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The earth rumbles.

Pebbles dance around on the ground and boulders quaked as two monsters clashed in one corner of the changed Seireitei.
But as Wiggles was unleashing unspeakable amounts of destruction another monster was also carrying his share of the burden.

Marr grinned as he could feel his innards shake with each shockwave.
"Oh yeah...
Somebody is going at it real good!"
He cracked his knuckles happily.
"Well... better not fall behind!"
With a hearty laugh he began running towards the Quincy footsoldiers all of whom started evacuating the area the moment they saw him.

After brutalizing a few of the Soldat Marr tossed his current victim to the ground while he was still screaming and stepped on his head.
"NO! NO! NO! NO!
PLEASE!"

"Boring..."
With just a bit of extra pressure the Quincys head popped like a zit under the creatures massive weight.
He sighed and looked off into the distance.
"Are none of these idiots strong enough to be fun?"

But little did he know that his prayers were about to be answered.

From the chaos of combat a certain sound could be made out if someone paid close enough attention to it.
And Marr given his melancholic state was perfectly suitable for that task.
He turned his head slightly into the direction of the sound and focused his attention on it.

*tap tap tap*
The sound of someone walking calmly was unmistakable.
And that brought a smile to Marrs face.

If anyone was capable of walking so calmly around during a fucking war then that person must be a mighty badass indeed.
So with renewed vigor he made a mad dash towards the sound, driven by his bloodlust.
Little did he know that what he'd find was no mere dish but a full course meal.

Punching every tree, wall and bystander that dares to stand in his way he cleared a way towards the enemy he so longed for.
But upon arriving his eyes opened up greatly in surprise.

Lips trembling, knees weak, arms are heavy.
He let out a joyful laugh as he witnessed not one but 3 people who all appeared to be high ranking officers.
"This... is... AWESOME!"
He pointed at the quincy trio and shouted to them.
"HEY! YOU! ASSHOLES!"
He lowered his hand and clenched it into a fist.
"FIGHT ME!"
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>>1997769

Well I see we're starting this off right.

Time for some carnage.
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It's no exaggeration to say that the three Sternritter were quite surprised by this turn of events.
Not only did an Arrancar just jump in front of them but it also happened to be one of the targets that they were looking for, one who had a very nice prize put on his head by His Majesty himself.

And while even most of their fellow Sternritter would be scared to near death by this creatures mere presence... they were happy.
For they were the Aufruhreinheit and they had this in the bag.

The one woman stepped forth from their rank.
Her pink and purple hair swayed in the wind, her purple eyes gazed deeply into Marrs.
She let out a toothy grin and began speaking.

"Very well Beast!
Here I am!"
She spread her arms wide and began inviting the hollow.
"Come on, don't be shy!
Unless you feel afraid which I can totally understand!"

"HAH! I LIKE YOUR SPUNK BITCH!"
Marr responded and laughed.
"BUT I'LL MAKE YOU EAT... those..."
But as Marr stared at the woman he began second guessing himself.

He stared dumbly at the woman.
Each time he looked at her he had to reconsider his position.
The woman that looked like she was about to be sent flying by the slightest breeze started looking more and more fierce.
At first he believed this fight would be too easy, then it appeared to be quite challenging and now as he looked over her he knew that there was no way he was going to come out on top. And that terrified him.

*W-Who is this woman?*
He thought to himself as he looked at his opponent.
She looked so mighty to him.
Then he slowly shifted his focus to her two allies.
*Yeap... they are strong as HELL!*

*Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!
I'm so outpowered here...*

"HAH! Look at him!"
Berenice gloated to her friends.
"He was one of their top fighters and now... POP!
Just like that!"

"Okay, okay.
I have to admit that was pretty neat Berenice."

"You bet your sweet ass Jerome!
Now then... I'll get back to our friend over here..."
Berenice then returned her attention to Marr.
"That is correct hollow!
You have no way to beat us! No matter how hard you try we'll kill you AND every single one of your friends!
And since you'll die a slow and painful death you might as well just kill yourself and save yourself from the misery!"

With sweat dripping from his forehead and his breath rate increasing Marr looked at his shaking hand.
"I... I may not win?"

"That's right!"

Marr clenched his hand into a fist and muttered something quietly.
"Awesome!"

>PUNCH
>KICK
>HIT HER VERY HARD
>BEAT HER ASS
>OBLITERATE
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1997773
H-hayai!
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>>1997774
BEAT HER ASS

Morning spooks
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>>1997774

>BEAT HER ASS

another short-lived sternritter
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>>1997785
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>>1997774
>BEAT HER ASS
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>>1997774
>DEVOUR
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>>1997789

...Even better idea..

>EAT HER ASS
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>>1997774
>PUNCH
>KICK
>HIT HER VERY HARD
>BEAT HER ASS
>OBLITERATE
> love tenderly
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>>1997809
I came to kick gum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass
-Dick Kickem
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Right.

>writing

Oh and... roll 3d10 just for novelties sake.
Best of 3
DC:10 Crit: 25
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Rolled 4, 8, 1 = 13 (3d10)

>>1997792
All i can think of with that is the JoJo song with PA turning red.

>>1997831
ass eating a go
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Rolled 10, 1, 1 = 12 (3d10)

>>1997831

rip and tear
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Rolled 4, 4, 9 = 17 (3d10)

>>1997831
NOVELTY!
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>>1997839

Oh jesus christ
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>>1997840
a DC 10 is basically a guaranteed success.

The crit was for biting her.
Because Marr can't brain good
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>>1997839

i could have failed a DC of 10
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>>1997844

Thanks for tanking those ones with that ten.

>>1997783

Do you honestly think you're a match for my speed?!
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Now that his smile has reached sufficient levels of creepy Marr looked up with his mouth salivating heavily.
The Quincy all but reel back at this sight, especially Berenice.
With a quick burst of speed Marr swung his mighty fist and the momentum of his punch carried him forward.

As his fist gets driven into the pelvis of Berenice the quincy unwillingly stuck out her tongue as all the air is ejected from her lungs.
Now as she flies away from Marr the only thing that gets left behind is her spit.

Quickly her fellow Sternritter jump in her way and stop her flight but even they are pushed back several dozen feet.
"JESUS!"
Jerome shouts in shock as he feels the weight of Berenice.
Now all out of breath the woman falls on her knees and heaves heavily.
"Are you okay Berenice?!"

"I... I feel like all my future children just got aborted at once!
If... If I didn't have Blut active then I'd have died!"
She wipes all her fluids off of her mouth with the sleeve of her jacket.
"W-What the fuck was that?! He shouldn't even be able move, let alone fight!"

"COME ON! FIGHT ME ALREADY!
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER! START KICKING MY ASS ALREADY!"


"This is insane!
Is he actually reveling in the concept of defeat?!"
The third man spoke up.

"Oh... OH FUCK!
IT DID WORK!"
Now Berenice is screaming in terror.
"I... I DIDN'T KNOW!
I THOUGHT AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE WOULD NOT REACT LIKE THIS!"

"THEN WHAT DID YOU THINK?!"
Jerome responded.

"THAT HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF FACED WITH SOMEONE STRONGER!
DON'T JUST STAND THERE MORON!
STOP HIM!"

"Right..."
Then Jeromes size began to increase and his features distorted into a much more feral one.

But Marr didn't care.
"LAN!"
From a far away spot a little girl jumped onto Marrs shoulders.

"Yes Biggie?"

"I want the song!"

"Okay!"
From her pockets Wang then produced a set of earphones and plugged them into Marrs ears and turned the volume up to maximum.
Leaving the large brute with the mp3 player set to a loop she retreated to a safe distance.

Marr then began cracking his knuckles filled to the brim with excitement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
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>>1997896

>I THOUGHT AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE WOULD NOT REACT LIKE THIS!

>UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE
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>>1997896
Lan is too cute why dont we see more of her?

Takeshi isnt gonna cuck Marr is he?
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>>1997899
To be fair her powers would be able to stop almost any of your "unstoppable killing machines"...
Except Blood knights of such caliber as Marr
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>>1997902
Marr is happily getting rode by another.
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>>1997902
>cucking Marr

I mean that is like probably the third fastest way to commit suicide. Only because Marr can't sense very well. Only faster ways of dying would be fucking with Dante by attacking Tatsuki or by pissing Kaizar off.
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>>1997902
I said "hated" character.

And Takeshi won't be the one doing it
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>>1997912

fastest way to commit suicide in this quest

>be a quincy
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>>1997919
Hey, don't bully the Uryuu.
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>>1997926

uryu has a pass because he's a protagonist
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>>1997931
What about Masaki?
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As the massive Arrancar began charging at the ape like Jerome the other two began to look in bewilderment.

"I-Incredible...
It covered its ears!
Could it be? Was the Daten wrong?"

"N-No..."
Berenice grunted.
"That won't protect him from Jerome.
His Roar should be more than enough to destroy his organs anyway.
He's just an idiot that decided to put on some fucking music!"

"Are you alright Berenice?"

"No you *cough* retard!
I'm using Ransotengai just to stand!
When Jerome falls... you'll have to handle that... Thing."

"If..."

"When! Now shut up and watch him carefully!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7fm0EIeyM4

As Jerome opened his feral jaws he unleashed waves of sound that cracked the earth and turned it into dust.
The charging Marr could feel his insides vibrating violently as he got closer and closer to his opponent but he did not care.
Delivering a powerful uppercut to Jeromes lower jaw he shut the apes mouth and shattered his teeth into a million pieces.
Grabbing onto his braids as he started falling over Marr repeatedly rammed his head into the giant gorillas face and repainting the scenery with his blood.

In a desperate move to retaliate Jerome wrapped his giant arms around the Tyrants torso and lifted him in the air.
With the arrancar lifted high the Quincy slammed his foe into the ground and while he was down unleashed a powerful wave of sound straight at him.

Trying to move his hands upwards Marr tried to reach for the Quincys face again but found it hard to penetrate the wall of sound before him.
However in time he managed to grab the black quincys lips and close them shut.
With the sound not being able to escape his mouth Jerome was helpless.
Standing up he kneed the helpless quincy in the stomach and then tossed him high into the air.

As his opponent fell down Marr raised both of his fists and prepared to strike.
He started off with a left hook.
"Ans!"
Then he followed up with a right gut punch.
"Bahyl!"
And he finished it off with an upwards split kick which sent Jerome spiraling into the air.
"Goven!"

Suddenly an impressive amount of energy began to emanate from Marrs body as he pulled his fist back.
"And now... 80%!
CERES!"

What he threw then was no longer a normal punch.
The sheer pressure of his strike was strong enough to hit the flying Jerome and knock him out cold.
Marr grinned as he saw his opponent slowing down mid air and turned around to the two remaining Quincy.

"So... who's next?"
He spoke just as Jeromes body hit the ground next to him and created a crater.
It was impossible to tell if Jerome was still alive or not.

Though hesitant at first the third Quincy now took a step forward.
He was bald with no distinct facial features to speak of other than an eye tattoo on his forehead .
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"Loyd!"
Berenice called out to her comrade.
"He's wounded.
Most likely bleeding internally."

"It doesn't matter..."
And as he spoke the bald man slowly began to change before Marrs eyes.
Slowly hair began to grow on his body and he started to physically grow larger.
"I've observed him for long enough..."

As his new form takes shape he even creates himself a new set of clothes.
And Marr can't help but whistle at this.

"Damn I look good!"
He spoke as he observed the man who copied his appearance.

"It's not only your looks beast.
Right now I posess all your abilities as well.
And unlike you I'm not a moron who can't utilize them fully."

"Well now..."

>Kill, Tirano!
>Let's have some fun! (stay as you are)
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1998012

>Kill, Tirano!
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>>1998012
>>Kill, Tirano!
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>>1998012
>>Kill, Tirano!
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>>1998012
>>Kill, Tirano!
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>>1998012

A perfect match?

>Kill, Tirano!
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Okay children.
Get ready for some serious shit.

ROLL 3d10!
BEST OF 3!
DC 19 CRIT 25
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Rolled 6, 10, 10 = 26 (3d10)

>>1998071
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>>1998072
welp
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>>1998072
That's some 5th dimensional warp-fuckery right there
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>>1998071
>>1998072
And we're done!
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Rolled 1, 3, 1 = 5 (3d10)

>>1998071
why do we even get some shit cause this happens >>1998072
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Welp...

>writing
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Rolled 8, 8, 1 = 17 (3d10)

>>1998071

murderize
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>>1998072

Welp, that takes care of that.
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>>1998072

beauty
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Marr then raised his hand and his ring let out a glint in the light.
Loyd saw this and turned to Berenice.

"RUN!"

"B-But!"

"GET JEROME OUT OF HERE AND RUN!
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS!"
With a hesitant nod Berenice used Hirenkyaku and took the unconscious Jerome away.
Once his fellow Sternritter were clear he followed the arrancars movements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb7nG6qQl20

They both began building up reiryoku and declared.
"KILL! TIRANO!"
"KILL! TIRANO!"

Two pillars of pure reiryoku began rising where the two monsters stood, the pressure of which was enough to subdue anyone foolish enough to get anywhere near them.
As their two forms began bulking up and expanding from the excess energy they looked at each other like one would stare into a mirror.

Then... it began.
The two beasts charged each other with their fists raised.
When they collided the area they were fighting in got reduced to an empty field in a flash.

Repeatedly they negated the others attack with one of their own and each time they did ripples traveled through the air, shaking everything.
Marr raised his knee in order to hit the impostor in the chest but even that was met with a kick equal in strength.
Now as they were standing on one leg their bodies let out creaking noises similar to that of aged and rusted steel.
They both crossed their arms in front of themselves and locked them in place as they smashed against one another.

Quite angered by their stalemate the original pulled back his head and whipped it forward.
As his forehead met his enemies he spoke up.
"Heh... Looks like you weren't bluffin'!"

"Of course.
And with your body in that condition...
I'll win in the end!"

This angered the true tyrant.
"Tch..."

"What?"

"Is THAT it?
That's your big plan?
Wait for me to die?
Jeez you suck..."

"The loser hardly has the right to judge the victor."

"Yeah... I guess you're right..."
Marr then closed his eyes.
"Which is why..."
The ground began to quake around him as he started pushing harder and harder against Loyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnPM-1CBLQ

"I'm going to devour your sorry ass!"
Quickly the arrancar opened his jaws and snapped them shut to which Loyd reacted rather quickly.
As the quincy jumped away the two monsters finally separated and Marr dusted himsef off.
"Well look at that.
You dodged."

"Tch... crafty beast."

"Looks like my guts still helped me out.
Too bad you can't seem to copy those, your kind could use a spine!"
With that Marr renewed his assault.
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>>1998189
>Marr eats Marr
>Marr^2
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How many of these quincy vs our friends fights are left?
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>>1998270

how many letters are in the alphabet
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>>1998285
By that point kaizer has already given Yhwach super cancer
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>>1998270
Only a few
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Went back to the previous thread to see our options after this there are still 4 more fights, marr's shouldn't take long and the more he kills the easier time the other guys will have
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"You don't get it, do you?!
I AM YOU!
I know your powers, your techniques! EVERYTHING!
You can't beat me! You. Will. DIE HERE!"
Loyd kept going on as he exchanged blows with Marr who began throwing his punches faster and faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8K2fckMCmc

"LESS TALKING, MORE FIGHTING!"
The wind created by their punches kept growing more violent and parts of the ground around them exploded whenever one of them accidentally missed.
But Marr did not relent. He increased his pace more and more.

Loyd simply grunted and gritted his teeth as he endured the assault.
Slowly but surely he also began picking up the pace but something quickly made him stop.
In an attempt to push himself to meet Marr in terms of raw power he realized something.
That Marr has gone past the point where his powers could be used safely.
At this speed and with this strength his muscles were practically tearing themselves apart.

Loyds Schrift: Y - The Yourself allowed him to copy the powers and abilities of his opponent... but not their memories.
Having lived with his power and knowing them thoroughly Marr knew exactly how much he can push himself before his body would give up.
And not only that but he could use each and every one of his moves far better and more efficiently than Loyd ever could.

After resigning his fate Loyd stopped his attempts at matching Marr and instead he activated Blut Vene.
He had only one hope left: Survive long enough for the beast to kill himself.
Blocking what he could with his fists and allowing Blut to handle the rest he weathered the assault... but it wasn't enough.
Loyds guard was blown open by the intensity of the strikes and he quickly found Marr uppercutting him.

With a smile the arrancar jumped after him and stomped on him in the air with both legs, causing Loyd to plummet towards the ground.
Spitting up quite a lot of blood Loyd found several of his ribs puncturing his lung as the protective bones caved in under the arrancars weight.
Now Marr reached down and grabbed the cocky quincy by the neck and started choking him.

"Not a smart idea you pussy!
I eat iron skinned shitheads like you for breakfast!"

Choking on his own saliva Loyd could hardly form words at this point.
"H-How?"

"Just because you know my techniques doesn't mean you can use 'em you retard."
And with that said the tyrant leaned in closer to his doppelgänger and opened his mouth wide.
The quincys Blut may have protected him for the most part but the moment the arrancars saliva entered his system his defense fell apart and so he was devoured by the creature.

Letting out a loud burp Marr patted his stomach as Lan jumped on his shoulders.
"Are you alright?"

"Yea... At least I got a good fight out of that.
Hurts like a bitch though."
Not saying a word Lan produced one of her own medicine rations and injected it into Marr.
"We don't say a word about this to Kaizar.
Don't let that smug asshole know I used his goo."
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>>1998341
To be fair I didn't show you all the options.
You know... so you don't get spoiled for choice.


But yeah there is only a handful of them left
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>>1998351
So long as we get some interludes to how kaizer is doing then I am fine with having some it's just I don't want the next few threads to become completely dealing with other characters fights whilst our main guy isn't heard from.
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>>1998380

Well, that's essentially how the thousand year blood war went in canon.
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>Somewhere else:

Ever since the invasions second phase began the shaking ground has become somewhat of a norm.
But now that Marrs power could be felt rising... twice for some reason, it's gotten much worse.
And now you almost even lost your balance after the sound of that huge explosion.

As you run around with Wiggles in your pocket you can't help but feel worried about your friends as things escalate.
Unable to decide where to go next you weigh your options carefully.
Part of you really wants go after Sophia but since her reiatsu grew weaker and her opponents disappeared outright she's probably safe.
Expanding your Pesquísa you locate the ones nearby and start pondering.

>Harribel
>Quatro Bestias
>Nnoitora
>Aaroniero
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1998388
Yeah but at this point we've essentially bent canon over our knee and fucked it so hard it's crying in the corner so why would we start following it now
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>>1998389

>Quatro Bestias
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>>1998404
Don't worry, after this one it's Kaizar time.
But I still want to get the others over with before we get frisky
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>>1998389
>Aaroniero
I want to see who our eldritch monster bro will be fighting
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>>1998389
>Aaroniero
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I wonder who kaizer counters on the qunicy side, I mean the zombie qunicy and the girl with that freaky mouth I know for a fact he hard counters but is there anyone else who wouldn't be good at fighting kazier?
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>>1998389
>Aaroniero
Ah, I remember the combination attack an anon suggested. With a slime clone...
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>>1998423
Okay you'll have to remind me on that one...

Was that the one where he eats the clone or the one where he animates it?
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>>1998430
what would eating the clone even do, he would gain there nanao machi- i mean hollows abilities but it's kazier who has the ability to produce more
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>>1998389

>Harribel
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>>1998389
>>Harribel
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>>1998430

>Aaroniero and Kaizar combo: Kaizar creates a slime-clone, Aaroniero uses spiritual fusion with it. Einherjar are hollows too, after all. The question is, what exactly would it do?

pasted from the askfm
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>>1998466
Would that even work, I mean the slime clone wouldn't just be one hollow, but millions of nanao ones and we don't know how his fusion works, it might only be able to fuse with one hollow at a time
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>>1998466
Right I just found it as well.

Man ask is such a shit to navigate.
I tried searching both notifications and questions.
Turns out it's "Feed" I needed,


>Aaroniero wins

Okay then

>writing
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>>1998473
>nanao
the thought of millions of tiny nanaos all over kaizer intrigues me.
>Would that even work
I have no idea.
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>>1998421
As Nodt gets hard fucked by the fear eater, and gremmy works on the concept of how good his imagination is, which is a terrible ass idea when against kaizar, especially if he finds out his boss already lost an arm to kaizar in a single exchange.
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As you sense your surroundings you pick up a few interesting things.
For a moment you consider going towards your wife because from the look of things she's actually up against someone quite powerful.
But after but a few seconds you let out a smirk and decided that she got this one in the bag.
Next one were the Quatro Bestias but you didn't even consider them once you felt their power spike suddenly.
No, the one who seemed to be in need the most was Aaroniero.
Deciding to make your way towards him you altered your course and ordered Wiggles to hold on tight.

Your whole body becomes a blur as you dart past most obstacles along the way.
And as you get closer and closer to your friend the clearer the picture becomes.
"So that's what you were up to..."

Aaroniero was driven into a corner by a single man.
He looks down at his sealed Zanpakuto and the Calaveras at his side.
His opponent observes this with glee.

"Is that it?
You had that big speech and this is all you amounted to?
Pathetic!"
Driscoll runs his fingers through his hair as he gloats.
Indeed he has come here and he swore to take down this Quincy but the fight hasn't been going in his favor at all.
And now Driscoll is out for blood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU

He slams his two brass knuckle like weapons together and forms a Heilig Pfeil that's less of an arrow and more like a spear.
Grabbing hold of his construct and chucks it at one of the Calaveras.
Seeing this Aaroniero jumped in the projectiles way and deflected it with his sword.

"Tch...
You protect these clones with your life?
What's wrong with you?"

Panting a bit Aaroniero speaks up.
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Overkill..."

"Oh... Hehehe.
So you know about me!
Guess that explains why you came after me
Can't really decide whether that makes you smart or dumb though...
Oh well!"

Driscoll then materializes two more spears, one in each hand, and hurls them at two Calaveras that are a great deal apart from one another.
Aaroniero successfully cuts one of them apart but he can only watch as the other is flying towards his footsoldier.

Until suddenly...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnQO9XaKB0

A burst of red darts across the landscape and collides against the blue javelin, destroying it in the process.
With red lightning running between his fingers Kaizar Soize stands atop a building as he looks down at the Quincy.

"Sorry... I think I broke your toy."

"Kaizar!"
Aaroniero shouts to you which gets the attention of his opponent.

"Huh?!
...
Awww shit..."

Using this lapse in concentration Aaroniero quickly shouted.
"NOW!"

Suddenly the Caballero that were hiding up until now made their move and jumped out from behind the buildings and began swarming the area.
Driscoll finds himself surrounded from all sides as the Caballero move in and he begins to panic.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!
WAS THIS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?!"

"But of course.
Did you honestly believe you had me on the ropes?
When I didn't use a single release?"
As the enhanced skull soldiers hold Driscoll in place Aaroniero makes his way to you and taps you on the shoulder.
"Thanks for the distraction.
I thought he'd never give me an opening."

Then your friend returns his attention to the ensuing fight and so do you.
What he managed to do with Rudbornnes clones was quite astonishing.
In such a short amount of time he managed to train these two types of artificial soldiers to work perfectly in tandem.

While the Caballero lack speed their sheer size and strength is enough to make the enemy focus on suppressing them, leaving the Calaveras free to move around and deliver relatively weak but numerous attacks.
And every time Driscoll changed his approach to focus on the Calaveras instead, the Caballero quickly react to it and stand in the Quincys way.

"Squad one! Fall back!
Squad three, move in!
Flank from the east! Squad two keep at it!"
Aaroniero orders the pawns around.
It seems that they can move about more quickly if they are given orders and they don't need to think too much.

Then Aaroniero turns to you.
"I'm fine with orchestrating this.
Care to jump in?"

>No thanks. It looks like you got this
>Is this the one? I'll handle him
>How about we do this together? Just like old times
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1998660
>How about we do this together? Just like old times
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>>1998660
>How about we do this together? Just like old times
The sooner we deal with the sternritter, the better. And I'd like to get Aaroniero out there directing the flow of the rest of the fights ASAP.
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>>1998660

>How about we do this together? Just like old times

king spooky flashbacks, those were the days
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>>1998660
>>How about we do this together? Just like old times
the quicker this gets done the better and the Aaroneibro can start helping out others
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>>1998660
>>How about we do this together? Just like old times
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>>1998660
>>How about we do this together? Just like old times
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I think we have a winner
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Hmmm yes.

But sometimes I wonder if I really have a playerbase or just a gestalt consciousness that's bored

>writing

Oh and please roll 3d10
Best of 3
DC:12 Crit: 22
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Rolled 4, 3, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>1998739
crit baby
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Rolled 6, 3, 10 = 19 (3d10)

>>1998739

We are the einherjar.
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Rolled 3, 4, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>1998739
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>>1998739
The second one sounds better to have as a player in a quest than a bunch of anons
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eh we didn't crit but we certainly fucked his shit up hard and with two of top hollows wailing on this fuck he is gonna go down pretty fucking fast
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>>1998764
But it's less fun

Chaos is entertaining
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>>1998782
Until you've read your waifu is a shit for the 22nd time in one thread, then it's just annoying
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>>1998885

whomst've
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"I'd say we take him out as fast as we can.
You are needed elsewhere."

"Acknowledged."

"Hmmm...
Remember Barragan?"

"Ah those were the days."

"Hey... let's do... that."

Chuckling to himself happily Aaroniero speaks up.
"Sure, why not?"

Quickly you draw your sword and Aaroniero raises his own.
Both of you begin building up alarming amounts of reiatsu and release simultaneously.
"Mend and Maim!"

"Surge Water and Heaven!"

With both of your weapons unleashed you began your part of the technique by secreting as much mucus as you could spare.
Once you amassed enough of the substance you left it behind in the shape of your own body and allowed the outer layer to harden, creating a statue.
Then it was up to Aaroniero to complete the procedure.
He walked up to your construct and 'merged' himself with it.
In truth it was more like him entering it and wearing that molted husk as a sort of second skin.

For just few moments he waited in order to get adjusted to the new sensation but once he accommodated he gave you a thumbs up.
At first it was rather creepy to see yourself move about like that but you shrugged and decided to ignore it.
Clearing your throat you shouted down at the alley.

"CALAVERAS!
FALL BACK!"
The artificial soldiers all put down their weapons and took several steps away from the Quincy.

Looking over at Driscoll you saw him sporting several very small slashes that all leaked drops of blood.
If you allowed this to continue it truly would have been death by a thousand paper cuts.
But sadly you don't have the time nor the manpower to spare for such an operation.
Instead you looked over at Aaroniero and the two of you shared a nod and jumped down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLMV9B3vq1A

With one of you wielding a sword and the other twirling his polearm between his fingers the two of you make your way to Driscol who is a bit confused by this.

"Err.... what?
How is there two of you?!"

But neither of you speak up.
For this to work you must remain calm and silent.

At the same time both of you use Sonído and disappear from sight.
Soon Driscoll finds both of you running laps around him fast enough to create a small, circular wall of dust.
Then it begins.

From the very precipice of the ring blades attacks begin to rain down on the poor Quincy.
Slashes from Basilisco and thrusting attacks combined with crushing ones by Nejibana.
To say that Driscoll did not know what was going on was an understatement.
For a while he managed to keep up with you but your insane speed combined with the fact that you look completely alike means he can't defend properly at all.
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>>1998990
Behold, the two most massive trolls in the after life at the moment, see them in all of their glory
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Finally you broke your formation.
With the momentum from running in circles you allowed your blades to fly freely into Driscols flesh.
But the more you pierced and cut his flesh the more obvious it became that he was adjusting to your speed.
Quickly he threw a punch and hit one of you in the chest.

Thanks to your own insane inertia and his strength, his knuckles were lodged deep inside the victims gut.
This delighted Driscoll greatly.
"Got'cha you little bastard!"
He turned to the other one.
"Look at this Kaizar Soize!
I got your trident wielding little bitch right here!
Can't wait for him to die so I get the boost I need to kick your ass!"
But at this moment Berci found something interesting as the arrancar he just penetrated grabbed his hand.
"Give it a rest! You're dead already!"

But you did not listen to him and gripped his arm hard enough to hear his bones cracking.
As your chest wound began closing and trapping Driscols fist in your chest you raised Nejibana and thrust her into Driscol and shouted.
"AARONIERO!"

Quickly he made his way to you and brought down the blade of Basilisco straight at Bercis neck like it was an executioners blade.
Sadly you did not see his head roll around on the ground after that moment as the quincy isntinctively activated Blut Vene just before Basilisco could decapitate him.
But with his life saved he grabbed hold of Aaroniero as well and tossed both of you far away from himself.
Now with one knee on the ground he panted as he looked at you.

"B-Bastards!
I'll show you to make a fool of me!"
He reached under his cape and took out a black medallion from it.
"BANKAI! Kōkō Gonryō Rikyū!"
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>>1999054
>they swapped weapons
Yoooooo this is some next level trickery I love it
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You see a ball of lightning materializing above the Quincys head which immediately begins to rain down bolt after bolt of lightning straight at you.
Quickly you high-tail it out of there and switch your weapons back.
Aaroniero immediately stands up high and begins spinning Nejibana around.
As a protective sphere of water appears around you all the bolts of electricity are blocked and transferred straight into the ground without ever reaching you.
Aaroniero lets out a sigh and takes a good look at you.

"Sorry... I did not expect him to be able to adjust that quickly."

"Nah... It was my mistake for not paying enough attention.
I should've known he'd go after 'you' first."
You then look up at the swirling bubble of water while sitting and waiting for your wound to close.
"Heh... nostalgic isn't it?"

"Yes... I was about to say how this reminds me of Barragan.
Me protecting you from an enemy that just so happens to counter you."

"Hahaha! Those were the days!"

But Aaronieros expression quickly turns grim.
"What do we do now?"

>The same thing we did to Barragan
>You can handle this. Electricity isn't very good for me
>It's about time I ended this charade...
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1999054
Wait isn't this a bad idea for him, I mean that's a weakness of his in that he didn't learn how to use the banaki so wouldn't this just be a massive drain on him?
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>>1999073
>>The same thing we did to Barragan
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>>1999074
He used it because it counters Kaizar

And Quincy don't really operate the same way others do.
In a spiritual plane like Soul Society they can basically use matter as 'fuel' for their techniques so they never really run out.

What they can lose is their stamina.

Also him stealing the bankai only makes it weaker, nothing else.
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>>1999073
>The same thing we did to Barragan
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>>1999073
>>The same thing we did to Barragan
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>>1999073

>The same thing we did to Barragan

we really are channeling the hivemind
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Okay

>writing

And please roll 3d10
Best of 4 this time
DC 15, no crit
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Rolled 7, 8, 10 = 25 (3d10)

>>1999191
WITNESS ME
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>>1999203
Eternal you shall ride.
Shiny and chrome
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Rolled 7, 2, 4 = 13 (3d10)

>>1999191
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>>1999203
Okay, nice knowing you guy but we're are about to show you the true meaning of your name sake
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By the way I've just been looking up some clips of mad max ( never seen it) and what is it with those pale guys and spraying glowing blue stuff onto their faces?
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"How about we keep the nostalgia train rolling?"
You suggest to Aaroniero.

He chuckles at that as his shell slowly dissolves into a pile of slime and he extends his arm.
"You and your theatrics.
Very well."
Raising his hand he bit into his own skin in order to draw some blood.
While he still maintained the dome of water he extended his other, bleeding arm and began charging a cero.
"But you'll have to be the one that moves out there."
Aaroniero spoke as the red color of his cero slowly turned purple and increasingly more violent.

Sliding your nails across your wrist you also began charging your crimson ball.
"Of course...
Just lower that wall quick before these two start to react."
You responded to him as your regular Cero began changing into that of the grand king.

"NOW!"
For a brief moment the water stopped rotating and you took that opportunity to run out into the field with the blue ball of energy in your hand.
This immediately caught the attention of Driscol who began throwing his Heilig Pfeil at you.

As the spear flew in your direction you pulled your head back and opened your mouth.
The very tip of the spear flew past you without causing harm and once the shaft was right before your head you bit down on it hard.
With some extra pressure you even managed to snap the thing in half with only your teeth.

But while you were busy doing this Driscol wasn't wasting his time and instead fired lightning at you repeatedly.
Since none of your moves would be of any use against lightning attacks with maybe the Cero and Bala as exceptions you simply dodged the bursts of electricity as they came.
After you either managed to avoid or destroy all of Driscols attacks you finally made your way to the other side of the Quincy with the Gran Rey Cero in your hand.

Raising your hand you took aim at the Quincy who instead of running away or defending himself just doubled down on offense.
"I WON'T LET YOU FIRE THAT DAMN THING YOU BITCH!"
He screams as he fires off five more log sized spears at you.

But instead of responding to his threat you gave the signal.
"Hail to the king..."
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>>1999334
You mean silver stuff?

That's a sign that they are willing to do a suicide attack and like the norse of old, they paint their face silver instead of red to get to valhalla.

Silver and crome
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The water bubble bursts open, revealing Aaroniero with his own Gran Rey Cero ready.
Both of your hands are aimed at Driscol and you unleash the attacks at the same time.

Purple and blue waves drill their way through the air, distorting space as they do.
When they finally collide the amount of destruction they unleash is unspeakable.
Not only did it manage to destroy Driscols body on the atomic level but it also shattered his stolen bankai.
Much like what Marr managed to create not too far from here you also flattened a good chunk of the surrounding area with your final attack.

Once the dust settled both of you made your ways towards the epicenter in order to assess the situation.
Both of you concluded that there was no way for him to survive any of this and you speak up with relief.

"Thank god it worked."

"Hmmm... the destruction was much greater than the time we used this first."

"Yes... Shame we couldn't use Burial at Sea with all that lightning everywhere.
It wasn't as great without it."

"Heh... are you sure you aren't blinded by nostalgia?"

"Maybe I am...
But that doesn't matter right now.
I trust you know what to do next."

"Of course.
I'll return to the main front and coordinate our efforts from there.
But I really wanted to ensure we get rid of him."

"I understand."

"What will you do?"

"I believe it's about time I properly partake in this war."

"Hmmm... well I wouldn't want to be in the enemies place right now."
With that Aaroniero turned around.
"Good luck."

"For you as well."
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>Somewhere else:

It's been a tough battle for Sui Feng.
Not only was most of her squad wiped out because they were caught when the change of Seireitei happened but since the landscape changed so drastically she was unfamiliar with the layout of the area.
In short: She wasn't able to utilize stealth.

Still her assassin skillset was very useful for her survival efforts but it could only carry her for so long in straight up fights.
And this opponent... was something else.

Her typical approach for fighting, namely wars of attrition, didn't seem to work.
This man... no.
This creature did not tire, did not falter and made no mistakes.
It hunted her down mercilessly until she ran out of stamina and fell to its assault.
But worst of all... it seemed to be capable of stealing a Bankai even if the user never activated it.

Now battered, beaten and without her last resort she lays on the ground defeated.
Until...

Suddenly her attacker looks up.
It detects movement and soon enough she can feel them as well.
A pair of arms quickly grab hold of her and carry her to safety.

She finds herself behind a half crumbled wall, surrounded by a group of strangers.
"Nice going Apacci!"
Alex speaks up.

"Are you alright?"
Mila Rose asks the shinigami.

"N-No...
I'm wounded..."

Hearing this Apacci quickly touched the Captains rather revealing uniform and found it to be drenched in blood.
Her heterochromic eyes widen in surprise and she quickly begins undressing her.

"Apacci! How scandalous!"

"I'm checking her wounds you frigid serpentine bitch!"
As Apacci undressed her Sui Feng really didn't have enough energy to argue or complain anymore.
She just felt cold and tired.
"Sorry this is going to hurt!"
Quickly after that the deer girl thrust her fingers into the girls wounds without much delay.
After yanking her hand free she looked at Alex.
"Okay! No foreign objects!
Alex! Three vials!"

"T-Three?!"
Quickly Apaccis little sister rummaged through her knapsack and gave her the requested injections.
After jamming them all into the most wounded areas Apacci sighed with relief as the Captains breathing stabilized.

>Tell the shinigami to rest
>Ask the shinigami about the one that did this to her
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1999585
>Ask the shinigami about the one that did this to her
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>>1999585
>Ask the shinigami about the one that did this to her

Robocop is out and about, can't have that now.
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>>1999585
Uh Spooky, Did we ensure the vials... would't corrupt the SS members injected and turn them into visords?
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>>1999585
>>Ask the shinigami about the one that did this to her
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>>1999650
Yes.
Yata made sure that it's compatible
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>>1999682
Is it wrong to be upset about that?
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>>1999694
Nah.
An opinion is like a dick.
It's fine if you have one just don't wave it in everyones faces.

Besides even if it wasn't Kaizar could easily undo anything that happened because the reapers might get uppity
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Okay then
>writing
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>>1999716
>"I'm going to solve literally all of your problems RIGHT NOW."

>C46 "THOSE ARE OUR PROBLEMS DON'T TOUCH THEM REEEEEEEEE!!!"

Goddammit.
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>>1999807
If you didn't notice that's LITERALLY all they do.

Either that or they create MORE problems so they have even more stuff that they won't solve
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>>1999807
That's the C46 in a nutshell.

There's one thing that all Bleach quests agree on, and that is the C46 being ineffectual pains in everybody's ass.
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"Hey... who did this to you?"
Apacci held onto Feng carefully.

"N-Not a man..."

"What?"

"That thing... is not a man."
As Sui Feng reached out to Apacci with the last morsels of her strength she grabbed her collar and began crying.
"Run!"

But Apacci got annoyed by this.
"LIKE HELL WE WILL!"
And with that she set down the weakened shinigami and began cracking her knuckles.
"So unless you got anything USEFUL to say about him we'll go out there and kick his... hers... ITS ass!"

It took the captain a few moments to recover from the shock but she then decided to share what she knows.
"It uses ranged weaponry. Primarily heavy machine guns with a high rate of fire.
I've seen it use up to six of them at once and it can remake them if one breaks...
It... also has my bankai."

"Tch... like friggin' machine guns weren't enough.
Eh... whatever.
Hey! Girl. You stay here no matter what.
Got it?"
Not having the strength to respond anymore Sui Feng finally lost consciousness.
"Works for me..."

"Wow Apacci, you almost sounded inspirational back there.
If only you weren't as insufferably barbaric about it."

"I'M GONNA KILL HER!"

"Girls, girls!"
Alex stepped in between her bickering sisters and stopped them.
"We can kill each other AFTER we are finished killing the enemy!
So make up and let's get out there already!"

"Tch... fine!"

With that the four girls jumped out from their cover and came face to face with the... thing that was patient enough to wait for them.
"So... who or what are you exactly?"
Apacci asked as the groups representative.

"I am designated as BG-17. I also bear the title of Sternritter K - The Knowledge."

"Wow... you are surprisingly forward with that stuff."

"Yes. I am the 17th model of my line. Unlike all units before me I am completely mechanical, meaning I'm immune to your bio-weapns.
I am the culmination of decades of reasearch.
My design exceeds any others as it was created based on the information we gathered specifically from you hollows.
And now that you are here I can finally test out all of my subroutines...
Initializing combat sequence!"
The robot raised its minigun and it began to spin up.
"EXTERMINATE!"

"OH SHIT!
SCATTER!"

As the 'Quincy' unleashed a volley of fire on them the girls decided to get behind cover as fast as possible.
With all of them huddled up together the Quincy began creating a second minigun.

"OKAY! HOW DO WE STOP THAT?!"

"You are supposed to be the 'tactician' of the group!
Think of something!"

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU SUNG-SUN!"

But as her sisters bickered she started thinking.

>One of us draws fire while the others rush it
>Let's unleash all that we have at once
>Time for plan C.
>Other? (write-in)
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>>1999965
>>Time for plan C.
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>>1999965
>Time for plan C.
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Hmmm... I'm guessing shit's dead at this point.

Oh well I'll finish this and then call it quits

>writing
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>>2000058
just got dinner m8
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>>2000074
Sorry. I have no fucking idea what time it is over there since it's 3 am over here
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>>2000084
6 pm
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>>2000084
pushin' 9 over here
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>>1999965
>BG17
>17

nani
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>>2000084

8 where I am
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>>2000127
The Quincy didn't like Kaizars shenanigans.
So they went back to the drawing board... again and again
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>>2000058
Also just had dinner. Would have voted C anyway.
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"Girls... I have a plan!"

As BG-17 kept creating mechanical tentacles which ended in miniguns and activated Sui Fengs Bankai the girls were busy mutilating themselves by ripping their entire arms out of their sockets.
They all grunted and winced in pain as the process finished.

"Screw... this...
Why... doesn't... it... get.... less... painful?"
Apacci pants.

They throw their arms into one big fleshy pile and then begin channeling their energy into that mass of flesh.
"Quimera Parca!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi5gZcv_6Cc

The steadily increasing spiritual pressure caught BG-17s attention and it aimed its sensors at the source.
Slowly from that hunk of reiryoku a figure emerged with hooved feet, fur covered skin, a snake for a tail, a set of deer antlers and a dogs hollow skull for a face.
This muscular goliath stomped on the debris that the girls have been using as cover and utterly demolishes it.

As the giant seemingly calmed down Alex quickly darted her way up to Ayons shoulder.
Wincing from the pain caused by the technique she gently whispers into the Chimeras ear.
"Ayon my precious little boy.
Do you see that tin can over there?
Well he made first, second, third and fourth mommy hurt themselves just to summon you.
What do you think about that?"

Clenching both of his massive fists Ayon let out a blood curdling screech.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"I thought so..."
Alex let out a mischievous little smile.
"Well then... if you'd be so kind... Smash!"

Ayon let out another howl which rivaled even that of Alex when she uses her Resurrección and marched towards BG-17.
Seeing this the robot took aim and began firing at the giant mercilessly.

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

Six miniguns spun up and unleashed a tidalwave of reishi bullets at the chimera.
But to BG-17s surprise it didn't even slow the beast down.
Raising its fist Ayon punched the machine quincy so hard that it got sent through, ironically, 17 buildings.

As the robot lodged itself out of the hole which it was in BG-17 aimed his now cracked sensor at Ayon.
"Error... Error...
Does not compute...
Threat analysis... analyzing... analyzing...
Damage assessment..."
Suddenly the processes finished and the results came in.
"0..."

That couldn't be right. BG-17 thought to itself.
And indeed it took a few moments before it could figure out the problem.

"Integer overflow..."
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>>2000190

>"Integer overflow..."

EXTERMINATED
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>>2000190
Shouldn't an integer overflow cause a massive negative number?
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>>2000275
I... think it depends on if it's a signed integer or not?
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Suddenly something overcame BG-17.
Something that not even his developers accounted for.
It began feeling fear.

He took aim with his shoulder mounted tactical nuclear missile and locked it on Ayon.
"E-EXTERMINATE!"

BG-17 then fired off Jakuhō Raikōben straight at Ayon.
And as it hit the beast it fired off again and again and again while repeating the word 'exterminate' in an increasingly more panicked voice.
After about the fourth shot however it wanted to fire again but heard only a strange clicking noise.

*click click*
*click click*

He was empty.
His ginto batteries were completely empty and he could not draw in reishi fast enough to fire off another rocket.
*click click*
*click click*

This has gone on until the smoke finally cleared, revealing Ayon who had approximately half of his body ruined by repeated rocket strikes.
But it wasn't down, not by a long shot.
Saliva dripping from between his teeth he inhaled and exhaled with great force and a few snorts.

Suddenly electricity began to dance around Ayons fur.
And as his fur began to stand up Ayon disappeared from sight.
The next time he became visible was when he drove his fist into the chassis of BG-17.

Now that he got sent flying a second time he did not hesitate.
He decided to use up whatever energy he has left and turned on his jet thrusters in order to get as far away from the rampaging beast as possible.

Upon BG-17s departure Ayon also caved in under the pressure of his wounds.
Alex quickly hurried to him and gave him a good night kiss.

"Good job big boy!
You made your mommys very proud!"
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Aaaand that's about as long as I can go.
I'm already running on fumes over here.

Anyway... Archive's up and I'm going to do a series of omakes this week as well.

Hope you enjoyed the session and see you goys next week
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>>2000294

Thanks for running spooks.
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>>2000294
Good session, schlomo
BG-17 is going to end up clotheslined by a passing Kaizar, Marr, or Nnoitra, calling it
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>>2000190
>>2000283
8 iterations later and he still jobs like a bitch to side characters.

Awesome side characters, but nonetheless.
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>>2000294
Thanks for the run spooks.
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>>2000294
later spooks
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Alright!
I only managed to recover fully once it was time to go to sleep again but fuck it! I'm back!


Here's a list of the omakes that I'll do throughout the week in no particular order:

>Takeshi meets Yuzu (may be canon or not, haven't decided yet)
>The cucking
And last but not least:
>Takeshi visits Ghost Mexico

If you have any other ideas that you'd like to see then I'm open for suggestions as always
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>>2002291
man, I'm actually really excited about all these Takeshi omakes, he's a fun character
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>>2002291
In an alternate reality, Sophia picks up her dress sense from dante. Commence annuerisms and plotting murder.
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>>2002406
Huh... Guess this really shows how much of a tool I am because I really, REALLY don't get all the love for Takeshi.
Maybe I'm just a massive faggot for not realizing how beloved he is. Yeah that must be it

>>2002581
Heh... that's actually funny.

Okay you managed to win me over.
Just don't regret it when I write the story
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>>2002720
I don't hate him or anything but I don't really get it either.
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Omake #1: Love can bloom

Karakura Town: 12:34
Division 7 patrol route

Today is a quiet day in the Living World.
Around this time of the year Hollow activity is usually much higher for some reason.
But not today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bZPUnM1MK0

As Takeshi is standing atop a building his greatest concern right now is the almost unbearable heat.
He wipes the sweat from his brows which catches the attention of his squadmates.
"What's wrong 4th seat?
Standin' around too much for you?"

"Yeah! What'll happen if hollows actually show up?!
Our blood will be on YOUR hands!"

"Awww that'd be a shame..."
Takeshi replied.
"Guess I'd have to go and report your death to your relatives huh?
Maybe even comfort your mothers and sisters in their moments of grief..."

They all let out a hearty laugh at that.
During times like these the worst thing the shinigami have to deal with is boredom.
And playful banter is just the best remedy for that.

It's times like these that Takeshi loves the most.
Hanging out with his teammates, cracking jokes, poking fun at each other.
In the beginning he was nervous about commanding actual units since he's so high on the food chain.
When he first arrived here people didn't really look kindly at him because of the apparent nepotism that took place during his promotion.
But as time went on he showed his prowess and asserted his dominance so at least a fraction of his division accepts him now.

As his subordinates keep exchanging one liners during their patrol Takeshi takes a moment to think things through.
Ever since the Hollows have become less of a threat that needed to be dealt with and more like an actual faction things have been getting calmer for the Soul Society.
Even these normally risky patrol routes are quite safe thanks to the efforts of the arrancars.
Sometimes they even spot a few individuals in white garbs just standing around, watching over the living.
But they usually keep their distance so there isn't much friction between the two armies.

He looked to the side and saw the thing that made this particular area of the large town so dangerous:
Karakura Town Primary School.

It is factually known that while hollows tend to go after spiritually stronger individuals for extra nutrients the weaker ones that can't really put up a fight against anything hardier than a normal human often become bottom feeders preying on weak individuals.
Namely: Children.

And while their strength is negligible their potential numbers are not.
Year by year dozens of shinigami get injured or killed in areas like these where the population density is high with weaker than average individuals.
In fact the only thing rivaling Schools as hotspots are retirement homes and hospitals.
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>>2005240
>Think of the children!
>I am, Thats why we eat them first!
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>>2005267
>think of the children!
>OH MY GOD! HE'S GOT AN ERECTION!
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"Well... looks like not much is going to happen today."
Takeshi looks at his watch and sees that he still has a bit less than half hour left before the they get replaced.
Awkwardly he scratches the back of his head and groans.
"Okay... I'll take it from here.
You useless sacks of meat can go home now but only if you promise to drink a round in my name!"

The eyes of his subordinates practically light up at this.
"Thanks fourth seat! You're the best!"

"Yeah yeah... But if you get caught I'm not taking the fall for you!
So avoid the Onmitsu and the second division goons like the plague!
You hear me?!"

"Of course! You can leave it to us!"

The men then proceeded to open up the senkaimon and travel back to the Soul Society without their higher up.
Takeshi meanwhile just walked into the shadow of a nearby building and decided to take shelter from the killer rays of the sun.
Since he had already eaten his rations his eyelids felt especially heavy.
"Maybe... just resting them for a bit... won't-"
He quickly shook his own face and slapped himself.
"Whoah! No! No sleeping on the job!"

Steeling himself he quickly stood up in order to wake himself further.
And good thing too because his Reikaku just alerted him to a nearby presence.
"Close!"
He swiftly drew his sword.
"Too close!
How did it get so close?!"

"Gihihihi!"
A devilish laugh echoed between the buildings.
"Lucky lucky! I'm so lucky!
Got myself a shinigami!
Where are your friends? Are you alone?
I'm so happy I could just moan!"

Gripping hard on his zanpakuto Takeshi looked around for the enemy but found nothing.
Even focusing his Reikaku was no use as he couldn't even tell where the creature was only that it's close.

"It's time to start crying and call for your mom!
Because ready or not here I come!"

At that very moment Takeshi steeled himself and focused with all of his senses in order to detect the incoming attack.
But nothing came.
His eyes twitched from side to side, looking for his assailant but found nothing.
And just as his attention began slipping he heard the hungry maw of the hollow opening up directly above him as the creature popped out of the Garganta.

Quickly he raised his hand up and spoke.
"Hado # 54: Haien!"

As the purple sphere of energy made contact with the hollows face the two violently react and the creatures head spontaneously combusted.
Screaming in agony the 6 legged, spider like monster fell out of its hole and onto the ground where Takeshi jumped on him and pressed his blade against the mask of his enemy.
"Bait huh?
Clever. But not clever enough!"

"I-It'd be in your best interest if my face you did not smother!
After all, that'd upset my dear old brother!"

"BROTHER?!"

Suddenly the fabric of space opened up and a scythe like appendage, much like the one the other hollow has, struck Takeshi in the back.
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As his back got almost torn open Takeshi rolled away in a desperate move.
After regaining his balance and standing up he felt a strange wetness rolling down his back.

*drip drip*
He heard his own blood hitting the ground behind him.
"...Shit!"

"Are you alright brother?"

"Yes, thanks for the save.
But that fire did ruin my day..."

*sigh*
"Could you just give it a rest?
It's really embarrassing to listen to your attempts at rhymes."

"Grrrr FINE!
Let's just waste this shinigami!"

With two hollows coming at him and his back injured Takeshi had no choice but to go on the defensive.
Raising his hands he shouted.
"BAKUDO #39-"

But before he could complete the spell something darted past him and hit one of the hollows right between the eyes.
Almost immediately after that the unfortunate creatures body began to disintegrate.
"B-BROTHER?!"

Takeshi turned around and saw a girl.
About 4'6" and standing on a sheet of reishi she levitated behind Takeshi with an absurdly oversized spirit bow before her and a MASSIVE skeletal arm manipulating it.
Using her strange creation she glided through the air and grabbed the remaining hollow by the throat with her ghastly appendage.
Holding it in the air she looked at Takeshi.

"Please help!"

Quickly snapping himself out of confusion he started running towards the suspended hollow with his blade on the ready.
Jumping up in the air he plunged Hachibi Ryu into the skull of the hollow, killing it instantly.
With the threat averted he dusted himself off and took a closer look at the girl.

She wore the uniform of the Karakura Town primary school, no mistaking that.
"Thank you."
He said and bowed politely.
"Were it not for you I don't know what would've happened."

"O-Oh! You're welcome!
But please don't bow like that!"
Takeshi complies and the little girl extends her hand to him.
"I'm Kurosaki Yuzu! Nice to meet you!"

"Takeshi. Momochi Takeshi.
I'm a... uh...."

"I know! You're a shinigami!
You guys watch over us!"

"Not well enough apparently...
But you seem very knowledgeable for a human.
I'm not even going to question how you know this.
So... once again. Thank you for saving me."
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But as Takeshi turned around to leave Yuzu saw his back and let out an audible gasp.
"You... you're wounded!"

"It's nothing.
Don't even worry about it."

Suddenly Takeshi felt large skeletal fingers wrapping around his torso as Yuzu violently grabbed him.
Quickly he was spun around and faced with the pouting Yuzu.
"Nuh-uh Mister!
You're not going anywhere with those wounds!"
Still holding onto the man Yuzu began using Hirenkyaku to skip from rooftop to rooftop at such speeds that the human eye could not follow her.

"HEY! HEY! HEY!
WHOA! STOP!
A-Aren't you supposed to be in school or something?!"

"Yeap. But my dad and mom run a clinic so they often call me away from school to help out.
I'll just ask them to write an apology for my teacher!"

When she arrived there was nobody currently at home.
Quickly she made her way into the clinic and took out a needle, some thread and a bottle of disinfectant from one of the cupboards.
Not taking any backtalk from the shinigami she made him undress and got to treating the wound.
She cleaned out the wound and sewn it shut.

After biting the thread she looked at the thoroughly emasculated shinigami.
"There. It wasn't that bad now, was it?"

"Thank you..."

Not taking any of that Yuzu quickly clapped her hands around Takeshis and smiled.
"Come on! That's no way to look after somebody helped you!
Smile!"

After sighing with defeat he put on the goofiest, most fake smile he ever made and Yuzu burst out laughing.
"Hahahah! You look so funny!"

And as the little girl laughed the seasoned shinigami couldn't help but burst out in laughter as well.
For minutes they did nothing but laughed at how much the other was laughing.

It was a quiet day at the Living World.
And Takeshi loved it.

Omake #2: THE END
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>>2005433
>>2005470


i love them
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>>2005240
>>2005379
>>2005433
>>2005470
This is not my ship, therefore it's SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

Yo just playin', it's cool shit
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Omake #2: Mending wounds

Soul Society: 5th Division Barracks, the garden.

Sitting under the shade of a tree and sipping some refreshing tea is Lieutenant Hinamori Momo.
She enjoys taking a break here in between doing large piles of paperwork.
As she takes a deep breath and really smells nature she looks around the place to enjoy the scenery.
After all that she's been through it feels very nice to be outside.

Thanks to her extensive physiotherapy now she can walk around for short amounts of time without an aide.
But she still carries a foldable on her person in case she feels her legs giving in.

Finishing her tea she puts down her cup and takes out her crutch because she'd rather be safe than sorry at this point.
*sigh*
"How did it come to this?
I'm less physically fit now than Captain Ukitake..."

As she leaned heavily on her cane she stood up and using her free hand took her cup back with herself.
Slowly but surely she walked back to her office where copious amounts of paperwork still await her.
However as she carelessly turned around a corner she accidentally bumped into someone carrying a huge stack of papers.
"Kyaaa!"
She cried out and closed her eyes as she lost her balance and began falling over.

Suddenly papers fly everywhere as the man carrying them simply tosses them aside and rushes forward.
Immediately afterwards Momo found that her fall was halted by something.
Slowly her eyes open up and she sees the man that caught her by the waist, his hands gently wrapped around her so her back is not subjected to more stress than needed.

"C-C-Captain?!"
She spoke up in surprise as Captain Ashido held her.
"T-Thank you."

"Are you alright Hinamori-chan?"

"Y-Yes... thanks to you Captain..."

Ashido paused for a moment.
"No... If I didn't mess up you wouldn't have gotten in this situation..."

"N-No nono Captain!
But erm... could you let go of me?
This is getting a bit embarrassing... A-a-and I have to get back to work!"

Suddenly Ashido shifted removed his left hand from Momos hips and moved them under her thighs.
As her captain swooped her off her legs she began objecting furiously.
"C-c-c-Captain?!"

Ashido paid her no mind nad began carrying the girl away from the scattered pile of papers and towards her room.
"You've done more than enough for today lieutenant, I'll handle the rest.
You may take the rest of the day off."

Not realizing that resistance is futile at this point Momo kept protesting the entire way.
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>>2009268
>momo and ice shota
>cuckening

Yer a cruel guy mate
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>>2009291
Yeah... I am.

Sadly even in canon Ice shota had about as much of a chance at getting that puss as in here.
Because there Momo never REALLY stopped being obsessed about the Aizen D
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Ashido took his lieutenant to her chambers but he did not stop there.
After opening the door he entered and made his way towards the futon.
"Pardon me..."

"C-C-Captain! That's quite enough!
I can move on my own!"
But her pleas were ignored once again.
She was sat down on her futon gently and she found the Captain standing over her.
"W-Why was this necessary Captain?"

"I... wanted to thank you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6LCykRfXL8

"Huh? T-Thank what?"

"Everything Hinamori-chan.
Were it not for your help... I fear I couldn't have fulfilled my duties as a captain.
Since the day I got the position you always helped me out however you could, always cheered me on to do better.
The truth is that... I uh... I need you Hinamori.
And I want to show my appreciation to you any way I can."

That caught Momo off guard. And not only because her captain didn't typically spoke that much.
Ever since Captain Aizen was replaced by Ashido she felt... strange.
Deep down in some part of her still missed her beloved Captain, not who he was but who she thought him to be.
And having that image replaced by another man that was so different made her feel uneasy.
This man was a stranger to her. Reclusive and quiet, completely unlike the man she once revered.

But after a while they managed to warm up to each other.
With Ashido not being used to writing she handled most of the divisions paperwork with the Captain serving as her assistant.
In time they picked up each others pace and felt at ease in the others company.
They did not exchange too many words and even when they did it was Momo that did the talking mostly.

"C-Captain!"

"Yes Hinamori-chan?"

"Momo...
Please call me Momo."

"Yes... Momo."
Hinamori then felt something.
A certain warmth the like of which she hardly felt before.
She did not know how much she needed to hear him call her by her last name.

As Hinamori was lost in thought Ashido knelt down beside her bed.
"I... wanted to give you something... Momo.
May I?"

"S-Sure..."
She felt uncertain.
Then the Captain did something that she was not expecting at all.

Shifting around a bit he took off his Haori and set it down on the ground before moving to Momos lower half.
He slowly rolled back her hakama and in the process accidentally touched the young girls delicate skin.
She let out a soft cry as he did that.

"W-What are you doing Captain?"
Ashido did not respond and instead proceeded to remove his lieutenants socks.
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Pulling her blanket over her face to cover her massive blush Hinamori didn't even dare to look when her captain began massaging her feet.
"C-CAPTAIN!
W-What are you doing?"

"I... I made a visit to Captain Unohana.
She showed me how to stimulate your legs to help your recovery."

Following that Ashido kept pampering Momo for a solid hour, throughout which the young lieutenant let out increasingly higher pitched moans.
Turns out that this process did just a bit more than aiding her physical recovery.
By the time the massage was over Hinamori could hardly stay sitting up any longer and instead she fell on her back.
As Ashido stood up he looked at her.

"I... I hope it wasn't unpleasant for you...
I haven't done this sort of stuff before."

Now that it's all over Momo finally managed to snap back into reality.
"Nonono! God no!"
She tried to protest.
And it wasn't even a lie.
It's true that she isn't really used to such treatment but the fact that the Captains hard hands brought to her such sensations that she never experienced before still stands.

For the first time since Momo can remember Ashido let out a smile.
"I'm glad to hear that.
If you really thought it was not unpleasant then I'd be glad to do it again if you request it.
Well... I believe I bothered you for long enough.
Please excuse me."

"W-Wait! Captain!"
Ashido stopped in the doorway.

"Would..."
Momo put her two index fingers together sheepishly.
"Would you like to have dinner sometime?
Maybe?"

"I'd be happy to!
Goodbye Momo."

"Goodbye..."
With that the captain left the room.
"Ashido..."

Omake #2: THE END

>And yes, I know I fucked up the numbering on the last one. Shut up
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>>2009474
I dont know if I should be mad with the NTR or be happy because of the cute scene.

What did you do to me spooks?
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>>2009480
To be fair... I warned you beforehand.

And technically it isn't NTR because it's dubious if Ice Shota even got to first base with her before Aizen came into the picture.
So technically it was just Chad Ashido stealing the girl from right under the Virgin Ice Boys nose
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Also on a completely unrelated note:
Does any of you know some nice "Feel good" kinda anime, show or anything?

I watched John Carpenters The Thing and I feel dead inside
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>>2009486
>Chad Ashido stealing the girl from right under the Virgin Ice Boys nose

I like that term. We should just let Ice shota pay with the beastias singles
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>>2009496
like

'Vanilla hentai' kind of feel good?
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>>2009502
No just some wholesome stuff.

I don't believe I could even get a half chub right now.

I dunno man.
Monsters and especially well made ones creep me the fuck out.
I can handle entropy, the horrid darkness lurking inside man just fine.
But the second I see something spooky and supernatural I lose my shit.

When I was a kid I watched the Alien movies and I couldn't sleep for a week.
I still have an irrational fear of face huggers
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>>2009507

Have you seen 'whose line is it anyway?'

that is a good show.

Other than that, i know a music like that
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>>2009515
Not really, no.

I'll check it out
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>>2009520
Also for the music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
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>>2009525
Ah Gorillaz.
I remember when they were good.
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>>2009496
Parasyte the maxim
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>>2009672
Joke's on you.

I actually really dig Parasyte.
It's true that monsters taking over your body are usually a big nono for me but I enjoyed that show quite a lot
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>>2009496
http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Isekai-Shokudou

There ya go spooks, I found it whole some and relaxing. Put ad blocker on tho or else.
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>>2009690
I prefer Ad Nauseum.

But thanks anyway
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>>2009710
Yer picky.

I was goin to give ya some vanilla porn but it seems Tumblr went nazi again
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>>2009722
Now I may be the least qualified person to say this but... isn't that what tumblr always does?
That and attempt to "troll" 4chan? Aka Internet Suicide
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>>2009731
alright. Found it.

Read it at your own discretion.

https://imgur.com/a/KIJZx#m62xDqj
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>>2009499
No.
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>>2009731
Attempting to troll 4chan is essentially committing internet suicide yes, cause you gets lots of different groups of people teaming up for the sole purpose of fucking with some one
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>>2009818
Not only that but it's pointless.
It's like taking the piss in an ocean MADE OF piss.

I still remember when tumblr waddled in here on their mobility scooter for obese people and realizing that they just opened the gates to hell itself.
It was fucking glorious.

And then they cried because when 4chan retaliated they were actually successful at turning their anus inside out
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>>2009818
The reason fucking with 4chan simply doesn't work is because there is no one who hates and feels more sad about 4chan than the people who stay here regularly. And the people who stay here regularly exist in a state of constant shitposting and memes in a never ending downward spiral of self-depreciation and unified disdain for every other part of the internet.

Or because we're all assholes. Can't tell which.
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>>2009841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGdjKvivJA8
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It's not a good idea to fuck with 4chan because we are the worst of the internet, nothing you could say or do will ever be enough to make us feel worse cause we already hit rock bottom ages ago so coming in here trying to change shit will just result in making your self a bigger target and eventually they either leave or get assimilated into it
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>>2009836
Sadly, I am not oldfag enough to remember this event. Is there some sort of archive where i can get a re-telling of what went down?
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>>2009734

What
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>>2009496
Just rewatch Baccano!, it makes everything better forever.
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>>2011256
It's pretty self explanatory really. Tumblr declared they were going to "raid" 4chan so they got some idiots together and tried to make 4chan feel bad. In response 4chan raided Tumblr with a vengeance. Lots of posting of basically everything it says in that image really.
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>>2009496
>Good feel anime
Himouto! Umaru-chan.
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>>2011256
I got you my man.

Really you won't find a better representation than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU
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Omake #3: Fear and Loathing in Ghost Mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBBf59VTHg

Long threads of string stretch between buildings and carry many colorful chinese lanterns which illuminate the perpetual night sky of Hueco Mundo.
Food stalls from all corners of the city have gathered up in this one location for just this day.
The people have all put on their most eccentric, fromal or goofy outfits and created a cavalcade of colors that can make a man question whether or not the endless, gray desert ever really existed.

As music blared from the various street performers plucking away at their guitars and blowing in their wind instruments the people who have come here for the first time can't help but stare with their jaws hanging open.
"HOLY CRAP!"
Rike screamed as she completely forgot about her initial nervousness about being surrounded by hollows.

"What did I tell you?"
You shrug smugly as Rike dashes off towards one of the food stalls serving a variety of sweet treats.
"How about you Takeshi? Blown away yet?"

"Aaaaaaaaa...."
You reach under his jaw and close it gently so he doesn't look like a complete fool.
"Erm... not to sound like an ass because this IS pretty impressive but...
What is this?"

"We call it Rebirth Day.
It started off as a small affair by the uh... Oh yes! By a lady who has an orphanage.
She wanted to make a small festival for the kids to enjoy so everyone from the neighbourhood banded together and made what later became this.
Since then it got changed the bit but the core idea is the same.
To give the people some holidays to enjoy."

"And... why Rebirth Day?"

"Oh... that.
They thought it'd be fun to celebrate the "Birthday" of the city.
Since Hueco Mundo got demolished quite some time ago, the conception of the city marked the start of its rebirth.
It doesn't really matter because none of the programs really center around the idea. Unless you count the puppet theater run by Ms Urodela, the one who came up with this whole thing.
And let me tell you, you need to take in those stories with a grain of salt.
She has a bad habit of romanticizing history."

Takeshi then looks around at the attractions nearby.

Arrancar walking on stilts alongside regular hollows that fly or are simply that huge by default, street performers like fire dancers, magicians or living statues who all utilize their natural abilities like pyrokinesis, teleportation or shape shifting.
But he quickly realizes that something's off.

"Hey! Where's mom?!"

You raise your thumb and point at a thread tied around it.
"Don't worry, I got my eye on her.
Now leave her be, she always loved fairs like these."

"I-If you insist..."

"Come now! Don't look so down!
I'll take you to somewhere great."
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The place where you took your son wasn't the most elegant nor the most eccentric of the bunch.
Just a straw roof held up by strong wooden stilts and decorated sparingly with festive lights and paper ornaments, mostly in the shape of ribbons.
But as you get closer it becomes apparent that it's not an ordinary place.

*sniff sniff*
"What IS that?"
Takeshi asks you.

"Barbecue and freshly tapped draught beer!"

"WHOA! That's... quite a lot of people!
Are you sure we'll get a seat?"

You chuckle at that.
"Oh my sweet summer child!"
As you approach the place the serpentine line before the grill gives way to you automatically as people move out of your way and give you hearty greetings.

Heading inside you nudge Takeshi forward because you really don't want to lose him in the crowd you make your way to your reserved seat.
Almost immediately you hear a few familiar voices calling out to you.
"Dad! Over here!"
Alex and the Tres are already here with Sophia tagging along with them.
But she can be barely seen due to her comically oversized sombrero.

"Hey Alex! Glad to see you made it.
The other guests?"

"Already done.
Most of the humans who got invitations showed up.
But once I brought them here I cut them loose."

As she kept speaking you signaled Takeshi to sit down and you followed him.
"That's good to hear.
But I believe it's time for some introductions-"

Alex quickly reaches over the table and begins shaking Takeshis hand.
"It's nice to finally meet you!
I guess you could call me an adoptive sister of sorts.
Name's Alex!"

"H-Hello...
I'm Takeshi... Momochi Takeshi."
Your son shakes the hand of your daughter nervously.

"And these 3 girls are Apacci, Sung-sun and Mila Rose!"

"Yo!"

"Greetings."

" 'Sup?"

They each greet your son but Apacci actually keeps going.
"Technically we are also siblings but we are less related to you than Alex which is sayin' something.
But if you don't call us "Sis" or god forbid "Onee-san" or some shit like that we can be pals!
Deal?"

"Deal."

As this conversation wraps up Sophia snuggles close to her big brother and hugs his arm.
"Don't bully brother!"

Apacci then lets out a wide smirk and pats Sophias hat.
"Don't worry lil' sis!
Big sis is just playing around!"

You grin at this display and let out a laugh and wipe away a tear of joy that was about to form under your eye.
"HAHAHA!
Okay, that's enough fooling around."
Then you raise your hand.
"PESCI!
Two Beer and two menus, one with meat and the other without!"
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"You aren't going to eat meat?"
Takeshi asks you.

"No. You won't."

"B-But I like meat!"

"Do you want to hollowfy boy?
No? Then I wouldn't recommend eating hollow meat."

Takeshi pauses for a moment and then reels back in shock.
"W-WAIT!
You are CANNIBALS?!"

Apacci just laughs at this.
"HAH!
It's about as much cannibalism as eating a slice of bacon is!
Except we don't breed pigs, we breed fucking DINOSAURS!
Makes butchering them that much more fun."

"I-It still sounds weird to me.
Hollows eating hollows..."

You sigh at that.
"Takeshi... even plants are living things.
For life to go on it must consume life in some form.
The plants we eat absorb nutrients from dead animals which are then eaten by animals that are in turn eaten by us.
It's one big cycle.
Trust me, if you sat down and thought about what the stuff you eat REALLY is then you'd lose your appetite quickly.
A sausage is a pigs muscles and organs ground up and shoved into its own digestive tracts.
But it's acceptable because the animals aren't what you'd call intelligent. Same deal with our livestock."

Just as you finish your lecture the waitresses finally arrived with your food and drinks.
They give you your steak and present the plate of grilled vegetables, cheese, fried onions, and potatoes to Takeshi.
Judging by his saliva alone he's excited to try it out.
But first you must raise your glass.

"How about a little appetizer first?"

Looking at you he reaches for his goblet and then smashes it into yours.
"Cheers!"

At this the rest of the girls grab their drinks and start chugging it alongside you, except Sophia who just quietly sips away her juice.
Takeshi then slams his drink onto the table while his face contorts strangely.
He can't help but cough as the bitter beer goes down his throat.

This delights Apacci.
"Come on Kaizar!
How is YOUR son such a lightweight?"

"L-Lightweight?"

"Heh. Forgive him Apacci.
Unlike you he hardly had a stiff drink in his life."

"Oh now you've done it!"
Takeshi shouts and quickly sends down the remainder of his drink in one go.
"Haaaaa.... Haaaaaa....
There!"
He then put his hands together before beginning his meal.
"Itadakimasu!"
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After finishing your meal and your seconds and after many MANY more drinks you found yourself carrying an almost black out drunk Takeshi on your shoulders.
Despite the fact that he'll surely awaken tomorrow with the mother of all headaches he should consider him lucky for what he was able to partake in.
Especially since he got to witness Apacci reaching a stage of inebriation where she felt the need to undress down to her lingerie and dance like nobody is watching her.
That moment especially made you smile because him desperately trying to cover his own eyes you know for a fact that he was peeping at some point.

But now as you carry him you worry that he'll forget most of it come tomorrow.
"H-Hey Kaizar... no Dad."
He grumbles to you in his half torpor.
"Look, I uh ummm...
I'm sorry- *cough* bwugh - Ooooh I'm...
I'm sorry for what I said before, I-
It was just the old Spirit Harvesters / Vacants rivalararly.
I didn- uuugh... BUGHR- I didn't mean it personally ya know?
You're still my uh... You're still my dad right?"

"I am still your dad."

"Yeeeeeh!
You're still my... my homedog!
My dad... my uh... my pops! MY DADDY-O!
Yes! My... my Daddy!
Yeeeh... heheh..."
*snore*

"Awww... he fell asleep."

Raising your hand you keep tracing the thread wrapped around it.
Eventually you find your old love devouring a bowl of stew at one of the food stalls.
"You've been eating all this time?"

"YEA!"
She takes a brief pause in between bites to respond to you.
"THISH ISH GREAT!"
But as she looks at you she sees her son and swallows the massive amount of food that puffed out both of her cheeks.
"Oh... What happened to him?"

"Initiation...
But I'm disappointed in you Rike.
You raised a lightweight."

"HEY! Don't blame me!
Blame the society that thinks alcohol should be made from RICE!"

After allowing Rike to finish her last meal the two of you went to the outskirts of the city, away from prying eyes.
She took Takeshi away from you and began carrying him in your stead.
"Hey... Krieger."

"Yes?"

"Thanks.
I think he needed that."

You smile at that.
"Once he gets back to his senses please tell him he's free to visit me anytime he wants."

"Yeah... will do!"

OMAKE #3: THE END
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OMAKE #4: Fashion Sense

Living World: Karakura Town

Kurosaki Karin just had the worst day of her life.
Not only did she have to do a test in school today but now a hollow is chasing her around.
Normally she'd take care of such an insignificant pest in an instant but she's been fighting hollows non-stop since school ended and now she's practically running on fumes.

"Gotta get home!
Gotta get to dad!"
She keeps psyching herself up as the flying beast chases after her.

"You're not getting away little shinigami!
So QUIT RUNNING AND SAVE ME THE TROUBLE ALREADY!"

"SCREW YOU!"
She screamed as she kept running.

However both her and the hollow chasing her quickly stopped in their tracks as they felt something wash over them.
Both of their eyes snapped to the sky where ripples in space began to appear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsGp9so6qs

As the Garganta violently burst open a fiendish reiatsu began to pour out of it, putting that horrific thing the two felt before to shame.
The gash in space was so high that when something popped out from it neither of them could see it.
What they could perceive however was the reiatsu closing in on them.
And in that moment both the human and the hollow crossed their hearts and said a few prayers.
Then in a flash of yellow and blue light the hollows head quickly got chopped off and sent high into the air.

Karin saw the hollows body disintegrating into nothingness as the thing responsible for the monsters death slowly fell to the ground.
An almost ethereal figure descended clad in a crimson jacket and as it got closer to the ground it slowed down more and more until it was hovering just an inch above ground.
She saw only the backside of the individual but its presence still creeped her out deeply.

As the figure turned around suddenly Karin raised her Zanpakuto in expectation of the attack.
To her shock however the blonde figure with the dark skin and the piercing blue eyes did not attack her but simply spoke up.

"Yo!"
She let out a cocky smile and winked as she began walking towards her.

Caught by surprise Karin stumbled a bit.
It was a girl. A girl with... nothing under her jacket.
"W-W-W-Wait a minute!"
She spoke as she blushed.
"Who or what the HECK are you?!
And WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?!"

The girl walked up to her until she was just a few feet in front of her.
She swung her broadsword on her shoulder and spoke up.
"Hi. I'm Sophia! And I'm an arrancar.
I was on my way to this world to have some fun when I felt a hollow chasing you around.
I thought I'd lend you a hand!"

"AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!"

"Huh?!
I'm not naked!"
She cocked her head to the side.
"I'm wearing pants, boots and a jacket. That's hardly naked!"

"BUT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING UNDER THE JACKET?!
I-I-I-I can see your... you know!"

"Oh you mean my boobs?"
Sophia pointed at her perky, exposed breasts.
"I'm allergic to shirts.
Can't stand all that... fabric."
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>>2013329
Just like her mother
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>>2013270
That was cute

>>2013329
This is not okay that's Kaizar's daughter reeeeeeeeee
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"Anyways...
You seem local enough.
Do you know any cool diners around here?
I could KILL for a strawberry sundae! Or two! Or fuck it! ALL THE STRAWBERRY SUNDAE!"

Realizing that the girl she's talking to is probably insane she tries to blow her off.
"Listen I can't help you so....
Can I leave now?"

"Sure sure, if you can't even repay the one who saved you then..."
At that moment Sophia noticed something and she cracked a mischievous grin.
"Hoho?
Just where are you looking there?"

"I-I don't know what you mean!"

"Really?"
Sophia took a step forward and pressed her chest against Karins.
"Hmmmm... I don't think so.
Why aren't you stepping away?
Could it be? Nooooo!"

"L-Look just leave okay?
I want nothing to do with-"
Then Karin finds something impeding her ability to speak. Namely Sophias tongue.
"Hmnnmnm!"

As their lips part a tiny bridge of saliva is created between them briefly.
"Okay. I'll leave.
Consider your debt repaid."
She then turned around and began strutting in the other direction.
"See ya' later hot stuff!"

Karin found herself standing in place with her heart as well as her thoughts racing.
Unconsciously her body began walking her home as she was consumed by confusion.
Upon arriving home she opened the door and spoke up in a quiet voice.

"I'm home..."

"Ah Karin dear! Welcome!"
Masaki greeted her.
"A-Are you feeling alright?"

"It's nothing...
I'm gonna go to my room..."

"O-Okay but could you help me out a bit?
A guest just arrived and I'd like you to brew us some tea."

"...okay."
Karin then changed her destination from her room and towards the kitchen.
Upon entering however her eyes snapped open and she returned to reality.
"WHA-WHA-WHAT?!"
She shouted in confusion as she began blushing furiously.

"Yo!"

"Oh Karin!
This here is Sophia, the daughter of Kaizar.
Harribel sent me a package and she was kind enough to bring it to me.
Please say hi!"

Omake #4: THE END
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Also while I'm still here I thought it'd be a good idea to make this announcement.

Next session will likely be on Sunday.
Further updates will be on twitter
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>>2013270
>Hollowfication incoming
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>>2013364
We can't have grandkids if they are dikes!
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>>2013424
Are you absolutely, positively, 100% certain you want some snot nosed little bitch-boy who will never EVER live up to daddy Fear Eaters standards to have the BALLS to penetrate his little daughter?
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>>2013430
... Fuck, When you put it like that now I have to heavily debate this. Only person I can think of is Gin near the level of dickery thats still alive.
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>>2013436
Yeah...
I mean dating Sophia would be a surefire way of comitting suicide.
Just imagine the introductions:

>"Daddy this is my boyfriend Anon"
>"I see..." shakes hand
>"Did you fuck my daughter?" Still holding onto his hand in a vice like grip
>"N-n-n-no sir!"
>"Did. You. Fuck. My. Precious. Baby. Girl?"
>"... yes."
>DEAD
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>>2013441
I'd fucking risk it then again I'm a madman. Now its up too our retarded son to carry on the genes.
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>>2013364
poor karin... or should I say lucky karin?
So, this is what sophia would have been if dante had stuck around to take care of her as best nephew/uncle....
would have thought sophia would have put her own spin on it and look like pic related, but this is amazing too.
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>>2013524
Holy shi-

*ahem*
No Mr FBI man I can explain!

But yeah that's a VERY good illustration.

>Also

This was more like a gag-omake, not something to be taken seriously.
The reality is that Dante did take care of Sophia at some point and even attempted to convince her of his ways but she ended up being an actual Aunt figure for Dante

So this is more like a scenario where Sophia had a different personality, one that was receptive to your cheeky grandsons fuckery
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>>2013441
Would I have a better chance to live if I straight up honestly said "Yes Sir"?
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>>2013545
so, how did kaizar and harribel take it? Perma-exile dante from the city? Or did his wife/sophia convince him to go easy? Or something else, like go get a job?

Did harribel even care or mind? or would she also give her own tips on how to dress in that sort of manner?
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I'm not sure I like Sophia being a dyke but then again there really isn't anyone that can live up to the fear eater name... unless we find someone I think Sophia will just have to stick to women
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>>2014031

atleast it's not canon
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>>2014031
Hanataro

He's the only choice. He's also probably the only person out there who would be pants-shittingly afraid and still pull through since his natural state of existence is already "PANIC!" so he's used to the feeling. Everyone else would either break down or they're already kinda old and it'd be kinda weird, like Shunsui or Ukitake, neither of which are technically taken but neither of which would go for someone that would essentially make them cradle-robbers. Toshiro's a joke but I wouldn't mind seeing him try, Renji already got cucked by Ichigo and he'd feel more at home with one of the Bestias if you ask me (even though they're also spoken for). Hisagi is too mopey and can't just accept that swords are for killing, what a douche. Kira has literally no spine and gives up when shit is too hard. Ikkaku and Yumichika are too busy finger-popping each other's assholes (not really but Ikkaku is too busy fighting everything for romance right now and Yumichika is just a jackass). Tatsuzaemon would be fine but he's kind of a perv and he's still pretty old considering. Hell, there are almost no named arrancar or hollows left that are dudes that aren't taken, the only one that comes to mind is Rudbornn.

I dunno mang. There are like, no options, even fewer good ones. We need to sit down and put up a chart or something to see who's taken and who isn't so we can at least debate the best course of action.
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>>2014072
what are the odds of Spook just making someone up
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>>2014072
anyone better than dykes
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Well if Ichigo had a son, I would bet on him.
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>>2014072
Consider:
Kenpachi
He already has no problem with hanging around lolis, he's a badass, and he's just about the most honest and straightforward guy out there.
Plus there's a good personality contrast
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>>2014126
I'd... would be rather okay. A loli for both shoulders.
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>>2014126
Kenny is like Marr though. Really I don't think Kenny is patient enough for a romance that isn't centered on trying to kill each other. Kenny is pretty transparent though, yeah, it's a pretty great quality.
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>>2013551
Eh... It's dubious.
You have a 50/50 chance of him killing you but slightly faster and him simply breathing down your neck, judging you for the rest of your life.

>>2013572
Harribel really didn't mind because she also likes to show some skin, heck she gave her tips how to pull the look off appropriately.
Kaizar on the other hand got several aneurisms that would've turned him into a vegetable if he couldn't regenerate.

As punishment they forced Dante to wear frilly dresses for weeks.

>>2014031
I came to this conclusion after much debate.
Because I really couldn't bring myself to writing her with a man.
And a maidens love is the purest, most innocent thing I could think of.

Just imagine all the tender handholding

>>2014048
Eh....
Don't really count on it.

Unless you guys think of a good substitute she'll "probably" end up a les. Or... maybe once Yata and Mila Rose have a kid. Dunno
I actually have a good candidate but it might never even happen because the quest will end at some point

>>2014072
>Hanataro
DAMN IT ANON!
That's actually not a bad idea.

>>2014101
I won't make any new characters. There are too many as is.

>>2014124
That's only in canon.
I won't have that abomination in my quest.

Also... Ichigo already has a kid here and it's a girl.

>>2014129
>>2014171
Kenny is pretty much a no-go.
There is only one woman he would ever rail and she's the farthest thing from a loli
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>>2015211
If women are the only option, then I have the solution, senor

Luppi
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>>2015251
You're a cheeky lil' cunt and I love you for it
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>>2015211
>I came to this conclusion after much debate.
>Because I really couldn't bring myself to writing her with a man.
Why suddenly this autism specifically about her?
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>>2015506
Don't know.

Writing stuff is... awkward for me.
At first it was easy but after I got comfy with it I started sperging out and gotten attached to the characters.

You could say Sophia is the culmination of this tendency of mine.
She's the one cinnamon bun I won't hurt no matter how hard pressed I am
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>>2015587
>>2015506

Ooops forgot my trip...
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>>2015587
Maybe put this issue to vote? After all this is still quest.

Hanataro all the way!
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>>2015617
Yeah... that's probably how that'll go down.
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>>2015617
And honestly Hanataro is probably the only good choice.

I mean... bounts are off, most kids in the human world (Keigo, Jinta, Mizuiro etc.) are off, most shinigami are not even worth mentioning and hollows are also probably off...
Unless! hmmmmm...

Quincy perhaps?
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>>2015644
>Quincy perhaps?
Can they even be safe with arrancars in this way? If yes...

Uryu?
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>>2015659
You wear a fucking GOD as jewelry!
You made a guy that has super AIDS able to procreate
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>>2015659
But then who would love Orihime?
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>>2015852
You know what? Ichigo stole Renjis girl, Renji steals his.
or Chad

How's that sound?

Either that or you goys can vote for it at some point if enough people are interested.
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>>2015891
I want it to be Chad.
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>>2015891
But if Chad gets with Orihime who would get with Aimee?

>tfw its been so long you can't remember whether or not we killed a character off
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>>2015891
Chad x Ground is a sacred ship that must not be infringed upon
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>>2015921
She isn't dead but she is massively irrelevant

>>2015925
I don't think Chad jobbed that much in this quest.
If my memory is correct he lost... once against captain Doge with Tatsuki.

Granted he hasn't fought much since but I think he got a bit less Worfed in the quest
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>>2015931
>She isn't dead but she is massively irrelevant

Just like Chad! ZING.

Sucks because girl abs are great but they're wasted on her.
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>>2015931
So we need..a shipping chart.
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>>2016126
do it
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>>2015931
That's a shame.
I've been hoping to converting her into people since our first encounter.
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Okay so... Mother Nature can officially suck my dick!
Due to the damage the cabels suffered my train got delayed and I had to bust my ass for almost two hours at the train station...

ANYWAYS!
I have two important questions to you goys.
One you might be able to guess. The other... well that's something else entirely possibly stupid

First question:
>Would you guys be willing to do a session during the week and not the weekend?

I still have all my stuff that I prepared in anticipation for Sunday.
I could literally start any second.
So if there is a large enough demand I could do it since starting Nov 1. it will be a holiday for me.

Aaaand... the second one:
>Does any of you read the other bleach quests? And if yes, could you explain them in detail for me.

Now let me explain. I'm more or less caught up on SSQ but I've never even touched the other one.
So this not only will be educational for me, because I want to learn about the other one, but it'd help if I knew your stance on SSQ.

So please describe the quest, the main storyline, relevant characters, the powers of the MC and just how much you enjoy said quests as simply as possible. (especially Fresh Soul Reaper Quest because I know NOTHING about that one)

Because, and you'll laugh at me for this, I might be planning a sort of collaboration between us 3 QMs.

Granted this may never EVER happen, synchronizing the 3 of us would be a bitch and they may not even be up for it AND I didn't even start yet but... details.

I've been entertaining this thought for a while now.
"What if the different Bleach Quest protags ever met?"
But I mostly ignored it and left it to rot in the back of my mind.
However someone else asked this recently in my ask and I just couldn't shake the thought away.

So yeah... if you'd be kind enough to share your opinion I'd apreciate it.
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>>2026320
>>Would you guys be willing to do a session during the week and not the weekend?
yes

>>Does any of you read the other bleach quests?
This, SSQ, Fresh Soul Reaper Quest, What Came Next and The Last Sternritter (Akun)

>>And if yes, could you explain them in detail for me.
I'll try to write something up on FSRQ and WCN later this evening
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>>2026320
>Would you guys be willing to do a session during the week and not the weekend?
Yes, I'm a NEET.

>Does any of you read the other bleach quests? And if yes, could you explain them in detail for me.
Just one on Akun, I know, but don't crucify me. It's a bit like this one in that it focuses on a Hollow but the tone is a bit lighter. I haven't read it in a while though so I don't remember it too well, but I'll try to bang out a summary later.

>"What if the different Bleach Quest protags ever met?"
>But I mostly ignored it and left it to rot in the back of my mind.
>However someone else asked this recently in my ask and I just couldn't shake the thought away.
I wouldn't read it, but then again Fresh Soul Reaper isn't to my taste and I can't stand most things about Shinigami Savant. Some of those are present here, but they're less egregious. Combining all three on the board seems like the perfect storm of everything I don't want in a Bleach Quest.
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>>2026371
It wouldn't be like that.
What I had in plan is something like this:

Invite those that are willing and (slowly) do a sort of forum RP just between us where each of us assumes the role of our protags.
Once we are done each of us are free to take what mess we created and adapt it to our own setting however we like.
That way nobody gets shafted because everyone gets shafted equally
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>>2026371
Also what is it that you can't stand about SSQ or even my Quest?
I enjoy all sorts of feed back, mostly because I don't usually get much
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>>2026383
There's always this feel that progression is janky and there's a lot of wish-fulfilly stuff, along with interactions with canon characters that don't feel quite right. It's hard to put my finger on it exactly.

I know all fanfic quests are fanfiction, but these all have a very fanfiction-y taste.

Sorry if the feedback isn't very good, it has a lot to do with my own preferences.
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>>2026392
Nah nah... it's good.
That's what criticism is.

Sadly these are things I can't do much about.
You could chalk up wish-fulfillment partially to your assinine luck and partially because I'd rather not railroad the story into Berserk town where everything gets fucked.

And sadly the part about the characters is because I am just one man.
Some characters I can really nail, others I struggle to capture.

I partially blame Kubo for introducing a gorillion characters every time he runs out of ideas and partially myself for not being able to portray them accurately all the time.

Over all I think these problems are mostly inherent to all fanfiction quests.
You can never do justice to every character because you can't pick up the subtle nuances of all of them
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>>2026320
I read SSQ. It's my favourite quest, and king is my favourite QM by a longshot. sorry :^)
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>>2026407
It's cool.

I used to be really into it myself.
But once the shinto stuff got ham-fisted hard I lost interest.

That and Rikus personality really grarting me down over time
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>>2026403
I think the issue is less to do with the fact that there are a lot of characters and more with the fact that those characters lack depth.
Many of the characters introduced simply never had any sort of character growth beyond what they were introduced with, so it's hard to portray them at all since you're just pulling their personality out of your ass as it didn't really exist to begin with.
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>>2026413
Ham fisted?
Huh, it doesn't feel that way to me at all.

To me the introduction of the gods to the story gave it a greater depth than the original storyline, everything suddenly felt like it had much more importance than just killing aizen because he's a douche and saving orihime because she's our friend. It felt like there were bigger and more important things out there than petty personal squabbles and the potential destruction of the seireitei.
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>>2026403
>I partially blame Kubo for introducing a gorillion characters
That probably has something to do with it. Every One Piece Quest is an abject failure and Oda wanks even more characters in than Kubo.

>I'd rather not railroad the story into Berserk town where everything gets fucked.
There's an area between the two extremes of "get girl gib fug everything good" and "rock falls everyone dies."
It's all about how hard overcoming an obstacle is. I'm only using this comparison because it's the absolute extreme at the other end of the spectrum, you're a far better QM than who I'm about to invoke.

Aizen, despite being the series' main antagonist and one of the if not the strongest character, and certainly one of the three smartest, got figured out and taken out with relative ease. Which seemed kind of insulting to the character and anticlimactic imo. Barragan too.

It would have been nice if they had presented more of a challenge.

But on the other hand, I do appreciate the growth and scaling, it's not a situation like DB Quest where there's no scaling and growth feels non-existent.

Maybe it's just me, or maybe it's because I binged the archive a couple of times to catch up, but advancement doesn't feel completely earned.

>>2026416
Most of Bleach's characters are decently developed, the ball was just dropped in the final arc and things were to sped up by Kubo's editors in the Fullbringer Arc.

>>2026413
>Rikus personality
That's one thing that keeps me reading this quest. Kaiser and the other characters are compelling and likable. It makes it a pleasure to read and easier to gloss over what I have problems with.

And you're one of the QMs I like on a personal level, especially compared to King and some others.
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>>2026424
>killing aizen because he's a douche
They had to kill Aizen because he wanted to replace the Soul King and run the universe with the Hogyoku.
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>>2026431
And that's a bigger deal in SSQ.
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>>2026424
The problem with the whole thing is that Bleach never EVER had anything to do with Shinto whatsoever.
Kubo specifically modeled his universe after the Buddhist depiction of the afterlife.
That's why you have reincarnation, 6 different levels of afterlife and Ichigo sporting sun crosses all the time.

Shinto and their gods simply had no place in a Bleach Quest imo.
The Soul King turning out to be Susanoo or some shit was especially jarring for me

>>2026427
One Piece has a different issue.
Because while each character IS distinct and unique Oda has the TERRIBLE tendency of giving some spotlight to everyone, slowing the story down to a crawl.

I think a One Piece Quest could work IN THEORY if the writers stuck strictly to non-canon material because that'd make stuff so much easier to handle.
Because with all the stuff in it One Piece is more like Star Wars than a regular shonen, it has a large world with lots and lots of stuff in it.

>I'd rather not railroad the story into Berserk town where everything gets fucked.

To be honest I don't fully trust myself to nailing that sweet spot. I'm still very inexperienced so... yeah. Blame it on my incompetence. That's the truth

But trust me... If you want some tough shit I'll give it to you soon
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>>2026466
>if the writers stuck strictly to non-canon material
Then the problem with that is that everything is coming out of their ass.

I too think a One Piece Quest could work, I just haven't seen it happen yet.

Say Spook, what have you got planned after this...?

>Shinto and their gods simply had no place in a Bleach Quest imo.
Shoving unrelated lore into a setting really fouls it up for me too. Shinobi Quest went for Daoism in a similar way despite being in a Buddhism/Shinto inspired setting.
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>>2026483
>One Piece
Not necessarily.
One Piece has a rich universe filled with plenty of lore.
You can make your own islands up in the different Blues or even the Grand Line with new characters and stories that go with it while you keep organizations, terminology, items etc. intact.

You can tell a story within the One Piece universe that doesn't connect to the main canon at all easily.

>My next Quest

It's not a secret.
I'm working out the details of an OC setting.

It'll be a bit high-fantasy but not something on the level of insanity that something like Final Fantasy has.
Magic is part of every day life as well as monsters, the undead, demons, eldritch horrors etc.

As for a tone I'm going to go for a dark but not quite grimdark.
Let's say... half a Berserk.
Shit tends to go fucked about... 50% of the time.

Also I know this is important to many: It's not Isekai
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>>2026466
Hah, if that's your hangup, i guess it's down to personal preference.
Meanwhile in saiyan conqueror quest, Karn is fighting wookies.

Seems a little stiff to me, but you like what you like.
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>>2026503
>You can make your own islands up
Yeah, pulling it out of your ass. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.

>You can tell a story within the One Piece universe that doesn't connect to the main canon at all easily.
Then it doesn't feel like there are really stakes. One Piece is all about grand dreams like becoming King of the Pirates or climbing the Marine ranks, or becoming the World's Greatest Swordsman, or icing an Emperor.

>Also I know this is important to many: It's not Isekai
Alright, you sold me.
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Just saw the tweet, not going to give feedback because it's all personal hangups and I'm not that great a QM myself.
>>2026503
>half a Berserk
>It's not Isekai
Is the protagonist a suffering but upbeat loli? That's the new hot genre, you can get in on the ground floor of it.
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>>2026512
Forcing something unrelated into anything can break my immersion quite hard.
It's a pet peeve of mine.

I'm not against adding new stuff... Heck I added gods of my own.
But I made sure that it either gels well with the established stuff or it doesn't go against it too hard.

On the other hand the more I thought about it Rikus often bitchy, higher than thou attitude pissed me the hell off after a while.
I liked her better when she was just a rookie and was somewhat humble.

But even then she beat hollows to a pulp with her bare hands while reciting poetry.
I don't know...

The more I thought about it the more I realized that the times I actually liked her were the moments when she fucked up because she felt human those times.
Granted most of that came from her atrocious dice rolls but still!
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>>2026527
No. I'll stick to what I know.

It's a dude who hasn't even reached full maturity yet. (17 years old but I don't know how old he'll end up)

He's also not upbeat.
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>>2026534
She was writing down her memoirs from her time in the shinsegumi for a newspaper article, IIRC.
They were regular hollows, and she was a captain-class shinigami.

She's got an oujo-sama fox spirit inside her, you know? The manifestation of her pride. She's a noble in a high position of power, and she literally is holier-than-thou.

I think your memory might be a little off. She didn't stay a street rat forever, she changed and progressed over time.
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>>2026584
>She's a noble in a high position of power, and she literally is holier-than-thou.
You know, the reason Byakuya was such an abject bastard for the Soul Society Arc and the reason everybody hates the Royal Guard in the novels.
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>>2026584
I do know.
And it's okay to be proud.
It's a completely different deal not to have any humility.

And I didn't mean that she staid a street rat.
I meant that when she wasn't a captain but an officer she was far better.
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>>2026320
Yeah I'd be down for a mid-week session

dont follow any other quests sorry
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>>2026320
awright, just caught up on all this, I'm almost never free when you're running, but I read Fresh Shinigami. How much detail, and what exact details do you want, spooks?
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>>2027513
Mostly stuff related to the main character.
But how the QM handles the story is also apreciated.

Sadly, the more I think about it the more this sounds like a bad idea so it may never come to fruition
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Missed the discussion.
My thoughts:
I'm fully with you on SSQ, I'm not a big fan on quests that suddenly shove in a lot of things unrelated to the setting.
Regarding last sternritter, I'm not a big fan on quests that have a lot of crossover shit in it.
Regarding this quest, it's actually my all-time favorite quest. The QM is likeable, shares my taste for badassery and ultraviolence, doesn't fall for the trap of endless waifu cuddling (that shit is fucking irritating, especially if a quest starts out with action and devolves into post after post of 'romantic' bullshit), and doesn't insert stupid fuckin shit that don't belong there. The fact that he can acknowledge what is and is stupid shit, from both the setting's material and outside materials he might borrow ideas from, makes him considerably better a ton of other QMs out there.

I'm not trying to suck your dick here or anything, this is just my opinion on shit, and I don't really have any personal criticisms. I'm pretty easy to satisfy with quests as long as you don't do any of the fuckups listed above, I don't even mind a bit of railroading here and there from QMs. So as far as I'm concerned, you've not really made any mistakes so far, and you're doing fantastic.
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>>2027922
Aw gee Thanks.

But as I said I'm considering dropping the idea altogether.
I often contemplate stuff over long periods of time when I jump between decisions but I think this is final. This collab is just not going to happen.

And on the topic of critique, I'm actually glad someone enjoys my shit.
I'm painfully aware that you can't please everyone but the fact that I can someone means I'm doing something right.

However I still love receiving criticism because then I can make an effort to become better.
Even the one that another anon said, the one I can't consciously do much about is welcome.
Because then I have something to strive for in the long run

>On an unrelated note

I also made the decision to do a double session this weekend since most people seem to be okay with doing the quest during the week.
So the plan is this:
First session will be on Friday, followed by another on either Saturday or Sunday. Whichever I'll have the time and energy for
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Omake #... ah who cares at this point?: Training

A powerful blow to the shoulder, an audible popping sound, a wall crumbling loudly as a body collides against it.
A figure stands up from the rubble while hissing in pain.

Another figure calls out to it.
"GET UP!"

Inhaling through his teeth Takeshi looks at the one that addressed him, Captain Feng.
He attempts to straighten his back but finds the pain too inhibiting to do so.
Looking at his side he sees that his left shoulder popped out of its socket and his arm is now dangling freely.
Stabbing his sword into the ground he turns his still functioning appendage and grabs his now limp arm.
Closing his eyes he pulls on his arm, dislocating it again so he can put it back in place.

"AAAAAAGH!"
He lets out a scream and a few tears alongside it.
Panting heavily he can feel his eyes pulsating as pain overwhelms him.
It takes a lot of energy for him just to remain standing.

Captain Feng in the meantime just closes her eyes and she deactivates her shunko as she puffed in annoyance.
"Sit down...
It's time for a break."

"I... I can still go!"

"Are you deaf?!
I gave you an order!"
Blinking dumbly Takeshi sat down while maintaining his Shikai.
"I admit I got carried away. I didn't mean to dislocate your arm.
But if you force yourself now you'll just injure yourself further!"

After her training partner took a seat she also decided to move up to a sufficiently level rock and began meditating on it as Takeshi also attempted to enter Jinzen.
In her moment of weakness she lets out a sly, satisfied smile. She made good progress today.
At first she had her doubts about taking up the training of the young boy but she did it for the possibility of meeting Yoruichi.
Now however she can't help but be glad that she found such an effective punching bag because thanks to him her Shunko is developing nicely.

Sadly the same can't be said about the boy.
Takeshi may be a talented duelist when it comes to swords but his Hakuda is very rudimentary.
The only reason why he can even make any progress in learning Shunko is because he has some affinity with Kido.
But it makes little difference to Sui Feng.
Her shunko is developing nicely and her chance of meeting Yoruichi increases with each second she spends in the presence of the boy.
It's very beneficial for her if nothing else.

But as she's pondering on that while meditating an irritant begins to draw her attention.

"Captain...
Erm...
Captain!"

*sigh*
"What? Don't tell me you are done with Jinzen already!"
She opens her eyes and looks at Takeshi.

"N-No Captain...
I couldn't even get started.
There was just something that bothered me and... I thought I might share it with you."

She gave an annoyed look to the young 4th seat.
"Unless you didn't realize it yet I'm not interested in small-"

"I think I figured out what's wrong with your Shunko."

"...
You have 5 seconds to explain yourself!"
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Takeshi raises his hands up defensively.
"I-I didn't mean any disrespect Captain!
I just... noticed how you got slower as time went on.
Does it use up a lot of energy? Shunko, I mean."

Sui Feng exhales heavily and nods.
"Correct.
It not only puts a tremendous strain on your body but it can be quite taxing.
Casting a simple spell uses up always a set amount of energy.
But using Shunko is like continuously pouring your reiryoku into Kido.
Because of its 'Enhancing' nature it can be quite draining so it can't be used for extended periods of time without suffering the side effects."

"Yeah... I thought so.
But I think there is a way for you to conserve your energy."

"... How?"

"Well..."
He scratched the back of his head awkwardly.
"You always pumped out large amounts of energy when you punched... You also hardened it whenever I attacked.
And I think I saw you firing off blasts of energy but you moved too fast for me to see it properly"

"Get to the point!"

"M-Maybe... couldn't you create a loop?"

"...
What?"

"A loop. You know, a circle.
You'd still need to pour in a little extra if you wanted to increase your performance but simply maintaining it would be much easier.
Here, I'll show you."
Crouching down the boy began drawing doodles into the ground.

His first image was a crudely drawn stick figure hand with jolts of electricity pointing away from it.
Then he drew an identical hand but with a circle around the knuckles.
"Here... This is what I came up with.
You use shunko like regular Kido, like a projectile.
You keep pumping out your spiritual energy but if you controlled it so it revolves around your body you only have to pay the initial price for activating the spell... just like any other Kido."

Sui Feng stared at the scrawling in the ground so hard her eyeballs ran a serious risk of popping out of their sockets.
She shook her head in disbelief. Thoughts like "It can't be that simple!" or "T-That's it?!" began to assault her mind.
But after finally recovering from the horrific experience of not coming up with this solution before she finally stood tall once more.
Looking down at the still crouching Takeshi she extended her arm to the side and clenched her fist.

"If this doesn't work or I get injured...
I'm going to make you do push-ups until you throw up your guts!"
Closing her eyes she began to focus.

Energy began dancing around her as she began super charging her body with reiryoku.
With a loud scream she declared.

"SHUNKO!"

Suddenly gusts of wind began to grow around her body as her reiryoku took on the physical properties of moving air.
She gritted her teeth and grunted as she tried to break in her own uncontrollable power.
For a while nothing changed, in fact she ran the risk of running out of reiryoku.
But suddenly...

Her Shunko broke.
With no more energy to maintain it her shoulders and back were no longer clad in energy.
But her arm... around her arm swirled a tiny sliver of wind endlessly.
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She stared at it in disbelief for minutes.
Then once the novelty wore off she went ahead and punched the ground with it.
Not only did she manage to concave the soil in with little to no reiryoku left in her body but what remained of her shunko did not disperse upon impact.

Straightening her back once more she stopped her technique and stared at her own open palm.
After clenching it into a fist she looked at Takeshi with her eyes full of anger.
This terrified the boy.

"S-S-Sorry Captain! I didn't mean to-"

"Shut up!"

"Y-Yes Sir- I MEAN MA'AM!"

"Sit!"

"E-Excuse me?"

"SIT!"
Not feeling like arguing with the angry captain he complied.
"Now... take off your shirt..."
Swallowing nervously Takeshi did as he was told and Captain Feng walked behind him and... sat down.

Soon he felt the captains small hands moving alongside his back which sent cold shivers down his spine, no wonder since an assassin was caressing him.
The surprisingly delicate fingers began tracing around his back as the Captain started giving him a massage.

"Hammer this sensation into your brain!
The areas that I'm stimulating right now are the ones that you need to focus your energy into..."
Suddenly the Captain drove her elbow into Takeshis back strongly which caused the boy to half gasp, half shout in surprise.
"Too... many... knots..."
The Captain muttered quietly to herself.
"Raise your arm!"

"H-Huh?"
Lost in the awkwardness of the situation the boy barely heard her.

"RAISE YOUR ARM!"
She paused as the 4th seat did as she told him to.
"There. Do you feel this?"
She began rubbing his muscles.
"It's in this direction.
The energy must flow like how my hand moves. Do you understand?"

"Y-Yes Ma'am!"

Sui Feng then abruptly stopped and stood up.
"Good. Now do it!"

"W-Wha-"

"Don't play dumb maggot!
You've seen this more than any other person.
You've felt it first hand. Now do it! And remember what I just showed you."

He began to focus.
Following the Captains instructions he tried to channel his inner energy alongside the pathways that she showed him.
Slowly but surely he could feel something building up inside him.
A strange tingling feeling began to grow in his extended right arm and every strand of hair on his arm stood up.
Through his pores energy began to slowly leak out.

The colorless reiryoku then began doing something he did not expect.
Instead of forming into wind like Captain Fengs did it began to attract the particles of dust that were in the air.
And as he kept pouring more energy into it larger and larger chunks of earth began to rotate around his arm.

Not even bothering to obscure her satisfied smile Captain Feng spoke up.
"Congratulations, you are the second person who learned this technique.
Now go home and rest. You've earned it.
Oh... one more thing. You reveal this technique to anyone... I'll hunt you down personally."

"Thank you Ma'am! You can count on me!"

Omake #5: THE END
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>>2029197
Good, good, let the gitgud flow through you.
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>>2026320
Just popped in to catch up and saw this. While it's an interesting idea I don't think I'd be up for it.

Although having gotten the same question, I'd be interested to know how you felt Kaizar would view Riku.
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>>2030367
It's cool, as I said it was just an idea and even I decided it wouldn't work.

As for Kaizar well it might go something like this:

Initially he'd just write her off as another snob noble who should be put in their place like Byakuya. After all he freatly dislikes both nobles and gods alike and Riku is kinda both.
But he'd most likely reconsider his views of her after they:

a.) They bumped heads

b.) They talk for a few minutes about their ideologies

or

c.) He saw Rikus entourage

Either way it'd result in either a short verbal or physical conflict after which he'd remain neutral towards her until he finally makes up his mind
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>>2031297
Yeah, didn't imagine he'd be a fan.
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>>2031380
Not initially, no.

But after the first conflict things would probably de-escalate rather easily
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>>2031380
And while I'm conscious I'd like to write this, however slim the chance of you seeing this may be.
Because I'd rather do it here than muck up your threads with my shameless trip drop.

This may sound like a "Senpai noticed me!" moment. because it is
But I'd like to say thank you for being an awesome QM.

Not only did your quest bring me much enjoyement but you were also a great inspiration to me and the reason for why I even started this business.
Were it not for you and your re-ignition of my old love for a flawed series I may never have started writing.

So... thank you, you are awesome and... keep at it
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>>2032214
Who knows if the public wifi will let me post, but thanks. Prompts and suggestions and stuff are nice and all, but hearing that I helped get someone into something they enjoy? That's a whole different thing, and I'm happy to hear I played a part.

Hope you're at this for a good, long time, and hope you enjoy doing it as much as I have.
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>>2034060
Don't worry. I'm planning to do this for a bit longer.
At least until I run out of ideas of which I have many
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>>2027858
Well, for what it's worth, I'll tell you about the Last Samurai, Kimi Kimuri.

She died just a bit after the Battle of Shiroyama, and still remembers and even follows the Bushido code. She's heavily scarred from her own really weird fighting style which basically is about only moving as much as possible to not die, using unexpected movements, and killing the fuck out of the opponent quickly. Her Zanpakto is a serrated odachi which seems to be made out of glass, and is without a handguard. Due to bullshit training and event rolls, and the fact that this is Headmaster who holds the reins, Kimi is kinda autistically powerful. Bitch communed with her sword spirit in the fucking academy. She killed a Hollow, as well, and earned the attention of the Kuchiki clan, and was recruited to be a young Byakuya's sword tutor.

Forgot to mention this, her sword's magic bullshit is blood magic and smoke magic. Limits aren't really known yet, she's still growing.

She's also some sort of "natural" vizard. She apparently killed and maybe ate a hollow while she herself was a wandering plus but was too fucking hard-headed to fully give in to her darker instincts to turn hollow. This was discovered with the aid of our besty and what looks to be the reader fave husbando for now, Lieutenant Aizen. Yes, Kimi turned him away from Aizen the Needless Fuckhead by giving him the companionship of another fuck-off tier rising power.

Overall, Headmaster is decent with his characters. He tries to keep them consistent, and has a love for sick-ass fight scenes. Writing style's a little fuckey though, so if you can get past it, you're not the only one. There's a lot of characters that Kimi talks to, and Headmaster enjoys character interaction as a healthy reprieve from conflicts and shit.
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>>2036349
Oh also, she enjoys getting shitfaced with Aizen and the blind guy, can't remember his name.




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