>>2010588
Pursue pink puss.

>>2010588

Hey Moonrune. Are you ready to get this show on the road?

LAST TIME ON KONOHA CLAN QUEST
Stuff happened.
====

Now, I know everyone's really excited to see how Hiki's gonna' deal with what just happened in the Forest of Death, you're all probably on the edge of your seats!


>So what's Sinchu doing with the Noble?

>>2010598
Brought him to a gambling den

>>2010598
Trying to feed him even more lies and/or subtly trying to bum money off of him to get expensive booze.

>>2010598

Getting him more sloshed to tell him lies/secrets while getting money from him

>>2010598

> They're both incoherently shitfaced right now and are enjoying a night out on the town. The noble's body guards are struggling to keep pace with their charge...

>>2010606
this

>>2010588
this >>2010606

>>2010601
>>2010603

Want to combine our votes together?

>>2010598
Whore house! Whore house! Whore house!

>>2010603
>>2010604
>>2010606
>>2010601
>>2010614
This all sounds like stuff you can do at the red light district.


Roll me some 1d100 to see how shitfaced you can get the noble.

DC 60.

>>2010607
>>2010611

You really want to support Ellipsesnon?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2010615

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2010615
>nat 1
>his liver fails

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2010615

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2010615

Rolling...

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2010615

>>2010615

Liquor before beer!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2010615

>>2010616
I hate him but it's still a decent enough idea

>>2010620
>3 minutes since successful roll
Moon is kill RIP Naruto Quest Curse

>>2010620
Nice. He's fucking smashed

>>2010629

Everyone was going with getting him drunk, also.

Hiashi Eyenigger Hyuga, are you here right now?

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>>2010630
Oh you.

>>2010620
Of course in these situation we roll a 90.

Also guys since Hiki was hit by the not!Shino girebal does that mean he's, again, shirtless?

>>2010640

I would say so

>>2010636
Si answering yiu from the other thread. >>2010587

When you mean courgakage puss do you mean the mizucage or the megamilf that is Tsunade?

>>2010640
>shirtless
The fuck is a shirt?

>>2010648

The mizukage, Tsunade is GMILF puss

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>Welcome to Jam.

"I FUCKING LOVE KONOHA!" You shout, wrapping your arm around your new best buddy, uh...THE NOBLE! Yeah that's his name. Weird name but fuck it, you ain't racist. "Where else you gonna' find bitches that can serve you sake out of their tits, am I right man?!"

"Mmmm, indeed Sinchu!" The Noble says, completely shitfaced, as he buries his face into some busty waitresses cleavage. Ahh, the good life. "I'm so glad I let you talk me into coming here, who would've thought Konoha would have such a lucrative Red Light Destrict?"

"Shiiiiit, what you think makes people wanna' come over here all the time? It sure as shit ain't the atmosphere. Hokage be talkin' about the Will of Fire and shit like every five minutes." You chug smile up at the homely looking girl serving you sake, more focused on her giant boobies than her face.

Across from you on the other side of the booth is the Noble's bodyguards, who seem to be failing at trying to keep their retainer under control. "Sir, maybe it'd be a good idea not to spend so much money here? People are starting to stare."

"SILENCE!" You and the Noble both shout, wagging your fingers at the men. The Noble burps loudly, a huge grin on his face as he nuzzles against all the ladies surrounding him. "This is my vacation time, and I'll enjoy it however I damn well please, isn't that right Sinchu?!"

"Damn right!" You say, sticking your tongue out at the bodyguards. God you love this.

"But, urp, one thing I've been wanting to ask you good buddy." The Noble says.

"What's that good buddy?"

"Well, I heard that you managed to capture a powerful Missing Nin, all by yourself, and that he's immortal." The Noble shoves his bitch aside, leaning in closer to you and staring at you with hopeful eyes. "Do you think you could show him to me? The idea of Immortality...it's so provocative!"

>Hmmm?
>What do?

>>2010650
Dunno apparently people use this stuff made of cloth to cover their bodies. Don't know why it just gets in Hiki's way.

>>2010655

Get him off topic. WITH SECRETS

>>2010655
>"Nah man, he ain't immortal, that shissa typo! He's immoral!"

>>2010667

Support...

That's clever...

>>2010657
Sounds dumb
>>2010655
He's not immortal just hard to kill and he regens
>>2010667
This works too

>>2010667
This, was about to post something like this but this is better
>>2010655

>>2010655
>Nah, nah, nah. What's REALLY provocative is the real story behind the Uchiha Clan Massacre.

>>2010657
given Hiki's experience with shirts and how they only either get in the way of certain training, or get wrecked in fights, he may eventually just discard their use unless specifically asked to wear one.

>>2010667
support

>>2010655
nah man you dont want that shit, fucker had to do some fucked up sacrifice jutsu that cut his dick up like fuckin blender.

and nuts? nuh uh completely gone.

And get this, fucker still ages. raw deal man. raw deal.

>>2010667
Jesus. This wins.

Writing.

>>2010655
I don't know if drunken Sinchu has enough brain cells to come up with this smart idea. But if we can let's do this >>2010667

>>2010672

That's a bad idea spellchecknon

>>2010676

It's not like the ladies of the village would be complaining

>>2010676
I bet you we only got that ibe because our clothes were in our way.

>>2010686
that one*

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Oh fuck, you're pretty sure you're not supposed to be talkin' about that shit. The Third would kick your ass probably, or Susumu would, or Suzu, or Ibiki, or...well a lot of people would be mad, and that's too much trouble. Better think on your feet! "Naawwwww!" You say, waving your hand and shaking your head. "That's jus' a typo! He's immoral, not immortal."

The Noble's eyes widen. "Immoral you say? Is that why he was a Missing Nin? He did...naughty things?"

Uh? "Uh, yeah! When I caught the fucker, he, uh, had his pants down and was fuckin'.....potatos!" Brilliant Sinchu, BRILLIANT!"

"He...fucks potatos?"

"Yeah! They called him the Potato Fucker Nin! He's like, shove his dick into so many spuds that it'd just ruin farmers crops everywhere! Real serious shit man!" You take another long chug of your drink, marveling at your smartness. Smartness. That's a word. Yes.

"Well, that sounds downright deplorable! And you caught him all by yourself?"

"Sure did," You say, flexing your muscles for the Noble and the bitches. Yeah, you're awesome. "Just used my ol' secret Tetsu Clan technique, fucker was out like a light!"

"Oooh." The Noble leans in closer, his breath probably smelling worse than yours at this point with how many titties he's had in his mouth. "A secret Clan technique? What was it!? Tell me please!"

"Uhhhhh...."

>Uhhhh.
>What? Now?

>>2010694
>"The Iron Perv Destruction Technique! Designed to combat Hyuuga! It makes me undetectable to those of a lewd disposition!"

>>2010706
why. the. fuck. not?

>>2010694
>Tetsu Style Castration. Kicked him in the dick with an iron foot. Out like a... decapitation.

>>2010706
This

>>2010694

> "We channel our chakra into the outermost layer of our iron skin causing it to heat up a couple hundred degrees below melting point. Itssa double edged sword cause using it hurts like a sonnavabitch, but it fried that missing-nin's potatoes real good."

>>2010694
Oh god yes please: >>2010706 remember that i mentioned why the byakugan was invented? So the Tetsu developed a way to figth those perverts and defeat then.

>>2010714
Okay I could buy that.

>>2010706
This, oh my fucking Tesshin that's good

>>2010706
Second one this anon's been able to suggest that's been supported.

1d100 to see if Noble believes this bullshit.

DC 69.
LOL.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2010722

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2010722

Rolling...

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2010722

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2010722

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2010722

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2010722

>>2010730
Ayy my bullshit flies.

>>2010730
As usual Chaos saves the day.

PASSED!

Writing

>>2010730
It actually worked, this is amazing

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>>2010722
>DC 69

>>2010738

I'm the messiah of saving rolls

>>2010730
this guy is going to go back and convince everyone the Hyuga are some serious perverts.

Hiashi is going to be invited to some awkward parties

>>2010746
And then have to pay us anyways, saying we did a good job. I also was the one who came up with the bet in the first place so I'm happy so far.

Man sinchu really does belong in anbu. He's a great ninja.

>>2010751
things are going great sinchu, just dont veer off into a diatribe about THE BEST WOMAN EVER! OH GOD HER SEXY BUG PUSS- GET OFF ME SKANK YOUR NOT A FUCKING FIREFLY

>>2010746

I vote the next secret we tell him is that Hiashi is loves the Inuzaka dogs in somewhere he'll never tell even to close friends and family

>>2010751

You did good anon, you did good coming up with the bet

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"The Iron Perv Destruction technique!" You raise your hands up, wiggling your fingers while making ghost sounds for...some reason. "The Tetsu Clan developed it as a way to fight against the dreaded Hyuga and their perverted eyes. See, when using the, uh, long ass named jutsu I just said, it makes us completely undetectable to those with lewd disposition!"

"Is that so?" You turn, nearly spilling your drink when you see who dares question you! Huh, it's a Hyuga, the eyes are a dead give away, but that face looks familiar....Oh. "Hello Sinchu, Honored Noble." Ko says, nodding at you and bowing to the Noble. Oh fuck. "I see you've been...talking."

You're frozen for a bit, but then the Noble pokes you in the ribs with his elbow, leaning in to whisper. "Psst, Sinchu, do you think he's here because he heard us talking about him?"

"No, Honored Noble, I am not, I'm actually here on...personal matters." Holy shit, is Ko Hyuga blushing? Holy shit maybe those rumors about him being gay were true! If they were you gotta' find out who his sugar daddy is.

"So uh, Ko, who's the lucky guy you're here to see?" You say, grinning. Heh.

"Last time I checked, I didn't have a penis between my legs." You freeze again, slowly turning your head to wards the sound of that that voice. "Though maybe Ko could fix that for me later."

"Hotaru." You whisper, dropping your glass and shattering it on the ground.

>Hahahaha!
>What now?

>>2010766
it's only a matter of time until she shows up near us and ruins things with the noble, somehow.

>>2010774
Try not to freak out, probably end up freaking out and trying to bottle Ko

>>2010774
>"Well I'm here on business so fuck off!"

>>2010774

> "Whoops. Butterfingers."

> "What brings you two to this wondrous establishment?"

Hold it together Sinchu!

>>2010774
>hold the pain inside friend
We're anbu
Were on a mission to make some dosh for the clan

...s-she was a bitch anyway, g-good riddance Hotaru why, you were our shining ray of light, the firefly that shines sinchu's world

.......totally ok

>>2010795
Looks like it's time for a rebound.

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>>2010774
Try not to cry Sunchu...and then cry a lot.

WHY!!!

>>2010782
>>2010792
>>2010795
Okay, trying not to freak out wins.

1d100

DC 85.

She broke your heart.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2010803
rip

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2010803

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2010803
It hurts but we'r professional, we've totally got this.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>2010803

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2010803

Rolling...

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2010774

Hold yourself together Sinchu

Moon Sinchu better get bug puss from this, STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2010803

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2010803
RIP Sinchu, he just wanted the buggy pusspuss

>>2010807
We'll be like that litter Indian. Turn around, one single tear.

>>2010807
So close.


FAILED!

Writing.

>>2010807
>>2010803
Oh no

>>2010807
Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

>>2010807

Fucking really?

>>2010824
>So close
The dice gods heard our pleas, anon, and they are hateful

>cucked by a hyuga
tough break, kiddo

>>2010824
Dice gods like to see our dear ANBU suffering.

>>2010839

The dice gods are a bunch of faggots/Hyuga. Fuck them, Sinchu deserves bug puss AND more

Eh, Aburame bitch wasn't worthy so much trouble anyway.

>>2010847
Nah he needs a better women than that

>>2010847
>>2010854
>>2010860
As much as I liked her this is clearly a sign that we need to move on

>>2010854
>>2010860

Alright, but then who for Sinchu then? Who?

>>2010867
>>2010868
Inuzuka to make Hiki uncomfortable.

Yeah that hyuga comment was really interesting called for and actually made really not like her now.

>>2010871

Anko to make Hiki suffer.

>>2010860

Moon better deliver that for Sinchu, I want this bitch to beg for his dick every time they meet from now on once she realizes she fucks up. And Sinchu will ready a backhand, and proclaim

"BEGONE THOT"

>>2010868
Shizune, she's already got plenty of experience dealing with drunks

>>2010873
The fuck. I said un called for

>>2010868
I'm for Mei Terumi. She would fit Sinchu.

>>2010874

Flib don't be a nigger

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Fffffffffffuck it!

"AHHHHH!" You let out one of the most beastly screams you've ever heard come out of your mouth, your hands gripping the underside of the table and flipping it over. You might have put just a little too much strength into that, because it goes flying across the room and embeds itself into the wall. You turn to Ko and Hotaru, your eyes stinging from all the manly tears pouring out of them and you say exactly what's on your mind. "YOU WHORE!" Then you run off, running over a couple other patrons in the process before crashing through the front door.

"GOOD BUDDY WAIT!" You hear the Noble shout behind you, but no! You can't let him see you like this, you're a goddamn shinobi of the Leaf!

"Ablooabloobloo!" You cry, pushing past several onlookers until you find yourself running out of the Red Light District, a trail of tears and regret left behind you. "It's ain't fair!" You cry to the heavens, falling to your knees and slamming your fists to the ground. "I really tried man! I really did!"

"You okay young one?" Some old guy asks you.

"FUCK OFF!" You shout, scaring him and his cart full of cabbages away. Fuckin' nosy people man. "Oh god, just kill me now, make this pain end! Nobody in this fuckin' village understands what's it's like!"

Wait.

"THAT FUCKER!" You shout, standing up and knocking over a couple of people who were bent down to check on you. Goddamn nosy assholes. Hidan, that immortal fucker! You felt like a million Ryo after you slugged the shit out of him, and maybe you'd feel even better if you went and did it again. You need to punch somebody that's for sure! Question is, could you, in your drunken state, sneak past all those people guarding him? You know Ibiki and Anko are Proctors right now for the Exam, and Hotaru's off being a slut with a Hyuga right now. Yeah, it could work!

Or maybe not!

>What do?!

>>2010879
Shizune would be a pretty good match for our dear ANBU.

>>2010888
so can't we come back to the noble like professional shinobi?

>>2010888
There's only one thing that helps with dealing with whores. It's time to hit the gym and swole the pain away.

>>2010886

I stand by it.

I want that sweet cousin rivalry.

>>2010888

Moonrune is clearly pulling us in this direction. I smell a plot hook...

Maybe we'll run into Itachi?

...

> Go beat the brains out of Hidan for a while

>>2010888

I'm all for either going Reservoir Dogs on Hidan or running back in and supplexing Ko

>>2010907
either of these are good options

>>2010888
Now hear me out, but what about instead of doing that...
>Take the noble back to the compound.
>Get some dummies
>Demonstrate the clan techniques by wrecking a fuck ton of training dummies.

>>2010888

Challenge Ko. Take the Hyugan down a peg and show bug bitch what shes missed out on.

>>2010903

Then save it for watching Hyugas kill one another like spearchuckers. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL KO! BURN IN A THOUSAND HELLS YOU SON OF A BITCH!

>>2010888
Don't go commiting acts of treason Sinchu. The village is still a military facility.

>>2010909

Let's not give Taka's instructor brain damage...

Although It may be a good idea to not leave the Noble in the company of a Hyuuga. You know, that clan that has a direct interest in fucking with us right now...

Man to think I thought Ko was cool.

>>2010917
Could be worts Ko could be datib Anko. Poor Hiki would never recover from such betrayal.

>>2010917

We can't blame Ko to much. After all he's just trying to get laid like the rest of us.

ITS ALL BUG PUSS'S FAULT FOR TOYING WITH OUR HEART

>>2010920

>Pussying out of getting revenge

Way to double down on being a cuck ellipsesnon

This is stalemate is going nowhere...

I'm swapping support to these two suggestions:

>>2010915
>>2010916

Okay so, from what I can tell here.

>Confront Ko and challenge him!
or
>Just go back and get the Noble

One of those, vote.

>>2010931

Just to clarify I'm still in full support taking out our anger on Ko

>>2010940
>Confront Ko and challenge him!

>>2010888
supporting >>2010915
we need to express our sadness in a positive manner, maybe we can even teach the noble some cool shit
>>2010930
Anon you're drunker than sinchu

>>2010901
>Sinchu training his pain away and getting strong as hell because he was always a genius but lazy as fuck
>A broken heart is what inspires him to try
Thats fucking funny, I'm all for it.

>>2010940
Fuck the bitch we can't fuck this up get the noble

>>2010940
>>Confront Ko and challenge him!
it's unprofessional and a bad idea, but totally in character for Sinchu

>>2010940

The other option would be smarter, but this feels more organic given the circumstances:

> Confront Ko and challenge him!

>>2010932
It's not main objective now. Noble is our responsibility.

>>2010940
But as for my immediate vote
>challenge ko
Kick his ass

>>2010940
just clarifying that >>2010944
is a vote for
>Just go back and get the noble

>>2010940

>Confront Ko and challenge him!

What are Ko's stats Moon?

>>2010940
>>Just go back and get the Noble
We'll show her! We'll become strong enough to beat the shit out of Ko! Then she'll see we aren't pathetic!

>>2010940
>>Just go back and get the Noble

don't be retarded and fuck this up

>>2010945

I'm all for this AFTER we teach Ko a leasson.

Even if we beat him senseless the pain will still be there.

>>2010940
>Just go back and get the Noble

>>2010943
>>2010947
>>2010948
>>2010955
>>2010958
Confront Ko

>>2010946
>>2010951
>>2010957
>>2010959
>>2010962
Get Noble.


Tied up

>>2010968
Not anymore

>>2010940
>>Just go back and get the Noble

>>2010940
>Just go back and get the Noble

>>2010962
I would usually agree with this, but we're smashed and sinchu is already irresponsible, the drunkness makes it make more sense to be retarded

>>2010968
Change to :

>Get Noble.

>>2010951
>>2010962
>>2010957
>>2010970
>>2010971
>>2010972
>>2010966

You all disgust me

>>2010968

I'm all in on

>Confront Ko and challenge him!

Its what drunk Sinchu would do.
Its what drunk Sinchu wants.

>>2010968
I voted just once. Other post was just arguing.

Alright, getting the Noble wins. Writing.


You giant pussies.

Hope you like hearing Hotaru's moans as Ko using the Gentle Fist to finger bang her Bug Puss.

Still you all chose this path.

Writing.

>>2010968
>confront ko

>>2010984
HYUGA'D

>>2010984
She's a whore anyway and her fireflies are stupid! She stole our realest bug nigga too.

>>2010979

We can't all he heartless servants of the dark gods like you Chaos

>>2010984
I honestly feel done with her. I'll vote to beat the shit out of Ko later but it won't be for her.

>>2010976

>Ellipsesnon supports being a cuck

WHAT A SUPRISE

>>2010984

>The cucks win

Fuck everything, fuck it all to hell

>>2010988
This guy knows what's up! Bug pussy=skank pussy

>>2010994
I feel your pain bro

>>2010979
You gotta learn to be composed in defeat.

>>2010984
I admit, I'm a bit salty you pull this after it's pretty much all Sinchu's done when we played as him. Especially because the bo5 d20's you acknowledged as unbalanced is what fucked us, not our choices.

>>2010984

Sinchu runs off some of his drunkenness, stops dead, and realizes:

> "FUCK! I just left the noble alone with a bloody Hyuuga!"

And then rushes back...

>>2010993
This

>>2010994
Dude, Hotaru wasn't even that good, chill. It provides a great way forward in Sinchu actually applying himself to getting better. And honestly, why did Sinchu even like her in the first place? She's hot? No, she's really not. She's kind? Nah. She's capable? Not really.

Y'all are dumb for sticking to her.

>>2010984
I feel bad for sinchu, he just passed out and lost his dignity in front of everyone. The elder is NEVER gonna let this go.

>>2011009
he had a massive fetish for eyeliner.

>>2011009
I feel like you're focusing on the wrong aspect here anon

>>2011006

You don't get to speak double cuck

"....fuck." You feel your body slack as you realize that's stupid. Even running back to the bar and beating Ko's ass, which you totally could do, no problem, seems like a stupid option.

"I hate being a fucking adult." You say, turning around and walking back to the club. There's a giant hole in the wall where the table smash into it, but you don't pay it any attention. You nearly keel over as you feel your stomach turn to knots as you see Ko and that bitch Hotaru talking to the Noble, who seems to be angry about something. Probably you.

"Hey." You say, getting everyone attention. You're immediately surprised as the Noble wraps his arms around you, still drunk as shit as he hugs you. "Whoa!"

"GOOD BUDDY! This filthy Hyuga and his bug woman were telling so many lies about you!" He sniffles, rubbing some snot on your shirt. Gross. "They said you weren't the head of the Tetsu Clan and that you're an irresponsible idiot! But I didn't believe them! You're too cool to be any of those things, right?!"

Hmmm. You look up at Hotaru, who just stare at you from behind those sunglasses of hers. Then look at Ko, who frowns.

You grin. "DAMN RIGHT!" You shout, clapping your good buddy the Noble on the back. "These fuckers are just jealous of all my coolness!" You laugh, hoping that it hides the pain of your broken heart as you and the Noble walk out of the club. "Now, let me tell you about the time I defeated Hiashi Hyuga in hand to hand combat, with [one hand tied behind my back!

You're life is pure suffering, but you can sugar coat it with bullshit.

>What's Hiki feeling right now, besides fangs in his neck?

For fucks sake she didn't even like Sinchu. So I don't know why everyone is acting like she was his girlfriend.

>>2011031
See, bug whore is shit

>>2011031
Ow!

>>2011031

The noble is the truest bro in the world, I'm gonna be sad when he leaves.

And Hiki is feeling rather fine all things considered, a bit in shock, bit of pain, but hey that's what happens when a snake bites you

>>2011031

> Shock. Disbelief. Horror. Blistering, Mind-numbing Rage.

>>2011031
Noble is a surprisingly cool bud.

Also probably trying to nab the scroll from snake fuck.

>>2011031
Pain extreme pain since the cursed seal fucks up with your natural chakra flow.

>>2011031

What a sad, sad, motherfucker.

>You're life is pure suffering, but you can sugar coat it with bullshit
I feel you Sinchu

Hikis probably pretty surprised this Grass fucker he just punched to oblivion isn't dead.

>>2011034
It's funny. Duh.

>>2011047
>Also probably trying to nab the scroll from snake fuck.
Oooooh. Crafty.

>>2011055
>Funny

Annon Naruto quests are serious shit, ok?

Sinchu needs to find an OC Donut Steel lady who blows that Jezebel Hotaru out of the goddamn water

>>2011047

I'll support you anon, who needs to be suffering pain? Gotta get that scroll and then fuck this snake into oblivion....not literally

Oh guys first thing Hiki should be doing is coating his skin in iron. Or did the fangs already pierced his pearl white muscled skin?

>>2011057

That is crafty, but it isn't a feeling...

>>2011031
>>2011039
This.

>>2011034
I feel like Moon's punishing us for the old system he acknowledge as stupid, and not our own decisions. I just want her out of the quest now. The old system ruined our chance, Moon could have at least not been a dick about it.

>>2011066
Now that i think about it Sinchu would be a terrible/perfect ANBU to be under the godaime

>>2011067

Pretty sure we already got SNEK'D but if not then I support this

>>2011072
What is...feeling?

>>2011067

I think coating his skin in iron at this moment would break Orochimaru's teeth

>>2011072

Like the feeling of annoyance and hate that you generate by using ellipses?

>>2011082

An emotional state....

>>2011079

The fuck's the godaime?

>>2011083
>I think coating his skin in iron at this moment would break Orochimaru's teeth

Could maybe hold him long enough so Hiki can punch his fuck face too.

Okay then fellas.

2d100

First one's DC is 60.
Second one's DC is 50
You're gonna' be happy you had Tesshin with you mah' boys.

>>2011034
Cause we're in character? Plus it's funny

Rolled 42, 48 = 90 (2d100)

>>2011095

Rolled 97, 6 + 10 = 113 (2d100 + 10)

>>2011095

Rolled 50, 35 = 85 (2d100)

>>2011089
...sounds stupid.

>>2011095

Rolled 95, 41 = 136 (2d100)

>>2011095

>>2011092
Tsunade is the fifth Hokage. Gondaime means fifth in moonrunes.

Rolled 90, 77 = 167 (2d100)

>>2011095

Rolling...

Tesshin give me strength...

Rolled 4, 55 = 59 (2d100)

>>2011095

Dice gods, hear my call!

Rolled 75, 85 = 160 (2d100)

>>2011095

>>2011105
Tesshin answered, for the tesshin roll....huh...

>>2011101
pls ignore the +10 I can't into dice

>>2011104

You could've just said Tsunade

>>2011100
>>2011101
>>2011102
>>2011103
>>2011105
97/100 and 77/100

Both passes.

Congrats guys.

Writing.

>>2011113
The fucker gave us a one last time. Guess Tesshi is mad we didn't go investigate that murderous intent.

>>2011095
We owe Tesshin something nice for saving our ass.

>>2011118
We survived the seal?
>>2011116
I could but i didn't.

>>2011122

Maybe he just hates Ellipsesnon, and this is his one time good roll

>>2011123
Maybe we can ask sis if she can bake something for him. Wonder what kind of baked goods the Iron God likes.

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>You are...
>...oddly fine?

What...what's going on? You look into the terrifying eyes of the Grass Genin, that soul searching stare of his looks...confused? "Sorry, no vacancy asshole." You watch as Tesshin warps his face into a fist, slamming it right into the enemies face and sending him rocketing back farther and farther, till he crashes directly into the trunk of a huge tree. "Fuckin' creepy fuck."

You grunt, falling down to one knee as you look down at your shoulder where the Grass Genin had bitten you, and you're surprised by what you see. The surrounding bite are is iron, like when you Tekkotsu, but it's a dark iron, not unlike what Tesshin has in his normal form. Also, those fangs that were digging into your skin seem to be stuck in the iron as well.

"Tesshin," You say, barely a whisper, watching as the god of Iron slowly goes back into your shoulder. "Did you just...save me?"

"Nope." He says, and then he's gone. Well...what does that mean?

"Hiki!" You look up as Sasu and Kori leap to your side, looking you over for injuries. Sasu then smacks you upside the head, clearly angry with you. "What the hell man!? You knew he was big trouble so why did you go and jump down and attack him!"

"You could've been killed!" Kori shouts, tears in her eyes. Oh no, you made Kori cry. You look down, seeing Bebikau crying too. OH NO YOU MADE BEBIKAU CRY!

"I...." You pause, looking over at Gaara and his siblings. The red haired Sand Shinobi stares back, his body language awkward and unsure of what to do. "...I wasn't going to let him hurt Gaara." You say, standing up on your own."

"Dude, I don't think Gaara here has much to worry about." Sasu says, running his fingers through his hair.

"Doesn't matter, we're friends, and I said I'd protect my friends from now on." You say, wiping the embedded fangs off your shoulder as you stare at the Sand Genin.

>What now?

>>2011158
We should check to make sure snek has been properly disabled and maybe grab the scroll

>>2011158
Did we get his Scroll? If not, lets get out of here before he gets up. Scroll isn't worth risking Orochimaru Round 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Also, brofist Gaara.

>>2011158
Make sure the snake is down.

Maybe offer Gaara the chance to crush him. He seems a lot tougher than most people, it should be fun.

>captcha LARGA Skipass

What do you mean by this captcha?

>>2011158

> "Well. You said you wanted to kill him, and I want to help. If we keep staring slack-jawed at each other the bastard is going to get away."

>>2011158
>"He has a Heaven Scroll, we have two Earth Scrolls, you want to kill him, I do too."

>>2011158
>Get the scroll

>>2011158

Do we have the scroll? If so, we should leave after possibly tearing apart Orochimaru more

Let's kill him with our bro Gaara

>>2011158
We should move. Now.

>>2011031
Guys, Hotaru isn’t exactly entirely honest with people.

Maybe she’s fucking Ko, but somehow I doubt it. More likely she wants Sinchu to calm the fuck down and get off her back.

Or maybe she is fucking Ko. And if that’s how she chose to tell Sinchu then fuck her and we spend our free time spraying firefly nests with turpentine and lighting them.

>"Tesshin," You say, barely a whisper, watching as the god of Iron slowly goes back into your shoulder. "Did you just...save me?"

>"Nope." He says, and then he's gone. Well...what does that mean?

Tesshin is so tsu.

>>2011194
>we spend our free time spraying firefly nests with turpentine and lighting them.
sounds perfectly reasonable

>>2011194

> Or maybe she is fucking Ko. And if that’s how she chose to tell Sinchu then fuck her and we spend our free time spraying firefly nests with turpentine and lighting them.

This is very petty, but still want Sinchu to do it...

>>2011194

Hm, well that's a 50/50 toss up but. Do fireflies even have nests?

So, ya'll wanna' go after the Heaven Scroll with Gaara then?

I think that's what I'm seeing.

>>2011203
I just want my bugbro back and bitch stole him

>>2011204

This is good with me

>>2011204

Yes. Tag-team battle with our sand bros please...

>>2011204
yup

>>2011204
I want to get the fuck out need to protect our village friends. Besides i don't know if Gaara wants to team up.

Could always ask.

>>2011202
>>2011199
Or, yknow it could be something completely different. It’s a village of Ninja, who the fuck knows what’s going on?

Especially when the Hyūga clan head has a bet in play.

For all we know they were ordered to be there by their respective clan heads as a mission to fuck over Sinchu. Not like he’s been subtle with the bug lust

>>2011204

JOLLY COOPERATION

Autistic edition

>>2011204

Well while we didn't play Stuck in the Middle with You on Hidan. I'm more than happy to make up for it by doing it to Orochimaru

Team up wins.

2d100 again.

First DC is 40 for getting Gaara to cooperate, that Autistic Shinobi friendship of yours is really killing it.
Second DC is 80 for not fucking getting stomped by an enraged Orochimaru. Which, yes, he's pissed.

Rolled 69, 83 = 152 (2d100)

>>2011226

Rolled 53, 47 = 100 (2d100)

>>2011226

Rolling...

Punch Snek...

Rolled 49, 52 = 101 (2d100)

>>2011226

Rolled 77, 24 = 101 (2d100)

>>2011226

Rolled 2, 42 = 44 (2d100)

>>2011226

Rolled 59, 88 = 147 (2d100)

>>2011226
Lets TEAM UP

>>2011227
Welp.

>>2011227
excellent.

>>2011227
Done and done
>>2011233
Not a one.

>>2011227
>>2011229
>>2011230
>>2011231
>>2011232
77/100 and 88/100
Both pass.

Let's go snake hunting.

Writing.

>>2011227

GET FUCKED OROCHIMARU, HOLY SHIT MAN. THIS IS TOO GOOD

>>2011227

Teaming up with Gaara really helped.

>>2011227
Das it

>>2011227
Oh boy snake fucker btfo.

Rolled 69, 55 = 124 (2d100)

>>2011226

Came here to pound sneks and chew gum

And I'm all outta gum>>2011227

>>2011243
Oh boy two gennin kicking Orochimaru ass before he can do anything in the first day of the forest.

>>2011244
Interesting to note that between the two they might be able to capture him.

Iron injected into his joints locks them up, bullshit chakra sand swallows the rest.

>>2011247

Oh god ignore that post its a mess

>>2011241
So Moonrunes. How long until Orochimaru just goes "Nope. We're done here. There are easier Genin to molest then the Autistic Twins."

>>2011260

Odds are that Gaara will just splatter him, but we can hand off the chunks to the jonin at the tower...

>>2011266

Orochimaru isn't going to rape us.
We're going to rape him. Not literally like he would though

>>2011270
It’s Orochimaru, he will live.

>>2011276

> "... he will live."

I guess. But I'm pretty confident that he won't enjoy it...

>>2011276

That's fine as long as he learns never fuck with the amazing autist duo

>>2011278
It’s a pair of young teenaged boys (?) touching him repeatedly.

He will enjoy it regardless of context

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You look over to where the Grass Genin was sent flying, your eyes narrowing. He's still got the Heaven scroll. "Gaara," You say, turning back to your friend. "Do you have a Heaven or an Earth scroll?"

"Hey, hold on," Kankuro looks between you and his brother, worry on his face. "If you think we're just gonna' tell you something like you gotta' be-"

"We've got a Heaven scroll." Gaara says, holding it up in his hand and causing Kankuro to fall over. Hmmm, so it seems that even Sand shinobi have this problem, interesting.

You reach into your back pocket and grab the Earth scroll, tossing it over to Gaara who catches it with his floating sand. "We had an extra Earth scroll. That shinobi we just faced has a Heaven scroll. I'd appreciate it if you helped me deal with him."

Gaara looks down at the Heaven and Earth scrolls in his hands, then tosses them back to Temari who catches both. "Alright."

You turn to your teammates. "Me and Gaara will handle this, you two stay back." You can tell Sasu and Kori aren't happy about this, but considering what they just saw they stay quiet.

Gaara hovers over head, floating off the air using his sand while you run underneath him. When the two of you make it over to the destroyed tree trunk where the Grass Genin is currently pulling himself out of, you can already feel the intense animosity pouring out of him. "He's mad." You say.

"Well, you did punch him into a tree." Gaara points out. Wait, was that a joke? No, you did punch him into a tree, but the way he said it- "Just knock him into my sand, I'll handle the rest from there."

"If that's what makes you comfortable." You say, rushing forward.

The Grass Genin glares at the two of you, his face even more destroyed and revealing an even more sinister side underneath. That smile of his though, it's still there as he holds up the Heaven scroll. "That's it Hikigaya, come and take it!"

You roar as you leap into the air, you Tekkotsu your entire knee before slamming it into the enemies outstretched palm. Unlike before he manages to hold up against your strength, only being pushed back a good five yards before he's pinned back against the tree. You start throwing a flurry of blows at him, turning your limbs to iron and smashing them against his skin with newfound fury.

However you don't take into account how tricky your opponent is. Just as you're about to slam a fist into his face, the Grass Genin's neck seems to stretch out like a snake, wrapping around your body as he snarls at you. You're about to find yourself bitten like before, when a large clump of sand smacks right into the enemies face, causing him to scream out in pain.

You take the opportunity to roll out of his grasp, leaping over to Gaara and observing as the sand starts to envelop his whole body. "What sort of technique is this?" You ask, staring as Gaara holds up one hand, slowly closing it into a fist.

>>2011295
>News at 11: Two autistic children beat the shit out of a pedophile

>>2011301
Hero of the day

>be hiki
>be autistic
>be bitten by a dick
>proceed to beat the hell out of him with my fellow autistic friend
>turns out to be a sannin
>be too autistic to care

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>>2011295
"Sand Burial Coffin." He says, finally putting the last bit of squeeze he needed. The Genin's entire body is crushed. Blood and gore shoot out form the giant clump of sand, a bit of it hitting you and Gaara in the process. You take a small look at him, noticing the small, twisted smile on his face. You can't help but smile as well. Yes, defeating such a dangerous foe does warrant a smile.

Then you see the Genin's head pop, literally pop out of the sand, wriggling its way up the side of the tree like a damn snake almost. "Hisssss!" It...hisses back at you and Gaara, surprising the both of you. "You're valuable Hikigaya, I'll give you that, but you're not the only prime specimen in this forest. Don't worry though, I'll be sure to play with you again." And with that he just...slithers away, faster than either you or Gaara can keep up with.

There's silence between the two of you, mostly surprise at the fact that you just saw what might possibly be considered a, well.... "Do you think...he was an alien?" You ask Gaara, who just slowly turns to look at you. You blush. "Nevermind." You walk over to the bloody pile of sand, rummaging around until you find what you were looking for. "The Heaven scroll." You say, showing it off to Gaara. "Looks like everything worked out in the end."

"He said there were other people in the forest he had an interest in." Gaara says, looking up into the trees where the Grass Genin slithered off.

"That he did." You say, tucking the Heaven scroll away. It's possible that that man could be going after others in the Forest, and that their lives could be in danger. At the same time, you just barely managed to defeat him with the help of Gaara, and something tells you that the enemy wasn't really trying to kill the two of you.

>What do?
>Congrats, you fended off the Pedo Snek.

>>2011325
We have our scrolls. We should make for the tower and tell an official what we just saw

>>2011325
Get back to team.

Should we protect our fellow gennin or just report this incident to a jounin in the tower?

>>2011325
Try to get in contact with the test... proctors or whatever they'd be called. He's clearly pretending to be someone else to be here and other people are in danger.
Inb4 Anko shows up and we spill our spaghetti again.

>>2011325
screw the rest of the people here, lets go, we did what we needed to do.

>>2011325
Regroup with both teams, proceed to the center together, we're done here.

>>2011325
Get to the tower, contact the proctors. They're in a better position to deal with this then we are.
We need to make sure our team is safe.

>>2011325
Take this opportunity to stare at Anko’s ti-
Alert her to the problem. Ahem. Yes.

>>2011349
Support.

>>2011325

> "Even if it gave us a cleaer idea of who it was seeking out, we would not be likely to run into them in here. We just have to hope whoever it finds can handle themselves, and tell a proctor about what happened later."

> "Cool technique by the way."

Regroup, head to the tower, tell the Proctors what happened.

Writing.

Oh also, let's see....hmmmm. Let's see exactly who Orochimaru runs into.

1d10
1. Sasuke
2. Hinata
3.Sasuke
4. Neji
5. Sasuke
6. Lee
7. Sasuke
8. Shino
9. Sasuke
10. Choji.

Taking 1st and 5th rolls.

Good luck.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>2011374