[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / x] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Settings] [Home]
Board:  
Settings   Home
4chan
/qst/ - Quests


File: Iron.png (2 KB, 198x184)
2 KB
2 KB PNG
>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
>>
>>2010588
Pursue pink puss.
>>
>>2010588

Hey Moonrune. Are you ready to get this show on the road?
>>
LAST TIME ON KONOHA CLAN QUEST
Stuff happened.
====

Now, I know everyone's really excited to see how Hiki's gonna' deal with what just happened in the Forest of Death, you're all probably on the edge of your seats!


>So what's Sinchu doing with the Noble?
>>
>>2010598
Brought him to a gambling den
>>
>>2010598
Trying to feed him even more lies and/or subtly trying to bum money off of him to get expensive booze.
>>
>>2010598

Getting him more sloshed to tell him lies/secrets while getting money from him
>>
>>2010598

> They're both incoherently shitfaced right now and are enjoying a night out on the town. The noble's body guards are struggling to keep pace with their charge...
>>
>>2010606
this
>>
>>2010588
this >>2010606
>>
>>2010601
>>2010603

Want to combine our votes together?
>>
>>2010598
Whore house! Whore house! Whore house!
>>
>>2010603
>>2010604
>>2010606
>>2010601
>>2010614
This all sounds like stuff you can do at the red light district.


Roll me some 1d100 to see how shitfaced you can get the noble.

DC 60.
>>
>>2010607
>>2010611

You really want to support Ellipsesnon?
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2010615
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2010615
>nat 1
>his liver fails
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2010615
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2010615

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2010615
>>
>>2010615

Liquor before beer!
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2010615
>>
>>2010616
I hate him but it's still a decent enough idea
>>
>>2010620
>3 minutes since successful roll
Moon is kill RIP Naruto Quest Curse
>>
>>2010620
Nice. He's fucking smashed
>>
>>2010629

Everyone was going with getting him drunk, also.

Hiashi Eyenigger Hyuga, are you here right now?
>>
>>2010630
Oh you.

>>2010620
Of course in these situation we roll a 90.

Also guys since Hiki was hit by the not!Shino girebal does that mean he's, again, shirtless?
>>
>>2010640

I would say so
>>
>>2010636
Si answering yiu from the other thread. >>2010587

When you mean courgakage puss do you mean the mizucage or the megamilf that is Tsunade?
>>
>>2010640
>shirtless
The fuck is a shirt?
>>
>>2010648

The mizukage, Tsunade is GMILF puss
>>
File: 320[1].jpg (98 KB, 498x277)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>Welcome to Jam.

"I FUCKING LOVE KONOHA!" You shout, wrapping your arm around your new best buddy, uh...THE NOBLE! Yeah that's his name. Weird name but fuck it, you ain't racist. "Where else you gonna' find bitches that can serve you sake out of their tits, am I right man?!"

"Mmmm, indeed Sinchu!" The Noble says, completely shitfaced, as he buries his face into some busty waitresses cleavage. Ahh, the good life. "I'm so glad I let you talk me into coming here, who would've thought Konoha would have such a lucrative Red Light Destrict?"

"Shiiiiit, what you think makes people wanna' come over here all the time? It sure as shit ain't the atmosphere. Hokage be talkin' about the Will of Fire and shit like every five minutes." You chug smile up at the homely looking girl serving you sake, more focused on her giant boobies than her face.

Across from you on the other side of the booth is the Noble's bodyguards, who seem to be failing at trying to keep their retainer under control. "Sir, maybe it'd be a good idea not to spend so much money here? People are starting to stare."

"SILENCE!" You and the Noble both shout, wagging your fingers at the men. The Noble burps loudly, a huge grin on his face as he nuzzles against all the ladies surrounding him. "This is my vacation time, and I'll enjoy it however I damn well please, isn't that right Sinchu?!"

"Damn right!" You say, sticking your tongue out at the bodyguards. God you love this.

"But, urp, one thing I've been wanting to ask you good buddy." The Noble says.

"What's that good buddy?"

"Well, I heard that you managed to capture a powerful Missing Nin, all by yourself, and that he's immortal." The Noble shoves his bitch aside, leaning in closer to you and staring at you with hopeful eyes. "Do you think you could show him to me? The idea of Immortality...it's so provocative!"

>Hmmm?
>What do?
>>
>>2010650
Dunno apparently people use this stuff made of cloth to cover their bodies. Don't know why it just gets in Hiki's way.
>>
>>2010655

Get him off topic. WITH SECRETS
>>
>>2010655
>"Nah man, he ain't immortal, that shissa typo! He's immoral!"
>>
>>2010667

Support...

That's clever...
>>
>>2010657
Sounds dumb
>>2010655
He's not immortal just hard to kill and he regens
>>2010667
This works too
>>
>>2010667
This, was about to post something like this but this is better
>>2010655
>>
>>2010655
>Nah, nah, nah. What's REALLY provocative is the real story behind the Uchiha Clan Massacre.
>>
>>2010657
given Hiki's experience with shirts and how they only either get in the way of certain training, or get wrecked in fights, he may eventually just discard their use unless specifically asked to wear one.

>>2010667
support
>>
>>2010655
nah man you dont want that shit, fucker had to do some fucked up sacrifice jutsu that cut his dick up like fuckin blender.

and nuts? nuh uh completely gone.

And get this, fucker still ages. raw deal man. raw deal.
>>
>>2010667
Jesus. This wins.

Writing.
>>
>>2010655
I don't know if drunken Sinchu has enough brain cells to come up with this smart idea. But if we can let's do this >>2010667
>>
>>2010672

That's a bad idea spellchecknon

>>2010676

It's not like the ladies of the village would be complaining
>>
>>2010676
I bet you we only got that ibe because our clothes were in our way.
>>
>>2010686
that one*
>>
Oh fuck, you're pretty sure you're not supposed to be talkin' about that shit. The Third would kick your ass probably, or Susumu would, or Suzu, or Ibiki, or...well a lot of people would be mad, and that's too much trouble. Better think on your feet! "Naawwwww!" You say, waving your hand and shaking your head. "That's jus' a typo! He's immoral, not immortal."

The Noble's eyes widen. "Immoral you say? Is that why he was a Missing Nin? He did...naughty things?"

Uh? "Uh, yeah! When I caught the fucker, he, uh, had his pants down and was fuckin'.....potatos!" Brilliant Sinchu, BRILLIANT!"

"He...fucks potatos?"

"Yeah! They called him the Potato Fucker Nin! He's like, shove his dick into so many spuds that it'd just ruin farmers crops everywhere! Real serious shit man!" You take another long chug of your drink, marveling at your smartness. Smartness. That's a word. Yes.

"Well, that sounds downright deplorable! And you caught him all by yourself?"

"Sure did," You say, flexing your muscles for the Noble and the bitches. Yeah, you're awesome. "Just used my ol' secret Tetsu Clan technique, fucker was out like a light!"

"Oooh." The Noble leans in closer, his breath probably smelling worse than yours at this point with how many titties he's had in his mouth. "A secret Clan technique? What was it!? Tell me please!"

"Uhhhhh...."

>Uhhhh.
>What? Now?
>>
>>2010694
>"The Iron Perv Destruction Technique! Designed to combat Hyuuga! It makes me undetectable to those of a lewd disposition!"
>>
>>2010706
why. the. fuck. not?
>>
>>2010694
>Tetsu Style Castration. Kicked him in the dick with an iron foot. Out like a... decapitation.
>>
>>2010706
This
>>
>>2010694

> "We channel our chakra into the outermost layer of our iron skin causing it to heat up a couple hundred degrees below melting point. Itssa double edged sword cause using it hurts like a sonnavabitch, but it fried that missing-nin's potatoes real good."
>>
>>2010694
Oh god yes please: >>2010706 remember that i mentioned why the byakugan was invented? So the Tetsu developed a way to figth those perverts and defeat then.
>>
>>2010714
Okay I could buy that.
>>
>>2010706
This, oh my fucking Tesshin that's good
>>
>>2010706
Second one this anon's been able to suggest that's been supported.

1d100 to see if Noble believes this bullshit.

DC 69.
LOL.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2010722
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2010722

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2010722
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2010722
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2010722
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2010722
>>
>>2010730
Ayy my bullshit flies.
>>
>>2010730
As usual Chaos saves the day.
>>
PASSED!

Writing
>>
>>2010730
It actually worked, this is amazing
>>
File: 1506331038342.gif (199 KB, 485x512)
199 KB
199 KB GIF
>>2010722
>DC 69
>>
>>2010738

I'm the messiah of saving rolls
>>
>>2010730
this guy is going to go back and convince everyone the Hyuga are some serious perverts.

Hiashi is going to be invited to some awkward parties
>>
>>2010746
And then have to pay us anyways, saying we did a good job. I also was the one who came up with the bet in the first place so I'm happy so far.
>>
Man sinchu really does belong in anbu. He's a great ninja.
>>
>>2010751
things are going great sinchu, just dont veer off into a diatribe about THE BEST WOMAN EVER! OH GOD HER SEXY BUG PUSS- GET OFF ME SKANK YOUR NOT A FUCKING FIREFLY
>>
>>2010746

I vote the next secret we tell him is that Hiashi is loves the Inuzaka dogs in somewhere he'll never tell even to close friends and family

>>2010751

You did good anon, you did good coming up with the bet
>>
File: Spoiler Image (4 KB, 271x186)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
"The Iron Perv Destruction technique!" You raise your hands up, wiggling your fingers while making ghost sounds for...some reason. "The Tetsu Clan developed it as a way to fight against the dreaded Hyuga and their perverted eyes. See, when using the, uh, long ass named jutsu I just said, it makes us completely undetectable to those with lewd disposition!"

"Is that so?" You turn, nearly spilling your drink when you see who dares question you! Huh, it's a Hyuga, the eyes are a dead give away, but that face looks familiar....Oh. "Hello Sinchu, Honored Noble." Ko says, nodding at you and bowing to the Noble. Oh fuck. "I see you've been...talking."

You're frozen for a bit, but then the Noble pokes you in the ribs with his elbow, leaning in to whisper. "Psst, Sinchu, do you think he's here because he heard us talking about him?"

"No, Honored Noble, I am not, I'm actually here on...personal matters." Holy shit, is Ko Hyuga blushing? Holy shit maybe those rumors about him being gay were true! If they were you gotta' find out who his sugar daddy is.

"So uh, Ko, who's the lucky guy you're here to see?" You say, grinning. Heh.

"Last time I checked, I didn't have a penis between my legs." You freeze again, slowly turning your head to wards the sound of that that voice. "Though maybe Ko could fix that for me later."

"Hotaru." You whisper, dropping your glass and shattering it on the ground.

>Hahahaha!
>What now?
>>
>>2010766
it's only a matter of time until she shows up near us and ruins things with the noble, somehow.
>>
>>2010774
Try not to freak out, probably end up freaking out and trying to bottle Ko
>>
>>2010774
>"Well I'm here on business so fuck off!"
>>
>>2010774

> "Whoops. Butterfingers."

> "What brings you two to this wondrous establishment?"

Hold it together Sinchu!
>>
>>2010774
>hold the pain inside friend
We're anbu
Were on a mission to make some dosh for the clan

...s-she was a bitch anyway, g-good riddance Hotaru why, you were our shining ray of light, the firefly that shines sinchu's world

.......totally ok
>>
>>2010795
Looks like it's time for a rebound.
>>
File: 20171022_043822.jpg (136 KB, 764x338)
136 KB
136 KB JPG
>>2010774
Try not to cry Sunchu...and then cry a lot.

WHY!!!
>>
>>2010782
>>2010792
>>2010795
Okay, trying not to freak out wins.

1d100

DC 85.

She broke your heart.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2010803
rip
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2010803
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2010803
It hurts but we'r professional, we've totally got this.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2010803
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2010803

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2010774

Hold yourself together Sinchu

Moon Sinchu better get bug puss from this, STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2010803
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2010803
RIP Sinchu, he just wanted the buggy pusspuss
>>
>>2010807
We'll be like that litter Indian. Turn around, one single tear.
>>
>>2010807
So close.


FAILED!

Writing.
>>
>>2010807
>>2010803
Oh no
>>
>>2010807
Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
>>
>>2010807

Fucking really?
>>
>>2010824
>So close
The dice gods heard our pleas, anon, and they are hateful
>>
>cucked by a hyuga
tough break, kiddo
>>
>>2010824
Dice gods like to see our dear ANBU suffering.
>>
>>2010839

The dice gods are a bunch of faggots/Hyuga. Fuck them, Sinchu deserves bug puss AND more
>>
Eh, Aburame bitch wasn't worthy so much trouble anyway.
>>
>>2010847
Nah he needs a better women than that
>>
>>2010847
>>2010854
>>2010860
As much as I liked her this is clearly a sign that we need to move on
>>
>>2010854
>>2010860

Alright, but then who for Sinchu then? Who?
>>
>>2010867
>>2010868
Inuzuka to make Hiki uncomfortable.
>>
Yeah that hyuga comment was really interesting called for and actually made really not like her now.
>>
>>2010871

Anko to make Hiki suffer.
>>
>>2010860

Moon better deliver that for Sinchu, I want this bitch to beg for his dick every time they meet from now on once she realizes she fucks up. And Sinchu will ready a backhand, and proclaim

"BEGONE THOT"
>>
>>2010868
Shizune, she's already got plenty of experience dealing with drunks
>>
>>2010873
The fuck. I said un called for
>>
>>2010868
I'm for Mei Terumi. She would fit Sinchu.
>>
>>2010874

Flib don't be a nigger
>>
File: giphy[1].gif (880 KB, 400x226)
880 KB
880 KB GIF
Fffffffffffuck it!

"AHHHHH!" You let out one of the most beastly screams you've ever heard come out of your mouth, your hands gripping the underside of the table and flipping it over. You might have put just a little too much strength into that, because it goes flying across the room and embeds itself into the wall. You turn to Ko and Hotaru, your eyes stinging from all the manly tears pouring out of them and you say exactly what's on your mind. "YOU WHORE!" Then you run off, running over a couple other patrons in the process before crashing through the front door.

"GOOD BUDDY WAIT!" You hear the Noble shout behind you, but no! You can't let him see you like this, you're a goddamn shinobi of the Leaf!

"Ablooabloobloo!" You cry, pushing past several onlookers until you find yourself running out of the Red Light District, a trail of tears and regret left behind you. "It's ain't fair!" You cry to the heavens, falling to your knees and slamming your fists to the ground. "I really tried man! I really did!"

"You okay young one?" Some old guy asks you.

"FUCK OFF!" You shout, scaring him and his cart full of cabbages away. Fuckin' nosy people man. "Oh god, just kill me now, make this pain end! Nobody in this fuckin' village understands what's it's like!"

Wait.

"THAT FUCKER!" You shout, standing up and knocking over a couple of people who were bent down to check on you. Goddamn nosy assholes. Hidan, that immortal fucker! You felt like a million Ryo after you slugged the shit out of him, and maybe you'd feel even better if you went and did it again. You need to punch somebody that's for sure! Question is, could you, in your drunken state, sneak past all those people guarding him? You know Ibiki and Anko are Proctors right now for the Exam, and Hotaru's off being a slut with a Hyuga right now. Yeah, it could work!

Or maybe not!

>What do?!
>>
>>2010879
Shizune would be a pretty good match for our dear ANBU.
>>
>>2010888
so can't we come back to the noble like professional shinobi?
>>
>>2010888
There's only one thing that helps with dealing with whores. It's time to hit the gym and swole the pain away.
>>
>>2010886

I stand by it.

I want that sweet cousin rivalry.
>>
>>2010888

Moonrune is clearly pulling us in this direction. I smell a plot hook...

Maybe we'll run into Itachi?

...

> Go beat the brains out of Hidan for a while
>>
>>2010888

I'm all for either going Reservoir Dogs on Hidan or running back in and supplexing Ko
>>
>>2010907
either of these are good options
>>
>>2010888
Now hear me out, but what about instead of doing that...
>Take the noble back to the compound.
>Get some dummies
>Demonstrate the clan techniques by wrecking a fuck ton of training dummies.
>>
>>2010888

Challenge Ko. Take the Hyugan down a peg and show bug bitch what shes missed out on.
>>
>>2010903

Then save it for watching Hyugas kill one another like spearchuckers. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL KO! BURN IN A THOUSAND HELLS YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>>
>>2010888
Don't go commiting acts of treason Sinchu. The village is still a military facility.
>>
>>2010909

Let's not give Taka's instructor brain damage...

Although It may be a good idea to not leave the Noble in the company of a Hyuuga. You know, that clan that has a direct interest in fucking with us right now...
>>
Man to think I thought Ko was cool.
>>
>>2010917
Could be worts Ko could be datib Anko. Poor Hiki would never recover from such betrayal.
>>
>>2010917

We can't blame Ko to much. After all he's just trying to get laid like the rest of us.

ITS ALL BUG PUSS'S FAULT FOR TOYING WITH OUR HEART
>>
>>2010920

>Pussying out of getting revenge

Way to double down on being a cuck ellipsesnon
>>
This is stalemate is going nowhere...

I'm swapping support to these two suggestions:

>>2010915
>>2010916
>>
Okay so, from what I can tell here.

>Confront Ko and challenge him!
or
>Just go back and get the Noble

One of those, vote.
>>
>>2010931

Just to clarify I'm still in full support taking out our anger on Ko
>>
>>2010940
>Confront Ko and challenge him!
>>
>>2010888
supporting >>2010915
we need to express our sadness in a positive manner, maybe we can even teach the noble some cool shit
>>2010930
Anon you're drunker than sinchu
>>
>>2010901
>Sinchu training his pain away and getting strong as hell because he was always a genius but lazy as fuck
>A broken heart is what inspires him to try
Thats fucking funny, I'm all for it.
>>
>>2010940
Fuck the bitch we can't fuck this up get the noble
>>
>>2010940
>>Confront Ko and challenge him!
it's unprofessional and a bad idea, but totally in character for Sinchu
>>
>>2010940

The other option would be smarter, but this feels more organic given the circumstances:

> Confront Ko and challenge him!
>>
>>2010932
It's not main objective now. Noble is our responsibility.
>>
>>2010940
But as for my immediate vote
>challenge ko
Kick his ass
>>
>>2010940
just clarifying that >>2010944
is a vote for
>Just go back and get the noble
>>
>>2010940

>Confront Ko and challenge him!

What are Ko's stats Moon?
>>
>>2010940
>>Just go back and get the Noble
We'll show her! We'll become strong enough to beat the shit out of Ko! Then she'll see we aren't pathetic!
>>
>>2010940
>>Just go back and get the Noble

don't be retarded and fuck this up
>>
>>2010945

I'm all for this AFTER we teach Ko a leasson.

Even if we beat him senseless the pain will still be there.
>>
>>2010940
>Just go back and get the Noble
>>
>>2010943
>>2010947
>>2010948
>>2010955
>>2010958
Confront Ko

>>2010946
>>2010951
>>2010957
>>2010959
>>2010962
Get Noble.


Tied up
>>
>>2010968
Not anymore
>>
>>2010940
>>Just go back and get the Noble
>>
>>2010940
>Just go back and get the Noble
>>
>>2010962
I would usually agree with this, but we're smashed and sinchu is already irresponsible, the drunkness makes it make more sense to be retarded
>>
>>2010968
Change to :

>Get Noble.
>>
>>2010951
>>2010962
>>2010957
>>2010970
>>2010971
>>2010972
>>2010966

You all disgust me
>>
>>2010968

I'm all in on

>Confront Ko and challenge him!

Its what drunk Sinchu would do.
Its what drunk Sinchu wants.
>>
>>2010968
I voted just once. Other post was just arguing.
>>
Alright, getting the Noble wins. Writing.


You giant pussies.

Hope you like hearing Hotaru's moans as Ko using the Gentle Fist to finger bang her Bug Puss.

Still you all chose this path.

Writing.
>>
>>2010968
>confront ko
>>
>>2010984
HYUGA'D
>>
>>2010984
She's a whore anyway and her fireflies are stupid! She stole our realest bug nigga too.
>>
>>2010979

We can't all he heartless servants of the dark gods like you Chaos
>>
>>2010984
I honestly feel done with her. I'll vote to beat the shit out of Ko later but it won't be for her.
>>
>>2010976

>Ellipsesnon supports being a cuck

WHAT A SUPRISE

>>2010984

>The cucks win

Fuck everything, fuck it all to hell
>>
>>2010988
This guy knows what's up! Bug pussy=skank pussy
>>
>>2010994
I feel your pain bro
>>
>>2010979
You gotta learn to be composed in defeat.

>>2010984
I admit, I'm a bit salty you pull this after it's pretty much all Sinchu's done when we played as him. Especially because the bo5 d20's you acknowledged as unbalanced is what fucked us, not our choices.
>>
>>2010984

Sinchu runs off some of his drunkenness, stops dead, and realizes:

> "FUCK! I just left the noble alone with a bloody Hyuuga!"

And then rushes back...
>>
>>2010993
This
>>
>>2010994
Dude, Hotaru wasn't even that good, chill. It provides a great way forward in Sinchu actually applying himself to getting better. And honestly, why did Sinchu even like her in the first place? She's hot? No, she's really not. She's kind? Nah. She's capable? Not really.

Y'all are dumb for sticking to her.
>>
>>2010984
I feel bad for sinchu, he just passed out and lost his dignity in front of everyone. The elder is NEVER gonna let this go.
>>
>>2011009
he had a massive fetish for eyeliner.
>>
>>2011009
I feel like you're focusing on the wrong aspect here anon
>>
>>2011006

You don't get to speak double cuck
>>
"....fuck." You feel your body slack as you realize that's stupid. Even running back to the bar and beating Ko's ass, which you totally could do, no problem, seems like a stupid option.

"I hate being a fucking adult." You say, turning around and walking back to the club. There's a giant hole in the wall where the table smash into it, but you don't pay it any attention. You nearly keel over as you feel your stomach turn to knots as you see Ko and that bitch Hotaru talking to the Noble, who seems to be angry about something. Probably you.

"Hey." You say, getting everyone attention. You're immediately surprised as the Noble wraps his arms around you, still drunk as shit as he hugs you. "Whoa!"

"GOOD BUDDY! This filthy Hyuga and his bug woman were telling so many lies about you!" He sniffles, rubbing some snot on your shirt. Gross. "They said you weren't the head of the Tetsu Clan and that you're an irresponsible idiot! But I didn't believe them! You're too cool to be any of those things, right?!"

Hmmm. You look up at Hotaru, who just stare at you from behind those sunglasses of hers. Then look at Ko, who frowns.

You grin. "DAMN RIGHT!" You shout, clapping your good buddy the Noble on the back. "These fuckers are just jealous of all my coolness!" You laugh, hoping that it hides the pain of your broken heart as you and the Noble walk out of the club. "Now, let me tell you about the time I defeated Hiashi Hyuga in hand to hand combat, with [one hand tied behind my back!

You're life is pure suffering, but you can sugar coat it with bullshit.

>What's Hiki feeling right now, besides fangs in his neck?
>>
For fucks sake she didn't even like Sinchu. So I don't know why everyone is acting like she was his girlfriend.
>>
>>2011031
See, bug whore is shit
>>
>>2011031
Ow!
>>
>>2011031

The noble is the truest bro in the world, I'm gonna be sad when he leaves.

And Hiki is feeling rather fine all things considered, a bit in shock, bit of pain, but hey that's what happens when a snake bites you
>>
>>2011031

> Shock. Disbelief. Horror. Blistering, Mind-numbing Rage.
>>
>>2011031
Noble is a surprisingly cool bud.

Also probably trying to nab the scroll from snake fuck.
>>
>>2011031
Pain extreme pain since the cursed seal fucks up with your natural chakra flow.
>>
>>2011031

What a sad, sad, motherfucker.

>You're life is pure suffering, but you can sugar coat it with bullshit
I feel you Sinchu

Hikis probably pretty surprised this Grass fucker he just punched to oblivion isn't dead.
>>
>>2011034
It's funny. Duh.
>>
>>2011047
>Also probably trying to nab the scroll from snake fuck.
Oooooh. Crafty.
>>
>>2011055
>Funny

Annon Naruto quests are serious shit, ok?
>>
Sinchu needs to find an OC Donut Steel lady who blows that Jezebel Hotaru out of the goddamn water

>>2011047

I'll support you anon, who needs to be suffering pain? Gotta get that scroll and then fuck this snake into oblivion....not literally
>>
Oh guys first thing Hiki should be doing is coating his skin in iron. Or did the fangs already pierced his pearl white muscled skin?
>>
>>2011057

That is crafty, but it isn't a feeling...
>>
>>2011031
>>2011039
This.

>>2011034
I feel like Moon's punishing us for the old system he acknowledge as stupid, and not our own decisions. I just want her out of the quest now. The old system ruined our chance, Moon could have at least not been a dick about it.
>>
>>2011066
Now that i think about it Sinchu would be a terrible/perfect ANBU to be under the godaime
>>
>>2011067

Pretty sure we already got SNEK'D but if not then I support this
>>
>>2011072
What is...feeling?
>>
>>2011067

I think coating his skin in iron at this moment would break Orochimaru's teeth

>>2011072

Like the feeling of annoyance and hate that you generate by using ellipses?
>>
>>2011082

An emotional state....
>>
>>2011079

The fuck's the godaime?
>>
>>2011083
>I think coating his skin in iron at this moment would break Orochimaru's teeth

Could maybe hold him long enough so Hiki can punch his fuck face too.
>>
Okay then fellas.

2d100

First one's DC is 60.
Second one's DC is 50
You're gonna' be happy you had Tesshin with you mah' boys.
>>
>>2011034
Cause we're in character? Plus it's funny
>>
Rolled 42, 48 = 90 (2d100)

>>2011095
>>
Rolled 97, 6 + 10 = 113 (2d100 + 10)

>>2011095
>>
Rolled 50, 35 = 85 (2d100)

>>2011089
...sounds stupid.

>>2011095
>>
Rolled 95, 41 = 136 (2d100)

>>2011095
>>
>>2011092
Tsunade is the fifth Hokage. Gondaime means fifth in moonrunes.
>>
Rolled 90, 77 = 167 (2d100)

>>2011095

Rolling...

Tesshin give me strength...
>>
Rolled 4, 55 = 59 (2d100)

>>2011095

Dice gods, hear my call!
>>
Rolled 75, 85 = 160 (2d100)

>>2011095
>>
>>2011105
Tesshin answered, for the tesshin roll....huh...
>>
>>2011101
pls ignore the +10 I can't into dice
>>
>>2011104

You could've just said Tsunade
>>
>>2011100
>>2011101
>>2011102
>>2011103
>>2011105
97/100 and 77/100

Both passes.

Congrats guys.

Writing.
>>
>>2011113
The fucker gave us a one last time. Guess Tesshi is mad we didn't go investigate that murderous intent.
>>
>>2011095
We owe Tesshin something nice for saving our ass.
>>
>>2011118
We survived the seal?
>>2011116
I could but i didn't.
>>
>>2011122

Maybe he just hates Ellipsesnon, and this is his one time good roll
>>
>>2011123
Maybe we can ask sis if she can bake something for him. Wonder what kind of baked goods the Iron God likes.
>>
File: eqwoip[1].jpg (33 KB, 640x480)
33 KB
33 KB JPG
>You are...
>...oddly fine?

What...what's going on? You look into the terrifying eyes of the Grass Genin, that soul searching stare of his looks...confused? "Sorry, no vacancy asshole." You watch as Tesshin warps his face into a fist, slamming it right into the enemies face and sending him rocketing back farther and farther, till he crashes directly into the trunk of a huge tree. "Fuckin' creepy fuck."

You grunt, falling down to one knee as you look down at your shoulder where the Grass Genin had bitten you, and you're surprised by what you see. The surrounding bite are is iron, like when you Tekkotsu, but it's a dark iron, not unlike what Tesshin has in his normal form. Also, those fangs that were digging into your skin seem to be stuck in the iron as well.

"Tesshin," You say, barely a whisper, watching as the god of Iron slowly goes back into your shoulder. "Did you just...save me?"

"Nope." He says, and then he's gone. Well...what does that mean?

"Hiki!" You look up as Sasu and Kori leap to your side, looking you over for injuries. Sasu then smacks you upside the head, clearly angry with you. "What the hell man!? You knew he was big trouble so why did you go and jump down and attack him!"

"You could've been killed!" Kori shouts, tears in her eyes. Oh no, you made Kori cry. You look down, seeing Bebikau crying too. OH NO YOU MADE BEBIKAU CRY!

"I...." You pause, looking over at Gaara and his siblings. The red haired Sand Shinobi stares back, his body language awkward and unsure of what to do. "...I wasn't going to let him hurt Gaara." You say, standing up on your own."

"Dude, I don't think Gaara here has much to worry about." Sasu says, running his fingers through his hair.

"Doesn't matter, we're friends, and I said I'd protect my friends from now on." You say, wiping the embedded fangs off your shoulder as you stare at the Sand Genin.

>What now?
>>
>>2011158
We should check to make sure snek has been properly disabled and maybe grab the scroll
>>
>>2011158
Did we get his Scroll? If not, lets get out of here before he gets up. Scroll isn't worth risking Orochimaru Round 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Also, brofist Gaara.
>>
>>2011158
Make sure the snake is down.

Maybe offer Gaara the chance to crush him. He seems a lot tougher than most people, it should be fun.

>captcha LARGA Skipass

What do you mean by this captcha?
>>
>>2011158

> "Well. You said you wanted to kill him, and I want to help. If we keep staring slack-jawed at each other the bastard is going to get away."
>>
>>2011158
>"He has a Heaven Scroll, we have two Earth Scrolls, you want to kill him, I do too."
>>
>>2011158
>Get the scroll
>>
>>2011158

Do we have the scroll? If so, we should leave after possibly tearing apart Orochimaru more

Let's kill him with our bro Gaara
>>
>>2011158
We should move. Now.
>>
>>2011031
Guys, Hotaru isn’t exactly entirely honest with people.

Maybe she’s fucking Ko, but somehow I doubt it. More likely she wants Sinchu to calm the fuck down and get off her back.

Or maybe she is fucking Ko. And if that’s how she chose to tell Sinchu then fuck her and we spend our free time spraying firefly nests with turpentine and lighting them.
>>
>"Tesshin," You say, barely a whisper, watching as the god of Iron slowly goes back into your shoulder. "Did you just...save me?"

>"Nope." He says, and then he's gone. Well...what does that mean?

Tesshin is so tsu.
>>
>>2011194
>we spend our free time spraying firefly nests with turpentine and lighting them.
sounds perfectly reasonable
>>
>>2011194

> Or maybe she is fucking Ko. And if that’s how she chose to tell Sinchu then fuck her and we spend our free time spraying firefly nests with turpentine and lighting them.

This is very petty, but still want Sinchu to do it...
>>
>>2011194

Hm, well that's a 50/50 toss up but. Do fireflies even have nests?
>>
So, ya'll wanna' go after the Heaven Scroll with Gaara then?

I think that's what I'm seeing.
>>
>>2011203
I just want my bugbro back and bitch stole him
>>
>>2011204

This is good with me
>>
>>2011204

Yes. Tag-team battle with our sand bros please...
>>
>>2011204
yup
>>
>>2011204
I want to get the fuck out need to protect our village friends. Besides i don't know if Gaara wants to team up.

Could always ask.
>>
>>2011202
>>2011199
Or, yknow it could be something completely different. It’s a village of Ninja, who the fuck knows what’s going on?

Especially when the Hyūga clan head has a bet in play.

For all we know they were ordered to be there by their respective clan heads as a mission to fuck over Sinchu. Not like he’s been subtle with the bug lust
>>
>>2011204

JOLLY COOPERATION

Autistic edition
>>
>>2011204

Well while we didn't play Stuck in the Middle with You on Hidan. I'm more than happy to make up for it by doing it to Orochimaru
>>
Team up wins.

2d100 again.

First DC is 40 for getting Gaara to cooperate, that Autistic Shinobi friendship of yours is really killing it.
Second DC is 80 for not fucking getting stomped by an enraged Orochimaru. Which, yes, he's pissed.
>>
Rolled 69, 83 = 152 (2d100)

>>2011226
>>
Rolled 53, 47 = 100 (2d100)

>>2011226

Rolling...

Punch Snek...
>>
Rolled 49, 52 = 101 (2d100)

>>2011226
>>
Rolled 77, 24 = 101 (2d100)

>>2011226
>>
Rolled 2, 42 = 44 (2d100)

>>2011226
>>
Rolled 59, 88 = 147 (2d100)

>>2011226
Lets TEAM UP
>>
>>2011227
Welp.
>>
>>2011227
excellent.
>>
>>2011227
Done and done
>>2011233
Not a one.
>>
>>2011227
>>2011229
>>2011230
>>2011231
>>2011232
77/100 and 88/100
Both pass.

Let's go snake hunting.

Writing.
>>
>>2011227

GET FUCKED OROCHIMARU, HOLY SHIT MAN. THIS IS TOO GOOD
>>
>>2011227

Teaming up with Gaara really helped.
>>
>>2011227
Das it
>>
>>2011227
Oh boy snake fucker btfo.
>>
Rolled 69, 55 = 124 (2d100)

>>2011226

Came here to pound sneks and chew gum

And I'm all outta gum>>2011227
>>
>>2011243
Oh boy two gennin kicking Orochimaru ass before he can do anything in the first day of the forest.
>>
>>2011244
Interesting to note that between the two they might be able to capture him.

Iron injected into his joints locks them up, bullshit chakra sand swallows the rest.
>>
>>2011247

Oh god ignore that post its a mess
>>
>>2011241
So Moonrunes. How long until Orochimaru just goes "Nope. We're done here. There are easier Genin to molest then the Autistic Twins."
>>
>>2011260

Odds are that Gaara will just splatter him, but we can hand off the chunks to the jonin at the tower...
>>
>>2011266

Orochimaru isn't going to rape us.
We're going to rape him. Not literally like he would though
>>
>>2011270
It’s Orochimaru, he will live.
>>
>>2011276

> "... he will live."

I guess. But I'm pretty confident that he won't enjoy it...
>>
>>2011276

That's fine as long as he learns never fuck with the amazing autist duo
>>
>>2011278
It’s a pair of young teenaged boys (?) touching him repeatedly.

He will enjoy it regardless of context
>>
You look over to where the Grass Genin was sent flying, your eyes narrowing. He's still got the Heaven scroll. "Gaara," You say, turning back to your friend. "Do you have a Heaven or an Earth scroll?"

"Hey, hold on," Kankuro looks between you and his brother, worry on his face. "If you think we're just gonna' tell you something like you gotta' be-"

"We've got a Heaven scroll." Gaara says, holding it up in his hand and causing Kankuro to fall over. Hmmm, so it seems that even Sand shinobi have this problem, interesting.

You reach into your back pocket and grab the Earth scroll, tossing it over to Gaara who catches it with his floating sand. "We had an extra Earth scroll. That shinobi we just faced has a Heaven scroll. I'd appreciate it if you helped me deal with him."

Gaara looks down at the Heaven and Earth scrolls in his hands, then tosses them back to Temari who catches both. "Alright."

You turn to your teammates. "Me and Gaara will handle this, you two stay back." You can tell Sasu and Kori aren't happy about this, but considering what they just saw they stay quiet.

Gaara hovers over head, floating off the air using his sand while you run underneath him. When the two of you make it over to the destroyed tree trunk where the Grass Genin is currently pulling himself out of, you can already feel the intense animosity pouring out of him. "He's mad." You say.

"Well, you did punch him into a tree." Gaara points out. Wait, was that a joke? No, you did punch him into a tree, but the way he said it- "Just knock him into my sand, I'll handle the rest from there."

"If that's what makes you comfortable." You say, rushing forward.

The Grass Genin glares at the two of you, his face even more destroyed and revealing an even more sinister side underneath. That smile of his though, it's still there as he holds up the Heaven scroll. "That's it Hikigaya, come and take it!"

You roar as you leap into the air, you Tekkotsu your entire knee before slamming it into the enemies outstretched palm. Unlike before he manages to hold up against your strength, only being pushed back a good five yards before he's pinned back against the tree. You start throwing a flurry of blows at him, turning your limbs to iron and smashing them against his skin with newfound fury.

However you don't take into account how tricky your opponent is. Just as you're about to slam a fist into his face, the Grass Genin's neck seems to stretch out like a snake, wrapping around your body as he snarls at you. You're about to find yourself bitten like before, when a large clump of sand smacks right into the enemies face, causing him to scream out in pain.

You take the opportunity to roll out of his grasp, leaping over to Gaara and observing as the sand starts to envelop his whole body. "What sort of technique is this?" You ask, staring as Gaara holds up one hand, slowly closing it into a fist.
>>
>>2011295
>News at 11: Two autistic children beat the shit out of a pedophile
>>
>>2011301
Hero of the day
>>
>be hiki
>be autistic
>be bitten by a dick
>proceed to beat the hell out of him with my fellow autistic friend
>turns out to be a sannin
>be too autistic to care
>>
>>2011295
"Sand Burial Coffin." He says, finally putting the last bit of squeeze he needed. The Genin's entire body is crushed. Blood and gore shoot out form the giant clump of sand, a bit of it hitting you and Gaara in the process. You take a small look at him, noticing the small, twisted smile on his face. You can't help but smile as well. Yes, defeating such a dangerous foe does warrant a smile.

Then you see the Genin's head pop, literally pop out of the sand, wriggling its way up the side of the tree like a damn snake almost. "Hisssss!" It...hisses back at you and Gaara, surprising the both of you. "You're valuable Hikigaya, I'll give you that, but you're not the only prime specimen in this forest. Don't worry though, I'll be sure to play with you again." And with that he just...slithers away, faster than either you or Gaara can keep up with.

There's silence between the two of you, mostly surprise at the fact that you just saw what might possibly be considered a, well.... "Do you think...he was an alien?" You ask Gaara, who just slowly turns to look at you. You blush. "Nevermind." You walk over to the bloody pile of sand, rummaging around until you find what you were looking for. "The Heaven scroll." You say, showing it off to Gaara. "Looks like everything worked out in the end."

"He said there were other people in the forest he had an interest in." Gaara says, looking up into the trees where the Grass Genin slithered off.

"That he did." You say, tucking the Heaven scroll away. It's possible that that man could be going after others in the Forest, and that their lives could be in danger. At the same time, you just barely managed to defeat him with the help of Gaara, and something tells you that the enemy wasn't really trying to kill the two of you.

>What do?
>Congrats, you fended off the Pedo Snek.
>>
>>2011325
We have our scrolls. We should make for the tower and tell an official what we just saw
>>
>>2011325
Get back to team.

Should we protect our fellow gennin or just report this incident to a jounin in the tower?
>>
>>2011325
Try to get in contact with the test... proctors or whatever they'd be called. He's clearly pretending to be someone else to be here and other people are in danger.
Inb4 Anko shows up and we spill our spaghetti again.
>>
>>2011325
screw the rest of the people here, lets go, we did what we needed to do.
>>
>>2011325
Regroup with both teams, proceed to the center together, we're done here.
>>
>>2011325
Get to the tower, contact the proctors. They're in a better position to deal with this then we are.
We need to make sure our team is safe.
>>
>>2011325
Take this opportunity to stare at Anko’s ti-
Alert her to the problem. Ahem. Yes.
>>
>>2011349
Support.
>>
>>2011325

> "Even if it gave us a cleaer idea of who it was seeking out, we would not be likely to run into them in here. We just have to hope whoever it finds can handle themselves, and tell a proctor about what happened later."

> "Cool technique by the way."
>>
Regroup, head to the tower, tell the Proctors what happened.

Writing.

Oh also, let's see....hmmmm. Let's see exactly who Orochimaru runs into.

1d10
1. Sasuke
2. Hinata
3.Sasuke
4. Neji
5. Sasuke
6. Lee
7. Sasuke
8. Shino
9. Sasuke
10. Choji.

Taking 1st and 5th rolls.

Good luck.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>2011374
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>2011374
I hope it's Sasuke
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>2011374
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>2011374

>>2011377
Sasugay attracts all the fags, without fail.
>>
>>2011377
Well.
Damn.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>2011374
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>2011374

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>2011374
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>2011374
>>2011377
Kek
>>
>>2011374
Fucking Sasuke thinks he’s so important he has to take all the odd numbers becaus abloobloo his parents died.

Prick.
>>
>>2011384
Oh baby
>>
>>2011384
Nooo! You bastard!
>>
>>2011381
I didn't notice half the possibilities were Sasuke.

>>2011384
>Sasuke
>Hinata
He's going for the cucking?
>>
>>2011394

Evil Hinata is a go?
>>
>>2011392
>>2011390

I regret nothing

Sauske was always meant to be snek bait
>>
File: image.jpg (17 KB, 281x163)
17 KB
17 KB JPG
>>2011295

>Be Me
>Be Third Hokage
>Be Hiruzen Sarutobi
>Be overseeing Chunin Exams
>Sees the Tetsu boy Hikigaya walk in with his team along with the sand team
>Four of them look fucking terrified
>Not Hikigaya and the redheaded kid
>"Me and my friend fought a snake."
>Points to the creepy redheads sand kid who nods
>I know there's some snakes in the forest, probably not that big a deal
>"He said I was a 'prime specimen' or something."
>Holy fuck
>It was Orochimaru
>mfw Two autistic genin fought off one of my students
>mfw These kids fought off Orochimaru of all goddamn people

>>2011384

Goddamn it Flib! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>
Oro going after Dem eyes
>>
>>2011384
I do not know what to make of this. At all.

Is this trepidation I feel? Joy?

The certainty that Hinata’s uberlust for Naruto will infect Orochimaru is all I have left.
>>
>>2011400
Except you rolled Hinata. The cutest and most pure of the Hyuga.
>>
>>2011400

You rolled Hinata you bastard
>>
>>2011406
>>2011404

Its ok guys if we could hold our own against snek prime surely we can fuck the sound 5 when time comes for the rescue mission

We'll do in one day what Naruto couldn't in years
>>
File: 963.gif (89 KB, 500x375)
89 KB
89 KB GIF
>>2011411
>>2011417

Oh..oh no
>>
>>2011429
>Flib confirmed monster
>>
>>2011429

Live with your shame and your guilt Flib
>>
>>2011438

It is my cross to bare
>>
>>2011429
It's cool man. I'm sure moon will give them the chance to roll to not be bite.
>>
File: 20171025_211018.jpg (181 KB, 740x384)
181 KB
181 KB JPG
I guess Hinata with a cursed seal is a really common thing that happens in Naruto quests.

Also Hiki and Gaara best duo.
>>
>>2011417
On the plus side Evil Hinata is kinda hot
>>
>>2011444
Oh man check those fuckin trips. I'm sure they'll do good after that.
>>
>>2011422
>Hiki becomes the youngest hokage in hiatory
Believe it
>>
>>2011374
>See list
>no Karin in it

ONE JOB MOONRUNES!
>>
File: Sabaku_fuyuu[1].png (308 KB, 700x496)
308 KB
308 KB PNG
"Even if he, or it, gave us a clear idea of who it was seeking out, we don't really have a way of covering the whole forest." You start walking back to your team, Gaara right beside you. "Since we've got the scrolls we need, I say we just head to the tower and alert whoever is in charge. Let them handle it."

"Fine." Gaara says, sounding slightly disappointed that you're not going out to hunt down the snake Genin. You pat him on the shoulder, the sand around him swirling a bit before settling down.

"It's okay, we'll get him next time." You spot your team and Gaara's siblings talking with each other, Temari even petting Bebikau who seems to be nuzzling up against her chest. Hmmm, this makes you feel things you're not entirely sure you understand. "We beat the creepy person and got the scroll." You say, getting their attention.

"You...beat him?" Temari says, handing Bebikau back to Kori.

"His head popped off," Gaara says. "But he slithered away before we could finish him off."

"...." Everyone just sort of stares at you in silence. Yes, you'd be awestruck too if you heard that you just defeated a possible alien. But you'll keep that part to yourself.

You turn to Gaara. "So, now all we have to do is find the tower, head there, and we're done. Any ideas on ho-whoa." You blink in surprise as you feel Gaara's sand picking you up, and look over to see it doing the same to his siblings and your team.

"It'll be easier if I just carry us there." Gaara says, matter-of-factly. You find yourself being carried up above the tree tops, the bright sunny day greeting you.

"There it is." Kori says, pointing off into the distance. Indeed, you see the large tower jutting from the middle of the forest, a giant red building that stands out among the green trees.

Immediately the sand carrying you bursts forward, flying across the tree tops at a relatively fast speed. Sasu look like he's going to throw up, while Kori and Bebikau cheer in excitement. Gaara is...well Gaara's staring forward. You don't have a license yet, so maybe driving a sand cloud require a lot of concentration.

Before long the six of you, plus Bebikau, land at the base of the tower, where two surprised Chunin are waiting outside the doors. "Uh, what?" One of them says, watching as you depart your clouds. You and Gaara walk forward, handing off your scrolls to the Chunin who looks even more surprised now. "Wait, you already got-"

"Yes, we got our scrolls." You say, not wanting to be rude but needing to tell someone of what you saw. "Now, I need to talk to someone about what happened in the Forest, it's important."

The Chunin stares at you, then at your scrolls, before smiling. "Damn, well, alright. Come on in." He opens the door for you, letting all of you head inside. "Gotta' say though, this is impressive."

"What do you mean?" You ask.
>>
I think moon has been shocked into silence.
>>
>>2011463
>You don't have a license yet, so maybe driving a sand cloud require a lot of concentration.
my sides
>>
File: Temari Smooch.png (85 KB, 258x194)
85 KB
85 KB PNG
>>2011463

"You guys just made probably the fasted time ever in beating this stage of the Exams." He holds up a watch for you to see. "26 minutes and 32 seconds. That's a new record."

Huh. "Well that's nice." You say, continuing inside. You can feel the Chunin's disappointment at your lack of surprise. Why? It's just time. Your team and Gaara's stop in the center of the main room, if you could call it anything, and turn to each other. "I suppose we'll split up from here. I look forward to seeing you in the next part of the exam Gaara."

"So do I Hiki." He says, then walks off. Temari and Kankuro stay behind though, looking at each other and then at you. "Hey Hiki," Temari says, walking to wards you. She then leans forward and gives you a small kiss on the cheek, smiling as she sees how red your face is. "Thanks."

"F-for what?" You say, resisting the urge to sock Sasu right in the face.

"Just...for being you." She then walks off, Kankuro giving her a kissy face stare before she decks him in the face. Hmm, that was...fun.

"Jesus man, you really can't keep the older women off you can you?" Sasu ducks a swipe, sticking his tongue out at you before Kori sticks her foot out and trips him. Ahhh, good ol' Kori.

"Hiki, who do you think we should tell about what we saw in the Forest?" Kori says.

Hmmm, who do you tell?

>Well?
>>
>You pat him on the shoulder, the sand around him swirling a bit before settling down.

>"It's okay, we'll get him next time."

Oh Hiki you don't know how close you...wait Gaara's sand protects him from everything because it's his mom chakra.

Did the sand just noticed we meant no harm to him or did Gaara controlled it? Whatever the option holy shit Hiki.
>>
>>2011488
>Did the sand just noticed we meant no harm to him
Yes.
>>
>>2011472
>Apparently it's ok for 12 year olds to learn incredibly dangerous assassination techniques and magic that requires unnatural changes to your body, poisons, or doping super concentrated secret clan drugs, yet cars and weed are too dangerous
What is with this crazy village!?
>>
>>2011483
The Chuunin.

Also Temari a best.
>>
>>2011483
Steel our resolve. Find an onion (I'm sure they just have some laying around, who doesn't keep raw onions handy) and eat it. Keep a potato in our pocket to eat afterwards.

We need to go... talk... to Anko. She's in charge.
>>
>>2011483

Sounds like the perfect excuse to talk to Anko
>>
>>2011488
holy fuck, you're right. Hiki has shown his kind autism so deeply that even gaara's mom understands it.
>>
>>2011483

Wasn't that Chunin supposed to be taking us to the person in charge?
>>
>>2011483
>Temari and Kankuro stay behind though, looking at each other and then at you. "Hey Hiki," Temari says, walking to wards you. She then leans forward and gives you a small kiss on the cheek, smiling as she sees how red your face is. "Thanks."
Best. Fucking. Girl.
You go to her, Hiki. You go to her.
>Well?
Anko, if she's here.
>>
>>2011496
They'd be fine if the weed was a Clan Technique...

WAIT ThAT GIVES ME AN IDEA NEXT TIME WE PLAY SUSUMU. Who wants to make a Clan Technique!?
>>
>>2011472

Same here anon. Also I've figured out a name for the combination of the Will of Fire and the Will of Iron.

The Will....of Gun

>>2011483

Niceu, time to go talk with Anko about this. Maybe the Third
>>
>>2011483
Sand puss get!!

Also guess tell to the chunning we need to speak with a proctor because there alien snake pretending to be a competidor.
>>
>>2011483
Anko, and Ibiki and the Third Hokage!
>>
>>2011513

Is the third here? We should definitely tell him about Orochimaru if he is...
>>
>>2011510
>It's ok hokage, the weed is legit part of our clan's techniques
.....you fucking genius
>>
>>2011513
If you highlight what you want to spoiler and hit ctrl+s, it spoilers it for you. I've noticed you have problems with that.
>>
have anko show her snakes yet?

I mean, we can say that she's a snake expert if she showed us
>>
>>2011491
Fuck me. Gaara must have be shocked. Holy shit this fucking awesome!! I love this quest!!
>>
>>2011532
Not even Narutard can penetrate the sand with this kind of friendship
>>
>>2011526

Oh I know how to do it, I'm just posting from my iPad part of the time

>>2011535

I just want Sasuke to keep getting his power ups, and despite it all he constantly loses.

>"I'VE GOT THE RINNEGAN, I'M ABLE TO DO THE MANGEKYO SHARINGAN TEHCNIQUES! WHY CAN'T I EVER BEAT YOU?!"
>"Because you're so edgy that just touching something causes nuclear fission."
>>
>>2011556
>edgy
But Sasuke was right after Kaguya was sealed.
>>
>>2011567

Remember, after that he said

>"Naruto, I'm going to start a communist revolution by killing the kages."
>"JUST PICK A FUCKING MORALITY ALREADY YOU FAGGOT."
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1 = 46 (25d3)

Seems asking for Anko is a go. You're totally only doing this because she's the Proctor and not because you wanna' do /ss/ with her. Nope.

Hokage's not here yet btw, I mean, it took you less than half an hour to beat the Forest.

Also if it makes any of you happy, because you beat the Forest so quick, it cut into Ko and Hotaru's date. Good job.

Now, before I write up you NOT drooling over Anko, time to see how the other teams are doing.

Keeping which roll is for whom a secret, but know this.
1= Completely Fine
2= Injured
3= Unable to Compete

That means any who get a 3 are not participating in the Tournament.
>>
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d3)

>>2011575
And apparently the max number of dice is 25. Here's the last two
>>
>>2011575
>>2011579

Jesus Christ NINE people can't compete? Did we end up losing the OC teams and the sound team? Goddamn man
>>
>>2011579
>>2011575

I'm seeing lot's of threes here Moonrune. What the hell happened out there?
>>
>>2011575
>>2011579
Okay, so 9 people from the other teams are already out of the next part. That means that, out of the 33 Genin that make it to the next part of the Exams, only 24 will be able to fight in the Tournament.

This'll be fun.

>>2011583
Not telling who got knocked out yet, but you're gonna' be surprised who one of the 3's were.
>>
>>2011575
Uh just 8 unnable to compete? Guess we will have a tournament in the end.
>>
>>2011586
I bet those Gennin that were celabrating for passi g the first exam aren't smilling so much now.
>>
Rolled 717673144769, 334083998576, 807259878143, 667011034209, 869117760099, 108862654772, 92479583342, 378358074464, 174554620404, 942534920293, 93320972287, 876720620319, 311270286795, 21938668099, 524860538542, 239907521289, 336194888223, 864439842291, 307859043591, 509946141392, 617788489908, 674133322667, 740154216531, 820039509795, 522384243552 = 12552893974352 (25d999999999999)

>>2011574
Fuck off Hashirama, your dream failed.

>>2011579
But what is the maximum x integer!
>>
>>2011586

>but you're gonna be surprised who one of the 3's were

Alright folks place your bets, who'll it be? I want to say Sasuke or Neji
>>
>>2011597
Probably Gaara
>>
>>2011597

Maybe Naruto?

...

>>2011598

That makes no sense anon...
>>
>>2011597
Narutard.
>>
>>2011597
>who'll it be
Gaara's siblings worst boy and worst girl.
>>
>>2011597
Its Ino shika cho teamd and hinata's team
>>
>>2011586
>Not telling who got knocked out yet, but you're gonna' be surprised who one of the 3's were.

>in b4 naruto's team got entirely wrecked since they became the official jobbers of the quest.
>>
>>2011593

>Fuck off Harashima, your dream failed

Madara why are you alive right now? You're supposed to be dead

>>2011598

Anon, think on what you said. And then realize what you said and say to yourself: "God I'm an idiot."
>>
"M-miss Anko." You say, clearing your throat as you try to push away the images of fishnets and beautiful smiles. Oh boy. "She's the Proctor for this part of the test, she needs to know."

"Uh uh," Sasu says, sitting up on the floor and throwing you some knowing smirks. "I'm sure that's why you wanna' talk with her, right?"

"...ignoring you now." You walk away, heading over to the Chunin from before. You forget their names. "Excuse me," You say, getting their attention. "Where's miss Anko at, I need to speek with her."

The one with half of his hair covering his eye, like some sort of knockoff Kakashi, peers at you a little. "Hang on, thought I recognized you from somewhere. You're the kid who totally spilled his ramen all over Anko earlier." Oh lord.

"Yeah," The other one, with spiky black hair and a weird nose bandage says. "Anko's been laughin' about that all day! Ha, what you wanna' try and throw your moves on her again kid." You wish someone would kill you now, that'd be alright.

"N-no." You say, fighting the urge to just completely turn into an iron statue and hide. "Something happened out in the Forest, something she needs to know about."

Both the Chunin look at each other, then shrug. "Alright, it's gonna' be a bit before she gets here though, nobody really completes this part of the Exam as fast as you guys did."

"We're not most Genin." You say, hands on your hips. The two Chunin burst out laughing at that, causing you to drop your head and walk back to your team. "Miss Anko won't be here for a while." You say, still depressed. Bebikau nuzzles your face. Even that doesn't help.

>What's Taka doing?
>Besides being a good boy?
>>
Is it Kabuto and the jobber brothers that Sasuke and Kankuro fought?
>>
>>2011618
No, surprisingly they got 2's.
>>
>>2011614
Well...any jounins? Because there is a snakeman looking for kids and speciments in the forest
>>
>>2011614

Taka is training with Susumu in genjutsu along with some working out.

>Inb4 Taka is really just high with Susumu and Hanabi comes in to see
>>
>>2011614
Hanging out with Himawari, playing games. Figuring out new ways to fuck with old people.

Also, can Hiki go ahead and tell them what happened? I think speed is of the essence here.
>>
>>2011614
Helping Susumu with a new jutsu he's developing.
>>
>>2011632
>Himawari
How did I even do that.
Hanabi.
>>
>>2011614

> Extensive physical training with Hanabi. She insisted on helping him for some reason.
>>
>>2011614
Hitting the gym.
Swole is the goal.
Size is the prize.
>>
>>2011614
>What's Taka doing?
He's being a good b-
>Besides being a good boy?
Damn.

Well then, he's hanging out with Hanabi getting hyped about watching the Chunin Exam.

>>2011632
>Himawari
Wrong Hyuuga loli.
>>
>>2011632

TAKA CAN TIME TRAVEL?

>>2011620

Is it Hinata's team? The Aryan Fox Sperg's? The OC teams? The sound team?
>>
>>2011614
Sparring with Hanabi.
>>
>>2011646
>>2011648
Bit late m80s.
>>
>>2011638
I bet you miss mini
>>
>>2011632
Wrong timeline anon.
>>
>>2011614
Taka is currently shackled to Hanabi as part of a training experience.

Yes.

Training.

In something.
>>
Training with Hanabi is a go.

What ARE you training though?

You can get Gains here because Hanabi is a GOOD Hyuga, unlike those other filthy ones.
>>
>>2011614
Lot's of people at the bakery Suzu moved most of the clans to help on it today. Taka is no exception.


Or he's trainning/sparing with Hanabi because she insisted in being him to spar with her.
>>
>>2011655

Better late than never

>>2011671

Strength and taijutsu
>>
>>2011671
Speed. She must be crazy fast, being so small and aerodynamic :^)
>>
>>2011658
>Not missing Mini
He only railroaded to correct write-ins gone wrong. He wuz a good boy who dindu nuffin.
>>
>>2011671
Stamina
Heh heh heh
>>
>>2011671
Speed, Hanabi should be between Neji and Hinata in most stats right now.
>>
>>2011671
Speed and Stamina
>>
>>2011682

You get a hearty kekel from me
>>
>>2011671
Stamina and Taijutsu

Full Contact Greco-Roman style.
>>
File: unnamed.png (69 KB, 315x320)
69 KB
69 KB PNG
>>2011671
Speed and Stamina

if you know what i mean. And also getting all sweating while doing it...
>>
>>2011683
A lot of players were being really stupid, not listening when he said their ideas made no sense IC.
>>
>>2011682

Support...
>>
Speed and Stamina it is.

2d100's please.

DC's are like this
>1st 1d100: 70, 90
>2nd 1d100: 80, 100

Okay roll. Don't forget Taka gets that +10 to Stamina and a +...2.5 to Speed. Eeesh.

Oh well good luck.

Don't add the bonuses I'll figure that out.
>>
Rolled 57, 54 = 111 (2d100)

>>2011712
nat 1 for pain and hiashi showing up
>>
Rolled 92, 27 = 119 (2d100)

>>2011712
>>
Rolled 53, 51 = 104 (2d100)

>>2011712
>>
Rolled 33, 49 = 82 (2d100)

>>2011712

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 12, 16 = 28 (2d100)

>>2011712
FOCUS!
>>
Rolled 91, 7 = 98 (2d100)

>>2011701
This is why prompts are a good idea in the future.

>>2011712
I have a bad feeling about this. Because I'm gonna get those sweet dub ones.
>>
Rolled 78, 74 = 152 (2d100)

>>2011712
So, what do you think Taka and Hanabi's kids are going to be like? Especially if they hit the jackpot and get Tetsu
>>
>>2011715
>>2011720
>>2011722
>>2011723
>>2011724
Well, at least your Speed went up by 1.0

That's...something.

Writing.
>>
>>2011720
Well at least we passed the first DC....
>>
>>2011729
And get Tetsu and Byakugan
>>
>>2011732
So we have 3.5 in speed?
>>
>>2011732
>Max out speed with 0 strength
>Blitz the Asura Path during the Invasion of Pain but go so fast Taka turns into a puddle
>>
>>2011729

Testu Tekkotsu combined with Hyugan gentle fist? THE TAIJUTSU UBERMENCH
>>
File: Spoiler Image (775 KB, 1280x931)
775 KB
775 KB PNG
>>2011729
Nothing compared to Naruto and Hinata's kids.
>>
>>2011767

There you are Hiashi!
>>
>You're a good boy
>AND YOU'RE HERE TO GET SWOLE! ARRRRGHHH!

"Come on Taka, feel the burn!" Hanabi says, throwing Gentle Fist after Gentle Fist at you. You're not sure, but you think she was cracking a joke just now. Why?

BECAUSE YOU'RE STANDING ON HOT COALS!

"Ow, ow, ow!" You jump from foot to foot, dodging both Hanabi's strikes and the heat from the coals at the same time. Apparently this is a normal training session for her, since her tiny little feet practically dance on top of the firey bed of coals like it's nothing. "Hanabi, ow, do you really do this kind of training all the time, ow."

She nods, tossing a few more strikes at you. "Yes, daddy says it builds character. And that it will help me escape the lecherous stares of white haired boys."

Wait what? You take a head on strike from Hanabi, knocking you on your butt, which causes you to scream in pain before jumping off the bed of coals. "Ow!" You scooctch your butt across the Hyuga compound grounds, earning giggles from Hanabi. After a moment you find yourself okay, and lay against the the ground staring up at the cloudy sky above. You're faster, that's for sure. Hanabi lies down beside you, the two of you smiling at each other as you relax. "Thanks for training with me Hanabi, it feels like there's nobody around to actually train with, what with the Exams going on."

She nods, looking sadder. "Yes, big sister barely has any time at all to play with me these days." She pouts, then smiles as she turns to you. "But that's okay, I've got you to hang out with Taka!"

The two of you giggle some more, when the sound of a door sliding open grabs you attention. You turn around, laying on your stomach, and immediately feel a chill down your spine.

Hiashi Hyuga. "Hanabi, I see you and Takahiro here are...getting along." Why does he have to say it like it leaves a bad taste in his mouth.

Hanabi stands up, dusting herself off. "Yes fater, Taka has been a great friend to me."

You start to stand up, but find that your muscles are still a little sore from all the training. Hanabi holds out her hand, and you go to reach for it, but then, out of the corner of your eye you see Hiashi practically grinding his teeth at you, eyes narrowed.

>OH shit.
>Grab the hand?
>Or don't?
>Heaven and Hell anons.
>>
>>2011796
Grab
the
Hand
bonus points for smiling at Hiashi at the same time
>>
>>2011796
>Or don't?
I'd like to keep living please and thank you.
>>
>>2011796
>Grab the hand and thank Hanabi
Taka is too innocent to be intimidated.
>>
>>2011796
Grab the hand, smiling innocently the whole time.
>>
>>2011796
>Grab the Hand
If he tries anything, we'll sick the Autism Twins on him.
>>
Need a break guys, be back in an hour.


Discuss the lewd repercussions of holding her hand as I'm gone.
>>
>>2011796
Take her hand and thank her. Ask Hiashi how his day's been.
>>
>>2011809
>>2011811
>>2011806

Support...
>>
>>2011796
>Grab the hand. "Have I offended you? I can leave if I have. I'm sorry."
>>
>>2011796
GRAB IT!

WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER BOYS
>>
Well shit, never mind.

Okay roll 1d100 to see how mad Hiashi is.

Lower the better.
>>
>>2011796
Take that hand, smile -at Hanabi-. Thank her sweetly. Charm. Don't -intentionally- antagonize Hiashi.
>>
>>2011816
Oh god she's gonna get pregnant. Taka's isn't fit or old enough to be a father!
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2011821
here comes the 100
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2011821

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2011821
>>
>>2011816
Tbh I'm going to be sick. This is worse than using a loli for a football.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2011821
Obviously, now that we've held hands with Hanabi, that means we're married now.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2011821
ill give you a 100 butt blasted mad
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2011821


>>2011830
You're pretty good...
>>
>>2011826
rest in peace
>>
>>2011826
Oh wow, that's pretty mad.

Be back in an hour. Think about what you've done.
>>
File: image.jpg (191 KB, 770x796)
191 KB
191 KB JPG
>>2011826

Moon pick how assmad Hiashi is here
>>
>>2011816
Taka grab her hand and have the guts to insert his fingers between hers
>>
File: SEETHING.png (265 KB, 475x546)
265 KB
265 KB PNG
>>2011826
He mad
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2011821
its fine we can get hiki and gaara on him and they slaped orochimaru's shit no problem.
>>
>>2011838
well, he could always be madder I guess
>>
>>2011847

How can we make Hiashi more upset? What's more degenerate than holding hands?
>>
>>2011856
Lovingly looking into one another's eyes.
>>
>>2011796
Hold her hand boy!
>>
>>2011861
l-lewd
>>
>>2011856
We jump straight to Tier 15.
>>
>>2011870
ANON YOU STAY AWAY FROM TIER 15, THAT'S NOT A CHILD FRIENDLY TIER. TAKA IS TOO YOUNG AND PURE FOR THE LIKES OF TIER 8, LET ALONE TIER 15. NONE OF THAT DEGENERACY.
>>
>>2011767

Hey so, question: What makes the Uzumaki bloodline valuable?

I know that Uzumaki females are strong when upset, but is that the only advantage it conveys? Why is Haishi at full mast over this union between the Uzumaki and Hyuuga bloodlines?
>>
>>2011943
Something about being DA BES at seals and some ridiculous chakra properties.
>>
>>2011943
Ridiculous chakra stamina as well as other propeties. Lot's of cool seals and boost to female powerness when angry.
>>
File: giphy[1].gif (532 KB, 384x270)
532 KB
532 KB GIF
I'm baaaaaaccck!

Writing.
>>
>>2011989

Mhm...

That new south park game was a fucking mess. Ubisoft should be ashamed...
>>
>>2011943
What other anons said, plus I think they came from the same greater bloodlime or something and a union would unite their bloodlines' power or something. Also moon alien ninjas or something like that? Naruto got weird near the end, and that's saying something.
>>
>>2011943
They live longer, age slower, have more chakra, can make their chakra solid, regen naturally, and might be the best at seals maybe
Also that thing Karin does can evidently be done by all of them
>>
File: 28c[1].jpg (52 KB, 600x963)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
You look at Hiashi, then you reach for Hanabi's hand. You continue to look this man, this Clan Head, dead in the eye as your fingers and hers interlock, as your calloused hands touch and your palms bump up against each other.

As she giggles.

"ALRIGHT ENOUGH!" Hiashi screams, stomping over to you and Hanabi and yanking your hands apart, pulling you up off the ground in the process. "No more hand holding! That's a rule from now on!"

"But daaaaaad." Hanabi whines, stomping her feet in place as she puffs out her cheeks. How adorable.

"No buts," Heh. "A young lady shouldn't be holding hands with a boy anyways, it'll lead to..." He pauses, looking down at the both of you before gulping, looking away. "Th-things."

"What kind of things." You both ask. Clearly Hiashi knows something that neither of you do. Perhaps it has to do with those special magazines that Susumu keeps in his desk that he thinks nobody knows about.

Everybody knows about them.

"Nothing, at least nothing children like you should be learning about."

"Well geez mister Hiashi, we're being taught how to murder each other and how to summon up great balls of fire and stuff, what could be so secretive that you can't tell us?" Could it be.... "Is it where babies come from, cause I know that one already."

"You do?" Hanabi says, casuing Hiashi to gasp. "Where do they come from?"

"They come fr-mmmrrph!" Hiashi's hand quickly latches over your mouth, stopping you from talking.

"Ahahaha. What say we all go get some ice cream?!" Hiashi screams. Hmm, guess he doesn't want Hanabi to know about the Iron Stork yet.

===

"That'll be 130 Ryo Lord Hyuga." The cashier says.

You and Hanabi happily lick away at your ice cream cones, Hiashi paying for them out of pocket. Around you are a bunch of other people from different villages, all of them must've been drop out from this years Exam considering how down they look. You don't see your brother or his friends, but you're not surprised, your brother's awesome.

"So, mister Hiashi, what do you think Hinata's chances of passing the Exam on her first try are?" You ask as you all sit down in a booth.

Hiashi folds his arms, apparently he thinks this makes him looks sophisticated if you believe what Susumu says. "Hmmm, Hinata's skill should at least get her through the Forest, what with the Aburame and Inuzuka boy being with her, but I doubt she'll make it past the the third part of the Exam."

Hanabi frowns, taking a big chomp out of her ice cream in the process, then squeals a bit as the coldness.

>How do you respond to Hiashi.
>And, by extension, Hanabi?
>>
>>2012016
>>How do you respond to Hiashi.
I dunno, Hinata's gotta be tough. Just look Hanabi,
>>And, by extension, Hanabi?
Headpats.
>>
>>2012016

>"Sounds like you don't have much faith in her, she'll pull things around I bet. I mean, if I can get past my sickness then I'm sure Hinata could make it to the third exam."
>>
>>2012016
"It's still impresive to even reach the last part of the exams, especially at such a young age."
>>
>>2012032

Support...

Hiashi said nothing about headpats...
>>
>>2012016
>There are a lot of pretty crazy people competing. She might get farther though. Who can say for sure?
>>
>>2012016
>"But that doesn't make sense, she's Hanabi's older sister, she has to be strong. Like Suzu."
>>
>>2012016
Why do you think that? Shouldn't you believe in her ability to surpass your expectations?
>And, by extension, Hanabi?
Smile at the best of the pervert clan
>>
>>2012048

Supporting this as well...
>>
>>2012048
this
>>
>>2012016

supporting headpats and this>>2012048


>tfw we bully the strongest clan head
>>
>>2012048
Headpats and this win.

1d100 please.

DC 85 to break through the idiocy of Hiashi.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2012072

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2012072
Headpats guide us!
>>
>>2012074
Nobody else roll.
>>
>>2012074
christ.

the lewd is real. what's next? kissing her cheek?
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2012072
>>
>>2012074
I wonder if they do dowries in the leaf.
>>
>>2012087

Tier 75
>>
Still need two rolls

I know. But it's the rules.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2012074
>>
File: 2-3-1386329224.jpg (315 KB, 1920x1200)
315 KB
315 KB JPG
>>2012074
Tetsu'd
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2012072
I am sorry people
>>
Nice, writing.
>>
File: latest[1].png (879 KB, 1388x1080)
879 KB
879 KB PNG
You frown, while at the same time pat Hanabi on the head, much to Hiashi's anger. Well, he never said anything about head pats did he? "That doesn't make any sense though, she's Hanabi's older sister, she has to be strong. Like Suzu."

Hiashi frowns, then coughs. "Takahiro, you do realize that your sister isn't exactly...well normal right?" You frown. "Not in a bad way, I mean that her strength is...very above average for a shinobi."

"I know, but she's still an older sister, and older siblings are stronger because they look out for the younger ones." You explain, Hanabi nodding her head right along with every word you say. "Besides, I know that Hinata's a bit shy, but she's still tactful if what my brother says is true."

Hiashi raises a brow, leaning forward. "And what does Hikigaya say about Hinata?" Even Hanabi is leaning forward.

"Well, she's fast, she's skilled, and her Gentle Fist is deadly. It's just a matter of her being able to have enough gumption to do something that's holding her back." Hiashi nods, sitting back in his seat as if he already knew that. "But," You continue. "He also said that she's got untapped potential, and that she just needs the right motivation in order to become a truly deadly force."


"Hmmm, your brother said all that?" Hiashi rubs his chin, looking thoughtful. Hanabi repeats his actions, rubbing her chin as she eats her ice cream.

The Hyuga are strange.

>That'll be it for tonight ya'll. Tomorrow we'll see what Sinchu and Susumu are doing, then we'll get into the next phase of the Chunin Exams.
>Pray that you do well.
>Also any questions or something?
>Maybe wanna' know what other characters think of the Tetsu's?
>>
>>2012148
What does Orochimaru think of Team Autism? What's the Third's/Anko/Ikubi's response when they find out?
>>
>>2012148

What are the sand genin's thoughts on Hiki?

What is Orochimaru's thoughts in general?
>>
>>2012148
The named Hyuga, what do they think?

Does Hiki on any level understand why Temari kissed him?

Does Hiashi like the taste of sweet and salty, because he wanted to get that ice cream pretty quick.
>>
>>2012158
>>2012168
>>2012169
>Orochimaru: "Yessss. Them beating me was exactly what I had planned."
>Kabuto: "No it wasn't."
>Orochimaru: "SILENCE!"

>Kankuro: "So I know we come from the desert..."
>Temari: "Riiight?"
>Kankuro: "But that doesn't excuse how thirsty you are around that brat."

No, Hiki does not understand why Temari kissed him. He's not complaining though.
>>
>>2012148
Who didn't make it to the tower?
What are Danger Noodle's thoughts on Team Aspie kicking his shit in?
What flavor of ice cream did we get?
>>
>>2012197
Nice bantz there kuro.
>>
>>2012148
What's Ko thinking about what's just happened with Sinchu
>>
>>2012197

>Hiki doesn't understand why Temari kissed him

I hate autism sometimes, also fine job Kankuro. Fine job

So since Shippuden Naruto traded in his autism for power, can the same be done for Hiki? I really want to know
>>
>>2012197
Why did Temari kiss him? Is it because Gaara is mellowing out now that he has a buddy.
>>
>>2012221

Probably so
>>
>>2012217
I think at this point Hiki's autism IS his ultimate power. The Tekkosu and being Tesshin's wing man are secondary.

>>2012221
Seconding this. Also, same time tomorrow?
>>
>>2012197
>Dat bantz

Kankuro is cool in my book.

What is Hiashi thinking right now? And his opinion on Taka
>>
>>2012231

Her sandy crotch was turned into a swamp after seeing Hiki pile-drive Orochimaru through the ground...

Fortunately we won't have to worry about her affection towards Hiki for long since the anons had him talk to Anko. So next time Hiki gets to drop spaghetti all over the place while Temari watches...
>>
>>2012249

Fuck off elipssesnon, I swear to Christ every time you say something I feel cancer growing in my body
>>
>>2012148
WHAT. DOES. HOTARU. THINK. ABOUT. SINCHU?

How’s Ko feeling about being an utter piece of Hyūga? Oh sorry, that is our word for “parasitic shit work”
>>
>>2012253

Good. Hopefully you'll stop throwing pedantic little tantrums every couple seconds once you are dead and buried...
>>
>>2012262

Just remember, when I'm dead I'll be remembered by people. With you you'll be lucky someone trips over your corpse like a dead stray dog
>>
File: Spoiler Image (201 KB, 1062x1300)
201 KB
201 KB JPG
I think I might've found a replacement for Sinchu's love.
>>
>>2012148
How big is Hiashi secret crush on Suzu?

Will the stigma of masturbation hand swording go away when Sasu gets married since his wife will be handling it for him?
>>
>>2012292
The Stigma of the Masturbation Hand will be explored soon enough.
>>
>>2012291
10/10 better than Hoetotru
>>
>>2012291
I can get behind this.
>>
>>2012291
Wow, she's got a scooter, too. Literally perfect.
>>
>>2012291
You're not going to be a dick and lead us on again, are you?
>>
>>2012291
Is she Konoha tho?

We dont take kindly to non-konohans
>>
>>2012291
Is she from The Moon
>>
>>2012306
What about Temari?
>>
>>2012306
How do you feel about the land of iron?
Cause I'd be down for LOI girl.
>>
>>2012315
Gaara's sis so she gets a pass
>>
>>2012291
Hey Moonrunes. Can you write up a short thing of Hiki and Hootits interacting?
>>
>>2012316

LOl girl?

You mean (Fe)male?
>>
>>2012328
Land Of Iron Girl. The land of iron has no waifus so it'd be interesting to get a non ninja waifu who can fight just as good.
>>
File: YES.gif (4.67 MB, 500x282)
4.67 MB
4.67 MB GIF
>>2012291
Please.
>>
>>2012333
Samurai Waifu?

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>
>>2012325
Hootits?
>>
>>2012333
>Scooter chick is actually a high level samurai
That'd be neat
>>
>>2012343
Her guitar could be chakra conductive, so she could channel chakra and use it like an axe.
>>
>>2012348
Scooter girl might be the jonin instructor from the mist/cloud
>>
>>2012351
Imagine Tesshin came out of sinchu's forehead when she hit him with the guitar

It will be epic
>>
>>2012358
>>2012352
>>2012351
Hmmmm.
>>
>>2012358

Sure. Although I'm fairly certain that Tesshin can only manifest like that with Hiki...
>>
>>2012358
"The hell am I doin' here? Where's Hiki!? Hey sugar tits, nice axe!"

Is the reason Tesshin is such a goof because the remaining Tetsus are all fucking weirdos?
>>
>>2012368
How bout an Iron clone when Sichu passed out or something?

Secret Iron Technique: Iron Guardian Jutsu
>>
>>2012291
Moon you can’t throw around Weapons Grade Waifu around like that.

So what made you decide to have Hotaru go turbo slut? it’s not very like her.
>>
>>2012378

> Is the reason Tesshin is such a goof because the remaining Tetsus are all fucking weirdos?

Maybe? I'm not too sure whether Tesshin is a weird amalgamation of the personalities of every person who knows, or believes, that he exists, or if his personality is determined by what those people think he's personality would be, or if he is a combination of those two things...

Or I may just be completely off base...

...

>>2012379

Sounds cool man, but you'd need to ask OP about it. What Tesshin is capable of isn't clearly outlined at this point...
>>
>>2012401
>not very like her
>Her cover is a slut in red light district

Make you think. I bet she is good with bug pleasure too....expeciallt that beetle bro of ours
>>
>Everyone complains about Hotaru going Turbo "Slut"
>They conviently ignore the fact that they failed every single Charisma thrown at them when dealing with her.


Also, this is just for tomorrow's Tournament, roll me 1d27. Taking third roll.

Yes 27, I forgot to include a certain team earlier in the rolls.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d27)

>>2012414
>>
Rolled 9 (1d27)

>>2012414
I feel like natural progression should trump rolls
>>
Rolled 3 (1d27)

>>2012414
>>
>>2012414
I expected you to at least give us a /chance/ after you realized how fucked the old rolling system was.
>>
>>2012419
Huh.

Okay then, Hiki's match is the second one tomorrow then. Whoever I pick out of the hat for that match is who he'll face.

This is slightly bad because it means that you have a high chance of facing Gaara or your own team.
>>
Also the 9 Genin who won't be participating tomorrow are.

>Choji
>Ino
>Shino
>Kabuto
>Egao
>Minoru
>Karin's Teammates
and
>Zaku

Everybody else? Fair game.
>>
>>2012429
>Choji and Ino

I got half of my bets right
>>
>>2012422
>"I forfeit, I will take the exam next year with the information I have gathered so that I do not have to face the people I call friends. When nobody I know is in the Exams I will have no compunctions with destroying everyone who gets in my way."
>>
>>2012422

> Fighting Gaara is a bad thing

Isn't this exactly what Hiki wants though?
>>
>>2012429
Damn. Shikamuru may just drop out. No way he'll put in the effort with his team out.
>>
>>2012435
>Implying pushing each other to the best you all can be through sparring and honorable combat as warriors trained to battle for the sake of the village goes against our concept of friendship
Frankly I'd feel like forfeiting would actually come off as disrespectful
>>
>>2012461
I agree.

we must deepened our friendship with fists.

So said The great sage,Sasu
>>
>>2012429
>Kabuto
>implying he was even going to fight.

I hope that Grapist, Ino-Cho, and Shino are not in too bad shape.
>>
>>2012414
Eh, we also saved her life, helped her avenge her brother, sacrificed our scooter on said mission, and were generally bro as fuck. We also didn’t raise any kind of stink about the whole “lied in order to drag us on an incredibly dangerous mission”

The least she could have done was say “look, I am not interested, and never will be. You aren’t my type.” Not her shitty snot nose brat cousin, her. In person. While Sinchu was sober.

Instead she went with, “oh hey this guys going to fuck me later tonight, he happens to be from the clan you guys hate.” While Sinchu was drunk.

That’s the type of shit that makes a man go from ANBU to ROOTS or worse.

Honestly surprised Anons didn’t murder both of them on the spot.
Considering how Ko and Hotaru roll they would have stood no chance.
>>
File: 20171025_220038.jpg (390 KB, 800x711)
390 KB
390 KB JPG
>>2012518
>wanting to cause attriction between the clans because of a bug slut.

Not worth it. Also Hanabi's maid is a better girl.
>>
>>2012530
God I can't wait for Sinchu to meet Jiraiya.

I just...

I just really wanna' write that, ya' know?
>>
>>2012518

There was a big push to duel Ko, but it was overtaken by votes for doing the right thing by the clan. Perhaps not the most in character decision given the circumstances, but it's what happened...

Even if we did go back and kick Ko's ass I'm not sure how many anons would support full on murder, much less attacking and killing bug lady...

...

>>2012535

They do have a lot in common. Do you think Sinchu could get Jiraiya to mentor him?
>>
>>2012538
Only if Sinchu showed Jiraya the best places of Konoha red ligth district. But Jiraya most likely is already know in most of those places.
>>
>>2012555
Jiraiya likely started most of the best places.
>>
>>2012535
Glad to hear you are excited for something to happen. Maybe once Hiki warns about the alien snake in the forest Sinchu and Jiraya will bump into each other. Since the toad sage is around in Konoha during the chunnin exam.

Kinda expected to bump into him
>>
>>2012557
He's at least the VIP client in all of those places.
>>
>>2012535
He should be in town or close to town by now shouldn't he?
>>
>>2012538
Sinchu's arc seems to be wither him staying the same as he always has, or shaping up into a responsible shinobi.

Honestly if he continues this resposible streak he could end up a bit like Kakashi except less depressed
>>
The Noble is extra comfy and satisfied from all the info and the "relaxing". Now the clan would be 15 million richer and the Noble might give us boons for being such a good host.
Iron within, Iron without.
>>
You know what, fuck it, since I'm up and about anyways, let me introduce you to the Cloud Genin.

First up we got Shon(wink wink). Taijutsu specialist who uses Raiton(or Lightning Release) with his attacks.
>>
File: makoto-ssf4-select[1].jpg (125 KB, 900x840)
125 KB
125 KB JPG
>>2012726
Next up we got Makoto, anotehr Taijutsu specialist. She uses Doton(Earth Release) with her attacks. Really dangerous up close.
>>
File: V4Vo7qZ.jpg (124 KB, 485x622)
124 KB
124 KB JPG
>>2012727
And next up we got a mysterious individual that will only be revealed when Anons go and reverse image search him.

He's bad. Really bad.
>>
>>2012730
>fucking agon as a ninja
i... wut? so his trick is gonna be full retard super reflexes?
>>
>>2012414
That was with the old shitty dice system.
>>
>>2012726
>>2012727
>>2012730
Why no Ibuki?
>>
>>2012608
Nah he's cool now that he's drunk once he gets over it he won't like so much. I still think we should give him a clan secret. That secret being how Susumu managed to grow a pretty good quality weed for medicinal purpose of course.
>>
>>2012291
>trusting Raharu
>ever
>in any universe
I seriously hope you Takkuns don't do this.
Besides, she's probably from Sound, what with the Rickenbacker-4001-as-a-bludgeon thing.
>>
>>2012730
>>
File: Kongo_Agon_Anime.jpg (60 KB, 640x480)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
>>2012946
>>2012730
I forget a pic
>>
File: Flcl_chara_02.jpg (41 KB, 600x275)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>>2012291
>>
>>2012730
But then, where's Unsui?
>>
>>2012952
objectively best waifu.

also,

>sinchu devised ninjutsu

>Blood Purge jutsu

I imagine a younger more serious Sinchu leafned a bit of medi ninjutsu trying to save the clan. Of course the curse is supernatural so no amount of medical ninjutsu works.

Once that became clear Sinchu probably just dropped Medical Ninjutsu entirely.

still this technique allows him to purge his body of toxins quickly by, well, pissing...

the resultant pee is horridly toxic and smells terrible. Sinchu often pees in the Hyuga clan gardens or koi pond after a bender.

>Bender Bomber

forces alcohol through sinchus skin forming a thin mist. by striking a soark Sinchu ignites the mist as a fuel-air explosive.

>Morning After Sunrise

Combines a thunderous iron clap with an insanely bright fire release of sparks to blind and disorient opponents leaving them in a state not dissimilar to Sinchu at 7 am.
>>
>>2013018
>Seven-fold Sobriety

A 'gift' from Susumu to Sinchu, it allows him to become sober and alert in an instant, but with the price of having a hangover seven times worse than the one he would get normally a few hours later and lasting the whole day.

He only used it twice, once before he knew the price of instant sobriety, and the other time when the Hokage called an emergency Anbu meeting only for it to be a surprise pizza party.

Susumu hoped it would get him to drink less, but Sinchu just learned how to do stuff drunk.
>>
This is like the Young Sheldon of Nart Quests, I love it.
>>
>>2013046

That's...that's supposed to be a compliment?
>>
>>2013046
...You ruined it
You ruined it and i'm leaving
>>
>>2013046
JUST
>>
File: XDQDtjP.png (207 KB, 680x285)
207 KB
207 KB PNG
>>2013046
>>
File: AnsemSoDWithGuardianKHI.png (1.09 MB, 1225x1210)
1.09 MB
1.09 MB PNG
So with Tesshin in hiki, there's a few cool ideas/techniques that are now available to just hiki

Iron guardian jutsu: Pic related, Tesshin most formed out of our back

Dark iron clones: Like Iron clones, but it's one made of dark iron shaped like tesshin

Dark Iron: Hiki basically gains access to it, better than regular iron

Also, I'm all for Susumu creating a new aspect of the Tetsu clan style of jutsus purely so he can make an excuse to legally smoke and sell his dank weed.

We've already got

Iron jutsus

Spark Jutsus

Forbidden blood jutsus

Just need to figure out how smoking weed can be included into a jutsu and we're golden.
>>
File: basengan.jpg (15 KB, 384x288)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>2013057
>>2013060
>>2013062
>>2013065
>>
>>2013072

You're the absolute worst
>>
>>2013067
I'm trying to develop a kenjutsu for the clan. One developed around high stamina, and developing chakra sense with Iron release so she can use it to figth or work as a living metal detector in the village gates.

She is also blink, because of the iron poisoning.
>>
>>2013111
Claws are the way to go!
>>
>>2013121
The whole clan can do claws though, maybe really big hand claws?
>>
>>2013122
Yeah, a big fucking gauntlet with foot long blades on it!
>>
Probably won't run today guys, working till 10:00 and then gotta' be up at 8:00 in the morning.
>>
>>2013126
That's cool moon, we'll see later when you're free.
>>2013125
Fuck yeah, that's cool
>>
>>2013126
>problably

Well i'm sad but it's fine. Get to work and don't work yourself over this.

>>2013121
Nah i'm gonna make so the iron jutsu she uses allows to increase the blade's length (yes i just realized the idea of a sword woman who has a sword that grows in length in her hand is quite lewd) So she can use it as a nodachi or a katana depending of her will skill in extending the blade
>>
>>2013134
How about a trick weapon like Bloodborne that goes from claws to sword depending on if we want to disarm people or slay them?
>>
>>2013141
That seems unneeded though, Why not have the sword but just have the style go together with taijutsu claws too? Like the sword can be used one or two handed, with claw movements mixed in with it? or we could just drop on or the other.
>>
So for weed jutsu, I'm thinking something along the lines of

Iron Incense Jutsu: A genjutsu. The user creates smoke through some means, normally scented, and suffuses it with chakra. All contained in the cloud slowly start to tense up and become rigid, eventually becoming as stiff as iron statues.
>>
File: Spine Whip.jpg (12 KB, 300x225)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
How about whips. One of the old clan masters favored weapon is a length of chain. But the clan smith didn't want the clan elder to look like a poor fag so he made a badass looking whip.
>>
>>2013194
>tfw we pull a Kimimaro and just start pulling iron bone weapons out of our bodies.

Sick.
>>
>>2013169
That could work, We could also create smoke bombs potent enough to mess with the user's senses, as weed does slow down motor skills. Add that with some minor medical jutsu practice that requires the user to use weed to calm the injured party and lower blood pressure and boom, new style of jutsu for the tetsu clan. No way the Hokage can say no. Then, we'll be allowed to open a weed farm/shop and our money problems may no longer be a problem during peace times. Susumu will forever been known as the danknin of konoha.
>>2013194
What if a common weapon by the average tai based clan users was a metal club/baton that could segment into long think whips that the clan's iron control would allow for better movements? I like the idea of the tetsu clan having multiple weapon arts that capitalize on their control of iron.
>>
>>2013152
>Dual-wielding in Nart
you need a hand for the siggies
>>
>>2013212
>>2013214
Since the Tetsu clan is boorish as fuck, the clans critics just laughed it off when the Elder showed up with the whip. That was until the whip started to pull off impossible angles mid swing.
>>
>>2013194
Kusari-gama would be more appropriate.

the japanese have entire subsections of martial arts devoted to chain weapons.

Chains with weights on the end, sickles on the end, wieghted rings on the end

basically if you CAN put it on the end of a chain, they DID.

so why in the world would you choose a whip?
>>
>>2013214
>>2013169
Are we going with Susu as the one who made the Dank no Jutsu or can it be some other member we have heard of like this guy
>>
>>2013288
Maybe that particular Tetsu liked bondage?
I Imagine that whip could used as some sort of battlefield control type thing from pulling opponents of balance or use it like rope from building and trees.

It will be surely be useful, if we get in ancient ruins, just ask that Indiana Jones guy.

>>2013214
I might remember wrong, but aren't Inos family, the Yamanaga family the local drug traders/ thereapists?

Making some sort of cooperative design work wouldn't be bad idea, since they are allies of our allies.
>>
Oh shit, people are mad at Hotaru because she is dating someone else? I thought the whole bug puss thing was ironic. Unless we are mad at her ironically in that case what a thot.
>>
>>2013456
I think, or at least hope, that most people are kidding.
>>
>>2013306
Well it hasn't actually been invented yet, so probably going with elder susumu
>>
>>2013456
Nah, it's more "she a thot" jokes and feeling for sinchu than any genuine anger.
>>
File: 20171025_210803.jpg (194 KB, 629x547)
194 KB
194 KB JPG
>>2013456
Anger? Nah plenty fish in the sea. I just feel bad for Sinchu.
>>
File: Think.jpg (50 KB, 800x450)
50 KB
50 KB JPG
>>2013555
If your hand mouths french kiss each other, is that gay?
>>
>>2013561
Does Sasu have Bamboo Blade imoutos/handmaidens at his house?
>>
>>2013561
Ain't nothing wrong with two dude hands kissing
>>
>>2013576
No no, your OWN hand mouths. You have your hands kiss each other, basically. With their tongues.
>>
File: naruto-8217.jpg (114 KB, 800x1150)
114 KB
114 KB JPG
>>2013565
Of course he has. It's just nobody ever tried to create more NPC's for the OC clans.

>>2013561
Depends on how they sexualy ide tify themselfs be it male/female or helicopter.
>>
>>2013591
Who the fuck is that qt
>>
>>2013561

It's basically masturbating so no

>>2013591

Who is that?
>>
>>2013617
Apparently her name is Shiho. Clearly she is best girl
>>
>>2013617
>>2013597
Her name is Shiho she is part of the decoder team from the leaf. She also has a crush on Shikamaru but who doesn't?
>>
>>2013650
I glanced at that for a second, and had to do a double take because i read that as "Akamaru" at first and not "Shikamaru"

maybe i should be less drunk
>>
>>2013660

Apparently when you're drunk you get a thing for beastiality anon
>>
File: 15.png (194 KB, 543x1472)
194 KB
194 KB PNG
>>2013668
Who doesn't?
>>
>>2013668
I mean Its like a, 1-3 letter difference in the names, you can't blame me
>>
>>2013676

It's fine anon, so long as you're not a horsefucker.
>>
>>2013389
Ino's clan are the flower shop/psychic/interrogation guys.Shikamaru's clan however are really adept at creating medicine and make the pills that Choji's clan uses, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch for them to get into drug manufacturing. But they seem like they would prefer lab made drugs than those you can grow.

inb4 the Nara's secret fortress is just a glorified meth lab.

>>2013672
We need to meet Kiba's older sister Hana and continue the time honored tradition of seducing older girls.

Please let us meet Hana soon Moon.
>>
Can we still submit members for the clan?
>>
>>2013698
>implying it won't end up in Tsume and Hana both trying to seduce and corrupt Hiki.
>>
>>2013714

>implying it won't end up in Tsume and Hana both trying to seduce and corrupt Hiki. With Kiba trying to kill him

ftfy
>>
>>2010868
Hana. Because Hana a best.
>>2013698
>>2013714
>>2013722
Honestly I think Hana would work well for Sinchu. Assuming he manages NOT to completely ruin his chances with her.
>>
>>2013722

You know, speaking of Kiba. In stats Hiki is almost as fast as him
>>
>>2013813
I know I shouldn't be, but I'm actually surprised hiki isn't faster. That makes two genin faster than us, well I know what I want to train next.
>>
>>2013826
>well I know what I want to train next
Vampire Hunting?
>>
>>2013830
But anon blood specialist tetsu ninja are the vampires
>>
>>2013813
Kiba has a stat total of 14.5 at this point
Hinata has 14
Taka has 15 total
Let that sink in for a second
>>
>>2013843
Discounting Sage Mode as Moon pointed out before, Naruto in his fight with Pain only had 1.5 more stats than Hiki at this point.
>>
>>2013843
The smarts and seal knowledge probably help. Plus, tetsu are strong. I always have this picture in my head of the tetsu ninja during the war being a bunch of really strong warriors. Think saiyans personality wise, but way more familiy orientated.
>>
>>2013843
And Hinata migth have a cursed seal in her now.
>>
>>2013843
Yeah I've honestly had a problem with that for a while now, we seem stupidly OP and it really kills a lot of the tension when we can tell top-tier ninja like Orochimaru to get rekt
>>
>>2013847
Its a weird system.Kinda funny though.
>>2013850
Can you imagine once Hiki cures the clan curse? There will be enough Tetsus to found a village.
>>
>>2013859

The only reason we told Orochimaru to get rekt is a combination of Gaara helping out and is rolling good
>>
>>2013859
>we seem stupidly OP and it really kills a lot of the tension when we can tell top-tier ninja like Orochimaru to get rekt
That's because Orochimaru is a overconfident scrub that doesn't understand the action economy. We don't have the stats he does, but we had two times the actions since we were working with Gaara.

Plus he also just stood there and let Retard Strength (Male) punch him as hard as he could.
>>
>>2013875
>>2013877
Even on their best days, at this point could any of the main cast 2v1'd orochimaru with gaara helping?
I think that's a long shot. It's not like anyone else has gotten close to beating us either, besides full retard Nart
>>
>>2013889
Sauske might be able to. That is the point of the metal autist, he is a prodigy of punches and kinda shit at everything else.
>>
>>2013889
We didn't beat him, he just bit us, was surprised by the fact we had a no vacancy sign on our body, then fucked off.
>>
>>2013924
did you miss the part where his head popped off
>>2013909
Sasuke's skill total is 18.5 and he's an uchiha prodigy. If we were just punch-o our ninjutsu should be low, probably along with our seal knowledge, to be in line with the rest of the cast. Gaara's total is 20 also. But anyway it doesn't seem like anyone has a problem so I'll shut up now
>>
>>2013889
To be fair, moon said the only reason he didn't completely destroy us is because he was trying to not kill us, plus the tesshin surprise added with good team work with gaara is what kept us alive. Plus, hiki is the super genius of the family, he's really fucking strong even by full grown ninja standards. He's nearly on the level where he'll be able to emulate kakashi's achievement of reaching jounin rank by 13, while gaara had the capability to become kazekage within the next two years. This was a pretty much the most ideal matchup you could've had against the pedosnek during the exams. Also what >>2013924 said, we basically got lucky on this, even with the tard strength of the autistic duo.
>>
>>2013938
And we got even more lucky with our social rolls with Gaara. Who would think that if you put two anti-social people together the negatives would turn upsude down and make then sociable.


I also love Hiki and Gaara's interection.

>"Hiki why is you are carrying your teammate?"
>" I knocked him out"
>"Oh..." walks away
>>
>>2013982
Let's be fair. While Gaara is actively antisocial, Hiki is just asocial.
>>
>>2013982

I quite like their dynamic too. This scene in particular got a hearty chuckle out of me:

> "Sand Burial Coffin." He says, finally putting the last bit of squeeze he needed. The Genin's entire body is crushed. Blood and gore shoot out form the giant clump of sand, a bit of it hitting you and Gaara in the process. You take a small look at him, noticing the small, twisted smile on his face. You can't help but smile as well. Yes, defeating such a dangerous foe does warrant a smile.

How can my Hiki possibly be this autistic?

...

Also, reading over Sinchu's segment with fresh eyes, I can't help but think that the anons may have prematurely jumped to conclusions about what BugGirl and Ko were doing...

Think about it, who takes their date to a strip-club in the red-light district? Seems more likely both of their clanheads wanted to sabotage Sinchu's mission, and chose Ko and BugGirl (I literally cannot remember her name) to carry it out...
>>
>>2013928
Our Seal Knowledge is Low. We've got a 1.5 Seal Knowledge and a 1 Genjutsu.
We are not good at anything that doesn't relate directly to punching or coating our fist in lightning then punching.
>>
>>2014111

First off, nice trips. Second, those can be remedied by training them with Susumu. Mainly seal knowledge because he's got that at a 5
>>
>>2014120
Or Taka.
>>
>>2014111

Taka is the seal specialist of our clan. Incidentally, he also has a pretty high Intelligence stat...
>>
Hopefully Anon-kun will pick up the art of iron puppets and make Konoha great again.
>>
>>2014122

Why not both?

>>2014128

>Taka
>Seal Knowledge 4

>Susumu
>Seal Knowledge 5

Read the fucking pastebin Ellipsesnon. It's not hard
>>
>>2014149
I hope we start using a bow.
>>
>>2014179
They'd basically be fucking ROBOTS! If that doesn't give you a boner then you're dead inside.

Crossbow would be a better choice, especially on an iron puppet.
>>
>>2014201

>Not considering a steam cannon in the theoretical Tetsu puppet

For shame anon, for shame
>>
>>2014240
We could use our Phoenix summons to provide the fire! And our Rabbit summons could work the controls of the larger models!
>>
>>2014246

Actually I've got a much better idea:

>Use iron manipulation on molten iron

I present to you anons: the liquid terminator puppet
>>
>>2014261
In the shape of a rabbit.
>>
>>2014268
That uses its ears to use bows.
>>
Question: Is the Tensu clan only able to manipulate Iron and derivatives of Iron?
>>
>>2014268
>>2014275

It seems you two miss Takeshi, are you feeling alright?
>>
>>2014289
My memes are from Shinobi Quest, since Wargle seems to be getting ready to run agin.
I can't wait to see that train wreck itself again.
>>
>>2014296
>agin
again
>>
>>2014278
Forbidden Clan Blood Jutsu is a thing and remember that as revenge Tesshin poisoned the Tetsu through the Iron in their blood. Giving them Heavy Metal Poisoning as a clan illness.
>>
>>2014296

So I've heard, should I go in there just to push for the baby eating options in the name of the Dark Gods?
>>
Tetsu Clan Kinjutsu thanks to the clan manipulation of Iron weaponry arts has always been quite popular along with the forging of high-quality armaments. So here are some basic Jutsu for it.

Iron Armor Jutsu
An unusual jutsu unique to the Tetsu Clan is the usage of Armor plating that serves almost like a second skin protecting the user providing them the ability to warp the Iron to form weapons as well as protection. Particularly popular modification being spikes to discourage the unarmed attackers and trick them into using weapons that the Tetsu can use against them. Very light to Tetsu user thanks to the Clan's Iron Control and animating so they hardly even feel it. However, experiments in armoring comrades who aren't from the Clan reveal the drawbacks using armor and they can't manipulate it to form into whatever they need.

Iron Shield Jutsu
A levitating shield of protection that moves to block attacks against the Tetsu or even their allies.

Iron Wall Jutsu
Self Explanatory basic Tetsu Jutsu.

Danger Dancing Jutsu
The animation of weapons that seem to move and attack of their own will. Very popular among Tetsu weapon users in order to attack with more weapons then what they can hold or throw normally.

Dancing Battlefield Jutsu
Causes all weapons in the battlefield to rise up and attack. Much more complex then the above Jutsu but also much more powerful.

Snake Chains Jutsu
'Living' chains into moving of their own will almost. Often used as a weapon or part of Clan Kinjutsu arts.

Spider Wire Jutsu
'Living' wire that animates and starts moving on its own. Commonly used to rapidly establish wire based traps or sneak up upon the enemy.

Tetsu Martial Arts unique to the Clan is the focus on turning the ENTIRE body into a weapon. They do not stress solely kicks or punches. Instead of a combination of using the entire body and turning the entire body into a weapon. Creating very vicious and highly unexpected attacks. Think Krav Maga but more manipulating the body into outright weapons.

There has long been inner Clan Rivalry over Clan members who prefer the use of weapons VS those who prefer to turn their entire body into a weapon instead.

Tetsu Medic-Nin Arts
Unfortunately thanks to the Infamous Traitor Doctor Iron Blood. Tetsu Medic Jutsu has greatly suffered a loss in popularity and usage as its commonly mistaken to be the Forbidden Clan Blood Jutsu which is false.
>>
>>2014362

You know, we need to come up with a name for the Tetsu traitor
>>
>>2014362
Besides the obvious lifelong goal of creating a cure or at the very least means of treatment for the Tetsu Clan curse. Tetsu Medic-Nin had other purposes as well. Taking advantage of their knowledge they came up with a number of ingenious Jutsu.

Tetsu Iron Flesh Jutsu
Turns all muscle and fat coated with iron. Greatly increasing defense, power, and durability. Sadly it is now uncommon in the Clan thanks to the detailed medical knowledge that is required in order to use it safely. Unlike the much more common Iron Skin.

Iron Bone Jutsu
Bone covered in Iron mostly used as a means of defense but it was actually developed to treat bone breaks or fractures within the Clan.

Iron Detox Jutsu
Taking advantage of the iron in the blood Tetsu Medic-Nin invented a rapid means of detox to flush out poisons within the bloodstream and particularly skilled users can even help purge the flesh and organs.

This Jutsu saved many lives and used in time can even halt poisoning. At worse it greatly slows down the effect of poisoning.

Shockwave Touch Jutsu
Described by suffers as somehow causing a disintegrating shockwave with even the slightest glancing touch. According to Tetsu Medic-Nin is actually the controlled use of a controlled pulse creating a shockwave upon even a glancing hit. Originally developed to disintegrate Tetsu Body Armor or normal weaponry in order to facilitate quicker treatment. Turned out it was equally devastating when used as a weapon.

Unique in that despite being a Tetsu invention Non-Clan members could also use it. Traditionally this was one of the Clan Jutsu reserved for those who married into the Clan and is a closely guarded secret for its terrifying yet stealthy power.

Blood Bandage Jutsu
A bizarre clan Jutsu that completely halts blood loss. Created by Doctor Iron Blood. Based off the original iron Bandage as a means of treatment and to save lives in the field.

Iron Bandage Jutsu
Covers wound in an iron coating to slow bleeding and infection. Usually created with the weapons that created said wounds.

Brain of Iron Jutsu
Invented by Tetsu Medic-Nin to protect against mind-altering effects. Truthfully it was developed to prevent Tesshin mind manipulation in the hope that it would prevent those who failed the test from going berserk/insane. Turned out it was better for other kinds mind tampering even if it did fail in stopping bloodlust. It was discovered that it could at least buy some time. Described as making your mind as solid and tough as a block of iron.

Described by those who try to break it through it like 'talking to an iron brick'. The Tetsu take this as a compliment and ignore the side effect of making one's mind as Thick as Iron. Some outsiders are convinced some members of the Clan are geniuses in using this Jutsu 24/7. Which is not usually meant as a compliment but they think it is.

>>2014435
I am personally a fan of Doctor Iron blood, but whatever that's not even his real name but just a fitting title.
>>
>>2014452

I've got a number of names

Ketsuki Tetsu
Iryokago Tetsu
Ōkuninushi Tetsu
>>
>>2014452
Maybe Doctor Bezeru (Bezoar), named after a gall stone that was once thought to have magic healing properties.
>>
I know we hate puppets but how's this for a Tetsu jutsu?
Using chakra strings to remotely manipulate a block of metal from a distance, basically making loads of little mini living metal golems on the fly (that can be superheated and explode from a distance)
>>
>>2014495

So like Deidara's explosive clay only it's with iron?
>>
>>2014530
I completly forgot about him, but yes.
>>
>>2014535

I sure do like that idea, maybe it's because I like Deidara somewhat
>>
>>2014452
Tetsu Bomb Arts
Ever since the Tetsu figured out that by putting too much chakra in iron makes it explode. There have been many developments in this field. The great struggle with it has been coming up with a means of allowing non Clan members to use Tetsu Bombs and to make bombs without Jutsu. A breakthrough was finally invented when it was discovered that injecting a non Tetsu Chakra into an Iron bomb causes the Chakra concealed inside to become unstable. However, this can be taken advantage of as a means of creating a 'trigger'. Thus allowing Tetsu Iron Bombs to be used by non Tetsu and it only required the Iron Bomb to be modified just a bit to work. Sadly this trick does not work on Iron Mines.

Sadly while making iron bombs is possible without Jutsu is it a tricky affair for the more complicated bombs. Most bombs created in the field have a rather short windup time before detonation however if created a bit more carefully. It was possible to attach a wire to create a means of trigger allowing for traps to be set up with bombs.

Tetsu Magnet Bomb Jutsu
Has both offensive and defense uses. from sending one out explosively block incoming weapons. To having it 'pursue' the enemy in explosive glory. Quickly became the most infamous Tetsu Bomb among unfortunate enemies.

Tetsu Jumping Mine Jutsu
By using one small trigger causes a much smaller detonation to launch the mine into the air before exploding.

Tetsu Seed Bomb Jutsu
One large bomb explodes and then the 'shrapnel' projectiles fired later explode as well. Tricky to make in the field under stress so generally Tetsu Clan members take a few with them before going on a mission.

Tetsu Super Iron Bomb Jutsu
Some Tetsus were not satisfied with the explosive potential of the original. So the goal to make a bigger boom was an early one. Finally, success was achieved when using Tetsu Chakra to 'reinforce' the Ironmaking it stronger, more supple, and tougher. After letting it settle and then reinforce it again. For each reinforcement allowed for more chakra to be stored before BOOM.

Thus Super Ion Bombs were created through the use of reinforced Tetsu Iron. Any Tetsu Bomb can be a potential Bomb+ but it requires reinforcing the Iron extensively making it difficult to create quickly in the field.

Tetsu Chain Arts
Many Tetsu Weapon users include chains for they are much easier to use than wire, increase adaptability, and the range of their weapons. Even Body Focused Tetsu find Chain Jutsus useful.

Chain Net Jutsu
Creates a chain net launched at the enemy. Common for Tetsu members to combine it with an element lightning being particularly common.

>>2014495
I always imagined Tetsu Puppet Users are fucking scary bastards because their puppets could easily be recreated from scratch, hijack your weapons, and detonated at will. Like goddamn talk about nightmares to deal with.
>>
>>2014553

And now with the Tetsu bombs I now want to see a Tetsu who just wants a quiet life
>>
>>2014553
I'd like to see a wandering Tetsu pupetmaster who puts on explosive puppet shows.
>>
>>2014597
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
>>
>>2014607

>Deidara and Sasori are fans of his
>>
>>2014597
>spoiler
Isn't that Suzu? She runs a bakery and only wants to take care of Taka and Hiki.
>>
>>2014553
Crap forgot a bomb.

Air Bomb Jutsu
Some Tetsu was pained by their inability to mine the sky itself. Until one day a Tetsu noticed a child's balloon...which gave them an idea. Tetsu Air Bombs balloon is not only highly sensitive to the changes in the air around them but with the slightest change they 'pop' with explosive consequences in addition to triggering the bomb beneath them.

Some Ingenius Tetsu also realized that but preventing the bomb below from exploding as well and allowing the balloons to float in the air it was possible to drop bombs from the sky above. This resulted in the creation of

Bombing Run Jutsu
Created by creating air bombs whose balloons pop and drop the bombs below them without causing them to explode as well.

back to the Chains...

World of Chains Jutsu
Creates an entire world of Chains to infest the battlefield. To capture, defend, or more. Very Adaptable if rather advanced Jutsu.

Chain Whirlpool Jutsu
Creating a whirlpool of chains as both offense, defense, and even transportation. Allowing a Tetsu to hang below it and be lifted up in the air.

Chain Shot Jutsu
Shoots out a chain with great force toward the target. Can be used to attack or just move quickly through the battlefield by hanging on tight. With practice possible to shoot multiple chains at once.

Burrowing Chains Jutsu
By moving the chains through the ground it becomes possible to allow them to attack from below or pursue those who flee through the ground.

Magnet Chain Jutsu
Originally created as a means to manipulate the chains attached to Tetsu weapons but if used on the enemy's weapons. Causes them to be attacked and wrapped up in chains. Potentially allowing the Tetsu to 'steal' them by pulling them back towards them or render it useless.

Chain Wrap Jutsu
Summons chains around the target popular being the neck and wrap then twist. Some crueler Tetsu prefer making the Chains sword chains so that they also cut.

Tetsu Wire Arts
While much more difficult to use then Chains there is no doubting their stealth nature. They are preferred by Tetsu who like finesse and stealth.

Tetsu Wire Net Jutsu
Meant to capture or kill if razor the enemy despite its size with care they can be surprisingly difficult to spot until its too late.

Wire Shot Jutsu
Very hard to spot and with practice multiple wires are easily possible. Not at all obvious and hence far more sinister.

Wire Storm Jutsu
Creates many wires that lash out seemingly at random but this is just a false front. There is actually an order to it as it results from creating Webs and then making them move together. Hence creating a 'storm' of doom. That is if its being used properly.

Improper Wire Storm Jutsu is chaotic as it name suggests a properly used Wire Storm is actually just multiple Wire Webs that is able to move in unison hence the difficulty and rarity of seeing a properly done Wire Storm Jutsu.
>>
>>2014311
They already decided to blindly follow Kaguya's bullshit. Can't get much worse than that.
>>
>>2014622

.....Please don't indirectly compare best girl to Kira anon
>>
>>2014623
A properly used Wire Storm are hence far more terrifying for it is a Web that moves.

Wired Ground Jutsu
Originally developed as stealthy means of scouting ahead. The wires travel through ground and emerge carefully hugging the ground. It allows the Tetsu to 'see' things through vibrations done through the wire. Difficult to understand at first but once you get the hang of it very enlightening.

With some slight work its possible to turn them into a trap and are hence popular by Tetsu trappers who use it as a means to both scout and help establish their traps.

Magnet Wire Jutsu
The stealthy cousin of Magnet Chain Jutsu. Often the enemy doesn't know that their weapon has been compromised until its too late. Very popular among Tetsu Puppet Master who use it to 'hijack' the weapons of their enemies.


I don't even know where to get started with Tetsu Kenjutsu or the details for the Body IS the Weapon Tetsu Jutsus.

Elemental Tetsu Jutsus I'll probably work on next. Fire is an obvious one being Molten or Red Hot. Lightning is too because Iron is such a splendid conductor of electricity.
>>
>>2014648
Was that a reference I didn't get or something?
>>
>>2014652
Yeah, he was making a JoJo reference.
Yoshikage Kira, dude's Stand is basically crazy ass bombs.
He just wants to live a quiet life.
Only problem is he's a murdering nutjob with a hand fetish.
>>
File: jjref.jpg (157 KB, 1280x720)
157 KB
157 KB JPG
>>2014652
>>
>>2014623

Forbidden Wire Jutsu: Human Puppetry: A forbidden jutsu that came to be by a Tetsu with a specialty in puppets and wire jutsu. The wires sink into a target and manipulating both the target's chakra and blood through the wiring in order to have control over the target
>>
>All those chain jutsus
If Scorpion ever tries to use his chains against a Tetsu, he is FUCKED.
>>
>>2013591
>nobody ever tried to create more NPC's for the OC clans.
We could make some OCs for Kori's household.
>>
>>2014664
Why not have an uncle who has a hairy chest and when he goes iron it works as steel wool. His nature is Lightning. His ultimate move is turning himself into an arcing, burning piece of awesomeness.
>>
File: OC DO NOT DOWNLOAD.png (26 KB, 152x218)
26 KB
26 KB PNG
>>2014674
Light orange hair, straight bangs, uses a mixture of bows and puppets with Phoenix summons. She comes from a poorer branch of the family, with a single mother. Her father died soon after she was born.

I'll call her Ikust.
>>
>>2014679

I don't think the Tetsu clan should get into a trademark lawsuit with the raikage
>>
>>2014679
http://basilisk.wikia.com/wiki/Nenki_Mino
http://basilisk.wikia.com/wiki/Yashamaru
>>
File: Spoiler Image (145 KB, 900x1080)
145 KB
145 KB JPG
>>2013591
>nobody ever tried to create more NPC's for the OC clans.
Should Sasu have a surly, one-armed, one-eyed older cousin? I think he should.
>>
>>2013591
Fine I suck at names though.

Tetsu Guard Twins Ko and Gu.

Two Chuunin who somehow never sleep or maybe they sleep while standing with their eyes open. Nobody can tell. Not actually Twins but ordinary brothers.

Both happen to have a knack for Genjutsu and Taijutsu. With one brother preferring kenjutsu and the other body=weapon type. They have long competed over which is superior. Both frequently make use of Iron Armor in order to make themselves look more bad ass and to allow one of them to secretly nap on the job.

Both have beds but never seem to use it.

Ko likes weapons and is a smith. Due to being 'home' so much accidentally got stuck with guard duties with his brother. Has taken to using Iron Clones to practice his smithing and run his shop Heavy Metal or take his place so he can attend to other matters. Actually, has a girlfriend who he regularly sneaks out to see. That nobody knows about since he's a lowly guard Chuunin who seemingly doesn't have the spare time to have one. Doesn't help he's real shy about it. Plus they never have seen her before and he doesn't talk about her.

Is actually an amazing Smith and he met his girlfriend when she wanted to find someone who could make the best sword for her. Is bored out of his mind but the Hokage tends to forget he exists due to not wanting to risk the life of the Village's best weapons maker on a mission.

Gu is his younger brother and prefers his martial arts. Loves making things explode but dreams about living a quiet life. Unlike his brother he actually loves guard duty because of how quiet and peaceful it is. Spends his spare time making Bombs through an Iron Clone that he never uses but insists other Clan Members have on them 'just in case'.

Supposedly Gu is banned from taking Missions from the Hokage due to causing far too many and such large explosions. Gu takes it as a compliment and was secretly his life's goal so he would be able to live a quiet life as a guard. He openly has a girlfriend who is a pyromaniac. He isn't allowed to bring her home anymore ever since she almost burn down the Elder's House when she helped cook(though she did make amazingly good food) and torched his weed farm.

'Tetsu Witch/Hag'
The sole remaining puppet master of the Tetsu. Used to be an extremely infamous ninja until she calmed down. Affectionally was known as Iron Mama among the Clan as she's the oldest living female clan member and has taken to mothering all the Clan Members and is the closest thing to a mother that many of them have left.

The Elder is scared of her due to distinctly remembering what she was like when they were younger. He notes that something changed which resulted in her calming down and settled down to raise the Clan Children. She now spends her spare time crafting puppets to sell and teaching Clan Jutsu.

Is actually married to an outsider Doctor and has children. Is next in line for the Elder should Susumu die and knows the Forbidden Clan Jutsu.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (177 KB, 501x498)
177 KB
177 KB PNG
>>2014720

You say that, I say a one-eyed uncle who forgoes the clan style of precision in favor of just fucking up everything in his path
>>
>>2014787
Why does every clan member have to be an ubercompetent ninja? Like, becoming a chunin is hard.
>>
>>2014808

You gotta be stronk to survive in the Tetsu clan. What with them having a deadly case of reverse anemia, you're either strong or omaewa mou shinderu.
>>
>>2014818
Being strong has nothing to do with having chunin know-how.
>>
>>2014833
>>2014808
Right? that's the whole reason i liked Taka, is because we did other stuff besides wrecking people in combat
>>
>>2014805
Nah, Kenny would have ditched the village YEARS ago to go find more exciting people to kill.
>>
So lets come up with a Tetsu who is a beast with iron chains, but keeps failing the chunin exams for reasons mostly beyond his control.
>One of his teammates opened the scroll and got disqualified
>Sneezed during the written exam and the proctor was an extra cunty germaphobe and kicked him out
>Got some banana-nut bread from Suzu for good luck, but turned out to be super allergic to it and had to go to the hospital
>His brother was on his death bed and he wanted to be there for him until the end.
>>
>>2014839
It's just kind of how the clan is, they're a melee orientated clan that thrives in war time, and being a chunin is a lot toufher than people like to give it credit for. Though I do feel like trying to force puppets in a clan famous for taijutsu oriented fighting can be a little annoying. Especially since it already branches out into a bunch of other stuff.
>>
>>2014787
Particularly infamous among the Hyuuga Clan for her repeatedly kicking many of their members' asses with her puppets whenever she finds out one the Tetsu was bullied by one of them. Is known to go on a rampage or officially accept missions when one of her 'babies' is in danger/wounded on the job.

Hokage tries hard to keep her on a leash but that often proves impossible when a mission goes wrong that a Tetsu is on. Which is generally the only thing that can make her 'come out of retirement'.

Is very sweet to Clan members but infamous outside the Clan for being an evil monstrous witch even in the village.

Mina Eis
Older sister to and was devastated by the news of her injury. Is a member of ANBU and wears a penguin mask. Used to be more laidback but is now obsessively training and or working to a degree that is making her Clan worried. Feels deeply guilty about what happened her little sister who she was supposed to protect.

Does not get along with Sinchu at all due to how many times he's hit on her and is why she avoids visiting the Tetsu. Does go to the Iron Buns Bakery regularly as she is old teammates with the owner.

Very skilled with Ice Jutsu, very fast, quite good at Ninjutsu, poor at taijutsu and skilled with hand seals. Prefers to use Ice Armor/weapons due to her poor taijutsu and her Ice is unusually strong/dark blue in color.

'Killer Hugs' Eis
A very friendly Eis Clan member whose touch is infamously cold and strangely quite a hot head which results in many duels. His hugs are said to kill and he is very strong and good at Taijutsu alarmingly strong using his freezing touch to cripple and slow the enemy. Is still a Chuunin but it won't be long before he makes Jounin despite his relatively young age. Prefers to grapple the enemy and freeze them into submission/death.

Bu 'the Sad Smiles Swordsman' Sokata
Member of ANBU and quite the depressed man. Is a genius albeit suicidally depressed swordsman who takes on the most difficult missions possible trying to kill himself. Sadly he has to succeed. Always has a sad smile on his face and sleepy eyes. Like he's trying to fall asleep and never wake up.

Wasn't always depressed but he's a widow, children died young, and all his friends perished during the war. Used to be known as the Smiling Swordsman for his cheerfulness. An extremely powerful ninja who nobody wants to fight as he doesn't hesitate at the thought of perishing with his enemy. Which has resulted in lots of scars over the years.

>>2014808
What those two guards aren't super bad ass they are only Chuunin. One of them who has a thing for explosions(hence why he got banned from mission taking by causing far too much collateral damage to an insane degree) and the other is a frigging smith.

They're honestly rather mediocre for Tetsu Ninja why else do you think they are stuck on guard duty?
>>
>>2014875
It could have developed for use by the more frail clan members, like Taka before he passed Tesshin's test.
>>
>>2014875
So you agree that just because people can kick ass don't make them chunin material?
>>
>>2014882
>What those two guards aren't super bad ass they are only Chuunin.
So many people die in the chunin exams you idiot, stop downplaying that ranking.
>>
>>2014674
Why did she make a cow contract? There is more art of her with hawks.
>>
>>2014884
Well no, even using just using chkra will put strain on a person, frail members like taka would probably die using puppet techniques anyway, especially when you need to move around anyway.
>>2014945
Of course, only am idiot would think otherwise. If anyone with some skill and cool jutsus could do it then everyone in canon would've become chunin the first time around. Plus as a chunim they expect you to actually put thought into your actions, and have the skill to make those plans happen, raw power will never let you elevate past genin, that's why mortality rates and overall failure is so high. You'd have to be one of those assholes that actually use the kages as a benchmark for competence level to think otherwise, which is absolutely retarded.
>>
>>2014970
And is Bebikau's name always going to be Babycow?
>>
>>2014972
I meant more like Tetsu's that were too weak to punch holes in people, but had the stamina and chakra to make a puppet punch holes in people. Pre-Tesshin Taka was a bad example, I admit. But post-Tesshin Taka could do it.
>>
How would you guys like to play tomorrow in....19 hours? That sounds aboutright.
>>
>>2014882
Sokata Aki aka 'Smiling Swordswoman'
Secret girlfriend to Gu and a Chuunin genius very cheerful swordswoman who had numerous difficulties in finding a sword strong enough to survive her strength which is how she met Gu. Is the niece of Bu and tries hard to cheer him up but fails every time. Secretly she is not a genius but had an amazing teacher from real early on and great physique. Until Bu took her under his wing when she was really little and taught her how to use the Sword.

Dreams that one day she can make Bu smile again and get back to being the Smiling Swordsman. Secretly the Clan believes the reason why Bu taught her was to pass on his legacy which included his old smiling mask.

The real reason why Bu taught Su was that her cheerfulness reminded him of himself when he was young and noticed she didn't know how to use her strength properly. He believed that she worthy for learning his 'best' sword style that he is no longer capable of performing due to his depression.

In terms of skill her greatest asset is her great physique and the fact she was taught the sword by a genius swordsman from when she was very young. Actual ninja skills besides Kenjutsu she is rather lacking which is something she has been working on.

Sokata Izumu and Eisaku

Twin swordsman Chuunin known as the Dueling Duo for their obsession with fighting each other and working together to fight the enemy. Have amazing teamwork but on their own, they have trouble. Usually found together dueling or picking fights with other ninjas for the sake of becoming stronger.

They both hate training but love fighting. Usually gone on missions together but when they are home and not recovering from their wounds. They go around picking fights instead of training like they should.

Both are skilled at Taijutsu and Kenjutsu.

Izumu is also good at Ninjutsu but poor in Genjutsu. Eisaku meanwhile is the opposite.

>>2014884
That was my original guess for frailer clan members. They wouldn't be able to do the Taijutsu route and I figured they would be the ones behind the Tetsu Puppet Masters.

>>2014948
I was downplaying the two guards. the only other Chuunin on that list is Killer Hugs Eis whose a beast in close quarters combat thanks to his unusual fighting style which is to use cold to slow down and cripple his enemy. He isn't a dumb Genin he has Jutsus for ranged and up close he brings to bear his unusual fighting style which requires smarts to use properly.

As for the two guards, they won't be weak given their Tetsu and they had years to practice. They aren't like the cousin who completed Tesshin's challenge and got the benefits. One of whom is a bomb expert and the other is a skilled smith. Both require smarts.

I doubt they are gonna get any screentime as guards. Which is why I gave them something to do besides...well nothing.

>>2014972
Not all of the sickly clan members are like Taka but they still wouldn't be fit enough for Taijutsu of the Healthier clan members.
>>
>>2014990
Just make the two guards Genin who are competing intensely for the affections of their girl teammate whenever they're on a mission.
>>
>>2014989
Find better references for our teammates please!
>>
>>2014970
>>2014981
It was a random animal generator thing I used, Cows came up.

And yes, it will be Bebikau forever. And ever.

Also since a lot of people are here.

What do you guys think about mixing up the Rolling System, again?

Like, instead of adding the bonuses, which would make everyone go for fucking Strength every time, I just adjust teh DC for each roll accordingly? So Hiki punching something has a lower DC than him trying to break out of a Genjutsu.

>>2014997
Tell ya' what, ya'll find me two pictures of how you want Kori and Sasu to look. Anon's choice. Cause I can't settle on anything.
>>
>>2014993
Moon himself said they were two Tetsu Chuunin for guards. Which is actually come to think of it the only reason I made them Chuunin. I then had to come up with a reason why they are the ones stuck on guard duty and not outside doing missions for the Clan. Despite the Clan being broke.

One of them being a collateral destroying nightmare and the other being a skilled smith given the Tetsu gift for iron made the most sense. Plus its fitting.

>>2014999
Think of it like this Moon. The enemy KNOWS getting close to Hiki is a fucking TERRIBLE idea because he's a CQC nightmare. So WHY in the world is the enemy going to fight him on HIS best playground instead of theirs?

Make anons regret his low speed and lack of Jutsu throwing.
>>
>>2014999
I personally prefer an "objective" dc which is determined by how good the plan is, and then a stat based modifier. Said modifier can be reduced by circumstances as well.
>>
>>2014989
Just don't be a cock tease and delay the third round with Susumu doing weird weed jutsu shit.

Shame on the anons who would weaponize a herb that brings peace and mild hunger to those who use it.
>>
>>2015008
Susumu's gotta' deal with the fallout of what happened at Da' Club last night.

Do you have any idea how often he has to pay for damages because of Sinchu?

Not often but still.
>>
>>2015011
I don't come to these threads to read about old people dealing with consequences, I come to read about a super autist fighting and befriending other autists!

Well however you start the next session, at least it'll be funny to read. Love ya Moon.
>>
File: horny girl.jpg (178 KB, 650x829)
178 KB
178 KB JPG
>>2014999
>how you want Kori to look
Cow contractors oughta have horns.
>>
>>2015025
That's a lot of breast meat for a 13 year old.
>>
>>2015029
Just like pappy used to say, Cow contractors oughta have MEAT
>>
>>2014999
>>2015005
This is what I prefer too. If you want to experiment go ahead though.

Just no more bo5 d20s pls.
>>
>>2014999
As for Sasu, maybe the kid from Peace Maker Kurogane and then Kenshin when he's older.
>>
>>2015029
>13 year old.
When is the average age of graduation for the academy, and how long have we been a genin?
>>
>>2015055
Also, I can't keep track of all these names that begin with S.
>>
>>2015034
>>2015025
Dam she even has a very look alike 'helmet' that Kori was using when we first meet Kori's character.
>>
>>2014993
Fine some Genin just for you anon!

Sekine Zul formerly and currently Tetsu Zul aka Creepy Demon or simply 'Zulmon'
A Tetsu Clan Member whose Mother was Tetsu who married outside the Clan. When she died from Clan Curse and his father too while on a mission. He was adopted back into the Clan. Zul was thus an orphan and the second most unhealthy Clan member. He was always sickly but unexpectedly he managed to graduate from the Ninja Academy and became a Genin. Zul was quite unpopular due to his poor health which due to him not always being stuck in the hospital reminded the Clan too much of what awaited them all. While at the same time he was too sickly to be able to play much with other kids and he stayed out of the hospital as much as possible for two reasons.

1 he was painfully aware of how expensive it was.

2 for the same reason why he insisted on becoming a Ninja.

Sekine Zul was the first who honestly encouraged Taka to become a Ninja and was the one who first taught him hand seals even secretly some of the Clan Jutsu. He unlike most of the clan visited him quite often. Taka was always confused about why Zul had such a bad rep despite being such a nice guy. For Fun Zul would often come up with ingenious pranks and traps for people for his own amusement. He, unlike Naruto, never got caught despite strong suspicions. He was a surprisingly fast child and knew how to get away safely before his stamina crashed. Otherwise, he spent his time studying and what little stamina he had on speed training.

Zul went out of his way to visit Taka and was the only one who honestly encouraged him to be a Ninja. He was even the first one who taught taka hand seals and secretly even Clan Jutsu. Zul's Ninja training was thus rather unstable and honestly poorly in certain parts done due to his poor health. He barely graduated the Academy due to it and mostly due to his smarts/willpower. Along with expertly using what little stamina he had to pass the others. His Genin training also was mixed. He didn't have the stamina to do much of the typical ninja training at all. Instead, Zul was largely left alone to pursue his own training. Alone.

Which by that time he was used to. Gul spent what little stamina he had on pursuing some strength and mostly Speed. He was downright terrible at Taijutsu despite being a Tetsu. He ended up approaching the Clan for Clan Arts despite knowing he wasn't fit for Taijutsu. Originally to be a Medic-Nin but after being turned down by the Elder due to him being reminded of Doctor Iron Blood except much more sickly. Zul thus had to settle for Tetsu Puppet Arts under the Clan's sole remaining Puppet Master.

His team was two boys and one girl. Whom they both had a crush on. Zul still chose to ignore her due to the knowledge of his appearance. Which due to his poor health resulted in his sunken eyes, bony body, and a peculiar mask to help with his breathing. Not to mention he was a creepy nerd who didn't have long to live.
>>
>>2015106
Stop ripping off Taka.
>>
>>2015106
This didn't mean the other boy felt the same way despite him having a great advantage due to his coolness and not having a short lifespan. Instead, he fiercely targeted Zul forcing him to fight back. Zul despite his poor health and restricted training still proved a fierce fighter. For one very simple reason.

He was a tricky cheating cruel demon.

Nothing was too low for him and he loved traps. He especially fell in love with psychological warfare. Not even Genjutsu was enough to satisfy his love for it as he wanted it to be more...real. Not just an illusion. That didn't mean he still didn't use it. He set up traps, often Wire Jutsu, Bombs, and puppets to fight. He was a fantastic tactician which he used in his traps and his 'pieces' aka puppets/teammates.

He often proved the victor in those spars.

While he was excellent with hand seals he was surprisingly average at ninjutsu often relying upon his Hand Seals to boost him up. Sadly Zul missed the Chuunin exam this year due to his poor health when it suddenly acted up. In training, he often goes 'hunting' in the forest of death/other wild places and practices his manipulation fo the battlefield and trapping. Otherwise, at the village, he focuses on speed his special arts first along with Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, Speed, Strength, and last stamina are his focuses by order.

Sadly he missed the chuunin exams due to his poor health suddenly acting up.

Mashiro Eis
Zul's rival and the cool kid. Who of course just had to be both handsome and a genius. Was very popular among all the girls. Unexpectedly he met his match on his Genin team in the form of Zul. Who was infamous just as he was famous. Who was weak when he was strong. Who was unpopular as he was popular. Who was poorly charismatic as he was charismatic. Short as he was tall.

In short, they were opposites.

The problem has he often kicked his ass in a fight by being a sneaky, dirty fighting, cheap hitting, and tricky asshole of a demon. Much to his rage he often lost against him and many of his key ninja skills he even sucked at!

All in all, it was infuriating but luckily for him he was going to get the girl.

In terms of skill he is best at Ninjutsu and then Genjutsu. His weakness with Taijutsu has inspired him to focus on it for training While trying his best to make his body the best it can be in a largely balanced direction with focus towards speed and stamina more than strength. As he relies upon his skill and Jutsus over fighting the enemy directly.

Missed the Chuunin Exams thanks to Zul and is quite pissed about it.

Sokata Kiyo
A Genin training to be a Medic-Nin and swordswoman. Was inspired to become a Medic-nin when she discovered that a big part of it medicine was cutting people open while they were still alive. That was when she fell in love with the profession and made her wonder why there are so few like her.

>>2015108
He's practically the opposite of Taka. Especially now that Taka got healthy.
>>
Chakra Control Exercise!
>>
>>2015108

Can you NEVER be satisfied?

>THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GENIN
>Anon makes some Tetsu genin for you
>ONE OF THEM IS SICK SO HE'S LIKE TAKA, STOP RIPPING HIM OFF

Motherfucker can you PLEASE just shut up? He doesn't have to suck your dick like his life depends on it, so would you kindly stop being an asshole who wants to "balance" out the clan who's specialty is being fighters. Jesus Christ. With everything the anon's done you STILL bitch and moan? Fuck off, just fuck off
>>
>>2015147
Our specialty is being fighters, does that mean everyone fits into the clan's specialty? No! Does that mean the clan's specialty fits into the life of a ninja? No!
>>
>>2015152
To illustrate my point,
>>
>>2015152

Believe me, it's something that I can understand. You don't have to go about it being an asshole. So calm down and shut up, would you kindly Jack?
>>
>>2015157
I don't believe it.
>>
Can Pain give a Rinnegan to Deku?
>>
>>2015119
As such, she trains hard and her sword expertise has greatly increased. Mostly due to her now knowing the exact weak spots on the human body. She finds it difficult to balance her Medic-Nin, Ninja, and Sword training together. Yet unexpectedly Zul the weirdo actually had a solution for it in terms of organizing her training. As Zul himself practices quite a few different things and more importantly his health is poor enough. That he is forced to be extremely efficient with his time before he crashes.

She finds it difficult to understand why Mashiro the popular guy likes her given his superior options and is unsure of how to react to it. Instead, she plays dumb. Zul meanwhile seems to not have any interest in her which is a relief so she doesn't have to deal with both her teammates having a crush on her.

In her Clan, Kiyo's status is rising not due to her increased sword skill but rather its accuracy in targeting the weak spots in the human body. Of her team, her accuracy is the best. Mashiro is the strongest fighter and Zul is the trickiest. She is currently trying to figure out how to better assimilate her clan techniques with medic-nin training. Has made some progress mostly in the part of surgery she's made the most progress.

She is confident that once she firm grip of her new sword style and has a decent grasp of being Medic-Nin she can pass the Chuunin exams with flying colors. With which teammate she prefers to work with if its just training it would be Mashiro but if it's a real fight she would choose Zul. For he's the one most likely to survive just fine.

In terms of combat their team has Zul hang back and set up the battlefield with his tricks as well as offer support. Mashiro goes directly for the enemy and Kiyo provides him with backup. For a Genin team they are rather decent but only become strong should Zul have the time to work his magic.

Zul, when given time, is a terrifying enemy. As he establishes his bombs, wires, and other booby traps. Quite quickly to ever since he started using puppets to help set traps. Mashiro meanwhile is rather the opposite. As his stamina and Chakra depletes but the way Zul likes to fight is meant to keep chakra usage to a minimum. Thus he packs carefully and can quickly summon what he needs.
>>
>>2015157
Go look up some South Star techniques for us to use.
>>
>>2015138
So that's how Tsunade trained Shizune
>>
Possible characters.

>Tetsu Sakimi

Perhaps the oldest living Tetsu, and a notorious missing nin Sakimi is 67 years old.

An accomplished painter, medical Nin, poet, dancer, and cook Sakimi is outright terrible at fighting and always has been.

She swore very early in her life that she would never use her clans cursed techniques. Determined to live a long and full life Sakimi devoted herself to the goal of being the best wife she could possibly be.

Her dreams were crushed when after many attempts she was unable to conceive a child with her spouse. Embittered and now viewed as worthless by her clan Sakimi quietly left.

Since then she has been a reoccurring thorn in the side of their reputation and is wanted in nearly every country. Not for murder or theft or any such crimes.

Sakimi is a master at Non ocular Genjutsu, specifically illusions dependent on painting or cosmetics. She is also a terrible hedonist whose affairs and trysts are both legendary and mortifying.

Particularly damning is her habit of finding young betrothed men and replacing their fiancées with herself. Sakimi will often take the young couples wedding night as her own and sometimes weeks or months of their married life thereafter.

She has left a string of resentment across the land from men who have been made fool of either publicly or privately.

Some particularly bad “husbands” have been placed in truly mortifying positions via Genjutsu and substitution jutsu. Not least of which was a man from the Mist who discovered that for a week he had been fucking a potato in the middle of town instead of his wife at home.

In combat Sakimi makes nigh constant and complicated use of substitution ninjutsu, as well as various Genjutsu tricks to escape. She hates a straight up fight and will do everything she can to avoid one.
>>
>>2014855
So either a missing nin or an allowed training trip. Either way would be cool to see.
>>
>>2015060
12 is the average, and it's been a few months. She's probably just the oldest so she turned 12 before Hiki and Sasu.
>>
>>2015383
I'm sorry but I can't agree with some stuff for this character. First off, the idea of being considered worthless by the clan makes no sense because the foremost aspect of the clan is family love and loyalty, it wouldn't make sense for the other members to ostracize her over being barren when the majority die super early or on missions without even leaving kids behind anyway. Also I'd rather keep the missing nin numbers in the clan down to the one blood med nin, Tetsus are both small and extremely loyal to one another so it would make sense for them to have a nearly non-existent number of missing nin.
>>
>>2014985
But why though, I feel like anons are always just trying to fit puppets into every naruto quest no matter what. It's just silly, the tetsu have their thing plus a bunch more, there's no need to add even further.
>>
>>2015451
Maybe Susumus Grandfather was a gigantic asshole.

And considering the wars going on around that time a Tetsu who refused to fight would be bad enough. But one who refused to fight, can’t bear any children, refuses to take any work because her life goals have been shattered? The Tetsu have always been front line fighters, the clan hasn’t traditionally embraced spying, recon work, yknow... Hyūga work. And that’s the only type of work Sakimi was really comfortable with.

Perhaps worthless is a strong term, but it’s likely that harsh words were said behind closed doors. Of course the Elder at the time likely didn’t realize he was saying them directly to Sakimi.

So rather than sitting around waiting to be made useful, she decided to leave and live her life however she damn well pleased. Doesn’t mean the Tetsu aren’t still all about family, just means they expect that to go both ways. Especially in the old days.
>>
>>2015462
I'm sorry but I just don't see it, they weren't even willing to sacrifice a single person to appease their war god, yet one guy just happened to be enough of an asshole and the rest of the clan was ok with it? If I end up in the minority then fine but it just doesn't make any sense considering the dynamic of the clan so far. Plus yeah, they're specialiy is taijutsu but that doesn't mean they're not still ninja. Just not being a frontline fighter won't mean they'd consider you useless and unneeded. Sinchu and Hiki have shown they can use their jutsu for ambushes and assassination work. So it just doesn't make sense to me, sorry.
>>
>>2015466
I agree
>>2015383
not a fan of this concept
>>
>>2015466
It one thing not to be a front line fighter, it’s quite another not to take any ninja work because you hate fighting people.

And it’s not like the guy came out and said, “bitch better be useful or you can get the fuck out”

The implication is that Sakimi disguised herself and asked a somewhat drunk clan elder what he was going to do about “that poor girl” only to be horrified when he went off on a Sinchu tier tirade about how much money the clan needed and how she needed to nut up and kill some bastards.

If you’ve ever heard a drunk guy ranting about shit you know it’s not always true shit, and often more hurtful than intended.

>>2015469
But hey, just spitballing concepts
>>
>>2015445
Probably full blown Missing.
Kenny would fit right in, in some other villages but he's a touch too kill-crazy to fit in with the rest of Konoha.
>>
>>2015650
>Inb4 moon adds in an extra akatski two man squad with kenny and tetsu missingnin
>>
>>2015698

>Fighting Kenny and Orochimaru's fan boy

Oh Jesus merciful almighty fuck
>>
>>2015704
nah, kenny is a badass, but far from unbeatable.

ignoring Kibos bullshit wanking of him.

which was bullshit. His fight against ImaginationSternritter was cool bit made around zero sense. Kenny basically works on pure shonen rule of cool.
>>
>>2015710
He's a face tank. This carries the appropriate strengths and weaknesses, once you skip the rule of cool. He's neither useless nor invincible
>>
>>2015721

To me whenever you take away Kenpachi's rule of cool bullshittery power. He's in a weird Goldilocks zone of power where he's not weak enough or strong enough
>>
>>2015710
Though that would still be a pretty scary match up, an uber stronger swordsman that will keep fighting no matter how bad you hit him and an equally uberstrong taijutsu bloodbending pseudo-vampire that can heal. That's fucking terrifying. I also think of the medical missing nin we talked about like alucard cause fuck it
forbidden tetsu blood medical jutsu ---> tetsu vampiric blood techniques
with iron fangs to replace his bad iron filled blood and even infuse it in others. A little silly admittedly but why not right?
>>
>>2014999
Essentially that's what Stat Bonuses are. They modify the DC, except it's after the fact.
If we have a +20 on a DC 80, we really only need to hit 60.

Besides, the d100 DCs can already be a pain in the butt, since we have trouble hitting the higher ones already.
>>
A big thing this quest has over Laze's is character interactions, every single one of them is great.
>>
>>2015814
>we have trouble hitting the higher ones
With best of 5, we should be hitting ~70 or higher on most rolls, anon.
>>
>>2015940
>should
We may be on /qst/, but we still have the /tg/ dice.
>>
>>2015951
Exceppt I'd rather have the risk of failure actually be a thing than have the DCs so low we can't lose.
Despite everybody bitching about the dice, we honestly succeed far more than we fail.
We handed pedosnake his own ass with those dice, and those DCs.
>>
>>2015972

That's why nat1s exist anon, in fact last thread we got bit by snek because the nigger Ellipsesnon rolled a 1
>>
>>2015972
This

we've been doing great I think the current system serves well
>>
Iron puppets would be cool as hell and anybody who says they're not are wrong.

Seals would be fine too.
>>
Used-to-have-aids-bro needs to get into sound based genjutsu

>Go full iron
>Smacks himself rhythmically to induce different genjutsu on enemies
>The Konoha Gong
>>
>>2016024

So be like Kin?
>>
>>2016028
Yeah similar to the sound jutsu peeps
>>
>>2016036

While I would say I don't want to get into a trademark battle. Fuck Orochimaru
>>
>>2016016
Puppets are not cool and you know it Anon.

Taka should become an expert in the sealing arts hes got the stats for it.
>>
>>2016068
Agree. Sealling jutsus are op and extremely usefull. I can easily see Taka becoming a barrier specialist
>>
>>2016068
Puppets are way cool

Just not as easily applied to an MC however
>>
>>2015979
A ONE PERCENT chance of failure is statistically negligible.
Anydice breaks when you try to do best of five 1d100, but at best of four, more than half of results will be above 85.
>but muh /tg/ dice meme
Nobody cares. The DCs are fine. Some of us actually like seeing characters overcome some god damn challenges, rather than always fucking winning.
And as for your little feud with the ellipses guy, at least he's not a fucking attention whore who namefags for no reason.
>>
>>2016083
This I can agree with. I don't really have anything against puppets I just don't see them fiting Taka or thr clan
>>
>>2016088

I'm running a quest you cunt. At least I'm not some faggot who thinks just having a different style of messaging than everyone else is better than namefagging
>>
>>2016095
Is it THIS Quest?
No?
Then kindly go fuck yourself.
>>
>>2016095
What quest?
Depending on which one it may completely go against you here
>>
>>2016104
It's the hellsing quest
>>
Hey, so unlike a lot of other quests, this one has a ton of good on and off sessions. Because of that the discord doesn't get used as much besides minor stuff. A bunch of ended up having some good discussion earlier though and since a lot of anons like to throw around ideas, a few of us thought it'd be a good idea to post screen shots so that no one can complain about being out of the loop or discussing quest stuff off the board. Just give me a bit to post them.
>>
>>2016150
Or maybe the faggots in Discord can bring their conversation here so everyone can join in instead of keeping it inside their little hugbox.
>>
>>2016097

Done more than what you have anon, you just got here and so far you've just done nothing but talk about wanting a challenge and calling me an attention whore because I namefag? Aren't you just the greatest contributor to the quest, should I get on my hands and knees right now and suck your dick for everything you've done? Really work the shaft and balls for you anon?

>>2016156

Or maybe you can swallow your pride and join it
>>
>>2016156
>Gee its not like literally anybody could go on discord
>>
>>2016156
>hey anons, we're going to post screenshots so that everyone is in the conversation
>"or you could stop being a faggot and have everyone join in the conversation"
Uh, ok, well don't worry I'm posting in a sec.
>>
>>2016156
Or maybe you could stop being a lazy faggot and get on discord.
>https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>>
>>2016088
There's a filter list for namefags on the QTG if you're interested. Need 4chan X though.
>>
>>2016168
No.
You should pack away your fucking EGO and realize that you. Don't. Matter.
It's not your Quest. You're not a drawfag.
So post as anon like EVERYBODY THE FUCK ELSE, instead of leaving your identity on because you think you're special and deserve some sort of recognition.
>you just got here
Been in every thread, faglord. Just haben't felt the need to advertise who I am, on an ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD.
>>
>>2016194

Hmmm, not sure if you're someone who's posted in here already who's just on their phone now or not
>>
>>2016168
To be fair although your a quest runner it doesnt really mean anything unless its a similar quest ie Naruto or its that mega huge hot shit
>>
>>2016188
I'd rather not join a cancer-ridden circlejerk, thanks.

Offsite places to discuss quests should be banned.
>>
>>2016202
I don't post a lot. First post this thread, but participated in the others. I rolled the 1 for Sinchu's first attempt at romancing Hotaru.
>>
>>2016194
IIRC it hides ever post replying to them though. And ever post replying to the replies.
>>
>>2016200

Your screeching is making me deaf, my ego you say? I'm not going around on this saying that my quest is the greatest thing since Jesus himself. I'm not some prick who will just show up into quests just to be an asshole and ruin someone's deal, I participate just like everyone else. I don't have to have my name be anonymous to do that.

I can namefag should I chose to, does that give me an ego? No it doesn't. Does it mean I'm special? No. Does it mean I deserve recognition? No. It doesn't matter at all. If I don't matter it means just the same for YOU. Do you honestly think that calling me out for something I do as minimal as namefagging makes you better than me? That it makes you some sort of shining example of how to post? You say I have an ego? Take a look right into the mirror anon

>>2016220

>Offsite places to discuss quests should be banned.

Oh for fuck's sake, is it you again? Are you the anon who went on a tangent about how shit like twitter and discord shouldn't be something that's allowed?

>>2016221
>>2016227

First off, I'm sorry you ended up rolling that. Secondly, looks like you got a partial double post
>>
>>2016253
There's a setting to show replies but with a line through the backlink.
>>
>>2016257
All you being a namefag means is that when you talk shit it can be connected to you inbetween threads and thats why you get shit on

Honestly never paid attention to you before so not sure if thats whats happening but thats mostly why people hate namefags, because they would hate you as anon and now they know who you are
>>
>>2016267

I don't blame you, for not exactly paying attention to me. And I know what you mean for the first part, I've had one anon randomly show up into different quests I take part in. Recently in Quirkless Quest, just told me my taste is shit and disappeared into the night
>>
>>2016276
>just told me my taste is shit and disappeared into the night
Who's your waifu?
>>
>>2016278

It wasn't over a waifu in this case, it's taste in villains
>>
>>2016257
>Are you the anon who went on a tangent about how shit like twitter and discord shouldn't be something that's allowed?

From Icarus right? It's funny cause I actually thought the same thing.

But seriously guys, let's cool down, this is a dumb argument.
>>
>>2016257
>Oh for fuck's sake, is it you again? Are you the anon who went on a tangent about how shit like twitter and discord shouldn't be something that's allowed?

No, but I am someone who despises quest discords.

There is absolutely no reason to ever use a discord for a quest and cut out a majority of players from the discussion. Especially when there's an active fucking thread when you're shilling it.
>>
>>2016301
>There is absolutely no reason to ever use a discord for a quest

I can think in a few reasons. And as i was thinking in then i realized they only apply to boards were the thread creations are constantly being created.

Fortunantly qst is a slow board were a thread can still be around after a full weak of inactivity ( as see by the Hero Academy Quest).
>>
>>2016301
Oh hey it’s you again, hey man.

But seriously having seen the difference between discord and nondiscord Quests there is a lot of off topic shit that gets discussed that has no place shitting up a thread.

Try reading the autistic mess that is Fallout New Vegas. It’s nigh impossible.

A discord neatly contains all the off topic rambling, autistic screeching, and strange fetishy fan theories. And that makes it easier to read a QMs posts both in thread and in archive. In turn this lowers the barrier of entry for new players.

So while you may not like it, it is on the whole useful.
>>
>>2016404
>And that makes it easier to read a QMs posts both in thread and in archive
Not really. ctrl+f the QM's trip (or full name if they don't have a trip) and you can literally skip past all the posts he doesn't make.
>>
>>2016404
And I've seen quests where discords encouraged a clique-ish mindset among the participants, and sometimes even have the QM post important setting information exclusively on the discord, leaving the rest of the players with only half the information they should have.

Besides, Shitposting can easily be circumvented by just skipping over it.
>>
Moon here, obviously, and I don't care what you guys use to talk about the Quest. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Myspace, Discord, Gmail, Your Momma's ass, Your Daddy's ass, My ass, or even telepathy. It's all good.

Also goddamn, bump limit already reached.

Gonna' have a new session in like two hours, probably gonna' start a new thread. Most likely.

Also archived this thread, make sure you vote because that's your god given right as a red blooded person of non-descript appearance.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
>>
>>2016446
I'd never give specific info to only the Discord. It's just there because somebody wanted to set it up, and I prefer Discord to everything besides the actual Thread.

Thread comes first, always.
>>
>>2016453
>probably gonna' start a new thread. Most likely
We're on page 2, this thread still has 4 or 5 days left in it.
>>
>>2016461
If that's what at least 5 anons want, I'll stick with this thread.

Just thought I'd do that since damn, we filled it up quick.

Oh well, btw what's everyone want Susumu to be doing right about now?
>>
>>2016470
I mean, you can if you want. But Thread 4 only just reached page 10.
>>
>>2016470
Meh, let's just make a fresh one if that's ok with everyone
>>
>>2016470

Susumu is mire than likely alternating between paranoia and anxiety with Inoichi and whatecerShikamaru'sdad'snameis along with Choji's dad trying to calm him down

As for a new thread, eh I don't mind either way if there's a new thread or we still use this one
>>
>>2016470
I wanna play as Suzu, it's a Sasukefest rn
>>
>>2016470
Susumu is dealing with the aftermath of having Sinchu take care of the noble, whatever that may be.

As for a new thread, I don't really care either way.
>>
>>2016718

Support...
>>
>>2016718

Support
>>
>>2016470

Also, yeah. Ride this thread down for a while. You could potentially get two or three more sessions into this thread...
>>
>>2016470
>>2016882

Agreed no need for new thread, pretty sure last thread is still up too
>>
Session's starting in 10 guys
>>
>>2016706
Pleeeeease, I wanna make some breads as big sis.
>>
File: giphy[1].gif (684 KB, 500x373)
684 KB
684 KB GIF
>You are Susumu
>And you are NOT old.

"Yes. Yes I understand. No, no I don't see how a table through the wall isn't covered by insurance either, you'd think the Hokage would've done something about that, you know if not for the loads of other stuff....no I'm not being sarcastic, I swear." You gently snip off a branch of your bonsai tree, the little clippers in your hand the only thing you're really allowed to squeeze right now, given how royally pissed off you are.

In what world did you think it would be a good idea to let Sinchu handle the Noble for a bit? Had you gone mad?! The only reason you didn't ask Suzu to do it was because you didn't want another Lantern Festival incident on your hands. You shudder. "Hmm? No, just a bit of a draft is all. Yes yes, alright listen I'll have the money for the repairs sent over some time this afternoon alright? Mmmhmm....oh you better believe his ass is banned." You hang up the phone, looking over your bonsai tree one more time before letting out a disgruntled sound.

You get up, stretching your limbs a bit before heading over to the bookcase, removing your signed copy of Icha Icha Tactics and pulling out the, ahem, herbs you keep hidden there. "Gonna' need this, that's for sure." Just before you can get your toke on, you hear the front gate bell ring. Weird, usually people just walk right on in.

You roll your eyes, stuffing the baggie into your pocket before heading outside, seeing what all the ruckus is about.

You immediately regret this.

"Susumu," Choza says, looking worried as the heads of the Yamanaka, Nara, Aburame, and Inuzuka Clans all stare daggers in your direction from behind him. "The Clan Heads and I were wondering-"

Tsume cuts Choza off, shoving her hand in his face and pushing the larger man aside as she points an accusing finger at you. "What's the big fucking idea Susumu?! From what I hear you got your nephew running around telling people that the Inuzuka are run by actual dogs!"

"And what's this I hear about the me apparently being female?" Shibi says, arms crossed as he stares at you from behind his glasses.

You scratch the back of your head, silently vowing to kill Sinchu when you get your hands on him. Then you frown at Inoichi. "Inoichi, what are you here for? Last I checked Sinchu hadn't said anything about the Yamanka Clan?"

Inoichi nods, crossing his arms and looking mad. "That's right! How come the Yamanka's are the only one's not having insane rumors spilled about them?!" Everyone sort of just turns and stares at him, the blonde haired Shinobi eventually looking embarrassed. "I'm just saying, everyone else got cool stuff said about them."

>How do you deal with this?
>>
>>2016919
>10 minutes pass

Moon is dead, abandon all hope.
>>
>>2016975
sigh, ignore them and just head back inside.
>>
>>2016975

Head back in

Contemplate killing Sinchu
>>
>>2016975
>Hey, it's better than the Noble thinking there are actually important secrets and coming back to try again. I can say for sure I'm not doing this again, so that asshole Hyuga would try and force it on one of you. Plus the last time I checked, misdirection is important to any ninja.
>>
>>2016975
>"He wanted clan secrets, so we gave him them. This is what you get for pushing this on me."
>>
>>2016994

Actually I'll back this
>>
>>2016994
Looking like this wins.

Writing.

Also good lord Sinchu, what the fuck?
>>
>>2016975
>Hey now, because of sinchu, a bunch of idiots are gonna start trying to eat iron thinking it's how our clan's jutsu work, we all got mesed with. Besides, were ninja, misinformation on our clan's abilities is always a boon, it means easier to exploit enemies and the noble is leaving happy, so what's the problem here?
>>
>>2016975
"Well now you know that the Noble is a blabbermouth and believes incredibly stupid shit. If it makes you feel any better, you could slip him some 'secrets' about us."

Slip to the noble about how the Yamanka clan are descended from psychic space aliens and are the only thing keeping the moon from crashing into the earth. Inoichi is a bro and deserves the best bullshit we can make up.
>>
>>2017017

Damn Should have gotten here sooner...

> "I don't know what to tell you guys. You should probably take this up with 'Clanhead Sinchu'. I'm just his right-hand-man, apparently."
>>
>>2017018
Support
>>
>>2016975
>Wide eyes, toke.
>"Wait, you mean to tell me the rumors aren't true?"
>"Pssh, the Yamanaka clan's already cool in my book."
>>
File: latest[1].png (1.04 MB, 1475x1080)
1.04 MB
1.04 MB PNG
"Hey, HEY!" You shout, getting the other Clan Heads to finally shut up. Well, except for Tsume, she just punches you in the gut, but at least she's quiet. "First, ow, second, isn't this better than actually having the Noble learn actual Clan secrets? That was kind of the whole damn point of this thing in the first place, wasn't it?"

"Not if it means people think I'm an actual bitch Susumu!" Tsume yells. You...you fight the urge to make a reply to that, as does everybody else in the courtyard. Yeesh.

"Look, I don't wanna' do this anymore than the rest of you, but Hiashi pinned this shit on me, so I'm dealing with it the best way I can."

"You didn't even consider us faking your death, did you!" Inoichi shouts, earning a glare from you and some confused stares from the others.

Choza steps forward. "Alright everyone calm down, it's not Susumu's fault that Sinchu's spouting all this nonsense." Choza grins. "I mean, it's not like he actually told Sinchu to watch after the Noble, right?" He turns around, noticing the embarrassed expression on your face. "...oh come on Susumu, I went up to bat for you."

This couldn't possibly get any worse.

"'Sup bitches!" Oh god it got worse! You watch as a clearly wasted Sinchu and the Noble walk through the front gates, stopping in their tracks as they notice everyone. "Oh shit I didn't forget Suzu's birthday again did I?"

Tsume steps forward, grabbing Sinchu by the collar and lifting him up into the air the only way a Inuzuka woman could. "You little shit! Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused all of us?!"

"Uhhhhhh." Sinchu says.

"Ohhhhh, it's the doggy woman." The Noble says, drunkenly stepping forward and smiling up at Tsume. Oh no. "Who's a good doggy?" You watch in silent, abject horror as the Nobles hand slowly reaches up. Beside you Choza widens his eyes, and even Shibi's normally cool stare is ruined when his sunglasses fall off. Inoichi looks like he's about to vomit, Shikaku is already climbing over the compound wall. Then, it happens.

The noble pats Tsume's head.

"EVERYBODY RUN!" You shout, grabbing the Noble as you and the other Clan Heads make a break for it. The megaton hatred pouring out of Tsume is enough to turn the grass a sickly, dead brown color, the birds and other critters are already running away, because they know better.

Sinchu is still in her grasp though, and no matter how much you hate the little shit right now, you can't just leave him to this fate.
...
...can you?
>Hmmm?
>Waht do?
>>
>>2017059
This is gonna be hard, but do a super fast switcheroo with the substitution jutsu to save Sinchu.
>>
>>2017059
>Yeah, yeah I can.
>>
>>2017059

> Taunt her into flying into attacking you instead of the others. Make up dog puns at her expense, or throw a dog treat at her, or something
>>
>>2017059

Save him, save him before she turns him into literal dog chow

>>2017079

Are you fuckin insane man?
>>
>>2017059
he made his bed, now he can lie in it. get the noble inside the house as fast as we can
>>
>>2017059
First tell the noble to shut up.

Then let Sinchu get beat, I love the man but hes got it coming. Maybe Kibas mom can knock some sense into him.
>>
File: MPhsrZ[1].gif (771 KB, 320x213)
771 KB
771 KB GIF
>>2017079
>or throw a dog treat at her, or something
>>
>>2017059
>Get a dog bone, replace Sinchu with it!
>>
File: Franku-san.jpg (16 KB, 600x315)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>2017059
>Shikaku is already climbing over the compound wall

>>2017077
I'll support this

>How did you meet your owner, Sinchu?
>Well, it all started when I called her a dog...
>>
>>2017059
>Feed sinchu his just desserts.

or more accurately have his just desserts made into mince
>>
>>2017077
>>2017084
>>2017102
>>2017101
Save Sinchu

>>2017078
>>2017085
>>2017087
>>2017105
Let him get beat

>>2017079
Suicide
Hmmm, tied between two.
>>
>>2017059
Hell yes we can, clan love only goes so far in these situations
>>
>>2017087
>>2017109

I stand by letting Sinchu get what's coming to him
>>
>>2017109

Changing to save Sinchu...

Provided we can do this: (>>2017101)
>>
>>2017109
I guess I'm tie breaker
>>
We're tied up again.

Dammmmn

Okay five minutes then just rolling for the decision.
>>
>>2017059
>>2017109
Save Sinchu.
>>
Alright, Save Sinchu wins.

...

Really?


Oh well, ya'll wanted to do the substitution Jutsu.

So....DC 75. 1d100

This can't possibly go wrong.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

I'd like to think we're saving Sinchu just because the compound might become collateral damage, and leaving him to it once he's outside.

>>2017134
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2017134
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2017134

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2017134
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2017134
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2017134
>>
>>2017141
Goddamn clutch right there.

Writing.
>>
>>2017134

You fools if we keep busting Sinchu out he'll never learn ans never become a better man.

Next time he fucks up we let him suffer
>>
>>2017147
Can we really fault him for doing something we'd do if we had the courage?
>>
>>2017158

Mhm, yeah. When you really think about it, Sinchu is the hero in this situation...
>>
>>2017169
Clearly because of this, Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>
>>2017147

He's already suffered today, plus would you want to do the same if the positions were reversed?

>>2017172

Stalin was a hero
>>
>>2017173
https://youtu.be/6cAyrdoVpZc
>>
>>2017172

He just wanted to make art anon. The whole holocaust thing was actually a living installation art on a global scale...
>>
>>2017158

Maybe we can't

But Susumu sure can
>>
Guys why not just tell Tsume what we told about Hiashi? Hopefully she will laugh way to much to care about her on humor.
>>
"....shiiiiit." You grind your teeth as you toss the Noble onto your shoulder, reaching into your pocket for something to switch Sinchu out with. You pull out...awww. "Substitution Jutsu!" You shout, Sinchu disappearing in a puff of smoke, and in his place is your fucking good baggie full of weed. Little shit better appreciate this. "Move it!"

You and Sinchu book it out of the compound, running past the guards who have confused looks on their faces. Poor bastards, hopefully Tsume won't kill them in the process of chasing your asses down. You smack Sinchu on the back of the head, with an iron hand. "DUMBASS!"

"OW! Shit man, what'd I do?" Sinchu asks, rubbing the back of his head. "It was the Noble who patted her!"

"Such a nice doggy." The Noble says, still drunk off his ass.

"The Noble wouldn't have done that if [i[you hadn't gotten him shitfaced and started spreading lies!" You say, shoving a finger at Sinchu.

Sinchu shrugs. That little- "Eh, so what, I mean we already got a head start on Tsume, not like she's gonna' catch up to us."

"KUROMARU!" You both turn your heads, then widen your eyes as you see Tsume riding atop her fucking wolf dog thing and gaining speed on you.

You smack Sinchu in the back of the head again. "DUMBASS!"

>Oh fuck son, now what?! You got an angry Dog MILF chasing after you on her Wolf thing.
>It's Naruto, whatever.
>>
File: 5f2.png (245 KB, 876x526)
245 KB
245 KB PNG
>>2017182
>It was just a social experiment bro! It's just a prank!
>>
>>2017192
>Dank Bomb Jutsu!
Then throw an explosive tag at the weed bag to impede their sense of smell.
>>
>>2017192

WEED BOMBS GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

I am go
>>
>>2017192

> Okay. Now we should taunt her. The idea being that her blinding fury will make her act recklessly and stupidly, giving us an opportunity to shake her
>>
>>2017192
Hiki has a good head on his shoulders, what would he do in a situation like this....

Let's try to seduce the MILF


Have Sinchu run off into the woods, if he dies at least he won't take anyone with him.
>>
>>2017192
We have no choice
Tetsu secret style

>IRON STUD STYLE: SPARK OF PASSION JUTSU

sweet talk her while sinchu runs!
>>
>>2017219

Actually, fuck what I suggested. I vote for this: (>>2017219)
>>
>>2017214
>Have Sinchu run off into the woods, if he dies at least he won't take anyone with him.
this
>>
File: 3afaeeb67d2616d1fe52e.jpg (52 KB, 600x600)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
>>2017192
>>2017219
>IRON STUD STYLE: SPARK OF PASSION JUTSU
mfw

I'll actually vote for seduction then.
>>
>>2017219
Fuck you, have my sides, and my vote
>>
>>2017219
>>2017225
>>2017232
>>2017235

I mean, the DC would be high, but possible.

And I honestly want to see how you come up with Iron Stud Style.

1d100

DC 85

Good luck
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2017237
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2017237

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2017237
C'mon dice gods. Throw us a BONE.

Did that pun lower the DC?
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2017219
>>2017225
>>2017232
I hate you all

>>2017237
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2017237
Here we go.
>>
>>2017240
You gotta' be kidding me.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2017237
Moon, obviously Taka has been using it unknowingly the entire time. You just need to flash them the iron smile, add some flash.
>>
>>2017242

Nope. That pun raised the DC by 10. Thanks for that by the way...
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2017213

IT'S TIME TO STOP

>>2017246

Iron Stud Style just turning into either Hiki or Taka
>>
File: 56c.jpg (19 KB, 379x379)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>2017240
I honestly don't know if we've made a mistake or not.
At least Susumu isn't forever alone anymore?

>>2017244
C'mon. Live a little. Seduce some scary MILFs. Enjoy life.
>>
>>2017246
My fucking sides right now, this is amazing
>>
Okay then. HOW are you seducing Tsume here.

This is all you anons.
>>
>>2017254

> This is Tsume. So fighting obviously...

Go with the gag where we start fighting with her, but it eventually devolves into them fucking...
>>
>>2017254

Turn into a naked Hiki and dance
>>
>>2017254
Perform the sacred preritual of the famed creator of this jutsu, tetsu roshi,
>take off shirt
>form iron abs
>Utter the seductive charm

"AAAAAAY GUUUUURL, how you doing?
>>
>>2017254
We'll probably end up fighting, so complement how well she fights. Insert cheesy line about how it's almost as good as she is beautiful. Things like that always work in Naruto.

Eventually apologize for Sinchu's lies. Susumu never thought they'd actually come to anything.

Kiba thought Hiki would get his mom.
Never saw Susumu coming out of left field.
>>
>>2017266

...

This is unsettling on a number of levels...
>>
>>2017271
I'll support this. The Iron Stud style is just a euphemism for fighting seduction.
>>
>>2017274

So says the fucker who kept voting to taunt the pissed off dog woman like a moron
>>
>>2017271
>>2017277
Looks like this wins.

Okay guys just roll me some 1d100's. No DC, just seeing how turned on Tsume will be from this.

You don't have to worry about anything unless you roll over a 90.
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2017288
Sounds fun.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2017288
>You don't have to worry about anything unless you roll over a 90.
You say that like it'd be a bad thing.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2017282
Chaos McSirman, you are a nuisance.

>>2017288
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2017288
What the fuck is going on anymore.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2017282

Yeah, but that's just stupid, you just said so. It is *unsettling* that Susu would think to transform into a naked Hiki to attempt to seduce Tsude...

Learn basic reading comprehension Chaos...

...

>>2017288

Rolling...
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2017288

>>2017296

I could be a lot worse
>>
File: latest[1].png (584 KB, 750x750)
584 KB
584 KB PNG
>>2017296
Ah, well.

Susumu's gonna' be...busy.

Writing.
>>
>>2017298
We transitioned from Sinchu losing his girl to Susumu picking up the hottest MILF in the village. C'mon man, keep up.
>>
>>2017304
You could even be late on a roll!
>>
File: 0A0uhBk.jpg (89 KB, 784x708)
89 KB
89 KB JPG
>>2017296
oh no

what does over 90 get us, moon?
>>
>>2017314
....things.
>>
>>2017314
Apparently doggy style
>>
File: descarga (3).jpg (9 KB, 219x230)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
>>2017306
>>
>>2017314
boners
>>
>>2017314
It gives the dog a bone.
>>
>>2017314

Maybe Hinata/Hanabi levels of obsession? Except from a buff wolf woman instead of a Hyuuga loli...
>>
File: vxusH0h.jpg (166 KB, 846x571)
166 KB
166 KB JPG
>>2017296
>>2017306
aww yiss.
>>
>>2017314
Hot doggystyle sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>
>>2017192
>in his place is your fucking good baggie full of weed.
Someone's been smokin' dog treats.
>>
>>2017306

I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>
>>2017314
It means we get some tail.
>>
>>2017344
literally
>>
>>2017341
Like Chad Raijin just stole your roll.
>>
>>2017306
Knick Knack paddywhack give a dog a bone, this old man is pretty dope.
>>
So, guys, Moon was willing to make Gaara a girl, let's roll to see if we can make the Inuzukas actually doges, DC 100
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2017354

Operation Iron Puppers is a go...
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2017346

Nice bait

>>2017354
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2017354
We gonna yiff in hell
>>
>>2017358
>Susumu and Tsume have children
>The children's dogs can use Tetsu clan jutsu too
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
>>
>>2017367
According to this roll, they are totally doges in hell in bed
>>
Shit. You stop in your tracks, tossing the Noble and pointing to wards the forest. "Get your ass out of here, I'm gonna' try and stall her."

Sinchu looks at you like you're insane. You probably are. "Uh, alright." Sinchu books it, leaving you and a very angry dog woman alone. You frown, gonna' have to get your hands dirty for this one. You take off your shirt, tossing it into the bushes as you crouch down a bit.

Tsume stops, confused at first, her eyes looking you over, before she grins. "Kuromaru, go after the little shit, I'll handle mister big muscles here." Mister big muscles? Well, sure you work out but- "PASSING FANG!" Awww shit!

You Tekkotsu up just in time, Tsume's spiral onslaught slamming right into your gut and pushing you back a good ten feet. If you hadn't turned your abs into iron that would've hurt like hell. "Jesus Tsume, how fucking strong are you?"

You see her stop spinning, her claw like fingers digging into your iron abdomen, her eyes wide with bloodlust.

....

This is bloodlust, right? "Not too shabby yourself Susumu, who would've thought the lazy pot smoking Head of the Tetsu could actually take a hit. She spins around, her foot planting itself directly in your face and knocking you to the ground. She quickly mounts you, and all you can do in defense is grab her wrists before her claws start scrapping at you.

Now the whole thing's turned into a goddamn wrestling match. Tsume wraps her legs around your waist, making sure you don't get away, as the two of you roll around in the dirt, you mostly struggling to keep her from strangling you, and her getting increasingly more agitated, judging by how much she's moving her body against your-

Ohhhhhhhhh.

You're not old, but you're too fucking old to be blushing like a little school boy right now. Of course Tsume take the opportunity to slip out of your grasp and punch you square in the face. Ow. You Tekkotsu your arms up, bringing them up to guard your face as Tsume begins pounding away, smiling the whole time. The thing that bothers you the most is her breathing, it's so ragged and heavy.

That...does bother you, right?

After a few seconds of constant hitting, you take the initiative and once again grab Tsume's hands, flipping her over until you've got her pinned to the ground, using your much heavier body to keep her there. The two of you stare at each other, both of you breathing heavily, bodies dripping with sweat. Then Tsume smiles, licking her lips as her legs tighten even more around your waist.

Oh boy.

>What's Hiki up to while he's waiting for Anko?
>>
>>2017380
>Pushups, squats, the works.
>>
>>2017380
Speculating with his team on who'll make it to the third round.
>>
>>2017380
Eating raw vegetables and anything else he can do to keep him from going full spaghetti again.
>>
>>2017380
Hiashi: hmmm things are quiet... TOO QUIET.

I had best peer in on my adversary to ensure he isn’t plotting anything.

BYAKUGA-ahhhhh!
>>
>>2017380

Heh. Excellent...

...

> Every one is looking at me. Temari and Gaara are literally right over there. Keep it together.

> "Miss Anko. I have something I need to tell you."
>>
>>2017380
Playing Icha Icha Wonderland with his team and Sand team
>>
>>2017380
Hmm, Kori has been sad lately, how about we try to cheer her up with our charming autism?
>>
>>2017380

>>2017398
>>2017400
both of these, at the same time
>>
>>2017380
Trying to figure out why Tusume kissed him and failing. Considers asking his teammates why. While searching for anyone important to report to.
>>
>>2017411

Ignore me. Didn't read the transition carefully enough...

I support this: (>>2017411)
>>
>>2017408
It's like HeroQuest with Ecchi?
>>
>>2017380

Practicing hand signs with Kori

Let's see if we can up it folks
>>
>>2017411
Looks like this wins.

Writing.
>>
>>2017450
>>2017408
How many Icha Icha games are there, Moon?
>>
>You are Hiki
>Hmmm
>Yup you're Hiki

"Seriously?" You look up at Sasu as he stares down at you on the floor, your arms pushing your whole body up in perfect rhythm as you go along with the ticking of the clock on the wall. "We make it out of the Forest, and the first thing you wanted to do is workout?"

You shrug, no small feat considering you're doing push ups. "If I don't stay in tip top condition then that Genin we fought in the forest could have an even easier time defeating me. I have to be at my best."

"But we literally just got out of the Forest." You roll your eyes, ending your push ups and standing up, grabbing the towel one of the Chunin had given you and wiping off your sweat. On the other side of the room you see Gaara watching you, and oddly enough so does Temari. You wave at Gaara, and a couple seconds later you receive a small wave in return. "Sasu, I don't know what else to tell you, this kind of stuff relaxes me."

Sasu rolls his eyes, deciding to leave you alone and head over to the couch where Kori and Bebikau are sitting. You look over your two, well three, teammates. Sasu is still near 100%, so the next part of the Exam, whatever it may be, shouldn't be too difficult for him. Kori is fine physically, but emotionally she's been a wreck ever since the Trading Post mission. You still haven't asked her if she's able to have children or not, you just don't feel it's the right time. Out of the three of you, she's probably going to have the most trouble continuing.

"Hey!" You feel a strong arm wrap around your neck. You peer up, greeted by the site of fishnet covered mounds and a smiling face peering over them, miss Anko. "Heard you twerps managed to already make it here in record time, congrats! Now, what'd ya' wanna' talk to me about?"

You gulp, extremely aware how close your face is to miss Anko's bosom, and how red your face is getting. "Ahem. Well."

"Ran into a creepy fuck in the Forest." Sasu answers, leaning on his bokken as he grins at you. Hmmmm.

"Yes," You say, at first trying gently to struggle out of Anko's grasp only to surrender. No point in trying, she's got you. "This person was a Genin from the Grass, but his skills and power, they were beyond even Chunin." You watch as she stares down at you, eyebrow raised. "And he, well, tried to bite me in the neck."

You're suddenly spun around, face to face with Anko as she kneels down, a crazed look in her eyes. "Hiki, did this Genin...did he say anything that stuck out to you?"

>Well?
>>
>>2017495
Twenty-Five, though you'd have to be insanely lucky to get any physical copies of ones from ten years ago. And good luck finding a box that has the "Ass Face Jiraiya" cartoon on it in good condition.
>>
>>2017500

>"He said something about there being other 'fine specimines' in the forest."
>>
>>2017500

> "He said: 'You're valuable Hikigaya, I'll give you that, but you're not the only prime specimen in this forest. Don't worry though, I'll be sure to play with you again.'"
>>
>>2017500
>That there were other good specimens. Also something about going after Sasuke. We didn't think trying to fight him more was a good idea.
>>
>>2017500
>"Um. I... am a promising specimen... I think he might have been trying to drug me... was pretty shady."
>>
>>2017510
Icha Icha Gomenosai!
Icha Icha Whodunit?
Icha Icha Island Settlement
Icha Icha Konpeitokyo
Icha Icha Ninja War 2 Simulator
>>
>>2017530
*Konpeito no Kuni
>>
>>2017510

Icha Icha Thirsty Thirsty Women
Icha Icha Guess Who
Betrayal on the House on Icha Icha Hill
>>
Think I got what ya'll wanna' say down. Writing.
>>
>>2017510
Icha Icha Roulette
>>
>>2017500
This >>2017522 but add "he would then escape by popping off his head and slithering away after I smashed his face in and the sand genin gaara would crush his body" completely stone faced
>>
>>2017522
>>2017548
Seconding these.
>>
>>2017548

I agree. Moonrune, I'd like to add this amendment to my suggestion if possible...
>>
>>2017539

The first one is just hungry hungry hippos but the hippos are just Tsunade
>>
>>2017563
Cold burn Jiraiya, just damn
>>
>>2017510
Icha Icha Cooking Mama
Icha Icha Monopoly
Icha Icha Simon says
Icha Icha Dance Dance Revolution
>>
>>2017578
Not icha Icha revolution
>>
"Um, that there were other fine specimens in the Forest that he could go after. Honestly the whole time I was very uncomfortable around him." You say.

Anko stands up, pointing a finger at the two Chunin watching over the tower and snapping it. "HEY! Get yer' asses on the phone and hit up the Hokage, tell'em Orochimaru's back in the Village, he might still be in the Forest."

The Chunin blink, looking at each other and then at Anko. "Orochi-"

"GET ON THE PHONE!" Anko shouts, causing them to run off. Anko turns to you, looking you over once more. "When he bit you, did you feel...strange?"

You shake your head. "No, he never really got that far with it. I covered the shoulder in Iron and..." You pause, looking at the ground. "...Then I smashed him in the face. After me and Gaara of the Sand popped his head off he just slithered away." You want to tell miss Anko about Tesshin, but you don't think that's a good idea the time.

Anko sighs, nodding her head. "Right, well good job for telling me about this Hiki, you might've just saved some lives." Then, to your joy, miss Anko pats you on the head before leaving.

"...haha!" You giggle, before clamping your hands over your mouth, getting odd stares from Sasu and Kankuro. Still, you're smiling like crazy.

>End.
>Sorry guys, worn out tonight and this is all I can get out of myself. Hope you had fun, know I did.
>Any questions or anything?
>>
>>2017578
Icha Icha Breast Simulator
It's just two latex bags and instructions on how to make paste out of baking soda.
>>
>>2017510
Icha Icha Chinchin Trap!
>>
>>2017586

Well...this was short, it wasn't that bad mang. You running tomorrow?
>>
>>2017586

Questions:

> Did Anko question how two Chunin managed to damage a Sanin enough to reduce him to a head. If so, what are her thoughts?

> What are thoughts are running through Tsune's head right about now?
>>
>>2017603

Supplementary question:

> What were Gaara and Temari thinking when they were watching Hiki exercise?
>>
>>2017578
Icha Icha Cooking Mama is just the game with Naked Aprons.
>>
I can't be the only one who wants to see one of Hiki's and Gaara's interactions from Gaara's POV can I?
>>
>>2017586
Well that sucks, hope you can run tomorrow for longer.
>>
>>2017586
Will Susu and Tsume's kid be a Tetsu or Inuzuka?
>>
>>2017651
>whynotboth.png
>>
>>2017651
>>2017654
Inusu or Tetzuka?
>>
>>2017651
going by how common twins/triplets are for Tetsus I think they could get one each
>>
>>2017603
>>2017630
>No, she just assumes Orochimaru wasn't being serious with you.
>Lewd.
>Gaara wondered why you took your shirt off so much, Temari was wondering how to get you to take your shirt off more.

>>2017651
Tetsu genes are 100% always dominant.
That said, it's fucking Tsume, who knows.
>>2017598
Yeah I'll be running tomorrow. Sorry about tonight, just worn out is all. That and I need some new spark plugs.
For the van.
Not me.
>>
>>2017714
Temari is in for a surprise when she sees how we train.
>>
I wonder what the noble is thinking about Susumu's recent delve into bestiality.
>>
>>2017714
The inevitable temari sakura fight is going to be amazing
>>
>>2017766
Not as amazing as their reaction to Anko stealing Hiki from under their noses.
>>
>>2017767
Which in turn will be nothing to Kiba reacting to his mom fucking Susumu in the street
>>
>>2017785
TETTTSUUUUU!
>>
>>2017767
>Anko literally steal Hiki
>It's not for snu snu she just likes having him around and telling her she's cute.
>And she gets free bread from Suzu as a by product.
>Score 2 for Anko.
>>
>>2017714
What is the public opinion of the tetsu clan? Do people notice all the wacky shit that happens when they are around?
>>
>>2017788
>she just likes having him around and telling her she's cute
Das cute mang
>>
>>2017785
Nothing can top that.
inb4 Tsume has quintuplet Tetsu/Inuzuka babies.

>>2017791
Next Time, On Dragon Ball Z: The Anko Kidnapping Arc!
>>
Other clans forming an alliance to stop the Tetsu from wooing all the women when
>>
>>2017789
>Sinchu has destroyed three bars, one strip club, and an entire sewer system in the past couple years as an adult.
>Susumu is known as the chill Clan Head who sometimes hooks you up with the good stuff. No kids so people thinks he's sterile. Or gay. Inoichi always popping around the Compound doesn't help those rumors.
>Suzu is by far the most beloved member of the Clan, followed very, very closely by Taka. Her bread is legendary in the Village, as is her rage. But people love her too much to stay angry.
>Taka was viewed as the sick kid who was probably going to fall down some stairs and die one day. Now everyone's loving the fact that he's not going to die from a small fall.
>Hiki is constantly used as an example of what a fine young shinobi should be by the other parents. He is also used as an example of how not to act around people.
>The Triplets are not fleshed out enough yet for me to give an opinion.
>>
>>2017810
>Now everyone's loving the fact that he's not going to die from a small fall.
Everyone except the old people he torments
>>
>>2017821
And Hiashi.
>>
>>2017810
What does the Kazekage think about Gaara finally making a friend?

Has Shinobi Go picked up in the village?
>>
>>2017810
Suzu POV wen?
>>
>>2017821
>The Elderly view Taka as a sign of the end times due to his sudden revival.
>They have plans in place in case Taka ever starts to show signs of lust for power.
>>2017827
>Hmmm, looks like the Leaf is trying to kill my son by having that autistic child befriend him.
>Okay so he's taking way longer than anyone else has so far.
>....
>I think my son's gay.
>>2017828
When one of the main four die.
>>
>>2017826

Yes. That's what he just said anon...
>>
>>2017833
Suzu was one of the main four tho?
>>
>>2017838
Susumu, Taka, Hiki, Sinchu.

One of them has to die in order for Suzu to become a POV character.
>>
>>2017833
Tetsu Style: Not!Voltron no jutsu when?
>>
>>2017841
Well, looks like Susumu's gonna SnooSnoomu
>>
>>2017833
>>They have plans in place in case Taka ever starts to show signs of lust for power.
Is it to challenge him to a children's go game?
Also
>Hmmm, looks like the Leaf is trying to kill my son by having that autistic child befriend him.
>Okay so he's taking way longer than anyone else has so far.
>....
>I think my son's gay.
Is funny as hell. I want Hiki and Kazekage to have a really awkward meeting now
>>
>>2017862
>Kazekage: "So tell me what happened in the Forest."
>Hiki: "Well, there was this really strange man who kept wanting to nibble on my neck, but that was after I shoved my fist into him after he licked his lips at Gaara. Then, Gaara and I double teamed him until his head popped."
>Kazekage: "...."
>>
>>2017879
hhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
Tiger Contracts!
>>
>>2017879
K: "What exactly are your intentions?"
H: "To protect those who are precious to me"
K: "Is that why you two are so close?"
H: "Of course"
Meanwhile Temari and Gaara are spying and both think they're talking about them
Temari trying to set up an arranged marriage with Hiki while Gaara tries to figure out what a friend actually is when?
>>
>>2017896
If we do marry into the sand, I’m sure puppet anon will be pleased.
>>
>>2017530
>Icha Icha Ninja War 2 Simulator
So is that Ninja Axis & Allies, Ninja Advanced Squad Leader, or Ninja Campaign For North Africa?
>>
>>2015979
>CFNA
The Konoha ANBU unit requires additional smut rations in order to keep Kakashi supplied.
Wait no that would be THIRD ninja war, never mind.
>>
Wait how are we gonna explain to everyone how Susumu calmed Tsume down?
>>
>>2018518
I think they'll get it when Susumu is actually happy for once while not high.
>>
Hey, can Sinchu's former teammates be ballsdeep69 and Tiffany from SAOA?
>>
>>2018518

Susumu: "I just gave her a bone."
>>
File: naruto-1568955.jpg (123 KB, 754x1100)
123 KB
123 KB JPG
>>2017788
>free bread
>not making her Tetsu style baked dango's


Dango's are a baked good rigth? I mean they are a sweet mochi( japanese rice cake)
>>
>>2017841
Don't worry. With what will happen in the chuunin exams. I mean if Orochimaru manages to kill the Kazekage. Lot's of people are bound to die.
>>
>>2018518
You really think that after that little 'cuddle' with her we won't be full of bruisers? Tsume is definetly a biter and a scratcher.

Susumu will be full of marks that people will assume he got his ass kicked. If they managed to be quiet during the fade to black...but i think Tsume might be a screamer so...let's wait and see what moon does.
>>
>>2018643

Reminder: The moment is coming when Gaara and Hiki will team up again against Orochimaru. Picking up where they left off in the Forest of Death, and potentially being helpful enough to keep the Third from having to resort to JointSuicide no jutsu...
>>
>>2018648
Keep in mind Gaara's supposed to nuke the village with Shukaku after the Chuunin exams and if Sasuke or somebody doesnt injure/trigger him into doing it wrong it may end up fucking up a lot more of Konoha than canon

If he got into the village centre he's going to be killed but not before fucking destroying half the place
>>
>>2018649

Perhaps Gaara will be hesitant or unwilling to contribute to the invasion of Konoha, given that his newfound friend(?) lives there?

Then again, we're talking about Gaara here, so it is entirely possible that he'll try to wreck the leaf anyway, completely oblivious to the adverse effects such an action will have on his relationship with Hiki...
>>
>>2018648
But if we stop the Third from dying would Tsunade still turn up?
>>
>>2018673
I don't think Gaara would betray his dad and village. He might try talk with him and even get Temari support? He would definetly want to defeat/fight Hiki.

After all he still thinks he needs to prove his existence by fighting stronger people.
>>
>>2018675
I doubt it since there wouldn't be a need for a Godaime. Althought with the aftermath of Sand and Sound invading maybe they realized they need more medic-nin and try to bring her back.
>>
>>2018676

> "I don't think Gaara would betray his dad ..."

Didn't Gaara's father try to have him assassinated on numerous occasions?

...

> He would definetly want to defeat/fight Hiki.

Mhm. I agree. Although I believe that Moonrune said that it is likely that Gaara and Hiki would be facing off against each other in the preliminaries. So maybe his battle boner for Hiki will be satiated there (not likely tho)?
>>
>>2018681
Yes. But his dad can stop Gaara using his gold sand. I don't know if Gaara would have enough guts to attack/fight him.


>So maybe his battle boner for Hiki will be satiated there (not likely tho)?

Very unlikely. The scary thing about Gaara is that sunce his attack work by crushing a oponent our iron skin might not be enough to take it.

Although i hope our friendship is strong enough so he won't kill/cripple us. A few broken bones but nothing deadly.
>>
>>2018693

Well, it's all up to the discretion of the dice in the end. Who knows we might miraculously pull out 90+ rolls for every phase of our fight with Gaara...

We'll see what happens I suppose...
>>
On the plus side if Lee doesnt fight Gaara he's making it all the way to finals no doubt
>>
What Genjutsu techs could we use as not!Killua?

I say we try for Rhythm Echo given how our clan's increased weight makes walking more noisy, so ergo a technique was made to compliment this.
>>
>>2018676
Gaara is the Broly of Nart.
>>
>>2018769
not!Killua is shit with genjutsu and we only taught him a little so that he wouldnt be constantly be stuck in it

Not gonna teach him any actual techniques, now not!disabled bro is another story
>>
>>2018808
Actually, I'd like to use Genjutsu on someone who isn't aware of our not-completely-sucking in order to steal their heart.

Also, a tiger uses camouflage to blend in, it would be stupid of us not to.
>>
>>2018819
Well if everyone else votes to do it the good but I know I wont be
>>
>>2018819
>Cat-mode Hiki uses Inuzuka Taijutsu with Tetsu Zone to maul people, brings hearts to girls he likes while looking at them expectantly.
>>
>>2018830
http://ranma.wikia.com/wiki/Cat-Fu
>>
>>2018648
>two genin
>making a difference in the Hiruzen Sarutobi VS Orochimaru Hell in a Cell match at Leaf Rumble XIV
You're funny, anon.
We pulled that off because Orochimaru was toying with us, and we got in some lucky sucker punches. Against somebody like that, going full bore, we would be so very fucked.
>>
I wonder if the tourney will be different, if there even is one?
>>
>>2019026

>Hiruzen Sarutobi VS Orochimaru Hell in a Cell match at Leaf Rumble XIV

Can this be the way we actually refer to there fight in the quest
>>
>>2019414
I want it to reach the end, since the exam seems to always end early in quests
>>
Quest today in 3 hours.
>>
File: Bunyans Babe.png (147 KB, 720x621)
147 KB
147 KB PNG
Yo, you know what'd be hilarious? If one of those cow summons was pic related.
>>
>>2019954
Cowbell Genjutsus
>>
>>2019809
Final Exams could hosted somewhere else besides Konoha.
>>
>>2019993
They could, if your QM weren't so dead set on making you watch your Village get rekt.
>>
>>2020008
We'll just punch Orochimaru again and save the village. I'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong.
>>
>>2020008
Why hold the exams there when the Orochi Alert's going off?
>>
>>2020027
Hiruzen did the same thing in canon. He knew he was around but didn't stop the event.
>>
>>2020027
Did the same thing in Canon. Too many things were happening and he couldn't stop it without leading to even more problems.

I'm not sure if he suspected the Sand yet or not.
>>
>>2020037
Hayate overhears Baki and Kabuto(i think), he is then killed by Baki before he can tell the Hokage, hence Toothpick taking over for that last half of the 3rd round, though i believe there was some suspicion, but most people still seemed pretty suprised when feathers started falling from the sky and the """Kazekage""" lunged at the Hokage

If anything since Gaara is known to of helped us with Orochimaru and he didn't slaughter god knows how many teams in the forest, they would likely be suspected even less now
>>
Ooh, what if the teams who made it each choose a representative for their team for the preliminaries, and then that mini-tourney decides the placements of the real tourney that's 3v3 matches.
>>
>>2020112
Nah i want to do the eliminarys. Maybe we even managed to save Karin and some of the other genin in the forest.

So far Shino is out and he won't be in the quest tournament and Hinata might have a cursed seal.
>>
>>2020145
His bugs got drunk and ironed.
>>
What would the OCs' fatalities be?
>>
>>2020200
Sasu's would be him speedily chopping off an opponent's limbs with each pass, and then dice the limbs in the air up and skewering them into a kabab.

Kori's would be kissing two fingers, placing them on an opponent's head, then doing a handsign to give them a literal brainfreeze.

Bebikau's is that scene from Jurassic Park with the positions swapped.
>>
>>2020200
Taka's is just Liu Kang's where he turns into a dragon.

Hiki fires iron bullets through the opponent in the shape of the symbol for the Will of Fire

Suzu crush head like sparrow's egg between thighs

Sinchu takes a swig of sake then tosses it at the enemy, uses Iron Spark, and ignites it.

Suzumu puts the enemy in a Genjutsu of a large iron cage and then it cuts back to them comatose.
>>
What skills does Kori have besides Frostbolts and a mascot?
>>
>>2020374
She can't have babies.
>>
>>2020384
So honeypotting, gotcha.
>>
>>2020384
Kori OP pls nerf Moon
>>
Quest starting in 1 hour

Totes making a new thread.
>>
>>2020433

> Totes making a new thread.

> Totes

...

Kay. Hella excited...
>>
>>2020433

>Totes

You've played Life is Strange haven't you?
>>
>>2020473
Hey man, Final Fantasy the Spirits Within is the most underappreciated thing ever!

That and this scene made me laugh my ass off
>>
>>2020615
New Thread




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.