>>2012020
>Research what's causing this?

Most of your scientists, after long hours of study, are convinced that the abnormal weather has to end soon. Most are completely amazed at this, however.

Actions

>...Trust them on this. It'll end soon, right? Science dictates it...
>...No, no... Turn to your mages.
>Perhaps your priests can help?
>Write-in

>>2012093
>...No, no... Turn to your mages.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if your mages can help you.

+3 for ideas on encouraging research of this.

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2012109
Give a grant or reward or whatever to whatever mage or group of mages discover this.

>>2012130
Specify more, ffs.

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2012109
“You lot better find out what’s causing this abnormal weather or else I’m going to bring back the gulags and you’re the first recipients of it.”

>>2012152
>being a commieshit and calling it gulags

No wonder you rolled so low, the dice gods hate commies.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2012109

8+3=11

Your mages are involved in more important things, and only a few novices put their mind to figuring this out... They claim they'll get results in a few months...

Grrr....

Actions

>(Barbaric) Force the mages to work for you, or else.
>...(Shrewd Mind)...Perhaps you can simply offer some "scholarships" to low-time mages for some more minds working on this...
>...Fine, have the novices study this...
>Write-in

Also, exhausted, so passing out. I'll be up tomorrow posting.

>>2012248
g’night

>>2012248
>...(Shrewd Mind)...Perhaps you can simply offer some "scholarships" to low-time mages for some more minds working on this...

>>2012248
>...(Shrewd Mind)...Perhaps you can simply offer some "scholarships" to low-time mages for some more minds working on this...

Can't sleep, so I'll do a tiny update.

You decide to try and offer scholarships to some of the... Lesser mages.

Roll me a 1d20+2 for how well this goes.

+3 for thinking about what race would greatly enjoy this magical scholarships...

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2012502
Orcs, because they rarely earn it.
Elves, because pride in tradition.

Also, long time no see.

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2012502

Yup, threads as dead as I remember questing's to be.

>>2013566
yup

>>2013566
For fuck's sake, I just got home from work. I can't shitpost all day, and I gotta research this shit.

16+5=21

This policy seems to work surprisingly well, and many lesser skilled mages begin to research... You also help.

Within two weeks, the worst of the sudden winter is over, and normal weather has been restored. Your mages are certain that SOMETHING magical has happened to cause this, and that it is certainly not on a scale any mage could possibly know.

You still leave them to research though.

--------------------ENGLAND------------

Oswald Mosely, the leader of the British Union of Fascists has come out in the 1956 general election for some of parliament's seats...

Of course, many of your advisors are somewhat scared about a large stink in the news if you don't do something.

Actions

>Ban the B.U.F from participating in the election... (Likely increases world-wide PR... But really hurts the opinion of fascists and nationalists.)
>...Allow it. (Decreases PR among moderates and the left wing, but increases PR among nationalists and fascists greatly.)
>...Endorse him. (Hurts your PR globally, but increases PR among nationalists and fascists greatly.)
>Write-in

>>2014042
>...Allow it. (Decreases PR among moderates and the left wing, but increases PR among nationalists and fascists greatly.)

>>2014042
Allow it and remind the populus that participating is important to ensure their values are being represented.

You allow it.

Overall, B.U.F gains no seats, and the election seems to be fairly balanced, with no oddball parties coming out.

It seems Elizabeth has been doing a good job managing her country, if nothing is violently tearing at it...

----------------------SWEDEN---------------------

Roll me a 1d100 anons.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2014365
Fingers crossed for the Hitler get.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2014410
so close

By fucking one!

Rolled 21 (1d100)

So close, yet so far.

87

In Sweden, it seems that a Polish man seems to have invented something they're calling Kevlar, rumored to be about 5 times more stronger then steel, somehow!

Of course, he calls himself Kazimiez...

He also dedicates it to Sweden, and has sent you a guide on how to produce it...

You can now produce Kevlar, which is far cheaper then steel or most metals, though requires oil...

Ignore one more roll.

Finally...

Coming with the many immigrants to Sweden is many different things. Minotaurs, lycanthropes, and the occassional human from the Balkans or overall searching for a better life, is many things. Firstly, the wildly popular Greek Yogurt, very popular among children... Along with what seems to be a growing interest in neoclassic architecture, replacing your custom style...

Stockholm is also starting to struggle with the huge population inside of it, due it's Imperial status...

Of course, roll me a 1d100+30 anons... This is to see how well your immigrants from Greece and other countries have assimilated so far after a few months.

+20 for policy ideas encouraging assimilation.

Rolled 20 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>2014472
Soylent green with Minotaurs

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2014472
Promote a religion (preferably Christianity) to state religion status.

A system that rewards open displays of patriotism.

Like say a 5% tax deduction if you fly a state banner in your yard or out the window for a majority of the year. Or a community event organizing committee on local levels.

Your fucking joking me, I accidently deleted my text.

So fuck it, instead of something long, I'll give you the quick run down.

Most of your lycanthropic population is indeed assimilating fairly well, though speak poor Swedish and generally hold onto their norms, they seem very supportive of the state and are slowly grasping onto it.

The minotaurs on the other hand, are a bit more... Seclusive. They seem very stubborn to assimilate, mostly speaking Greek among those who speak it, and being hesitant to try and learn Swedish, but thanks to your high relations with Greece, they seem content and happy with you, and are supportive...

Most of the minotaurs seem to be living in the countryside, or in the big city.

However, due to the economic crisis currently put on your nation, many Greeks are trying to migrate to Sweden or at least somewhere else in Europe...

You have about 150,000 in Lycanthropes living in Hansodr, which is nearly 50% of the entire lycanthropic population of Europe, and come from a wide variety of cultures in it.

You have about 10,000 in Greek Minotaur migrants, and they're insisting on staying here temporarily... At least until Greece stabilizes.

Greece wants to send you an additional 40,000 in Minotaur Migrants, and 100,000 in Human Greeks who are seeking work in the rest of Europe.

Actions

>Take it slowly. (Slight increase in Illegal Immigration
>Refuse more immigration... You have plenty as it is. (Could mean illegal immigration, and hurts PR with Greece a bit.)
>...Try to spread the migration across Europe. (Specify locations to settle the migrants down at.)
>...Fine, you can take some more. (Greatly boosts PR among Greece, and Minotaurs, and also a bit worldwide! Means one more assimilation check though.)
>Write-in

>>2014563
>...Fine, you can take some more. (Greatly boosts PR among Greece, and Minotaurs, and also a bit worldwide! Means one more

Going to really have to boost the naturalization program if we're going to take that. and violently remove those who refuse to adapt. If we have most of the Greek population by the end of this, justifying a war goal with Greece will be ideal.

>>2014625
Support, for now.

>>2014661
Hey, Anti, I've just realized I haven't seen you post for nearly half a year. How's things anyways?

You increase Greek immigration...

Roll me a 1d100 to see if your naturalization program can handle the stress of more migrants.

+15 for ideas on how to turn Greek Minotaurs into patriots, and encourage them to learn the language?
+15 for ideas on how to properly deal with Greek migrants, and where to put them.
+5 for ideas on how to avoid pissing off ethnic citizens with increased migration.

>>2014687
Thinks suck, but they're getting a lot better then they were. What major events have I missed?

Minotaurs, Put a focus on our relationship with Greece in the public sphere for a while, as well as express a desire to help get them back to their Homeland as soon as possible.

To avoid pissing off the ethnic natives, put the migrants in out of the way and underdeveloped regions, and create a program to focus on having the new migrants start developing these areas

Rolled 47 (1d100)

Roll you fucker.

>>2014715
Hm. What time did you stop posting at? Anons so far have managed to centralize Russia into a monarchy controlled by Elizabeth. That's the latest major event I remember.

Also, allowing a samefagging for coming up with propaganda and try to turn the Greek humans and minotaurs into patriots.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2014738
A few motivational posters put up in some high residential areas, stuff along the lines of "Yesterday's Strong Greeks, Today's Strong Swedes, Tomorrow's stronger Empire." Or "Our new home away from home." That way they maintain their ties to greece, don't resent our population, and we can encourage them To hard so going back.

Also gather up the population of the neighboring settlements to the new areas they will settle and have everyone do a big Octoberfest style celebration whenever our next national holiday is.

>>2014768
Encourage them to start going back.*

Rolled 93 (1d100)

Hm.

Ignore my roll.

Oh fuck.

Well, uh... Thank God for Herman Goring.

Be right back, as I type this shit up.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

The erh...

The Greek migration is... Well...

Let's just say that on the first few days, many of the migrants treat this like a sort of vacation, paying quite a bit at museums of Swedish culture, history, and that sort of thing, and surprisingly enough, think of you greatly. You have a feeling that your assimilation process will go exceedingly well.

Ignore one more roll.

All going well.

Many of the migrants coming from Greece seem to be quite dissatisfied with their government, and in general a republic. Even though they seem to be of a separate culture, and some of a different race, the Greeks seem more receptive to your ideology of fascism and monarchism then most of the Swedish population. At least, this is what your spies report.

...Though there is a bit of conflict. There's a surprising amount of "hidden" revanchist anger among them, directed towards Italy, Bulgaria, and the Turkish menaces...

Hermann Göring, your minister of propaganda, claims he'll be able to greatly influence the Greeks to your side, and potentially make them loyal nationalists...

"All you need to do, is point me towards the enemy, or let me come up with a few ideas."

Due to great assimilation, and general revanchist ideals and intelligence service, you can no doubt influence these Greeks...

Actions

>...Influence the Greek migrants towards monarchist-fascism under you. (Specify a nationality for the Greeks to get pissed off at... Such as the Italians, the Turkish, or even the Bulgarians.)
>...Leave it be. You don't intend to manipulate them in any way... (They'll randomly take up a right wing or nationalist ideology eventually...)
>...See if Hermann has any other ideas. He's a master at this thing...
>Write-in

>>2014847
>Write-in
"Hermann, do you think you can get them to look towards Greece's ruler as one who squats on their rightful clay?"

>>2014859
Just double checking, you mean dislike their current ruler?

>>2014847
QM, you’re drunk. We never had anything to do with Herman Goring. We have Joeseph Goebbels as a minister of propaganda.

>>2014870
I want them to look at the ruler of Greece with the eyes of those who are itching replace him violently. If that takes dragging them through a year of propaganda of degrading talks of having the Minotaurs return so be it.

Holy shit, I am retarded.

Alright.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well you can influence them to dislike their current ruler.

+3 if you can make Sweden look like an absolute nationalist paradise compared to Greece's poor example of an oilgarchic republic!
+2 for also ideas on how to direct their revanchistic anger towards the Greek government.

If it's a nat 20, then I'll say fuck it and say national socialist greeks or something awesome like that.

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2014893

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2014893
Over the next few days make talks with Greece a prime publicised goal for the government. When this naturally fails to manifest into any kind of discussion of returning the Minotaurs we paint it as greece's kings belligerence and malice towards his former subjects.

As for making it looks like a nationalistic paradise, monthly parades and such will suffice. Including starting the morning radio with the national anthem.

I'll allow one samefag.

>>2014934
Nope, we're sticking at 26. Let's see some backlash.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

I was wondering if anons wanted to bait for natsocks.

18+8=266

So yeah, you of course, decide to do the usual thing of nationalism and do parades and shit. People love that. Oh, and national anthems, hell yeah.

So yeah, that makes the greeks pretty impressed, along with your own people thanks to the excessive amounts of medals you put on your soldiers, justifying it as a parade, when in all due honesty, you just really, really like medals. Shiny ones too.

The greeks will slowly be led to dislike the Greek government.

Now, with all that done...

Ignore roll.

fuck my life, high rolls of course

So yeah, going back to the original mages...

Your mages of course, report pretty damned clearly a few things.

A: Apparently, something's fucking causing the world to cool down on the surface.
B: It's probably magic?
C: The most harshly effected regions are those closest to the north pole, and permafrost and tundra is expected within the next few years to start growing quite a bit.
D: A few of your scientists claim it's another ice age, but how the fuck is that happening?

Your mages are pretty fucking confused by this sudden magic bullshit, but you mostly are just frustrated by the fact you have more work to do...

Most of your mages advise trying to get more land to the south to grow food for a very, very long winter ahead, and perhaps begin rationing.

Actions

>...Alert the people to this crisis, and order mass rationings.
>...Keep it calm. Nothing to fear so long as you expand to fertile lands.
>Keep it calm... And start rationing secretly.
>Write-in

>>2015077
>Keep it calm... And start rationing secretly.
Looks like we're going to have to inspect the North Pole.

>>2015077
>Keep it calm... And start rationing secretly.

Welp. Time to begin improving our agriculture even more.

So who exactly would be the most pissed at the annexation of Greece. Both in our own empire and geopolitically.

>>2015758
America, seeing as they have interest in stopping us growing.

As to our people? Essentially no one, so long as it was peaceful. Our people tire of war but besides that there is no reason they'd prove unwilling. Ignoring the Greek Minotaurs and such whom would most likely find a good reason at least until our propaganda kicks in.

Alright, I'm back from DMing and continuing EDQ now.

You of course, begin to start rationing and trying to reduce food used...

Hopefully, some preemptive measures should help you in the future.

--------------CENTRAL EUROPE------------------

Your spies report the possibility of a revolution next month in Hungary against German rule.

-------------------------FAMILY-------------------

Elizabeth, at the end of the month, lays four eggs. This means you have currently 8.

Charlemagne and Svana seem to be doing a good job so far in Sweden, and seem very happy.

...You've been fairly chaste this month, only really entertaining yourself with thoughts of Elizabeth, and the rare visit to Vasura.

-------------------------------------------------------------


Another month goes by,

So far, you've been feeling somewhat strange. Like you deserve more. More money. More power. More everything, really, and feel more ambitious (if that was even possible) then how you normally feel.

But... You can't help but feel some other things you haven't feel before. Such as patience. It was always a hard thing for you... Now, not so much... Though some things haven't changed...

In fact, it feels like time is moving faster for you now, instead of so slowly...

Instead of week cycles, Ren goes through monthly cycles now.

Renexizious's age has gotten to a point that he has changed a bit.

Renexizious is now far more patient, and cunning. He has +1 to Wisdom and Intelligence now.

What does Renexizious value the most?
(This will effect your next upgrade.)

>Love
>Money
>Land
>Butter

>>2018028
>land

>>2018028
>Love

>>2018028
Butter

>>2018028

>Butter

Renexizious's true love...

Is indeed butter.

Renexizious has a very, very strong habit to gorge himself on butter, and practically is in love with it...

Then again, he's always done that.

But of course, Elizabeth can't help but be a bit concerned by him eating literal blocks of butter, rather then putting it on other things... Not to mention complaining about you having a bag of butter in a small freezer next to the bed! God, women can be so annoying sometimes... Such as the ever so annoying quote Elizabeth tends to do "...Ren, can you stop eating in bed?" she says... All the time! Doesn't she understand that maybe your a bit hungry sometimes?

At least it helps keep your teeth white.

Renexizious gets actively more happy the more butter he noms. This will be upgraded later on.

Renexizious additionally regenerates health via nomming butter while attacking/raiding/doing things, and also gives him a +1 to whatever he's doing if he noms some butter.

What does Renexizious value the least?

>Love
>Money
>Land
>Mortals

>>2018115

>Mortals

They're good tools, but they're not family.

>>2018115
>Mortals

>>2018115
>Mortals

...Renexizious can't help but grow to dislike mortals more and more.

First, they smell terrible. Absolutely terrible.
Secondly, they taste terrible. Unless it's with butter.
Thirdly, they complain far, far too much for your liking, and are far too rowdy. Rebellion at the slightest procaution, or otherwise trying to kill you... That sort of thing. God, are they always so annoying? Not to mention, bothering or pestering you too much...

...Unless it's Elizabeth. Or Kryos. Or Reinhold. They're good mortals... Not too annoying, not interrupting your money baths, or otherwise being filthy communists, or coming up with such a horrid ideology...

Actions

>...Direct Ren's casual dislike of most mortals to a specific race. (He'll particularly look down on this race, and might have a shorter temper with them... Along with maybe wanting little to do with them.)
>...Keep it broad. (Renexizious will have a slightly harder time with PR, and will tend to get annoyed easily by mortals... Of course, it just ends up making him happier when he gets his revenge on them via nomming or whatnot. Dragons tend to also like this sort of thing, and boosts his relation with other dragons a bit.)

>>2018160
>...Direct Ren's casual dislike of most mortals to a specific race. (He'll particularly look down on this race, and might have a shorter temper with them... Along with maybe wanting little to do with them.)
Gnomes

>>2018164
Something a bit more common then that anons.

>>2018160

>...Direct Ren's casual dislike of most mortals to a specific race. (He'll particularly look down on this race, and might have a shorter temper with them... Along with maybe wanting little to do with them.)

Hipsters.

>>2018160
>...Direct Ren's casual dislike of most mortals to a specific race. (He'll particularly look down on this race, and might have a shorter temper with them... Along with maybe wanting little to do with them.)
Marxist ideologues

How about Jews

>>2018190
Isn't that in line with what I suggested?

>>2018211
Nah. Marxist ideologues is too narrow. If anything we should go with Jews, Muslims or sexual deviants aka homos.

>>2018220
Hmmn, how about a compromise. Non-christian abrahamic religions.

...In particular, are those no good fucking hipsters, getting in their little fucking cafes on the corner, with their fucking "diverse friend group" and talking shit about how your literally Hitler.

Like he was a bad guy! The fucking nerve! Only your wife gets away with that!

Not to mention their shitty fucking hats, their shitty claim to fame of being "cool before insert this".

Fuck, honestly, you prefer violent ethnonationalists who despise dragons over fucking hipsters any day.

ESPECIALLY FUCKING COMMUNIST ONES.

Renexizious now has a severe intolerance of Hipsters and other faggotry types that gather in coffee shops.

This may be taken as homophobia though, judging from how hipsters and gays are closely related.

But luckily, it's the 1950s and they're basically the same thing, right? They're gay before it was cool.

Now...

Has Renexizious become nationalistic?

>...Yes. Sweden truly has become one of the best countries you know of! God save Sweden! (...Renexizious becomes a full-fledged Swedish Nationalist, and also fully adopts Swedish culture.)
>...What? You? A nationalist? Don't be silly, your a dragon. You don't believe in such silly things. (...Renexizious remains detached from nationalism and patriotism, seeing it only as a tool to be used.)
>Laughs in Draconic. (Renexizious thinks it's a joke! Why have nationalism when you can have globalism? The whole world, under your claw...)
>...Honestly, you prefer England.... Elizabeth has some... Well, convincing arguments... (...Renexizious becomes a bit British-leaning, and begins to like England.)
>...Honestly, your in love with Germany, even still. (...Renexizious's love for German things becomes nationalism towards Germany. Could help you greatly with patriotic and nationalist Germans.)

>>2018231
>...What? You? A nationalist? Don't be silly, your a dragon. You don't believe in such silly things. (...Renexizious remains detached from nationalism and patriotism, seeing it only as a tool to be used.)
English nationalism is also good.

>>2018231

>...What? You? A nationalist? Don't be silly, your a dragon. You don't believe in such silly things. (...Renexizious remains detached from nationalism and patriotism, seeing it only as a tool to be used.)
Or
>Laughs in Draconic. (Renexizious thinks it's a joke! Why have nationalism when you can have globalism? The whole world, under your claw...)

>>2018231
>...What? You? A nationalist? Don't be silly, your a dragon. You don't believe in such silly things. (...Renexizious remains detached from nationalism and patriotism, seeing it only as a tool to be used.)
Why they are the best tool, what better way to unite the world than being it together in shared difference and love for it's own and each other's unique culture?

Renexizious remains detached from nationalism, not really understanding it, and thinking it's rather stupid... After all, aren't you, a dragon, a superior leader?

...You know, we could potentially actually have the Swedes like us if we at least pretended to be nationalistic and Swedish... Solaire says, in some dissent.

...Oh come on, don't tell me your falling for the sob story now... Besides, we're still pretending. The far right likes us.

But they'll never love or fully accept us... Mostly because of your autism regarding other races and religions... After all, Hitler was an adamant nationalist, and that got him quite far...

I'm fine. I'm a dragon. Besides, if I become nationalist, that starts so many damned problems in my other holdings...

Solaire sighs, tired and slightly angered and frustrated. You can't help but notice he's also changed too. He's still fairly religious, but more cynical, and apparently actually likes Sweden...

With this all done, Renexizious continues on with his life... Albeit a bit different, that's for sure.

Actions

>...Tell Solaire to stop associating with those damned mortals so much. He's too much of a soft heart.
>...Leave him be, he can believe what he wants.
>...Maybe he's right. At least try to appear nationalistic...
>Write-in

>>2018274
>...Maybe he's right. At least try to appear nationalistic...

Global Nationalism.

>>2018274
>...Leave him be, he can believe what he wants.

>>2018274

>...Leave him be, he can believe what he wants.

You decide to leave him be.

Flames meanwhile, seems to have become a bit more passionate, a bit more transfixed on money, and a bit more lazy, at least in your eyes. Generally advocating for more libertarian ideas.

I really don't see what's wrong with private roads.

For the last time, it's public property. As in, owned by me. Besides, it'll interrupt transportation and commerce...

Only if you do a shitty job, like toll booths. Why not have something to scan a car's ID or credit card or something?

You sight. God, both of your headmates are annoying.

Such highlights are...

I don't think Rothbard was really wrong... I mean, take that bit about anarchism out, and it's great! For us. Also, besides, we get more money, and less work...

Do you think if we set up a private corporation we can hire Elizabeth to be the sultry secretary? I'm asking for a friend.

Do you think we could sell subscriptions for the police force?

Do you think we could sell subscriptions to the slaves for food?

Do you think we could sell the slaves for butter?

...You still owe me one wife. Plus interest... So uh, just my wife and maybe a pizza. Actually, can we just skip the wife?

God, for fuck's sake... At least he's not pissed off at you anymore over that wife thing.

Speaking of wives... You haven't really thought if Liz has thought anything about your slightly different personality...

Roll me a 1d20+2 real fast.

+1 for getting Solaire and Flames to shut up...
+1 for getting Ren to stop eating butter in bed... Or at least doing it incognito.
+1 for trying to show off the better side of you to Elizabeth...

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2018332

>>2018332
Here is idea. Start COOKING WITH BUTTER!

17+2=19

She seems unaffected by this, and even makes sure to get you more butter when she goes shopping...

Just going to pass out, I'll make sure to post more tommorow. If anons want to do anything, go ahead. I'm just too tired to write right now.

Alright, just woke up.

Beyond that, not much else has happened this month.

Choose something to do.

>Influence the upcoming Hungarian revolt...
>Preform science!
>See if there's any societal debates.
>Review your armed forces.
>Preform diplomacy.
>Influence the Spanish Civil War.
>Get ready to invade somewhere...
>Attempt to boost your PR.
>Write-in

>>2019932
>Preform science!

>>2019932
>Influence the upcoming Hungarian revolt...
If we support the Hungarians revolution and cause the Polish to revolt simultaneously, it significantly bring down Germany and weaken it for us. Our PR is very high in Catholics Poland and we could definitely cause a revolution in Poland, easily.

>>2019949
This. We need to fix whatever is affecting Liz's shapeshifting.

I'll go with preforming science unless anyone wants to change it last minute.

I'll give it 4 more minutes.

You decide to PREFORM SCIENCE.

Choose one thing.

>Study philosophy/ideologies.
>Study what's causing the strange weather. (Extremely unlikely you'll find anything. You'd need a nat 19-20.)
>Study millitary technology.
>Study electronics.
>Study more dangerous technology... (Such as biological warfare, or "doomsday" technology.)
>Study the abnormality of Liz being unable to change forms.
>Study a specific type of mortal race.
>Make some mutagen!
>Make some agricultural tech...
>Write-in

>>2020135
>Study what's causing the strange weather. (Extremely unlikely you'll find anything. You'd need a nat 19-20.)

>>2020135
>Make some agricultural tech...

>>2020188
Most pressing matter at the moment.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2020320
Now point where we need to send the artillery.

Allowing two more samefag.

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

And survey says?

File: Sweden.jpg (2 KB, 117x125)

2 KB JPG

>>2020478

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.

>>2020707
Yes.

Roll me a 1d20 anon.

+2 for finding something to get angry at, and try to find a way to relieve your anger while working furiously.

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2021216
Angry, how about at another fucking long winter that's going to leave you shivering for months, and the lack of food bringing possible revolts. Screw the magical negro who's responsible for this shit.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2021216

>>2021810
Your dick should be bullied for this.

Just ignoring that one.

18+2=20

You find a little bit of something while you think.

You believe that no other surface civilization could do this. Extra-dimensional or subterranean though, you aren't too sure about...

Additionally, it seems to be world-wide, instead of just Europe.

Choose one other thing to study.

>Study philosophy/ideologies.
>Continue to try and study what's causing the strange weather. (Extremely unlikely you'll find anything. You'd need a nat 19-20.)
>Study millitary technology.
>Study electronics.
>Study more dangerous technology... (Such as biological warfare, or "doomsday" technology.)
>Study the abnormality of Liz being unable to change forms.
>Study a specific type of mortal race.
>Make some mutagen!
>Make some agricultural tech...
>Write-in

>>2022022
>Study the abnormality of Liz being unable to change forms.

Jeez, that post number.

>>2022102
This

Include me in the screen cap boys.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 for theories.

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2022873

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2022873

>>2026477
Holy shit.

Back. Sorry about being dead.

Choose one.

>Reverse it.
>Weaponize it.
>???
>Write-In

>>2029497
>>Weaponize it.
Bigger titties

>>2029508
No... The idea is that you can give other dragons a sneaky injection to make them unable to transform for a month in whatever form they're currently residing in.

>>2029497
Reverse it

Rolled 2 (1d2)

In interests of no one else posting...

Anons decide to reverse it. Elizabeth gains access back to all her original forms, with an additional +20 opinion from Elizabeth.

You manage to decode, and reassemble her genetically structure flawlessly...

She of course, turns back to normal...

But, with a bit extra.

Choose one.

>Elizabeth can now use certain mutagens on herself to make herself stronger.
>Give her a specific mutation you already have, or give her a mutation from another race.
>Make her human. Permanently.
>Leave her the way she is.
>Hardlock her genetics so she won't get any stronger... Or weaker.
>Write-in

>>2029625
>>Give her a specific mutation you already have, or give her a mutation from another race.
Crits on 19s

>>2029625
>Elizabeth can now use certain mutagens on herself to make herself stronger.

>>2029642
Sorry, but no. Not allowing that one.

>>2029625
>>Elizabeth can now use certain mutagens on herself to make herself stronger.
what do you mean by this?

>>2029657
For example, Elizabeth can extract a mutagen from a race such as Minotaur, and make herself more muscular. Or extract a mutagen from a kobold and make herself shorter. That sort of thing.

You now give Elizabeth the abillity to consume mutagens.

Elizabeth of course, is extremely grateful to you, with endless devotion at this point...

Choose something for her to study for you.


>Study philosophy/ideologies.
>Continue to try and study what's causing the strange weather. (Extremely unlikely you'll find anything. You'd need a nat 19-20.)
>Study millitary technology.
>Study electronics.
>Study more dangerous technology... (Such as biological warfare, or "doomsday" technology.)
>Research Alpha Werewolves.
>Study a specific type of mortal race.
>Make some mutagen! (Specify if it's for Liz or not.)
>Make some agricultural tech... (BONUS)
>Write-in

>>2029663
Uh,....sure

>>2029676
>>Study millitary technology.
We're growing behind in an already unstable world.

>>2029684
This

>>2029676
>Make some agricultural tech... (BONUS)
BONUS.

Specify.

>Army Tech. (Late 1950's. Ahead of Time.)
>Jet Tech. (Early 1950's Jet Planes.)
>Armor Tech (Early 1940's Tech. Very out of date.)
>Helicopter Theory (Non-existent.)
>Naval Tech (Early 1920's. Insanely out of date.)

>>2029718
>Army Tech. (Late 1950's. Ahead of Time.)

>>2029718
>>Armor Tech (Early 1940's Tech. Very out of date.)

>>2029718
>Naval Tech (Early 1920's. Insanely out of date.)

Rolling in 15 minutes,

Rolled 1 (1d3)

1=Army.
2=Armor.
3=Naval.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for advancements in your army.

+3 for ideas on how to improve your army's equipment and weaponry.
+2 for weapon ideas for other races to use.

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>2029877

Use Ren's barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.

>>2029905
>Yes.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 for barbarically coming in to help Elizabeth before she messes up.
+2 for of course, barbarically hititng on her in [insert form]
+2 for of course, barbaric/khornate ideas regarding military equipment.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2029944

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2029944

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2029944

11

"Don't worry Liz, I got this."{/red]

You push her gently to the side, as you make what you dub, the "Fuckawesome Cannon".

Which is basically a .50cal rifle.

However, the rifle itself is flimsy and fails to fire properly, often just exploding outright. It's heartbreaking too, as you've also essentially made it into a bardiche...

Elizabeth kisses you, and pushes you to the side... She seems to be putting her talents at it again...

Choose the final thing to study.

>Study philosophy/ideologies.
>Continue to try and study what's causing the strange weather. (Extremely unlikely you'll find anything. You'd need a nat 19-20.)
>Study millitary technology.
>Study electronics.
>Study more dangerous technology... (Such as biological warfare, or "doomsday" technology.)
>Research Alpha Werewolves.
>Study a specific type of mortal race.
>Make some mutagen! (Specify if it's for Liz or not.)
>Make some agricultural tech... (BONUS)
>Write-in

>>2030062
Agriculture

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+3 for Elizabeth coming up with more ideas for farming.

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2030142

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2030142

Allowing a samefag.

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>2030142

>"What if we tried better greenhouse technology? Like having multiple levels, with hydroponics water flowing down the levels, and raising fish to eat in the hydroponics water as well? The fish can fertilize the water, and the plant roots can stand a bit of nibbling before the plants themselves are affected, and if we use enough solar panels and filter the light right, we can use less energy as well!"

16+10=26

Of course, Elizabeth and her greenhouse technology wins the day...

Amount of crops made has increased!

After all this, Elizabeth and you relax for a while together.... Enjoying the other's company, mostly.

A week goes by.

--------------------Commonwealth News------------

A large lycanthrope, looking far more wolf then man, and far more savage to boot, has been reported in the Russian countryside on somesort of rampage through the countryside, eating cattle, terrifying peasants, ransacking bars, and also in one case, apparently ripping a squad of Russian soldiers in half.

Most people think it's just a normal werewolf, but thanks your knowledge, it's certainly an Alpha.

Great.

Actions

>...Hire some hunters to go after this thing. (Could cost money... Results may vary.)
>Send a personal division after it. (Specify)
>Go after it yourself. (Good fucking luck.)
>Write-in

>>2030553
>Go after it yourself. (Good fucking luck.)
Ren can take this no probs

You of course, decide to track down this alpha.

From first-hand reports, it seems like it's stolen and is wearing a tracksuit, with a ushanka over it's head, along with seemingly have taken a great interest in alcohol.

You of course, leave to find this lycanthrope...

Actions

>...Attempt to capture it.
>Kill it. Should be easy enough.
>...It'll make an interesting slave, that's for sure. Perhaps it could be a jester? You've always wished to have one.
>Write-in

>>2030587
>Kill it. Should be easy enough.

You decide to go and kill it.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can indeed track it down.

+3 for angry thoughts about werewolves.

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2030697
>FUCKING WEREWOLVES. They’re nothing but cliche European fantasy tropes but the most obnoxious of them all. Dragons and even vampires are cool at least, being powerful and ruling people. Werewolves just look like a self-insert by slaaneshi furfags. Claws the exception though.

17+3=20

Finally, roll me one last 1d20+2.

+3 for more angry thoughts about werewolves, and everything about them.

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2030736

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2030736
God damn werewolves! You can't even stay half decent a third of the time! And when you do you just die! I'll call you something with an S! Hang you on the wall! And say you escaped a Nazi or Soviet lab after twenty years to humiliate your corpse! Totally not in reference to anything at all!

14+5=19

After an hour of flight, you track it across the Russian countryside to a small tiny Russian village on the edge of Ukraine.

Of course, it seems somewhat deserted, in fact, entirely so...

Until you notice the town hall is barricaded up... Windows and all.

Hm.

You of course, soar closer, until you notice something in the back of the bar. It seems to be... Skeletons. Of stags.

Strange.

You of course, land for a closer look, and peek in through one of the windows...

You of course, notice a very muscular, although overweight and intoxicated lycanthrope... Not one of the "clearly human" ones, but holy shit, it actually looks like somesort of werewolf you've seen in art and shit. It's quite literally force feeding a stag vodka... He's grabbed by the neck too.

And afterwards, the lycanthrope drinks the rest of the bottle, and throws it over his shoulder...
Alright.

...It's uh.

It's at that point that you've noticed that the werewolf has begun to fucking bench press the stag, which is quite obviously, absolutely terrified.

The werewolf is wearing a tiny tracksuit, clearly stolen because it looks shiny and nice, and maybe comfortable, and has a difficult time wearing a ushanka. In fact, it's fallen off.

What do?

>Attack now.
>...Watch more. Why not?
>...Attempt to capture it.
>Shapeshift from dragon to something else.
>Write-in.

Also, you've earned a new form. Alpha Lycanthrope.

>>2031709

>...Watch more. Why not?

It's like a train wreck. Don't look away yet!

You of course, decide to watch more.

The lycanthrope of course, after 80 bench presses, proceeds to break it's neck, and snaps it's bones like it's twigs.

Jesus.

Oh, and of course, tears off it's head and eats it. Raw.

Not that you care, but still. If you were a human, you'd certainly not want to face this thing.

The lycanthrope itself sniffs the air cautiously... Maybe it smells you?

Roll me a 1d20-4 for being sneaky.

+3 for trying to be somewhat sneaky as a fuckhuge dragon.
+3 for taking scientific notes on this lycanthrope.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2031743
If a 1 is rolled, don’t use barbaric

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2031743

>Shift to a smaller size! Harder to see if you're a smaller form, right?
>Flames, write this shit down! It's like a hairy gym rat, bench-pressing and working out with its food, before killing and eating it fresh! And it seems...uncomfortably ok with just standing in that pool of blood. Gross.

Allowing a samefag for theories.

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2031743

>Alphawolf is clearly descended from a Russian human, as evidenced by the complete and total lack of fucks that he gives. And that he, like other Russians, is fueled exclusively by vodka, although other sources of nutrition can be used in a pinch. Can most likely be trained to hate communists and those godless hipsters like other doggos, if given proper incentive. Not sure if lab escapee or not, may be a mutant Russian. Or, simply a very, very hairy and swole Russian. Requires further investigation to figure out which is which.

Use barbaric?

> Yes
> No

>>2031797
No

>>2031797
No. Let them meet, let them fight.

>>2031797
>> No

Critical Failure!

You of course, have a large notebook and are scribbling down notes cautiously in your kobold form, while standing on a trash can, and looking inside.

You practically categorize every little thing about this werewolf, as it consumes vodka and generally louses around.

Then of course, it notices you as you trip off the trash can, and of course, it heads outside.

You of course, fell on your scaly head, and you roll over to see a large, slavic werewolf standing in front of you, quite amused by you.

Maybe you can shapeshift and fight i-

It picks you up by your head with it's hands, dangling you above the ground. It doesn't cut into your scalp, and the werewolf is clearly amused by you and your short nature.

It laughs in your face.

"You are so small! Like tiny baby with big head!"

It laughs, it's breath smelling of alcohol and blood, and it's quite tipsy... But somehow still on balance.

It of course, takes you inside the bar, and of course, sets you down on table.

"You look very smart, for such a short, tiny man! What is that in your pocket?"

[red]"...It's a calculator."[/red]

"Aaaaah... Calculator?"

He effortlessly pulls it out of your pocket, and examines it, curious.

[red]"Hey! Give it back! Do you know how much that costs?"[/red]

He runs it through his fingers... And... Snaps it in half between them.

"Ha! Such an amusing toy for an egghead like yourself.. What other things do you have, tiny man?" He gives you a smug, smug grin after doing so.

[red]"How dare you address the Emperor of the Commonwealth like th-"[/red]

He grabs you by your feet, and turns you upside down.

"You know, I have great idea! You short little things... Much trouble you cause to me. So easy to snap too. Ivan must be careful, yes?"

[red]"I'll tear you apa-"[/red]

Ivan laughs in your face.

"We'll have much fun before I get tired! Ivan likes this!"

He of course, picks you up, and uh...

Well, he takes out a large knife and pins you to a wall with it, hanging by your white office shirt...

[red]"Let me down! How dare you!"[/red]

"Comrade, relax! It is but simple bar game! Now, hold still!"

Oh dear fucking God.

Ivan chugs down some more vodka, and carefully takes a few butter knives.

"Hold still!"

The first knife bends in his hand, and clangs to your far left. Thank God.

The second knife hits you right in the nose, hurting it quite a bit, and causing a bit of blood to trickle out of it a bit.

The third knife however, hits right above your head, narrowly grazing your head.

Ivan of course, seems quite smug, and pulls you off wall.

"Very fun! Wouldn't you agree?"

[red]"You filthy mutt, you... You hit me right in the nose, you un-"[/red]

"Oh, what is this? The dragon has become naughty with his g... Grammer? Whatever it is called? "

[red]"You can't even say it right! How do you even know I'm a dra-"[/red]

He of course, puts you in a stranglehold, squeezing your neck enough so it becomes very, very difficult to breathe.

"Do not worry! Ivan will clean out your filthy, filthy mouth full of insults..."

Of course, Ivan takes a bar of soap from the public restroom, and shoves it in your mouth, while choking you out.

"You are likely thinking why Ivan is so harsh with you, da?"

[red]"Mpmh!"[/red]

"Da! That is right! You are small! And so fun to make fun of! You are like punching bag with large, protruding head and nose!"

He laughs, and of course, takes you out...

"Now, to wash down the taste of soap with proper drink!"

He takes out a large bottle of vodka...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to resist.

+2 for trying your best to resist drunkness!
+2 for being angry at this mutt!

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>2032030
"You mother Clavens...."
>Ren goes on to tell several loud and annoying slurs in Swedish, growing bright red in the process
"And I've outdrank dwarves, you ain't nothing to me!"

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2032030

>Get prepared to spit the vodka back in this alpha-dick's furry face!
>You did NOT come here to get bullied by some furfaggot. You are Emperor Renexizious, ruler of the Byzantine Empire, and you have eaten a LOT of people and taken a LOT of land to earn that title. You deserve to be called such. And you are going to damn well teach this dumb doggo a goddamned lesson!

So.

Use Barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.

>>2032111
Eh... sure

>>2032040
>>No.
Not yet

>>2032111

No. This is just to tell how well Ren can hold his alcohol, should save it for something worse down the line.

Critical Failure

Ren gets drunk as absolute shit, to the point that he feels extremely sick, and can't even tell what way is up.

At this point, Ivan seems amused by you trying to understand how balance works... You trip multiple times, and can barely even stand.

Eventually, after much bullying of your short legs, lack of women, and generally gets tired... And more tired.

Actions

>Strike while Ivan's recovering from bullying you...
>...Maybe you can try to get friendship with him...
>...Shapeshift when he gets too tired to stop you.
>Write-in

>>2032157
>>...Shapeshift when he gets too tired to stop you.

>>2032157
>...Shapeshift when he gets too tired to stop you.

>>2032157

>...Maybe you can try to get friendship with him...

I see ways this can be both amusing and useful.

Specific form anons?

>>2033142
Dragontaur

>>2033148
This

Roll me a 1d20 for stealth shifting

+3 for ideas on how to bully this werewolf back.
+2 for excuses regarding changing form so he doesn't get suspicious.

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2033159
"Ahs...you...I'm gonna show you how to get the vodka..."
>There was only way to bust this bronco. It was to outchad the chad. And we were the most chad of them all Ivan, BBM
"I'm gonna go take a leak, don't be gay mother fucker."
>The ultimate excuse, little did he know we where changing our dick

You sneak off, and successfully shift in thr bathroom.

Whst do now?

> Out Chad him.
> Befriend.
> Kill.
> Write In

>>2033199
> Kill.

>>2033199
>> Out Chad him.

>>2033199

> Out Chad him.
> Befriend.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+4 for surprise out chadding the alpha.
+2 for bullying

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2033242

Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>2033242
>Ren walks out of nowhere like a he was the fucking boogieman
"Where's that werewolf bitch?! I wanna show him something!"
>he says throwing out a table effortlessly
>He kicks the counter with the register and the whole counter over
"Where the fuck are you?!"
>he says looking for the alpha wolf

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>2033242
>Ren kicks the bathroom door open, ignoring whether it was pulling or push, and even if it needs to be destroyed.

>Afterwards walk up right to the bartop and order a drink. After downing it in a single chug look at the werewolf

>"So you like to talk shit? Alright then, let's have a proper drinking contest to see if you're really as tough as you like to act. 'Course if you're too worried to prove you're up to snuff then go ahead and wimp out."

14+10=24

Renexizious of course, wakes up a half-asleep Ivan, and challenges him to a drinking contest...

This should be easy... He's drunk as... As a rock as it is...
...So are you though...

Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see who wins this.

+3 for BBM memes to his face.
+2 for being drunk as absolute shit.
+1 for more bullying.

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2033436

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2033436

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2033436

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

15+2=17

vs...

15+2=17
vs
15+3=18

Both of you begin to chug, and chug, and chug bottle after bottle of vodka....

However, you are absolutely shitfaced... After your fifth bottle... You in fact, can't help but throw up in the corner, and you go to your knees, throwing up and retching.

The werewolf laughs, but trips and falls over... Being practically unable to stand.

...You try to stand, but end up tripping and hitting your head on the floor...

...You decide to just take a nap there for a while.

You wake up early in the morning, feeling like complete shit, and god, the sun fucking hurts your eyes... Like it's fucking stabbing them...

You crawl under a bar table, and decide to just rest there....

Roll me a 1d20-5 to resist migraine

+2 for hating life, and worrying how you'll explain this to Elizabeth... Also, maybe trying to think about how to feel better.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2034256

>Oh fuck what did I DO last night...fuck that was dumb, fuck my eyes hurt, I need a fucking banana, some saltine crackers, a big-ass jug of water, and a whole bottle of aspirin...Liz is gonna kill me, oh god what do I tell her...fuck this is worse than the 3-day Drow tumblefest, at least I didn't get drunk under the table by some overgrown, Chaddish, alpha-dick.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2034256

Allowing samefagging if you can be angry about potentially losing to the werewolf and not bullying him back. Along with being very embarrassed over last night.

Oh boy.

Well uh...

Barbaric anons?

>Yes.
>No.

>>2034292

I suppose. Getting sick of all these 1's though. Dice Gods do not want us to escape Chadwolf High School of the Swole, it seems.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 for angry thoughts and barbaric ways to outchad this fucking werewolf!
+3 for angry ideas on how to bully this werewolf!
+1 for angry barbaric thoughts about how you've been defeated in alcohol... Next it'll be women! (+1 for worrying if this defeat will affect how easily you attract women!)

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2034306
>Shapeshifting to dragon form and scoop him up while tossing him up and down.
"Alright. I'm getting damn sick and tired of waking up with only a fraction of my damn memories. The hell was even in that liquid piss you we've been drinking? Grrr. And I'm too hungry to care. Maybe I'll cover you in sauce and have bbq lycan! Ah haha! Ah, bbq lycan and plowing Liz! Now there's a good morning! Hell if it wasn't for you I would be doing that in the morning! I really should cook and eat you!"

Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>2034306

>"He wants a challenge, I'll give him a fucking challenge! Go half-dragon form, show him that I've got muscles ON my muscles, and punch him until he's neutered! Then pour vodka on him and laugh."
>"I'll fucking shave this son of a bitch. See how much is muscle, and how much is fucking fluff making him look bigger than he actually is."
>"AND that motherfucker out-drank me! Out-drank ME! Shit, I KNEW I should have kept up on my fucking alcohol tolerance, otherwise this shit was bound to happen. God, what if it's women next? Women HATE losers, they can smell it on lesser men like loss-scenting bloodhounds! They'll just KNOW, even if I kick this chadwolf's ass! Fuck!"

Critical Success.

You crawl up, and shake off the headache... You have a job to do, damn it.

Even though every step is filled with intense pain and you'd really, really like to just lay down and die, you hunt down this lycanthrope... Who seems to have drunkenly passed out in the back...

He'll pay. He'll pay for saying you have short legs.

YOU
DO
NOT
HAVE
SHORT
LEGS!

Choose one thing to do!

>...Fuck it, you know what? He'd be cool if he was a Khornate, and you know what, fuck it, maybe you can hang out. Maybe. (Try to befriend, Khornate Style.)
>Break in, and bully the lycanthrope! How dare he!
>Get ready to finish this fuck off... Get ready to kill!
>...Hm. You know, you need to show you aren't a loser. Enslave him, and of course, make sure to embarrass him. Oh, and also do research, yeah, that works too. Also, show off that your the best around.
>Write-in

>>2034333

>...Fuck it, you know what? He'd be cool if he was a Khornate, and you know what, fuck it, maybe you can hang out. Maybe. (Try to befriend, Khornate Style.)
>Break in, and bully the lycanthrope! How dare he!

Establish dominance first, then offer a paw/claw/whatever in friendship.

You kick the door open, and get straight to establishing dominance.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to OUT CHAD.

+3 for PHYSICAL AND MENTAL BULLYING.
+3 for BRAGGING ABOUT WOMEN! (+1 FOR RESPECTING WOMEN TOO, MOSTLY YOUR WIFE!)
+2 for CHAD BBM MEMES

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2034341

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2034341

Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>2034341

>Get a bucket of water, fill up the toilet tank, and wake him up by giving him a swirly! Then start shaving him, starting with that fluffy tail. Wolves love their fluffy tails!
>"AND THEN WHEN I'M DONE TEACHING YOU WHO'S REALLY THE LEADER OF THE PACK, I'M GOING TO GO HOME, AND FUCK MY WIFE! It's been a few days, we'll probably go out to dinner first, but REGARDLESS, MY WIFE LOVES ME, AND SHE LOVES THAT BIG DRAGON DICK!"
>Make sure to flex a lot, and stand out in the open, ensuring all is on full display to emasculate the lesser chadwolf. Then pick him up and noogie him for good measure.

Oh god

>Bully werewolf into complete loyalty?
>Completely emasculate said werewolf to the point of an easy kill?
>Impress Elizabeth?
>Write-in

>>2034364

>Bully werewolf into complete loyalty?

>>2034364
>>Bully werewolf into complete loyalty?

>>2034364
>Bully werewolf into complete loyalty?

Do anons want to smite ego?

> Destroy his ego...
> Just smite it a bit.
> Don't. You prefer him the way he is.
> Write In

>>2034565
>> Just smite it a bit.

>>2034565

> Just smite it a bit.

Roll me a single 1d20 for ego smite.

+3 for making fun of him, and how inferior he is.
+2 for making fun of virgins and at least getting along with that.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2034594

Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2034594

13

You approach the still sleeping werewolf, and grab a bucket of water...

And of course, throw it over his head.

He wakes up, quite startled, and you of course, grab him by the neck.

"Now, I'll fucking show you WHO'S THE REAL LEADER OF THE PACK!"

You yell, as you lift the very startled werewolf up...

He's uh, quite heavy. And growling quite angrily...

So of course, you get him in a necklock, and start choking him.

After some intense wrestling, you manage to restrain him, and of course, begin your hardcore bullying...

First, you give him a swirly. Secondly, you noogie him. Thirdly, you make fun of his lack of womenfolk.

And fourthly, and most importantly...

You of course, shave him at the end.

Of course, by the end of it all, you've both stolen the pocket lunch money he's had in his tracksuit... And also, maybe humbled him a bit.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how well you get along... Loyalty wise.

+3 for of course, BBM memes and showing off a bit.
+2 for trying to prove your the alpha to him, and he's just a beta.

This is judging relationship level by the way.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2035004

Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>2035004

Allowing a samefag for memeing with BBM.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2035004

>Yell constantly about your prowess with women, and how, like an all-you-can-eat buffet, no woman ever leaves unsatisfied, and if she does, then it's her own fault for not sticking around long enough.
>You've got bigger everything! Bigger muscles, bigger brain, bigger appetite, bigger alcohol tolerance, and most importantly, bigger LEGS! He should admit that he is not worthy, like the ambushing beta cuck he is.

15+5=20

You of course, get him fairly loyal (if only so he won't be bullied and beaten up more), though.

He does indeed submit to work for you, if only after some intense bullying... Though he's very, very begrudging.

Choose what you want Ivan to do.

>Backup "Behemoth" (Ivan can indeed shapeshift to a human form, and can indeed infect others with lycanthropy, and has innate commanding powers when dealing with them.)
>Send him to the intelligence service?
>Have him as a guard.
>...Put him in charge of Hansodr?
>Write-in

>>2037425
>>...Put him in charge of Hansodr?

>>2037425
>...Put him in charge of Hansodr?
We're going to have to have a talk with him, I want to see if it's possible to train regents to resist chaos corruption and run the state effectively.

>>2037425

>Have him as a guard.
Captain of our Alpha Lycanthrope Guard. He's already proven that he's not afraid to force others to submit to him.

>>2039328
This

You decide to give him a minor mangement role in Hansodr, mostly just organizing a civilian militia, and also having him in charge of a personal guard.

You head back home, and make plans to talk to him more later...

--------------------Events---------------------------------

Frankizka has discovered that the Russian Imperial Forces are extremely disloyal, claiming that most of the officer corps are loyal to the oligarchy, or communist sympathizers.

She asserts that at least 80% of the Russian Officer Corps is disloyal, or outright treasonous.

Actions

>...Do nothing. What's the worst that could happen?
>Send in the death squads.
>Order them to be arrested and imprisoned until you see fit...
>Write-in

>>2039757
>Send in the death squads

>>2039757
>>Send in the death squads.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2040600

9

Your death squad carries out a rather... Poorly planned purge. Most of the officers escape it, in fact...

A few of the officers have set up small rebellious armies throughout the countryside.

Meanwhile, Ivan sets up the lycanthrope guard...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how effective this new personal regiment is.

+3 for of course, finding a way to enforce discipline on them!
+2 for of course, fancy ideas for uniforms.
+2 for of course, weapon ideas for them.
+1 for forcing them to play nice with the mortals.

New Personal regiment

Alpha Guard

This regiment gets stronger after every win and battle, but lacks much in the terms of manpower. Additionally, if it's too victorious, the guard can get rebellious...

They also can command lesser lycanthropes with extreme ease, and their strength is a bit less then a minotaur, but has more killing power thanks to claws/other deadly features.

Right now, you have only one Alpha, which is Ivan.

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>2041088

>Bully almost work for dragon, will surely work on lesser lycanthropes!
>Swinging fringe, fancy buttons and the creme de la creme of fancyiness, lapels with little lapel pins!
>Rifles for the bitchwolves, claws and teeth for the overly-manly-man wolves!

A bit more please.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2041088

So.

Barbaric anons?

>Yes.
>No.

>>2044589
No

>>2044589
>>No.

>>2044589
No.

No.

Critical Failure!

Renexizious of course, fails utterly in even getting Ivan to set up a guard, with him protesting having to wearing a uniform, him having to actually lead, and him mostly still recovering from your bullying.

Having more important things to do, you decide to just ignore him for now, and focus on more important things.

Such as lewding Elizabeth, or trying to rule. Or both, if you were up to it.

So of course, as you attempt to do so.

You knock on the door to your bedroom.

"So, Elizabeth? You in there?"

"Yes? Do you need something?"

"...Well, I was won-"

"No, I'm quite alright. I'm busy reading, Ren."

"...I mean, we can still do it while you re-"

"Ren, no. Also, I'd prefer it if you don't exactly use sex with me as a triumph."

"...Well, it's a nice rew-"

"Why don't you do something productive? Such as reading Nieztche or John Locke? Some famous philosopher? Or at least, spend time with the kids or-"

"...I get it, I get it..."

"Well, you really don't... Also, is that what you really think of my br-"

"I'll just be going now." You say, quickly, not wanting Liz to catch on any further.

God, she can be so judgmental at times...

"Only because I love you. Also, for what you think about me, I think I get the right to be a bit judgmental."

"...Fine, what do you want me to do?"

"...Go do something with the kids? I'm not really feeling it. Especially since you smell like wet dog."

God, fine...

You of course, being dejected from lewding Liz, find something else to do.

Actions

>...Maybe you should actually spend time with the kids. That's probably the best idea, honestly.
>Continue back to ruling.
>No! You're an alpha dragon male. You should find a way...
>...Honestly, if she's not up for it, there's probably someone else who is.
>Write-in

>>2045771

>...Maybe you should actually spend time with the kids. That's probably the best idea, honestly.
>Continue back to ruling.

Either or. Maybe we could find an animal-loving kid and start making adorable genetic abominations in our lab again.

>>2045771
>>Continue back to ruling.

Since it's a tie, and I'm phoneposting, I'll go with something easy to write.

So, which child should Ren draft to help him?

> Charlemagne
> Elslif
> William (youngest son)
> Emma (youngest daughter)
> Eleven Bastard
> Write In

Tired and busy, so I might of mistyped some names.

>>2045790

> Elslif

Adorable new animals for Best Daughter!

Why not.

What's your idea anon?