Chapter 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1928478/You are now on Mid-Realm, the LIVING QUARTER of vibrance and warmth. Though, with the recent fuss over the siege on the 3rd-Realm LIVING QUARTER, it might as well be the city of confusion and hastily made decisions. With all the ruckus, it's been difficult for the CAPITAL alone to keep the peace both economically and politically. So, basically, the CAPITAL is resigning and, instead, assigning a single HIGHER POWER to rulership-- This HIGHER POWER is you, and you are in no way equipped for this.
>Press StartThis is you, you got that? You keeping up so far? Alright. Your name is CURTIS MIRE, and you have, as of late, been assigned as HIGHER POWER of the Mid-Realm LIVING QUARTER-- You are in no shape at all to handle the immense responsibility that comes with a LIVING QUARTER, however, you are very well versed on the happenings to come.With this in mind, you have spent most of the day at the local TAVERN drowning your sorrows in AGE APPROPRIATE DRINKS. Yeah, no, you've never been better. >What will you do?
Find a hat and find a drink labeled "swoll juice"
>>1976741Leadership calibration time. >Pat your head and rub your belly at the same time.
>>1976741>Find a nice hat>Find someone who can actually lead and delegate to them.
>>1976741what is that smell?>examine genitals through belly button eye
>>1976847>Pat head and rub belly. Pat head-- and... Oh, lord, yes...>Erm, what were we doing again?
>>1980313>Find some unlucky mofo to delegate leadership resonsibilities to.
>>1980313Look out the window.
>>1981196>Delegate responsibilities to nearest individual. Right, right; this is probably exactly what you were going to do likewise. Hmmmmm--Ah! As if right on cue, BARMAID, SOPHIE ANNE, scuttles across the cherry wood boards to the tap on the back wall. This is a golden opportunity! Such a sweet, proper lady could never turn down a request from higher authority! >What will you say to Sophie?
You fall madly in love with Sophie
>>1983998"CONGRATULATIONS, SOPHIE ANNE! You have been meritously selected to provide organization of manpower for this LIVING QUARTER! Please begin duties as soon as possible."
>>1983998>>1984149This.Also fall madly in love with her.LOOK AT THAT ANIMATION. THAT SHIRT. THAT VOICE.
>>1984149>>1984094Both of these. It's the only way.
>>1984094>Fall in love with Sophie.It is no secret that you find SOPHIE to be rather enticing. Although, as an ALTO of the SCAREADOX species, it would be nigh taboo to take romantic interest in a FEMALE RUDIMENTIAN.The drastic differences in RUDIMENTIAN and SCAREADOX mating seminars make it hard for such relationships to be compatible. Not to mention, the BESPEACHESS would most definitely execute you for cross-species antics.
>>1984149>Congratulate Sophie on suddenly delegated power. Right, cross-species compatibility is a story for another day. The sound of broken glass from across the street is rendered mute by the commotion of fellow TAVERN DWELLERS.
You attempt to get SOPHIE'S attention.>Sophie: "Hey, uh, Curtis? Right now isn't a good time, business is kind of bustling on the southern end of the bar. We can talk after my shift, though!" SOPHIE quickly, but politely adjourns from any further conversation. >Well, what now?
>>1991694Forlornly look out the window.
>>1991694Make a note on your POCKET ANNOTATION WIDGETER that Sophie Anne has handled her DELEGATED AUTHORITY wth surprising panache.Just look at her, walking away from the local HIGHER POWER, dealing with a full bar, and maintaining deniablity for anything tha goes wrong. Wow.Oh, hey, what's that outside?
>>1993008>Take note of Sophie's well-executed authority as Barmaid. Although it does not seem like you will be delegating the authority of HIGHER POWER to her, she has shown exceptional work in her current position. You take out your SCRAMDROID, with this, you take down all authoritative notes in your AUTHORITATIVE ANTIC APPROPRIATION APP. Perhaps you will postpone her EXPIRATION DATE for another century or two.
Upon opening your SCRAMDROID, you are greeted with the timeless background photo of your dearest brother, LYNN. He was so young in this photo. Though, it seems like it was just yesterday you two were horsing around on that old hill in the 2nd-Realm LIVING QUARTER. You don't know where that guy is these days, but with all of the recent fuckery, you hope he is okay. Currently, you are equipped with your PACKIN' HEAT, BRO in your ATTACK MODULE, while your CRAMPARTMENT is completely baron.It seems someone is messaging you on your GRITPOLL MESSAGING CLIENT. Your STATISTIC ALLOCATION APP also seems to be causing a fuss of notifications. >It is the 41st LAPPING HOUR of the day, what will you do?
>>1998364>Consider that SCRAMDROID upgrade that came out, it has an infinite×3 battery.>Answer the GRITPOLLER, it might be important.
>>1998364>check your GRITPOLL MESSAGES>then check the STATISTICS, can't be missing important info on our first day on the job
>>1998364>Distribute the STATPOINTS>The nnaswer the GRITPOLLER
>OP say things to reassure everyone you aren't dead. "Personally, I don't know how confident I am about the path this comic is on, though, I'm really really trying to convince myself to keep going through with it. I guess I'm just really wrapped up with stuff in my personal life so, it's a little hard to convince myself that what I'm doing is good enough. I hope all who continuously checked in will understand, and I'll definitely work on something that's a little easier to update for the time being. Let me know if you like this, it would really help!" Instagram: @Mother_Yes <3 - CR
>>2006393Thanks for running, OP! Pls don't die, this was getting really interesting. Love the art style too.
>>2006393Pleas don't drop this quest, it's fun!