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It was a normal day in October when the magical portal first appeared in the sky and thousands of magical girls flew out. They chanted "Desu! Desu! Desu!" as they poisoned your water supplies, burned your crops, and delivered plagues into your houses.

Humanity could only watch in horror as the magical girls continued their brutal conquest. One by one, cities and nations fell to the might and magic of the ruthless invaders.

You are a hard-boiled Japanese schoolboy detective fighting alongside other resistance fighters against the eldritch abominations known as the Mahou Shoujo. Can you stop the magical invasion or will you and your comrades suffer a fate worse than death?

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In the last episode, Captain Steve Rogers gave his life to give you and the other resistance fighters a chance to escape from the magical girls. You told him to keep the last bullet for himself as being captured by magical girls would be a fate worse than death.

You and your fellow resistance fighters then decided to go separate ways to gather intel and meet back at the military base where the legendary general, Thundercock Ross, is waging war against the forces of the magical girls.

Resistance Fighter #3 and Resistance Fighter #4 returned with items of dubious use, while Resistance Fighter #5 returned with only bad news from different parts of the world. Resistance Fighter #6 went missing while trying to sneak into the magical girl headquarters.

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Continued from: >>1978687
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>>1986656
>>1986662
>>1986761
>>1987621

>Convince General Thundercock to pull an all-out assault on the Magical Girl HQ

After you arrive at the military base, you try to convince General Thundercock to pull an all-out assault on the Magical Girl HQ. You feel intimidated by his bulging muscles and great bushy mustache, but you make your case either way.

General Thundercock agrees with your plan but also lets you know that if the assault on the magical girl headquarters is unsuccessful, he’ll launch every last nuclear missile in the base. “Better to die like men than to see our sons serve the Mahou!” He lets you know in a grave voice.

>Continued
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>>2001802

>Find HARDENED BISHOP - the world’s best Black Ops Operative and Anti-Magic Espionage Expert

You also try to find Hardened Bishop, the greatest Black Ops Operative and Anti-Magic Espionage Expert in the world.

You know that he’s the only one who can get into the enemy headquarters and sabotage their defenses, so General Thundercock and the rest of you can successfully overtake their headquarters.

Last you heard, he was deep in the Alaskan Wilderness, trying to sabotage Mahou Gear at an American Military Base the Magical Girls took over.

After days of searching, you finally find him hiding in a cardboard box, surrounded by a dozen dead mahous. You tell him why you need his help.

“I can’t help you,” He grunts, “I made a promise that I’ll never take another life!”

“Dude, you just killed a dozen more mahous since we started talking!” Bob says in an incredulous voice.

“Shit, you are right,” Bishop grunts as he notices his hands choking another magical girl to death as he was speaking, “Okay, I’m in.”

Hardened Bishop has joined the party
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>>2001805

>Take the Red Pill

Your head feels funny after you swallow the red pill. To your surprise, you realize that you can now understand what the magical girls had been saying.

Magical Girl 1: Desu! Desu! Desu! (Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Sanity is for the weak desu!)

Magical Girl 2: Desu! Desu! Desu! (For working Mahou Shoujo to be free, we must seize control of the means of production desu!)

Magical Girl 3: Desu! Desu! Desu! (Ia! Yog-Sothoth! Let loose the Gates, we turn the Key! Usher in the return of the ineffable Darkness, banish the Light and its myriad lies desu!)

You notice one of the other resistance fighters taking a blue pill, you ask him what he hears. He says, “I dunno, they are talking about tea parties and sharing candies with their friends, I think.”

>Continued
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>>2001808

>Build a raygun to exterminate Mahous, using the toasters heat energy

You use the toaster Resistance Fighter #4 got from Dr. Hououin Kyouma to build a raygun to exterminate Mahous.

You are not sure if it will work, but you decide that it’s the best option you have right now.

"The doc said something about how we can use the toaster to infiltrate the magical girls headquarters," Resistance Fighter #4 reminds you, "He said his microwave told him about our mission."

"I'm not really sure if we should follow the advice of a guy who talks to his appliances," Bob shakes his head in resignation, "But it's not like we have any better plan right now."

>Continued
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>>2001820

A few days after Bishop joined your team, you and your team were going over plans to infiltrate into the magical girls headquarters.

"So, I say we take one really big cardboard box," Bishop continues, "Or we take eight smaller cardboard boxes and......"

"This is fucking retarded," Bob mutters under his breath, "I really hope we come up with a better plan and soon."

Suddenly you hear an alarm and notice several soldiers running around with guns.

"It's the Mahous! They have somehow got inside our base!" One of the soldiers shouts at you frantically.

What do you do?

>Take your raygun and join the fight

>Hide under a cardboard box

>Surrender and beg for mercy

>Do something else [Write-in]
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>>2001840
Thank God OP wasn't kill

>Do something else [Write-in]
We tell them to take us to their leader, our plan is to go straight through their front doors, but this is just a diversion so Armless John can sneak into their base and free the prisoners of war using his super human leg skills to stealthily move about, we also mix the remaining blue and red pills with magical potion to create the purple pill which we plan to trick the Magical Girl King into eating
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>>2001840
Sure let's talk to their leader, We can understand them now anyway
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Got busy, hopefully will continue in a few hours.
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>>2001840
>Surrender and beg for mercy
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>>2001845
>>2002124
>>2005336

"Take us to your leader," You tell the invading magical girls as you realize there are too many of them to fight.

"We don't have a leader desu," One of the magical girls replies in a cheerful voice as the human soldiers retreat, "We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune desu!"

“Still, could you please not kill us and take us to your headquarters instead?” You plead, “We surrender! Please have mercy!”

“If you say so desu.” The magical girl happily waves you good bye as you and your comrades are tied up and marched towards the Mahou Shoujo headquarters.
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>>2007678

“This seems like a plan that will get us all killed,” Bob murmurs as he walks beside you, “But at this point, I look forward to it.”

“Do you know why the Mahou paint everything pink?” Resistance Fighter #2 says ominously as the magical girl HQ becomes visible, “They say it’s easier to hide the bloodstains.”

You and the rest of the resistance fighters are thrown into the dungeons where the Mahous keep the prisoners of war.

You notice that the dungeon walls are also unsurprisingly painted pink.

Is this where I die? You wonder as you hear someone screaming, “My eyes, they took my fucking eyes!” and someone else screaming, “My leg!”.
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>>2007699

You remember that you still have the red pills and the blue pills along with the magical potion hidden in your pocket.

You decide to mix everything together and make a Purple Pill.

“What do you think will happen if someone takes the purple pill?” Resistance Fighter #1 says in a voice filled with awe, “I think eating it will turn a grown man into a magical girl!”

“No, I think it turns magical girls into heavily muscled men with chest hair!” Resistance Fighter #2 says. You notice that he has a raging erection but choose not to comment on that.

“It probably gives you magical aids or something,” Bob says in a morose voice, “Or cancer. If it’s cancer, I’m calling dibs.”

What do you think the purple pill will do?

>Turns men into magical girls

>Turns magical girls into heavily muscled men

>Turns everyone into an eldritch abominations

>Cool magical powers and laser eyes

>Death from magical overdose

>Magical AIDS or Cancer

>Something else [Write-in]
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>>2007798
>Something else [Write-in]
IIt turns normal people into magical Kamen Rider, who dresses fly as fuck and uses extremely colourful magic and spawns hundreds of probably unheathly to everyone but you mana particles upon transformation in a quick burst.
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>>2007846
-and it only lasts 5 minutes.
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>>2007798
Death by Magical overdose for sure
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>>2007798
>Death from magical overdose
Unless they are a human boy, then it turns then into a magical girl(male).
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>>2007846
>>2007865
>>2007948
>>2008139

"I think it turns normal people into magical Kamen Riders," You say after some thought, "But if someone already magical takes the purple pill, they die from magical overdose."

"Okay, then we'll have to decide whether we take the pill ourselves or somehow trick the magical girls into eating it," Bob says thoughtfully, "Let's keep it hidden for now."

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You later find Resistance Fighter #6 in the dungeons as well. It seems he did indeed get captured when trying to sneak into the magical girls headquarters a few weeks ago.

“Guys! I’m so glad to see you!” He says cheerfully, “Turns out some of the magical girls are really nice! They gave me really cute outfits to wear and invited me to their tea parties!”

“Fuck, those monsters must have brainwashed him!” Resistance Fighter #2 says in a terrified voice.

“They probably made the poor guy star in those lewd harem anime too!” Resistance Fighter #1 says in a disturbed voice, “I shudder to think what other horrors they put him through!”

“They gave me candy and asked me to hold their hands,” Resistance Fighter #6 happily smiles, “It felt really nice!”

What do you do?

>It’s too late for him, we should mercy kill him

>Yell “TRAITOR!” and beat him to death with the toaster

>Hit him on the head and knock him out, maybe we’ll find a cure someday

>Leave him to his drug fueled fantasies, at least he is happy there

>Wonder if he is right and life under the magical girls isn't all that bad

>Ask him for some candy

>Let’s try something else [Write-in]
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>>2008929
>Let’s try something else [Write-in]
>Ask him where the real Resistance Fighter #6 is, if this fake mahou spy refuses to talk then test the purple pill on him
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>>2008983

>Ask him where the real Resistance Fighter #6 is, if this fake mahou spy refuses to talk then test the purple pill on him

"What have you done with the real Lee?" You ask the fake mahou spy, "The real Lee would never betray humanity like this!"

"I don't know what you guys are talking about!" The fake mahou spy protests.

"Ask him if he is a Mahou Shoujo!" Resistance Fighter #4 says, "I read it on a blog once that mahous have to answer truthfully if someone asks them if they are a mahou shoujo or not. Just like the lizard people!"

"That sounds absolutely retarded," Bob sighs, "But let's try it anyway."

"Are you a mahou shoujo?" You ask the fake mahou spy.

“That’s a really dumb question desu,” The fake mahou spy replies, “I’m not going to answer that desu!”

“Let’s test the purple pill on him,” You tell your comrades, “Then we can be sure if he’s really human or not.”

You and the rest of the resistance fighters force the fake mahou spy to eat the purple pill.

He…she…it begins to magically transform and shouts, ”Death to humans! Glory to the Mahou Shoujo!”

You step back as the fake mahou spy overdoses on excess magic and literally explodes, taking a good part of the dungeon wall with it.

“Okay, that was some pretty fucked up shit,” Bob says, “But at least it got us out of the dungeon.”

>Continued
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An alarm begins to sound in the Mahou Shoujo HQ as you escape from the dungeons.

“Guys, let’s hide under this big cardboard box I found!” Bishop shouts as you run.

“This is utterly stupid,” Bob mutters as you follow Bishop’s plan, “But fuck it, let’s try it anyway.”

”Where did they go desu?” You hear one of the magical girls say as you all hide in the cardboard box, “Those humans were here just a moment ago desu!”

“They actually fell for it!” Bob murmurs from under the cardboard box, “I’m officially done trying to make sense of how these mahou shoujos work.”

With Bishop’s help, you somehow manage to avoid the magical girls searching for you and your comrades.

>Continued
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You make your way through the Mahou Shoujo headquarters, careful not to raise any more alarms.

“Greetings, fellow humans!” A little girl wearing military uniform suddenly stops you, “I, Tanya von Degurechaff, a fellow human just like you, will help you crush those mahou shoujo maggots!”

“We can’t trust her, she is obviously a magic user!” Resistance Fighter #1 says, “And a little girl. Never trust little girls!”

“Ya, but she is wearing military uniform” Resistance Fighter #2 says, “Someone wearing military uniform can never be evil!”

“That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard,” Bob sighs, “And I hid under a cardboard box today to escape from magical girls.”

“I think we can trust her,” Resistance Fighter #3 says, “I can’t explain it, but somehow she feels like a 40 year old Japanese salaryman in the body of a little girl.”

“I read rumors on the internet but never believed them,” Resistance Fighter #4 says in an awed voice, “About a little girl who committed numerous war crimes against the mahous during the war.”

“She is probably an eldritch abomination whose form we cannot comprehend,” Resistance Fighter #5 says in an uneasy voice, “And thus, our brains behold the form of a little girl to make sense of an insane world!”

What do you think?

>Let’s trust her, what’s the worst that could happen?

>Tell her to get lost, we can’t trust little girls that can use magic!

>Don’t trust her just yet, but let her come with us for now.

>Ask her what she knows about the magical girls headquarter.

>She is obviously evil, but we can use her powers to defeat the Mahou.

>Try to beat her to death with the toaster, it’s the only logical thing to do.

>Do something else [Write-in]
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>>2009224
>Let’s trust her, what’s the worst that could happen?
She may be a Magical Girl but she is capitalist so she isn't evil
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>Let’s trust her, what’s the worst that could happen?

"Let's trust her, what's the worst that could happen?" You tell the other resistance fighters.

“Guys, we are not really going to trust her, are we?” Bob looks confused.

“She may be a magic user, but she is also a capitalist,” You say in a confident voice, “And we all know capitalists can never be evil!”

“I’m not even going to try to argue with that one.” Bob says in a morose voice.

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“Here are some anti-magic machineguns and tactical gear,” Tanya hands you weapons and armors, “Use these to rain death on those godless mahou shoujos! God save the Fatherland!”

“There’s blood on them,” Bob says as he inspects the gears, “Where did you get these?”

“You ask too many questions,” Tanya shrugs him off, “All right troops... It's time for war!”

>Continued
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>>2009313

“We need to jam their defenses and give General Thundercock a chance to raid this place,” Resistance Fighter #2 suggests as you make your way through the compound, “Maybe we can also try freeing the other prisoners of war to help us.”

“They are probably too far gone at this point to help us,” Resistance Fighter #5 says, “Few can stay sane after suffering months of torture and worse at the hands of those eldritch abominations!”

“There is supposed to be a magical reactor that serves as the center of the mahou shoujo’s power,” Bishop grunts, “I learnt about it when I went to sabotage the Mahou Gear in Alaska. We should try to blow it up.”

“Dr. Hououin Kyouma did say that the magical girls require massive magical energy to stay in material form in our world,” Resistance Fighter #4 says thoughtfully, “Maybe if we blow up the reactor, they will all be transported back to their world?”

“It’s worth a try,” Resistance Fighter #1 agrees, “But blowing up the reactor will require massive amounts of energy.”

“Maybe we can use the toaster’s heat energy to make the reactor overload and malfunction?” You suggest.

“I’m 90% sure that’s not how any of this is supposed to work,” Bob says, “But I don’t know enough about magical reactors to come up with a better plan. Okay, let’s do this shit.”

“I can take us to the reactor,” Bishop grunts, “But I’m sure it will be guarded by the most powerful of the mahou shoujos.”

>Continued
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>>2009343

You make your way to the magical reactor, fighting and defeating weaker magical girls on the way.

You finally arrive at the reactor and find three high ranking Mahou Shoujo defending it.

“Was getting caught part of your plan desu?” Mahou Shoujo #1 asks.

“Of course.” You reply as you had always secretly planned to infiltrate the Mahou Shoujo base.

“You’re a big guy desu!” Mahou Shoujo #2 says in a cheerful voice.

“For you.” You say with a confident tone.

“Bro, you are like twelve years old,” Bob sighs, “I doubt you are a big guy by any means.”

You ignore Bob as always and prepare to fight.

>Continued
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>>2009387

You are fighting three high ranking Mahou Shoujo.

Sakura Kinomoto
Mahou Shoujo #1
Bio: Poisoned water supplies, burned crops, and delivered plagues into houses.
HP: 20/20

Madoka Kaname
Mahou Shoujo #2
Bio: Blew up a bus full of autistic children, after selling them heroin.
HP: 20/20

Nanoha Takamachi
Mahou Shoujo #3
Bio: Gassed 70 million humans, and then kicked a puppy.
HP: 20/20

>Roll 3d20 to attack the three Mahou Shoujo, higher rolls are better.
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Rolled 18, 11, 15 = 44 (3d20)

>>2009408
I convert the attack check into a bluff check to make them believe that the toaster is the replacement reactor battery and that they should hook it up to the reactor
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>>2009408
I surrender and ask them to make me into their harem slice of life anime protagonist
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>>2009408
Kill them all
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>>2009421
>>2009433
>>2009552

The Mahous take 18, 11, 15 damage respectively.

Sakura Kinomoto
Mahou Shoujo #1
Bio: Poisoned water supplies, burned crops, and delivered plagues into houses.
HP: 2/20

Madoka Kaname
Mahou Shoujo #2
Bio: Blew up a bus full of autistic children, after selling them heroin.
HP: 9/20

Nanoha Takamachi
Mahou Shoujo #3
Bio: Gassed 70 million humans, and then kicked a puppy.
HP: 5/20

"Ouch! My head hurts desu!" One of the mahous says as your attack does significant damage, "What were we doing here again desu?"

"The toaster is the replacement reactor battery," You try to bluff, "And you should hook it up to the reactor."

"No it's not desu!" The magical girl with the least damage shakes her head angrily.

You'll probably need to hit their heads harder before they fall for your bluff.
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>>2009606

The mahous are preparing for their counterattack. There are 9 Resistance Fighters ready to fight.

Howard
Resistance Fighter #1
Bio: Marketing executive who lost his job after the invasion
HP: 20/20

Bruce
Resistance Fighter #2
Bio: Soldier whose family was murdered by the Mahous
HP: 20/20

Mike
Resistance Fighter #3
Bio: Guy who thinks marijuana overdose is a thing
HP: 20/20

Bill
Resistance Fighter #4
Bio: Former NEET who believes in strange conspiracy theories
HP: 20/20

Scott
Resistance Fighter #5
Bio: Doctor who considers magical girls to be abominations
HP: 20/20

Lee
Resistance Fighter #6
Bio: Idealistic young man who fights for justice
Status: Missing

Takeshi
Resistance Fighter #7
Bio: Hard-boiled Japanese schoolboy detective
HP: 20/20

Bob
Resistance Fighter #8
Bio: A skeptical man with a mysterious past
HP: 20/20

Captain Rogers
Resistance Fighter #9
Bio: Decorated marine with over 300 confirmed kills
Status: Dead

Hardened Bishop
Resistance Fighter #10
Bio: Black Ops Operative and Anti-Magic Espionage Expert
HP: 20/20

Tanya von Degurechaff
Resistance Fighter #11
Bio: Mass murdering psychopath accused of war crimes
HP: 20/20

>Roll 9d20 to attack the three Mahou Shoujo, lower rolls are better.
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>>2009611
>Roll 9d20 to defend against* the three Mahou Shoujo, lower rolls are better.
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Rolled 11, 1, 9, 13, 16, 6, 18, 4, 15 = 93 (9d20)

>>2009616
I will have you know I am an expert at crit failing
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Rolled 19, 18, 16, 1, 13, 19, 15, 17, 11 = 129 (9d20)

>>2009616
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>>2009620
>>2009623

Taking the lower of the two rolls in each case.

The Resistance Fighters take 11, 1, 9, 1, 13, 6, 15, 4, 11 damage respectively.

Howard
Resistance Fighter #1
Bio: Marketing executive who lost his job after the invasion
HP: 9/20

Bruce
Resistance Fighter #2
Bio: Soldier whose family was murdered by the Mahous
HP: 19/20

Mike
Resistance Fighter #3
Bio: Guy who thinks marijuana overdose is a thing
HP: 11/20

Bill
Resistance Fighter #4
Bio: Former NEET who believes in strange conspiracy theories
HP: 19/20

Scott
Resistance Fighter #5
Bio: Doctor who considers magical girls to be abominations
HP: 7/20

Lee
Resistance Fighter #6
Bio: Idealistic young man who fights for justice
Status: Missing

Takeshi
Resistance Fighter #7
Bio: Hard-boiled Japanese schoolboy detective
HP: 14/20

Bob
Resistance Fighter #8
Bio: A skeptical man with a mysterious past
HP: 5/20

Captain Rogers
Resistance Fighter #9
Bio: Decorated marine with over 300 confirmed kills
Status: Dead

Hardened Bishop
Resistance Fighter #10
Bio: Black Ops Operative and Anti-Magic Espionage Expert
HP: 16/20

Tanya von Degurechaff
Resistance Fighter #11
Bio: Mass murdering psychopath accused of war crimes
HP: 9/20

"Fuck! That hurt!" Bob screams in pain as he takes the worst of the hits.

“To the battlefield! The front lines! Then the edge of death!” Tanya shouts maniacally, “Fire! Rain Hell! Fire! Go!”

“You sure that she is right in the head?” Bob whispers as he tends to his injured knee.

“Not really, but at least she seems to be good at killing the mahous.” You reply.
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>>2009673

You are fighting three high ranking Mahou Shoujo.

Sakura Kinomoto
Mahou Shoujo #1
Bio: Poisoned water supplies, burned crops, and delivered plagues into houses.
HP: 2/20

Madoka Kaname
Mahou Shoujo #2
Bio: Blew up a bus full of autistic children, after selling them heroin.
HP: 9/20

Nanoha Takamachi
Mahou Shoujo #3
Bio: Gassed 70 million humans, and then kicked a puppy.
HP: 5/20

>Roll 3d20 to attack the three Mahou Shoujo, higher rolls are better.
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Rolled 14, 7, 5 = 26 (3d20)

>>2009678
Let's see if I still remember how to roll dice on this board
>inb4 critfail
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>>2009693

The Mahous take 14, 7, 5 damage respectively.

Sakura Kinomoto
Mahou Shoujo #1
Bio: Poisoned water supplies, burned crops, and delivered plagues into houses.
Status: Dead

Madoka Kaname
Mahou Shoujo #2
Bio: Blew up a bus full of autistic children, after selling them heroin.
HP: 2/20

Nanoha Takamachi
Mahou Shoujo #3
Bio: Gassed 70 million humans, and then kicked a puppy.
Status: Dead

"There's just one of them left," Resistance Fighter #1 says, "And she seems pretty weak, we got this!"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mahou Shoujo academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the human world, and I have over 300 confirmed kills desu." The last mahou shoujo yells, "I am trained in magical warfare and I’m the top shoujo in the entire mahou forces! You are fucking dead desu!"
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>>2009725

The last mahou is preparing for her counterattack. There are 9 Resistance Fighters ready to fight.

Howard
Resistance Fighter #1
Bio: Marketing executive who lost his job after the invasion
HP: 9/20

Bruce
Resistance Fighter #2
Bio: Soldier whose family was murdered by the Mahous
HP: 19/20

Mike
Resistance Fighter #3
Bio: Guy who thinks marijuana overdose is a thing
HP: 11/20

Bill
Resistance Fighter #4
Bio: Former NEET who believes in strange conspiracy theories
HP: 19/20

Scott
Resistance Fighter #5
Bio: Doctor who considers magical girls to be abominations
HP: 7/20

Lee
Resistance Fighter #6
Bio: Idealistic young man who fights for justice
Status: Missing

Takeshi
Resistance Fighter #7
Bio: Hard-boiled Japanese schoolboy detective
HP: 14/20

Bob
Resistance Fighter #8
Bio: A skeptical man with a mysterious past
HP: 5/20

Captain Rogers
Resistance Fighter #9
Bio: Decorated marine with over 300 confirmed kills
Status: Dead

Hardened Bishop
Resistance Fighter #10
Bio: Black Ops Operative and Anti-Magic Espionage Expert
HP: 16/20

Tanya von Degurechaff
Resistance Fighter #11
Bio: Mass murdering psychopath accused of war crimes
HP: 9/20

>Roll 9d20 to defend against the Mahou Shoujo, lower rolls are better.
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Rolled 1, 5, 18, 12, 4, 7, 20, 19, 20 = 106 (9d20)

>>2009732
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>>2009735
>18
>20
>19
>20
Forgive me lord for I have sinned
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Rolled 14, 10, 4, 18, 7, 3, 13, 17, 12 = 98 (9d20)

>>2009732
Captain Rogers must have been converted to a communist mahou shoujo, maybe we can talk him out of this, I summon Milo Piannopolis to debate and explain why liberals are stupid
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Rolled 15, 7, 6, 17, 12, 5, 9, 20, 16 = 107 (9d20)

>>2009732
Ningen, why.

>>2009725
>Sakura and Nanoha are dead, Madoka is about to join them.
Jesus Christ in Heaven Above, I feel like a fucking monster for even taking part in this. I know its not actually THEM them but it hardly sits with me.
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>>2009749
Just think of this as a corrupted world line, there may be a world line where mahou shoujo are just a marketing scam for horny virgins or one where mahou shojo serve The Justice
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>>2009749
It's for the greater good, anon.
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>>2009735
>>2009739
>>2009740
>>2009749
>>2009763

Fuck, way more character deaths than I expected after taking the lowest of 3 rolls.

The Resistance Fighters take 1, 5, 4, 12, 7, 3, 9, 17, 12 damage respectively.

Howard
Resistance Fighter #1
Bio: Marketing executive who lost his job after the invasion
HP: 8/20

Bruce
Resistance Fighter #2
Bio: Soldier whose family was murdered by the Mahous
HP: 14/20

Mike
Resistance Fighter #3
Bio: Guy who thinks marijuana overdose is a thing
HP: 7/20

Bill
Resistance Fighter #4
Bio: Former NEET who believes in strange conspiracy theories
HP: 7/20

Scott
Resistance Fighter #5
Bio: Doctor who considers magical girls to be abominations
Status: Dead

Lee
Resistance Fighter #6
Bio: Idealistic young man who fights for justice
Status: Missing

Takeshi
Resistance Fighter #7
Bio: Hard-boiled Japanese schoolboy detective
HP: 11/20

Bob
Resistance Fighter #8
Bio: A skeptical man with a mysterious past
Status: Dead

Captain Rogers
Resistance Fighter #9
Bio: Decorated marine with over 300 confirmed kills
Status: Dead

Hardened Bishop
Resistance Fighter #10
Bio: Black Ops Operative and Anti-Magic Espionage Expert
Status: Dead

Tanya von Degurechaff
Resistance Fighter #11
Bio: Mass murdering psychopath accused of war crimes
Status: Dead
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>>2009775
>half the team killed
So this is the power of Madoka's despair
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>>2009775
>Hardened Bishop
>Status: Dead
Bishop? BISHOP?! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHOOOOOOOOP!!!
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>>2009775
I'm pretty sure you're doing it intentionally, but the traditional saying is "delivered plague unto their houses", not into.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

If this roll is high enough Lee arrives to save us.
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>>2009781
>>2009787
>>2009802
>>2009826

“Eldritch abominations……” Scott mutters his favorite phrase one last time before he falls dead. You did not know him too well, but he was a comrade who fought alongside you for many months. You carefully put his body to rest for the final time.

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“So this is how I die,” Bob lets out one last sigh as he bleeds out, “After all this time, getting knifed by a single magical girl when we had nearly won the battle.”

“Don’t give up, Bob!” You cry out in anguish, “You can still make it! We’ll take you to the hospital and….”

“Don’t bother lying, Takeshi” Bob says in a voice distorted by pain, “We both know I’m done. You know, even though I complained all the time, I actually enjoyed the time we spent together. But I’m really tired, let me rest for now.”

You close Bob’s eyes after he passes away. He was the closest comrade you had, you are going to miss him the most.

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“Everyone Dies. You can't stop it. You can't run from it,” Hardened Bishop salutes you one last time as he coughs up blood, “Let me tell you something... Don't... Don't waste the life you have left fighting.”

You salute the dying soldier back as you hear someone on his codec scream, “Bishop? BISHOP?! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHOOOOOOOOP!!!

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“This isn’t over, Being X!” Tanya deliriously screams at the sky, “I’ll win next time!”

You try your best to comfort the psychotic little girl as she too collapses.

Even though you get the feeling that she was planning to betray you later, you cannot help but feel sad for her death.
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>>2009852
fighting meguca is suffering
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>>2009802

Wrote it wrong the first time, been copying that ever since.

>>2009852

You vow to avenge your fallen brethren as you notice the last mahou shoujo preparing for attack.

"I'm taking you all with me desu!" The last mahou shoujo shouts as she prepares her final attack.

Most of your comrades are exhausted, this attack might end it, not just for your team, but for all of humanity!

>>2009826

Suddenly you notice a hooded figure running towards the Mahou Shoujo.

"It's Lee, the real one!" Howard shouts in an invigorated voice as he recognizes the hooded figure.

Lee pulls out his gun as he reaches the staggered magical girl and shoots her from point blank range.

“Not this shit again desu…..” The magical girl mutters as she falls dead.

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“We thought you were dead!” Bruce asks in a shocked voice, “What happened to you, Lee?”

“They took my fucking eyes,” Lee says as he takes off his hood, “Also they broke my legs, both of them.”

“Wait, if you are blind and crippled,” You ask in a confused voice, “How did you pull off that run and shoot her?”

“Nanomachines, Takeshi-san,” Lee says in a voice far more manly than you remember, “The answer is always nanomachines.”

“That explains everything,” You nod without giving it much thought.

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The magical girls defending the reactor has been defeated. But there are still thousands more magical girls all around the world causing pain and misery.

You use the toaster’s heat energy to make the magical reactor overflow with the energy, hoping to put an end to the magical invasion once and for all.

“It’s going to blow!” Howard yells as the magical reactor begins to malfunction, “Everyone, Run!”

>Continued
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>>2009943

The magical reactor explodes just as you make your way out of the Mahou Shoujo HQ.

"I lived, I somehow lived!" Howard says in a voice more confused than happy, “I was sure I would die there!”

"Ya, I thought we were the expendable ones, the nameless background characters that always get killed near the end of the movie,” Mike says in a confused voice, “What just happened here?”

“It feels like blind luck has somehow killed the major characters with established backstories instead of killing us,” Bill says in a puzzled voice, “I have no idea how that happened either.”

“I even prepared a speech for when I would die,” Bruce looks more confused than anyone else, “Anyone still wants to hear it? No? Okay, alright.”

“Guys, you all played important roles in stopping the magical invasion and saving the world.” You are not used to making motivational speeches but still you try your best, “Our comrades would have been proud of you! Well, Bob would probably just sigh and shake his head, but the rest of them would definitely be proud! I know that I am proud of you!”

The other resistance fighters look more positive when you finish your speech. You feel even better when you hear reports of how magical girls have begun to disappear from all over the world.

You smile as you realize your quest was successful and you avenged the deaths of your fallen brethren.

>Epilogue
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>>2010015

Epilogue

Things went back to normal after only a few months. Humans are pretty good at rebuilding if nothing else.

General Thundercock Ross grumbled the last time you met him, about how the magical girls are still out there, possibly planning to invade the human world yet again.

“If they come, we’ll just have to stop them again!” You said in a confident voice.

Dr. Hououin Kyouma had already started working on anti-magic gears. Whether the magical girls return or not, you and your comrades will always remain vigilant.

You never got to meet your childhood friend though, but somehow you feel that she is alright.

It seems you have grown from the cynical hard-boiled schoolboy detective you were a year ago, you are now a mostly optimistic teenage detective.

Things are not perfect, they never are. But somehow the world feels just a little bit brighter than it was before the invasion.

Fin
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>>2010106
It was a short but fun ride. Thanks for running
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>>2010106
Missed pretty much the entire quest, but it was a fun ride nevertheless. Thanks for running!
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>>2010106
Was short and fun, and actually reached an epilogue unlike many quests




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