>>1965011
>>Good luck.

>>1965011
>Good luck.
Is every Bleach QM part of a hive mind? All these quests have this samey feeling.

>>1965011
>>Good luck.

>>1965011
>>Good luck.

>>1965011
>>Good luck.

>>1965020
Not really.

There was just one very good one which we learned from.
(most likely)

Also we have quite an impressive number of players to start out with.

Very well then.
I'll get to writing

>>1965011
>Good luck

I've been looking at the social link paste bin and the plot rock is trying to decide if it wants to bond with kaizer, would it attempt to forcefully bond with him given enough time ?

>>1965056
No

It will only react to a conscious desire
Whether conscious or not is another matter entirely

>>1965061
Well I butchered that sentence quite well.
Fuck me.

Ignore the first "Conscious"...

>>1965061
Second question, has mera started to feel the effects of our goo messing with her?

>>1965061
so be careful what we wish for basically, cause if we get into a fight with Yhwach and wish to beat him, plot rock might take that as a hint to bond to kaizer so it can help grant his wish

>>1965071
Yes but not to any great extent.
Mostly because Kaizar doesn't want to mess with her.

>>1965087
More like: Don't get fucked up enough that you become desperate and accidentally want to merge with it for the sake of survival on a subconscious level

>>1965071
>>1965100
that sounds kinky

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"Good luck Yoruichi."

She stops herself from taking off for a brief moment.
"Thanks."
Then she vanishes without a trace.

Without the feline around you also turn around and begin expanding your senses in order to assess the situation.
There are simply too many signals to count and this massive number doesn't make it easy to find anyone who isn't obscenely strong.
You frown and decide to ignore this little hurdle and instead take off and head for the closest mass of energy signatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS1lKA2GNF0

Using Sonído you move through the battlefield quickly with your sword drawn and ready.
As you move through the streets you come across a few quincy Soldat and abruptly stop while thrusting your sword forward.
The man screams as he suddenly notices you appearing before him and your blade impaling him.
His fellows react almost immediately and clear the area while readying their spirit weapons.

They split into two groups each trying to flank one of your sides.
As the arrows begin to rain down you move your right arm and position your unfortunate victim to the right in order to use him as a meat shield while raising your left arm and firing off a cero at the other group, consuming them in a crimson stream of energy.

"YOU BASTARD!"
The ones that are still alive cry out.

By focusing your reiryoku your body begins to vibrate and you disappear with an audible boom.
Although they could hear you move they didn't see where because of the obstructing body of their fallen comrade.
You then appear before one of them without your sword and take a swing at one of the Soldat.

He dodges and you take another swing which also misses.
What the Quincy didn't realize however was the very thin string that you carefully coiled around his neck which you quickly pull on with all your might.
The man did not simply suffocate, his throat was crushed by the wire ensuring his death.

His fellows see this and begin opening fire on you.
The arrows hit their mark but to the horror of the Quincy it simply dissolves into a pile of goo.
One of your attacker then finds your boot firmly lodged into his abdomen and you see his white mask being tinted red.
Using your elbow you smash the back of the man and send him crashing into the concrete below.
Only one man remains alive and it's clear that he has lost his will to fight.

Standing in place you stare at him intently and he quickly turns off his Heilig Bogen in addition to raising his hand.
After lowering your hands you nudge your head slightly.
At first he just blinks a few times but then he begins running the hell away from you.

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With the enemy squad dispatched you finally let out a relieved sigh and descend to where you dropped your sword.
After yanking it free from the Quincys corpse you also wipe it off on his uniform.

While in the process of cleaning your blade your communicator suddenly begins beeping.
"Hello?"

"Kaizar!
What took you so long?!
I called you only 3 times!"

"Sorry Urahara.
I was... preoccupied."

"Well forget about that!
This is important! We've arrived at the lab!"

"And?"

"And?! AND?
This is huge!
I only took a brief glance at the equipment here and my God!
Not even the SRDI has this kind of tech!
It could take us years to decipher everything that was amassed here.
I've already begun looking through the software while your colleague is focusing on the hardware."

"Hi."
You hear Yata calling out to you from the other side.

"So... did you find out something?"

"Yes! Firstly the subject was given the code name Hikone.
But that's not the important part!
Kaizar this is not a prototype or anything alike!
For decades they've been experimenting with crossbreeding different spirits with varying amounts of success.
They've already burnt through several hundred test subjects each of which was a permutation between spirits.
Currently it looks like they finally managed to work around all the issues that came previously!
This IS the culmination of that! The final product!
And they did intend to use this as a substitute for the Soul King!"

"...
If that's the case then how did they plan on controlling it?"

"That's what I also wanted to know...
Apparently they've managed to connect its nervous system to the machines in here.
Basically they've been brainwashing the gestating fetus ever since its conception via chemical indoctrination.
Using the computers they've been educating this child and shaping it in a way that suits them.
The most important part of which was what they call a "Bonding sequence".
They've been flooding his mind with images of an individual and then injected various chemicals such as dopamine directly into his brain."

"They... They are literally making him addicted to his 'Masters'."

"Precisely!"

"Is there... any way to undo this?"

Urahara pauses.
"I'm afraid not.
Not this late anyways.
Perhaps a few months ago he would've had a chance to develop normally if we cut him off but now...
So terminating him before he becomes a threat really is our only pop-"
At that moment a loud cluttering noise could be heard, like several machines falling over at once.
"Could you just STOP for a minute?
What are you doing anyway?!"

"Doing what you can't jackass."
You hear Yatas irritated voice coming from the other side.
"Where the fuck... AH! There!"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"
Urahara asks him angrily.

Well on the bright side, if the all shingami hear about this then it might be easier to establish peace between hollows and them considering what their superposed allies were already doing

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"I'm lookin' at these here tubes.
These are the ones that are feeding the kid nutrients.
These are the ones that remove waste.
And..."
You hear Yata tapping something metallic quite loudly.
"this is the thing that's hooked up to his brain."

Then all you hear is silence followed by the sound of shattering glass and running water.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Urahara snaps again.

"Cutting off the chemicals.
And fixing what you can't."

Urahara sounds worried all of a sudden.
"Kaizar! You HAVE to talk some sense into him RIGHT NOW!"

"Shut up you bestiality enthusiast.
I'm fixin' what your useless ass can't!"
Then you hear your friend snatching the phone from Urahara.
"Kaizar... listen.
This guy may be okay with it.
But I'm... I've seen enough shit like this.
And I'm not letting it happen again!
FUCK! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! I'LL TAKE THE BASTARDIN' KID IN IF I HAVE TO!"

It's become very apparent to you that Yata is quite troubled by this.
You close your eyes and think things through.

>If you truly mean it then... go ahead
>I know how you feel but this but we both know it must be done
>Other? (write-in)

>>1965227
>>If you truly mean it then... go ahead

>>1965227
>I know how you feel but this but we both know it must be done
this is the option to kill it right? we need to kill it dead

>>1965227
>>>If you truly mean it then... go ahead
Lets save the godling

>>1965227
>>If you truly mean it then... go ahead

>>1965227
>>If you truly mean it then... go ahead
Just don't dissect him yata

>>1965227
>If you truly mean it then... go ahead.

>>1965227

>If you truly mean it then... go ahead

Technically an innocent life, don't see a reason to pull a cell on him.

Besides let's be honest, besides his wife strapping him down to a table and riding him til she breaks his pelvis this is probably the only way the two of them are having a kid.

>>1965227
>If you truly mean it then... go ahead
Have to go with game theory on this one. Gotta show some trust first before anything else.

>>1965252
To be fair Yata has a very real chance for death by snu snu since Rose became immune to his aids

>>1965264
With Rose immune to the Magic aids Yata has, How come he hasn't you know... become a dad yet to anybody but Plot Rock's avatar body?

>>1965268

This magical invention we like to call Condoms.

Also he's a mad scientist, he's not having any kids until he damn well wants to.

>>1965268
Being able to conceive a child and wanting to are two different things.

But they are working on it.
Mostly because Rose says so

>>1965285
I'm so glad you've made background Char's into actual things.

>>1965291
I basically have to.
Given the name and subject of the quest.

Also
>writing

Oh and please roll 3d10.
Best of 3. No DC

Rolled 10, 7, 1 = 18 (3d10)

>>1965298
Rip yata

Rest in Piece German Hollow Quest

>>1965304
What? Why?

Rolled 8, 8, 7 = 23 (3d10)

>>1965298

>>1965306
Its okay its natural causes, old age.

Rolled 1, 6, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>1965298

>>1965310
good roll anon

>>1965310
That'll do

So what were we rolling for exactly?

>>1965326
Hikones treatment and how he reacts to it

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Rubbing the bridge of your nose you recall what is the thing that's driving Yata right now and cave in under the pressure.

*sigh*
"Very well Yata.
If you truly mean what you said then... go ahead.
It's your responsibility now."

"...
Thanks."

You hear the guy then tossing Uraharas phone back to him.
"W-What did you tell him?!"
He asks but he soon gets his answers without you speaking a word.
"Oh Reio hold me!"

Judging by Uraharas reaction that must have been the moment when Yata injected a syringe full of your cell culture into the tube connected to Hikones brain.
For a moment you hear strange static coming from the phone, probably surging reiatsu, but it quickly dies down.

"Okay... just a few small seizures.
Nothing too bad.
Hopefully that will cleanse his brain of whatever filth they filled it with."

"I swear... you hollows are nothing but trouble."
Urahara grumbles to himself as Yatas treatment is starting to work.

"You're just jealous."

"No I'm... Okay maybe a little."

"Hey just to make it a bit easier for you Urahara, next time Yata does something stupid you have my permission to threaten him with telling his wife about his shenanigans.
Now if you'll excuse me I'd like to return to the war at hand.
Kaizar out."

>Pick the next battle

>Harribel
>Aaroniero
>Nnoitora
>Marr
>Quatro Bestias
>Sophia

>>1965371
>Sophia

>>1965371
>>Sophia

>>1965371
>Harribel

>>1965371
>>Sophia

>>1965371
>Sophia

>>1965371
>>Sophia
fuck it, lets see where this goes

>>1965371
>>Aaroniero

>>1965371
>>Sophia

That is a landslide victory for Sophia it seems.

>writing

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A small tear began spreading through space, small enough to go unnoticed by all even the Quincy.
Slowly but surely markings shaped like flat teeth began growing out of this tear and soon enough the Garganta opened up.
From the bowels of the abyss two figures stepped through, one small and one tall.

"Phew... we made it!
Thanks again Sophia!
And uh... let's keep this a secret from your dad okay?"

"Of course.
You don't need to worry about it.
I wanted to come here anyway."

"Heh! Such a good girl!"
Kurosaki Isshin then crouched down and ruffled the little girls hair.
"I wish my girls were more like you.
All they seem to be doing is insulting me.
Well... erm...
Are you sure you'll be okay on your own?"

"Do not worry.
I am not alone."
Sophia then unbuttons her pocket and a tiny axolotls head pops out of it

"I see.
Just be careful, okay?"

She nods.
"Will do."

"Well... see ya'!"

And with that Kurosaki Isshin took off in order to assist his former allies.
Meanwhile Sophia looked around the area and then she took out her pet from her pocket and put him down.

"Okay Wiggles.
Remember: Get to Father and tell him I'm here.
This is very important. Do you understand?"
Wiggles did not respond and instead he turned around and began walking in the direction of Kaizar Soize.
"Good.
Now then...
Where are you brother?"

>>1965460
well duh, 1st she is the child of two of the strongest arrancar to ever exist, 2nd we might actually get to see some of her true strength and 3rd she is the PC's daughter of course we would want to see her kick ass

>>1965546
>Wiggles did not respond and instead he turned around and began walking in the direction of Kaizar Soize.

THE BEAST IS LOOSE!

HIDE YO QUINCY WIVES AND CHILDREN!

>>1965564
Of course.
I just thought there would be more of an outrage about her being here

>>1965546
oooooh boy Kaizar is gonna strangle somebody. Isshin to be specific. And strangle is putting it gently.

>>1965569
She's a big girl, and besides. We're still hollows. If she dies, she becomes a Soul Reaper and we kidnap her. She literally cannot escape us.

>>1965577
>>1965569

...Of course if anything were to happen to here, you would have our undying hatred.

>>1965569
have any idea of how she'll look like when she gets older? I can imagine her looking like ramlethal in her teens, but how about as an adult? Or is that secret?

>>1965644
>ramlethal
That's about right.

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>>1965644
And I just realized that I had the perfect pic for it and I forgot to link

>>1965690
Our daughter looks like a whore.

>>1965690

Kaizar would have a heart attack if he saw his little girl dressed like that.

>>1965697
>>1965700
That's ramlethal.

Sophia is too fond of pants and shirts to ever dress like this.
But if she did Kaizar would indeed get an aneurism

So are we ever gonna find out whats off about our daughter? I mean she can say the monk's name without consequences and acts like an adult rather than a child .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRs

The 7th Division grounds:
A great battle has broken out between two juggernauts which decimated the entire area around them.

"Bankai"

From the moment that word left the Quincys mouth Captain Kommamura has been at a loss for words.
First a part of his very soul got stolen from him by the enemy.
And now he had to watch that same power being used against him and his men.
With his division in shambles and many of his soldiers lying on the ground either dead or severely injured he can't help but scream in pain as he struggles against his own Bankai, Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō.

"Aww come one Doggy! You can do it!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kommamura keeps crying as he desperately tries to protect his men from his own Bankais destruction.
But with only his shikai he doesn't stand a chance.

His opponent, Bambietta Basterbine, just smiles at this and increases the force behind her sword by just a bit again.
The cries of the Captain make her smile with glee.
But that smile is far from the mile wide smile she started out with.
"Haaaaa...
Well this is getting boring to watch I guess I'll wrap this up!"

She pulls back the sword in her hand and the giant standing behind her follows her motions.
With Kommamuras bankai at the ready Bambietta swings with all of her mind.
Sajin witnessing this let out a single tear.
He knew he had no chance against that attack, he knew that the only reason why he lasted this long was because his opponent wanted it to.
Still... He tightened his grip around his Zanpakuto and raised it once more.
He may lose, he may fall and he may die but he will not go out without a fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IrctGu3irw

But as the shadow of Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō eclipsed the sun Kommamura saw a figure leap in front of him.
He recognized that man.

"GUARD! Hachibi Ryu!"
He cried out and his Zanpakuto transformed.

The gargantuan blade has reached them.
Two shikai cried in pain as they grinded against the giants sword.
And somehow, by some miracle they stopped the attack.

This both shocked and infuriated Bambietta.
"W-WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

Takeshi looked back at Sajin and smiled.
"S-Sorry for being late Captain!"

"T-Takeshi-kun!"
Sajin grunted as he still held about two thirds of his Bankais weight.

Bambietta grew more agitated by this.
"HEY! ASSHOLE!
I ASKED YOU SOMETHING!"

But Takeshi ignored her and turned to Captain Kommamura.
"C-Captain..."
He whispered.
"When she pulls back..."

After they discussed their plan Bambietta grew increasingly furious about the shinigami ignoring her.
She pulled back Kokujō Tengen Myō'ōs blade and prepared to strike again.
However once the giant hand didn't obstruct her vision she saw Kommamura lifting Takeshi into the air.

>>1965176
Hold up, didn't we kill the fucker that was trying to indoctrinate him?

If he hasn't been given any active commands, and the person who was to give the commands has been ganked to death, doesn't he have a reasonable chance of not being a tool?

>>1965565
hope ywach doesnt get in his way.

>>1965716
There is absolutely nothing "off" about her. She's a perfect little angel and if you talk like that again I will eat your kidneys.

>>1965753

Get in line.

>>1965716
The idea behind her being able to say his name is that she's an innocent child.

As for her mannerism, she's the child of Kaizar and Harribel. That's all.

But you will find out what's really wrong with her soon enough

>>1965734
Basically he was "addicted" to the fucker.
If he heard that he died because of you he wouldn't rest until he guts you like a fish

>>1965716
She's just spiritually huge and has a natural deadpan that could put Steven Wright to shame.

>>1965713
We'll luckily or unluckily? she didn't inherit her mother's sense of dress.

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Not being capable of making heads or tails of the situation Bambietta just gasped.
"H-Huh?"

"GO! TAKESHI!"

Using all of his might Kommamura threw the young shinigami with all of his might into the air.
At first Bambietta put up her guard in response to the shinigami flying at her but once she realized he completely missed her she lowered her guard.

"HAH!
Serves you right you idiot shinigami!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQwxKpu-HfA

But neither of her opponents responded to her as they were too focused on their real objective.
Takeshi gritted his teeth and tightened his grip on Hachiby Ryu as he flew straight at Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō.
He struggled against the G forces pushing against him as well as the weight of his blade but by the time he reached the giant he was ready.

CRASH

The heavy blade struck the chest armor of the massive construct and like a meteors impact it created quite a large crater in it.
As the symbiotic link between the Bankai and the user finally activated Bambietta quickly reached for her chest and gasped in agony.
Clutching her chest she fell to her knees and began coughing up blood as Takeshi slowly fell to the ground.

"W- *gasp* Wha- *gasp* What-"

"You stole the wrong bankai Quincy...
All damage inflicted on Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō is reflected onto the user.
That means you."

"O-Oh really?!"
Bambietta regained her composure and forced her body to stand up.
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO!"
She raised her foot and prepared to stomp on the shinigami before her feet.

"TAKESHI-KUN!"

Bambietta stomped with all of her might so when her foot stopped she barely even noticed that something was wrong.
Under the mighty boots of the giant stood one small figure with blonde hair and dark skin, effectively holding the beast with but one hand.

"Found you big brother."

"S-Sophia!"

The little girl then quickly pushed upwards with her hand and sent the colossus high into the sky.
"WHAT THE?!"
Both Bambietta and the Shinigami shouted in surprise.

"I'll deal with the bad woman now.
Take your doggo to safety."

"R-Right..."
Still unable to comprehend what's happening Takeshi went to Captain Kommamura while Sofia readied her sword.

>Focus on taking out the giant
>Attack the Quincy
>Stay defensive and analyze the opponent
>Other? (write-in)

>>1965852
>Stay defensive and analyze the opponent

>>1965852
>>Attack the Quincy

>>1965852
>Focus on taking out the giant

Dead giant means dead Bambi

>>1965852
>Stay defensive and analyze the opponent

>>1965852
>>Stay defensive and analyze the opponent

>>1965852
>Stay defensive and analyze the opponent

>>1965852
>>Stay defensive and analyze the opponent

Find the weak point, and then strike!

Very well then.

Roll 3d10
Best of 3: DC 16 ; Crit 24

Also
>writing

Rolled 7, 10, 9 = 26 (3d10)

>>1965937
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>>1965942

>>1965945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxF4v5asYNc

AMEN

Rolled 6, 3, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>1965937

Rolled 5, 5, 1 = 11 (3d10)

>>1965937

>>1965951
Oh sweet! I didn't even know this came out! Thanks senpai

>>1965942
There is no escaping sophia.

>>1965958
The new episode is out as well Bossman, Enjoy it. Its a reward for the fact we get to see a cute little loli bully a giant and a whore.

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Sophia looked at the Quincy before her and grabbed the sword on her back.
She did not break eye contact nor did she blink as she drew her massively long sword.

For some reason Bambietta felt cold shivers run along her spine as she gazed into the golden eyes of the little girl before her.
"H-Hey hey...
The hell is this?"

"You..."
Sophia spoke up.
"You hurt these people.
You took pleasure in their pain.
And worst of all... you hurt my brother.
I have judged. Your sentence... is death."

With her sword free from its confines Sophia held it out in front of her horizontally.
Its deadly gleam managed to implant a deep fear into Bambiettas heart.
Still she was conscious enough to respond to the threat.

"D-Death? For a little bitch you got some funny jokes!
And how exactly do you want to do that if you'll just stand there?"

Sophia did not respond and instead began channeling her energy.
Her golden eyes flared up and her reiatsu spiked almost instantaneously.
The pressure of her energy washed over Bambietta like a wall of wind.
Now the Sternritter could feel sweat escaping her body.

That pressure, that overwhelming might terrified her.
No longer capable of speaking she let out a fierce scream and raised her sword.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcwo7BuK-1k

Assuming a ready stance Sophia welcomed the incoming attack.
With both hands tightly wrapped around the hilt of her blade she lowered her blade and swung upward.
The sound of the two blades colliding was more akin to an explosion than to that of swords and it whipped up just about as much dust as well.
Once the smoke cleared Bambiettas eyes opened wide in shock.

"It... bounced?"

Now instead of controlling the giant its body was the one dragging the Quincy with it.
Bambietts arms arched backwards and she could feel her tendons painfully tensing up as her limbs moved backwards uncontrollably.
After a bit she did manage to recover and she lowered her arm only to see her blade.

"T-This... can't..."

A straight line reaching to about half of the blade width was cut into her sword and from it numerous cracks spread throughout the weapon.
It was only by some miracle that the thing didn't just snap in half.
By the looks of the damage it looks like she just tried to cut a steel pipe in half with her sword.

"I-Impossible!"
She gasped some more.

"What's wrong?"
Sophia responded.
"It's not broken yet...
Keep swinging."

"Why you little!"
Bambietta cursed and raised her weapon before herself and placed her free hand upon it.
"I'll show you broken!"
She began channeling reiryoku into her blade in an effort to repair it but to no avail.
"WHAT?!"
She looked up at the giant behind her.
"T-This thing!
THIS IS USELESS!"

She was unable to repair her own sword without fixing the damage to Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō as well.
And that'd take too much energy out of her.

>>1966095
https://youtu.be/wj2eix1bYrc?t=2

>>1966095
holy mother of fuck sophia is bullshit, shes clearly inherited kaizars bullshit powers.

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All of a sudden the giant towering behind the female sternritter slowly fades away from existence as she stops using it.
Then she grabs hold of her hat and the quincy cross on it begins to glow brightly.
Soon afterwards a pillar of reishi erupts from her body and begins to envelop the surrounding area.

"VOLLSTÄNDIG: ADRIEL!"

With a halo proudly floating above her head and a pair of hawk like wings Bambietta stared down the hollow girl under her.

"I was gonna go easy on you because you are a little girl.
But now... I'm gonna make you suffer.
And then I'm gonna turn this whole place into ground fucking zero!"

"Less swearing more fighting."

"As you wish...
Die."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G1EJ716AlQ

By flapping her wings Bambietta created dozens upon dozens of ball shaped masses of reishi, all of which started making their way towards Sophia.
The little girl noticed this and after stabbing her sword into the ground began unleashing a furious barrage of Balas aimed at the projectiles.
Seeing this Bambietta immediately activated Blut Vene and focused her entire pool of reiryoku into it as her bombs started going off dangerously close to her.

After the smoke cleared and all of the bombs exploded Sophia stared at her airborne opponent.
"So they were bombs...
Contact bombs on top of that."

"Y-You... YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

Using Hirenkyaku the furious Bambietta closed the gap between herself and Sophia.
Appearing behind the little girl she raised her sword and fired off a volley of regular Heilig Pfeil.
But Sophias Pesquísa alerted her of the coming danger and so she vaulted forward, towards her sword.

Aiming at the pommel of her sword she extended one arm and did a hand stand while the blade was still embedded in the ground.
Pressing hard against her weapon she used it to spring herself straight towards the Quincy.
Vaulting over the Quincy and dodging most of her projectiles Sophia kicked the angry Sternritter in the face as she fell to the ground.
And just as her opponent got dazed she quickly formed a Cero and unleashed it at her opponent.

As the crimson wave of energy washed over her Bambietta got sent flying and she tumbled several times before she managed to recover.
Now standing on her two feet once more she looks at Sophia with the rage of a thousand red hot suns.
"You BITCH!"

This time it's Sophia who actually looked annoyed.
"I just about had it with you and your swearing..."
She walked up to her sword and quickly pulled it free from the ground.

>Use something really powerful to teach her some manners
>Activate your Resurrección
>With her moves analyzed it's about time to use some water
>Other? (write-in)

>>1966227
>With her moves analyzed it's about time to use some water

>>1966227
>>With her moves analyzed it's about time to use some water

>>1966227
>>Use something really powerful to teach her some manners
seriously, if quincies weren't asshats and were at least polite about things most of the hollows probably wouldn't have anywhere near the amount of problems they do with them, every single quincy seems like an uncouth fool.

>>1966227
>With her moves analyzed it's about time to use some water

>>1966227
>With her moves analyzed it's about time to use some water

>>1966227
>>With her moves analyzed it's about time to use some water

That's an interesting choice.
I thought you'd be a bit more interested in Sophias resurrección but this works as well

Roll 3d10 to determine how hard Bambi gets fucked
Best of 3
DC: 14 Crit: 22

Rolled 5, 6, 2 = 13 (3d10)

>>1966289

Rolled 3, 6, 3 = 12 (3d10)

>>1966289

Rolled 10, 9, 8 = 27 (3d10)

>>1966289

Rolled 1, 1, 5 = 7 (3d10)

>>1966289

Rolled 8, 9, 1 = 18 (3d10)

>>1966289
Let's go! Crit pls.

>>1966095
Man, Captain Doggo's bankai really is garbage

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>>1966312
>>1966302
>>1966309
That... clutch

>>1966312
I thinks that's an 11 on a scale of 1-10 for getting fucked.

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>>1966312
ayy lmao

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>>1966312

>>1966322
>tfw daughter is just like us

>>1966289
Ressurecion on a scrub? Why would we do that? Unless you want us to leave nothing behind....

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>>1966312

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>>1966397
>scrub
A sternritter is a sternritter. No matter how hard they job

And it looks like you won't leave anything behind anyway so...

>>1966442
I mean, I want soul society to still be standing after, you know?

>>1966462

I couldn't give less of a fuck.

The only reason I give a crap is because our past life wife lives here with our son. If it wasn't for that the bastards could burn in the shit covered bed they made for all I'd care.

>>1966462
This... is actually a valid point.
I concede

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For the first time in quite a while Sofias typical reserved appearance gave way and her anger was shown.
She frowned hard as she began clutching her sword with one hand while forming the other into a fist.
After a deep breath she began yelling.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

Bambietta who was still standing on the ground could feel the very earth shaking underfoot even though Sophias reiatsu did not increase a bit.
It felt as if the soil itself was shaking in fear.
Then came the second scream after a brief pause.
This time it was even louder.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

As fear began to take hold of Bambiettas mind she felt like light was slowly being drained from the world. And she was right.
Quickly she jerked her head upward and saw that the clear sky that was present but a minute ago was gone and in its place was a rolling black mass of quite violent looking clouds.
She stared into the storm itself and she could swear that it looked like the face of death itself was looking down at her from atop those thunder clouds.

Soon enough bright flashes of light could be seen dancing across the blackened sky and the rumbling sound of thunder soon followed them.
Only moments afterwards Bambietta could feel it.
Heavy rain drops began to pellet the entire Seireitei and even some parts of the Rukongai.
Bambietta strained her senses in a desperate attempt to figure out what the rains purpose is but she couldn't find anything.
It was regular old drops of water, nothing more and nothing less.
She couldn't even feel any excess reiryoku coming from them.

"What the-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxQPw650VkE

"Now you can't use your bombs..."
Sophia spoke up.

"HUH?!"
The shock on Bambiettas face was obvious.

"Your bombs explode on contact.
Unless you want to kill yourself I suggest not using them.
Also..."

Sophia pulled her free hand back and thrust her palm out.
Suddenly the raindrops she touched began accelerating towards Bambietta at an alarming rate.
She attempted to raise her defenses but a few droplets managed to hit their mark before the girl could activate Blut Vene.
As Bambietta looked down she saw red spots appearing on her uniform wherever the water hit her.
Only her capillary vessels were harmed so the bleeding wasn't serious.... but it was there.

And when the Sternritter raised her head back up to look at her opponent she saw nothing.
Suddenly she felt a numb but powerful pain coming from her abdominal region as Sophia drove her pommel into Bambiettas guts.

Bambietta couldn't help but hunch forward as she wheezed in pain.
Only one thought dominated her mind: There was no sound.
She didn't hear the ominous sound of Sonído. The girl got faster because of the water.

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>>1966507

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>1966507

Well this can possibly be game over for all quincys now. We just have to enrich the storm with our goo and bam, micro hollow organisms soak in with the rain across the entire seireitai covering all the quincys.

>>1966567

Our entire group of close friends and family is just a walking bag of potential war crimes and I fucking love it.

>>1966567
I wonder if our wife could pull that off? Whether just by herself or with us...

>>1966507
>Millenia old psychopath bomber gets blown the fuck out by a little girl

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"Here I go!"

Sophia then began walking towards her opponent with her sword raised.
Once she got in the Odachis effective range she began swinging her sword wildly.
In response to that Bambietta quickly had to form an additional sword so she could block with two of them.

Left, right, left, right, left, right.
The sequence never changed, only the targets of the attacks.
Torso, legs, arms none were spared.
Only through a mixture of her swordsmanship and Blut Vene could Bambietta withstand the little girls rush.

But then Bambietta noticed something.
As the attack dragged on and on something gradually changed.
Sophias sword did not react to the water naturally as it seemed to attract the individual drops of rain until they formed a heavy coating around the sword.
The excess weight didn't seem to slow her down one bit and instead it only reinforced her striking power.
Bambietta was slowly but surely being overwhelmed.

I need to get out of here!

That was the one line that began to dominate her mind.
If she did not break free she'd surely die.

And so the old saying of "Desperate times call for desperate measures" rang truer than ever to Bambietta.
In a last ditch effort she poured all of her power into Blut Vene and created an explosive right in front of herself.
The blast was immediate but not very powerful.
Still it cleared the way for Bambi and she took to the skies.

Moving as fast as she could she flew straight into the storms.
The potential of being struck by lightning was great but she had to take that chance.
The odds of her survival were still greater up there than down with that monster.
Now all she needed to do was create an explosion violent enough to clear the skies for a bit so she can amass all of her power into one MASSIVE bomb and obliterate that little cunt and anyone even remotely associated with her.

However Sophia also had something to say about that.
She simply pointed her sword skywards and at Bambietta.
With both of her hands on the grip she spoke up.

"Wasserspeer..."

Suddenly all the water she accumulated around her blade shot out in a straight line.
The stream of water hardly reached the width of Sophias thumb but its speed more than made up for it.
Striking the underside of Bambiettas right wing the stream penetrated her effortlessly.
Once her hit was confirmed Sofia moved her sword upward and to the left, cutting off one of her wings and obliterating her halo in the process.

"H-Huh?"
The Sternritter barely had time to react to what happened to her before her Vollständig began to crumble away.

>>1966618

Our little girl's plucking angels from the sky like it's a fucking hobby.

I, I think I'm crying tears of pride right now.

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>>1966618
>Bambietta's FW

Slowly but surely the female Sternritter lost all the velocity that carried her upward.
And without her wings or her Vollständig she had to use Hirenkyaku in order to safely land on the ground without suffering any serious injury.

Not being able to stand anymore from the exertion Bambietta fell to her knees and panted heavily.
She looked up as she heard the sound of Sophia walking over to her through several puddles.

"It seems that halo is the key to your powers."

"L-Lucky shot!"

"Maybe.
But it doesn't change the end result."

*pant* *pant*
"You're right!"
Bambietta spits on the ground and then throws her arms to the side and presents her chest to her opponent.
"Just do me a favor and don't leave my body lying around.
Eat it. Fuck it. Burn it. I don't care.
Just don't let my team get it! Please..."

>If that's your last request then I accept (Kill her)
>Knock her out and capture her
>Other? (write-in)

>>1966671
>Knock her out and capture her

>>1966671
>>Other? (write-in)

Why?

If the reason is good enough then we'll kill her like she requested, but I'd rather get an answer from her first.

(It's because of the Zombie bitch right?)

>>1966671
>>Other? (write-in)
Sever the spinal cord in her lower back THEN capture her

>>1966671
>Knock her out and capture her
nope fuck you, you get too be a god damn zombie and like it, then we will nuke them too.

>>1966690

Also good.

>>1966671
>>If that's your last request then I accept (Kill her)

>>1966690
Good idea.

>>1966707
Wait, don't quincies hace a thing where they can puppeteer themselves? In that case, does severing their spinal columns even matter?

>>1966725
1: It fucking hurts
2: It fucking hurts A LOT
3: It's a pain in the fucking ass
4: Ransotengai takes a fuckton of energy and concentration

>>1966725

This >>1966732

But if it's that much of a problem I suppose we can chop off her arms and legs before we take her.

Hard to puppet anything without limbs.

>>1966738
In that case the correct phrase would be: Hard to puppeteer if you have nothing to control

Because Ransotengai is controlled with the mind

>>1966689
yes

Also
>writing

"Why?"

"All I can say is that they do messed up stuff to those of us who die.
I may hate it but I'm no traitor! So I won't tell you more than that."

Sophia sighed and walked forward to the defeated Sternritter.
She took both of her small hands and grabbed hold of each side of Bambiettas head.
As Sophia looked deep into the eyes of hers she spoke up.

"I heard your request.
Don't worry."

"H-Hey thanks.
I know I'm a cunt bu-"

And with that Sophia whipped her head back and slammed it against the forehead of Bambietta as hard as she could, knocking her out instantly.
Once she fell over like a sack Sophia attempted to drag her to a more secluded area.
Unfortunately for her two people showed up soon afterwards.

"SOFIA!"
One of the figures called out.

"Brother I'm here."

"Oh thank god!"
Takeshi rushed ahead and hugged his little sister.
"Are you alright? We saw those huge clouds and all those explosions!
What happened? Did you chase her away?"

Sophia shaked her head and pointed to the side.
"She's there. I beat her."

The bipedal dogs jaw dropped after hearing this.
"I-I can't believe it!
Such a young child did that?
Wait! She's alive?!"

"Hmph... I captured her, yes.
She's my prisoner now."
Takeshi looks at the little girl next to him in shock.
He could hardly believe her beating that woman but to subjugate her like that is ridiculous.
"Anyway it's good that you are here.
I need your help with securing her."

"O-Oh right. You want me to tie her down?"

"No.
Bindings won't do much good.
It's better to paralyze her temporarily by cutting the lower half of her spinal cord.
I know where to do it, my teacher showed me, but I'm too squeamish."

"S-Sophia! That's not temporal paralysis!
If you do that you'll cripple her for life!"

"Not true.
Father can fix it. He always fixes things."

"S-Still I can-"

"Takeshi-kun...
I'll do it."

"Captain?!"

"Oh? You will big doggo?"

Sajin nods at that.
"If you show me where then I will."

"Right... follow me!"

>>1966876
>sophia doesn't care about horrible maimings cause we exist
dawwww.

>>1966876

And just like that the doggo has risen a few rungs on the old opinion ladder.

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Meanwhile not too far from here.

The battle between Lady Sophia and the Sternritter has concluded.
As expected Lady Sophia had won.
This pleased Wiggles as he kept scuttling along the many destroyed paths of this strange land.
Of course there was no possible way for the young lady to lose but it's only natural for one to worry about those that are important.
So says the Captain to calm himself.

Up until now he didn't have many troubles with the Quincy and even when he did he simply obliterated the few unfortunate Soldat that crossed his path.
But little did he know, that was about to change.

He abruptly stops in his path as his sixth sense, no not reiryoku sensing that's his seventh, alerts him of an incoming threat.

Wiggles stands in place and awaits the incoming enemy with grace.
Within moments the sound of metal repeatedly hitting stone could be heard.
And from one corridor it appeared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqrLR7wHAS0

With somewhat long black hair and an obvious aura of nobility the enemy has shown itself.
Judging by its spiritual pressure alone Wiggles assumed that this must be one of if not THE most powerful warrior the Quincy Army has under its disposal.
These two titanic beings need not share words with one another.
They both know deep down that they are enemies and that they must fight...

>>1966994
WIGGLES NO. RUN YOU FOOL. DON'T DO THIS

>>1966876
>too squeamish

I refuse to believe this isn't some sort of excuse so that she doesn't look bad in front of her brother.

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Master... If I don't make it out of here alive... I want you to know that I shall carry your memory with myself no matter how many times I must reincarnate...

With that little prayer of his Wiggles began walking up to his enemy.

And in response to his advancement the enemy also began to march.
A step with his first leg... then the second...
And the third and finally the fourth.

They now stood face to face...

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>>1966994
BEAT HIS ASS WIGGLES

>>1967021
WIGGLES, WHY.

>>1967021

THE BEAST CALLS FOR BLOOD!

FEAST ON HIS CORPSE WIGGLES LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND!

>>1967021
KICK HIS ASS WIGGLES, DO MASTER PROUD, HE ALREADY TOOK AN ARM, YOU GOT THIS.

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>>1967021
LETS FUCKING GO

>wiggles vs ywach's horse

LEVIATHAN DEMANDS BLOODSHED IN THE NAME OF HIS ADORABLE SQUISHY LITTLE FACE!

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As they stared each other down they remained silent.
The sanctity of battle must not be disturbed.

Since he was the first on the battlefield it was customary for Wiggles to begin.
His eyes began emitting a strange purplish glow while his gills began spewing super dense reishi into the surrounding area.
He blasted his spiritual pressure at his current maximum in a show of strength and dominance.

The horse was impressed.
With a snort and a few clops of its hooves it also began focusing its reiryoku.
Much like with Wiggles the horses eyes began to glow and its mane turned into azure blue flames.

It began.

With a loud neigh it raised its front hooves and as divine flames began enveloping them it stomped down at the tiny lizard.
The ground cracked and the earth quaked under the horses mighty strength.
But Wiggles stood his ground.
He raised his tiny bubble like shield and blocked the first attack successfully.

With a flash from his eyes Wiggles unleashed a shockwave of energy that blew the horse back.
Reeling from the blast the equine villain struggled to regain its balance but it ultimately succeeded.
Shocked by this amount of power it finally spoke up in a rather feminine voice.

"Incredible...
I did not realize the enemy had mighty warriors as yourself!"

"Likewise serah..."

"Tell me your name stranger so I may remember it."

"Wiggles... Captain Wiggles."

"Well met Captain.
I am Trickster! Sternritter Alpha and Omega!
THE BEGINNING AND THE END!"

The horse then began whipping her head around and unleashing her fiery mane.
In response to that Wiggles pushed his upper body away from the ground and stood on his hind legs.
As tongues of fire began encircling him he created his typical bubble but as he focused on it the construct expanded and contorted.
By the time he was finished he managed to create an apparition in his own image.
However with the addition of a pair of wings and claws it looked more like a mighty dragon.
The horse was obviously taken back by this.

With a deep breath Wiggles let out his warcry which the dragon around him mimicked.
"SQUEEEEE!"

Letting out her own battlecry the horse began running at full speed right at the good Captain.
When Tricksters head collided with the mighty fist of Wiggles a brilliant white explosion engulfed the entire area.
Once everything in a one square mile radius got demolished the victor was obvious.

Wiggles stood above the bleeding out horse and listened to its final words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z96ModuOAQY

"I can't believe it...
I followed my Master faithfully.
He was a great man, worthy of respect.
We should have won.
Tell me... how are you this mighty?"

"You are not the only one who follows a good Master.
I also fought for mine."

"Heh... At least... the battle was hard fought and... glorious!"

Wiggles turned around and began walking away.
"Yeah..."

"You lie...
You had strength to spare...
Heh... farewell... Captain."

>>1967193

Ride free in the halls of Valhalla you magnificent Mare. o7

>>1967193
this war is only still being fought because wiggles does not yet wish to end it

Leaving the crater he made Wiggles slowly and sadly made his way back to his master.
He thought long and hard about the whys and the hows of this world.

Why do people have to fight?
Why is it that good men have to lose their lives for someone elses ambitions?
How come that it is always the innocent and the good that suffer most?
Am... I on the right side?

"Oh... Wiggles?
How come you're here?!"
Kaizar reached down and picked up his pet.
"Hey... you're hurt!
Let me take a look at that!"

Oh Master... My wonderful Master...
Sometimes I wonder... Why did fate choose for me to be at your side?
Was I truly the one who could serve you best?
And... if I never had these gifts...

"SQUEEEE!"

"What?! Sophia's HERE?!
ISSHIN!"

"S-Squeee!"

"And you did what?!
Oh no... Oh nonono!"
Kaizar then put his axolotl into his front pocket where he likes to stay.
"Come on buddy... you can rest now."

Oh Master... how could I have doubted you?
...
I love you.

And that's a wrap everybody.
I hope you enjoyed it.

As usual the archive's up and I'll see you folks next week

>>1967253
on a scale of one to fear eater how pissed is kaizar at isshin right now?

>>1967268
Two whole kicks to the balls with Assault Mode but not Schnellgang

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>>1967240
Wiggles is too pure for this world.

>>1967253

See ya next week spooks, thanks for the ride!

>>1967279
he really is the best.

>>1967278
I assume we're saving that for the Monk

>>1967240
Captain Wiggles is the greatest gift a hollow could ask for.

Captain Wiggles is the single greatest thing to happen to this quest. Ever.

God I need to go and re-read the thread where we got him from.

None of us could have predicted this.

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>>1967278

Everything about this thread is glorious. Everyone in Kaizar's family is maximum overbest. Takeshi, though, needs to work on his resolve more. C'mon lad, can't let your brother get any more of a lead on you.

>>1969809
He literally just jumped in front of a Captains Bankai as a fourth seat and got launched at the massive fuck-off monster as a living cannonball.

Ease up on the lad a bit

>>1969946
that was pretty bad ass, but he still needs to train up. his sister is about 1/10th his age and took out a Sternritter like nothing

>>1969966
Yes but that's because she is the child of Hallibel and Kaiser. She's concentrated bullshit.

>>1969946
Yeah but Komamura is like, the worst captain. And he has like, the worst bankai. Being Komamura is suffering. He's the biggest guy, but still not the strongest because Kenny is around. His Kido is shit. His shunpo is shit. His Hakuda is shit. His swordmanship is shit. Even his raw energy is only middling. He's only tougher than anyone other than the bullshit-tier captains by virtue of being huge and fluffy. Komamura is basically a Toshiro who is able to get beat up more instead of having projectile attacks.

And his bankai is big, slow, dumb, and dumb again. It'd be more useful as a construction tool than a weapon.

I fucking love Captain Wiggles

>>1973855
And he loves all of you in return

>>1969992
Thats not excuse for skipping out on training. We need to get joint ownership of him and drag him to train in Mexico.

>>1974281
...

Okay fine.
You want Takeshi? I'll give it to you!

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!

2 Omakes this week:
>more Shini-sonny training / bullying
>and... something else

>>1974447
AYYY MORE BULLY TRAINING. FUCK YA.

>>1974447
Yoooo. I wonder who will tease the boyo this time.

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Omake #1: Takeshis turmoil

Several weeks before the Thousand Year Bloodwar:

"Thank you for helping me take care of this."
Lieutenant Hisagi Shuhei spoke up to his two subordinates as he carried a stack of boxes filled with heavy and valuable equipment.

"No problem Lieutenant!"
3rd seat Chisato Momochi responded.

"I can't see..."
As did 4th seat Takeshi Momochi.

Shortly after their little exchange the trio have arrived at the 10th division compound where the one who requested their assistance was already waiting for their arrival.
Standing just outside the main gate of the barracks Lieutenant Matsumoto Rangiku greeted the three shinigami.

"Ah Hisagi! I knew I could count on you!
Thank you so much!"

"Hehe. No problem Rangiku-san!
Anytime!
So erm... where do you want these?"

"Oh just put them down wherever.
I'll gather the men to take it inside!"
With that Rangiku gave a wink to Shuhei.

"Whipped..."
Takeshi murmured to himself to which his mother responded by jamming her elbow into her sons side.

"Quiet you!"

As they carefully place the valuable items down onto the ground Lieutenant Matsumoto quietly pulls young Takeshi to the side.
He was a bit shocked by this but he did not respond out of fear of what the Lieutenant might do to him.
Now with the blonde woman standing before him and twirling locks of her hair around her finger Takeshi swallowed hard as Rangiku spoke up.

"Hey Takeshi-kun...
I've noticed your nice... big muscles over there and I've gotta say..."
She leaned in closer and whispered to the boy, her moist breath sent shivers down his spine.
"I love a man who who knows how to take care of himself and...
What do you say you... me and a romantic dinner today?
You know... get to know each other better."

As Lieutenant Matsumoto moves away from Takeshi the young boy looks around a bit and from the corner of his eye he can see Lieutenant Hisagi holding out his hands in front of him and practically on the verge of tears with his mother patting his back gently and telling "There, there Lieutenant".

With a deep breath Takeshi looked straight into the older womans blue eyes and spoke up.

"I... appreciate the gesture Lieutenant Matsumoto...
However I am aware of your disposition towards my father and know that you just want to get back at him.
So... until you genuinely make me an offer like this I'll have to politely refuse."
With that he bowed slightly and moved away.
"If you'll excuse me."

As he got back to his mother and his superior he spoke to them.
"Let's get out of here."

With all members of the 9th division out of the picture Rangiku finally could show her frustration.
A vein practically popped open in her forehead as she took out her phone.
"THAT BRAT!"

She began furiously typing something under the name of "SWA Talking points"
It read: Takeshi Momochi

>>1981791
>swa talking points

pls explain

Also, poor rangiku. Cant /ss/ these shotas

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"WHY?!"
A manly cried could be heard for miles around the Seireitei.
"WHY HIM AND WHY NOT ME?!"
Hisagi sobbed as his third seat tried to comfort him.

"Aww come on lieutenant!
It's not like Takeshi cucked you or anything!
Only almost!"

"WAAAAAAA!
I WANNA DIE!"
Hisagi then quickly turned to the young boy.
"HOW COULD YOU REJECT HER LIKE THAT?!"

"Erm... wouldn't it upset you if I did?"

"YES BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
HOW COULD YOU?!"

"W-Would you have accepted if you knew she just wanted to use you?"

"YES!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I- I mean MANY PEOPLE WOULD KILL FOR A CHANCE LIKE THAT?!"

"Personally-"
Chisato spoke up.
"I don't see what's such a big deal about her.
I mean yeah... her boobs are big enough to turn even the straightest girls gay but other than that..."

"Yeah like you are one to talk Mohter.
You don't even need a bra-"

But before her son could finish his sentence Chisato hopped into the air and clobbered her son so hard his head hit the ground.
"HEY! ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT HAVING LESS CURVES THAN A STRAIGHT LINE!"

>Later in the 4th Division Barracks:

"There."
Captain Unohana spoke up as she applied a bandage to Takeshis forehead.
"No signs of concussion so this should be plenty enough."

"Thank you Captain Unohana!"
Chisato spoke up as she repeatedly hit her sons back harder and harder.
"Sometimes I wonder how this stupid boy of mine hasn't killed himself yet!
I mean he's so clumsy he can fall face first into concrete for crying out loud!"

"Third Seat Momochi..."

"Yes Captain?"

"Could you leave for a moment?
I need to talk things over with your son about his medical history and as you know that's private information..."

"Oh yes. Sure."
With that Chisato left the room and the Captain was left alone with Takeshi.

"So Captain Unohana what's this about my-"

But he got caught short when the Captain leaned in closer to him and stared directly into his soul.
"Young man...
I'm well aware of your regular visits to Isane...
And if I hear that you did anything to her..."

"C-C-C-Captain I don't know what you are talking about!
I have no foul intentions regarding the Lieutenant I SWEAR!"

"That's what I thought...
Now you walk out through that door and don't speak of this to anyone... ever."

"Y-Yes Captain."

"And next time don't let your mother injure you so easily...
Dismissed!"

"Y-YES!"

>>1981815
"Shinigami Womens Association"

I'm gonna take a quick break while I cook myself some food.
So I'll resume in about 30 minutes

>>1981855
And I'm back

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After that embarrassing encounter and after ditching his own mother Takeshi decided to go and take care of some personal business.
And it just so happened that his business lead him directly to the 2nd division itself.

Since the Second Squad Captain is also the leader of the Stealth Corps it's considerably harder to get inside than into any other division.
So even with his formal request submitted Takeshi still had to wait for hours before he was allowed to even enter the compound.
Once he entered the gates he was subjected to a thorough search and lead into the innermost regions of the division by two masked individuals.

With him finally at the gates of his destination the two figures left his side.
At this point he realized that their task was not to protect him but to make sure he doesn't enter anywhere where they didn't want him to.
Swallowing nervously he knocked on the door and he was invited inside.

Sitting on a beanbag chair Captain Sui Feng was currently in the middle of doing some paperwork so she didn't greet him.
Deciding to sit down on the empty seat in front of the Captain, Takeshi decided not to speak up unless he was spoken to.
Organizing a stack that she just finished Sui Feng finally spoke up.

"Thank you for your patience Third Seat Momochi..."
She set down the stack of reports and looked at the young man in front of her.
"Now then... what business do you have here?
It'a rather unusual for someone of your rank to submit a request for a meeting like this."

Takeshi swallowed hard as he was unsure about how to properly phrase his request.
Unable to come up with anything he decided to be up front with the captain and just said what was on his mind.
"Captain Feng...
I came here to request your assistance!"

The Captain furrowed her brows.
"I gathered that much.
But you must be aware that the Onmitsukido doesn't accept 'requests'.
So unless this is an official-"

"That's not it Captain!
I came to ask a personal favor from you!"

Sui Feng paused for a moment.
"And what would that be?"

"I wish for you to train me!"

"Unacceptable...
The Divisions are segregated for a reason third seat.
If you wish for a Captain class fighter to train you then ask your own Captain and don't waste the time of others!"

"Captain!"

"You are excused third seat..."

"Captain I'm not here to ask the assistance of a Captain!
I came to get help from the fastest shinigami in the Gotei 13!
I need you specifically!"

While under normal circumstances she'd ignore such pointless chatter the boys words caught her interest.
Specifically the part about being "The fastest".
"Go on..."

"Out of the 4 combat skills Hoho is the one I struggle with the most and my speed suffers because of it.
And even though I deeply respect Captain Asato noone can argue your superior skills in Hoho."
Takeshi then placed his forehead on the ground and started begging.
"So please! TEACH ME!"

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Normally this would be the point where Captain Feng would call her guards to remove this foolish man from her presence.
But his honeyed words did please her greatly.
And... she could use him.

So she stood up and looked directly at the boy.
"Follow me..."

"D-Does that mean-"

"No... not a word.
Stay silent and follow me."

He did as she ordered him to do and began walking in the Captains shadow.
On her way Captain Feng stopped and ordered one of her subordinates to inform Lieutenant Omaeda that she requires his presence in the training halls.

As they walk towards the training grounds the Captain spoke up.
"You say you are skilled in everything else other than Hoho, correct?"

"Yes Ma'am!"

"Strongest Bakudo and Hado?"

"Numbers 73 and 78 respectively."

"Without incantation?"

"Yes Ma'am!"

"Strongest Hakuda technique?"

"Tessho."

Despite not reacting to anything that Takeshi said his words surprised the Captain a great deal.
If what he's saying is true then on a technical level he is easily at Lieutenant level.
This alone wasn't enough to convince her but it was plenty to make her curious.

When they arrived at the training hall Lieutenant Omaeda was already waiting for them.
"Oy Captain! You called for me?
...Huh? Who's the twerp?"

"Omaeda! This is 4th Seat Momochi of the 9th division.
I want you to spar with him."

"Heh..."
Omaeda began cracking his knuckles.
"So I have to break this little guy a bit, huh?"

"Correct."
Feng replied.

"C-Captain! That's not what we agreed on!"

"I did not agree to anything.
I told you to follow me and to be quiet!
I'll have you spar with my lieutenant. If you manage to win then I'll consider your request!
If not I'll have you removed from my divisions grounds! Understood?"

"Y-Yes Ma'am..."

"One more thing... You are not allowed to use your shikai.
Either you manage to beat him with Kido, Zanjutsu and Hakudo or nothing.
Got it?"
Then she turns to her lieutenant.
"This does not affect you Omaeda...
You can use whatever you wish.
HOWEVER! If you dare to lose against a 4th seat then you are a disgrace to the Onmitsukido and I'll punish you accordingly."

Omaeda began sweating at that.
"C-C-C-Captain? D-D-D-Do you mean-"

"Yes.
I'll demote you to an unseated officer and have you replaced by someone not completely incompetent!"

Swallowing nervously the Lieutenant drew his sword and shouted.
"CRUSH! GEGETSUBURI!"

With the Lieutenants eyes being bloodshot red it has become clear that he has gone berserk.
He did not waste a second and rushed the young Takeshi with his massive flail like Zanpakuto.

"OH SHI-"
Takeshi cursed as he had to quickly jump out of the way of the enraged maniac.

>tfw Takeshi actually handles women better than his father

Kick Omaeda's fat ass m'boy! You can do it! Cut his fucking head off! Er, too far.

Lieutenant Omaeda was relentless in his assault.
Swing followed swing without a pause or a break in between sequences.
Thankfully it wasn't very fast though so Takeshi could dodge them relatively easily.
Even so, should that spiked ball ever hit him it'd hurt.

After jumping back in order to gain some distance he began analyzing Omaedas movements and he cooked up a plan.
The next time Gegetsuburi came towards him Takeshi was ready.

Ducking under the ball he raised up his sword and thrust it downwards.
As Hachiby Ryu hit the ground it nailed the flails chain to the earth which shocked Omaeda quite a bit.
"H-Hey that's cheating!"

"Bakudo #63: Sajo Sabaku!"
Takeshi pointed at the overweight Lieutenant and unleashed the kido without incantation.

"W-Wha?
You fool! This... kind of... kido... I can..."
As Omaeda struggled to brute force his way out of the binding spell Takeshi raised his hand again.

"Hado #33: Sokatsui!"
Without incantation the blast itself wasn't nearly enough to damage his opponent but it was more than enough to disorient and blind Marechiyo.

Following up his kido assault Takeshi rushed Omaeda and began pummeling his body.
Two straight punches and an elbow to the stomach later the Lieutenant leaned forward in pain.
With him exposed like that Takeshi finished things up by jumping in the air and delivering a spin kick right at Omaedas temple, knocking him out in the process.

As Marechiyos fat body hit and shook the ground Takeshi wiped some sweat off of his forehead and Sui Feng keenly watched.
Grabbing her chin she mused at how easily this fourth seat dispatched her lieutenant.

"Above average strength and finesse...
You have a solid grasp on the 3 basic principles...
But you are indeed painfully slow.
If you faced anyone faster than this lardass then you'd be dead."

"I'm glad you see it now...
So does that mean you'll help?"

"...
No."

"What?!"

"I'm not going to leak out the Onmitsukidos secrets to an-"

But before she could finish her sentence Captain Feng was rudely interrupted by a male voice.
"Ah Takeshi-kun.
I've been looking all over for you."
The familiar black cat spoke up with an envelope in its mouth.

>>1982040
best dyke came to save the day

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Sui Feng paused.
"Y-Y-Y-"

"Ah... Cat.
I was wondering where you've been all this time."

"Doing important cat business.
And I'll have to return to it soon but a friend asked a favor from me.
Here..."
Yoruichi then dropped the envelope into Takeshis hand.

He quickly opened it up and began reading.
"You are hereby invited to the Shinigami Mens Association...
Here is the date and time of our next meeting as well as your complimentary sunglasses..."
Takeshi looked up at the cat with sparks in his eyes.
"AWESOME!"

"Well I got to go Takeshi-kun but I assure you I'll be back and when I am... I'll help you out with your training."

"Thanks cat.
Bye!"

After Yoruichi left the three shinigami were left where they stood.
Takeshi too enamored with his invitation didn't notice Captain Feng clearing her throat and walking up to him.

"You... I changed my mind.
I'll train you."

"Wha-
Erm... thanks?
But why the sudden change Captain?"

"None of your damn business.
And I also have one condition!"

"I'll do anything Captain! Name it!"

"Take off your shirt..."

"W-W-W-Wha?!"

"Take... off... your shirt."
Captain Feng spoke up as she began taking off her Captains Haori and showing her quite revealing uniform.
A bit hesitant at first Takeshi eventually complied once he managed to overcome his nervousness.
"Good... Now I'll show you something."
After taking a deep breath the air around Captain Feng became heavily charged with reiryoku as it began to shoot out of her body in a manner that Takeshi has never seen before.
"This... is called Shunko.
It's not technically an Onmitsu technique because I developed it...
It is a fusion between Kido and Hakuda...
And I'll teach you... on the condition that you come here EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
You miss one and I never want to see you again. Got it?"

Takeshi quickly raised his hand to his head and gave Captain Feng a salute.
"YES CAPTAIN! THANK YOU CAPTAIN!"

"Good...
We begin now!"

And just like that Captain Feng delivered a full powered punch straight into Takeshis exposed gut.
Following that Captain Feng worked out her frustration on the poor boy who began questioning whether or not it was a smart idea to ask the captain for help.

Omake #1: THE END

>>1982070
My God, Father and Son are chick magnet.

>>1982079
Honestly I'm just tossing women at Takeshi until I get a definite reaction like "YES, WE WANT THAT!"

But if that doesn't happen then I actually have a pretty cheeky idea for the poor boy

>>1982094
boy's still growin. Cook me up with them cheeky ideas.

Although going for unohana will be a laugh

>>1982094
with all these women that bully him, lad might end up gay
or just masochistic

>>1982096
I didn't actually plan on Kenpachi like that... although now that I think about it what I did come up with is actually surprisingly similar to it...

Ah fuck it. Here it is:

Quincy

>>1982101
Madman.

which one?

>>1982101
wait wait wait
hold the fucking phone
Quincy?

>>1982094
Well, I really like the direction he and isane are going, but there's that pesky captain of hers...

>>1982104
Not the one with the dick. Because FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't know yet. I had Candice or Liltotto written up but I guess Meninas is another option

>>1982110
Me too but I haven't decided yet

>>1982070
By the time he's done getting his ass beat into git gud-dom he'll have skin so thick they'll mistake it as a hierro.

>>1982110
I concur. Poor Isane gets no love being a tall chick in a predominantly Japanese themed society and because her captain could kill people by looking at them angrily.

>>1982117
Jesus

The grandchild is gonna have such weird fucking hair, Also why not all of the above, They seem like the pack Shark tits keeps around.

>>1982122
>>1982122
Firstly: Fuck Giselee, she creepes me the fuck out. Second: Fuck Bambi as well because despite Candice being Candice she is still the biggest whore of the bunch. What with her sociopathic tendencies

I'm also not a harem dude so it's going to be only one. Liltotto is definitely my favorite because she is a snarky little shit who is actually the brain of the group. Candice is less of a whore to me and more like a girl who just enjoys acting like one and she definitely is the most human of the group. Meninas is just plain bland so she's not a very likely choice

>>1982131
But Ywach is best girl

>>1982131
Then the only answer is Liltotto, kids can't be retarded.

>>1982139
well...
there's the kurosakis....


MAKE IT HAPPEN SPOOKS or at least an omake

>>1982151
No :^)

Because I have *ahem* something else in store for them

Buuuut.... hmmm...

The more I think about it the more Karin and Yuzu seem like a good idea if a bit pedo for my taste

>>1982158
Karin and Yuzu with who..?

>>1982163

Takeshi.
The guy we've been talking about up until now.

>>1982158
Yuzu a best
She'd be the only female who wouldn't bully him, ever

>>1982195
Or maybe he develops a fetish for being bullied.
In which case Karin would be better because she'd happily step on him

>>1982195
Isane wouldn't.
Her captain on the other hand...

>>1982196
If we're talking about bully girls, then my personal favorite is hiyori, but i don't know why

Well Spook now you got my want for seeing Takeshi and Isane together. Or Rangiku, just for the sake of destroying the hopes of Hisagi. And semi-related to Rangiku, what happened to Gin?

>>1982218
Not much.

He's under constant surveilance which he enjoys because he can troll his handlers

>>1982222

Praise be to God that best character is alive. Hope to see him again

>>1982207
You like to fuck little girls, anon?

>>1982235
She is hundreds of years old...
It's more accurate he likes to fuck gilfs

>>1982246

And she's dead, so TECHNICALLY. He's into necrophillia

>>1982249
But hes dead too, so it's okay.

>>1982254
Oh, wait, that guy.... yeah, I suppose it is.

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>>1982235
>>1982246
>>1982249
I can't help it, hiyori is cute in a bitchy way

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>>1982263
Don't mind us anon.
Your dick knows what you want, however sick it may be

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>>1982272
She might be short, and she might be flat
But she's legal, and that's all that matters to me

>>1982280
Do not deny your penis its cravings anon.
Give in to your primal self.
Rejoice and over-endulge!

>>1982280
But she has that snaggle tooth. Like goddamn nigguh. That fucking tooth. All the time sticking out. Like go see the dentist, shit. Motherfucking Kenny has better dental hygiene than she does. I bet Kenny flosses. Daily.

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>>1982299
It's part of her appeal
L-look, stop judging, I don't go around criticizing YOUR bleach waifus!

>>1982335
She also wears clogs. And we all know anyone who wears clogs is a fucking weirdo.

Just teasing u bby

>>1982335
>Tfw your Bleach waifu is the most retarded of all

>>1982370
Who, Nel?

>>1982372
;-; Yup

>>1982375
RIP

>>1982335
well, we already married my bleach waifu. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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>>1982375
Literally retarded at one point

>>1982383
>>1982376
It went from having to protect the retarded child to want to imrepgeant the retarded waifu and keep her at home for her own safety

I am not happy with these desires, nor the one they picked.