighting stance trained on the weakened machine.

Your father's shining eyes gaze up at you, groaning.

“MUST... KILL... YOU... RENO...”

You glare back at him.
A: “Why?! Why do you want to kill me after you brought me back?!”

B: “Dad, I remember what happened. We don't have to fight. I just want answers regarding Lexcorp and Cadmus. Please, help your son.”

C: “I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

D: “How'd you get beat up so badly? When did this happen?”

E: [Write In]

[Two votes permitted]

>>2017727
>B: “Dad, I remember what happened. We don't have to fight. I just want answers regarding Lexcorp and Cadmus. Please, help your son.”
>C: “I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

>>2017727
C.

>>2017727
>A: “Why?! Why do you want to kill me after you brought me back?!”
C: “I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

>>2017727
Bolt blink away from batgirl

>>2017727
>A
>C

>>2017727
>C
>E
How'd you put yourself into a robot body?

>>2017727
>write in.

Sure sure, gonna end the world.

Guess what? Kids disappoint their parents all the time. I don’t have any intention of following through with your “all heroes must die”.

And I’m the one the Joker put an extra smile on so I’m pretty sure it’s my call not yours.

Now, start explaining

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>>2017727
>B: “Dad, I remember what happened. We don't have to fight. I just want answers regarding Lexcorp and Cadmus. Please, help your son.”

>Inb4 Dad goes "You remembered! I'm so flattered but it's too late!
>inb4 Reno has to merge back into Roe

>>2017727
>E Bolt blink away from batgirl

>>2017727
>A: “Why?! Why do you want to kill me after you brought me back?!”
>C: “I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

>>2017727
>E: [Write In]
Hey dad, wanna punch some bats?

>>2017727
>A: “Why?! Why do you want to kill me after you brought me back?!”
>B: “Dad, I remember what happened. We don't have to fight. I just want answers regarding Lexcorp and Cadmus. Please, help your son.”

>>2017727
>B
>D

>>2017727
B: “Dad, I remember what happened. We don't have to fight. I just want answers regarding Lexcorp and Cadmus. Please, help your son.”

C: “I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

>>2017727
>C: “I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

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>>2017727
>C

“I know you resurrected me, but what about my twin? Why does she exist?”

He lets out several heavy, robotic grunts before explaining with his broken speech.

“BODY NEEDS MIND... MIND NEEDS BODY... BOTH ARE ONE IN THE SAME... COMPONENTS OF MIND AND BODY OF... BRANIAC... USED HIS GENETIC AND ARTIFICIAL MAKEUP AFTER SEPARATION FROM DARKSEID... LUTHOR GAVE... I BUILT...”

Braniac? Darkseid? Who are they?

“Braniac and Darkseid...?” Lain suddenly chimes in, looking at you.

“W-Wait... Who is this? What does he have to do with you, kid?” She asks, sounding scared now.

“Keep talking.” You demand, ignoring Lain.

“YOU ARE THE DESTRUCTION... SHE IS THE CREATION... BUT SHE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED... WANTS TO OVERWRITE AND DELETE... EARTH... BRANIAC IS IN HER MIND... THEY SHARE THOUGHT... THEY SET YOU FREE....A...AAAA...AAAAA....”

He suddenly falls forward, catching himself before his face hits the floor.

“THREE CRISIS... ALWAYS THREE CRISIS ON EARTH... SUPERMAN ALWAYS ONE... YOU WERE MADE TO STOP, BUT NOW... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

He starts to convulse, causing his hat to fall off his head.

Once the rumpled fedora hits the floor, a awful sight is revealed within your father's head.

The entire top part of his skull is some kind of fluid filled, reinforced glass container, and within it is his brain and several wires puncturing it from the floor of the container.

However, the glass has been cracked near the frontal lobe while two needle-headed wires have been dislodged from the brain.

“Oh... Oh my god...” Lain quietly whimpers, covering her mouth in shock.

“Reno, your father needs medical attention. If we want more information, we need to find a neurosurgeon or...” Black Bat tries to help, but she seems just as lost as you are.

The only person that seemed to understand a bit of what he said was Lain, and she's going into shock from the sight of him.

Before you can ask for him to elaborate, he begins screaming again.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... LUTHOR'S MEN... COMING... AAAAAAAA... CHASING ME...”
And just as he's finished yelling once again, something is tossed through the store's front window, followed by a blinding flash.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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That's all for this week! Thanks for reading and participating anons!
I know this thread might've been boring for some of you, but I hope you look forward to the excitement next time!
Also feel free to offer criticism to me in the thread, on twitter, or the discord server! ( https://discord.gg/hTGXYd )

As always, I'll be around for questions and bullying!

>>2017929
Barbara when?

>>2017929
Grammar mistakes

>>2017941
Ah, yes! I know I make a lot of them! I hope they aren't too distracting. Could you help by telling me what to work on exactly?

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>>2017949
Nah, I just want to tell them that they're there and let that bother you

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>>2017957

How come this thread was so short

>>2017969
I always end my threads around 10:30 my time.

I know it's short, but my schedule isn't very flexible at the moment.

>>2017973
K

>>2017973
So, how long has our belt been sentient?

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>>2017975
I was considering starting earlier, but I found more anons to be active around the 2:00 range.

In the meantime, I hope this lewd image will make you feel better!

>>2017989
heh turns out you're in my timezone, Mach. Neato.

>>2017985
Since it felt the blood of Lobo soak into its blade.

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>>2017997
Oh, that is pretty neat.

Are you ready for the schizophrenic weather to come?

>>2018009
I'll be headed into that time zone in a week or two.
Should I be worried?

>>2018009
With about as much enthusiasm as I am for the work being done on my apartment's parking lot.

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>>2018019
Yes and no.

Weather just ranges from 70 degrees in December to 4 inches of snow in March! It's just really strange!

>>2018025
Is the belt an ass or tit man, er, belt?

Hold on a goddamn moment so Reno and his sister are made from Braniac when he merged with Darkseid?

>>2018025
is that a vampire batgirl?

>>2018030
That's awesome.

>>2018029
Obviously, the belt prefers tiny midsections and rocking midriff.

I wonder if old Batman is having a hard time with good old Batman having a hard time with a bunch of teenagers.

>>2018029
Ass.

>>2018033
Yes!

>>2018030
Yes, well, the remnants of Brainiac. It will be better explained by Reno's father once he's, er, fixed.

>>2018045
any chance of vamp batgirl happening here? Also are aliens and androids susceptible to vampirification?

>>2018058
Undecided on the former, but on the latter I'd say aliens would be. Androids not so much.

>>2018066
can we give the Belt its own body?

>>2018066
would a vampire Tamaranean follow normal vampire rules or would it get weird cause inhuman biology?

Also since Kryptonians straight up absorb and shit out sunlight can they get infected? Actually doesn't that go for tamaraneans too?

>>2018072
He already does!

>>2018086
I think they could get infected and still suffer from the same rules, so a Kyrptonian vampire would be counter intuitive.

Oh goddammit, I missed it.

>>2018090
Please tell me you're gonna tell us a bit about the Batman/Red X encounter?

>>2018162
Of course! I wouldn't deprive you of that.

>>2018174
When do we get to fight Cass in order to bond with her

>>2018680
You mean, "when do we get beaten up by Cass so she takes pity on us?"

>>2018697
wouldn't we have a chance against her? we did pretty well against robin

>>2018174
Hey MachPunch why is the sky blue?

>>2019063
We live inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant named Macomber?

>>2019058
In level of pure fighting ability, she beats out batman, so view that how you will.

>>2019063
Because Superman had a blue crayon and colored it that way!

>>2018680
>>2018697
>>2019058
>>2019282
I can safely say that Battery would have an interest in seeing Cass fight! Maybe he'd learn a thing or two.

>>2017989
>>2018025
>>2018009
Okay so it was a DC 99 to convince Blackfire and Blackbat into a threesome

What is the DC to convince Blackfire and Starfire to kiss and make up.... in front of us?

How many modifiers do we have to stack for this, we talking like a DC 125 on a D20?

>>2019424
Oh jeez, that'd be more than just rolls!

There's a lot of verbal convincing for something like that...

... Maybe even physical.

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>>2019444
When we use electricity do we physically bulk up or is it just a "hey you're stronger now" type thing

Hey, guys I just started following this quest and I want to say it seems really good and I look forward to catching up.

As for those that were considering fighting Batman, I had something I wanted to say:
Starting a fight with Batman is likely always going to end in failure.
But that's fine.
Failure can lead to better things.
And even though it's risky, just the attempt to try and take down The Bat is kinda badass.
So there's nothing wrong with a risk taking badass character going for it.

That said, starting a fight with Batman, in the Batcave, after he's just defeated you, and nullified your powers, and has had prep time, is so stupid that I'm pretty sure my cat threw up something this morning that knows that's a bad idea guaranteed to fail.
But, there's nothing wrong with a dumber-than-cat-puke character going for it.

Unless getting defeated was part of your plan.

>>2022614
GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN! YOUR QUEST UPDATES END TO FUCKING QUICKLY MAN!
>>2023076
Probably something like our muscles get denser with more energy to tense up.

>>2023183
Most of know it was retarded anon, that's why we didn't start a fight. Only a couple of anons were retarded enough to think at any point was it a goid idea attacking two different martial art masters while reno's powers were nullified.

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>>2023183
Welcome anon! I'm glad you're liking it so far!

>>2023186
I'm sorry! My schedule is utter crap filled with too much work and little free time. In fact, I have to be at work in 5 minutes!

>>2023076
There's some bulking up and what >>2023186
said.

You won't become Broly levels of HUEG, but there will come a time where you'll look very intimidating!

>>2023307
power ranger quest when

>>2023571
I plan on doing one in the future!

>>2025633
Oh shit seriously?

>>2025776
Yep, but it will be after Street Fighter Quest...

Which is after this quest!

>>2018045
Ah a belt who has the taste of a true gentleman. Also it makes sense since the bigger the ass the bigger will be the pants and so the belt will need to be longer and harder to hold it in place.