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So.....
What's Taka up to at this moment? It's currently the same time as what's happening with Hiki, so nighttime.

Plus you got your ass whooped by a little girl last time you were Taka, that was funny.

>>1985683

Afternoon Moonman

Taka is working on ninjutsu as of this moment. Gotta mix it up a bit when getting stronk

>>1985697
Afternoon Chaos.
>Working on Ninjutsu
What, you wanna' be well rounded or something? Pfft.

>>1985683
>What's Taka up to at this moment?
Crying himself to sleep over jobbing to a loli.

So did the real MoonRunes get hit by a plane and go into a coma or something?

>>1985700

It's the slowest path, but it leads to no weaknesses. Besides I want to up each of those zeroes

>>1985700
Support

We need to be at least passable in the basics

>>1985713

You wanna be a goddamn defeatist? Or do you want Taka to become stronk?

Alright Ninjutsu it is.

Roll me some 1d100's.

DC 65 for a 0.5 gain.
DC 95 for that 1.0 gain.

Good luck.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1985737

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1985737

What if I get a 100?

>>1985735
>You wanna be a goddamn defeatist?
>Or do you want Taka to become stronk?
Neither really, but maybe some people just aren't suited to be ninja.

>>1985714
There are still weaknesses, let's not get overconfident.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1985737

>>1985739
Not bad.

I mean you failed at the 100, but still.

>>1985747
>Not bad.
>I mean you failed
If I wanted to hear that, I'd call my dad.

>>1985740

>Neither really, but maybe some people just aren't suited to be ninja.

Hey Nedgy what's it like to not have a dad?

Need two more rolls but it's lookin' like this is the best for right now.

Gonna' write up because I gotta' go grab a huge ass pizza in 15. ZOOM ZOOM

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1985737

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>1985737
witty phrase

>>1985744
Oh also, NEW THREAD WOOHOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJY8uPMQ2g

>>1985753
Maybe I want a Tetsu to live a happy life past thirty as Hanabi's house husbando.

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>Pass.
>You are determined.
>And bruised.
>But mostly determined.

"Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, sweat dripping off of your brow as you manage to make an exact clone of yourself appear right beside you!

...well, an exact clone if you minus the part where it doesn't have a torso and is apparently unable to keep its balance. You let out a tired sigh as your mismatched clone disappears in a puff of smoke, you yourself falling down to the ground on your butt. It's not much, but you've done SOME progress. A month ago you wouldn't have been able to do that with a regular clone, let alone one made of iron.

"Keep your spirits up Taka, you've got this!" You say out loud, something you should probably be concerned about but don't have the time right now. You reach over to your side and grab the nice cold bottle of milk, chugging it happily. Ahhh, nothing like refreshing milk to help cheer your up.

"Yo Taka." You blink, looking over and seeing Choji walking to wards you, munching on a bag of chips.

You grin, hopping up and running to wards him. "Hey Choji, what are you doing out at the training grounds so late?"

"Could ask you the same thing." He grins, grabbing another handful of chips. "Course it looks like you're bustin' a sweat from the looks of it. Any luck on teachin' Hiki Genjutsu yet?"

You droop your head in sadness, shaking it. "No, sadly my brother's...having some trouble. Yes, SOME trouble."

"You mean he sucks." Choji says, causing you to fall over. "It's cool man, not like he's ever been candid about it before."

"Yeah, but I still don't like talking about it like that. It's like...like saying he could never improve." You sigh, eyeing the bag of bbq chips Choji has and licking your lips. "Say Choji..."

Immediately the Akimichi jumps back a few feet, his eyes much sharper as he chews on another potato chip. "Nope."

>Well shit.
>What'chu wanna' talk with Choji about man?
>Brb gettin' pizza.

>>1985790
You wanna train with me? I'll get us some left overs from nee-chan's bakery afterwards!

>>1985790

Let's train with the possibly fatman

>>1985790
Ask him for some tips on our Ninjutsu. It's his best stat at this point in the timeline, and I figure a 3 can easily help a 0 suck slightly less.

>>1985790
Ask the BMOC to help us with our Ninjutsu

>>1985798
Fucking bribary, love it.

>>1985856
That's how our boy Taka do

Its the Jutsu anon again here is some more jutsu. This time I am gonna do things a bit more differently by organizing them a bit more then usual.

>Pile Bunker Jutsu
what happens when you combine a controlled explosion via iron bomb in a tube with a long spike of metal? Something that is exceeding good at breaking even the best defenses.

>Jackhammer Jutsu
Self explanatory.

Tetsu Clan Puppet Arts
Known for its mastery over metal puppets. When the Clan was larger the puppet masters of the Clan watched over the clan compound with their puppet guards and built puppets to be sold for a profit. At the same time they perfected their mastery coming up with ways to 'summon' puppets directly or even build them quickly from any nearby iron sources. It was thus never a problem for a Tetsu puppet master to quickly repair their puppets while out in the field.

Currently the sole remaining puppet master in the clan is a middle aged widowed woman. Thus the Tetsu Puppet Arts is in danger of facing extinction. As in Tetsu Clan years she is old and about to croak. At least i think that was what was suggested by anons in an earlier thread.

Unique poison of Tetsu Puppet Masters is Blood Rust which just quickly inflicts intense heavy metal poisoning.

Tetsu Spider Jutsu
An iron spider that can create iron wire webbing on its own. Otherwise its limbs are also exceedingly sharp.

Tetsu Worm Jutsu
Creates an iron worm that swims through the ground and strikes from below. Entire body is supple and strong with a very dangerous toothed maw.

Chain Wraith Jutsu
One of the most terrifying of Tetsu Clan Puppet Arts. Whose true 'form' is concealed by many dancing iron chains. In truth its core is actually just a clump of seemingly molten iron that spews forth additional chains at will. Feared for its many chains and adaptable abilities.

Tetsu Soldier Jutsu
A perfected version of the crude 'golem' and Iron Clone. Iron Soldiers are humanoid puppets often equipped with armor and iron weapons. Even when disarmed they are not to be taken lightly with their iron fists and Tetsu clan methods to generate new weapons from their bodies.

Iron Roc Jutsu
Originally designed as a means of transport and messengers. Iron Roc is a giant metallic bird that can shoot its feathers for ranged attacks and dive with its claws as well as its mouth a weapon.

Iron Dragon Puppet Jutsu
Said to be the strongest Tetsu Puppet Technique in the form of a Iron dragon that can spew forth molten iron breath, with a long powerful body and tail.

Sorry about the wait, traffic was shit.

So bribery training with Choji then? Alright.

Rolled 96 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

Oh also roll me some 1d100's. +2.

Now for Choji's rolls.

Rolled 21 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1985907
Dayum Choji

>>1985912
Yes it would appear that food is a great motivator for Choji.

Rolled 79 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1985907

Rolled 99 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1985907
Akimichi and their excellent taste for onee-chan baked goods.

>>1985871
>Tetsu Clan Puppet Arts
>Puppets
No thanks. Really, we're good, that's fine. We don't need that.

>>1985926
Well well.

>>1985928
There are only monsters in the Tetsu clan.

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>Fuckin' literally Ninjutsu 101.
>Get it, cause that one anon rolled a 99+2 which...fuck it.

"Choji."

"I'm not givin' up the chips." He replies, clutching the bag tightly while still eating some chips every now and then. "If you want them, come pry them from my cold, bbq flavored fingers."

"That's not it." You say, waving off his hostility. Why is he always like this with food? "I still need some help with my Ninjutsu, and everybody knows you're pretty good with Nijnjutsu."

Choji blushes, scratching the back of his head. "I mean, I'm okay. It's not like I'm anything special." He grins a bit, puffing his chest out. "But I guess I AM pretty good."

You momentarily wonder how Choji's able to keep all that pride tucked away before continuing. "So yeah, you wanna' help a friend out with some Ninjutsu?"

"I don't know," Choji looks at the training grounds clock. "It's getting pretty late. To be honest the only reason I was out was because I just came back from Shikamaru's place."

"I'll let you have free reign on my sister's left-overs." You say, bringing out your trump card right away.

Choji's eyes glint. "LET'S TRAIN THEN!" What follows is probably the most painful hour of training you've ever faced yet, with Choji not giving you a second to catch your breath as he literally beats the basics and fundamentals of Ninjutsu into you, all for the glory of that delicious Tetsu style bread.

"Auugh." You groan, barely able to keep standing as Choji shrinks back down from his Multi-Size technique. "That was...that was exhilarating."

"Yup, so bread now right?" Choji asks, crumbling up his empty bag of potato chips and tossing them into the trash.

"What, right now? But it's late Choji, and my sister probably already closed up shop."

"Yeah," He says, leaning closer, a devilish look in his eyes. "But I bet you know where she keeps the key right? And technically it's your families bakery, so it's not breaking in right?"

>Oh shit what now?
>Also your Ninjutsu is at 1.5

>>1985958
Choji, we said we'de give you left overs, not follow you in a suicide pact.
You ever been beaten with a bagette before? sounds fun till you realize its made of iron.

>>1985958
>Just hurry over and ask her for the left overs, if she's already home then just ask for the keys. Put in some of that little brother charm if you have to.

>>1985973
>Put in some of that little brother charm if you have to.
Anon please, this is a Christian board.

It's been 10 minutes, looks like shooting Choji's plan of breaking and entering and instead just asking for Sis-Sis' key is a go.

Writing.

>>1985958
This:>>1985973
Besides it's just the day left overs and the Akimichi are cool.

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>>1985978
>Anon please, this is a Christian board.
t. QM who encourages cuckery

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"Choji, you've met my sister plenty of times," You say, gently pushing him off you before dusting yourself off. "In what way do you think breaking into her bakery is a good idea?"

Choji pauses, thinking it over. "...it'll be dark."

"And?"

"And that means she probably won't see us."

You sigh into your palm before shaking your head. "Look, I think Suzu's still up, we can just go and ask her for the key or to let us in, that way you get your bread, and I don't risk going back to the hospital. Okay?"

"Okay." Choji says, grinning.

"Okay." You and Choji scream in terror as the two of you jump back, holding each other tightly at the sound of the new voice. It takes you probably all of two seconds to realize that it's Shino of the Aburame, just standing there. Without either of you having noticed him actually showing up. Weird. "Neither of you noticed me when I showed up." He says, voice sounding disappointed. "I'm disappointed."

"Jeez Shino," Choji lets go of you, frowning at the bug boy. "Ya' can't just go sneakin' up on people like that. What if me and Taka decided to defend ourselves against ya' without realizing who it was?"

Shino is silent, then chuckles. "I would not have been that worried. Why? Because I am-"

"Guys it's getting late, if we're gonna' get that bread we're gonna' have to hurry it up to the compound, Suzu's a heavy sleeper." The two of you, well the three of you now, head off to wards the Tetsu Clan Compound, luckily making it there in little time. You stop and turn to wards the other two. "Alright, Suzu's probably getting ready to take a bath, I'll go and ask her for the key real quick." You start to leave, then feel Choji's hand on your shoulder.

"M-maybe we should back you up, in case there's like...vampires lurking around."

"Vampires are not rea-URK." Choji elbows Shino in the side, causing the Aburame to keel over slightly. "Vampires may be real. Ow."

>Well?

>>1986008
>Cucking
>Not the most Christian thing ever.
Exactly how do you think Jesus came about anon?

>>1986029
>>Well?
Secure the area for Vampires.

>>1986029
No. You two stay here and wait...

>>1986029
Let em' come with us, it's not often we bring in friends.

>>1986039
Dam that IS true...

Also, you may as well complete your transformation and add runes to your name, Moonrunes.

>>1986046
>>1986049
>>1986050
Tied up. Unless Secure the area for Vampires meant have them come with.

>>1986029

Time to secure the area for those goddamn Chinese vampires

>>1986039

>Implying Joseph ever had a chance

>>1986074
Bring em along!

>>1986077

>of

And bring Fatman and Bugman along

>>1986074
Yeah bring then whatever.

>>1986074
Nah, man. Secure the area for Vampires, means Secure the area for Vampires. What if they try and spy on our sister and steal her bread?

Alllllright. Securing the area for Vampires is go then.

Give me a...1d5 roll. Let's see if you come across any vampires.

Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>1986088
Get out of here, Strahd!

>>1986088
These are the options.

1. Susumu
2. Susumu getting lit.
3. An actual fucking vampire.
4. A drunk Sinchu
5. Susumu taking a shit.

Also taking fourth roll.

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>1986088

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>1986088
I hope we get actual fucking vampires.

>>1986105
Same.

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>1986096
Show me the undead

>>1986109
PRAISE VAMPIRE KEK

>>1986109
>Taking fourth roll
>Fourth roll is a 3
FUCK YEAH! VAMPIRES!

>>1986109
No fucking way...

>>1986109
Are you proud of me moon-senpai??

>>1986109
well done

>>1986109
Amazing.

Writing.

How the hell is this gonna work?

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"Hmmm, you're right Choji," You say, your friends face lighting up. "Vampires very well could be a problem. We'd better secure the area before I go and ask Suzu for the keys."

"Yeah we shou-wait what?" Choji asks.

"Let's just give a quick look around and then we can move on and finally get you that bread." You put your hands on your hips, nodding with vigor.

"This is completely foolish." Shino mutters.

The three of you go moving around the compound, peeking under houses and looking into the dark, black crevices of every nook and cranny. Luckily, no vampires. "Well, good job guys, looks like we're still a vampire free zone."

"Taka," Choji pats you on the shoulder, turning you to look at him. "I was just kidding man, there's no such thing as vampires."

"...why would you lie though?" You ask, feeling sad now that your whole world view had been changed.

"I-"

"Wait," Shino says, clapping his hands over both of your mouths. "Listen."

"....bleeehhhhhh." You and Choji widen your eyes, staring at each other as you hear the sound of what could only be a blood sucking demon of the night! "BleeeeeURKGHH!" Oh no, you just heard the splash of something liquid hitting the ground! Could it be the vampire's already struck a victim!

"HURRY!" You shout, rushing to wards the sound with Choji and Shino right behind you. The vampiric sounds getting louder and louder.

"H-hey, you don't think-" Choji starts, face gone pale.

"We may actually have a vampire on our hands." Shino interrupts.

The three of you turn the corner, heading right behind the compounds tool shed, where lo and behold, you see a vampire!

"Myauh?" The dark lord of the night turns to the three of you, his face obscured by a domino mask, but the blood red stains on his mouth and fancy clothes are a dead give away! He's feasted. "Da' fuck? Taka that you?"

"Oh no! The Vampire knows my name! He must be using his telepathic abilities to read our minds!" You shout, drawing a kunai. "We've got to strike before he can attack us! And watch out for all the empty wine bottles on the ground, you might slip."

>What do?!

>>1986149
>Rush him, our blood is poison so we're the safest bet to protect our friends!
Take that Susu--you undead SCUM!

>>1986148
How indeed.

>>1986149
Attack the vampire he must be here trying to suck our tetsu clan blood!

God dammit Sinshu

>>1986149

Alright then, time to rush him and beat him like an abusive parent

>>1986171
Is he trying to become more dark and misterious to attract some bug puss?

>>1986149
>embarrass Sinchu by beating his drunk ass with your friends.

sinchu

>THAT KIDS AN ABURAME! OH GOD HE MUST KNOW BUGPU- ER... our sweet little firefly?

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>>1986149
Hit him with Ninjustu! this is the perfect time to test what we learned with the big man

>>1986149
We have to stop him from feeding on anymore innocent villagers.

>>1986178
But Taka never had parents. He can't do stuff like something he never had or experienced.

>>1986039
that's not.....that's not how....oh god....

>>1986195
Have you finally see the truth son?

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>>1986109
oh god, that's amazing. I love this fucking quest so much

>>1986187
Can't wait for the rumour spread saying that one of the Tetsu is actualy a vampire.

Rolled 35, 17, 5, 10, 27, 33, 49, 27, 15, 28 = 246 (10d50)

Okay guys, time to use that Ninjutsu skills!

1d100+7.5!
DC 85 because even a drunk Anbu is still an Anbu.

Choji and Shino's rolls.

>>1986223
Well, this team up was short lived.

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>1986223
time for Taka, vampire hunter, to save this day!

Rolled 98 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>1986226
Did you mean to roll d50s? How does that work?

Rolled 65 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>1986223
Protect Onee-san!!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1986223
channelling Hellsing

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>1986223

Ah fuck

>>1986229
Oh that's gonna hurt.

>>1986229
Fucking Tetsu!

Rolled 1, 95, 55, 49, 2, 11, 52, 70, 82, 76 = 493 (10d100)

>>1986229
Good job you passed.

And pointed out how I fucked up the rolls. Asshole. Love you.

HERE'S THE REAL ROLLS!

Rolled 56 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>1986223
Taka Hellsing Vampire Slayer

>>1986235
Goddammit Choji.

Oh well get ready to see your sister naked.

>>1986238
Oh man

>>1986238
Now everyone else gets to understand how it feels to have sudden nosebleeds!

>>1986235
Choji is great. Shino need to get his shit together.

Also the fuck was Shino doing following us? Did he need to go to the bakery but lost track of time watching bugs?

>>1986243
Leave Shino alone hes probably lonely

>>1986243
Literally just walking around and saw you and Choji talking and decided to see what's up.

Honestly I think this is the first time Choji and Shino have talked to each other in the series. At all.

>>1986238
We are the best goddamn vampire hunter.

>>1986243
Shino sensed Shounen Shenanigans happening and decided to join in. He's a bro like that.

>>1986238
What? That is not strange we always take bath with sis. Specialy since we couldn't wash ourselfs very well when we were sick. So Taka is used to it.

>>1986245
So he was asked to go grab bread but lost track of time doing his bug watching. That would be funny and in character too.

>>1986248
yes, but Taka is healthy enough for boners now.

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>>1986248
>>1986238
>>1986259
When?

>>1986259
Nah Hiki is the one with older women problem. Taka is the twin for younger girls. See Hanabi. Althought Ten-Ten is older then him...

>>1986263
Need to keep the bloodline pure

>>1986270
I support this.

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"Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, rushing forward as a carbon(heh) copy of yourself appears in a puff of smoke right beside you. "Prepare yourself dark lord!" You shout, leaping into the air as your clone rushes from beneath.

"Eh?" The vampire looks confused, swaying slightly as he looks up at you, then down at you. "Why're there two of you?" He says, before you slam your fists directly into his face, knocking him back and into the iron fence surrounding the compound, denting it with his body. "FUCK!"

"CHOJI AKIMICHI IS COMIN' AT'CHA!" You see a round, ball of fury roll on by you, immediately slamming itself into the vampires body and continuing to spin in place.

"Yes! Nice job Choji!" Both you and your clone shout, then high five each other because you can.

"ALRIGHT FUCK THIS!" Choji's spinning suddenly stops, his entire body picked up int the air by the vampire, who now looks incredibly peeved! "You little shits wanna' play, let's pla-URGHK!" The vampire vomits for a moment, before wiping his mouth and then literally tossing Choji away.

You, your clone, and Shino watch as Choji's body sails through the air, before crashing directly into...oh no. As the dust settles and the crumbling remains of your sisters house come falling down on top of Choji's knocked out body, Suzu blinks in surprise as she stares back at everyone.

Naked.

"Suzu you fuckin' degenerate," The vampire barks, chugging on some wine as he points a finger at your sister. "Put some clothes on, yer' dishonorin' the clan and stuff...hey are these bug-AHHHHH!" You grin in triumph as the vampires body is swarmed with bugs, Shino calmly standing there as his insects begin chewing on the dark lord of the night! "AHHH YOU FUCKIN' ABURAME ASSHOLE!"

"My cousin told me to tell you that she's still not interested mister Sinchu." Shino says. Wait.

"Sinchu's the vampire!?" You say, shocked. Who could've foretold that the events would've turned out like this!

"AHHH FUCK THEY'RE IN MY FUCKIN' EYES!"

>Say, let's go check back up on Hiki huh?
>Also taking an hour break.
>This was...something.

>>1986278
I fucking love this clan.

Hiki must be helping everyone after the attack? Maybe visiting Kori in the hospital.

>>1986278
Helping clean up.

>>1986278
>Hiki? oh, hes being slowly crushed beneath a massive cow with a nurses uniform on. why do you ask?

So if Suzu has her on house. Does thay mean Taka and Hiki have a house just for then or do they share the same house?

Because now Sinchu gonna spend those 5,000,000 ryo fixing her home. And while people do it she can stay with Taka and Hiki.

>>1986299
>>1986310

Support...

>>1986331
>>1986310
>>1986299
Mmmmkay, ya'll are still at the trading post because fuck it, you ain't doin' a half job.

Also let me try and find some busty anime nurse pics I guess.

Still got like a 45 minutes left on my break though, gonna' enjoy it.

>>1986310
No no anon. It's a nurse WITH cow tits.

>>1986321
from sinchus reaction im guessing Suzu is a household-nudist. It would also explain the seperate house.

Attempts to spy on her must be frought with peril

>>1986343
>>1986321
Suzu has her own house because she consistently makes her own money.

That and there's a lot of empty houses....

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>>1986336
Way ahead of you senpai

>>1986351
god dammit Suzu! start fucking someone and have some kids!

That goes triple for you Susumu! you old bastard

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>>1986351
>there's a lot of empty houses...

That's sad...

>>1986357
it's simple, we need to get Susumu out there in the dating game, theres got to be at least one woman out there for him

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>>1986357
But anon nobody can withstand the iron thights of Konoha.

>>1986364
Do we want someone respectable? Because a man with a short lifespan who's ripped and powerful, and a clan head, is a pretty good prospect for nobodies.

>>1986362
Nut anon, that means everyone gets a house! Hahaha....haha....ha....aww, I still made myself sad....

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>>1986364
Well some anons gave the idea of pushing Tsunade to him Or maybe her assistant Shizune.

>>1986369
Okay this one wins. We're using her as a basis.

>>1986381
both good choices.
I still want to see the clan make Susumu try speed dating though.

>>1986381

No, we leave them for Hiki. I say we go for a nice jounin around his age, it's fine then

>>1986388
Moonrunes, I just want to say. I love how you roll with the punches. Nice work.

Now just give us an actual vampire, perhaps a cute waifu one.

>>1986391
Of course just because we have those two in mind doesn't mean we can't make the clan head have some forced blind dates. Cortesy of the triplets none the less.

>>1986270
Only by a year or so, not really enough to qualify as an older woman.

>>1986392
Wait what about Anko?

>>1986392
You really don't even need to go jounin. Can just settle for whoever, technically speaking the clan is benefited more by quantity than quality.

>>1986401
So Taka is the tein that goes for same age girls or younger girls got it.

>>1986405

You really want to crush Hiki like that?

>>1986408
Meanwhile Hiki's into women with a solid three years on him.

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>>1986417
Yes i do

>>1986418
I'm still all for anko, but I like the idea of Hiki falling for both anko and shizune, having this guilty indecisive issue that no one realizes is going on.

>>1986446
Now THAT i can get behing.

Heads up we'll be beginning the session again in ten minutes.

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>>1986470
That's senpai. Also nice to see you have great taste for nurses.

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>You are Hiki
>You are...not well.

The first thing you see when you open your eyes is a pair of massive breasts, you assume they belong to a female. "Hnnng." Sitting and propping yourself up on your elbows, you feel a gentle hand placed on your shoulder.

"Now now cutie, you're in no condition to be up and about already, not in your condition." Even hidden by the white mask you can tell the nurse is smiling. "Just sit back rest that handsome head of yours."

"My friends." You groan, forcing yourself up even more until your sitting straight up. You look over yourself, covered in bandages and gauze. You can already tell you've suffered chemical burns, no doubt because of Reptiles acid. Acid so strong it could seep through your iron skin. Looking around you see that you're inside some sort of medical tent, other patients in beds lying all around you, some groaning in pain, others just still. You don't like that.

"If you're talking about your teammates, the girl and her cow are in the emergency tent, still in surgery." The nurse flips through some things on her notepad. "Apparently the piece of ice tore her stomach up pretty good, surgeons still aren't sure if she's going to be okay or not."

Well that settles things.You move the covers from your body, revealing that you're just dressed up in your boxers, and stand up. it's painful, but you'll live. "Tell me where the emergency tent is."

"Now wait just a-"

"Where. Is. The. Tent." You say, fists clenched at your side as you glare at the nurse.

"...it's five tents over. I think your Sensei's waiting outside it right now."

You nod, walking briskly out of the tent and into the bright sunny day outside. All around you there's signs of destruction and carnage, even the blood on the ground is still there, dried over from the night before. You see your Sensei before he notices you, he must be so deep in thought. "Sensei." You say, shocking him back into the real world. "How's Kori?"

"Hiki, you're supposed to be lying down." Ko says.

"How's Kori." You repeat.

Your Sensei sighs, giving up on this little squabble. "Better. Surgeons took care of the worst of it. But..."

"But what?" You ask, whole body shaking with worry.

Ko looks at you, sadness in his eyes as he puts a hand on your shoulder. "They think the ice shard might've pierced her uterus. They think...they think she might not be able to have children now."

>How do you react?

O-Oh.

>>1986503

> "..."

Let's go full anime protagonist...

> "If only I had been faster maybe she would have been okay..."

>>1986503
>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."
Guys Taka was going to die not long ago, let's not forget that.

>>1986503
Ouch...er...well. Dam and i was so happy for having my waifu being chosen as the nurse.

Let's go with this: >>1986520

>>1986520
It fits

>>1986503
feel sad for not being strong enough to stop this but also
>>1986524
this

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>>1986524
>>1986520
A mix up then?

>>1986535
Don't see why both can't apply. Hope and regret aren't opposites.

>>1986524
>>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."

Well there goes any chance of Hiki feeling remorse for killing Reptile. MK ninjas are on top of Hiki's shit list.

>>1986503

Well...Jesus man

>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."

>>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."
Wins.

Writing.

Also prepare for feels.

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You want to punch something, you want to fight someone, you want to do anything right now than face the reality that your teammate, your friend, was seriously injured all because you weren't fast enough, you weren't strong enough, you weren't skilled enough! Your fists clench in anger as you shut your eyes, whole body shaking. The only thing that seems to stop you from running away is your Sensei gently gripping your shoulder, letting you know he's there. "There's still a chance that isn't the case though." You say, finally opening your eyes, your vision blurry from tears. You look up at Ko, his face practically a mirror expression of your own. "I believe in Kori's strength, I believe that she'll be fine!"

"Mmmmmmmeeee tooooooooo." You turn, looking down and seeing a bandaged up Bebikau with a determined look on her face as she moos at you.

"Bebikau!" You kneel down, gently wrapping your arms around the little calf as she nuzzles against you. "I'm so sorry for what happened. I'm sorry you and Kori had to go through so much."

"It's okay Hiki," Bebikau says. "We knew da' risks. I'm just happy you're okay. Mmmmooo."

You stand up, wiping away your tears as you look to your Sensei. "I'm going to check up on Kori, but before I do I gotta' ask. What happened last night?"

Your Sensei's expression turns to one of anger. "Mercenaries, hired to disrupt the building of the trading posts. Apparently the Sand team across the bridge got hit as well, though they didn't suffer as many tragedies as we did. And those they did...." Ko is silent, looking off into the distance for a moment. "Hiki, promise me that you'll stay away from Gaara. I know you've met him before and he might not have seemed dangerous, but he is."

>What now?

>>1986589
"If Garra was fighting the same people that we were, than maybe it' a good thing he's dangerous."

Also, let's find Garra later.

While forgetting to put on pants unless asked.

>>1986589

No promises are made...

> Check on Kori

>>1986589
>"He's cool."
Gaara's okay. Then check Kori.

>>1986589
"I promise I'll be careful"
then check on Kori

>>1986610
>>1986612
>>1986614
>"You don't know what you're talking about Sensei, Gaara's a cool guy."
>"Hiki I watched him tear a man in half."
>"That's your opinion."


Also writing.

>>1986589
>Check on Kori, then go see Gaara with her.

>>1986624
>"I did too."

>>1986624
>"You don't know what you're talking about Sensei, Gaara's a cool guy."
>"Hiki I watched him tear a man in half."
>"That's your opinion."
>"And i breaked a man's neck last night. Does that make me dangerous?"

>>1986641
broke. broke a mans neck

>>1986624
>Hiki I watched him tear a man in half."
>"That's your opinion."
Tearing people in half doesn't make you a bad person. Name a Hokage who hasn't done that.

>>1986624
>"Hiki I watched him tear a man in half."
>"I grew clawed iron arms out of my shoulder and snapped a man's neck."

"Sensei, everything that happened last night was an absolute nightmare, the people we fought were out to kill us and didn't show any mercy. Right now, Kori's in this tent severely injured, because one of those shinobi tried to kill her." You go to open the tent flap, pausing for a moment. "If Gaara was the reason most people on his side are alive, then maybe we need him to be dangerous."

You enter the tent, noticing that it's a bit smaller than the one you were in. In the middle of the room, hooked up with packs of fluid and her entire bottom stomach wrapped up is Kori, fast asleep as a breathing tube is over her mouth. By the side of the bed is Sasu, head laid down on the bed and apparently passed out, his hand gripping Kori's, his wooden sword leaning against his side.

You and Bebikau silently move further into the room, taking a seat opposite Sasu and looking over Kori. Bruised, pale, still some stained blood on her face. "...I messed up." You whisper, slouching forward in your chair.

Bebikau leans against you, you scratch her eyes gently as you begin thinking over things. If Kori makes it through this, if you all get another chance to improve, you're going to get better.

You're going to make sure nobody ever hurts your friends, family, or village ever again.

====

>Okay guys, we're going to be time skipping to the beginning of the Chunin Exams.
>I know this might seem like a rush, but we've pretty much done what needed to be done and established characters and such.
>Also you can only fail at getting bug puss so many times before it becomes tedious.
>Now, next post I'll be asking you some things, some tough decisions and such.

>>1986647
What is both amazing and hilarious is how this is actually a legitimate argument

>>1986665
>In the time between now and the Chunin Exams, what has Hiki been up to? As far as training goes.
>Focusing on Genjutsu maybe? Maybe working up his Taijutsu?
>To give you an example of what's going to happen here, you'll be getting 5 sets of 5d100's. We'll be rolling them a all at once, to determine how your training went and such. Obvious best of five is still a thing.
>It's just going to go 1st week, 2nd week, 3rd week, etc.
>So, first write out how you want to have had Hiki training like this.
>1st Week:
>2nd Week:
>3rd Week:
>4th Week:
>5th Week:
>And then everyone has to agree on a set schedule.
>We'll do the other members of the Clan when the time comes, but for now we're focusing on Hiki.

>Also
>Did Hiki confront Tesshin: Y/N?

>>1986665

> Bebikau leans against you, you scratch her eyes gently

> you scratch her eyes gently

...

Uh. What?

>>1986700
Ancient shinobi cow scratching secret.
....
I fucked up and meant Ears alright?

>>1986697
>>1st Week: Taijutsu
>>2nd Week:Stamina
>>3rd Week: Genjutsu
>>4th Week: Taijutsu
>>5th Week: Ninjutsu

Y

>>1986697

> Nin

> Tai

> Nin

> Tai

> Nin

> Confront Tesshin

Rolled 8, 6, 59, 25, 37 = 135 (5d100)

>>1986697
I'd

1)tai

2)nin

3)speed

4) tai

5) gen, cause that realy needs to be padded out already

Tesshin: yes, the time has come

>>1986716
Psst, anon, we're not rolling yet. It's okay I still think you're cool.

>>1986716
God really, these rolls are shit
>>1986721
Oh thank god

>>1986697
>In the time between now and the Chunin Exams, what has Hiki been up to? As far as training goes.

Working in his taijutsu need to get fast if we were fast against reptile Kori wouldn't have died.

>not linking the new thread in the old one
Dammit OP, I only remembered you were gonna run today when I saw it was archived. Not everyone uses discord.

>>1986697

>1st Week: Gen
>2nd Week: Gen (Tai if we're at 1)
>3rd Week: Tai
>4th Week: Nin
>5th Week: Nin

Everyone knows a 2 year old could destroy us with Genjutsu, we really need to work on not being shit at it.

>>Did Hiki confront Tesshin: Y/N?
Yep.

>>1986736
Psst anon, there's a form to fill out. You're still rad though.

>>1986697

Supporting this:
>>1986716

Gonna' give it another 10 minutes, but it looks like >>1986716 is winning because it has the only support for now.

>>1986754
Oh my..

>>1986697

Alright then let's get out the plan

1st week: Genjutsu
2nd week: Taijutsu
3d week: Ninjutsu
4th week: Genjutsu
5th week: Taijutsu

And yes, COME AT AS GRE- TENSHIN

>>1986760
Changing my vote to this

>>1986754
>>1986760
If anyone else votes for it, count my vote for this one two. I'd rather not tie the vote.

>>1986754

We suck so much at genjutsu that we practically cannot use it. Why waste time trying to train it when we can get more prowess in things that we are actually halfway competent in?

>>1986760
This

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>>1986769
>one two
The fuck was I trying to type.

>>1986772
Genjutsu skill also covers defending/resisting genjutsu. Even Lee had a 1 in Genjutsu.

>>1986772
So we can withstand it, ya dingus.

Uh oh, looks like we've got a new lead with >>1986760 let's see how this plays out!

Also I've been having a bunch of fun running this guys.

>>1986760
eh this is fine, of course the gen rolls will both be ones and hikis eyes will fall out.

>>1986777
>>1986779

We can just punch the illusions apart with our big meat clubs. Genjutsu need not apply...

Alternatively, we could see Danzo...

>>1986782
waitta fucking minute, can we get bonuses if we train with someone specific?

danzo for genjitsu
Ko for Tai
Kakashi for Ninjitsu because the fucker knows ALL of them

etc. etc.

Calling it, this >>1986760 Wins.

Okay then.

First week is Genjutsu.

1d100 everybody.
DC is 65 to get a 0.5
DC is 95 to get a 1.0

GO!

>>1986795
>punch things that don't exist
>punch sound
Yeah, that'll work.

Also, "trust me I'm a fairy" options are the epitome of trash and you should hate yourself for suggesting it.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1986802

Rolling...

>>1986801
Shit shit shit, HOLD ON EVERYON! PAUS PAUSE!

I didn't think about that.

Do ya'll wanna do that?

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1986802

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1986802
hokage dick

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1986802

>>1986806
No, never Danzo. I'm OK with the other people.

>>1986806
yes, all the yes

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1986802

Rollin-

>>1986806

Yep

>>1986806

We're already decided on spending time trying to improve genjutsu. So I'm going to say 'pass'...

>>1986806
Danzo please.

>>1986806
These rolls are fucking terrible, so yes.

>>1986815
We could group both geb months together and spend them with Danzo, or if the thought offends that other clan thats super good at genjutsu

>>1986806
I'd rather not deal with danzo, he's too shady for my taste

Okay! So, NEW Decision time. Past rolls didn't count, they were crap anyways so lucky you.

WHO do you wanna' train in your Genjutsu with? Susumu, Karai...someone else? Danzo isn't theo nly option.

>>1986820

This is for HELP, which we'll need. Besides he offered to help us and not iforgetthename with genjutsu, we gotta go for it man

>>1986840
Susumu is pretty good at genjutsu right? I say him

>>1986840
Danzo, he's THE ANBU guy.

>>1986840
Is Kurenai free? She uses actual genjutsu unlike Danzo.

We had our fill of Danzo in Shinobi, holy hell was he fellated there.

>>1986836
It's just that the Egg/Kaguya seriously dropped Shinobi Quest's quality/fun to be a part of, and the beads/evil monk literally killed Ninja Monk. I'd rather not have this quest go the same way.

>>1986840
Susumu. Or alternatively, anyone but Danzo.

>>1986840

Danzo

>>1986840
>>1986844

Okay, whatever. But I'm going on the record as saying that this is a bad idea...

> Train Genjutsu with Danzo

>>1986840
Can we visit Gaara and train Genjutsu with a Sand Shinobi in some sort of Student Exchange Program?

>>1986806
no please.

Holy shit Danzo won.

Okay. 1d100+20
Same DC as before.

>>1986865
No. Cause like, early Naruto every other Land hated each other if I remember.

Rolled 39 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869
here we go

>>1986840
Susumu or Kurenai.

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Rolled 65 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869
RIP Konoha Clan Quest. You were fun while you lasted.

>>1986801
>danzo for genjitsu
>training with Danzo
>ever
The man is legitimately batshit fucking insane.

Rolled 68 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869
I, Lurker-man, am here!

Rolled 74 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869

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>>1986869
Danzofags are second only to puppetfags.

>>1986880
Oh god how did I fuck up now.

Rolled 63 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869
But Hiki and Gaara are Bros. And the Sand does whatever Gaara wants.

Rolled 82 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869

Rolled 24 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869

>>1986875
>>1986880
>>1986883
>>1986889
94. It seems even Danzo can only help Hiki's shitty Genjutsu problem so much.
+0.5 to Genjutsu! You've fucking improved!
>>1986891
Too slow.
Okay guys, next up is Taijutsu! Anyone in particular you wanna' train with, or just by yourselves.

>>1986887
Making the same mistake The Red Lady and Wargle did, having this "I totally won't backfire trust me" option.

And it's kinda even worse because the character is scared as fuck of Danzo and should know having someone you don't trust fuck with your head is a retarded thing to do.

Rolled 85 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1986869

Rolling...

>>1986889
>Hiki and Gaara are Bros
Bro is a strong word here.
Hiki thinks Gaara's a pretty cool guy, sure.
But as far as Gaara's concerned, Hiki just isn't on The List.
Yet.
If we MAKE the list, well...

Btw I'll be writing up the results of these rolls and who you trained with when we're done with all of them.

>>1986887
You enabled Danzofags. Shinobi/Ninja Monk Quest had a pretty cancerous following. Even compared to other quests.

>>1986897

Do we happen to know Guy and his taijustu mastery?

>>1986884
>Susumu was actually just a shit genjutsu teacher the entire time
Kek
>>1986891
Aw man, so fucking close
>>1986897
Iron thighs sis, she's really fucking strong, is not then sinchu

>>1986912
If Danzofags outnumber Non-Danzofags then that's just what happens.
>>1986915
Fuck yeah you know Guy. You're a Tetsu remember?

>>1986908
Mutual respect for not being an asshole.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1986897
Ko sensei seems too fragile to train with.

But then his Taijutsu is really good.

Perhaps he can bring a friend? That way we wont be punching him too much

>>1986922
Oh, then change my vote to guy if he's willing, if not then still sis

>>1986922

Ask Might Guy to train your taijutsu...

>>1986897
Train with Gai to raise our Youthfulness.

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>>1986922
>The QM doesn't know how to say no
Immediately un-dropped.

>>1986897
danzo.
In all seriousness we should ask Guy

>>1986897

Well I wasn't really expecting Gen would go up. But it did. How about that?

And TRAIN. WITH. GUY

>>1986922
YES LET'S TRAIN WITH GUY!!!

Puppets are underutilized and would have been awesome. I hope someone takes up the mantle of iron puppet master in our clan.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1986897
Ko. Our clan and Gai have pretty similar fighting styles of punching people really hard, so having someone with a different style would be good.

>>1986898
>the character
By that I mean Hiki

>>1986926
>be genin
>think we'll punch a speedy taijutsu master jonin with eye hacks enough for it to be a problem

Might Gai/Guy(whatever) wins.

1d100+25
DC 75 for a 0.5 gain.
Dc 100 for a 1.0 gain.

Good luck and may the Springtime of Youth blah blah blah.

Rolled 68 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>1986943

Rolled 79 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>1986943

Rolling...

Rolled 20 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>1986943

Rolled 93 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>1986943
Youuuuuuuuuth

>>1986941
I agree with you

knowing hiki he just walked around and asked who was best at Taijutsu.

in the process starting numerous scuffles, but eventually ending up with guy

>>1986941
Well, since we're going with Danzo, why not puppets? And while we're at it, what kind of summons do we want?

Rolled 11 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>1986941
sounds like something for the smart as hell but frail little brother

>>1986943

Rolled 64 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>1986943

Hope I don't fuck up

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>>1986943
>>1986950
YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1986953
That's hilarious.


Also you guys fuckin' nailed that one.
+1.0 to Taijutsu! You fuckin' monster!

Next up is Ninjutsu. Who you want to train with. Kakashi's not available. For obvious fuckin' reasons.

>>1986950

Nice roll...

>>1986957
Dolphins. Can't wait to rape otter babies to death.

>>1986961
The Third, if we can. He's even better at ninjutsu than Kakashi.

>>1986941
I want someone to run around being a cross between Walter Dornitz and Spiderman but with ninjutsu

>>1986961

Danzo

Not really, but who's our second best bet for training ninjutsu besides Kakashi? Any ideas?