Alright so, before we get into the fun times that is Sinchu and Taka at the retirement home. I need some info from you guys.

What three things has Taka been trying to improve over the past two months? Or maybe just two things, or one thing.

Hell if you wanted him to be super Genjutsu guy then go for it. You're choice man.

>>1999684
Vampire Hunting.
He's got a nack for it.

>>1999693
I meant like, stat wise.

Though we can go with vampire hunting if ya'll want. Whole new stat, sure, that's cool.

God help me.

>>1999684
Ninjutsu,Genjutsu and Stamina

>>1999684

Could we see Taka's stats before we decide Moonrune?

>>1999698
>https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Takahiro
>Ninjutsu: 1.5
>Taijutsu: 0
>Genjutsu: 0
>Stamina: 1.5
>Strength: 1.5
>Intelligence: 4
>Speed: 0.5
>Seal Knowledge: 4

>>1999684
Speed
Stamina
Taijutsu

Speed is his weakest base physical stat.
Stamina is just always good to have.
And he needs to start learning Taijutsu.

>>1999696
This sounds good. Maybe with abit of speed in there to bump him up to 1.

>>1999708

> Speed

> Stamina

> Taijutsu

Alright looks like Stamina is a given, smart move there, but the other two are up the air.

Gonna' give it ten more minutes.

>>1999731
fukkit, just all stamina.

>>1999708
> Speed

> Stamina
>Genjutsu.

>>1999742
I support the glass illusionist narrative

>>1999742

Swapping my vote from to taijutsu to ninjutsu to counter this...

Still support speed...

Alright, Speed and Stamina.

What will be the third I wonder?!

>>1999708
Forgot

>Vampire Hunting: 1 :~)

>>1999731
I'm voting for speed and stamina. My third choice is Ninjutsu (cuz holy shit 4 Seal Knowledge/Int) but if there's a tie switch me to the other one.

>>1999753

Make mine Genjutsu

Alright then, looks like
>Speed
>Stamina
>Ninjutsu.

If nobody has an issue with that, which I'm sure somebody will because you're all wonderful people with outspoken opinions, roll me some 1d100's for that Speed stat increase.

DC 65 to raise by .5
DC 95 to raise it by 1.0.

>>1999757

No nevermind, Ninjutsu as stated by one anon. Let's put that 4 seal knowledge to good use

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1999764

Rolling...

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1999764

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1999764
Secret Tetsu Speed Training: Weigh down Suzu, tell her you're in love with an older woman.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1999764

Give me a 100 dice gods you cunts

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1999764

BTW, ya'll are cool with my doing the Tournament part by randomly choosing names out a box right?
....
And iron box.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1999764
Ah, more Speed and Stamina to last longer against Vampires.

nice rolls, guys

...

Wow. No speed I guess...

>>1999768
>>1999772
>>1999773
>>1999774
>>1999776
Wow, that's...wow.

Ya'll fuckin' failed that shit. No increase in speed for ol' Taka. Shit.

Okay time for Stamina, maybe he'll be the slow and steady type of dude.

1d100.
DC 65 for .5 increase.
DC 95 for 1.0 increase.

Shit. Like, good luck homies.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1999789

>>1999786
Well, look at it this way. Taka just got cured and out of bed. He isn't going to become Hiki overnight.
He's not nearly autistic enough for that.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1999789
Taka you fucking jobber get swole

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1999789

Rolling...

>>1999792
This is true. It's Hiki who's the prodigy here, not Taka.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1999777

Good enough, I'm always one to bet

>>1999789

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1999789
Crit of some sort

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1999789
Statistically, it was more likely each roll would fail. Dunno about the chance total though, I don't feel like doing math.

>>1999801
Chaos saving our ass, as usual.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1999789
Doryaa!

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>>1999805
>mfw dice gods

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>these fucking rolls

>>1999801
You saved Taka's gains Chaos. Good job.

>Taka gains a .5 to Stamina, giving him 2.0

Now, time for Ninjutsu.

DC 50 for .5 increase.
DC 90 for 1.0 increase.
DC 100 for 1.5 increase.

I believe in you guys.

Oh also, what's Taka's Chakra Nature? We'll figure out the other characters Nature's eventually, but for now what's Taka's?

>>1999809

I do it for the Dark Gods

I hope thanks to seal knowledge being 4 we have a lower ninjutsu learning DC

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1999820
Maybe we should grabbag it? What natures are there?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1999820

Rolling...

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1999820

>>1999805
Totally speaking, there was roughly a tenth of a chance that taka would make no gainz

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1999820
GET DA CRIT

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1999820

Oh look I was right somewhat

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1999820
GIT FUCKING GUD YOU LAZY AUTISTIC FAGGOT!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1999820
Lil B
>>1999834
Danke based dark gods

>>1999834
:^)

>>1999820
What natures were the clan's kekkei genkai linked to? Earth and Lightning? I'd say the opposite of Hiki (So if Hiki's Earth+Lightning, Taka's Lightning+Earth and vice versa.)

>>1999834
>5th roll one
Taka has become Sinchu.

>>1999834
>crit failing genjutsu
fuck.

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>>1999825
Picture will tell you.
>>1999834
Chaos what have you done?

I need to think of a punishment for ya'll. You all still passed the .5.
>>1999840
Actually it's Lightning and Fire, for some weird fucking reason, but that's just because your Iron Bloodline Limit gives you a better control over those two. Each person has a Chakra Nature specific to them.

>>1999834

FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK IT ALL. IT'S NOT FAIR TAKA GETS THIS SHIT, NOT AT ALL

>>1999820

> What is Taka's chakra nature?

I'm voting for water...

>>1999834
>Rolls a 1 just after being praised
Classic Chaos

>>1999848
Hanabi beats the shit out of Taka again.

>>1999848
Burn off our pants, Hanabi sees our boxers.
Gotta keep it PG for the little girl. For now.

>>1999848
Hm. I thought you had to have the chakra natures to use the kekkei genkai.

>>1999848

Since I rolled the one can I pick the punishment? It'll be fair.

As for chakra nature, I'm going wind and earth

>>1999850
>IT'S NOT FAIR TAKA GETS THIS SHIT
Life's not fair, a fact Taka is intimately familiar with.

>>1999848
Lightning and Water, because it's cool.

>>1999860
Ahhhhhhhhhh yes. That's a good one. Yes, little Hanabi is still mad at Taka. Good.
>>1999869
You know you may be right, Chakra Natures were always confusing for me.
>>1999871
Punishment's already been decided. Loli Hyuga is angry at you.

>>1999881

Wasn't she already mad at us though? How much more upset can she get after being slapped with:

> "You're like a sister to me."

>>1999881
Yeah, me too. Especially with Kakashi running around doing literally everything. I was also gonna say I think people with the natures can also figure out how to use a kekkei genkai that isn't theirs, but that may be from a quest.

>>1999848
Lightning and Water

Okay Water looks popular.

Also fuck it, looking over things, I don't know where I got Fire and Lightning for Iron Release. Lightning and Earth make more sense.
>>1999892
Find out when I actually start posting. It'll be good.

>>1999860

Fuck you Hiashi you worthless nigger

>>1999881

But my idea is Taka getting a visit from Orochimaru

>>1999899

I'll support water and lightning...

>>1999892
>"No Hanabi like a sister i would fuck"

>>1999903
>Fuck you Hiashi you worthless eyenigger
ftfy

>>1999894
That's from Boruto quest.

>>1999903
Don't worry, he'll show up
.>>1999908
Alright Water wins.

That means some good shit yo.
>>1999911
Stop that.

Also holy shit we might get the 2000000th post here guys!

>>1999911

> "Like Suzu except younger"

Oh right, and writing. Get ready fools! It's time for old people!

But not Susumu cause he ain't old!

>>1999920
>But not super fit
>And with comparably pitiful thighs
>And no boobs

>>1999920

She's the exact opposite of Suzu

>>1999935
That's why she would get mad. Because she would never win the Taka bowl.Also we need to ateal konohamaru teammate

>>1999935

Don't worry Chaos. We can fix that, given time...

>>1999928
>calling her a titless cutting board
Jesus anon, it's like you WANT Taka to die a pervy, childless old man who never stopped being in love with the girl he used to make fun of for being flat when they were kids.

>>1999949

No pausenon, only Hinata got the good genes. And with this post I declare, Hiashi immediately quit being a shit in ALL sessions

>>1999918
What about Lightning? Is Taka not special enough for a Dual Affinity?

>>1999995
Ahahhaha, Hiashi is always shit.

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"So, what'd ya' say to the Hyuga brat again?" You look up at Sinchu, walking along beside you down the street at he chugs away at a canteen that you hope isn't filled with alcohol. But it probably is.

"I went and tried to talk with her about what happened in the training grounds, and at first she didn't want to see me." You explain starting to lose balance with all the heavy weights strapped to your back before Sinchu yanks you back up straight. "So I stood out there for a couple of hours, and I guess her father started getting annoyed at me so he must've told her to go and talk to me."

"Yer' lucky Hiashi didn't just Hyuga poke you in the eye, heard he did that to a dude once. Sounds pretty nasty."

Hmmph. "Well, anyways, we started talking again, I apologized, even though I still don't know what I did wrong, and things started to look better...."

"Buuuuuut?" Sinchu says, grinning as he leans in closer to hear the worst part of the story.

You frown, blushing a deep shade of red. "Then miss Anko walked by, thinking I was Hiki, and asked me is I still thought she was cute before she walked off laughing. Hanabi wasn't happy, and slammed the door in my face." Your cousin's laughter fills the streets, causing several people to stop and stare. "Please stop."

"Hahahaha! Oh man, I knew Hiki's MILF lust would get somebody in trouble one of these days, I just expected it to be some pervert kunoichi or something." Sinchu wipes a tear from his eye, the two of you finally stopping outside the doors to the local retirement home for retired shinobi. "You seriously come here all the time?"

"Yes!" You say, your vigor restored with the thought of helping old people. "These are the shinobi who helped our Village long ago, they deserve to be shown a smiling young face and treated with respect!" You turn to Sinchu, who's rolling his eyes while chugging on that canteen. Hmmmph.

"Whatever, let's go." The two of you enter the building you cousin immediately going for the pretty looking nurse at the front desk before you drag him away and into the common area. The smell is...not that great. Old people have a certain aroma, one that Susumu claims he doesn't have at all. AT ALL. "Oh god it smells like death in here." Sinchu bemoans, pinching his nose as he gets a glare from a elderly woman knitting a sock in her wheelchair. "What, you wanna' take a picture?"

"Sinchu!" You hiss, reaching up and grabbing your cousin by the ear. "Be nice! These people deserve our respect!"

"Ah hell! Did that Tetsu kid come back to bother us some more?" One of the old men say, starting to turn his wheelchair around and hurry out of the room.

>What fun things do you have planned for these wrinkly bastards?

>>1999999
You do, it's just this is Taka's specific Nature Chakra. I think. Goddamn Naruto can be confusing sometimes.

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>>1999974
The real reason why we are doing it is for the peace between the Hyuuga and the Tetsu

>>2000007
dancing, old people love dancing.

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>>2000007

Let's play blackjack and smoke joints with these oldies

>>2000005

Forever and always, also Moon I have a question

Since Tesshin is somewhat in Hiki. Could we end up seeing this for angry Hiki?

>>2000033
You could possibly.

>"Buuuuuut?" Sinchu says, grinning as he leans in closer to hear the worst part of the story.

>You frown, blushing a deep shade of red. "Then miss Anko walked by, thinking I was Hiki, and asked me is I still thought she was cute before she walked off laughing. Hanabi wasn't happy, and slammed the door in my face." Your cousin's laughter fills the streets, causing several people to stop and stare. "Please stop."

Nah i doubt that Anko got Taka 'mistaken' for Hiki.

>>2000007

> Force old people to participate in a Shogi/Go tournament...

Because Taka is a huge neeeerd!

>>2000040
>yfw Taka actually just feeds his small bit of dickery here by beating old people at board games.
My god.

>>2000039
>Nah i doubt that Anko got Taka 'mistaken' for Hiki.
They ARE twins.

>>2000007
>Ah hell! Did that Tetsu kid come back to bother us some more?
Poor Taka.

>>2000039
It's a conspiracy! She wants both.

>>2000040
I'll go with this.

>>2000050
ones an autistic mass of muscle the otheres a waify skeleton boy though

>>2000033

Oh God I thought we was playing as Susumu now. We're still Taka? Well let's destroy these fuckers at shogi/go just like Shikamaru would do.

Speaking of shadowguy, has he ever hanged around Hiki or Taka?

>>2000039

They're twins anon, remember that

>>2000032
That would be what Sinchu would do.

>>2000007
Pass time with then hear their story just to get the old people super bored then havr Sinchu come and have a dance/singging tournament. With bets for those old people who can't either sing or dance.

Okay then, Shogi/Go wins.

I uh, I don't know much about that besides some far off memories from middle school and reading Hikaru No Go in the library computers.

Give me a minute or two to figure this out then writing.

Oh also 1d13 please. Taking third roll.

Rolled 3 (1d13)

>>2000077

Rolling...

Rolled 4 (1d13)

>>2000077
Use our ancient go playing ghost that hangs around to win!

Rolled 11 (1d13)

>>2000077
Dats a lot of random encounters

Rolled 13 (1d13)

>>2000077
Just fade to black it by saying Taka's been wiping the floor with all of them.

Rolled 7 (1d13)

>>2000077

>>2000090

Alright, place your bets folks. What'll it be?

>>2000067
I know they are. But Anko is also a huge troll woman. She would do it just to put Taka in a bad spot and flustter him.

>>1999899
Wasn't it fire and earth to begin with? Or fuck it, why NOT just make it all three, the tetsu are already bullshit when they aren't poisoining themselves to death, and it's not like they're ever gonna bother using pure elemental ninjutsu since the majority of the clan are straight taijutsu specialists.

>>2000104

One of the game pieces turns out to be Orochimaru in disguise...

>>2000104
Hotaru, Danzo, The Third or Kurenai

>>2000104
Hanabi coming to visit the old people and trying to outdo/get the attention of Taka.

>>2000109
>turns out the Tetsu are master manipulators
>They've hidden that they have a kekkei tota for hundreds of years

>inb4 it's Anko because she didn't get a anwser from Taka/Hiki.

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"Alright everybody," You shout, smiling as you bend down and undo the straps and locks on the weights you have strapped to your arms and ankles. On the inside of each of them is a summoning scroll, which you quickly activate by biting your thumb and placing your hand on each of the weights.

In a puff of smoke multiple Shogi tables appear, all of them containing two jars full of tiles, black and white, and two chairs for people to play each other in. You hear audible groans, just like all the other times. "Time for Shogi!"

"Just let me die already!" One of old men shouts, trying to escape from the common room in vain. You'd already told the nurse to lock the doors behind you when you called earlier.

"Okay then, everybody pair up and let's have some fun!" You smile, several old people admitting defeat and rolling or shambling over to the tables to start their games. Sinchu is already laying down on a couch, reading a copy of Shinobi Monthly. "Sinchu, c'mon and play."

"Nah I'm good." He says, waving you off. You snatch the magazine from him. "Hey what the-"

"Come. And. Play." You say, smiling all the same. You cousin gulps, slowly getting up and making his way over to an old man who's missing three fingers and most of his lower jaw. He drools slightly onto the table, before flipping Sinchu off.

You hear the doors to the common room burst open, a gust of wind blowing in and nearly knocking most of the people off their feet. A long strand of droll from the jawless old man whips back and smack Sinchu right in the face, his screams muffled by your shocked gasp.

"Hello Taka." Hanabi says, bringing out a paper fan and hiding most of her face behind it. Beside her is her maid, who's holding a jar of Go tiles. "I heard you were coming to bring joy to the elderly, and to play Go."

"That's correct Hanabi," You say.

"Please, little Hyuga girl, save us from this boy!" An elderly woman shouts.

"In due time. For now," She walks forward, then stops and looks behind her at her maid, making quick hand motions for her to follow. She gets right in front of you before snapping her fan shut. "Takahiro of the Tetsu Clan, I challenge you to a game of Go!"

Multiple gasps ring out through the room. "We're all gonna' die!" One of the senior ninjas shouts.

>What do?

>>2000109
We'll just make it up as we go.

>>2000142
>We're all gonna' die
No, you haven't played any Shoji yet.

Time to either beat a little girl at a board game.

Or lose because the dice gods still hate us.

>>2000142
well at least she's talking to us again (sort of) that's probably a good sign. Let's play

>>2000142
>Hanabi showed up.
Woo! Called it!

>>What do?
Take her up on her challenge. We aren't the Konoha King of Go for nothing.
Make the match excited for the old people, with jutsu moves and shit.

>>2000142

> "So be it Hanabi, but I should warn you I take Go quite seriously. I'm intend to go all out, and I'd ask you to do the same."

>>2000117
Just saying, it would help convey juat how powerful the tetsu clan would be if they didn't have the high mortality rate and inability to use their advanced jutsu without first passing Tesshin's trial. At their most potential they most likely could've rivaled even the uchiha in the village, or possibly not even be forced to immigrate after the ninja wars, instead becoming the top dog of one of the other villages or a village of their own founding.

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>>2000142
"Ohohohoho. You challange me? I accept it Hanabi of the Hyuuga clan."

meanwhile Sinchu is escorting the elders away from this.

>>2000164
>Shinobi Go
>Use ninjutsu to make piles of rocks/bonfires in place of the pieces

>>2000142
Propose a wager.

>>2000142
Accept her challenge, in an appropriately flashy manner.

Rolled 47, 29, 43, 62, 63 = 244 (5d100)

Shinobi Go is...ah...a go?

Okay then!

Intelligence time bitches!

1d100+20

Beat these rolls!

>>2000142

>"Sure thing Hanabi, let's play"
>Sinchu is evacuating the old people. And then the village

>>2000164
Let's use henge no jutsu and trabform the pieces. Like a magic ninja go.

Rolled 60 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

Rolled 18 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
>high roll 63
The dice gods are fucking everyone tonight

Rolled 83 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

Rolled 89 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

Rolled 95 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

Rolled 60 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
GAMERU STARTO

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2000189

Rolled 14 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

Rolling...

Rolled 78 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189

115

You murdered her. Not really. Writing.

>>2000194
>>2000196
>>2000197
>>2000201
>>2000202
Hyuuga untermensch annihilated

>>2000202

UTTER ANIHILLATION, THANKS FOR HAVING US FUCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER AT GO HIASHI!

Rolled 49 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2000189
Tetsu Style Iron Go Jutsu!

>>2000201
>>2000202
We ain't the King of Go for nothing. I just want to say, when we're done wiping the floor with Hanabi, we should get all close and teach her how to play better.

>>2000194
>>2000196
>>2000197
>>2000201
>>2000202


And then Shinobi go turned into a well know game in the elder rest house.

>>2000202
REKT
Are we sure Taka doesn't have the ghost of Fujiwara no Sai riding around in his head?

>>2000202

Taka: "I'll end this game in only three moves."

>>2000222
That's physically impossible in Go.

I must say. Hanabi is a much more agressive stalker then her sister..

Oh and of course while the match is rolling Sinchu is trying to make his on moves on the maid.

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>>2000239
She's cuter too. Best Waifu for Taka.

>>2000236

Taka's powerlevel allows him to transcend physical laws...

Moon I have a question, last thread could we have picked Ibiki as someone to train us in genjutsu?

>>2000236

Taka is no mere god anon

>>2000272

> Taka is no mere god ...

Wait. What?

>>2000277

You heard me boy

>>2000236
But not in SHINOBI GO!

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You're silent, standing perfectly still before a small appears on your face. "Of course Hanabi, I accept your challenge!" You shout, aura flaring up around you as both the elderly and the tables set up for Go are shoved back by gusts of wind. Across from you Hanabi's own aura flares up, the veins on the sides of her head popping up and her Byakugan activating. Good, she's taking this seriously. "As you know, it's typical for two shinobi to engage in Shinobi Go instead of the typical variety." You say, slowly walking to wards your opponent while grabbing a jar of tiles.

Hanabi is handed her own jar, as she too begins to walk to wards you. "Of course, I wouldn't have challenged you unless I was prepared to face you in the noblest of challenges."

You grin, nodding your head as you remove the top of the jar, sticking your hand into the tiles. "Good, then I shan't have any reason to hold back. LET US BATTLE!" You quickly toss some pieces at Hanabi before summoning two Iron Clones, sending them rushing forward.

Hanabi is no slouch though, she quickly tosses her own tiles, intersecting your own in the air before she starts to dance around the room with the grace of a butterfly, doing battle with your clones.

"A graceful move Hanabi, but grace won't save you from this!" You quickly imbue some of your Chakra into the tiles, tossing them at Hanabi as she deals with your clones. She doesn't have time to react before the tiles strike her in the forhead! "THREE POINTS! Ha!"

"Darn you!" She squeals, flipping over your clones before sending a barrage of tiles heading your way.

"What the fuck is going on?" Sinchu asks, staring at you and Hanabi and your battle with utter confusion, chugging on his canister like his life depended on it. He inches his way over to the maid, noticing that she's reading a copy of Icha Icha Tactics. "So, come here often?"

"Hanabi! You're skills are quite impressive, but they're not match for me! TETSU STYLE: IRON GO JUTSU!" You stick your entire hand into the jar, covering it with Iron before absorbing the rest of the tiles. Then you hold your hand up to the heavens! "Tetsu Style!: RAINING GO JUTSU!" A million tiles flow from your palm before descending down like rain drops, striking every person in the room with hard tile pieces. Hanabi tries her best, but she can't keep up with the onslaught, and soon finds herself overwhelmed, and defeated!

"Ahhhhh!" She screams, falling to the ground which is literally covered in black and white Go tiles.

The battle is won, you have secured your seat as King of Go. You kneel down to Hanabi, smiling at her and holding out a hand. "A wonderful battle Hanabi, well done!"

She looks up at you, angry at first before smiling, and blushing.

Then the nurse comes in. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!"

>Hey what's Susumu up to?

>>2000295

Figuring out how to deal with the fact Hiki has the great Iron Dick coming out of him. And that the noble is coming soon

>>2000295
He decided to do the stupid fake death plot at the end.

>>2000295
>>Hey what's Susumu up to?
Still screaming.

>>2000295

> Freaking the fuck out. Tesshin's out of his box! TESSHIN IS OUT OF HIS BOX!

>>2000295
>How am I supposed to please the noble with Tesshin being a dick out of his box now.
>I'm to o... young for this shit.

>>2000295
Chasing Hiki while the later is dodging and trying to explaing why Tensshi is in his sholder. While Tensshi keeps making mockly comments.

Or finishing the stuff he needs to get done for the noble comming for the chunin exams.

>>2000295
>Hey what's Susumu up to?
Screaming in terror, both internally and externally, about Hiki having Tesshin riding around in his head.

A freaking out Susumu worried about Tesshin/The Noble wins.

1d100 please.
DC 75.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2000322

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2000322

Rolling...

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2000322
Nat 74 incoming

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2000322

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2000322

AAAAAA

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2000322

>>2000332

So close...

>>2000338
ur 2 slow

Oh dear, this is gonna' be fun.

Writing.

>>2000332
so close
>>2000338
Why didn't you roll sooner?

>>2000329
Well more like a nat reverse 74

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>You're not ol-
>WHAT THE HELL IS TESSHIN DOING OUT OF THE BOX?!

"HIKI!" You shout, racing around the compound as you chase after the little ignorant shit. What was he thinking?! Seriously, you knew he had social issues but for fucks sake, why did he let Tesshin out?! "Hiki get your ass back here!"

"Elder, I think you need to calm down," The little brat is jumping around and running around so damn fast that you can barely keep up. You're fuckin' knees are killing you. "It's not what it seems like."

"It seems like you got Tesshin poking out of your goddamn shoulder!" You shout, pointing a finger at the little ugly fucking face that's laughing at you from Hiki's shoulder.

"Ha! Shit Susumu, ain't seen you this mad since you started loosin' your hair." Oh that fuckin' does it!

"Tetsu Style: Iron Chains Jutsu!" You shout, your entire arm becoming cold iron before three chains shoot out to wards Hiki...

...only to then crash directly into Suzu's newly fixed bath wall, breaking it apart like butter on a hot knife. "Shit, Suzu's gonna' be mad." You groan, turning around and seeing that Hiki's up a tree like a goddamn cat.

"Elder, please. This isn't all of Tesshin, this is only a small part of him."

"Oh is that all?" You say, hoping your tone if mocking. "Well then I'll just go and set fire to part of the compound. It's fine right, I MEAN IT'S NOT THE WHOLE COMPOUND ON FIRE!" You snarl, readying another trio of chains.

"Aw calm your tits Susumu, I ain't here to cause trouble." Tesshin says, looking around at the surroundings more than he is at you. "Me and the kid made a deal. I get to see if you fucks are worth saving, and if you are then I'll lift the entire curse from the Clan."

Wait, what?
>What? What now?

>>2000361
How do we know he isn't fucking with us?

>>2000361

Ask him to explain, in detail

>>2000361
Wait, what?Why?

>>2000381

Support...

>>2000361
Ask Hiki to explain the details.

Asking Hiki to explain is a go.
Writing.

"Hiki, explain what that bastard means, right now." You frown, keeping your eyes on Tesshin, even when he seems to twist his weird ass body and star smacking his ass at you. Fuck this is terrible.

"Well Elder, it all happened when I defeated Tesshin in my test. I was allotted three questions, and managed to win using only two. So I used the third question to ask if there was any way of settling the dispute between our Clan and Tesshin, and as such he said that he would have to see if we were worth saving. Thus a part of him is now inside me, viewing the world." Hiki pauses, blinking as he thinks. "I'm pretty sure that's all of it."

You sigh and let your head hang. "Hiki, you do realize he could just be lying to you, right?" You look up, feeling sick as you see a shocked expression on Hiki's face. "Oh fuck you didn't."

"Hey come on Susumu," Tesshin says, looking at you with one eye. Creepy fuck. "I may be the reason your Clan has, you know, a high death rate and stuff, but that doesn't mean I'm a liar."

"You're evil is what you is." You snarl, reaching forward only for Tesshin and Hiki to jump back. "Hiki, we need to find a way to get rid of him before it becomes a problem. If-"

"I'm sorry Elder, but we'll have to talk another time, the Chunin Exams are starting and I need to meet up with my team, goodbye." With that, you watch Hiki shunshin away, moving way too fast for you to keep up. Oh god, this day can't get any worse.

"Hey Susumu!" You turn, seeing Suzu leaning out her window with a phone in hand. "Just got a call from the Hokage, that Nobleman's here!"

Awwwww fuck!

>Next we'll be playing as Hiki.
>In a while, I need a break.

>>2000440
>You're evil is what you is
Susumu's now an angry woman of color that don't need no man.

>>2000440
poor bastard

>"Hiki, you do realize he could just be lying to you, right?" You look up, feeling sick as you see a shocked expression on Hiki's face. "Oh fuck you didn't."


Hiki is to pure for this world.

G>>2000473

That he is. So does it seem to anyone else Hiki is oddly like a combination of Sasuke and Naruto?

>>2000494
Not really. More like Lee and Garra.

>>2000601
That works too, mostly he comes off as a young itachi. They're strangely a lot alike when you look, makes the first genjutsu training fail pretty ironic.They'd have probably gotten along really well if it wasn't for all that coup bullshit itachi got stuck with.

>>2000494
Nope. Sasuke and Naruto never showed interested in older women.

>>2000617
Well then maybe he shouldn't have genocided his own family and completely mindfucked his little brother.

>>2000633
Uchiha scum deserved it desu senpai

>>2000640

Hey Tobirama, how's it going?

Alright back, get ready for Chunin Shit.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2000664
fuck yeah. dice god test.

>>2000640
No seriously, the sheer commonness of Itachi apologism among Naruto fans actually kinda piss me off.
"Oh poor Itachi, boo hoo" well maybe he should have figured out that crazypants Danzo, was fucking crazypants! My twelve year old brother figured out Danzo was shady almost immediately, how the fuck does a grown ass ninja not figure out that ol' cyclops is up to some shit?

>>2000664
Fuck Yeah, Chuunin Shit. Make sure we hang out with our best buddy Gaara.

>"...What's that."
>"God. Lives in my head."
>"I've got one of those too."
>"Neat."

>>2000671
Kishimoto isn't a very good author

>>2000664
i want to see Tensshi reaction to the first exam.

>wtf is up with thia questions? Why would i need to know a shuriken size from it's shadow
>No you fuckers you can't ask someone if a two meter sword is more efficient then a kunai. wtf is this some tricky question?
>What is the amount of iron in a human bloosstream? Pfff piece if cake.

>>2000683

Still better than Kubo anon, still better than Kubo

>>2000440
>being susumu is suffering right now
>not as much as hiki is gonna be in a little while when tesshin is harassing literally anyone and everyone during the exams

>>2000681
>Does yours make you kill your friends while you sleep?
>No he just makes everyone feel worse about themselves

>>2000683
>>2000697
Still doesn't excuse the fanbase from being stupid and annoying.

>>2000702
>wait yours does?
>yea
>man have you tried talk to him?
>maybe tell him that this isn't what he should be doing.

>>2000708

Just remember anon: it could always be worse

>>2000720
>Eyy Shukaku killing people's bad
>Yeah but it's really fun

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>You are Hiki
>....
>And also Tesshin to an extent.

"Tesshin," You jump from roof to roof, trying to hurry as you know your team is probably already waiting impatiently for you. "Do you mind keeping yourself hidden during the Exams?"

"Eh?" Tesshin pokes his head out of your shoulder, looking up at you with confusion. "And why would I wanna' do that? All the fun stuff's gonna' be happening, I want a front row seat."

"I know you can see through my eyes," You say, looking down at your shoulder. "So please, try to stay hidden. It would make things easier for me."

"Pffft, fine. But don't say I never do anything nice for you kid."

You keep hopping across the roofs until you make it to the building where the first part of the test is being held. You already see your team and Sensei waiting by the doors, but are surprised to also see Team 7. Particularly, Naruto is arguing with Sasu.

"And I said I don't care how silly it sounds, I'm gonna' win the Exams and become Hokage!"

Oh boy. You leap down, landing behind Team 7 and causing Kakashi to look away from his book for a second before he returns to it. Sakura looks a little worried when she sees you, gripping onto Sasuke's arm. Or maybe she just wanted to do that to begin with. Naruto acts like Naruto and frowns. "Hello." You say, waving.

"Bout time you showed up." Sasu says, pushing Naruto aside as he walks over to you. "You get what you needed?"

"Yes, everything's taken care of." You didn't tell your team what it was that you had to do, but they still understood nonetheless. You look over at Kori, her smile a little smaller than usual as Bebikau nuzzles against her cheek.

"So, I'm guessing you've been doing some insane training Hikigaya?" Sasuke asks, wrenching his arm from Sakura's grip. "Because I haven't just been sitting on my ass these last few months."

"I don't expect you have." You respond, which seems to actually make Sasuke angrier. "But if I'm being honest...."

>How do you view your chances at the Exam?

>>2000721
Yeah, a lot of the fanbase could browse tumblr. No quicker way to kill a fanbase.

>>2000683
Worst part is, he has his moments. Usually small, throwaway ones with unimportant characters. Like the whole thing with Might Duy. It was cheesy and shonen as fuck, but it was a very well done little story. I cared more during that one chapter than I did during the final fucking battle.
>>2000737
"I like my odds right now."

>>2000727
>if you don't stop killing people i will stop eating sand pie
>okay okay no need to be so mean. We got a deal

>>2000737
I shall do my best, win or lose.

>>2000671
I wasn't really trying to defend him, just saying he and hiki are similar, calm down anon.

>>2000737
>"I am confident that it will be interesting considering the participants, even though I will pass with no issue."

>>2000737
>I'll get on top. As always.

>>2000753

Support...

>>2000752
Wasn't saying you were.
Just observing how common it is in response to Tobirama up there.

>>2000737
>I'll have to see the other village's ninja. I've beaten you multiple times, and you're better than most everyone else, so against our village's ninja I'd say my chances aren't bad.

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>>2000756
>>I'll get on top. As always.

>>2000737

>"I like my odds, so Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto. I wish you all luck."

>>2000737
>"I remain superior- such is my obligation"

>>2000737
>There is a lot of good shinobi in this exam.
>But i like my team odds

>>2000753
Pretty much everyone was going for confident, but this one wins since it got support.

Writing.

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>>2000762
Head doesn't tilt far enough, 4/10 Shafts, would not declare a masterpiece of animation.

>>2000776
Oh shut up Mandara.

>>2000737
Supporting this>>2000761and obviously he means that sincerely and in no mean spirit, cause that's totally a hiki response. Not that I won't find it hilarious when he says it.

>>2000790
Don't you mean Madamuda?

>>2000795

He obviously means Mahabaratara

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>>2000762

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"I'm confident that it will be interesting, considering the participants, even though I will pass with no issue." You say. It's true, compared to even the highly skilled Genin like Sasuke or Neji Hyuga, you're in a league all your own.

"Geez! I hate cocky guys like you, you know that?" Naruto says, frowning at you.

"I don't say that because I'm cocky, I say it because I'm sure of my abilities. I've been training quite hard these last few months especially. And I don't plan on having a repeat of what happened last time." You say, staring intently at Naruto, then casting a glance at Kakashi.

"We'll see about that." Naruto says, jabbing a thumb at his headband. "I'm a ninja of the Leaf too ya' know! I've got my pride!"

What? "Okay." You say, seeming to deflate Naruto's whole bravado with one word.

"Enough chatting, we need to get inside before they start the Exams." Sasuke says, grabbing Naruto by the scruff of his jumpsuit and dragging him off to wards the building.

Sakura looks like she's about to leave as well but stops, turning to look at you. "Um, Hikigaya."

"Yes?"

"About when we fought before, back at the training fields, did you mean it when you said I was a threat in battle? You weren't just saying that?" She looks hopeful, like she's waiting for you to respond with a yes.

>How do you respond?

>>2000814
>Yes, I knew Sasuke knew no genjutsu and Naruto is to unskilled to know any.
>Don't think the same trick will work again though.

>>2000814
Of course. Why would i lie about it?

>>2000814

Should we crush her hope anons?

>>2000814
>"To be casually dismissive of a potential threat would be remiss of a proper shinobi; I did indeed mean it"

>>2000814
"Yes."
Then walk inside the test room.

>>2000814

> "You are a shinobi, trained by the hidden leaf. So, yes. You are a threat in battle. Although, you could definitely be *more* of a threat with some more training."

>>2000814
>"Great men have choked on a chickenbone before and died. Underestimating anything is stupid."

>>2000814

Actually, I'll support >>2000823

>>2000814
"Of course I meant it. Your chakra control is outstanding, and from what I remember in the Academy you always grasped theory quite quickly. With a bit more focus, and if you stopped hesitating, you could easily become the most dangerous member of your team."

I forget that Sakura had zero confidence during this time.

Maybe we should add that we were also serious when we said we could have defeated each one of then alone.

>>2000840
this, hiki's autism finally has a use for social besides being friendly with gaara.

>>2000814
You know what? Supporting this: >>2000835

>>2000814
Yes, where you lack the power of your teammates, you make up for with your intellect and ability to percieve your surroundings, what you lack is simply self confidence. If you trusted in your own strenth more then you would be a true shinobi, fighting smarter, not harder. At least, that is what I can assess from our time at the academy, as well as clear growth shown during our spar. I look forward to how you've grown further in the coming test.

>>2000840
>>2000835
>>2000823
Tied up.

Or I could just as easily combine the three.

Can't believe you guys have a crush on Sakura.

>>2000876
Don't look at me, I compared her to a chickenbone.

>>2000876

This(>>2000823) seems a little too catty for Hiki. We have to also remember that Tesshin is listening in and judging us/being influenced by us...

...

I suggest that we mix this(>>2000835) and this(>>2000840) together...

>>2000876
Nobody has a crush on Sakura. Have you seen her forehead?

>>2000840
Going with this.

>>2000876

But Moon, Hiki does have Taka's charisma but is too autistic to really notice girls that aren't MILFs

>>2000876
its not even a crush, hiki is too autistic and simply means what he says, apply subtext to autistic people is silly.

>>2000850
Plus I've always wanted to see Sakura actually do stuff. Girl's honestly fucking NIGHTMARISHLY skilled and powerful considering that she's the daughter of a pair of utterly unremarkable genin. It's just that the powercreep forgot to sweep her along with it.
>>2000876
>implying the plan isn't just to befriend Sakura so she can introduce us to Megamilf when the time comes

>>2000876
>Can't believe you guys have a crush on Sakura.
Moon please, my heart belongs to Anko

supporting >>2000830

Okie dokie.

1d100.

DC 90.

Let's see if you can make the pink haired girl swoon.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2000905

Rolling...

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2000905
HAIL TESSHIN!

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2000905

Oh God, should we fail?

>>2000911
AHAHAHA

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2000905

>>2000911
Hail Tesshin indeed.

You know you could could probably start rolling even higher if you posted some ecchi with your rolls.

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>>2000876
>crush
>Sakura
She's neither scary nor a Christmas Cake/MILF.

Why are all the pics of Anko pregnant/fat/disgusting.

>>2000890
I tried keeping my write in as impersonal and factual as possible. It's no secret Naruto's complete shit at everything but taking a hit at this point.

>>2000905

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2000905

>>2000911
...I can't believe that worked.

>>2000911
girls can't resist that sweet autism

>>2000911
Hail the iron god!

>>2000911

>tfw Now Hiki will be the target of Sakura's sexual advances

His mere existence is just better Sasuke with white hair

>>2000918
moon you should know by now this quest runs on memes.

>>2000927
in all honesty she would end up in a far better place then she ends up in canon at least.

>>2000922
Sasuke may have some form of edgy aspergers, so it wouldn't surprise me if Sakura has a thing for guys on the spectrum.

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>>2000919
I think you are just looking at the wrong place anon.

>>2000927
Yes, but stress on better.
Always bugged me that Sakura didn't AT LEAST call Sasuke on his shit before getting together with him at the end. I'd have settled for a "You son of a bitch! Don't ever make me worry like that again."
>>2000939
Seriously, Sasuke takes deadbeat/neglectful dad/husband to GENDO IKARI levels. And cosplays as Alan Rickman for some reason.

>>2000943
>Oohhh.... He's just so... obsessive.

>>2000945
I am being lazy and using Google Images.

I anticipate a scene when we run up against Sasuke in the tournament, where he whips out his Chidori, looks back up at us, and then makes a stupid anime face when Hiki whips out his Chidori in response...

Autism abounds...

>>2000946

>Yes, but stress on better.

One of the things I got from this is me trying to figure out how to make tekkosu more bullshit than the sharingan

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"Of course I did," You say, probably with a bit more force than you intended given Sakura's startled look. "Your chakra control is outstanding, and in the academy you were always one to grasp chakra theory first. If you kept applying yourself, and stopped hesitating, you could be the most dangerous member of your team."

Sakura...blushes at your comment, smiling a bit as she looks at the ground. "Thanks Hiki." She says, looking at you once more before Naruto and Sasuke call for her. "I promise I'll keep improving, you can count on it." She runs off to wards her teammates.

"Well, good for her." You say, turning around and seeing Ko, Kakashi, Sasu, Kori, and Bebikau all looking at you, smirks on their faces. "...what?"

"Nothing." They all say. Shit, you just missed something didn't you?

"Alright, let's bounce before we end up disqualified or something. Don't need Naruto waving that over my head." Sasu says.

The three of you enter the building, seeing many other ninja walking about and conversing with one another. Two Leaf ninja sitting at a table are giving directions for where people need to go, and apparently it's the third floor, first room. "Easy enough." You say, walking up the stairs.

That's when you feel it. Like a cold shower of prickly needles, the undeniable feeling of killing intent. "Psst, hey Hiki," You see Tesshin poking out from under your shirt, looking around sneakily. "Probably already felt it, but there's some major killing intent going on."

"I know," You whisper back, continuing up the stairs. "Weird thing is, I don't feel like it's directed at me, more like it's...just around."

"Yeah, well if I was you? I'd go check it out."

"Why?"

"Cause it'll be fun, duh."

"Hiki man, come on, I don't wanna' be late." Sasu says, slapping you on the back as he and Kori move on up to the next floor.

>What do?

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>>2000954
Then stop being lazy. Geez even gelbooru has better images of her.